You haven't truly had an eating disorder until you eat ten bunless Big Macs with a knife and fork ๐ Today we remember why high school kids are the most ruthless people on earth and why putting Pepto-Bismol in your math teacher's coffee is rat tail kid activity. Don't act like you wouldn't sign up for a government-funded week of going back to high school at age 35 just so you can cater lunch from Qdoba and depants your bois in the hallway ๐ Love ya fam see ya sunday๐ซก
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**TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS**
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0:00 - Intro**
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2:40 - Leaving your car running for four hours while substitute teaching**
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5:35 - Playing indoor ruler baseball with Mr. Bogardis**
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7:50 - Mrs. Anderson and the hair scarf showdown**
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9:00 - Proposing high school week for thirty-five-year-olds**
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12:15 - Hiring pale nerds and the situational hotness trap**
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17:45 - The substitute teacher with a pet flea in a locket**
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21:45 - Art class prop comedy and calling the ice cream shop on a stapler**
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25:50 - Turning in your Scratten and religion class junk resituating**
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29:10 - Mr. French's Assateague Island elementary camping trip**
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36:05 - Searing cream cheese bagels on the bottom of a dirty shoe**
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38:50 - Shuffling I hate Miss Phillips messages onto math quizzes**
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42:20 - Spotting the Chris Farley lookalike sub eating wings at Hooters**
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46:30 - Native American lesbian PE teachers screaming about untied shoes**
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52:40 - Off pizza for four months and fighting the pizza demons**