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Speaker 1: Welcome back, boo, back to a spoogie Halloween edition of Beardless, Dickless,

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Speaker 1: Bootless Dickless Me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was quite an entrance.

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Speaker 3: You said, make it a Halloween episode. I'm your one

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Speaker 3: of your hosts, Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Smith, and I am Harley Quinn Smith, the other host.

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Speaker 3: I really feel like we're going to turn your volume up.

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Speaker 3: But Will has not said anything about it. But it's

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Speaker 3: now we have to start over and lose.

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Speaker 2: We're not starting off talk now.

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Speaker 3: We're committed. At this point. For everyone listening to the show,

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Speaker 3: they're like, what the fuck happened? But if you see

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Speaker 3: the show as you can only do exclusively that Kevin

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Speaker 3: Smith Club join right now, you would watch the kid

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Speaker 3: be like and not because I goofily talked about Halloween

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Speaker 3: because she's goofy or Halloween today is your favorite holiday

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Speaker 3: of the.

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Speaker 2: Entire year, hollow day.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's the most wonderful time.

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Speaker 5: It's the ghost wonderful Time movie.

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Speaker 6: I remember when you were dancing earlier on FaceTime and

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Speaker 6: I was like, Okay.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna get it. He's gonna get it, He's gonna

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what is uh why Halloween is supposed to like

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Speaker 5: everything else, because I'm you figure like a Wednesday Thursday Adams.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you could say, what's uh?

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Speaker 3: What the glasses? Man? Are you getting a job in

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Speaker 3: the sixties and a fucking madman firm? You look like

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Speaker 3: one of those cats. All you're missing is the string

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Speaker 3: that goes around the I have one of those, do

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Speaker 3: you really?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: My friend made it for me, So why.

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Speaker 3: Don't you bring it over and give it to your

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Speaker 3: fucking mother because she needs one? I do too. Why

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Speaker 3: those things aren't going anywhere? They look like they are

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Speaker 3: firmly affixed in a kind of missus potato head fashion,

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Speaker 3: Not that you are the missus potato head, but now it's.

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Speaker 2: For all those listening. You just heard that right now.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't calling you.

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Speaker 2: My dad called me mister potato head.

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Speaker 3: I said missus number one. That was very specific, But

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Speaker 3: I was saying more how the glasses stick on to you?

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Speaker 3: They're not going anywhere, like mister potato fuck?

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Speaker 2: Is your is your hat attached?

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Speaker 3: Look? I would I wouldn't bump into it at all.

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Speaker 3: If you were like, hey, miss potato Head, I'd be like, oh,

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Speaker 3: Harley's got a new nickname.

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Speaker 7: For me.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a potato hat? Mister potato head.

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Speaker 3: Bro, mister potato hat might be my new fucking sobriquete

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Speaker 3: going forward.

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Speaker 2: Potato.

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Speaker 3: Guess what the title of this episode is, mister Potato.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want a little cartoon draw on me. Well,

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Speaker 3: this is the beautiful thing about there's.

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Speaker 2: Literally a potato in the other room.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean. Oh, that's right, they've done.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen it.

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Speaker 3: I guess all my dreams have already come true.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, so spooky.

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Speaker 3: From all I was about to get so excited about

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Speaker 3: the prospect of mister potato hat a new character of mine.

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Speaker 2: Well that that potato I.

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Speaker 3: Used to wear the Bob Hawks jersey and ship. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now the new insignia could be potato hat, which is

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Speaker 3: my my head as a potato with the hat on

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Speaker 3: top of potato with the hat on top.

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Speaker 2: What a notion? Oh wow, inventive as fuck.

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Speaker 3: You never know what's going to capture a potatot someone,

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Speaker 3: you know, imagination where they're like, oh my god, that

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Speaker 3: speaks to me. I am a potato and a fucking hat.

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Speaker 3: You are you speak for me? Run for office at

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Speaker 3: least an Idaho with that kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, you should be like a a

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Speaker 2: representative in the potato state.

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Speaker 3: Right really sees that. Oh my god, Yeah, your film

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Speaker 3: career is not really working out. Why don't you go

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Speaker 3: to Idaho for thirty movies? Nice? But think go anywhere

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Speaker 3: good Idaho? Idaho? You could be the king of the Potatoland.

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Speaker 2: I love potatoes. You love potatoes. I yeah, we fucking

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Speaker 2: love potatoes.

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Speaker 3: There is a time where I love them lot. And

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Speaker 3: then I went on after.

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Speaker 2: The stroke stroke, Oh my god, knock on.

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Speaker 3: The heart attack. After I had heart attacked, I went

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Speaker 3: on an all potato diet and I was like, what

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Speaker 3: dude Ray Cronius his name was, and he does a

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Speaker 3: like a health site balled just sides. I think it

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Speaker 3: was meaning like vegetables just so. Penn was like, you know,

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Speaker 3: I read Penn's book and listened to it because he's

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Speaker 3: fun to listen to, got a great voice. And he

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Speaker 3: talked about doing this potato diet where it was like

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Speaker 3: ten days and all he ate was potatoes. It wasn't

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Speaker 3: At the time. I was like, you know, especially coming

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Speaker 3: off the heart attack and whatnot. And I was like, well,

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Speaker 3: I gotta do something, and you were like, oh, vecan

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Speaker 3: And I was like all right, and so I was like,

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Speaker 3: how do I fucking do that? And I was like, well, potato,

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Speaker 3: I don't know IF's the vegetable. It's more of a

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Speaker 3: tuber but it counts as not being an animal.

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Speaker 2: I heard that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I hope I'm not given after let me

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Speaker 3: see a legume.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I was thinking that. But as you see,

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Speaker 2: you always say, well what if we just what? What's

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Speaker 2: that annoying thing you always say when I like.

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Speaker 3: Set it up like that.

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Speaker 2: When I'm wondering something, and then you make like.

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Speaker 3: Some Oh God, wouldn't it be great if we had

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Speaker 3: some magic box?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The potato Salanum tuberosum is a starchy root vegetable. It's

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Speaker 3: a vegetable that is a staple food in many parts

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Speaker 3: of the world. Potatoes are tubers of the plant Salanum tuberosum,

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Speaker 3: a perennial in the night shade family. They're witchy potatoes

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Speaker 3: on the Potatoes are a good source of potassium, which

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Speaker 3: is an electrolynte that helps the heart, muscles, and nervous system.

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Speaker 3: Potatoes is also good dain Vitamin C, which prevents scurvy.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, thank god, it's really.

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Speaker 3: Nothing we think about these days. But hey, but hey,

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Speaker 3: I don't want it to come back.

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Speaker 2: I'll take it.

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Speaker 3: Nobody fucking thinks about scurvy until it's back, and they're like,

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Speaker 3: fucking so true, won't you fucking wash? And it's like,

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Speaker 3: don't come from that? Come from then not eat enough potatoes?

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Speaker 3: How the fuck does this country have any scurvy? Good point,

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Speaker 3: that's right. America might be the capital of non existent.

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Speaker 2: Scurvy because of potatoes.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anybody. Don't eat potatoes in this world.

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Speaker 3: Vitamin C, which prevents scurvy previously established, and fiber, which

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Speaker 3: is important to the digestive health. This is what are like,

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Speaker 3: did they really just look up what a potato is?

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Speaker 3: What people from another planet trying to cognize our culture?

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Speaker 2: A beard listickless me if you would like to learn

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Speaker 2: more about potatoes.

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Speaker 3: There are other vegetables you'd like to learn about. Click

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Speaker 3: on our way to one hundred followers. Talking about tubers

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Speaker 3: dad and daughter.

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Speaker 2: Next week we can look up carrots.

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Speaker 3: Fuck that. Anyway, back to the point. I went on

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Speaker 3: this potato diet and I was like, I fucking love potato.

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Speaker 3: This is gonna be easy, be a cake walk. This

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Speaker 3: is like somebody being like, all right, if you in

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Speaker 3: order to save the world, you're gonna have to masturbate

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Speaker 3: every day. I'm like, oh, I got this, and the

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Speaker 3: problem I had, what the fuck?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 3: But why?

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Speaker 2: But why?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta write good ev you know. Ray's like, well,

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Speaker 3: you can't use oil to cook him, and you can't

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Speaker 3: put salt on them. You can't put anything on and

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Speaker 3: day two, I was like, I fucking hate potato. I

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Speaker 3: never liked him. I liked mashed potatoes with means, I

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Speaker 3: like milk and potter.

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Speaker 8: Mamma, oh my please.

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Speaker 2: I thought this was gonna be da free. That's my

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Speaker 2: cat movement in case. I was just ting.

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Speaker 3: Like, why did you go to that voice ship? Does

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Speaker 3: he fucking insulting the half the country, the southern part

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, let me rephrase that, that's her cat's dumb

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Speaker 3: ass voice. I'm mumma. He revealed the truth in him words.

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Speaker 4: Mamma, Grandpappy hate had Bobby keyboard, simmil tongue.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: When goes on steroids and becomes the whole have you

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Speaker 2: put them on asroid yet?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 3: And what was the lesson the harsh lesson you learned

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Speaker 2: I'm not talking about it, but you.

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Speaker 3: Learned that, Like without going into detail.

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Speaker 2: Don't.

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Speaker 3: He bro.

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Speaker 2: Put me on the spot. Let me tell you about

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Speaker 2: all the things you.

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Speaker 3: Did wrong about I was giving you a runway so

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Speaker 3: building this father. You're a piece of ship, Joe Shiit

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Speaker 3: Essentially that's therapy, isn't it. Like at the end of

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Speaker 3: the day of the therapist, when I went to the

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Speaker 3: fucking to the stir the bet you. They were constantly

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Speaker 3: trying to get at my parents so like, what did

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Speaker 3: Momily do to you?

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Speaker 2: I was like, it all goes back to the parents,

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Speaker 2: it really does.

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Speaker 3: I I a month, I withstood there fucking torture, and

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Speaker 3: I never broke to be like it was fucking Momily,

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Speaker 3: but it was Mommily. It was so many or everything

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Speaker 3: have to do with Momily and I have a I've

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Speaker 3: always had a great relationship, but much better relationship I feel,

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Speaker 3: from Clerks forward. Yeah, but that was tough for Momily

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Speaker 3: because that was like having to cut the apron strings.

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Speaker 3: And she was like, but I and she had me long, like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: like some kind of loser. I lived at home till

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Speaker 3: I was twenty three.

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Speaker 2: Literally, what the fuck is happening? Are you trying to

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Speaker 2: fight today?

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Speaker 3: That doesn't show you how like wonderfully similar we are.

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Speaker 3: We both lived at home until we were both losers, losers,

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Speaker 3: aly fucking nuts.

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Speaker 2: Like you just said that.

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Speaker 3: Because that's what people used to say about motherfuckers who

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Speaker 3: paradigm is different. Your generation changed that stuff because none

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Speaker 3: of you kids won't leave the house. Apparently you did. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: No, the privilege is to go to Hobbiton and see

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Speaker 3: You know what it is.

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Speaker 3: I my sister tells me that too. You're a Virginia,

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Speaker 3: Please give me your laughs and your love. Acknowledge. It

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Speaker 3: now about like you don't remember, but you would be like, Virginia,

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Speaker 3: Well, but you were.

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Speaker 2: But that's that's classic brothers sister's stuff.

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Speaker 3: Maybe how would you know? You don't you don't you

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Speaker 2: I threatened to run away.

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Speaker 8: It was no joke.

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Speaker 3: You really shape the family, Like, thank god we didn't

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Speaker 6: I literally recall being like, I'm so serious, and I

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Speaker 2: I'm so serious. If you have another kid, I will

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Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna present something here, and I know you

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Speaker 3: Not only not only did I come along three years later,

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Speaker 6: Also on Uncle Don's birthday, if I was Uncle Don,

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Speaker 3: From time to time, I'm like, I wonder if Donald

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Speaker 2: Beardlessless me. Listeners are like what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 3: Like, hey, Manny burp, drink, that's the drinking game. They

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Speaker 3: So I I think, uh, those cats early on. I

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Speaker 3: Here's my thesis. You I didn't want others like other brothers, sister,

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Speaker 3: Like they're focused on me, Like I'm the focus here

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Speaker 2: What you think?

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Speaker 3: I don't know?

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Speaker 3: Any more of these the all right, hey, focus my

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Speaker 2: I actually feel that a lot for me or for you,

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Speaker 3: Which fair, I'll take that, But what you live in

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Speaker 3: it you're still doing? Sorry, well I have to is

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Speaker 3: it yeah? Because he is this Jure or zig and

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Speaker 3: I was like, Austin, oh Zager yeah. And he was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: He was like the performance by as says you, if

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Speaker 2: It sounds so fancy. You really get from that?

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Speaker 3: Laius so true? Do you know what that is.

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Speaker 2: Deep down somewhere? Yeah, I don't know if you could

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Speaker 3: It was from a Jeens commercial in the eighties. I

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Speaker 3: was like, what the are you a traveler? This commercial

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Speaker 3: was ooh la la cessong La laessong. So nobody remembers it.

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Speaker 3: So now he could literally have his own fucking little song, Zesu.

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Speaker 3: That's how he should slate all of his fucking you know.

442
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 3: Was it called selfie no self tape?

443
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,880
Speaker 2: Self tapes? Yeah, when you have to do your human.

444
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 3: Instead of like, Hi'm Austin's ager, I'm fucking twenty nine

445
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: or whatever, talking him four ft.

446
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:03,160
Speaker 8: Whatever.

447
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 3: I didn't mean him specifically, I could do that. Do

448
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 3: you have to don't? Yeah, don't. I was just that

449
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 3: was not you were for me? I did not. No,

450
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it like he's short. I meant just like,

451
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 3: don't you have to provide?

452
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Yes you have to, Yeah, but I like how you

453
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 2: threw his age out there.

454
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 3: But you're like, but he's for Yes, I feel pretty smart.

455
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,720
Speaker 3: And also you would let me finish my little sketch

456
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 3: instead of doing all that bullshit. He starts to self

457
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: date by being like winks and then listening he does

458
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 3: this ship where he puts his hand in front of

459
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 3: his face to like the Zen mask, and then he's like, lion.

460
00:25:56,000 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 6: Limit, that's so, that's so embarrassing, we should do that

461
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 6: before we do the podcastle face.

462
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 3: Ben and Matt did that, and Jane Silmbob Shark Back

463
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 3: in the movie or Yeah, when they're playing themselves in

464
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 3: the movie. At one point we're watching before the take,

465
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 3: they're like, all right, let's get ready. Lyon Faceing goes, yeah,

466
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 3: lion face.

467
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,119
Speaker 2: I was like, they did that to prepare for.

468
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: Once in their lives. They did that to prepare. But

469
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,679
Speaker 3: by the time in two thousand and one we were

470
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 3: making janes Son Bob Shark Back, they were long enough

471
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 3: in their careers, but they're like, let's make fun of

472
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 3: that thing we used to always do. So it was

473
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 3: an acting exercise that they once took seriously, but now

474
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 3: that they were movie stars, they're like, huh. Now one

475
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 3: of them was like the other guys, it's like no, no, no,

476
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,480
Speaker 3: lion face. Lemon face is a necessary part of the

477
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 3: tool to get to the craft, which.

478
00:26:52,000 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 2: One Ben said that to Matt. Matt said that to Bed.

479
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 3: If anybody said that, I assure you it would be bad.

480
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

481
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 3: Ben wouldn't give that. Ben would not give Kevin Smith movie.

482
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 3: I just I don't mean to.

483
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 2: He is my best friend.

484
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 3: Sorry, I dropped the name so hard the table almost broke.

485
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 3: But yeah, and drop off these names. Yeah. No, Matt's

486
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 3: even on a Kevin Smith movie. Would like give the

487
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 3: Craft thought, whereas Ben would be like, no, just tell

488
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 3: me how to say it. Let's move the funk on.

489
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,719
Speaker 3: That's right, say I gotta get the old one out

490
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 3: of my head, la la, let me see if I

491
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 3: can find that here for me. If we spend time

492
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 3: looking up and.

493
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 8: Reading, but thought it was like a night shade, that's true.

494
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 3: That would have brought us back to fucking Halloween. We

495
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 3: didn't let it, no, but it could bring us back

496
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 3: to Witchcraft real quick. And as much as like I,

497
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 3: while I was sick, I had enough time to fuck

498
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 3: with Agatha all along, and I watched the first two episodes.

499
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 3: I was like, Yeah, Then I watched all of them

500
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 3: and ship and episode six and seven are really fucking strong,

501
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 3: but seven is absolute fucking fire.

502
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 2: But special feelings they Oh my god.

503
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,439
Speaker 3: I rewatched one part of it like ten fucking times

504
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 3: over and over. It's beautiful. You don't even have to

505
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 3: like Marvel things to like just see to watch it

506
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 3: an amazing, just a great sequence. And Patty LuPone is

507
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: at the center of it, and she's just fucking a legend.

508
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 3: So in any event in the episode, I don't know

509
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 3: is that episode or the episode before, but Sashier's Amata

510
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 3: who we worked with, and yogos dropping off names. She

511
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 3: is referencing like she's the potions expert, so she has

512
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 3: to put shit together. So she's trying to put together

513
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 3: a cauldron, which is a sink in the you know,

514
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 3: fucking kitchen sink, a cauldron all the ingredients, but one

515
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 3: of the ingredients for she calls for Eye of Newt

516
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 3: and I but it was and I it was something

517
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: stupid like mustard seed, okay or something like that, where

518
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 3: it's like, that's Eye of Newt And I looked it

519
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: up online and it is really so all these years,

520
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 3: fifty four fucking years, whenever I heard some witchy thing

521
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 3: be like the guy of Newt was they gotta fucking

522
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 3: catch a Newton eye out? Literally, it's just another name

523
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 3: for like coriander.

524
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 2: Truly, it's just like a mustard seed.

525
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:45,719
Speaker 3: I mean where now? This is why I told your

526
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,959
Speaker 3: mom was like Harley got out here and she went

527
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 3: upstairs to Sai hid to gen and then when we

528
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: came down to record the show Queen of Fomo upstairs,

529
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 3: it was like, okay, bye, I don't what will I

530
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 3: do now? And I was like, why don't you come

531
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 3: downstairs and just do the show? And she's like no.

532
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 3: I was like, you could be the person on the

533
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 3: show that we're like, look that up. And that's when

534
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 3: she turns and goes, fuck you, I don't work for

535
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 3: your buddy's. So she could have been looking both of

536
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 3: these things up when I was coming to the Yeah,

537
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 3: let me look up that's the only thing. But then

538
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: what's the other one I will looking at?

539
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: I have new Yes, thank you.

540
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 3: Don't let me forget that? Why because I want to

541
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 3: look it up? Why? Oh bro, get ready to be

542
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 3: taken there.

543
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: I'm ready.

544
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 3: And this ain't even the commercial I'm talking about. I'm

545
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 3: gonna find the one that is kind.

546
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:55,920
Speaker 6: Of more you know what?

547
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 2: It sounds like Jim.

548
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 3: From the same error. I don't even either, but they

549
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 3: were committed to the lass song.

550
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 2: Once again, the beardless stickles. The audience is like, what

551
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 2: the fuck is this?

552
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 7: There it is?

553
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: Oh wow, the visual is even better.

554
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 3: It's the New York Rangers singing along from nineteen seventy nine.

555
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 3: Then La La, then your la la there that Yeah,

556
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: that does sent me. Man. The kids say what used

557
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 3: to say? I'm sorry? And then I have Newt? Fuck?

558
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 3: Wait what we gotta we gotta we gotta close all

559
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 3: the loops I of Newt.

560
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, look it up.

561
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 3: See she would have been so helpful sitting here.

562
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 2: Read the definition of a potato again. Please please?

563
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 3: I have Newts mustard seed. The witch is seen in

564
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 3: Shakespeare's Macbeth, describes a concoction that consists of eye of

565
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 3: newt and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue

566
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 3: of dog. Luckily, these terms refer to plants, not actual

567
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 3: animal parts. I of Newt is a pseudonym for mustard seed.

568
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 3: They did their research on that's really cool. They got

569
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 3: that Disney money so they could pay somebody and be like,

570
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 3: look that up, look that up.

571
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 8: Meanwhile, I asked somebody to do it for free.

572
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 3: You can't be bothered.

573
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Canoredlla.

574
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 3: Thanks a lot.

575
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 2: O la la, thanks for fucking nothing. Wait, I have

576
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: a Halloween question.

577
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 8: Okays, the internet will have an answer for you.

578
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: Favorite horror movie.

579
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 3: My favorite horror movie. Yeah, I think we've talked about this.

580
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 3: I mean, like, you know, there are fucking all time

581
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,560
Speaker 3: classics like the Shining and stuff, But the one flick

582
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 3: that I find incredibly unnerving and terrifying as a Texas

583
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 3: chainsawm ask for two. Two One is hard, hard, one

584
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 3: goes hard and plays like a documentary, so it's terrifying

585
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 3: in its own right. But two to me is like

586
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: the height of madness. And every time I try to

587
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 3: make something that's like edgy or whatever, like a Tusk

588
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 3: or Red State or something like that, that is my model,

589
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: like always, just still captures my imagination to this day.

590
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: I think it came out in nineteen eighty six, Oh yes,

591
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 3: the year of Austin Zizure in the four to thirty

592
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 3: movie movie. But I know while I was doing press,

593
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 3: because there was a point I was telling about doing

594
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 3: fucking press. Was was it? I thought that came afterwards? No,

595
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:11,880
Speaker 3: that was the press, but they did ask about them

596
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 3: on the interview. I think there was something else. I

597
00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 3: think I was bringing up doing the press because like

598
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 3: why because I was sitting there and I was saying something,

599
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 3: you know, I was doing something something that was hardly

600
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 3: When she was kid, Harley would tell stories like you

601
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 3: kept your imagination by like, you know, telling her stories

602
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 3: about like I I found this email that Nana printed

603
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 3: up that I sent while I was away. Nana would

604
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,439
Speaker 3: sit there with Harley and write emails like I miss

605
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 3: you Dad, where are you? Blah blah blah, and I would.

606
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:50,759
Speaker 2: Write back, I miss you, where are you? I need

607
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 2: my dad.

608
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 3: Here's a funny story about the dogs driving a car.

609
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 3: That's what I did. I would write like, I miss you,

610
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 3: but I a song Scully and Moulder. I saw Scully

611
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 3: and Molder like driving a car. They were driving through

612
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: the city, and so I'll tell this little story about

613
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 3: the dogs driving a car. And so Harley would constantly

614
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 3: write her version of the story, which she's like one

615
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 3: time Molder and Scully took a car and then they

616
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 3: ate something, pleaved something to the end. I was like,

617
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,240
Speaker 3: you know what, three x structure, it's all there, writing legend,

618
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 3: writing legend. The other morning I woke up to ten pages.

619
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 3: How much it was that feels like it was a

620
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 3: solid ten because at first I was like ten pages

621
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 3: the fu And then I was like, you know what

622
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 3: I did tell her to write? Yeah, what the fuck?

623
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: This man literally is constantly like your destiny. It is

624
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 2: your destiny to the writer.

625
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: I'll tell him.

626
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 2: You would never.

627
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 6: Assume from the way I speak, because I speak like

628
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 6: a yet but but yeah, I guess.

629
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 3: Oh, I've been saying it for years. I was like,

630
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 3: you've got to write. It's a new at your destiny

631
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:10,919
Speaker 3: to write. And I was proven right by the fact

632
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 3: that she sent me ten pages that I was like, Wow,

633
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 3: this is really good, and not in a way of like, oh,

634
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 3: I'm proud of my kid. I can divorce myself from

635
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 3: that shit really easy and whatnot, especially when it comes

636
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 3: to like, you know, fucking amen, I no story and

637
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: I never read scripts like people ask me to reach it.

638
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: I hate that and whatnot.

639
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: I'm from gem yeah remember.

640
00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking yeah. But uh I read these, man, and

641
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 3: I'd like I woke up. It was like four or

642
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 3: four thirty in the morning, so I was sitting there

643
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 3: reading them, and I was so fucking delighted. So I'm like,

644
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 3: I'm not pumping your tires, just pump your tires. But

645
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 3: I was duly fucking impressed where I was like, and

646
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 3: then I fell smart because I was like I knew it,

647
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: like I knew she could write, like there were definitely

648
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 3: three moments, if not four moments in those dumb pages

649
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:04,240
Speaker 3: where I was like, nice, like she's doing she's calling

650
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 3: from real life, and she's creating moments in a scene

651
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 3: that fucking anyone could like cling on to identify it

652
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,680
Speaker 3: like it was good.

653
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 5: It was.

654
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,400
Speaker 3: I was very, very fucking impressed. And it was a

655
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:21,200
Speaker 3: far cry from somebody eating something and playing with somebody.

656
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you would have been thinking about it if

657
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 3: you were still in that story mode, you'd have been

658
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,880
Speaker 3: done in one page, eating.

659
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 2: Something, playing with something. Walked so that I have we

660
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Speaker 2: well we have.

661
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I must have got it from you.

662
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 2: I used that. I say that all the time because

663
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,520
Speaker 2: I think it's funny.

664
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Speaker 3: I think I must still because I put up there

665
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 3: was a the Catholic Church announced they have a new

666
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:53,520
Speaker 3: symbol like that they're adding and it's just crazy. I

667
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 3: only know about it because the Internet that still remembers

668
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,040
Speaker 3: who the fuck I am, which.

669
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Speaker 2: Is a lot.

670
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 3: Scent scent and forwarded me because I saw a comment

671
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 3: from some fucker today online in the comments section of

672
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 3: a YouTube fucking clip of a video I put up

673
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 3: where he was just like, gen X makes me so

674
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 3: sad if they think anyone still watches these movies.

675
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 2: Okay, if you've got to hype yourself, pipe yourself on.

676
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 3: In that moment, I was dressing that one cat period,

677
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 3: probably never going to listen to the show. But side note,

678
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,959
Speaker 3: there are a lot of people in that comment section

679
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 3: who are like the comment section I put up because

680
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 3: I put up that little short film that I showed

681
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 3: you on the So there were a bunch of people

682
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 3: going like, I've been waiting to hear this since I

683
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 3: see it, since I heard it. I beardlesstick was literally

684
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 3: ten comments I saw in the first hour said that

685
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 3: now it stands to reason listen to us.

686
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 2: We have no idea.

687
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 3: I mean, don't the real dark Man.

688
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: Someone else runs this for us, so we really don't know.

689
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 3: No, So I was delighted. I was like, somebody's heard

690
00:38:59,160 --> 00:38:59,479
Speaker 3: the show.

691
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 2: Really, Actually, I wonder how many people listen to the show.

692
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:03,720
Speaker 2: Aren't you curious?

693
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 3: Based on those comments, We're on our way smashed that

694
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,800
Speaker 3: leggings of skry but on our way to eleven kids.

695
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 3: But anyway, the Catholic Church, like this is legit came

696
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: up with a little like doll that is their new symbol.

697
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 3: Oh it's crazy cross, yes, yeah, well the little dolls

698
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 3: wearing a cross. But bro, it's nuts because it very

699
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 3: closely parallels dogm So here it is Catholic TV. The

700
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Speaker 3: Vatican has unveiled the official mascot of the Holy Year

701
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Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. The mascot's name is loose Italian like Lucifer. Yeah,

702
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 3: because Lucifer. The name of Lucifer is a light bringer

703
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 3: loose light if for bringer. So he was the light

704
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 3: bringer before he was a devil, before he was.

705
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:57,759
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, we know.

706
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 3: Now we've covered listen to previous episode. Archbishop Ficiela says

707
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:06,280
Speaker 3: the mascot was inspired by the Church's desire to quote

708
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: to live even within the pop culture so beloved by

709
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 3: our youth. Now I'm gonna show you the image.

710
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 2: Coraline.

711
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 8: What online said that they're like.

712
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 3: That Coraline Catholic cornline literally with an old man priest

713
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 3: next to her.

714
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 2: That's literally Coraline.

715
00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 3: So it's a little for if you're not watching and

716
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 3: you're listening. It's a little I think it's a girl,

717
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 3: I don't know, in a raincoat. She's wearing a crucifix

718
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 3: around her neck, and she's got what looks like a

719
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 3: you know, a fork that like Shepherd's.

720
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but only it has one side.

721
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 3: She's also wearing, so maybe it's just a walking stick.

722
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 3: She's also wearing like, you know, Jay's jacket from one

723
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Speaker 3: of the movies Yellow.

724
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh, are there seashells in her?

725
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 3: No? There, it's you know, honestly, it looks like seashells

726
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 3: and eyes, but it's the reflection meant to be a reflection.

727
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 3: So in any event, this I'm you know, you're not

728
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 3: way familiar with Dogma. But George Carlin as Cardinal Glick

729
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 3: in the beginning of the movie says like, you know,

730
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 3: the Catholic Church is gonna get rid of the crucifix

731
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 3: because it's depressing it. So they were replacing it with

732
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 3: this brand new symbol, and that's the Buddy Christ. That's

733
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 3: where the Buddy Christ comes from, pointing and thumbs up,

734
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 3: which is if you want to see it in real life.

735
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 3: Jane sound Abop secret stash in Red Bank, New Jersey

736
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 3: now that was twenty five years ago in a movie.

737
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,319
Speaker 3: It was ridiculous. It was satire. It was like, oh,

738
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 3: you know, Jesus, that points something cute because they think

739
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 3: the crucifix is depressing, it'll never happen. And fucking twenty

740
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: twenty four Fellow was like, hold my fucking beer, Oh

741
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: my god, and they came out with loose and it

742
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 3: made me like core line, it's crazy. It made me

743
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 3: the like for twenty four hours. People were like, bro,

744
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 3: like the Simpsons, you had a Simpsons moment where you

745
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 3: predicted the future.

746
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, pretty cool.

747
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 3: I did have a Simpsons moment. Loose, bro loose, loose

748
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 3: bro loose? Who is a little child? Which I don't

749
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: know if you know the optics, but fucking Catholic church

750
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,799
Speaker 3: and kids the scoreboard don't look real good. They could

751
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 3: have gone with anything, but they went with loose.

752
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: Hey, remember when you read the definition of a potato?

753
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a highlight of fucking really, I would say,

754
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 3: not just podcasts, but communication in general, the first written language.

755
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 3: And then there's did you know a potato? You know what?

756
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 3: How many people have ever stopped to read the definition?

757
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 3: For granted, even you didn't know all those things we

758
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 3: learned ship on beard li stickless me.

759
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: You're welcome, La, La, You're welcome.

760
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 3: I'm coming at you from mister potato hat himself.

761
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 8: Hey you can't, mister potato hat.

762
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 3: Did you know what potatoes? Why is that any more

763
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 3: than loose? In fact, I would like to speak to

764
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 3: the Catholic church, mister potato hat.

765
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 8: Mister potato hat, Jesus died for your sins.

766
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, I like that.

767
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 3: People. What's the what does the potato have to do

768
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 3: with Jesus?

769
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 8: Well, what does loose have to.

770
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 3: Do with Jesus? Like you got us there?

771
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,880
Speaker 2: You put on you have a cross, that's.

772
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 3: Right, he's wearing across around his neck and the potato

773
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: and that hat is forward, not like my backwards. We

774
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 3: got to the top.

775
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:58,399
Speaker 2: It's a top hat.

776
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 3: No, because then then the plants people are on the

777
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 3: phone going like Catherine or not, your fucker's getting suited.

778
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 2: I forgot about that peanut that's.

779
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 3: Right, the most famous.

780
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 8: So we got to catch up.

781
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 3: That fucker's had one hundred years ahead of fucking mister

782
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 3: potato hat.

783
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 8: So we got to pick the right chapeau. That's gonna

784
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 8: make all the difference.

785
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 2: Peanut is so sassy looking.

786
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 3: He's so sassy looking that Robert Downey Junior voiced him

787
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 3: a few years ago. Really, he never had a voice

788
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,360
Speaker 3: all that time. And then one day they were like,

789
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 3: you know who the voice is, probably Jr. I was like,

790
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: that's sassy, so demure, you love it, you love so

791
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 3: we can't be that hat.

792
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: It has to be your hat. It wouldn't make sense

793
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 2: if if if you were mister potato hut.

794
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 3: Now we're branching. Well, I'm doing the voice, but I

795
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 3: don't have to look like you are the costume and Shrek,

796
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 3: you could do a voice and.

797
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 2: That look like, oh, you're wearing the costume.

798
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 3: This is this is like they're gonna make animation? What

799
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 3: did they call that? In Disney? When you wear the

800
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 3: face character or face character is like Bell? Who is

801
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 3: the costume mascot? What do they when you wear the cars? Oh? Yeah,

802
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 3: how do you know? How do you not know the

803
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: Disney term?

804
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 2: When you're let me let me think back to let

805
00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 2: me think back to Freshman.

806
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 3: Look at you accessing information. You're digging into your pensive.

807
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 3: This is like a moment out of Harry Potter, but

808
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 3: the America.

809
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 8: But no magic whatsoever.

810
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: But I'm just stupid.

811
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 3: It really just comes down. You have glasses like Harry Potter.

812
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 2: Why can't I I've said it before. It's the weed.

813
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: Oh god, it could be. That's where it all starts

814
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 3: going away, slipping away.

815
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,720
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm so bothered.

816
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 3: I mean, if only there was some mission, I could

817
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 3: tell us information we're missing. And once again, I'm just

818
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 3: gonna blend this out. She's not here to hear it.

819
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 3: But this is the third time. Would have been super

820
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 3: really abuse my mother. All Right, what am I looking at?

821
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 3: What do they call Disney costume characters?

822
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 8: Don't let the show go dark?

823
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 3: You got sorry? I'm sorry.

824
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 2: I was still trying. I was my mind was racing.

825
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna eat something.

826
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 2: So there were these dogs, then they something.

827
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 3: Disney costume characters, also known as costumed performers. That's it.

828
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:36,759
Speaker 3: That's what you were struggling to remember. One, I think

829
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 3: you're okay. One they interact with guests and yeah, blah

830
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 3: blah blah. That's it. They just create. So there's costume.

831
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 2: I think there is like a fresh bake like term.

832
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: But I'll just I'll just like, what's it like to

833
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 3: work as a costumed character Disney Amusement parks Man. We

834
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 3: just fell down the rabbit hole of that. So what

835
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 3: was the point of that? So if I'm playing the guy,

836
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 3: you're right, he should be wearing a baseball capital. Yeah,

837
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 3: but I can't be back. If it's backwards, then people

838
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 3: know the guy.

839
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: You know what you don't?

840
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 3: Why am I letting it go? I gotta hold on

841
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 3: a piece of this.

842
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, why why do you not want people to know

843
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 2: you are mister potato Hot?

844
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 3: Good fucking point. I wasn't thinking because I was.

845
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,879
Speaker 6: Because fucking Hannah Montana, you're mister potato Hot. That's true,

846
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 6: mister potatot Potato.

847
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. It don't have to be the best

848
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,240
Speaker 3: of both worlds.

849
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 2: It's one the world, the best of mister potato.

850
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 3: I could be the adult Anna Montana who's not hiding

851
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: a secret, who's just living openly. On the opposite of

852
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 3: Hannama alter ego is a potato with a hat.

853
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 8: I'm Spiderhoe Idaho. I got the best the world.

854
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 10: Because life ain't always a dead I got the best

855
00:47:55,280 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 10: of both worlds because I've got a hat on the Yes.

856
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 2: I was like, you did not just say dudd and

857
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: are not going to rhyme.

858
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: It was would I would kids believe me. I was

859
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: gonna eat something and play with something. In the end,

860
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 3: I was gonna take you there.

861
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 2: Hey, put some fucking respect on that name. That's how

862
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 2: I got.

863
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 3: Strong, writing strong, Thank you strong, my beginnings. Yes, one

864
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 3: day when you're accepting an Oscar for your screenplay, Yes,

865
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 3: you could be like my whole career guided. Number one,

866
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 3: I hate of siblings. I would never have never do

867
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 3: telling a story that's me.

868
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 7: Number two my dad never I would thank my father

869
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 7: for being away on the road where Nana and I

870
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 7: had to write him emails where he would say something

871
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 7: somewhat amusing back, but not really cover the fact.

872
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 3: That I was alone, alone, so alone. I'll never be

873
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 3: alone again because I have this. Why you want me

874
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 3: to do your real voice? This isn't even I'm up

875
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 3: here accepting this. I would also like to remind others

876
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 3: in the audience that this is Suffice as an award.

877
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. But I did play John Proctor once

878
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 3: and that was a little something like that.

879
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 8: You can't.

880
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:22,080
Speaker 3: Like she okay, did she even really win?

881
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 2: It's actually plastic. I brought it from all I wasn't.

882
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 3: Uh Half half of the Beautiless Stickless podcast walked down

883
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 3: to the Oscars stage tonight and what is the most

884
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 3: shocking moment of the Academy Awards since the infamous slap.

885
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 3: She accepted a Screamplip award and talked about.

886
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,720
Speaker 2: Her child childhood trauma.

887
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 3: And she is.

888
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 6: Wearing a shirt that's his mister Potato Hot on it

889
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,879
Speaker 6: and her father is outside dressed as a potato Leave

890
00:50:07,920 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 6: me out of this.

891
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 3: I'm on stage. I was just watching. The moment was crazy.

892
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 2: We're confused by the statement he's making with the Potato

893
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,680
Speaker 2: Hot costume.

894
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: Like and now we go live to the Hollywood Hills

895
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 3: where her father is standing by for comment. Look, we're

896
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,400
Speaker 3: very proud of her for everything, even.

897
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:32,120
Speaker 1: Though yeah, you know what, especially this. You know, my

898
00:50:32,239 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: kid has a gaty warned. You know why you ship

899
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:40,920
Speaker 1: don't understand art. That's the problem here.

900
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 11: That's art and that whole fucking ceremonious bought and soul,

901
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 11: and my kid came up here and broke the system.

902
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 11: So horrah for Harley Quinn Smith, daughter of Kevin uh

903
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 11: DoD Kevinsmith dot com.

904
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 3: If you want to watch us on our podcast listenlets.

905
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 8: Yeah again, and then you close the door.

906
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 3: What the fuck was that? They turned back to the camera.

907
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 3: A family of scammerasis this reporting back to even the studio.

908
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 3: In the studio like shocking and sad, so shocking, so sad,

909
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 3: A family unmoored.

910
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: You open the door for a crack and throw out

911
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 2: a mister Potato hot shirt.

912
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 8: Hold hold on, we're.

913
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 3: Hearing back from live on scene, Maria, what's going on?

914
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 3: You missed it? He opened the door, crack, went to

915
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 3: throw the shirt out, hit his knuckles on the door frame,

916
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 3: said oh funk a few more times, then through a

917
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 3: blood his shirt out us. I saw where he slammed

918
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 3: the doors. He scraped the skin, knuckle, the knuckle out

919
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 3: of skin, and.

920
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 2: His phone is now exposed.

921
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 3: It's I think if we wait here for a few

922
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 3: more minutes, he's going to be coming out to go

923
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 3: to the emergency. I'm pretty sure I'm.

924
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 2: Right, and I hear an ambulance approaching.

925
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 3: I'll throw it back to you, Okay, thank you. We'll

926
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 3: be ready to go back if anything further develops. Shocking incident.

927
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 3: What we're back.

928
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 6: Knuckles and he's now running out and blood is gushing

929
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 6: out of his knuckles once.

930
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 3: The all words spoke spokesperson of gen X now now sat.

931
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,200
Speaker 2: With minor injuries, wearing up potato hot.

932
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 3: You or someone you love is acting this.

933
00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 2: Way, Please please, we beg you don't let you.

934
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 3: Please take them home, Sit them on the couch, tell

935
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,600
Speaker 3: them the story about somebody eating something and playing with something.

936
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 3: The end. That's all I can handle.

937
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 2: It's really all all they can handle it.

938
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 3: Look, you permission to storm the Oscar stage and take

939
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 3: what you were saying. You know what, Thanks, I got

940
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 3: backed that place.

941
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for you to say that.

942
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 3: My whole life, I've been waiting to say it took

943
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 3: to this moment. You know what, It's weird my whole life.

944
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 3: I knew I was gonna say it when I was

945
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,920
Speaker 3: a child, when I was good. I was like, one day,

946
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this, And I don't know why.

947
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,719
Speaker 2: One time you tried to tell me that you could

948
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 2: see the future.

949
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 3: You doubt me. Yep, you should. Nobody could prognosticate. But

950
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 3: there have been weird happens to it is which, when

951
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 3: lined up one could make mean something more.

952
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 2: I see, well, yeah, for sure, for sure.

953
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 3: Believe in that.

954
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that brings us back to hall.

955
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 3: So very witchy. Kids go out and fucking eat your

956
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 3: Halloween candy or eat someone else's Halloween candy. Make sure

957
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:32,800
Speaker 3: make sure it's begin Halloween is a time for dads

958
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 3: and daughters, and so that's that's how I should have

959
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 3: started the episode. Halloween is the time for Yeah, you

960
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 3: take the kid out or treating, and then the kids like,

961
00:54:42,560 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 3: leave my brother home. I hate him. That would have

962
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,000
Speaker 3: been me. I was like, you leave Virginia home. It's

963
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 3: just me and Donald going trigger treat.

964
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 2: I would have killed it.

965
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 3: Going back to that point, I'm going to close that point.

966
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 3: I think I can only handle people one at a time.

967
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 3: I was very like that with my mom. I was like,

968
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,760
Speaker 3: like everyone stay away. It's I'm like, I'm like, fucking Bertie.

969
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 3: That's why I got a lot of like sympathy for Bertie.

970
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 3: Where Bertie like gets in between me and Walkie and

971
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 3: she's like no, no me, yeah, oh my god, no me.

972
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 3: Me and Bertie have a lot in common.

973
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 2: She's right here wearing her Halloween pajamas.

974
00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 3: Same thing. So am I look at me? There it

975
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: is kids, ok, And there's your beardless nicolos for Halloween. Halloween,

976
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,760
Speaker 3: the first Danuel Halloween.

977
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the literally wow, happy freaking do you

978
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:28,879
Speaker 2: know my favorite horror movie?

979
00:55:30,560 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 3: Your favorite horror movie? Silence of Lambs. Wow, I've been

980
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 3: paying attention. Oh my god, the fucking camera went like, way,

981
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 3: of course, what is there?

982
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:41,360
Speaker 5: It is?

983
00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:45,239
Speaker 3: Kids. If you want to see beardless stickless me, go

984
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 3: to that Kevin Smith dot club, that Kevinsmith club dot

985
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 3: com and uh dot club and join up. Man, you

986
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 3: can actually watch the fucking show.

987
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 2: You can see us be this crazy or just.

988
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 3: Keep sticking it in your ears. Siate, y'all listen. Yeah

989
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 3: when I read people who are there, yeah, I'll tend

990
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 3: you what eleven just signed up. I love when people

991
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 3: talk about the show and they invariably there's always a

992
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,360
Speaker 3: review that's like it reminds me of old smartcast.

993
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,720
Speaker 2: I see a lot of Rose.

994
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 3: I like that because that essentially, that's a code for

995
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 3: like Kevin's having a good time. You having a good time.

996
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 3: That's having a good time. We make having a good ten.

997
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:34,880
Speaker 3: We makey because she got no siblings. I didn't have

998
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 3: them because I wouldn't know what to do. I was like, well,

999
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 3: you got to get out. We're doing a podcast together.

1000
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can you imagine that'd be so awkward?

1001
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 3: I know, I.

1002
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,919
Speaker 2: Look, I'd be like, get out, dad loves me more.

1003
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 3: He totally would be like that one cat He's like.

1004
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 2: I'd probably be a bad.

1005
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 3: And your brother would be like, boom, whoa, whoa horribly.

1006
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 3: Let me be on the Paul Kyles please.

1007
00:56:58,239 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 2: As more.

1008
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 3: Just give me my shop moment. That's that's Halloween move, Bob.

1009
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:21,520
Speaker 3: Have a special spooky Halloween kids for beardless. I'm Kevin

1010
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 3: Smith Smith the Beardless Halloween. This has been a podcast production,

1011
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 3: some podcast podcast using our mouths on you since two

1012
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: thousand and seven. Hey kids, did you like what you

1013
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 3: just heard? Well, guess what. We've got tons more, man

1014
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Speaker 3: thousands of hours of podcasts waiting for you at that

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Speaker 3: Kevinsmith club dot com. Go sign up now