Singing Mushrooms

Dropped into glowing fungal caverns with the rot creeping into their bones, the goons bargain with a dying delver named Garavan, adopt a mushroom leshy who only says "Shoom," and trade favors with fey that don't take no for an answer. Beetle swallows a water elemental. It does not help.

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By the Narrative Declaration TTRPG group: Four adventures try to make it big within the decrepit streets of Outset's Pawn Pilaster. Catch this comedic but grim dark Pathfinder Second Edition TTRPG adventure and watch them all suffer!

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wait i got distracted froggy started to say something
good job everybody i'm the only one who did it i'm sorry i'm sorry i ruined it i'm sorry i ruined
it wait do it again no we're already here now i already did the same transition you ruined it
froggy imagine messing up the intro it's really fucked up how could you betray me like this
i could believe that every five every five gets its subs a minus an hp on froggy's character
no no no no no no do not do it do not do it please okay hold on we just no no no no no
game master's honor i will do it i like no okay if you're gonna add a mechanic that damages me
you need to add a mechanic what that's one hp they're already doing it you need to add a
mechanic that heals me you need to add a mechanic that heals me suck that's 20 i'm dead i'm fucking
dead no every no every that's 30 hp i'm dead i have 10 every five it's every five it's one
you every five is one you illiterate fucking muppet
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i just want to grab you and shake you and hope that by rattling your brain around in your skull it
makes something reconnect my dad tried that when i was a baby that explains a lot
explain every time you you sit down we hear
it's like marbles in a fucking wine glass
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you back inside hello everyone my name is minerva aka party demon s on all social media platforms i
play the level seven noel ranger gray crocus then of course we have our ghostly visage cabal
hello my name is cabal i'm a horror youtuber over on well youtube um and i am playing the uh
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joining us for kingmaker campaign so if everyone watches play pathfinder second editions kingmaker
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and additionally if you also want to help us directly and also influence the game we all have
that's a voice crack
that uh we have these bit bars we have these hero point bars and bit bars down below each of
our names here every single time you do a bit donation and you include the character name
uh you can apply to the pool so everyone can donate into it and then you can give the player a hero
point that allows them to re-roll stuff try to help them out in a fight things like that and of course
a little bit of it goes to me which is the villain point when i get to use the screw them over which
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i'll do the opposite hear me out uh if we have a mechanic in place that lets people damage me i need
to also be able to heal or my character is actually going to die because everyone wants me to die
hey froggy yeah
explode you with my mind no
why do you want to kill my character so bad because he was the one that died the funniest way
what getting shot is not funny i mean it's more funny than falling yeah that's true yeah you did
just get executed in the head
you got gunned down by the crocodile man mob like it is whacked it is the way of the street
it is the way of the street that's true so for time and things um who wants to do a very brief i'm
talking like really condensed not super long recap and earn a hero point today or earn a hero point for
someone else cab huh what you remember what happened last episode i have no idea i've been
sick for a week and i'm still getting over it he's very sick i mean i'm gonna be a hundred with you
while you guys have talking i've mentally alt tabbed like five times oh buddy coming back trying to keep
track of the conversation it's not working it's okay so you know he's barely tethered to this world
anyway so it fits it's in character i can try my memory is very spotty because it happened a little
while ago yeah it has we hadn't missed like two episodes so yeah we've been gone for a few weeks yeah
um if i remember correctly this was the last episode we did which was you fell down the hole
we fell down the hole it can be very brief i mean that some some weird mind stuff happened
yeah yeah yeah we we fell down the hole we effectively died that was fun yes uh beetle woke
up in a theater had a totally lovely conversation with definitely croc definitely croc they definitely
not uh you know definitely not the entity thing uh definitely not uh they had a long conversation
about what's going on where things are going a deal was struck and beetle proceeded to essentially
explore the theater of the mind so to speak uh yeah but um uh would find the other gooners in their
their own respective little mind jails they were basically going through memories of the past their
biggest regrets even uh they found talim they found heart eventually they found gray each of them seeing
their biggest regrets and a lot of it was very heart-wrenching you'd have to be there you'd have to be there chat
hmm and you can see it happen physically i know yeah you can see it physically over it oh never mind
or you can just go to the narrative declaration youtube oh my god oh my god you could do that
i'm watching live right now right now uh they would wake up and they would all
kind of huddle up there was a group hug that happened and uh they start making their way through
the caves they meet a little funny plant creature uh they tried to communicate with it and uh it went as
well as expected it found their treasure chest and then started running off with it and they went in a
direction they could not follow said to take the long way around there was lots of gaps lots of holes
and awful awful creatures that were trying to steal their stuff just awful ugly little little slimy
long dudes centipede centipede dudes but made of flesh but made of flesh flesh said it was
awful human centipede no centipede and they want not to feed i'm gonna bite people
uh but they eventually did defeat the centipedes they did get their stuff back which was
kind of grabbed from them by the awful centipede duders and they eventually made their way around
only to see their new little plant buddy getting chased by the corpse or what's left of the corpse of the
undead behemoth they were dealing with the undead behemoth they were dealing with earlier
yippee you get a hero point
yay that was the most sloppy summary ever
yeah see i can
when it's extra snappy
i completely it was a good thing that you did because i completely forgot about the whole like
theater bit
oh the most traumatic part
yep
oh my lord
honestly
completely forgot about it
i've been trying to forget the theater bit because it was the most traumatic
i've been trying to forget the entire campaign
i've been trying to fucking forget
just get rid of it
i love the theater part
it made me cry
it made me cry too
that's why i'm trying to forget it
apparently i made people cry
i had people in my discord yelling at me
yours was the worst
you were the worst
i know
but a curse
aww
you made me cry like a little baby back bitch
baby back baby back baby back baby back
but speaking of being a baby back bitch
no
it's time
well you all less laughed off
but their glorious band of gooners
that's us
you saw that the zombie hulk
crawling through the hallway
was chasing
our small leafy leshy fellow
who was dragging the chest that you saw
you all
basically were just fighting life and limb for last time
before you fell down the hole
and the remnants of your enemy
still
still active
just crawling through the cavernous hallway
just
oh i heard that
you tell he's
past this little exit way to the left
down into the hallway of this cavernous area
glowing mushrooms
and little fairy lights
kind of
going all around you
what do you do
well it's not too late for us to turn around
and beetle starts to turn around
there's no other direction to go
we don't know that for sure
i mean we could go back
and try and move those rocks
we're not gonna get anywhere with this
and cray's going to take a step forward
to try and get a better look at
the direction that the
the zombie hulk went
because i couldn't see on the fucking map
as you're trying to see
of the fucking map
you
see that the zombie hulk has gotten stuck
as to where it is
even with its immense bulk
has been trying to
get to the entryway
or so
and you see he got turned around
and he's facing
all of you
but that's what you can see around the corner
but you see he's just struggling
just trying to get free
she's gonna
she's gonna kind of take like
just a long stare
a quiet blink
and just step back
and just go
so he's there
uh-huh
he's um
a little stuck
um
here
come here
come here
come take a look at this
those are beetle's little feet
gray
gray will like
pick up beetle
and like
slowly
like
hold him
past the uh
the wall
so he can peek out
at a higher altitude
oh
he's like
he's like
he sees the big
flesh hulk
and he's like
pull me back in
pull me back in
pull me back in
pull me down
pull me down
pull me back in
she does it
she does it
she does it
um
so we want to go
the way that he is
right
yeah
uh
i think so
unless we intend
to give up
on what we've been
trying to accomplish
this entire time
yeah
we have to deal
with this
uh
it would be a waste
otherwise
come on
girl
stop blocking
the uh
the doorway here
as you begin
to
uh
walk forward
at the sight
of the zombie
we'll start off
with beetle
for this
beetle
as you begin
to walk forward
you feel like
you ever
you ever had
like the most
horrible
stomach pain
possible
like you just
know like
something you ate
before
just
wrecking
the insides
of your body
think of that
just like
not only in
the gut area
but everywhere
else
around you
as
you feel
sick
you feel
horrible
you feel
just
absolutely
disgusting
like just
something about
you just
and
and you
finally
in
your character
may either
cough or
something else
just expelling
something
and as if
you would
even look
at your
hand or
the remnants
of it
wherever it
is
it is
blackened
it is
gooey
it is
horrible
if you didn't
already do it
do the chat's
influence
to minus
those HP
go ahead and
do so
now if
you haven't
already
I think
you're already
at like
40 something
I subtracted
was that
correct
that's
absolutely
correct
okay
and you
are rotten
no
chat
every single
time you do
5 gifted
subs
in the
in the chat
either on
YouTube side
or
Twitch side
they will
take a point
of rot
damage
this is
pretty fucked
up
huh
that's a bit
that's a bit
mean
why would you
do that
turn
it's not
me
woo
let's go
Talim
since you
spoke up
god damn
it
you notice
inside of
your ghostly
visage
that you've
experienced this
before
before Curtinan
helped
get rid of
it for you
you feel
that same
sickly
just
otherworldly
feeling
embed itself
into your
soul
you see
slight remnants
of it
black tendrils
along
along your
ectoplasm
take 1
points of
damage
as you
are now
rotten
2 now
okay
well actually
hold on
wait a
second
I have
damage
reduction
versus
everything
except for
ghost
touch
vitality
or force
oh
the rot
consumes
all
take
your
damage
fuck
the rot
consumes
all
but of
course
now for
Gray
at the
sight of
the zombie
as well
and for
you
heart
to summarize
it
you
too
also
feel
sickly
and just
everything
wrong
in your
insides
you two
are also
rotten
don't worry
about the
debuff
basically
for those
of you
who
don't know
what that
means
you're all
permanently
wounded
I would
apply it
to you
but it'll
do like
a special
effect
thing
so we
just won't
worry
about that
right now
okay
for every
listener
at home
that means
that we
die
easier
yes
so if
they go
down
don't go
down
and stuff
it's
but it
makes it
a chunk
easier to
be permanently
dead
but of
course
you all
see this
zombie
hulk
in front
of you
and it
starts
trying to
like
like
you know
you immediately
like
throws a
hand out
and tries to
grab it to
the ground
to pull
to you
but see
it stuck
itself
pretty good
and
it seems
the struggle
there
it's just
basically
just yelling
at you
down this
hallway
it's just
feeling
the halls
it's just
it seems
horribly
pissed off
what do you
do
we need
to go
that way
yeah
how do we
make it
stop
what do
we do
about that
thing
I mean
the obvious
answer is
killing it
but it's
already
dead
and we
thought we
killed it
before
how much
is this
gonna take
maybe if
you take
its head
off
that makes
sense
yeah
because your
head kind
of like
pilots
everything
else
right
yeah
so uh
he reaches
over and he
pats the back
of Talib's
leg
go get
him
mr
mr
swan
use your
swan
go cut
that head
off
you got
the
swan
it's
your
job
you can
go do
it
get
the
head
off
with
the
swan
believe
in you
buddy
yeah
Talib
I believe
in you
you can
do it
hard to
give us
a thumbs
up
it's like
everyone's
pointing at
the cockroach
Talib
kill it
I'll help
are you
muted
Cabal
are you
dead
oh no
I was
muted
because
I was
coughing
oh
I'm
sorry
I'm
sorry
the rock
persists
in real
life
so as
like
beetle
passes
a hand
through
the back
of Talib's
calf
and he
looks down
like
really
um
and like
looks at
all of
them
looks down
at his
sword
looks up
at the
reach of
the zombie
behemoth
hulk
whatever
it is
and he's
like
go cut
his head
off
yes
I
think
so
I
think
I
have
a
better
solution
and he
snaps
his fingers
and a
little ball
of fire
produces
an hand
and I
cast
ignition
from 30
feet
out
instead of
I don't
know
running to
the grasp
of a zombie
hulk
if it
starts
coming
this way
I can
I can
probably
do
something
one last
time
for Talib
what are
you trying
to do
at the
end
I'm
casting
ignition
let's
see it
go and
do an
attack
roll
at him
he's
in the
kitchen
with
the
ignition
and
oh wait
yeah you
got two
different
things now
for melee
and stuff
I think
that's to
help
with your
your
magus
abilities
and there
we go
that is
plus 13
on the
roll
and I
roll a
in total
for a hit
very good
and I
roll
damage
which is
this thing
just
find
damage
the
sound
effect
jump
scared
you
gotta
remember
the
audio
stuff
you
might
want
to
adjust
yourself
but of course
after you
fire it
I'll use
that as your
initiative
roll
Talib
as I
ask everyone
to roll
initiative
Talib
you don't
have to
because yours
will be
oh shit
I don't
know
that's good
can I add
my pursue
a lead
modifier
to my
initiative
roll
sure
I'll let
happen
yippee
because he's
in the way
of my
pursuing
of a lead
I rolled
I rolled
an 18
for a
total
of 29
and I
rolled
also a
total
of 29
I rolled
a total
of 34
oh god
man
I'm gonna give this
dice thing
for you
but don't worry
about it
because you
will be
you'll be up
there
awesome
well that's
why my damage
felt a little
bit more
low I rolled
three ones
on those
seatboards
I was like
eight
I was like
okay
of course
the Hulk
will start
taking the
fire down
and you'll
see
that it's
trying to
wiggle itself
free
just anger
that you're
burning it
beetle
it is your
turn
I thought
you were
gonna go
up and
cut off
his head
to lean
looks down
and beetle
is like
perhaps I
should give
you a sword
and you
will go
try to
cut this
head off
yes
no that's
okay
and beetle
is gonna
take out
his
giselle
and he's
going to
aim for
the Hulk's
head
we're gonna
devise a
strategy
we're gonna
see what
happens
if we
aim
and
you feel
like you
hit
I feel
like I
hit
so I'm
gonna
take a
little
shot
at his
head
let me
make sure
everything is
checked
off
yes
wow
11 points
of damage
just like
another hole
just rips
through
his
rotting
corpse
and he's
like
won't you
know
Zoran
the way
that you
said that
reminded me
of a
youtube
short
I saw
recently
it's
and it
was like
the wizard
king
will judge
this guy
and it's
like what
was the
wizard king's
judgment
was like
bear bear
it's like
oh I
remember that
what are you
saying
so that
was the
devised
strategy
and then
fire
I think
those two
actions
you got
one action
left
you want
to reload
I'm reloading
all right
heart
heart will
smack his
hands together
and cross
all of his
fingers together
and he
tries to
focus
and he
realizes
that
domain
expansion
he can't
do anything
properly
with just
two hands
he needs
to focus
more energy
in some
way
so
multiple
small hands
in his
kinetic
aura
just
starts to
appear
to form
the same
appearance
I wish
to
cancel
out
my
kinetic
aura
by
casting
jagged
berms
jagged
berms
is my
one
sure
hit
kill
combo
attack
it is
it deals
no damage
at all
on its
own
but what
I now
get to
do
is that
I get
to place
six
little
bits
and pieces
six
little
berms
with
jagged
pointy
spikes
sticking
out of
it
it's
it's
basically
just
environmental
things
if you
pass
through
or
next
to
one
of
these
you
take
2d6
piercing
damage
no save
they can
be destroyed
but they
are basically
a little
mound
of earth
with wood
poking out
of them
yeah
because
gorilla
tactics
is the
winning
way
splinters
yeah
it's the
gorilla
tactics
is the
winning
way
um
so
I wish
to
perform
this
ability
however
foundry
does not
really like
me
doing
this
from
what it
seems
you're
trying to
make
six
cubes
so
you're
basically
just doing
six
small
cubes
yes
so
I would
like to
make
one
here
yeah
so
basically
you just
make a
simple
little
square
if it
wants
to
it won't
just make
a square
we can
just do
that
that's
fine
yeah
one
there
one
there
just
like
a
just
like
a
carpet
make a
tunnel
okay
it's a
tunnel
three
on one
side
and three
on the
other
yeah
yeah
so if
this guy
travels
whenever
this guy
travels
next to
one of
these
that's
2d6
and they
do
stash
oh
okay
okay
and they
appear
like
statues
of heart
okay
smarty
yeah
that's
my
turn
i love
it
when we
play
tower
defense
and
pathfinder
i know
right
it's
good
i love
that
i wanted
to make
soren
proud
by making
the
orc
huts
from
warcraft
i can't
wait
for
when
salty
gets
summoned
cannon
tower
or
summon
freezing
tower
that's
right
it is
gray's
turn
uh
how
how
how's
the uh
the physical
description
of this
big dude
or like
what like
where
what is
he looking
like
he's cut
in half
gross
okay
and he's
a riding
giant corpse
who wants
to eat
your bones
okay
i was hoping
for like
oh his arms
are fucked
up or
oh is
it
no it's
fine
she's gonna
fucking
you got
no legs
lieutenant
dan
uh gonna
declare him
uh her
haunted prey
she's
going to
scoot
forward
in front
of heart
you don't
want to
go there
i'm not
i'm not
gonna step
on them
i'm not
i'm just
going here
if you
if you go
next to
them
okay
well where
was i
before
here
yeah
here
okay
fine
it's
fine
yeah
it's
our
first
time
where
we've
ever
had
an
ally
had
environmental
traps
down on
the floor
so even if you just go next to them
yep
2d6 for each one
oh that's icky
okay
well uh
grief going to
throw her mom bailey
hoping to uh
blind him
heck yeah
i just
i imagined like
i stepped
nice
jesus
i did it
with a total of
29 i'm gonna roll for that
that crit damage
team tasty
tasty
great
total of 23
that's way better than stepping forward into a tiger pit
that's way better
i know
you did basically you are carving through them you feel that your attacks are extremely efficient
you do 33 damage instead
heck yeah
i asked the wrong person to cut off his head
ah
and i got one more i believe
yes yes
one more
uh
actions we're gonna
since you don't have to reload it right
yeah i don't have to reload my knife
so you already
you already marked it as prey
so you got one more left
yeah
we're gonna go at it again
she's gonna try and swing again
as soon as he catches it
trying to use that momentum
gotta hit
hit with a total of 26
we're gonna roll for that damage
damage
a total of nine
it's highly effective
you see this thing just trying to bat it away but you're too skillful with it
with your rune of returning and just gonna swim and bring it right back
that's it for me
that's all three
it's a lame
it is your turn
yes
i'm
i i i spin two actions to cast ignition at it again
damn
yeah
damn daniel
yeah i'm not getting into melee with that
hell no
even if i do have passive healing
that's
silly
and i miss
i'm so impressed by the axes that the talim is just like
he's like
yeah
ah they'll be fine
you do have two hero points
smiles
nah i'm good
oh really
i'll just use the uh last of my actions to
i don't know raise my shield
take care
yeah
talim kind of just went well shit
it is now its turn
i'm here in case it gets to the front line
it looks at the things you've placed down hard
yeah my statue's of me
and it uh
everybody goes
i hate little spiky things
and it basically starts mailing them
trying to just basically crush the nearest one
yeah
they have ac 10
it absolutely crits
yeah yeah yeah
smashes down to it
because they all have a hardness of 10
if i remember
they do
fucking annihilates
the one right by it
and it'll do it to the other one
heck yeah
it'll do normal damage on the other one
only hits it for a 17
but it's ac 10
decimates the other one
you see it's just going through it
but because it is a zombie
it is slowed
so it can't do anymore
i love that
i love the mechanical balance of zombies being op
but they only have two actions each turn
beetle it is your turn
you see this thing starting to make way
you see it's loose and loosing out of the pit that it's in
and uh just crushing all these like stone hearts that have been erupted onto the ground
just making way to you closer and closer
what do you do
guys
guys guys it's coming
guys guys
and he's gonna devise a stratagem
and he knows that he is going to miss
so
in fact that'd be a crit fail
that way he's like
nope can't get a good shot with my jazelle
while he's thrashing around
so let me uh put my jazelle away
because it's a because it's a uh investigator thing
we won't we can't apply the complication to it
because you technically aren't doing it
so yeah
i'm putting the jazelle away
and so is devise a stratagem in itself an action
or is that like
not when it's against your target
not when it's against your uh the thing you're tracking
so if i devise a stratagem
put my jazelle away
pull out my crossbow
will i have another round to shoot my crossbow
or is that the third round
attacking that target in of itself
no matter what you will attack
will get that result
oh
yeah
because you have to do it for that attack
oh
so you're not attacking
i'm not attacking then
yeah
okay
do you have all your healing abilities
yeah
that's what i'm gonna do dex
yeah you can battle medicine
my health is going down
uh i'm gonna do that
i'm gonna do battle medicine
on my schmelf
schmelt
so
to make it nice and easy for you
uh there is the battle medicine action you have there
so go on that
click treat wounds
when you click that
you can scroll all the way down
you'll see a little treat wounds
little button thing there
click that and it'll give you a prompt
to do your medicine check and all that
that's so nice
so you can target yourself
and then click it
and it'll do all the math for you
yeah
yeah
oh my god that's so nice
apply healing
yeah you are
you are a master at medicine
so you should have done the master toggle for it
for the dc if you wanted
so you can get like extra stuff
so next time when you click the treat wounds thing there
there you go
yeah try doing that
okay let me take out that 8 hp that i just healed
let me take that out
there you go
back to 32
and you got a natural 20 on the die
holy dicks
so you healed for 57 with your battle medicine
and that
and battle medicine is one action
i'm putting the treat wounds thing on my hot bar
so i can get to it faster in the future
thank you
thank you for that
keep
can we get the clip from that
and then show that to anyone
whenever you go
oh yeah dude
non-magical healers aren't that good
no
well
plus 40 is
wow
it's because he's a master
it's only because he's a master
yeah but still
getting master to skill
it ain't that difficult
it's just a matter of levels
yeah
hold on
okay hold on
let me think
uh
we had the
devised strategy
and put my weapon away
uh
heal
yeah so
uh
you're good on devised strategy
because it's your target
and stuff like that
so
yeah
pre-action to drop your weapon
so you have all three reactions
if you want to pull out your crossbow
that's one action
i
can i do battle medicine on heart for my last turn
yes
woohoo
yeah battle medicine is one action
so you can just do
so target heart
and do your uh
roll thing
wait get the band-aids and the aloe vera
there we go
you can apply that healing heart
yeah
that's 52
i'll get it
that's so much fucking healing
there you go
with 52
great job
that's my turn
thank you so much for teaching me that
i got it on my heart bar now
so i can go really fast
no problem
oh yeah
that's what fell marrow has to do to all of you
he'll do it all day
that's in the kingmaker campaign
go watch it
all right
so
yeah become a patron
with that
heart
is your go
and a question for you
little any and ask
are all the statues
this heart
uh
like double pointing
to himself
uh
no
it's heart
doing different poses
and then just spikes
sticking out
from different certain angles
it's all a bunch of weak statues
of him posing
uh
speaking of
just a pillar man
speaking of posing
uh
heart will strike a pose
as he activates his kinetic aura
uh
and
as i now am
channeling the elements
uh
i am
wub wub
uh
i am now
in my elemental
aura
and as
as a part of that
i will
activate my stone armor
because i can use
one kinetic funny
whenever i uh
whenever i enter
my little thingy
so i get
a plus five
to my ac
it's fucking crazy
uh
and then
heart will
target
this big guy
and he will
pick up a rock
he picks up a rock
he picks up a rock
he picks up a
funny little rock
and uh
he um
he just
flings it
at this guy
uh
as a part of doing that
uh
i get to use
a very funny little thing
uh
called
where are you
there you are
uh
weapon infusion
weapon infusion
allows me to
change the damage
type
of any of my
elemental blasts
that's my basic
attack
uh
into slashing
piercing
or bludgeoning
by changing
how it looks
uh
so
heart will make
one elemental blast
against this dude
let's see here
no
not the rock
dad
that's what it may be
the rock
did you just call us a nerd
uh-huh
he said dad
not again
oh
i throw a rock
you hit it with a rock
let's see here
okay
so
uh
due to
due to my
fun little gimmick
i can then
uh
change
the damage
type of this
uh
and i will
change it
into
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
uh
into
slashing
as the small
little thing
starts spinning
the little
rock starts
spinning
and it basically
turns into
a uh
a little
a little
disc
of
uh
of
polished
sharpened rock
that just starts
flying towards
this guy
he's
feels pretty nice
damage
bludgeoning damage
uh no
uh
yeah
uh
yeah supposedly
yeah bludgeoning
let's go with that
okay
yeah
just smash right to his side
just like
just
old blood
just
congealing down
his face
i can throw rocks
now
hell yeah
good job
turn
yeah
gray
gray can't do
she wants to get in there
but she can't
because
the ground is covered
in sharp pointy things
like legos
so she's gonna keep
using her momentum
uh
and just throwing
the mombele
over and over again
like an awful
little meat grinder
yeah
we're gonna go
swing
whoopah
one
whoop
sorry
you hit
i hit
the total of 26
we're gonna roll for the damage
yeah
the total of 12 damage
she's gonna do it again
22 damage to it
she goes again
reeling back
she
misses
you miss
i think you don't have it targeted
i did though
interesting
it untargets it at the end of the stuff
so it's not gonna keep it on
oh that's annoying
okay
yeah i do that
because people forget to untarget
that's fair
that's fair
okay
she missed on that one
she's gonna
one more time
one more time
she hopes and prays
she whiffs it
another miss
she doesn't make it
oh
it's okay
she got that one hidden
she's satisfied
is the zombie screams
at you all
talim
yes
all right
so
um
uh
question
for
needle darts
do i actually
need a piece of metal
to cast it
or if
that's only if i want to add
special properties to it
uh
special properties
uh
let's double check
shape three needles
out of a piece of metal
in your possession
and send them flying into a tight group
towards one target
so technically with your sword
you should be fine
yeah
they have technically removed
like material components
for spells and such
all right
so in that case
um
lemme will actually
uh
take his
uh
sword
and
just
swipe it through the air
and as he does
i will cast uh
needle darts
on the uh
on the
zombie titan
hulk
nice
a
descriptor of large creature
big boy
big boy
i'm thick
he comes after you
yeah
click the first needle darts thing there
and you'll be fine
okie dokie
and i will
attack
and play
plus 13 on the
four on
crit
there you go
roll quit damage
if i just roll damage
we double
let's go
and
um
hit the roll damage button up there
yeah
i
oh
in chat
there's no cred button
just roll the damage
oh okay
and we double it
so
bam
you do
32 points of damage to it
nice
and you look at it
thalem you can tell this thing's hanging on by a thread
you
you all have decimated
it's
it's one arm
just basically just kind of twitching
and so just
still trying to slowly
claw into the dirt
and pull itself
and it's like
you see it just starts just
just pathetically just start crawling towards you all
you have one action left
i do have one action left
but i have nothing for a range attack
so just in case
um
i will raise my shield
and i will look at the others
and it's like
i think it's time we
finish off this
obstacle
oh please
i'd like to get out of here
and that is the end of my turn
it'll try to move forward
and attack
one of heart's things
it will do so
and basically crush it
heck yeah
no the legos
it'll do it for the next one
and it rolls a natural one
but i have a villain point
i like the idea of
every time it smashes
one of them
it's just the lego death
sound effect
yeah
obviously
that's what heart does
whenever he builds them
he has to go
and he just puts them all together
it sounds like
you're swirling ice
in a cup
the fucking
the fucking
oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
of course
it crushes more
of heart
it's trying to come through there
beetle
it's your turn
beetle is going to
raise his
his crossbow
and
we're going to devise
another stratagem
oh boy
take aim
look down the site
break his forward jab
what's going to happen
discombobulate
natural 20
he knows
he knows
he's going to
discombobulate
do the resident evil
froggy
those are
16 points of damage
and 1d6 point
he's got bleed
he's got bleed on him
he's got persistent bleed
so he takes 1d6 damage
and persistent bleed
he reaches a hand
out to you
beetle
and go
and goes
no
if I don't
oh
and the bolt
goes right
through the hand
it's
just right
through its head
just like an exit wound
just right
through it all
and you see
that the hull
just
just falls
right over
finally expired
what a biohats
they wouldn't be
looking good
right now
I'm so glad
that thing
didn't reach us
he kind of
quietly
looks at
beetle
judgingly
beetle looks up
from the puddle
of pee
he's standing
in
no I'm just
kidding
this is why
I don't wear
pants
he wasn't
house trained
why would you
make this worse
you guys want to
see if he had
anything on him
I guess
we gotta climb over
him to get to
our buddy anyway
I mean
he's pretty big
as it is
I don't know
if I can get past
there I think
that you could
beetle
but
I'm gonna
I'm gonna
start
getting on
this
heart
just
picks up
a rock
makes the rock
sharp
and starts
making a way
don't
start carving
a flesh path
that's disgusting
that's disgusting
that's so nasty
grey's just
gonna climb over
it
after
after some
time
you make
you carve
your way
a climb
over
which is
a way to
go through
but
heart doesn't
look happy
he doesn't
like being
big at the
moment
but with
some stuff
stuff
yes
let's do
some of
you notice
I think
everybody
but
but
but
heart
you notice
as you
begin
to
pass
by
the
zombie's
corpse
like
small
little
like
veiny
tendrils
on the
ground
like
slowly
but surely
kind of
like start
growing out
from the
fungi
like on
the ground
that basically
kind of like
lacks itself a little
bit on the
flesh
it's very
it's very
slow
it's quick
to kind of
get there
but as soon
as it
touches
the flesh
it just
kind of
starts
you know
it kind
of stops
there a
little bit
as if
messing
with it
in some
way
um
can
I roll
uh
occultism
nature
nature
would be
better for
this
yeah I was
gonna ask
if I could
roll
nature
for this
absolutely
both of you
go ahead
okay
mom
that was a
total of
okay
only enough
for clean
oh I don't
have nature
okay
uh
gray you
you know
that uh
you don't know
exactly what
these mushrooms
are as much
as you've been
in the city
of outset
or so
probably
delving
very deep
uh
into it
was probably
not a high
priority for
you but
you can probably
tell the other
fungi somewhere
in the world
of time
um
are able
to eat
people
basically
or basically
just kind of
consume
flesh
and meat
and you see
that's what's
happening here
this thing
is now kind of
tendrilled out
or whatever
to be like
oh
free meat
a free meal
and it's basically
just slurping
it up right now
it'll it'll
digest it
slowly but
surely but
uh
you see that
this is one
way to kind of
keep random
corpses off
when the
mushrooms
start slurping
and glorping
i would not
suggest we be
touched by
these mushrooms
um
unless you
would like to
become
no longer
alive
uh
i've been
picking
mushrooms
the whole
way here
you might
want to
drop them
what
just in
case
but
but
but they
don't have
little mouths
or spooky
little tendrils
and they're just
glowing nice and
happy in my bag
and if they keep
glowing nice and
happy in my bag
then i can use
their colors
to do things
to our bodies
i
i saw it
i saw it in the
theater i saw the
magic of the lights
on on the stage
i know what the
the green and the
blue does
i don't know what
you're talking about
just don't get
touched by these
mushrooms okay
okay
oh
i don't know what
they are exactly
but i have seen
enough flesh-eating
plants to know i
don't want to get
got by these
mushrooms are not
plants
heart
i like how
somebody in
chat just said
that
now beetle has
the mold from
resident evil 7
i was like beetle's
no longer kobold
welcome to the
family
kobold
do we
should we just
run through
really fast
zoran
would we be
able to
get around them
nature
these aren't
coming to get
you
these aren't
going to lash
out at you
and pull you
in
this is something
that it's like
a
is it
you know like
something that
rots or so
and then
yeah it's an
overtime
slow
scavengers
yeah
almost like
scavenger
but they're
extra fast
you should be
fine going
through just
don't touch
any of them
and if you
do accidentally
brush up against
something
find something
to wash
yourself
immediately
okay
yeah
okay
now beetle
tell me
something about
this light
stuff
as harks
begins walking
and he
holds out a
hand to pick
up beetle
i saw
and abeel
will climb up
i saw
on the stage
of the stage
when i died
when we all
died
there were all
these bright
lights being
used on the
stage and i
could see you
guys up on
the stage and
i i saw that
the red light
it it made it
made the things
warm it made
bodies warm i
felt warm at
the red light so
i think that red
lights increase
blood flow and
make your body
warmer
yeah because
blood is red
right yeah
well mine's
not red but
yeah you
don't really
have blood you
kind of you
got like a like
a you know
what the clay
yeah yeah
yeah but i
still oh i
wonder what kind
of effects the
colors would have
on you
yeah
yeah
it was just
like floating
at the back
he's got his
shield like
casually raised
in front of
him like his
sword like
hanging at
his side but
in his hand
and he's
like looking
at beetle the
entire time as
he's perched
on heart and
he's like
what the fuck
is his deal
i think the
colors can be
used to
strengthen one's
life force and
your spiritual
energy gray has
has has
completely checked
out i i think
the bodily fluids
of our bodies
can be altered
through the
application of
different colors
yeah
can't wait for
beetles above
essential mushrooms
can't believe
beetle fell into
a facebook scheme
to charge
up your
jr crystals
like
mlm mushrooms
oh we're
probably
beetle posting
a little thing
on the placard
in the middle
of the city
i need strong
people to
charge my
jr crystals
yeah yeah
speaking of
charging jr crystals
i have no
segue
after dealing
with the zombie
hulk you begin
to delve deeper
and deeper
through winding
passages you find
yourself going
going further
down and down
and down
seeing these
glowing mushrooms
and all these
fungi and stuff
kind of on the
walls you see
little critters
ever so often
scatter away as
you delve deeper
and deeper under
the city of
outset you now
find yourself
further down to
the cavern where
pillars of stone
seemingly kind of
keep up these
various hallways
more fungi
mushrooms are
lining the walls
helping light your
way for those of
you who have not
brought a light
source or can't
see very well in
the dark helping
those with low
light vision as
well due to the
ambient line that
they give now
that you all are
here what are
you all doing and
also to kind of
ask everybody what's
your exploration
activity oh my
god we're back to
the exploration
activities
uh I would
love exploration
activities
uh I would say
searching
yeah go ahead
instead of your
characters and
stuff and it'll
show up in the
thing
heck yeah
before you to
look around in
the in the
browsing to see
like what are you
actively doing
of course if you're
like one of the
repeating actions
stuff like that
like for you to
leave you can
always like just
keep your shield
raised you know
just like just
wishing a
motherfucker would
you know
so instead of
that I will
actually maintain
a spell
um because
I have a
new cantrip
that was given
to me by my
uh my next
um what is it
the the
the archetype
yeah I decided to
pick up at level
seven because
to lean
is now also
uh after the
encounter with the
death and you know
the immutable fact
of you know
what has passed
has passed and
the only time we
have is forward
uh he has now
started to delve
into a bit of
chronomancy and
is a time mage
so I have a
little cantrip
called time
sense which
allows me to
know the day
the time
uh everything
like that down
to a down
to the
millisecond
but also by
maintaining it
allows me to
have a plus one
to attack roll
perception checks
and saving throws
or skill checks
I take on the
same turn that I
cast time sense
yeah go and
cast that
and you can
tell
how many how
much money is
lost
you I've been
dead for this
amount of time
so this is
interesting
this is interesting
because now with
time sense you
kind of know
exactly how long
you've been down
here
and you've been
down here for a
good amount of
time
so you've been
down here for
let's say
let's say around
a month
you've been dead
for a month
good lord
wow
so like
as
we're going
along
if everyone
was doing
their job
right
you would
have a
large amount
of money
but at this
point
yeah as
we're going
along and
Taleem starts
to you know
mess with
the
the flow of
time through
magic
he kind of
keys in on the
fact that you
know
he realizes now
that we've been
dead for a month
and as we go
into this new
chamber
Taleemal
as
beetles going
off on his
tangent
look at
gray
and just be
like
i
have
news
news
through
use of
magic
we have
been
dead for
a month
she
slowly
just kind
of rubs
between her
eyes
and her
ears like
flattened
like she's
got the
airplane ears
going on
right now
and she's
just like
of course
it's been
a month
like Taleem
like we'll
splay his
hand open
and it
looks like
little like
grains of
sand are
like forming
together
and showing
like little
like algorithms
and things
like that
and he's
like so
if you
actually look
at here
in the
flow of
time
and how
much has
passed
according to
the dispersion
of magic
you will see
that it has
actually been
about a
month has
passed
i mean
that's more
impressive
she
doesn't have
any words
she's just
kind of like
sitting there
holding her
face in her
hands
she's just
like i
just want
to go
home
i just
want to
leave
good news
if we
are able
to extricate
ourselves
from this
uh hopefully
business ventures
will have
yielded a
tidy profit
in the
meantime
we will
great
it's gonna
be fine
we're gonna
get out
uh hold
on we
just gotta
find our
chest and
our little
friend and
then we
can find
a way
out and
i would
like to
try and
look for
footprints
drag marks
from the
chest
if i
find
anything
maybe a
leaf left
from the
leshy
uh if
i can
find
anything
that
indicates
where
the
leshy
has gone
i'd like
to pursue
a lead
on that
and like
and like
lock in
like sniffer
dog
that's gonna
be my
exploration
activity
yeah
gray is
also looking
for
exits
she's
looking for
anything
of interest
that could
assist
as they
go
you see
that the
cavernous
hallway
only leads
forward
for now
you know
you didn't
see any
side passages
or anything
else as you
were delving
down different
slopes and
falls
i will
sustain an
effect and
the effect
that i will
sustain is
that within
my little
magical
kinetic aura
a little bit
of moss
will form
on the
ground
where we
are walking
just in
case
we are a
little bit
more silent
than we
perhaps should
be
yeah
yeah
except if
you zoom
in on the
moss
it's actually
a bunch
of small
hands
oh i
hate that
it's cool
but i
hate it
taleem
and beetle
do you
notice
you hear
as you
kind of
like
pass by
some of
the mushrooms
that they
fucking
eat you
um
it's dead
that's why
they were
called ghost
mushrooms
no
you notice
that they
start doing
a little
like a
little song
in a weird
way
oh
you know
it's very
faint
very faint
not a lot
of people
would pick
would pick
it up
they
got
meaty
keyboards
yeah
but you
were here
like
you're just
passing by
them
if you
have any
hp to be
healed
you heal
one
i was
gonna
how much
time
how long
have we
been
walking
at this
point
you've
been
walking
for a
good
about
i'll say
30 minutes
as it
been going
down
okay
then i
will actually
be at
full hp
because
you funny
passive
ion stone
it's not
passive
you still
have to
activate
it
oh it's
in the
it's in the
wayfinder
which i keep
on me
so it's
essentially
it's orbiting
my head
yeah
it's just
in the
wayfinder
yeah you
still have to
activate the
stone
it's just
basically you
consciously
but don't
worry you're
fine
you probably
would
okay
but as
you all
continue
down
beetle
grain
the rest
of the
party
you notice
a fire
up ahead
and you
see that
there is a
fellow very
much bandaged
up just
kind of lean
back near a
makeshift
tent and
as you
all begin
to approach
you see
these two
creatures
that are
near this
guy look
over at
all of you
and go
and then
immediately
dash away
no
that's not
beetle screaming
no that's
me screaming
no that's
me screaming
they immediately
dash away
and you're
in here
oh wait
wait
you see the
guy just
lean back
like too
tired to
get out
get up from
his position
and he kind
of looks at
you all
and he kind
of looks
down the
hallway
and you
see that
he kind
of puts
his hand
like instead
of his
shirt
a little bit
like over
his chest
hello
there
thank you
oh so
much
it's always
weird to
hear that
potential
potential other
delvers or
robbers would
just approach
someone with
such a friendly
greeting
we fell
yeah we
fell and
then there
was a big
freaking zombie
hug back
there
thank god
i had
eight pieces
of ammo
in my
pockets
or we
would have
been
freaking
dunsdale
you know
what i'm
saying
yeah i
threw a
rock
hello
you doing
okay buddy
uh you
see this
guy is
horribly
bandaged
up and
has been
leaning over
by this
makeshift
tent as if
healing
uh allow
me a second
as uh the
lovely piece
of art got
horribly compressed
somehow
oh no
and uh i need
to see if i can
re-upload it to
get it fixed
let's see
this man got
scrunched
please show us
the crunchy
version for now
please
while you're
doing that
is he sitting
against the wall
like a dark
souls 2 mpc
absolutely
here here's the
crunchy version
oh no
you can't see
anything
it is crunchy
i can slightly
make out his
dsls
yeah so how
this happened
so this is
the as i fix
everything hi kiwi
that basically
sorry he's up
in his office
i it's okay
it happens
then uh
basically what
happens or
why some people
might have this
happen to them
if they use
tokenizer the
foundry module
uh in the
options depending
on how your
browser is or if
it saves the
setting to the
double check all
the time
um if you
have it set
for the
resolution it
goes by default
400 by 400
but of course we
have awesome
amazing art which
is high quality
and stuff it's
sometimes size to
go we're not
going to have it
at a higher
resolution so
screw you so
it does that so
then now when i
apply this and
do this basically
you change i
change the
thousand a
thousand i can
now hopefully
it up look come
on you rat
bastard
fudge
you know who
doesn't suffer
from this
the podcast
listeners that's
right everyone
this is shout
out to the
podcast user
there he is
there we go
that's higher
resolution art
it is basically
before you see
this person
bandaged up
uh bandaged up
his hand is
still kind of in
like the sort
of this folded
over tunic and
he can you can
barely see his
face past all
the bandages he
has very messy
hair you see
that this guy
has seemingly
been here for
a while he
seems very
settled in with
his tent and
he looks at
you through
bruises and
slightly bloodied
bandages on
certain sections
and he will
go like well
i i seem to
have fallen too
but you seem
to be in way
better state than
i am how
long have you
been down here
what happened
oh he
leans back
kind of looking
up at the
cavern at the
cavern ceiling
a couple
mushrooms are
helping light up
a surrounding
area a bit
i've been here
for
i what's
today
i don't know
i'm casting time
since what is
today's date
what's the
calendar
things
today
precisely
rattles off
the day
the hours
the minute
and the
second
you relay the
information which
is my way of
saying we have
not developed the
calendar system yet
and uh
and he kind of
leans back
like a while
months
i think we've
been down here
for about a
month since we
fell
yeah i was here
whenever uh a lot
of rumbling
happened and a
whole bunch of
stuff fell down i
got separated from
from my delving
group and a
couple of them
went off to our
hideout over this
way as the other
as the other group
other part of the
group got separated
and i i haven't
heard back from
them in a while
usually we scouted
out because
sometimes creatures
tend to kind of
fill in the gaps
here and there
but they're not
back they're
probably dead
so you're a
delver yes i'm
part of the
delvers guild
ah do you know
baron
baron he starts
scrubbing his
dwarf has a dog
with a bandaged
hand
nugget
square head
candle on his
head
i do know
baron
yeah
baron got us
into well we
haven't started
delving i guess
this is like our
unofficial start
since we fell
in but uh
we were we were
actually gonna come
by and maybe join
the the delvers
can i um i'm
sorry i don't have
anything on me
that uh could
prove my
trustworthiness to
you
in any way
but uh i i
have some medical
experience if
you'd like me to
help you with your
injuries if you'd be
okay with that i
can
you see with the
defeated shrug
he can't move
very much
you see he'll
he'll he'll
he'll release
his hand out
from under his
shirt and he'll
just kind of
lean back
defeated
he's letting you
do whatever
okay okay
okay i i promise
like you'll see
i promise i promise
we're trustworthy i
promise i'm not
gonna hurt you i
promise and he's
gonna pull out like
his his medics kit
and all that and
lay it out nice and
i'm gonna do some
uh i'm gonna sit
here for a good 10
minutes and i'm
gonna treat him
properly with some
medicine
yeah
gray's gonna plop
down next to him
just so like he has
something to lean on
if needed
she's very fluffy
heart's gonna make
him food
to lean will hover
in the corner
like a loner
go back to the
slaughtered lamb
get out of here
i don't know how
much hp this
stranger has but
beetle just patched
him up for 52
points
you see you
you definitely help
him out
yeah
yeah you see he
for one of the
bandages that you
undo do you see
this guy was
horribly messed up
he needed these
bandages exchanged
forever ago
these have been
here since he
first got settled
so if you without
for you you see
he's very sickly
as well
yeah
there's in fact
yeah infections
he like something
else is is is
riddling him
he's just all
messed up but with
your uh met with
your first aid and
stuff like that
uh yeah you're
able to get him on
the right track
because if he feels
left along any longer
he would have died
yeah i can treat
his his sickness
by administering
first aid
yeah don't your
your role's your
role's pretty good
okay
so you're good to
go
okay okay okay
like he leaves
back and he'll
shake your little
uh kobold hand
and he'll be like
thank you
yeah no problem
man
like normally
you know
normally rathy would
get me but
yeah i haven't
seen her in a
while
you say you
guys are aren't
delvers at all
right yet
but we've been
really interested in
it
i mean technically
we've done it
before you know
we're unlicensed
if anything
well
we were sent out
here to look for
something and we
got caught up when
the floor collapsed
yeah
well
any friend of
baron's is a
friend of mine
especially the
delver who found
the whispering
trees
the whispering
trees
that's a big
find he found
about
you know
before we kind
of left in
apparently there
there's a lot of
places down
here
sometimes there
are secret
gardens or
you know
houses kind of
embedded into the
rock
but apparently
baron found a
whole forest down
here
whoa
whoa
without sunlight
is it like a
swamp on the
outside or is it
like an actual
forest
he described it as
if somebody
grew a forest
down there and
it's lit up by
all of these
and he kind of
motions around
uh to all the
mushrooms that are
around on the
walls
oh
hey soren
with my ability
to grow
plants
from nowhere
uh can i use
that and my
cooking skill to
make this guy a
salad or
something easily
something with
fiber in him so
he can fucking
not die
uh i have some
oh no i don't
i'm out of
rations
never mind i
got nothing
i want to make
him a papaya
salad
let me make
him a papaya
salad
yeah roll
me a crafting
check
can i make
it with
cooking
yes
nice
this guy who's
been eating
nothing but
these mushrooms
for the past
three months
is like
mmm
thanks
i rolled a
two for a
total of
15 but i
will re-roll
that with my
hero power
yeah baby
it's better
it's 19
still better
than most
characters would
you make a
decent stew
nice
something
to him
it is gourmet
because he
has because
definitely you've
noticed he's been
eating nothing but
mushrooms and
surviving off the
water stream
that's near his
little campsite
there
eat up buddy
you look like
you need it
like thank you
and you see he'll
very weakly take
the bowl and
try to basically
eat through it
what's up uh
what's up with
the uh
the plant guys
yeah we saw
them they ran
away from you
oh
that's
i met them
down here
whenever
now after
the rock
collapse
and everything
else
uh
one of them
has been
helping take
care of me
the other
you know the
one with the
leaves all
around his
head
yeah
and the
other one
usually keeps
his distance
he's been
trying to
trying to
help heal
me but he's
not been very
good at it
but he's been
doing better
than what i've
been able to
do and he
kind of gestures
to the bloody
bandages you
uh
you replace
for him
without them
i probably
would have
died here
but for
when i was
able to
gather
they they
seemingly
live down
here
they have
something that
we've been
looking for
oh yeah
one of them
actually snatched
up uh
we we picked
up a job
like we
mentioned we
originally came
out over
these parts
looking for
something to
grab something
for somebody
uh when we
slid in
uh one of them
has picked up
the item that
we're looking
for so we're
not sure how
to go about
getting that
back we don't
want to cause
any trouble
speaking of
which have
you seen a
massive lock
box
roll me a
diplomacy
cheng heart
yeah
let's go
baby i'm
untrained but
i have untrained
improvisation allowing
me to at least
add my level to
the roll i rolled
a three for a
total of 11
please
you have a
hero point
okay i do
have a hero point
can i can i
say it
for a total of
26 that's all
my hero point
yeah you can
make a separate
roll if you'd
like we fed
him we healed
him we patched
him up please
please please
where's my
there you go
i rolled a
total of 26
holy shit
yeah i also
got a total
of 26
tell him how
do you uh
how do you
add into the
conversation
um you know
uh as to
as hard is
making this out
they all describe
the box and
he uh
tell him
will sit in
the corner and
uh he's basically
just looking at
the the little
like uh what
is it time
something that
he has
continuously
ongoing and
he's like
he's like you
know how it
is sometimes
you go down
in the you
go down in
the depths and
you find things
but it's not
always an easy
process we're
hoping that if
in any way you
might be able to
help us oh that
would be you
know wonderful
it's good for you
know adventurers to
help each other
even if you
haven't seen the
lockbox uh do
you feel like you
could stand we
want to try and
make our way back
to the surface
where we can
find the box so
and you're
looking pretty
you're looking
pretty rough i
would love to get
you out of here
and back to the
guild and i
would like to
also assist
yeah perhaps if
we find your
friends along the
way we could
all try to make
it out together
i'm here a
point can i
hear a point
can i hear a
point the
natural ones
that's the role
we put in
thanks froggy
as he's
talking one
eye starts to
kind of drift
off to one
side which
makes it
difficult to
listen to
what he's
saying because
his eye is
drifting it's
floating away
the untrustworthy
eye yeah
let's look up
the complication
sheet
it's time for
the complication
and of course
if you too
want to make
the players
absolutely hate
life you too
can go to
patreon.com
I hate my
life I hate
my life
so where
then you
yourself can
basically go
ew let's just
try and see
you can split
your own
complication
and uh
yeah
and we make
them feel pain
this way
let's see
hmm
not only that
but it helps
all the really
neat folks at
narrative declaration
like Zoran
pay their bills
yeah it keeps
a roof over
our heads
yeah
I'll take
this one
from
let's see
from purge
utopia
thanks buddy
thank you for
your contribution
and the complication
is called
who's on
first
a confusing
breakdown of
verbal communication
happens between
either the party
themselves
or the party
of the NPCs
playing the status
of fascinated
to those party
members that
rolled for the
verbal check
if applicable
and fascinated
don't remember
that at the top
of my head
let's see
the fascinated
trait is you
are compelled
to focus your
attention on
something
distracting you
from whatever
else is going
on around you
you take a
minus two
penalty to
perception
skill checks
you can't
use actions
with a
concentrate
trait
so basically
you're very
hyper fixated
on something
and beetle
you notice
this guy
in his
tent
apparently
it's a
good chunk
of loot
and you
seem
very fixated
on it
and you
notice that
there's one
bag
full of
gold
coins
and also
the chest
beetle
and so
you get
very hyper
fixated
on that
and he
picks up
on it
he picks
up on it
and he
looks at
you and
he's like
no I
sadly
am not
going to
be able to
long for a
little bit
but thanks
to your
help
I might
be able
to be
good enough
to go
with some
assistance
but I
dare not
go inside
those caverns
yet
for how
long it's
been
I don't
know what
creatures
have probably
crawled through
by this
point
even the
little guys
that he'll
motion down
the hallway
even they
sometimes
dare not
go through
it without
stealthing
around
everywhere
Grail
Grail
slowly pick
herself up
like her
bones are
creaking
and cracking
like this
this old
woman should
not be
not be doing
what she's
doing
she kind
of looks
off into
the darkness
just like
caverns
something in
there that's
spooky
more centipedes
usually our
hideout is
further down
here and
ever so often
creatures will
start filling
up the
hallways trying
to nest or
find a new
home and
ever so often
when we have
to try to
come out
we will
we'll have
to clear
them out
but since
the collapse
and stuff
it's really
messed up
our hideout
and disturbed
on other
nests and
stuff so
a lot of
monsters have
been moving
in more
and more
yeah
thankfully for
them I
would have
been eaten
several times
if they
weren't here
for me
and she
kind of dust
herself off
and she
kind of looks
looks down
and she's
like well
we're pretty
good with
dealing with
monsters
clearing stuff
out
yeah
I
we gotta
move you
know
I
I think
if you
came with
us you
might stand
a better
chance
than if
you wait
and mend
up a little
bit more
here on
your own
well perhaps
we can
a clear
little bit
of a way
you said
that you
would prefer
to make
it to your
hideout
with your
friends if
you could
point us
in that
direction
maybe we
could
work
towards
a meetup
between our
two forces
that'd be
great
especially if
we can link
up with
them we
can just
open the
hatch right
up for
you and
get you
back to
the surface
and
that would
be amazing
that would
like to
get back
up there
and get
back to
the guild
I
I
hope this
doesn't
come off
as rude
but I
couldn't help
but notice
you have
a box
there
would you
mind if
we took
a look
to see
if it
was the
box
that we've
been looking
for
you see
he immediately
tenses up
I'm open to
trading for
it
we just
this is
for our
job
you see
he'll
kind of
like
motion
back
he's
like
I
know
and he
looks at
you
he's
just
staring
at
you
did
you
get
that
from
the
little
guys
like
just
now
you're
new to
delving
aren't
you
I
guess
you never
ask a
delver
about his
loot
but
I
just
want to
make sure
it's
not
ours
he
simply
stares
at
you
to
lean
will
actually
chime
up
from
across
the
fire
and
it's
like
that's
the
thing
beetle
is
when
you
find
something
down
in
the
depths
when
you
find
things
amongst
the
dark
amongst
the
detress
amongst
places
forgotten
it
is
not
somebody's
unless
they claim
it
first
and
oftentimes
the
way
that
it
no
longer
becomes
theirs
is
through
unfortunate
accidents
or
the
violent
actions
of
others
you
might
be
putting
him
in
a
bit
of
a
uncomfortable
situation
I'm
sorry
during
his
physical
state
would
be
even
worse
how
about
this
I'll
give
you
this
box
and
you
see
he'll
tap
the
chest
if
you
can
clear
away
to
my
hide
home
but
if
it's
not
our
box
that
we're
even
looking
for
we
don't
need
it
you
understand
if
we
go
like
we'll
go
and
we'll
clear
the
way
to
your
hideout
but
if
it's
not
our
box
please
just
he
looks
around
to
the
others
and
then
kind
of
says
with
some
inflection
like
he's
suggesting
keep
it
well
here
here
is
the
thing
beetle
is
if
it
turns
out
to
not
be
we
can
just
say
keep
it
at
the
end
I
think
it's
a
reasonable
negotiation
we'd like
to make
a perception
check
for what
you can
see
of the
box
kind
of
tucked
in
the
back
of
the
tent
look
similar
yeah
let me
see
with my
special
little
eyes
I saw
that too
for a
second
like I
just
felt it
rise
in my
throat
that's
a
total
of
though
you
notice
that
it
is
exactly
the
chest
you've
been
looking
for
okay
beetle
will keep
that
to
himself
for
now
I
think
it'll
be
even
if
it
isn't
our
box
we're
at
least
helping
him
out
I
don't
mind
that
at
all
I
mean
it's
not
like
he
could
lift
it
on
his
own
either
like
look
at
him
and
look
at
where
we
are
being
down
here
languishing
being
left
to
die
we
gotta
get
him
no
offense
no
offense
like hovering
over there
he's like
crossed leg
he's just
floating like
three to four
inches off the
ground
and he shrugs
and he's like
none bacon
I would be
fine
all right
let's go see
if we can
clear away
then
if we can
find his
friends
his hideout
and then
we promise
we will come
back
yeah
I was gonna
say speaking
of which
has this
guy been
like
disturbed
at all
that there
is just
a
fucking
specter
hanging out
with these
three
you've noticed
when he's
lifted you
he's been
wigged out
a little bit
he's like
this thing
isn't eating
my soul
and he seems
chill
I'm gonna
see how
this goes
you've gotten
that impression
of him
so far
like he's
been down
here for a
month
being taken
care of
by leshies
I think
he's like
you know
what
if I die
I die
at least
that's a
bush person
like you
can touch
it
he ain't
met a
ghost person
yet
he don't
know if
he can
touch
a ghost
person
you know
what I'm
saying
I've been
really
trying
you see
that he'll
extend a
weakened hand
down the
hallway
and go
it's okay
they seem
good
he's like
maybe you
can help
them out
like you
helped me
you know
just
if you can
help them
get through
the mushrooms
and you see
that he just
kind of leans
his head
back tired
like come
it's okay
and you see
one little
one little guy
will come
over
further into
the light
and you see
the mushroom
leshy
he's so cute
you see this
little guy
kind of pop
up through
the other
side of the
thing and he
goes like
well I call
him shoom
because he
well and you
see the little
leshy will look
at heart
and go
and you
in a little
mushroom that's
on its head
like a little
tiny mushroom
you'll hear it
in the higher
pitch
I'm gonna
fucking cry
I love
them
I love
them so much
I can't wait
to put this guy
in a soup pot
no
hey
soren
hey soren
I'm snoring
the wood
plane
at least
in standard
pathfinder
includes
fungus
as well
so if
anything
heart
will
literally
just
point
at shoom
and be
and just
apply the
nourishing
so he
just basically
feeds shoom
by just
pointing at
them
it looks
at you
with an
unblinking
stare
from two
beady eyes
that is
crowned
with a
mushroom
cap
it has
these
tendrils
sort of
like
viney
limbs
which are
cloaked
and
sort of
like a
clothing
fungus
like robe
that it
has
and has
cute
little
like
clog
feet
and it
shuffles
to and
fro
I love
them so
fucking
much
holy
crap
look at
his little
baby
brother
look at
his little
baby
brother
up there
oh my
god
they're
so
cute
heart
attempts
to do
a little
sway
on his
own
and says
heart
it points
to itself
and the
little
other
mushroom
will
wiggle
hi
shoom
hi
shoom
it looks
at you
just evolved
to pokemon
heart
points at
himself
heart
I want
you to
know
I would
take a
bullet
for shoom
I'm
beetle
that's
gray
that's
heart
and that's
to leave
somebody's
gonna make
the joke
I am
groot
oh my
god
I am
shoom
it points
to itself
again
shoom
looks like
we need
to help
clear out
some stuff
shoom
yeah
me too
buddy
I don't
know how
much you
might have
heard
but we're
gonna try
and get
to this
buddy's
campsite
wait
what's
your name
and he
turns back
around to
look at
the guy
oh
my name's
Garvin
okay
nice to
meet you
Garvin
we're trying
to get to
Garvin's
campsite
with his
homies
shoom
yeah
so that
we can
save him
shoom
shoom
yeah
do you
help us
you're gonna
have to
lead the
way
shoom
shoom
and just
like alternating
patterns
it begins
to go
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
and begins
to waddle
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
I've got
another
shoom
for you
beetle
hits the
whip
when he's
crossing the
water
it begins
to go
as it
kind of
leads you
all
and
you notice
and you
notice
behind you
hard
that
willow
will pop
out
from the
side
and just
kind of
kind of
pat
Garvin
down
a little
bit
like
of the
leaf
fleshy
that you
saw
before
and you
see
Garvin
just
kind of
like
pats
him
away
like
I'm
fine
I'm
fine
it's
okay
like
they
didn't
do
anything
like
making
sure
you
didn't
plant
a
bomb
in
them
or
something
I'm
here
for
his
plant
parents
I love
his
plant
parents
but
you
all
I was
going to
say
it's
like
the
last
party
member
out of
the
room
clean
will
like
turn
around
and
do
like
a
little
bout
it's
like
enjoy
your
rest
and
hopefully
we
will
meet
again
soon
Garvin
like
like
so
the
vibe
of
Garvin
has
been
basically
you
ever
like
worked
like
a
hour
shit
or
shit
same
thing
shift
or shit
you
know
you
grasp
the
side
of
the
toilet
bowl
you
're
trying
to be
a
fire
hydrant
and
you
know
after 15
hours of
working
like
hard
labor
you're
dealing
with
people
just
everything
just
sucks
you know
and you're
at the
vibe
of where
you're
finally
sitting
down
on your
couch
you have
no
energy
to move
any way
shape
or
form
and
everything
just
whatever
just
in
me
so
I
can
not
go
to
work
tomorrow
that's
his
vibe
then
at
the
five
minutes
before
closing
at
the
gas
station
when
your
shift
is
over
you
get
down
and
these
four
fuckos
come
in
yes
you get
an entire
family that
comes into
the restaurant
one minute
before closing
and they
get mad
if you
tell them
to leave
no
that's
us
except
you
told him
what day
it was
yeah
but anyway
you
I follow
the
shooming
we follow
the
shoom
we follow
the
shoom
hey bro
can I get
four monsters
in a skull
we only
we follow
the shoom
we only
follow
the shoom
sorry if I
I've been
weird with my
my beauty
mood
or like you
being able
to hear my
keyboard
I noticed
that you can
hear my
keyboard
so as I'm
taking notes
I'm like
sometimes I
remember to
meet my
mic
and other
times
just like
just there
I was trying
to fucking
talk
and I
was muted
god damn
it
I haven't
heard the
keyboard at
all
I heard it
a little bit
but nothing
too awful
I'm like
shoom
baby brother
baby brother
it's like
you'll see
the little
little fungi
will come over
to one of the
mushrooms
he sure is
to the side
and you'll see
he'll kind of
bring his hands
up to some
of the mushrooms
and go
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
but he'll
look at
all of
you
and will
also kind
of like
beckon
you
to join
in
and be like
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
heart
yeah
beetle
copies
and beetle
puts his
hands up
in his
tail
gray kind
of looks
over them
as they
do it
and she
just
kind
of shrugs
and just
joins
along
the ironic
bit is
that both
both gray
and heart
has nature
magic
yeah
we're being
indoctrinated
into a cult
right now
shoom
will come
up to
you beetle
and it's
little
little
cute little
vine hands
will kind
of like
grab
beetles
little hands
and it
will go
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
and you
see one
of the
mushrooms
to your
side
will kind
of
a little
bit
will slightly
light up
and it
will go
shoom
mushrooms
kind
of
do
it
saying
shoom
shoom
whoa
with the
mushrooms
we'll go
with you
again
beetle
looks at
his group
and pogs
so hard
i i want
beetle to run
around with
two mushrooms
one in each
hand
shoom
will come
to gray
and the
same thing
but kind
of like
like kind
of reach
up and
grab one
of your
paws
and be
like
shoom
shoom
like
mushrooms
to the
south
also light
up
it's a bit
weird with
the thing
like on my
side because
i have like
all the lighting
and stuff in
a way
the lighting's
a lot more
deep
let me see
if i can
click on the
players that
kind of
yeah heart
there you go
heart's vision
works out
so basically
like some
of the
mushrooms
and the
shoom
shoom
shoom
i think
shoom is
introducing us
to the
mushrooms
or he's
teaching us
how to
light them
up
shoom
comes to
talim and
tries to grab
one of her
hands but it
goes through
like shoom
he keeps
trying to
grab at
your hand
but it
just can't
figure it
out
look down
at shoom
and he
will hold
up a hand
and he
will go
light
and it
will cast
light
shoom
but uh
but you
see it'll
it'll
shake its
head no
and it'll
try to
like
like stop
the light
like it's
trying to
grab the
light to
stop it
till he
will
extinguish
the light
spell
it'll kind of
wave its
hands and
goes
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
no
come on
come on
this is a
comfort thing
if you
because you're
sick and
stuff don't
worry don't
worry about
trying to
match a
pitch or
anything
yeah I
assume you
shoom back
sure
if you don't
want to if
you don't want
to lean to do
it that's okay
you can say
no he's
stubborn he's
like I can
see the dark
I can cast
light I don't
he looks down
is sad
it's about
becoming friends
with the
shoom
come on
to lean
creature that's
anchored to
this earth by
greed
I don't know
what you want
from him
this is gonna
come back to
bite you in
your spectral
plasma man
telling me that
my consequences
are gonna
that the
consequences of
my actions
are gonna
haunt me
yeah
yeah
I'm quitting
the campaign
I'll see y'all
later
the mushroom
will or
or shoom
will look at
a heart
and will
kind of grab
heart's hand
and bring
heart to
these southern
mushrooms
and start
going
heart holds
up his
hands and
he shans
with shoom
yeah
yeah
for those
for those
who shoomed
for those
who shoomed
with shoom
you get a
plus one
to your
next thing
whatever
you can
apply it
on
as you
see
what's
up
nice
we're
inspired
and if
you have
any
hp
lost
you see
that the
shoom
will kind
of stay
with you
for a little
bit
and will sing
with the
mushrooms
with you
around
so
you are
for anyone
who has
any hp
lost
you heal
three hit
points
he's trying
he's trying
so hard
it's a
music
cacophony
as you
come through
the cavern
walls
i want to
live here
now we have
things to do
and she will
escort you
further down
you see
he's a bit
careful
as he goes
to mushroom
the mushroom
and you see
he'll touch
them
and you hear
the mushrooms
look kind
of
and
uh
and shoom
will invite
uh
one of you
to come over
and touch
the mushroom
go on beetle
they're a community
i want to become
a part of the
community
he touches
the mushroom
gray is just
watching a muse
like this is
very much like
watching uh
her grandkids
being goofuses
to her
shoom
will kind
of take
little beetle's
hand and
kind of hold
it down
the mushroom
and we'll go
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
then it'll
look at you
dead in the
eyes and go
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
beetle picks up
beetle answers
you realize
this entire time
you've been in
a dream
your alarm
goes off
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
beetle
do you have
anything in
nature
untrained or
not
i don't think
i do
let me check
uh
untrained
go ahead and roll
it for me
regardless
with a plus
two
okay
modifier
plus two
uh
can i add my
pursue a lead
as well
or no
or
not on this
one
cut
you got
it
no it
reset my
two
modifier
okay so
that's actually
a 10
that's a
it's okay
you seem to
struggle a little
bit but you
understand but
you kind of
get what
shoom is
trying to
help you
understand
and with
shoom's
help you know
you're not
gonna be able
to do this
just by
yourself
uh
but with
shoom you're
able to
listen through
the mushrooms
you kind of
like get a
sense that
there's an
entire
network
of this
um
and you
can tell
that there's
just something
there's something
just digging
into your
brain
that there's
something south
of you
and there's
those were the
words he wanted
to use
that it's
digging into
his brain
that uh
there's just
something south
and over to
the east
something picked
at you but
nothing kind of
solidified
beetles pupils
turning to
perfect circles
and he kind
of zones out
and he's still
holding the
mushroom and
he goes
shoom
shoom
everyone else
who doesn't
know
shoom will
just release
your hands
guys
i think
i think we
gotta go
south
i trust you
yeah
i think we
have to go
this way
shoom will
offer his
hands to
anybody else
who wants to
touch the
mushroom
when
seeing beetles
people's go like
perfect dinner
plate circles
and it's like
we have to
go south
and when
gray without
a thread of
hesitation
looks at
beetles like
i trust you
tolene like
whips around
like if he
wasn't dead
he would have
snapped his own
fucking neck
and it's just
like tilts his
head it's like
really
like that
look
and then he
just looks up
at the
cavern ceiling
it's like
there's something
to the east
too but i
i think south
is where we
need to go
gray will
walk up to
the mushroom
and up to
shoom and
be like i
need to see
what was
shown for
just solidifying
things
she will hold
out her hand
he'll place it
onto the
mushroom
shoom will
help you
enroll me
in nature
jay
rolling
i saw
one for a
second and i
almost cried
it's fine it's
nice it was
nice it was
it was a
total of 30
so with your
roll of 30 you
see a lot
more than
beetle did
you are able
to kind of get
a sense of
like these
mushrooms as
they're connected
to each other
you can kind of
use this as a
way to sense
what other
mushrooms kind
of can detect
and sense
around it
and you
can tell
further down
to the south
of this
cavern
there are
these
creatures
kind of
like latched
up into
the ceiling
of the
caverns
you know
the caverns
are either
kind of
short of
about 10
feet or so
or even
just kind
of like
right up
really high
like 30
or something
feet above
it's been
kind of
sporadic
as you've
been going
around
and you
can tell
that there's
something
like there's
a couple
creatures
to the
south
and to
the east
you can
tell that
something
has tainted
tainted
something like
in in a
water
it's to
lean and
now you
start to
hear kind
of like
sloshing
and rushing
of water
to the east
of you
and you
know that
there's
something
in it
along with
some life
forms
that are
in the
water
itself
she will
everything
kind of
goes in
slow motion
for a
second
while she
touches
this
this
network
of
mushrooms
and
she
pulls
herself
back out
everything
kind of
goes back
and fast
forward
and she
goes
beetle
wait
there's
something
down
there
yeah
I know
it might
not be
good
oh
there's
something
something
to the
east
something
to the
east
there's
water
there's
something
in the
water
she's
she's
like
trying
to like
communicate
what she
saw
in her
head
but
trying
to put
mushroom
language
into
grace
speaking
properly
language
is a
little
tricky
so she's
kind of
like
blathering
a little
bit
uh
water
down
if we go
down there
we have
to be
careful
something
above
it might
be more
of those
those
those worm
things
the centipedes
true
it might be
it might be
I don't know
but it's
something
wait
idea
if there's
water
that way
it would
make sense
for a
delver camp
to be set
up on
water
yeah
we could
check the
water
first
and then
and then
go south
but just
watch the
the ceiling
okay
sounds
good
mm-hmm
shoom
he's gonna
pull out
his crossbow
just ready
it
shoom
shoom
she'll
she'll look
at
shoom
and be like
is there
something
dangerous
south
shoom
great
nod once
for yes
two for no
has no
know what
the fuck
you're
talking
about
it just
stares
shoom
thanks
shoom
okay let's
go check
out east
it thumbs
up
shoom
hey shoom
how many
people have
you killed
it starts
counting on
its vines
oh my
god
it does
not stop
for a while
shoom
okay
let's go
check to
the east
can't believe
we found
the buffalo
bill of
leshy's
things might
get dangerous
and if they
do you
should run
away
okay
shoom
and beetle
does a little
jog on the
spot
it looks at
you and it
also jogs
beetle gives
him a thumbs
up great
thumbs up
back
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
the mushrooms
glow
shoom
shoom
shoom
shoom
it ponders
shoom
shoom
no
no
no
dude
do we
maybe want
to go
quietly
a little
sneaky
tell him
you can
see in
the dark
what if
you take
a peek
at what's
in there
i mean
tell him
will turn
around
he's like
i can
try that
and tell him
will use
stealth
and try
to
sneak
around
and see
if he
sees
what's
in the
water
if he
fails
to
stealth
is it
that he
instinctually
rattles
chains
and goes
like some
fucking
scooby-doo
monster
yeah
so i rolled
a total
of a
okay
let's see
if you
succeeded
go ahead
and go
forward
sneak up
over here
bye cleave
don't die
bye
good luck
re-roll
see ya
so new
so you
begin to
go forward
to lean
kind of
floating
along
you
you begin
to hear
water and
rushing
and water
kind of
lapping up
near a
shore
that you
can see
right in
front of
you
and about
10 feet
the cavern
here kind
of twists
a bit
and kind
of goes
down
uh to
a small
bank
you see
that there
is a
wooden
post that
would have
a rope
into it
but you
see it
has been
broken
off
and kind
of mangled
and messed
with a bit
so it's
definitely
unusable
but you
would imagine
someone moored
something here
uh further
passed on
you see
rushing water
coming through
the rock
and the caverns
and stuff
just torrenting
inside of here
filling up
this entire
area to be
a sort of
like pond
underground
near
one thing
you'll notice
however
uh
if you
want to
yeah your
perception
got through
it so
one thing
you'll notice
is that
there's
something
odd
with one
of the
falling
uh kind
of like
waterfalls
in front
of you
you would
detect it
as something
living
made of
water
but you
can't
quite put
your finger
on it
you would
like to
roll me an
arcana check
to recall
knowledge on
it
i can do
that
let's see
i got a
plus 13
to the
roll
and that
is a total
of a five
but i'll
actually go
ahead and
use one
of my
hero points
to
hero
point
oh
yay
and that
is
exact same
you rolled
the exact
same thing
i'm checking
i don't
cross found
you at this
point
yeah i
i really
don't
like
what's
the
what's
that uh
god what
what's that
philosophy or
something like
it's something
that you base a
lot of information
on only one
thing and you
base the entire
thing onto it
but it's actually
not true
survivor bias
it's not that
it's something
different
i mean i know
what you're talking
about but still
yeah it's like
i like a lot
i remember
someone
got the same
result
confirmation bias
thank you
yeah confirmation
bias
yeah well i'm
extremely biased
at this point
anyways so yeah
i rolled an 18
i have no idea
i'm guessing
maybe
you get an idea
of what it is
and you see
the fact that
maybe it's a
water elemental
it is
it's a living
waterfall
oh
cool
and you know
this thing just
loves drowning
people
not cool
not cool
so you know
if you mess
with this thing
it may potentially
go after you
unless you are
super persuasive
with it but
you see this thing
it would basically
push you around
but you know
you can deal
with it but
you that's the
information that
you remember of
it it's sort of
like an elemental
water creature
huh
so
i i was going
to uh say
that you know
looking at the
this lake or
whatever does
it appeared to
be a um
it doesn't go
anywhere or is
this just like a
pond you know
it goes further
south like from
if you went
forward into the
right you'd know
that the water is
rushing downward
now there's more
to it it's not
just this little
section it expands
further on you
have not seen the
rest of it yet
all right so
at that point
um sorry if i'm
starting to sound a
little bit like
not great it
still hasn't fully
recovered um
as we you
know with that
uh talim will
come back and
he will basically
let them know
it's like so
there appears to
be some sort of
waterway that
does lead
somewhere and
even looked like
it had some sort
of mooring for
maybe like a
small boat or
something that was
used to traverse
it but there is
a slight
complication
there's something
there isn't
there not just
something but it
appears that a
water elemental
has made its
current home
there and
while it's not a
problem for me
uh they love to
drown the
breathing
uh i'm one of
those yeah so
you can see where
the complication
comes into play
now okay
it could be
negotiated with
but i am not
really versed in
the languages of
the plains
don't look at me
i don't know
i'm not quite sure
what we could
offer it
potentially
i mean i can
only speak to
rocks
this is not
this is not a
big rock this
is a big water
yeah
i mean unless
it's cousin it's
like
a mud puddle
i couldn't
talk to it
shoom do you
know about the
water elemental
shoom
thanks great
good good to
know okay
so
it's a singular
water elemental
but we would
also more than
likely
be
dealing with it
in a place where
it has the
advantage
probably not the
best idea
do we think
maybe we could
have shoom
talk to it
he seems to
know about
things down
here and
she's a little
friendly fella
shoom looks
like uh
like he's
saying something
over there
or he's just
dancing
you see he's
he's uh
he's singing to
the mushrooms
i'm gonna be
i'm gonna be
honest with you
guys i think
that shoom
i think that
shoom is
pretty good
at being
shoom
i don't
think that
shoom can
talk to
water guys
listen i'm
i don't want
to pick a
fight with a
big water
the only thing
i can think
to offer the
water is i
got this bar
of soap which
is pretty fun
because it
makes bubbles
i would guess
that something
that is going
to change
the water from
pure water is
not going to be
something it
likes
do we want
to go and
beat up a
puddle
well we also
have the option
of going south
which also
seems to be
occupied but
we also know
that whatever it
is they are
attached to the
ceiling
the choice
is
at this point
inconsequential
to me
hey shoom
heart points
in towards
that
in towards
the water
cavern
and he
he sort of
just starts
to make a
bunch of
mycelium
and like
you know
fungus grow
around him
and he
goes
yes
yes
we we
go that
way
shoom
does shoom
do anything
other than
just say
shoom
shoom
beetle's
gonna reach
into his
bag and
pull out
his hat
of disguise
and he's
gonna look
at it
and he's
gonna think
about it
i'm waiting
for beagle
to disguise
himself as
soggy beetle
soggy beetle
boys
are there
are there
small water
elementals
could i
impersonate
one and
try and
talk to
it
so
beetle my
dear friend
in all
things
adventuring
and risking
our
continued
existence
what is
a water
elemental
composed of
oh
water
correct
but see
i so
okay i've
i've learned
that i can
use this
hat and
as long
as i
can i
can take
shape of
something that
is like
similar in
size to
me
and similar
in you know
it would
still kind
of look
like me
the water
but could
i make
myself like
look like
i'm made
of what
could i
do that
maybe
all right
to lean
will actually
instead of
just like
hovering there
imperiously as
he always
does he
will actually
do like
where the
you know
the meme
of like
this of
like how
not to
talk to
short
people
yeah
to lean
will like
do like
a slob
squat
and like
rest his
elbows on
his knees
as he
hovers
above the
ground
and he's
like i'm
sure you
could try
in fact i
would like
to see
instead of
solid beetle
you will be
liquid beetle
can i
can i
impersonate
a water
elemental
with my
my illusory
disguise hat
so
casting
illusory
disguise
let's see
disguise or
impersonate
using deception
is are you
ready to
lie
yes
okay
let's see
disguising
of it's a
dissimilar
creature
yeah
deception
checks to
the dead
like
i can uh
yeah like
what's the
size of
water
element
if you
want to
give me
a hero
point
i'll allow
it
i'll allow
you to
look like
a water
beetle
like some
weird
super
mario
head
yeah
yeah
yeah
okay
i i
don't
yeah
i was
trying
i'm
like
looking
up
i'm
like
what
size
is
a
water
can i
narratively
declare
i'll
okay
i
narratively
declare
and i
inject this
hero point
i narratively
declare that
he takes
his trusty
old hat
of disguise
pops it
on his
horns
and immediately
everything
just like
just gets
fucking wet
and he's
he just
looks like
a like
if he
beetle was
a wax
statue left
out in
the sun
like he
looks like
that but
it's
water
he moves
it's all
wet and
splatty
here let
me i
have to
make a
roll for
for it
can i
use pursue
a lead
on this
if you're
trying to
roll for
deception
so you
don't do
that yet
oh i
don't do
my impersonate
yet
yeah so
basically
those guys
are going
impersonate
using
deception
so let's
double check
on that
also just
to kind of
be conscious
of time
i know
we haven't
got to
go on
break yet
um
like just
save time
because i
think minerva
set a
schedule or
so um
yeah
uh do we
want to just
keep going
if that's
okay does
anyone need
to bathroom
or anything
i'm okay
i mean i'm
good for right
now
casting
illusory
disguise
counts as
setting up a
disguise for
the impersonation
use of
deception
let's see
no you are
you are correct
my bad
uh say
something you're
finishing disguise
takes 10
minutes
and requires
disguise you
don't need to
do that
okay
yeah go ahead
and roll me
deception
we'll see
yeah i need
to see if it
can see through
my disguise
oh it rolled
it privately
for some reason
it's okay i
still see it
i can uh
make that
public
you roll a
okay
that's gonna
go against
it
okay
soon looks
at you
all with
its little
beady eyes
and goes
okay i'm
gonna try
and make
friends with
it and
and maybe
take a
little peek
i'll i'll
be right
back oh
gosh it's
dark
talim doesn't
turn his
hand as
he's sitting
there like
doing the
hovering slob
squat he
just like
rotates in
place and
just like
following beetle
oh my god
okay so
plap
plap
plap
sploosh
splorch
plap
he walks
up to
the water's
edge
and he
looks in
and he
also uh
he's gonna
try and
like
do the
worm like
while he's
standing
like so
it looks
like rippling
currents but
he's just
kind of like
to be honest
with you i
didn't fully
fully expect
the uh the
conversation
because i
wanted to
make a
warbly voice
effect for
this guy
so we
could do
that live
it's him
it's the
mighty water
dragon
i wonder
let's see
can i even
make a
warbly effect
i have no
idea if i
can i i
don't know
i don't
know if i
can i
wish i
fucking
could
i could
only make
it
that doesn't
do anything
hold up
no no
wait wait
wait maybe
possibly
no it's
pitch shift
that's voice
this guy
no no no
it's all
garbage
it all
sucks
yeah it's
like my
i think like
i have to
go through
like a whole
bunch of
bullshit
and be
like
maybe
maybe
echo
maybe echo
i can do
it
let's
go
spin
holy
fucking
shit
i can turn
that off
spin
oh my god
and then you can do the level
i can do the level
spin
yeah that's good
there we go
okay so you come up
so you basically come up to this thing
let's change the thing to be
what does he see and what happens once he reaches the water side
once he's finished plapping and worming his way up there
i don't think plapping is the word you want to use
yeah
oh you're right no way i shouldn't do plop plop plop
get water get water get water get water
he's slithering over like a water dragon
for uh for vision's sake uh i'm gonna drag somebody here just so we have some coloration
some color yeah
yeah of this
beetle's got dark vision so he only sees everything in black and white right now
heart sits next to talim
oh actually everyone's screwed it's all black and white
it's okay though
heart sits next to talim and talim gets to tell heart what is happening
my screen is completely blank so i'm just going
just uh make life easier we'll do that
this is what you say you come up uh how do you uh present yourself one more time beetle
as you come up to the water's edge
so he comes in and he's quickly taking a little surveying look like as soon as he gets there
he doesn't immediately greet the elemental he's acting like he just happened upon this place
not like it was preemptively planned and he is
swaying and moving like i don't know how to describe it other than you know when people do
the worm and they're undulating
inflatable arm guy you're like
yes that's what he's doing when he walks he's doing that and when he's standing still he's doing
that and he kind of looks like a melted running wax statue but it's all water
you see this giant surge of water come out of the waterfall and this sort of serpentine water
elemental kind of sloshes up towards the bank and goes oh you're much too late this is my domain
you little pipsqueak you little pipsqueak you can't be here
look at you you're so small and pathetic
is it speaking draconic
it's speaking common at you
it's speaking common at me
well technically it's speaking that uh uh the last like water elemental speak we have to change it for time and stuff
but uh it's speaking that it's speaking that too
he's not educated water elemental
yeah yeah
they keep things they keep things simple it'll do that notice that you're not picking up what it's saying
and it'll go oh i'm sorry you're stupid
that makes me too in a weird tongue
and it'll start speaking in common at you
and it's like lean lean over at dart and it's just like
i didn't i didn't tell people that they speak a different language
i hate to leave i hate to leave i hate to leave
heart is squatting down next to him and grinning like yeah
oh that's my mistake great old one i am very young a fresh droplet
i'm just exploring these caverns for the moment
wait a minute
something's wrong with you
what
it rolls a perception check
wait a moment
your consistency
your
liquidification
you're a fraud
i'm very no i'm not a fraud
i'm just i'm fresh
i'm fresh
i'm a fresh
and you're being horribly racist
i'm sorry
okay i'm sorry you look okay
and he's gonna pop his hat off
and the water just goes and he looks like a regular kobold
i'm sorry i was scared that you would drown me immediately
i very much should for all the affronts you've just committed to me
no it's just what i was told
this is wow you're so beautiful
i've never seen such a great water elemental before
are you lying to it
no
roll me diplomacy
i don't know if you remember
but when talib was like
there's a water elemental up here
beetle actually went
whoa
like he actually thinks he looks so cool
oh you
you think i'm beautiful
don't you
i've never seen a water elemental before
you're like a big dragon
wow
sorry you rolled a 24 i interrupted you
my bad
yeah no it's okay
oh well
well go on
well i have some draconic blood myself
although it's it's very very weak
i don't know if you have any relation to to dragons or anything like that
but you
i've never seen a dragon either
and you look about as impressive as i would expect a dragon to look
gosh you're
and you're so glittery
my water consistency is absolutely divine
you can keep going
where did you
where did you come from
did you land here when the
when the cave fell in
are you doing okay
oh
the waterway here
was able to
flood in even more
when some of the earth
when some of it was able to
make way
and i just slipped right in
it seems quite lovely here
oh
you've got the slither feet too
we're gonna have to fight this
i don't want to fight beetle's new husband
yeah this is beetle's new water husband
what are you talking about
i'm over here getting wet and wacky okay
let me leave you alone
hey yo let me cook let me cook
make this water
make this water boil
getting steam in here
i'm perishing
that's fascinating
do you mind if i if i take a few notes
would that be okay
notes of what
well i just i've never known anything about a water water elementals before
but i i heard that you know there were rumors that you were down here
i i just heard actually just now that you were here
and i thought that's amazing
i need to see one for myself
i you know okay so
i something i've noticed is
you you tried to chase me away immediately
you don't get lonely
you prefer to just occupy this space by yourself
oh well
the only thing i need in my life is me just to become glorious i am
uh-huh
you see it'll shiver around
and kind of like display itself
it's like
like doing different sort of shapes and stuff
as it kind of
oh he's so vain
beetle's pupils turn into plates
he's like he's it's like
he's getting fucking hypnotized by all the glittery water
but to give you any information
um
what is it for me
hmm that's a good question
i mean i would love something maybe something to hold me or something shiny or rare
i know solids love to hold material things and they don't just like to let some things go
i don't like to know what that feels like to try and just be solid for once you know
huh huh i understand hmm to let you feel solid for once
you bring up a good point okay
hmm he looks around and uh does he see anything marring the bed of the the water pool here like are there bodies are there
uh from from the coastline and stuff no you don't see anything
okay you don't see like a comical pirate skeletal hand or something
you know i think
actually you know what would look so beautiful
oh and it would reflect oh this would look so beautiful next to you
i collected these i don't know uh are these are these friendly to your little habitat that you're you're creating over here
and he opens his bag and he pulls out all his bioluminescent mushrooms that he's collected
although no i have no interest in those
but hear me out look see the glow and the colors and then and then he's going to also pull out a finely crafted short sword that he has been holding on
since his journey freaking started and he's gonna put it down and line the mushrooms up near its blade so that they reflect and bounce light into the water
oh
it's so cute
look at that
oh it looks so beautiful
with a quick slash a water jets a rock nearby and cuts it in half
ah
oh
oh you don't like it
i have no need for it i'm sharper than anything you own
oh i just thought the light was pretty
the light was pretty
i have an idea
hmm
i've always wanted to know how you solids lived
i've always was curious to know how you experience your day to day
hmm
i have an idea
if you want to make a trick
i'll teach you things
in fact i will
gift you
little things
you do something for me
oh
wow
what a remarkable opportunity
my friend i have a very good uh
fleshy friend much like myself
or well less fleshy more incorporeal
anyway i have a friend and he says that you should always jump on really good business opportunities to pop up and this seems like a great one
what what can i do for you
oh good your friend knows how to make
deals
i'm allowing everyone to enter the with deals mentioned this thing's been talking loudly
i want to give people a chance to also jump in if they want to or not
oh yeah sorry beetle will turn around and go
are you all right with if if my friends come over and you can meet them maybe we can all help
sure i would love to meet your friends
beetle will beckon everybody over
every great great great great has been hiding behind uh like a a rock this entire time and like
she kind of slowly leans out
eyes wide she's like
it's cool
we're good
he's amazing
hey
to lean like look over heart and whisper
and it's just like
i think
i think beetle is about to jump on an explosive jar
and not a deal
i think that we should help him not do that you know like bros do
but it could be funny
it could be
but hear me out
imagine the profits of being
not only associated with elements of water and
with water but also he points at himself
earth
and
wood
imagine
we can
we're just three away from getting the whole set
profits you say
yeah
hey come on
like like puts like a hand to his nose like
i mean if there's profits in it
then
perhaps it's
not that bad of a deal
yeah
great's gonna great's gonna look over her shoulder at the two who are constantly whispering back and forth
she's like
come on
it's rude to keep the guests waiting
or we're the guests
this is our host
when
when heart stands up and walks with talim he goes
and you know beetle is technically a guy who killed you know a big disgusting you know rancid and infectious creature that was almost near this water pool so maybe we can you know tell it that
tell it that
you know
may
may
let's see what it has to say
yeah
there's profits you know
yeah
yeah
yeah
hi
oh
look at them all these your little friends
uh huh
uh huh
oh
wonderful
well
how about
we can finish talking
about that deal
maybe your friends will be interested too
i've been very interested
to see how you solids live
and if you just
let me inside
i can give you abilities
i can give you thoughts
i can
experience the way you experience things
and then i can tell you
anything i know
oh
i'm sorry i'm okay
i'm occupied heart
uh
patsy's chest
ha ha ha ha ha
talim will like put a hand partially to the rock
unfortunately i am not very solid and very dead
oh
i'm gonna be honest i haven't had someone inside me in years i don't know if i can do that again
i've never had anybody inside
ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha
are you really sure
i mean
are any of us
I'm gonna fucking perish
You fucked me
Are you sure?
Would you feel comfortable with that?
You should know
I kind of get
Remarks from other people
About the way I look
I don't know if I would be a suitable or worthy
Vessel
Oh, it's not what I'm worried about
And whenever I no longer
Want to be with you
I would just easily
Expel myself from every office
Of your body
Would I survive that?
We'll have to find out
Beetle creaks around
To stare at the others
Heart gives him a thumbs up
But he's probably the worst person to answer
Beetle looks
Back around
I suppose I sort of have
An insurance plan right now
If anything goes wrong
So
I'd be willing to work with you
Yeah, that sounds really neat
Also, I'm pretty sure
That my draconic blood
Comes from brine dragons
Which are
A type of water dragon
I think
So maybe we'll be like
Compatible
You know what I'm saying?
Talim is just like
Standing there with his arms crossed
And it's just like
It's like
Oh
It's like
Oh
I get tired
I can just
Expand yourself
Expand myself
From like
Every orifice
And
Talim is just like
We don't have to fight it
We get to help out
The greater elemental being
I see this as a win-win
So what you're meaning
Is to say
That we'll be like
Good buddies
We'll be besties
Is what you would say
Well
Only if we get on
I mean
If we don't click naturally
Then
It is what it is
And I'm okay with that
But
I would love
To be able to show up
Of
Wow
A huge
Gorgeous water elemental
The world above
And the physical
We're all
Wow
That would be very cool
Oh come on Beetle
You are more than personable
I think the two of you
Would get on
Perfectly
I have
Bright dragon blood
Bright
Exactly
Yeah
I'm practically
A water elemental
And then he starts doing
The
The waving move again
Good job Beetle
Bright dragons are cool
Talim like
Leans over
And puts both his hands
On his knees
Like he's
They make it look like
He's trying to like
You know
Maybe stretch his back
Or something like that
But it
He is
His shoulders are shaking
Violently
You can't tell
Looking at me
Because I'm a kobold
But if I was a big
Brine dragon
Did you know that
Brine dragons are adept
At capsizing boats
Huh
Pretty neat
Me too
We have so much
In coming
Absolutely
Okay so
What do I need to do
All you have to do
Is drink
From this
And
And you'll see
He will
You'll see
This water elemental
Will start to
Condense itself
Into a ball
And it'll just
Kind of float there
In front of you
Four
Knowledge arcana
All you have to do
Is drink
And then I
Will be with you
If you drown me
I'm gonna come back
That's all I'm gonna say
Okay like
I've got an insurance
Plan right now
And it's
It's just gonna be
Really awkward
If you try to drown me
So please don't try
And trick me
Because that's
If I drown you
It ruins the vacation
I have planned
I want to experience
What you experience
Oh okay
And Beatle will take the ball
And give one last look
To his friends
True
Grey's kind of just
Just awkwardly
Giving a thumbs up
Because she has
No idea
Like the water
Elementals are
Completely out of
Her purview
Talim has finished
Having his giggle
And he's staring
Very intently
At the ball
Of water
A
Pure curiousness
Beatle looks around
And he's like
Do any of you
Have the
The gem
Have any of you
Seen the gem
Recently
Grey looks around
Like she's patting
Herself down
She's looking
For the
The amulet
Yeah
I've long since
Given up
Looking for
To show itself
When needed
When you
When you pat it down
Or so
You notice
That it's on
Heart's wrist
Okay
Hey
Hey
Heart
Raise your wrist
So it can see me
Ah
Holds up his hand
Thanks
I just hope
You're watching this
Because if this
Doesn't work out
I'm counting on you
Thanks
And then he
He opens his mouth
And he
He fucking
Closes his chops
Around the ball
And you can see
His throat
Like expanding
In big globs
As he just
Chugs the fucking
Just imagine
You chug it
Like a fortnight
Shield potion
Yeah yeah
He does
He does
Have you ever
Have you ever
Like been outside
And it's super duper
Hot and you've been
Super thirsty
And you just
Finally got the
Most fresh
Most delicious
Thing of glass
Of water
Think of that
Like times a hundred
Like it is
It is the
Best water
You've ever had
The best
Hose
Wow
You guys should
Try this
And unfortunately
It's only for you
And then you hear
Inside of your head
Beetle
Of
Oh
Gosh
This is how you
Exist every day
Uh-huh
Just
Ugh
My
Good
I warned you
Ugh
You don't
You don't like it
Oh
You're disgusting
You're filled with
Ew
You're so
Impure
In here
Oh my
Goodness
Do you even
Clean yourself
I've got soap
In my bag
Soap doesn't
Cure this
Sweetheart
Oh
Goodness
Why don't you
Tidy up the place
I'm not
You'll
Made you
Figure it out
Sweet
Summer
Child
Beetle
From the
Inside
This is
I couldn't
Have hoped
For more
They can't
Hear it
Talking to me
Right
Absolutely
Not
You're just
Saying this
Shit out
Yeah
Oh my god
Craig kind of
Leans over to
Talim
Just like
I think we
Just made him
Worse
Well I don't
Know
I'll try
One of those
Okay so
There are these
Drinks
And it's like
You just
Drink lemon
Juice
For a week
Straight
It's called
A cleanse
We'll try
That
I need to
Make some
Room in here
Make room
Here
Roll a
Fortitude
Save
Oh god
Oh my god
Oh my god
They're gonna
Refurbish
Your left
Kidney
His head
His head
Fucking fills
Out and he
Looks like
A normal
Cobalt
He fixes
It
Yeah
Oh
Interesting
I could
Actually add
My brine
Dragon
Go for it
Dedication
To
To this
Role
For some
Reason
Yeah cause
It's water
It has the
Water tag
It's a total
Of 27
Uh
You stump
Yourself
From vomiting
As it
Makes adjustments
As they're
Just in your
Stomach
And stuff
Like that
And uh
And then
You'll finally
Hear
I'm just
Going to
Make myself
Home
Here
So
Go on
Exist
Exist
As you
Normally
Exist
I'll be
Watching
And
Okay
I hope
You enjoy
The show
Yeah
Make it
Entertaining
Please
Don't
Be
Boy
Okay
Be
Be
Turns
And looks
At his
Friends
And gives
Them a
Thumbs
Up
While his
Eyes are
Rolling
Around
In their
Sockets
Oh no
Facing
Away
He has
One hand
Braced
On a
Wall
And he
Is
Silently
Shaking
I'm
Laughing
I've got
A water
Elemental
Inside me
Well what
Does your
Water
Elemental
Buddy say
About like
What's
Further
Down the
River
Would he
Know
That's a
Great
Question
Hey
Do you
Know what's
Further
Down the
River
Oh yes
Um
Dianfully
Terrible
Fishies
Which will
Shoot water
At you
And push
You off
The rafters
That
Some other
Solids
Have been
Making in
There
Oh
There are
Other
Solids
Further
Down the
River
Sorry
There are
Other
People
Further
Down the
River
Not
People
You don't
Fish
I said
No but
There
You said
There were
Fish and
Solids
No
That's a
Structure
That
Solids
Made
There's
No other
Solids
There
Listen
Oh I
Thought they
Were still
Making
The
Structure
Okay
My bad
There is
A
Structure
That
I
Mean
People
Made
And
Then
There's
Also
Fish
That
Will
Shoot
Us
As
Beetle
Says
These
Things
To
Himself
Heart
Leans
Over
To
Talim
Next
To
The
Wall
And
Goes
I
Think
There
Was
Something
In
That
Water
Oh
My
God
I
So
We're
Not
Going
Down
The
River
Then
Talim
Leads
Back
Over
Heart
He's
Like
I
Think
My
Own
Death
Has
Just
Become
Much
More
Entertaining
So
We
Didn't
Really
Need
To
Come
Down
This
Way
Yeah
But
Now
You've
Made
A New
Friend
And
Grace
Starts
To
Walk
Away
Heart
Will
Stand
Proud
With
His
Hands
On
His
Hips
And
Wait
For
Beetle
And
Then
He
Will
Go
Well
Good
Right
Warm
In
Your
Chest
When
You
Get
In
There
Um
No
But
It
Was
Very
Refreshing
It
Did
Feel
Nice
Apart
From
Needing
To
Throw
Up
Oh
No
Like
You
Will
What
Yeah
Dude
You
Remember
When
I
Ate
The
Fire
Dude
You
Died
Like
Right
After
Ah
That
Might
Be
Why
Yeah
So
Remember
When
I
Ate
A
Fire
From
A
Giant
Oh
Wait
Yeah
I
Do
Remember
That
Yeah
Same
Thing
But
Wait
Has
It
Been
Talking
To
You
No
She
Like
Looks
Back
At
Beetle
It's
Like
Never
Hesitate
To
Jump
On
A
Good
Deal
I
I
I
Quiet
Sad
Shoop
All right
Careful
Apparently
There's
Something
Down
Here
Up
Above
We
Could
Still
Take
The
Fish
That
Shoot
And
Then
It
Doesn't
Seem
Like
I
You
Know
I
Took
I
Swallowed
A
Water
Elemental
For
For
No
Gain
Of
Ours
Of
Our
Own
I'm
Sure
He'll
Have
Invaluable
Things
To
Help
With
Later
Just
Ask
Him
Questions
He's
In
Your
Head
Just
Ask
Him
Any
Question
It's
Like
A
Magic
Eight
Ball
Yeah
See
What
He's
Got
To
Say
About
Something
Just
Ask
Him
A
Question
Beetle
Just
Shakes
Himself
And
An
Answer
Floats
To
The
Surface
His
Eyes
Roll
Over
Yeah
His
Eyes
Roll
Over
It
Says
Like
Signs
Point
To
No
Well
Uh
Let's
Get
Not
At
The
Moment
Okay
Let's
Get
Our
Gear
Out
Cause
We're
Gonna
Have
To
Deal
With
The
Cintipads
We
Don't
Even
Know
If
That's
What
They
Are
But
I
Do
Know
Probably
The
Mushrooms
Told
Me
It
Was
Above
No
It
Was
Not
Above
It's
Below
Below
Below
Above
Where
The
Guy
Is
Okay
Oh
I
Thought
They
Were
On
The
Ceiling
Yeah
Yeah
It
Sounded
Like
They
Were
On
The
Ceiling
Uh
Sorry
You're
Mentioning
That
My
Bad
I
Saying
Location
Map
Wires
It
To
The
South
Okay
Okay
I
See
Basically
You guys
Are
Hunting
Down
The
Hallway
Yeah
Searching
As
You
Continue
For
The
Guys
Obviously
Shroom
Is
Going
To
Eat
Mushroom
Lighting
Things
I'm
Like
Shroom
Shroom
I
Love
Shroom
What
Is
That
Weird
Thing
Um
That's
Uh
What
Is
Shroom
Like
A
Squishy
Solid
I
Don't
Think
I've
Ever
Seen
A
Creature
Quite
Like
Shroom
He's
Close
To
There
Was
Another
One
We
Saw
That
Was
Made
Of
Leaves
I
Think
They're
Lashies
Lashies
They're
Plant
Solids
Are
There
Other
Creatures
Like
Water
Elementals
That
Are
Your
Friends
Oh
There
Are
All
Sorts
Of
Things
And
Creatures
Um
Some
Of
Them
Are
The
Earth
Elementals
The
Very
Feisty
Fire
Ones
And
All
Sorts
Of
No
Well
I
Wouldn't
Really
Call
Them
Friends
We
Have
All
Differences
And
Of
Course
There
Are
The
Creatures
Who
Like
To
Affiliate
Themselves
With
Ones
And
Ones
Like
To
Abuse
Us
Oh
And
Speaking
Of
One
Of
Here
Now
As you
All
Are
Rolling
In
Checking
In
Sorry
I was
Trying to
Do
Rolls
And
Stuff
At
The
Same
Time
As you
Guys
Were
Coming
Through
You
You
You
You
All
Notice
That
That
That
That
That
The
Ceiling
As you
Enter
Further
Into
The
Cavern
There
Is
Another
Bank
More
Of
A
Cliff
Side
That
Overlooks
A
Body
Of
Water
Possibly
The
Other
Side
Of
The
Water
That
You
Saw
Before
Where
You
Had
A
Bank
Going
Into
It
Over
Here
You
See
That
There
Is
A
Dock
And
A
Boat
That
Is
Moored
On
It
As
Well
But
As
You
Kind of
Come
Here
You
Notice
The
Ceiling
Is
Very
Tall
And
Basically
Indicating
That
Something
Something
That
Gray
Has
Noticed
Before
That
Something
Was
Here
But
You
Guys
Walked
Further
In
And
You
Hear
Like
A
Whoosh
Of
Air
Basically
Pass
By
Some
Of
You
And
I'm
Going
To
Ask
Everyone
To
Roll
For
Initiative
As
Basically
What
Comes
In
It's
A
Total
Of
A
Total
Total
Of
I
Got
A
Total
Of
A
Just
See
What
Would
Be
Appropriate
For
This
One
Yeah
Weird
Battle
Music
We'll
Go
For
It
What
You
See
In
The
Ceiling
Are
These
Like
Horrific
Winged
Creatures
Two
Of
Them
Oh
I
Hate
These
Oh
The
Thrusty
Oh
Why
Oh
To
Describe
These
Things
Think
Of
A
Like
A
Oh
God
What
Was
It
Like
A
Manta
Ray
But
It
Flies
It
Has
A
Very
Angry
Mouth
It
Looks
Like
A
Manta
Ray
With
A
Oh
My
God
Moray
Eel
Or
Like
A
Leech
Mouth
It's
Like
If
Batman
Was
A
Furry
No
For
Those
Who
Know
The
Bestiary
These
Are
Cloakers
I
Love
Cloakers
They're
Better
When
They're
I
Didn't
Know
If
They
Were
Still
Called
Cloakers
So
No
You're
Good
You're
Good
Okay
The
Water
Elemental
Doesn't
Like
These
The
Water
Elemental
Doesn't
Like
These
Good
Luck
You
Little
Son
And
So
With
That
Combat
Has
Begun
Starting
Off
With
Gray
Gray
Is
Going
To
Very
Quickly
Turn
Around
Uh
Target
The
One
Literally
Right
Next
To
Her
This
Is
Her
Haunted
Prey
She's
Going
To
Whip
Herself
Around
And
She's
Going
To
Throw
Her
Mom
Bele
All
Right
Let's
See
It
I
Crit
With
A
Total
Baby
I'm
Going
To
Roll
For
That
Damage
And
That's
That's
An
Excellent
Hit
On
You
Hear
This
Thing
Just
Screech
At
You
It
Just
Tries
To
Dodge
Your
Stuff
But
You
Hit
It
Perfect
Heck
Yes
She's
Going
To
Try
And
Go
One
More
Time
With
That
Using
Her
Momentum
Please
Please
Please
Please
She
Misses
Oh
And
That's
My
Turn
All
Right
Talim
These
Things
Are
About
Feet
In
The
Air
And
You
See
Them
Kind
Of
Flapping
Around
But
All
And
You
And
You
To
You
Kind
Of
Reveal
And
Detect
Them
Normally
They
Ambush
People
But
For
You
Because
Of
Grey's
Presence
And
Kind
Of
Pre
Knowledge
Of
These
Things
You
Guys
Were
Able
To
Kind
Of
Like
Something's
Here
So
You
You
Are
About
To
Cast
These
Things
Kind
Of
Off
Guard
So
Talim
It's
Your
Turn
So
Talim
Will
Actually
Hold
On
Sorry
My
Brain
Reset
As
He
Sees
Grey
Just
Absolutely
Gouge
A chunk
Out
Of
One
With
Hermann
Bele
He
Will
First
Off
Spin
An
Action
To
Raise
His
Shield
Just
In
Case
Any
Of
Them
Decide
To
Like
Dive
Bomb
Him
Or
Anybody
Else
And
Then
I
Will
Cast
Needle
Darts
At
It
Aha
Yes
And
Okay
We
Target
It
I
Have
To
Find
My
Spell
Thing
Oh
That's
Where
It
Is
Okay
And
It
Is
Okay
There's
The
Button
Right
Now
I
Press
Needle
Darts
And
I
Roll
For
Attack
Which
Is
Plus
It's
Two
Actions
To
Cast
That
Is
A
Total
Of
A
Really
Good
Shot
It
Is
Not
A
Crit
Remember
To
Target
Next
Time
Go
Ahead
And
Roll
Any
Damage
Okie
Doke
And
I
Will
Roll
That
Damage
Which
Is
Piercing
And
That
Is
A
Total
Of
Damage
Good
Amount
Of
Damage
You
Just
Pelt
Into
Its
Leathery
Wings
It
Is
Riddle
It
With
Shrapnel
And
That
Is
The
End
Of
My
Turn
You
Don't
Want
To
Uh
No
You're
Good
Okay
That
Okay
Yeah
That
Was
All
Three
Actions
Raise
The
Shield
Then
Cast
A
Spell
Which
Was
Two
Actions
Now
The
One
That
You
Both
Shot
Basically
Swoops
Down
Over
To
You
Gray
Ah
Shit
Is
The
Consequences
Of
My
Actions
Is
An
Action
To
Basically
Fly
On
Down
And
It
Will
Basically
Come
Up
To
You
And
It
Will
Try
And
Envelop
You
Oh
Shit
It's
Just
A
Hug
It's
Just
A
Friendly
Little
Hug
I
Don't
Like
This
Hug
And
It
Succeeds
In
Doing
It
Actually
Let
Let
Just
Make
Sure
It
Does
It
Does
Succeed
So
You
Are
Now
Restrained
It
Comes
Up
And
Just
Your
Entire
Body
Just
It's
Leathery
We
Just
It's
Just
Like
Binds
Into
You
And
You
Basically
Your
Face
First
With
Its
Mouth
That
Just
Binding
Into
You
Yeah
Pretty
Much
I
Can't
Believe
We're
Talking
About
It
Earlier
And
Grey
Just
Got
Glumped
No
And
It
Will
Where's
My
Hug
And
It
Will
Now
Bite
You
Or
Try
To
But
Somehow
You're
Able
To
Like
Either
Kind
Of
Bite
It
Back
Or
Something
Else
With
You
She's
She's
Snapping
Back
At
It
But
I'm
Going
To
Use
A
Villain
Point
No
And
Reroll
It
With
An
On
The
Die
For
Damn
It
Thanks
Chet
Thanks
Chet
Chet
Remember
If
You
Want
To
Help
Me
Kill
Them
You
Give
Me
More
Bitch
I'll
Do
Nine
Points
Of
Damage
To
You
Gray
And
Then
It
Will
Finally
Do
Another
Draw
Attack
And
It
Will
Fail
On
That
One
Critically
Missing
Heart
It
Is
Your
Turn
Okay
Heart
Will
Point
Two
Fingers
Upward
As
A
Tree
Grows
Out
From
The
Ground
I
Cast
Timber
Sentinel
Which
Allows
Me
To
Cast
A
Protector
Tree
Within
Feet
And
I
Will
Be
I
Think
I
Can
Just
Place
This
Right
Here
Did
It
Did
It
Appear
On
The
No
No
Oh
That
Sucks
I
Don't
See
It
Protective
Tree
Is
A
Whole
Different
Thing
There's
Not
A
Thing
For
That
Okay
That's
Weird
I
Should
Just
Be
Able
To
That
It
Doesn't
Exist
Like
That
Down
That's
Weird
Yeah
It
Would
Be
A
Token
Thing
We
Just
Select
An
Area
And
Then
We
Do
That
My
Selected
Area
Would
Be
Here
Okay
I'll
Do
Between
Between
Talim
And
Grey
And
Whenever
A
Ally
Within
That
Space
Would
Take
Physical
Damage
The
Tree
Will
Attempt
To
Block
Any
Amount
Of
Damage
That
It
May
So
That's
For
Two
Actions
And
Then
As
My
Third
Action
I
Will
Attempt
To
Shoot
This
Guy
With
An
Elemental
Blast
Alright
Go ahead
And
Do
It
Heck
Yeah
Also
For
Time
Pretty
Much
Your
Thing
Is
Coming
Up
Now
Right
For
Your
Time
Is
It
An
Hour
From
Now
Or
Is
It
Now
Hour
And
A
Half
At
Latest
Okay
I
Should
Kill
These
Yeah
With
My
Funny
Rock
I'll
Make
Sure
Yeah
Alright
You
Fire
A
Blast
Whoosh
I
Throw
A
Rock
At
It
Yeah
Let's
Do
Damage
Yeah
Baby
I
Need
Damage
Awesome
Salty
I
Gotta
Ask
The
Rocks
That
You
That
You
Shoot
Are
They're
Just
Like
Fist
Shaped
Rocks
He
Picks
Up
Rocks
And
They
Do
Become
A
Flying
Fist
When
He
Do
Throw
Something
Yeah
So
You're
Hitting
The
Cloaker
That's
Enveloping
Gray
Right
Yeah
Awesome
So
Half
Of
That
Damage
Will
Go
To
It
And
Half
Of
That
Damage
Will
Hit
Gray
Thanks
I
Can't
Believe
You
Just
Punch
Gray
In
The
Head
That's
Bad
I'm
Sorry
Grandma
Grandma
And
Basically
Just
Like
Gray
You
Feel
Like
Someone
Just
Punched
You
In
The
Back
While
You're
Getting
Eaten
When
You
Go
Adventuring
With
Your
Grandson
And
He
Shatters
Your
Hip
While
You're
Down
In
The
Caves
Should
Retired
It's
Your
Turn
Beetle
Is
Going
To
Skitter
Back
Over
Skitter
Back
Oh
The
Game
Is
Paused
Oh
I'm
So
Sorry
No
It's
Okay
He's
Gonna
Skitter
Back
Feet
Over
Here
He's
Gonna
Raise
His
Shotgun
Devise
His
Stratagem
And
He's
Gonna
Let
Out
A
War
Cry
Of
Shoo
Shoo
Shoo
Here
In
The
Background
And
He
Sees
That
That
Is
Going
To
Hit
So
He's
Gonna
Fire
And
That
Is
Points
Of
Damage
To
That
Cloaker
Pow
Good
He's
Going
To
Reload
And
That
Is
Going
To
Be
His
Turn
I
Only
Have
Seven
Arrows
Left
You see
This
Cloaker
Will
Come
Down
To
You
Beetle
Just
Whoosh
If
You
Damage
It
And
It
Will
Try
And
Envelop
You
Come
To
You
And
Whoosh
Will
Basically
Try
To
Get
You
Oh
That's
A
Natural
It's
Fucking
Got
You
Dude
Oh
My
God
It
Just
Envelled
You're
Just
A
Ball
Of
Just
This
Thing
Just
In
The
Inside
Of
It
And
It
Will
Begin
To
Try
And
Bite
You
And
P
Minus
Five
Because
That
The
Thing
Was
Take
There's
A
On
The
Die
For
A
Basically
Does
Nine
Points
Of
Damage
To
You
I
Try
To
Attack
You
Again
I
Did
Miss
But
Hmm
Should
I
Use
A
Velen
Point
Hmm
Hmm
Possibly
Sword
Sword
Why
I
Could
I
Could
Use
Another
Velen
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
I
And
With
That
That's
The
End
Of
Its
Turns
Now
It
Is
Graze
Once
More
You
Are
Curly
Restraint
Yes
So
Based
What
Strain
Means
You
Are
Tied
Up
And
Can
Barely
Move
Or
A
Creature
Has
You
Pin
You
Have
The
Off
Guard
And
Immobilize
Conditions
You
Can't
Use
Any
Attack
Or
Manipulate
Actions
Except
To
Escape
Or
Force
Open
Your
Bonds
So
Uh
Grey's
Gonna
Try
And
Escape
Uh
By
Trying
To
Claw
At
It
Let
Me
Put
It
On
Your
Actions
To
Make
It
Easy
On
You
On
That
So
Basically
What
You
Can
Do
It
Means
Choose
One
Creature
Object
Spell
Effect
Hazard
You
Can
Attempt
A
Check
Which
Either
Using
Your
Unarmed
Attack
Modifier
Against
The
DC
Effect
Or
You
Can
Use
Your
Acrobatics
Or
Athletics
Check
Instead
Of
Using
Attack
Modifier
I'm
Gonna
Use
Athletics
She's
Going
To
Try
And
Squirm
Her
Way
Out
Of
This
By
Clawing
At
It
At
The
Same
Time
Awesome
Pick that
Athletics
Thing
For
Me
Please
Oh
I
Hit
The
Wrong
I
Just
Hit
It
On
My
My
Book
Oops
I'll
Do
That
Over
Here
Now
Target
The
Creature
And
Do
It
Oh
I
Did
All
That
For
That
Let
Delete
Those
Try
Again
My
Apologies
Target
The
On
Top
Right
Not
Yourself
Top
Right
There
I
Come
Hear
You
I
Am
Totally
Here
You
Can
Do
It
I
Good
At
This
Game
Come
On
All
Right
You
Can
Do
It
I'm
Doing
It
I'm
Doing
It
You
Succeed
You
Get
Free
Remove
The
Grab
Mobilize
Restraint
Conditions
Imposed
By
Your
Chosen
Target
You're
Free
Woo
Okay
So
That
Is
One
Action
Yeah
That's
One
Action
Okay
Uh
She's
Gonna
Try
It
Okay
Nevermind
She's
Gonna
Move
Over
Here
God
And
She's
Gonna
Chuck
Her
Mom
Bailey
At
It
Because
No
Bad
Awful
Good
Hit
And
I
Crit
With
A
I'm
Rolling
For
That
Damage
That
Is
A
Total
This
Thing
Is
Super
Torn
Up
Its
Wings
Are
Just
Shredded
But
It's
Still
Able
To
Flap
About
She's
Just
Yelling
At
It
And
Yells
Back
Those
Two
Actions
Yeah
I'll
Go
For
One
More
Oh
No
No
Sorry
That
Was
Three
That
Was
Three
Yeah
I
Moved
All
Right
Taleem
All
Right
So
As
Grey
Manages
To
Extricate
Herself
From
The
Cloaker
Taleem
Will
Actually
Step
Around
The
Step
Around
The
Tree
Center
Whatever
To
Bring
Himself
Within
Range
Of
This
Thing
Because
It
Hasn't
Had
A
Chance
To
Fly
Up
And
Away
Yet
Yeah
And
He
Will
Actually
Lash
Out
With
His
Ass
Coil
Doing
A
Spell
Strike
With
Gouging
Claw
And
I've
Got
It
Targeted
So
That
Means
I
Need
To
Do
A
Melee
Strike
Versus
It
Which
Is
A
Plus
On
The
Roll
That
Is
A
In
Total
Great
Hit
I
Will
Roll
My
My
Melee
Damage
Which
Is
2d6
Plus
For
Total
Of
You
Tell
Me
How
You
Kill
It
So
As
He
Lashes
Out
With
The
Spell
Strike
As
The
Links
Separate
Of
His
Abs
Coil
They
Essentially
Become
More
Jagged
And
Brutal
Than
They
Already
Are
And
He
Just
Basically
Just
Like
Sawes
Through
It
With
A
Single
Swipe
Day
You
Shred
This
Thing
Just
Like
A
Blender
And
It
Just
Flops
To
The
Ground
Just
A
Bloody
Mess
And
I
Will
Spend
My
Last
Action
To
Enter
Into
A
Arcane
Cascade
Awesome
Did
You
Spend
After
You
Will
Did
You
Cast
Magic
Yeah
I
Casted
A
Spell
Strike
That
Was
My
Two
Actions
Was
To
Use
A
Spell
Strike
Yeah
Oh
Okay
My
Bad
My
Bad
Okay
So
With
That
Heart
It
Is
Your
Go
Beetle
Is
Invalued
By
One
Of
These
Things
Sure
Is
I
Will
For
One
Action
I
Will
Activate
The
Ability
Known
As
Ravel
Of
Thorns
I
Will
Along
With
That
Use
The
Ability
Safe
Elements
Safe
Elements
Allows
Me
To
Use
All
Of
My
Weird
Shit
That
Would
Damage
All
Of
My
Friends
I
Can
Go
No
To
These
Many
Individuals
Are
Not
Affected
By
The
Things
Within
My
Aura
And
I
Do
Not
Wish
To
Be
Mincing
Beetle
Up
Into
Mince
Me
As
A
Bunch
Of
Small
Hands
Appear
From
The
Ground
We
Are
Now
In
Ravel
Of
Thorns
Mode
And
Then
Heart
Gets
This
Grim
Look
On
His
Eyes
As
He
Is
Going
To
Wrestle
This
Cloaker
I'm
Gonna
Pry
Beetle
Out
Of
Him
Please
Don't
Kill
Me
Please
Don't
Kill
Me
Please
Don't
Kill
Me
No
I'm
Not
Gonna
Attack
It
I'm
Just
Gonna
Grapple
Here
We
Go
Soren
I
Roll
A
Six
For
A
Total
Of
Twenty
Five
Oh
Excuse
Me
The
Grapple
Check
And
Then
Athletics
Right
Should I
Re-roll
I'm
Trying
To
Understand
What
You're
Trying
To
Do
In
Order
I'm
Grappling
It
Okay
I said
That
I'm
Grappling
It
Okay
Yeah
So
Basically
With
A
Twenty
Five
You
Grab
It
As
It
Has
Beetle
Grabbed
Yeah
Trying
To
Pry
It
Apart
Yeah
And
May
I
Pry
Beetle
Away
From
It
If
I
Invoke
A
Hero
Point
Can
I
Try
To
Wrestle
Beetle
You
Could
Have
Just
Done
That
With
Athletics
You
Didn't
Have
To
Grapple
It
You
Can
Do
That
Yeah
You
Just
Tear
It
Out
I
Didn't
Know
That
Yeah
Okay
Cool
Yeah
So
Instead of
Grappling
You
Just
Want
To
Do
An
Athletics
Check
To
Be
Like
Yes
I
I
Guess
I
I
Would
Help
You
Out
Yeah
Especially
How
I
Do
That
So
Go
Ahead
And
Roll
An
Athletics
Check
For
Me
We'll
Do
That
One
Heck
Yeah
I
Rolled
An
For
Total
You
Do
Actually
Beetle
Is
No
Longer
Grabbed
Basically
Try
To
Rip
It
Out
Like
Don't
To
To
My
Friend
Oh
Thank
You
Thank
You
And
Then
As
My
Third
Action
I
Will
Then
Attempt
To
Grapple
This
Thing
Awesome
Yeah
Go ahead
And
Target
It
And
Click
The
Athletics
Thing
On
The
Grapple
Thing
There
Heck
Yeah
Dude
And
It
As
At
I
Don't
Know
If
This
Automatically
Will
Apply
It
But
I
Hope
It
Will
Yeah
So
You
Succeeded
The
Target
Is
Now
Grabbed
That
Right
Baby
As
Heart
Just
Jumps
Up
And
Grabs
Onto
The
Two
Spikes
On
Its
Head
And
Then
It
Pulls
It
Under
His
Arm
In
Like
An
Arm
Headlock
But
On
A
Thing
That
Just
Head
It
Screeches
At
You
And
Tries
To
Bite
At
You
With
It
Little
Mouth
Like
What's
Your
Final
Action
That's
My
Final
Action
To
Remove
Its
One
Action
To
Grapple
It's
A
Second
Action
You
Have
One
Action
Yeah
And
The
Ground
Is
Covered
In
Hands
And
Teeth
Yeah
I
Apologize
I
Am
I
Was
Incorrect
It's
All
Good
Beetle
Devise
The
Strategy
I'm
Gonna
Fire
I'm
Gonna
Fire
Oh
I
Know
It's
Gonna
Hit
Do
You
Think
It's
Going
To
Hit
Can
You
Read
My
Thoughts
Get
Out
Of
My
Head
No
Wait
Actually
I
Can
Read
Everything
What
I
Know
Everything
You've
Been
Thinking
Of
Also
That's
Really
Fuck
Up
What
You
Think
Of
All
The
Time
No
It's
Not
It's
Horrible
What
Wrong
With
You
I
In
Combat
Stop
Distracting
Me
That's
Eight
Points
Of
Damage
To
The
Guy
You
Basically
Go
Blam
And
Somehow
Not
Hit
Heart
All
Right
As
You
Forgot
To
Target
It
What
No
I'm
Targeting
It
Right
Here
You
Fucked
Up
I
What
But
I
Had
The
Little
Arrows
On
It
You
Fucked
Up
Regardless
You
Did
Eight
Points
Of
Damage
I
Was
Gonna
Ask
Did
Heart
Just
Put
A
Cloaker
And
A
Full
Nelson
Yes
Yes
You
Have
One
Action
No
I
Want
To
Try
Okay
That's
Feet
That's
Where
The
Tree
Yeah
You're
Going
Through
Okay
I
Just
Want
To
I'll
End
My
Turn
Here
Because
I
Want
To
Patch
Up
Gray
On
My
Next
Go
Oh
This
Cloaker
Here
You
Have
It
Grappled
Like
And
It
Tries
It
Best
To
Escape
In
Which
I
Have
To
Figure
Out
Oh
God
They
Didn't
Really
Give
It
Much
Of
Athletics
Thing
Did
It
Come on
Bitch
Boy
It
Fails
But
It
Can
Still
Try
To
Bite
You
You
Sure
Can
They
They
Just
Have
To
Take
A
Good
Old
Penalty
For
It
So
It's
Going
To
Try
Even
Even
I
Just
Got
On
You
About
Targeting
It
It
Sure
Does
If
I
Remember
For
Grapple
That
Let's
See
If
It's
Grabbed
If
You
Attend
To
Manipulate
Action
While
Grab
You
Must
Succeed
A
DC
Five
Flat
Check
There
It
Is
Let's
See
It's
Not
A
Manipulate
To
Attack
It
Would
Succeed
And
So
It
Will
Bite
The
Shit
Out
Of
You
Like
Matt
Okay
I
Bite
Max
Damage
For
Seventeen
To
Heart
It'll
Continue
To
Try
And
Bite
Into
You
Hoping
That
You
Would
Let
Go
Bites
You
Again
With
A
Four
It
Misses
I'm
Trying
To
Get
You
One
Last
Time
Roll
An
Eighteen
On
The
Die
And
Just
Didn't
Get
There
That's
Right
Baby
Great
It
Is
Now
Your
Turn
So
Just
As
Beetle
Is
Skittering
Around
The
Corner
Cause
He's
Just
Like
I
Got
A
Patch
Of
Grandma
She's
Already
Like
Moving
She's
Already
Moving
And
She's
Already
Like
On
The
Way
To
Go
Slice
Up
The
Other
Cloaker
She's
Just
Like
This
Is
Now
Her
Targeted
Prey
And
She's
Gonna
Throw
Her
Mom
Bailey
At
It
It
Hits
With
A
Total
Of
I'm
Gonna
Roll
For
That
Damage
Excellent
Job
There's
A
Total
Of
Points
Damage
Just
Screams
At
Heart's
Ear
And
That's
It
Kaleem
You're
Muted
Kevin
Oh
Sorry
About
That
Um
So
I've
Got
My
Raking
Cascade
Up
Uh
As
Heart
Grapples
This
Thing
Jesus
Christ
I
Screaming
I
Didn't
Want
To
Go
To
My
Vacation
Home
Um
To
Lean
Will
Actually
Move
Um
Right
Here
And
Uh
Have
My
Arcane
Cascade
Up
That's
My
First
Action
I
Will
Actually
Take
An
Action
To
Uh
Attack
This
Thing
Normally
Uh
With
A
Plus
On
Said
Roll
Nice
Uh
Just
A
Crit
Alright
And
Uh
Do you
Want to
Do like
A tag
Team
Wrestle
Move
Sure
Let's
See
What
The
Damage
Is
First
Yeah
Um
Yeah
Click
That
Critical
So
Wait
Do I
Have
To
Does
It
Just
Automatically
Do
The
Critical
Or
Oh
No
Wait
Okay
Yeah
Critical
Button
Yeah
That's
My
Bad
Um
So
Yeah
We
Do
That
And
We
Roll
That
Damage
And
That
Is
A
Total
Of
Damage
You
Are
Messing
This
Thing
Up
And
Then
Uh
Clem
Will
Actually
Using
The
Momentum
Of
That
Strike
Whip
The
Ass
Coil
Around
Uh
To
Do
A
Second
Strike
On
It
To
Hopefully
Injure
It
More
Heck
Yeah
And
That
Is
A
Plus
Eleven
That
Is
Also
A
Hit
And
Then
We
Roll
Damage
That
Is
A
Total
Of
2d6
Plus
Eight
And
That's
Another
Sixteen
Damage
No
I'm
Just
Imagining
Talim
Just
Doing
A
Blade
Dance
As
The
Fucking
Ass
Coil
Just
Twirls
Around
The
Tornado
You
Know
Like
Castlevania
Like
Victor
Or
Whatever
Where
He's
Like
Doing
Stuff
With
The
Flail
Yeah
Just
Getting
Blendered
Right
Now
And
It's
Barely
Holding
On
So
That's
The
End
Of
Your
Turn
And
Now
It's
The
End
Of
My
Turn
Which
Leads
Into
Hearts
I'm
Gonna
Elemental
Blast
This
Guy
For
Two
Actions
Because
When
I
Do
It
For
Two
Actions
That
Applies
My
Constitution
And
My
Strength
To
The
Damage
It
Screeze
At
Screeze
I
Will
Do
A
Rock
Based
One
As
Heart
Will
Just
Try
To
Swing
This
Guy
Yes
Baby
Let's
Go
Baby
That's
Damage
As
Heart
It
Explodes
Heart
Heart
Heart
Lifts
Up
The
Cloaker
And
As
He
Attempts
To
Do
A
Power
Bomb
On
This
Cloaker
He
Goes
Shut
Up
And
A
Rock
Will
Blow
Up
From
The
Ground
At
The
Same
Time
As
Heart
Power
Bombs
It
Into
It
Just
Dragon Ballsy
Annihilated
And
You see
There's
No
More
Heart
Holds
Up
A
High
Five
To
Lee
Will
Attempt
To
High
Five
Hold
On
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait
A
Second
I
Gotta
Do
The
You gotta
Roll
If
You can
Yeah
I gotta
I gotta
Roll
The
The
Hand
Passes
Through
It's
The
Heart
That
Matters
Come
Here
Great
Come
Here
Great
Oh
Oh
Sorry
Sorry
I got
Caught up
In
The
Moment
Hurry up
Take that
Healing
Click
Apply
Healing
Take
Take
Take
Take
Take
Take
Take
Take
Take
It
All
That's
So
Oh my
God
That's
So much
Healing
It's
All
For
You
It's
All
For
You
It's
All
For
You
Oh
That
Wasn't
So
Bad
I
Think
It
Would
Have
Been
Worse
If
We
Didn't
Know
About
It
Ahead
Of
Time
You
Said
It
Shroom
Shroom
Has
A
Hand
Held
Up
Oh
What's
Up
Shroom
Oh
No
That
Was
A
Twenty
On
The
Acrobatics
Shake
No
They
Were
Able
To
High
Five
I
Need
To
Get
A
Twenty
Awesome
He
Reaches
His
Hand
Up
To
Both
Of
You
And
Like
Shroom
That's
Right
Shroom
He
Went
To
High
Five
Grail
Go
High
Five
Shroom
High
Five
Shroom
Shroom
High
Fives
All
Of
You
And
It
Looks
At
His
Hands
It
Looks
At
His
Hands
After
It
Shroom
Vito
Will
Hold
Up
A
Pointer
Finger
And
Gently
Tap
The
Tiny
Shroom
On
Top
Of
His
Head
Like
A
Little
High
Five
You
Know
That's
The
Mastermind
Yeah
My
Life
For
Shroom
Yeah
Uh
I
Saw
A
Doc
In
A
Boat
Back
That
Way
Which
Is
A
Good
Sign
We
Should
Check
It
Out
Huh
Yeah
All
Right
Let's
Go
Shroom
You
Coming
Shroom
Okay
I
Sure
Hope
Those
Fish
That
Shoot
Aren't
Right
Here
That's
Gonna
Suck
A
Squad
Of
Fish
Come
Out
With
AKs
Oh
My
God
Shroom
Was
The
Mastermind
The
Entire
Time
He
Wasn't
Saying
Shroom
He
Was
Saying
Shoot
Just
Give
Them
The
Orders
He
Finally
They
Have
Finally
Understood
What
Should
We
Call
The
Water
Elemental
That
We
Have
Now
Gerald
I
Was
Thinking
Savorm
I
Fucking
Hate
Those
Names
Oh
Maybe
He
Has
A
Name
What's
Your
Name
Do
You
Have
A
Name
I'm
Too
Good
For
Them
Oh
But
How
Should
We
Acknowledge
You
Just
The
Water
Elemental
Every
Time
What
If
We
Shorten
It
To
Ellie
Well
I
Guess
First
Off
No
Second
Off
Wow
Usually
Have
A
Constant
State
Usually
Have
Names
Maybe
We
Shouldn't
Talk
About
It
If
If
They
Want
To
Experience
Things
Perhaps
In
Secret
I
Don't
Know
Maybe
We
Shouldn't
Talk
About
Them
Tell
The
Big
Solid
No
Um
Um
He
Doesn't
Like
What
You're
Saying
He
Says
He
Wants
A
Name
I
Want
To
Experience
A
Solid
Experience
He
Says
He
Wants
To
Experience
The
Solid
Experience
Now
Say
You're
Stupid
I'm
Stupid
Now
You're
Big
Doo
Big
Dude
You
Smell
Bad
Whoa
Beetle
You
Didn't
Have
To
Say
That
I
Didn't
Say
It
What
You
Did
The
Elemental
Call
To
That
I
Believe
I
Don't
Have
My
Friends
Becoming
One
Of
Those
Ants
That
Are
Just
Possessed
By
A
Fungus
You
Shouldn't
Say
Those
Things
I
I
I
I
Call
It
Bob
And
I'm
Just
Gonna
Walk
Over
To
The
Duck
Okay
Your
I
Said
Find
A
Nice
Name
For
Me
Something
That
Extinguates
My
Beauty
Something
That
Compliments
How
Gorgeous
I
Am
Usually
Your
Mom
Names
You
Do
You
Have
A
Mom
No
Where
Did
You
Come
From
The
Water
Beetle
Just
Stares
Forward
It's
Just
Gonna
Be
Beetle
The
Water
Says
And
Like
It's
Just
Like
It
I
Mean
It
Spoke
Like
It
Spoke
Like
It
Did
Maybe
Like
Put
A
Title
To
It
So
Everyone
Knows
That
It's
Important
What
About
Like
The
Vapor
Lord
Or
Something
Oh
Vapor
Lord
Vapor
Yeah
He's
Cringing
Name
A
Water
Elemental
Vapor
Well
Maybe
Maybe
It
Should
Figure
Out
A
Better
Name
Than
Stooping
A
Heart
Walks
Over
Here
And
Stuck
Sticking
On
The
Boat
Why
Is
Your
Big
Solid
So
It's
So
Sensitive
Um
Because
You
Made
Me
Call
Him
A
Doodoo
Head
Oh
You
Did
You
Didn't
Have
To
Listen
To
Me
I'm
Trying
To
Get
On
With
You
That's
Gross
What
I
Didn't
Think
We
Had
To
Have
That
Talk
This
Soon
But
We
Need
To
Go
No
I'm
Not
Trying
To
Get
On
You
Get
On
With
You
Get
On
The
Fucking
Wood
Saw
Is
The
Boat
Okay
So
The
Boat
Looks
Perfectly
Fine
Nice
Heart
Sets
In
The
Boat
And
Then
Sinks
Because
It's
Too
Heavy
You
All
Die
No
But
You
After
Defeating
The
Cloakers
You
Find
The
Cavern
Will
Open
Up
And
You
See
There's
A
Huge
Larger
Body
Of
Water
And
There
Are
Sort
Of
Like
These
Ram
Shackled
Random
Planks
And
Pieces
Of
Wood
All
Kind
Of
Strown
Together
To
Make
Platforms
That
Lead
Up
To
A
Sort
Of
Like
A
Camera
Just
Like
A
Door
That's
Kind
Of
Embedded
In
Some
Of
The
Rock
Or
So
Like
Someone
Found
A
Cave
And
Kind
Of
Furbished
It
Up
With
Whatever
Wood
That
They
Could
Find
Further
To
The
East
To
The
North
You
See
That
The
Water
Will
Go
Up
And
There
Is
Another
Floating
Boat
For
Time
Do
We
Can
Go
On
A
Little
Bit
Longer
For
Fine
Before
The
Hour
Is
Done
If
You
Guys
Want
To
Or
Not
Maybe
We
Can
At
Least
Go
Across
Yeah
Let's
Get
On
The
Boat
Yeah
Whatever
Minute
Is
Able
To
Do
Yeah
I'm
Down
Just
Get
On
The
Boat
Please
Please
Please
You
You
You
All
Hop
Onto
The
Boat
You
Can
Fit
Fit
Everybody
You
See
Are
But
You
Know
You
Can
Fit
Everybody
On
It
Would
Be
A
Tight
Squeeze
It's
Okay
Talim
Floats
And
Beetle
Can
Sit
On
Heart
Slap
I
Think
I
Can
Also
Float
I
Think
I'm
Very
Buoyant
Now
Does
Does
The
Boat
Tip
Towards
Where
Heart
Sits
Oh
It's
All
Messed
Up
If
You
Rock
This
Thing
Slightly
It
Will
Fill
Water
With
All
Of
You
On
It
So
If
You
Want
To
Be
Safe
You
Can
Do
Two
At
A
Time
Yeah
Heart's
Paddling
He's
Been
On
A
Boat
Before
So
Heart
And
Grey
Go
Across
First
Okay
Just
To
Save
Time
Here
We
Will
Transfer
You
Over
To
The
Other
Side
Of
The
Rafter
And
You
Have
The
Boat
On
Your
Side
You
Head
To
Across
At
First
So
Beetle
You
On
The
Other
Side
Now
You
Have
The
Boat
On
Your
Side
There
Are
Two
Beetle
Tokens
For
Me
Oh
There
We
Go
Okay
There
We
Go
You
Can
Go
Back
For
Him
I'll
Stay
Here
All
Right
I
Can
Do
That
Grey
Will
Paddle
The
Boat
Back
Across
So
Grey
As
You
Begin
To
Paddle
Across
You
All
Start
Roll
Me
A
Perception
Check
There
Oh
Fuck
Heart
Yeah
Oh
Me
Yeah
Oh
I
I
Thought
You
Me
Men
Aye
Cool
I
Rolled
A
Three
For
A
Total
Of
Fourteen
I
Am
Also
Clutching
Heart
Is
Clutching
His
Hands
Because
He
Asked
To
Be
Left
Alone
In
The
Dark
He's
A
Very
Brave
Boy
At
The
Moment
Heart
You
Are
You're
Not
Seeing
Anything
But
You're
Hearing
Just
Water
Being
Disturbed
The
Water
Is
Rushing
There
Is
A
Current
But
You
Hear
A
Somewhere
Behind
You
And
As
If
Something
Kind
Of
Moved
In
Behind
You
You're
All
Alone
Watching
Grey
Leave
To
The
Other
Side
Yep
He's
Focusing
On
There
Is
No
Light
Technically
We need that for the audience
And you're all alone
You see
You can slightly see it
From some of the remnants of the light
Off into the bank
You see
A water creature
Kind of like bob up in front of you
It's the fish with guns
It'll
It'll
Swim around
It's just looking at you heart
If there's
Almost
Total darkness
And he just barely
Sees this thing
Heart is
Standing there
Stern
Almost
Like a statue
And he's just
Mumbling to himself
You're a very brave boy
You're a very brave boy
Everyone will be proud of you
You're a very brave boy
One moment
I need everyone to roll initiative for me
If you don't mind
Fun
Yeah
That's fair
I love initiative from the middle of boat
Dude I roll a 20 for a total of
Holy crap
I rolled a 22
Total of 29
I love being ground
Talene
Sorry I had to
I had to open up my character sheet again
Um
I need to use
Here we go
I rolled a total of a
It goes first
Ah
Art as you're standing there
You hear someone just
Like something just
Just shoots right out of the water
And it will shoot at you
It will hit you
You hear just something
In the
In your back heart
Like just everything
Like pretty much everything
Just starts collapsing around you
The darkness
The loneliness
Of just going like
Maybe they'll just leave you here
Yeah yeah
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
This was their way
To finally
This turn back around
Maybe they found another passage
Maybe they
You know
Yeah maybe
Leave me alone
If I look like a statue
Maybe they think I'm a statue
But then of course
This thing
Basically hits you
Into the back
Dealing nine points of damage
To you
But also
Pushing you
Into the water
No
No
You are pushed up
Five feet
And
You fall
Into the water
I will allow you
To grab an edge
Because you are near an edge
Heck yeah dude
I will attempt
To grab an edge
Let's go baby
Yes
Here we go
Grab an edge
Action
It is a reaction
If you want to use that reaction
That's your call
That is my reaction
That I will use
Of course I will
Let me see here
Do do
And there
Grab an action
Grab
A lot
Here we go
One
G for grab
What do you mean
It's not here
Anyway
Let's just
Use it then
Grab an edge
And let's
Do you use acrobatics checks
Or reflex checks
I don't think this one's
Going to have a thing for you
So just roll either one of those
It won't appear in the chat
In that case
I will use
An
No it's a reflex save
I think
Yeah
Acrobatics
Or a reflex save
Okay
Yeah yeah yeah
Then I'll do reflex saves
I'm bad at both
By the way
They're all 27
Is that good enough?
That's an excellent question
Let's see here
This is actually something
I don't really know
Off the top of my head
I don't know what the DC would be
It's a climbing DC
It depends on what it is
When you fall past an edge
Oh that's right
You can try to grab
Potentially stopping your fall
You must succeed at your choice
Of a retrograde
It's usually the climb DC
Grab an edge of the handhold
You didn't climb up the thing
So climb DC
It's probably going to be 15
I'm going to say it's 15
I'm going to say you're able
To grab onto the ledge
Just fine
So credit you succeed
You would do 10 over
You grab the edge of your handhold
Whether or not
You have a hand free
Typically by using
A suitable hand item
To catch
You still take damage
From the distance
Fallen so far
But you treat the fall
As though you're 30 feet shorter
So basically
Grab the ledge
Yeah you basically
Grab the ledge
So pretty much
You're still kind of like
Hanging on the side now
This thing
So after that
It will then
Move over
This way
Just swimming over
Like bloop bloop
It will look at you hard
And you can only hear it
At this point
Oh dear
My thing's all messed up
I'll kill you
Oh no
Here we'll do that
That's fine
Clicky keys
It's all good
I was like I got it
It'll try to get you again
It goes
Oh it missed
But I have a villain point
Damn you villain point
And it missed
That's right baby
Have no more villain points
It's on dawn
It tries to spit at you again
It does not get you
This weird sea creature
Tried to get you
And it no longer
It's no longer its turn
Heart it's your turn
You are hanging off a ledge
Yeah I'll climb
I want to climb
I want to climb up
It's been an action
Yep
I want to be back up there
And then Heart
Will put his hands
To his mouth
And shout out to everyone
That
I found the fish
What?
No
I warned you all about the fish
You just went in there anyway
I didn't know they were down here
You could have said something
I literally did
Okay listen
Silvermist
Do you like the name Silvermist?
No fuck you
Okay
Can you do something about the fish?
I could
What's in it for me?
Um
You
You get your
You know
Your little flesh tour
Your solid tour
Elongated
It doesn't stop here
Oh I'm sure you can handle the fish
By yourself
It's just a fish
Um
Okay
What if more fish show up?
Then you kill them
Oh my
Is your friend gonna help or not?
He's being difficult
Cree just quietly sobs
Well what do I get to help you?
You ever had vodka?
No
I'm gonna let you experience
The time of your life
If you help me
And help my friends
With these nasty fishes
You're
I
It's gonna be nothing like you have ever felt
It's something that only affects solids
Especially me
I'm a lightweight
You're gonna love it
I accept
Jump in the water
May I?
You may
Uh
Is it your turn?
Or on my turn
Yeah on my turn
Yeah on your turn
You can
Yeah
But right now it's Hart's turn
Sorry
Sorry
Salt
It's your turn
No no
Absolutely
I fucking love role playing
And funny shit like that
So
Hart knows
That it's here
Right?
But he doesn't know
Exactly
Where
Here
You'll take
You'll take a penalty
Exactly
Exactly
So therefore
I will instead use
Halo splinters
As that is a much more
Fun way
Of doing this
So I will
Use a 30 feet cone
And how did you
Turn this cone?
There we go
So Hart will affect
This area
Okay
With
Yeah
A DC 25 basic reflex save
From the funny thing
Okay
As Hart
His entire body
Gets covered in spines
And they just shoot out from him
It fails
Heck yeah dude
It takes 4d4 piercing
And 4d4 bleeding
Eww
Oh
A whole bunch of
Just goes right into it
You see it just thrashes
About in the water
A bunch of splashes
And my aura is gone
So I can no longer
Sense anything around me
Haha
I'm even more
In the darkness
Hahaha
But that gray
It is your turn
You're paddling back
She was paddling back
Until she heard
Um
Heart
Heart yelling
And the sound
Of sudden acupuncture
In the distance
Oh yeah
Like it just scatters
Across the water surface
Yeah
So she's gonna pull out
Her torch
And she's going to
Uh
Hold it
In her hand here
And she's gonna
Try and turn on
The light source here
Oh look at that
Do you have a torch?
Yeah I had a torch
My inventory
Yeah yeah
So it's one action
To take out the torch
She's gonna get a
And then another action
To interact with it
To turn it on
Yes
Would she be able
To see
The fish from here
Like would she be able
To see it in the water
You see it near the surface
Now and it's thrashing
With all the thorns
It just got pelted with
Okay
Okay so she can see it
So now
It is now her
Targeted prey
And that is it
That is the end of my turn
Awesome
Okay
But everyone has light now
Water says he's gonna help
Talim
Remember you're muted
Cab
Cabathon
Yeah
While Hart is getting
You know
Accosted
By a fish
And
Gray is in the middle
And Beetle is
Yelling at the
Sentient puddle
Inside of him
Talim decides to
I guess go for a walk
And I will actually
How far down
Is the bottom
Of this
About
About 10 feet
Of the cliff face
Okay
So he will actually
You know
Jump in the water
And
He jumps in the
Tack
Yeah
He actually jumps
In the water
I guess sinks to the
Bottom
I thought we determined
That like Talim
Doesn't float on top
Or
You
Since you're a ghost
I think you
Technically float
Because you're like
Flying over the
Surface in a way
He has a hover speed
Yeah
I do have a
Like my only movement
Is a fly speed
So
I wasn't sure
If that was
What you want to do
Yeah
Yeah
You go over the water
Just fine
Yeah
So Talim will actually
Just
He just
Walks
Past
Lash out with his
Ass coil
At
Said
You know
Fish
And uh
Yeah
Blub
He's just like
Blub blub
Not this again
Not the
Not the glub glub
Blub blub
Blub blub
Oh
Because I popped out
My character sheet
Doesn't want to work
Okay
There we go
So yeah
I'll just attack it
With a
Plus 16 to hand
That's a total of
Blub
I will go ahead
And roll my
Damage
Which is
How smart
Are these
Fish
Oh no
Recall knowledge
Would do it
Oh damn
Yeah
60 points of damage
Blub
Yep
And that was
Um
It was that
Yeah
That was
My two actions
Because I
Moved
Two actions
And then I attacked
And that's it
It's the end of my turn
Once you smack it in
With your
Aspen codec
Ow
This is
You don't have to
Hit me so hard
And you know
It's like a tart
What
How get you that
You invading
Ruffians
It splashes at you
We're just trying
To get across
The
Hello
Beetle
Beetle jumps
Into the water
You jump
Into the water
And you notice
That the water
Elemental
Begins to give you
Or kind of like
Messes with your
Vocal chords a little bit
Oh
You can now
Speak Fae
Amazing
Does Beetle
Swim like an alligator
Yes he does
Okay so that's
10 feet of movement
Uh
Hey
Fae sounds
Come out of his
Fucking mouth hole
You die
Where you stand
You invading
Ruffian
You
Horrible
Looking creature
You're abomination
All right
All right
Well you don't
I go that far
Okay that's just rude
I mean have you seen
Your underbite
Huh
It's disgusting
I'm going to
Fucking eviscerate
Your corpse
You should brush your teeth
I'm going to
Set out your
Bone marrow
Oh
Oh okay
That's a little
Fucked up
So we're
We're not even here
To mess with you
We're not even here
To get your territory
Or whatever
We're literally
Trying to leave
I say
Leave through all
Waters
This is our home
You're tainted
With your presence
There's a hatch
Up there
To leave
We're
We're
We didn't even
Have to get
Inside your water
If you'd left us alone
We would've just gone
Without touching it
This is like an argument
In a fucking
Denny's parking lot
There's no way
That could
De-escalate
The situation
It's fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Your inconvenience is me
Two people
Arguing
Grandma's there
Okay so
It's one action
To kind of come
Into this place
I'm going to give you
Two actions
One action
How are you going
To convince this fish
To either calm down
Or do something else
Or are you going
To demoralize it
Well
He called it ugly
And then he said
It's kind of stupid
He called it ugly
And he called it stupid
Because they never
Would've touched the water
If the fish hadn't
Knocked them into the water
They're just trying
To go onto the boards
And leave
They're just
Passes through
You can also
Recall knowledge
To see if you can
Somehow learn
About what this creature is
And maybe
Maybe socially
What can you do
To kind of gain an advantage
That's a good idea
Maybe it loves
Ugly shit
Maybe it loves
Maybe ask your
Your new friend
About this fish
So you can give me
Either
You can ask
To lean for some help
I'll allow you
To ask to lean
For some help
To identify it
Or do a nature
Check yourself
With a
Okay
Or arcana
Is arcana or nature
Would be for this
Okay
What type of fish
Is this
And I
He's gonna ask
For help
Because his arcana
And nature
Are both
Ass
Who would like
To help
Beetle
I can roll
With nature
It's 18
For a total
Of 23
Yeah
So one person
Can aid
For that
So that's for an arcana
Check
Who wants to aid
With the arcana
Check
I can aid
With the arcana
Check
Awesome
Go ahead
And roll
An arcana
I have to find
My
There we go
Plus 13
Dandy
Is a
So
You don't get
Too much help
For Talim
Considering the fact
Talim is trying
To eviscerate it
Right now
But
Beetle
With an arcana
Check
You actually rolled
Pretty well
You probably read
Like a storybook
From
From your mom
Or your billions
Of other sisters
The library
Yeah
The grand library
That they take care of
And
You probably
You probably heard
Like a tale or something
Of a grodare
These are
Fae like fish
Or so
One of the things
That you'll know
That
It's evident for heart
That it can fire
Like a water jet
Projectile
Which will push people
And it's terrible
When you're on
Multiple platforms
Like this
But
You know
These things are
Very regal
In their way
Thinking that
They are like
Pretty much
Upper class
Fish
Basically
So
Applying
To it's
Sense of
Majesty
Would probably
Be working here
Not treating them
Exactly like
Kings
But more like
High
Like high class
Oh they're nobles
He's already
Insulted it
They think
They're
They think
They think
Themselves of
Nobles
And knights
Of the water
Really
And protecting
Certain areas
And they see
And uh
Knowing the situation
That's happened here
Recently in the context
You have
This seems to be
New ground
It's fucking called
A grod air
What's
It's a
It's a grod
I
Cool
No
No
Leave it to that
Wait what's a grod
Wait
Nothing
Go for it
What is that
What does that mean
No go for it
The weird sweetest thing
Oh okay
Okay okay
Uh
So
Now that he's
Identified it
He knows he's
Already fucked
So uh
He's gonna keep
Insulting it
You already fucked it up
Hey why are you
Doing that
What
What
I can't flatter it
I've already
Called his job
You didn't even try
Wait
Okay fine
Alright
So look
Okay
Hey
Uh
Grodare
Beautiful majestic
Grodare
I'm so sorry
It's dark in here
I only just realized
What you are
You see it kind of like
Swish slash
In the water
Kind of like
Turning its head a bit too
Please excuse us
We will get our
Gross grimy bodies
Out of your water
We are just
Trying to cross
Across the boards
Which are above
Your land
Above your kingdom
We're not trying to
Touch your water
And we're trying to
Leave
You'll never see us
Again
If you let us
Go by
Roll me
Diplomacy
Or deception
If you're lying to it
He's not lying
He wants
Out
Grodare
Why I think
It's funny
Is because
Froggy is the one
Interacting with it
Grodare
Sounds like a very
American way
To say
Frogs
In Swedish
Oh
You know about
That whole
Not lying
Bit
Yeah
Oh wait
We do have to
Come back
Okay so can you
Use that diplomacy
As a deception
Instead
Oh no wait
But I get a
Different additive
You can roll
Deception for me
Okay you're right
I forgot that
We have to
Come back
Through
Okay
It is higher
It is
It is higher
I feel bad
Sorry I forgot
I for Gore
That is a total
Of 29
He splashes again
Hmm
Hmm
Hmm
Can you just
Let us go above
Your water
We're not gonna
Touch your water
But you're touching
It now
I had to get in
To talk to you
You were attacking us
Hmm
Your problem
Not mine
Swish
Swish
Swish
He'll look at you
And he ponders
A little bit
And he's like
Atoll
Yeah atoll
Huh
Swish
Swish
Swish
Atoll
What do you want
Food
He wants food
I want something
Delectable
Swish
Swish
Swish
Something magnificent
Swish
Swish
Swish
Oh my god
He switches from
Fae to Comet
He's like
The fish is saying
It'll let us
Cross above the water
Without touching
His water
If we give him
Some food
He's mad
That we're
Touching his water
I have a couple
Of rations
Left
He wants something
Amazing
Considering he is
A fish
It probably won't
Take a lot
To blow his mind
You think I don't
Have a delectable
Balance
Something of
High
And quality
Swish
Swish
Swish
He's speaking
Common
Not Fae
He's speaking
Common
Fish can't
Understand him
Grey's gonna
Dig around in her
Pack for her
Rations
She's got like
One left
Is it possible
To like
Prestigitate
It to make
It taste like
A I don't know
A fine
Three course
Steak meal
Heart pulls out
The flask
I'd allow it
Heart pulls out
The flask
And points at
And goes
Um
You could tell him
That this is a
Delicacy
From like
The top layer
Is that gonna
Kill it
I don't know
Well hold on
Cause if we kill it
Then
There are more here
We're gonna have to
Bring a severely
Injured guy
On this boat
Across the dock
Right
So
We might wanna
Keep it peaceful
Maybe don't
Shred him
If we can
Avoid it
You have a point
Grey's got like
You know
Her rations
In her hand
Yeah
Severely injured
Man that I
Didn't forget
About
Blushies
Hey
Heart
Heart
Leans down
Over the railing
And just
Holds out
The hand
And in his
Hand
A papaya
Forms
Oh shit
Papaya
Papaya
Papaya
Papaya
Talim is just like
There
And he's just like
We're gonna negotiate
With the fish
And Talim is like
It's a
Fish
It's a
Fish
It opens
It opens
Its mouth
And goes
Beetle switches
To Faye
And he's like
There we go
There's our
Offering
I'll get out
Of your water
Now
It's a
Fresh produce
I will heal
I will heal him
From all the
Damage I did
To him
Oh
It will
Grey's gonna like
Scramble for like
Beetle to come
Get on the boat
Yeah
Get it
Can I move
On to the boat
Yeah
Yeah
You're good
It will
It will eat it
And go
I've never tasted
Something like this
Before
The toilet's been
Paid
Whenever you wish
To cross all waters
I want that
You got it
More where that
Came from
Absolutely
Thumbs up
Thank you
My friends
Would also
Like one
Or I would say
The royal fish god
Uh
Heart
He says
When we want to
Oh
Heart
Heart
He says
His friends
Also want one
A bunch of them
Come up
Near the docks
Going
Bop
Bop
Bop
Bop
Good enough
Good enough for
Soren
I can make
Keep a torch
On you
And feed those guys
And we can run back
And we can get
Garavin
I can make
One papaya
Per individual
In the world
For every ten minutes
Okay
So
What does Heart
Think about
Staying here
And feeding
Yeah
Heart
Heart
Heart
Just like
Just like
Makes a
Wicker basket
For himself
And just
Makes papayas
And walks around
And gives them
Papayas
Okay
We'll be back
Real quick
We're just gonna
Go grab our
Buddy
And then we'll
Complete
The journey
Across your water
We'll make sure
We don't touch it
Please enjoy
Okay
No I'm not
Alone anymore
It's fine
Oh okay
Yeah yeah
Yeah
Alright
I cast light
On Heart
Yeah
Make sure
It's not in the dark
Yeah
Alright
Do we
Want to go
We want to go
Get Garavin
Yeah let's go
Get him
I did not
Think you were
Gonna let me
To blow
A sea
My way
With that fish
I was like
We're gonna have
To kill 30 fish
So
Heart
Stands there
Feeding all of the fish
Yeah
All of the fish
From the fame
Yeah
You see that
That Shun was
Standing there
At the taco
And shoo
You know
Helps you guys
Through
You guys
Go back
Rescue
Your new companion
And bring him
All the way back
To the hut
Further on
But we'll see
What's inside
Of the hut
And further on
The adventure
Next time
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
On Rock
Thank you
This episode
Was so fucking good
I was expecting us
To be drowning
In combat
And dying
And then we made
Friends with everything
And I just feel
So good
We were actually
Good at combat
This time around
We were gonna
Combat
And making friends
We did it
We maxed out
Our friendship stats
What the fuck
Are we gonna name
Our new
DM NPC
Chad why don't
You help
Decide that
In the narrative
Declaration
Discord
You can do
X-Motion point
Discord
In the Twitch chat
At least
Or in the
YouTube description
If you're watching
On YouTube
Head over to the
Discord
In the Raccoons chat
Maybe think of
Some names for them
And stuff like that
All I'm saying is
I don't know
Cause it ain't my problem
Good luck
Name him vodka
Name him vodka
I ate this water
Elemental for nothing
I thought it was
Gonna help us
Get through it
It gave you a language
It did
That's true
It did give me faith
And now we have
A fun snarky
Commentator
I have two languages
My Kaleem still
Needs to learn
By the way
Everyone at home
This is why
Playing clerics
And playing psychics
And all of that shit
Is cool
Because if your
Game master wants to
They can have
A commentator
In your head
So with that
Thank you everybody
For watching
Hope everybody
On all chats
Enjoyed themselves today
And also thank you
To everybody
Or all the players
For playing
Thank you
Introduce everyone
Minerva
Who are you
Where can people
Find you
Hello
I am Minerva
A.K. Party Demoness
I am on that name
Under all social medias
I am a streamer
An artist
And an overall problem
Next up
We have
Our ethereal host
Cabal
Hello
My name is Cabal
I focus mainly
On horror content
You can find me
Over on YouTube
And Twitter
Just look for Cabal
And I am playing
Talim Shibura
The 7th level
Sparkling Targe
Ghost Mages
Of course we have
Our resident little guy
Froggy Lock
Hi
I'm Froggy Lock
I am not
High right now
Or on drugs
I saw some people
Were confused about that
Nope
This is just me
I'm a professional artist
And a live duty rigger
And a variety streamer
Here on Twitch
And I play
Biddy Biddlezebub
Thanks for coming
Thanks for
Thank you
Also a resident creature
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I can't believe you
Please pick a good name
For our water elemental
Is she on drugs
No she's just like that
You would know
This is just how I am
You would know
If she was on drugs
You would know
Yeah
We just put a green spatula
In front of her
And she'd laugh
For three hours
Yeah
Okay you know what
Stop
You know what
That's a real story
Oh hey Salty
Introduce yourself
The one who bought
The spatula
Salty job
It's me
Shnotty snub
I play heart
He's a 7th level
Kineticist
Which allows him
To manipulate
The powers of
Wood
Earth
And heart
And
I draw funny
You can find me
Over at
Narrative Declaration
And at the
Previous mentioned
Cabal YouTube channel
Of course I have been
Someone Captain Planet
Yeah
Didn't you notice
Yeah Captain Zoran
Yeah he
He's fire also
So yeah
That's right
I just need to win
That's right
And of course I have been
Your host and game master
For this evening
I am Zoran the Bear
You can find everything
Under that label
And thank you all
So much for watching
This episode of Broncoons
We'll see you next week
With another exciting episode
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Really does help us out
So thank you all
So very much
And we
Will see you next time
So long
Farewell
And goodbye
Next week
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