1 01:55:12,916 --> 01:55:15,625 (upbeat music) 2 01:55:18,083 --> 01:55:19,000 It's all techy stuff, I 3 01:55:19,000 --> 01:55:19,833 tell you all about it. 4 01:55:20,541 --> 01:55:21,458 Because I'm having a cow. 5 01:55:21,750 --> 01:55:23,916 I'm gonna go eat the cow that I just had. 6 01:55:25,333 --> 01:55:26,416 It's a metaphorical cow. 7 01:55:26,708 --> 01:55:27,291 Oh, yeah. 8 01:55:28,208 --> 01:55:30,291 So you're metaphorically having the cow, 9 01:55:30,291 --> 01:55:31,833 but you're actually going to eat the cow 10 01:55:31,833 --> 01:55:32,916 that you metaphorically had. 11 01:55:33,500 --> 01:55:34,416 Thanks for joining us, guys. 12 01:55:34,833 --> 01:55:35,416 Have a good one. 13 01:55:35,416 --> 01:55:36,875 We told you we'd keep it short this time. 14 01:55:37,583 --> 01:55:38,583 People are like, "Oh, 15 01:55:38,583 --> 01:55:40,125 shoot, put the remote down." 16 01:55:40,833 --> 01:55:41,666 It's been intense. 17 01:55:42,916 --> 01:55:44,416 I'm emotional in dealing with, you know, 18 01:55:45,083 --> 01:55:45,916 "Vela Novella" kind 19 01:55:45,916 --> 01:55:47,291 of stuff all the time. 20 01:55:48,375 --> 01:55:49,333 Man up, it's allergies. 21 01:55:49,541 --> 01:55:49,750 Yeah. 22 01:55:50,458 --> 01:55:51,000 I don't know, I guess 23 01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:52,208 when she looked up my nose, 24 01:55:52,208 --> 01:55:53,083 I looked stuffy. 25 01:55:53,750 --> 01:55:54,666 Just come on and vent. 26 01:55:55,875 --> 01:55:57,041 That's gotta be a separate podcast. 27 01:55:57,291 --> 01:55:58,291 That would just be so... 28 01:55:59,291 --> 01:56:00,416 Oh, cathartic. 29 01:56:00,750 --> 01:56:01,333 It's like, really? 30 01:56:01,333 --> 01:56:02,416 I just didn't need that. 31 01:56:03,416 --> 01:56:03,541 Right. 32 01:56:04,375 --> 01:56:05,916 I'll grab a short pour of 33 01:56:05,916 --> 01:56:07,833 bourbon, some ice in it. 34 01:56:07,833 --> 01:56:09,416 I'll go sit in the backyard for a moment. 35 01:56:09,750 --> 01:56:10,416 Just decom-- 36 01:56:10,958 --> 01:56:12,208 I try to be super positive, 37 01:56:12,375 --> 01:56:12,875 but every now and 38 01:56:12,875 --> 01:56:14,125 again, I just need a moment. 39 01:56:15,125 --> 01:56:16,958 You're probably the most positive person 40 01:56:17,250 --> 01:56:18,958 on a consistent basis that I've ever met. 41 01:56:19,250 --> 01:56:19,791 Really cute. 42 01:56:20,250 --> 01:56:20,750 You're welcome. 43 01:56:21,666 --> 01:56:22,791 I mean, the only other 44 01:56:22,791 --> 01:56:23,666 people I can think of 45 01:56:23,666 --> 01:56:24,875 are Disney characters. 46 01:56:25,583 --> 01:56:26,625 I'm a teenager and I told you, 47 01:56:26,625 --> 01:56:27,916 I got a really bad haircut. 48 01:56:27,916 --> 01:56:29,958 And it was bad, people. 49 01:56:30,375 --> 01:56:32,125 Not that hair in the 90s was good anyway. 50 01:56:33,208 --> 01:56:34,708 End of the world to me. 51 01:56:34,750 --> 01:56:34,916 Yeah. 52 01:56:35,625 --> 01:56:36,416 Just something about 53 01:56:36,416 --> 01:56:37,750 laughter, you know what I mean? 54 01:56:37,791 --> 01:56:39,125 One of two people who call 55 01:56:39,125 --> 01:56:40,166 me that, just for the record. 56 01:56:40,916 --> 01:56:42,125 Different kind of humor, for sure, 57 01:56:42,291 --> 01:56:43,416 but it's not for everybody. 58 01:56:45,958 --> 01:56:47,583 Take a deep breath and 59 01:56:47,583 --> 01:56:50,458 there it is, mystery solved. 60 01:56:50,958 --> 01:56:51,833 Mystery solved, this is why. 61 01:56:52,125 --> 01:56:53,041 And they said, I think it was 62 01:56:53,041 --> 01:56:54,583 the second fastest all time. 63 01:56:55,375 --> 01:56:57,291 Yeah, just a subby, get 64 01:56:57,291 --> 01:56:58,416 some of the gang back together. 65 01:56:58,958 --> 01:56:59,166 Yeah. 66 01:56:59,666 --> 01:57:00,166 And that's where the 67 01:57:00,166 --> 01:57:01,541 positivity stops, folks. 68 01:57:01,875 --> 01:57:02,750 He's going for 100 69 01:57:02,750 --> 01:57:04,958 hours just to make sure. 70 01:57:05,250 --> 01:57:06,958 I mean, I come from an ice cream family. 71 01:57:06,958 --> 01:57:09,083 I mean, it's the classic, 72 01:57:09,500 --> 01:57:10,875 one ruins it for the rest. 73 01:57:10,875 --> 01:57:11,166 Yes. 74 01:57:11,916 --> 01:57:13,458 There was one time I knew it. 75 01:57:13,708 --> 01:57:14,291 How about that? 76 01:57:15,166 --> 01:57:15,875 I love it. 77 01:57:15,916 --> 01:57:16,125 Yeah. 78 01:57:16,833 --> 01:57:18,416 She fell out of the back of the bus. 79 01:57:18,458 --> 01:57:19,625 She fell out of the back of the bus. 80 01:57:20,208 --> 01:57:21,125 Just go with us, people. 81 01:57:22,041 --> 01:57:23,708 What is going on us? 82 01:57:24,416 --> 01:57:25,916 Two fists, boom, boom, boom. 83 01:57:26,875 --> 01:57:28,541 Diving on top of the 84 01:57:28,541 --> 01:57:30,500 goalkeeper and like swinging. 85 01:57:30,750 --> 01:57:31,000 We're like. 86 01:57:31,666 --> 01:57:32,583 Clocks the goalie. 87 01:57:33,166 --> 01:57:34,333 And someone starts throwing 88 01:57:34,333 --> 01:57:36,375 a punch on the parents' side. 89 01:57:36,833 --> 01:57:38,083 We're professionals during the day. 90 01:57:38,083 --> 01:57:39,041 We don't see this happen. 91 01:57:39,125 --> 01:57:41,750 No, I've actually never seen a fight. 92 01:57:42,666 --> 01:57:43,208 Craziness. 93 01:57:44,125 --> 01:57:45,125 Cops got called. 94 01:57:46,333 --> 01:57:46,583 Hiding. 95 01:57:46,916 --> 01:57:47,125 Yep. 96 01:57:47,916 --> 01:57:48,166 Cowardly. 97 01:57:48,916 --> 01:57:49,291 Selfish. 98 01:57:49,958 --> 01:57:50,291 Yep. 99 01:57:50,333 --> 01:57:51,083 And it makes me mad. 100 01:57:51,708 --> 01:57:51,916 Yep. 101 01:57:52,541 --> 01:57:53,791 That, that's a trigger. 102 01:57:54,166 --> 01:57:55,416 Well, that's a trigger for both of us. 103 01:57:55,666 --> 01:57:56,250 You know what? 104 01:57:56,250 --> 01:57:57,583 It feels really, really 105 01:57:57,583 --> 01:57:58,541 freaking good to get it out. 106 01:57:58,791 --> 01:57:59,125 It does. 107 01:57:59,416 --> 01:57:59,958 It peeves me. 108 01:58:00,208 --> 01:58:01,666 It peeves me. 109 01:58:01,666 --> 01:58:01,916 (laughing) 110 01:58:02,083 --> 01:58:02,541 Ah. 111 01:58:03,875 --> 01:58:04,291 Bed session. 112 01:58:04,791 --> 01:58:05,625 Yeah, yeah. 113 01:58:06,041 --> 01:58:08,291 I'm just hangry is what it is for me. 114 01:58:08,791 --> 01:58:08,958 Probably. 115 01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:10,000 Well, let's end this on a positive note. 116 01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:11,166 We are positive people. 117 01:58:11,416 --> 01:58:12,750 We are positive people. 118 01:58:13,500 --> 01:58:14,666 Hevachi and screaming. 119 01:58:15,083 --> 01:58:15,416 I'll put it. 120 01:58:15,416 --> 01:58:16,583 I promise I'm not a predator. 121 01:58:18,083 --> 01:58:19,041 Bum, bum, bum. 122 01:58:20,875 --> 01:58:22,166 She's an equal fool is kind of a gal. 123 01:58:22,541 --> 01:58:22,750 Yeah. 124 01:58:23,208 --> 01:58:24,583 Girl, he's behind the front door. 125 01:58:26,333 --> 01:58:26,541 Yes. 126 01:58:26,958 --> 01:58:27,833 No more soccer drama. 127 01:58:28,750 --> 01:58:30,833 Biden and our $12 eggs. 128 01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:33,041 Don't get me started. 129 01:58:33,708 --> 01:58:34,708 Don't get me started. 130 01:58:35,125 --> 01:58:35,500 Bird food. 131 01:58:36,041 --> 01:58:37,208 I just started bird food. 132 01:58:38,875 --> 01:58:39,875 All right, bye, Petal. 133 01:58:40,791 --> 01:58:41,333 Bye, sickle. 134 01:58:43,083 --> 01:58:43,875 Well, that can't be said. 135 01:58:44,875 --> 01:58:46,291 A lot, but we'll cut it off here. 136 01:58:47,625 --> 01:58:47,833 (laughing)