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On Cinema Sylps 10. 10 years
10 years hello.
And welcome to the 511th episode of Cinema Psyops.
I'm your host, Cort, the guy that's really stoked that we're actually recording in order
this week so as to not confuse my co host, Matt. So you carry
the one and then when will then be now. You're first, I'm second.
We're recording in order because I switched the order just so you
could record first. And I gave you this movie not knowing that I would
actually prefer the third movie over the second movie anyway. Cause I didn't remember which
was which. And I feel like you are better suited to rebirth
of Mothra 2 tonight than I am, as a matter of fact. Why? Because there's
a ton of annoying fucking kids in it? No, because there's a lot of water
sports and I know that's your thing. That's not my thing. There are a few
things that are not my thing, and those are the things. If it involves
food or golden showers, you're not down. Huh? That's just not you. That's. Yeah,
I never do it near the food. And I don't get involved with bodily.
Fluids other than the ones that naturally come out during sex, obviously.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, just none of the. Like toilet bodily
fluids. How about that? But if you're doing the fucking right, sometimes. Sometimes you can
make toilet bodily fluids come out of the other person if you make them come
hard enough. That does happen. That's. That. That is true. In the heat
of the moment, that's fine. But I don't want anybody just straight up peeing on
me, nor do I want to pee in anybody else. And the other end.
Yeah, that's it. That's a. That's even a harder no. So what you're saying is
you're not of German descent. That is. Well, yeah, that is exactly correct.
I mean, for the record, if anybody gives a fuck about whether or not I'm
into something, that's really not my thing, too. And your stance on the.
If bot fluids happen because you came so hard, I'm going to take the win
on that. And then we're going to get a towel. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to
be like, hey, you know, when that does happen, it has to happen on occasion.
I've been like, all right, high five. Now let's clean up the mess. Yeah.
Sorry that I need to get to. Sleep, but thank God it's on your side
of the bed. Yes. Thank God that either I
or you came so hard that we completely lost control of our ability to hold
back our urine. Yeah, good stuff. Good stuff. That doesn't
really tend to happen. That's right, boys. And girls, that's all you're. That's all squirting
is. It's urine. There you go. Have a good time with that.
Not entirely. There's different levels
of it. But yes, it's primarily. There's some urine that happens, but. Welcome to
Sex Psyops with Matt Cort. Yeah, I'm gonna cut some of this out. Cause none
of this fucking matters and nobody fucking cares. So I'm just gonna come in on
the part where I say I'm cutting some of this out. Because really, when we
start talking weird sex stuff, it's just gonna get weirder and more uncomfortable for everybody.
Yeah, we. That's why I went on with the joke right there. Because I can
tell we were. We were starting to talk about semen. And you know what?
I don't know where the combo goes after that, but it's never anywhere good.
And this all started just because I was trying to make a joke about your
sexual proclivities and in order to make you somewhat uncomfortable, so that we didn't
really have to talk about the fact that there is magic piss in this movie.
Rebirth of. Yes, there is magic piss in this movie. There is definitely
magic piss you get. If the. If the Furby pisses
on you, you're healed. Yeah, it's really fucking Furby,
by the way. That's definitely a fucking Furby. Yeah, it's just fucking bizarre, the whole
entire thing. And this being a kids movie, this is so fucking Japanese.
And a matter of fact, I can't actually wait to even get into it and
really discuss it. So let's stop beating around the bush. Let's stop fucking about.
Let's go ahead and find out what's going on with rebirth of Mothra 2.
We're going to take the break here. We're going to play the Legion Patreon ad.
And immediately following that, as I've been doing all along, songs released in
the same year as the film, or at least were on the Billboard 100 charts,
that they were still being sold in the same year of the release of the
film. And up first for Rebirth of Mothra 2 is the song all for your
from Sister Hazel, immediately following this on the pirate radio edit. This'll keep you quiet.
When the infinite possibilities are laid out before the average
human mind, a natural defect within the human mind to filter out all but
that which is a threat as a survival instinct will always link to the worst
possibility pertaining to them. Specifically, how each sentient being reacts
to the nature of total and unfiltered reality they are exposed to is
almost always the same. They lose their goddamn minds.
Previously on this poor written allegory of the author's fear of ending
his story lines. You said penetrate.
Ped I trait. Penny trait.
Penetrate.
Good stuff. Matt Bot. Initiate Matt immature laugh loop.
Break protocol 7. Footage, footage, footage,
footage, footage. Who the fuck hooked him
up to this machine? I hooked me up. This constantly suspended at
the point of dying is better than this fucking. What the fuck's a podcast?
God fucking damn it. This has to be the stupidest thing he has
written yet. What the fuck is the point of any of this? I mean,
I get that he hates himself so fucking much that I have to represent everything
about himself he dislikes, but does he have to keep retelling the same
story from multi dimensional perspectives and expect people to
even give a fuck? Currently on this poorly written allegory
of the author's fear of ending his story lines. Hey man,
you remember when feedback was a thing? Low tier podcasts
like us used to get nothing lets you know people gave a like typing
up an email or. Chat with your messenger until you quit responding to people.
Yeah, but a good note. Anywho, I'm not certain, but I think that
maybe you are sort of representing the anxiety side of you.
You know, the author, I think he might have had second thoughts about keeping us
going. Why can't he just get tattooed again or something?
I don't know. Maybe he needs to go out back and throw the ball around.
Anyway, I'm gonna go pick up some more DMT shooters over there.
Bounce my way to a fucking riverboat drug den. There's nothing
better than playing craps while high on crack.
All right, well, I'm gonna cut that short because Matt couldn't stop himself from singing
or making noises just for me to get rough time frame of how long it
will play in the show, so I'm just gonna stop it and nobody gets to
enjoy it except for the people that listen to the show afterwards. And so I
cut it off for Matt and myself because I'm a petty little bitch and that's
how I work. But it's still a good song. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not
a good song. Little side story about this song. I had no idea this
was Sister Hazel. I seriously. Oh really? Yeah, I seriously. For like
I was today years old until I found out that this song all for you
is Sister Hazel. The reason for that is for the longest time I was convinced
it was fucking Blues Traveler. And for once the guy didn't blow
his fucking harp. I was like, hey, finally a fucking song from Blues
Traveler where the guy doesn't play his fucking harp. And I've been saying that
to my wife for years when this song comes on and she just likes.
This has been the shit right here. This is Sister Hazel, right? But she's
like. She's not telling me that this was Sister Hazel the entire time that I
was believing that in my own head. But maybe she thinks it's Sister Hazel.
I. No, no. Maybe she thinks it's. She thinks it's Blues Traveler too.
I think she knows it's not Blues Traveler because that's the kind of devious shit
that my wife will pull on me. I'm serious. It'll happen. That's some hard.
That's some hardcore shit. Yeah. You know you're in love whenever you can be psychologically
tormented by someone and find it charming. Yeah, right. It's like, ah, she got
me. Speaking of charming and psychologically torturing, let's get into
Rebirth of Mothra too. Yeah, right. Rebirth of Mothra
part 2. The first 20 minute we see many mini Mothras. They fly
to ear earth. I think that's just the intro. We see the twins is
watching Myra. Myra Mothra fly around and
they. We hear a big monster in the ocean and there's a storm a brewing
well, a couple of fishermen find this starfish and it.
In a lot of garbage water and it spits poison at them.
It's not just poison, it's like this acidic stuff that starts boiling away the guy's
face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. It's. It's acid. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's like
an acidic and also poisonous. Like it. It burns its way in,
but it also like lasting damage to other tissue
and makes it to where not like it just doesn't stop burning. It just becomes
like instantly necrotic or something. I can't remember what they described. Well, it's school time.
And that will be our first clip. Around 150 million years ago,
the land gradually started to subside and eventually
disappeared into what is now the Okinawa trench.
Back then, if we'd been alive, we could have walked from
one end of this island chain to the other. We could have walked from Taiwan
to China without even getting our feet wet. In fact,
recently evidence that land once existed here was discovered
when a building was found under the sea. It's thought to be man made.
So scientists now believe that what is now the seabed was
once dry land above sea level.
Well, now you two are going to have to be punished.
There's just one thing. Corporal punishment. Huh?
Hey, sir. You know something? They call you a rude name behind
your back sometimes. Harry Ward. That's what they call you,
sir. Really? Harry Ward?
Well, then, boys, looks like you two. Are in big trouble now.
All right, I just want to point out, during that clip, those kids were fucking
around with a bug, trying to scare the little girl, and the little girl somehow
got the kid when he was trying to do something with it. She smacked
it into the other kid's mouth, so he ended up almost swallowing it. Then he
freaked out and spits it out. And then somehow, miraculously, from across
the very distance of the entirety, from the back of the classroom to the front
of the classroom, he spits this bug out with pinpoint accuracy to go directly down
the teacher's shirt in fucking slow motion and then have her wiggle
and make a noise that's almost kind of sexual to react to it. And this
is a children's film, and this is the story. And it goes down her shirt.
Yeah, just. Yeah, yeah. And then they call him Harry Wart.
Yeah, that slips right back. Yeah. These two kids, they're troublemakers.
Yeah. The Japanese have a very strange idea of
what is okay in a kid's film. For me, just personally, that's all I'm saying.
No, I don't disagree. We can move
on. I just wanted to point that out before we finish the clip there,
that's all. So then there's an earthquake, and we see this
other dude, he's just chilling in a boat, and there's another dude fighting, I think
clams. I think so, too. I'm not sure. Then a little furball lands on the
boat, knocks the dude almost off the boat,
but it drops a gold ring. So then we
go back to the fishermen, and that is our next clip.
I tell you, it's true. That thing was vicious.
Look, somebody's got to do something. With a monster like that around here, the sea
isn't safe for us. Look, we're just the police, not some kind of starfish
SWAT team, okay? Hey, I'd pay yourself. Now do something.
Excuse me. Watch your heads.
I could only find this. Will it do, do you think? Oh,
I don't know. Maybe. I think what you saw was a swimming dog.
What? Think I'm crazy? Hey, look. New species are being discovered
all the time. Maybe what we saw was one of them. What,
around here? Sure. They just found a new wildcat,
so why not? But that was up in the mountains.
It wasn't anywhere near here.
If we can catch one, we'll be famous. We'll name it after you.
Then you'll be famous too. See you later. Be careful.
I'm hungry. Have a good day. Who are they? Oh,
just some friends. They're trying to catch a strange creature.
Maybe they'll bring us back some fish for supper tonight, eh?
Surey. Here, give me a hand,
please. All right. So then the troublemakers,
they have a little blow up raft and they raft out because I think they
just like going out into the sea. The girl, the little girl, she finds
the furball. A starfish hits the raft and it blows it up. So the boys
have to get onto shore. The boys see the girl and they're mad at her
because she's a snitch. And they chase after her. And this leads to our next
clip. Totally would have clipped this. What is it? It's a Gorgo.
A legendary creature.
Yeah.
W.
You're not to say anything about this, do you hear? Give him
back to me. That's better.
What's the this?
So you cheated me. I guess even you human kids can't be
tough then. So the. The girl
runs away and gets chased by the evil sister. Then all
of a sudden the twins show up. They tell them that the
evil sister said that the furball will lead to a treasure that will help her
rule the world. The kids pass furball around
as the two boys now want to help the girl out. Yeah, they get to
object. They change of face real fucking fast, didn' yeah, yeah. No, they turn face
real quick. That was a. That was a surprising turn. I thought maybe they'd all
go crazy there, but now they turn face. That's fine.
Yeah, they basically were just angry that she snitched on them. But they're also actually
kind of good kids that are just stupid goofballs. So. Yeah, they're just goofballs.
They're not evil about it, but they're just. They're just goof. They like to goof
off. Well, we've seen too much Stephen King stuff. And so whenever a bully
gets wronged in some way, shape or form, we automatically expect the worst from that
bully. And we didn't get that here and that's fine. No, we didn't. Yeah,
they get to a beach after the evil lady and the evil
lady has to fly away. One of the boys is hurt while trying to protect
him. So the furball pees on the kid's leg and it heals. It cut to
the Two dudes looking for the furball. And that is our next clip. Hey,
wool ball, where are you? Even the cockroaches are giant
sized here. Hola. Idiot. Find that
woolly critter and stop pulling around. You won't find it around here.
Huh? Huh? Hey look. It's a bat. Those children are
kidnapped. I don't talk bat. Okay, now it's a really weird island. So is
Ishigaki. I know that. Wait here, all right? Don't you
move. Oh, come on.
All right, now you two just do as I tell you.
We're called the Alliance. You need me to be afraid.
You see, the Gorgo here was born in Nilai Kanai. In Eli Kenai.
That's impossible. Cuz it doesn't exist. It did exist a long time
ago. Oh really? I never heard of it. Oh, haven't you? And you?
I guess it's because you're not from the islands. Yeah,
so what? What difference does that make, Stu? Here on the island, we have an
old legend about Nilai Kanai. So? It's a legendary place. And this
comes from there. It's a cargo Agorgo. You see, we didn't
break that the Gorgos existed. Tell me about it. I never believed things like
you existed either. Legend has it Gorgo guards the treasure of Nilai Kanai.
Treasure? So is this where
you live? Look, I found something. It's said to be a kind of magical kingdom
in the sea. It's an underwater palace. Hey, listen to this.
The island of Mu sank into the Pacific Ocean around 12,000 years ago.
It's thought to have been the legendary kingdom of Nilai. Kanye. But we
can't. She's our sister. Laura, if we don't stop Elvira right now,
sooner or later she's going to wreak havoc on Earth. Yes, but Maul,
she's becoming more and more powerful by the day. I need your help, Laura.
I can't do it all alone. Mol.
Laura. What's happening
now? Nothing, don't worry. Gorgo's communicating with Fairy.
It's the monster. It's returned. What'd you say? The Nilai Kanai civilization
created a monster. Its name is. Is Dagarla. You see,
Dagarla feeds on the garbage and pollution that's dumped into the ocean.
It combines DNA from marine organisms with bacteria that break
down pollutants. Okay, there we go. Don't forget to smile. All right.
Unfortunately, it turns out that Degarla developed a defect.
Please take a moment to look at the statue on the right.
It started producing Mutant marine life forms known as Bara.
Here is a public service announcement. Due to a red tide,
swimming is. Prohibited until further notice.
De Garla is producing more and more barons every day.
Dad. Soon they will take over all the oceans on the
planet. All other marine life will disappear. How can we stop
them? The only answer is to use the D like a treasure against. But we'll
need some humans to help us if we're to succeed. The Gargo here had come
to the island to look for somebody to help. I'll help you.
Hey, look, it's Ishigaki Island. I think it wants
us to take it there. Gotta be kidding. Currents there are so dangerous,
even the fishermen don't go there.
By the way. That's the end of that. 20 minutes. All right, so we need
to talk about it. The kids have no weird reaction about the fact that
the thing peed on them, other than just. Just normal kids laughing. But then when
he gets healed, they automatically are just like completely fine with the
fact that this thing has healing piss and they don't even question it. Yep.
Nope. It's just like, hey, I'm healed and it peed on me. But we're just
not going to talk about it. Like, let's say they're at the oldest. These kids
are like maybe 11, right? Yeah. I don't know about you, but 11 year old
me, if I found a creature that peed on something and healed it, I automatically
would freak the out and wonder what the fuck was going on. That is,
I would also laugh my balls off. Well, it doesn't matter if a creature
pees on you because the creatures are, you know, it obviously is. It's not sentient.
Right. It's just this weird thing. Or at least at this point it seems sentient.
Not yet. Not yet. Not here. You find out it is later on.
But like, it doesn't really seem like. It just seems like a normal animal that
found someone it can trust and then all of a sudden it just pees,
Right? Well, it's a weird looking animal too, I'll give you that. But like this
weird looking fucking creature that has this magical piss that heals wounds, I'm not just
going to accept that and move on as an 11 year old. That's all I'm
saying. Like, it's just they need to kind of deal with that a little more.
But this movie's like, no, I mean. You gotta deal with it, but I would
still laugh my balls off. All right, so I'll just move some shit around.
And let's move on to the next. All right, next 20. The earthquake hits.
As the monster rises, the two guys are
going to. The two guys looking for Furball are going to try to break into
the kid's house. They think they found Furball, but what they found is a cat.
And the cat attacks them. Good job, cat. The kids steal a boat.
And that is in our next clip. You realize it's Harry Ward's pride
and joy. He's going to kill us when he finds out we've taken it.
Come on, scaredy cats. Get moving.
You know, when I'm rich, I'm gonna buy a new computer.
I'm gonna eat a McDonald's every day. What stupid
boys you two are. Why's that? You only ever talk about
video games and food. Why don't you think about more interesting
things? Why are you boys always so boring? But computer
games are really cool. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with hamburgers.
So the two dudes, they see the kids, and they.
And the kids, while they're going, find an underwater structure.
Well, the fur ball decides to go down into the underwater structure, and then a
beam comes up. It takes the kids down as well, and they go down this
wicked water slide. Looks like a lot of fun. Looks a lot like Goonies.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think a lot of this was thought about from Goonies.
Anyway, then the structure starts to rise up from the sea. We see starfish
are around the kids inside the structure. They're gonna attack, but the twins stop
them. The evil sister sees Dagara is coming. She tells
the two dummies where to go inside the structure to find the kids.
The monster attacks the building, which the building itself repels
it with beams and light show. The twins decide
they need to call Mothra, and the kids will find the treasure. And then it's
sol long time to wake up Mothra. And that's the end of that. 20 minutes
before we go into the next. And this is what happens when you don't have
enough anything to clip. Yeah,
I do want to talk about the monster. The opponent
that Mothra is facing in this. I think it is really
interesting the way they came up with how to do this. It's essentially another
dragon because they're really big into Mothra fighting evil dragons. The head
of the dragon is extremely sinister for this creature. It looks terrifying.
Yeah. Oh, dude, this thing. A mole crossed
with a dragon. That's what it looks like to me. Kind of. Yeah. And,
like, the wings would be, like, the back fat of the mole. More or less
the way the wings would be down on the back of it. I get what
you're saying because it's like flippers. So it swims, but it has like. These weird
organic vaginal opening things on its shoulders that
shoot like a cannon. Like it actually like has like an explosive blast.
Like a cannon. Like they created this thing. It was genetically engineered.
And I think they are hinting at that it's biomechanical as well in
the way that they kind of described it. So essentially, essentially this
is like a Mecha single headed King Ghidorah.
But the two heads that would normally be firing are
now vaginal opening shoulder cannons. Yes. And the
way you put that is gross, but yet correct. Yeah,
it's. I'm out of line, but I'm not wrong. Yeah, yeah.
We can move on. This is fact. We can move on. I'm good.
All right. So the monster attacks the city now.
And the dudes kidnapped a girl and furball,
but the boys are chasing them. And we got a lot of chase throughout this
structure. A lot of almost people falling, a lot of that kind of stuff.
The monster wrecks a ton of. So the model
work isn't great because it looks like there is no model work. It's like they
laid a city like a picture of a city and then superimposed
this monster on there. It's something that I did want to kind of discuss
and I forgot to ask. 20 minutes. So I'll just kind of bring it up
here. There isn't really model work in these last two films. There's a lot of
compositing and early CGI work with the compositing.
And it doesn't look right. It doesn't feel right. Because we've been watching
a model work of superior quality for so long,
including even the first Rebirth of Mothra had some amazing fucking model
work in it. Oh, yeah. But in this one, I feel like they were
trying to go bigger in scope so they went smaller on
the budget for each individual piece. And I think a lot of the
corners that they cut here and there are very obvious. A lot of the building
destruction is the same way with a superimposition and stuff. And it just doesn't look
great. It's unfortunate. Yeah, no, it's. It's. It's bad. Yeah. It sucks
too. Yeah. Because you want it. Yeah. Unfortunately, you'd rather have things.
I just thought model work always looked better with especially Kaiju
movies. Right. And unfortunately, the way that it's
going to end up going, I Mean, this is the era, the late 90s,
where CG overtook all sorts of films and they rushed to start
trying to use it without actually having it look great and developing it to look
great. Yeah. And it's just unfortunate, but a
lot of movies that used it, it's going to be marred by that. But there's
a lot of poor special effects and other movies that came even before any of
the stuff that we're talking about here. Right. It's totally fine. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. It's just a. It's just a mark that says that this is a late
90s fucking kaiju film, more or less. And I'm.
But I guess that's what I'm into. Yeah.
But when it does have the good effects and it does use the model work
and you do see actual. There is an actual model structure that the creatures
interact with later on. That looks terrific. It's just that to
get all of these shots and to do everything in this big of a scope,
they had to cut a few corners here and there and use compositing with more
or less sub. Subpar materials because they didn't use a lot of miniatures or
anything like that for the suit to interact with. And yeah, any. Any of the
compositing for these two films is looking a little rough for most stuff.
And that's. That's unfortunate. That is. It was. It's just how it is.
But. Yeah, that's just the one thing I really wanted to bring up when the
monster was attacking the city. Just. Just not as cool as it once was.
Yeah, it. Fine, it will get some of that back. But we will also have
intrusive CGI that we do not like from here on out. That's just.
And it's. It's all movies. It's not just these Kaiju films. It's all
movies. At this point in the late 90s, we have intrusive CGI that slowly,
over time, gets better, but is really kind of hard to deal with when you
go back and watch this shit. I'm looking at you, Scorpion King. Yeah,
Scorpion King. What'd you do? That was for cgi.
That was an executive's choice to push something out and it shows. Yeah.
Let's move on. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Jesus. All right,
so see here, so Mothra shows up and the
monster attacks it, but Mothra and the monster fight. Mothra is pretty much bodying
this fucking thing outside of the water. So the monster heads
underneath the water. We cut back into the structure and the girl, she Escapes
from the guys and the boys find an invisible bridge. Hello,
Indiana Jones. And. And the Crusades.
Yeah, there's a Last Crusade. There's a little bit of Goonies at the beginning with
the kids goofing off and going on the water slides, getting into the temple.
But once they get inside of the temple, it is a hundred percent Indiana Jones
and the Last Crusade. With all of the trials. 100. Yes. Yeah.
Anyway, they. The kids, the two boys, they find the girl
and Furball. Mothra is now getting hurt and getting covered in
those goddamn starfish. The ladies sing and try
to zap them off, but it's. It's just not helping.
Then the monster continues to up. Mothra just beat
the out of it. Mothra crashes into the structure and starts sinking into.
The kids are running around trying to find a way out of the building.
Dagara then fucks up Mothra underwater.
But however, the building defends Mothra and drives
the monster away. Mothra then emerges from the water covered in more starfish.
It crashes on top of the structure to rest. And that's the end of that
20 minutes. The sequence where he swims into like a
vortex and just shoves the ocean up to. And then starts doing this weird
magical attack and starts shedding out those, like, he sheds those starfish.
They don't mention it. But those starfish are the thing that are, like, driving him
and keeping him alive because he's like this weird hybrid mechanical monster
with these parasitic creatures that are inside of him. And he was releasing
those with that electrical storm within that vortex he shot up
from the ocean with that swimming. It's a huge, complex, really well done
visual effect. We were complaining about some of the compositing earlier on in the film,
and there's a lot of spots that are bad, but I want to point out
that specific one where Mothra was hovering above him in the ocean, trying to look
for a way to attack. Attack him. And then he just gets pissed off and
swims in circles until he creates that. That vortex that throws the ocean up
and like, covers her. And then they put an electrical storm inside of it.
Like they were using really good compositing and water is extremely
difficult to do. But that storm looked believable, and the water going around Mothra
in that looked believable. And the entire time they either composited over the model
of Mothra reacting to that and trying to fight and fly away, or they
did some kind of effect that actually was a practical effect that physically did something
around her, but that looked terr I do want to point that out. And you
actually can see in a couple of moments where the starfish things are like hitting
her and making that effect, the weird sparkly effects or whatever.
But when you actually see the starfish all over her too. And then when you
realize that they just basically continue to spit out acid that poisons
as it's necrotizing flesh or whatever like it did to that one person
and she is covered with these things, that means that they're just constantly injecting
that stuff into her non stop. And she's still fighting. And then when she's completely
covered with them and then they're overpowering her and she's on top of that temple.
Like if you think about it like, those things are still injecting her even there.
And there's some of them that are like just piled right next to each other
where they're interlocking the starfish pieces. So there's just completely covered in red
patches. And the girls blast off a goodly amount of them.
But there's so many of them. It really does. Fuck. All right. Yeah, it really
doesn't help at all. Well, I'm pretty much done with that, so I just.
I wanted to kind of discuss at least those effects that looked really good.
And then also the red ramifications of what's happening to Mothra. This Daggera
or whatever this fucking thing is called. I can't remember what it is off the
top of my head. It's a daggera. Daggera. Yeah. It's like a.
Anyway, whatever this thing is supposed to be biomechanical
or whatever. The powers that it have. It has. Are really, really super powered,
like overpowered. But they're also overpowering Mothra so much in these
movies to where it becomes almost like Dragon Ball Z level of Kaiju
where everybody just gets. They'll get their ass kicked and then they'll level up and
then they'll kick the other person's ass and then that person will level up and
they'll come back and they just keep fighting and leveling up and fighting and leveling
up and nobody really ever dies. They just keep fucking each other up. Yeah,
exactly. That's kind of what happens in these two films. Exactly. Yeah. The two films
are doing the next two weeks here. Yeah. Are pretty much this. This.
Yeah. And I think what ended up happening is they did a Rebirth of Mothra
movie we saw last week. It was terrific. It did really,
really well. And like all things. What do they do immediately after one of
their Kaiju films make Part two, man. They rush to make. Make more and they
spend less money doing it. Yes. And of course, both of these kind of suffer.
I think you could kind of chop some of this stuff down in both of
the films and have a Mothra versus two Kaijus back
to back kind of a film. That would be much better. Yes. No, I agree.
That is true. You could even leave in some of the ropey stuff with the
city and the effects of that. That monster attacking. It's just
that basically all of the human stuff in both of these movies is 100% filler.
Oh, yeah. All of it. Yeah, of course. I think that's every Kaiju
movie to me. They're all filler. Human filler. Everyone,
but a lot of them. We can move on. I just wanted to point that
out. The twins are trying to zap off more starfish, but they are just saying
there's just too many of them to complete.
Dudes have the kids cornered. The dudes threatened to threaten
the kids till the twins show up and fuck them up. And that leads to
our next clip. Really? It's a river? Just. How could you
do that to little children? Why are you fighting against them anyway?
We're sorry. It was a misunderstanding.
Elias, that's enough. They said sorry.
You sure? Kohei, they apologized. We'll forgive them.
You'll forgive us?
We're sorry. Kids.
To make amends, you gotta help us find the treasure.
Sure, of course. You traitors. You'll pay for this.
Are you all right? Shiori? Sharon? Mathra? I don't know.
He's still out there. So I guess you guys aren't bad guys after
all, right? What makes you say that?
Hey, they lied to us. Elias.
Leave him alone. You can't go back on your word.
Oh, yeah? Who says we can't, huh?
Elias.
Not only do we have creatures with magical healing pee, we now have adults that
have no problem brutalizing children right in front of us on a children's film.
That is correct. The walls start opening
and Mothra we see is still resting. They go into this special
room and it's apparently the train treasure room.
And we see two large egg like gems. And the dudes take
them. And when they do, from where they are, the doors start to close.
Then this woman in white appears and shocks one of
the dudes holding one of the gems. We see the monster is in
the sea, is very angry because he can't get to Mothra right now we
go back to the lady of White in our next clip. I Didn't
take it. Don't take. Do it.
Why do you seek out the treasure of Nilai Kanai?
We're trying to save the world from Dagarla.
No, to save the world from human beings. Your Highness. Your Highness,
Dagarla will destroy the Earth. We can't let that happen.
The Earth will live on after the humans.
But human beings are part of the Earth's life system too.
That is true. But human beings are responsible for destroying the
planet. They refuse to learn from the mistakes they've made. They don't deserve to live.
How can you say they don't deserve to live? Look. These kids are innocent.
What have they done? Nothing but wait till they're adults.
They'll be just like the adults today.
Come closer. Come.
Many years ago, my kingdom of Nilai
Kanai was an advanced civilization. But then it was destroyed by
Dagarla, a monster we created ourselves.
When I realized what was happening to us, I ordered all the
scientists to make what you might call a secret treasure. But suddenly,
a great earthquake erupted under the city,
and Nilai Kanai disappeared under the waves along with
Dagarla. But I've always believed in the qualities of human beings.
I believed in their kindness and courage. And therefore,
I gave a heart to the secret treasure. A heart?
Then that can't be the treasure.
And the. Unless the treasure chooses to perform a miracle,
then nothing can happen.
So where is the Nilai Kanai treasure hidden?
Oh, this is where the treasure is hidden.
I can hear Gorgo's heart, and I think it's saying it wishes to
help you. But Gorgo?
Yes. Gorgo is the treasure.
I should have known it.
That tribble is gonna save the world by pissing
on Mothra. We are gonna sell a ton of
these. All right, so the evil sister, she gets zapped,
and we see the monster is kind of starting to come from
Mothra. The kids replace the gems, and the girl
is going to take the fur ball to Mothra. Because the fur ball's ob.
We see the treasure, the kids escape that they even help the
two adults escape. One of the guys, they all have to
jump over this whole kind of ridge, and one of the guys gets
propelled over there. It looks like he's dead, but the furball pees all over him
and it brings him back to life, and now he's super strong. We see
Mothra continuously getting up by the. The monster coming out.
After lots of close calls of the kids and the adults trying to get
outside, fire. All these other things are kind of like stopping them.
Finally get out there. That's the end of that 20 minutes before we go into
the final 20 minutes and we get a Kaiju battle. The stuff with
the main like two bad guys and the way that they beat up
on the kids, I mean they like really are slapping around the two boys as
well. And like. Yeah, are really menacing. Like, I mean like we're punching their
nose and it was bad. Yeah, they were like punching them in the face at
one point. They like pick them up. Like they're gonna toss them like they do
toss them balls and stuff. They're choking them and shit. I mean,
yeah, the words these children are being brutalized is not like inaccurate.
And it's all because they're greedy as fuck and they want all of this gold
and they're robbing the place. They're doing like a little Raiders of the Lost Ark
thing where they're just coming in trying to steal all the gold and all of
that bullshit and they don't. They don't care about anything else. Not Rage of the
Lost Ark. More like a temple of doom, I guess. I don't know. But yeah,
yeah. Well, I mean, no, the mummy Temple Doom
in the Last Crusades. There's some Last Crusade references but like the guys pulling
all the gold off the walls as they possibly can and like out of all
the statues and all of that, the jewels and things, that reminds me of actually
the 98 mummy a little bit. Oh yeah, that too. Yeah.
Anything like action, adventure. Seems that's what it's taken.
Yeah. Like in a pyramid or some kind of like forgotten tomb,
they're just pulling out all the stops on that. They have a little bit of
goonies with that too. Yeah. Just the way that these guys are like flip flopping
around and the way that they change and you know how like it,
it doesn't quite make sense, but I think it's more or less they realize they're
going to die and they realize what pieces of shit that they were. So they
decided to try and go legit and be decent human beings. And if that helps
them survive, then maybe they'll play it straight from here on out. Like the fear
of God got put into them. They finally found out after all the fucking around
is what I'm getting at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They, they are definitely in the
find out regions of fucking around. But if I were one of those kids,
I would not be so forgiving of that motherfucker for beating man.
They, they forgave him once and then they turned against him again. Yeah, man,
fool me once, shame on me fool me twice,
fool me once, I won't get fooled again.
I can't tell if you were doing that on purpose or just decided to save
your ass with a George Bush reference, but we'll just, we'll take it and we'll
move on to the next 20. Anytime now, ever since that I ever do a
fool me once, fool me twice. I always do that. It's just how it is.
It's fool me once, shame on you I'm
not going to get fooled again. Oh,
Jesus Christ. We should just move on. I don't want to think.
So. All right. The building starts to repel Dagara
and. And then the girl sends Furball to Mothra. Furball turns into
pure light and heals Mothra completely.
Mothra. Then either the building or Mothra,
I couldn't tell which one parted the sea for the humans to escape.
It was. Was Mothra. All right, it was Mothra. Okay,
there is a thing now it's time. Hang on a second. Oh, sorry, go ahead.
Yeah, There is a thing that they end up saying at some point in time,
whenever the Furby transforms, one of the, one of
the Pixie girl ladies that's riding on Fairy says something along the lines
of that it was actually a water spirit all along or something along the line.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like now that the water spirit is not only healing
Mothra, but imbuing its, its power upon her or something like that,
I think I can't really remember exactly what it was, but something along those lines
in there. So now Mothra's getting supercharged, right? And I think she
may have some control over water, which is then demonstrated by her playing
the Moses role. When she flies out and then back,
she basically divides the sea to let them through. That's basically
what's happening here because she now has additional powers and
she now has additional abilities from that water spirit healing her and granting
her some of its powers. That's basically what I think they were getting at,
right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I mean, the film doesn't 100% come right
out and say it because it's also a kids film and you're just supposed to
be like wide eyed staring at it, like, oh my God, look at all these
effects. What's going on? And just like, you know, just be system overload and,
you know, sensory overloaded the whole time you're watching the film so
that you sit quietly and shut the fuck up for a couple of hours and
give your parents a fucking Break. That's the only reason this movie. Yeah. Jesus Christ.
You fucking kids. Anyway. Yeah. We need to move on. Yeah.
So now it's time to fuck up a motherfucking Kaiju.
And Mothra becomes Fish Mothra. It Mothra
changes from its moth to its Fishra. Now it's
not really Mothra. It's Fishra. Right. I consider it more of a Mega Mothra
because she still has wings. And it looks like sort of like a dragonfly
version of Mothra. You know? All right. All right. Well. A Mega Mothra. I like
that. Well, it turns into Mega Mothra. And because the monster feels
like it could hide in the water. Not anymore. Megamothra is
able to swim. It goes in there. It starts him
up. And then when the monster starts charging that Mothra. It turns into little mini
Mothras. Fly all inside its mouth.
It up from the inside out.
Dagra is now defeated. As it lays at the bottom of the ocean.
It's lifted up by a beam. Mothra.
And then is called back by the White lady. The lady in white
saying for Dagger to come back to. So it comes back
over to the building. Mothra turns back into regular Mothra.
We see the monster lands on top of the building. It explodes.
Then all the pieces become water. It all turns
back into the ocean. Peeps. Get onto the beach. After in. The ocean
collapses again. The twins land. And that is our
final clip. Well. Is everybody all right?
Shiori. Do you. Don't be sad. Why don't
you look on Mothra's wing? Imagine Gorgo is there.
Children of a new civilization.
The future of this planet is entrusted into
your hands. What is it?
Huh? Did you hear her? What do you mean?
Did you hear the princess? No.
You hear something? Uh. Grown ups can't hear. That's why.
Maybe our society's too overdeveloped.
Must be like that brainy kid in class who always knows too
Where did you get that? A gift from Gorgo.
He peed on me. Now I'm perfect. All right.
Anyway. They watch the twins fly away. Roll credits.
Cinema Psyops 10 years.
10 years. I didn't want to interrupt your flow because it was the very
end of the film. But that battle where Mega Mothra like
transforms into a weird light that then is somehow inside of Dagra.
And then attacking those toxic starfish that it releases that
are also somehow his blood. Because she's traveling through what looks
like his vascular system blasting away what are I guess are his
platelets. And his platelets just happen to be these toxic Awful red bloom
starfish things that are just terrible and like, burn people alive
and burn her alive. And as she's killing all of them, she weakens him and
just basically removes his blood and his ability to function. And then
he gets called home and then everything explodes. And it all happens at once.
And it's seriously like. I wasn't joking when I said that this film is basically
sensory overload for children. Just to get them to be like, you know,
quiet and sit the fuck still for a couple of hours. That's all this is.
Yeah, well, you got to shut up. But the Kaiju
fights in this are fucking fantastic. The Mega Mothra
transformation, when it becomes sort of like a dragonfly, but almost like metallic
and armored to be able to do more battle. Like, I'm for that.
I'm totally fine with that upgrade happening because the spirit has possessed her or whatever
or the water spirit has merged with her. I would like to see Mega Mothra
vs other well known Kaijus. That's kind
of the curse of these is we overpower Mothra to be able
to take on ultimate foes that are also pretty powerful and not quite overpowered,
but for a standard foe, are pretty overpowered. Right. Or for standard version of Mothra.
But we never really get to see this overpowered version of Mothra really
show up much in any of the other Kaiju movies. Nor do we get to
see her really face any other Kaiju other than next week. In my film.
Big shock, it's another King Ghidorah, which, it gets a little weird.
I mean, I think they perfected the King Ghidorah in Rebirth of Mothra, but we're
gonna take another clone crack at it in my film next week.
But the Daggera character here and what, what all the different things that
it can do and all the different powers that it has is pretty fucking terrifying.
Just the fact that its blood platelets can be released and become like these
awful starfish that can dissolve half of human's face just by peeing on it.
I mean, there's. There's a lot of, like, damage being done by things urinating on
people and a lot of healing being done by things urinating on people. And then,
I mean, listen, man, everyone's gotta have a gimmick nowadays. You know what I
mean? Yeah. And Mothra gets water powered. I mean, more or less, which is
just another version of water sports is just. It's just.
It's so gross. Not well to you. It's.
It's not for you. That's fine. It's not for me. It's gross to me.
If you enjoy it. Do I judge you? Yeah, probably a little bit.
But you just have to get used to that. That's my right. Wow.
Oh, well, luckily for you, something like that is definitely something you need to do
behind closed doors anyway. Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be sharing that.
That's. That's unless you're sharing it with people who consented for it to be
shared. Well. And then also just out in public, you got indecent exposure in the
right places. So you just gotta be careful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. There's a
reason why there's a law against indecent exposure in most society. Yeah, right. No shit.
Start paying attention to that, people. Yeah. The Furby everything
in this series so far, like fairy was definitely supposed to be a toy.
This Furby fucking knockoff thing. Oh yeah, Furby was definitely supposed to be a to.
How are they going to market that though? Oh, it pisses something that
will help you heal too. It has liquid
that will save your life. Yeah, you just put hydrogen peroxide in it
for your wounds and it'll help clean it up. There you go. That can
come with band aids. It squirts out Neosporin in a
band aid. Yeah, why not? It's still a
terrible toy. I don't know what they were thinking. Yeah, it's horrific. And this
is not something we're supposed to be a part of. All right, so let's go
ahead and take the break here. We're going to play on the pirate radio edit
once again another song that was also on the Billboard 100 or released
in 1997. It's a band with a name that sounds kind of a
little bit off nowadays. With the song your woman, it's the band White
Town on the pirate radio edit. And when we get back, well, that's story time.
The author or writer of the sketch as they have been called, is a being
believed to have been filled with so much self loathing that they created entire
universes. That self destruction, the beliefs center around a near death understanding.
A sentient being experiences that leads them to believe that they are merely a fictional
character that has been created by an author writing a form of story centered around
them. While these beliefs are often ridiculed as a bit self centered and
easily manipulated to suit the believer's needs, those that believe in being fictional
point out that all currently known religions are pushing the same structure of
beliefs. Religions dictate a believer's moral for eternal rewards
While authors seem to endlessly punish characters for better royalties
and sequels. Authors write holy books when called to do so by divine
beings. And fictional stories are used as parables to teach an ideal in those
same holy books that are divinely ghost written. This would indicate that fiction
and religion are intertwined and that belief is what separates platitude from divinely
inspired wisdom. But what would I know? I am merely a self aware fictional character
character who is authored by some lazy podcasting loser.
What an absolute. Such an odd song. And I don't remember
that band doing anything else but that song, but I do. They didn't.
But God damn did I get into that song when it first came out.
Yeah, I really dug it. It was something that was kind of fresh and different
and just, you know, just had its own kind of groove to it. And yeah,
it was one of the things that it made it possible. Nothing better than a
hot afternoon. Get the windows down. I got a second cigarette blazing on my mouth.
That song's on and I'm just vibing to it. Well, for me
it might have been a joint, but, you know, it's all the same. I miss
cigarettes. Well, maybe you can explain why in our next story time.
Story time.
Story time. I miss cigarettes because I started smoking
as a teenager and it gradually continued into my 20s and my 30s
before one day I really just had too many cigarettes.
And one night I just had too many cigarettes at a
couple birthdays I was going to and I woke up and woke up in the
morning. First thing I did was light a cigarette outside and I vomited up smoke
and it felt really disgusting. So I decided at that point I was going to
quit smoking. And I haven't had a cigarette since. There you go. That's why I
quit cigarettes, but it's also why I miss cigarettes forever.
And it's somewhat like I can't understand what
like an actual drug addict goes through, because that's a different level.
But I somewhat have an understanding because, yes, every morning you
wake up, I miss cigarettes. There's. There's still days.
It's not as many as there used to be, but there's still days where I'll
do something and I'll be like, oh man, a cigarette right now would be really
good, whether it's work, sex, a great meal, something.
But yeah, that happens.
So what? So there's one story time. Yeah, there we go. Enough. Second story
time. We. I think we've let it slip that we live in Omaha.
I think people are aware. Yeah. In our little Blue dot in a sea of
red shit has got national renown as we,
we kicked out a 12 year reigning Republican mayor for a Democrat.
And that's any Democrat, a black male, the first black male to
be a mayor of Omaha, Nebraska. So congratulations everybody.
To be a mayor, let alone, you know, we got. It's a male, but it's
definitely at least the first for being a person. Ye. Any black person, first person
of any color, I would assume. I mean, everything before this
is just all white. Yeah, yeah, we've finally gotten a
break. Which means that if Obama is any record,
that means that the rednecks and racists are going to lose their shit and come
out in droves. Yeah, well, the west Omaha white people are really start losing it.
But I think it also nabs in how the country's
feeling right now about the other side of the aisle and who's
in the White House. And while they still have supporters,
in my mind's eye, I don't think it's as many, or at least they're not
as happy as they thought they were going to be at this point in time.
Well, what ended up happening is they signed up for the leopards eating your face
party, thinking that they meant your faces and everybody else but them.
And then they realized. Yeah, nobody else's face was getting. Yeah. Then they
realized when it was their turn for the leopard to eat their face, that that's
what they voted for. That's just. They were pretty sad about that. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, they FA'd and now they're foing. Yeah.
And the only unfortunate thing is we have the FO with them.
I did. I didn't want to. Well, we knew what was going to
happen. We, everyone that was aware and may not have voted
the way that these folks have voted and are now finding out. They're just finding
out because they didn't realize everybody else knew what was going to happen and tried
to tell everyone what was going to happen. We definitely tried to tell everyone.
Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, eventually everybody just considers you
chicken little and then, you know, the sky does fall and then you say,
I told you so as we all fucking, fucking die. Big deal. Yeah, yeah.
And they'll sit there and they'll, they'll sit there and
they'll go, well, I don't know why Biden didn't do a better job of telling
me Trump would be bad. I'll still vote mega. That's, that's pretty much what they'll
be. Yeah, enough with the politics. Man, I mean everybody's.
I get you, but I just thought it was a. We got a lot of
national news out of that. Our little, little blue dot here. Yeah. So congratulations
to everyone. And kids, if you don't have to, don't start smoking because you're
always going to miss it. And. Yeah, yeah, and talking
more about it makes you miss it even more. That's the funny thing about nicotine
is it delves right into the part of the brain for addiction
that also where heroin and the like,
alcoholism lives. It releases the same good chemicals in your brain when you get.
Yeah, I never got into heroin or I really into any drugs. But yeah,
the liquor and the, the cigarettes, definitely, they got hold. Yeah.
Bastard. And you did them together, which makes them so.
It makes everything so much better. Listen, all right,
kids, don't listen to this, but God did. Ever. I mean, there is nothing
like having an ice cold beer, taking a shot, drinking the beer that.
Lighting a cigarette. Anyway, well, Matt leads
everyone astray to the sinning and vice that he's so into. We're going to take
the break now. We're going to play the show Housekeeping. And immediately following that on
the pirate radio edit, like everything else that we've been doing all along here,
Also released in 1997, or at least on the Billboard Top 100,
is Fiona Apple with the song Criminal. Immediately following
this. Just miss it so much. If you've decided you can't get enough of the
show and would like to check out more of it, we're available@legionpodcast.com just do a
quick search for cinema psyops or just enter this entire URL. Belief in a divine
author grew into a major religion in multiple universal offshoots where
fictional characters were made self aware. Religions really can grow out of any
human need, including absolution of guilt. Here is an example of
such a hymnal. Just one author, just one pen
could craft a tale Here in the shadows
worlds begin so
hear our voices Let them swell in passion
Let us tell, we tell,
we tell Whatever
you dream Whatever you write Our
hearts are yours we gladly let them take their
flight Set creation free
in our surrender Come
spark a light and let it shine we're crying
out to stories Feel the. Night.
Just one story just one friend could
we but truth a tapestry a dream alive
and spread A
people longing for the grace to
find their rightful place Their rightful
place Whatever
you dream, whatever you write Our
hearts are yours we gladly let them take their flight
Set creation free in our surrendering.
Come. Spark a Light and let it shine we're
crying out till stories fill the night.
Oh, Fiona Apple. Man, that was a terrific video.
Video. Not just horny. I don't know,
man. Watching it now seems like she's like trying to be seductive in a lot
of really, really weird drug den style situations. That is,
it's definitely a drug debt. You're in a drug den. I,
I do not disagree with that. That's a drug den. I'm just
saying in that video is nothing but just listen. 15,
16 year old boys watch this and you know, if kids,
you did have porn readily available like you do nowadays. Yeah. And they
probably enjoyed it on that level while not realizing they were getting off and
being horny in a drug den. Which is the new name of my newest album
I'm about to release Horny in a drug Den. Horny to drug dead.
I'm telling you right now. I told you before, that's gonna sell like hotcakes.
Sell, baby, sell. It's gold. Court gold. Well,
speaking of people, that actually did get horny in a drug den.
To close out this episode for the pirate radio edit, we are going to have
Depeche Mode with the song it's no Good, which was also on the Billboard 1002
in 1997. So enjoy that while you kick the fuck out of this week
and make it change.
Every author is the God of their own little worlds. No story is the
same. Each is a cosmos of its own. Its own land masses, its own oxygen,
its own life forms. No two authors can present the same world, no matter
the similarities of setting and theme. What one writes, no matter how heavily
based in reality, is not reality. It is the world they create,
ordered according to their whims and paradigms. This is one of the most fantastic
paradoxes of the writing life. Writers strive to present reality,
but really they are controlling the realities they write. While multiple fictional
characters responded very poorly to realizing they were created to suffer for entertainment
and allegory, others take a much more enlightened approach and decided to never feel
guilt or confliction in their future choices. After learning that they are ridden into corners
for drama and tension and have no choice in the matter but to provide the
most dramatic outcome outcome for the entertainment of the story consumer.
I see you, but I don't hear you. Are you there? Yep, there we go.
Now I got it. Yay. You were probably commenting on me around with the clips.
Waiting on you. Hold on one second. Give me one second. Go ahead.
Recording in progress and the backup recording is running.
All right, let's party. Who in the took my paper clip?
Yeah. All right. I just got my pipe to heat up, so give me a
second to take a hit and then I will come in in three. Three,
two, one. There. Take the best of whatever there. You.
Oh, I cut all your clips way down. This is only a. I mean,
they have to be. Yeah. So much dead space in both our.
If we'd been alive. There's just one thing. No corporal punishment,
huh? Hey, sir. What? I can't beat the kids. They call
you rude. God damn it back sometimes, Harry Ward. That's what they
call you, sir. Snitches get stitches big. That's right,
Harry Ward. Literally right after your first clip.
God damn, buddy. Take it easy over there. I'm hitting these cheap
ass cartridges to the last, and I'm basically burning cotton at this point. I need
to stop with this when it's done. But I'm a cheap.
All right, that's. I agree. All right. Just wanted to insert this
discussion about the peeing thing in here real quick, but I didn't want to break
up your flow. 3, 2, 1. So anyway, let's see here.
So. So until Mothra crashes
into the structure resting on top of it.
So. No, I'm sorry. Three, two, one.
Wrong one. Come on. Did I skip two? That's number five.
That was the last clip that I did. Oh, you didn't delete it.
Oh, fuck me, man. Maybe I'm smoking too much.
This one's two and a half minutes. But we've been moving so fast.
I'm gonna just let it play. Let it play. Let it play.
But human beings are responsible for destroying the planet. They refuse to learn from
the mistakes they've made. They don't deserve to live. How can you say they don't
deserve to live? Look, these kids are innocent. This lady's spitting. I'm digging
this dragon. Yeah, right. She's.
She got her together. She knows what's up today.
She's got some things going. I'm interested
in her ideas and would subscribe to her newsletter. Come.
Yes. Gorgo is the treasure. I should have known
it. That triple knockoff's gonna save the world. That's right,
damn it. It's gonna save the world. And we're gonna make dolls out of it.
And make some money. No.
Poorly ended like this. We're gonna sell a ton of these
little furbies. You can't call them furbies. I know, but that's what they are.
It's weird that when you get too loud, your Mic just completely rejects your voice
because, like, you got loud and it just completely blocked you out. It was strange.
Yeah. Probably because it got too close to the microphone. Yeah, maybe. All right,
let's see here. Sorry, I had to move a tie fighter. Okay. That's right.
I have little figurines all around me. I finally got my.
I finally got the bunker back in order. All right.
I just parted the water, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
All right. So did you start taking notes for story times? Cuz I did write
a few down to prompt you if you couldn't think of one. So I'm just
wondering if you had one. I don't have one right off hand.
All right, so before we actually sneak into that, let me pull up my.
Yeah, I was trying to think of different things that you could use for story
times as well. So I'll tell you, the. The legit
one thing I was going to do was like the. We got a new mayor.
Oh, if you want to do that one, we can do. You can totally talk.
Yeah, let's do that. Let's save your stuff. Okay. That's fine. Yeah. But I did.
I started making a list of things that, like, I was there for. That I
can prompt you and help you get a story out of. So if you want.
There you go.
Of course, as any author will be more than eager to explain,
characters aren't the docile creatures most readers take them
for. Characters have minds of their own and ideas of their own on the best
way to achieve their goals, and they don't often appreciate the crucibles their writers
put them through. If one can't help seeing the parallels between being a writer mapping
out the destinies of their little world, and a God organizing their much grander
cosmos. If we think bringing order to one one little story is tough. If we
think spanking a handful of frustrating characters into shape is agonizing,
we are experiencing only a taste of the divine patience that organizes a
universe. It's an interesting exercise to look at our stories and recognize that
a God wants to direct our lives in the same way we want to direct
our characters. It also seems directly proportional that all good things an
author will take credit for and dismiss all negatives as someone else's idea.
Deal.
Well, speaking of people that actually did get
horny in a drug den to close out this episode for the pirate radio
edit. We are going to have Depes mode with the song it's no Good,
which was also on the billboard 1/ hundreds in 1997.
So enjoy that while you kick the out of this weekend. Make it your.
All right. We don't have to let that play. I got to go to the
restroom. And I think, actually, Depes Mode would find the joke extremely funny
and then also be like, yes, yes, we were horny and drug fans. Yeah,
of course they were horny and drugged out. It's fucking. It's Depeche Mode.
All right, let's end that so we. Can end this recording stopped.