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blunt, the audio came from a timeline and dimension that has collapsed at

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a quantum level, rendering it null and void in terms of existence.

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Operational time in the dimensional continuum where the beings that created

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including technology, null and void. Timelines across

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the entire continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction has

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a nexus that centers. On Cinema Sylops 10

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years man 10. 10 years.

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10 years man 10 years. 10 years.

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10. 10 years. 10 years.

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What is the most likely way humanity will be wiped out? Maybe it's something.

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Or us. Although the way the world ends might. Be because of you.

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And if this is the case, you wouldn't have any control over it.

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The global temperature rise underscores a chilling reality.

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Our planet is trying to tell us something, but we don't seem to

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be listening. A recent study has suggested that one. Third of annual deaths

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due to heat are directly related to global warming.

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On top of the initial flash of thermonuclear light,

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which is 180 million degrees, which catches every everything on fire in

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a nine mile diameter radius. On top of the bulldozing effect of the wind and

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all the buildings coming down, and more fires igniting more fires on top

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of the radiation if they happen to have survived poisoning people to death.

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On top of all that, each one of these fires creates a mega fire

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that is a hundred or more square miles.

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Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and

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changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on cinema.

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PsyOps a breathtaking scientific revolution is taking place.

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Biotechnology has been progressing at stunning speed, giving us

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the tools to eventually gain control over biology. Solving the deadliest

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diseases while also creating viruses more dangerous than nuclear

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bombs, able to devastate humanity. It's man

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returning to the most primal, violent state as

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people fight over the tiny resources that remain.

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What if the world we live in. Is just a dream or a simulation?

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Whether it's a dream or some advanced computer game you are playing right now,

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when it ends, you would be what causes the end of the world. Please do

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us all a favor. Continue dreaming or playing this game of life.

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Because when you wake up or unplug, there's a chance the rest of us.

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Will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across the entire continuum

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are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers.

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On Cinema Sylps 10. 10 years

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10 years hello.

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And welcome to the 511th episode of Cinema Psyops.

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I'm your host, Cort, the guy that's really stoked that we're actually recording in order

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this week so as to not confuse my co host, Matt. So you carry

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the one and then when will then be now. You're first, I'm second.

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We're recording in order because I switched the order just so you

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could record first. And I gave you this movie not knowing that I would

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actually prefer the third movie over the second movie anyway. Cause I didn't remember which

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was which. And I feel like you are better suited to rebirth

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of Mothra 2 tonight than I am, as a matter of fact. Why? Because there's

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a ton of annoying fucking kids in it? No, because there's a lot of water

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sports and I know that's your thing. That's not my thing. There are a few

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things that are not my thing, and those are the things. If it involves

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food or golden showers, you're not down. Huh? That's just not you. That's. Yeah,

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I never do it near the food. And I don't get involved with bodily.

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Fluids other than the ones that naturally come out during sex, obviously.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. No, just none of the. Like toilet bodily

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fluids. How about that? But if you're doing the fucking right, sometimes. Sometimes you can

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make toilet bodily fluids come out of the other person if you make them come

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hard enough. That does happen. That's. That. That is true. In the heat

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of the moment, that's fine. But I don't want anybody just straight up peeing on

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me, nor do I want to pee in anybody else. And the other end.

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Yeah, that's it. That's a. That's even a harder no. So what you're saying is

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you're not of German descent. That is. Well, yeah, that is exactly correct.

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I mean, for the record, if anybody gives a fuck about whether or not I'm

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into something, that's really not my thing, too. And your stance on the.

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If bot fluids happen because you came so hard, I'm going to take the win

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on that. And then we're going to get a towel. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to

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be like, hey, you know, when that does happen, it has to happen on occasion.

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I've been like, all right, high five. Now let's clean up the mess. Yeah.

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Sorry that I need to get to. Sleep, but thank God it's on your side

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of the bed. Yes. Thank God that either I

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or you came so hard that we completely lost control of our ability to hold

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back our urine. Yeah, good stuff. Good stuff. That doesn't

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really tend to happen. That's right, boys. And girls, that's all you're. That's all squirting

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is. It's urine. There you go. Have a good time with that.

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of it. But yes, it's primarily. There's some urine that happens, but. Welcome to

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Sex Psyops with Matt Cort. Yeah, I'm gonna cut some of this out. Cause none

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of this fucking matters and nobody fucking cares. So I'm just gonna come in on

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the part where I say I'm cutting some of this out. Because really, when we

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start talking weird sex stuff, it's just gonna get weirder and more uncomfortable for everybody.

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tell we were. We were starting to talk about semen. And you know what?

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I don't know where the combo goes after that, but it's never anywhere good.

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And this all started just because I was trying to make a joke about your

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sexual proclivities and in order to make you somewhat uncomfortable, so that we didn't

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really have to talk about the fact that there is magic piss in this movie.

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Rebirth of. Yes, there is magic piss in this movie. There is definitely

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magic piss you get. If the. If the Furby pisses

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on you, you're healed. Yeah, it's really fucking Furby,

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by the way. That's definitely a fucking Furby. Yeah, it's just fucking bizarre, the whole

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entire thing. And this being a kids movie, this is so fucking Japanese.

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really discuss it. So let's stop beating around the bush. Let's stop fucking about.

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Let's go ahead and find out what's going on with rebirth of Mothra 2.

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We're going to take the break here. We're going to play the Legion Patreon ad.

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And immediately following that, as I've been doing all along, songs released in

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the same year as the film, or at least were on the Billboard 100 charts,

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that they were still being sold in the same year of the release of the

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film. And up first for Rebirth of Mothra 2 is the song all for your

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from Sister Hazel, immediately following this on the pirate radio edit. This'll keep you quiet.

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When the infinite possibilities are laid out before the average

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human mind, a natural defect within the human mind to filter out all but

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that which is a threat as a survival instinct will always link to the worst

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possibility pertaining to them. Specifically, how each sentient being reacts

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to the nature of total and unfiltered reality they are exposed to is

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almost always the same. They lose their goddamn minds.

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Previously on this poor written allegory of the author's fear of ending

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his story lines. You said penetrate.

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Ped I trait. Penny trait.

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Penetrate.

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Good stuff. Matt Bot. Initiate Matt immature laugh loop.

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Break protocol 7. Footage, footage, footage,

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footage, footage. Who the fuck hooked him

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up to this machine? I hooked me up. This constantly suspended at

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the point of dying is better than this fucking. What the fuck's a podcast?

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God fucking damn it. This has to be the stupidest thing he has

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written yet. What the fuck is the point of any of this? I mean,

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I get that he hates himself so fucking much that I have to represent everything

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about himself he dislikes, but does he have to keep retelling the same

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story from multi dimensional perspectives and expect people to

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even give a fuck? Currently on this poorly written allegory

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of the author's fear of ending his story lines. Hey man,

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you remember when feedback was a thing? Low tier podcasts

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like us used to get nothing lets you know people gave a like typing

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up an email or. Chat with your messenger until you quit responding to people.

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Yeah, but a good note. Anywho, I'm not certain, but I think that

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maybe you are sort of representing the anxiety side of you.

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You know, the author, I think he might have had second thoughts about keeping us

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going. Why can't he just get tattooed again or something?

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I don't know. Maybe he needs to go out back and throw the ball around.

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Anyway, I'm gonna go pick up some more DMT shooters over there.

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Bounce my way to a fucking riverboat drug den. There's nothing

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better than playing craps while high on crack.

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All right, well, I'm gonna cut that short because Matt couldn't stop himself from singing

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or making noises just for me to get rough time frame of how long it

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will play in the show, so I'm just gonna stop it and nobody gets to

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enjoy it except for the people that listen to the show afterwards. And so I

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cut it off for Matt and myself because I'm a petty little bitch and that's

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how I work. But it's still a good song. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not

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a good song. Little side story about this song. I had no idea this

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was Sister Hazel. I seriously. Oh really? Yeah, I seriously. For like

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I was today years old until I found out that this song all for you

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is Sister Hazel. The reason for that is for the longest time I was convinced

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it was fucking Blues Traveler. And for once the guy didn't blow

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his fucking harp. I was like, hey, finally a fucking song from Blues

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Traveler where the guy doesn't play his fucking harp. And I've been saying that

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to my wife for years when this song comes on and she just likes.

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This has been the shit right here. This is Sister Hazel, right? But she's

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like. She's not telling me that this was Sister Hazel the entire time that I

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was believing that in my own head. But maybe she thinks it's Sister Hazel.

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I. No, no. Maybe she thinks it's. She thinks it's Blues Traveler too.

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I think she knows it's not Blues Traveler because that's the kind of devious shit

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that my wife will pull on me. I'm serious. It'll happen. That's some hard.

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That's some hardcore shit. Yeah. You know you're in love whenever you can be psychologically

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tormented by someone and find it charming. Yeah, right. It's like, ah, she got

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me. Speaking of charming and psychologically torturing, let's get into

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Rebirth of Mothra too. Yeah, right. Rebirth of Mothra

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part 2. The first 20 minute we see many mini Mothras. They fly

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to ear earth. I think that's just the intro. We see the twins is

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watching Myra. Myra Mothra fly around and

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they. We hear a big monster in the ocean and there's a storm a brewing

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well, a couple of fishermen find this starfish and it.

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In a lot of garbage water and it spits poison at them.

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It's not just poison, it's like this acidic stuff that starts boiling away the guy's

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face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's. It's. It's acid. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's like

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an acidic and also poisonous. Like it. It burns its way in,

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but it also like lasting damage to other tissue

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and makes it to where not like it just doesn't stop burning. It just becomes

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like instantly necrotic or something. I can't remember what they described. Well, it's school time.

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And that will be our first clip. Around 150 million years ago,

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the land gradually started to subside and eventually

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disappeared into what is now the Okinawa trench.

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one end of this island chain to the other. We could have walked from Taiwan

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to China without even getting our feet wet. In fact,

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recently evidence that land once existed here was discovered

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when a building was found under the sea. It's thought to be man made.

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once dry land above sea level.

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Well, now you two are going to have to be punished.

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There's just one thing. Corporal punishment. Huh?

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Hey, sir. You know something? They call you a rude name behind

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your back sometimes. Harry Ward. That's what they call you,

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sir. Really? Harry Ward?

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Well, then, boys, looks like you two. Are in big trouble now.

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All right, I just want to point out, during that clip, those kids were fucking

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around with a bug, trying to scare the little girl, and the little girl somehow

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got the kid when he was trying to do something with it. She smacked

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it into the other kid's mouth, so he ended up almost swallowing it. Then he

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freaked out and spits it out. And then somehow, miraculously, from across

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the very distance of the entirety, from the back of the classroom to the front

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of the classroom, he spits this bug out with pinpoint accuracy to go directly down

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the teacher's shirt in fucking slow motion and then have her wiggle

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and make a noise that's almost kind of sexual to react to it. And this

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is a children's film, and this is the story. And it goes down her shirt.

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Yeah, just. Yeah, yeah. And then they call him Harry Wart.

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Yeah, that slips right back. Yeah. These two kids, they're troublemakers.

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Yeah. The Japanese have a very strange idea of

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what is okay in a kid's film. For me, just personally, that's all I'm saying.

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No, I don't disagree. We can move

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on. I just wanted to point that out before we finish the clip there,

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that's all. So then there's an earthquake, and we see this

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other dude, he's just chilling in a boat, and there's another dude fighting, I think

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clams. I think so, too. I'm not sure. Then a little furball lands on the

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boat, knocks the dude almost off the boat,

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but it drops a gold ring. So then we

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go back to the fishermen, and that is our next clip.

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I tell you, it's true. That thing was vicious.

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Look, somebody's got to do something. With a monster like that around here, the sea

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isn't safe for us. Look, we're just the police, not some kind of starfish

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SWAT team, okay? Hey, I'd pay yourself. Now do something.

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Excuse me. Watch your heads.

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I could only find this. Will it do, do you think? Oh,

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I don't know. Maybe. I think what you saw was a swimming dog.

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What? Think I'm crazy? Hey, look. New species are being discovered

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all the time. Maybe what we saw was one of them. What,

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around here? Sure. They just found a new wildcat,

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so why not? But that was up in the mountains.

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It wasn't anywhere near here.

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If we can catch one, we'll be famous. We'll name it after you.

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Then you'll be famous too. See you later. Be careful.

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I'm hungry. Have a good day. Who are they? Oh,

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just some friends. They're trying to catch a strange creature.

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Maybe they'll bring us back some fish for supper tonight, eh?

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Surey. Here, give me a hand,

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please. All right. So then the troublemakers,

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they have a little blow up raft and they raft out because I think they

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just like going out into the sea. The girl, the little girl, she finds

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the furball. A starfish hits the raft and it blows it up. So the boys

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have to get onto shore. The boys see the girl and they're mad at her

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because she's a snitch. And they chase after her. And this leads to our next

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clip. Totally would have clipped this. What is it? It's a Gorgo.

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A legendary creature.

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Yeah.

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W.

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You're not to say anything about this, do you hear? Give him

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back to me. That's better.

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What's the this?

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So you cheated me. I guess even you human kids can't be

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tough then. So the. The girl

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runs away and gets chased by the evil sister. Then all

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of a sudden the twins show up. They tell them that the

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evil sister said that the furball will lead to a treasure that will help her

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rule the world. The kids pass furball around

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as the two boys now want to help the girl out. Yeah, they get to

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object. They change of face real fucking fast, didn' yeah, yeah. No, they turn face

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real quick. That was a. That was a surprising turn. I thought maybe they'd all

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go crazy there, but now they turn face. That's fine.

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Yeah, they basically were just angry that she snitched on them. But they're also actually

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kind of good kids that are just stupid goofballs. So. Yeah, they're just goofballs.

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They're not evil about it, but they're just. They're just goof. They like to goof

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off. Well, we've seen too much Stephen King stuff. And so whenever a bully

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gets wronged in some way, shape or form, we automatically expect the worst from that

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bully. And we didn't get that here and that's fine. No, we didn't. Yeah,

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they get to a beach after the evil lady and the evil

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lady has to fly away. One of the boys is hurt while trying to protect

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him. So the furball pees on the kid's leg and it heals. It cut to

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the Two dudes looking for the furball. And that is our next clip. Hey,

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wool ball, where are you? Even the cockroaches are giant

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sized here. Hola. Idiot. Find that

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woolly critter and stop pulling around. You won't find it around here.

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Huh? Huh? Hey look. It's a bat. Those children are

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kidnapped. I don't talk bat. Okay, now it's a really weird island. So is

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Ishigaki. I know that. Wait here, all right? Don't you

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move. Oh, come on.

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All right, now you two just do as I tell you.

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We're called the Alliance. You need me to be afraid.

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You see, the Gorgo here was born in Nilai Kanai. In Eli Kenai.

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That's impossible. Cuz it doesn't exist. It did exist a long time

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ago. Oh really? I never heard of it. Oh, haven't you? And you?

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I guess it's because you're not from the islands. Yeah,

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so what? What difference does that make, Stu? Here on the island, we have an

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old legend about Nilai Kanai. So? It's a legendary place. And this

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comes from there. It's a cargo Agorgo. You see, we didn't

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break that the Gorgos existed. Tell me about it. I never believed things like

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you existed either. Legend has it Gorgo guards the treasure of Nilai Kanai.

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Treasure? So is this where

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you live? Look, I found something. It's said to be a kind of magical kingdom

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in the sea. It's an underwater palace. Hey, listen to this.

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The island of Mu sank into the Pacific Ocean around 12,000 years ago.

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It's thought to have been the legendary kingdom of Nilai. Kanye. But we

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can't. She's our sister. Laura, if we don't stop Elvira right now,

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sooner or later she's going to wreak havoc on Earth. Yes, but Maul,

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she's becoming more and more powerful by the day. I need your help, Laura.

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I can't do it all alone. Mol.

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Laura. What's happening

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now? Nothing, don't worry. Gorgo's communicating with Fairy.

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It's the monster. It's returned. What'd you say? The Nilai Kanai civilization

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created a monster. Its name is. Is Dagarla. You see,

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Dagarla feeds on the garbage and pollution that's dumped into the ocean.

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It combines DNA from marine organisms with bacteria that break

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down pollutants. Okay, there we go. Don't forget to smile. All right.

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Unfortunately, it turns out that Degarla developed a defect.

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Please take a moment to look at the statue on the right.

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It started producing Mutant marine life forms known as Bara.

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Here is a public service announcement. Due to a red tide,

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swimming is. Prohibited until further notice.

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De Garla is producing more and more barons every day.

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Dad. Soon they will take over all the oceans on the

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planet. All other marine life will disappear. How can we stop

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them? The only answer is to use the D like a treasure against. But we'll

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need some humans to help us if we're to succeed. The Gargo here had come

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to the island to look for somebody to help. I'll help you.

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Hey, look, it's Ishigaki Island. I think it wants

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us to take it there. Gotta be kidding. Currents there are so dangerous,

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even the fishermen don't go there.

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By the way. That's the end of that. 20 minutes. All right, so we need

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to talk about it. The kids have no weird reaction about the fact that

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the thing peed on them, other than just. Just normal kids laughing. But then when

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he gets healed, they automatically are just like completely fine with the

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fact that this thing has healing piss and they don't even question it. Yep.

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Nope. It's just like, hey, I'm healed and it peed on me. But we're just

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not going to talk about it. Like, let's say they're at the oldest. These kids

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are like maybe 11, right? Yeah. I don't know about you, but 11 year old

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me, if I found a creature that peed on something and healed it, I automatically

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would freak the out and wonder what the fuck was going on. That is,

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I would also laugh my balls off. Well, it doesn't matter if a creature

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pees on you because the creatures are, you know, it obviously is. It's not sentient.

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Right. It's just this weird thing. Or at least at this point it seems sentient.

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Not yet. Not yet. Not here. You find out it is later on.

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But like, it doesn't really seem like. It just seems like a normal animal that

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found someone it can trust and then all of a sudden it just pees,

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Right? Well, it's a weird looking animal too, I'll give you that. But like this

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weird looking fucking creature that has this magical piss that heals wounds, I'm not just

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going to accept that and move on as an 11 year old. That's all I'm

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saying. Like, it's just they need to kind of deal with that a little more.

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But this movie's like, no, I mean. You gotta deal with it, but I would

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still laugh my balls off. All right, so I'll just move some shit around.

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And let's move on to the next. All right, next 20. The earthquake hits.

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As the monster rises, the two guys are

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going to. The two guys looking for Furball are going to try to break into

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the kid's house. They think they found Furball, but what they found is a cat.

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And the cat attacks them. Good job, cat. The kids steal a boat.

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And that is in our next clip. You realize it's Harry Ward's pride

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and joy. He's going to kill us when he finds out we've taken it.

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Come on, scaredy cats. Get moving.

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You know, when I'm rich, I'm gonna buy a new computer.

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I'm gonna eat a McDonald's every day. What stupid

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boys you two are. Why's that? You only ever talk about

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video games and food. Why don't you think about more interesting

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things? Why are you boys always so boring? But computer

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games are really cool. Yeah. And there's nothing wrong with hamburgers.

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So the two dudes, they see the kids, and they.

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And the kids, while they're going, find an underwater structure.

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Well, the fur ball decides to go down into the underwater structure, and then a

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beam comes up. It takes the kids down as well, and they go down this

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wicked water slide. Looks like a lot of fun. Looks a lot like Goonies.

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Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think a lot of this was thought about from Goonies.

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Anyway, then the structure starts to rise up from the sea. We see starfish

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are around the kids inside the structure. They're gonna attack, but the twins stop

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them. The evil sister sees Dagara is coming. She tells

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the two dummies where to go inside the structure to find the kids.

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The monster attacks the building, which the building itself repels

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it with beams and light show. The twins decide

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they need to call Mothra, and the kids will find the treasure. And then it's

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sol long time to wake up Mothra. And that's the end of that. 20 minutes

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before we go into the next. And this is what happens when you don't have

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enough anything to clip. Yeah,

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I do want to talk about the monster. The opponent

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that Mothra is facing in this. I think it is really

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interesting the way they came up with how to do this. It's essentially another

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dragon because they're really big into Mothra fighting evil dragons. The head

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of the dragon is extremely sinister for this creature. It looks terrifying.

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Yeah. Oh, dude, this thing. A mole crossed

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with a dragon. That's what it looks like to me. Kind of. Yeah. And,

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like, the wings would be, like, the back fat of the mole. More or less

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the way the wings would be down on the back of it. I get what

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you're saying because it's like flippers. So it swims, but it has like. These weird

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organic vaginal opening things on its shoulders that

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shoot like a cannon. Like it actually like has like an explosive blast.

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Like a cannon. Like they created this thing. It was genetically engineered.

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And I think they are hinting at that it's biomechanical as well in

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the way that they kind of described it. So essentially, essentially this

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is like a Mecha single headed King Ghidorah.

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But the two heads that would normally be firing are

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now vaginal opening shoulder cannons. Yes. And the

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way you put that is gross, but yet correct. Yeah,

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it's. I'm out of line, but I'm not wrong. Yeah, yeah.

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We can move on. This is fact. We can move on. I'm good.

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All right. So the monster attacks the city now.

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And the dudes kidnapped a girl and furball,

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but the boys are chasing them. And we got a lot of chase throughout this

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structure. A lot of almost people falling, a lot of that kind of stuff.

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The monster wrecks a ton of. So the model

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work isn't great because it looks like there is no model work. It's like they

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laid a city like a picture of a city and then superimposed

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this monster on there. It's something that I did want to kind of discuss

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and I forgot to ask. 20 minutes. So I'll just kind of bring it up

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here. There isn't really model work in these last two films. There's a lot of

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compositing and early CGI work with the compositing.

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And it doesn't look right. It doesn't feel right. Because we've been watching

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a model work of superior quality for so long,

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including even the first Rebirth of Mothra had some amazing fucking model

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work in it. Oh, yeah. But in this one, I feel like they were

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trying to go bigger in scope so they went smaller on

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the budget for each individual piece. And I think a lot of the

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corners that they cut here and there are very obvious. A lot of the building

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destruction is the same way with a superimposition and stuff. And it just doesn't look

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great. It's unfortunate. Yeah, no, it's. It's. It's bad. Yeah. It sucks

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too. Yeah. Because you want it. Yeah. Unfortunately, you'd rather have things.

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I just thought model work always looked better with especially Kaiju

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movies. Right. And unfortunately, the way that it's

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going to end up going, I Mean, this is the era, the late 90s,

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where CG overtook all sorts of films and they rushed to start

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trying to use it without actually having it look great and developing it to look

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great. Yeah. And it's just unfortunate, but a

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lot of movies that used it, it's going to be marred by that. But there's

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a lot of poor special effects and other movies that came even before any of

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the stuff that we're talking about here. Right. It's totally fine. Yeah, that's true.

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Yeah. It's just a. It's just a mark that says that this is a late

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90s fucking kaiju film, more or less. And I'm.

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But I guess that's what I'm into. Yeah.

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But when it does have the good effects and it does use the model work

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and you do see actual. There is an actual model structure that the creatures

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interact with later on. That looks terrific. It's just that to

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get all of these shots and to do everything in this big of a scope,

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they had to cut a few corners here and there and use compositing with more

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or less sub. Subpar materials because they didn't use a lot of miniatures or

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anything like that for the suit to interact with. And yeah, any. Any of the

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compositing for these two films is looking a little rough for most stuff.

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And that's. That's unfortunate. That is. It was. It's just how it is.

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But. Yeah, that's just the one thing I really wanted to bring up when the

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monster was attacking the city. Just. Just not as cool as it once was.

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Yeah, it. Fine, it will get some of that back. But we will also have

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intrusive CGI that we do not like from here on out. That's just.

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And it's. It's all movies. It's not just these Kaiju films. It's all

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movies. At this point in the late 90s, we have intrusive CGI that slowly,

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over time, gets better, but is really kind of hard to deal with when you

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go back and watch this shit. I'm looking at you, Scorpion King. Yeah,

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Scorpion King. What'd you do? That was for cgi.

435
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That was an executive's choice to push something out and it shows. Yeah.

436
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,240
Let's move on. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Jesus. All right,

437
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:35,360
so see here, so Mothra shows up and the

438
00:29:35,860 --> 00:29:39,680
monster attacks it, but Mothra and the monster fight. Mothra is pretty much bodying

439
00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:43,760
this fucking thing outside of the water. So the monster heads

440
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,760
underneath the water. We cut back into the structure and the girl, she Escapes

441
00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:51,200
from the guys and the boys find an invisible bridge. Hello,

442
00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:54,400
Indiana Jones. And. And the Crusades.

443
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,840
Yeah, there's a Last Crusade. There's a little bit of Goonies at the beginning with

444
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:01,060
the kids goofing off and going on the water slides, getting into the temple.

445
00:30:01,560 --> 00:30:04,900
But once they get inside of the temple, it is a hundred percent Indiana Jones

446
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,500
and the Last Crusade. With all of the trials. 100. Yes. Yeah.

447
00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:13,420
Anyway, they. The kids, the two boys, they find the girl

448
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,220
and Furball. Mothra is now getting hurt and getting covered in

449
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,980
those goddamn starfish. The ladies sing and try

450
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,780
to zap them off, but it's. It's just not helping.

451
00:30:24,260 --> 00:30:27,900
Then the monster continues to up. Mothra just beat

452
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,780
the out of it. Mothra crashes into the structure and starts sinking into.

453
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:35,760
The kids are running around trying to find a way out of the building.

454
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,640
Dagara then fucks up Mothra underwater.

455
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,640
But however, the building defends Mothra and drives

456
00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:47,200
the monster away. Mothra then emerges from the water covered in more starfish.

457
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:51,160
It crashes on top of the structure to rest. And that's the end of that

458
00:30:51,660 --> 00:30:55,360
20 minutes. The sequence where he swims into like a

459
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:59,560
vortex and just shoves the ocean up to. And then starts doing this weird

460
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:03,560
magical attack and starts shedding out those, like, he sheds those starfish.

461
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:07,860
They don't mention it. But those starfish are the thing that are, like, driving him

462
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,100
and keeping him alive because he's like this weird hybrid mechanical monster

463
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,340
with these parasitic creatures that are inside of him. And he was releasing

464
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,340
those with that electrical storm within that vortex he shot up

465
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:24,380
from the ocean with that swimming. It's a huge, complex, really well done

466
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,780
visual effect. We were complaining about some of the compositing earlier on in the film,

467
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,380
and there's a lot of spots that are bad, but I want to point out

468
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:34,260
that specific one where Mothra was hovering above him in the ocean, trying to look

469
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,980
for a way to attack. Attack him. And then he just gets pissed off and

470
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,620
swims in circles until he creates that. That vortex that throws the ocean up

471
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:44,020
and like, covers her. And then they put an electrical storm inside of it.

472
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:48,220
Like they were using really good compositing and water is extremely

473
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,580
difficult to do. But that storm looked believable, and the water going around Mothra

474
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,580
in that looked believable. And the entire time they either composited over the model

475
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:01,060
of Mothra reacting to that and trying to fight and fly away, or they

476
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,020
did some kind of effect that actually was a practical effect that physically did something

477
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,600
around her, but that looked terr I do want to point that out. And you

478
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:12,760
actually can see in a couple of moments where the starfish things are like hitting

479
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:16,960
her and making that effect, the weird sparkly effects or whatever.

480
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,280
But when you actually see the starfish all over her too. And then when you

481
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:24,040
realize that they just basically continue to spit out acid that poisons

482
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:27,840
as it's necrotizing flesh or whatever like it did to that one person

483
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,880
and she is covered with these things, that means that they're just constantly injecting

484
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:35,840
that stuff into her non stop. And she's still fighting. And then when she's completely

485
00:32:36,340 --> 00:32:39,560
covered with them and then they're overpowering her and she's on top of that temple.

486
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:43,480
Like if you think about it like, those things are still injecting her even there.

487
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:46,440
And there's some of them that are like just piled right next to each other

488
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:50,400
where they're interlocking the starfish pieces. So there's just completely covered in red

489
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:54,040
patches. And the girls blast off a goodly amount of them.

490
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:57,600
But there's so many of them. It really does. Fuck. All right. Yeah, it really

491
00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:01,400
doesn't help at all. Well, I'm pretty much done with that, so I just.

492
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,920
I wanted to kind of discuss at least those effects that looked really good.

493
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,140
And then also the red ramifications of what's happening to Mothra. This Daggera

494
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,460
or whatever this fucking thing is called. I can't remember what it is off the

495
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:16,020
top of my head. It's a daggera. Daggera. Yeah. It's like a.

496
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:19,740
Anyway, whatever this thing is supposed to be biomechanical

497
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,860
or whatever. The powers that it have. It has. Are really, really super powered,

498
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,740
like overpowered. But they're also overpowering Mothra so much in these

499
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,740
movies to where it becomes almost like Dragon Ball Z level of Kaiju

500
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,020
where everybody just gets. They'll get their ass kicked and then they'll level up and

501
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,770
then they'll kick the other person's ass and then that person will level up and

502
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,960
they'll come back and they just keep fighting and leveling up and fighting and leveling

503
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:43,880
up and nobody really ever dies. They just keep fucking each other up. Yeah,

504
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:48,600
exactly. That's kind of what happens in these two films. Exactly. Yeah. The two films

505
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,080
are doing the next two weeks here. Yeah. Are pretty much this. This.

506
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,360
Yeah. And I think what ended up happening is they did a Rebirth of Mothra

507
00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:59,760
movie we saw last week. It was terrific. It did really,

508
00:34:00,260 --> 00:34:03,680
really well. And like all things. What do they do immediately after one of

509
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:07,840
their Kaiju films make Part two, man. They rush to make. Make more and they

510
00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:11,560
spend less money doing it. Yes. And of course, both of these kind of suffer.

511
00:34:12,060 --> 00:34:15,200
I think you could kind of chop some of this stuff down in both of

512
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:18,840
the films and have a Mothra versus two Kaijus back

513
00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:22,240
to back kind of a film. That would be much better. Yes. No, I agree.

514
00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:24,960
That is true. You could even leave in some of the ropey stuff with the

515
00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:28,680
city and the effects of that. That monster attacking. It's just

516
00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:32,960
that basically all of the human stuff in both of these movies is 100% filler.

517
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,600
Oh, yeah. All of it. Yeah, of course. I think that's every Kaiju

518
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:40,859
movie to me. They're all filler. Human filler. Everyone,

519
00:34:41,019 --> 00:34:43,259
but a lot of them. We can move on. I just wanted to point that

520
00:34:43,759 --> 00:34:47,059
out. The twins are trying to zap off more starfish, but they are just saying

521
00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:50,299
there's just too many of them to complete.

522
00:34:51,019 --> 00:34:55,099
Dudes have the kids cornered. The dudes threatened to threaten

523
00:34:55,599 --> 00:34:58,619
the kids till the twins show up and fuck them up. And that leads to

524
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:02,419
our next clip. Really? It's a river? Just. How could you

525
00:35:02,919 --> 00:35:05,739
do that to little children? Why are you fighting against them anyway?

526
00:35:05,899 --> 00:35:07,989
We're sorry. It was a misunderstanding.

527
00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:12,540
Elias, that's enough. They said sorry.

528
00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:16,060
You sure? Kohei, they apologized. We'll forgive them.

529
00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:18,060
You'll forgive us?

530
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,860
We're sorry. Kids.

531
00:35:26,140 --> 00:35:29,420
To make amends, you gotta help us find the treasure.

532
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,780
Sure, of course. You traitors. You'll pay for this.

533
00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:36,960
Are you all right? Shiori? Sharon? Mathra? I don't know.

534
00:35:37,460 --> 00:35:40,800
He's still out there. So I guess you guys aren't bad guys after

535
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,440
all, right? What makes you say that?

536
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,000
Hey, they lied to us. Elias.

537
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,160
Leave him alone. You can't go back on your word.

538
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,320
Oh, yeah? Who says we can't, huh?

539
00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:07,930
Elias.

540
00:36:12,730 --> 00:36:16,530
Not only do we have creatures with magical healing pee, we now have adults that

541
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:20,570
have no problem brutalizing children right in front of us on a children's film.

542
00:36:21,370 --> 00:36:24,730
That is correct. The walls start opening

543
00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:28,570
and Mothra we see is still resting. They go into this special

544
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:31,610
room and it's apparently the train treasure room.

545
00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:35,690
And we see two large egg like gems. And the dudes take

546
00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:38,690
them. And when they do, from where they are, the doors start to close.

547
00:36:38,850 --> 00:36:42,050
Then this woman in white appears and shocks one of

548
00:36:42,550 --> 00:36:46,250
the dudes holding one of the gems. We see the monster is in

549
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:50,370
the sea, is very angry because he can't get to Mothra right now we

550
00:36:50,870 --> 00:36:54,890
go back to the lady of White in our next clip. I Didn't

551
00:36:55,390 --> 00:36:58,090
take it. Don't take. Do it.

552
00:36:58,730 --> 00:37:01,690
Why do you seek out the treasure of Nilai Kanai?

553
00:37:01,930 --> 00:37:04,170
We're trying to save the world from Dagarla.

554
00:37:06,010 --> 00:37:09,850
No, to save the world from human beings. Your Highness. Your Highness,

555
00:37:10,090 --> 00:37:12,890
Dagarla will destroy the Earth. We can't let that happen.

556
00:37:13,130 --> 00:37:15,210
The Earth will live on after the humans.

557
00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:19,290
But human beings are part of the Earth's life system too.

558
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:23,860
That is true. But human beings are responsible for destroying the

559
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,740
planet. They refuse to learn from the mistakes they've made. They don't deserve to live.

560
00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:32,940
How can you say they don't deserve to live? Look. These kids are innocent.

561
00:37:33,020 --> 00:37:36,300
What have they done? Nothing but wait till they're adults.

562
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,460
They'll be just like the adults today.

563
00:37:46,940 --> 00:37:50,070
Come closer. Come.

564
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:57,230
Many years ago, my kingdom of Nilai

565
00:37:57,730 --> 00:38:01,630
Kanai was an advanced civilization. But then it was destroyed by

566
00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:04,790
Dagarla, a monster we created ourselves.

567
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:09,710
When I realized what was happening to us, I ordered all the

568
00:38:10,210 --> 00:38:14,550
scientists to make what you might call a secret treasure. But suddenly,

569
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,880
a great earthquake erupted under the city,

570
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,600
and Nilai Kanai disappeared under the waves along with

571
00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:26,480
Dagarla. But I've always believed in the qualities of human beings.

572
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,280
I believed in their kindness and courage. And therefore,

573
00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:34,400
I gave a heart to the secret treasure. A heart?

574
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,360
Then that can't be the treasure.

575
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,770
And the. Unless the treasure chooses to perform a miracle,

576
00:38:44,170 --> 00:38:45,530
then nothing can happen.

577
00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:49,450
So where is the Nilai Kanai treasure hidden?

578
00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:53,450
Oh, this is where the treasure is hidden.

579
00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:59,410
I can hear Gorgo's heart, and I think it's saying it wishes to

580
00:38:59,910 --> 00:39:03,130
help you. But Gorgo?

581
00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:05,710
Yes. Gorgo is the treasure.

582
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,220
I should have known it.

583
00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:18,620
That tribble is gonna save the world by pissing

584
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,300
on Mothra. We are gonna sell a ton of

585
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,340
these. All right, so the evil sister, she gets zapped,

586
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,220
and we see the monster is kind of starting to come from

587
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:34,100
Mothra. The kids replace the gems, and the girl

588
00:39:34,180 --> 00:39:37,610
is going to take the fur ball to Mothra. Because the fur ball's ob.

589
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,280
We see the treasure, the kids escape that they even help the

590
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:45,040
two adults escape. One of the guys, they all have to

591
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,440
jump over this whole kind of ridge, and one of the guys gets

592
00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:52,480
propelled over there. It looks like he's dead, but the furball pees all over him

593
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:56,960
and it brings him back to life, and now he's super strong. We see

594
00:39:57,460 --> 00:40:01,360
Mothra continuously getting up by the. The monster coming out.

595
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,120
After lots of close calls of the kids and the adults trying to get

596
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:08,960
outside, fire. All these other things are kind of like stopping them.

597
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:12,860
Finally get out there. That's the end of that 20 minutes before we go into

598
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:16,780
the final 20 minutes and we get a Kaiju battle. The stuff with

599
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,900
the main like two bad guys and the way that they beat up

600
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,860
on the kids, I mean they like really are slapping around the two boys as

601
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,660
well. And like. Yeah, are really menacing. Like, I mean like we're punching their

602
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,580
nose and it was bad. Yeah, they were like punching them in the face at

603
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,180
one point. They like pick them up. Like they're gonna toss them like they do

604
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,550
toss them balls and stuff. They're choking them and shit. I mean,

605
00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:40,870
yeah, the words these children are being brutalized is not like inaccurate.

606
00:40:41,110 --> 00:40:44,150
And it's all because they're greedy as fuck and they want all of this gold

607
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:47,950
and they're robbing the place. They're doing like a little Raiders of the Lost Ark

608
00:40:48,450 --> 00:40:50,590
thing where they're just coming in trying to steal all the gold and all of

609
00:40:51,090 --> 00:40:53,750
that bullshit and they don't. They don't care about anything else. Not Rage of the

610
00:40:54,250 --> 00:40:56,510
Lost Ark. More like a temple of doom, I guess. I don't know. But yeah,

611
00:40:57,010 --> 00:41:00,470
yeah. Well, I mean, no, the mummy Temple Doom

612
00:41:00,970 --> 00:41:04,370
in the Last Crusades. There's some Last Crusade references but like the guys pulling

613
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:07,410
all the gold off the walls as they possibly can and like out of all

614
00:41:07,910 --> 00:41:10,770
the statues and all of that, the jewels and things, that reminds me of actually

615
00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:14,410
the 98 mummy a little bit. Oh yeah, that too. Yeah.

616
00:41:14,810 --> 00:41:17,770
Anything like action, adventure. Seems that's what it's taken.

617
00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:21,210
Yeah. Like in a pyramid or some kind of like forgotten tomb,

618
00:41:21,290 --> 00:41:24,010
they're just pulling out all the stops on that. They have a little bit of

619
00:41:24,510 --> 00:41:28,330
goonies with that too. Yeah. Just the way that these guys are like flip flopping

620
00:41:28,830 --> 00:41:32,090
around and the way that they change and you know how like it,

621
00:41:32,170 --> 00:41:35,810
it doesn't quite make sense, but I think it's more or less they realize they're

622
00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:39,530
going to die and they realize what pieces of shit that they were. So they

623
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:43,930
decided to try and go legit and be decent human beings. And if that helps

624
00:41:44,430 --> 00:41:47,810
them survive, then maybe they'll play it straight from here on out. Like the fear

625
00:41:48,310 --> 00:41:50,850
of God got put into them. They finally found out after all the fucking around

626
00:41:51,350 --> 00:41:54,890
is what I'm getting at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. They, they are definitely in the

627
00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:58,490
find out regions of fucking around. But if I were one of those kids,

628
00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:02,030
I would not be so forgiving of that motherfucker for beating man.

629
00:42:02,530 --> 00:42:05,750
They, they forgave him once and then they turned against him again. Yeah, man,

630
00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:09,590
fool me once, shame on me fool me twice,

631
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:11,830
fool me once, I won't get fooled again.

632
00:42:14,470 --> 00:42:17,190
I can't tell if you were doing that on purpose or just decided to save

633
00:42:17,690 --> 00:42:20,070
your ass with a George Bush reference, but we'll just, we'll take it and we'll

634
00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:23,910
move on to the next 20. Anytime now, ever since that I ever do a

635
00:42:24,410 --> 00:42:27,510
fool me once, fool me twice. I always do that. It's just how it is.

636
00:42:28,010 --> 00:42:31,800
It's fool me once, shame on you I'm

637
00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:35,560
not going to get fooled again. Oh,

638
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:38,360
Jesus Christ. We should just move on. I don't want to think.

639
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:45,320
So. All right. The building starts to repel Dagara

640
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:50,000
and. And then the girl sends Furball to Mothra. Furball turns into

641
00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,520
pure light and heals Mothra completely.

642
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,840
Mothra. Then either the building or Mothra,

643
00:42:57,340 --> 00:43:00,360
I couldn't tell which one parted the sea for the humans to escape.

644
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,380
It was. Was Mothra. All right, it was Mothra. Okay,

645
00:43:03,780 --> 00:43:06,740
there is a thing now it's time. Hang on a second. Oh, sorry, go ahead.

646
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:10,180
Yeah, There is a thing that they end up saying at some point in time,

647
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,940
whenever the Furby transforms, one of the, one of

648
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,940
the Pixie girl ladies that's riding on Fairy says something along the lines

649
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,820
of that it was actually a water spirit all along or something along the line.

650
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,340
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like now that the water spirit is not only healing

651
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,260
Mothra, but imbuing its, its power upon her or something like that,

652
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:31,960
I think I can't really remember exactly what it was, but something along those lines

653
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,720
in there. So now Mothra's getting supercharged, right? And I think she

654
00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:39,840
may have some control over water, which is then demonstrated by her playing

655
00:43:40,340 --> 00:43:43,160
the Moses role. When she flies out and then back,

656
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:47,080
she basically divides the sea to let them through. That's basically

657
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,760
what's happening here because she now has additional powers and

658
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:54,720
she now has additional abilities from that water spirit healing her and granting

659
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:58,160
her some of its powers. That's basically what I think they were getting at,

660
00:43:58,660 --> 00:44:01,740
right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I mean, the film doesn't 100% come right

661
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,460
out and say it because it's also a kids film and you're just supposed to

662
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,380
be like wide eyed staring at it, like, oh my God, look at all these

663
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,020
effects. What's going on? And just like, you know, just be system overload and,

664
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:15,700
you know, sensory overloaded the whole time you're watching the film so

665
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,220
that you sit quietly and shut the fuck up for a couple of hours and

666
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,220
give your parents a fucking Break. That's the only reason this movie. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

667
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,460
You fucking kids. Anyway. Yeah. We need to move on. Yeah.

668
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,720
So now it's time to fuck up a motherfucking Kaiju.

669
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:34,040
And Mothra becomes Fish Mothra. It Mothra

670
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:37,800
changes from its moth to its Fishra. Now it's

671
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:41,680
not really Mothra. It's Fishra. Right. I consider it more of a Mega Mothra

672
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:45,760
because she still has wings. And it looks like sort of like a dragonfly

673
00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:49,120
version of Mothra. You know? All right. All right. Well. A Mega Mothra. I like

674
00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:53,000
that. Well, it turns into Mega Mothra. And because the monster feels

675
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:57,510
like it could hide in the water. Not anymore. Megamothra is

676
00:44:58,010 --> 00:45:01,430
able to swim. It goes in there. It starts him

677
00:45:01,930 --> 00:45:05,630
up. And then when the monster starts charging that Mothra. It turns into little mini

678
00:45:06,130 --> 00:45:09,150
Mothras. Fly all inside its mouth.

679
00:45:09,390 --> 00:45:11,150
It up from the inside out.

680
00:45:13,870 --> 00:45:17,470
Dagra is now defeated. As it lays at the bottom of the ocean.

681
00:45:17,970 --> 00:45:20,350
It's lifted up by a beam. Mothra.

682
00:45:21,230 --> 00:45:24,830
And then is called back by the White lady. The lady in white

683
00:45:24,910 --> 00:45:28,050
saying for Dagger to come back to. So it comes back

684
00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:32,570
over to the building. Mothra turns back into regular Mothra.

685
00:45:33,210 --> 00:45:36,810
We see the monster lands on top of the building. It explodes.

686
00:45:36,970 --> 00:45:40,410
Then all the pieces become water. It all turns

687
00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:44,530
back into the ocean. Peeps. Get onto the beach. After in. The ocean

688
00:45:45,030 --> 00:45:48,490
collapses again. The twins land. And that is our

689
00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:51,290
final clip. Well. Is everybody all right?

690
00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:55,700
Shiori. Do you. Don't be sad. Why don't

691
00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,940
you look on Mothra's wing? Imagine Gorgo is there.

692
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,420
Children of a new civilization.

693
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:09,740
The future of this planet is entrusted into

694
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,900
your hands. What is it?

695
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,900
Huh? Did you hear her? What do you mean?

696
00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:19,540
Did you hear the princess? No.

697
00:46:21,390 --> 00:46:24,830
You hear something? Uh. Grown ups can't hear. That's why.

698
00:46:27,710 --> 00:46:30,110
Maybe our society's too overdeveloped.

699
00:46:30,830 --> 00:46:33,870
Must be like that brainy kid in class who always knows too

700
00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:41,310
Where did you get that? A gift from Gorgo.

701
00:46:41,810 --> 00:46:44,950
He peed on me. Now I'm perfect. All right.

702
00:46:45,450 --> 00:46:48,910
Anyway. They watch the twins fly away. Roll credits.

703
00:46:49,410 --> 00:46:52,570
Cinema Psyops 10 years.

704
00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:56,490
10 years. I didn't want to interrupt your flow because it was the very

705
00:46:56,990 --> 00:47:00,890
end of the film. But that battle where Mega Mothra like

706
00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:05,610
transforms into a weird light that then is somehow inside of Dagra.

707
00:47:06,110 --> 00:47:09,250
And then attacking those toxic starfish that it releases that

708
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,850
are also somehow his blood. Because she's traveling through what looks

709
00:47:13,350 --> 00:47:16,730
like his vascular system blasting away what are I guess are his

710
00:47:17,230 --> 00:47:21,320
platelets. And his platelets just happen to be these toxic Awful red bloom

711
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,440
starfish things that are just terrible and like, burn people alive

712
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:28,840
and burn her alive. And as she's killing all of them, she weakens him and

713
00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:32,640
just basically removes his blood and his ability to function. And then

714
00:47:33,140 --> 00:47:36,520
he gets called home and then everything explodes. And it all happens at once.

715
00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,880
And it's seriously like. I wasn't joking when I said that this film is basically

716
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:43,680
sensory overload for children. Just to get them to be like, you know,

717
00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:47,000
quiet and sit the fuck still for a couple of hours. That's all this is.

718
00:47:47,640 --> 00:47:51,390
Yeah, well, you got to shut up. But the Kaiju

719
00:47:51,890 --> 00:47:55,030
fights in this are fucking fantastic. The Mega Mothra

720
00:47:55,530 --> 00:47:59,470
transformation, when it becomes sort of like a dragonfly, but almost like metallic

721
00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:03,270
and armored to be able to do more battle. Like, I'm for that.

722
00:48:03,770 --> 00:48:07,670
I'm totally fine with that upgrade happening because the spirit has possessed her or whatever

723
00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:11,270
or the water spirit has merged with her. I would like to see Mega Mothra

724
00:48:11,770 --> 00:48:15,070
vs other well known Kaijus. That's kind

725
00:48:15,570 --> 00:48:18,870
of the curse of these is we overpower Mothra to be able

726
00:48:19,370 --> 00:48:23,270
to take on ultimate foes that are also pretty powerful and not quite overpowered,

727
00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:27,710
but for a standard foe, are pretty overpowered. Right. Or for standard version of Mothra.

728
00:48:27,870 --> 00:48:31,870
But we never really get to see this overpowered version of Mothra really

729
00:48:32,370 --> 00:48:35,070
show up much in any of the other Kaiju movies. Nor do we get to

730
00:48:35,570 --> 00:48:38,630
see her really face any other Kaiju other than next week. In my film.

731
00:48:39,130 --> 00:48:42,670
Big shock, it's another King Ghidorah, which, it gets a little weird.

732
00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:46,510
I mean, I think they perfected the King Ghidorah in Rebirth of Mothra, but we're

733
00:48:47,010 --> 00:48:48,880
gonna take another clone crack at it in my film next week.

734
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:54,400
But the Daggera character here and what, what all the different things that

735
00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:58,560
it can do and all the different powers that it has is pretty fucking terrifying.

736
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:02,760
Just the fact that its blood platelets can be released and become like these

737
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:06,560
awful starfish that can dissolve half of human's face just by peeing on it.

738
00:49:07,060 --> 00:49:10,280
I mean, there's. There's a lot of, like, damage being done by things urinating on

739
00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:14,040
people and a lot of healing being done by things urinating on people. And then,

740
00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:18,000
I mean, listen, man, everyone's gotta have a gimmick nowadays. You know what I

741
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:22,100
mean? Yeah. And Mothra gets water powered. I mean, more or less, which is

742
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,900
just another version of water sports is just. It's just.

743
00:49:26,140 --> 00:49:29,900
It's so gross. Not well to you. It's.

744
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,100
It's not for you. That's fine. It's not for me. It's gross to me.

745
00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:36,940
If you enjoy it. Do I judge you? Yeah, probably a little bit.

746
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,620
But you just have to get used to that. That's my right. Wow.

747
00:49:41,820 --> 00:49:44,980
Oh, well, luckily for you, something like that is definitely something you need to do

748
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,640
behind closed doors anyway. Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't be sharing that.

749
00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:52,640
That's. That's unless you're sharing it with people who consented for it to be

750
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:56,280
shared. Well. And then also just out in public, you got indecent exposure in the

751
00:49:56,780 --> 00:50:00,280
right places. So you just gotta be careful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. There's a

752
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:04,440
reason why there's a law against indecent exposure in most society. Yeah, right. No shit.

753
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:08,640
Start paying attention to that, people. Yeah. The Furby everything

754
00:50:09,140 --> 00:50:12,960
in this series so far, like fairy was definitely supposed to be a toy.

755
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:17,070
This Furby fucking knockoff thing. Oh yeah, Furby was definitely supposed to be a to.

756
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:20,380
How are they going to market that though? Oh, it pisses something that

757
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,740
will help you heal too. It has liquid

758
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:28,620
that will save your life. Yeah, you just put hydrogen peroxide in it

759
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:32,860
for your wounds and it'll help clean it up. There you go. That can

760
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,700
come with band aids. It squirts out Neosporin in a

761
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:40,340
band aid. Yeah, why not? It's still a

762
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,300
terrible toy. I don't know what they were thinking. Yeah, it's horrific. And this

763
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,740
is not something we're supposed to be a part of. All right, so let's go

764
00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:50,080
ahead and take the break here. We're going to play on the pirate radio edit

765
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:54,200
once again another song that was also on the Billboard 100 or released

766
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:58,520
in 1997. It's a band with a name that sounds kind of a

767
00:50:59,020 --> 00:51:02,080
little bit off nowadays. With the song your woman, it's the band White

768
00:51:02,580 --> 00:51:05,840
Town on the pirate radio edit. And when we get back, well, that's story time.

769
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,480
The author or writer of the sketch as they have been called, is a being

770
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:13,240
believed to have been filled with so much self loathing that they created entire

771
00:51:13,740 --> 00:51:17,450
universes. That self destruction, the beliefs center around a near death understanding.

772
00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:21,570
A sentient being experiences that leads them to believe that they are merely a fictional

773
00:51:22,070 --> 00:51:25,890
character that has been created by an author writing a form of story centered around

774
00:51:26,390 --> 00:51:29,650
them. While these beliefs are often ridiculed as a bit self centered and

775
00:51:30,150 --> 00:51:33,890
easily manipulated to suit the believer's needs, those that believe in being fictional

776
00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:37,770
point out that all currently known religions are pushing the same structure of

777
00:51:38,270 --> 00:51:41,670
beliefs. Religions dictate a believer's moral for eternal rewards

778
00:51:42,170 --> 00:51:45,350
While authors seem to endlessly punish characters for better royalties

779
00:51:45,850 --> 00:51:49,270
and sequels. Authors write holy books when called to do so by divine

780
00:51:49,770 --> 00:51:53,270
beings. And fictional stories are used as parables to teach an ideal in those

781
00:51:53,770 --> 00:51:57,270
same holy books that are divinely ghost written. This would indicate that fiction

782
00:51:57,770 --> 00:52:01,590
and religion are intertwined and that belief is what separates platitude from divinely

783
00:52:02,090 --> 00:52:05,770
inspired wisdom. But what would I know? I am merely a self aware fictional character

784
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,800
character who is authored by some lazy podcasting loser.

785
00:52:09,300 --> 00:52:12,480
What an absolute. Such an odd song. And I don't remember

786
00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:16,040
that band doing anything else but that song, but I do. They didn't.

787
00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:19,400
But God damn did I get into that song when it first came out.

788
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:22,480
Yeah, I really dug it. It was something that was kind of fresh and different

789
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:25,960
and just, you know, just had its own kind of groove to it. And yeah,

790
00:52:26,460 --> 00:52:29,000
it was one of the things that it made it possible. Nothing better than a

791
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:32,610
hot afternoon. Get the windows down. I got a second cigarette blazing on my mouth.

792
00:52:33,110 --> 00:52:36,770
That song's on and I'm just vibing to it. Well, for me

793
00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:39,530
it might have been a joint, but, you know, it's all the same. I miss

794
00:52:40,030 --> 00:52:43,530
cigarettes. Well, maybe you can explain why in our next story time.

795
00:52:50,170 --> 00:52:51,770
Story time.

796
00:52:54,730 --> 00:52:58,930
Story time. I miss cigarettes because I started smoking

797
00:52:59,430 --> 00:53:02,770
as a teenager and it gradually continued into my 20s and my 30s

798
00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:06,450
before one day I really just had too many cigarettes.

799
00:53:06,690 --> 00:53:09,970
And one night I just had too many cigarettes at a

800
00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:13,410
couple birthdays I was going to and I woke up and woke up in the

801
00:53:13,910 --> 00:53:17,210
morning. First thing I did was light a cigarette outside and I vomited up smoke

802
00:53:17,710 --> 00:53:20,610
and it felt really disgusting. So I decided at that point I was going to

803
00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:23,930
quit smoking. And I haven't had a cigarette since. There you go. That's why I

804
00:53:24,430 --> 00:53:28,490
quit cigarettes, but it's also why I miss cigarettes forever.

805
00:53:28,730 --> 00:53:32,170
And it's somewhat like I can't understand what

806
00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:35,690
like an actual drug addict goes through, because that's a different level.

807
00:53:35,850 --> 00:53:39,410
But I somewhat have an understanding because, yes, every morning you

808
00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:43,490
wake up, I miss cigarettes. There's. There's still days.

809
00:53:43,990 --> 00:53:46,170
It's not as many as there used to be, but there's still days where I'll

810
00:53:46,670 --> 00:53:49,170
do something and I'll be like, oh man, a cigarette right now would be really

811
00:53:49,670 --> 00:53:52,890
good, whether it's work, sex, a great meal, something.

812
00:53:52,970 --> 00:53:54,330
But yeah, that happens.

813
00:53:56,170 --> 00:53:59,550
So what? So there's one story time. Yeah, there we go. Enough. Second story

814
00:54:00,050 --> 00:54:03,750
time. We. I think we've let it slip that we live in Omaha.

815
00:54:04,390 --> 00:54:08,110
I think people are aware. Yeah. In our little Blue dot in a sea of

816
00:54:08,610 --> 00:54:12,470
red shit has got national renown as we,

817
00:54:12,970 --> 00:54:17,110
we kicked out a 12 year reigning Republican mayor for a Democrat.

818
00:54:17,610 --> 00:54:20,710
And that's any Democrat, a black male, the first black male to

819
00:54:20,790 --> 00:54:24,550
be a mayor of Omaha, Nebraska. So congratulations everybody.

820
00:54:25,050 --> 00:54:28,310
To be a mayor, let alone, you know, we got. It's a male, but it's

821
00:54:28,810 --> 00:54:32,130
definitely at least the first for being a person. Ye. Any black person, first person

822
00:54:32,630 --> 00:54:36,370
of any color, I would assume. I mean, everything before this

823
00:54:36,870 --> 00:54:40,850
is just all white. Yeah, yeah, we've finally gotten a

824
00:54:41,350 --> 00:54:44,930
break. Which means that if Obama is any record,

825
00:54:45,010 --> 00:54:48,210
that means that the rednecks and racists are going to lose their shit and come

826
00:54:48,710 --> 00:54:51,650
out in droves. Yeah, well, the west Omaha white people are really start losing it.

827
00:54:51,810 --> 00:54:56,090
But I think it also nabs in how the country's

828
00:54:56,590 --> 00:54:59,890
feeling right now about the other side of the aisle and who's

829
00:55:00,390 --> 00:55:03,790
in the White House. And while they still have supporters,

830
00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:07,270
in my mind's eye, I don't think it's as many, or at least they're not

831
00:55:07,770 --> 00:55:10,270
as happy as they thought they were going to be at this point in time.

832
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:14,150
Well, what ended up happening is they signed up for the leopards eating your face

833
00:55:14,650 --> 00:55:18,030
party, thinking that they meant your faces and everybody else but them.

834
00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:21,590
And then they realized. Yeah, nobody else's face was getting. Yeah. Then they

835
00:55:22,090 --> 00:55:24,710
realized when it was their turn for the leopard to eat their face, that that's

836
00:55:25,210 --> 00:55:28,390
what they voted for. That's just. They were pretty sad about that. Yeah, yeah.

837
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:31,870
I mean, they FA'd and now they're foing. Yeah.

838
00:55:32,110 --> 00:55:35,690
And the only unfortunate thing is we have the FO with them.

839
00:55:36,010 --> 00:55:39,130
I did. I didn't want to. Well, we knew what was going to

840
00:55:39,630 --> 00:55:43,170
happen. We, everyone that was aware and may not have voted

841
00:55:43,670 --> 00:55:46,850
the way that these folks have voted and are now finding out. They're just finding

842
00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:50,290
out because they didn't realize everybody else knew what was going to happen and tried

843
00:55:50,790 --> 00:55:54,090
to tell everyone what was going to happen. We definitely tried to tell everyone.

844
00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:57,650
Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, eventually everybody just considers you

845
00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:00,610
chicken little and then, you know, the sky does fall and then you say,

846
00:56:01,110 --> 00:56:03,520
I told you so as we all fucking, fucking die. Big deal. Yeah, yeah.

847
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,920
And they'll sit there and they'll, they'll sit there and

848
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:10,080
they'll go, well, I don't know why Biden didn't do a better job of telling

849
00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:14,120
me Trump would be bad. I'll still vote mega. That's, that's pretty much what they'll

850
00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:17,840
be. Yeah, enough with the politics. Man, I mean everybody's.

851
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:21,000
I get you, but I just thought it was a. We got a lot of

852
00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:25,960
national news out of that. Our little, little blue dot here. Yeah. So congratulations

853
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:30,660
to everyone. And kids, if you don't have to, don't start smoking because you're

854
00:56:31,160 --> 00:56:35,020
always going to miss it. And. Yeah, yeah, and talking

855
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:38,700
more about it makes you miss it even more. That's the funny thing about nicotine

856
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:42,740
is it delves right into the part of the brain for addiction

857
00:56:42,980 --> 00:56:45,340
that also where heroin and the like,

858
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:49,180
alcoholism lives. It releases the same good chemicals in your brain when you get.

859
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,220
Yeah, I never got into heroin or I really into any drugs. But yeah,

860
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:57,360
the liquor and the, the cigarettes, definitely, they got hold. Yeah.

861
00:56:57,860 --> 00:57:00,440
Bastard. And you did them together, which makes them so.

862
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:04,120
It makes everything so much better. Listen, all right,

863
00:57:04,620 --> 00:57:08,160
kids, don't listen to this, but God did. Ever. I mean, there is nothing

864
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:12,200
like having an ice cold beer, taking a shot, drinking the beer that.

865
00:57:12,700 --> 00:57:16,000
Lighting a cigarette. Anyway, well, Matt leads

866
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:19,240
everyone astray to the sinning and vice that he's so into. We're going to take

867
00:57:19,740 --> 00:57:23,040
the break now. We're going to play the show Housekeeping. And immediately following that on

868
00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:26,450
the pirate radio edit, like everything else that we've been doing all along here,

869
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:30,520
Also released in 1997, or at least on the Billboard Top 100,

870
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is Fiona Apple with the song Criminal. Immediately following

871
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this. Just miss it so much. If you've decided you can't get enough of the

872
00:57:38,340 --> 00:57:41,800
show and would like to check out more of it, we're available@legionpodcast.com just do a

873
00:57:42,300 --> 00:57:45,880
quick search for cinema psyops or just enter this entire URL. Belief in a divine

874
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:49,640
author grew into a major religion in multiple universal offshoots where

875
00:57:50,140 --> 00:57:53,770
fictional characters were made self aware. Religions really can grow out of any

876
00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:57,450
human need, including absolution of guilt. Here is an example of

877
00:57:57,950 --> 00:58:01,090
such a hymnal. Just one author, just one pen

878
00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:06,610
could craft a tale Here in the shadows

879
00:58:06,690 --> 00:58:11,970
worlds begin so

880
00:58:12,470 --> 00:58:16,450
hear our voices Let them swell in passion

881
00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:19,900
Let us tell, we tell,

882
00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:25,900
we tell Whatever

883
00:58:26,780 --> 00:58:32,340
you dream Whatever you write Our

884
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:36,260
hearts are yours we gladly let them take their

885
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:40,300
flight Set creation free

886
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:45,950
in our surrender Come

887
00:58:46,450 --> 00:58:49,990
spark a light and let it shine we're crying

888
00:58:50,070 --> 00:58:52,550
out to stories Feel the. Night.

889
00:59:00,710 --> 00:59:04,630
Just one story just one friend could

890
00:59:05,130 --> 00:59:09,400
we but truth a tapestry a dream alive

891
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and spread A

892
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:18,080
people longing for the grace to

893
00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:22,960
find their rightful place Their rightful

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place Whatever

895
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:34,410
you dream, whatever you write Our

896
00:59:34,910 --> 00:59:38,890
hearts are yours we gladly let them take their flight

897
00:59:40,570 --> 00:59:45,690
Set creation free in our surrendering.

898
00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:52,050
Come. Spark a Light and let it shine we're

899
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crying out till stories fill the night.

900
01:00:02,980 --> 01:00:05,940
Oh, Fiona Apple. Man, that was a terrific video.

901
01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:09,500
Video. Not just horny. I don't know,

902
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:13,740
man. Watching it now seems like she's like trying to be seductive in a lot

903
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,380
of really, really weird drug den style situations. That is,

904
01:00:17,860 --> 01:00:21,060
it's definitely a drug debt. You're in a drug den. I,

905
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:25,060
I do not disagree with that. That's a drug den. I'm just

906
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,742
saying in that video is nothing but just listen. 15,

907
01:00:28,878 --> 01:00:32,330
16 year old boys watch this and you know, if kids,

908
01:00:32,830 --> 01:00:36,290
you did have porn readily available like you do nowadays. Yeah. And they

909
01:00:36,790 --> 01:00:40,090
probably enjoyed it on that level while not realizing they were getting off and

910
01:00:40,590 --> 01:00:43,330
being horny in a drug den. Which is the new name of my newest album

911
01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:46,970
I'm about to release Horny in a drug Den. Horny to drug dead.

912
01:00:47,470 --> 01:00:50,930
I'm telling you right now. I told you before, that's gonna sell like hotcakes.

913
01:00:51,350 --> 01:00:54,790
Sell, baby, sell. It's gold. Court gold. Well,

914
01:00:55,290 --> 01:00:58,510
speaking of people, that actually did get horny in a drug den.

915
01:00:59,010 --> 01:01:01,990
To close out this episode for the pirate radio edit, we are going to have

916
01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:06,670
Depeche Mode with the song it's no Good, which was also on the Billboard 1002

917
01:01:07,170 --> 01:01:10,510
in 1997. So enjoy that while you kick the fuck out of this week

918
01:01:11,010 --> 01:01:11,430
and make it change.

919
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:20,920
Every author is the God of their own little worlds. No story is the

920
01:01:21,420 --> 01:01:25,480
same. Each is a cosmos of its own. Its own land masses, its own oxygen,

921
01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:29,920
its own life forms. No two authors can present the same world, no matter

922
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:34,080
the similarities of setting and theme. What one writes, no matter how heavily

923
01:01:34,580 --> 01:01:37,600
based in reality, is not reality. It is the world they create,

924
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:42,020
ordered according to their whims and paradigms. This is one of the most fantastic

925
01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:45,770
paradoxes of the writing life. Writers strive to present reality,

926
01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:49,770
but really they are controlling the realities they write. While multiple fictional

927
01:01:50,270 --> 01:01:54,570
characters responded very poorly to realizing they were created to suffer for entertainment

928
01:01:55,070 --> 01:01:58,850
and allegory, others take a much more enlightened approach and decided to never feel

929
01:01:59,350 --> 01:02:03,130
guilt or confliction in their future choices. After learning that they are ridden into corners

930
01:02:03,630 --> 01:02:06,690
for drama and tension and have no choice in the matter but to provide the

931
01:02:07,190 --> 01:02:10,100
most dramatic outcome outcome for the entertainment of the story consumer.

932
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:29,660
I see you, but I don't hear you. Are you there? Yep, there we go.

933
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,080
Now I got it. Yay. You were probably commenting on me around with the clips.

934
01:02:33,230 --> 01:02:36,630
Waiting on you. Hold on one second. Give me one second. Go ahead.

935
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Recording in progress and the backup recording is running.

936
01:02:48,110 --> 01:02:52,110
All right, let's party. Who in the took my paper clip?

937
01:02:52,910 --> 01:02:56,630
Yeah. All right. I just got my pipe to heat up, so give me a

938
01:02:57,130 --> 01:02:58,970
second to take a hit and then I will come in in three. Three,

939
01:02:59,470 --> 01:03:01,650
two, one. There. Take the best of whatever there. You.

940
01:03:03,090 --> 01:03:06,690
Oh, I cut all your clips way down. This is only a. I mean,

941
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they have to be. Yeah. So much dead space in both our.

942
01:03:10,610 --> 01:03:14,370
If we'd been alive. There's just one thing. No corporal punishment,

943
01:03:14,870 --> 01:03:18,330
huh? Hey, sir. What? I can't beat the kids. They call

944
01:03:18,830 --> 01:03:22,010
you rude. God damn it back sometimes, Harry Ward. That's what they

945
01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:25,900
call you, sir. Snitches get stitches big. That's right,

946
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Harry Ward. Literally right after your first clip.

947
01:03:32,620 --> 01:03:36,620
God damn, buddy. Take it easy over there. I'm hitting these cheap

948
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:40,499
ass cartridges to the last, and I'm basically burning cotton at this point. I need

949
01:03:40,999 --> 01:03:43,980
to stop with this when it's done. But I'm a cheap.

950
01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:48,540
All right, that's. I agree. All right. Just wanted to insert this

951
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,170
discussion about the peeing thing in here real quick, but I didn't want to break

952
01:03:51,670 --> 01:03:55,090
up your flow. 3, 2, 1. So anyway, let's see here.

953
01:03:55,410 --> 01:03:59,530
So. So until Mothra crashes

954
01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:01,810
into the structure resting on top of it.

955
01:04:03,890 --> 01:04:07,010
So. No, I'm sorry. Three, two, one.

956
01:04:07,730 --> 01:04:11,250
Wrong one. Come on. Did I skip two? That's number five.

957
01:04:11,490 --> 01:04:14,210
That was the last clip that I did. Oh, you didn't delete it.

958
01:04:14,710 --> 01:04:16,460
Oh, fuck me, man. Maybe I'm smoking too much.

959
01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:21,220
This one's two and a half minutes. But we've been moving so fast.

960
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,140
I'm gonna just let it play. Let it play. Let it play.

961
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:28,980
But human beings are responsible for destroying the planet. They refuse to learn from

962
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:32,660
the mistakes they've made. They don't deserve to live. How can you say they don't

963
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,940
deserve to live? Look, these kids are innocent. This lady's spitting. I'm digging

964
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,500
this dragon. Yeah, right. She's.

965
01:04:41,030 --> 01:04:43,670
She got her together. She knows what's up today.

966
01:04:44,150 --> 01:04:48,110
She's got some things going. I'm interested

967
01:04:48,610 --> 01:04:50,630
in her ideas and would subscribe to her newsletter. Come.

968
01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:55,990
Yes. Gorgo is the treasure. I should have known

969
01:04:56,490 --> 01:05:00,270
it. That triple knockoff's gonna save the world. That's right,

970
01:05:00,770 --> 01:05:04,070
damn it. It's gonna save the world. And we're gonna make dolls out of it.

971
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And make some money. No.

972
01:05:08,210 --> 01:05:11,630
Poorly ended like this. We're gonna sell a ton of these

973
01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:14,830
little furbies. You can't call them furbies. I know, but that's what they are.

974
01:05:15,790 --> 01:05:19,150
It's weird that when you get too loud, your Mic just completely rejects your voice

975
01:05:19,650 --> 01:05:22,350
because, like, you got loud and it just completely blocked you out. It was strange.

976
01:05:23,230 --> 01:05:26,510
Yeah. Probably because it got too close to the microphone. Yeah, maybe. All right,

977
01:05:26,590 --> 01:05:30,190
let's see here. Sorry, I had to move a tie fighter. Okay. That's right.

978
01:05:30,690 --> 01:05:33,560
I have little figurines all around me. I finally got my.

979
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:36,800
I finally got the bunker back in order. All right.

980
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,640
I just parted the water, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

981
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:44,200
All right. So did you start taking notes for story times? Cuz I did write

982
01:05:44,700 --> 01:05:46,440
a few down to prompt you if you couldn't think of one. So I'm just

983
01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:49,240
wondering if you had one. I don't have one right off hand.

984
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,920
All right, so before we actually sneak into that, let me pull up my.

985
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,810
Yeah, I was trying to think of different things that you could use for story

986
01:05:58,310 --> 01:06:01,730
times as well. So I'll tell you, the. The legit

987
01:06:02,230 --> 01:06:05,730
one thing I was going to do was like the. We got a new mayor.

988
01:06:05,810 --> 01:06:08,050
Oh, if you want to do that one, we can do. You can totally talk.

989
01:06:08,550 --> 01:06:11,050
Yeah, let's do that. Let's save your stuff. Okay. That's fine. Yeah. But I did.

990
01:06:11,550 --> 01:06:14,130
I started making a list of things that, like, I was there for. That I

991
01:06:14,630 --> 01:06:16,810
can prompt you and help you get a story out of. So if you want.

992
01:06:17,310 --> 01:06:17,410
There you go.

993
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:26,700
Of course, as any author will be more than eager to explain,

994
01:06:26,780 --> 01:06:29,980
characters aren't the docile creatures most readers take them

995
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,780
for. Characters have minds of their own and ideas of their own on the best

996
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:38,220
way to achieve their goals, and they don't often appreciate the crucibles their writers

997
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,460
put them through. If one can't help seeing the parallels between being a writer mapping

998
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:46,220
out the destinies of their little world, and a God organizing their much grander

999
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,430
cosmos. If we think bringing order to one one little story is tough. If we

1000
01:06:50,930 --> 01:06:54,670
think spanking a handful of frustrating characters into shape is agonizing,

1001
01:06:55,170 --> 01:06:58,670
we are experiencing only a taste of the divine patience that organizes a

1002
01:06:59,170 --> 01:07:02,910
universe. It's an interesting exercise to look at our stories and recognize that

1003
01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:06,310
a God wants to direct our lives in the same way we want to direct

1004
01:07:06,810 --> 01:07:10,470
our characters. It also seems directly proportional that all good things an

1005
01:07:10,970 --> 01:07:14,090
author will take credit for and dismiss all negatives as someone else's idea.

1006
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:14,480
Deal.

1007
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,120
Well, speaking of people that actually did get

1008
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:24,680
horny in a drug den to close out this episode for the pirate radio

1009
01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:28,240
edit. We are going to have Depes mode with the song it's no Good,

1010
01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:31,600
which was also on the billboard 1/ hundreds in 1997.

1011
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:35,200
So enjoy that while you kick the out of this weekend. Make it your.

1012
01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,040
All right. We don't have to let that play. I got to go to the

1013
01:07:37,540 --> 01:07:40,890
restroom. And I think, actually, Depes Mode would find the joke extremely funny

1014
01:07:41,390 --> 01:07:44,250
and then also be like, yes, yes, we were horny and drug fans. Yeah,

1015
01:07:44,750 --> 01:07:48,490
of course they were horny and drugged out. It's fucking. It's Depeche Mode.

1016
01:07:49,610 --> 01:07:52,970
All right, let's end that so we. Can end this recording stopped.