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quantum level, rendering it null and void in terms of existence. Operational time

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on itself, rendering all of their civilization, including technology, null and

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void. Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and changing.

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10 years. Man 10. 10 years.

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What is the most likely way humanity will be wiped out? Maybe it's something.

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Or us. Although the way the world ends might be because of you.

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And if this is the case, you wouldn't have any control over it.

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The global temperature rise underscores a chilling reality. Our planet

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is trying to tell us something, but we don't seem to be listening. A recent

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study has suggested that one third of annual deaths due to heat. Are directly

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which is 180 million degrees, which catches every everything on fire in

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a nine mile diameter radius. On top of the bulldozing effect of

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the wind and all the buildings coming down, and more fires igniting more

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fires on top of the radiation if they happen to have survived poisoning people

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to death. On top of all that, each one of these fires creates

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a mega fire that is a hundred or more square miles.

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A breathtaking scientific revolution is taking place.

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Biotechnology has been progressing at stunning speed,

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giving us the tools to eventually gain control over biology.

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dangerous than nuclear bombs, able to devastate humanity.

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violent state as people fight over the tiny

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resources that remain. What if the world we live in. Is just a dream or

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a simulation? Whether it's a dream or some advanced. Computer game you are

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playing right now. When it ends, you would be what. Causes the end of the

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world. Please do us all a favor. Continue dreaming or playing this

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game of life. Because when you wake up or unplug. There'S a chance the rest

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of us will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across the entire continuum

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syn. 10 years. 10 years.

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Hello and

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welcome to the 514th consecutive week of

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Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Kurt the Guy that's super sad.

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That we still don't have Matt back, but is super excited to announce the arrival

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of a Wisconsinite to be our interim co host and do the

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notes for the night is our buddy, Dan Bezel from the Corrupted

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Youth podcast. Hello? Little too hyper?

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It's me. I'm definitely not Matt. Am I a little too.

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Do I need to match your energy? Do I need to be less hyped up

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to be able where you're at? Am I like too much of the

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douche on the radio right now and not enough of the guy that is just

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doing a podcast with his buddy? Is that what needs to happen here? Here's the

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thing. I can give a shit ton of energy, and when I listen to it,

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I go, that guy sounds bored.

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You just seem like you're always calm, cool and composed.

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Right. Like you're the guy that they should go to in a crisis. Right.

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That's the thing. Absolutely not.

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You're the who should be in a film pretending to be the guy that's perfectly

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calm and rational about everything when shit's hitting the fan, that's what you should be.

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I'm gonna be the guy who makes the dry, inappropriate joke

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in the crisis as a coping mechanism. So you're basically

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George Romero's cast for every Dead film, right?

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Cause they're always. Yeah, pretty much. They're always just like, over it. They're like,

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oh, my God, I know we're gonna die in a horrible, horrible way. Can it

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just fucking not be so boring in between?

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sense. I'd already announced with everybody, and I already let them know with Darren's episode

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that's gone out, that Matt's going to be out for the next three weeks.

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We have a health crisis going on in his family, so he's going to have

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to step away for a little bit. I'm hoping, and he is hoping that we'll

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be able to get him back and that these three weeks that we're taking off

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will be all that we need. But I needed not only, as I mentioned,

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a Wisconsinite to fill in for Matt. I needed someone who knew what they were

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doing when it comes to talking about Godzilla, because Matt has been trained

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the supplemental stuff. So at this point, Matt knows what he's talking about.

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Kaiju movies. I think he's trained up enough. He knows where he's coming from.

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knowledgeable, but man, I've hung out at G Fest and holy

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shit, do I not know a lot about Godzilla?

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deeper than me. Let's just put it this way. I kind of do a little

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with Godzilla. And to most normal, normal people, I am the most extreme

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fan of Godzilla they will ever meet. But here's the thing. I am the tip.

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little bit. So you've been to G Fest and you've done some stuff for your

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art and everything. So let's roll this into some plugs, talk a little about your

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experiences in G Fest, just slightly, just a little bit, going there as an artist

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the best fan base. Honestly, hands down. I'm sorry, any other

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fan base. You suck. Because Godzilla

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fans are the best. Have you ever run into any negative interaction

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most part, they're all pretty positive and cool people. So that's awesome.

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really into it. And I just feel like I'm glad that there are

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more folks like myself at least. Cause I like to feel

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like, you know, I'll have squabbles with people. And I try not to be a

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jerk. I'm trying to bring more joy into the world than I do misery.

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man. I'm just trying better to be a better person now. I really,

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really am. People who listen to this podcast for the whole 10 years will probably

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hear that switch when I stop being so abrasive and start trying to be a

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little bit more kind, like, actively. So I'm glad that you did

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have those interactions. Now you've gone there as an artist and you're a comic book

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youth, you and your son. So you've also started some other ventures. So I just

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kind of curious about what's going on with you and all the stuff that you're

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doing right now. Yeah, so I started Cinema Sketch. And, you know,

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as an artist with a love for movies, finding artistic inspiration can be challenging.

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watch as I create whatever art the movie inspires and listen as

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YouTube and it's. It's a fun thing. It's just a really cool project.

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with it. It's really nice because I just get to make art

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when I kind of don't feel like it. And it's been refreshing.

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and it has been sometimes. Or it's just maybe something a little more

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abstract from the actual movie itself, but still kind of ties in.

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but there's definitely one where it's like, you wouldn't think of it, but it

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could completely make sense once it's gone. Okay, so are we going

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to be watching the movies with you or is this. You're discussing it

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while you're drawing the thing that was inspired by the movie? Yeah. So I'll do

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all the drawing and then I will edit it down a bit,

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take out parts where I'm not actually drawing or anything, and then I

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will kind of come up with, like, about how much time do I think I

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materials, stuff like that. Wow. Now, was all of this.

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guys hash this out together, or did you just sort of hash it out after

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she came up with the initial idea of you should do the cinema sketches?

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youth. She got tired of Brennan and I talking about movies around her all the

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Stop obsessing over stuff and annoying me with it. I love you,

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but go do this. I think that's the heart of it.

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fun things. That's fair. Yeah. I would hope and assume that your

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would love you and want you to do things that make you happy. I would

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hope and assume that that's the case. Well, that sounds like a terrific idea.

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It sounds like something really great. I can't wait to check it out myself.

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Every time it pops up on blue sky, I go ahead and reshare it as

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episodes in the can. About how many are out right now? Just one out as

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of today when we're recording, and then it'll be on a weekly basis.

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All right, so it's weekly from here on out. And we're about mid June.

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we were about to make an attempt that sounds like. When you take a dose

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of Rohypnol to erase the memory of something bad. So you can legitimately say under

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oath, you don't recall that you might have done something bad, but you waited too

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long or. Or it didn't work right. So you. You still wake up with no

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memory of taking the drug, only that memory of needing to forget the thing you

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vaguely remember needing to take the drug to forget it can become a spiraling experience.

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This is not only off topic and horrifying to hear you say,

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I'm pretty sure that this is the plot of something that happens to Joe

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Bluth in the fourth season of the Rest of the Filament, I am trying to

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tell you we have no idea of knowing if any of this technology we

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are mimicking from other dimensions. Even worse beyond just exploding

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and killing our testers. Holy shit,

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this is taking me back, too. We were kind of having a little conversation,

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you know, behind the mic while the music's going like, DJ style. And we were

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talking about how we haven't heard this song in, like, how long? How long has

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it been for you? What did you say? Ooh, I don't know. Probably. Probably 20

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years at least. Now, nookie break stuff is something that I hear a

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lot more often than I really want to. Like for instance, I watched the movie

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Y2K, and it's got Fred Durst and Limp Bizkit all the way fucking through it.

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And then they play that song and they talk about that song and then they

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do the COVID that they do. And, like, there's a whole bunch of Fred Durst

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everywhere. And it's. You can't tell everybody. I dislike Fred Durst. I dislike

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Limp Bizkit. However, Westmoreland's a fucking man. I can play guitar.

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But enough about Limp Bizkit and everything that is awful. Let's talk about everything

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that is awesome with Godzilla versus Magiris from 2000.

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Okay, so let's get into it. First of all,

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too, like, I might pronounce things different than Cort. And this happens a lot

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in the fan fandom because nobody, even the dubs don't

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even pronounce things consistently. So, yeah, there's certain things that

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certain people go for. So if you're talking about names and stuff like that,

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yeah, totally get that. And that's fine. I only

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ever correct Matt because I only go by what I go by. And if anybody's

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going to take the blame for not knowing How Pronounce a Godzilla foe. It's going

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to be me. It's all good.

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Happens a lot, so don't worry about it. Yeah,

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let's kick it off with the first 20. So the movie kicks off with a

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news reel of the original 1954 Godzilla attack on Tokyo.

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But in this, they've updated the footage from the original Gojira

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and they've added the new millennium suit Godzilla. And hey,

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it's also our first clip. Godzilla, king of the monsters, again wreaked havoc on

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the streets of Tokyo.

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The entire city was transformed into a sea of fire.

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Less than 10 years after the end of the war, and in the middle of

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the post war economic miracle, Tokyo was once again the scene of death

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and mass destruction. The advent of nuclear power and the threat of

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nuclear weapons had brought the monster back to life. Mankind was

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powerless and could only stand a watch as Godzilla vented its rage.

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A few months after the attack. Attack. Tokyo undertook a massive

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program of reconstruction. Japan moved its capital

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to Osaka, and the country slowly started to return to normality.

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So next we jump to 1966.

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More expository dialogue that we can't give justice.

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So that's our next clip. Just 12 years after Godzilla's

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attack, the monster returned.

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This time, it attacked Japan's first nuclear power plant.

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Hurry. Quickly. Move. Get out of the way.

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The Prime Minister is here.

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It's confirmed. The decision has come through. Japan is giving

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up nuclear power plants. That's correct.

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Godzilla had been attacking the country to feed off the radioactivity

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created by the nuclear power plants. The government therefore decided

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decided to close the plants as a safety measure.

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However, steadily growing demand for electricity meant

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the government had to act quickly. Water, wind and solar

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energies were used to fill the void left by the decommissioned power plants.

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But all these alternatives combined could not replace

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nuclear energy. And so the

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decision was taken at government level to establish the Bureau of Science and

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Technology. The aim of this institute was to develop sources of clean

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energy. It was based in the new capital, Osaka.

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As you all know, the aim of this institute has been to conduct

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research into new sources of clean energy. Today, this research has finally

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given its first results. Consequently, we're proud to announce a new

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era, an era of totally clean energy. The Plasma Powered

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Energy System. Now that we have the story set up for a Japanese plasma

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powered clean energy initiative. That won't feed Godzilla.

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Maybe not. Not at all. No. Who knows?

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The big G is on a typical 1996 nighttime

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stroll through the city. And there's a small military squad deployed to Osaka,

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where They run around on foot and shoot rockets at Godzilla. Now,

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we can assume this is a technique used to irritate him and lure him out

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of the city. Regardless, it doesn't go well for this squad as it gets systematically

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wasted. This is the most suicide squad since Comic Con.

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This is the biggest goddamn suicide squad that has ever existed in Japan.

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They're firing missiles at Godzilla just to irritate him, to try

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and get him to move. They might as well be flashing giant lights at him.

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Right, right. And they're on foot, too, so they're just

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trying. How do you outrun a Godzilla? Right. They couldn't do this successfully with

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helicopters or airplanes in other movies. So why are they doing this from buildings?

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I don't get it. This is a weird choice. I'm just gonna say

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it. Yeah. But hey, at least we're introduced to Kiriko, a woman sold

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saved from falling debris by her commander. He gets crushed,

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and she ends up firing a rocket at Godzilla and screams. And then we

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get our opening title time. I love when opening title time

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happens. They're always so dramatic in these movies. I love it.

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Yeah, there's always something where it'll either, like, bust through something, or it'll be,

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like this big, bright light. Or it always has that logo where

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it looks like a fight poster. You know, like, you see, like, Rumble in

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the Jungle, they're really just amping it up and knowing exactly what we're here for.

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Oh, for sure. Yeah. And I mean, at this point, like. Yeah, you had to

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listen to those clips and everything, and it's a little dry, but you go,

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okay, let's go. You're pumped up for it now. Yeah. It's not

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the worst intro that we've seen in the Godzilla movies. This is definitely one that

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builds for sure. Yep. And then we jump to 2001

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in Tokyo. We have a man named Kudo who is entertaining some kids

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in his shop by. He's placing these ingredients out on a table with a

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spoon, and then he's placing a bowl over. Over the items.

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But when he lifts the bowl, the ingredients are cooked and assembled on the spoon.

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This is all fun until some uniformed folk step in, and one of them

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ruins the trick. With our next clip, the microbots mix. The ingredients,

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and the microwave cooks the mixture. Right. Oh,

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it's a trick. Told ya. Hey,

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hey, wait a minute. Let's go to the park.

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What did you have to go and do that for? Now I've lost credibility with

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those kids. Don't you think it's about time they learned the truth anyway.

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Still, I have to admire you. Magic or no magic, these little machines

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are a remarkable achievement for a self taught engineer. You have a lot to be

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proud of. You had no right to give the game away. What are you guys

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doing here anyway? You might say we're headhunters. That scene is like

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the equivalent of someone tricking someone with three Card Monty and then someone

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else like calling them on it and showing what they're doing. It's just a way

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to establish that he's this clever super engineer guy through all that expository

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dialogue. And then also show that she's clever enough to figure it out and be

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able to explain it all. You know, like it's just a really quick shortcut to

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just be like, these people are extremely intelligent. These people are going to take on

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Godzilla. You will believe they can do it. Let's move on. Yeah,

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yeah. Because then we end up jumping to the Self Defense Corps.

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Ooh boy. I'm going to murder this one. Shibora Base. That's what it says.

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And that's what it says. Yeah, I guess that's how it's pronounced.

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Shibora. That sounds about right. Yeah. And this is where they've taken our Trickster Kudo.

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And the lady explains their motive for bringing them there. Hey,

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in the following clip. Hey, this place is the pits. What is it anyway?

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It used to be a warehouse. Now it's our HQ. Oh, right.

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Afternoon, miss. Ever since in 96 Godzilla

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reduced Osaka to a heap of rubble, the government has been collecting data on the

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monster's characteristics. Four years ago, it created an anti Godzilla

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command unit within the Self Defense Forces. But there's one thing I don't quite understand.

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I thought Godzilla was attracted by a radioactive leak.

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And if there are no more leaks, then there's no more Godzilla.

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You're right. In theory, we have nothing to fear.

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However, that's only in theory. The one way to be certain would

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be to eliminate Godzilla once and for all. So inside the facility, it is

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presented as more impressive, with lab coats and computers

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galore. But this area looks smaller than a typical insurance office.

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And the name of this organization is G

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Graspers all in one word. And honestly, that's fucking stupid.

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So it's two GS with an R. Like graspers?

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Basically, yeah. And okay, so on Corrupted Youth, Brennan and

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I did this episode, and I think we referred to them as

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good graspers the entire time because we just thought it was so

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dumb. So I'm probably going to do it here too. I came really close to

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stealing a term from Darren's son that he

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used in the last episode in my notes for next week. So I am totally

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fine with us just calling on the G Graspers. G Graspers. G Grasper.

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So the woman gives our dude a brief rundown of the departments

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and the movie's relevant team members. But since I don't

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want to take all those notes, it's our next clip. Section one's job

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is to search for Godzilla. Section two studies the monster's organism and its

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behavior. Section three over there handles statistics and logistics in case of

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evacuation. Search study statistics, huh? You're really

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taking the threat seriously. Move Positioning monitor from D1

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to M3. Number 7 satellite monitoring system check.

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And this is the command center for our combat troops,

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the G Graspers. This is Hosono, our pilot. This is

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Nakura, our information officer. Hello there.

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Our radio operator, Mr. Mima. He used to serve in the Submarine Corps.

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Here's Okamura. He was a captain in the Rangers like me.

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And my name is Kiriko Tsujimori. Major.

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I'm in charge. Kudo. Ms.

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Yoshizawa. This really is quite a surprise. I haven't seen you since

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4th grade physics class at high school. A small world. Yeah, those guys are

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just background bodies. But hey, at least they were given names.

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G Grabbers. They're red shirts. They're the red shirts of the G

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Force. The G Grabbers. They really are.

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They're just kind of there when like they just need somebody to be next

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to the main woman here. Yeah, it's screen filler. And it's people

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that look good in caps and jackets and all of that kind of shit,

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you know. That's all you need. You just need someone that looks like a squad.

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Yep. And hey, Japan is great for this.

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In all their Kaiju stuff, I love a good just

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uniform team. That's cool. I'm not

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really the big fan of the GeForce unit. I think that kind of comes through

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with a lot of my review stuff and my attitude towards them. But I'm actually

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glad to see that someone actually really likes all that human stuff. With all the

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military forces and the people running around. That's good. I'm glad that you enjoy it.

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Yeah. I mean like one good thing is I don't know how familiar you

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are with Ultraman, but enough. The Science Patrol in there.

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Yeah, man. Those guys have bomb ass outfits where like it's like blaze

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orange and they have ties. Don't they kind of match Ultraman a little bit too.

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Like their Suits look a little bit like Ultraman's for the same. I kind

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of remembered it that way vaguely. I mean, it might be in later series.

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I'm not super, super familiar. I just have. I kind of

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more watch one guy's videos about Ultraman. All right.

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Yeah. And I'm old school Ultraman. But then after that I'm like,

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I don't know. I'll just watch somebody talk about it. Yeah, I like the old

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school Ultraman a lot. That's more my flair. I've been really into that. That was

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on TV a lot when I was a kid. And we're on a tangent,

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so we'll have to come back here shortly. As far as Ultraman goes, he's a

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Kaiju that we kind of do need to discuss because he runs parallel with that.

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And we can save that a little bit more for the 20 minutes. But I

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do like where you're coming from with the everybody's on a

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team. And then the team all has a very stylish look to them. It's very

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Fantastic Four. It's very old school X Men. It's very like. Like you said,

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Science Force and Ultraman, which is. Those are some super cool outfits as well.

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And I like when that carries over. I just don't like it when it's all

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black leather like they end up doing after the Matrix in some of these films.

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Yeah, yeah, about that. Well,

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we're not there yet, so let's move.

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I don't. I don't want to spoil anything for anybody who doesn't know.

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Yeah, yeah. Future review, folks. That'll be a future review. Yeah. Okay, back to

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it. When the woman scientists asked Kudo how he would answer if he

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were asked to join the team, he states with just all

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conviction that he has no wish to die young. And it's

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funny because this causes the scientist woman to stare off into space

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and have a flashback to her colleagues being killed

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during a Godzilla attack. And it's like that. It's like the. The. The joke about

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Vietnam, you know, where the guy just stares off and then it just fades.

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And there's the helicopters. Yeah. You have someone having a flashback or a PTSD

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sort of triggered moment, and then we hear the audio of what's going

440
00:28:35,140 --> 00:28:37,480
on in their head and we see them reacting to it and doing an acting

441
00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:41,320
moment, but we really don't know much more than that. And it's kind of a

442
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:44,720
cheat. And you're right, it's used a lot in the 80s about Vietnam vets and

443
00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,340
shit. Yeah. I Mean, at least. At least we get to see it in this

444
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:51,140
though. I mean, they do an alright job with it. Yeah, but usually when they

445
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:54,620
have the worst, is what I'm saying, the flashbacks that are the worst is when

446
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,260
it's all audio and you just have it on the actor's face. Yeah. Because then

447
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,980
it just becomes comical. Right, right. It's like Leslie Nielsen time in

448
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,940
fucking Naked Gun or some shit. Right?

449
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:09,900
Or Airplane is a good one. Yeah, anything Leslie Nielsen wise.

450
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,320
That's what I'm picturing with what we just described, you know?

451
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,480
Yeah. So anyways, after a flashback, the scientist

452
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,400
woman, she reveals that they're developing a

453
00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:26,960
plasma weapon that can produce a miniaturized black hole to capture

454
00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:31,840
Godzilla for all of eternity. And then she shows him a fancy vectored simulation

455
00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:35,720
on a monitor. And we get more details in this clip. This is

456
00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:40,080
really far out. The world's first man made black hole. Incredible. And miniaturized.

457
00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:43,780
I'd never have believed. Believed it. Right now we're still at the research stage.

458
00:29:43,940 --> 00:29:47,820
According to preliminary figures, we must reduce it to 2 meters. Enough to

459
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,700
launch it from a satellite. Attack Godzilla from space. What a great

460
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,340
idea. But we must be careful not to damage the planet. If everything goes

461
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,260
as planned, we'll fire. The black hole into Godzilla from orbit. Right now, the black

462
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,060
hole's too big. So we're counting on you. You won't be disappointed, I promise.

463
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,060
This sounds totally sane and completely safe. Nothing will possibly go wrong.

464
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:11,220
I can honestly tell you that. I can't think of any reason why human

465
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,440
beings being able to rand generate black holes inside of anything is

466
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:19,280
a good or bad idea, let alone firing black holes at will. Like I.

467
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,160
For real? Yeah, Like I very much fail to

468
00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:27,120
see how anything about this situation as to why they're doing this with

469
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:30,080
science makes any sense at all as to why they would want to do it.

470
00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:33,400
Like, I know they were trying to destroy Godzilla, but why would you choose black

471
00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:37,240
hole, right? Like, why would you go that far? Like, I know they don't have

472
00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:40,200
a lot of other options. And this is another one of those movies that's been

473
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:44,040
reset a billion times, right? Because it's 1954, this Godzilla. It's been that.

474
00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:47,580
It's like every Millennium Movie is going to be that way, but. Oh yeah,

475
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,180
buckle up. Yeah. Were they already generating black holes?

476
00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:53,620
They don't tell us this in the movie. It's just all of a sudden,

477
00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:56,540
hey, by the way, we have this capability. So we're going to kill Godzilla by

478
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,020
shooting him with a black hole, right? Like that's basically what they say. They're going

479
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:03,140
to shoot him with a black hole. Yeah. And also they need this guy

480
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,420
to help them out with it, because for some reason, they can do it,

481
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:11,060
but they can't do it without him. And this is kind of where his

482
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,940
character, this Kudo guy, starts rubbing me the wrong way. Well, they wanted to

483
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:19,160
do a karasaw. He's just. He doesn't have the gravitas or the charisma

484
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,960
of the other actors that have done this kind of character before. This guy just

485
00:31:23,460 --> 00:31:26,160
doesn't have it. He's just. He's like Bill Pullmaning everywhere, where you're just like,

486
00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:29,560
oh, shut the fuck up. Yeah. And they're making him, like,

487
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,800
kind of like a slacker type because they want to update it for 2001.

488
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,160
Yeah, that's what I meant by Bill Pullmaning everywhere. I'm sorry.

489
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,560
He just. He does. I don't know what it is about him, but he just.

490
00:31:43,060 --> 00:31:45,640
He reminds me of, like, that kind of guy where, like, Bill Pullman is an

491
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,350
actor, where he always seems like he just learned his lines five minutes before.

492
00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:51,100
Before showing up on set. You know what I mean? Where I'm like, what the

493
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,780
fuck is on with this guy? Every single time.

494
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:57,620
Like, he's just like. He's the same no matter what. And he just, like,

495
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,420
he. Like everything that is wrong with slackers is what I associate with

496
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,140
Bill Pullman just because of the way that I feel like he just doesn't take

497
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,980
his job seriously. I don't know why. I just have this issue with it,

498
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,900
but I do. But there we go. I'm never gonna look at Bill Pullman the

499
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,780
same way ever again. Yeah, because this guy's gonna remind you of him

500
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,120
from now on. Every time you look at Bill Pullman, you're gonna think of this

501
00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:19,280
scientist are gonna be like, God damn it, corn, I hate you.

502
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,640
Oh, boy. Well, you know, there's an alert that temperatures are

503
00:32:26,140 --> 00:32:29,680
rising in the ocean near Japan, and they fear a Godzilla return.

504
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,680
And there's also an increase in urgency to get that weapon working.

505
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,240
So then. Well, I guess it's gonna take three months,

506
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,440
because it's three months later and we find out it's summer vacation.

507
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,460
And meet our obligatory irritated child in this clip.

508
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,140
Hey there. Good morning, kids, and welcome to the.

509
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,940
Show made just for you. That's right, it's Kids Kingdom. And what's

510
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,580
today? The first day of summer vacation.

511
00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:59,180
That's right. No more school for a whole two months. Terrific.

512
00:32:59,819 --> 00:33:03,340
Where are you going like that? June, it's nearly lunchtime. We're gonna eat soon.

513
00:33:03,660 --> 00:33:06,900
I collected some insects. I'm gonna show them to Ataru. Okay.

514
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,940
Would I've chosen this dialogue? Is a clip yes. The answer is yes. Is there

515
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,460
dialogue? Yes. Clip. Simple. Okay.

516
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:17,000
Yeah, I thought it. Yeah, the kids are irrit. It moves the story along.

517
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,080
It's totally fine. Yeah,

518
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:24,080
okay. Corey, you're doing an excellent job. Dan, you're clipping everything

519
00:33:24,580 --> 00:33:27,080
that I would have clipped. We can move on. I was just. I was putting

520
00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:31,280
myself like, what would Matt do? And I was like, Matt would want

521
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:33,720
to play this clip just to irritate Cort.

522
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,640
Well, many of the clips that I choose are also just to irritate

523
00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:42,000
Matt. And in my show that we'll be doing next, I'm a lot nicer to

524
00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:45,230
you with my clips. It's weird. We'll see. We'll see about that.

525
00:33:47,390 --> 00:33:51,150
Anyway, this dingus kid just happens to stumble

526
00:33:51,650 --> 00:33:55,070
on the graspers running a weapon test that's

527
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:59,190
weirdly super close to his home and completely not secure.

528
00:33:59,690 --> 00:34:02,350
There's no security around this at all. And they're shooting black holes.

529
00:34:03,150 --> 00:34:06,630
Again, just the ability to create any kind of size of black

530
00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:10,630
hole in any way, shape or form should be very heavily regulated and guarded.

531
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:14,650
It's the most powerful thing we know of. It's gravity that can crush

532
00:34:15,150 --> 00:34:18,290
literally anything. I understand why they're doing this for Godzilla, but it's a really stupid

533
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:21,850
idea just to let dumb asses like this have access to it. Well, you know

534
00:34:22,350 --> 00:34:25,730
what the problem is, Cort, is that you come from America and there's way too

535
00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:29,450
much. Everybody's regulating everything all the time. Too much government

536
00:34:29,950 --> 00:34:32,330
overreach. Got to be more like Japan.

537
00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:36,170
We should all be able to just shoot black holes in our backyards.

538
00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:41,210
It's every human being's God given right to have a black hole gun.

539
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,710
Let's move on. That's right. Just the way God and intended.

540
00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:52,790
Well, there's some science woman chatter reminding us

541
00:34:52,870 --> 00:34:56,070
that all of this is only possible because

542
00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:59,990
plasma energy and as they prepare to test the weapon

543
00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:03,270
and you know, that just brings us to the end of our first 20.

544
00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,670
We're doing the thing that I usually do with Matt where we're having too much

545
00:35:07,170 --> 00:35:09,710
fun and we're vibing and we're kind of going back and forth about stuff and

546
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,710
talking. So all the stuff that I needed to bring up about this 20 minutes,

547
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:16,340
I think we've pretty well hit. Although I do just want to reiterate that I

548
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,300
don't think that it's everybody's right to own a black hole gun. Just like.

549
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,620
I don't. Just like, I don't think that every human being should be able to

550
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,380
own a tank or nuclear missile or I don't fucking know.

551
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:29,660
Maybe. Maybe flamethrowers should be pretty heavily regulated before

552
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,700
you just go tossing those around to let people own them too. But who knows?

553
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:36,980
Whatever. I mean, these are coming from the people who just like, complain all the

554
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,580
time of, like, why are there warnings on stuff about not putting it in your

555
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,740
butt? Because you're the same people putting it in your butt.

556
00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,900
I had no idea the vacuum cleaner was gonna damage

557
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,780
me in such a way. I put the corner attachment on.

558
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:57,780
Yeah. Just the way it is. Let's move on

559
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,700
to the next 20. Let's do that. They test fire

560
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,830
the weapon at an old building. And the bomb of black hole just

561
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:10,150
leaves a trench in its wake before engulfing the entire building and

562
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:13,710
vanishing as our kid looks on. And, man,

563
00:36:14,210 --> 00:36:18,070
I imagine this kid just hilariously just getting sucked into this black

564
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:21,830
hole. I'm assuming that they have some kind of calculation to know

565
00:36:22,330 --> 00:36:25,630
how to cause the black hole to eventually close. Because isn't one of the things

566
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:29,390
about a black hole is it just keeps growing because it keeps bringing more matter

567
00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:32,870
into it. And then that matter becomes part of it and it just. Like.

568
00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:35,470
We don't even know what's really going out the other side of black holes.

569
00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:38,970
But what we do know is the gravity going into it is so dense and

570
00:36:39,470 --> 00:36:43,170
strong that it literally crushes everything. I mean, yeah.

571
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,290
I don't know, man. This whole thing with this weapon,

572
00:36:46,530 --> 00:36:50,250
it's like, you just gotta go with it. Yeah, go with it. Trust me,

573
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,330
a black hole gun is a fucking cool idea. The minutiae

574
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:58,690
around it is terrifying. This is why

575
00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:01,690
you just have to press the I believe button in a Kaiju movie and just

576
00:37:02,190 --> 00:37:04,980
not think too heavily about it. Because otherwise all the stuff that the humans are

577
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,540
doing are way more terrifying than what the Kaijus are doing. Right? Like, sure.

578
00:37:10,060 --> 00:37:12,300
Kind of on purpose to some degree. Yes.

579
00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:17,420
Yeah. But there's a weird distortion that briefly remains at

580
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:22,380
the location of impact with the building. And they're just like, oh, it's a wormhole.

581
00:37:22,620 --> 00:37:25,980
Yes, we know that. Einstein, Rosen, bridges are a thing that exists.

582
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:30,860
Isn't kind of that what they were trying to do is like make a wormhole

583
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:34,860
kind of to suck out Godzilla in. I don't know, Whatever. Yeah, we gotta stop

584
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,420
thinking about it. Yeah. The black hole's supposed to go to somewhere, but all they

585
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,780
care about is that Godzilla goes away from here, they don't care what happens to

586
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,260
him or what ends up happening at the other direction. Right? Like, they didn't test

587
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,740
this. As far as we know. They're just. They're trying this with a building now.

588
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,460
Like, maybe they should try and see where the building goes and what happens with

589
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,140
it and all that shit. I mean, again, we're thinking too much about it.

590
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,780
We're going to be here all fucking night. We should move on. Right? And you

591
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:01,230
know, hopefully that building doesn't get sucked to an alternate universe where it just lands

592
00:38:01,730 --> 00:38:05,430
on a school or.

593
00:38:05,930 --> 00:38:09,190
An alternate universe that is 100ft directly below where the building was before,

594
00:38:09,690 --> 00:38:11,990
so that it drops on an entire city and destroys a planet.

595
00:38:13,989 --> 00:38:16,550
That's not their problem. No, not at all. They don't care as long as they

596
00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:20,390
get rid of Godzilla with it. So, yeah, that kid gets

597
00:38:20,890 --> 00:38:24,520
busted in the woods and Kiriko decides to let him off easily. In this clip.

598
00:38:25,020 --> 00:38:27,880
Hey, tell me something. Can you keep a secret? Like what? Well, like not telling

599
00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:31,920
anyone about what you saw just now. Not to anyone. Not mom or dad.

600
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,240
Say, are you a G grasper? Yes, I am. But you're a

601
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:40,800
woman. So how come you're fighting Godzilla? Aren't you scared? What about

602
00:38:41,300 --> 00:38:44,240
our secret? Can you keep it? Good. So long,

603
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:48,760
Mr. Insect. Well, that night, that little misogynist piece of

604
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:52,520
shit sees the silhouette of something fly past his window. He heads out

605
00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:56,860
with a flash flashlight to investigate and sees another wormhole.

606
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:01,020
And he gets a weird. Like this weird insect flies into it and

607
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,780
he freaks out, starts heading back, only to find a. Some type of

608
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,580
smoldering, lumpy egg shaped object that clearly is

609
00:39:08,820 --> 00:39:12,500
some type of egg. And like any kid, he's like, well,

610
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,180
yeah, I'm going to take this home. So. And this is weird

611
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,350
too, because now the kid is relocated to. To Tokyo because his dad

612
00:39:20,850 --> 00:39:24,590
got a job transfer and not because the writers needed an excuse to get the

613
00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:28,430
kid and the egg there. But that is in

614
00:39:28,930 --> 00:39:31,630
no way, shape or form a plot device. That man worked his entire life to

615
00:39:32,130 --> 00:39:35,070
get this promotion to get to Tokyo from Osaka,

616
00:39:35,570 --> 00:39:39,110
therefore, that egg needs to go there. It's fine. Yeah.

617
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:42,830
So next time your boss asks you if like, your kid has a Uzi egg

618
00:39:43,330 --> 00:39:46,870
at home from possibly space, you know?

619
00:39:47,110 --> 00:39:50,970
Yeah. Don't answer. Yeah, inst. It could be.

620
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:53,370
It could be a hindrance to your promotion, right? They could be like, no,

621
00:39:53,870 --> 00:39:56,850
we shouldn't send you to Tokyo. Or in this case, if it's there, it's like,

622
00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:59,810
yeah, we should send you There instead of here, so that we're safe from this

623
00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:04,010
thing. Yeah, but that egg is now oozing goop, and the kid decides,

624
00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:07,410
well, it's best to throw it away. However, when he goes to do it,

625
00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:10,850
some lady gives him shit about taking the trash out at a specific time.

626
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:14,290
So he decides to just dump the egg in the sewer system.

627
00:40:14,610 --> 00:40:18,220
And as we know, for movies, this is the best way to handle

628
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,540
the situation, and there will absolutely be no repercussions whatsoever.

629
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,380
Yeah, I've seen a documentary called Alligator, right, that had a guy in it that

630
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,580
was trying to deal with some things like this that happened from an alligator

631
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:34,220
that was eating. That got flushed down the sewer, that was eating dogs that were

632
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,700
genetically modified or had some kind of weird hormone thing that made it go super

633
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,780
big. Nothing wrong. It'd be fine. Yeah, it's totally cool. Yeah, sewer systems.

634
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,820
Get rid of things, everything will be fine. That's right again. We don't want that

635
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,890
government overreach. Exactly. Well, anyways, at the Goo

636
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,240
Grasper, Jim, our fun slacker, smart dude.

637
00:40:52,740 --> 00:40:56,520
He expresses his view on physical fitness and delivers a special gift

638
00:40:57,020 --> 00:40:59,920
for Kiriko in this clip. Bodybuilding, huh? What a waste of time.

639
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:04,360
What's that? Why do you need to be fit when you're gonna make Godzilla disappear

640
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:08,040
up his own butthole? Huh? Here, I brought you this. It's a standard ammo round,

641
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:11,360
but it contains a special micro transmitter. If you happen to be in danger,

642
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,760
then you just fire it. As soon as the bullet's been fired, the transmitter activates.

643
00:41:16,260 --> 00:41:19,790
I can lock onto the signal and come quickly to your rescue. You. You better

644
00:41:20,290 --> 00:41:23,190
build up your body first. I don't hate that we're watching her work out while

645
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:26,430
he's talking. But, like, I also. Yeah, like you said during the clip, I see

646
00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:28,430
his point. Like, we're just going to die. What's it matter?

647
00:41:30,910 --> 00:41:34,150
Yeah, I mean, they're both kind of right in all the wrong

648
00:41:34,650 --> 00:41:38,470
ways. Kudo finds Kiko's dead commander's

649
00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:42,510
dog tags just lying about in this gym because she carries a. Carries them

650
00:41:43,010 --> 00:41:47,440
around with her all the time, apparently. And before he can trigger another traumatic flashback

651
00:41:47,940 --> 00:41:51,200
for a woman, a guy comes up and just. He just

652
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:55,680
spills the tea on her situation. So then Kiriko asked to test

653
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,680
the tracking bullet and just fires it into a weight. So I get. I mean,

654
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:03,400
I guess now Kudo has to make another one. That's pretty cool, I guess.

655
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:06,040
No, now he has to figure out a way to fire the weight into Godzilla

656
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:09,920
with the tracking bullet on it. Because they only had the one. We're gonna need

657
00:42:10,420 --> 00:42:13,600
a bigger gun. We're gonna need a gun that can fire a weight that has

658
00:42:14,100 --> 00:42:15,480
a tracking bullet stuck in it. Long story.

659
00:42:19,030 --> 00:42:23,070
Meanwhile, under the city. Right? Oh, man. That egg is just plopping

660
00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:26,750
off little eggs into the water. So that's good. Was it more like an egg

661
00:42:27,250 --> 00:42:30,430
sack or is it like. Do you think it's like dividing? Well, it kind of

662
00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:34,950
gets into it because like, these little eggs become all these like little

663
00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:37,550
tiny bugs that we're going to see here in a little bit. Okay. Yeah.

664
00:42:38,050 --> 00:42:41,310
Back at Good Grasper Lab, the weapon is being modified for use on

665
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:45,860
a satellite. And because I'm mad with power, it's our next clip. Installation installation

666
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,780
complete. Confirm safety zone. Checking. Activate number three circuit.

667
00:42:49,940 --> 00:42:53,140
Are you sure that's going to fit on a satellite? The problems of payload

668
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:57,420
and ballistics have been solved. Godzilla has nowhere to hide. We'll be able to attack

669
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,100
Godzilla from space at any point on the planet. It needed a genius to think

670
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:05,060
of it. Congratulations. The JSA has reserved a launch. Wow.

671
00:43:05,140 --> 00:43:08,740
Kid is shocked to find water coming up from the street and yeets off.

672
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:12,890
But there's some maintenance guys who go to check it

673
00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:16,770
out as a bug on a building looks on. But since

674
00:43:17,270 --> 00:43:18,770
these guys are fun, let's clip them.

675
00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:24,690
Hey, don't break out of now. Come on. I'll pay overnight.

676
00:43:25,190 --> 00:43:28,250
Now. Why is it always me? Look, there's another one

677
00:43:28,750 --> 00:43:31,970
of those leaks right under there. Really weird. Yeah. What's going on?

678
00:43:32,130 --> 00:43:35,250
Maybe we ought to call in an excavator and dig

679
00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:39,540
the whole street up. You think so? Don't you think so? If we leave

680
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,340
it, it'll get worse. And then what'll happen? But we get it in the neck

681
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,900
of it. But we get complaints from the residents. We can't dig it. We'll get

682
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,220
off with leash. Hey, cut that out, will you? You know I hate that.

683
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:54,580
Near some sewer maintenance, a couple gets picked off by a fairly large

684
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,580
bug creature. And this is pretty goopy. And it's

685
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,460
kind of brutal for a Godzilla movie. Yeah, I actually really like the Maguiris

686
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,010
monster. And the. I forget what the sub like little monsters are that

687
00:44:07,510 --> 00:44:11,010
spawn off of it. I forget what they're called. But I really dig the monster

688
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:14,050
action in this with all these little bugs killing people and stuff. It's really cool.

689
00:44:14,550 --> 00:44:17,810
Shit. It reminds me of Destroya and

690
00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:21,570
the little mini Destroyas. How they were sort of an alien reference.

691
00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:25,010
Only this is more like. These things just show up in total monster movie.

692
00:44:25,510 --> 00:44:29,170
Just slaughter people. Oh, yeah, and they kind of did a thing like this and.

693
00:44:29,490 --> 00:44:32,290
Oh, shit. What the hell is that? Found footage.

694
00:44:32,450 --> 00:44:36,500
Cloverfield. Yeah, a little bit where they had. Those smaller bugs

695
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,940
that came off and like, I don't know, you got bit by one and you

696
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,580
just fucking explode into a pile of blood. Yeah, they were a parasite that

697
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,260
were coming off of it. They called them seats. Something else also terrible.

698
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,780
They do remind me a little bit of that. Yeah, yeah. Well, shit, that goes

699
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,660
back to even Godzilla. 84. Yeah, the sea Lass.

700
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,260
You did. Yeah, yeah. You did that with us. And they had the whole,

701
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,220
like, ship in the beginning with all the corpses and shit on there. That was.

702
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:05,280
I wish there was more of that. That was pretty rad. All right,

703
00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:09,080
back to the notes. So the bug that kills a couple quickly molts and

704
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:13,160
becomes a flying insect that does a quick flyby just to

705
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:16,960
with that kid. And the

706
00:45:17,460 --> 00:45:20,840
next day Kiriko has a heart to heart talk with the kid like in

707
00:45:21,340 --> 00:45:24,520
a park on some stumps and. Well, I guess that's our next clip.

708
00:45:25,020 --> 00:45:28,480
Look, it really isn't your fault now. Don't worry. Yeah, but if I hadn't

709
00:45:28,980 --> 00:45:32,120
taken the egg with me. No, we're the ones to blame. It was because of

710
00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:35,740
the plasma experiment. An insect must have been in the way. I gu. And it

711
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:39,660
mutated. Remember you asked me back in the forest why a woman would

712
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,380
want to fight Godzilla? A friend once said,

713
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:47,380
when you're afraid of something, then you don't run,

714
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:51,300
you fight it. The person who said that,

715
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:56,860
he was my commanding officer. He was fighting Godzilla

716
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,420
too. I'm just carrying on where he left off.

717
00:46:03,310 --> 00:46:04,430
Am I making any sense?

718
00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:11,150
Look, this is a Meganulon.

719
00:46:13,710 --> 00:46:16,909
It grows into a Meganula. And last

720
00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:20,310
night I saw one flying over the city. Good thing that kid has a book

721
00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:24,790
of interdimensional insects. I realized while we were listening

722
00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:28,870
to that clip that this is the fly, the megaguirus, or Megyrus,

723
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,910
or however it's supposed to actually be pronounced. Because I think, as I mentioned earlier,

724
00:46:32,410 --> 00:46:34,850
Megagirus, that you. The way you pronounce it is probably the correct way of saying

725
00:46:35,350 --> 00:46:38,610
it. I said that you'll. They'll probably hear that in the outtakes, but I think

726
00:46:39,110 --> 00:46:42,650
that this is the fly, right? Because it's a man doing a transporter thing.

727
00:46:43,150 --> 00:46:46,770
And he's like trying to do transport, you know, like, you know, beam transportation

728
00:46:47,270 --> 00:46:51,050
or electronic transportation or teleportation or what have you. And a

729
00:46:51,550 --> 00:46:54,010
fly gets involved and then the teleporter doesn't know what to do with the guy.

730
00:46:54,510 --> 00:46:57,130
So he mixes him and the fly together, and there's a fly with human arm

731
00:46:57,630 --> 00:46:59,730
and a human head, and then there's the human with the fly arm and a

732
00:47:00,230 --> 00:47:03,450
fly head, right? Well, in this case, they shoot a black hole at a building

733
00:47:03,610 --> 00:47:07,550
and they have a bug fly in, and it basically creates an interdimensional

734
00:47:08,050 --> 00:47:11,030
bug. But it's essentially kind of the same thing where they're trying to open up

735
00:47:11,530 --> 00:47:13,470
a wormhole or they're trying to open up a portal, or they're trying to do

736
00:47:13,970 --> 00:47:17,910
some transportation of some sort by moving Godzilla from here to somewhere, the fuck else.

737
00:47:18,410 --> 00:47:20,470
But instead they fuck up and end up creating a fly.

738
00:47:22,790 --> 00:47:26,350
That explains why Mega Gear attacks are really kind of gruesome. And like,

739
00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:29,270
a lot of this stuff is really goopy and slimy and gross. They're doing a

740
00:47:29,770 --> 00:47:33,230
Cronenberg fly. Man, oh man. I didn't even think about that. No, it just came

741
00:47:33,730 --> 00:47:35,790
to me. Like, I just. I'm just thinking that that's kind of what, like,

742
00:47:36,290 --> 00:47:38,530
it seems like that' the creature of reference that it feels like. Because it is

743
00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:41,210
really goopy and gross, like the fly. Which is probably why I like this one

744
00:47:41,710 --> 00:47:43,730
as much as I do, because it makes no fucking sense. But, man, do I

745
00:47:44,230 --> 00:47:47,650
like it anyway. Hey, you just gotta go with

746
00:47:48,150 --> 00:47:51,850
these movies sometimes. But that's part of the fun of it, though. It's just not

747
00:47:52,350 --> 00:47:56,290
giving a shit. Just like the Graspers, because they've detected some wild

748
00:47:56,790 --> 00:47:59,970
heat and radiation sensor readings, and it's from Godzilla.

749
00:48:00,470 --> 00:48:03,830
But that damn insect is also spotted. So it's time

750
00:48:04,330 --> 00:48:08,150
to launch the Super Needle Fighter Griffin. And this thing's like,

751
00:48:08,650 --> 00:48:13,110
I don't know, it's your typical kind of sci fi, Kaiju Japanese

752
00:48:13,350 --> 00:48:16,830
amazing jet that can do whatever. It's another Super X. They do

753
00:48:17,330 --> 00:48:20,230
a ton of these, right? Like, yeah, it's Super X or Super.

754
00:48:20,790 --> 00:48:24,830
What was the Gruda or whatever. Whenever they did the Kira and Gruta,

755
00:48:25,330 --> 00:48:27,870
where they had the things locked together, it was like their version of a Super

756
00:48:28,370 --> 00:48:31,390
X that they did in the 80s version version as well. It's just like the

757
00:48:31,890 --> 00:48:35,750
maser, right? They have masers all along. They just start calling them masers later

758
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:38,470
on in the series at some point. And I don't even know when that happens.

759
00:48:39,590 --> 00:48:43,230
Yeah, I mean, I don't know. What is it? A maser is like a

760
00:48:43,730 --> 00:48:46,390
microwave laser. Yeah. That was the whole thing that they're trying to do that seems

761
00:48:46,890 --> 00:48:49,910
like an 80s fucking Godzilla thing is when that really debuted, I can't really remember.

762
00:48:50,410 --> 00:48:53,870
It all mixes together at this point. Yeah, I always like this little element of

763
00:48:54,370 --> 00:48:57,740
super science from the humans. Like, there's just enough. Oh, it's. It's mad science.

764
00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:01,420
It has to be mad science to battle a Kaiju. There's no. There's nothing else

765
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,100
that will do. That's why they're firing a black hole, because it has to be

766
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:08,140
mad science. But anyways, yeah, so they. They use this big

767
00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:11,660
fancy jet to drop a rubber raft.

768
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:15,900
Seems useful, but okay. I mean,

769
00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:19,900
I guess, like, maybe they needed that to do that. I don't know.

770
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:24,460
Kiriko and another guy descend from a rope down to the raft to

771
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:29,210
find a large mutilated bug just floating around, and they drop

772
00:49:29,710 --> 00:49:33,090
a mic down into the water to. I think they're

773
00:49:33,590 --> 00:49:36,530
getting Godzilla on their podcast. They're trying to get that.

774
00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:39,810
That rare interview that I'm still seeking as well. Yeah, that makes sense.

775
00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:44,210
Yeah, we're all trying to just. Man, when's Godzilla going to come on the podcast

776
00:49:44,710 --> 00:49:48,410
as a guest? He's very busy, you know, very big

777
00:49:48,910 --> 00:49:52,370
in Japan. Very big in Japan. But I don't know. It's just.

778
00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:56,230
It's just to confirm that Godzilla's underwater, which she

779
00:49:56,730 --> 00:50:00,510
is. And he emerges and capsizes the raft, and Kiriko

780
00:50:01,010 --> 00:50:03,910
proves she's a badass and swims over to Godzilla,

781
00:50:04,410 --> 00:50:08,310
climbs onto him, and fires a tracking bullet into Godzilla.

782
00:50:08,469 --> 00:50:12,710
Then it's called an sgs. It's Search Godzilla

783
00:50:13,210 --> 00:50:16,070
System Sub is launched,

784
00:50:16,470 --> 00:50:19,830
and it's launched to round out the second 20.

785
00:50:21,190 --> 00:50:24,460
All right, so we're in the second 20 break right now, huh? Yes.

786
00:50:24,530 --> 00:50:27,690
So we're hitting the third. All right. I'm not sure what I

787
00:50:28,190 --> 00:50:30,530
really want to add about all of this, because I think we're just kind of

788
00:50:31,030 --> 00:50:34,130
in the phases where we're just in the. Everything starting to happen as things kind

789
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:37,810
of move into place. Not really deep stuff to talk about or anything like that,

790
00:50:38,050 --> 00:50:41,650
other than the sgs. I mean, it sounds

791
00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:45,330
like a corporation that's responsible for, like, food service industry or something.

792
00:50:45,970 --> 00:50:49,250
Sgs. Anyway, we can move on.

793
00:50:49,330 --> 00:50:52,930
Yeah, well, don't get too used to it, because I don't even

794
00:50:53,430 --> 00:50:56,790
know why it's even in there, to be honest. Yeah, it's very brief,

795
00:50:57,290 --> 00:51:00,750
but we get. Our third 20 happening now. All right, let's go. The weapon,

796
00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:04,990
dubbed the Dimension Tide, is complete, and it

797
00:51:05,490 --> 00:51:08,550
gets launched into space, because that was their whole plan was to. From earlier,

798
00:51:09,050 --> 00:51:12,030
if you don't recall, is to just have it on a satellite so that way

799
00:51:12,530 --> 00:51:15,390
they can just shoot it from anywhere. Also just. Yeah, great idea.

800
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:20,110
That's funny, but we. We get an analysis

801
00:51:20,270 --> 00:51:23,930
of the samples taken from from the bug in the water and oh

802
00:51:24,430 --> 00:51:28,090
man, there's some big news. That will be our next clip. That giant dragonfly

803
00:51:28,590 --> 00:51:31,650
you discovered, I can now confirm is a Meganula.

804
00:51:31,890 --> 00:51:35,450
The Meganula dragonfly existed here on Earth

805
00:51:35,950 --> 00:51:39,810
about 350 million years ago in the early Carboniferous

806
00:51:40,310 --> 00:51:43,890
period. I thought it extinct. The larval stage is called a

807
00:51:44,390 --> 00:51:47,540
Meganulon. It develops in the water and then split,

808
00:51:47,610 --> 00:51:50,490
sprouts wings to become a Meganula. Huh?

809
00:51:50,570 --> 00:51:54,330
What's the matter? The Meganula usually lives in

810
00:51:54,830 --> 00:51:58,090
big swarms. What's more, it's aggressive.

811
00:51:58,330 --> 00:52:02,050
Extremely. Haven't you been watching the news, Barton? We're right

812
00:52:02,550 --> 00:52:05,530
above the Shibuya district of Tokyo at the moment. And as you can see,

813
00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:09,650
the whole area is underwater. The flooding seems to have been the result of a

814
00:52:10,150 --> 00:52:13,580
violent rise of the water table, although experts still have no idea if the exact

815
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,260
cause. Rescue units are being rushed to Tokyo from all over Japan.

816
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,980
But the whole area is in total. Chaos with people trying to flee the city

817
00:52:21,060 --> 00:52:24,700
causing huge traffic snarl ups everywhere. There have been no reports of

818
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,060
injuries. We must check this out first. Eight points are being set up at strategic

819
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,860
locations. Could this be any help? Any influx of casualties, health officials?

820
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,740
It's a miniature SGS vaccination campaign in. The days to come to prevent any

821
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,520
spread of disease. Not just a mini sgs, but it also has an

822
00:52:40,020 --> 00:52:43,440
infrared camera too. Oh man. So the city floods for no reason other

823
00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:47,120
than it just floods. My thought is the megaguirus are, you know,

824
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:51,520
in the ocean or whatever and they're breeding so much that the ocean

825
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,280
levels are rising, right? Yeah. Or they want it.

826
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,760
Or they need that environment to thrive and they want to do it

827
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:03,120
in the city. Yeah. So somehow like they cause it also,

828
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,600
black holes are being fired off. So like a black hole could have opened up

829
00:53:07,100 --> 00:53:10,090
under the ocean somewhere and then just poured in ocean from somewhere else in another

830
00:53:10,590 --> 00:53:13,170
dimension on the other side. You know, like a wormhole could have been created and

831
00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:16,410
just started pouring ocean in and flooded the city. It doesn't fucking matter. I mean,

832
00:53:16,910 --> 00:53:19,290
black hole guns exist in this. Just accept it and move on. Yeah, we got

833
00:53:19,790 --> 00:53:22,490
a guy in Osaka, his testicles are hanging out of his throat.

834
00:53:24,730 --> 00:53:28,610
Weird black hole happening. Kane,

835
00:53:29,110 --> 00:53:32,410
he's a Balcinian. Oh yeah. But anyways.

836
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:36,390
Yeah. So rescue operations are taking place in the flooded city

837
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:41,110
and the graspers are now using the new and improved

838
00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:45,390
mini SGS drone sub to search underwater. I think that's

839
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:48,990
the only reason we got introduced to the other One is, because now, you know,

840
00:53:49,490 --> 00:53:52,150
Kudo is so smart. He just made a small one,

841
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:57,470
and it's a drone. Yeah, I'm so smart. Look what I did. Well,

842
00:53:57,970 --> 00:54:01,510
he works in microscience and miniaturization, so it makes sense. I mean,

843
00:54:02,010 --> 00:54:05,110
they made a whole big thing about it, you know? Hey.

844
00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:08,130
All right. Okay, I forgot the beginning of the movie. Also.

845
00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:11,450
Also Kaiju film. If things show up on film, it exists, like,

846
00:54:11,950 --> 00:54:15,650
except, you know, all you gotta do. Yeah. Okay.

847
00:54:15,970 --> 00:54:19,090
So, yeah, they found Godzilla and they're tracking him north.

848
00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:22,730
They don't know if the dimension tide, or which they also

849
00:54:23,230 --> 00:54:26,130
call it dt, So I might just call it that from now on. They don't

850
00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:30,050
know if it'll work through water, so they need to wait until he's on land

851
00:54:30,550 --> 00:54:33,980
to use it. And it's believed he will make landfill fall on a

852
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,740
deserted island that's ideal to blast with a mini black hole. But officials

853
00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:42,660
are concerned that it could have unforeseen disastrous results.

854
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,700
Like your testicles coming out of your throat. Kaney's a Balcinian,

855
00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:50,820
so Kudo has developed an AI Assistant for the weapon because

856
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,500
he's just so good at everything and inventing

857
00:54:54,580 --> 00:54:58,260
whatever. Need. Whatever the movie needs, he can do it. And this

858
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,970
just so happens to be a cartoonish sexy nerd on top of

859
00:55:02,470 --> 00:55:06,170
it because he's also a pervert. Yep. I mean, he is kind of like

860
00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:10,210
a single slacker dude. So he would. Sexy nurse. Oh,

861
00:55:10,710 --> 00:55:13,770
that dude's got a full body pillow he calls Kumiko or some shit like that.

862
00:55:14,270 --> 00:55:17,730
He's got one of those, like, printed pillows. Like, he's into all the shit,

863
00:55:18,230 --> 00:55:21,650
man. Yeah, he's got. Oh, yeah, he's got it all, man. He's got those,

864
00:55:22,150 --> 00:55:25,850
like, little weird maquettes that are, like, anatomically correct versions of, like,

865
00:55:26,350 --> 00:55:29,630
famous anime characters that you can undress that, like, have special outfits. Outfits that

866
00:55:30,130 --> 00:55:33,350
you put on super obsessive otaku Barbie doll shit. This is what this guy's

867
00:55:33,850 --> 00:55:36,110
into. Like, he's. He's into all of it. He's got it all right there.

868
00:55:36,610 --> 00:55:39,430
Yeah. You just wish you could be at his apartment when his mom shows up

869
00:55:39,930 --> 00:55:43,070
and starts cleaning up, and she goes for that sock, and you're like, ma' am,

870
00:55:43,230 --> 00:55:47,350
stop. I would like to preemptively warn

871
00:55:47,850 --> 00:55:50,470
you, even though, that you raised this gentleman and you're pretty sure that you shouldn't

872
00:55:50,970 --> 00:55:53,870
touch his socks directly and they should go right into the washer garbage.

873
00:55:55,150 --> 00:55:57,450
That's not milk in that ch jug under his bed.

874
00:55:59,610 --> 00:56:02,970
Wow. We really really, really are going after this guy. I don't think he deserves

875
00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:03,530
all of this.

876
00:56:07,850 --> 00:56:08,730
I don't know, man.

877
00:56:11,130 --> 00:56:13,930
You're probably right. Yeah, let's just get back to the notes. What the hell?

878
00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:17,930
Yeah, but there's just more concern as word gets out to the

879
00:56:18,430 --> 00:56:21,930
team that officials were told the weapon was ready for

880
00:56:22,430 --> 00:56:25,810
use despite a lack of testing, even though they tested it earlier. But, I mean,

881
00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:29,920
I guess they didn't test it from SP space. Right. And jets patrol the

882
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:33,880
island and they drop charges down to attack Godzilla underwater.

883
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:37,720
And obviously he gets pissed, takes out a jet,

884
00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:41,360
and with the help from the Griffin, they lure him

885
00:56:41,860 --> 00:56:45,560
into. Onto the island. And back in the. Back in the city goes

886
00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:49,120
down when a ton of bugs are covering the side of a building and some

887
00:56:49,620 --> 00:56:53,160
soldiers just taking a boat through the city. They take a couple out as

888
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,520
these bugs are like, molting into their. Like becoming their, like their flying forms

889
00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:01,240
and take off. So all those go to the island

890
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:05,200
and block the targeting system of the DT so they can't

891
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:09,560
target Godzilla now. And Godzilla starts blasting him with some of his atomic

892
00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:13,520
breath. But there's a lot of them. And they swarm them because apparently he's an

893
00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:17,560
energy source for them to feed on. And he just starts tail swatting them and

894
00:57:18,060 --> 00:57:21,010
more atomic breath. And he takes all the majority of them. That's a really cool

895
00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:24,370
little battle where he gets swarmed by these things. They built all of them.

896
00:57:24,870 --> 00:57:28,170
It looks really, really excellent. And I love watching him fight

897
00:57:28,670 --> 00:57:31,770
all of these tiny little dragonflies and the strategy that he uses.

898
00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:34,650
And he almost does, like the horsetail whip with them when he's, like, taking them

899
00:57:35,150 --> 00:57:37,970
out in certain areas too. It's really well done. I'm actually really,

900
00:57:38,370 --> 00:57:41,650
really a big fan of this movie because of these

901
00:57:42,150 --> 00:57:44,770
sequences where they fight. Like, this stuff is really well done. This is some of

902
00:57:45,270 --> 00:57:48,300
the best suit stuff and best miniature work that they do to

903
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,540
date, I think. I mean, like, it really is a kind of a high watermark.

904
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,380
The Godzilla 2000 had some really great stuff, but a lot of really ropey cg.

905
00:57:55,700 --> 00:57:58,820
I think they kind of corrected that. And they may have gone overboard and they're

906
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,300
like, all right, fine, we're just going to build a giant fucking cityscape for them

907
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,180
to fight in. Yeah. And this one, like, I like the bugs that they just

908
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:09,700
have hanging out on Godzilla look really good. Like the actual real ones.

909
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:12,710
Some of the CG1 work in this movie is just ass.

910
00:58:12,870 --> 00:58:16,230
Yeah. And it's. And it's like. It's like they kind of

911
00:58:16,730 --> 00:58:20,510
aren't even trying with it, which is disappointing. Yeah. I still like the sequence

912
00:58:21,010 --> 00:58:24,110
and it still works for me overall. But I agree with you. The CG does

913
00:58:24,610 --> 00:58:26,190
kind of drag it down and it makes it harder to push the I believe

914
00:58:26,690 --> 00:58:28,630
button for it. But it's a great fight. Yeah, it's a cool little.

915
00:58:30,070 --> 00:58:33,110
Anytime anything gets swarmed by bugs, it kind of just.

916
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:36,830
It's just creepy, crawlying weird. And the fact that they're like.

917
00:58:37,330 --> 00:58:40,750
It's a giant monster being swarmed by giant bugs, it becomes like a weirder

918
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:44,690
version of that where like you get that icky, icky swarmed feeling. But at

919
00:58:45,190 --> 00:58:48,090
the same time, they're giant monsters. So it's absolutely terrifying because one of those things

920
00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:51,530
is probably bigger than me. Oh yeah, you're feeling itchy after this. Yeah, it's just.

921
00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:54,610
I don't know. I think that's the reason why this film works for me so

922
00:58:55,110 --> 00:58:58,450
well. It's definitely not the story. It's definitely all of the monster stuff.

923
00:58:58,950 --> 00:59:01,690
And then the little swarmy monsters really work for me too. Yeah. So now that

924
00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:06,170
Godzilla's taken out the majority of those insects, the DT can

925
00:59:06,670 --> 00:59:10,090
now be fired. And they do it. But womp, womp, famous Godzilla.

926
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:13,470
And it's another hour for the weapon to cool down before they can use it

927
00:59:13,970 --> 00:59:17,070
again. All they can do is watch Godzilla walk away

928
00:59:17,230 --> 00:59:21,150
into the end of our third 20. Oh, man, that was.

929
00:59:21,390 --> 00:59:23,630
That was a bit. That was just. I don't know, it was a bit much

930
00:59:24,350 --> 00:59:27,550
that they. They have to have a thing where it can only fire

931
00:59:27,870 --> 00:59:31,070
once and then it has to cool down and then they reset it. It really

932
00:59:31,570 --> 00:59:35,510
reminds me of the laser from Real Genius. You remember, like the single shot

933
00:59:36,010 --> 00:59:39,430
laser that was like so powerful it would burn someone from space. Like this.

934
00:59:39,930 --> 00:59:43,510
This whole like black hole gun that shoots from space now really reminds

935
00:59:44,010 --> 00:59:47,250
me of that or that specific laser. And I can't help but draw that

936
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:51,130
parallel in my mind every time that I watch this film. That's all I needed

937
00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,450
to really point out. Unless there's something else you want to kind of discuss.

938
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:57,050
We're going through it as we go through it. So I have not thought of

939
00:59:57,550 --> 01:00:01,049
Real genius in probably 20 years at least.

940
01:00:01,770 --> 01:00:04,490
And now I'm like, I need to watch Real Genius again.

941
01:00:05,930 --> 01:00:08,250
I still quote that film almost daily,

942
01:00:09,050 --> 01:00:12,890
not quite daily, but I pretty frequently will say one line

943
01:00:13,050 --> 01:00:16,540
or make some kind of reference to real genius or something like that.

944
01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,860
The one that I always love is terrible. His looks like mine and mine looks

945
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,140
like his or his looks. His looks like me and Mine looks like his

946
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:27,860
because she handed him the wrong. Yeah. Anyway, back to the notes. Well,

947
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,820
as we enter our fourth 20 minute segment, something weird is amiss.

948
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,900
According to the G grasper's head or the head guy's

949
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,980
phone call. And it's. I'm gonna stop mumbling and

950
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,740
put it in this clip. Yes, sir. I expect Godzilla to head towards the Tokyo.

951
01:00:43,900 --> 01:00:47,340
Its target will be the National Chemistry Institute in Shibuya.

952
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,260
Are you quite sure, sir? I thought the project had been shut down. Yes,

953
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:53,980
sir. In fact, I personally signed the orders for the closure. No,

954
01:00:54,300 --> 01:00:57,580
in fact, measures are being taken for your protection, sir. Yes,

955
01:00:57,660 --> 01:01:01,420
you can count on me, I promise you. Yeah, so whatever that clip means,

956
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:04,540
I'm sure we'll find out soon enough because it sounds like they're up to some

957
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,260
shady shit. A swarm of those flying bugs

958
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,470
goes back to the flooded city and dives under the water where that

959
01:01:12,970 --> 01:01:16,390
egg from earlier has grown quite large. And it gets a little like,

960
01:01:16,890 --> 01:01:20,390
it's kind of lumpy too now. And they start pumping energy that they

961
01:01:20,890 --> 01:01:24,550
were pulling from Godzilla. And it just kind of sits down there and undulates.

962
01:01:24,950 --> 01:01:28,430
And once they are done, it appears they die off because they

963
01:01:28,930 --> 01:01:32,310
just kind of float to the surface. Yeah, these things are almost like

964
01:01:32,470 --> 01:01:36,390
the. Like they have to feed this thing. Like they're going out and harvesting

965
01:01:36,890 --> 01:01:39,990
energy right from Godzilla and. And then they're feeding this strange, like,

966
01:01:40,490 --> 01:01:44,070
egg sac thing that is either something in a larval

967
01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:47,310
state that is putting these things out to help feed it and help it grow,

968
01:01:47,470 --> 01:01:50,190
or it is just this hive.

969
01:01:50,270 --> 01:01:53,670
And that's what they do. They're like almost wasps where they, you know,

970
01:01:54,170 --> 01:01:57,150
or bees where they just die and then, you know, they're dead.

971
01:01:57,950 --> 01:02:01,070
They have one purpose. They're created for one thing and one thing only. And that's

972
01:02:01,570 --> 01:02:04,750
it. Yeah, I think it's a nice touch, honestly. Like, it's kind of cool.

973
01:02:05,250 --> 01:02:08,110
Yeah, I do. I it. Love. Yeah. Like I said, I'm a fan of this

974
01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:11,790
film. I've got nothing negative to say about anything other than the cg, which I've

975
01:02:12,290 --> 01:02:15,110
already gone over in previous episodes of how much I dislike and how disappointing it

976
01:02:15,610 --> 01:02:18,310
is in the Millennium Series, the CG usage. But you just have to kind of

977
01:02:18,810 --> 01:02:21,150
like, either put up with it and enjoy what you can with the suit stuff,

978
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:25,230
or hope that you can't realize how bad it actually looks in high

979
01:02:25,730 --> 01:02:28,510
definition when you're watching it in 4K, because it does. It doesn't look good.

980
01:02:29,470 --> 01:02:33,080
Yeah. And just like, you're just getting mad at that.

981
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:36,840
Tensions are Rising at Good Grasper hq. But it's. It's another

982
01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:40,360
clip. What are you talking about? It wasn't my fault. It was.

983
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:44,040
You're responsible. I told you the equipment wasn't ready, but you wouldn't listen.

984
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,880
What are you doing?

985
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:55,560
All of us want to defeat Godzilla, so let's not fight.

986
01:02:55,800 --> 01:02:59,250
The equipment needed fine tuning and that's now done. It'll work next time

987
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:03,770
round. Forgive me. I want the sgs to start a search.

988
01:03:04,090 --> 01:03:07,370
I want every inch covered on a straight line from Kigajima island

989
01:03:07,870 --> 01:03:11,170
to Tokyo City. Do you think that Godzilla's heading for Tokyo?

990
01:03:11,670 --> 01:03:15,210
Well, it's quite possible. And if Godzilla is headed that way, we have

991
01:03:15,710 --> 01:03:19,330
to be prepared for the worst. Kudo is perplexed by the malfunction of his

992
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:22,890
little drone sub because he's the best at doing machines.

993
01:03:23,050 --> 01:03:26,570
But when a soldier states their radio have also been

994
01:03:27,070 --> 01:03:30,850
going out, Kudo suspects magnetic interference below the water is to blame.

995
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:35,290
And right on cue, the egg hatches and a giant mean, spiky insect

996
01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:39,210
emerges and rises above the water right in front of him. It takes a quick

997
01:03:39,710 --> 01:03:43,530
loop just to show off, and then flaps its wings, causing a high pitched

998
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:47,730
sonic attack that destroys buildings surrounding Kudo. There's a few shots

999
01:03:47,890 --> 01:03:51,530
of CG flying that don't look great with

1000
01:03:52,030 --> 01:03:55,990
the Megaguirus when we finally see it, that that's emerging here. But overall,

1001
01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:59,870
so many shots of it moving around, flapping its wings and stuff, it's like a

1002
01:04:00,370 --> 01:04:03,350
really ugly, fucked up fly version of Mothra that I think is really cool.

1003
01:04:03,850 --> 01:04:06,990
Yeah. Did you guys get to Battra yet? Yes,

1004
01:04:07,490 --> 01:04:10,430
we've covered that. Okay. I can't remember. It's all just a blur. Yeah. So did

1005
01:04:10,930 --> 01:04:13,230
it remind you of Battra a little bit too? Is that why you're kind of.

1006
01:04:13,730 --> 01:04:16,470
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of cool when it like emerges too and

1007
01:04:16,970 --> 01:04:20,630
like how the wings kind of form and everything. Yeah, they kind of. It reminds

1008
01:04:21,130 --> 01:04:24,500
me a little bit of like in rebirth of Mothra 3 when you.

1009
01:04:24,570 --> 01:04:28,010
When she emerges from her cocoon, there's like a clear wings

1010
01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:32,050
and clear Mothra and then the color comes in as she sort of grows and

1011
01:04:32,550 --> 01:04:35,850
transforms. And the CG was just to augment that while it's

1012
01:04:36,350 --> 01:04:39,730
happening and they're flapping around. They use CG to drain out the color and then

1013
01:04:40,230 --> 01:04:42,170
they put it back in. And I think that actually looked really cool the way

1014
01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:45,490
that they did it. And they do some similar things with the transformation here where

1015
01:04:45,990 --> 01:04:49,010
they have the puppets, they have the suit or whatever. It's supposed to be.

1016
01:04:49,510 --> 01:04:51,770
And then they augment it a little bit with cg. And in some spots it

1017
01:04:52,270 --> 01:04:55,630
looks a little romantic because it's 22,000, you know, CGI. It's just not going

1018
01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:58,550
to look that great. But the amount of suit stuff that they use to be

1019
01:04:59,050 --> 01:05:03,030
able to make that happen is still very impressive. Yeah. It's surprisingly

1020
01:05:03,530 --> 01:05:06,830
decent for the time. And considering it's also like not American

1021
01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:10,750
quality, but it gets the job done. Yeah. The latex,

1022
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:14,310
the special effects, everything that they. Whatever they have, they don't have the money.

1023
01:05:14,810 --> 01:05:18,390
They don't do the big Hollywood budget stuff there. But what they have

1024
01:05:18,890 --> 01:05:21,440
is this can do. Let's put on a show attitude with everything that they do

1025
01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:24,950
that really makes up for that in Japanese films. It really does. Yeah. But let's

1026
01:05:25,450 --> 01:05:28,710
get back to the movie. I'm reeling it in. Kudo. He wakes up with a

1027
01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:32,630
bandaged head and gets some explanation of what he encountered

1028
01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:36,230
in our next clip. Better not move around. You have a fractured arm there.

1029
01:05:36,550 --> 01:05:39,950
You're lucky it wasn't worse. That would suit you

1030
01:05:40,450 --> 01:05:44,030
fine, huh? That thing was absolutely huge. It was the king

1031
01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:47,590
of the Meganula. Yes. It's called Megagoras.

1032
01:05:48,060 --> 01:05:51,300
Megaguras. Yes. A specimen that is chosen

1033
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,220
among the Meganula. Like a queen bee.

1034
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:59,940
Some years ago, I believe a fossil was found somewhere

1035
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:03,980
in eastern China. Megagoras is a formidable fighter,

1036
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:09,580
attacking enemies whatever size to expand its territory.

1037
01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:13,500
The species remained almost invincible for

1038
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,070
several million million years. Major,

1039
01:06:17,570 --> 01:06:21,630
the SGS has spotted Godzilla. You better remain here. The city begins evacuation.

1040
01:06:21,710 --> 01:06:25,670
And we get some callbacks to the maintenance guys and the shit kid with

1041
01:06:26,170 --> 01:06:29,230
his mom as they flee. And they're out of the movie.

1042
01:06:29,390 --> 01:06:33,350
Goodbye. Yeah, I'm always happy whenever

1043
01:06:33,850 --> 01:06:36,950
annoying people are gone. Yep. And Kiriko questions why Godzilla would

1044
01:06:37,450 --> 01:06:40,910
be headed to Tokyo since there is no energy production in the city for

1045
01:06:40,980 --> 01:06:44,620
him to feed off of. And the head of Kagrasper just smokes

1046
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:48,020
suspiciously. And science woman gives him a look.

1047
01:06:50,100 --> 01:06:53,420
Withering looks. Griffin gets launched. As Godzilla

1048
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:57,860
approaches. They fire photon guns at him and it just pisses him off for

1049
01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:02,300
some more luring. They're just trying to get him to go somewhere. And Megaguirus

1050
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,900
shows up and starts some with Godzilla and knocks him on his ass.

1051
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:10,630
He takes his person only and fires off some atomic breath. But Mrs. Megaguirus does

1052
01:07:11,130 --> 01:07:14,710
its swing thing and it causes power disruption in the area so they can't fire

1053
01:07:15,210 --> 01:07:18,070
off the DT proper. And the DT is now down.

1054
01:07:18,230 --> 01:07:21,430
And the Griffin's control systems fail as well.

1055
01:07:21,510 --> 01:07:24,950
And they didn't back up the file. So the

1056
01:07:25,450 --> 01:07:28,310
dt, you know, it's not looking good.

1057
01:07:29,830 --> 01:07:33,270
Yeah, I just like that other, like, oh, no, there's not a backup

1058
01:07:33,770 --> 01:07:37,050
file. And I was like, that slacker dude. Right?

1059
01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:40,130
We've all been there. This is why I always back up everything. You have to

1060
01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:44,490
have redundancy. You just have to. You just need some really awful bad things to

1061
01:07:44,990 --> 01:07:47,890
happen. And then you go like, shit, I'm just backing everything up now.

1062
01:07:48,370 --> 01:07:51,330
Yeah. All it takes is for you to lose all of your illegal library just

1063
01:07:51,830 --> 01:07:55,410
once. Just once. And then, boom, you're backing everything up. Damn. You hate

1064
01:07:55,910 --> 01:07:59,170
to see it. Yeah. But the Kaiju battle and this

1065
01:07:59,670 --> 01:08:02,730
is pretty awesome. Like, Godzilla, Godzilla. Oh,

1066
01:08:03,230 --> 01:08:07,020
my God. I'm channeling the people in this movie. Godzilla, Godzilla. It drives me

1067
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,860
crazy. Anyways, he gets a stinger in the dick. Yeah. I mean,

1068
01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,700
it looks like it's kind of the dick. And it's fucking funny because the struggle

1069
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,660
looks very sexual. And then he, like, can't fire off

1070
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,220
his atomic breath because apparently he just can't perform.

1071
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:25,380
Now, I think something happened with the stinger that, like, had,

1072
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:28,660
like, a paralyzer or venom or something that made it to where he can't fire

1073
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:32,629
off the atomic breath. It's clearly a work. They have to do something here because,

1074
01:08:33,129 --> 01:08:36,309
I mean, Megaguirus is pretty horrifying. There's some really raunchy,

1075
01:08:36,809 --> 01:08:41,349
awful things about him, like stabbing people in the dick with your venomous

1076
01:08:41,749 --> 01:08:45,269
tail thing or whatever. But, like, really, it's not that

1077
01:08:45,769 --> 01:08:49,229
much more powerful than, like, a moderately powerful Mothra. It's just

1078
01:08:49,729 --> 01:08:53,149
that it's just emerged and it's a flying thing. And because Godzilla's

1079
01:08:53,649 --> 01:08:56,709
ground, you know, force only, you know, and atomic breath, if he can't

1080
01:08:57,209 --> 01:08:58,829
hit it in the air with his atomic breath, he's got to wait for it

1081
01:08:59,329 --> 01:09:00,629
to come close enough for him to be able to get a hold of it.

1082
01:09:01,129 --> 01:09:04,810
Right. Like, that's the only real threat, let's face it, that Mickey Garrus has against

1083
01:09:05,310 --> 01:09:08,970
him. Really? Oh, for sure. And they've also, like, spent so much movie at

1084
01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:12,930
this point just kind of screwing around with other stuff that you don't really get

1085
01:09:13,430 --> 01:09:17,130
to have a Mega Gear that goes around and does things. Yeah.

1086
01:09:17,630 --> 01:09:20,570
That's one of the only complaints I would probably have is we don't get enough

1087
01:09:21,070 --> 01:09:23,810
time with this. But once the monster fight gets going, which I'm really itching to

1088
01:09:24,310 --> 01:09:27,970
talk about, man, it's really fucking good, though. Yeah. And part of me just wants

1089
01:09:28,470 --> 01:09:30,680
to, like, every time I talk about. About this stuff, I want to. I want

1090
01:09:31,180 --> 01:09:35,320
to talk about it. Like, we're like the old school wrestler announcers.

1091
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:38,880
Yeah, well, I actually do my notes that way and I. I do try

1092
01:09:39,380 --> 01:09:42,520
to bring some of that energy in, but at the same time, if I

1093
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:46,000
start unleashing that, it's just going to be a bunch of shouting into the microphone

1094
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:49,960
and it wouldn't be much of a podcast. True story. Matt and I tried

1095
01:09:50,460 --> 01:09:54,480
to do a. A sketch a long, long time ago whenever we covered

1096
01:09:54,730 --> 01:09:57,970
the Philo Beto movies. Every which way but loose in any

1097
01:09:58,470 --> 01:10:01,410
which way you can. And we tried. Yeah, we tried to do like this commentary

1098
01:10:01,910 --> 01:10:04,890
thing, and it was literally just us shouting each other and like shouting into the

1099
01:10:05,390 --> 01:10:08,850
microphone, and it just did not work. So. And I, like, I thought of

1100
01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:12,330
doing something like that with Godzilla, but Bo and I already did that on his

1101
01:10:12,830 --> 01:10:14,850
show with the G spot where we had a little bit of like, you know,

1102
01:10:15,350 --> 01:10:17,970
sports after commentary and kind of stuff. So it's just one of those things that

1103
01:10:18,470 --> 01:10:21,770
I've always kind of avoided doing with Godzilla movies just for those reasons. There we

1104
01:10:22,270 --> 01:10:25,810
go. That's. Yeah, that's fair. But back to the

1105
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:30,590
battle. Godzilla gets flown into a building and there's like a weird pointy

1106
01:10:31,090 --> 01:10:34,470
part of this building that gets dropped on his head and Godzilla gets up,

1107
01:10:34,550 --> 01:10:37,510
shakes it off, and now it's on Megaguirus.

1108
01:10:37,590 --> 01:10:41,750
Can't sneak up on Godzilla from behind and gets tail grappled

1109
01:10:42,250 --> 01:10:45,830
and tossed into a building. And with that, we wrap up the fourth 20.

1110
01:10:46,330 --> 01:10:48,470
The model work on the building. I was holding on to this because I knew

1111
01:10:48,970 --> 01:10:51,070
we had to be close. The model work on the building when he gets thrown

1112
01:10:51,570 --> 01:10:53,670
into that and when it falls on him and all that shit hits him,

1113
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:57,350
it's really fucking good. This is some of the best skyscraper model work

1114
01:10:57,850 --> 01:11:01,110
that they have in these fights. Like, there's. There's like modern style,

1115
01:11:01,190 --> 01:11:04,950
like all glass, very little metal to it,

1116
01:11:05,030 --> 01:11:08,990
and they make sure that things shatter. And it just. It looks gorgeous.

1117
01:11:09,490 --> 01:11:13,350
Everything just looks so fucking good in this, like, this fight. This cityscape.

1118
01:11:13,430 --> 01:11:17,190
All of this is why I really love this movie. Because I admit everything else

1119
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:20,470
about it is a complete mess and awful, but this is what I'm here for

1120
01:11:20,970 --> 01:11:24,300
all day is this fucking fight. Specifically, specifically, the building model

1121
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,700
work in this is so good, where they're knocking over cranes and everything. I know

1122
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,500
we're not there yet, but it's really fucking good. Yeah. And when

1123
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,140
megaguirus is just. The actual prop itself

1124
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:38,780
looks fantastic. I like the look of it. Yeah. When it's actually flying

1125
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:42,620
around and they're actually animating it and like, you know, with the wires

1126
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:46,260
and things like that. Like they do with Mothra traditionally. Looks fabulous.

1127
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:49,860
Very creepy. Very gross. Very. Just not fucking right.

1128
01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:53,500
You know. It looks like a mutated Battra fly version of

1129
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,640
Mothra like we talked about. Talked about before. And it's, you know, very,

1130
01:11:56,800 --> 01:12:00,600
very. Just still goopy and slimy and gloppy like

1131
01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:03,480
the fly. Like that's the one thing that I could never really wrap my head

1132
01:12:03,980 --> 01:12:05,960
around about what it was about him. And it's. They just cover him in ultra

1133
01:12:06,460 --> 01:12:09,880
slime. He's always goopy and slimy and gross looking on top of

1134
01:12:10,380 --> 01:12:12,600
everything else. You know. Like the only thing that they could do to make him

1135
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:16,200
even more gross is like he just starts vomiting up all this awful green goop

1136
01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,120
everywhere that like starts dissolving things. You know what I mean? Like that's. That'd be

1137
01:12:19,620 --> 01:12:22,120
a fun attack. Yeah. That would be an attack that this thing you would kind

1138
01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:25,280
of expect. But it's a dragonfly. So we'll just let it poke them in the

1139
01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:28,840
crotch, I guess. I don't know. We can. Let's do

1140
01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:31,640
the next. Let's do the. This a final run now, right? Or. Yeah. Yeah.

1141
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:34,440
We're in the. The final chunk of the movie. All right. Let's close her out.

1142
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:38,440
So a bandaged Kudo can't be kept down because the movie needs

1143
01:12:38,940 --> 01:12:42,480
him to save everyone. As in these clips. What are

1144
01:12:42,980 --> 01:12:45,880
we waiting for? Let me try. Hey. You can't go in there.

1145
01:12:46,380 --> 01:12:49,720
Kudo. Hey. You're gonna have to give us something pretty quick. Give me a minute,

1146
01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:53,200
will ya? Kudo. Aren't you injured? I'm fine.

1147
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,800
I didn't even know you cared. I care more about Dimension Tide.

1148
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:00,760
What is the problem? Think you can fix it? I'm gonna have to receive damage

1149
01:13:01,260 --> 01:13:04,160
reports from ground based units. I don't really have any choice. Alright. Let's see what

1150
01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:07,280
the problem is. It's controlled by my original operating system.

1151
01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:13,400
I think I've got something. Your move, Kiriko.

1152
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:17,680
Babe. Kiriko a major. So Kudo has

1153
01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:21,680
transformed his little sexy nurse AI into a jetpack.

1154
01:13:21,910 --> 01:13:25,830
Kiriko and I. Listen, I don't know. There's probably someone

1155
01:13:26,330 --> 01:13:29,830
in HR who's gonna have problems with that. But anyways,

1156
01:13:30,230 --> 01:13:34,110
she flies around in like matrix code hallways patching

1157
01:13:34,610 --> 01:13:38,350
up things like these weird like code holes with a fix it gun. I don't

1158
01:13:38,850 --> 01:13:42,590
know. It's a thing. It's a visual to say Computer

1159
01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:45,710
man do thing. Yeah, it's not quite as good as what they did with Hackers,

1160
01:13:46,210 --> 01:13:49,910
but it's still there. Yeah. And back to the fight. Megaguirus fires an

1161
01:13:50,410 --> 01:13:53,970
energy ball attack that makes Godzilla woozy, and Megaguirus goes

1162
01:13:54,470 --> 01:13:57,850
in for a stinger to the face. But wouldn't you know it, Godzilla catches the

1163
01:13:58,350 --> 01:14:01,890
stinger with his teeth and snaps it off. Megaguirus retreats,

1164
01:14:02,390 --> 01:14:05,650
only to get blasted into a fiery mass by atomic breath.

1165
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:09,410
That was awesome. That was so. It was awesome. It was so cool.

1166
01:14:09,810 --> 01:14:13,290
Oh, my God. Everything about this fight. Like, we could go into every single detail

1167
01:14:13,790 --> 01:14:16,250
of all this stuff that's happening, because this is, like, pro wrestling. It's why you

1168
01:14:16,750 --> 01:14:19,760
want to do the pro nest wrestling announcement. There's a lot of tosses.

1169
01:14:20,260 --> 01:14:23,320
There's a lot of. Like, at one point, they're doing suplexes on each other

1170
01:14:23,820 --> 01:14:26,640
and shit. This fight is fucking amazing. Like, I don't want to go into detail

1171
01:14:27,140 --> 01:14:29,680
about it, because we will be here for fucking ever. But it's so good.

1172
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,880
And I have no idea. Like, I don't really recall how I covered

1173
01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:37,600
a lot of this with uncorrupted youth, but I appreciate.

1174
01:14:38,100 --> 01:14:41,200
Like, every time I watch something, especially if I'm going to do it

1175
01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:45,320
for a podcast, I just go in first time. Like, just try to appreciate

1176
01:14:45,820 --> 01:14:49,040
it for what it is, because you never know. Sometimes you just get a little

1177
01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:53,200
change of opinion. Yeah, well, my whole opinion on Godzilla vs.

1178
01:14:53,700 --> 01:14:56,920
Destoroyah changed just from doing that for the review. Like, I completely fell in

1179
01:14:57,420 --> 01:14:59,480
love with the movie doing that for the review. Like, I kind of liked it,

1180
01:14:59,980 --> 01:15:02,360
and I enjoyed the battles and everything, but, like, I fell in love with the

1181
01:15:02,860 --> 01:15:06,200
whole storyline from doing the review of that film. And I sort

1182
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,540
of from watching this with a critical eye of realizing that it's not that great

1183
01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:13,660
of a Godzilla film. It's just a really great set of fighting. Yeah. And that's

1184
01:15:14,160 --> 01:15:17,580
fine, too, if that's all you like. That's literally what I watch these for,

1185
01:15:18,080 --> 01:15:21,460
which is why I like this one so much. Yeah. And Destoroyah was the first

1186
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:25,100
Godzilla film that I had my son Brennan, watch. Oh, perfect. Yeah,

1187
01:15:25,420 --> 01:15:28,820
we got that online when he was

1188
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:32,300
really young. And I don't know how that happened. I don't recall. That was a

1189
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,380
long time ago. But anyways. Yeah. So about this movie.

1190
01:15:36,690 --> 01:15:40,250
Yeah, back to the notes. Now, Godzilla is just fucking up

1191
01:15:40,750 --> 01:15:45,050
the city because he's just pissed off at this point. And the DT can only

1192
01:15:45,550 --> 01:15:47,970
make tiny farts up in space just like.

1193
01:15:48,930 --> 01:15:52,729
But they're not enough to keep it in orbit. So I guess it's just gonna

1194
01:15:53,229 --> 01:15:56,730
start falling down to earth and science. Lady. Good Grasper

1195
01:15:57,230 --> 01:16:01,210
Head Guy and the crew of the Griffin all meet on a rooftop to wrap

1196
01:16:01,710 --> 01:16:05,380
up any. Any lingering questions you may have about just what the hell is going

1197
01:16:05,880 --> 01:16:09,540
on with Godzilla Wanting to attack. Which is the best for

1198
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,260
this clip? What is it doing there? What does Godzilla want in the Science Institute?

1199
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:17,180
It wants plasma energy. Plasma? But they dropped

1200
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:21,420
the plan, didn't they? In case it attracted Godzilla back again. The development of plasma

1201
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:25,660
energy will bring tremendous wealth to our country in the future. And also guarantee

1202
01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:28,900
you a high position. I cannot deny that. But every country must have its secret,

1203
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:32,540
right? Research projects. We did shut down the generator. I don't get it.

1204
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,820
How did it know the lab existed? But it came all the same. All because

1205
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:39,900
of your gross stupidity. Do you realize just how many people have died?

1206
01:16:39,980 --> 01:16:43,300
Don't you lecture me, Major. I organized the G Grasper section.

1207
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,900
And look what a mess they made of everything. Here you go. Take it easy.

1208
01:16:48,940 --> 01:16:52,140
Bastard. You said hundreds to their deaths.

1209
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:05,040
Yes? Hi. Gudo here. Thought you might like to listen to this.

1210
01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:09,200
300 seconds to firing. Continuing countdown. You managed to fix it?

1211
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:12,640
Yeah. But it's still falling out of orbit. We better hurry now.

1212
01:17:13,140 --> 01:17:16,720
Is it me, or does this whole situation with the plasma generator make

1213
01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:21,120
no sense? Everything in the human story about this film makes absolutely

1214
01:17:21,620 --> 01:17:24,520
no sense. I'm literally only here for the monster fighting. And I'm kind of done.

1215
01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:28,630
I'm done with movie. I'm ready to be done. Exactly. So let's just move on.

1216
01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:32,630
Yeah. Yeah. So the DT can't target Godzilla,

1217
01:17:33,130 --> 01:17:37,430
but it can target the Griffin for some reason. And Kiriko

1218
01:17:37,930 --> 01:17:41,630
flies off solo because, you know, somebody's got to make the heroic

1219
01:17:42,130 --> 01:17:46,270
act. And as DT burns up and as it's entering the atmosphere,

1220
01:17:46,670 --> 01:17:50,470
they decide to fire it. And Kiriko ejects just in time.

1221
01:17:50,970 --> 01:17:54,470
And the Griffin hits Godzilla in the back. And he sees the

1222
01:17:54,970 --> 01:17:58,270
black hole ball approaching and fires a his atomic breath at it.

1223
01:17:58,770 --> 01:18:02,550
Then there's like a feedback beam and a big massive explosion. It appears

1224
01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:06,190
that their idea worked. Everybody cheers. Kiriko looks on,

1225
01:18:06,270 --> 01:18:09,750
triumphant from a rooftop. And then we get a news

1226
01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:13,790
report and a visit to Kudo Shop for our final clip. And although

1227
01:18:14,290 --> 01:18:18,110
plasma energy officially should have been discontinued, it seems a small research plant continued

1228
01:18:18,610 --> 01:18:21,910
to function at the Science Institute. The project was known only to a select few

1229
01:18:22,410 --> 01:18:26,080
within the government and was supervised in person by the chief of the Anti Godzilla

1230
01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:30,120
Unit attached to the Defense Agency. He'll be one of the chief witnesses of the

1231
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:34,160
upcoming parliament inquiry. We've received a report. Seismic activity.

1232
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:38,360
What if Godzilla had somehow managed to escape from the black hole we sent him

1233
01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:41,520
into? You think it's due to Godzilla? We'd like you to help us with it.

1234
01:18:42,020 --> 01:18:45,280
Not a chance. I've had just about enough of lizards for now. Sorry. Right,

1235
01:18:45,780 --> 01:18:49,470
I see. You mean your chicken. No, don't worry. I was only joking.

1236
01:18:49,790 --> 01:18:52,110
After all, who could replace the marvelous Kudo?

1237
01:18:53,230 --> 01:18:56,670
Ah, careful. We're talking about a

1238
01:18:57,170 --> 01:19:00,750
broken arm here. Oh, sorry. What a whiny guy.

1239
01:19:02,110 --> 01:19:04,390
I know. He has a problem. You don't like him now. Yeah, see, you don't

1240
01:19:04,890 --> 01:19:08,110
like him now. He's that Bill Pullman thing.

1241
01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:12,710
Like, I end up hating him. See, that's the end of the movie. So roll

1242
01:19:13,210 --> 01:19:16,970
Critter cinema psyops then. 10 years.

1243
01:19:17,530 --> 01:19:20,690
10 years. I'm only here for the fighting. And when McGuires

1244
01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:24,850
dies, monster dead, movie over. And then we have to. Whoa. God,

1245
01:19:25,350 --> 01:19:27,850
we have to sit through that forever. It's. It's so much of the film,

1246
01:19:28,350 --> 01:19:30,810
of them just finally trying to get rid of Godzilla. And it looks like it

1247
01:19:31,310 --> 01:19:33,650
works, and they get rid of them. This is a one off movie. Every single

1248
01:19:34,150 --> 01:19:37,170
one of these are one off movies. I don't think the black hole thing should

1249
01:19:37,670 --> 01:19:41,090
have worked. I think Godzilla's breath should have just like, somehow overridden it and filled

1250
01:19:41,590 --> 01:19:43,410
it up with all the energy that it needed. But it should have made him,

1251
01:19:43,910 --> 01:19:45,650
like, really sleepy, and he should have just went back to the ocean and just

1252
01:19:46,150 --> 01:19:49,350
chilled ye. Yeah. I mean, they kind of allude

1253
01:19:49,850 --> 01:19:53,630
that it didn't work or that Godzilla will return. But this

1254
01:19:54,130 --> 01:19:57,630
is definitely the most confused era of Godzilla

1255
01:19:58,130 --> 01:20:02,150
where they just said, hey, how? Let's just fuck continuity

1256
01:20:02,650 --> 01:20:06,150
and just do whatever you want. And to some degree that's cool. And then

1257
01:20:06,650 --> 01:20:09,710
to another one, it's like, well, you're just kind of setting these things up and

1258
01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:13,790
then not delivering on them. Well, I kind of didn't talk about this on

1259
01:20:14,290 --> 01:20:17,670
the episode I did with Darren for Godzilla 2000, which is the whole reason Godzilla

1260
01:20:18,170 --> 01:20:21,990
2000 got made. Made is. Godzilla 1998 starring Matthew Broderick

1261
01:20:22,490 --> 01:20:25,590
sucked so bad and it pissed off Toho so much.

1262
01:20:26,090 --> 01:20:29,510
They hated everything they did with it so much that they immediately had

1263
01:20:30,010 --> 01:20:33,830
to put something out as quickly as possible to get rid of the tarnish on

1264
01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:37,910
Godzilla before it completely ruined him in people's memories. Like, I think that's kind

1265
01:20:38,410 --> 01:20:42,070
of why they started this millennium series. And they were always feverishly fighting

1266
01:20:42,570 --> 01:20:45,740
against that tune ahead as they ended up calling him.

1267
01:20:45,900 --> 01:20:48,940
Right. Like the Zilla. They're always fighting against the

1268
01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:53,500
negative aspects of Zilla and what it's doing to the Godzilla product in this

1269
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,540
Millennium Series from there on out. That had repercussions that echoed through the

1270
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:01,500
entirety of the Millennium Series of Godzilla. They didn't recover from that for

1271
01:21:02,000 --> 01:21:05,780
15 fucking years. Yeah. And there's not much more I can say beyond that,

1272
01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,340
because I don't want to spoil anything for your future episodes. But like,

1273
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,370
we already talked about, you're correct. Yeah. They fucking reboot every. They tried Godzilla

1274
01:21:13,870 --> 01:21:16,410
2000 just to get rid of the taint. People had some complaints about it,

1275
01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:19,170
or there were some things that people didn't like, or maybe it didn't go quite

1276
01:21:19,670 --> 01:21:22,090
the way that they wanted. Or for whatever reason, they're like, you know what?

1277
01:21:22,590 --> 01:21:25,730
Yeah, we set up a franchise to start again with Godzilla 2000,

1278
01:21:26,230 --> 01:21:28,570
but we're going to stop that. We're just going to do this one. So they

1279
01:21:29,070 --> 01:21:32,970
do Godzilla vs Megaguirus in 2000, like the following year, and it's

1280
01:21:33,470 --> 01:21:36,730
literally like, okay, well, we're rebooting again. We're starting from the one that we know

1281
01:21:37,230 --> 01:21:40,166
works. Everybody loves 1954 Godzilla. No one's questioning 1950.

1282
01:21:40,254 --> 01:21:43,570
1954 Godzilla. Let's go ahead and show people what we can do for a movie,

1283
01:21:44,070 --> 01:21:46,170
and we'll reboot this one. They throw a bunch of money at it. They throw

1284
01:21:46,670 --> 01:21:49,370
a bunch of plot that they're trying to do with it, and it just becomes

1285
01:21:49,870 --> 01:21:53,650
confused and not focused. And just the film that we got there's

1286
01:21:54,150 --> 01:21:56,970
just a giant mess. And I think my film next week, when we get into

1287
01:21:57,470 --> 01:22:00,090
it, it's another one of those scrambles, because this didn't do what they were hoping

1288
01:22:00,590 --> 01:22:03,530
that it would do. Or for whatever reason, they do another reboot where it's just

1289
01:22:04,030 --> 01:22:07,890
1954 Godzilla and that movie, and that becomes a thing. The Millennium Series should

1290
01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:11,250
have been called Reboot Quill, because that's basically what.

1291
01:22:12,270 --> 01:22:15,750
Yeah. And they all kind of go, well, the original

1292
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:19,990
happened, and let's just make something new. Yeah. I think they were trying to

1293
01:22:20,490 --> 01:22:22,990
let a bunch of hot filmmakers try something new.

1294
01:22:23,710 --> 01:22:26,830
They throw a bunch of different stuff at all of these movies in the millenniums.

1295
01:22:27,330 --> 01:22:30,270
And all I had to say to you, everyone that's going to be going through

1296
01:22:30,770 --> 01:22:33,070
this with us is, yeah, it's going to be frustrating. Yeah, there's going to be

1297
01:22:33,570 --> 01:22:36,710
some stuff that's really awful in some of this. Yeah, it's going to have some

1298
01:22:37,210 --> 01:22:41,140
really terrible CG as well. But their Fights are gonna look gorgeous.

1299
01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:44,780
Everything's gonna be incredible. And that's literally all that

1300
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:48,740
matters when it comes to this series. Because thing happened, it exists.

1301
01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:50,820
Kaiju battle happen. Everything great.

1302
01:22:52,900 --> 01:22:56,180
I don't need anything else. Just give me the Kaiju battles. Yeah. And I'd say

1303
01:22:56,680 --> 01:22:59,940
everything just, it's. It gets better from here as far as like the,

1304
01:23:00,440 --> 01:23:04,100
the monster fights go. Yeah, I don't disagree with you. They keep ramping up

1305
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:06,740
the monster fights because that's the thing is they throw in the stuff that they

1306
01:23:07,240 --> 01:23:09,860
know works and that's the monster battle. So they throw a shit ton of money

1307
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:13,020
at it. They do a shit ton of crazy stuff with it, but they keep

1308
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,060
wrapping it around all of these like really drawn out human interest stories that are

1309
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:21,059
really fucking boring. And then they just keep trying to reboot and doing something different

1310
01:23:21,559 --> 01:23:24,420
and new. So don't try and get a toehold in any of these movies.

1311
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:28,340
Just sit back, relax, press the I believe button and go for it with

1312
01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:31,100
the Millennium Series. Because you're just going to get frustrated if you don't like.

1313
01:23:31,600 --> 01:23:34,940
We were trying to explain this film word. All right, you said

1314
01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:36,740
you did have a story time, so why don't we go ahead and take the

1315
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,000
br break. Now we're gonna play on the pirate radio edit again a song released

1316
01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:44,640
from 2000. Just because I want to do something more fun. It's not going to

1317
01:23:45,140 --> 01:23:48,360
be pop songs. So gonna pick the vandals with the song Sorry mom and dad

1318
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,440
on the pirate radio edit. And when we get back, we'll have dance story time.

1319
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:59,080
I am trying to tell you we have no idea of knowing if any

1320
01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:03,290
of this technology we are mimicking from other dimensions even works beyond

1321
01:24:03,790 --> 01:24:07,010
just exploding and killing our testers. If we can't tell if it is working properly

1322
01:24:07,510 --> 01:24:10,770
or not, we don't know if the paradoxes will persist until the event horizon is

1323
01:24:11,270 --> 01:24:14,610
crossed. I really don't want to be rude, but event horizons are

1324
01:24:15,110 --> 01:24:19,490
for black holes. I think you wanted the term inflection. Point disturbing 47

1325
01:24:19,990 --> 01:24:23,450
minutes later. I don't want to rush you, but there are some important decisions we

1326
01:24:23,950 --> 01:24:27,170
need you to make. That's what is expected of you when you are the

1327
01:24:27,670 --> 01:24:31,540
main person in the charge of a vast conglomerate with ties to multiple

1328
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:35,580
planetary intergalactic and interdimensional contracts.

1329
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:39,780
If we don't deliver on the promises to manufacture and we can't make

1330
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:44,020
our products work as we state they will. There is a term for that.

1331
01:24:48,260 --> 01:24:51,500
I really like it when they flip on its head like with this song where

1332
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,430
it's like, hey, you think your parents were really you up? But look what you've

1333
01:24:55,930 --> 01:24:59,190
done. Look what you've done to your life. Look at everything. Just the, sorry,

1334
01:24:59,690 --> 01:25:02,350
mom and dad thing. It's just. It's the. And playing it for a father going

1335
01:25:02,850 --> 01:25:05,670
into Father's Day weekend is just perfect. So maybe that'll have something to do with

1336
01:25:06,170 --> 01:25:06,910
your story time.

1337
01:25:14,350 --> 01:25:15,950
Story time.

1338
01:25:19,160 --> 01:25:22,840
Story time. Even when he's not on the show, I play it live in full

1339
01:25:23,340 --> 01:25:26,040
continuity for him. Aw, it's so sweet.

1340
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:30,040
Yeah. So, okay, my story time. Picture this.

1341
01:25:30,540 --> 01:25:33,640
I'm working at a comic book convention, and they have an after

1342
01:25:34,140 --> 01:25:38,160
party. So my wife and I are hanging out with Steve from

1343
01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:41,960
Ghost Hunters. And we're at the after bar party.

1344
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:45,560
It's at a gay bar in Madison, Wisconsin. And we get

1345
01:25:46,060 --> 01:25:49,640
there, it's my first drag show ever when I walk in. Awesome, right?

1346
01:25:50,140 --> 01:25:54,100
Yeah. And rumor. Rumor had it that Joey Fatone

1347
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:58,540
was going to show up. Oh, wow. So we get talking with some girls,

1348
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:02,700
some younger girls at the bar, and they were all excited, Joey Fatone's

1349
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:06,020
going to show up. We can't wait for Joey Fatone. And time passes.

1350
01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:09,780
Steve's off doing whatever. My wife's out dancing because that's

1351
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,380
what she likes to do. And I'm just kind of sitting at the bar next

1352
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:14,740
to these girls. In walks Joey Fatone.

1353
01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:20,320
They are too busy and preoccupied to notice

1354
01:26:20,820 --> 01:26:25,080
him. And he's walking past, and I'm like, I have to take this opportunity

1355
01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:29,200
right now. So because of the good graspers, right? I.

1356
01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:32,760
Good grasp Joey Fatone. I do a grandpa grab on his

1357
01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:36,880
arm, and then I just say, joe. And he looks at me

1358
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:40,320
and his little entourage is, like, pissed. And he's pissed

1359
01:26:40,820 --> 01:26:44,040
off. And I instantly let go. I got his attention. And then

1360
01:26:44,540 --> 01:26:48,060
I said, these girls over here, they've been waiting for you. They're very excited.

1361
01:26:48,210 --> 01:26:51,450
Excited to meet you. If you could just, you know, take a moment to say

1362
01:26:51,950 --> 01:26:55,130
hi to them, they'd really appreciate it. And he goes, what girls? But they were

1363
01:26:55,630 --> 01:26:58,090
right there still. It was like they were still there. And I was like,

1364
01:26:58,590 --> 01:27:01,930
them right here. Oh, I get it. Yeah. What girls?

1365
01:27:02,430 --> 01:27:05,530
Right? Yeah, because he just saw me. But yeah, I totally.

1366
01:27:06,030 --> 01:27:09,730
Grandpa grabbed Joey Fatone in a gay bar. And not

1367
01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:12,930
where I thought that story was going. When you said, what girls? I thought they

1368
01:27:13,430 --> 01:27:14,890
were going to be. Because you were there for your first drag show, I thought

1369
01:27:15,390 --> 01:27:17,940
it was going to be your drag realization that, oh, no, you. You got fooled.

1370
01:27:18,260 --> 01:27:21,660
Oh, no, no, not at all. Those girls were still There they

1371
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:25,060
got to meet them. It was fun. That's really sweet. Then I'm glad that you

1372
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:27,660
did that. That was a really nice thing for you to do. Making sure that

1373
01:27:28,160 --> 01:27:31,140
they actually got to see them, even though they were distracted. Yeah, even though I

1374
01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:33,980
put my own self in danger. But it was just. I don't know, I think

1375
01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:39,020
it was like, hey, you know what? I guess it was a dad reaction kind

1376
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:41,980
of. Yeah, that's a very dad thing to do, because you knew what it would

1377
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:45,380
do to really brighten the day for those girls, that they would really,

1378
01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:48,440
really appreciate it and that they were super stoked about it. So you made sure

1379
01:27:48,940 --> 01:27:52,800
that it happened. Yeah, that makes sense. That's a really, really weird

1380
01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:56,200
thing to have happen, though. Is there a particular reason why Joey Fatone was supposed

1381
01:27:56,700 --> 01:28:00,480
to show up at this drag show? He was at the convention for some

1382
01:28:00,980 --> 01:28:04,239
reason. Who knows? I don't know what he has to do with comic books or

1383
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:07,520
just that kind of nerd culture in general. I don't know.

1384
01:28:08,020 --> 01:28:10,440
I think they could just get a famous person there. And then he just went

1385
01:28:10,940 --> 01:28:14,120
to the after party. Yeah, yeah, that probably signatures.

1386
01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:17,360
They. They usually do that for any kind of comic book convention. Anybody. They can

1387
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:21,420
get in for signatures because that's really. And they already have the infrastructure set

1388
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:24,020
up for those conventions for that stuff. I don't know if that was the one

1389
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,780
that Stan Lee was at, that my son just took a picture of him,

1390
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:31,820
like, through a crack and a curtain and was just totally happy with it.

1391
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:34,740
Like, I got Stanley's picture and I was like, way to go, son. You didn't

1392
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:39,380
have to pay, like, 50 bucks for it. Yeah, that's the problem with celebrity

1393
01:28:39,880 --> 01:28:42,980
worship culture stuff that they have. I mean, I don't. I try not to spend

1394
01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:45,820
a whole hell of a lot if I can avoid it. And I try to

1395
01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:49,540
get all the signatures that I can through, like, charities auctions and stuff.

1396
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:53,480
Like, our boy Gary from Cinema Beef does a lot of those fleas and flicks

1397
01:28:53,980 --> 01:28:57,200
charities. Almost all my signed stuff or any of my memorabilia stuff that's like,

1398
01:28:57,700 --> 01:28:59,920
you know, spendy. I at least try to do that because at least that way

1399
01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:02,960
it goes through that auction, you know. And I mean, like, you know, the stars

1400
01:29:03,460 --> 01:29:06,120
are also contributing, and they get a little bit of a tax break from doing

1401
01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:10,080
this stuff. But, yeah, I got. I got a little. I got a couple through

1402
01:29:10,580 --> 01:29:13,400
them. Yeah, I'm not one of those auctions. I just, like, I can't justify,

1403
01:29:13,560 --> 01:29:17,226
like, I understand, like, people that absolutely love Star wars, but like 5,

1404
01:29:17,374 --> 01:29:20,480
$600 for Mark Hamill's signature or 400 bucks or

1405
01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:24,370
1. Whatever it is, what Shatner charges, like hundreds and hundreds of dollars for

1406
01:29:24,870 --> 01:29:27,170
a meet and greet and a possible photo, you know, and then they treat people

1407
01:29:27,670 --> 01:29:29,890
like shit. It's just like, nah, no thanks, man. You know, I don't want to

1408
01:29:30,390 --> 01:29:33,730
meet. The celebrities in the early 90s. I'm sorry, go ahead. Early 90s.

1409
01:29:33,810 --> 01:29:37,250
I remember going to, like a pretty big convention

1410
01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:41,410
and you could just walk up to people and get their signature. And it was.

1411
01:29:41,910 --> 01:29:44,730
That's all it was. It was just very down to earth. And then I went

1412
01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:49,440
to one. Probably next one I went to is like in maybe 2006,

1413
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:52,840
and I saw Ray park at a table and I was like, oh, I'm just

1414
01:29:53,340 --> 01:29:55,800
going to walk up and get his signature because he was Darth Maul and he

1415
01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:58,720
ignored me. And I was like, what the hell's going on? And then I went

1416
01:29:59,220 --> 01:30:02,200
to, like, somebody else's table, like maybe Lou Fegno or whatever, and I got the

1417
01:30:02,700 --> 01:30:05,720
same treatment. I was like, I don't understand what's happening here. And then it dawned

1418
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:09,360
on me, like, I have to pay just to even say hi to these people.

1419
01:30:09,860 --> 01:30:13,120
And that seems wrong. Yeah, yeah, it's an issue. But also

1420
01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:16,550
it's a great way for an actor that may

1421
01:30:17,050 --> 01:30:20,510
not be getting roles anymore that you absolutely love, like, you know, to get them

1422
01:30:21,010 --> 01:30:23,070
some money in their pocket to go up and give them some money, too.

1423
01:30:23,570 --> 01:30:27,310
So it really just kind of depends how you view it and what you feel

1424
01:30:27,810 --> 01:30:30,870
your money's worth. But really, I, I just,

1425
01:30:31,370 --> 01:30:33,270
I, you know, some of the stories I've heard, like, I always wanted to meet

1426
01:30:33,770 --> 01:30:35,630
John Cusack. I always had a big, you know, I was a big fan of

1427
01:30:36,130 --> 01:30:38,150
his. I loved a lot of his movies when I was a kid growing up,

1428
01:30:38,650 --> 01:30:40,790
you know, better off dead, all that kind of stuff kind of grew up with

1429
01:30:41,290 --> 01:30:43,390
him, you know, as he went in and did all those other movies. And then,

1430
01:30:43,890 --> 01:30:46,110
you know, he's a. He's not very kind to his fans when they meet him.

1431
01:30:46,610 --> 01:30:50,030
Like, some people have some really, really horrible stories because he's got some issues now.

1432
01:30:50,530 --> 01:30:53,790
Apparently he's got some mental health issues and he's dumping it on people that are

1433
01:30:54,290 --> 01:30:57,310
coming to see him. Apparently it does happen where, like, there's people that, that have,

1434
01:30:57,810 --> 01:31:00,510
you know, I mean, I understand everybody's a human being. Everybody has a bad day.

1435
01:31:01,010 --> 01:31:03,430
But if you're going to charge me 40 bucks and treat me like shit,

1436
01:31:03,510 --> 01:31:07,430
at least make me call you mistress. At the same time. And maybe I don't

1437
01:31:07,930 --> 01:31:11,690
want that. All right, well, you know, I hear.

1438
01:31:12,410 --> 01:31:15,290
Just real quick, though. I hear, like, Tom Savini,

1439
01:31:15,370 --> 01:31:19,170
you know, gets irritated with fans, but having worked like a table at

1440
01:31:19,670 --> 01:31:23,010
a convention, I get it. So by the end of the day, you're kind of

1441
01:31:23,510 --> 01:31:26,130
tired and you just don't want to talk to people. Oh, yeah, I told.

1442
01:31:26,630 --> 01:31:29,130
Like I said, I understand people are like that. It's totally a thing. But,

1443
01:31:29,630 --> 01:31:32,250
you know, there has to be some kind of a balance. But anyway, that was

1444
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:36,650
the story time. That's really kind of interesting that you got to meet Joey

1445
01:31:37,150 --> 01:31:40,890
Fatone at a drag show after a comic book convention and

1446
01:31:41,390 --> 01:31:44,350
basically made it to where two girls got to meet him and didn't miss him

1447
01:31:44,850 --> 01:31:47,030
from being so excited. They're chatting with each other. Really cool.

1448
01:31:48,710 --> 01:31:51,390
All right, we're gonna go ahead and play the show Housekeeping. Now to close out

1449
01:31:51,890 --> 01:31:55,430
the show. And immediately following that, on the pirate radio edit, we will play from

1450
01:31:55,930 --> 01:31:59,510
the year 2000, the Reverend Horton Heat with the song Sue Jack

1451
01:32:00,010 --> 01:32:02,790
Daniels. And when we come back, we will close out this show.

1452
01:32:03,510 --> 01:32:06,830
If you've decided we can't make our products work

1453
01:32:07,330 --> 01:32:10,840
as we state they will, there is a term for that. Marketing.

1454
01:32:11,340 --> 01:32:15,040
Marketing is the activity or business of promoting and selling products

1455
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:19,200
or services. Yes. Now, when one market something is capable

1456
01:32:19,700 --> 01:32:23,800
of doing specific goals and tasks, and the products are not capable

1457
01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:27,440
of doing the things one says they will. What is the term for that?

1458
01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:30,960
False. Very good. Yes. What you are advertising

1459
01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:34,810
is false. False advertising. Advertising. That's bad.

1460
01:32:34,970 --> 01:32:38,730
I think you get now why this particular regulatory commission

1461
01:32:38,890 --> 01:32:42,210
and these fine officers are here. Yes. I think we found a way to make

1462
01:32:42,710 --> 01:32:46,490
this whole true or false thing at once and verify if these machines can

1463
01:32:46,990 --> 01:32:50,530
work or not. Interesting. We're talking about perception, right? We are

1464
01:32:51,030 --> 01:32:54,170
talking about fraud, false advertising, and market manipulation.

1465
01:32:54,330 --> 01:32:57,610
Perception. I like that. Ethically speaking, yes. The company

1466
01:32:58,110 --> 01:33:01,940
would appear to be committing multiple, multiple crimes brazenly out in the open. And inexplicably,

1467
01:33:02,260 --> 01:33:05,980
no one will stop that from happening and just not perceive it

1468
01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:10,060
as happening. Perception of false advertising without cognition and accusation is

1469
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:13,740
the same thing as a paradox. Sounds good. Got more money to harvest. Now we

1470
01:33:14,240 --> 01:33:17,780
want to attempt to prove our paradox sustaining tech by being a

1471
01:33:18,280 --> 01:33:22,300
fraudulent and criminal organization that harvest money and commits fraud,

1472
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:26,030
claiming to manufacture products that eliminate humanity

1473
01:33:26,530 --> 01:33:29,990
and most likely don't work permanently and pretend

1474
01:33:30,490 --> 01:33:34,190
to be a manufacturer of products that are geared toward maintaining the health and

1475
01:33:34,690 --> 01:33:38,270
safety of humanity with luxury, environmentally friendly convenience

1476
01:33:38,350 --> 01:33:42,230
options and amazing innovations. I suppose that

1477
01:33:42,730 --> 01:33:46,310
paradox could exist and be proven for us to know what

1478
01:33:46,810 --> 01:33:50,130
we are doing. Not sure how to prove it works. Follow the logic here.

1479
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:53,520
We turn on the machines and they are Schrodinger's cat at this point.

1480
01:33:54,020 --> 01:33:57,440
If the League of Evil Courts can't be bothered to do verification

1481
01:33:57,940 --> 01:34:01,080
and acceptance testing, why should we be concerned

1482
01:34:01,580 --> 01:34:03,800
with the results of their usage of our equipment?

1483
01:34:04,520 --> 01:34:08,000
None of it works. Everything just explodes or catches

1484
01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:11,960
fire as far as we can tell. Well, I just heard a horrible

1485
01:34:12,460 --> 01:34:14,640
story while we're playing music about the Reverend Horton Heat that's going to make me

1486
01:34:15,140 --> 01:34:18,830
really, really think twice about about playing his music in the future. But still a

1487
01:34:19,330 --> 01:34:22,470
fan. I'm just gonna listen to the music and separate

1488
01:34:22,970 --> 01:34:24,750
it from the person from now on. That's how I'm gonna have to do it.

1489
01:34:25,250 --> 01:34:28,030
You can do that? Yeah, As a matter of fact, you can do that really,

1490
01:34:28,530 --> 01:34:32,270
really well while you enjoy. On the pirate radio edit, Also released in

1491
01:34:32,770 --> 01:34:36,270
2000, the song Judith from a Perfect Circle. Separate the work from that artist while

1492
01:34:36,770 --> 01:34:40,550
you kick the fuck out of this weekend. Make it your bitch. Everything just explodes

1493
01:34:41,050 --> 01:34:44,580
or catches fire as far as we can tell. And yet everything is perceived to

1494
01:34:45,080 --> 01:34:49,060
be working. And we seem to keep building and selling these things. The thing that

1495
01:34:49,560 --> 01:34:53,380
is in our way is this talk of regulations and oversight.

1496
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:57,060
Why should we have to prove our stuff works and that it won't just explode?

1497
01:34:57,219 --> 01:35:01,100
Every dimension and timeline will either have every witness eliminated or

1498
01:35:01,600 --> 01:35:05,660
nothing at all will happen except for the explosions. Every regulation exists or

1499
01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:09,550
it does not. Every government guideline is followed or it's not. Things are not

1500
01:35:09,630 --> 01:35:13,030
so black and white and definite with paradoxes. Why don't we

1501
01:35:13,530 --> 01:35:16,910
make the biggest gray area of all time and just see how it turns out?

1502
01:35:16,990 --> 01:35:20,190
Worst case scenario is all this works and none

1503
01:35:20,690 --> 01:35:23,630
of us ever exist anyway. So why not enjoy what we can,

1504
01:35:23,790 --> 01:35:27,310
while we can, while we exist? The real

1505
01:35:27,810 --> 01:35:31,750
paradox test is to prove that we can do and say both things at the

1506
01:35:32,250 --> 01:35:35,520
same time. And if that will sustain. I do not think that the center will

1507
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:39,680
hold. We only need to sustain the concept of success and the perception of

1508
01:35:40,180 --> 01:35:43,280
effectiveness. Anything else is woke anyway. I can't believe this is the sketch I was

1509
01:35:43,780 --> 01:35:47,440
written for. This is just off fourth wall. I don't think there is any way

1510
01:35:47,940 --> 01:35:51,960
to spin fraud. What is the point of taking and taking and storing

1511
01:35:52,460 --> 01:35:55,800
up and hoarding all this wealth if none of it matters and all the plot

1512
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:58,290
points are made up nonsense to the sc. It.

1513
01:36:02,290 --> 01:36:05,490
Working? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah. Okay, there's a. Yeah,

1514
01:36:05,990 --> 01:36:07,730
there's a little Bit of a delay. And if you shut off your video,

1515
01:36:08,230 --> 01:36:11,490
that'll improve your audio quality too. No problem. You don't need to see me

1516
01:36:11,990 --> 01:36:15,250
anyway. Well, I'm used to not seeing Matt because we just basically,

1517
01:36:15,330 --> 01:36:18,610
we streamline this as best we can, so it's totally fine.

1518
01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:22,490
Plus, there's a delay on their video that, like, I'm. I'm hearing you before I

1519
01:36:22,990 --> 01:36:26,780
see you, so. Like, that. That's gonna mess me up. So it's better.

1520
01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:30,460
Yeah. Is this better now? Yeah, yeah. You hear me okay? Everything's still good?

1521
01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:34,340
Oh, yeah. All right, perfect. Recording in progress. Thanks.

1522
01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:38,420
I'm so sorry about the delay, man. It has been a night for me,

1523
01:36:38,920 --> 01:36:42,060
I'll tell you what. Oh, I bet it

1524
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,140
sounds like a lot. Yeah, well, a lot happened all at once. So what I'm

1525
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:48,740
doing right now is just get playback stuff set up, because I didn't have that

1526
01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:52,590
chance. Chance to get that done. But let me just do that real quick for

1527
01:36:53,090 --> 01:36:55,590
yours. And then when we take a break, I can do mine because you're gonna

1528
01:36:56,090 --> 01:36:57,670
go up first. I'm not too nervous, I hope.

1529
01:36:59,510 --> 01:37:02,390
Are you kidding me? Like, I don't know. I've done this a billion times,

1530
01:37:02,890 --> 01:37:05,830
but. Right. You've done it on your show a bunch, but. Which is not for

1531
01:37:06,330 --> 01:37:09,510
you. Right. Like, I'm more concerned about me being the thing that's making

1532
01:37:10,010 --> 01:37:10,790
you nervous more than anything.

1533
01:37:13,510 --> 01:37:16,960
You hear that? Okay. Yeah. All right, perfect. So let me drop the volume

1534
01:37:17,460 --> 01:37:20,240
a little bit on the songs so I don't blow your eardrums out with that.

1535
01:37:20,800 --> 01:37:24,480
Yeah. All right. We are recording on all fronts. And you're coming

1536
01:37:24,980 --> 01:37:27,880
through just fine on my side as well. So I think we're ready to roll,

1537
01:37:28,380 --> 01:37:30,719
if you are. Any other questions or anything before we get going? No, I'm going

1538
01:37:31,219 --> 01:37:34,640
to record on my end, too. Okay. Yeah, that's. But I start. I started that,

1539
01:37:35,140 --> 01:37:37,600
so we're good. Okay. Well, yeah, a backup is a backup. It's fine.

1540
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:41,290
I used to have Matt do that to where. Where I would have a backup

1541
01:37:41,790 --> 01:37:44,410
on his side. A backup on my side. But it all records of the Cloud

1542
01:37:44,910 --> 01:37:47,250
and. All right, I just took a hit, so let's get going. What do you

1543
01:37:47,750 --> 01:37:51,090
say? All right. I got a beer going, so. All right,

1544
01:37:51,590 --> 01:37:53,850
so three, two, one. We have a name, man.

1545
01:37:54,730 --> 01:37:57,130
Excuse me. That's a Monkey Butts. You can cut that.

1546
01:37:58,330 --> 01:38:00,410
You're doing great. I would have clipped all of this.

1547
01:38:03,210 --> 01:38:06,180
Oh, man. When I was making clips for the next movie. Movie, I was like,

1548
01:38:06,680 --> 01:38:09,500
holy. What is going on? Yeah,

1549
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,540
sorry. I Tried to communicate a little bit better that I only wanted you to

1550
01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:15,940
do one of them. And I was actually going to do the notes for Magiris.

1551
01:38:16,180 --> 01:38:19,940
So I'm glad that I delayed doing the notes for McGuires, because the day I

1552
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:23,260
was gonna do them, you had them already done. And that's when we found out

1553
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:27,380
that you had started on gmk. And I was like. I was tempted. I was

1554
01:38:27,880 --> 01:38:29,660
like, man, I should just let him finish it. He's almost like, you know,

1555
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:32,670
almost halfway done. And then I was like, godzilla, no, I gotta. I gotta follow

1556
01:38:33,170 --> 01:38:35,790
my sword for gmk. I can't make him do both of these. That's just ridiculous.

1557
01:38:37,390 --> 01:38:40,390
Oh, it wouldn't have mattered. I would have been like, I. I don't know if

1558
01:38:40,890 --> 01:38:43,950
I just read it wrong or what. I think I was just a little excited.

1559
01:38:44,510 --> 01:38:48,350
And I don't know, I've been, like, just fun busy lately, which has been

1560
01:38:48,850 --> 01:38:52,550
good. Yeah. Well, I totally get it. I'm. I'm again, I am super grateful

1561
01:38:53,050 --> 01:38:56,470
that you were willing to do that. And I. I just was, like, taken aback

1562
01:38:56,970 --> 01:38:58,960
by it a little bit. Like, I was like, well, I asked you to come

1563
01:38:59,460 --> 01:39:01,680
onto my show and do the notes. We basically asked you to do the bulk

1564
01:39:02,180 --> 01:39:04,560
of the work for my show for two episodes. And you, like, were like,

1565
01:39:05,060 --> 01:39:07,600
yeah, I can do that. You didn't even, like, question, like, why, when you thought

1566
01:39:08,100 --> 01:39:10,240
that that was the case. And that's just awesome. Anyway, clip's over. Let's go back

1567
01:39:10,740 --> 01:39:13,880
in. In three, two, one. Well. Well, I'll take this.

1568
01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:17,320
No, maybe not. We'll see. That will definitely get outta take, and then this will

1569
01:39:17,820 --> 01:39:19,760
get outta. Now I lost my train of thought, so why don't we just move

1570
01:39:20,260 --> 01:39:23,340
on? Let's do that. That. No, no, I'm kidding.

1571
01:39:23,740 --> 01:39:26,780
That. That was hard to say. I like the way it came out.

1572
01:39:28,940 --> 01:39:31,740
I'm nice to you, so I'm having a harder time keeping you on track.

1573
01:39:31,820 --> 01:39:35,420
I'm trying to remember where we were in this. I'm on

1574
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:39,420
clip 12, if that helps. Okay. Okay. So I mentioned the couple that

1575
01:39:39,920 --> 01:39:43,340
gets bumped off. Okay. Anyways. All right. I found my spot. Cool. An insect

1576
01:39:43,840 --> 01:39:46,540
must have been in the way, I guess. And it mutated. Oh, they're doing the

1577
01:39:47,040 --> 01:39:49,830
fly. I just figured it out. That's what it is. They're doing the fly this

1578
01:39:50,330 --> 01:39:54,230
time. They just changed it a little bit. In a very special episode,

1579
01:39:56,070 --> 01:40:00,150
Godzilla vs. Magurus, he was fighting. Or Mega

1580
01:40:00,650 --> 01:40:03,829
Gearus, however you pronounce it. Yeah. You say Megagirus and I

1581
01:40:04,329 --> 01:40:07,750
say Magirus. Yeah, guy sounds like me at the beginning of our podcast.

1582
01:40:07,990 --> 01:40:11,190
Hey, kid. Not just the mini sgs, but it also

1583
01:40:11,690 --> 01:40:15,010
has. I think it's a mega newlon Shibuya.

1584
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:19,050
You heard him pronounce it. Yes, sir. In fact, it's nothing like Wisconsin's show business.

1585
01:40:23,530 --> 01:40:27,330
Oh, no, you. You. I think you guys might have covered back

1586
01:40:27,830 --> 01:40:31,450
when you're still doing some Psyop news. I think he might have covered Shabusiness.

1587
01:40:32,090 --> 01:40:35,930
It was the. It's the. It's the woman who kept attacking her lawyers

1588
01:40:36,430 --> 01:40:39,780
and she was, like, up on. On meth and

1589
01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:44,100
beheaded her boyfriend and then him, and then,

1590
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:48,220
like, his mom ended up finding the head in a bucket. Yeah, we did

1591
01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:52,140
cover that on Psyop News. Man, that. That takes me way back. That's. That's been

1592
01:40:52,640 --> 01:40:55,179
a while. That's fucked up. Yeah. And you know what? She's still up to?

1593
01:40:55,679 --> 01:40:59,740
The same business attacking lawyers just

1594
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:04,020
happened in the news recently. It's the same lady. Yeah. She keeps attacking lawyers.

1595
01:41:04,590 --> 01:41:07,030
I saw that. I didn't realize that that was the same lady from that.

1596
01:41:07,530 --> 01:41:09,870
That's fucking crazy. Anyway, we gotta get back to the notes,

1597
01:41:10,910 --> 01:41:14,310
man. I just. I just love that name. Shabusiness, though. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we need

1598
01:41:14,810 --> 01:41:17,950
to get back to Shabusiness and do the notes. We sure do. 3,

1599
01:41:18,003 --> 01:41:21,110
2, 1. Yeah, that's the end of the movie. Oh, so we

1600
01:41:21,610 --> 01:41:24,270
roll credits. Yeah. I need you to say, oh, I'm not gonna play the Reverend

1601
01:41:24,770 --> 01:41:28,230
Horton Heat, because you should know that one too. Yeah, well, he's a Trump dumpster,

1602
01:41:28,730 --> 01:41:31,760
so fuck him. Oh, he is. Yeah. Yeah. I had a friend who's like,

1603
01:41:32,260 --> 01:41:36,400
super into him, and then, like, like, he worshiped the guy. And he was apparently,

1604
01:41:36,900 --> 01:41:39,640
like, got super trumpy with basically a super fan online.

1605
01:41:39,720 --> 01:41:42,640
And this is back in, like, I don't know, like, during COVID and he was

1606
01:41:43,140 --> 01:41:46,159
just like, I'm done. It crushed that dude's world. Oh, I didn't know about that.

1607
01:41:46,659 --> 01:41:49,480
He got a little weird during COVID Yeah. All right, so let's come back in

1608
01:41:49,560 --> 01:41:53,120
3, 2. The plot points are made up.

1609
01:41:53,620 --> 01:41:57,090
Nonsense to the sketch. I fail to see the more ramifications of continuing

1610
01:41:57,590 --> 01:42:01,170
fraud in the context of the manufacturing of products that would manipulate space,

1611
01:42:01,670 --> 01:42:05,170
time and eliminate humanity from ever existing. How is it a bad thing

1612
01:42:05,670 --> 01:42:09,290
if this shit doesn't work? If humanity never existed in

1613
01:42:09,790 --> 01:42:13,090
the first place, how are we defrauding anyone? If this is all going

1614
01:42:13,590 --> 01:42:17,010
away, why not have the best of everything for ourselves

1615
01:42:17,170 --> 01:42:20,730
and let everyone else just suffer? Because it won't have happened

1616
01:42:21,230 --> 01:42:24,660
at the first first place. That is so much worse. You have to see how

1617
01:42:25,160 --> 01:42:28,740
that is so much worse. Right. Gray areas. Perception. I would

1618
01:42:29,240 --> 01:42:33,060
like to remind you that if these transmissions resemble your experiences of reality

1619
01:42:33,560 --> 01:42:37,180
in any way, it is because your reality has become so thoroughly broken down by

1620
01:42:37,680 --> 01:42:41,660
the connection of the Mobius loop of annihilation that satire and irony has been eliminated

1621
01:42:42,160 --> 01:42:45,940
from reality for you. These transmissions should not in any way resemble anyone,

1622
01:42:46,440 --> 01:42:49,750
living or dead, that you may know. Get it? Got it. Good.

1623
01:42:50,230 --> 01:42:53,710
From a perfect circle, separate the work from that artist. While you kick the out

1624
01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:57,510
of this weekend. Make it your bitch. All right. And then we're out. So I

1625
01:42:58,010 --> 01:43:01,990
just have to stop my recording? Yeah, recording stopped.