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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hey everybody i'm hannah and i'm chelsea

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and welcome to smug club we're so glad

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you're here we're so glad you found us

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we don't know if that was intentional we

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don't know if that was accidental

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we don't know if you slipped and

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accidentally hit play and you're like

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what is happening here but regardless of

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how you found us

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we're glad you're here yeah welcome

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welcome to the party welcome to the smut

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the smut party i was hoping i could come

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up with a pun on the spot and i failed

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miserably

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um i appreciate that you tried

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the smut tacular

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nope nope we'll we'll keep trying not

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right now we won't but in the future

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so today

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um we are going to review

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a book called top secret

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by serena bowen and l kennedy they

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partnered up for this one oh okay i

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haven't read this one but i've read some

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l kennedy and i've always thoroughly

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enjoyed her stuff me too

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um and this one i found by accident

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because i had been reading a lot of l

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kennedy um and just picked this one up

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and didn't realize that it was male male

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and actually fell in love with the story

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and so

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i decided to make this our first male

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male review because it is one of my

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comfort books i love it a lot

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okay how many times would you say you've

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read this book because i i've heard you

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describe it as your comfort book several

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times and i know like mine

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and do you do this with your comfort

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books where there will be like times

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where you're like i'm not even reading

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the whole thing cover to cover yeah i'm

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just like

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jumping in at like the 50

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mark just like because i wanted a

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comforting story

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yeah so i would say

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completely through i've read it three

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times okay um one of those i want to say

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was audio

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it still counts it still counts but like

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one of them was audio and then i have

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when i've been in the car and like

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caught up on my podcasts and not i don't

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have an audio book or whatever

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and i'm not in the mu the mood for

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certain music or whatever like i'll put

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this on even if i'm not like doing the

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whole thing you know yeah

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um i will first introduce us to our

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first male main character his name is

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keaton hayworth iii

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um he kind of sounds like a douche a

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little bit he is a uh football player

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he is uh in a fraternity he's currently

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running for frat president for the

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following year

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um he has been dating his girlfriend i

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want to say for like five years her name

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energy from from keaton

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we learn that he is super smart he's a

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bio major

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um and wants to study marine biology and

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he's not just a stereotype exactly he's

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also wicked smart um so we will find in

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this book that there are a lot of tropes

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like the most tropes we have the

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football player we have the fraternity

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all the tropes

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we opened up that like some of those i

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wouldn't even call tropes

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genre their tropes yeah strippers are a

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trope and male male

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i'm learning things and i'm i'm so happy

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to teach you

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so so keaton we open with him with his

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girlfriend annika in a coffee shop

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and um they are discussing the other

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guys in the coffee shop and which ones

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annika finds attractive because we

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discover

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that annika has requested for her 21st

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birthday to have a

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a threesome with another man

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and keaton is he's basically says you

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know what i'm a scientist we're gonna do

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an experiment i don't know if i'm gonna

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be into it but let's find out baby if

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that's what you want for your birthday

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happy birthday we'll make it happen we

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relationship yeah he's like let's let's

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explore this for sure

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but he's also like sweetheart we cannot

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ask anyone we know

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and she's like what do you mean he's

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like i cannot just go ask one of my

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fraternity brothers

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to have a threesome with us yeah he's

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pretty visible in their world yeah yeah

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he's like and then you know well i'll

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have to see him at a reunion in 10 years

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and he's gonna be like there's that

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pervert that has to see my dick like no

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way we're not doing that it has to be a

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annie's like fine okay whatever like i

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trust you you figure it out great

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so keaton decides to download an app

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called kink

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so on this app you can uh select what

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you're looking for what kind of

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experience you're looking for what kind

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of kinks you're into what kind of

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partners you want

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and so he makes a profile this feels

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very much so maybe dating isn't just a

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well-rounded app i mean it's a hookup

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app yeah isn't that what all dating

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appstar does basically yes

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he downloads this app he's a little bit

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nervous but he's also kind of excited

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um and he waits until because all of his

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friends are around and they're talking

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about he's running for frat president

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and all this and that he waits until

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they all leave to go to class and then

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he downloads this app creates a profile

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and kind of jumps in and is like let's

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so then we flash back and forth between

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the two um points of view so our second

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person um his name is luke bailey um he

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is also in the fraternity he is also

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running for frat president in the same

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frat in the same frat and um we learned

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very quickly that he does not have a lot

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of money money is super tight for him um

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he works crazy hours but we don't know

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doing what yet um he's very very smart

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very driven

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wants to get into business and prove

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himself

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he makes a point to say because like a

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vending machine eats his dollar or

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something and the girl behind him offers

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him a dollar and he's like no thanks

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and in his head he's like i will never

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take anyone anything from anyone in this

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school ever

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when i graduate it's gonna be because i

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did it and everybody else can suck it

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like not happening

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um but he is exhausted a lot of the time

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is he openly gay

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he is openly bisexual okay um but he

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advertise it at the frat

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also makes sense yeah yeah so um

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keaton's best friend in the frat hates

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luke deeply

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because luke

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accidentally hooked up with his

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ex-girlfriend at a party because he

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he broke the bro code where

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he didn't but it doesn't seem to matter

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so luke makes some allusions to like him

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his family being kind of a mess not

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having a lot of money

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being super strapped for cash and all

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all that kind of stuff

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um and he also references keaton and

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mentions how much he like [ __ ] hates

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this guy so they live um on the same

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floor in the frat house and keaton has

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the big room

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servant's quarters that's like basically

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a little closet and they share a

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bathroom on like the third floor of this

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frat house

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um and so he is constantly irritated

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with keaton making noise

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and he was gonna do some homework or

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something he gets back to the house he

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was gonna do some homework

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like i'm not really feeling it i'm gonna

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get on kink

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luke is super sex positive he does not

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give a [ __ ] he is just here to do

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whatever he wants to do that feels good

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and is consensual yeah and he found an

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app that

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afforded him that outlet love to see it

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exactly and he's like obviously i do not

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have time at this point to like

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coordinate a whole hookup but

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let's see what's what what am i in the

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mood for i'm in the mood for a threesome

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so he selects it and starts swiping

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and he comes across this profile and

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there is a photo that has the faces

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cropped out and he's like that makes

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sense i don't have my photo in my or my

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face in my photo either

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uh we gotta be careful with this [ __ ]

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um but these two are obviously super hot

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i'm into that

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let's see what's what so he matches with

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someone called lobster shorts that is

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the name of this person

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and he's wearing um lobster short

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swim trunks in the photo so that's where

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it came from i imagine like chubbies

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swimming basically yeah that's the image

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i'm getting okay um so they start

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chatting a little bit and then um

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they start talking about like luke

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starts throwing out okay so

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you know what are you and your girl into

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you know like what what would be the

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rules around this you know can i touch

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you can i touch her do you want me to

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[ __ ] her do you want to [ __ ] me like

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what

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what's happening

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and keaton is like it's cute keaton's

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like jesus christ like i was not being

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prepared

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and he's like bro if you haven't thought

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about this you're not ready and he's

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like no it's not that it's not that i'm

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not open to it it's just that i didn't

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know what to expect and i need a moment

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to kind of consider it

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so

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annie definitely wants you to touch her

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he doesn't use her name but he's like my

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girlfriend definitely wants you to touch

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her so yeah and then i don't know if i

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want you to touch me maybe

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and like i have to say i really

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appreciate the conversations they're

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having

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like

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there's there's no guessing it's all

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open like let's all make sure we're on

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the same page we are all consenting to

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the same thing

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like

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really loving this energy exactly

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so

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when

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lobster shorts says i don't know if i

303
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want you to touch me he's like let's do

304
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an experiment

305
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and he basically starts sexting him a

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scenario of

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uh

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like a guy between his legs right

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and uh like going down on him basically

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preparing to give him a [ __ ] and

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right before like the money moment

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brandon's upset about what's about to

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happen

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right before the money moment

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luke is like

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so you have a homework assignment you

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finish the fantasy and tell me

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tell me what you come up with

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and lobster shorts is like are you

320
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[ __ ] serious

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you're gonna leave me with my dick in my

322
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hands right now and he's like yes i am

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and so

324
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so that's kind of the initial

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interaction um but there's a lot of like

326
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really cute back and forth where

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keaton starts talking about lobster sex

328
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because

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luke was making fun of his lobster

330
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shorts and he's like lobsters are

331
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amazing do you know how they mate and

332
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luke is like what the [ __ ] are you

333
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saying right now

334
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and he's like well

335
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um the dude like pees into the woman's

336
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shelter or the female lobster's shelter

337
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and then she's like i'm into that

338
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and then he comes in and strips off her

339
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shell like a prom dress that's a direct

340
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quote

341
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strips off her prom dress like a like

342
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her strips off her shell like a prom

343
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dress and then they do a missionary

344
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style

345
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and luke was like the [ __ ] is this

346
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i'm learning

347
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more than i thought i would today

348
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,760
whenever i think of lobsters i just

349
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think of like you're my lobster like

350
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when people are like lobsters mate for

351
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life right um but i've never actually

352
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thought of the inner workings of their

353
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sexual intimacy

354
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:58,480
well now you know now i now i absolutely

355
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do

356
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so then um

357
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:05,680
luke is chilling trying to do homework

358
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he's signed out of the app his mom calls

359
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asking him for money apparently this is

360
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,760
a common thing his mom is kind of a

361
00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:13,440
piece of [ __ ] and doesn't really support

362
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:15,760
him which is why he can't live at home

363
00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:17,519
anymore and she's asking him for money

364
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:20,240
which is very frustrating and will

365
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become very important in the future okay

366
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,920
um so he has an older brother who's

367
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recently out of prison

368
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:28,480
and mom is like we decided to start a

369
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business like you should invest and he's

370
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,680
like the [ __ ] is this like absolutely

371
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christ

372
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,720
um

373
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so then

374
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um he goes into where he works and we

375
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,600
find out that he is a male stripper

376
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um

377
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and makes excellent money stripping um

378
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at this club he gets along great with

379
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his

380
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um

381
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,279
co-workers and everything

382
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um

383
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and he starts thinking about

384
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like he he says he needs to pick up some

385
00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,000
extra shifts because he starts thinking

386
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,959
about the

387
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um a huge part of the um fraternity

388
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:07,920
president

389
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:09,600
race campaign whatever the [ __ ] um is

390
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,959
something called the presidential

391
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dance-off

392
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and they have to basically throw a party

393
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like each one of them has to throw a

394
00:14:15,360 --> 00:14:20,320
party under a certain budget

395
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as the thing

396
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,800
and so he's thinking about what he's

397
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:27,040
going to do for his dance off so it's

398
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:29,279
in my head when when i hear dance off i

399
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:31,360
think like dance battle

400
00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:34,000
um right but that's not it because he

401
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:37,440
says like if if this were an actual

402
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:39,839
dance-off i would [ __ ] kill it

403
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:43,360
but it's not so

404
00:14:39,839 --> 00:14:46,399
so i just have to throw a dance

405
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,920
under a certain budget

406
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:50,079
okay continue

407
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:53,440
so then we flash back to keaton

408
00:14:50,079 --> 00:14:54,720
um keaton goes to have um brunch with

409
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,079
his dad

410
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:59,920
um

411
00:14:56,079 --> 00:15:01,360
and um he takes annika with him they

412
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,279
accidentally wake up luke when they're

413
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,880
leaving and he's wicked pissed because

414
00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:06,480
he got in at like two or three in the

415
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,160
morning because he's working at a strip

416
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:11,279
club but nobody knows that

417
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:14,079
so they go to lunch or brunch or

418
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:15,839
whatever rich people do

419
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:18,959
they're filthy rich and that becomes

420
00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:20,639
relevant later um they go to brunch with

421
00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,839
his dad

422
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:25,519
um who starts kind of talking about well

423
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,959
you know when you come work for my

424
00:15:25,519 --> 00:15:29,120
company when you come work for my

425
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:31,440
company and keaton has zero interest in

426
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:34,320
that he wants to go into

427
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:35,120
biology and be like a field researcher

428
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,600
he does not want to be in

429
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:40,560
pharmaceuticals um dad does not

430
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:42,320
understand that and is pressuring him to

431
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:44,560
go for an internship

432
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,560
so

433
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,920
i don't know where this is going

434
00:15:49,839 --> 00:15:52,839
which is like the big so

435
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:56,160
and

436
00:15:52,839 --> 00:15:58,480
sigh okay color me intrigued so

437
00:15:56,160 --> 00:16:01,600
so but that's part of it right is that

438
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:03,199
there is just not a ton of like intense

439
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,759
intrigue in this book there are a couple

440
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:08,560
of moments when you're like god oh

441
00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:10,480
oh man but for the most part it's like

442
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,320
this is really nice

443
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,000
and now that i'm reviewing it i'm like

444
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,120
oh man that might not have been the

445
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,320
choice for

446
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:20,399
this podcast because it is like oh

447
00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,959
that's really nice like it's not that

448
00:16:20,399 --> 00:16:25,120
it's not that intense hannah we can just

449
00:16:22,959 --> 00:16:27,839
review books that we like that are nice

450
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:29,440
to read like not every book has to be

451
00:16:27,839 --> 00:16:31,920
something that we would describe as a

452
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:34,639
dumpster fire

453
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:36,639
honestly it's kind of a nice reprieve

454
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:38,480
that's fair that's fair

455
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:42,079
um i just also want to be entertaining

456
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:42,079
and i don't know that it is so

457
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,639
i mean i'm entertained do you need more

458
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:48,560
wine

459
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:51,279
would wine make it more entertaining for

460
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:53,120
you probably not i mean like i said i'm

461
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:54,160
entertained that's not the issue

462
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,759
um

463
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,880
okay

464
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,800
so

465
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:00,959
um

466
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,160
blah blah blah after

467
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:03,120
the

468
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:08,079
um

469
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:10,799
the brunch keaton it decides to get um

470
00:17:08,079 --> 00:17:13,039
back on the dating app because he feels

471
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:14,799
like he needs a distraction because

472
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:16,640
you know things brunch with his dad

473
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:21,360
wasn't great yeah and this is a couple

474
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:21,360
of days later um and so

475
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:23,760
um

476
00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:27,760
so they start kind of sexting a little

477
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,919
bit

478
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:32,000
um because

479
00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:33,200
who we know is luke but keaton doesn't

480
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,480
know as luke

481
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,320
is like so how'd you do on the

482
00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:39,039
assignment and he was like i'm i'm doing

483
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:40,400
fine and he's like fine like b-minus

484
00:17:39,039 --> 00:17:43,200
and

485
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:46,559
lobster shorts is like uh keaton is like

486
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:49,840
in my family b-minus is a failure so

487
00:17:46,559 --> 00:17:52,160
no oh honey i only do a work

488
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:54,000
um and so

489
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,160
um they start

490
00:17:54,000 --> 00:18:00,160
kind of going back and forth

491
00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:03,440
um and then um

492
00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:06,559
they kind of start again like sexting

493
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:09,919
and um luke starts going into detail

494
00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:10,880
about how he would give him a [ __ ]

495
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:13,200
right

496
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:16,640
um and so

497
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:20,160
they are getting more and more into it

498
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:23,039
keaton is very turned on and he's like

499
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:26,400
well damn okay that sounds like a great

500
00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:28,480
[ __ ] i guess we're going for it here

501
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,480
um

502
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:33,039
so um

503
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,400
then luke does ask him he's like are you

504
00:18:33,039 --> 00:18:35,760
at home

505
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,120
close the door

506
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:38,799
like

507
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,240
i want you to actually do this with me

508
00:18:38,799 --> 00:18:43,200
in real time

509
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:45,039
um and keaton is like oh

510
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:48,880
that is a line

511
00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:48,880
that i am ready to cross

512
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,039
he's like

513
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,559
okay

514
00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:56,320
so it sounds like he didn't have to

515
00:18:54,559 --> 00:19:00,400
think about it much like he's like oh he

516
00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:03,360
didn't okay yeah he didn't um and luke

517
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:06,240
is not at home so center three is his

518
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:08,240
handle on the app he is not at home um

519
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,640
and so he's like i wish i could be doing

520
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:13,039
this with you but i can't but he does

521
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:14,240
take a little sneaky pic of his abs to

522
00:19:13,039 --> 00:19:17,679
send

523
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:20,720
um for him to get off to

524
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:21,600
and so there's a lot of detail about

525
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,480
that

526
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,600
about

527
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,919
like the the sexting [ __ ]

528
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:31,039
um

529
00:19:27,919 --> 00:19:31,039
and um

530
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,960
keaton's like what the [ __ ] just

531
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:39,280
happened like i just came super hard and

532
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:40,880
i was not mentally or emotionally

533
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:43,440
prepared for that

534
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,760
and they did not bring up annika the

535
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:47,520
entire time and the whole point of this

536
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:50,480
is organizing this threesome for her for

537
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,760
her 21st birthday right

538
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,000
and he's like

539
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:56,160
was that cheating he's like i don't

540
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:59,120
think so because i'm doing research for

541
00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:00,799
this threesome like it's not

542
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:04,240
not building a relationship i'm like

543
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:06,000
betting this person it reminds me of um

544
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:09,039
friends and like one of the like the

545
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:12,080
flashback where like

546
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:14,000
because ross and his first wife

547
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,600
has he has multiple wives but him and

548
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,080
his first wife

549
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:21,440
end their marriage because she realizes

550
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:23,280
that she is a lesbian and into women and

551
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:25,200
like a flashback where it's like oh like

552
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:27,120
we're like bringing a woman into the

553
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,720
bedroom and then he's like so have you

554
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:30,320
ever like been having a great time and

555
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,840
then realize like

556
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,440
if you weren't there they'd still be

557
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,600
having a great there's like something

558
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:37,360
like that yeah i don't it's been a long

559
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:39,440
time since i saw the episode but like

560
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:41,760
tonally it feels similar where it's like

561
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,840
we were organizing this for you

562
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:46,159
but then you weren't there

563
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,600
and we had a great time without you yeah

564
00:20:46,159 --> 00:20:48,640
yeah exactly

565
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,020
um

566
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,760
so then um

567
00:20:50,020 --> 00:20:53,919
[Music]

568
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:56,960
uh

569
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:58,000
luke knows that so luke sends the

570
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,400
picture

571
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:02,880
um he knows that

572
00:21:00,400 --> 00:21:04,640
lobster shorts is super into it but he's

573
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:06,159
also like maybe i pushed him too far

574
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,679
because obviously he's in a relationship

575
00:21:06,159 --> 00:21:08,799
with a woman like maybe he's not ready

576
00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:09,919
for all of this

577
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:11,200
especially since like their first

578
00:21:09,919 --> 00:21:13,200
conversation

579
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,360
he was like can i touch you can i touch

580
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,720
her what's the land and keaton was like

581
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,559
oh

582
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,480
i don't know any of this

583
00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:22,240
so luke is not playing around here luke

584
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,520
is not playing around down to business

585
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,960
he's ready to go

586
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:29,120
maybe lobster shorts hasn't

587
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,400
hasn't thought all of this through still

588
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,440
maybe like maybe that's not a fair

589
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:33,600
assessment that he hasn't thought it

590
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:37,200
through still but just like

591
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:39,360
it's a big leap for him yeah so then

592
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,200
keaton is kind of panicking because he

593
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:42,400
had this experience and so he logs out

594
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,559
of the app

595
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:46,159
so then um

596
00:21:44,559 --> 00:21:47,840
luke is back at home

597
00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:49,679
um we find out that the reason he's

598
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:52,640
running for frat president so nobody

599
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:54,480
really likes him in this frat like he's

600
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,159
just kind of there but the reason he's

601
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,600
running for president is he finds out

602
00:21:56,159 --> 00:22:01,919
that the president gets free rent

603
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:04,799
and he really really needs that

604
00:22:01,919 --> 00:22:06,720
he really really needs that so um that's

605
00:22:04,799 --> 00:22:08,400
basically the whole point

606
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:12,880
so then he gets in a little tiff with

607
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:15,600
some of the guys um about um

608
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:20,640
uh pledge week because they want to

609
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:23,760
force the pledges to [ __ ] watermelons

610
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:26,880
and then whoever lasts the longest has

611
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:29,200
to then eat the watermelon stop

612
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:31,919
and luke is like hey

613
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,880
that is sexual assault and they're like

614
00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:35,200
what are you talking about it's

615
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:37,440
hilarious and he's like no

616
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,400
you're forcing them to complete a sexual

617
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:42,080
act

618
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:44,240
while you watch that's sexual assault

619
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,240
like

620
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,440
don't do that and they're like why are

621
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,000
you always raining on our parade

622
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:52,720
remember me he's like i'm trying to make

623
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:55,039
sure we can stay afraid and when we do

624
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:57,200
[ __ ] like this for hazing

625
00:22:55,039 --> 00:23:00,240
we can all get arrested yes

626
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,240
so um

627
00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:06,159
so yeah so that's really awkward

628
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:08,720
um and most of the guys who are on that

629
00:23:06,159 --> 00:23:10,080
uh committee are keaton's friends and so

630
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,679
he tells

631
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:14,240
he sees keaton in the kitchen and he's

632
00:23:11,679 --> 00:23:15,760
looking a little weird

633
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:18,559
a little flustered

634
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:20,559
and so luke is like hey you should

635
00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:22,960
probably tell your buddies to cool it

636
00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:25,039
with the pledge committee stuff like you

637
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:26,240
may want to follow up on that

638
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:28,240
um

639
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,640
and they clearly have a very contentious

640
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,840
relationship like they're not not fans

641
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,360
of each other

642
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,440
um

643
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:36,559
so okay

644
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:40,159
so

645
00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:42,240
um keaton is still

646
00:23:40,159 --> 00:23:44,400
with annika he's trying to figure out

647
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:46,400
what the [ __ ] to do for this dance-off

648
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:48,400
he has planned nothing and it's coming

649
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,480
up really soon and he's kind of freaking

650
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:52,400
out and he's like

651
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:54,320
so they're at brunch again with his dad

652
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,159
and his dad is like well let me tell you

653
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:58,000
what i did and he planned this like

654
00:23:56,159 --> 00:23:59,679
elaborate thing with cirque du soleil

655
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:03,360
performers or some [ __ ]

656
00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:03,360
and keaton's like oh no

657
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:07,520
oh no

658
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,760
i can't do that in two weeks i'm [ __ ]

659
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:12,320
like i'm super [ __ ] okay

660
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:14,640
um because his dad i forget that's why

661
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,919
he was um running in the first place

662
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:18,960
because his dad wanted him to run

663
00:24:15,919 --> 00:24:19,760
because their legacy or whatever um

664
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:22,720
so

665
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,919
he's freaking out he's still messaging

666
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:26,400
center three

667
00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:28,000
on this kink app all the time and it's

668
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,279
kind of escalating more and they're

669
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,200
starting to talk about things that are

670
00:24:29,279 --> 00:24:32,400
not sex related like they're just

671
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,440
talking about

672
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,640
stuff

673
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:36,320
life stuff

674
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:39,039
um

675
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:41,840
and every now and then keaton will be

676
00:24:39,039 --> 00:24:44,559
like oh [ __ ] yeah annika would be super

677
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,000
into watching us do that

678
00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:47,440
like well my girlfriend he doesn't say

679
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,760
her name but like my girlfriend would be

680
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,279
super into watching us do that

681
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,039
yeah

682
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:56,000
because he realizes that maybe he's

683
00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:56,880
crossing a line on some of this stuff

684
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,640
so

685
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,080
um so he's like i should casually

686
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,480
mention that my girlfriend would like to

687
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:04,240
watch that to make me feel better about

688
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:05,840
the things that i am doing that i feel

689
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,240
like i probably shouldn't be doing

690
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:11,360
because i have a girlfriend

691
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:14,559
right got it um and they start doing

692
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:17,120
like weird animal sex facts of the day

693
00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:18,880
because keaton is super into biology and

694
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:21,039
all this other stuff so he talks about

695
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,720
like that apparently kangaroos can

696
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:25,200
masturbate

697
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,640
fun fact that i didn't need to know but

698
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,360
now you do

699
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:31,760
um and like just random things like that

700
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:34,080
and luke is like you know what

701
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:36,480
i kind of like this guy like i actually

702
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:38,000
kind of like him he's really fun i hope

703
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,640
that this whole

704
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:43,120
threesome thing really does happen so

705
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,640
how far out is her birthday like two

706
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:46,880
months

707
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,960
oh so we really we put more time into

708
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:51,679
planning this than the dance off yes

709
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,880
okay so her birthday is like right after

710
00:25:51,679 --> 00:25:54,000
the new year

711
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,880
um

712
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,320
so

713
00:25:54,880 --> 00:26:00,240
um there you know luke is exhausted

714
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:02,559
because he's working crazy hours and

715
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,080
doing all this school stuff super

716
00:26:02,559 --> 00:26:05,760
irritated with keaton because he always

717
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:08,159
has his music too loud and is making too

718
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,200
much noise and at one point annika is

719
00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:11,120
over

720
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:13,360
um in keaton's room

721
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,720
and is complaining about something and

722
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,480
he's like

723
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,240
if y'all don't even have the decency to

724
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:20,559
have sex so that i can hear it can you

725
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:23,520
shut the [ __ ] up like i cannot with

726
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:26,000
y'all right now like he's so irritated

727
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:28,880
so do we like the girlfriend or are we

728
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:31,279
supposed to be annoyed by her so she's a

729
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,360
little bit of like a rich [ __ ]

730
00:26:31,279 --> 00:26:35,200
connecticut kind of situation but she's

731
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:36,240
also very sweet

732
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,039
um

733
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,200
so

734
00:26:37,039 --> 00:26:41,520
like a little bit of both

735
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:44,080
so then keaton decides he knows what

736
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,159
he's gonna do for the dance off and he's

737
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:48,159
like i'm gonna make this [ __ ] happen so

738
00:26:46,159 --> 00:26:51,440
he decides to throw a

739
00:26:48,159 --> 00:26:53,600
beach party in december

740
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:55,200
so he gets all these heaters

741
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:58,320
sand

742
00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:00,480
lays booze all that stuff

743
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:02,000
um and it's a great party

744
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,000
however

745
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,640
he starts to take note of some of the

746
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,919
other dudes and their bathing suits and

747
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:11,600
i was like

748
00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:14,799
huh good for him like that's good

749
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:16,640
nice like okay and he actually has the

750
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,159
thought he's like it used to be when i

751
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:20,320
was at the gym and i saw a guy doing

752
00:27:18,159 --> 00:27:21,240
squats i'd be like nice form and now i'm

753
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,679
like nice

754
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,120
[Laughter]

755
00:27:23,679 --> 00:27:28,320
so

756
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:29,520
um so then he and annika like he kind of

757
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,919
alludes to the fact that they haven't

758
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:33,600
really been having sex regularly lately

759
00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:34,960
um but they've been together for so long

760
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,120
that it's not really a big deal it's

761
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,799
just like one of those things uh but

762
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:40,000
they do have sex the night of his dance

763
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:42,320
off

764
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,240
because he got so turned on watching the

765
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,799
one gay brother in the fraternity making

766
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:49,279
out with another dude but he neglects to

767
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:51,440
tell his girlfriend that bit

768
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:52,880
right would you

769
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,640
probably

770
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,080
well maybe not

771
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,279
actually

772
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,720
like

773
00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:00,799
i think it

774
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:04,960
i don't cuz like just thinking it

775
00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:04,960
through i'm like okay would you be like

776
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,960
i want

777
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:10,720
like because it does it wasn't really

778
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,320
about getting off with her it was just

779
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:15,760
that other things

780
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:16,720
aroused him and and other men aroused

781
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,679
him

782
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,760
and

783
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:21,440
i guess if i was 21 in that situation i

784
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,799
probably would do the same thing

785
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:25,279
yeah like

786
00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:27,279
trying to figure out your sexuality and

787
00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:29,679
it's like already been like not

788
00:28:27,279 --> 00:28:30,799
consistent sex with your partner and

789
00:28:29,679 --> 00:28:31,600
then

790
00:28:30,799 --> 00:28:33,279
like

791
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:36,720
i don't know

792
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:38,960
how i would receive that right be like

793
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:42,159
i just really needed to get my dick wet

794
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:44,399
because someone else made me really hot

795
00:28:42,159 --> 00:28:45,279
and you were the option that i have

796
00:28:44,399 --> 00:28:46,960
right

797
00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:49,600
i mean that might be like a really like

798
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,440
harsh way of of cutting that but i'm

799
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,279
like maybe a little bit yeah

800
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,960
but i'm like yeah i don't

801
00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:56,799
i don't know if i would you how you

802
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,640
would if you tell him i mean he does

803
00:28:56,799 --> 00:29:00,720
talk about how much he loves her and how

804
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,600
gorgeous she is and all this and that i

805
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:06,320
i mean he he does care for her i'm not

806
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:08,559
disputing that he cares for her i'm just

807
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,720
purely going off of his motivations for

808
00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:13,440
this sexual encounter

809
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,159
little column a little column b

810
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:18,320
maybe column c

811
00:29:16,159 --> 00:29:22,559
lots of c indeed

812
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,559
um so lots of d indeed

813
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:26,720
so that just makes me think of there's a

814
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,880
big boy song well technically i guess

815
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:32,640
it's big grams he did it never mind but

816
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:35,520
he says um

817
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,960
she needs a vitamin d overdose and i do

818
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,799
mean d

819
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,799
and that's all i can think about now

820
00:29:38,799 --> 00:29:41,919
that's one of my favorite lines of music

821
00:29:40,799 --> 00:29:43,919
ever

822
00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:45,520
yeah i just not it wasn't a line of

823
00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:48,480
music but i once remember having a

824
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:50,159
conversation with co-workers and

825
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,320
someone had an actual vitamin d

826
00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:54,480
deficiency

827
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,240
and one of the dudes was like

828
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,279
i don't have a vitamin d deficiency then

829
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,960
he's like well

830
00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:01,200
maybe it's like just like took it and

831
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,960
ran with it forever and we're like

832
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:06,640
you're just describing the size of your

833
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:09,279
dick with a vitamin d deficiency analogy

834
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:12,799
and you have continued this analogy for

835
00:30:09,279 --> 00:30:14,159
a while too far

836
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,840
that was kind of

837
00:30:14,159 --> 00:30:17,679
his style

838
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,679
was that the energy he brings yeah the

839
00:30:17,679 --> 00:30:23,679
energy he brought was that joke should

840
00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:25,360
have ended a few sentences ago

841
00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:27,200
i hate that when it's like sweetheart

842
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:29,679
you did so good

843
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:32,399
but you need to stop if i'm like reign

844
00:30:29,679 --> 00:30:34,559
it in just a smidge pull it in and we'd

845
00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:36,480
be at the sweet spot but you keep

846
00:30:34,559 --> 00:30:38,159
passing the sweet spot

847
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,880
and that's why you have a vitamin d

848
00:30:38,159 --> 00:30:40,880
deficiency

849
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:47,039
hey there's my puppies

850
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,240
we'll get you right back to the show in

851
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:49,760
just a moment

852
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,520
but first

853
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,039
do you like us

854
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,399
maybe even

855
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:56,960
love us

856
00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:58,720
because we sure love you

857
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,799
and if you do love us

858
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,640
don't tease us

859
00:31:00,799 --> 00:31:05,039
tell us in those ratings and reviews

860
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,600
wherever you're listening right now

861
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:09,760
maybe even send us over to a special

862
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,840
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

863
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,600
smutty with us

864
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:14,480
because you know the first rule of smug

865
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,600
club

866
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,720
is to talk about smut club

867
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,640
all right

868
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:24,000
i won't keep you any longer

869
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,000
let's get back to the show

870
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:32,480
[Music]

871
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:34,720
okay so annie and keaton phone because

872
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:37,120
he's aroused by the other people at the

873
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:39,440
party he does still he's is still into

874
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:41,279
her but once again

875
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,720
yeah that's not something at 21 that i

876
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:46,320
like i don't think there's a way to like

877
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:50,080
tactfully say that right at 21 at least

878
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:53,039
i didn't have that tact no nor would i

879
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:55,279
um so then um

880
00:31:53,039 --> 00:31:57,519
luke is like damn like he did a really

881
00:31:55,279 --> 00:32:01,440
good job with this party

882
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:03,919
um but i'm not worried i think i got it

883
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,919
so keaton is super irritated because

884
00:32:03,919 --> 00:32:08,399
luke tells everybody they have to come

885
00:32:05,919 --> 00:32:10,720
in like

886
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:11,760
like semi-formal

887
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,320
wear

888
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,840
it's a classier party yeah and it's the

889
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:18,240
dinner party

890
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:21,600
and the servers are all

891
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:23,600
stupid hot like they all have like huge

892
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:25,519
tits and they're gorgeous are they all

893
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:28,799
the stripper friends yes but they don't

894
00:32:25,519 --> 00:32:30,640
know that so the guys are all like

895
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:32,480
hey

896
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:34,080
while they're being served this food and

897
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,960
the food is delicious

898
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:38,399
um and then um one of the guys is like

899
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,080
so is that it

900
00:32:38,399 --> 00:32:42,480
like this we just had a dinner party

901
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:45,039
with hot servers this was the party and

902
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:47,679
then luke is like if everyone will raise

903
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:49,200
your glasses and so they all raise up

904
00:32:47,679 --> 00:32:50,640
and he just stands there and they're

905
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,640
like are you are you gonna make your

906
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:55,519
stupid toast or whatever he's like no i

907
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,120
just needed you to move your [ __ ]

908
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,440
and then all the girls come out and they

909
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:02,159
get on the table and start dancing

910
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:04,799
and keen is like [ __ ] me running like he

911
00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:07,279
really did this like damn

912
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:10,559
um and he had like poker tables set up

913
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:11,360
and like the guys were all super into it

914
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:12,320
so

915
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,159
um

916
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,159
luke feels like he nailed it and he's

917
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:18,320
like yeah they're my my friends from

918
00:33:16,159 --> 00:33:21,120
work like i just paid them a little

919
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:22,480
extra to come help me

920
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,080
um but the guys don't know that so

921
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,919
they're all like how do you know so many

922
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,200
strippers teach me your ways and he's

923
00:33:25,919 --> 00:33:29,440
like no

924
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:30,640
um

925
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:33,200
um

926
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,200
he's like he was also like do not touch

927
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,799
them i will [ __ ] you up

928
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:38,880
and at the end he was like there was

929
00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:41,440
only one stupid sophomore that i had to

930
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:44,559
punch in the face so overall good night

931
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:46,720
honestly for a frat party filled with

932
00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:48,559
strippers pretty good yeah that feels

933
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,720
like good odds pretty good like okay

934
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:54,399
because a sophomore you're what like 19

935
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:56,000
maybe 20 19 20 yeah yeah so like

936
00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:57,360
like your brain's not fully developed i

937
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,080
mean none of their brains are so like

938
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:02,559
for their level of brain development

939
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:04,080
only one feels like good odds pretty

940
00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:04,840
good pretty decent

941
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,640
so

942
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:08,399
um

943
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,399
that goes all really well they're

944
00:34:08,399 --> 00:34:12,960
continuing to message on the app they

945
00:34:10,399 --> 00:34:14,720
don't realize that it's the two of them

946
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,679
messaging back and forth

947
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,480
um

948
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,359
they

949
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,520
uh

950
00:34:17,359 --> 00:34:21,440
keaton

951
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,879
is really upset about spending time with

952
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,679
his parents over christmas because his

953
00:34:22,879 --> 00:34:28,159
dad is continuing to pressure him about

954
00:34:25,679 --> 00:34:29,359
uh the internship at his company and all

955
00:34:28,159 --> 00:34:31,440
this other stuff

956
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:33,440
um luke is really upset because when he

957
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,399
goes home his mom just continues to ask

958
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,119
him for money

959
00:34:34,399 --> 00:34:39,760
for various things and then his brother

960
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:41,919
calls him the f word and demands that he

961
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:44,560
pay him or he's gonna tell all of his

962
00:34:41,919 --> 00:34:47,520
fraternity brothers that he's a stripper

963
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:49,440
which is just not ideal like that is not

964
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,159
what we want from our big brother you

965
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,440
know to put it mildly yeah or from

966
00:34:52,159 --> 00:34:56,159
anyone like we don't want that from

967
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:58,960
anyone but especially our big brother

968
00:34:56,159 --> 00:35:00,640
um so luke is really frustrated and

969
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:03,920
upset by this whole thing

970
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,760
so um he winds up messaging lobster

971
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:08,160
shorts who is keaton

972
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,920
um and is like what are you doing on the

973
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:14,480
app like aren't you spending time with

974
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:18,000
family and keaton is like nope are you

975
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:20,160
and keaton's like i would rather be

976
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:22,560
like be dead than deal with that [ __ ]

977
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,599
right now so then they

978
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,240
uh

979
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:31,119
start sending each other videos

980
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:33,280
no faces but of them jacking it and

981
00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:35,359
super hot and girlfriend still doesn't

982
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,640
know she still does not know that keaton

983
00:35:35,359 --> 00:35:38,880
is on this app

984
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:41,520
she knows that he has committed to

985
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,200
organizing this threesome for them

986
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,560
she does not know he's on this app so

987
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,640
that actually comes up over this

988
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:49,119
christmas exchange

989
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,480
where luke is like bro is there even a

990
00:35:49,119 --> 00:35:52,480
girl

991
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:54,560
like it's cool if there's not

992
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:56,079
but like you need to tell me because

993
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:58,240
this is not

994
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,560
yeah she needs to know because he wants

995
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,240
to see pictures of their faces

996
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,960
and keaton's like i can't send that to

997
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,359
you

998
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,640
because my girlfriend doesn't know he's

999
00:36:05,359 --> 00:36:08,000
like well if your girlfriend doesn't

1000
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,960
know then what the [ __ ] are we doing

1001
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,200
right now

1002
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:13,920
yeah it's a little scaby

1003
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,599
so i appreciate luke's principles and

1004
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:17,760
morals yes

1005
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:21,359
so keaton then promises he's gonna tell

1006
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:22,480
annika when he gets back um from from

1007
00:36:21,359 --> 00:36:24,160
christmas

1008
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:26,160
um

1009
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,640
so he does he talks to annika and he's

1010
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,960
like listen i found this guy he seems

1011
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,800
really great but then he realizes he

1012
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:34,400
doesn't want to show her

1013
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,839
the messages that they've been sending

1014
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:38,960
back and forth because it's all them

1015
00:36:35,839 --> 00:36:40,880
sexting and he's like oh yeah it's a

1016
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,480
it's way more messages than she would be

1017
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,800
bargaining for without

1018
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,480
yeah so he just takes like a screenshot

1019
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:48,400
of a couple

1020
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:52,000
and sends them to her

1021
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:54,240
um also if y'all hear what sounds like a

1022
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,680
whale crying in the background it's my

1023
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:58,960
pug crying on not crying snoring

1024
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,320
on the floor

1025
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,640
um

1026
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,880
i hear it very loudly

1027
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,920
too and so if if y'all are hearing it as

1028
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:09,440
well

1029
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:13,280
um it's not a weird animal sex fact from

1030
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:16,880
this book it's just my dog who's a pug

1031
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:19,680
so he has some breathing issues

1032
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:21,839
he snores he does it's very endearing

1033
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:24,720
and the nasal strips don't work for him

1034
00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:28,079
because he doesn't really have a snout

1035
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:30,480
he doesn't bless his little pug face

1036
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:32,720
we love him we do sorry just needed to

1037
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:34,160
give that caveat in case you all hear it

1038
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:37,040
that weird sound

1039
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:37,920
is brandon is brandon the pug

1040
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:40,480
so

1041
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:42,880
keaton sends these screenshots to annika

1042
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,520
to tell her that he found their person

1043
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:48,000
because this hookup is supposed to be in

1044
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,440
like 10 days for her birthday for her

1045
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:54,000
21st birthday

1046
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:56,000
so she's like uh who is this person

1047
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:58,400
and he's like no listen like i vetted

1048
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,720
him he seems really great blah blah blah

1049
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:03,599
blah and she's like

1050
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:05,599
okay i guess

1051
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:08,480
so they

1052
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:10,960
so they decide um they're gonna get a

1053
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,800
hotel room and they're gonna do all this

1054
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,920
stuff so then

1055
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:19,240
um keaton tells luke

1056
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,240
bye brandon

1057
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:24,000
so brandon has cbd treats

1058
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,839
that he gets like one each morning to

1059
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,720
stay calm but knowing that we were

1060
00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:30,800
recording today i gave him two

1061
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,720
and to be fair with his weight size that

1062
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,800
is appropriate no one

1063
00:38:32,720 --> 00:38:37,839
don't panic yeah don't panic don't at me

1064
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:40,160
about this it is entirely okay um but we

1065
00:38:37,839 --> 00:38:42,000
have a little like bed next to us on the

1066
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,359
ground so my husband just came and

1067
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,440
picked him up and

1068
00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:48,480
put him on the couch

1069
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:52,480
he just needed a little relocation

1070
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:55,119
he did bless his sweet little pug soul

1071
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:58,839
he's so precious he's the purest

1072
00:38:55,119 --> 00:39:01,760
little being he is like

1073
00:38:58,839 --> 00:39:05,200
i we're we're obsessed with our pets

1074
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:07,920
we're one of those households like

1075
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:11,599
we are definitely a our pets are our

1076
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:13,119
children as are we household so

1077
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:15,200
i think it's also why we're friends both

1078
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:16,160
of our dogs wear diapers yup

1079
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,520
like

1080
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,119
you know we can get into that another

1081
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:21,040
time

1082
00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:23,839
maybe we won't and he's asking some

1083
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:27,359
questions about like so where did you

1084
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:31,520
find this guy and what's going on yeah

1085
00:39:27,359 --> 00:39:33,200
yeah exactly so um keaton is like

1086
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,040
telling her basically no i've been

1087
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,000
vetting him he's fantastic we're gonna

1088
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,880
do this

1089
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,200
um

1090
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,520
so then he coordinates with luke luke is

1091
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,200
like okay um i'll see if i can get the

1092
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:46,000
night off of work we'll make it happen

1093
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:48,240
book the hotel like let's do this [ __ ]

1094
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,440
so the night arrives

1095
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:54,240
of annie's 21st birthday

1096
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:57,200
keaton is having a great time and he is

1097
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:58,800
super excited to meet this guy he still

1098
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,520
doesn't know his name and has never seen

1099
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,040
his face but he has very much enjoyed

1100
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,319
their conversations he feels like

1101
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,760
they're getting to know each other

1102
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,680
they're learning more

1103
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:10,079
um like he's learning that you know this

1104
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:12,880
guy has issues with money and he works a

1105
00:40:10,079 --> 00:40:14,720
lot and um you know all these different

1106
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,800
things about each other they're they

1107
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:18,720
really like each other they're they're

1108
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,280
building a friendship

1109
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:22,560
so he's very excited to meet this guy

1110
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:24,480
however

1111
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,960
annie is like

1112
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:29,040
is someone actually coming

1113
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:31,440
tonight

1114
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,760
and keaton is like yes

1115
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:36,160
you asked me for this and i told you i

1116
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,680
was going to do it and i always follow

1117
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,119
through on a promise like when she's

1118
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,640
saying that like does she not want

1119
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:43,680
someone to does she not believe that he

1120
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:45,760
actually did it both okay both

1121
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,440
like she's like almost like a

1122
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:49,440
yeah this was fun in theory but like now

1123
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:52,000
that we're here like oh

1124
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:54,160
we're we're really doing this now right

1125
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,560
okay so she's like

1126
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:58,720
i don't want to do this and he's like

1127
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:01,040
are you serious like

1128
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:04,000
you asked me for this

1129
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:05,680
and she's like yeah but

1130
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,760
i just thought you would get the hint

1131
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:09,839
that we need to spice up our sex life

1132
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,280
and suggest like edible underwear or

1133
00:41:09,839 --> 00:41:13,040
some handcuffs or something i didn't

1134
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,640
think you'd actually do it

1135
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:17,839
and he's like

1136
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:20,800
i promised you that i would do it

1137
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:22,800
he's on his way here right now

1138
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,640
but he's like obviously

1139
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,160
i'm never gonna force my girlfriend to

1140
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,119
do something that she's not comfortable

1141
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,560
with sexually so like what the [ __ ] like

1142
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:32,240
i'm [ __ ] now

1143
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:34,560
um and that actually happens earlier in

1144
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,839
the book too like he's super horny when

1145
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,599
he wakes up in the morning and like

1146
00:41:35,839 --> 00:41:40,480
rolls over to like nuzzle on her and

1147
00:41:37,599 --> 00:41:42,560
she's like i am sleepy and he's like

1148
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,720
okay honey i love you he's like cause

1149
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:47,599
only a dick wakes up your girlfriend for

1150
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,040
sex when she's trying to sleep

1151
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:50,880
oh

1152
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,040
i mean yeah it is very endearing and

1153
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:56,000
very sweet but i'm also kind of like

1154
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,280
annika well i'm like you you can't have

1155
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,760
both

1156
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:03,839
you can't like want things spicier and

1157
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,839
then like if the biggest spice

1158
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,000
if the

1159
00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:09,839
if the red pepper flakes of the

1160
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:12,640
situation

1161
00:42:09,839 --> 00:42:15,040
are that he woke you up

1162
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,560
nuzzling him like that's

1163
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,560
that's like

1164
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,880
garlic what are you what do you have in

1165
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:23,200
your head apparently edible underwear

1166
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,280
was her whole solution right or

1167
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,760
handcuffs or something

1168
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:29,359
so keenan was like well [ __ ] like he's

1169
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:31,040
on his way here right now he's gonna be

1170
00:42:29,359 --> 00:42:32,960
here like any second and keaton's super

1171
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:34,880
excited to meet him exactly so he is

1172
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,680
like really embarrassed and he doesn't

1173
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:39,680
want his new friend to think that he's

1174
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,839
the one backing out

1175
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,040
and he's like [ __ ]

1176
00:42:41,839 --> 00:42:45,119
so she's like we'll just message him

1177
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,319
right now and tell him not to come oh

1178
00:42:45,119 --> 00:42:47,839
and he's like

1179
00:42:46,319 --> 00:42:49,520
okay okay

1180
00:42:47,839 --> 00:42:51,119
so like as he's pulling his phone out

1181
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,640
there's a knock on the door

1182
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:55,040
and then we switch to luke's perspective

1183
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,640
and luke is super excited he took the

1184
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:58,480
night off of work which is a big deal

1185
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,960
for him because money matters

1186
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,240
and he cleaned up and he's super excited

1187
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,160
and he's like i wonder if i'm at the

1188
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:06,319
right room but i hear male and female

1189
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:07,440
voices so must be

1190
00:43:06,319 --> 00:43:10,160
and then

1191
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:13,520
keaton who is his roommate

1192
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,760
opens the [ __ ] door and he is like

1193
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,760
hey

1194
00:43:16,319 --> 00:43:21,839
they're like uh

1195
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:24,720
i think i have the wrong

1196
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:27,920
room neither of them saw this coming no

1197
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:30,960
not even a little bit so then keaton

1198
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,400
uh says actually like we're uh we're

1199
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:34,560
good

1200
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:37,040
we're good um

1201
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:38,000
like kind of ends up giving them an out

1202
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,720
because

1203
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,920
he's like oh oh i know you yeah we're

1204
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:43,599
good so

1205
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,119
okay no okay

1206
00:43:43,599 --> 00:43:47,599
so then luke starts to get a little

1207
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:50,400
heated and he's like

1208
00:43:47,599 --> 00:43:52,800
what so annika's in there annika's in

1209
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:54,640
there the the daughter of like she's

1210
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,880
some kind of heiress to some huge

1211
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:59,359
fortune or some [ __ ] he's like

1212
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,560
so so annie's in there she wants to get

1213
00:43:59,359 --> 00:44:02,000
doubled down

1214
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,240
you right are we doing this or what

1215
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:06,160
because he's like super pissed because

1216
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,440
they both think that they like catfished

1217
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,880
each other

1218
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:10,960
and he's like

1219
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,880
they're both like no this is just a

1220
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:15,119
stupid coincidence and i had no [ __ ]

1221
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,640
clue this is crazy

1222
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:18,480
and again luke is super pissed he took

1223
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,640
the night off of work and so keaton's

1224
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:24,960
like well can't you just like

1225
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:26,240
go in now he's like no jackass for

1226
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,079
somebody who's never worked a day in

1227
00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,520
their life i'm already going to be late

1228
00:44:28,079 --> 00:44:30,720
my boss is going to be pissed i don't

1229
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,319
know that i'm going to get what i need

1230
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:33,680
to get blah blah blah

1231
00:44:32,319 --> 00:44:35,440
um and caitlyn's like well i'm really

1232
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:38,960
sorry but you should go

1233
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:40,640
thanks bye hmm awkward yeah

1234
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:43,040
and very disappointing because they both

1235
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:44,000
really liked this person that they found

1236
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:47,040
so then

1237
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:49,119
um luke goes to work and he gets smash

1238
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,280
hammer drunk afterwards with the other

1239
00:44:49,119 --> 00:44:52,400
strippers and then

1240
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:53,520
um

1241
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,480
he

1242
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:56,880
uh

1243
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,240
takes an uber home

1244
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,319
and he's starting to feel like he's

1245
00:44:58,240 --> 00:45:01,680
sobered up a little bit he goes upstairs

1246
00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:04,160
and he hears

1247
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,480
music and stuff happening in keaton's

1248
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,319
room and he's like whatever i guess they

1249
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:10,960
decided to come back here instead of

1250
00:45:08,319 --> 00:45:13,040
staying in the hotel doesn't matter

1251
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,640
but then all of a sudden keaton like

1252
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,680
busts into his room and is like where

1253
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,440
have you been all night i've been

1254
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:19,839
waiting for you all night what are you

1255
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,280
doing and he's like bro

1256
00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:23,119
you need to calm down are you drunk

1257
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,119
right now and he's like yes i'm drunk

1258
00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:26,480
annika broke up with me and he's like

1259
00:45:25,119 --> 00:45:29,040
what

1260
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:29,920
and he's like yeah she said that

1261
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,680
um

1262
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,599
the passion isn't there in our

1263
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,440
relationship anymore

1264
00:45:33,599 --> 00:45:36,800
and she thought you know i was gonna

1265
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:39,119
spice it up with some handcuffs or

1266
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:41,200
something and that's why she backed out

1267
00:45:39,119 --> 00:45:42,480
and blah blah blah blah and he's very

1268
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,400
heartbroken because again they've been

1269
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,160
together for a really long time

1270
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:49,200
so he's heartbroken i'm really

1271
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,560
frustrated and um luke is like well what

1272
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:52,240
do you want me to do about it and then

1273
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:54,000
they kind of start making out a little

1274
00:45:52,240 --> 00:45:56,480
bit

1275
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,160
like the sexual tension has built

1276
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,720
they start making out a little bit and

1277
00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:01,680
then keaton's like holy [ __ ] i'm like

1278
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:04,079
ah

1279
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,640
oh this is this is where the red pepper

1280
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:09,119
flakes were and not with annika exactly

1281
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:11,280
he was like oh my god um so then i i'm

1282
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:12,880
pretty sure that at this point luke

1283
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:16,079
blows him

1284
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,760
pretty sure um and then

1285
00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:19,760
like jacks himself and comes on his

1286
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,680
chest or something like that whatever

1287
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,920
it's not really relevant to the story to

1288
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:27,040
be honest but they have like their first

1289
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:29,520
sort of sexual experience together

1290
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:32,000
um they're both intoxicated

1291
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:34,560
um and then keaton is kind of freaking

1292
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,079
out afterwards like grabs his stuff and

1293
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:38,800
like hustles

1294
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:40,319
he's like oh god like

1295
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,800
hustles on out

1296
00:46:40,319 --> 00:46:44,640
um so then there's more of this like

1297
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,800
awkward tension they see each other

1298
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:48,880
around the frat house and luke is

1299
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,960
starting to get kind of irritated so

1300
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:53,520
he's making like little snide comments

1301
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,280
but then he gets surprised that keaton

1302
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,040
starts returning these snide comments

1303
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,400
they get back on kink they're continuing

1304
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,440
to chat

1305
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,040
and then

1306
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:03,680
um

1307
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:06,880
they just start [ __ ] basically

1308
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:08,400
um like that's basically what it is

1309
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:10,000
and keaton

1310
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,760
luke tells keaton that he is like a

1311
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,760
golden retriever puppy

1312
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:15,359
because he's just so happy all the time

1313
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,359
and he just wants to play with a frisbee

1314
00:47:15,359 --> 00:47:19,119
and he's really excited to be part of

1315
00:47:17,359 --> 00:47:23,760
the group and is just looking forward to

1316
00:47:19,119 --> 00:47:25,599
it and luke is not even a dog he is an

1317
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:28,400
alley cat passing through and he's not

1318
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:30,559
interested in the commitment

1319
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:33,200
and keaton is like that's fine but i'm

1320
00:47:30,559 --> 00:47:34,960
asking for exclusivity it will only be

1321
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,800
the two of us like if i'm [ __ ] you

1322
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,040
nobody else is [ __ ] you

1323
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,480
and luke also has been unwilling now

1324
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,440
that i said that luke has also been

1325
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:45,839
unwilling for keaton to [ __ ] him so far

1326
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,839
luke has [ __ ] keaton

1327
00:47:45,839 --> 00:47:51,119
um but not the other way around

1328
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:53,760
um lots of [ __ ] and

1329
00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:55,040
uh tustin jimber lakes and

1330
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,720
uh other

1331
00:47:55,040 --> 00:48:00,400
other things

1332
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:02,240
um so then they

1333
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,920
they're having fun i mean they're

1334
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:05,200
they're just having fun kind of hanging

1335
00:48:03,920 --> 00:48:07,359
out they're keeping a secret from the

1336
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:09,119
frat um

1337
00:48:07,359 --> 00:48:10,000
the

1338
00:48:09,119 --> 00:48:13,040
then

1339
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,839
luke gets a phone call from his mom

1340
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:17,119
and uh keaton overhears him yelling in

1341
00:48:15,839 --> 00:48:18,839
the other room and he's like the [ __ ] is

1342
00:48:17,119 --> 00:48:21,920
that so he goes and he's kind of

1343
00:48:18,839 --> 00:48:24,400
eavesdropping and he hears

1344
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,920
luke say well i don't have a car mom i

1345
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:28,000
don't know how i'm going to get there

1346
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,880
fine whatever i'll try to borrow a car

1347
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,800
bye

1348
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:33,280
and so his mom had called asking for

1349
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:35,119
money because she spent all of their

1350
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,200
money and didn't have enough to pay her

1351
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:39,520
heat bill and this is new england in the

1352
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,880
winter and so he was like well damn like

1353
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,280
i can't i'm not gonna be able to sleep

1354
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,160
at night if i let my mom [ __ ] freeze

1355
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,319
to death

1356
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,160
so keaton is like let me drive you and

1357
00:48:46,319 --> 00:48:49,680
luke is like for the love of god please

1358
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:51,760
no like

1359
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,520
no luke is the commitment phobe in all

1360
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:55,920
this he's like absolutely not

1361
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,720
caitlyn's like bro come on

1362
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:59,599
so he takes him it's very awkward

1363
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:02,960
um

1364
00:48:59,599 --> 00:49:04,559
they go find his brother as well and

1365
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,920
keaton watches

1366
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:08,559
luke's brother

1367
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:10,800
again call him the f word

1368
00:49:08,559 --> 00:49:13,599
and just be very belittling and threaten

1369
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:15,520
to beat him up and stuff

1370
00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:17,200
and even makes derogatory comments

1371
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,359
towards keaton when keaton gets out of

1372
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,400
the car thinking he needs to help

1373
00:49:19,359 --> 00:49:24,480
luke

1374
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:26,720
um and he's like bro your family

1375
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:28,880
your family and he's like yeah i know

1376
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:31,680
let's never talk about it again

1377
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:33,200
he's just deeply ashamed of of his

1378
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:35,040
family

1379
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:36,960
um so

1380
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,079
things continue to progress

1381
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,280
um

1382
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:41,280
they are

1383
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:44,240
banging a lot

1384
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:46,559
um and keaton's super into it however he

1385
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:48,079
misses annika a lot because that was

1386
00:49:46,559 --> 00:49:49,839
like his best friend even if they

1387
00:49:48,079 --> 00:49:51,119
weren't like sexually compatible

1388
00:49:49,839 --> 00:49:52,640
necessarily

1389
00:49:51,119 --> 00:49:53,680
he really misses his best friend yeah

1390
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,680
it's been a long time in their

1391
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:57,680
relationship and he's like i wish i had

1392
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:59,920
somebody to talk to about luke but i

1393
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:01,680
don't because i can't talk to any of my

1394
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:04,240
frat brothers about it

1395
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:07,119
so he he winds up calling annika annika

1396
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:09,839
tells him that she's also dating someone

1397
00:50:07,119 --> 00:50:11,440
and they miss each other and and so they

1398
00:50:09,839 --> 00:50:13,760
start platonically hanging out again

1399
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:15,839
which luke feels weird about which makes

1400
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,680
keaton really happy i'm gonna say luke

1401
00:50:15,839 --> 00:50:19,010
feels weird about it so keaton's like

1402
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:21,520
hell yeah he's like

1403
00:50:19,010 --> 00:50:23,680
[Laughter]

1404
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,440
he's like do you love me i bet you love

1405
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,680
me because he's like a golden retriever

1406
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:29,920
puppy he's so excited about everything

1407
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,760
um so then

1408
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:34,400
um

1409
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:35,359
keaton finds out that it is

1410
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,720
luke's

1411
00:50:35,359 --> 00:50:38,400
birthday

1412
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:40,720
luke wasn't gonna tell anybody anything

1413
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,160
about [ __ ] but one of the other brothers

1414
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,800
knew so they were planning a party for

1415
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,920
his birthday oh so keith

1416
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,599
is like

1417
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:50,880
hey babe

1418
00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:52,480
uh you wanna come on a drive with me

1419
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,240
and luke's like not really i was gonna

1420
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:56,800
go for a run and he's like nope you

1421
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:58,400
promised we're going thanks

1422
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,920
so they start driving

1423
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,520
luke thinks they're going into town or

1424
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,760
something and

1425
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:06,720
all of a sudden keaton is driving

1426
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:09,359
to the city it's like where are we going

1427
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:11,599
and he's like don't worry about it

1428
00:51:09,359 --> 00:51:14,079
and luke is like i don't play that

1429
00:51:11,599 --> 00:51:15,520
[ __ ] game where are we going right

1430
00:51:14,079 --> 00:51:17,520
now or i'm going to jump out of the car

1431
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:20,400
while it's moving like luke is a very

1432
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:22,960
aggressive salty pretzel he is

1433
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:25,920
very salty about everything

1434
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:28,720
um i prefer the like the honey mustard

1435
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:30,960
and onion pretzels

1436
00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:33,520
noted

1437
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,720
uh like the straight salt ones

1438
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,720
that's that's

1439
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:38,720
if anything he's salt and vinegar if

1440
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:40,319
anything he's

1441
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:43,119
i can work with salt and vinegar i do

1442
00:51:40,319 --> 00:51:45,520
enjoy salt and vinegar yeah myself

1443
00:51:43,119 --> 00:51:48,319
um but that's that's the energy that

1444
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,480
luke brings very soft like

1445
00:51:48,319 --> 00:51:52,319
we we but we also like understand his

1446
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,319
life history and like we

1447
00:51:52,319 --> 00:51:56,640
we see how he got there and we love him

1448
00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:57,760
and support him through it exactly

1449
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,880
so

1450
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:04,720
um turns out keaton has planned

1451
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:07,760
a weekend getaway for his birthday and

1452
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:10,160
um when they go into the hotel room luke

1453
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:12,480
is like what else did you do

1454
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,800
because he he's like i know you

1455
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:16,960
and you are extra as [ __ ]

1456
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,280
what else did you do it is not just a

1457
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:23,520
hotel room just no i'm not here for the

1458
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:23,520
surprises no just tell me um

1459
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:29,040
um he also got him concert tickets they

1460
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:32,319
have dinner reservations and then they

1461
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:34,640
have like some kind of uh brew tap

1462
00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:36,880
festival thing they're going to go to

1463
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,400
and luke is like okay and like turns

1464
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,800
around and goes into the bathroom and

1465
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:42,319
keaton is like oh no

1466
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:44,640
oh dear

1467
00:52:42,319 --> 00:52:46,559
maybe i am too extra

1468
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:49,040
maybe i am a golden retriever puppy i'm

1469
00:52:46,559 --> 00:52:52,400
so sorry okay but also for like being

1470
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:55,359
like college age that is a like thorough

1471
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:57,359
birthday plan he has a hell of a trust

1472
00:52:55,359 --> 00:52:59,200
fund his dad owns a pharmaceutical

1473
00:52:57,359 --> 00:53:00,240
company i mean like here's the thing

1474
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:02,400
it's still thoughtful yeah i was going

1475
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:04,960
to say money aside just like that level

1476
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:07,359
of thoughtfulness i'm like that is very

1477
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:09,520
thoughtful yes

1478
00:53:07,359 --> 00:53:12,240
so um lou comes out of the bathroom and

1479
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:14,240
he's actually in tears and

1480
00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:15,520
keaton is like what he's like do you

1481
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:18,400
know the last time someone even

1482
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:20,400
remembered my birthday i was 16 and my

1483
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,000
mom didn't even get me anything

1484
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:25,200
like oh

1485
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,720
and so keaton is like oh my god like my

1486
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:29,200
heart is melting

1487
00:53:26,720 --> 00:53:30,240
um and so they have a fantastic weekend

1488
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:32,880
together

1489
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:35,520
um and then um

1490
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:37,359
keaton like they start to to

1491
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:39,359
get frisky or whatever

1492
00:53:37,359 --> 00:53:41,119
um and luke is like i bet you're

1493
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:44,160
probably too sore

1494
00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:45,680
to to do anal again and he's like well i

1495
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,599
mean free like for you we could figure

1496
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,040
it out and he's like no no no like i'm

1497
00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:52,319
not going to hurt you why don't you do

1498
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:54,480
me and keaton is like best day ever

1499
00:53:52,319 --> 00:53:57,440
like happy birthday to me

1500
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:59,440
um even though it is not his birthday um

1501
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:01,359
and so this is a very magical intimate

1502
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,839
weekend for them they have a fantastic

1503
00:54:01,359 --> 00:54:05,440
time and i i completely forgot so before

1504
00:54:03,839 --> 00:54:07,760
this

1505
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,040
um some of the frat brothers one of them

1506
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,160
is having a birthday and the frat

1507
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,359
brothers decide they're gonna go to a

1508
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:14,559
strip club

1509
00:54:11,359 --> 00:54:16,480
and there are two strip clubs next to

1510
00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:18,160
each other one is a men's strip club one

1511
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,000
one is a women's strip club and they go

1512
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:22,160
into the wrong strip club

1513
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,800
and the guys figure that out immediately

1514
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,640
and leave but then keaton is still

1515
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:29,599
standing there talking to the hostess

1516
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:31,440
and then he sees sam or sam he sees luke

1517
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:33,920
come out

1518
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:36,160
dancing to a sam smith's dong

1519
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,680
getting naked and he's like god damn

1520
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:41,680
like okay

1521
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:44,480
and so he realizes that he's a stripper

1522
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:46,079
um and luke is again very ashamed very

1523
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,839
secretive about it but keaton is like

1524
00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:49,760
it's super hot and like can i come watch

1525
00:54:47,839 --> 00:54:51,119
you sometime and luke is like absolutely

1526
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,839
the [ __ ] not

1527
00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:56,319
no stay away from me

1528
00:54:53,839 --> 00:54:58,319
so anyway this is a big deal for them to

1529
00:54:56,319 --> 00:55:00,720
have this intimate weekend together it's

1530
00:54:58,319 --> 00:55:02,400
a big deal so

1531
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:04,799
as they're driving back

1532
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:06,880
luke is driving keaton's car

1533
00:55:04,799 --> 00:55:08,319
and they start to pull up to the frat

1534
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:12,400
house and there are all these cop cars

1535
00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:13,920
everywhere and they're like what oh no

1536
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,799
so they start to get out of the car and

1537
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,559
then

1538
00:55:14,799 --> 00:55:19,920
one of the cops is like are you luke

1539
00:55:16,559 --> 00:55:21,920
bailey and he's like uh yep yep and he's

1540
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:24,079
like cool you're under arrest and he's

1541
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:25,599
like what what

1542
00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:27,359
for what

1543
00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:29,280
and he's like don't worry about it and

1544
00:55:27,359 --> 00:55:31,680
like puts him on the hood of the car and

1545
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:33,920
like frisks him and does all this stuff

1546
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:35,920
and luke is flipping the [ __ ] out he's

1547
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,359
like i literally have no idea what is

1548
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,359
happening right now can you please tell

1549
00:55:37,359 --> 00:55:41,680
me why i'm being arrested and they're

1550
00:55:39,359 --> 00:55:44,000
like you'll find out down at the station

1551
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:48,079
and like shove him in the car

1552
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:49,760
turns out he's being accused of robbing

1553
00:55:48,079 --> 00:55:52,480
the school

1554
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,000
um like stealing some computers from the

1555
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,920
school or something i was really hoping

1556
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,960
this was going to be a sex thing

1557
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,640
no

1558
00:55:56,960 --> 00:55:59,920
stealing some computers from the school

1559
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:02,559
like i thought it was going to be like

1560
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:05,200
hot cop strippers no

1561
00:56:02,559 --> 00:56:07,839
wishful thinking for all of us

1562
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,119
for everyone involved these are not hot

1563
00:56:07,839 --> 00:56:10,799
cop strippers if anything they're

1564
00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:12,559
bigoted and terrible

1565
00:56:10,799 --> 00:56:13,440
so

1566
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:16,799
um

1567
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:20,559
they get to the police station and they

1568
00:56:16,799 --> 00:56:23,359
say they have it was his school id

1569
00:56:20,559 --> 00:56:25,119
that unlocked the doors to steal these

1570
00:56:23,359 --> 00:56:27,040
computers

1571
00:56:25,119 --> 00:56:29,440
it was his [ __ ] brother so it turns

1572
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,640
out that one of his frat brothers didn't

1573
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:33,359
realize

1574
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:36,880
that luke's brother was not someone that

1575
00:56:33,359 --> 00:56:39,280
needed to be around and he had shown up

1576
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:40,799
at the frat house and even showed his id

1577
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:43,040
to prove he was luke's brother and so

1578
00:56:40,799 --> 00:56:44,960
the guy was like okay i guess

1579
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,400
if you're luke's brother like go on up

1580
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:49,280
and leave him a node in his room or

1581
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:51,440
whatever and he had stolen all the cash

1582
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,280
that luke had and

1583
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,319
his school id

1584
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,880
um

1585
00:56:54,319 --> 00:56:58,559
i'm but look at him rather right but

1586
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,640
luke didn't know that because then he

1587
00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:02,000
immediately went out of town

1588
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:04,160
so he didn't know

1589
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,319
so the cop is like sounds pretty

1590
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:08,319
convenient so you gave your brother your

1591
00:57:06,319 --> 00:57:10,960
school id and then went on a little

1592
00:57:08,319 --> 00:57:12,960
weekend getaway and he's like no

1593
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,160
jesus christ he's like i think i need an

1594
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,440
attorney

1595
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:17,200
oh my god

1596
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:20,079
so when we flash back to the the frat

1597
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:22,559
house keaton is flipping out so he calls

1598
00:57:20,079 --> 00:57:23,359
his dad oh i forgot to mention as well

1599
00:57:22,559 --> 00:57:25,520
so

1600
00:57:23,359 --> 00:57:27,280
luke has been coming to the brunches

1601
00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:28,640
with keaton's dad

1602
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,520
every now and then

1603
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:33,440
because keaton really doesn't want to be

1604
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,200
alone with his dad

1605
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,960
they just don't really get along so

1606
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,520
luke's been coming along and he's a

1607
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,599
finance major and so he and his dad are

1608
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,760
like really hitting it off and like

1609
00:57:41,599 --> 00:57:44,480
besties for life

1610
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:47,200
so

1611
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,319
keaton calls his dad and he's like dad

1612
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,160
what do you do when somebody gets

1613
00:57:48,319 --> 00:57:51,839
arrested he's like what are you talking

1614
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,680
about right now

1615
00:57:51,839 --> 00:57:55,440
um i thought you were with annika

1616
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:57,040
because it turns out dad had checked

1617
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,799
keaton's credit card receipts and saw

1618
00:57:57,040 --> 00:58:00,559
that he booked a hotel and just assumed

1619
00:57:58,799 --> 00:58:01,920
that he was with annika and that they

1620
00:58:00,559 --> 00:58:04,640
had gotten back together and he's like

1621
00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:06,880
no i was with luke and he his dad's like

1622
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:09,760
luke bailey and he's like uh yeah he's

1623
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:12,640
like like like finance luke yeah one of

1624
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:16,000
the same yep that's the one nailed it

1625
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:19,119
so um his dad is like let me call

1626
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:22,880
somebody who is um

1627
00:58:19,119 --> 00:58:23,839
licensed in connecticut we'll figure it

1628
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:27,119
out

1629
00:58:23,839 --> 00:58:28,960
so um then the whole frat is standing

1630
00:58:27,119 --> 00:58:31,040
there staring at him like what the [ __ ]

1631
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,040
are you doing right now what is going on

1632
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:35,520
and he's like hey

1633
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:37,040
everybody

1634
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,720
awkward

1635
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:40,480
um so then

1636
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,160
they all overheard the conversation

1637
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:43,440
about he and luke spending the weekend

1638
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:44,960
together

1639
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,680
so now they all know

1640
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,640
um which was very upsetting for

1641
00:58:47,680 --> 00:58:52,640
everybody

1642
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:54,960
um because keaton had backed out of the

1643
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:56,880
frat president race because he realized

1644
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,960
that luke was doing it to get free rent

1645
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:00,799
and he needed the money

1646
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,559
so he backed out of the race which

1647
00:59:00,799 --> 00:59:04,319
pissed luke off a lot

1648
00:59:02,559 --> 00:59:06,400
were they the only two running mm-hmm

1649
00:59:04,319 --> 00:59:08,400
okay and the rest of the frat did not

1650
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:11,440
understand what was going on

1651
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:14,720
so when all this came out

1652
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:17,359
keaton's best friend was like oh i see

1653
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,480
so you were [ __ ] him

1654
00:59:17,359 --> 00:59:21,839
and

1655
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:23,760
like he turned you and got you to

1656
00:59:21,839 --> 00:59:26,000
like manipulated you into doing all this

1657
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:28,640
and he's like it's it's a fraternity

1658
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,760
president situation like it's not that

1659
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:32,559
serious

1660
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:34,799
and no that's not what happened that's

1661
00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:36,559
not what happened and also

1662
00:59:34,799 --> 00:59:39,280
like

1663
00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:42,000
it is not like an actual

1664
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:42,880
big campaign that's happening here it's

1665
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:46,160
not

1666
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:49,200
so um and through all of this keaton is

1667
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:50,079
also applying for an internship

1668
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,000
um

1669
00:59:50,079 --> 00:59:54,079
that would put him

1670
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:55,200
basically out at sea for two months over

1671
00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:56,319
the summer

1672
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,640
um

1673
00:59:56,319 --> 01:00:00,960
that he's really excited about but

1674
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,400
hasn't mentioned to his parents because

1675
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,760
his dad still wants him to do the

1676
01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:06,160
finance

1677
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,760
internship with his whole stuff right

1678
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:10,960
yeah so

1679
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:12,880
all this is happening at the same time

1680
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,880
um and then

1681
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:16,720
uh luke meets his public defender who's

1682
01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,880
basically trash

1683
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:21,680
and luke is like no listen

1684
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:23,680
if you call the hotel where i stayed

1685
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:26,400
like they can tell you like they can

1686
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:28,640
show you the video i was there

1687
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:29,920
and um the guy's like yeah okay we'll

1688
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:31,040
we'll figure that out when we get to

1689
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,280
trial but for now you're gonna have to

1690
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:36,720
pay your bail and he's like bail like i

1691
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:38,720
don't i barely have money for rent like

1692
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,559
i can't pay bail and he's like well

1693
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:42,559
that's really tough for you

1694
01:00:40,559 --> 01:00:45,119
and so luke is really freaking out he's

1695
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:46,880
like holy [ __ ] i'm gonna be here

1696
01:00:45,119 --> 01:00:48,400
forever like i'm gonna lose my

1697
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:50,240
scholarship i'm not gonna be able to

1698
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:52,240
graduate everything i've been working

1699
01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,359
for is just gonna go up in flames like

1700
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,760
oh my god

1701
01:00:53,359 --> 01:00:57,839
but then another attorney shows up and

1702
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:59,599
says there won

1703
01:00:57,839 --> 01:01:00,880
and says to the public defender you're

1704
01:00:59,599 --> 01:01:02,240
fired get out

1705
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,240
and so

1706
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:06,319
he gathers all this information he's

1707
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:08,400
like the hayworth's hired me i'm here

1708
01:01:06,319 --> 01:01:10,240
for you i got it covered no problem and

1709
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:11,760
basically immediately gets the charges

1710
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:14,400
dropped like as soon as he walks into

1711
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,920
the courtroom

1712
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,640
he's like the the college is not going

1713
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:20,240
to like it if you're charging a student

1714
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,559
with a crime that he clearly did not

1715
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,319
commit this is lazy police work so

1716
01:01:22,559 --> 01:01:26,799
unless you would like to get a phone

1717
01:01:24,319 --> 01:01:29,359
call from one of your largest tax bases

1718
01:01:26,799 --> 01:01:30,880
i strongly suggest that you drop these

1719
01:01:29,359 --> 01:01:33,280
charges thank you

1720
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,359
it was very elwood's like it was very

1721
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:38,799
legally blonde moment where he was just

1722
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:41,280
like ciao did he bend and snap i don't

1723
01:01:38,799 --> 01:01:43,359
it wasn't specified but yes in my mind

1724
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:45,440
he did

1725
01:01:43,359 --> 01:01:46,480
in my mind and in my heart yes that's

1726
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:49,280
what happened

1727
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:52,240
um so then luke is

1728
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:54,400
traumatized by spending a night in jail

1729
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:57,039
and having all of this happen so he goes

1730
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:58,559
back to the frat house realizes that

1731
01:01:57,039 --> 01:02:01,039
everybody knows that he and keaton have

1732
01:01:58,559 --> 01:02:02,640
been [ __ ] and he's like great

1733
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:04,079
[ __ ]

1734
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:07,680
awesome

1735
01:02:04,079 --> 01:02:10,079
i hate it here so then he just refuses

1736
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,160
to speak to keaton he's like i'm not i

1737
01:02:10,079 --> 01:02:14,000
can't do this with you like

1738
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:16,000
i'm a terrible person

1739
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:19,039
i come from terrible people

1740
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:22,000
and anything that we have or have had is

1741
01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:24,079
gonna be tainted because i am trash

1742
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:26,720
and then luke's bomb shows up at the

1743
01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:28,720
frat house and starts screaming for him

1744
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,480
so he goes out and he's like what do you

1745
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:32,880
want and she's like the cops just showed

1746
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:34,720
up and arrested your your brother we

1747
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:37,839
have to post his bail we have to help

1748
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:39,920
him [ __ ] like you showed up for luke

1749
01:02:37,839 --> 01:02:41,200
when he was just arrested and he didn't

1750
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:43,280
fail

1751
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:46,160
after his brother essentially framed him

1752
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:49,039
for this crime by stealing his id

1753
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:50,880
and all of his money so

1754
01:02:49,039 --> 01:02:51,680
he's like no mom i'm not gonna be doing

1755
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:53,359
that

1756
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:55,760
and she was like if you don't do this

1757
01:02:53,359 --> 01:02:57,280
we're done you're not my son anymore and

1758
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:59,839
he says okay

1759
01:02:57,280 --> 01:03:01,039
and she's like oh good like let's go

1760
01:02:59,839 --> 01:03:04,960
let's go get your brother and he's like

1761
01:03:01,039 --> 01:03:06,880
no no okay i'm not your son anymore

1762
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,240
and the whole frat is witness to all of

1763
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:10,799
this

1764
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:12,559
like it breaks my heart but yes also

1765
01:03:10,799 --> 01:03:14,400
like way to

1766
01:03:12,559 --> 01:03:15,440
hold a very necessary and difficult

1767
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,359
boundary

1768
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,319
exactly he needed to be done with all of

1769
01:03:17,359 --> 01:03:21,440
that

1770
01:03:18,319 --> 01:03:23,839
so then um he and keaton aren't speaking

1771
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:27,359
and a couple of weeks start to go by

1772
01:03:23,839 --> 01:03:29,359
and luke is like maybe i reacted a

1773
01:03:27,359 --> 01:03:31,440
little too strongly like most of the

1774
01:03:29,359 --> 01:03:33,119
brothers in the frat are chill like they

1775
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:35,440
don't really care

1776
01:03:33,119 --> 01:03:36,960
and i was just like the shock of

1777
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:39,839
yeah everything that weekend and he's

1778
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:43,119
like and i miss him but also like

1779
01:03:39,839 --> 01:03:45,280
i still like feel the jail slime on me

1780
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:47,359
like i feel like i'm gonna taint

1781
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:50,400
everybody around me

1782
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:51,680
um and keaton is like pining for him and

1783
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,280
all this and then he's like you know

1784
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:55,520
what

1785
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,680
not anymore i'm not doing this anymore

1786
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:59,839
i'm not gonna pretend anymore he has

1787
01:03:57,680 --> 01:04:02,000
lunch with his parents both of them and

1788
01:03:59,839 --> 01:04:04,400
comes out fully to them

1789
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:07,200
um and he's like yeah no i'm i'm not

1790
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:10,160
bisexual like i'm i'm just gay like

1791
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:12,720
turns out i'm just super gay

1792
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:15,440
um and they're like okay and then his

1793
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:17,839
dad is like so you couldn't just be gay

1794
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,720
you had to be an academic too because he

1795
01:04:17,839 --> 01:04:21,119
tells

1796
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:22,720
like he tells his parents about the

1797
01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:25,280
internship

1798
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:27,359
that's the line for his own line

1799
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:30,240
the only i mean [ __ ] who you want son

1800
01:04:27,359 --> 01:04:32,160
but you also had to be an academic just

1801
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:34,640
[ __ ] really

1802
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,480
um so then keaton is like you know who

1803
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,720
would do great at that internship though

1804
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:40,559
luke bailey you should probably give him

1805
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:43,280
a call actually

1806
01:04:40,559 --> 01:04:44,799
um he's like even if we're not together

1807
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,880
i still want him to do well and i'm sure

1808
01:04:44,799 --> 01:04:48,400
he would be pissed at me for

1809
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:50,240
like putting his name out there but

1810
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,520
we're not together so what's he gonna do

1811
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,640
like no

1812
01:04:51,520 --> 01:04:55,200
suck it

1813
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:58,160
so then um keaton winds up getting the

1814
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:59,920
internship and he is talking to annika

1815
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:01,760
and he's like i don't know what to do

1816
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:04,000
like i've tried to reach out to him i've

1817
01:05:01,760 --> 01:05:06,799
tried to talk to him he's not responding

1818
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:10,079
to me i'm going to chili

1819
01:05:06,799 --> 01:05:12,079
for two months and he's getting he got

1820
01:05:10,079 --> 01:05:14,079
an internship with my dad's company and

1821
01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:15,920
he's gonna be in new work or some [ __ ]

1822
01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:17,920
for three months like

1823
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,079
i don't know what to do and annie is

1824
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:22,400
like listen if you really care for him

1825
01:05:20,079 --> 01:05:24,799
you'll figure it out and he's like

1826
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:26,720
i have an idea

1827
01:05:24,799 --> 01:05:28,720
so he writes a note i love this golden

1828
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:31,359
retreat for energy he's so cute he

1829
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:33,839
really is just a golden doodle

1830
01:05:31,359 --> 01:05:35,839
yes very golden doodle he's very smart

1831
01:05:33,839 --> 01:05:40,000
but also kind of dumb and very sweet

1832
01:05:35,839 --> 01:05:42,240
very sloppy very floppy yes very floppy

1833
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,079
so he writes a little note

1834
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:46,319
that says um

1835
01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:47,520
i know like this hasn't been going well

1836
01:05:46,319 --> 01:05:50,160
i get it

1837
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:52,799
um but i'm leaving please don't delete

1838
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:53,680
the kink app

1839
01:05:52,799 --> 01:05:54,640
so

1840
01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:56,880
then

1841
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:59,920
they start messaging each other while

1842
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:03,200
they're worlds away on the kink app

1843
01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:04,400
um well i say that keaton messages

1844
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:07,280
luke

1845
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:09,520
often and luke has never responded

1846
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:13,280
so messaging each other is a bit of a

1847
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:16,000
strong statement yeah okay um but luke

1848
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:17,760
looks forward to it every day like he's

1849
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,680
really excited about these messages he

1850
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:22,160
just knows that he was a huge [ __ ]

1851
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,599
and he doesn't know like what to do now

1852
01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:26,000
he's like oh

1853
01:06:23,599 --> 01:06:27,119
i made a mistake i don't know what to do

1854
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,559
i made a mistake and i don't know how to

1855
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:30,000
fix it so instead of just like

1856
01:06:28,559 --> 01:06:31,680
responding i'm just going to look

1857
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:33,760
forward to all of the messages yes

1858
01:06:31,680 --> 01:06:36,079
because it turns out the the ocean

1859
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:37,920
waters where keaton is are like some of

1860
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:40,880
the most dangerous in the world

1861
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:42,559
and so luke is like oh my god like

1862
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:44,079
please send me a message every day but

1863
01:06:42,559 --> 01:06:45,520
also i'm not gonna ask you for that but

1864
01:06:44,079 --> 01:06:47,280
also please do that because i'm worried

1865
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,880
you're gonna die

1866
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,799
so

1867
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,160
regardless

1868
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:55,119
um

1869
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:57,440
luke does finally message back

1870
01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:59,680
um after a few weeks

1871
01:06:57,440 --> 01:07:01,520
and keaton's super excited so they start

1872
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:02,480
this back and forth

1873
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,720
um

1874
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,799
luke sees keaton's dad and keaton's dad

1875
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:09,039
is like oh man like

1876
01:07:06,799 --> 01:07:11,280
he probably would be sending me those

1877
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:13,760
pictures of the sunset if i hadn't been

1878
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,599
such a colossal douchebag

1879
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:17,760
and luke's like i am not going to

1880
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:20,079
comment on

1881
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:21,839
my boss's relationship with his son who

1882
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:23,680
i am [ __ ] mine

1883
01:07:21,839 --> 01:07:26,559
i'm just going to leave that alone in

1884
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:27,520
the elevator at the office

1885
01:07:26,559 --> 01:07:30,799
um

1886
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:33,760
but uh eventually keaton is like

1887
01:07:30,799 --> 01:07:37,200
where are we going like what's going on

1888
01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:38,640
and um luke's like uh i don't know stop

1889
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,720
asking me questions i don't want to

1890
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:43,200
answer and keem's like okay well here's

1891
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:46,559
the deal my family has a huge summer

1892
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:48,400
party on this date i will be back then

1893
01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:50,799
if you want to be with me i will see you

1894
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:52,000
there and if not i am done

1895
01:07:50,799 --> 01:07:54,079
and that's it

1896
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:57,200
so day the party comes

1897
01:07:54,079 --> 01:07:58,160
and he is playing badminton with

1898
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,960
annie

1899
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:03,119
um having a great time but not really

1900
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:05,839
he's just staring waiting to see if luke

1901
01:08:03,119 --> 01:08:07,119
shows up and of course he does it's all

1902
01:08:05,839 --> 01:08:08,960
very exciting

1903
01:08:07,119 --> 01:08:11,440
and um

1904
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,880
so it's all very it's all very exciting

1905
01:08:11,440 --> 01:08:14,799
everything is exciting to a golden

1906
01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,920
doodle

1907
01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:18,960
yes

1908
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:20,000
they have a a sweet little hug moment

1909
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,080
um

1910
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:25,040
keaton takes him on a tour introduces

1911
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:27,839
him to his mom and luke's like oh my god

1912
01:08:25,040 --> 01:08:30,239
like i'm meeting his mother i [ __ ] him

1913
01:08:27,839 --> 01:08:33,759
like an hour ago in the neighbor's pool

1914
01:08:30,239 --> 01:08:35,759
oh jesus he's like oh god

1915
01:08:33,759 --> 01:08:37,440
i think we skipped over that we did in

1916
01:08:35,759 --> 01:08:40,000
my head i was like they made it to the

1917
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:41,759
party sweet golden doodle introduces him

1918
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:44,319
to his mother no

1919
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:46,480
they go on a field trip because they're

1920
01:08:44,319 --> 01:08:48,640
very randy to the neighbor's pool

1921
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:50,799
because the neighbor is at the party at

1922
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:53,120
keaton's house so he's like

1923
01:08:50,799 --> 01:08:54,560
she's not gonna be home for a minute why

1924
01:08:53,120 --> 01:08:56,239
don't we just

1925
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,000
so that's how that happens

1926
01:08:56,239 --> 01:08:59,600
and then um

1927
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:02,319
they meet his mom

1928
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:04,560
luke meets his mom it's all very sweet

1929
01:09:02,319 --> 01:09:06,319
luke finally dances for keaton he has

1930
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,839
never done that but he does a little

1931
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:10,640
dance for him

1932
01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:13,279
and then it's all basically happily ever

1933
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:15,199
after all the charges against luke were

1934
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:17,199
officially dropped his brother was

1935
01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:19,279
arrested and convicted

1936
01:09:17,199 --> 01:09:21,120
and he's still got a tpo out on him

1937
01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:23,040
anyway just in case

1938
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:25,359
um luke's gonna be the fraternity

1939
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,960
president keaton's very happy with him

1940
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:29,120
annika's very happy in her new

1941
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:31,359
relationship and it's all very sweet and

1942
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,719
wonderful and that's that's it that's

1943
01:09:31,359 --> 01:09:34,000
top secret

1944
01:09:32,719 --> 01:09:36,239
there's

1945
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:38,960
it's not top secret

1946
01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:40,080
i was literally just thinking like

1947
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:43,440
so what's

1948
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:46,560
what's top secret about it nothing

1949
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:48,080
not a lot like at one point

1950
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:50,640
one of the lines that stands out to me

1951
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:52,799
the most is that um when keaton first

1952
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:55,120
starts messaging luke on the app and

1953
01:09:52,799 --> 01:09:57,360
like experimenting he's like i guess i'm

1954
01:09:55,120 --> 01:10:00,000
just vacationing in my own mental syria

1955
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:02,320
because this is an area i don't

1956
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,239
go to

1957
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:06,800
and it's like what

1958
01:10:04,239 --> 01:10:08,400
what does that have to do with this

1959
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:11,040
what does top secret have to do with

1960
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:12,800
this it's very loosely we're making

1961
01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:14,840
loose associations like when i think top

1962
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,560
secret i think like

1963
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:18,239
espionage

1964
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:21,199
um

1965
01:10:18,239 --> 01:10:22,960
is there any espionage i missed no

1966
01:10:21,199 --> 01:10:24,159
it's just them not telling people that

1967
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:26,239
they're

1968
01:10:24,159 --> 01:10:29,199
banging

1969
01:10:26,239 --> 01:10:31,440
that's what's secret but

1970
01:10:29,199 --> 01:10:33,440
so what's our rating system for this one

1971
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:35,120
i was just thinking that maybe lobster

1972
01:10:33,440 --> 01:10:37,840
emojis

1973
01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:39,920
for the lobster shorts

1974
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:42,239
that's fair we've already done lobster

1975
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:44,320
rolls oh i forgot about the lobster

1976
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:45,520
rolls

1977
01:10:44,320 --> 01:10:48,480
maybe we should do something different

1978
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:50,320
then um well the a lobster emoji is

1979
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:52,880
different than a lobster roll it is

1980
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:53,940
different you're correct um we could do

1981
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:56,880
chubby shorts

1982
01:10:53,940 --> 01:10:59,840
[Laughter]

1983
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:02,000
we could do

1984
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:04,400
the length of shorts

1985
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,400
because

1986
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:11,960
so from speedo

1987
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:11,960
to like jenko is that what we're doing

1988
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:16,880
yeah i wait no i i'm here for this

1989
01:11:14,719 --> 01:11:18,320
because i mean so here's

1990
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,040
my husband

1991
01:11:18,320 --> 01:11:20,880
the

1992
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:22,480
shorter the better well

1993
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:24,159
but here's the thing it's not

1994
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:26,640
necessarily the shorter the better my

1995
01:11:24,159 --> 01:11:28,159
husband is a very thick side man okay um

1996
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,159
the first time i saw him in shorts i was

1997
01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:33,360
like i think each of my husband's legs

1998
01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:34,239
are individually the size of my head

1999
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:36,880
like

2000
01:11:34,239 --> 01:11:38,800
he has some tree trunks on him um our

2001
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:41,360
future children will be some thick

2002
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:43,360
thighed fellows like it

2003
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:45,920
it is what it is

2004
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,600
my husband like we like we did crossfit

2005
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:50,640
for a while

2006
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:52,719
um like i've seen my husband do like 400

2007
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:55,920
pound squats like these are not small

2008
01:11:52,719 --> 01:11:58,400
thighs um and because of that

2009
01:11:55,920 --> 01:12:00,320
shorts are difficult

2010
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,040
like so

2011
01:12:00,320 --> 01:12:04,000
we like the chubby shorts actually work

2012
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,520
really well but they have them in

2013
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,560
several lengths

2014
01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:08,320
and

2015
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:10,239
it's not necessarily the shorter the

2016
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:12,560
better it's that they're like have like

2017
01:12:10,239 --> 01:12:14,400
more leg room and like width to them if

2018
01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:16,400
you're right right um

2019
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:18,080
but i do think that it's like the five

2020
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:20,080
inch inseam

2021
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:21,360
is the one that my husband

2022
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,679
wears although when you look at my

2023
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:25,120
husband you're not like sky's that does

2024
01:12:23,679 --> 01:12:26,880
out am i right you're just like oh those

2025
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,679
shorts look normal and appropriate on

2026
01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,360
you

2027
01:12:27,679 --> 01:12:31,520
longer shorts tend to look a little

2028
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:33,440
weirder this is a very long tangent

2029
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:35,760
about my husband's size

2030
01:12:33,440 --> 01:12:37,760
so sorry

2031
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:40,159
why how did why because we're talking

2032
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:42,480
about short lengths like the length of

2033
01:12:40,159 --> 01:12:46,239
shorts

2034
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:48,560
so yeah from speedo to jenko

2035
01:12:46,239 --> 01:12:50,080
to jayco but again like which is better

2036
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:53,199
that's what i'm saying like shorter the

2037
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:55,520
better or longer the better

2038
01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:56,640
well i think the shorter better and

2039
01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:58,320
keaton

2040
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,920
would say the shorter the better i would

2041
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,440
agree yeah

2042
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:03,600
so

2043
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:06,400
so where are we talking on

2044
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:07,920
on the lobster short length

2045
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:10,000
i have a lot of hand motions going on

2046
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,120
that y'all are missing

2047
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,760
um

2048
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:13,760
you know what

2049
01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:19,679
i'm going to say well at least above the

2050
01:13:15,920 --> 01:13:22,480
knee oh for sure above the knee um

2051
01:13:19,679 --> 01:13:22,480
i would give it

2052
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:26,880
i would give it a five inch inseam

2053
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:29,040
that's what i was gonna say yeah i mean

2054
01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,320
i love this book it's very comforting

2055
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,880
it's fun

2056
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:35,120
there's there's enough plot to like keep

2057
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:37,520
you in it

2058
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:40,000
it's like it's very endearing it is very

2059
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:41,520
endearing it's very sweet between the

2060
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:45,440
two of them

2061
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:47,600
like i just i really love

2062
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:49,040
the golden doodle energy

2063
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:51,760
there's a lot of gold on doodles how

2064
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:54,159
many golden doodles wearing shorts

2065
01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:57,440
would you rank it

2066
01:13:54,159 --> 01:13:58,719
definitely at least eight and a half

2067
01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:00,239
yeah i don't know how many it's out of

2068
01:13:58,719 --> 01:14:01,440
but at least eight and a half i don't

2069
01:14:00,239 --> 01:14:02,800
know how many it's out of either but at

2070
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:05,679
least eight and a half

2071
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:08,400
and dogs wearing clothes is the best

2072
01:14:05,679 --> 01:14:08,400
oh my god

2073
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,960
so yes

2074
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:14,719
we love top secret serena bowen and l

2075
01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:16,880
kennedy excellent work ladies thank you

2076
01:14:14,719 --> 01:14:19,840
so much we appreciate you

2077
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:21,920
yes we rate it a five inch inseam we

2078
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:23,280
rate it at least eight and a half dogs

2079
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:24,960
wearing clothes

2080
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:26,480
um

2081
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:29,040
what do y'all think what do y'all rate

2082
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:30,640
it read it let us know absolutely we

2083
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:32,480
hope you have a wonderful rest of your

2084
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:34,080
day and thanks for joining us thanks

2085
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:37,120
y'all bye

2086
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:39,600
next week on smart club

2087
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:42,719
it goes from six to midnight

2088
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:45,679
real fast with the level of like

2089
01:14:42,719 --> 01:14:47,840
physical flirty intimacy chemistry

2090
01:14:45,679 --> 01:14:51,040
between them um he puts the next song on

2091
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:52,960
the jukebox and it's phil collins i can

2092
01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:55,760
feel it in the air tonight

2093
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:57,760
and he is like apparently it turns into

2094
01:14:55,760 --> 01:15:01,520
like a weird sexual thing he does double

2095
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:02,560
check her age she's 23 so she is legal

2096
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:05,360
um

2097
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:08,159
i made note of that um but yeah he

2098
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:11,120
starts dancing with her

2099
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:13,600
to phil collins and kissing her and

2100
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:15,280
feeling her up very intimately and then

2101
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:17,920
at some point he's like i want to hear

2102
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:19,760
you scream and she goes i want you to

2103
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:23,040
make me scream

2104
01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:23,040
like i'm like what

2105
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:28,719
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2106
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:31,199
we hope it was good for you because it

2107
01:15:28,719 --> 01:15:33,199
sure was great for us

2108
01:15:31,199 --> 01:15:35,280
if you're digging what we're doing it

2109
01:15:33,199 --> 01:15:37,360
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

2110
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:39,199
rate and review the show wherever you're

2111
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:41,840
listening right now

2112
01:15:39,199 --> 01:15:43,199
maybe tell that sexy someone to let us

2113
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,719
in here

2114
01:15:43,199 --> 01:15:46,400
we love you

2115
01:15:44,719 --> 01:15:48,960
we appreciate you

2116
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:51,550
and we'll see you next week

2117
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:56,720
stay spotty

2118
01:15:51,550 --> 01:15:56,720
[Music]

2119
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,960
you