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Unknown: I wrote a law saying
all cab drivers must speak

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English. It was basically the
taxi passenger bill of rights.

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Yeah.

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And the reason I did that was
when I had a stroke, I couldn't

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drive for six months, so I was
forced to take taxis. I didn't

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realize 70% of the cab drivers
were Somali, and the reason is

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they got here as refugees. They
didn't need citizenship. They

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all speak perfect English, but
they're rude and they don't like

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Americans. And they pretended
they didn't speak English to

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take people on longer routes. So
I passed that law, and then also

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that the passenger controls the
music or no music, heat and air,

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and also the route. And it's
posted. It was posted in

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everyone. So when they see my
number, when I call Yellow Cap,

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they won't even answer.

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Wow! I wonder why. Yeah.

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Welcome to a podcast about music
and entertainment before it all

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goes down the disposal. This is
circling the drain.

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Hey, welcome back to Circling
the Drain. You know me, Johnny

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Bozeman, Johnny B, along with
mr. J. Harper. Hey

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there, Johnny B. Suber. Hey,
good to see you. And of course,

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as always, running the show is
mr. McCarthy, Jimmy Mac.

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And guys, we've got a treat for
you. I don't know how to

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introduce this guy because he's
done everything. He's been on

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the radio. He he he has been a
comedian. He has done so much in

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his life. He's even a lawyer.

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Yeah, he's been in government. I
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yeah, and he's tried to stop
scooters in Nashville. What? But

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I've got to introduce, and he's
been a great friend of of ours

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for a long time. He's not in
Nashville usually; he is, but

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right now he's in beautiful
Nantucket. Please welcome to

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Circling the Drain, Adam Dred.

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Always circling the drain,
longtime watcher, first time

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guest. This is awesome.

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Well, I wish

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I didn't. I missed

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you on the radio, brother, too.

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Oh, I appreciate that. I
appreciate that. I wish I'd

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asked you to be here with us
when you were in town. That's on

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me. But it's kind of cool to see
you up in Nantucket.

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It's good to be here with the
gray shingles behind me. And

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these are, by the way, all the
houses are gray shingle by law

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in Nantucket. Are

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they really?

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They're all Grace Cedar shingle.
Every single house. So there was

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a man in Nantucket. Well, that's
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shingles. The funny story about
man from Nantucket is I years

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ago wanted to buy the domain
manfromantucket.com and it was

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already owned. And about 10
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some Russians saying, "You own
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that.com. We sell to you for
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give you 70 bucks. And they go,
"Okay. I bought the once was

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made from Nantucket is the most
famous limerick in the world.

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Yes, it literally is yes, best
known, and so I now own it, and

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I have manfromantucket.com hats.
These are make Nantucket

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Nantucket again, and from my
merch site, all the proceeds go

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to my animal charities. I don't
keep a penny. Oh wow! Just for

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yeah. So a Nashville cat rescue
and Nantucket Island safe harbor

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for animals. Yeah,

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yeah. You're a cat owner, aren't
you? Or a cat?

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I'm a crazy cat lady. Yeah. Yes,
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I can train a cat, I can train a
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Like a true attorney. So, so
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my cat.

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Go ahead.

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My cat Bonnie Dred actually has
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Fox News locally and nationally
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trained. He is a human toilet.
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you can look up Bonnie Dred the
toilet trained cat, and here she

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is in all her porn, doing what
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to

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do. So if you ever want to waste
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never get it back, have at

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it. So how how many times a year
do you go to Nantucket?

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Well, I live here almost five
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practice law up here as well as
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I commute basically.

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Yeah,

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but I do avoid the you know the
the they're called hate months.

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They're called January,
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called hate months because
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spread on the island because
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because no one's here. So yeah,
but I avoid I avoid the I avoid

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the most clustery nor'easter
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probably here every month,
couple days.

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And you and you avoid the hate
months in Nashville too.

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Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, which
is now. Down there today, guys.

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Oh man, it's been brutal. We hit
100 yesterday.

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I believe it's 96 at the moment.

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Wow. Yeah.

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Wait. Hey, since this is a
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or use kind of politically
incorrect terms, or should I

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stay away from that?

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Well, I'll leave that up to my
cohorts. What do you think? I

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just saw the answer in your
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am very offended by such things.
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we we invite our guests to speak
freely. Yeah, go ahead, Adam.

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Yep.

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No, no, no. In hindsight, this
will be recorded. Invite me in

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the ass later. Some bulldog from
the scene, or write some hate

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piece about me. So anyway, I'll
leave that alone. Oh, did I say

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bold light? Anyway, we're not
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anymore. That's politically
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say vegetarian. Hey, speaking of
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is the best place for Fourth of
July, and we used to have a

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water fight on Main Street. The
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shooting hoses, and kids with
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This year, it's called it's
called the water game. They're

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not allowed to use fight.

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Oh no! Not

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making this up.

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Oh, we have wimpified this
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You know, it breaks my heart. I
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would not be sickly if they
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summer and had hose water in
their systems and played

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dodgeball. They wouldn't keep
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allergic, peanut scared kids
around this country. Enough

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preaching. All right. Seriously,
rolling in the dirt and hose

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water. Oh, I agree. Toughing up
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well, in fact, we we we didn't
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day. You know, we we and we

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sat backwards in the way way
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And the
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big wheels. How many helmets did
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your big wheel?

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None. Yeah, I didn't even have
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motorcycle.

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God, I only wear them at my
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I wear them in my divorce
divorce court.

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Oh yeah, you know I got in
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paper once called a prenuptial
weight agreement, and if your

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wife gains more than 10 pounds
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impregnated by you. She's out
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fair, if the husband gains more
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to being impregnated, same deal.
Yeah, you walk with nothing.

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Yeah. So I made it fair. You
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Absolutely. So man, I got. So
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don't know. Do these run in
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saw had a friend of mine on on
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And I've got I've got a long
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warn you there may be a little
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here, but it is kind of funny.
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ago when he was still Tracy
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Forlaw, who worked at Arista,
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the airport and stuff, and he
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the heart by his first wife and
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had just gotten back from L.A. I
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whole other story. And another
buddy of mine, Dave Daniel, who

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was in the movie Starman, and I
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Dave was painting houses, so I
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him. And he said, "Trace was
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I said, "Trace, why don't you
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"The wildest part is we were all
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"This is going to be the best
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called Giant Painters, and our
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thought it

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was funny. Anyway, he then
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him. But I used to have business
cards that had the F word on it.

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They said Adam F and Dread on my
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title. And anyway, Trace came on
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feature producer and warm up,
and when you when you're doing

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the rehearsal for the TV show
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the rehearsal through the entire
hotel on all the TVs in every

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hotel room. So I walk out there.
Trace is on stage, and sure as

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heck, turning that microphone,
Adam Effendre in every hotel

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room in Alberta, but neither of
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only time I wait. Oh, the only
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guess, was from WTN. Do you
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don't. When when Phil went to
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yes, they brought me

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into to fill in for Phil until
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for some reason, I decided to be
fun to do breakfast on the air

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with Chef Freddy Brooker from
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coming in to do the Bloody
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legal to make and drink alcohol
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that's right.

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I I found that out. Well, you
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Well, you've been on the radio
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were on Lightning 100 at one
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Oh, I got myself, I got myself
kicked off of there on purpose.

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The way that started was I was
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hard rockin' morning show with
like the Ramones, and they let

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me do my playlist, and it was a
low wadded station, so there was

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lightning and thunder, and
thunder was more like Tori Amos,

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and you know that just crap. And
anyway, I took their mail demo

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over to '94, and the ads were
like eight bucks a pop, as

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opposed to you know 35 at
lightning back in the 90s. So

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they told me they were gonna
simulcast us together because I

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didn't want to lose my show, A
Man of Leisure Mornings. They

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moved me to 100 and took away
94. Oh no, you're just doing

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this one now, and they'd hand me
this playlist, and it was like

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Sarah McLachlan, you know, the
stuff with dogs dying and stuff,

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and I was just so I would just
get on there and go, Adam Dred,

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Lightning 100, Lightning 100,
music for angry lesbians. They

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go, you can't say that. I'm
like, fire me, and they did.

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They just didn't renew my
contract. I actually had, I was

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pretty smart back then. I
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week as part of my deal.

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could sell and keep 100% of,
which I think they start didn't

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like that either when they
realized I was making more money

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than the general manager. That
does

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tend to make them mad. But I did

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the same thing over TNN. Part of
my deal as warm up was I owned

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the billboard ads, so the
catering provided by and you'd

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have you know Wild Horse. But
what I did is part of it. Not

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only would the caterers have to
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cater. They had to feed the crew
as well as just the guests. Now

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in TV shows, most most times
they only feed the guests, not

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not the people that work on the
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Right. So

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I fed 100% of the crew every day
for the three years I was there,

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and no one had ever done that
before. And I was like, guys,

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this makes no sense. That you
know they're union guys. They

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get off work for an hour to go
drive somewhere to buy a meal to

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come back and shoot. It's
between the rehearsal and the

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taping, and I was like, guys,
it's three bucks, and the

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loyalty is amazing. I still get
clients from that, and I wasn't

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even a lawyer then. But people
go, you know, we remember what

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you did for us, and it's those,
you know, it's those little

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gestures that that come back,
it's a lovely. That's my lesson

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for today.

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Well, you've always been real.
Speaking of, you've always been

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real good to me, man. You've
always been real good to me.

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Ever since, well, ever since I
met you, I mean, you were you

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were at the I think the city
paper when I when I got to meet

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you, and man, you were so kind
to me, and I've never forgotten

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that.

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You guys, let's see. That's what
it's really all about, though.

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Everybody's got to. We got to
take care of each other. So I

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have a radio. I had a radio show
up here. I haven't rebooted it

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for this summer. Called Cohog
Wild. We have a country station

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called Cohog Country, and the
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a very large clam. Yeah.

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So, and Country Music's big up
here. Really, that is an amazing

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thing. Yeah, yeah. But hey,
speaking back to the doing good

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deeds and karma stuff, we're
very excited about you know the

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Unitarian Church here has hosted
the the reading of the

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Declaration of Independence for
the last 27 years at 9 a.m.

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Everybody goes to the UU Church,
gets in the pews, and they read

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the Declaration, which folks
actually only takes like 11

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minutes, honest, from start to
finish. So if you're thinking of

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avoiding it, don't, because it's
only 11 minutes. Anyway, the UU

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decided not to do it this year
because the country's too

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divisive. I'm like that is the
most retarded statement I've

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ever heard, honestly. Because
talk about being divisive, not

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reading the Declaration of
Independence on the 250th

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anniversary of our birth. I
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Episcopal, said we'll take it.
So we'll be there tomorrow at

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nine a.m. If anyone's around
Nantucket and listening to the

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show or watching the show, come
on out. They may miss. We may

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not be up by then, but anyway,
it's it's a great thing. We're

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going to do it every year. But
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I met Father Max Wolf, who's the
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Episcopals have priests and
nuns. The difference is with the

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Catholic Church, Episcopal
priests and nuns can get married

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and have kids. It's uh, it's
kind of like Catholic light.

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Wow!

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So Father Max is one of my best
friends, and I noticed. So we do

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an 8:00 a.m. outdoor service and
then a 9:30 indoors. I love the

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outdoor service. It's in a
memorial garden. It's gorgeous,

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and I go at 6:30 every morning
on Sundays, and I set it up. I

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bring 75 chairs from out inside
out, and set it up in this

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beautiful pastoral setting. But
what I noticed was a couple

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years ago that the kids, if if
kids come to church, they've got

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a. Headsets for tablets-they're
not paying attention at all. So

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I notice the kids come to church
and are somewhat paying

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attention on St. Francis Day
when the blessing of the

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animals. So I talked Father Max
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outdoors pet friendly, and the
nice article in the paper: we

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double the attendance at church
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people are bringing dogs and
cats, and a little kid can pet a

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dog or a cat. You know what?
Probably won't hear the whole

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sermon, but maybe he'll hear 20%
of it, which is more more than

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having on headsets and stuff. So
that's my youth outreach I'm

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doing up here, basically. Adam's

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still doing great work, no
matter where he's at.

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We're trying. We're trying,

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but we couldn't stop the
scooters. Man, you

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know, and and the worst part.
Well, the worst part is they're

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dangerous. But the worst part
for Nashville is these companies

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aren't even from Nashville that
own them and rent them out. They

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pay $30 a year fee to Metro to
have a scooter here per scooter

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license. Every time somebody
falls and gets hurt on one,

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they're they're taken ER'd to
our hospital ER triage there,

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and then they fly back home to
whatever town they're from to

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have their surgery. So it's
probably cost us as taxpayers

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1000s of dollars per triage run,
and then no money stays in

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Nashville or or gets spent in
Nashville at all. So from a

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business standpoint alone,
that's a bad idea.

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Insanity. I

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mean, that's like putting a data
center next to a zoo. It's just

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dumb.

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Yeah. What do you think of
Freddie O'Connell and and his?

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So I used to be a guest on his
show, and he and Mary Mancini

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had something called Liber
Radio, liberal radio show, and I

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was the token conservative right
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there and fight with him, and so
we developed a friendship

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through that. I don't care for
his politics at all. Yeah, he's

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a nice enough guy, you know, but
but he's just he's wrong, and

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he's not a businessman. And I
honestly think you have to be a

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business leader to be a mayor or
a governor. I think to be

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president, you have to have
served in the military and/or be

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a grandfather personally. That's
me. You know, I

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actually have an opportunity to
interview him on my podcast.

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Really?

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Yeah. You think I should?

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What happened?

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I'm just. Oh no, he's he might
be coming on. I mean, we're

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still kind of working it out.

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Oh, that would happen. Give him
a kiss

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for me. I'll

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let him know. But you're right.
He's not a businessman,

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especially with all the. You
know, it's like 350 percent

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increases in property taxes on
these businesses. It's like

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either you're that dumb, yeah,
or it's you're you're just

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trying to drive these businesses
out. I mean that's the only

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other reason I can think that.

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Johnny B is probably aware of
this, but when I was a city

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councilman, I built the first
music stage in the airport to

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immerse people in music when
they got here, and that was 2003

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when I had my stroke, and they
waited for me to get out of the

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hospital. And big and rich and
Mayor Purcell, we christened it

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in the bag claim, and now we
have over 30 stages. People are

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coming to Nashville to spend
money because of music and

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because of Lower Broadway, to be
honest with you, and putting

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these people out of business.
Case in point, Layla's. I don't

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know if you know Layla's Honky
Tonk. It's the only woman-owned

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honky tonk next to Jack's
Barbecue,

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yeah,

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it's one story. They have a
little balcony, you know, up

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there, but they have no roof
bar, no nothing. Her taxes went

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from 30,000 to $117,000

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Good in one year.

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Good, yeah, and

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and again, she's a single woman
owned business. She can't afford

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it. They're driving her out. The
problem is they're basing this

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on on real estate comps on
prices. Jack Coffin sold Jack's

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Barbecue, the the budding bling,
for $15 million So everybody in

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the neighborhood's taxes went
up. Anytime something sells

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there for millions and millions,
everybody else takes the hit.

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Oh yeah. Well, it's happening in
our neighborhoods. I think

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the, but I think the answer is
is to do some sort of a special

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zoning, an entertainment,
historic quasi entertainment

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historical zoning. For example,
that's going to hurt Zany's in

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the eighth room in that whole
area on Eighth Avenue South as

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well. Zanies, we've been there
for over 40 years. I'm I'm their

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general counsel since I got out
of law school and started there

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as a comic, believe it or not,
but I mean their taxes through

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the roof. The eighth room, we
lost we lost Douglas Corner

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because of COVID and the taxes.
They couldn't afford to stay

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open, so we're driving away the
things that are bringing people

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to Nashville to spend money.

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Yeah, and you're giving the 12th
Avenue businesses are also

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taking it in the teeth.

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Oh yeah, oh yeah, and gosh, and
I, you know, so speaking of

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Eighth Avenue, Mayor, was it was
it Megan that wanted to put bike

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lanes on Eighth Avenue? Yes,
take out a lane of traffic, and

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and so they hired me to stop
that, and it was grown. Guitars

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and stuff, and think about this:
bike lanes, bike lanes. First of

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all, you're going to
inconvenience 10s of 1000s of

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cars for 10s of bicycles.
Literally, 10s of bicycles. 200

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days a year in Nashville, the
temperature is over 83 degrees

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or under 35 degrees, which means
those are days you're not going

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to be on a bicycle, but let me
riddle me this. Let's say you

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have a bank, and one of your
tellers wants to ride a bike to

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work and be nice and green and
everything. Okay, they come in

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and they're going to be with
people. So on an 85 degree day,

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when they come in, do you now
have to provide a shower for

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those employees? And while
they're showering, is that on

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your time or their time?

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Good point. Yeah, no

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bikes. Period. Yeah. Get on a
bus, Nantucket. What we do now

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is our busses are free. They're
just free, and we we get grants

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from the state, and it's called
the Wave, and they go

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everywhere, and you can call one
if you can't get to one, or

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you're handicapped, and that's
free. And it's make all the

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busses free. Yeah, it's it's
it's the feds will pay for it.

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Well, see that see that's why we
need you. We need dread more

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than more than ever, man.

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Well, I I appreciate that, and I
did my time. And again, I I

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really think one of our big
problems is no term limits in

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Congress or government period. I
call it community tithing when I

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did my two terms. I did my
ideas. I you know I made all cab

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drivers speak English. I still
can't get a cab by the way,

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Nashville, as you guys know. But
I wrote a law saying all cab

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drivers must speak English. It
was basically the taxi passenger

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bill of rights. Yeah, and the
reason I did that was when I had

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a stroke, I couldn't drive for
six months, so I was forced to

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take taxis. I didn't realize 70%
of the cab drivers were Somali,

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and the reason is they got here
as refugees. They didn't need

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citizenship. They all speak
perfect English, but they're

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rude and they don't like
Americans, and they pretended

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they didn't speak English to
take people on longer routes. So

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I passed that law, and then also
that the passenger controls the

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music or no music, heat and air,
and also the route. And it's

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posted was posted in everyone.
So when they see my number when

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I call yellow cab, they won't
even answer.

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Wow! I wonder why. Yeah. You
talked about God

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for Uber.

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Well, you talked about your
stroke, and I would love for

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because you know I I remember
when that happened. Can you kind

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of tell folks what like what
happened that day and how it all

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transpired?

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You got it. So on it happened on
May 30th, 2003. May 29th, I had

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a headache, and I'm not the kind
of guy that gets headaches. I

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just never really did. But I had
it was in the back of my neck,

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and it felt like it was like
going up my neck. So I went to

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CVS, bought aspirin, went home,
went to bed. Didn't really hurt

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that much. The next day, I go to
Green Hills Post Office, pick up

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my mail. It's and I feel kind of
hot, so I get my Jeep Cherokee,

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crank up the AC, and I'm sitting
there on Hillsboro Road.

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Basically, next thing you know,
I'm out cold, and I drove four

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miles Franklin Road, drove no
recollection, four miles off a

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cliff through a slave-built wall
into a tree, tearing down the

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walls of slavery, but and was
found non-responsive. I coded.

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They brought me back. I coded
again in the ambulance, and woke

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up 12 hours later with Reverend
Enoch Fuzz laying hands on me.

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Actually, when I popped out of
my coma, wow! And he said my

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first words were, "Please tell
me I didn't hurt anybody,

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because I knew it. I'd been
driving.

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Yeah.

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But I won't say the name of the
news channels. Channel Four. Oh,

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drinking or alcohol involved?
Nancy Amos? No, Nancy Amos. This

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happened at noon on a Friday.
You know I don't start drinking

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till two.

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So anyway,

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but I mean they did. There's a
full blood and alcohol. My

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firefighter buddy's like, we
have to do this. And by the way,

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there's nothing in your system,
but we just want to verify it

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for all of them. I mean, the
attack piece is on me. I was

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running for office at the time.
Bread crash hoax, bread

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publicity stunt to get elected.
Oh, I mean, the vicious fancy

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came out. Meanwhile, you guys
have a prayer circle on 997 WTN.

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We do seriously. You guys had
prayer groups going out and it

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worked.

440
00:24:21,649 --> 00:24:25,129
Well, in fact, we we were on
WLAC at that time. Actually,

441
00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:29,209
that's right. Yeah, Phil Phil
and I had got because I'd gotten

442
00:24:29,419 --> 00:24:34,129
the word from I think yeah it
was it was my wife at the time.

443
00:24:34,189 --> 00:24:38,299
She was a nurse at Vanderbilt,
and we got she called me and let

444
00:24:38,329 --> 00:24:43,029
me know, and so Phil and I went
on the air and asked for a

445
00:24:43,179 --> 00:24:46,779
citywide prayer, and that was my
first work,

446
00:24:46,869 --> 00:24:48,309
brother. Oh, it did work

447
00:24:48,339 --> 00:24:51,759
because my when I went home that
night, she goes, "It doesn't

448
00:24:51,819 --> 00:24:56,169
look good, and I'm I'm beside
myself. And the next day, she

449
00:24:56,349 --> 00:24:59,589
went into work and she called me
and she said, "You're not going

450
00:24:59,589 --> 00:25:03,359
to believe." But Adam is sitting
up and he's talking to people. I

451
00:25:03,479 --> 00:25:06,809
said, "Can he take a call? And
she said, "Oh yeah, I called you

452
00:25:06,959 --> 00:25:09,869
up, and man, you're telling me
jokes. And I said, "I can't

453
00:25:09,929 --> 00:25:11,759
believe this, man. Only Adam.

454
00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,900
You know, my my line about that,
since I had another one last,

455
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,410
you know, last July, a brain
bleed, but I'll tell you about

456
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,220
that. Was you know God still has
more work for me to do, and the

457
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,760
devil still scared of me, and
because it breaks my seriously,

458
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,550
it breaks my heart. All these
really good people die all the

459
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:31,370
time. It's like wait, I'm still
here, and it's like I'm here for

460
00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:34,160
tribulation, aren't I? I'm going
to be here for the tribulation.

461
00:25:35,270 --> 00:25:38,150
So I think that's that's
probably the plan. Yeah. But so

462
00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,590
you know they said I had the
lupus coagulant gene, which

463
00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:45,100
meant my blood. If you have
lupus, it causes your blood to

464
00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:48,310
thicken. I don't have lupus, but
they said I had the marker for

465
00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:53,710
the gene, so I went on coumadin
for 22 years of coumadin, rat

466
00:25:53,830 --> 00:25:56,770
poison. Every month, I'd go into
Vanderbilt Hospital, get a blood

467
00:25:56,830 --> 00:26:01,710
draw, see what my level was, my
INR, and so I couldn't have

468
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:05,100
lettuce or broccoli or spinach.
All I could have was pizza and

469
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:12,060
beer. You know, no. But but fast
forward, I felt going to court

470
00:26:12,150 --> 00:26:15,270
last May. I was walking across
the street, James Robertson

471
00:26:15,330 --> 00:26:18,960
Parkway, and a heel fell off my
loafer, and I did a banana peel

472
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,530
split. I didn't know my heel
was. I got up and I did it

473
00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:25,220
again. I ripped my my hamstrings
really badly, so went to

474
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:29,090
Vanderbilt Hospital and was
there for five days. It hurt so

475
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:33,620
bad I had no idea I'd hit my
head. So fast forward July 22nd,

476
00:26:34,190 --> 00:26:38,270
I had a little teeny crack there
that I didn't know about. We

477
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:41,440
never checked for because I said
I didn't hit my head, and I've

478
00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:44,230
got a brain bleed, and they
found me non-responsive and

479
00:26:44,290 --> 00:26:48,370
life-flighted me to Brigham and
Women's in Boston. When I got

480
00:26:48,490 --> 00:26:51,790
there, they said, "Why are you
taking cuminin? You don't have

481
00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:56,440
the lupus coagulant gene. I'm
like, "Wait, wait, what? I've

482
00:26:56,500 --> 00:27:00,900
been taking this for 22 years.
I've gone to the hospital every

483
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:05,280
month for 22 years to get
checked, and they're like, "Oh,

484
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,230
you got to sue, blah blah blah.
And I said, "You know what?

485
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,500
First of all, doctors are humans
and they make mistakes. I'm

486
00:27:10,530 --> 00:27:14,460
alive. That's all I care about.
But I did further research, and

487
00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:17,820
genetic markers can change. So I
believe at the time I did have

488
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:21,710
that marker. I tested positive
for it, and now it's it's gone,

489
00:27:22,220 --> 00:27:25,430
and I could say that personally
because if I go get a blood draw

490
00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:29,420
right now, I will test positive
for Lyme's disease. I don't have

491
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,840
it right now active, but I've
had it in the past, and it's

492
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:38,030
always going to be in my system,
in some level, and then but it

493
00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:41,560
could go away eventually. It's
very strange because I went in

494
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,900
for something else years ago,
and they said you got Lyme

495
00:27:44,020 --> 00:27:48,610
disease as well as what you know
dehydration, sunstroke, and and

496
00:27:48,610 --> 00:27:51,400
that wild how those things can
markers can change and go on

497
00:27:51,790 --> 00:27:51,910
you. Yeah.

498
00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:55,270
Well, your aller your allergies
change every seven years. Oh

499
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,990
yeah. Allergies change, and I
used to be immune to bee stings.

500
00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:03,150
Not anymore. Not anymore. I used
to pick them up, and I was stung

501
00:28:03,270 --> 00:28:06,990
all the time and build up an
immunity. Now my arm swells up

502
00:28:07,050 --> 00:28:07,800
like a deer tick.

503
00:28:08,699 --> 00:28:13,319
So yeah, well that happened to
me too. Yellow jacket stung me a

504
00:28:13,439 --> 00:28:16,769
couple years ago, man. And I
used to I would get stung by

505
00:28:16,889 --> 00:28:21,859
them and nothing. Boy, my hand
got as big as a catcher's mitt.

506
00:28:22,639 --> 00:28:23,449
I mean, same thing,

507
00:28:23,510 --> 00:28:26,900
man. Those are, man. If one
animal, if you can just kill,

508
00:28:27,350 --> 00:28:30,080
rid the world of one animal,
that would be it. Not sharks,

509
00:28:30,530 --> 00:28:35,450
yellow jackets, yellow jackets
and mice. Oh yeah. Hey, by the

510
00:28:35,510 --> 00:28:38,150
way, couple a couple things on
the deer tick thing. We now have

511
00:28:38,210 --> 00:28:41,800
this new longhorn tick, a lone
star tick. I'm not sure if

512
00:28:41,830 --> 00:28:44,110
you've heard about it. I have
one that makes you allergic to

513
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,410
meat. Yeah, there's a new one
out there, guys. Watch out for

514
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,930
it. It's a fast little tick.
It's not in Tennessee yet, but

515
00:28:49,930 --> 00:28:52,780
it's on the way. Google that
when you get a few minutes.

516
00:28:53,590 --> 00:28:57,460
They're brutal out here.
Speaking of, so it is shark

517
00:28:57,580 --> 00:29:02,370
season, and my beach up here. I
have two summers ago. I had 16

518
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:06,180
white sharks that lived off that
beach that we we would ping, you

519
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:06,840
know, with a tracker.

520
00:29:07,169 --> 00:29:07,229
Yeah.

521
00:29:07,769 --> 00:29:10,709
And you know what? Peter
Benchley said once. I thought

522
00:29:10,769 --> 00:29:13,829
that he wished he never wrote
Jaws because more sharks were

523
00:29:13,949 --> 00:29:18,539
killed because of that book,
Jaws. And a great white has it's

524
00:29:18,719 --> 00:29:22,009
almost has never eaten a human
unless they found a dead

525
00:29:22,099 --> 00:29:25,969
decomposing human. Great white
sharks eat seals. That's all

526
00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:29,299
they want. Big blubbery seals.
The only time a human gets hit,

527
00:29:30,049 --> 00:29:33,499
great whites hunt up. So they're
looking up. If they see a guy in

528
00:29:33,529 --> 00:29:38,089
a wetsuit on a boogie board with
flippers, and they see a seal,

529
00:29:38,629 --> 00:29:41,229
and they go and they hit it and
they bite you, and then they let

530
00:29:41,289 --> 00:29:43,839
you go because you're not a
seal. Now you're still gonna die

531
00:29:44,289 --> 00:29:48,189
because that bite, but they're
not gonna eat you. Yeah, has

532
00:29:48,399 --> 00:29:49,239
nothing to do. Is that only

533
00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:51,880
the great white species?

534
00:29:53,409 --> 00:29:56,139
That the great what the great
the only shark to really be

535
00:29:56,349 --> 00:30:00,179
scared of. Well, two really, and
and I I work with O search. C E

536
00:30:00,449 --> 00:30:03,659
A R C H. If you want to look
them up, we tag great whites and

537
00:30:03,749 --> 00:30:08,339
stuff, and they're amazing
people. The the bull shark is is

538
00:30:08,489 --> 00:30:11,399
the one to really be scared of
because it's territorial. So if

539
00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:14,609
you go into its territory, it's
going to hit you. Tiger sharks,

540
00:30:14,849 --> 00:30:16,799
they're just kind of strange.
You just don't know what they're

541
00:30:16,859 --> 00:30:19,259
going to do. They're not going
to stop and keep eating you.

542
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:24,349
None of them are. But
hammerheads are bad too. So I

543
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,889
had a hammerhead two summers
ago. A hammerhead hit a striped

544
00:30:28,009 --> 00:30:31,519
bass right right off of Fat
Lady's Beach. I swear to God,

545
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,549
that's its name, Fat Lady. Fat
Lady's, and people are screaming

546
00:30:34,609 --> 00:30:37,579
and stuff, and it bit it in
half. So I just walked out in

547
00:30:37,579 --> 00:30:39,589
the water and I grabbed the
other half of the striper and

548
00:30:39,619 --> 00:30:41,919
pulled it out because, like, you
don't want blood in the water,

549
00:30:41,979 --> 00:30:45,609
you can attract more sharks.
Hammerheads rarely, rarely

550
00:30:46,089 --> 00:30:50,229
attack anything except
crustaceans. Their their heads

551
00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:53,469
are actually shaped so they can
look for crabs and stuff down on

552
00:30:53,529 --> 00:30:55,239
the bottom, kind of like a nurse
shark,

553
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:55,810
scavengers.

554
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,120
I'm an amateur ichthyologist, if
you can't tell.

555
00:30:59,050 --> 00:31:01,050
Because I mean, the reason why I
ask is that there? There was

556
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:06,030
like an attack maybe a week ago
off Florida. No, I can't

557
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:08,010
remember what kind of shark it
was. But the guy, you know, the

558
00:31:08,010 --> 00:31:10,860
the shark went after him and and
pulled him down. And it would

559
00:31:10,860 --> 00:31:11,040
have been

560
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:13,740
a tug, probably a tug or a bull.
Yeah. Now you do hear about a

561
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:17,190
lot about like New Smyrna Beach
and all people getting bit. And

562
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:20,130
what's happened there is
tourists have fished the waters

563
00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:23,660
out. There is nothing for baby
sharks to eat, so they see an

564
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:26,450
ankle or something. They they
hit anything moving. They don't

565
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,240
care. They're not trying to eat
you. They're just hungry for

566
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,000
Christ's sakes, and and that's
the salt. That's the fault of

567
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,300
the commercial sport fishing
industry down there. They've

568
00:31:35,570 --> 00:31:36,440
fished out the water.

569
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:38,840
Yeah. Well, you know, Adam

570
00:31:38,930 --> 00:31:39,290
coming for me.

571
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:43,420
Adam, you you mentioned you know
Jaws, you know, and of course

572
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,020
the story of that movie, you
know they, you know, closing

573
00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:50,890
down the beach on the Fourth of
July, you know, and they're

574
00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:57,340
yeah, there's Freddie O'Connell
that did that, but you know, but

575
00:31:57,340 --> 00:32:00,900
he taxed the he double taxed the
shark, you know,

576
00:32:01,949 --> 00:32:06,209
as we record this, I mean, it's
july 3. As we record this, and

577
00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:10,229
there is an air, there's a beach
up in the northeast that is

578
00:32:10,289 --> 00:32:14,429
going to be closed for july 4
because of bull sharks. And

579
00:32:14,490 --> 00:32:14,550
yeah,

580
00:32:15,329 --> 00:32:15,479
that's

581
00:32:15,539 --> 00:32:16,319
not us, but yeah,

582
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:16,980
yeah, we we

583
00:32:16,980 --> 00:32:20,510
we yeah we shut down for a finn
sighting. The lifeguards will

584
00:32:20,510 --> 00:32:23,390
blow the whistle, and you've got
a two-hour shutdown just to make

585
00:32:23,510 --> 00:32:27,590
sure you know it's not a bull
shark, or you know. But normally

586
00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:30,170
they're not, and normally when
people think they see sharks are

587
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,470
actually sunfish. They have
these big dorsal fins that come

588
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,080
out of the water. They're big,
giant, fat fish, but it's not

589
00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:38,600
even a shark. I got to say, I
was actually

590
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,950
on Martha's Vineyard during
Fourth of July one year. Oh wow!

591
00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:43,660
That's where they film jaws.
Yes.

592
00:32:44,649 --> 00:32:47,589
Wow. That is where they filmed
jaws. Were there at the Obamas'

593
00:32:47,679 --> 00:32:51,639
house or the Clintons? Neither.
Yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't that

594
00:32:51,730 --> 00:32:54,490
famous at that point. Some
things never change.

595
00:32:56,139 --> 00:32:59,379
So we call Martha's Vineyard the
other island. So you got you got

596
00:32:59,439 --> 00:33:02,279
Massachusetts, Cape Cod, then
you have okay, but is the

597
00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,850
other island? Do you look down
on Martha's Vineyard, or do they

598
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,760
look up to you? Yeah, we do. We

599
00:33:08,969 --> 00:33:11,669
look at it. We look at it like
Nashville looks on Memphica. It

600
00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:20,539
is. It's day trippers. There's
no zoning laws. It's very very

601
00:33:21,049 --> 00:33:26,209
rich Hamptons kind of people. So
and it's only five five miles

602
00:33:26,389 --> 00:33:29,419
off offshore. We're 30 miles out
at sea. It's a commitment to

603
00:33:29,449 --> 00:33:29,809
come out here.

604
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:30,110
The

605
00:33:30,379 --> 00:33:32,689
people that come out and stay on
Nantucket are the Friss, the

606
00:33:33,439 --> 00:33:38,209
Alexanders, Fred Thompson, the
Corkers. It's this is Republican

607
00:33:38,329 --> 00:33:42,459
country, Vineyards Democrats,
James Taylor. That crowd. So it

608
00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:45,639
really is. They're not. It's
almost like Memphis and

609
00:33:45,699 --> 00:33:48,069
Knoxville. The difference
between Martha's Vineyard and

610
00:33:48,099 --> 00:33:50,229
Nantucket. So you guys are more
kid

611
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:51,370
rock, Ted Nugent.

612
00:33:52,629 --> 00:33:55,629
Oh yeah, we're we're more kid
rock. But you know, Kenny

613
00:33:55,779 --> 00:33:59,799
Chesney's been up here a couple
times actually. But yeah, but

614
00:33:59,949 --> 00:34:02,519
the thing is here. It's like
Nashville, like old Nashville,

615
00:34:02,789 --> 00:34:06,629
where where people don't bother
celebrities and paparazzi, and

616
00:34:06,719 --> 00:34:09,149
and they just kind of fit into
the thing. I mean, just into the

617
00:34:09,269 --> 00:34:11,549
whole groove of it. I mean, I
was out, you know, with Ben

618
00:34:11,879 --> 00:34:13,859
Stiller. You know, but I don't
know if you saw that picture. I

619
00:34:13,949 --> 00:34:17,249
did. His parents lived here.
Jerry Stiller lived lived here.

620
00:34:17,549 --> 00:34:20,929
mr. Rogers lived here. Oh, mr.
Rogers is a member of my church

621
00:34:21,049 --> 00:34:24,049
of St. Paul's. It was his summer
church, but what people don't

622
00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:26,599
realize is mr. Rogers was a
Methodist minister.

623
00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:27,800
Yeah, yeah.

624
00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:31,220
And we do the Fred Rogers Award
every year for the best citizen

625
00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:35,090
for the kindest citizen. Haven't
gotten that yet. I got Volunteer

626
00:34:35,150 --> 00:34:39,290
of the Year 2022 by the chamber,
but which ties into something

627
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:42,730
else. If people are around, we
do something I'd love to see in

628
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,280
Nashville. We do something
called the Nantucket Clean Team,

629
00:34:45,370 --> 00:34:49,480
where myself and a group, armed
with grabbers and bags, and we

630
00:34:49,780 --> 00:34:52,780
hit a different beach or roadway
every Saturday from eight to

631
00:34:52,810 --> 00:34:57,370
nine and just clean it up. And
it's amazing the amount of trash

632
00:34:57,850 --> 00:35:00,720
that's not really intentionally
tossed. It's stuff. Blows out of

633
00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:03,930
people's trucks and cars, yeah,
and that's something I, you

634
00:35:03,930 --> 00:35:06,750
know, landscaping trucks
especially, just kind of people

635
00:35:06,810 --> 00:35:09,720
be on the alert about that
because you know it's neat

636
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,900
seeing little kids do it because
people honk and say thank you

637
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:16,260
when they're driving by on the
roads and seeing the little kids

638
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:19,590
just light up when that happens
may leave may leave the world a

639
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:20,700
little better for everybody.

640
00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:23,570
Well, see the whole difference
between Nantucket and Nashville

641
00:35:23,630 --> 00:35:27,200
is that up there you're getting
you know paper bags flying out

642
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:30,650
and everything. Here it's
ladders, things like that you

643
00:35:30,740 --> 00:35:33,230
find in the interstate. Yeah,
aliens. Yeah, I'm saying

644
00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:34,040
undocumented.

645
00:35:36,230 --> 00:35:40,280
And well, we do have we do have
a park here where we actually

646
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,840
won't clean the state park, and
it is state property because

647
00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:46,750
there's a group of homeless
junkies that live out there, and

648
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:49,750
there's needles thrown on the
ground. And I won't let any of

649
00:35:49,780 --> 00:35:53,170
my team out there. I'll blame
it. What I did clean up was

650
00:35:53,590 --> 00:35:57,100
these damn vineyard winds. You
know these wind farms, this

651
00:35:57,130 --> 00:36:00,220
whole green wind farm. Oh yeah,
don't restart. I'm sorry, BS.

652
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:04,650
Those things. All right. First
of all, the amount of energy

653
00:36:04,740 --> 00:36:09,900
they take to construct a one of
those big wind blade wind farm

654
00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:14,160
pieces-they only last for 20
years. Yeah. And when they die,

655
00:36:14,730 --> 00:36:17,460
they die. They break off and
fall in the water. And it's not

656
00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:19,920
the responsibility of the
company that owns it to clean it

657
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,740
up. It's ours, and we had one
break, and start, and the and

658
00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:27,440
they didn't let us know either.
I could have had boats out there

659
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,110
with nets. We could have cleaned
it up fast. It was about 15

660
00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:34,190
miles out, and again, I got an
army ready to go on boats to

661
00:36:34,250 --> 00:36:37,460
clean up any mess that happens
up here. They didn't tell us

662
00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,210
until it started washing up on
the beaches, and these are

663
00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:44,260
broken pieces of fiberglass,
naugahyde, whatever. I stepped

664
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:47,650
on one man, cut me bad. It's
sharper than glass. It's

665
00:36:47,740 --> 00:36:50,950
breaking up and getting into
fish and and other crustaceans

666
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,940
and mollusks. We shut down our
beaches. We shut down our

667
00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:58,060
beaches not because of sharks,
but because of a broken wind

668
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:02,580
farm blade. And my buddies have
a surf shop out on the beach and

669
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:06,450
surf lessons. Couldn't do it.
Beaches were all shut down. It

670
00:37:06,570 --> 00:37:09,000
cost us millions of dollars on
this island.

671
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,140
Oh my God! Have you

672
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:13,710
seen that scene from Landman?
Yes, Billy Bob. Yeah, he

673
00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:17,190
educates that lawyer. Yeah, like
a seven-minute you know monolog

674
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,300
about you know how bad wind the
the actual wind. It's

675
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:20,840
ridiculous. It's

676
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,510
it's it's almost like battery
powered cars. Well, they kill

677
00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:24,170
birds.

678
00:37:24,260 --> 00:37:26,600
I mean, the number of birds it
kills.

679
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:31,070
Oh, birds, fish, whales. Those
things vibrate, and they've got

680
00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:33,740
huge engines underneath filled
with oil. By the way, they don't

681
00:37:33,740 --> 00:37:34,490
tell you that word. No,

682
00:37:34,610 --> 00:37:35,630
they don't. That leaks

683
00:37:35,870 --> 00:37:39,560
out. Yeah. Speaking of that, but
in Nashville, the whole thing

684
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:44,170
with data centers ties into
this, you know. And again, I

685
00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:46,330
wouldn't call myself a huge
environmentalist, but I do my

686
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:52,000
part. You know, I'm I'm a gas
car guy. You know, I'm I'm you

687
00:37:52,030 --> 00:37:57,220
know. Anyway, my problem with
data data centers is the amount

688
00:37:57,220 --> 00:38:01,890
of water they take to cool them.
Not only does it the amount it's

689
00:38:01,950 --> 00:38:06,840
like 5 million gallons a day for
a data center. Not only does it

690
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,470
take that much water, it burns
up about half of it. It's

691
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:15,150
literally evaporated, but a good
chunk of it is contaminated, and

692
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:19,560
just rolls under into the water
table underneath. So if you use

693
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:23,240
well water or you have an
aquifer. That water is coming

694
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:26,660
back up, contaminated. Putting
one of those next to the zoo

695
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,530
might be the dumbest idea I've
ever heard. Well, that's

696
00:38:30,650 --> 00:38:33,830
the thing: is that even Pamela
Fur, our friend, she pointed out

697
00:38:34,370 --> 00:38:41,500
the the rub is the fact that the
the the people who own the data

698
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,110
center are saying, well, hey,
we've got all the permits and

699
00:38:44,230 --> 00:38:47,020
basically flipping everybody
off. And now Freddie's coming in

700
00:38:47,050 --> 00:38:50,110
and saying, well, that's okay.
I'm just going to claim eminent

701
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:53,530
domain. And you know, it's like,
well, okay, now this is a head

702
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,210
scratcher. Yeah, you know what I
mean. Yeah,

703
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,940
who do you back on this

704
00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:01,560
one? Well, actually, here's the
problem. There, definition of

705
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:04,440
eminent domain is the government
seizing of private property for

706
00:39:04,590 --> 00:39:05,340
public use.

707
00:39:05,610 --> 00:39:05,760
Right,

708
00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:10,620
unless it's turned into a park
or given to the zoo that all the

709
00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:14,130
public has free access to, you
can't just take something like

710
00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:18,120
that. The permit side too is
kind of interesting in in that

711
00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:21,320
how was that pre permitted
before the owners could apply

712
00:39:21,470 --> 00:39:25,580
for it because it's still owned
by that property has not sold

713
00:39:25,670 --> 00:39:28,880
yet. The original owners still
own it. The data center people

714
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,690
people do not own the property
yet. So in eminent domain

715
00:39:32,810 --> 00:39:36,740
eminent eminent domain, he would
have to pay the people that

716
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:39,980
currently own it. I don't know
what their side deal is with

717
00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:43,690
Blocks BLOXX, the company
building the data centers, but

718
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:47,440
my suggestion would be this:
Freddy, find a big piece of land

719
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:50,560
way the hell away from
everybody, and we've got plenty

720
00:39:50,590 --> 00:39:51,790
of land in Davidson County.

721
00:39:52,030 --> 00:39:52,330
Oh yeah,

722
00:39:53,020 --> 00:39:58,030
and trade swap it. Just do a
straight land swap, and pay them

723
00:39:58,090 --> 00:40:01,560
for that land. But you know. The
the other problem is going to be

724
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:06,180
not just the lawsuit for the
price of the land, but the

725
00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:10,110
detrimental reliance. That's a
little legal term of the blocks

726
00:40:10,230 --> 00:40:13,920
company put all this money into
surveying and whatever else they

727
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,340
did to get ready to build the
data center. They're going to

728
00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:19,830
sue for that money back from
Nashville, and that's going to

729
00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:20,450
be a big penny.

730
00:40:20,930 --> 00:40:21,200
Oh yeah,

731
00:40:21,650 --> 00:40:24,290
because they were given some
permits, so they did rely

732
00:40:24,530 --> 00:40:27,620
detrimentally to them on the
fact that they were going to be

733
00:40:27,650 --> 00:40:30,200
able to build there. So this is
this whole thing was just

734
00:40:30,230 --> 00:40:32,690
screwed up by Nashville, just
beyond belief.

735
00:40:33,770 --> 00:40:34,220
Why is? And I'm

736
00:40:34,250 --> 00:40:35,150
glad I'm not in government.

737
00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:40,510
Well, Nashville has always been
really. I don't know what's

738
00:40:40,660 --> 00:40:43,810
wrong with Nashville government,
but it it just seems like it is

739
00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:46,930
poorly run, right? And has been
for a long time.

740
00:40:48,130 --> 00:40:50,410
I'll tell you what. In in my my
years there, and I was a

741
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:54,970
councilman 2002 through 2007
because of a split term with uh

742
00:40:55,510 --> 00:40:58,360
with uh the Ronnie Stein debacle
and Howard I filled Howard

743
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:02,160
Gentry's seat on the council.
What I have found is the person

744
00:41:02,190 --> 00:41:04,680
who took the best care of Metro
employees out of all the mayors

745
00:41:04,770 --> 00:41:08,010
we've had was Megan Barry. No,
don't do the joke. I know what

746
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,160
you're thinking, but honestly,
the police, the fire department,

747
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,610
the police, any any you know
codes, especially the police,

748
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:18,180
care the the workers prepare the
workers. Yeah. Now the guy

749
00:41:18,330 --> 00:41:20,720
involved in that was a friend is
is a friend of mine, and so is

750
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:24,410
Megan. I talked Megan out of
running against me when I won in

751
00:41:24,470 --> 00:41:26,900
2002 because she would have
beaten me, and I said I'll back

752
00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:30,170
it later on down the line. Yo,
what is what she did is nothing

753
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:33,320
no other mayor has not done.
Every single mayor has had a

754
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:36,080
concert tube bond in the history
of Nashville. She happened to be

755
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:39,530
a female. She happened to miss
spend some funds on this guy

756
00:41:39,740 --> 00:41:41,620
that the other guys didn't get
caught spending on their

757
00:41:41,710 --> 00:41:44,560
mistresses, right? And she paid
her. She did her. You know, she

758
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:45,130
did her time.

759
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:45,460
Yeah.

760
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,880
You know, I don't agree with her
politically, but she is a dear,

761
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,880
dear friend of mine, and I'd do
anything for her except probably

762
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:57,280
vote for. But, but you know, and
honestly, here's another reason

763
00:41:57,310 --> 00:41:59,860
she gets a pass. I actually hope
she's not watching this. But

764
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,570
anybody in this life, if you're
if you lose a kid, if you're a

765
00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:07,140
parent and you lose a kid, you
get a hall pass from me for life

766
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:12,210
because there's nothing that
changes, and I can't can't even

767
00:42:12,210 --> 00:42:17,640
imagine the heartbreak that
woman has every day. So, you

768
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:20,750
know, people want to. I've I've
made jokes about her, but she's

769
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:23,840
a good woman, and you know she
she does what she thinks is

770
00:42:23,990 --> 00:42:26,930
right, and she did take care of
the metro employees, and I'll

771
00:42:26,990 --> 00:42:27,920
always applaud her for that.

772
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,920
Oh, you're not kidding! And I
also, when when she lost her

773
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:34,520
son, I I even sent her, which I
I don't even know if she read it

774
00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:39,890
or not, but I sent her a note of
condolence, and yeah, I felt for

775
00:42:40,010 --> 00:42:44,290
on that one. If you lose a
child, man, it's that's you know

776
00:42:44,470 --> 00:42:45,850
it happens to everybody. Kids

777
00:42:45,910 --> 00:42:47,110
aren't supposed to go. They're

778
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,220
not, but it does happen, and it
happens more than it should. But

779
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:52,570
yeah, that was awful.

780
00:42:54,310 --> 00:42:59,770
Yeah, yeah. So, gosh, but it it
is yeah, it is wild. It's just

781
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:01,620
wild, wild world we're in, guys.

782
00:43:01,830 --> 00:43:02,580
Yes, it is. So

783
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,170
that's why you're wilder.

784
00:43:05,970 --> 00:43:08,190
I wrote some notes down actually
for you guys.

785
00:43:08,399 --> 00:43:10,739
Well, go ahead. What do you
think I want

786
00:43:10,740 --> 00:43:13,980
to tell you guys about? I had
something kind of important. No,

787
00:43:14,100 --> 00:43:17,790
I guess it wasn't that
important, mr. Rogers. Oh,

788
00:43:18,210 --> 00:43:21,620
here's the problems. Here's
Nashville, and again, I hate to

789
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:26,510
sound so old. I'm only 743, but
man, don't you miss Phasins and

790
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:30,410
the Trace, oh yeah, places like
that. Hillsboro Pancake Pantry

791
00:43:30,710 --> 00:43:34,760
is everything's changed hands.
It's it's just Hillsboro Village

792
00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:38,120
is now. I'm having trouble
because it's gotten dangerous at

793
00:43:38,180 --> 00:43:41,320
night. We have a new element
there that are not the people

794
00:43:41,650 --> 00:43:43,990
going to the bars, but people
hanging out in the streets that

795
00:43:44,050 --> 00:43:47,620
can't get into these new bars,
drinking in their cars, smoking,

796
00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:52,480
just being on people's
buildings. Hillsboro Village,

797
00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:53,350
ladies and gentlemen,

798
00:43:53,350 --> 00:43:54,070
unbelievable. Who

799
00:43:54,130 --> 00:43:56,320
would have thought it? Because
that, if Randy Rayburn were

800
00:43:56,410 --> 00:43:58,750
still here, that would not be
going. That would not happen.

801
00:43:59,230 --> 00:44:03,060
And I miss Maud's courtyard.
What stuff like that? yeah.

802
00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:07,380
Hey, you can still get Mods. You
can still get Mods Chicken at

803
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:07,920
Sperry's.

804
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:08,820
Oh, really?

805
00:44:08,939 --> 00:44:11,639
They do Mods Chicken at
Sperry's, Bellmead, and Cool

806
00:44:11,729 --> 00:44:14,909
Springs. Oh, by the way, so
Sperry's, Sperry's was the

807
00:44:15,149 --> 00:44:18,599
original salad bar of Nashville,
and they still have a salad bar.

808
00:44:19,049 --> 00:44:22,549
They were the first ones, 1974,
to have Green Goddess dressing.

809
00:44:22,729 --> 00:44:25,549
You know what that means? They
are now on their second bottle

810
00:44:25,669 --> 00:44:32,029
of Green Goddess. No, it's made
fresh daily. And what brought

811
00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:34,429
Sam's family? They're all
they're all related. What

812
00:44:34,489 --> 00:44:34,999
brought you to

813
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,250
Nashville? Because I know you
you were originally from

814
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:40,730
Pennsylvania. Did you? Was it
Vanderbilt going to Vanderbilt?

815
00:44:40,820 --> 00:44:42,970
Vanderbilt brought me to
Nashville, and I'm I'm a damn

816
00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:43,870
Yankee. I stayed.

817
00:44:44,470 --> 00:44:45,160
Yeah, you did. I

818
00:44:45,250 --> 00:44:46,600
just loved it. Well, I'm glad
you

819
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,890
did, because yeah, I mean, yeah,
that that's the thing I love

820
00:44:50,950 --> 00:44:54,730
about Nashville, and I think
we're losing it, is that we we

821
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:58,180
have we've had so many great,
colorful characters like you,

822
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,000
you know, John. Hooker. I mean,
you name off all kinds of people

823
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:06,810
that that you wouldn't find them
in any other town. This town's

824
00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:07,380
unique. We

825
00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,170
did we did take care of our own
crazies. We definitely did.

826
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,290
Yeah, we did. But now we've got.
I I loved your thing on bad

827
00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:15,240
Californians. Have I got a story
for you?

828
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:15,870
All right.

829
00:45:16,290 --> 00:45:19,710
A woman from California brought
her what she told the hostess

830
00:45:20,190 --> 00:45:23,630
service dog with her into a
restaurant, and a waitress walks

831
00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:26,300
up. She goes, "Oh, he's sweet.
You can pet him. The waitress

832
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,070
reached down, dog bit her in the
face.

833
00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:30,020
Oh my gosh! First,

834
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:34,490
first of all, she's she's
Californian. Second of all, you

835
00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:38,600
can't pet a service dog by law,
by definition of service dog.

836
00:45:39,050 --> 00:45:42,310
Strangers are not too pet. A
service dog is there for sight

837
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:47,110
or hearing or you know PTSD, but
they are not to be pet. Now an

838
00:45:47,170 --> 00:45:51,340
emotional support dog that is
not a service dog. So this

839
00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:55,690
woman, we got her name and
address and stuff, and the the

840
00:45:58,030 --> 00:46:01,350
young waitress went and she had
she had stitches and she went to

841
00:46:01,380 --> 00:46:05,940
the hospital, and she missed
work. So I, I called her, and I,

842
00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:09,150
I, I reached first. I sent her
demand letter, basically, it's a

843
00:46:09,390 --> 00:46:12,780
legal thing, saying, "Here's the
bills. We're not trying to break

844
00:46:12,810 --> 00:46:15,210
you over the coals, but this
girl lost some money. She's

845
00:46:15,270 --> 00:46:19,080
paying student loans, you know,
and this is what it costs. So

846
00:46:20,670 --> 00:46:24,080
they didn't respond, so I called
her, and and she's like, "Well,

847
00:46:24,890 --> 00:46:27,080
our house is being renovated
right now, so I didn't get the

848
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,150
letter. I said, "Well, ma'am,
here's what happened. She goes,

849
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:31,790
"Oh yeah, well, she shouldn't
have pet the dog. And I said,

850
00:46:32,570 --> 00:46:34,190
"Well, ma'am, you should have
brought that dog into a

851
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,370
restaurant. So she goes, "Well,
in California, oh,

852
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:38,390
I could bring my

853
00:46:38,510 --> 00:46:42,520
dog in. She actually said that,
"Well, in California, it was

854
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:46,150
almost like you're not my real
father. No, it was like a step

855
00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:50,500
kid thing. I was like, well,
ma'am, you're not in California,

856
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,550
and can you? And she goes, well,
my lawyer said just sue us. I

857
00:46:54,640 --> 00:47:00,520
go, okay. So I served her. I
went and filed in court, served

858
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:03,990
her certified mail. They didn't
pick it up. I called her. I

859
00:47:04,110 --> 00:47:06,930
said, "Ma'am, well, we're not.
Our house is being renovated in

860
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:10,230
Belmead. We're not staying
there. Okay. Well, where can I

861
00:47:10,350 --> 00:47:13,350
serve you? So she knew she was
being sued. She hung up on me.

862
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,040
So I go, "Okay. Now, if you
can't serve somebody by

863
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,420
publication or personal service
in Tennessee, you can serve

864
00:47:20,510 --> 00:47:23,360
somebody what's called
publication, meaning I can put

865
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:27,650
it in the Tennessee Inn or the
Ledger for three days, and the

866
00:47:27,650 --> 00:47:29,780
the thought is you have served
them if they're not going to be

867
00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,020
served, and they have public
notice that they are being sued.

868
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:33,410
Yeah.

869
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:38,000
So anyway, yeah. So of course
she didn't show up to court, and

870
00:47:38,780 --> 00:47:41,680
then meet and I got my judgment
for a lot more money than I

871
00:47:41,770 --> 00:47:45,040
would have charged her just to
pay the hospital bills, because

872
00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:49,360
of her attitude and and it cost
you know an attorney, doctors

873
00:47:49,810 --> 00:47:55,030
missed work even more, so she
literally that day goes and

874
00:47:55,090 --> 00:47:59,320
files a set aside. So she knew
about it clearly. She no, I

875
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:02,220
wasn't notified. We went to
court, and the judge just

876
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,950
literally did one of these.
Like, ma'am, you knew you were

877
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:07,200
going to be you're being sued,
right? Oh yeah, I knew, but they

878
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:10,620
didn't serve me properly. Goes,
well, you know, you should have

879
00:48:10,650 --> 00:48:13,980
appealed it, and oh look, you
missed the 10 days. She follows

880
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,380
me. She follows me out of the
courtroom, going, we're on

881
00:48:16,530 --> 00:48:20,510
social security. Can we set up a
payment plan? You just sold your

882
00:48:20,630 --> 00:48:25,280
billion-dollar house in San
Diego to move to a ranch in

883
00:48:25,340 --> 00:48:28,490
Belmead for probably a 10th of
the cost of your house, and you

884
00:48:28,610 --> 00:48:32,210
now want a payment plan. You
want a favor for me because you

885
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,730
brought your dog in and bit this
poor girl, and then you wouldn't

886
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,850
come to court. That's California
in Nashville right now.

887
00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:38,900
Boy, you're not kidding.

888
00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:42,280
They should not be allowed to. I
really I hate it violates the

889
00:48:42,310 --> 00:48:46,030
Constitution, but I really think
you should not be allowed to

890
00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:48,310
vote in a new city until you've
lived there for five years.

891
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,060
I agree. If

892
00:48:49,119 --> 00:48:49,419
you move,

893
00:48:49,810 --> 00:48:50,140
I agree.

894
00:48:50,590 --> 00:48:50,650
Yeah,

895
00:48:50,950 --> 00:48:51,730
I would agree with that.

896
00:48:51,789 --> 00:48:51,939
But

897
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,840
I also have to thank you too
because you you came to my

898
00:48:55,990 --> 00:49:00,690
rescue when I I won't I won't
say what where I was working,

899
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:08,400
but I have a horrible allergy to
animal dander, and this place of

900
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:12,930
employment was letting people
bring their pets in, especially

901
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,860
on bring weasels,

902
00:49:15,390 --> 00:49:17,550
raccoons, weasel, all kinds of
crap. Everything

903
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:21,680
was like bring your dog to work
day, and it put me basically put

904
00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:23,600
me in the hospital. You were,

905
00:49:23,990 --> 00:49:25,340
yeah, man. You got really sick.
I

906
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:28,310
got really sick, and they
wouldn't take it seriously, so I

907
00:49:28,370 --> 00:49:31,970
had to get you involved. And I
appreciate that because you you

908
00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,980
really helped me out because I
thought

909
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:34,910
the Hebrew hammer.

910
00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:42,550
And I love animals, but I think
people are getting a little

911
00:49:42,700 --> 00:49:47,980
crazy with, you know, like like
the emotionally support animal.

912
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:49,180
I mean, come on. Yeah,

913
00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:53,830
no, no, and you know, and those
certificates you can buy online,

914
00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:55,720
or they don't work, and they
don't have to honor them

915
00:49:55,780 --> 00:49:58,120
anymore. So be forewarned if
you're going to the airport.

916
00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:01,020
Just be prepared to pay for it.
They'll let you bring a dog or

917
00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:05,430
cat on, but not a python or
chicken, and you know it's it's

918
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,330
just ridiculous. Oh,

919
00:50:06,510 --> 00:50:07,020
it is.

920
00:50:07,020 --> 00:50:09,900
And honestly, a lot of people do
have, and it's really funny when

921
00:50:09,930 --> 00:50:13,380
people say they're allergic to
cats. I always say, get a cat

922
00:50:13,710 --> 00:50:16,740
because you actually will build
up an immunity to the cat.

923
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:17,100
Yeah.

924
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,690
Now dander's different. All
animals dander. That's from

925
00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:23,270
somebody who's just not cleaned,
and the dander's coming off. It

926
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:27,170
could be from a human too, man.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah,

927
00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:29,540
that's me. I'm allergic to the
dander.

928
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:36,380
That's it, dander. Hell, I
married her. Tanya Tucker, no,

929
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:42,490
but you can tis her anyway. So
speaking of that, you know, I

930
00:50:42,550 --> 00:50:45,340
was the lawyer on that poison
pet food case from China. That's

931
00:50:45,430 --> 00:50:46,990
kind of carbon bread.

932
00:50:47,260 --> 00:50:51,790
Well, in fact, Phil Valentine's
six. Yeah, Phil Valentine

933
00:50:51,850 --> 00:50:57,070
claimed that that China cat food
killed his cat. It it

934
00:50:57,820 --> 00:51:01,500
did. Yeah. What they did was
they put plastic to save money.

935
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:06,450
Menu foods in China use plastic
instead of food, and it would

936
00:51:06,540 --> 00:51:10,440
not. It wouldn't. It killed
smaller animals, and bigger,

937
00:51:10,470 --> 00:51:14,130
bigger animals could digest it.
And and that is now why I have

938
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,760
two cats because I met more
people. Honestly, a lot of them

939
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,290
widows or widowers, and that
cat, they have a six cents. They

940
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,890
were almost like they were, you
know, spouse at that point, and

941
00:51:24,890 --> 00:51:28,130
that was a human to them. And
when that greedy company saving

942
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:32,120
four cents a pound on food
killed all these, I was I went

943
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,970
for blood. We had over 100
plaintiffs. Blair and I didn't

944
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,820
keep a penny of that, by the
way. We it actually cost us

945
00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:40,310
money to sue those folks. We're
like, no, all the money is going

946
00:51:40,310 --> 00:51:43,090
to these people, we can make
money other ways. And by the

947
00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:45,760
way, Blair Durham. Hey, Bart
Durham, by the way, who we lost

948
00:51:45,790 --> 00:51:48,280
last year. Oh yeah. People don't
realize this about Bart, and

949
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,640
they kid about his commercials.
Bart Durham won the Supreme

950
00:51:51,730 --> 00:51:54,370
Court case that first allowed
lawyers to advertise on

951
00:51:54,460 --> 00:51:58,180
television. Bart Durham is the
reason lawyers advertise on

952
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:02,010
television. And you know what?
Great damn lawyer, I'm not

953
00:52:02,100 --> 00:52:05,640
kidding. Yeah, you know, you if
you went if you still if you go

954
00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:08,130
to his son Blair, you're gonna
get more money than you'd get

955
00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:11,250
probably with any other lawyer
or by yourself. So there's a

956
00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:15,300
method to the madness there. But
again, people talk about them

957
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,490
because of something kind of
goofy. The commercials were kind

958
00:52:17,490 --> 00:52:21,800
of funny. Oh yeah, and and but
good lawyers, and we miss you,

959
00:52:21,860 --> 00:52:23,390
Bart. That's another great one
we lost.

960
00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:24,290
Oh, you're not kidding.

961
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:24,890
Just

962
00:52:25,190 --> 00:52:29,090
in fact, my dad, when my dad
first moved to town, and you

963
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:32,450
know his radio station. I think
Bart Durham was one of the first

964
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,080
clients that he had as far as a
sponsor. Yeah.

965
00:52:37,370 --> 00:52:41,860
Oh yeah, man. It's he's they're
good at what they do, and you

966
00:52:41,890 --> 00:52:43,960
know there's now. Let me tell
you this though: when you see

967
00:52:44,470 --> 00:52:47,830
all these advertisers for law
firms saying we don't get paid

968
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:51,340
unless you get paid, that's
true. But they're not going to

969
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,660
take your case unless both sides
have insurance. Number one, and

970
00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:59,800
they feel they have a 90% chance
of winning. So, yeah, you're

971
00:52:59,830 --> 00:53:02,100
going to get paid because they
are going to get paid. But if

972
00:53:02,130 --> 00:53:04,140
they don't think they're going
to, you're going to get paid.

973
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,210
They're not taking your case,
and they don't have to.

974
00:53:06,570 --> 00:53:06,630
Yeah,

975
00:53:07,860 --> 00:53:10,410
you know the same thing with Med
Mau. I get I've never taken a

976
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,140
Med Mau case, but people will
call all the time, and I'll

977
00:53:13,140 --> 00:53:15,780
listen to them. But when you
break it down, it's not about

978
00:53:15,810 --> 00:53:19,200
the medicine. It's it's it's you
know, when you break it down,

979
00:53:19,290 --> 00:53:21,680
they'll go. He was rude to my
grandmother. That's why they

980
00:53:21,770 --> 00:53:23,720
want to sue in a bedside manner.

981
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:24,140
Yeah,

982
00:53:24,530 --> 00:53:27,110
that's like with my with my law
practice. I return every call

983
00:53:27,140 --> 00:53:30,650
within four to eight hours max.
People that you know, doctors

984
00:53:30,710 --> 00:53:34,430
that don't respond, lawyers
don't return calls in 24 hours.

985
00:53:34,910 --> 00:53:36,860
They're they're the ones getting
sued for malpractice.

986
00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:37,190
Yeah,

987
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,460
nothing to do with the medicine.
Medicine is not an exact

988
00:53:40,490 --> 00:53:40,820
science.

989
00:53:41,420 --> 00:53:43,750
No. There's

990
00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:44,830
my other tip for teams today.

991
00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:49,900
Adam Dred's tips. Hey, I stole

992
00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:53,650
tip for teams from. I stole that
from Web Wilder. You know, my

993
00:53:53,830 --> 00:53:56,830
favorite Web Wilder and the
Beatniks. Oh, I remember that

994
00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:57,370
Wilder

995
00:53:58,630 --> 00:54:01,620
bucket list. Track 17. Web
Wilder came from Nashville,

996
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:05,490
1985. His Adam Dred intro on
iTunes. It's just me at the exit

997
00:54:05,730 --> 00:54:08,100
in introduce him. They put me on
their record, and I was like,

998
00:54:08,460 --> 00:54:11,070
now I can die. But always liked
his line.

999
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:15,360
Always liked his line on stage
too. When he would he would say,

1000
00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:18,210
"Here's a song we wrote. He
said, "But the good lyric fairy

1001
00:54:18,330 --> 00:54:22,980
didn't visit me and Bobby on
this one.

1002
00:54:22,980 --> 00:54:27,620
Bobby, heck yeah! I I always
thought if God was really a rock

1003
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,470
and roll God, the biggest rock
stars in the world, top three,

1004
00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:35,720
would be wet would be Warren
Zevon, John Hyatt, and Webb

1005
00:54:35,810 --> 00:54:36,110
Wilder.

1006
00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:38,239
Oh yeah, definitely.

1007
00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:41,110
I was called I called Warren
Zevon the dark Jimmy Buffett.

1008
00:54:42,460 --> 00:54:46,060
He was. You're right. That's.
I've never heard that before. I

1009
00:54:46,090 --> 00:54:46,210
mean,

1010
00:54:46,510 --> 00:54:49,570
cheeseburger in paradise is
basically rolling the headless

1011
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:52,180
Thompson gunner. But yeah, the
dark side.

1012
00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:57,220
Hey, did you ever? Did you ever
have any dealings with Steve

1013
00:54:57,430 --> 00:54:57,490
Earle?

1014
00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:04,620
I did. He's. Not a fan. Oh, is
he not a fan of Adam Brad? So my

1015
00:55:04,710 --> 00:55:07,830
buddy John Dotson managed them
years ago. Oh, he went to L.A.

1016
00:55:07,950 --> 00:55:12,000
to do some stuff, and Steve
disappeared on a little binge

1017
00:55:12,150 --> 00:55:13,890
for a few days. Oh, that's what
he was doing, honey.

1018
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:17,130
Don't for the Beverly
Hillbillies soundtrack with Joe

1019
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:17,400
Walsh.

1020
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,860
I don't, I don't, I don't know
what he was doing, but I know

1021
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:24,920
he's doing a lot of smack, and
he would. So anyway, I was on

1022
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:27,440
the radio then, and John was
bummed. I mean, he's a friend of

1023
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,480
mine. He's working hard. He
can't find his act. He's

1024
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:30,080
managing.

1025
00:55:30,380 --> 00:55:30,440
Yeah.

1026
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:34,820
And so I said something on the
air about. I said, I said, oh, I

1027
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,550
does going, hey, pretty baby,
ready for me? It's a smooth

1028
00:55:37,580 --> 00:55:42,640
talking junkie back from cell
block B. They go, hey, Steve. I

1029
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,430
go, Steve Earle's back shooting
up the charts. Oh

1030
00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:47,950
man!

1031
00:55:48,430 --> 00:55:51,250
But then he was this big
anti-death penalty guy, and I

1032
00:55:51,340 --> 00:55:54,850
forget I was at some event, and
he's you know, you know, and I'm

1033
00:55:54,940 --> 00:55:58,330
pro-death penalty. I mean, I'm
pro death penalty pretty much

1034
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:05,100
for everyone. But so he. He was
not. Oh, that reminds me. This

1035
00:56:05,250 --> 00:56:08,340
is a great true story, guys.
Running for office, when you run

1036
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:11,460
for council at large, there's
five spots, and there's there

1037
00:56:11,460 --> 00:56:14,910
were 20 of us running, and we go
to all these forums, all of us,

1038
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:16,560
and the audience could ask any
question.

1039
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:16,860
Yeah,

1040
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:20,780
and sure enough, somebody stands
up and says, "What is your

1041
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:24,170
stance on abortion? And all
these guys-it's me, Tandy Rice,

1042
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:28,550
Howard Gentry, David Briley-all
looking around like like this

1043
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:31,850
and that. And I go, I got this
one. And I stood up and I go,

1044
00:56:32,390 --> 00:56:35,480
ma'am, first of all, that's not
a city council issue. But since

1045
00:56:35,570 --> 00:56:38,720
you asked, I believe every
parent has the right to abort

1046
00:56:38,810 --> 00:56:43,270
any child till that child's 16
years old, because you because

1047
00:56:43,390 --> 00:56:45,610
you really don't know if you got
a dud till they're a teenager.

1048
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,060
Here you go, son. Drink this
warm milk, Daddy. It smells like

1049
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:59,080
almonds. Oh, another great
council story. So I was on the

1050
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:03,210
city council, and they put up
that musica statue of naked men

1051
00:57:03,270 --> 00:57:07,410
and women. Yeah, which first of
all, it's it's private money. I

1052
00:57:07,470 --> 00:57:09,690
don't think it's appropriate for
that spot, but I had nothing. I

1053
00:57:09,690 --> 00:57:13,890
had no saying it. 7 a.m.
Saturday morning. I'm maybe a

1054
00:57:13,950 --> 00:57:16,020
little. I might have had a
little bit of the cocktail flu

1055
00:57:16,110 --> 00:57:20,250
that morning. This woman wakes
me up from from Donald's castman

1056
00:57:20,310 --> 00:57:23,840
dread. Castleman Dred, you gotta
take down that statue, them

1057
00:57:24,020 --> 00:57:27,350
naked people. I'm like, ma'am, I
got a conflict of interest. It's

1058
00:57:27,590 --> 00:57:32,690
a conflict of interest. I go,
yeah, I posed for it, and it was

1059
00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:43,810
and it was cold out. Might have
lost the vote. Don't care. Yeah,

1060
00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:46,180
that. So I had some fun on the
council too. I know. I passed

1061
00:57:46,330 --> 00:57:49,840
the law that I got the I got the
holiday tree renamed the

1062
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:50,680
Christmas tree.

1063
00:57:51,130 --> 00:57:51,820
Thank you. Because

1064
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,700
I go, guys, it's a Christmas
tree. It was me and Eric

1065
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:58,150
Crafton. I go, we have a hot. We
have a menorah. You know, why

1066
00:57:58,300 --> 00:58:01,170
can't we have a Christmas tree?
Yeah. Oh, you know that's and

1067
00:58:01,230 --> 00:58:03,720
all of a sudden and I'm born
Jewish and I'm the bad guy here.

1068
00:58:04,230 --> 00:58:04,950
Yeah, guys,

1069
00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:05,670
go figure.

1070
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,870
You know, yeah, yeah. That's
just kind of story of my life.

1071
00:58:11,820 --> 00:58:12,960
You know, stirring the pot.

1072
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:22,560
Yeah, I'm circling the drain and
stirring. We may have. We may.

1073
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,970
may, we already have a spinoff,
guys. Yes, we do. Jeffersons

1074
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:27,080
from all of the family.

1075
00:58:27,290 --> 00:58:31,400
There you go, man. So when when
do you head back to Nashville?

1076
00:58:33,020 --> 00:58:36,230
So I'll be in and out, but I'll
I'll come back for football

1077
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:38,960
season to Vanderbilt. Oh, we
have, you know, I'm in

1078
00:58:39,110 --> 00:58:42,760
Vandyville. If you guys remember
coming through those tailgate

1079
00:58:42,850 --> 00:58:43,090
tents?

1080
00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:43,390
Yeah,

1081
00:58:43,630 --> 00:58:47,080
there's 150 tents starting at
Wedgewood, coming up to the

1082
00:58:47,170 --> 00:58:49,960
stadium. I'm tents number one
and two. You'll see a sign

1083
00:58:50,050 --> 00:58:53,500
saying the Nantucket Nashville
Law Office of Adam Dred. Come by

1084
00:58:53,650 --> 00:58:57,970
any time. Be my guest. Open bar.
Some of your fans could come

1085
00:58:58,060 --> 00:59:01,530
too, because you're gonna have
to clear it with Johnny B. But

1086
00:59:02,010 --> 00:59:03,630
I'd be down for that. They they
would too.

1087
00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:08,340
They they they doubled the rates
to rent the tents because of

1088
00:59:08,490 --> 00:59:08,700
Pavia.

1089
00:59:09,270 --> 00:59:09,450
Yeah. Oh

1090
00:59:10,170 --> 00:59:13,740
man. I got that. Yeah, they got
a lot of woes in them now. Yeah.

1091
00:59:13,890 --> 00:59:13,980
And

1092
00:59:14,130 --> 00:59:16,740
Pavia's mom used Pavia's mom
used to come to ours. That was

1093
00:59:16,830 --> 00:59:19,650
fun. I got the call. I'm in
Nantucket when his brother got

1094
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,240
arrested last year at the Vandy
game, do you remember that? And

1095
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:25,220
they're like, "Can you come? You
know, take care of the kid. He's

1096
00:59:25,250 --> 00:59:27,710
public drunk and stuff. I go,
"Probably not, because he was he

1097
00:59:27,710 --> 00:59:33,710
was at my tailgate tent. A
little bit of a conflict of

1098
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:36,830
interest, I think. But but no,
we weren't. We've been going.

1099
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:40,250
It's me and all my class in
1985. We've all been tailgating

1100
00:59:40,250 --> 00:59:44,140
together since then, and we've
moved up from like 10 150 Now

1101
00:59:44,260 --> 00:59:46,990
we're tent number one and two.
Oh wow! Chronologically, it's

1102
00:59:47,140 --> 00:59:49,840
pretty big honor to be up there.
So come by and say hi, please.

1103
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:50,320
Definitely.

1104
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:54,670
Well, the Vanderbilt football
team now is something to be

1105
00:59:54,850 --> 00:59:55,870
fearful of. Heck yeah!

1106
00:59:56,770 --> 00:59:58,000
Who knew? Yeah. Who knew?

1107
00:59:58,690 --> 01:00:01,710
Well, and what really helped, I.
Think was the Nick Saban video.

1108
01:00:01,950 --> 01:00:05,370
I think that's what. I think
that's what. What. Oh yeah. It

1109
01:00:05,970 --> 01:00:08,730
gave him a little fire right
there. Put a little gasoline on

1110
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,210
the fire. You

1111
01:00:09,300 --> 01:00:12,090
gotta love it. My only problem
with Vanderbilt on that, and I

1112
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,550
don't know who to yell at, but
but Pavia should have had a

1113
01:00:14,670 --> 01:00:17,550
handler at the Heisman. Somebody
should have kept him from doing

1114
01:00:17,610 --> 01:00:18,030
what he did.

1115
01:00:18,210 --> 01:00:18,270
Yeah,

1116
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,200
because that that killed his
career, in my opinion.

1117
01:00:21,380 --> 01:00:24,440
Yeah, I would agree. That's how
we learned the hard work.

1118
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,390
Nobody. Yeah, that's right.
Nobody wants

1119
01:00:26,450 --> 01:00:28,430
a Pac-Man Jones on their roster.
Oh boy,

1120
01:00:28,730 --> 01:00:29,270
don't kill that.

1121
01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:33,890
Pac-Man Jones. I forgot about
Pac-Man. Me too.

1122
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:34,370
Oh

1123
01:00:34,820 --> 01:00:35,030
God.

1124
01:00:35,570 --> 01:00:38,300
But you know, I mean, once he
left the Titans, other teams,

1125
01:00:38,330 --> 01:00:40,370
you know, the everybody kept
signing this guy.

1126
01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:42,160
Who knew?

1127
01:00:42,550 --> 01:00:42,610
Yeah,

1128
01:00:43,630 --> 01:00:52,690
it's it's a DEI hire, and the I
stands for idiocy. Oh man, he

1129
01:00:52,870 --> 01:00:56,440
was there. There was not a there
was not a there was not a strip

1130
01:00:56,530 --> 01:00:57,760
club that didn't know his name.

1131
01:00:59,110 --> 01:01:04,110
Oh my goodness! Do you know that
was the best gig I ever had in

1132
01:01:04,110 --> 01:01:07,020
my life? When I was doing
stand-up, I played. I got. I was

1133
01:01:07,140 --> 01:01:10,620
Father Guido Sarducci's opening
act, Don Novello. Yeah, remember

1134
01:01:10,650 --> 01:01:14,310
him from Saturday Night Live?
Yes, I am. The punch punchline

1135
01:01:14,370 --> 01:01:17,880
in Atlanta, and I was making as
an opener. I was making $150 a

1136
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:22,850
day. Now this is 1988 89 That
was not bad money then, but not

1137
01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:26,270
great money. And these guys came
up to me after the show and

1138
01:01:26,270 --> 01:01:29,090
said, "Hey, would you like to do
a show at our club? They what

1139
01:01:29,180 --> 01:01:32,300
club? They said, "Well, it's
called the Cheetah Three in

1140
01:01:32,390 --> 01:01:36,050
Atlanta, and it's the top strip
club in the South. I go, "What

1141
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,900
kind of show? And they said, "We
want you to host the Battle of

1142
01:01:38,990 --> 01:01:42,220
the Cheetah Girls, which is the
competition for the top stripper

1143
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:48,640
in the South, 20-$5,000 prize,
and I did, and I tuxedo ran it

1144
01:01:48,730 --> 01:01:53,050
like Burt Parks. I mean, a
regular pageant with swimsuit

1145
01:01:53,620 --> 01:02:00,070
talent, everything, and and the
funniest part is so the five

1146
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,220
finalists are up there. By that
point, they're all completely

1147
01:02:02,280 --> 01:02:05,100
naked, and I'm about to announce
the first runner-up. And I say,

1148
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,740
before I announce first
runner-up, let me just say how

1149
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,920
important this this position is.
Because let's say the winner's

1150
01:02:11,010 --> 01:02:14,910
in some sort of scandal, then
you'll be Miss Cheetah. And they

1151
01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:18,390
all looked they all looked at me
like manga lords in a magic

1152
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,340
show. No idea what I should say.

1153
01:02:23,270 --> 01:02:26,660
Hey man, you were real good
friends with Ralphie May. What

1154
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,430
can you tell us about Ralph?
That

1155
01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:32,810
bitch of a wife of his. That
movie is crap. It's a lot of

1156
01:02:33,410 --> 01:02:36,860
lies. Lana Turner's killed him.
His wife killed him literally

1157
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,990
from the stress of that divorce.

1158
01:02:39,140 --> 01:02:39,440
Wow, the

1159
01:02:39,710 --> 01:02:43,600
stuff she did to that guy. I've
I have I've seen the texts. I I

1160
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:48,460
know way too much about it. She
went to TMZ and literally said

1161
01:02:48,610 --> 01:02:53,710
that he he had sex with her in a
very inappropriate way, and

1162
01:02:54,340 --> 01:02:58,270
basically had taken advantage of
her. Okay, not only did that not

1163
01:02:58,330 --> 01:03:02,250
happen, I have the text from her
to him, telling him how much she

1164
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:07,350
likes that position. Position,
yeah. And I mean, and he was six

1165
01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:09,240
states away at the time. She
said that happened.

1166
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:09,780
Wow.

1167
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:14,250
And and she put it on TMZ. The
stress that, of course, he was

1168
01:03:14,340 --> 01:03:17,070
way overweight. But the added
stress to that guy's heart with

1169
01:03:17,100 --> 01:03:20,600
that kind of stuff during a
money divorce thing, he was so

1170
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:24,440
broke. He, somebody had to lend
him money to pay his taxes the

1171
01:03:24,590 --> 01:03:28,850
year he died because she had
spent all his money, and now her

1172
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,230
spitting on his grave with this
BS movie. Don't see it because

1173
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:36,260
it's all lies. Yeah, all lies.
And there will there will be a

1174
01:03:36,290 --> 01:03:38,660
lawsuit. Unfortunately, there's
nothing to get from her, and I

1175
01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:42,070
don't want to hurt her kids.
Frankly, those poor kids having

1176
01:03:42,070 --> 01:03:45,310
that gold digging witch. Really,
she married him because she

1177
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,950
thought he was cute because she
loved him. No, it was about

1178
01:03:48,130 --> 01:03:50,560
money. Yeah, and wanting to be a
comedian. By the way, she's

1179
01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:52,990
banded almost every comedy club
in the country.

1180
01:03:53,260 --> 01:03:53,530
Really,

1181
01:03:54,340 --> 01:03:56,080
for performing. Yeah, Lana
Turner.

1182
01:03:56,740 --> 01:03:57,130
What? That's an

1183
01:03:57,190 --> 01:03:57,790
original name.

1184
01:03:58,030 --> 01:04:00,720
He seemed. He seemed. He seemed
like a good guy to me,

1185
01:04:02,100 --> 01:04:05,940
nicest nicest guy in the world.
He took care of everybody, and

1186
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:10,680
gosh, and and again, I was so I
got a call from a reporter

1187
01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:15,030
during the the shoot, the sniper
shooting in Vegas. Yeah, and I

1188
01:04:15,090 --> 01:04:17,190
was actually about to head out
there to go stay with Ralphie

1189
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,530
for a week the next week, and
he's like, Adam, do you have

1190
01:04:19,530 --> 01:04:21,500
anybody out there we can
interview it for a Nashville

1191
01:04:21,650 --> 01:04:24,530
perspective on the shooting at
the country show. I go, yeah,

1192
01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:26,330
let me call Ralphie, and I
called Ralphie, and I said, Hey,

1193
01:04:26,420 --> 01:04:29,660
Ralphie, he goes, Adam, I just
don't really feel good. I go,

1194
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,150
man, what's what's going on?
Anything I can do? No, man. I

1195
01:04:32,270 --> 01:04:34,430
go, no, man, I'll be out there
tomorrow. Can I? What can we do?

1196
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,640
What can we do to help you? He
goes, No, I just don't feel

1197
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,840
right. And then next day,

1198
01:04:39,830 --> 01:04:42,130
wow, gosh, man, that's sad. And

1199
01:04:42,130 --> 01:04:44,710
that was when she opened fire on
him, and all the papers she

1200
01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:48,610
served him with. She went
through more money, I mean, and

1201
01:04:48,670 --> 01:04:53,050
just embarrassed him publicly,
privately, screaming at him. I

1202
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:55,840
mean, she there's a special
place in hell for that woman.

1203
01:04:56,110 --> 01:04:56,170
Yeah,

1204
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:56,710
honestly,

1205
01:04:57,670 --> 01:05:01,290
we've been hearing a lot of
stories about women like. Yeah,

1206
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:01,980
I was

1207
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:02,940
married to most of them.

1208
01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:14,340
You too, eh? Every boy needs a
hobby. Well, what what got you

1209
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:17,280
into comedy? Doing comedy, how
did how did you break through

1210
01:05:17,430 --> 01:05:17,910
doing that?

1211
01:05:18,450 --> 01:05:20,810
So I was at Vanderbilt, and we
had something called Rights of

1212
01:05:20,930 --> 01:05:25,400
Spring, and I used to I just
started emceeing that, and

1213
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,150
somebody said to enter this
comedy contest. I was doing a 91

1214
01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:31,820
rock as well. I had a one-hour
show called Adam Dred's Happy

1215
01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:36,770
Camper Show, but anyway, so I I
sent in this tape to WLAC

1216
01:05:36,980 --> 01:05:40,340
actually and made the top 10,
and then I got beat by some

1217
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,810
no-name name Henry Cho beat me
on that one. Oh wow! And then,

1218
01:05:44,830 --> 01:05:47,260
but on my first five minutes,
and I kind of got the bug and

1219
01:05:47,260 --> 01:05:50,140
started doing open mic nights.
But I had some fun times on the

1220
01:05:50,260 --> 01:05:54,760
road. My first time on the road
was Creative Entertainment out

1221
01:05:54,790 --> 01:05:57,610
of Charlotte, and I had a
Florida tour, and it was three

1222
01:05:57,790 --> 01:06:01,740
one nighters, and then the
weekend in Tallahassee was that

1223
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:06,780
yeah? And I was I was opening
for this guy from Ohio, and

1224
01:06:06,810 --> 01:06:10,080
we're driving you know our
separate cars, and I'm in a '72

1225
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:14,520
BMW 2002 beater that I bought
for 700 bucks from Jimmy Lester

1226
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:18,090
from Web Wilder's band late one
night, and he's in some big

1227
01:06:18,180 --> 01:06:23,330
Cadillac, and I'm in front, and
and all of a sudden my radiator

1228
01:06:23,420 --> 01:06:26,510
just blew, and he and I and he
comes up behind me and I'm

1229
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,580
reaching to grab the thing and
grabs my hand like I would have

1230
01:06:28,610 --> 01:06:31,070
burned my hand off, and anyway
we're having dinner later that

1231
01:06:31,130 --> 01:06:33,050
night. He goes, you know I'm
gonna be famous someday, man. I

1232
01:06:33,110 --> 01:06:37,370
go, I bet you are, and I go,
yeah now now he is Steve Harvey.

1233
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:41,590
That was Steve Harvey with my
first guy towards it. Yeah, but

1234
01:06:41,620 --> 01:06:44,710
he he saved me from burning my
hand off a radiator. Our first

1235
01:06:44,980 --> 01:06:49,300
experience. I'll tell you the
one of the dirtiest guys I ever

1236
01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:53,290
worked with. They I got booked
at Nick's Comedy Stop in Boston.

1237
01:06:53,350 --> 01:06:56,470
My first time ever being booked
as a headliner, and I was

1238
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,980
co-headlining with this guy
named Dennis Leary. Oh, from

1239
01:07:00,070 --> 01:07:04,500
there. All right, I'm a pretty
new comic, but just comedy's

1240
01:07:04,590 --> 01:07:06,570
political as well. That's why I
got the gig. Yeah,

1241
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:10,890
and I had to follow Dennis Leary
in Boston. Uh-uh. They threw me

1242
01:07:11,010 --> 01:07:15,180
up there as this Southern guy
just to crucify. So we switched

1243
01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:17,970
the orders the next night. But
there's another kid there who's

1244
01:07:18,060 --> 01:07:20,900
kind of open micing and doing
some stuff. And there's a lot of

1245
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:24,200
one-nighter rooms around Boston
and Cape Cod that these agents

1246
01:07:24,260 --> 01:07:26,870
will book out. So they'll book
you for three nights for a long

1247
01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:30,470
weekend, but then they'll book
you in Salem or Norwich or

1248
01:07:31,010 --> 01:07:34,010
little towns around
Massachusetts. So this guy was

1249
01:07:34,100 --> 01:07:36,890
coming, driving with me, and
we're talking. I go, buddy, I

1250
01:07:37,010 --> 01:07:40,570
do. I did kind of like a
Seinfeld TV clean Martin Mall

1251
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,960
kind of show back then. I said,
"Man, just just don't take me.

1252
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:47,170
Just don't be really dirty at
the end. There's no problem, and

1253
01:07:47,200 --> 01:07:51,190
he's doing his show, and he is
dirty. And at the end of it,

1254
01:07:51,460 --> 01:07:54,820
he's talking about being in bed
with a girl, and just just the

1255
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,850
foulest stuff ever came out of
this guy's mouth. He goes, "So

1256
01:07:57,970 --> 01:08:00,720
you ready for your headliner?
Here's Adam Dred, and like

1257
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:05,400
following following following
dirty comedy. Clean comedy is

1258
01:08:05,490 --> 01:08:09,570
tough. That guy's doing okay
now, Joe Rogan. Oh, what? Nobody

1259
01:08:09,630 --> 01:08:14,340
would work with Joe. Joe was my
opener, and we're still friends.

1260
01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:17,490
It was funny, man, but it made
me work. You know, as a clean

1261
01:08:17,610 --> 01:08:21,440
comic, following a dirty comic
is not easy to do. No, it really

1262
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:24,560
makes you learn. No, the
dirtiest guy ever was Bob Saget

1263
01:08:24,590 --> 01:08:26,360
was just oh yeah filthy. Yeah,

1264
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:27,919
he was notorious for filthy.

1265
01:08:28,129 --> 01:08:30,829
Yeah, and that kind of surprised
people. Definitely.

1266
01:08:31,309 --> 01:08:31,429
Yep.

1267
01:08:32,179 --> 01:08:36,289
Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Absolutely.
Yeah. But gosh. So we have

1268
01:08:36,349 --> 01:08:39,529
comedy festivals coming up here
next week. I'm a little bit

1269
01:08:39,559 --> 01:08:42,279
involved with that. I have five
books about Nantucket, and the

1270
01:08:42,279 --> 01:08:44,859
fifth one's coming out this
year. That are kind of you might

1271
01:08:44,889 --> 01:08:48,579
be a redneck gift, but the
Nantucket version. Yeah. So it

1272
01:08:48,579 --> 01:08:51,939
would mean nothing to 99.5% of
your audience, probably in

1273
01:08:51,939 --> 01:08:54,549
Nashville. But okay, we talked

1274
01:08:54,580 --> 01:08:57,910
about Nantucket and the
hierarchy of Martha's Vineyard.

1275
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,800
Where does Block Island fall in
that hierarchy,

1276
01:09:02,309 --> 01:09:04,829
so that that's New York. That's
near the Hampsteins. Yeah,

1277
01:09:06,149 --> 01:09:06,929
Montauk as well.

1278
01:09:07,259 --> 01:09:11,039
Yep. Well, I mean, it's it's a
different world. It's it's

1279
01:09:11,099 --> 01:09:15,149
almost comparing California. I
mean, California, you know, San

1280
01:09:15,179 --> 01:09:18,659
Diego to you know you know San
Francisco. We really there's

1281
01:09:18,809 --> 01:09:21,619
there's no crossover with Block
Island. I mean, so we have

1282
01:09:21,679 --> 01:09:24,319
something called the Island Cup,
which is Nantucket versus

1283
01:09:24,409 --> 01:09:25,999
Martha's Vineyard in football
every year.

1284
01:09:26,389 --> 01:09:26,569
Right,

1285
01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:29,840
and we always win because most
of the kids here, the locals,

1286
01:09:29,930 --> 01:09:33,200
they're descendants of whalers.
They're Portuguese and keep

1287
01:09:33,290 --> 01:09:35,960
they're Cape Verdean and
Portuguese, so these are big

1288
01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:40,100
boys, and you know, and the and
the guys on the vineyard are you

1289
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:44,350
know, they think they're past.
You know, Peter Pan people. Have

1290
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:46,480
you guys? Have you guys ever
been up there? Never, Neverland.

1291
01:09:46,870 --> 01:09:49,510
Martz has been here. No, I am
not. Have you? No,

1292
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:51,940
not not no. Technically, so

1293
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,360
Nantucket, Nantucket is where
Moby Dick took place.

1294
01:09:55,630 --> 01:09:56,050
Yeah, yeah.

1295
01:09:56,379 --> 01:09:59,739
This was the largest. It was. We
say the dictionary definitely.

1296
01:10:00,509 --> 01:10:03,719
Dictionary definition number
one: Nantucket, formerly largest

1297
01:10:03,779 --> 01:10:06,359
whaling port in the world.
Definition number two:

1298
01:10:06,899 --> 01:10:11,789
traditional mating ground for
upper class white children. We

1299
01:10:11,909 --> 01:10:12,959
used to-that's where

1300
01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:15,480
a lot of where we used to do a
lot of fishing was Block Island

1301
01:10:15,570 --> 01:10:18,540
area. Yeah, that whole area. Oh
yeah. So I grew up all around

1302
01:10:18,870 --> 01:10:21,230
tuna. I mean, we caught
whatever. I mean, a lot of

1303
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:24,980
bluefish, tuna. We came out of
Charlestown Breachway and Point

1304
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:26,540
Judith most of the time.

1305
01:10:26,930 --> 01:10:27,170
Nice.

1306
01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:27,800
Yeah.

1307
01:10:28,010 --> 01:10:31,040
I had I was tuna fishing last
year, and this blue shark would

1308
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:34,490
not leave about a 10 footer
would not leave us alone because

1309
01:10:34,490 --> 01:10:36,980
we're using live bait. And as
soon as you threw something in,

1310
01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:39,530
it would just pull it. So we
finally caught the shark.

1311
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:42,790
I would love. I mean, everything
you're talking about brings back

1312
01:10:42,910 --> 01:10:45,340
so much nostalgia. I mean, if
you guys ever get a chance to go

1313
01:10:45,430 --> 01:10:48,460
up there, go probably towards
the end of the summer, going

1314
01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:52,180
into the fall. Beautiful. It is
the weather is like that's

1315
01:10:52,300 --> 01:10:54,670
actually the best time, right?
We call that the shoulder.

1316
01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:57,790
That's the shoulder season.
Yeah, shoulder season. You want

1317
01:10:57,790 --> 01:11:00,330
to come up in the fall? The
water's still warm. The kids are

1318
01:11:00,390 --> 01:11:04,290
back in school. The day trippers
are gone, and if I could just be

1319
01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:06,870
here two months a year, it would
be September and October.

1320
01:11:07,170 --> 01:11:07,770
Yeah, and I

1321
01:11:07,830 --> 01:11:10,890
actually I host. I'm the I chair
Restaurant Week up here the

1322
01:11:10,980 --> 01:11:13,770
second week, the week after
Columbus Day. I'm sorry, the

1323
01:11:13,830 --> 01:11:15,600
week before Columbus Day in
October every year.

1324
01:11:16,950 --> 01:11:17,490
Wow, as part

1325
01:11:17,490 --> 01:11:19,620
of my chamber of commerce
duties. Yeah, the

1326
01:11:19,950 --> 01:11:20,930
many things you do. I

1327
01:11:20,990 --> 01:11:21,740
keep busy up there.

1328
01:11:22,100 --> 01:11:25,730
What you do, don't you? You're a
busy guy. You're you call

1329
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:28,790
yourself a man of leisure, but I
see you more. I mean, you're

1330
01:11:28,850 --> 01:11:29,720
doing so much.

1331
01:11:31,010 --> 01:11:33,560
I spend more time trying to look
like I'm not working than

1332
01:11:33,620 --> 01:11:39,350
anyone. Adam Adam Dread Adam
Dread is a brand. You know, not

1333
01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:42,820
a human, but but I really enjoy
it, and and I honestly think I

1334
01:11:42,910 --> 01:11:45,370
think it's a God thing. If you
know you have the power to give

1335
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:45,640
back,

1336
01:11:45,970 --> 01:11:46,030
yeah,

1337
01:11:46,329 --> 01:11:49,719
you have to. Yeah, don't sit
there. Yeah, and so while I'm

1338
01:11:49,779 --> 01:11:53,169
still healthy this month, I'll
I'll keep doing what I can.

1339
01:11:53,799 --> 01:11:55,749
Well, leave the world a little
better for everybody.

1340
01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:58,900
Well, you do, man. A lot of
people don't realize that, but

1341
01:11:58,990 --> 01:12:03,330
you do a lot of great work, and
I've and I've always looked up

1342
01:12:03,450 --> 01:12:06,120
to you. You know, you're you're
you're you're one of my heroes,

1343
01:12:06,300 --> 01:12:07,830
and I hope you know that. Thank
you,

1344
01:12:07,890 --> 01:12:10,710
brother. Reciprocal. Well, I
appreciate fun. Thanks for

1345
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:11,370
having me, guys.

1346
01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:15,330
Oh, it's been our pleasure, man.
And anytime you want to invite.

1347
01:12:15,390 --> 01:12:19,080
In fact, if you ever want us to
do a live, we we could do a live

1348
01:12:19,440 --> 01:12:22,340
show. Yeah, we could do a live
show at the Vandy 10. Yeah,

1349
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:23,600
we'll do a live stream.

1350
01:12:24,319 --> 01:12:24,379
Yeah,

1351
01:12:24,469 --> 01:12:26,629
we can, or we can do it at my
Vandy tent, or we can do it on

1352
01:12:26,659 --> 01:12:27,379
my boat up here.

1353
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,690
Hell to hell! Let's do a boat.

1354
01:12:29,989 --> 01:12:34,549
Yeah, let's do both. Let's do
both. Yeah, let's get a sponsor

1355
01:12:34,969 --> 01:12:35,089
doing.

1356
01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:39,410
Here's my shameless self
promotion. If anybody does need

1357
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:43,360
any, I don't charge to consult
somebody legally. I'm easy to

1358
01:12:43,450 --> 01:12:47,710
find. If you can remember this,
my number is triple 8d U I Adam.

1359
01:12:48,130 --> 01:12:50,050
If you can spell my number,
you're not drunk,

1360
01:12:56,020 --> 01:12:58,480
dude. Great way to end it.
Pleasure meeting you. Well,

1361
01:12:58,630 --> 01:13:01,980
dude, it's been have fun having
you on. And we're gonna have you

1362
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:04,230
back on when you're in town,
man. Definitely,

1363
01:13:05,009 --> 01:13:07,469
I'm I'm on it. This has been my
pleasure, guys. Thank you. God

1364
01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,500
bless you, brother, and thanks
for joining us on Circling the

1365
01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,600
Drain. Where can people check us
out, brother Jay?

1366
01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:14,850
Well, of course, there's always
the website

1367
01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:19,560
circlingthedrain.net, and if you
also want to keep looking at us,

1368
01:13:19,680 --> 01:13:24,710
you can go to our Facebook page,
as well as our YouTube channel,

1369
01:13:24,770 --> 01:13:28,550
and of course the audios on all
of the podcast platforms: Apple

1370
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:33,560
Podcast and Spotify. Everybody
knows where they can go. Yeah,

1371
01:13:33,860 --> 01:13:37,940
there too. So, and of course,
get that merchandise at

1372
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,780
CirclingTheDrain.net,

1373
01:13:39,890 --> 01:13:42,820
and be sure and join us next
time right here on Circling the

1374
01:13:42,850 --> 01:13:43,690
Drain. Thank you.