CONTROL + ALT + DELETE

Okay, babe — time to shut that sh*t down and restart. Because if your life feels like it’s glitching, buffering, or crashing into the same damn walls…

…it’s probably not your fault.

But it is your programming.

Here’s the deal: Auric’s cracking open your inner motherboard in this episode and dropping the truth — you’re not the one running the show. From the age of zero to seven, your subconscious got downloaded with code you didn’t even ask for. We’re talkin’ money trauma, shame spirals, limiting beliefs, generational BS, and those sneaky little viruses you didn’t even know were running.

And now? Those corrupted-ass files are still working behind the scenes — making your life feel stuck, small, and not yours.

But guess what? You’ve got a choice.

You can keep clicking through life with expired belief systems like a pop-up virus…

Or you can hit CONTROL + ALT + DELETE

and start rewriting the code.

This one’s not just a wake-up call — it’s your full system cleanse.

No sage needed. Just truth.

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What is The Tea with Auric B?

Welcome to The Tea with Auric B! Where self-help gets drunk, spirituality gets messy, and the truth shows up in stilettos.

This is not your Pinterest-perfect, soft-voiced podcast about “finding your center.” Nope. This is raw, hilarious, sometimes offensive, always honest tea...spilled straight into your ears.

One week we’re diving deep into trauma, healing, awakenings, and the masks that keep us stuck. The next? We’re talking relationship advice, slut phases, nervous breakdowns, and maybe even deep throats. From shadow work to slutty times, from healing wounds to hexing exes, from nervous system regulation to WTF revelations...nothing is off-limits here!

I’m here to disrupt the way you see yourself, awaken you to the bullshit holding you back, spark the transformation you’ve been craving, and remind you that life is meant to be lived in full-blown thriving mode.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, cringe, and maybe clutch your pearls while your boyfriend writes me a thank-you note, hit play, my dahling.

Because this tea? It’s coming in HOT!!!

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