(upbeat music)
It's all techy stuff, I
tell you all about it.
Because I'm having a cow.
I'm gonna go eat the cow that I just had.
It's a metaphorical cow.
Oh, yeah.
So you're metaphorically having the cow,
but you're actually going to eat the cow
that you metaphorically had.
Thanks for joining us, guys.
Have a good one.
We told you we'd keep it short this time.
People are like, "Oh,
shoot, put the remote down."
It's been intense.
I'm emotional in dealing with, you know,
"Vela Novella" kind
of stuff all the time.
Man up, it's allergies.
Yeah.
I don't know, I guess
when she looked up my nose,
I looked stuffy.
Just come on and vent.
That's gotta be a separate podcast.
That would just be so...
Oh, cathartic.
It's like, really?
I just didn't need that.
Right.
I'll grab a short pour of
bourbon, some ice in it.
I'll go sit in the backyard for a moment.
Just decom--
I try to be super positive,
but every now and
again, I just need a moment.
You're probably the most positive person
on a consistent basis that I've ever met.
Really cute.
You're welcome.
I mean, the only other
people I can think of
are Disney characters.
I'm a teenager and I told you,
I got a really bad haircut.
And it was bad, people.
Not that hair in the 90s was good anyway.
End of the world to me.
Yeah.
Just something about
laughter, you know what I mean?
One of two people who call
me that, just for the record.
Different kind of humor, for sure,
but it's not for everybody.
Take a deep breath and
there it is, mystery solved.
Mystery solved, this is why.
And they said, I think it was
the second fastest all time.
Yeah, just a subby, get
some of the gang back together.
Yeah.
And that's where the
positivity stops, folks.
He's going for 100
hours just to make sure.
I mean, I come from an ice cream family.
I mean, it's the classic,
one ruins it for the rest.
Yes.
There was one time I knew it.
How about that?
I love it.
Yeah.
She fell out of the back of the bus.
Just go with us, people.
What is going on us?
Two fists, boom, boom, boom.
Diving on top of the
goalkeeper and like swinging.
We're like.
Clocks the goalie.
And someone starts throwing
a punch on the parents' side.
We're professionals during the day.
We don't see this happen.
No, I've actually never seen a fight.
Craziness.
Cops got called.
Hiding.
Yep.
Cowardly.
Selfish.
Yep.
And it makes me mad.
Yep.
That, that's a trigger.
Well, that's a trigger for both of us.
You know what?
It feels really, really
freaking good to get it out.
It does.
It peeves me.
(laughing)
Ah.
Bed session.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just hangry is what it is for me.
Probably.
Well, let's end this on a positive note.
We are positive people.
Hevachi and screaming.
I'll put it.
I promise I'm not a predator.
Bum, bum, bum.
She's an equal fool is kind of a gal.
Yeah.
Girl, he's behind the front door.
Yes.
No more soccer drama.
Biden and our $12 eggs.
Don't get me started.
Bird food.
I just started bird food.
All right, bye, Petal.
Bye, sickle.
Well, that can't be said.
A lot, but we'll cut it off here.
(laughing)