Sound Bites
- "So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets."
- "How many residents did you have to get this notice to?"
- "I'm gonna burn the whole day"
- "It was all couples."
- "Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbatory material?"
- "I'm going to see limp biscuit."
- "You stop laughing. You stop laughing."
- "Whatever it is. Whatever. I love you, though, man. I do love you. You're mostly funny. Mostly funny."
- "No"
- "All the movies in the 70s and 80s had lots of nudity."
- "Yeah, you're a dick, dude. You're - Oh, you're dick, too, Bert."
- "Well, yeah, but okay, so I'm talking about when when when if you get a waiter or way if you get wait staff as a lousy demeanor, right?"
- "I love watching track and field"
- "I used to run track and cross country"
- "He smells like Fritos"
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