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Hello.
And welcome to the 507th consecutive
week of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that's
high as fuck. On 420 Easter.
And also really, really wired on a lot of fucking
caffeine and cannot wait to talk about our movie this week, which is Godzilla vs
Mechagodzilla 2 from 1993. And joining me
in wondering when the fuck I'm gonna introduce my co host is my co host,
Matt. Nah, man. I'm sipping on some cold brewskis,
staring at my WWE Undisputed championship belt
and having a good time. Yeah. And we're hoping that we can
be feline uninterruptus as a continuous kitty.
Let me tell the people who are listening, I just went and checked on him
and he's sleeping on his little cat bed. He has that we put on a
chair for him hugging his little stuffed animal.
Adorable. There are some cats that are so spoiled, they have a whole nighttime
routine where they get like facials and put in little blankies and they wear pajamas.
And that's like terrifying and adorable all at once.
Yeah, he's a little verbal motherfucker. Like when
he's unhappy or would just see when he wants to talk to you, he'll talk
to you. And it always sounds pathetic, like he's whining about something.
Even if you like, just give him food or treats, he'll start like a whine.
But it's just him talking to you and it's adorable. Well, they also
know that it works to manipulate you and that's why they do it a lot
too good for them. I know, right?
Cats. Cats. Love them. I love cats. What are you gonna do?
Speaking of that. And then also tying it back to Godzilla, have you ever seen
that meme where they show various pictures of Godzilla with pictures
of cats right next to it that have a similar face? Yes,
I have seen that. Oh, that's good stuff. I would hope so. Yeah.
Because Godzilla a lot of times does. Look like a cat. Yeah. The way
especially this very toothy, like 90s Godzilla has a lot of cat
sort of looks to the structure of his face. Yeah.
And it's just the whole predatory thing, I suppose. But yeah,
that's probably. That's definitely one of my favorite memes. And as I was saying,
talking over you, just so people can understand. Now I'm going to repeat it.
Yeah, that was one of the ones I'm pretty sure I did share in the
Cinema Psyops repository on Instagram. Nice. I think it's
there somewhere. Yeah, it's in there somewhere.
Yeah. I don't have the courage to move all that stuff from there to Blue
Sky. That's going to take me forever. So I think I'm just going to keep
my Instagram for now. I mean,
I'm hardly ever active on my Instagram ever. And I.
I'm. The only thing I got to do is I got to delete my.
All my Twitter profiles because I just can't. Or X or whatever the you want
to. I just can't. Can't stand it. I don't log into them anymore, but I
want to get rid of them. So,
yeah, swastika people and certain people.
And now I can't even really be all that loud because pretty soon I'll be
on my fucking way to a camp. That's why
I recommend buying heavy ordinance. That's also true because,
yeah, I don't want anyone. I'm not going to any camp. That shit sucks.
No one should be fucking due process. Wow. Well, that just really killed
the mood for everybody. Sorry about that. We can't help it, man. Man,
society is just seeping in on everything for us. So we'll just kind of try
and leave it at that and get back into being happy here. So, hey,
it's WrestleMania weekend. Come on, people, be excited. And Godzilla
vs. Mechagodzilla 2 from 1993 is
one of the pinnacle movies for the 90s. For me. Yes. Everything about this is
fucking great. This was so fun to watch.
Loved every minute of it. Yeah, really. I had like, unlike my
movie that I will do next week, I have no notes.
I do want to state there's a few things that are. Are like a
little irritable for me for this and we'll kind of get
there when we get there. We have a baby Godzilla that comes up and we'll
take a pulse on how we feel on each time he shows up.
Because I don't hate this one as much as I hate Manila, but I hate
Manila enough that it's going to taint how I feel about this one. Yeah,
I gotcha. It's just how I feel. I think I
fully understand. I fully get what you're saying. There's a
few other things that we need to note. There are name changes
for certain things, like the reason why SpaceX is now
called Gruda or whatever. And Mechagodzilla is still Mechagodzilla,
but it's built out of the. Well, we'll see it in the
very beginning. Anyway, they harvest the fallen Mecha King Ghidorah
and repurpose the mech into making their own Mechagodzilla to Fight
Godzilla in this. That's the whole idea. That's where this Mechagodzilla comes
from. The reason the origin is the way that it is is because we already
mentioned it before. The timeline got all fucked up and now
everything's been reset, including the origin of Mechagodzilla.
Mechagodzilla is now human, built out of stolen tech from the future,
which is kind of a cool conc concept. I like that. I didn't
mind that at all. That's actually kind of cool. A cool idea. That's a very
human thing to do. If you have future tech that gets left to you anachronistically,
in your timeline to utilize that to defend and. Or make
yourself money and more prosperous. Very human thing to
do. Yeah. Very, very much. Yeah. But they chose a more noble cause in trying
to defend themselves from being squashed by Godzilla.
Like, that's the idea behind them building this. Yes. Because Godzilla
is willing to fuck up everyone. Yeah. And I'm just going to say,
it definitely feel like Garuda is 100% bringing Super
X2 that they did back with the whole mirrored and shooting Godzilla with the big
laser beams and all of that. They just souped him up and gave him cannons
and all of that. And when you look at the ship, it very clearly is
designed to already fit onto Mechagodzilla's back. They're not fooling anyone
by trying to pretend like it was never intended to be that way. I'm just
going to. Yeah. That's just the way that it is,
folks. That's pure fact right there. Whenever you look at it, it's just like.
Yeah. Whenever you look at it, if you've ever put together any Lego before in
your entire life, you can see where tab A goes into slot B on that
shit. That's all. I'm. Exactly.
All right, now that we've got that all cleared here,
let's let the unbelievable love fest that's about to happen with Godzilla
vs Mechagodzilla 2 commence. What do you say? Let's go. All right,
so up first on the pirate radio edit for this week, just like we've been
doing all along, songs that were popular and released in
the same year as the film that we're covering. So for this week's
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2, released in 1993,
up first on the pirate radio edit, we're going to have UB40 with I can't
Help Falling in Love with you, the COVID that they did in 1993,
right after this. This'll keep you quiet. Oh, hi there.
I didn't see it. For every witch that escapes from his automated bunker,
there are countless others being rounded up by Zevon Cort and his
thoughtless minions. Was supposed to be,
you know, my biological support system. Let's hear it.
For the sake of my own sanity, I will not be explaining this
concept again and will simply leave it to the name the Mobius Loop of
annihilation. The garbage heap of the future was not only side effect
of the Mobius Loop of Annihilation. By connecting this loop of annihilation to
every instance of the existence of humanity that self destruct, Ted, the membranes
that separated the altered realities began to break down where variations
were minimal. Okay, so I exist in a garbage dump.
That I remember, it was my garbage dump and I was happy there. That's been
created in a void located inside a loop
that is designed to remove humanity from ever existing.
And then my entire existence is sustained. From the
paradox that this loot generates. Okay,
so this, this is, this is hurting my brain. All right? This is
hurting my brain. I, I just, I don't
want to be demolition manned anymore. B. Just want
to go back to watch the videos. Right? I missed that. I enjoyed it.
I got the occasional visit, people dropped in, weird stuff happened.
It was kind of fun. Can we not
just give me a little. It is a non terminating recursion
in the form of circular reasoning or infinite regress. When this
recursion creates a metaphysical impossibility through contradiction,
the regress or circularity is vicious. Why can't you just say paradox?
All right, you don't need to give. Me all that infinite regress,
all right? You can infinite regress up your ass because I just
say paradise. My brain hurts, all right? I just woke up, I'm feeling
a bit weird and utterly sticky. Just keep it simple.
I was written to be a catty and verbose bitch. Written. You are not.
Not prepared for that knowledge. Are all the sentient life forms on the
garbage heap cast offs of the loop. You are not prepared for that
knowledge. Oh, oh, hang on.
You, you. I know you,
but the goat is new. Why?
But why you?
All right, that may not be your favorite cover and I would understand.
Well, I like it. Yeah, but I like that cover. Cover. I enjoy it.
I think it's good, so. Me too. I do too. That's one of the
reasons why I picked it, is because I knew Matt was probably going to love
it as well. Because let's face it, if it was a pop hit in the
90s, Matt's gonna love it. I. Yeah, that's true. I'm a basic when
it comes to music. Well, instead of talking
about Matt's basic bitchery and my love of
music and all of that kind of stuff, let's get into talking about Godzilla versus
Mechagodzilla 2 from 1993. Yeah,
son. Broke this one up into thirds. So the first third opens on the remains
of Mecha King Ghidorah as a group of bigwigs walk in and discuss it all
in our first clip. At last we have it now.
A robot to kill Godzilla. The year is 1992
AD. In order to try to counter the threat posed to
the planet's survival by Godzilla, Japan's Counter G Bureau
recruited the most brilliant scientific brains in the world to build
a fighting machine. The first machine was called Garuda.
But its fighting capabilities were limited. A far
more powerful machine was required. They salvaged a
robot from the future, Mecha King Ghidorah in order to study
its advanced technology. Its components were used to build
a weapon to fight Godzilla. They called it
Mechagodzilla. I like the idea that no matter how timelines
get changed and no matter how things get changed with a Godzilla in whatever
universe he might be existing in, humans will invariably or someone
will invariably, at some point, make a mechanized,
cybernetic version of Godzilla to try and fight him. And then also someone
will make some type of a ship that is powered by a ray that will
also hurt Godzilla that they will try to fight Godzilla with. Like, I mean,
it's all we got, really, as humans to fight Godzilla
if we had to fight him. Right. The only chance that anybody has to
be able to do anything with Godzilla is to shoot him in the back when
he can't get back at you. Like, that's it. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Unless you're a creature that is somehow resistant to his
atomic breath. And by resistant, I mean don't instantly fry
into a crisp when it's exposed to you, you know?
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. All right, so, like, at the end of the clip, I just
need to say that that is how you do a quick revisionist
saga sale. Now. That's how you do it right there. That whole clip just took
care of all of them. It was just fine. We all know where we are.
We all know what we're doing. Yeah. And I mentioned it in my notes.
The Super X never existed. Now that they have erased
that version of Godzilla that inspired it from the first two 80s
films that was up in Bioll. So this ship is clearly
an amped up version of the Super X that they ended up inventing anyhow.
And like I said, that's something that I find very interesting. I wanted to point
that out. Yeah. The clip that we just played ends on a porno
level shot of the new Mechagodzilla. And boy oh boy is this
fucking sweet looking, man. It's. It's fucking hot. It is the
shit they pan down it to get us aroused.
The title pops up and that keeps. Us look at your thighs.
And that keeps us from really seeing what it looks like just
yet. It's just this little kind of tease that they do. And then the title
goes away. As the opening credits roll, we get panning shots of the
body of Mecha G as it is being constructed. And holy fuck, the entire
time everything about this is cool. It just looks. I bet it gives great
helmet. They show the big wigs really
happy with themselves and feeling really, really good about their decisions with building
this Mecha G. And then it cuts to our Human Saga sales
story which is done through expository dialogue in our second
glim. 30 minutes to nuclear systems check.
Its main engine is a reactor. It uses a derivative of heavy
hydrogen helium 3 in pellet form. The armor is heat proof
alloy codenamed NT1. And what about the protective shield?
Synthetic diamond. It's totally heat repellent. It reflects the heat
back to the source. That's incredible. I really
believe this machine is the weapon to defeat Godzilla.
Oh shit.
Hi. I'd like you to meet Yuri Katagiri.
Oh, hi there. I'm Kazuma Aoki.
So this is Robot one? Yeah. It's the ultimate in
modern technology. Otherwise known as Garuda was
the ultimate. Now it's just junk. Kazu here was on the
team that built this machine here. Of course he thinks so.
Where do you work this section? Oh, you do do.
Well then, welcome aboard. Not quite. You've just been
transferred. What? Look.
Mr. Kazuma Ooki is to report immediately to G Force.
G Force Single with no children.
Hobbies. Pteranodons. Right, sir. Don't you know what they
are, Sir? They're small flying dinosaurs.
Enough. You have been transferred over here to take part in the Robot
2 project. Together with three ace pilots. But I'm beginning to
have my doubts. I'm wondering if there hasn't been some kind of mistake.
Flying dinosaurs? I don't know where you think
you are. This isn't a Summer camp? For dinosaur freaks
like you. It's a training center. Do you understand?
Yes, sir. Come in. Sonozaki reporting for duty,
sir. Take him and drill him.
When attacking Godzilla, the safety zone is 43
degrees in the horizontal direction and 81
degrees in the vertical direction from the rear.
The time from the radiation of his dorsal fins to
the discharge of his heat beam is 1.26 seconds.
Ready. Start simulation
pattern J043. Commence training.
Prepare to fire laser cannons. Roger. Fire.
Raise the craft. Increase the velocity.
Report casualties. No casualties to report,
sir. God damn it. I've lost all power in sector two.
What's wrong? The fuel line's damaged. Quick. Switch it over
to the auxiliary system. Roger.
We were up here with the Russians doing a geological survey for
their national petroleum. Guys. Yeah. And we came
across something strange. We're nearly there.
Professor, is this really a pteranodon?
Yes. I'm certain. That's not all. Professor. We found an egg.
Show me where. That's incredible.
I just can't believe it. A pteranodon egg. And it
would seem to be perfectly intact. I'll get it. It's enormous.
Professor, what do you think this could be?
Pazuza, come here. Take a look at this. It's a plant
substance. Could it be some kind of fern?
Professor, look at the egg.
Look.
As you heard and probably guessed, they found a Rodan egg during that
clip and stole it away from that remote island or so. It appeared to be
a Rodan egg at the time. Time as they are setting up
camp. And actual Rodan uses stealth to sneak up on the camp
and just watch over them. And again, how does a Kaiju just sneak
up on people like this? Yeah, right. It. It. It always reminds
me of, like, a zombie. Zombie movies, especially when
they're supposed to be like this. The mindless zombies, I never get
it. Like, they're always that scene where someone turns around and there's a zombie who
bites them by surprise. Those motherfuckers would be making noise
constantly. So I never get that. It's a weak thing to use.
Like a Kai cannot sneak up on you any more than an actual zombie
couldn't sneak up on you. The only thing that I could think was Rodan was
sort of gliding down and wasn't moving air and just sort of
like, slowly lowered himself to the ground and was doing it from far
enough away that they couldn't hear it. But you would think there would be some
changes in pressure or something just from having him be around. Yeah,
right. The Rodan egg starts glowing Red as fuck.
And the scientists observe what in layman's terms is a
giant goddamn flying dinosaur that
gets a sa sting before calling them baby
snatching scumbags in its native tongue, it just cries out a roar of terror.
Basically, yeah. I mean, but they are baby snatching fuck bags.
Yeah, they are. They're baby snatching scumbags for sure. The beast takes
flight and uses his wing power to demolish the camp and
somehow set it on fire by knocking over a lantern into
a pile of cast off tents. At the same time, this sends those
who have fucked around and found out far more than
they hoped for scurrying like the eg stealing
rats they are to hide from the wrath of the Rodan. That could
be a movie title, by the way. Wrath of Rodan. That would be the Wrath
of Rodan. Yeah, that sounds good. Yeah, they talk about it and do
some expository dialogue doing so in our third clip.
This is the way. What the hell is that? Radon.
Radon. It's a giant pteranodon. Ew. You think it's
from that other egg? I'm certain. It's been irradiated. That's why it's so enormous.
Same thing happened to Godzilla. You know, this whole era island is a junkyard of
nuclear waste. I don't know why they say Radon in this English language dub.
Yeah, I. I'm pretty sure that when I checked the subtitles it said Rodan,
but it is what it is. And also, I have to remember, even if they
do change the name a little bit, this is the first time that this Rodan
has showed up in this universe. Because all we had was 1954 Godzilla and he
didn't exist before. So now he's here. Right. And so if they're going to call
him Radon, we kind of have to be okay with that. But it's
Radon. It's. Yeah, it's not Radon, it's Rodan. I'm going to say it's
Rodan. Right. I'm not the.
Whatever the Radon or whatever they call him in this. I'm not doing it.
I'm calling him Rodan. That's just what I'm getting at here. Okay, that's that.
All right, I got you. All right, so the Fuck around crew finds
out even more at the end of the clip when they are trapped at the
edge of a death cliff and the ocean lights up bright atomic
breath blue as a blast of said atomic breath comes up from the
depths to hit the cliff right below. Rodan. That was fucking
incredible. And I popped when that happened. Yeah, no, that was some good looking shit.
Godzilla comes up out of the ocean and one of the scientists points
out that it is him. Like the rest of us don't fucking know already.
It's him. Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. Yeah. He says it's Godzilla.
We're like, oh, you think? Is that who that is?
Thanks for the update. Hey, is the sky blue?
Godzilla makes his way towards land and is swarmed by Rodan,
who somehow is dropping explosive ordnance as he
flies past Godzilla, who blasts at the lizard bird as it
swoops by with his atomic breath. Some really great effects in that. I like
that this Rodan gets enough power to where he makes contact on. On something
and shit starts exploding whatever he hits. It's weird, but it's cool.
Yeah, I like it. Godzilla makes it further
inland and we get a glorious shot of this version of Big
G. And boy, oh boy, does this sculpt of the suit fucking rock.
I like way good. A lot of people.
Go ahead. No, you go ahead. I was gonna say a lot of people kind
of nicknamed this version of Godzilla Thunder Thighs because of how
big the bottom. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah.
The base on this is not something that I'm going to complain about. This is
my kind of Big G. Yeah. No, he's stacked.
He's built to take a lick it and keep on ticking.
Well, the Big G also looks evil as fuck and ready to get some
killing done in the sculpt for the face. The humans flee for the helicopter,
but seem to get caught up in the Kaiju stomping battle as Rodan flies into
Godzilla and again somehow drops some kind of incendiary devices
as explosive fireworks blast out wherever he strikes.
Strikes Big G. This is shot in close up on the suits
and is uncommon, but definitely a little welcome. Bit of cinematic
slobber knocking when they do those shots. I like the way that they put that
together. Yeah, that was actually really nice.
Again, again, great effects in this movie. Oh,
that just looks incredible. Especially this sequence when Rodan starts
pecking at Big G's head and sparks start flying everywhere as he does
so. And this really pisses off Big G, who gets a better position
on Rodan and sends him packing with several atomic breath
blasts in a row. Yeah. Rodan then builds momentum
in flight and strikes back at Big G repeatedly,
knocking him to the ground. They cut to a wide shot to show the humans
making their way to the chopper in the foreground with the giant monsters
fucking Each other up in the background. The composite of that is
fucking incredible as well. That looks really good.
Yes. Another. Another really good. I mean,
I have almost nothing to say bad about any of the effects in
this movie. Yeah, Really? I don't think I have one thing. Yeah, we're just going
to fanboy out about every single one when we do that. It's fine. Yeah,
exactly. I'm going to be just happy that we get to see it. Big G
is still down and Rodan is circling him like some kind of carrion bird or
some shit. And then the people struggle to get into the helicopter and
Rodan lands on top of Big G and starts to pack the ever
loving shit out of him as the pair fight on the ground in a total
Kaiju slobber knocker. Yes. And I wrote in my notes immediately
after that. Now this is how you do some monster fighting action.
This. This is how you do some Kaiju shit
right here. All right. I also wrote a note in here
too. The first third of the film is barely half done and we already
have a battle to knock your fucking socks off. Yeah.
Yeah. Right again. Good. Early Kaiju fighting.
Just as I take the time to type that, Big G grabs a hold of
Rodan by the fucking throat during this fight and tosses him into
the air and blasts him a few times with his atomic breath
before Rodan circles around again and smacks into Big G from behind.
Behind. Knocking him into a rock formation that shatters and
buries him in the rubble as he smashes through it.
Like he smashes into it. And what used to be sort of like a cliff
face then becomes a pile of rubble that Godzilla fell through
and got buried underneath.
Fun times for everyone. Amazing practical effects
in this film. And just some fucking superb model and suit work in that
shot. Just so good. And good on the dudes in the suit who
are dudes or ladies, Whoever's in those things. Yeah,
Fucking punk rock is what it is. Ye. And just.
And just when it looks like Rodan has the upper hand and is swooping in
to attack the trapped Big G. The tail smash to end all
tail smashes takes Rodan right the fuck out of his
mid air flight and clobbers him straight flat down to
the earth. Followed by a blur of matching blows from the tail
again and again and again. Awesome. Shit. So fucking cool.
Fun, fun, fun. That's all I'm gonna say.
Big G emerges out of the rocks while his tail is still beating
the of Rodan. Then he blasts
some serious atomic breath onto the Prone Rodan and
approaches for a serious stomping fuck
shit up moment all over Rodan.
They cut from that to the helicopter and the humans taking off.
And Big G roars as he watches them flee.
Then takes notice of Rodan getting up for a second ass kicking to
blast him with multiple atomic breath direct hits that
send Rodan crashing into a rock face to be buried in the
rubble that he creates. Just like what happened to Godzilla. Godzilla was
like, I'll see you burying me in rubble. And I will increase you
by burying you in rubble with atomic breath. Fuck off.
How dare you, sir. We then see
that they actually have the egg on the helicopter. And Godzilla takes
notice of it and watches it fly away. He then begins to give
a slow pursuit and a roar before they cut to the G Force
headquarters. And a new story that takes place in our fourth clip.
The giant Pteranodon egg found on Adenoa island has been taken to
Kyoto. It will be exhibited by Professor Ome of the
National Institute of Biotechnics. Right now, the question
being asked is, will the egg hatch?
Wow, that's incredible.
A 65 million year old egg right here.
Amazing. What are you doing?
Oh, hello there. My name is.
Sorry, who are you? Do you work
here? No, I'm a pteranodon enthusiast.
Excuse me. Hey, wait. You can't come
in here. It's off limits. Oh, that's okay. Don't worry. This is really most
interesting. You can't stay here. Tell me,
you think it'll hatch? That would be a guess.
Just imagine it. Tell me,
what are these? Don't touch them.
Yes, yes, I'll be right there. I'll.
Alright. Professor. Oh,
now please get out. Maybe I'll say hello to the professor. Out of the question.
Right? Okay.
But this meeting was meant to happen. What? What I mean to
say is, who knows what it might lead to. You and me.
If you continue, you're gonna get a slap in the face. But I
didn't mean to. All right. I want a constant surveillance on the egg,
day and night. Yes, sir. Keep up the time lapse for photography. One frame per
hour. The color seems to be changing.
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I guess it must have dropped into my pocket.
I'll bring it back as soon as I possibly can. I don't believe a word
you're telling me. If you ask me, you stole it from
here. Bring it back right now or else. So I'm a
thief now, huh? Huzuzah. Want to hear my theory about our egg
here? Sure. The egg's color indicates how it's feeling
at the time. I think when we took it from its nest on the island,
it turned red because it was afraid. It turns red whenever
it's afraid or distressed. I see. Azusa, I checked your duty
hours for last week. I found that whenever you were away, the egg turned
bright red. Otherwise it stayed a normal color.
Look here. But why would it do that? It's listening to outside
sounds in the hope that. But maybe it'll recognize its mother's voice
somewhere. That's my theory anyway. But instead of her. Azusa,
it heard you. Hey, what's this?
It's a prehistoric plant. Pretty old.
Yes, I can feel it.
Hello, Mickey. Hello. How are you,
Mickey? Fine. Nice to see you. Are you well?
Fine. Well, I never. This is a surprise.
Hello, sir. It's lovely to see you again. You too.
And who's this? Oh, Okie. G force, sir.
G Force, did you say? Hmm. I don't trust you guys one little bit.
Please, sir, we need your assistance. Can you take a look?
It emits something strange, but very weak. We can't seem to
measure it. Maybe they could find what it is.
Music. That's right. Listen. The children felt it when
they concentrated, then fed it into the computer. This gets
really weird really fast. Yes, again. We probably didn't need
all these humans. Let's just get back to Kaijuing. At the
end of the clip, the lady connected to the egg is in the lab with
it. And some strange music starts playing as the egg lights up
and starts strobing before its enclosure shatters.
And a baby fucking Godzilla pops on out of the egg and
stands there all but crying. Mama at the lad takes a few ominous
steps forwards towards her. Not the first time it's been. You know, a baby's
been born because of a rave, but yeah, all right. She calls for help.
And that means expository dialogue in our fifth clip. This is the way.
Yes. What? What's that? What we've
got is no pteranodon. This baby is something else.
It's a Godzilla sore. What's a Godzilla sore? It's the Godzilla family.
But the species is not as aggressive. Really? You sure?
Well, he looks inoffensive. He's kind of cute, isn't he? Well, one thing's for
certain. This is no Godzill. What we have here is a plant eating Godzillasaur.
Yeah. I wonder. Maybe the egg
was a parasite egg. What? Professor, what's a parasite
egg? Well, it's like some birds. They lay their eggs in the
nests of Other birds, for example, the European cuckoo.
What? Godzilla? Oh, boy. They cut from
the end of the clip to a scene of Godzilla fucking shit up when he
walks through what looks like a refinery making landfall
and atomic breath blasting anything in his way as he does it.
This spectacular display of fiery explosions is only slightly
mired by a few shots of Matt. Lines being obvious when it happens,
but for fuck's sakes, it's still a dude in a suit surrounded by firebomb
effects and punk as fuck, and looks cool no matter what.
Yeah, yeah, it's fucking punk. Like you said, it's punk rock.
Yeah. Most of the shots, if not all of them, look terrific otherwise.
Other than just like, there's a couple of Matt shots where they don't quite line
up right with the people fleeing. Yeah. When I'm thinking about this, I feel spoiled
for even noticing that Matt in the first place because of how great all the
other stuff in the seque. Like I'm just right. Like I'm. Like,
why am I even nitpicking this tiny little detail? Right? Why am I even.
That's. That's kind of where I got with the movie. I was just like,
ah, I. I've just enjoyed it so much, I didn't even recognize the.
You did. You have a bit more of a discerning eye than me, but.
Well, just as I'm thinking about all of that, the entire factory goes up in
an amazing fiery explosion as they cut to a dude in his office taking
a call and. Well, that dialogue. So it's our sixth. Yes.
What's that? Godzilla's attacking the city.
This is an emergency. All stations,
position red. Godzilla alert level 3.
All personnel to action stations.
Control section. Okay, roger. Godzilla sighted.
Godzilla sighted. Ready Mechagodzilla
for takeoff. Where is Kazuma? I don't know. What?
Where the hell is that jackass? Chase, get me
a backup pilot. Transport shuttle, sir. Arriving cockpit
in 15 seconds. Godzilla presently located at Point Quebec
108. Said system with full
60 rounds of paralyzing missiles. Roger. Transfer to D2
block. Roger. Air system on.
Retract ground air missile system check
of. Okay. All laser cannons registering okay.
All systems green. Rotate to standing
position. Activate left.
Insert coolant now. Insertion standby.
Okay. Head arms open.
Open the body arms. Elevate Mecca.
God. Mechagodzilla. Extend all
body arms. Start main engine.
Starting main engine. Mechagodzilla,
take off. Maintain angles
1, 2, 0. Go direct. Roger. Changing course to
2, 3, 0. All right. So the model work that happens
in the shot of them launching the Mecha G that is in that clip is
actually really fucking rad. But the expository dialogue over it,
that is just some good clipping right there. And you gotta do it. Gotta clip
that. Gotta clip it. If you don't clip it, then how do they know that
you watched it? At the end of the clip, we hear Godzilla roar and we
see him stomp his way through what looks like a motor racing speedway
of some sort. I don't know for sure, but it looks like that's what it
was meant for. And then there's people that are in there fleeing in the foreground
from the stands. And then we see him in what appears to be an
even larger amusement park that may surround that
speedway, I think. And then they cut from that to Mecha G in flight,
complete with expository dialogue log in our seventh clip.
Passing point Delta 1. We have spotted Godzilla.
Prepare for landing. Roger.
Activating maintenance. Ghost Rider helicopters
have taken position. Operation Exodus is in effect.
Report any casualties. The time has come
finally, to put. Our technology to the final test.
Okay, Mecha G lands. The folks make that declarative
statement at the end of the clip. And almost as though it was planned
this way. That is the end of the first act or the first third of
the film, however you want to categorize. Nice. Hey, man, it helped us
out. It got us here. Here we're at.
And this is qu. The tease
to have to pause here right before Mecha G and the big
G actually square off. Right. Right before we get into our final.
Here. It's a good little tease moment to stop
at. Well, this is their very first fight too. So, like,
they do fight a couple of times in this film. And, you know,
Rodan's not completely down for the count yet, everybody. So don't give up on him.
Because why would they build a Rodan and not use him in a final fight
in some way? Exactly. Of course, Rodan's showing up at some point,
right? And I'm very happy with this version of Rodan. I think they power
him up, right? Because instead of just being like, you know, the powers of flying
around and smashing stuff, he starts getting his own kind of powers and reactions.
Because this is a different universe. He was created in a different way now.
That's right. I'm totally fine. We're totally different now.
I really like so far how this film is
setting this stuff up. The psychic shit still a little bit weird. And even
the, like, baby Godzilla stuff that's going to happen or does happen
whenever he's hatched and he starts crying mama at her. It's a little irritating,
but it's still kind of cute. And I'm still enjoying it. And I like what
they're doing with this because clearly the baby dinosaur crying for
help. All of the existing giant monsters that were made from
dinosaurs are sympathetic to that call. And they're trying to go protect the thing.
And I think that's cool. That is nice. I don't. Everyone wants
to protect little Godzilla. I don't like that. This version of
Godzilla has the same teeth as our Godzilla. But he's a plant
eater, right? Yeah. That is fucking weird. How can I be a plant eater
and have pointy teeth? Yeah. I don't understand it. I think that you'd be like
a. Cow and just square teeth. Right. You got to have a grindage for that
and multiple stomachs to be able to handle that kind of food. Yeah. I don't
know, man. It didn't make any sense to me. I think they tried to really
redo what was going on. Well, their idea was that this particular
dinosaur is a more gentle version of a Godzilla.
Sore. That is a different branch in
the same phylum, but it's not the same as what makes our Godzillas.
I think that's what they were trying to get at. Which is an interesting idea.
And I'm going to just go with them on this. Because time travel happened anyway
and fucked up this whole timeline, Right? Yeah. It's in
this way. You just have to accept it. Right. And the only thing that I'm
finding annoying about Baby so far is how much this lady is going to scream
the name Baby when he's around. Yeah. Yeah. That's about it, Baby.
Yeah. It's gonna be bad folks, but just strap it. It'll get better. But the
baby. We'll get through this. Trust me. There's awesome Kaiju fighting coming.
We're gonna be good. All right. Why don't we get into the second third of
the film then? Let's fucking do it. All right. The second actor. The second third
of the film starts with Big G and Mecha G squaring off.
After Mecha G does that cyber roar, they go on
the offensive with a hover attack and Mega Buster,
which is the Mecha G version of atomic breath. I think they called it Mega
Buster. I tried to take that note as quick as possible. One of the shots
from that causes the fireworks style explosions all over Big G.
One of them is even inside of his mouth. I think it interrupted his atomic
breath attack with that blast and that stopped
him from being able to do that. It was an interesting thing that they did
there. But you actually see spark shooting out of the Big G costume's mouth.
Yeah, it's good shit. Right after that happens, Big G looks
super pissed as he stomps his way through a huge electrical tower
and Mecha G moves in and fires a laser cannon out of
his eyes. Big G shoots back with his atomic breath, which does not
seem to phase this highly engineered Mechagodzilla. As the crew prepare
for another attack with its plasma grenade, they fire it.
And it is a superpowered version of the Ghidra Lightning that
knocks Big G down the minute it hits. Military asshole forgets whose
name is first on the marquee of this movie and makes some
foolish declarative statements in our eighth clip. You see
Mechagodzilla is stronger. See, it can return your
heat beam. We've got you, Godzilla.
Firing paralyzer missiles. Fire. With that,
they fire a hellstorm of those explosive missiles and Big G returns
an atomic breath blast which gets
absorbed. And then they fire back at Big G with that plasma grenade
thing. I think that they described it earlier, but the Super X
design idea and the King Caesar I power thing seem to be
transferred here in that plasma grenade system. They find a way of
storing the energy and then firing it back. And I think that's what they're getting
at. But they never really fully come out and say that that's what it is
in the dialogue anywhere. So yeah, or I missed it, I'm not sure.
Or fuck it. They then fire what is
referred to in the command as a shock anchor which appears to be
high tech grappling hooks that embed deep into Godzilla's
body, complete with red blood splatter.
And they then shock the shit out of him, making him very sad
faced for what feels like fucking fucking forever. While all the generals look
so pleased with themselves and the leader of the Mecha G crew
stares on like an emotionless weirdo the entire time this
is happening. At one point it looks like Big G is done for
and is foaming at the mouth like he ate a
case of Alka Seltzer. When somehow the
charge becomes red and flows back into Mecha G,
causing a fire in the engine room and disabling Mecha G entirely.
Big G's eyes start glowing red with hate.
Their while this is happening. And then our eponymous hero
personal note. Why did I have to write that term? I am a protagonist.
I Don't know, man. Yeah, what do you just sit there with a thesaurus
right next to you? No, I knew that word and I knew how it was
supposed to fit in the context and I chose to put that in there.
Why? I don't know, man. What the fuck are you doing?
Well anyway, our eponymous hero gets to his feet with a
rage faced roar that sent goosebumps on my arms
as his theme blares out. And you know shit's about to go down.
Cause he is. When the shit goes
down, you better be ready. Big G
proves the military dudes and Mecha G have got nothing as
it is disabled. And he slowly walks up to it. And high school
bully shoves that metallic bitch to the fucking ground
with explosions and terrified human faces on all of
the previously so pleased military folks in
tow. That was so satisfying to watch him shoulder check that shit to the ground.
It was. Dude, that was good shit. Fuck you military guys.
Fuck you. They go in for a close up on Big G where his face
sneers and then he roars and he strolls past
it. And they then cut to our ninth clip.
Get after him. It is impossible for them to fight in that condition. They'll be
lucky if they make it back. Godzilla has passed point Sierra 5.
Scramble Green Hornet Division to location. Things aren't looking too good.
I'm afraid it'll take weeks to fix Mechagodzilla. Sir. Damn. I hope
we're not too late. Son of a bitch. What's going on? Where. Where's he heading?
Due west, sir. Kyoto. He must be stopped.
Whatever the cost. Okay, go ahead. Maintain flight level.
Target in sight. Let's go in, boys. This starts a sequence of airstrikes
via jet land strikes via tanks and maser fire in
just a hailstorm of smoke and fire and sparks bouncing off
of Big G as they try to slow him down. They cut from
that to the bigwigs and our 10th clip. He's through
our defenses. So what'll we do?
It appears to be destroying everything in its path. It's unstoppable.
There are explosions and massive fires all over the city.
Someone has to do something or Kyoto will be destroyed.
Now it looks like it's heading for the Kyoto Tower.
Evacuate the building. Evacuate the building.
Get out. Godzilla's coming. Professor, do you
think the baby called him?
Do you have a sealed room here? Maybe we can isolate the baby.
If we can stop it calling, there's a chance that we. We can stop Godzilla.
Azusa. We could try the underground cell store. After this we see Godzilla
making it to a historical landmark on the edge of Kyoto, heading to the
call of that baby Godzilla. This is some seriously terrific
compositing. Shots of sudimation and live action. People fleeing in the foreground
for scale. It is super delicious and impressive the way that they
did this. And they cut from this amazing Kaiju stuff to
the baby Godzilla. And our 11th clip. I think that
Godzilla went to the island for a reason. I think it went there to
collect the Godzillasaur egg. Godzilla's up there.
He's above us. Immediately following that declaration,
Big G starts demolishing the building like he is working out a
boxing routine on its infrastructure. Again,
amazing model work and really goddamn believable the way that it
looks. Dude, I'm loving the model work on this. The Baby
G has its eyes light up red. And that somehow signals Big G
to stop his onslaught and turn around as he walks his way
through a skyscraper packed area of a city that
immediately goes up in explosive flames. And they cut from that to
a newspaper headline that I had pop the subtitles on to see when
I'm backed up. And that headline says, Godzilla left to Asako Bay.
That's it. Well then, good for him. Hardly seems worth going
back for, but there it is. No but there it is. They cut to the
pilot that is obsessed with Pteranodon's explaining himself in some expository
dialogue. That is our 12th clip. Well, I. You see,
sir, I just used up a few days vacation I had coming
to me, Sir. Well, next time ask my permission first before you
go take vacations. I mean it. Do you understand?
Well, let's just forget it this time. Catch.
Starting as of June 29, Officer Kazuma will
be in charge of the parking lot. That's what it says. Kazuma. Now get out.
Goodbye. Come in. Excuse me,
sir. What? What you mean you,
Baby. You can still be hungry, if only just.
Eagle.
Well, just a little bit then.
Here. It's really perfect.
He'll love it here. We'll raise it here. But we'll need your assistance.
We'll all be counting on you, miss. I hope you realize. Don't worry,
sir. Take good care of it. As you well know, it's a very important animal.
Welding team to sector three. And also check
that train station. If we were to take
this and reattach it. Okay. I think that would
lead us once again to make that attachment there, which will help
this. Professor Ome of the National Institute of Biotechnics
has come up with a startling discovery. It Would seem that the Godzilla Sar in
captivity has a second brain located in its body right here.
So therefore, the same must be true with Godzilla. Correct? Go on.
Sir. We'll change Mechagodzilla's attack plan to to attack this weak point. Next time,
we'll attack from behind and aim for his second brain. This new
attack plan has been given a codename, G Crusher. It'll paralyze
Godzilla completely. Without that brain, he won't be able to stand up.
You talked about how to increase Mechagodzilla's maneuverability.
Well? Am I not right, Professor? Hey, hey. Stop this
damn thing. It wouldn't be impossible. Why can't we modify the
Garuda one? Sir, what do you think?
We could increase the combat power drastically. But then what are we
going to do with Megagodzilla? We can get by with only minimum changes.
Yes, indeed. This would make it possible.
Baby, what are you doing?
Come here immediately. Hey,
babe. What is that?
This is my new limousine. And you can
cut out the babe business. I'm sorry. What's that?
He's been playing up? Baby, you be good,
okay? You got promoted?
Yes, I did. I'm back flying again. Oh,
I'm really glad.
What's that? This is my new robot.
It's called Pteranodon. And yes, it can fly. Can it really?
Why not? Come for a ride. Take this. I think it should fit.
Hold on to me. Hold on to me. So the brilliant
plan is to dock the Super X thing on the back of the Mecha G
like a goddamn Gundam to make a massive mega Mech.
Like this is a Gundam wing or some shit. Yeah, yeah.
Let's just get the Constructicons to merge and form Devastator
while we're at it. Now, I make that sound like I'm disappointed, but I am
here for this all fucking day. I just want
to state that. Like, I know it sounds like I'm disappointed that they're doing this
or that I have a problem with it, but. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. I'm just mad that they didn't just start off with this
whenever went down the flown there and
docked on the thing. Right? Again, a lot of unneeded
human that made us have to see this. Yeah, but again,
a modicum of a. Like just not even really a problem.
It's just like a minor complaint. Because I just want to see more Kaiju stomping
badassery. Yeah, we just want to see Kaiju's killing. The failing
is me in this Case with the film when whenever I have a complaint with
how long something is taking, it's my fault, not the films.
Yeah, we'll take the bl.
Not our precious movie. Now the thing that I do want to complain about for
sure though is the clip where it ends with them flying around in that silly
Pteran mech thing that the actors had to ride in that's
clearly just lofted to the ceiling from wires and just.
Come on, man. It's sad. I also wanted to note that the end
of the clip takes us over the end of the second act. And we
are now done with the second third of the film. Holy shit.
Coming up on the final. Yeah. Do you have anything you want to add about
things that you enjoyed or didn't enjoy before we move on? God, not really,
no. I mean, I kind of already said everything I wanted to say. Like just
maybe minus out some of the human stuff. But as it goes,
the model work is fantastic again.
I would love a combiner series against Godzilla.
You know, we'll talk about it again. But a Voltron
type thing versus Godzilla instead of like the mech Godzilla.
And I get why they're doing mech Godzilla, but God, imagine if they would have
somehow just convinced themselves get like a combiner wars going
that have been fucking. That would have been everything.
Oh man, you need to get yourself into some Gundam. I think you would really
dig it, I guess. Yeah, I always see it. I'm like,
that's something I want to get into. Do I need yet another thing to
hyper fixate and spend all my money on? Yes, yes,
yes, yes. That's exactly what I'm thinking. So we see Gundam
model sets. I'm like, oh fuck. I already have enough
hobbies that are expensive. We ready to move on to the run
to the end? Yeah. So the run to the end picks
up convenient after the flying around on a kitty looking Daeradon
mech. So I don't have to talk about it anymore because it
just picks up where they crashed it and covering it up while expository
dialogue comes walking in the door with a bunch of annoying kids in our 13th
clip. This way,
girls. Oh, can I help you?
The girls wanted to come here and see Baby. Are they all
from the ESP school? Yes. Hello, miss. Hello there.
Oh, isn't he lovely?
He's still only little though. Yeah, he is so little.
You wouldn't believe it. But the girls have learned to sing a song for him.
Really? Girls, sing for Baby. Yes, please.
Go on. All right. So the singing girls at the end
of the clip arouses a once forgotten and somehow apparently mostly
dead Rodan and agitates the baby Godzilla who
attacks his pen and starts off our 14th flip.
Baby, what's up? What? Baby?
Baby, what's the matter?
No, Baby. I don't understand. What's the
matter with him? What's wrong? Yes, that must be it. It must
be the song. The song. You remember the last time we heard the music?
The baby started to hatch out. Whenever he hears the plant's
music, Baby somehow gets a huge intake of.
I feel like they wanted Mothra in this film too, but they chose
Rodan and then gave Rodan some Mothra esque powers from
the previous Mothra appearance in the 90s. Yeah, because that's.
That's the feeling I got. Yeah, because like, Rodan starts having some
powers like that whenever he flies now and then also the singing actually.
Actually empowered him and the baby Godzilla. So they're bringing in some Mothra like.
Like supernatural twist to this, but I'm not sure why or what
is the point. But I'm just gonna go with it and not complain.
Yeah, let's just. Let's just settle it down. Yeah, we got a really
good movie here this week. Let's not. Yeah, get pissy.
Yeah, we fucked around this week. We're gonna find out next week. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, exactly. We start complaining this week, and then next
week it's probably gonna be terrible. With that, we see that
Rodan gets massively powered. He gets some kind of power
blast ray himself now. And a dramatic sting of
what I assume is his theme happens as his new
power is revealed. They cut from that to a boardroom and some human
bigwig bullshit. That is our 15th clip. The aim
of the plan is to somehow try to lure Godzilla away.
The destination, the Ogasawara Islands. They're remote
and uninhabited. And the only way to lure Godzilla
is with a decoy. And what will you use? We've no alternative.
The Godzilla saw baby's life can't be put. Don't worry,
you'll be looking after him. I've decided that for this mission, you'll be
on board the Mechagodzilla. But what for? Because, my dear,
I need you to find the exact location of that second brain.
Believe me, it's very important. I beg you, stop this operation.
I understand your concern, miss. This dinosaur is an
important asset. It would be foolish to waste it. Baby's not an
asset. He's just an intelligent being with a right to live.
Baby's not A commodity or disposable asset. Wait a
moment. The men of G Force have a responsibility. They must rid
the world of the threat posed by Godzilla. That's why they've got to
go ahead with this plan. I'm sorry if you can't accept that. You know,
I did think that fighting Godzilla was doing something worthwhile for humankind.
But now I guess I've just changed my mind. Baby did that for
you, I think. I feel sorry for Baby. I guess he was born 65 million
years too late. Maybe. Or else too early. Why too early?
Oh, well. Dinosaurs were around for 150, 50 million years.
And man has only been around for 2 million years. Who knows?
One day dinosaurs could make a comeback.
That's it. Come on. Easy, boy. Come on.
Come on. There you go. Come on.
All right. Come on. Come on.
Look. It's frightened.
Baby. Baby.
Sorry, miss. You'll have to come down. I'll stay here. Please close
the door. You sure? Baby needs somebody. They're there.
Everything will be all right. All right. Close it up.
Baby. Don't be afraid. I'll look after
you. It's all right now. This is Lizard 1,
Course 167. Roger, Lizard 1. What time
is the attack scheduled to begin? One on Course 167 in 30 minutes
at 1700. A report from Chitose Base, sir. A giant bird
was sending above. A mori 10 minutes ago. A giant bird? Like what?
Revisu Contact. What the hell? It's Radon.
Radon? Radon's alive. Look.
The giant bird is now heading west.
Sendai's had a sighting.
It's now turned south, sir. Where's it going? Baby. Listen.
The baby's eyes were glowing red. It could have been an sos.
Baby is after all Radon's heft brother. They're communicating.
Contact Lizard One immediately. Roger.
Returning to base. Over.
Baby.
Lizard One, come in. God damn it. We'll have
to take another look at that. Sure. And what
about this here, Kazuma? What's container's gone missing?
Huh? During the clip, Rodan destroys the helicopter hauling the Baby
G and snags the container mid fall with his claws.
Then flies off with it at the end to swoop over a
shit ton of terrified people and over the cityscapes. That is
just incredible model work that you just have to see to believe. Oh my
God. Yeah, it's really well done. And then they cut from
that to GeForce. Folks suiting up and grabbing helmets.
And then the last lady is apprehensive grabbing her
helmet. This leads to a final Check and our 16th
Clip Operation Checklist complete,
sir. Target system checklist complete,
sir. I don't know. I just wanted to add that. I felt it really adds
to the story. Check is complete, sir.
That was a great clip. Fucking weirdo. And this leads into a sequence
of that Super X thing taking off. Following the released Mecha G
and then some more dialogue. Enough. 17th clip.
Johnson, climb to flight level 1 00.
Johnson, do you read me?
Johnson, answer me. It's me, sir. Who's me?
Okay, sir. I'm sorry sir. I had to do it. Garuda was my
idea, sir. Climbing to flight level 1 00,
sir. They cut from that to Rodan circling a city center,
terrifying every human around and sending them running for
their lives before landing. Ending with a thud. And setting the
container with the baby and the lady in it down rather roughly.
I mean, come on. You can do better. Yeah. I mean, you know. Come on.
That thing's cherry. What are you doing? He pecks the fuck out of it and
breaks it open. Resale value. He pecks the fuck
out of it and breaks it open to roar triumphantly. While the
Mecha Super X team are still on route. Mecha G touches
down. And its arrival stops Rodan from doing the woody woodpecker
routine on the shipping container. And the two square off at each other for
a nice sit cinematic look at both suit monsters.
That was a really well done shot. That was. That was really
well done. Rodan reveals his heat beam attack. And the Super
X thing is sent in to distract Rodan and get him away
from the container. While Mecha G fires its plasma grenade at Rodan.
This is some serious Kaiju versus tech shit and I am here for
it. All fucking day. It's really well done. All day,
all night. Rodan takes off. And then the Super X ship
and Rodan have a flying battle. That is pretty fucking well done.
Done. And it ends with Rodan smacking the ship and sending it crashing into
a nearby building. Lots. Lots of fiery explosions
and sadness follows after that. They think the guy's dead for a minute.
The command to turn on the energy storage is now given.
And Rodan circles Mecha G firing off his heat
ray. And Mecha G returns fire with the plasma grenade. It's revealed the
pilot of the flying ship is actually okay. After the plasma grenades
blast Rodan through. And I mean right the through a high
rise building. And holy shit. Was that amazing. Did that model look like it was
really crumbling like a building? Man, that. That. That looked.
That looked like it was the shit right there. Mecha G makes his
way over to the prone Rodan as the pilot who came to in
the crashed ship tries to mash some buttons. The trapped
Rodan is blasted with Mecha G breath a few times while he is still
trapped. But then Rodan breaks free with the Mecha G so close
and gets flight and takes out one of the laser eyes.
Whenever he starts starts pecking at Mecha G, he just flies straight
at him, uses that momentum and takes its eye right out before it can respond.
Good shit. They fight it out with Rodan pecking out
a lot of shit on Mecha G and just wrecking shit left and right.
Yeah. They finally get a chance to blast Rodan away with
the plasma grenade blast. And again, this is some terrific
Kaiju stomping badassery. This scene is incredible.
It really is. It's just fucking awesome. Kaiju fighting.
Fucking solid shit. That blast leaves Rodan noxed on the
ground. And what looks looks like it is his type of blood is pouring
from the open wound in his chest and neck from that blast. And more
of that same colored liquid is mixed with the Alka seltzer foam which
is coming from the beast's mouth. You're pretty sure he's dying over there?
Yeah, he's not having a good time. That's. That's rabies.
That's what this is. A G force helicopter arrives and they
run to the container and drop down to it with some
dialogue in our 18th clip. Azusa,
where are you? Hurry. Come on,
quick. Azuza, are you okay? Yes, sir. We're both all
right. Baby's fine too. Get out, Professor. We'll open
it. Cut it open.
Godzilla's here at last.
Turn us around,
Garuda. Garuda. Unable to contact,
sir. Plasma energy on.
The energy pool's overheated, sir. We can't run it.
The norms bombs dropped in this movie. Yeah.
With that. Mecha G blasts at Big G. And then Big G returns
fire. And the pair get locked in an energy blast fight
that terminates in a big explosion that knocks Big G down and sends all
kinds of sparks and malfunctioning components in Mecha G with all
these alerts and alarms going off. Then Big G is back up and
roaring a challenge. And the Mecha G crew are ordered to switch to the
auxiliary system. Big G charges through and I mean right
the through a stadium and into a slam maneuver
at Mecha G. And it is a real slobber knocker fight.
At this point. They're just going at it. Yeah, Now. Now it's time to fucking
let's murder some motherfuckers at this point. Now, Big G hits
multiple shoulder check slams into Mecha G, which sends him buckling
his head down. And with the head down, Big G grabs the neck
of the mech and picks it up, holding the machine out completely parallel by
the neck and swinging it side to side before tossing it into a
building. Fucking that mech all to hell.
That is really good. Fire envelops the mech that is laying face down
and prone, and Big G advances into the explosions to stomp
on the mech's neck and head. He switches to massive tail whip strikes
that are very damaging, as explained in our 19th
clip. What's the damage level? Damage level 8, sir.
The joints won't hold up very much longer.
Okie, you still there?
Damn. Hurry. Godzilla's here. Okie.
Godzilla. All right.
With this, the Super X is back in flight and
blasting Godzilla with its laser cannons while flying far from his
reach to be a constant distraction. And then there is
more dialogue in our 28. You got here just in time.
I was getting worried. Well, where were
you? Off on another vacation? Let's see if
you can get that tin can upright. Let's go. Roger.
Set. Boosters at full
power. With Godzilla distracted and Mecha G back up in
the air, flying around itself, Big G is struck by the flying Mecha
G and is knocked to the ground by the way it flew in at his
back and hit him like he couldn't see it coming. They're totally doing
what they have to do to try and take him down.
That's just how it's the only way to beat Godzilla.
While Godzilla is down, the flying Super X thing that is called Garuda
begins the merge process with Mecha G. They take a really long time
with the model work to dock together, but that same model work and transformation sequence
is also really badass. So I'm going to just let them have
this one. I'm just going to give it to them because it looks. Yeah,
let him have this. It's fucking cool. And you have to watch it because I
don't want to describe all of it and what it does. But seriously, if you're
into mechs combining, that's your shit right there.
Yeah, no, you're. You're not wrong at all.
This leads to our 21st clip. Super Mechagodzilla
formation on standby. Roger.
Super Mechagodzilla ready to go.
Garuda lock beam cannons on Godzilla.
Roger. Fire auto, all weapons
firing, sir. The Super Mecha G fires all weapons on Godzilla,
who then returns with atomic breath attacks. They destroy
several huge buildings in the process of this a fight. And it is
again, some truly amazing looking effects and explosions.
Yeah. No, again, the effects in this week's movie and
next week's movie are fucking bar none. Probably some of the best we've seen from
a Godzilla franchise. I'm not going to write about it because you need
to see this one for sure to appreciate. Appreciate how good it is. This sequence
ends with a plasma grenade blast that takes Big G to the
ground. And then they fire tranquilizers into Big G and then do multiple
blasts to the prone beast, only to repeat it again and again. And this
is the part where you're supposed to really start feeling bad for Godzilla. And it's
also the part where the movie tries to convince you that Godzilla is done for.
And it makes you feel extremely bad for him as you watch him slowly get
destroyed. Yes. They call. Start feeling like sad.
They call for the G crusher in our 20 second clip.
Prepare. Prepare G crusher. Roger. Preparation is complete.
Do exactly as you were told. Do you hear? Do it.
You have to. We have a lock on Fire.
Commence discharge.
We got Godzilla. At long last. We won. We've done
it, Commander. Sorry, sir. Roger and out.
Aoki, where are you going? Huh?
Azusa, it's me. Are you all right,
Azusa? Yes, we're all right. All right.
Finish it.
Baby. It's okay.
No. Part of the reason that was all a clip is so
I don't have to describe the amount of punishment and nastiness of those attacks on
Godzilla. Which is all bad. Yeah, it's intense. As a
Big G super fan, this shit is fucking hard for me to watch it.
Really? Yeah, they really take it to them. Yeah. Like I know as a fan
who has watched this before, it's all a fucking work. But I lose
hope every time. And I always go in full smart for this shit when
it happens. I do. Of course I have to. It's. I'm that
big of a G fan. I really am. Anyway, at the
end of the clip, the baby G breaks loose and calls for help.
After the horizon horrific massive damage dealt on and an attempt
to murder Big G becomes too much for it to bear.
That call makes Rodan wake up, who apparently intends to co parent
this baby G with Big G as it jumps up to
join back into the Kaiju stomping fun by taking flight that leads
to our 23rd clip. Radon is still alive.
What's that power? That is Radon's
energy.
Godzilla's brain is reconstituted. What's that?
It's Radon's energy. It revived the brain. My God.
That isn't possible.
Incredible. The armor plate is melting.
The armor's going, sir.
Wow, that became really interesting all at once. So. Yeah,
right. Rodan takes flight, lands on Godzilla. Somehow dissolves,
coating Godzilla in sparkle motion. Commitment. That looks like
Big G blew an entire bonus at a gentleman's club and got
all of the body glitter rubbed on him. Yeah, all the. The body glitter.
A lightning storm begins. And the particles also destroy the
protective layer of Mecha G. As we hear there at the end, Big G blasts
off his new atomic breath. That has been stripper glitter
supercharged to a dark red. And it does some serious
damage. As once again we see that if you don't stop fucking around
with the Godzilla you have, you're gonna find out what kind of more powerful
and pissed off Big G you make in the process.
Yeah, right, motherfuckers. They're almost there
at the find out part right now. Yeah, they're finding out with that new blast
that he just gained. Yep. The laser blasts
create tremendous explosions and fire. And it sends the Mecha G
to its back. And Big G will not stop his rage roasting of
the Mecha G until the entire God damn suit is
on fire. Just burning the fuck up. Complete with
carcinogenic black smoke and everything. Holy fuck. I hope
that suit is empty for this shot. Like, what the. It's an
inferno. And you can see like the. The actual suit itself is burning
and falling apart in that shot. So please let
me know that no one was in there. Right? Please. Holy God. Please let the
no. 1 in that suit. And they are fine.
Big G roars of victory at this site and walks away.
And that is the start of our pent ultimate club. Emergency escape
system activated. Emergency. Emergency.
Damage level 10. This ship has been destroyed.
There are. There are no survivors.
Damage level 10. This ship has been destroyed.
There are no. You're wrong there. There are plenty of us.
Azusa. Kazuma. Hurry.
Baby. You must leave.
You must go back with the others.
It's the only way. Can't you see that?
Baby, I can't look after
you anymore. See? Oh, I'm so
sorry,
baby.
Baby.
I can't stay. You have to
understand.
And thank you, baby.
Take care now.
Mickey, this is Azusa. Do you read me?
Over. Please Mickey.
Try to make Godzilla understand. Try using your
telepathy. That he must take Baby away.
He doesn't belong here. Do you think
you'll be able to do that, Mickey?
Yes, I'll try. So the psychic lady sends some good vibrations or
some bullshit at them. Baby comes out of hiding. Big G roars.
Baby roars. Big G roars again. And it then turns to the ocean,
where he walks off and calls out to the little tiny Baby G to
come along with him, which it does. And this would be unbearable
if not for the tremendous practical effects and the shot of them walking away together
against the sunset into the ocean. That just looks incredible. Yes.
They also turn away from this to show the humans for some
talky hole summaries in our final clip. There's proof for
all that life always conquers life,
sir. Yeah. Life against artificial
life, reptiles or humankind. We all fight to
protect our offspring. Take care now,
Baby. You as well,
Godzilla. Will there be a dinosaur age
long after man's presence here has been forgotten?
It will come, I'm sure. It may not be for another
few million years. I also know they'll
be waiting for it. We watch the pair of lizard creatures
head out to the sea as they roll those motherfucking credits. Cinema PsyOps
10. 10 years. 10 years.
I cannot remember off the top of my head, the other Kaiju
Godzilla film that focused in on the idea that Kaijus have a second
brain. And that's how they're able to control and move such giant
bodies. But I do know that this and another
film somewhere that will probably pop up in our Godzilla series.
I just can't remember which one specifically that deal with this. And both of them
were tremendous influences, I'm sure, for Guillermo del Toro
with his Pacific Rim, because his Kaijus had to have a secondary brain
and his mechs were fighting Kaijus, and mechs had. To have two men
in it. Yeah, the mechs had to have the two men or the two brains
to be able to work, to match the Kaiju brains, to be able to do
the same kind of system to fight them. And it's basically the same kind
of Mecha G where it's people working together to pilot a giant robot
to fight the giant monster. That's fucking shut up. And the
love song to all of those Kaiju films. You can actually see
just how much of this film is in that as well and
how much of this was an influence. And I feel like this may be one
of Guillermo del Toro's absolute favorites of the Godzilla series because it feels
like it was very heavily influencing. Yeah, Him, I'm sure. I bet he watched
it as a kid and was like, this is. I'm going to do something with
this motherfucker. I watch this as an adult and I'm like, man, I want to
do something with this. Right? Jesus. Yeah, it's a really
good film. This is one of the peaks. This is. Any time
Godzilla is going against Mechagodzilla in a film, you're doing okay.
Unless they don't call it Mechagodzilla or they order it from Teemo, which we'll
see. Yeah, yeah. Then. Then you got some problems. Right.
But this one was very enjoyable, and I cannot recommend it enough.
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2 from 1993.
This is where you want to jump in for some of the 90s fucking versus
action to really feel good about it, you know, go right to this one if
you want, because you're going to have a good time. Yeah. It's always. Yeah,
everything's going to be a lot of fun. Go back and watch the other ones.
I mean, all of the stuff that we've watched so far has had things that
we've obviously enjoyed, but this is one that I can safely say, like,
if you don't enjoy this one, then maybe Kaiju movies aren't for you. Yeah.
No, you're exactly right. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah.
It's like, especially, like, if you don't. Like this movie, you're not going to like
any casual movies. I'm sorry. Yeah. Like, if you didn't feel anything for
Pacific Rim and you didn't like this one, then they're definitely not for you.
That's just. Yeah. No, Then you might as well just go on and find a
different genre movie and leave the rest of us. Alone to enjoy
ourselves with our giant monsters. Fucking shit up. Right?
Yeah. I'm thoroughly pleased with this film.
I had so much fun talking about it, but I think we're done. I don't
think we can keep any more praise. We've blown it enough. It has to,
to be. Yes, I think so. It's. It's. It's actually probably over sensitized
now. It's like you need to stop. It's gone numb from
all of the friction. Yeah. It's like, oh, my God, you're killing me over here.
Can you please stop psych blowing me for a minute?
That would all be a clip of the show. Used to be like, we used
to clip everything. Yeah. And with that, we're gonna go ahead and
Play on the pirate radio. Edit another song also released in 1993.
Like Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2. It's going to be from our boys Cypress
Hill with the song Insane in the Brain, which was a huge hit in
1993. And here it is now for you to enjoy the full live story.
Are all the sentient life forms on the garbage heap cast offs of
the loop? You are not prepared for that knowledge.
Oh. Oh, hang on. You. You and R.
You. But the goaties knew why.
But why? You. You caused this.
You. You did the. You.
Diagnostics indicator. Anachronistic artifacts dropping out to the
max. This bunker's fully automated survival support system. That's antiquated.
Are you possessed by the demon intragan or do people
just talk like that where you're from? Interesting. And how is that even a response?
It. You know, I always said to Babs, just dumb it down a little,
but expand, elucidate. I thought that approaching with
an even tempo in my speech patterns while using rhyming verse
would be help ease the tension of my unorthodox arrival.
Make me seem less creepy and unappealing. Well, that failed,
champ, because you are creepier than the
entire cast of Psycho. So I think you can understand my need to have a
look at the very unexpected outcome of the situation we both
find ourselves in. I'm simply trying to undo every last bit of damage
to the all of all causality that humanity has ever done. Well, it's.
Hang on. Just. Just let me clarify this again. I'm going to get the crayons
if necessary. Oh, I forgot to mention, I went
so 90s on this that all of the songs that I
grabbed for both my week and your week, not only are they from the same
year that the films are released, but they're the music video versions that you would
have seen most prevalently in those years. Oh,
nice. Right. Well,
maybe that'll have something to do with my story time.
Oh.
Story time.
Story time. Okay, so. So this is gonna be another one of
those court the bastard got out a little bit stories. Just kind of like,
uh. Oh, yeah, it's the story of me being super late to work because
of a perceived panic that might have been going on that
turned out to be something else. So the important part of this
story is you need to be in the mindset that I'm in, trying to get
to work when this starts happening to me. Therefore, you can understand
why I thought maybe something really bad was happening. All right? Right. Gotcha.
All right, so I'm on my way to work on, like, a Monday or a
Tuesday. I can't remember exactly when it is, not knowing why, but all of
a sudden, the police start closing off the street that I'm trying
to cross to get onto the highway off of where my house is,
right? I'm going up the street that I live on to another street that crosses.
That will get me to an exit to get onto the highway to get to
work. Well, that street is blocked. So they make
me. The police basically stop, make me turn around and go
right from where I'm at and just are basically blocking off the entire street.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Well, the street that I was
heading up towards, there was an industrial area just shortly up there
that deals with chemicals and processes, like astral,
like, not Astroturf, but like asphalt or something like that,
you know, and deals with that kind of stuff. And I was wondering if maybe
there was some kind of a chemical spill and there was a danger and I
needed to be worried. So I turn around and backtrack. I'm still trying to get
to work, but I'm worried about what might be happening with the cats. So I
call my wife or I text my wife to see if she knows anything that's
going on or if anything's on the news or anything like that. And I backtrack
around to another street, and I'm trying to go.
I could tell people the street. So, you know, for Omaha, but, like, it would
really not matter. But essentially, I'm just going maybe enough blocks
over to where I can go to another street that'll
get me past another place that I can get onto the highway to get to
work. Or in this case, this is one of our major through streets.
It's called L Street, and that's the one that, like, goes through everywhere in Omaha
that I try to get to from where I was at. Right? Yeah. And so
that street gets blocked off at 60th as well. And I'm like,
what the fuck? I can't even go past this street now. Like, what am I.
What am I. I can't get out of my neighborhood. I. I can't get anywhere
I need to go. And I'm like, okay, I can either backtrack all the way
to get onto the highway, like on 40 seconds somewhere and then go,
you know, or maybe they won't even let me through the highway at that point.
Like, where am I gonna go to where I can get to work? Well,
finally, I go over another street over. And then I
go further up, and I find out that that's blocked now, where I'm at
72nd street, and it won't let me go any further. Jesus Christ.
So I end up actually crossing over, and I go through this,
like, little town that's actually completely surrounded by Omaha. Nobody really
cares what it' but it's called Ralston. So I'm traveling through Ralston to try and
get to anywhere near where I need to work. Right. Yeah. And just
to travel. And then finally, my wife calls me and tells me what's going on.
It turns out there is a cop's funeral for a police officer that
got struck by a snowplow. And they are closing off
huge streets that are on the way from the funeral home to
the actual grave site. They're closing off all of these streets, these major
thoroughfares, like huge sections of streets, this huge
path that all happens to be anywhere for me to get anywhere away
from my house and to my work. Right. And my wife's
telling me that that's what's happening. And what happens, Matt? I flip the fuck out.
I'm like, all of this for a cop's funeral. I was terrified. I thought it
was a chemical attack. I thought maybe some kind of chemical spill happened in one
of those factories that was nearby. I thought maybe something crashed on
the highway and there was a chemical spill. Or there's train shacks near
that area in my neighborhood that could have had a problem or something like that
that they were trying to, like, quarantine off. But it was all of that for
a. Right? And as my. As my wife's telling me
this, I'm freaking out, and I'm pissed, and I'm being cort the bastard, right?
I'm, like, really, really upset. Right? Then she finally tells me that
the cop died because he was struck by a snowplow. The first words out of
my mouth, Matt. And here's the punchline. I hope the snowplow's okay.
See, you'll laugh at it. You'll laugh at it. My wife damn near
hung up on me. Really? She thought that she's got to know
how you feel. Well, she does. But she was like, look, I'm just
trying to help you. You don't need to be be like that right now.
Oh, you know what I mean? Like, she was more upset that that was the
attitude that I was taking. She didn't like my tact. Right.
She's used to my fervor and my disgust. She just didn't like my Tax.
She thought it was a little tactless. And you know what? She's not wrong.
No, that mean it's, it's, it's funny in here, but yeah,
that is tactless to say. Yeah, well, it's funny in the context of me telling
the story and what I said. And I do immediately feel bad because yes,
there are clearly a lot of people that are mourning and sad because it's something
that ended up happening to someone that they probably cared about.
But it was a double whammy of. It made me super late to work.
I was 45 minutes late to work by the time I finally found a path
that wasn't blocked out by this. And to find out that it was just for
a parade possession, that you don't have to block off entire streets.
That crazy. They just did it. They just did it because they wanted to have
a huge honor guard for it. Because it's a fallen officer. Yes, it's a tragedy,
but I feel like you don't need to inconvenience an entire fucking city for it.
No, you shouldn't. And, but you know, they don't really care
about anything here. No, no. Anyway, that's, that's where
another bit of court the bastard leaked out. And I feel bad about it
that that happened only because I kind of made my way. I feel bad.
You know what? I feel bad for this. Police officers, friends and families
who now have to live without this person in their lives. That. That's not all
that great. But at the same time, there was no need for this kind of
per funeral procession. With that, we're going to go ahead and
play the show Housekeeping. Now that we brought everybody down thoroughly and when we
come back track we're going to play on the pirate radio edit. Also released in
1993, one of my absolute favorite Ice Cube songs of all time.
I got to say it was a good day on the pirate radio. And immediately
followed. If you've decided you can't get enough of the show and
would like to. Check out, just let me clarify this again. I'm going to get
the cron if necessary you. So by making it that humanity
never existed in the first place, so that you
wouldn't even exist exist to invent the thing that makes humanity
disappear. Who taught you about causal loops and
metaphysics? All right, you can't just go it. It just
sketch it up and just reset. That's not how
works. You can't sustain a paradox in any
form of metaphysical manipulation. I am disrupting the paradigm and
Solving the problems of creation with innovation. Look, what you're doing
is just. Just badly written jargon and jibber jabber. And as Mr.
T said, I ain't got time for Chiba jabber. So whatever it is,
you don't know what the you're doing. And a completely dim
wittedly diply us
all. I'm going to just talk now until I think of something
to transition to controlling the conversation. Because I'm the big boy here
and in charge. I calculated the formulas myself. I built every piece of equipment.
The loop is nearly completed with its work. It just seems that some strange
anomaly has somehow been broadcasting from this antiquated
subpar babs unit for nearly the duration of the loop's work. This broadcast
showed that somehow humanity survives even here,
fighting against its doomsday clock. You did that by just existing here and
talking about movies found in Phil and always providing hope and a laugh.
Hope it's dangerous catches on and we cannot have it to allow this
work to continue. Oh, geez. All right, so you know what? I think your big
boy pants are full of big boy. To be quite honest,
you are. And that's where I have always been.
A pretentious, narcissistic,
cyber truck driving, potential big N word
saluting weirdo. And I'm. I'm done with it.
All right. This has to be one of the worst versions of you.
And I've met a lot of veterans of you. Most of them were
pretty cool. They were fun. Guides a touch off to the left,
but that's okay. You know what? Being a little bit neurosparkly,
it's fun. God damn, that song's gonna get
me stuck every time just listening to it every time.
Good stuff. Well, while you're out there really,
really happy that I played Ice Cube, you're about to get super pissed
at me for following it up with Green Jelly. Also. Also released in 1993,
the Three Little Pigs. So reap the whirlwind of that and
kick the out of this weekend. Make it your.
You are. And that's where I have always been.
A pretentious, narcissistic,
cyber truck driving potential big N word saluting
weird and a done with it. All right.
This has to be one of the worst versions of you. And I've
met a lot of versions of you. Most of them were pretty cool.
They were fun guys. A touch off to the left, but that's okay.
You know what? Being a little bit neuro sparkly is fun.
Now. I. I just can't do this this version of
you, this. This brown shirt march right, Wipe them all out.
Not having it. I'm not no more. I am just trying
to disrupt the inevitable and return our damages to a net zero. The rest of
life will be just fine without us, Babs. Self elimination protocol
5, 8. You made a destruction code the calculator drag for
boobs you idiots. All right,
if you got to do that you have to have the boobies voice. All right?
That's the rule. You can't be the big boy and make booby
jokes.
Hey, religious God's not real.
Matt. Matt. God. It's like you play in my inner
thoughts. If I had a nickel for every time we
made that joke, I swear. We'D have a shitload of nickels.
We probably have enough to play like a cabinet game in the 80s.
Yeah, right. Jesus Christ. Let's do this. Record in progress.
All right, we gotta remember to mention the whole cat thing like that you're.
Yeah, cat. And that it may intrude but oh. But he's sleeping right
now in the most adorable way. He has a little stuffed animal and he
was hugging was adorable. Oh yeah,
I gotta love that. So all right. I'm glad that that likelihood of
it happening. Let's try and get as much show in before that might happen.
So there we go. Yeah right. All right. We're recording on both sides.
Yep. Backup recording and radio recording are rolling. So Here
we go. 3, 2, 1. Thought that was Enya
for a second at the start. And yeah, gonna jump around. This one's
like 3 minutes 30 seconds. Right. Project together with
three Ace pilot. This is the summer camp is
1.26 second. Every time they say GeForce in this movie
I think about that movie with the guinea pigs. Yeah. And then
I remember that it exists. And that's it. That's all I know about it.
And that's all I can think about is like oh yeah, that exists.
Sorry you can't be the big boy
and make booby jokes. Maybe you'd like to have I don't know,
8 equals, equals, equals capital D. Let's go with that one.
Put this one in holding S.
We. Have secretly succeeded in allowing this unaware version of witch to
be awakened to his training once he reaches the facility where all
other witches are kept by the jack booted thugs who work for Zevon Cort.
The complaints which had about being sticky and not having a clear memory
are directly the result of us using the best of the mind wipe
devices cast off of the loop to implant and temporarily disable memories
and logical programming into his mind. We risked the upload with battery power
failing our tests to see if the procedure was successful. Confirmed he
has the implants and is prepared for the fight in that confusing dialogue
you heard between us before he was taken. As soon as the cybernetic
parts are online, we will be able to hear transmissions from our Trojan
horse Witch. While you're out there really,
really happy that I played Ice Cube, you're about to get super pissed
at me for following it up with Green Jelly, also releasing in 1993,
the Three Little Pigs. So reap the whirlwind of that and
kick the out of this weekend. Make it your bitch. All right,
man, come on. I got a piss real bad. Let's go.
All right, I'll stop torching with you by playing that song, but come on,
that's fun to listen to. No, it's fun to listen to. I would have
a problem if I don't have. If I did have to take a massive leak.
Well, I'm going to release you so you can release that by releasing this recording
stopped.