franklin:
welcome everybody to uncle to uncle the first podcast to take place

howard:
no

franklin:
from a king sized bed we've done it all from

howard:
oh

franklin:
the rock of love bus heathenism to i'm your main host franklin coming back at you it's the new year we're feeling good and uncle

howard:
local

franklin:
howard is joining me here but i got a quick question a big man

howard:
let's hear it

franklin:
oh

howard:
he you know skyline

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you got to keep it stock brother

franklin:
yeah you thinking twenty four

howard:
yeah i'm thinking twenty four hey i know i got tricked there by the best in the vise

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i read an article the other day about all the cars paul walker had

franklin:
no ship

howard:
yeah he sold off a bunch of them at some auction man and we could have got all our

franklin:
yeah

howard:
all our bed heads out there together put our money

franklin:
oh

howard:
together we could have been driving a genuine paul walker nice on skyline

franklin:
well

howard:
i mean

franklin:
in that of the cool

howard:
i'd probably be the one driving it

franklin:
yeah

howard:
to be honest

franklin:
like can you buy a car with like twelve people

howard:
yeah yeah for sure

franklin:
like why can't that be done

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i act like insurance well but even then like us bobbing whatever fuck

howard:
yeah

franklin:
insurance you know

howard:
yeah

franklin:
just

howard:
don't mean he would take it on the track or whatever too because they're they're their right hand drive right because they're japanese

franklin:
hm

howard:
so you can't drive it on the road anyway

franklin:
so like

howard:
well this is some exciting

franklin:
that's

howard:
genuine

franklin:
it

howard:
carta

franklin:
can't can't but i mean could we realistically like if we just you know got everybody

howard:
yeah

franklin:
in the discord and we all put our pots together

howard:
yeah

franklin:
can we get a lambo or some ship

howard:
yeah i think so how many people are in the discord total

franklin:
oh like

howard:
let

franklin:
probably

howard:
me

franklin:
like i don't know like thirty something i dont know active

howard:
it as twenty online holy ship thirty three off line

franklin:
m

howard:
um you know

franklin:
m

howard:
there's probably about twenty consistent users

franklin:
yeah

howard:
if they all put together what

franklin:
oh

howard:
like five thousand bucks sets what

franklin:
m

howard:
a hundred thousand bucks

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you're gonna get a pretty dope car for that much money man you could get a brand

franklin:
yeah

howard:
new corvet for

franklin:
yeah

howard:
about eighty

franklin:
okay

howard:
yeah that's why

franklin:
that's

howard:
that's off the you know off the lot eighty thousand

franklin:
more people should do that just buy

howard:
yeah

franklin:
a car of your friends

howard:
yeah the share sharing

franklin:
no

howard:
that's not even a bad deal twenty

franklin:
yea

howard:
people go in

franklin:
oh

howard:
every person can drive it

franklin:
oh

howard:
once every twenty days that

franklin:
yeah

howard:
means every year you get to drive that car like eighteen

franklin:
yeah right

howard:
sounds pretty good man

franklin:
yeah

howard:
it's almost three weeks at car

franklin:
yeah if

howard:
damn

franklin:
you set a schedule or even just like

howard:
like a time share

franklin:
like just like oh man is this like a million dollar legitimate

howard:
this might be a legit million dollar mind set idea brother

franklin:
time share on a car

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i'm

howard:
the

franklin:
i'm getting a

howard:
time

franklin:
lanbrgini

howard:
share

franklin:
for

howard:
skyline

franklin:
two months oh my god yes holy shit

howard:
dude i think we got

franklin:
oh

howard:
something here i'm

franklin:
i think

howard:
not i'm not even giving brother

franklin:
it is this is this just renting a car though

howard:
no because we own it

franklin:
we own it

howard:
yeah

franklin:
so that's like oh so like you could officially you get like a document and like you could officially tell people on dating as like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know i own

howard:
i

franklin:
i

howard:
own

franklin:
own a skyline

howard:
yeah i

franklin:
m

howard:
own a son skyline g t r r thirty four you'd be like the

franklin:
yeah

howard:
coolest dude ever been

franklin:
right you get a photo and you get a certificate

howard:
yeah and you can take a tiny pictures with it too

franklin:
with yeah that's

howard:
like videos have you driven it around

franklin:
that's the difference right the

howard:
yeah

franklin:
video of you're driving it around

howard:
yeah like not even on the track but like you could take it to like you know

franklin:
you know c v s or something

howard:
go to c s get yourself the pay day bar

franklin:
paid in a red ball

howard:
you pete and a red bull man that's all i need

franklin:
that's

howard:
you know

franklin:
like my lunch a lot of days

howard:
yeah brother i think i think we'd better light the light the beam because the kings are witting

franklin:
yeah the kings are winning

howard:
yeah well you and me

franklin:
oh that's a good twist man

howard:
yea

franklin:
that's a good ask twist i that you're just talking about the game tonight

howard:
no

franklin:
but

howard:
no i mean they probably are and i've been busy looking up other stuff on the internet tonight rather

franklin:
well

howard:
beloved sacramental kings

franklin:
well i mean that's

howard:
they were one

franklin:
between

howard:
yesterday

franklin:
you and god

howard:
ah i've been i've been keeping it an incognito mode lately

franklin:
damn right man damn

howard:
i have hanging out with incognito man and dr brains

franklin:
dere brains

howard:
yeah

franklin:
yer

howard:
brains

franklin:
brains now he sells some pork assortment sorted items

howard:
yeah

franklin:
uh yeah i wouldn't

howard:
yeah

franklin:
look up r brain's pork pork

howard:
no i don't it's too it's too delicious it's like what is it like a ball of sausage basically

franklin:
it's like a bolt like a like a like a lot of sausage

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i thought

howard:
that's

franklin:
at

howard:
not

franklin:
to

howard:
bad

franklin:
be gross like yeah it's like

howard:
but

franklin:
yeah

howard:
this somebody reviewed it on iceland dot co dot u k

franklin:
yeah

howard:
he says

franklin:
m

howard:
excellent flavor and easy to prepare

franklin:
yes

howard:
i felt a big greedy having six all to myself

franklin:
oh

howard:
but the two pack would have been too small and the

franklin:
h

howard:
difference in price was not that significant

franklin:
oh

howard:
maybe in future i might have had two of a two packed a total four i do have to admit

franklin:
m

howard:
that i enjoyed the six together with some mixed

franklin:
yeah

howard:
veg and a couple of small

franklin:
yeah

howard:
potatoes

franklin:
yeah i saw that reviewed by iceland foods here yeah

howard:
m

franklin:
brains six

howard:
m

franklin:
pork

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and

howard:
items

franklin:
just

howard:
yeah

franklin:
items you know if you look it up condone that you know but what they are

howard:
it's

franklin:
like flapped like like like burgher type things like

howard:
they're like her sausage patty right

franklin:
a sausage paddy yeah yeah so yeah

howard:
i can see how six of them is a little too many but two

franklin:
oh

howard:
is too little

franklin:
that's such a yeah i think i think that's spot on i think too is too little you know i'm goin a go on a call in a favor with the do boys

howard:
get

franklin:
and

howard:
them to review this item

franklin:
i'm gonna that'll be my item of choice and i

howard:
yeah

franklin:
will get them cancelled and then

howard:
they

franklin:
we'll

howard:
have

franklin:
take over

howard:
to

franklin:
the

howard:
say what it's called

franklin:
they'll have to say what it's called they have to read the box

howard:
yeah but you know what that's that's a that's a loop hole right there if you say what the

franklin:
oh

howard:
item is called

franklin:
that will hold on a second papa john thought it was a loophole to quote the colonel

howard:
yeah yeah that's well i mean and i always thought it was a loop hole to

franklin:
yeah

howard:
do my fisher stephens in personation

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i thought it was a loop hole to do by a pistachio discus he also you know you know fisher stephen's like i mean look i'm not funking downing

howard:
oh

franklin:
it was the eighties it was a race his last time what it was a was really race is the role he played and it

howard:
yeah

franklin:
was race is then pistachio discus you know dana carve did that in

howard:
right

franklin:
the year two thousand

howard:
yeah and he gets away with it just fine

franklin:
he gets away everybody just like turtle club turtle club and not talking about his race is scene

howard:
no yeah well and and then it seemed like a lot of people tried to say oh well you know it as the love gururacist and i'm here to say categorically no

franklin:
i don't think so

howard:
it

franklin:
i

howard:
didn't

franklin:
mean

howard:
offend me

franklin:
i offend me either actually when i was watching it yeah

howard:
yeah man

franklin:
i

howard:
it's good to be back isn't it brother

franklin:
s man it is so

howard:
so

franklin:
good to be back

howard:
yeah

franklin:
man it's uh you know

howard:
yeah

franklin:
it's uncle tankle it's live

howard:
yeah

franklin:
in a sense

howard:
yeah it's

franklin:
you

howard:
alive

franklin:
know

howard:
we're coming straight from the planet for er

franklin:
or me you know you can do some big cannon balls in varmer

howard:
yeah i know that water is shallow though

franklin:
shall you would actually bust your ass

howard:
you

franklin:
on

howard:
hurt

franklin:
a fucking

howard:
your

franklin:
orange

howard:
but

franklin:
rock

howard:
you know that movie something discord today interstellar with a planet that's just two two inch deep water that's the same

franklin:
hm

howard:
as for me right

franklin:
well fovormir has more mountainous kind of plateaus

howard:
yeah but i got the same water

franklin:
is

howard:
like

franklin:
it has the same kind of water situation of like that's kind of the perfect like it feels like four feet maybe

howard:
yeah

franklin:
that's like the

howard:
if

franklin:
perfect

howard:
it was four

franklin:
chilling

howard:
feet and they had like a bar he a swim up to

franklin:
oh man yeah they had a bar and some take

howard:
get a

franklin:
drinks

howard:
yeah if you get a bar on former forget about it that's paradise

franklin:
that's paradise

howard:
do you do you

franklin:
you

howard:
think

franklin:
wouldn't

howard:
for

franklin:
want to put a parking lot over that

howard:
know what's it called when when all the rich people move into a place like

franklin:
gentrification

howard:
yea do you think we could gentrify varmer

franklin:
you know what some liberal would complain

howard:
yeah this place used to be about about cultures

franklin:
there used to be about culture and you know

howard:
oh

franklin:
the red skull and is many his many tales and his curse of living there you know and all you have all these yuppies you're visiting

howard:
what am i doing here

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i was

franklin:
yeah

howard:
put we never really found out how he got there he just

franklin:
he got

howard:
was

franklin:
blasted so the red skull from a captain

howard:
yeah

franklin:
america one

howard:
yeah

franklin:
he got blasted by the well it's that thing called the blue

howard:
oh

franklin:
square

howard:
the tester act

franklin:
teseracjust blasted him and this is like his curse like a punishment

howard:
yeah

franklin:
can't leave

howard:
yeah he's stuck there got just chill he must have been so happy to see those people show up when he saw thanes and gamer was like oh my god hey guys

franklin:
theoretically

howard:
yeah

franklin:
wouldn't like would be so happy to see

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like and then like seeing like like what's

howard:
the

franklin:
her name scarlet

howard:
scarlet witch are

franklin:
johansen

howard:
not ah scarlet joe hanson witch

franklin:
and jeremy renner

howard:
ah god bless him man

franklin:
god

howard:
he's

franklin:
bless

howard:
in my prayers

franklin:
im yeah yeah you know what

howard:
oh

franklin:
i deleted the mrplaul drop out of respect

howard:
uh yeah that's respectful

franklin:
that is i'm not trying to make a big deal out of it but

howard:
m

franklin:
we're hanging to plow sound by in the rafters you know

howard:
h

franklin:
along with and

howard:
m

franklin:
biases number

howard:
yeah yeah

franklin:
now

howard:
they had a very similar

franklin:
yeah

howard:
similar injury

franklin:
but you're right like he should have been happier like oh my god holy ship there's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
people here

howard:
guys

franklin:
this is

howard:
i've

franklin:
group

howard:
got hangin can you hang out for a minute pepsis

franklin:
dude right wouldn't even be like more friendly like you now let's hang like

howard:
it

franklin:
in i know you don't watch the show but in breaking bad like like the main character like he hides out in alaska for like six months with

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like no human can act

howard:
yeah

franklin:
except one guy who visits him to give him supplies he's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
just the guy is there

howard:
so

franklin:
for

howard:
he's

franklin:
life

howard:
so happy when that

franklin:
it was

howard:
guy

franklin:
so

howard:
comes

franklin:
happening it's just like

howard:
oh

franklin:
if i give you like fifty thousand would you stay with me for another half hour like that's

howard:
like

franklin:
how desperate

howard:
oh

franklin:
i was to like talk

howard:
damn

franklin:
to it

howard:
was the guy like no dude i gotta go

franklin:
it was what's his name it was like robert

howard:
wagner

franklin:
is like robert for for robert for stir for skid

howard:
oh yeah robert forster

franklin:
yeah it was like one of those soft spoken old men who like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
sound really smart

howard:
yeah i was like

franklin:
i can't

howard:
m

franklin:
wait

howard:
bruce

franklin:
i can't wait to be old because you're gonna be sounding hell a smart when you're old

howard:
dude yes old people are so smart look at alfred so smart and he was just a fucking

franklin:
yeah

howard:
dumb as butler

franklin:
yeah that's a terrible job dude the smartest

howard:
well

franklin:
man on earth there

howard:
yeah it's like m brewsubman just want to watch the world burn

franklin:
it's not about how many times we fought master wants about getting up

howard:
yeah you're like whoa good point alfred

franklin:
offers just a lot of like millionaire mind set kind of means isn't

howard:
yea

franklin:
he

howard:
he is

franklin:
yeah

howard:
dude i mean

franklin:
smartest

howard:
how else

franklin:
man

howard:
did

franklin:
out there

howard:
how else did bruswine get so rich he was hanging out with fucking halfred all the time

franklin:
yeah

howard:
alfred

franklin:
he

howard:
was like mrwaan read a book before six

franklin:
yuh bruce wain nepo baby

howard:
yeah it makes

franklin:
boom

howard:
me sick it those nepo babies

franklin:
oh can

howard:
the

franklin:
i can't stand the nepo babies dude

howard:
yeah which one you hate the most carry

franklin:
yeah

howard:
fisher

franklin:
hook

howard:
yeah oh yeah hook

franklin:
a hook

howard:
yeah

franklin:
the rock

howard:
the rock

franklin:
oh

howard:
um yeah i mean it's not really fair to call somebody nepo because everybody's parent with somebody

franklin:
oh can you run that back for for the people in the cheap seats please

howard:
yeah you can't call somebody a nepo baby because everybody's parent with somebody

franklin:
m i love

howard:
that's

franklin:
it

howard:
you know what that is brother this must be sunday morning because it was church

franklin:
oh my god dude straight up church man

howard:
yeah

franklin:
m no that's way too long

howard:
no i want to hear it

franklin:
okay

howard:
some i said are to be

franklin:
oh

howard:
a natural

franklin:
god okay that that one will go that

howard:
now

franklin:
only

howard:
that the ones that bring er due you

franklin:
okay

howard:
you're going to throw palpi away

franklin:
and i mean

howard:
yeah

franklin:
we lost tom

howard:
a

franklin:
everybody now i'm gonna get a cue for deleting them you know i'm suspect number one here but

howard:
are there

franklin:
i

howard:
any brains commercials we can listen to

franklin:
it

howard:
do you think he advertises

franklin:
you might

howard:
is

franklin:
not

howard:
he

franklin:
ask

howard:
so well known that he doesn't even need to advertise

franklin:
i think he's r brains such as like

howard:
it's like imbedded in british culture

franklin:
right yeah yeah i think r

howard:
yes

franklin:
brains is like yeah like you don't you

howard:
yeah

franklin:
know there's like what would

howard:
well

franklin:
be what are like or you know

howard:
what's our version of brains poppa

franklin:
it's that hungry man is it

howard:
and oh damn does r brains make anything but his famous pork item that we all know the name of

franklin:
i don't think i don't think so i think it's just

howard:
he's like what are those sauce like jimmy johns or whatever right

franklin:
right but like we have like like murray calendars but that was like a restaurant

howard:
yeah yeah

franklin:
there's like some swanson's like

howard:
oh

franklin:
frozen

howard:
yeah it's like

franklin:
meal

howard:
swanson's

franklin:
yeah so like they don't have arcelzo

howard:
no they don't need to let

franklin:
yeah

howard:
their product speaks or itself

franklin:
there's like banquet like ribs

howard:
yeah

franklin:
yeah

howard:
there's all sorts of banquet stuff that is i mean if you go to a banquet

franklin:
uh

howard:
and that's what you get you're so happy

franklin:
h you go to a banquet it just does fucking ribs doused and saucer

howard:
yeah you got a little browny at the end

franklin:
ah that brownie's clutch

howard:
m

franklin:
at has got some corn attached

howard:
m

franklin:
brother

howard:
that's medicine

franklin:
yeah the

howard:
m

franklin:
t v dinners got a bad rap

howard:
they did when i was a kid my parents would go out you know to see a movie or sudden leave me with a baby sitter they'd always say all right you just give him this t v dinner and put him to bed

franklin:
m you got like a kid's cazin

howard:
yeah it wasn't even that it was just like the fried chicken with like green beans

franklin:
m

howard:
or whatever

franklin:
oh

howard:
kind of thing and that was great nowadays all these kids you know you got to give him a damp participation trophy

franklin:
they

howard:
or whatever

franklin:
need a prize in their in

howard:
and

franklin:
their dinners don't they

howard:
i got to play my road block

franklin:
m

howard:
in my safe space

franklin:
m

howard:
matt mommy

franklin:
yeah

howard:
is kids now they got

franklin:
m

howard:
to have their fidget spinners

franklin:
ah did

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you ever get one

howard:
fidgets better of course brother

franklin:
yeah i

howard:
i was

franklin:
never got when i want one

howard:
yeah they're i mean they're probably cheap as hell now

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i really

franklin:
so

howard:
wanted them because they looked so fun to spin around on your finger

franklin:
they did and probably i don't know i might get one at a gas station or something

howard:
i think they should

franklin:
yeah

howard:
remember there were people they were like our age and they were really mad about and the like are these kids playing with bigot spinners for

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i was like man why are you guys little mad and

franklin:
yeah

howard:
is it for like a six year old dude like

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you don't

franklin:
dude

howard:
you don't have to have an opinion on that at all

franklin:
yeah chill man

howard:
yeah leave the there

franklin:
yeah

howard:
m

franklin:
that one's low

howard:
that is lo

franklin:
yeah i got to fix it

howard:
yeah

franklin:
whatever

howard:
that would you know that would sound good as hell and sounds so nisan skyline though

franklin:
yeah

howard:
with a sub

franklin:
it would

howard:
with a sub of yea

franklin:
that's as good as goal right there getting

howard:
yeah

franklin:
getting cars a time car share

howard:
yeah

franklin:
s that

howard:
you look us up go to patron dot com slash uncle

franklin:
no

howard:
to uncle for information on the car

franklin:
no

howard:
time share

franklin:
yes yes so like what's a lambragini two

howard:
gallardo

franklin:
thousand twenty three

howard:
okay yeah

franklin:
price

howard:
the urus

franklin:
so

howard:
yeah

franklin:
that price is two hundred and sixty thousand

howard:
all right

franklin:
david

howard:
so

franklin:
how many of your friends you need to get two hundred and sixty thousand

howard:
yeah maybe

franklin:
no

howard:
up

franklin:
we

howard:
a

franklin:
got

howard:
thousand of them you get uh

franklin:
how many friends do you have is the question

howard:
yeah i got i got

franklin:
yeah

howard:
at least two hundred and sixty friends right

franklin:
you know facebook doesn't lie

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know

howard:
no

franklin:
it

howard:
facebook wouldn't lie i mean that i mean people i'm in touch with whenever i want to i could

franklin:
yeah

howard:
reach out to any of them and say hey

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you guys

franklin:
uh

howard:
want to make the investment

franklin:
uh

howard:
of a lifetime

franklin:
right i think people love it when you don't speak to them for a long

howard:
oh

franklin:
time and say hey i got the

howard:
yeah

franklin:
small tight level marketing

howard:
yeah

franklin:
investment to get in on

howard:
do you want to make an investment only a

franklin:
no

howard:
winner would dream of

franklin:
that's right

howard:
then they'll say

franklin:
that's how you begin your skyline for those eight days you get it

howard:
that's

franklin:
m

howard:
right man you would be an ass mat of the skyline dude

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yes

franklin:
this is a long one dude

howard:
that's a business

franklin:
fine

howard:
that's that's why we're like yeah

franklin:
it is business though we're investing

howard:
yeah

franklin:
look twenty of my closest i guess you're not my friend if you're not getting lambrigting us with me on this

howard:
yeah

franklin:
time share car then i guess you're not my friend any more and that's fine so but don't but don't pretend to be my friend then

howard:
yeah hey i'm looking up at

franklin:
oh

howard:
the investing in cars there's a web page called core investment cars dot com and they help

franklin:
m

howard:
you they say acquiring your next investment car is rarely easy

franklin:
m

howard:
let us help you find your next car well

franklin:
m

howard:
what i'm saying is

franklin:
yep

howard:
i think it would be easy if you just all put a bunch of friends together

franklin:
hm

howard:
oh and also this company isn't even in america dude their phone number is some sort of crazy

franklin:
oh

howard:
foreign phone number

franklin:
sorry sorry

howard:
oh i like i like that song though

franklin:
it's a good son but i did not meet the sorry so what are what country they from

howard:
i don't know but they showed they've got this chart and shows you know how much money do you get if you invest in the stock market and then

franklin:
m

howard:
how much money

franklin:
m

howard:
do you get if you invest in gold and then how much money do you get if you invest in cars and cars is way more money than all

franklin:
oh

howard:
rest of them

franklin:
god damn that

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i mean that not only

howard:
no

franklin:
that is that smart remember i there's a million dollar a millionaire mind set me that's stated women don't care about six six as they want man with six cars

howard:
that's

franklin:
i mean i'm just going to work for a word i'm not trying

howard:
yeah

franklin:
to be funny this

howard:
no

franklin:
is what i read

howard:
that's true though i mean women do

franklin:
eh

howard:
love a guy with six cars

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i think

franklin:
six

howard:
you

franklin:
carter

howard:
and i can speak to the fact that that's true

franklin:
if we got a collection of six car

howard:
yeah

franklin:
we could be fucking set man

howard:
yeah

franklin:
just

howard:
there's my i don't do

franklin:
oh

howard:
that devil stuff about six six six i do money stuff

franklin:
yeah

howard:
six car

franklin:
yeah i think like so now we've got to get into this discussion that what's worth more a lambagithat's a tune thousand dollar lambregin awesome but what about like six cars a hun day you know

howard:
oh

franklin:
what's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know you

howard:
yeah

franklin:
have a honday sonata

howard:
rio

franklin:
you know minny

howard:
yeah

franklin:
cooper what's the

howard:
dodge

franklin:
italian

howard:
dart

franklin:
one anafi

howard:
a fat five

franklin:
a

howard:
hundred

franklin:
fat

howard:
yeah i don't know if they re telling that may be

franklin:
m

howard:
french but same deal

franklin:
they're italian

howard:
yeah it's a tale and

franklin:
you're gettin

howard:
now

franklin:
like six cars like a like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
a what's that one car is like a jazz

howard:
yeah

franklin:
or something yeah

howard:
the duke

franklin:
menas

howard:
the new son duke

franklin:
jas car honda jas

howard:
oh i didn't even know about the hind

franklin:
yeah

howard:
of jan

franklin:
i might have been talking about the duke though you might be right

howard:
some people might see me rolling in a duke from time

franklin:
oh

howard:
to time behind

franklin:
i'm

howard:
a fit

franklin:
on a just like six of those cars

howard:
he cars

franklin:
you

howard:
yeah

franklin:
know

howard:
that's cool

franklin:
that's cool man like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
imagine like a lady seen your like oh i see you in a new car every every week

howard:
yeah you go this is my monday car

franklin:
you go in to work with a different car every day

howard:
that's buller right there

franklin:
that's fun that's a look man

howard:
people would say oh do you even need to

franklin:
m

howard:
have this job you've got so many cars and

franklin:
yah

howard:
go yeah

franklin:
m

howard:
i mean i got a car for every mood

franklin:
m

howard:
i'm in

franklin:
uh

howard:
you know one day i mean one day i'm feeling pony vi one day i'm feeling tiotayaris

franklin:
a

howard:
one

franklin:
mah

howard:
day i'm filling go metro

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you know like but it's awesome stuff right

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
oh mad

howard:
yeah

franklin:
oh

howard:
i'm bawling out today i'm in the prince

franklin:
yet that's everybody will be going up to you insane any time they

howard:
yeah

franklin:
see you in a different car

howard:
well they say oh you don't have a show for us i prefer

franklin:
oh

howard:
you know when i when i

franklin:
m

howard:
get behind the wheel

franklin:
my

howard:
when i get behind the wheel

franklin:
oh

howard:
the hand autos

franklin:
yeah

howard:
feel like an abel

franklin:
i think it was

howard:
the

franklin:
angling who made that tiktok

howard:
yeah

franklin:
with the million with the millionaire

howard:
oh

franklin:
mindset of

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know don't care about

howard:
um

franklin:
six at six pack to care about six cars

howard:
oh

franklin:
and

howard:
yeah

franklin:
he saw

howard:
so

franklin:
the cars and the erealllike

howard:
they were all really practical

franklin:
yeah they were

howard:
you know

franklin:
all really practical

howard:
i mean when you think about it you know it seems like it's really buller

franklin:
m

howard:
to drive a ferrari right you know

franklin:
m

howard:
zero to sixty and

franklin:
m oh

howard:
two point four second top speed at two fifty mile per hour or car cost

franklin:
h

howard:
you three hundred and

franklin:
m

howard:
fifty thousand dollars but is it really baler when you got to spend all that money on insurance and maintenance costs no no i know

franklin:
no

howard:
what a drag that

franklin:
ah

howard:
is

franklin:
ah edit low do it again m

howard:
yeah it's a way more baler to have like a nice on centrayesnalantra

franklin:
yes oh yeah that's a beauty

howard:
oh that is a beauty brother um let's see what what there some other ball er cars you see out there a lot of times like yeah i mean there's so many great cars out there

franklin:
there

howard:
the

franklin:
are so many great cars

howard:
the ford a spire

franklin:
that's

howard:
he

franklin:
a that's a beauty

howard:
that is a bit who you know it's the only reason you didn't see paul walker driving a ford a spire wouldn't have been fair the competition

franklin:
look they made they made it a point to say now

howard:
oh

franklin:
it's not about the cards about the driver

howard:
yep

franklin:
and in a in a pontiac as tech i that's as good as i mean look there's like sometimes you're going to lose a car and like

howard:
h

franklin:
that's okay you got

howard:
m

franklin:
five others

howard:
yeah

franklin:
imagine that

howard:
yeah you know how many times you've been out driving you've seen some sort of fancy car you've seen is that a ferrari is that a maserati

franklin:
yeah

howard:
or is it ambergini i can't tell they ll look the same to you

franklin:
a lot

howard:
but

franklin:
of times

howard:
yeah but when you see a p t cruiser you know

franklin:
yes

howard:
what that is

franklin:
m

howard:
right off the bat there's

franklin:
yah

howard:
no mistake in that bad boy

franklin:
that is a bonified

howard:
oh

franklin:
p t

howard:
yeah

franklin:
cruiser m

howard:
and you know i've had it in a hundred

franklin:
m

howard:
years or so people are goin to look back at the p t cruiser and say he that wasn't such a bad car after all

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yea

franklin:
pop a beer on your and your and your

howard:
when

franklin:
day

howard:
you're in that

franklin:
will

howard:
pit

franklin:
be feeling

howard:
cruiser

franklin:
yeah yeah

howard:
man but i'm in the doo i'm saying who you know what i'm saying

franklin:
i'm running in my day having some o wings brother

howard:
what are the day wings

franklin:
in wings

howard:
do you know that woo it means literally great universe

franklin:
uh

howard:
yeah

franklin:
dan that's like a car than as to drive oh

howard:
he snap is thin fingers and getting the best car you've ever seen

franklin:
like

howard:
right

franklin:
like

howard:
oh

franklin:
like seriously like i know like here's the thing like again we go back like i don't understand cars too well so forgive me but like lambrgining ferrari all that stuff very very nice and like the selling point is like those cars can be very fast right

howard:
yeah

franklin:
one problem

howard:
yeah

franklin:
there's something called a speed limit einstein

howard:
yeah you you've got a car that can drive a hundred and fifty miles an hour big deal

franklin:
yeah

howard:
those are city streets you can only go for or five miles an hour

franklin:
yeah like like as the argument like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i'm in my doo you're in your lambrikeni us like we're on the highway we're both only allowed to go sixty miles per hour

howard:
yeah

franklin:
so so no but he's beating anyone unless you're unless you're breaking the law then then okay then you're you're criminal so

howard:
the only race you're going to win is

franklin:
ye

howard:
first to get pulled

franklin:
yeah

howard:
over by the cops

franklin:
at that point you're passing them in your day eventually

howard:
yeah yeah

franklin:
okay

howard:
i'll cruise on by and say see you at the finish line

franklin:
oh

howard:
sucker

franklin:
say hall at an the high

howard:
yeah i'll say it out the window i'll have time to as i grew the imidawoo

franklin:
it's finished life sucker yeah

howard:
with my top speed of thirty five miles an hour

franklin:
well doesn't matter brother you're all going you know you know like you know how they say like you know how we're all equal like you know everybody bleeds red you know like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know we're all going were going fifteen miles per our and in the school

howard:
yes

franklin:
oh my brother

howard:
that's right brother

franklin:
it's like a message of equality right there

howard:
if we are in the dewolagonza

franklin:
hm

howard:
you're here in heaven lagan that's a pretty elegant name

franklin:
yeah

howard:
right like la ganz i would love to shake a don who s hand

franklin:
what's laganza

howard:
like i don't know it sounds kind of like elegant

franklin:
yeah

howard:
right like elegans

franklin:
it

howard:
that

franklin:
sounds

howard:
guy was driving a day you can go to diooalagonza for only fifteen hundred bucks

franklin:
wow

howard:
pros and cons

franklin:
what are the cans

howard:
well let me see what the cans are the pros are handles well

franklin:
good

howard:
yeah i got a scroll down

franklin:
okay

howard:
here man stephen do you mind your own business brother i can't figure it out man i'm tired of talking about as

franklin:
oh

howard:
we got we're giving all these businesses away

franklin:
know how bizarre is about cars

howard:
because he says he's you know something or other

franklin:
speeding

howard:
right

franklin:
in in the yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
he mentioned his care

howard:
i'm in the drop top camera

franklin:
yeah

howard:
or something

franklin:
hobbizar car

howard:
yeah

franklin:
okay believe it or not google is not that concerned

howard:
what car

franklin:
it's

howard:
drive

franklin:
a cheverley and paula

howard:
yeah okay just like a silo when if he wishes he was a little bit taller he wish it was a ball er wish he had a girl

franklin:
he

howard:
with

franklin:
was

howard:
a

franklin:
in

howard:
good

franklin:
which was in o m c

howard:
i wish i had seen a drop top and paula

franklin:
as mc who has more people alive o m c or l

howard:
oh

franklin:
f o

howard:
s was

franklin:
okay

howard:
just one guy right

franklin:
it was it was one but he he had all these

howard:
he had

franklin:
people

howard:
some

franklin:
that

howard:
girls

franklin:
he would talk about is

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like you know like

howard:
tara millionaires club

franklin:
okay okay so oh m c the tar milliner's clue where new zealand music group then duo and then later became the sole

howard:
m

franklin:
member well i guess it's not too different from l f o is just

howard:
yes

franklin:
became a sole

howard:
yeah

franklin:
member

howard:
lpobenstwo

franklin:
through yeah

howard:
due to seal team six s interference

franklin:
yes

howard:
one of the m c guys got caught in compromise too though polly

franklin:
no

howard:
for mona who was the main guy

franklin:
ship

howard:
yeah

franklin:
thirteen years ago passed away

howard:
yeah thirteen years like i don't know what year is any more what

franklin:
yeah

howard:
happened to him do you think he was murdered

franklin:
he was fine thirteen years ago i didn't hear anything about it in the news

howard:
and then all of a sudden he gets chronic inflammatory

franklin:
oh

howard:
demilinating polly neurropathy that

franklin:
i'm

howard:
seems

franklin:
sorry

howard:
a little suspicious

franklin:
yeah that's yeah

howard:
yeah well all

franklin:
that

howard:
right pete brother

franklin:
something to investigate right there i don't like how any of that sounds

howard:
yeah i don't even like that i was able to pronounce that i think correctly the first time

franklin:
yeah you legitimately did

howard:
yeah i'm pretty damn good brother

franklin:
okay so he still survived by his wife

howard:
that's lucky for her

franklin:
lucky for her seal team six a fucking but

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and six

howard:
yeah

franklin:
children so he has

howard:
yes

franklin:
at least had sex well i mean i guess at least had sex

howard:
so

franklin:
once

howard:
if

franklin:
i mean

howard:
he had if he had a million dollars

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and then he spread it among his wife and six children that's like a hundred and

franklin:
yeah

howard:
four thousand dollars for each of them so they

franklin:
yeah

howard:
could invest in our lambargnuris and still some left over

franklin:
they could they really

howard:
a

franklin:
legitimately could

howard:
yeah i mean that's not a bad deal at all

franklin:
i

howard:
yeah

franklin:
mean i mean i don't

howard:
yeah

franklin:
know i'm getting we'll touch back to that i feel

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like but yeah i think we have a legitimate idea that it's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
more than it's more than car rental because you own it

howard:
yeah

franklin:
for a

howard:
yeah

franklin:
week

howard:
it's it's legitihwhat i say

franklin:
yeah

howard:
is a time share

franklin:
the time share for cars

howard:
yeah

franklin:
yeah so

howard:
oh and then also ms was started by his brother paul's brother phil and he died too

franklin:
yeah that doesn't sound right to me

howard:
and that's something suspicious

franklin:
m

howard:
going on he had a had this condition called he art at attic

franklin:
m

howard:
i can't pronounce that one

franklin:
you can either way big man we have traditions that king size bed don't we uncle howard

howard:
we do brother it's not just we're not just buying cars every day

franklin:
love

howard:
can

franklin:
to

howard:
our friends rich

franklin:
love to talk about the movies

howard:
oh

franklin:
i lost the sound it i'm sorry m m

howard:
well if you're seeing a movie right that is what happens oh

franklin:
i'm not afraid to say i i i have never been jerked off at a movie theater it seems like it would be a very big distraction

howard:
i would be so scared

franklin:
he

howard:
all time

franklin:
who didn't you be like isn't that a national

howard:
i would be like sowing i'd be like stop it stop it what are you doing

franklin:
what

howard:
there's like fucking people here

franklin:
what

howard:
with

franklin:
are

howard:
the

franklin:
you

howard:
fun

franklin:
doing and like

howard:
okay

franklin:
where does the come go because they don't know you're going to

howard:
yeah

franklin:
when you're going to come like

howard:
yeah it's

franklin:
i'm going

howard:
always

franklin:
to read

howard:
a surprise

franklin:
for it

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and i'm like you know look i'm not

howard:
like

franklin:
doing the high jump here but like it's still going to go places

howard:
yeah i mean is it just going

franklin:
yeah

howard:
in your hands i don't want to go down on my pants i got all this pop corn

franklin:
is it

howard:
and skittles here

franklin:
is

howard:
like

franklin:
it

howard:
i'm

franklin:
going

howard:
not

franklin:
on

howard:
trying

franklin:
your

howard:
to

franklin:
shirt like is your dick is being hidden under your shirt and you're just

howard:
yeah

franklin:
getting come on your shirt

howard:
yeah i'd be cool if my dick went that high

franklin:
yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
let's yeah let's stop right there you know

howard:
yeah

franklin:
don't

howard:
that's

franklin:
don't

howard:
that's a clip for social media

franklin:
don't jerk off your partners

howard:
yeah leave them alone they're trying to watch a movie

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and not go to the mary go

franklin:
m

howard:
round with your pervert ass

franklin:
imagine watching end the game and you're getting jacked off

howard:
yeah i wouldn't even i wouldn't even like to

franklin:
ye

howard:
if i was you know if i was into dating p who could be jerked off i would never want to jerk them off during movie because what if they're getting jerked off for them that are looking up at the screen and they see like bradley cooper up there

franklin:
oh no and the essentially i came to bradley cooper

howard:
yeah boy

franklin:
m

howard:
that's a self defeating prophecy

franklin:
all right man it's a

howard:
yeah

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah that's what it does to g r

franklin:
it really does

howard:
m

franklin:
oh man anyways here we love the movies man so my first movie of twenty twenty three i wanted to be an ally right

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know i don't hate women so i decided

howard:
no

franklin:
to watch don't worry darling

howard:
don't worry daddy

franklin:
don't worry daddy that's

howard:
with

franklin:
what

howard:
louis

franklin:
i'm talking

howard:
c k

franklin:
about

howard:
oh

franklin:
wow i love you daddy versus don't worry darling that is the that's that's the that's like the epic rat battle of

howard:
yeah

franklin:
the problematic faiths of the world

howard:
that yeah that either way you win

franklin:
either way the audience is yes m

howard:
all right so you watch don't worry darlin

franklin:
florence pew

howard:
you

franklin:
oh peg member

howard:
i love you

franklin:
yeah what do you got what you got to offer me here

howard:
oh

franklin:
a

howard:
white widow and

franklin:
yeah

howard:
waffles

franklin:
that sounds great what about fighting with my family and some and some

howard:
is

franklin:
brains pork items uh uh

howard:
mid somer

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and and

franklin:
muffins

howard:
men muffins

franklin:
yeah

howard:
oh yeah that is a breakfast

franklin:
yeah

howard:
beast row damn

franklin:
oh god you know i didn't get a lot of free stuff doing doing night openings

howard:
yeah

franklin:
but i did get a twenty four

howard:
some

franklin:
tickets to see

howard:
pork

franklin:
you

howard:
yes

franklin:
i get tickets to see mid soma i think that's one of like i've

howard:
oh

franklin:
got a very few free things of like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
the night openings connection and one was midsomar tickets and it just like

howard:
a movie made just for you

franklin:
it couldn't like it was very nice

howard:
very

franklin:
it was very cool that they did it super

howard:
yeah

franklin:
thoughtful you know to be on a list like like to see

howard:
yeah

franklin:
a movie like a week before it came out

howard:
yeah that's cool

franklin:
i was telling everybody like oh i saw it like oh did you like it and it was awesome like no

howard:
oh

franklin:
it scared the fun out of me funk that

howard:
oh

franklin:
i'm not going to weird countries dude

howard:
you know what i would have done if i was in that movie i would have just gone away

franklin:
that's

howard:
i just been like all right i'm out of here i'm not

franklin:
but then

howard:
funking

franklin:
you would be

howard:
with

franklin:
rude

howard:
this ship at's fine

franklin:
his

howard:
dude that's like i don't ever really want to be rude but in like amid simar situation i'm good

franklin:
good beat

howard:
ah

franklin:
like you know

howard:
i know that

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yep

franklin:
that's

howard:
that's exactly how i felt it when i watched that was like all right like i got that she's like sticking around because it's like fucked up to leave but like dude you just got to go

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you just have to bounce right

howard:
yeah

franklin:
the funk out of there and not make

howard:
like

franklin:
it

howard:
i'm just going to walk away it's goin to like be

franklin:
yes

howard:
kind of crazy till i find the city again or whatever but that's

franklin:
yeah

howard:
what i'm doing

franklin:
it would be it would be an adventure to be like well first i'd be like oh no i just got to take a ship i'm not like walking away

howard:
m

franklin:
or anything

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and they're like oh we have the cabin

howard:
ah

franklin:
like but

howard:
was laying

franklin:
everybody

howard:
no like not the way i got to go

franklin:
not the way i got to go and i don't have the indoor plumbing for to handle that ship

howard:
yeah

franklin:
so i would just i guess i'd be in the same boat i'd just be in the woods for a few days and it would be tough as funked find the city but

howard:
yeah it would suck like you'd be like eating like pine cones or whatever but

franklin:
can you eat

howard:
i

franklin:
a

howard:
mean

franklin:
pine cone for real

howard:
yeah if it's fresh you can pry them open they got a little seeds in there

franklin:
okay that's good to know anyways my movies don't worry darling it's like

howard:
beautiful

franklin:
a the same lady from mid so mar so

howard:
yeah

franklin:
might be

howard:
pure

franklin:
related

howard:
pure

franklin:
yeah uh so there's some elements of like pleasant ville in this movie

howard:
oh yeah

franklin:
you know it's you know very like at first think

howard:
first

franklin:
is this like set in like the fifties or something or it's like some you know the stopian type thing now all the men

howard:
oh

franklin:
have to go a job and the ladies they don't have to work

howard:
oh isn't that the way it always is though

franklin:
well i mean but they're not allowed to work

howard:
oh

franklin:
they're not allowed to drive necessarily either

howard:
that sounds cool

franklin:
they get a trolley a free trolley and they get and everything is everything is free they don't have to pay for meals or clothing or anything

howard:
just like the liberals why

franklin:
yeah kind of this is kind of that future

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and i thought there was one particular i'm not gonna talk about the sex scene but olivia wild was like men don't come in my movie like

howard:
oh

franklin:
men won't be able to get off to this sex scene let me tell you i think men will still be able to get off to the florence pug sex scene in this movie

howard:
yeah i

franklin:
yeah

howard:
don't think she understands how good men are coming

franklin:
yeah and also like it's supposed to be this big like yeah men

howard:
yeah

franklin:
do come in this movie men don't come in any movie that's not a porno

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like

howard:
yeah that'd be cool if there was a movie where a guy was always coming

franklin:
like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
in any movie you watch i've ever seen like somebody coming i mean like not

howard:
yeah i actually i can think of one the directors kind

franklin:
yeah

howard:
of bad teacher

franklin:
or oh god

howard:
he comes in his pants and you see the little wetness spread in his gens

franklin:
okay so unlike

howard:
oh

franklin:
bad teaching where men do come

howard:
yeah oh

franklin:
as justin timberlake

howard:
yeah

franklin:
nice

howard:
it was a funny really dude

franklin:
it's a funny who it is um so yeah i guess the only seem the only

howard:
yeah

franklin:
movie where men do of is

howard:
so

franklin:
a teacher

howard:
she made don't worry darling as a direct contradiction

franklin:
yes

howard:
teacher the unraited cut

franklin:
yes

howard:
yes

franklin:
that is correct that is one hundred per cent correct

howard:
well i mean i thought it was long overdue

franklin:
okay yeah finally so basically it's our typical like something s going on here the men don't aren't allowed to talk about their job you know you know the women you know you know they're not allowed to work and question everything they don't

howard:
yeah

franklin:
leave the mountain like they can't go past the mountains that's it's dangerous

howard:
oh

franklin:
out there

howard:
it's like the village

franklin:
yeah so it's a little bit like the village is a little bit of of like the true man show like don't leave kind of thing

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and then we find out this is like part of some weird ansell plot of like trying to make a better life and like trying to free us from decisions kind of bush it's a

howard:
oh

franklin:
lot of it's a lot

howard:
in

franklin:
of

howard:
cells

franklin:
yeah it's a lot of tropes as they say from better movies

howard:
yeah

franklin:
it's not a bad movie like it really isn't like it's a fine movie like

howard:
yeah well

franklin:
yep

howard:
i mean if you're using stuff from a good

franklin:
oh

howard:
movie it can't be a bad movie right

franklin:
that's that's olivia while the spot on you know she gets a lot of flack for you know being a bad director

howard:
ah

franklin:
and like trying to get shy of in the movie right

howard:
right what she should have a buller

franklin:
but you know what a lot of pole don't talk about she's she is attractive

howard:
yeah she

franklin:
then

howard:
is not not hard to look at i suppose

franklin:
yeah so i don't know why they're talking about her politics when she looks like that

howard:
yeah who

franklin:
that's

howard:
cares

franklin:
kind

howard:
what

franklin:
of

howard:
she thinks

franklin:
it's kind of

howard:
when she's beautiful

franklin:
it's kind of misogynist i'm not afraid to call it out like she's hot who cares what she has to say like

howard:
yeah that's true

franklin:
it's offensive to call out her politics when she looks

howard:
when

franklin:
that

howard:
she's

franklin:
good

howard:
a yeah we're not yeah when you're that

franklin:
okay

howard:
beautiful your politics are immaterial no

franklin:
yeah

howard:
no no one's ever like oh burney sanders you know what lassic beauty oh

franklin:
fuck no yeah like you know i'm

howard:
the

franklin:
look

howard:
guys ball is funk dude

franklin:
yeah i mean

howard:
god

franklin:
and

howard:
bless

franklin:
you know

howard:
him

franklin:
attractive

howard:
yeah

franklin:
then she was attractive in cowboys and aliens

howard:
yeah

franklin:
m

howard:
and boy that was no that was a movie

franklin:
that was a good ass movie that's for

howard:
yeah

franklin:
sure

howard:
it was smart that was history

franklin:
a man that's that's the uncut gems that's history right there brother k g come take a look at this as convoys and aliens

howard:
do you think if he had made a cow with an alien's necklace would have gone different oh

franklin:
oh i guarantee

howard:
he wouldn't

franklin:
the forby

howard:
he wouldn't have even had to gamble yeah

franklin:
hm

howard:
he would

franklin:
oh

howard:
have already been just too rich

franklin:
yeah that's true

howard:
they'd be like i can't i can't match your bet you're too rich he's like okay

franklin:
i wouldn't be able to get any bookies

howard:
yeah yeah can you be too rich to gamble

franklin:
like like

howard:
like

franklin:
you

howard:
basosyeah

franklin:
can't like put a billion dollars on like you know you know like a la bron james miami heat team against a fucking you know

howard:
you like a utah jes or whatever

franklin:
right like you can't

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like oh i bet a billion dollars this team is going to

howard:
yeah

franklin:
win like no like you can't do like you would

howard:
yeah

franklin:
get a small return i guess is the thing

howard:
yeah yeah he just be like no way dude like

franklin:
you

howard:
we

franklin:
can't

howard:
can't

franklin:
do that

howard:
yeah or like who's going to bet against it we don't have like you know because

franklin:
they don't

howard:
you need

franklin:
have enough

howard:
like

franklin:
people

howard:
yeah i'm

franklin:
m

howard:
putting seven hundred billion dollars on

franklin:
i

howard:
lebrun james to get a dunk

franklin:
yeah

howard:
maybe they'd be like no

franklin:
no yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
it's like that's not fair

howard:
really we agree

franklin:
we agree that's not that's not how this goes man oh

howard:
man

franklin:
god

howard:
it's sad to be rich dude people don't talk about that enough

franklin:
yeah it's it is

howard:
like

franklin:
sad now

howard:
it's

franklin:
people can't

howard:
it's

franklin:
relate

howard:
kind of a hard life

franklin:
hm

howard:
yeah

franklin:
not fun

howard:
it isn't fun but it sounds like don't worry darling is a fun movie

franklin:
you know it's

howard:
you

franklin:
a confusing

howard:
know

franklin:
ending i think like they hinted

howard:
it's all

franklin:
at

howard:
like in the internet or something right

franklin:
yeah like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i think i was hinting at this like if you die here you die in the real world but they never quite showed like they showed them i guess and like these isolation type things where like films are being played and their eyes are propped open and like again clockwork orange types like there's a lot of things from different movies that

howard:
yeah

franklin:
are good movies and

howard:
it

franklin:
and

howard:
sometime like that mcanahay moviewhere he's a character in video game

franklin:
what move is that

howard:
oh man i got to look it up now it's

franklin:
a character video game

howard:
yeah his like son programs in and he's like a fisherman and the whole time you're like oh

franklin:
yeah

howard:
this is kind of crazy and then

franklin:
my

howard:
it turns out he's like just like a o game character

franklin:
is that what mud is about

howard:
no i was not mud

franklin:
as

howard:
serenity

franklin:
i

howard:
i think maybe the doctor was talking about it

franklin:
oh doctor of what sucking yeah

howard:
he's the doctor of r brains products

franklin:
serenity two thousand five you said macanahais

howard:
yeah

franklin:
in this

howard:
cone is in it

franklin:
he's not

howard:
um serenity two thousand nineteen rather and hath

franklin:
because the ring two thousand

howard:
an

franklin:
five has allen to dick

howard:
oh boy that

franklin:
yeah

howard:
guy's got everything a lady wants oh

franklin:
just set you up seventy two thousand ninth of i'm sorry

howard:
we're cool man this is a good episode

franklin:
it is a good episode

howard:
this or it's got g ma so who played

franklin:
yeah

howard:
a

franklin:
damon

howard:
fucking yeah it was a gilman

franklin:
i believe so

howard:
no

franklin:
sorry that's a sequel there sorry i'm

howard:
yeah

franklin:
getting used to sound board again man

howard:
he plays

franklin:
forgive

howard:
coras

franklin:
me

howard:
the pursuer

franklin:
yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
and also home from blood diamond and h and that chris

howard:
ah

franklin:
pratt movie chris pratt chris evans and

howard:
um

franklin:
i and

howard:
sell lar

franklin:
push

howard:
push

franklin:
two thousand nine push

howard:
based on a novel sapphire by precious oh

franklin:
correct

howard:
right

franklin:
yeah

howard:
that is a good episode

franklin:
it's a good episode man

howard:
yeah what's it going on brad

franklin:
it's a good episode and what's going on man

howard:
yeah

franklin:
everybody is saying oh oh

howard:
oh

franklin:
but it

howard:
man

franklin:
is

howard:
can you play my favorite drop

franklin:
yeah

howard:
for me real quick man i know

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you hate it but i just need to hear it

franklin:
hold on yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
oh no i'm sorry

howard:
no i like this one though

franklin:
i know which one it is yeah fucking lawn yeah

howard:
i remember yesterdays back before

franklin:
yah

howard:
the great ones ruled the earth that's my favorite movie

franklin:
yah m

howard:
that's that's it's a movie dude

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah it's as much of a movie as november rain the video

franklin:
yeah yeah that is that is legitime look november

howard:
that's

franklin:
rain

howard:
trumps favorite movie

franklin:
twelve minutes

howard:
no

franklin:
long master of disguise it's only eighty minutes long

howard:
which is better

franklin:
ah which is less races leave it or not the guns and roses one

howard:
it's because axel rose doesn't say any of his opinions on that video

franklin:
does he i guess he would

howard:
he's like i mean there is some songs where he says stuff

franklin:
yeah yeah

howard:
it's okay as an artist they're complicated

franklin:
there

howard:
guys

franklin:
is a very complicated situation here

howard:
yeah as now

franklin:
hm

howard:
that's

franklin:
not

howard:
not true

franklin:
that's not true we care a week

howard:
yeah

franklin:
er is

howard:
if we cared i wouldn't be talking about how we can't say all the stuff actual row says

franklin:
that's right r brain says yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i uh h

howard:
it's beautiful

franklin:
m m big

howard:
man

franklin:
man

howard:
yeah

franklin:
what's

howard:
you want

franklin:
your

howard:
to know

franklin:
movie

howard:
about my movie my

franklin:
yeah

howard:
movie brother i picked up a sensitive movie i picked a beautiful

franklin:
oh

howard:
this is the kind of movie that you could get a handy too in a theater and you won't feel bad about it

franklin:
but i'd better be an empty there like like

howard:
it

franklin:
you

howard:
would

franklin:
know

howard:
be

franklin:
what

howard:
an empty as hell this movie would definitely be an empty theater

franklin:
better

howard:
because

franklin:
like you know like i would just tell my my partner like okay if you're going to jerk me off in this movie we'll get front row so i don't come on anybody

howard:
oh yeah because you never know what sometimes it's just a little slow but sometimes it's it's like a fucking like you know buck you know

franklin:
it's like doing the log jump man is doing the fox berry flop i don't know i don't know how it's getting that leaf man it's it's getting there like fucking aron gordon

howard:
o falspher

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you're right man you

franklin:
yeah

howard:
know i saw on a millionaire mind said instagram page the other day about these two guys doing high jump and they both were tying and they said he let's just split the gold medal

franklin:
oh that's

howard:
that's

franklin:
cute

howard:
beautiful one of them was italian he was really animated so i picked i picked a movie

franklin:
m

howard:
it's called

franklin:
ah

howard:
it's called blueberry day dreams

franklin:
so it's like strawberry fields blueberry day dreams

howard:
i

franklin:
oh

howard:
guess it might be like that it's a little a beautiful movie is set and it's set on the summer

franklin:
yeah

howard:
coast you know when it's summer but it's also coast

franklin:
m

howard:
there's a

franklin:
m

howard:
beach but there's like

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you know plants and

franklin:
like

howard:
stuff

franklin:
a cape

howard:
to

franklin:
cod type thing right

howard:
yeah yeah it's like a total cape cod kind of thing where they got blueberries

franklin:
m

howard:
um and boy this maybe is beautiful it's got um um

franklin:
oh

howard:
it's jode fosters

franklin:
yeah

howard:
in it she plays an old matriarch

franklin:
m hm

howard:
and she has a she runs a school but it's summer so

franklin:
m

howard:
this school is in session so

franklin:
oh

howard:
it times are hard for her so she is like what

franklin:
oh

howard:
am i going to do how am i going to keep my school in session when you know all these all my students are away you know

franklin:
hm

howard:
oh it isn't life getting more expensive because of capitalism franklin

franklin:
oh

howard:
no

franklin:
dude capitalism

howard:
yeah

franklin:
boo

howard:
so so she's like well but i'm an old school marm it's summer how am i going to make my money

franklin:
hm

howard:
and then she says i know what i i do i'm going to have open up my schoolhouse for a little

franklin:
m

howard:
hotel slash bed and breakfast kind of thing and normally you know i have children here and i'm a very good school marm

franklin:
h

howard:
but i'm sure i'll be just

franklin:
m

howard:
as good a person who runs a bed and breakfast

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and she gets the most ridiculous patrons that summer

franklin:
oh

howard:
and

franklin:
who's

howard:
and

franklin:
staying

howard:
then

franklin:
at the b n b

howard:
so well yeah that's what she says

franklin:
m

howard:
she's got peter collin

franklin:
m

howard:
the guy voices optimist

franklin:
oh

howard:
prime he's her grounds keeper and

franklin:
oh

howard:
so he always he says stuff like that was like the order is mine

franklin:
he's like okay just unclog the toilets buddy i mean

howard:
yeah

franklin:
through the fucking you know gardening bow

howard:
yeah he was like okay

franklin:
m

howard:
cut the private job job job

franklin:
oh

howard:
so there's a here's like group of party girls who show up

franklin:
yeah

howard:
they're young but you know they're

franklin:
ah

howard:
not really her style but

franklin:
what do you go like a m roberts type

howard:
there's theramaroberts there's dakota faning

franklin:
m

howard:
and

franklin:
m

howard:
zoidesnel

franklin:
they're all the same age

howard:
they're all the same age they all

franklin:
m

howard:
look beautiful

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and they are those are all three beautiful women

franklin:
those

howard:
man

franklin:
are all yea those are the three

howard:
m

franklin:
actresses actors actors

howard:
hm

franklin:
does it reach

howard:
actors yeah no

franklin:
so you

howard:
i

franklin:
got

howard:
don't

franklin:
joe

howard:
i

franklin:
foster

howard:
don't

franklin:
zoie

howard:
well joe joe foster yeah but so those are like the three they're like kind of like the comic relief right because they're

franklin:
right

howard:
kind of like bad girls

franklin:
they're

howard:
when

franklin:
like

howard:
there

franklin:
on facebook

howard:
there yeah

franklin:
and four square on their phone

howard:
yeah they're always like taking selfs

franklin:
funny

howard:
yeah the like joy foster like it's like okay come down and i'm serving breakfast and there like oh do you have anything without glutinting it

franklin:
what

howard:
yeah stuff like that is really

franklin:
yeah

howard:
good and then there's a couple like a young couple that's in love but

franklin:
that's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
nice

howard:
i mean so she hears she's like oh it's a couple that's coming well that's that's fine but then and she's not close mind she's not biggit or anything but she's just surprised when it turns out to be a gay couple

franklin:
she's yeah she's all school

howard:
yeah just was like oh i because because their names are like like zac and jamie and she was like

franklin:
right

howard:
oh jamie that must be a girl but it's

franklin:
right

howard:
like guy jamie

franklin:
jamie

howard:
yeah

franklin:
l curtis

howard:
yeah but it's jamie fox it's a zachary quinto and jamie fox are the gay couple

franklin:
no that is okay

howard:
yeah they play it's one of those tins where like the people play characters that are named themselves

franklin:
that's always funny

howard:
yeah and then but then an older man comes and stays and would you believe it her him and judie foster have a little bit of a will they are one they

franklin:
oh yeah so who's who's the romantic lead here

howard:
that that's goin to be clint howard

franklin:
in our

howard:
yeah

franklin:
just like

howard:
oh

franklin:
oh man that's good

howard:
i mean he's like you know the thing is he's like kind he's kind of like nerdhe'slike oh i'm just here to do some bird watching and

franklin:
ah

howard:
and she's like oh you're kind of aner but then like the more she's a t sure though so she is like kind of like nerve stuff a little bit right

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and the more she talks to him the more she realized it was like this guy is like pretty cool actually like you know like there's there's a part where peter cole optimus prime he quits he gets mad he's like i am and

franklin:
wow

howard:
he walks away and then she is like oh no my watering system broke and clen howard's like i can fix that for you actually i'm a you know a bit of a hydrologist myself and he sets it back up for her

franklin:
so he went he went to go bird to watch and he found himself a fit bird he might have felt himself a swallow

howard:
yeah that's funny that you say that because that's really

franklin:
hm

howard:
yeah

franklin:
yeah

howard:
he said came here looking for a dove but i guess f looking for love

franklin:
well that's that is that that's like a poster tag line huh

howard:
yeah yeah the poster is like the house in the background

franklin:
m

howard:
and then and then it's like a picture of

franklin:
m

howard:
like just her head and she's like smiling looking down and then it's like

franklin:
oh

howard:
clint howard and he's running through the bushes with his arms

franklin:
yeah

howard:
outstretched

franklin:
yeah like a manchester by the sea romance

howard:
yeah beautiful beautiful

franklin:
oh man

howard:
movie and then there's conflict though of course

franklin:
of course yeah i mean of any kind of love story

howard:
yeah

franklin:
m

howard:
because you know it's there always the one to day and it's clint howard he's it's his last summer

franklin:
yeah

howard:
or he can have fun before he has to go to prison for tax evasion

franklin:
no no

howard:
yeah they

franklin:
him

howard:
say

franklin:
and tod

howard:
report

franklin:
christly man like

howard:
eahyah'yeah

franklin:
fucking you know a victim less crime by those two and i don't get it

howard:
yeah it's the tax people don't tell you to pay and then it's none of your business whether you do or not

franklin:
fucking you know vince had it right making is like a big ass heel dude

howard:
yeah dude the iris is a big heal man there nerves

franklin:
fuck man

howard:
yeah

franklin:
is himself rotundo is just the sweatiest guy

howard:
yeah he was obviously a

franklin:
m

howard:
jerk dude like

franklin:
h

howard:
that that guy wasn't cool at all and you know you know who directed this hole movie

franklin:
jus clyne howard jode foster zoidashnell roberts

howard:
ah

franklin:
and the coda fanning film

howard:
yeah i was directed by david fincher

franklin:
what did he what study is he

howard:
i think he did seven right and

franklin:
hell

howard:
fight fight club maybe

franklin:
david finch man he just he may have done seven but he's gonna this one will get eight stars

howard:
yea those movies a ten

franklin:
well that's the joke that's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
the real joke the goddamn

howard:
yeah

franklin:
it i funked it up sorry

howard:
no it's okay man but so these were some dope movies

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and i can't wait to watch you know

franklin:
don't worry

howard:
let

franklin:
darling

howard:
them don't worry daddy and blueberry day dreams

franklin:
blueberry

howard:
yeah

franklin:
day dreams the movies so sweet you know

howard:
yeah it's it's

franklin:
m

howard:
sweet as candy it's sour is a bad dream

franklin:
this

howard:
oh

franklin:
you know a healthy romantic film i have to ask no i think

howard:
oh

franklin:
you know he is there love making in this movie

howard:
yeah there i mean everybody the final scene you got it you got a roberts you got to quote a fan you got zoidechanil you got jamie fox you got zachary quinn so

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you got clint howard you got jode foster

franklin:
yeah

howard:
you got peter coll and they're all just fucking sucking big writhing mass if humans they don't know where one begins where the there ends

franklin:
just the flesh and sweat and hair and

howard:
ah

franklin:
its skin it

howard:
you ever you ever see

franklin:
h

howard:
in those nature shows when they show like when the snakes all

franklin:
m

howard:
all like hibernate together big cave

franklin:
m

howard:
s like that s just disgusting

franklin:
ah

howard:
oh

franklin:
you know there's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
a i don't know that

howard:
no

franklin:
you know i have a friend who told me about this move but i don't know if it's real

howard:
h

franklin:
who's

howard:
m

franklin:
the guy that played green goblin

howard:
oh william defoe

franklin:
yeah there's a movie where

howard:
yeah

franklin:
he's

howard:
he's

franklin:
in

howard:
made

franklin:
it

howard:
some weird ship

franklin:
he's in an orgy and uh

howard:
m

franklin:
you know they're filming it and you know it's just you know this crazy orgy and then one guy realizes a william the foe had his like finger up his butt at some point during the orgy guy's like

howard:
hm

franklin:
how could you fucking do that

howard:
yeah

franklin:
he's like it's an orgy

howard:
oh

franklin:
man relax again it sounds made up i'm sorry like i think this guy was lying to me and more i think about it

howard:
it looks like

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i

franklin:
yeah

howard:
googled wilmdopoorg is that movie played

franklin:
yes

howard:
bob crane

franklin:
yeah

howard:
from hogan's heroes

franklin:
yeah

howard:
and apparently there was a big orgy scene with great kine

franklin:
so he shot the figure of gretkaneer's buttons at

howard:
yeah god that the hell of a movie

franklin:
jesus christ

howard:
oh yeah in fact it says things get worse after bob meets john carpenter

franklin:
yeah

howard:
probably not you know

franklin:
the

howard:
the

franklin:
director

howard:
the director but he was a john carpenter with an

franklin:
yeah

howard:
hogan's heroes

franklin:
oh

howard:
it says dot dot dot but john says no big deal since it was an orgy

franklin:
that's a nice year

howard:
yea

franklin:
uh

howard:
this is from screening movie this is one of those movie reviews where it's like reviewed for christian parents to say whether or not their kids can see it

franklin:
wow

howard:
so they

franklin:
what's

howard:
say

franklin:
it

howard:
every single thing happens it's always

franklin:
i was the verdict

howard:
let's say

franklin:
it's like

howard:
so what

franklin:
common

howard:
are they

franklin:
there's like a common sense dot or kind of site or like thee like

howard:
yeah yeah our word to parents the foe is a brief summary that's not brief all it goes on for so long they say

franklin:
so can my kids watch it

howard:
wait

franklin:
or not

howard:
here's

franklin:
oh

howard:
a sentence in the middle o the review that includes various sexual

franklin:
m

howard:
encounters that show movement

franklin:
movement okay that's

howard:
nudity bare breast butts and occasional female full front and include related sounds as well as other fooling around and implied or partially

franklin:
yeah

howard:
seen oral sex

franklin:
oh boy

howard:
two men become obsessed with video taping nude women as well as there sexual encounters with them that include scenes of three and four way

franklin:
yeah

howard:
sex

franklin:
for way let me tell you four way sex

howard:
i

franklin:
sounds like an impossibility

howard:
yeah there's what

franklin:
that's like okay like

howard:
what

franklin:
what

howard:
am

franklin:
are

howard:
i supposed to do

franklin:
what are we doing here like like like like i'm good just jerking off at this point like i don't know i don't

howard:
yeah

franklin:
want to offend anybody i don't want to do you know like like it's like what's good here

howard:
then they say there's a section for alcohol or drug us they say various people have drinks at a party including richard dawson who has wine and then there's a section for disrespectful slow bad attitude

franklin:
hm

howard:
and it says john insist above that he's not product made by dr brain

franklin:
no no i don't i like sun so kind my kids watch this movie man give it to me straight dock

howard:
as a hair

franklin:
so

howard:
let me cut to the end

franklin:
you can't

howard:
this is really long the section for

franklin:
yeah

howard:
sex slash nudity is really

franklin:
right

howard:
long and i mean they go they say everything that

franklin:
they

howard:
happens

franklin:
really this sounds very like secretive fetish

howard:
yeah

franklin:
ists of like you know under the guys of like

howard:
you know what this review doesn't straight up say you can't watch it

franklin:
oh

howard:
they just tell you they say will kids want to see it those who are fans of someone

franklin:
m

howard:
in the cast or the real

franklin:
m

howard:
life bob

franklin:
yeah

howard:
crane might be interested and

franklin:
yes

howard:
but it doesn't seem likely

franklin:
uh

howard:
that other kids will be

franklin:
ah

howard:
so if your kid is wild about the lead of hogan's heros

franklin:
let them watch yeah

howard:
or a big great kiddiyor had he's fairly into it

franklin:
you know all these teams lately man they just love gregcaneer

howard:
yeah i got teens every day they're

franklin:
ye

howard:
saying he is there are there any movies where red wilson as his bit part yeah

franklin:
this is ridiculous mad

howard:
alcohol

franklin:
m

howard:
drug is heavy but then they only say moderate for inappropriate music

franklin:
so the music is more offensive than the orgy

howard:
well no the music is it's a minor issue but the

franklin:
yeah

howard:
sex nudity they say is extreme as is the disrespectful slash bad attitude

franklin:
the

howard:
this is a cool website its screen it dot com

franklin:
screen at that

howard:
oh

franklin:
they'll give them a free plug funk them there and plugging us

howard:
wait let's see what they say about dr strange and the multi verse of madness

franklin:
okay hold on there do we want to talk about vince man at all or no

howard:
oh yeah so i

franklin:
i don't

howard:
give

franklin:
know

howard:
simvincic man a big a plus

franklin:
yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah he's

franklin:
m

howard:
his adult content is without a doubt the best i've ever seen

franklin:
yeah

howard:
he so vince has won himself back i think probably everybody was listening

franklin:
ah

howard:
by now has heard this he's even like main stream news at this point

franklin:
yeah

howard:
right

franklin:
yeah back

howard:
he don't i don't really understand what happened just kind of like was like

franklin:
m

howard:
no i unquit

franklin:
he owned a lot of the company so

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i think he realized like wait a second you guys can't do ship without me i'm

howard:
yeah

franklin:
coming back and then his daughter

howard:
oh

franklin:
quits

howard:
shit okay friend are you ready

franklin:
what's up

howard:
i know what happened here i

franklin:
okay

howard:
got the scoop

franklin:
laid on you got it from who

howard:
from cassidy pains of body slim diet net

franklin:
you didn't get it from alvarez

howard:
no well but i mean albert rebably cosine it

franklin:
alvarez

howard:
so

franklin:
you've been talking to alvarez

howard:
yeah alvar said some the biggest coming down the pike and i guess he's right so

franklin:
as

howard:
check it

franklin:
told you that

howard:
yeah w w w w

franklin:
oh

howard:
but brother i want to wait to get your actual untwwhas been sold to

franklin:
ah

howard:
a country they keep

franklin:
oh

howard:
a beast in the cage

franklin:
what

howard:
w w w w is

franklin:
yeah

howard:
now sody arabian

franklin:
no

howard:
property

franklin:
you're telling me this lie this is this is a shoot you're

howard:
there's

franklin:
not funking

howard:
that shoot

franklin:
me

howard:
my man

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
no

howard:
it

franklin:
ship

howard:
looks like looks like that's the ship

franklin:
that's

howard:
looks

franklin:
like

howard:
like like sammy zane's got to find a new plan to work

franklin:
okay

howard:
oh

franklin:
okay

howard:
yeah yeah how about that

franklin:
that's big man

howard:
those guys are jerks man but you can hold hands with them so that's cool

franklin:
you can all in ord with them

howard:
yeah hold

franklin:
oh

howard:
or if you can hold their hands

franklin:
m

howard:
you can put

franklin:
m

howard:
a

franklin:
oh

howard:
car in top floor of a skyscraper

franklin:
you can't what's what's a okay i'm reading this straight from shan ross

howard:
oh that

franklin:
saps

howard:
cock

franklin:
he said

howard:
that that stupid ass hill billy

franklin:
now can i can i read to hat he's saying

howard:
yeah

franklin:
here

howard:
yeah yeah think it's pretty awesome sauce

franklin:
he says holy amaze balls w w going off in a new direction of a new partnership to continue

howard:
okay

franklin:
to advance the progression and overall you know the overall progress of saudi arabia what they're doing is excellent

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and this is just you know this is epic with a side of amaze balls

howard:
yeah i mean i think we can all agree about that brother that's his epic with us site of amaze balls

franklin:
he that man

howard:
it

franklin:
you know

howard:
should we

franklin:
i don't mind the dick

howard:
should

franklin:
writing on shenrossap get your money but don't pretend like you're impartial get your money i'm for real get your money i am not i'm not a lefty luny cock who's like bro you're going to be get your money kid but

howard:
yeah

franklin:
don't but don't be a fucking weird though about it

howard:
yeah i was always wear that fens man wasn't going to get his money

franklin:
yeah

howard:
let me let me see however what our man on the street doxy has to say about

franklin:
okay

howard:
this

franklin:
what's dogs you got to say i'm waiting for this this is

howard:
now

franklin:
live

howard:
this

franklin:
bro we're getting

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like you're

howard:
this

franklin:
giving me the news

howard:
this is like nine eleven for

franklin:
dude

howard:
wrestling fans

franklin:
legit i was just thinking this is like nine eleven like this is like the beni nine

howard:
yeah

franklin:
eleven ship

howard:
yeah no it is let's see

franklin:
oh

howard:
i don't know do is just like fighting with some guys

franklin:
that's our guy that's our guy bro do you know what

howard:
m what

franklin:
i haven't given a shout to this guy lately shout out the sleeves

howard:
yeah for sure dude

franklin:
shout always a shot out the sleeves you know

howard:
yeah what up sleeves

franklin:
sleeves

howard:
i want to give

franklin:
o

howard:
it i want

franklin:
eric

howard:
to give

franklin:
per

howard:
a shout

franklin:
sullivan

howard:
out to the oh yeah prsolivani want to give a shout out to the stink sheet dudes to her pretty legit

franklin:
nice

howard:
man

franklin:
nice yeah dudes

howard:
hey we've got a couple o questions in the disk where you want to get them real

franklin:
oh

howard:
quick or just like one or two

franklin:
i mean hold on words i don't i can't reach my phone but yeah we can do

howard:
it's

franklin:
this

howard:
okay we'll just do a couple

franklin:
we'll do a couple then i trust you

howard:
so shames one we already talked about a while ago it was what would we include to represent human culture on a sunlight shot in the space we talked about that i

franklin:
we

howard:
think

franklin:
talked

howard:
right

franklin:
about that at length like

howard:
yeah it was like all sort o dope stuff like a nisan skyline

franklin:
the

howard:
which

franklin:
stuff

howard:
you can invest in

franklin:
hm of dvds

howard:
let's

franklin:
and ship

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like i mean like honestly you might have to send i mean not to be grotesque

howard:
yes

franklin:
but

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you might need to and like a couple of hours

howard:
yeah

franklin:
of like porno

howard:
yeah for sure i mean that's tells pretty much everything you need to

franklin:
like

howard:
know about what's

franklin:
put

howard:
happening

franklin:
put

howard:
down

franklin:
like

howard:
here

franklin:
a gig of porno on there and

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i mean it's not like because i think porno is great or anything like mean i'm indifferent

howard:
it is what it is

franklin:
like an alien seeing that ship is going to be

howard:
they'll understand okay

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i know an alien that sespornai's going to come to earth that's going know immediately what it needs to do

franklin:
yeah

howard:
to make a human happy

franklin:
like

howard:
it's gonna it's gonna start sucking you a little bit it's goin to say all right let me get on your dick let me rit

franklin:
no

howard:
you a few different

franklin:
stop

howard:
ways let me let me finish you

franklin:
stop

howard:
off of my mouth

franklin:
grotesque my god

howard:
oh

franklin:
i was going to say red skull can use some porno and former

howard:
h a man if an alien could go fuck red skull that would be a big favorite of me m

franklin:
m

howard:
mason reloaded wanted this to be an immediate follow to that last topic

franklin:
yes

howard:
so if you can green light and oscar batebiopic about the life of one russell who would it be can't be been wall or on heart so oscar bate means it has to be like really kind of tragic right

franklin:
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah for sure

howard:
i mean

franklin:
yeah

howard:
well the von ericshas already got a movie coming

franklin:
van's

howard:
out so you can't

franklin:
got a

howard:
do

franklin:
movie

howard:
that

franklin:
yeah yeah

howard:
um i'd probably do like

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i do like a guy who you now you always hear about the guy who made it to the top and then they die

franklin:
m

howard:
but you never hear about a guy who like me it squarely to them middle and then

franklin:
i know

howard:
dies

franklin:
who

howard:
crash holly

franklin:
no not crash crash for sure i mean crash i mean oscar bat like that will get a lot of good independent attention

howard:
yes

franklin:
and it will be like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
a like a john lakewazamo spun type

howard:
yeah

franklin:
type thing like oh this is a nice little like movie that's kind

howard:
yeah

franklin:
of off the wall but

howard:
yeah

franklin:
nigel mc ginnis you know

howard:
yeah because of the brain damage

franklin:
brain damage

howard:
oh

franklin:
you know the hepotitus thing right

howard:
yeah

franklin:
before going to w w he sucks his arm up and

howard:
yeah

franklin:
tan is like well we'll take him and like

howard:
yeah and you had some fucking bangers

franklin:
he had some bankers

howard:
at

franklin:
he did some crazy ship and like a

howard:
and

franklin:
like

howard:
he ended his life

franklin:
well like he ended

howard:
he's

franklin:
up

howard:
alive but he is not yeah

franklin:
i mean i don't say he has a bad thing goin he worked that subway

howard:
no

franklin:
for a little bit

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like

howard:
no i mean why he commentates for an x or something right

franklin:
he got released by w a few months back or maybe a year ago but

howard:
well

franklin:
like

howard:
but he made some money

franklin:
he made some money i mean w

howard:
it

franklin:
w

howard:
could have been

franklin:
commentator

howard:
it could

franklin:
money

howard:
have been a lot worse for him

franklin:
yeah that's true like maybe if he had never gone to ww to commentate

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like just

howard:
but

franklin:
was a normal

howard:
i

franklin:
guy

howard:
mean god bless him though he was a guy who was like wrestlings best if

franklin:
yes

howard:
you hit really hard

franklin:
yeah like that guy was just like let me hit people as hard as possible and eventually i have to get signed or

howard:
yeah

franklin:
fuck up my shoulder trying

howard:
yeah

franklin:
any

howard:
dude that guy i might sucking lot some nigel mcgennis matches after

franklin:
yeah

howard:
we're done with this podcast

franklin:
yeah

howard:
like i was funking sick and he didn't care at all about his life um oh yeah so m hack this was a question that was kind of related to m j f promoit's pretty vulgar isn't

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m

howard:
it isn't what we do on the show

franklin:
no no i didn't

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he

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have

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said

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a question for you after all this well

howard:
oh yeah now please go ahead

franklin:
no i mean it's

howard:
i don't i don't want to answer m hacks vulgar question

franklin:
okay well i want to answer it but

howard:
oh

franklin:
that you talked about joe foster and

howard:
yeah

franklin:
clyne howard

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yeah

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like

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beautiful

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you watch klenhower like eat somebody's

howard:
yeah

franklin:
pussy like

howard:
dude or friends sweet nancy has as a belief that i have to agree with which is i deserve to see it every person in the world naked

franklin:
i agree one hundred percent with that sentiment

howard:
you like like not because i'm a horny for or anything i just need to know you know

franklin:
yeah

howard:
what's what's going on

franklin:
i mean i don't care if it's seth rollins i don't care

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yeah i

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if

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don't i don't care if out south roans i don't care if it's a

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ramon

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uhdramwark

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green look man look you know rose o

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yeah

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donald like

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when

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i on

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jommarant

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fucking

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yeah

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all

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i'll

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right

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see all of them negadude

franklin:
yeah

howard:
that's yeah what is going to say i don't get it kid upton

franklin:
no you know what i don't care if it's kate up to i don't care if it's a ma roberts

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know i don't care

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yeah

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like

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hide clum circa

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ye

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nineteen ninety five

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es jennifer and it's the courtney cox like i don't care like i'll see them naked

howard:
yeah

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dude

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yeah

franklin:
dude

howard:
yeah i will i mean it's just i think it's fair to

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dude

howard:
me

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i don't care like if it's isle of fisher

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to

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i don't care

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i don't care if it's eliza duke

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no

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yeah a

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dude i don't care if it's terror

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yeah

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read

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blake lively

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no

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i forgot

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dude

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about it

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no

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dude

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dude

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i will sam all

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dude

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there

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i don't

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yeah

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care if it's elizabeth early i don't care

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i

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if

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don't

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it's

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give

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tatycatan

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a tether gram don't care if it's bianca

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yeah

howard:
i will say a mall dude

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dude

howard:
jennifer lopez

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yeah

howard:
yeah

franklin:
jennifer

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sure

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lawrence i don't care dude i don't care

howard:
jennifer love hewett

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i don't care

howard:
yeah i

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yeah

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do it doesn't matter

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dude in equal opportunity brother

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de

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ah

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jessica

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bel

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castine jessica beel

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yeah i don't

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oh

franklin:
you know i'll see them naked like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
you know i'm just built different that way man

howard:
what can say posh spice

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yeah

howard:
ginger spice baby spice

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yeah

howard:
scary spice sporty spice doesn't matter

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genuinely i'll

howard:
yeah

franklin:
see them naked

howard:
i will but what can i say

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i'm a giving guy

franklin:
you are giving god dude so am i man i don't i don't care

howard:
okay so impact as with man those really changes the tone

franklin:
yeah it is a vulgar question but it needs to

howard:
yeah

franklin:
be it needs to be

howard:
yeah

franklin:
said i think

howard:
so when you were there so this is what this was m j f and daniel

franklin:
yeah

howard:
briant were being mean to each

franklin:
ye

howard:
other i thought pretty unnecessarily just wrestle get it out with

franklin:
hm

howard:
so would you rather have a mom that fucked eight thousand people or a mom that fucked one goat

franklin:
now you can't

howard:
yeah

franklin:
get past a fucking farm animal like eight thousand people is fine because like you could you could do

howard:
yeah

franklin:
like you know like the left lone like sex

howard:
yeah

franklin:
works

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it doesn't

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fucking

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yeah

franklin:
i mean

howard:
i mean because like

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and

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why

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it

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if these

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is

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eight thousand people were like you know jennifer laurance jenifer love hewett

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oh my god yea

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yeah

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jennifer

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you

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anniston

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know ashley

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a

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a bomb from

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from

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rock

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rock

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clove

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of love heather from rock of love

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yeah

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you know

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yeah constantina from rocco

franklin:
constant you know you know jessie from rock of love lacy

howard:
yeah

franklin:
from rock of love you know

howard:
heather im

franklin:
the brandy and brandy c you know dude you know i don't care man like i would

howard:
yeah

franklin:
see them all naked like it i don't care

howard:
i

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i

howard:
mean

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do

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that's what's really important

franklin:
yet

howard:
here is like i feel like we really both you and i overcame a

franklin:
ah

howard:
big like personal

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there

howard:
obstacle where we said that we would see

franklin:
yeah

howard:
like sam from rock of love naked

franklin:
dude i don't care if you're megan fox

howard:
i help

franklin:
i'll look at you

howard:
yeah

franklin:
for a like

howard:
yeah

franklin:
now

howard:
absolutely i don't care if you're the australian scientists from transformers

franklin:
the

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i'd

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first

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say

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one

howard:
her name yeah

franklin:
pretty i don't care you know you know can be carmon electra to fuck in you know whoever man it isn't doesn't bother me

howard:
yeah yeah i mean better than your your pamela anderson

franklin:
no

howard:
or yeah it's fine to like i mean i'm not i'm not judgmental like that

franklin:
no

howard:
a lot of people you know they'd say like oh

franklin:
oh

howard:
you know i don't want to see killy rolling from jested child naked i'm not that kind of guy

franklin:
no no no

howard:
yeah

franklin:
i would

howard:
i

franklin:
see kelly roland naked i

howard:
yeah

franklin:
yeah

howard:
the lady who plays the principal on habit elementary i'd see her naked absolutely you know i

franklin:
yeah

howard:
just

franklin:
look

howard:
i'm built different what can i say

franklin:
yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
you know i was looking up hot babes to day

howard:
yeah

franklin:
and

howard:
yeah

franklin:
for the first or they came up was bohm's world

howard:
oh

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and

howard:
yeah

franklin:
it says he pumps

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i

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he pumps were all has a hot babes

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yeah

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section

howard:
well

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babes

howard:
okay who

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in

howard:
do they

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an

howard:
got

franklin:
american picqinis to make you feel patriotic as on bob's bobs dot com still exist bomb's world

howard:
that's pretty cool i just i google hot babes and the first result i got was the chive dot com

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah man you know there are some web pages for guys out

franklin:
yeah

howard:
there

franklin:
epoamsworld

howard:
beer babes and

franklin:
oh

howard:
burgers for all all right brother

franklin:
bob's world is section is listed on the f t w section

howard:
now that's cool man look i mean if you're going to the chiveyou're looking at pictures of babes and bacon i mean how epic is that

franklin:
that's pretty that's like san ross man it's like epic

howard:
right

franklin:
of facade of awesome sauce

howard:
yeah but can you say winning

franklin:
hold on a second i could feel it down

howard:
yeah

franklin:
in my amaze balls m

howard:
i was like ready distracted by the remember the ingsobeand

franklin:
oh

howard:
i might start keeping the internet does go oh you know i'm going to follow on the uncle uncle account on instagram hot

franklin:
no

howard:
babe's photo

franklin:
that uncle to uncle account i could not open that ship in a public setting

howard:
ye

franklin:
to save my life and i know what you're

howard:
es

franklin:
thinking but it's the truth

howard:
well you got to look at hot babe's

franklin:
oh

howard:
photos though brother

franklin:
well look like i already said dude you know i simply don't care who you are if you're

howard:
i

franklin:
famous

howard:
mean

franklin:
i'm looking at you

howard:
yeah

franklin:
naked every

howard:
yeah whether or not your nicole babes or

franklin:
oh

howard:
just follow nicol babes

franklin:
i don't

howard:
on all

franklin:
care

howard:
of them

franklin:
if i'm making the tally and i don't care

howard:
yeah you're megan mola

franklin:
yeah

howard:
oh

franklin:
oh you know a bomb world is wild dude i'm on bombs world they have

howard:
yeah

franklin:
they have a photo shop contest to

howard:
yeah

franklin:
edit the will smith slapping a chris rock photo

howard:
oh that's funny dude

franklin:
ave a contest fotis

howard:
does

franklin:
contest

howard:
does e bombs

franklin:
yeah

howard:
have podcasts i bet we could

franklin:
oh

howard:
get on there like

franklin:
no

howard:
god

franklin:
but

howard:
bless

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but ebomsrole

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god

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has an upload section can

howard:
can

franklin:
we just

howard:
we put

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upload

howard:
our pot

franklin:
like i was in of our show on bob's world

howard:
dude i know the only reason you can't see my face right now because we're in the pitch black

franklin:
yeah

howard:
but my face went so crazy right then when you said that

franklin:
yeah

howard:
yeah we got to get on the bombs podcast

franklin:
oh

howard:
network dude

franklin:
dude that's

howard:
we got

franklin:
funny

howard:
to get on the bones we go get on the child podcast

franklin:
yeah i don't care if it's evil or at all i don't care if it's ship i don't care if it's this stuff magazine

howard:
i don't care if it's

franklin:
website

howard:
fuck dot com

franklin:
fuck i was just thinking to day like an what kind of fucking person listening like watches corn blopers

howard:
m

franklin:
bro like you need help like that's like like that's like this it's like sicker than any like supposed like like that's the people who are like sick os man

howard:
what what is import like they come to early or whatever they like

franklin:
i

howard:
oh

franklin:
mean they

howard:
chuck

franklin:
come to earlier or they don't get hard or like you know like

howard:
or like like

franklin:
somebody

howard:
he's like

franklin:
like

howard:
jam jammin really hard

franklin:
gags

howard:
and goes into

franklin:
yeah

howard:
like

franklin:
it's

howard:
her

franklin:
grotesque

howard:
thigh or something

franklin:
it's not like none of it's funny like a song

howard:
that that's something a lady never has to worry about with me

franklin:
on that note oh

howard:
ah

franklin:
m

howard:
well we can get the rest of the questions later i suppose

franklin:
m

howard:
because we're back brother

franklin:
we're

howard:
man

franklin:
back we're back

howard:
yeah i mean i think we're better than ever honestly

franklin:
yeah

howard:
i think

franklin:
man

howard:
this

franklin:
like

howard:
was

franklin:
eric

howard:
like

franklin:
bishoff's a original theme

howard:
oh man controversy creates cash

franklin:
know what my favorite line is from that song

howard:
what's that

franklin:
you know you heard you've probably heard it right like his

howard:
okay

franklin:
like his old entrance music

howard:
h

franklin:
like i'm back

howard:
m

franklin:
and better

howard:
oh

franklin:
than a the lions a face facts cause your opinion don't matter

howard:
that's cool

franklin:
this is a cool i w w song

howard:
yeah

franklin:
now

howard:
i mean that's like liberals hate that kind of stuff

franklin:
all right yes and they do

howard:
yeah it's beautiful

franklin:
well any any parting words

howard:
yeah i mean first of all you can check us out at patron dot com so uncle sing up getting on that disk core there's all

franklin:
m

howard:
sorts of funny stuff happening in there

franklin:
m

howard:
if

franklin:
oh

howard:
you want to see yasmin bleat naked

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m

howard:
you know if you want

franklin:
m

howard:
to see and who

franklin:
donadiereco

howard:
else would don a dericoboterick

franklin:
oh derrick

howard:
i mean there's so many out there beverly de angelo

franklin:
yeah

howard:
just let us let us know we'd love to hear you want to see me again

franklin:
yeah that's who do you want to see you

howard:
oh

franklin:
know who do you want to see naked

howard:
i'm trying to tweet a little bit more again i'd realized if i just tweet without buying anything i think it costs some money so uncle to uncle pod i'm pretty much is going to be egging on doxy or the shoot guys to be bad so

franklin:
nice

howard:
yeah

franklin:
m

howard:
i want them to get in trouble i

franklin:
being a stinker aren't you

howard:
yes sir but a fun one

franklin:
ah those those are also

howard:
oh

franklin:
some good follows right there follow us on patron you subscribe we're going to get some we're going to get back on it we're back at the hall you know

howard:
yeah

franklin:
we got a holiday break now we're

howard:
the

franklin:
back

howard:
holidays yeah is twenty twenty three we're

franklin:
wild

howard:
on tik tok and uncle to uncle

franklin:
i want

howard:
were

franklin:
to get it on my

howard:
on

franklin:
phone so i could put stuff on there i guess

howard:
yeah i guess i should i was thinking about doing some impersonations put them on there

franklin:
oh

howard:
then working i've been working on my jordan b peterson

franklin:
oh yeah lay it on me

howard:
up yours

franklin:
yeah yeah

howard:
woke moralist we'll see who counsels

franklin:
oh

howard:
who

franklin:
it's legitimately really good

howard:
it seems

franklin:
yeah

howard:
to me these women don't understan

franklin:
yeah

howard:
little men want to have a dirty room oh

franklin:
turn peters and you would be upset by that

howard:
you know there's women i don't even want them in my room i don't want

franklin:
yeah

howard:
them to see what i'm doing and here

franklin:
uh h oh

howard:
it's private

franklin:
m

howard:
m eh oh