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Well, hello all you beautiful people.

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You know what time it is.

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Ladies and gents, guys and dolls and

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everyone in between.

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Gather around. Get you something real

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nice to sip on and comfy to slip on.

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Cuz it's time for Smite Club. Here's

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your hosts, Chelsea and Hannah.

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Announcement time. Um, so we have been

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doing this podcast for several years

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now. Um, we launched in 2022 and we've

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built such a wonderful community over

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these last several years and are looking

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for new ways to kind of expand and be

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able to connect more deeply. So, the

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first one of those ways that we've been

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talking about is life coaching. um which

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is a chance to work one-on-one

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individually to help make life feel a

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little less sticky. Um spots will be

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limited as we launch that. So if you're

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interested, we will have a link in our

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show notes and in our Insta bio. So

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definitely go and join the wait list so

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that as soon as we launch, you are first

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in line to grab a spot. And if life

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coaching really doesn't feel like a good

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fit or not quite your jam, but you're

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still interested in connecting and

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engaging more with our community, we are

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also looking into launching a book club.

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So, if you're interested in that option,

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follow the same link and uh you can get

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on the wait list for that as well. And

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now back to the show.

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Hey everybody and welcome to Smut Club.

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I'm Hannah. and I'm Chelsea. And this is

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the show where we are two licensed

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professional counselors and life coaches

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who enjoy drinking while reviewing

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romance novels of varying caliber.

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Yep.

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Yeah, that is the show.

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Let I mean, you know what you're here

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for now. So,

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expectations have been set.

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Yeah. If that sounds good to you, stick

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around. Stay a while.

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We're so happy you're here.

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If you're like, I don't like any of

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those things. Um, there are so many

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podcasts.

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I was going to say, "How did you get

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here?" Cuz we're not subtle about it.

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Smut Club.

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I told someone I was like, "I co-host a

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podcast called Smut Club." They're like,

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"Oh, what's it about?"

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I don't know how to tell you this.

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Yeah. And I was like, "Oh, if that's

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your first question, we read different

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books."

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It's about the economic rise and fall of

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the Roman Empire. Like,

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well, I was at the hair salon recently

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and I was talking to my stylist because

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the last time I'd been there, she was

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telling me like she'd gotten a Kindle.

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becoming a book girly. And I'm like,

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"Love this." And so I asked him like,

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"Oh, what have you been reading?" And

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like, she's like, "Oh, like you know, I

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read I just finished recently like The

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Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo." And I

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was like, "Yeah." I was like, "I've read

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these other ones by her." So, we were

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talking about that. and she's like, "You

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reading anything good recently?" Um, and

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reviewing today and she was just getting

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more and more quiet and I was like, "I I

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see. I've learned

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there are there is a varying caliber."

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then I was like, how do I walk this

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back? And I was like, I can't, man. I

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can't. Um, but to bring y'all into the

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review, I was giving my hair stylist.

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Um, we today are reviewing Why Cheese?

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Why Cheese? There's a question mark at

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the end of Cheese. This is not the

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sequel to Who Moved My Cheese? Which

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would be my initial

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like expectation of a book called Why

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Cheese? I'd be like, "Who Moved My

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Cheese? Why Cheese?"

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The squeak.

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Exactly. You get it.

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That joke works on multiple levels for

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our OG list here. It does.

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Um, so this book is by Ellen Mint.

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And mint is spelled like the kind you

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pop in your mouth. M I N T. Yeah.

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Peppermint.

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I don't know why I'm feel like I need to

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spell it. No, I do know why I need to

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feel like I need to spell it because

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earlier I said it thinking mint, you

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know, as one traditionally spells mint

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and my husband was like adding several

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vowels to it. What? He was like, "Is

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there an E in there?" And I was like,

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"No, just just like just the traditional

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what he thought?

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Maybe it was like a pen pin situation.

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"Everyone will know." And then the very

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first person I said it to was my husband

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and he did not know. Um, okay. So, this

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book,

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content warning for lactose intolerance.

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Hannah, I was taking a sip of wine.

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Cuz I'm over here like, are we eating

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cheese? What are What are we doing with

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the cheese? I'm a little I'm I'm

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experiencing

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trepidation

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in your tummy. Yes.

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hands there?

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To my tummy.

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Are you lactose intolerant?

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No, but I did recently have my

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gallbladder removed, which has changed

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my relationship with cheese. So,

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proceed with caution go.

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cheese, it's fine. I just might be a

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little bloated later. And it's a

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calculated risk that I usually take

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daily if I'm honest. So

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you're like, I know what this risk is

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permablat and I've got it.

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You're like, and I have zero regrets.

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like do soft cheeses do you respond to

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those differently than hard cheeses?

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your GI tracks experience of various

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cheeses.

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fat content makes a difference.

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This is going to be a silly thing that I

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should maybe know after reading a book

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about cheese. I'm assuming soft cheeses

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have higher fat.

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But like also cheese is fat.

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right?

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Well, okay. So, let's get into it.

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Anyway, there's cheese.

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There's cheese. Um, we open with Violet.

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Violet.

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Cute name again.

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She has been left a cheese shop called

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Guda Fellas.

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Hell yeah.

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Yes.

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Immediate. Yes.

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Every single chapter starts with a

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different cheese pun.

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The cheese puns abound in this book.

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I love that.

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Okay, I'm on board.

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A lot of respect.

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So, Gudafellas was owned by Violet's

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great uncle, Matteo. Um, when she was a

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child, she would go and visit him and

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like work at the cheese shop in the

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summer,

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like as a young child. And then at some

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point, she stopped going to visit, but

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like was young and like didn't remember

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like really know why, just like she's

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like, "Oh, yeah, I used to go." And then

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like I stopped. Um, so Uncle Matteo has

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passed away and has left her his cheese

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shop. Cool.

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Gudafellas. Um, it's across the country

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from where they live.

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So, she has flown to wherever it is.

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They said the Sirloin district. So, is

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that Philadelphia?

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You could tell me anything. I should

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have Googled that before we started. Um,

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wherever there's a sirloin district,

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they live on the opposite side of the

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country. That's my metric. Got it. Yes.

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I can't give you the longitude and

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latitude for it.

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Either way, we're going to the other

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coast.

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country to get this shop ready to be

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sold.

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Um, she's working with a realtor and

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already has that set up. Her mom calls

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her to check in and

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the vibes are immediately not good with

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her. like

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reading this, you'll find later. I had

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like visceral reactions when reading

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about like just the way in which this

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mom exists in the world and like

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calls her and like it's so immediately

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overbearing and she's like, "Yeah, I

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just got to the shop." What do you mean

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you just got to the shop? It's dark out.

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Well, my flight was delayed. Well, there

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could be murderers. Have you locked the

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door? Like, oh, no, I didn't lock the

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door. You're always so forgetful. just

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like that kind of

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like I understand the point that they're

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making and I'm like, "Yep, we

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I I get it." Um, so there's some bad

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weather. Her mom's super overbearing,

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but luckily the call drops and so we we

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love some in weather. Yep, we do.

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put your phone on airplane mode instead

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of hanging up.

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Don't ask how I know that.

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Oh, crazy. My phone died. That that call

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totally dropped. I don't know why.

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So, Violet is walking around the shop

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and she's looking at like there's like

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cheese that has clearly Uncle Matteo

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passed a couple months ago. Um, so like

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there like there's something that she's

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like, "Oh, this is like a is this a blue

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cheese?" And it's like, "Oh, no. That

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that's legit mold on that sort of

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energy." Um, but

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it's not the good mold people pay for on

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their cheese.

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Yes.

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It's the oopsie mold, not the bougie

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mold,

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the penicellin mold.

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Yes, 100%.

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Um, she sees a photo of Uncle Mateo with

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like four super hot guys. And she's

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like, "Oh, wonder what that's like an

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old photo of them like that's clearly

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worn over the years." Um, and then she

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finds a seller that she like didn't know

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about as a kid. Hm. Uh, and so she goes

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down and there's like wheels and wheels.

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Like it's a cheese seller. Like there's

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just

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all of the extra supply is down there.

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Um, very pungent, you know.

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Sure.

291
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At least that's what I'm imagining.

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You open a cheese seller that's been

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closed for months.

294
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Yeah.

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Pungent.

296
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Pungent is the word.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Um, her mom calls back and is like

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reminds her to like lock the door. I

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think I was kind of alluding to that

302
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earlier. And then we also find out here

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that Violet definitely has some OCD um

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and struggles with intrusive thoughts in

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a real way. And so she goes to lock the

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door, she has to turn the lock five

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times and like and it'll like it's

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written in the book like what her inner

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monologue is if she doesn't. She's like

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if you don't lock it like

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you're like you'll die like your mom

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will die. Like just all of like the the

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true you're like oh no that's not

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we need to get you help my love. like

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that.

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And so as she's locking the door, she

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suddenly hears several male voices.

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And so she goes to investigate

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and they're like and like shines a light

320
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down in the cellar and there's like four

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naked men in the Yeah. And she's like,

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"What?" Um

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I think she like goes down to

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investigate, but it's very dark in the

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cellar.

326
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She then tries to run, but like slams

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into the ladder.

328
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Oh. and her vision goes out. But then

329
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she even said she's like, "I didn't

330
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black out though. That might have been

331
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less embarrassing cuz now I'm just

332
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laying on the ground.

333
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Why couldn't I be unconscious for this?"

334
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I have had that thought. Like sometimes

335
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[ __ ] is awkward. Like

336
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But I don't know if being unconscious

337
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would make it less awkward. For me it

338
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would until you wake up.

339
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Yeah. But then we have to deal with the

340
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whole why were you unconscious thing and

341
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we move right past why it was so

342
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uncomfortable. You're like if anything

343
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I'm giving them an out. Yeah.

344
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Look how benevolent I am.

345
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You're welcome.

346
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:38,800
Are you just going to hold your breath

347
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in awkward situations moving forward?

348
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Like what's the plan?

349
00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:45,440
I don't have a plan. I did have a doctor

350
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tell me I had the vapors once.

351
00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:51,680
Did I ever tell you about that?

352
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:54,160
No. So years ago, I was at work um where

353
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I worked with my husband at the time and

354
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I blacked out for no reason. Like I just

355
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suddenly went down. And so um we weren't

356
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married yet, but we were dating and

357
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everything. And so my husband came to

358
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get me, whatever. I followed up with the

359
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local doctor cuz I was like, obviously

360
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:16,560
it's not normal to just like Yeah.

361
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,920
pass out. and she ran a bunch of tests

362
00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:20,800
and she was like, "Everything looks

363
00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:23,279
fine. I think you just got the vapors."

364
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:26,320
And I was like, "Cool." Uh, I knew my

365
00:13:23,279 --> 00:13:28,720
corset was a little tight that morning.

366
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:31,360
I should have planned better. Um,

367
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:34,160
you're like, "Oh, is the cure to keep

368
00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:36,160
sniffing salts on hand?" Like, why

369
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what does one do when they've been

370
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:41,360
diagnosed with the vapors? What's the F

371
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:44,800
code for the vapors? So what I found out

372
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:47,279
this year nearly 10 years later is I

373
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have a very mild orthostatic imbalance.

374
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And so once every few years I just pass

375
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out. But like orthostatic imbalance.

376
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:57,440
It's like POTS but really really like I

377
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,839
don't have POTS.

378
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,440
Yeah.

379
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But it's like that.

380
00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:02,240
Is that why you passed out when you were

381
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in line for the show?

382
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,160
That's why that's how I found out.

383
00:14:03,279 --> 00:14:05,920
That's how you found out?

384
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:07,360
Yeah. I passed out again earlier this

385
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year. which makes it sound like I pass

386
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,839
out a lot, but it's just those two

387
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times. You're

388
00:14:09,839 --> 00:14:13,519
like, it's literally like a once a

389
00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:16,720
decade occurrence,

390
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:18,240
right? You're like JLo has been married

391
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:20,000
more times in the past 10 years than

392
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,920
I've passed out. It's fine.

393
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:29,040
Exactly. Sometimes my blood pressure

394
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:30,560
just goes, nah. Like, that's fine. What?

395
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,160
And there's nothing you can do.

396
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:34,079
It doesn't happen often enough for them

397
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,519
to put me on anything. Do you have

398
00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:36,480
indicators or

399
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:38,639
Yeah. Okay.

400
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:40,880
Yeah. So, I just have to watch for

401
00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:43,279
those. But since it happened this year,

402
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:46,399
I'm probably good until the 2030s, I

403
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:49,639
would imagine. So, just hang out. See

404
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:49,639
what happens.

405
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,720
I've got years before I'm going to pass

406
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,079
out again, don't you?

407
00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,399
Plenty of time to plan.

408
00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:57,680
Yeah.

409
00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:59,760
That's fascinating. Yeah.

410
00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:01,440
No, I did not know that. Um, and that

411
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:04,639
does feel like a more helpful diagnosis

412
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:07,920
than the vapors. Yeah. Mhm. I never went

413
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:09,360
back to that doctor.

414
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,120
I can't imagine why.

415
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:14,959
She's now the ma the medical director

416
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:17,600
for a major facility. So

417
00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:21,920
that also feels Well, I told you about a

418
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:23,519
facility that I was once at where

419
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:26,800
I was talking with the doctor and we

420
00:15:23,519 --> 00:15:29,360
were staffing a case and the person that

421
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:31,680
we were there staffing the case for um

422
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:33,519
really wanted to go to the hospital.

423
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,360
Sure. Um, and they were really trying to

424
00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:37,920
make that happen, even though there was

425
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:40,959
actually no reason for them to go to a

426
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:43,279
hospital. So, while we're staffing it,

427
00:15:40,959 --> 00:15:44,800
one of the like RAS walks in and she's

428
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:47,040
like,

429
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:49,120
she broke her shower bin and ate some

430
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:50,800
plastic, like ate the plastic from the

431
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:53,440
bin, swallowed it. And the doctor just

432
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:55,519
like takes a deep sigh and is like,

433
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:56,959
like, how much? She was like, like less

434
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,880
than a pinky nail size. He's like,

435
00:15:56,959 --> 00:16:00,240
she'll pass it. It'll be fine anyways,

436
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,800
as you were saying. And he just like

437
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:05,440
moved on. And I'm like,

438
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:07,920
it's it's a specific energy to be able

439
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:09,519
to like be a medical director at a

440
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,440
facility like that.

441
00:16:09,519 --> 00:16:14,880
Just be like, you've got the vapors,

442
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:17,120
it'll pass. Like, what? Okay.

443
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:19,279
You're like, and it did for 10 years,

444
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:22,560
right? She wasn't wrong technically.

445
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:26,800
So, maybe you should go back to her.

446
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:28,399
No, no, no, no. I shant. Um, so as

447
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:31,360
Violet's laying on the ground wishing

448
00:16:28,399 --> 00:16:33,600
she'd passed out, all of the guys are

449
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:35,279
gathered above her and around her. And

450
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,680
this is where we get some introductions.

451
00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:40,399
Sure.

452
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:44,240
So we have Cam, who is very much like a

453
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:45,680
Casanova heartthrob, like very Yeah.

454
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:49,120
Very flirty.

455
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:51,519
You've got Cheddy, Sir Cheddar, if we're

456
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:55,920
being formal. Um,

457
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:58,079
and then your face on that one. Um,

458
00:16:55,920 --> 00:17:00,160
okay. Yeah, you're like, "Oh my god, can

459
00:16:58,079 --> 00:17:02,399
like cam bear?" I'm sorry.

460
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:05,280
I'm sorry. I'm I'm on board. I get it.

461
00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:07,360
Okay. Then we've got Bri. Sure. Bri is

462
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:08,160
very shy and kind of like hiding behind

463
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,919
the others.

464
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:13,439
It's a mild soft cheese. I get it.

465
00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:16,400
You get it. And then um Rock is like R O

466
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:19,039
Q is like the leader for Rocka. I know

467
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,880
cheese

468
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,640
pretty well for someone who gets the

469
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:26,839
bubble guts when they eat it. you

470
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,839
shouldn't be eating it anymore.

471
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,600
So, the guys are all like asking like,

472
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,799
"What day is it? What month is it?"

473
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:38,640
Like, they think they've been locked

474
00:17:34,799 --> 00:17:40,080
away for a couple of months. Um like

475
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,440
Cheddy is like, "Oh my gosh, I'm so

476
00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,039
hungry. Is that a chocolate bar?" And he

477
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,039
like picks up her cell phone and tries

478
00:17:43,039 --> 00:17:46,400
to take a bite and he's like, "Ooh, that

479
00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:49,600
hurts." And she's like, "Yeah, that's

480
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:52,000
not it's not food." Um, and it's just a

481
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,200
very like chaotic scene of the guys

482
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,640
trying to figure out what's happening,

483
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,720
her trying to figure out what the hell's

484
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:59,440
happening with these naked men, realizes

485
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:01,679
it is the dudes, the four hot dudes from

486
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:04,400
the photo with Uncle Matteo.

487
00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:07,679
So, Uncle Matteo, my mind would go to

488
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:10,240
he's been keeping people in the basement

489
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:11,360
in the cheese cellar. What the [ __ ]

490
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,600
Soilent green,

491
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:16,919
right?

492
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:16,919
It's people.

493
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:23,919
After I saw Soilent Green for the first

494
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:26,799
time, I was looking at our HP computer

495
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:29,679
and I asked my sister, I was like, "What

496
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:31,200
does HP stand for?" She's like, "Hula

497
00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:33,440
Packard." And I was like, "Okay, so not

498
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:35,600
homeless people. They aren't making

499
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:38,559
computer parts like young Chelsea's

500
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:41,120
brain."

501
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:44,080
I fairly regularly think about the scene

502
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,760
where they're carrying him out of the

503
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,760
church at the very end and you just see

504
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:51,520
his hand coming up and he's screaming,

505
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:54,160
"It's people." Like, I don't know. It

506
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:57,360
just lives in my head.

507
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,919
Yeah. So green stays with you for a lot

508
00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,480
of reasons.

509
00:18:57,919 --> 00:19:02,640
Really does.

510
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:05,120
Wasn't there like a protein shake that

511
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:05,760
came out called like Soylent?

512
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,520
Probably.

513
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,720
Yeah. And I was like, "For real? For

514
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,240
real? We could have done better than

515
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:12,559
that."

516
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:15,039
I'm like, "This will either really land

517
00:19:12,559 --> 00:19:16,880
for a certain demographic. I wonder if

518
00:19:15,039 --> 00:19:17,600
they're still open. I haven't I remember

519
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,000
that being forever.

520
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:23,360
It might be worth a Google later."

521
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:25,120
So Violet goes, "Oh my gosh, these are

522
00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:29,360
all the dudes from that photo. That

523
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:31,679
photo's so old. These must be ghosts."

524
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,280
And so she

525
00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:34,640
runs out of the shop and like takes off

526
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,760
and like runs down the street. And

527
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:38,160
that's how the night is.

528
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,840
She's like, I need an exorcist. Is this

529
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:42,240
all from Violet's point of view?

530
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:44,160
Yes, this is all Violet's point of view.

531
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,840
Great question. Um, so the next morning

532
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,280
she returns to the shop. She sees that

533
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:50,160
some of the shelves have been like

534
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:52,320
tipped over and it it looks like someone

535
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,400
had been there. Um, and so she calls the

536
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:56,960
cops and the cops are like, "We didn't

537
00:19:54,400 --> 00:20:00,160
find anything except like some clothes

538
00:19:56,960 --> 00:20:03,840
and cheese on the floor."

539
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:05,919
Clothes and cheese on the floor. A

540
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:08,240
a indeed.

541
00:20:05,919 --> 00:20:11,120
So, as like after the cops leave, the

542
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,400
realtor shows up and he's like, "Hey,

543
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,840
Veronica, like great to see you." She's

544
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,640
like, "It's Violet." He's like, "Yeah,

545
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:17,280
Veronica." Like that sort of just like

546
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,640
slimy

547
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:21,600
slimy. His name is Josh.

548
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,520
Sure. Yeah.

549
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,360
Which I'm like, for the energy of this

550
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,679
realtor, it made sense that his name was

551
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,400
Josh. But I do also know several lovely

552
00:20:27,679 --> 00:20:31,280
Joshes.

553
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:33,039
Yeah. But I know some really chaotic

554
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,440
Joshes.

555
00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:37,520
My nephew Josh.

556
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,960
Well, I didn't even know you had a

557
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,640
nephew named Josh.

558
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,039
Yeah, Joshy.

559
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,919
Yeah.

560
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:46,000
Is Which end of that spectrum is your

561
00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:47,280
Josh on?

562
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,480
To be determined. Both.

563
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:51,120
Yeah. To be determined.

564
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,520
You can both be lovely and bring some

565
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,840
chaos.

566
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:56,080
He's primarily lovely. Yeah. But he is

567
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,840
chaotic in the way that 15-year-old boys

568
00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:01,919
are chaotic. So

569
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh, yeah. It's just its own brand of

570
00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:07,200
we do love that. Um the realtor we learn

571
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:09,280
like he's really anxious to help her

572
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,720
sell this property because it is prime

573
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:15,400
real estate.

574
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:15,400
Pun pun intended. Um

575
00:21:15,919 --> 00:21:22,960
okay.

576
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:26,559
It's a a yeah a prime cut of your sloin

577
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:29,520
from the district. The sirloin district.

578
00:21:26,559 --> 00:21:30,720
Yeah. It's not my best joke. Also,

579
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,720
probably not my worst joke,

580
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,960
unfortunately.

581
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:37,039
There are cheese puns. You miss 100% of

582
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,440
the shots you don't take.

583
00:21:37,039 --> 00:21:40,000
This property is worth a minimum of 5

584
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,720
million.

585
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,480
Woo!

586
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:47,039
Yes. So, he is anxious to help her sell.

587
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:49,360
And like she didn't realize it was worth

588
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,039
that much. Um because he's like, "Yeah,

589
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:53,200
I think we can get like five." And she's

590
00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:55,919
like, "Thousand?" He's like, "Million."

591
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:58,080
And she's like, "Wait, what?" Um, so

592
00:21:55,919 --> 00:22:01,520
she's like, "Yeah, this sounds like a

593
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:03,200
good plan." So the plan is to sell the

594
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,919
cheese shop at this point in the realtor

595
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:08,159
set up. Several hours pass as she's at

596
00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:10,400
the shop and just kind of

597
00:22:08,159 --> 00:22:12,559
cleaning and getting organizing.

598
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:14,640
Exactly. And and she hears several

599
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:17,919
voices again

600
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:19,919
and uh one of the things she hears is

601
00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:22,559
Rock asking where Matteo is and he's

602
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:24,559
like, "It's been 20 years."

603
00:22:22,559 --> 00:22:28,640
You're like, "Wait, what?" They like

604
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:30,720
they ask who she is. Um since last

605
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,400
night's intros had been cut short when

606
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:34,720
she

607
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:38,720
ran out assuming they were all ghosts.

608
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:40,400
Um and so at some point she like joins

609
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,159
this conversation. They're clarifying

610
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,559
things. So she explains that Matteo had

611
00:22:42,159 --> 00:22:46,640
passed uh due to liver failure and

612
00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:48,880
Cheddy's like, "Oh no, was it my brandy

613
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:52,159
wines that I made?"

614
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:54,640
Yeah. Um, at some point in the future,

615
00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:57,440
we'll learn that Chetty was a knight

616
00:22:54,640 --> 00:23:00,640
like back in the day. Um, but like the

617
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:03,120
ultimate bro knight who is like always

618
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:06,880
down for a ch like a chug challenge is

619
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:07,440
like like golden retriever energy.

620
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:09,280
Yeah.

621
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:11,120
He's here for a good time.

622
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,360
Yeah. Every night when she shows up,

623
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:15,200
he's like so excited for whatever food

624
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:17,679
she's bringing. Like one night she she

625
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:21,600
shows up and he's like pizza. And she's

626
00:23:17,679 --> 00:23:22,960
like tacos. And he's like, "Tacos."

627
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,320
He's just happy to be here.

628
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:29,919
Yeah. Like here for a good time, not for

629
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:31,919
a long time because he will turn to

630
00:23:29,919 --> 00:23:34,080
cheese. You know,

631
00:23:31,919 --> 00:23:37,520
it happens to the best of us. Um, so she

632
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:39,039
explains to the guys that she's uh going

633
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,960
to be selling the shop and the guys are

634
00:23:39,039 --> 00:23:44,000
all realizing that like they'll be

635
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,559
uprooted and they'll no longer be safe.

636
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,000
M

637
00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:50,080
um and asked if she would take them on

638
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,159
like as apprentices. And so they're

639
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:53,520
like, "Hey."

640
00:23:52,159 --> 00:23:56,159
She goes, "I don't even know what you

641
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:58,400
are." I was like, "Apprentice in what?"

642
00:23:56,159 --> 00:24:01,400
And one of them is like, "We're where

643
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,400
cheese."

644
00:24:03,919 --> 00:24:06,880
Where cheese?

645
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,000
I just love watching your face through

646
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:12,679
this. Um

647
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:12,679
where being the Latin root for man.

648
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:22,159
Um, so they they turn to cheese by day.

649
00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:23,760
So at sunset they turn back into like

650
00:24:22,159 --> 00:24:24,159
real human men.

651
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,960
Sure.

652
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:30,080
But by day they turn to cheese.

653
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:32,159
So not having a safe place to be as

654
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,919
cheese during the day makes them very

655
00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:35,360
vulnerable because if you turn into a

656
00:24:33,919 --> 00:24:36,720
wheel of cheese,

657
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:38,159
someone could eat you,

658
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,240
right? You don't want to be at the deli

659
00:24:38,159 --> 00:24:44,640
counter when that shift occurs.

660
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:47,200
You get it? Yeah. So they're like, "Hey,

661
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:49,200
we had this deal with Matteo. We we help

662
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,840
helped him make all of the cheese for

663
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,520
the shop." Um, and like in return, we

664
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,520
kind of had this safe space. And so they

665
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,919
like they take her down to the cellar

666
00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:00,000
and like in the back there's like a

667
00:24:57,919 --> 00:25:01,360
cheese vault that like Rock is like

668
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,720
super protective of. He like makes her

669
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:04,559
turn around so like she can't even see

670
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:07,279
like how to get into the cheese vault

671
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:09,120
where his like vats are there of I don't

672
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:12,240
know what goes into cheese making, but

673
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:15,039
vats of whatever it is. Hm. You know,

674
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:18,960
Kurds, I don't know, right? I'm like, is

675
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:19,679
it just milk in the vats? And I'm like,

676
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,600
I don't know.

677
00:25:19,679 --> 00:25:22,640
If we have any cheese mongers out there,

678
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,720
please let us know.

679
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,840
He does give her lessons in the book on

680
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:28,000
how to make cheese.

681
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:29,360
Never mind. We don't need your lessons.

682
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,720
Well, apparently we do cuz I read the

683
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:33,760
book and I'm still like, what's in the

684
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:35,919
vats? So,

685
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,320
maybe Hannah's questions will be

686
00:25:35,919 --> 00:25:39,520
answered.

687
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:41,919
My request ends. Yes,

688
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:45,600
there are like when they take her down

689
00:25:41,919 --> 00:25:49,120
to the secret vault area, there are like

690
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:51,120
36 lb wheels of cheddar that have been

691
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:52,559
aging for like 20 years.

692
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:55,120
That's so much cheese.

693
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:56,799
So much cheese. And it's really nice,

694
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,559
high quality cheese.

695
00:25:56,799 --> 00:26:00,880
And so

696
00:25:58,559 --> 00:26:02,880
Rock is like, "Hey, we'll help you make

697
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:05,360
extra cheese and like this can all be

698
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,799
sold at a decent price. So, what if we

699
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:09,440
open the shop to sell the current

700
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:11,200
supply? Like, that gives us time to like

701
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:13,200
find a new home is the deal that they

702
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:17,200
end up making,

703
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:19,360
which feels it's a good deal. Yeah, cuz

704
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:24,039
she's like, "Well, I don't want to like

705
00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:24,039
I don't want them to be eaten." Like,

706
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:28,799
I'm just saying it is a What What do you

707
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:34,440
do when you find out that there are four

708
00:26:28,799 --> 00:26:34,440
naked cheesemen? Are you Are Cheesemen

709
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:39,679
cheese where cheesemen

710
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:42,480
I don't know.

711
00:26:39,679 --> 00:26:44,400
So the next morning, Violet wakes up um

712
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,480
back like I think she fell asleep in the

713
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:49,360
shop um and the guys are all back in

714
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:51,120
their cheese form and left her a note

715
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:53,440
like with like the list of supplies of

716
00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:56,640
like things that she needed to buy. And

717
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:58,480
so she brings all of the guys upstairs

718
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,400
in their cheese form cuz she wants to

719
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,200
put them in a safe space. And so she

720
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:04,559
like puts them all on the table

721
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,320
and she's like, "Okay, this this way

722
00:27:04,559 --> 00:27:08,000
they'll all be like elevated and safe,

723
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,799
but then also like not thinking through

724
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,760
like

725
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:11,520
so cheese shop."

726
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:13,279
Well, no, they'll turn to men again and

727
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,440
then they'll just be on the table.

728
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:18,240
Oh, sure. Sure.

729
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:21,600
Yes. And so like that night when the sun

730
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:24,720
sets, they all start moving and Chetty

731
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:26,640
falls off the table and so his wheel of

732
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:30,400
cheese falls and she like sees it falls

733
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:32,320
like oh no. 5-second rule,

734
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,000
which is the screenshot you sent me.

735
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,880
Yes, that was the screenshot I sent you

736
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,559
where I was like, "This book is

737
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:42,240
wild."

738
00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:44,159
Yeah, cuz then uh now mind you, when

739
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,240
they all turn into their cheese form,

740
00:27:44,159 --> 00:27:47,600
she never actually knows where Rock is.

741
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:49,279
She like knows where the other three

742
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,919
are, but like Rock is very private.

743
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:52,320
In the vault.

744
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:54,799
Probably in the vault. Yes.

745
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:57,840
Um but like Cam and Bri are kind of

746
00:27:54,799 --> 00:28:02,080
like, "Why are we on the table?

747
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:03,679
We are men again. Um, Violet has

748
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:07,279
purchased all of the supplies from the

749
00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:09,760
list that she can. Um, they're like some

750
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:12,799
of the requested items were like raw

751
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:14,320
sheep's milk. And she's like,

752
00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:16,480
"Yeah,

753
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:18,320
no one really wants to sell that to me."

754
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:21,039
And he's like, at Rock's like, "Tell

755
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,240
them it's to make cheese and it should

756
00:28:21,039 --> 00:28:25,360
be a

757
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:25,679
Right." Like where do I find

758
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:29,520
like

759
00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:29,840
I used to get raw goats milk for my dog?

760
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:33,039
Yeah.

761
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,960
From a specialty shop.

762
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:35,840
Was that the same specialty shop you got

763
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,399
the food at?

764
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,200
Yeah.

765
00:28:36,399 --> 00:28:38,720
Yeah.

766
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,159
I didn't know your dog also needed to be

767
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,080
on raw goats milk.

768
00:28:40,159 --> 00:28:42,559
That was something we tried.

769
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,559
Okay.

770
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:47,120
When she first got sick, but we didn't

771
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:48,000
wind up sticking with it. But yeah,

772
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,679
that's

773
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,640
right. I'm like

774
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:52,799
it was a lot.

775
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:54,240
A lot. And I imagine you also weren't

776
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:55,840
buying it in the size amount that you

777
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,520
would need to like make copious

778
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,880
quantities of cheese.

779
00:28:57,520 --> 00:29:02,399
No, it was like a a pint perhaps.

780
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,320
Yes.

781
00:29:02,399 --> 00:29:06,480
Versus like like at some point she's

782
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,240
like, I found a cheese supplier. I did

783
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,960
have to promise I wouldn't drink it or

784
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:14,080
use it for anything weird. But like use

785
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:15,440
it for anything weird. What? I don't

786
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,960
want to know.

787
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,120
That might have been my wording, but I

788
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,520
feel like it was hers. I don't know.

789
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,520
I'm comfortable with that. So, not only

790
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:25,200
has Violet purchased all and brought all

791
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,760
of the supplies that she can, she also

792
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:30,880
is bringing dinner for them every night.

793
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:33,279
Um, and Bri is a vegetarian, so she like

794
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,399
always gets him like a vegetarian dish,

795
00:29:33,279 --> 00:29:35,120
which is just

796
00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:38,320
very nice.

797
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:39,919
So sweet. Um, and we also see in this

798
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,320
scene like there's clearly some tension

799
00:29:39,919 --> 00:29:44,880
between Rock and Cam,

800
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,640
like the just [ __ ] already kind of

801
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,320
tension, but like also like maybe you

802
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,200
did just [ __ ] and that's

803
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,919
part of the problem.

804
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,440
Yeah. Um, but that general energy and

805
00:29:51,919 --> 00:29:54,799
and Cheddy definitely says he's like,

806
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,480
"Oh, yeah, they used to be close." And

807
00:29:54,799 --> 00:29:59,360
Violet's like, "Like like brothers." And

808
00:29:56,480 --> 00:30:03,240
Cheddy's like, "No, the different kind

809
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:03,240
of close than brothers."

810
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,960
Yeah. Distinct differences there.

811
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,279
One can hope.

812
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,279
Yeah.

813
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:10,279
Yeah.

814
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,559
So, Violet goes to take some of the

815
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:18,399
supplies down to the seller and

816
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:20,960
overhears Rock and Cam. Um, and like

817
00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:23,840
Rock saying like it'll work this time

818
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:26,320
and Cam's like 3 months like you think

819
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,840
she's not going to figure this out like

820
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,919
like do you think you'll really be able

821
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,360
to like get your peace day resistance

822
00:30:29,919 --> 00:30:32,320
finished before she figures it out and

823
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,320
you're like what is

824
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,080
you don't like fully understand like

825
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,080
yeah but Cam's like she's not a fool

826
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,640
she's like going to catch on at some

827
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:43,120
point. Um and then she falls down the

828
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,600
rest of the ladder so they very much

829
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,720
classic

830
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:50,080
yeah hear her and and catch her. Um, I

831
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:52,480
will say in the book there's a lot of

832
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:54,559
her inner monologue that's like a lot of

833
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:58,240
like her intrusive thoughts

834
00:30:54,559 --> 00:31:00,320
and so that is like a very large

835
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:02,240
overarching theme in the book that I

836
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:06,000
probably like

837
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,799
don't go into as much um because

838
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,559
it's a lot.

839
00:31:06,799 --> 00:31:10,799
Well, it's like she calls them the

840
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:12,640
gremlins like keeping the gremlins at

841
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:14,799
bay. So, she's like, "I'll do something

842
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,799
to appease the gremlins for a few hours,

843
00:31:14,799 --> 00:31:18,399
like locking a door five times or things

844
00:31:16,799 --> 00:31:20,640
like that." But then also with her

845
00:31:18,399 --> 00:31:23,440
relationship with her mom,

846
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,640
you can just tell like she's very

847
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,200
insecure.

848
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,880
Yeah.

849
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,240
Which makes a lot of sense if someone's

850
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,399
been telling you that you're not worth

851
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,600
[ __ ] your entire life, right? Like

852
00:31:30,399 --> 00:31:33,679
that gets internalized.

853
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:36,240
Absolutely. Like I not faulting her. I

854
00:31:33,679 --> 00:31:38,159
see how we got there. But I'm probably I

855
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:40,000
don't touch on that necessarily as much

856
00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:41,360
or I'm I'm realizing that I'm not

857
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,880
touching on it as much, but that is a

858
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,720
overarching

859
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:48,720
ongoing

860
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:52,559
theme throughout the book for sure.

861
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:55,039
Um and so Cam goes over to check on

862
00:31:52,559 --> 00:31:56,000
Violet once she's fallen and Rock is

863
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:58,640
essentially like, "Thanks for the

864
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:00,480
supplies. You're dismissed."

865
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:03,360
And yeah,

866
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:06,000
uh sir.

867
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:08,080
Yeah. like straight up says we only have

868
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:11,200
so many hours to accomplish our tasks.

869
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:15,200
You being here will only slow us down.

870
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:17,279
Cool. And for the like emotional state

871
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,480
that Violet's in, she's like, "Oh my

872
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:20,880
gosh, like I'm so sorry." Like I'm not

873
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,840
trying to like and just like runs out of

874
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,519
the shop and like

875
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:26,000
Right. She's like, "Message received.

876
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:28,159
Bye." She's like, "My anxious attachment

877
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,559
will not tolerate this situation."

878
00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:32,159
No. like Cam kind of shouts after her

879
00:32:30,559 --> 00:32:34,080
and then as she like runs out the front

880
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:36,720
of the shop cuz like Chetty and Bri were

881
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:38,480
still upstairs um like in the main shop

882
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:40,880
when they'd been in the cellar

883
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:43,440
and so like you like can hear like the

884
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:45,360
guys like ask like what what happened?

885
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,919
Yeah. Like where's she going? Um but

886
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:50,399
yeah, she's like mortified and so

887
00:32:47,919 --> 00:32:52,399
embarrassed and it's just like I always

888
00:32:50,399 --> 00:32:57,039
ruin everything like

889
00:32:52,399 --> 00:33:00,960
Yeah. And that's very much a lot of her

890
00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:02,399
inner monologue in in the book. Um,

891
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,000
my heart

892
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:07,360
truly.

893
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:09,760
And so it's now been 2 days

894
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,679
and she's like by day she'll go and

895
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,760
she'll like get the supplies and she'll

896
00:33:11,679 --> 00:33:15,600
leave food for them and then she's been

897
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,159
clearing out before sundown and it's

898
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,279
just

899
00:33:16,159 --> 00:33:18,399
as as requested.

900
00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:20,000
Yeah. She's like

901
00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:22,000
I can follow instructions.

902
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:26,399
Yep. like

903
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:30,399
heard message received. I

904
00:33:26,399 --> 00:33:32,159
my heart it really it really hurt. Um

905
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:33,760
but she finally found the sheep's milk

906
00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:35,760
that Rock had been requesting. And so

907
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:38,320
she's like trying to move the jugs down

908
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:40,399
to the seller and ends up like spilling

909
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,399
some on her shirt, but moving them ends

910
00:33:40,399 --> 00:33:43,360
up taking longer than she expected. So

911
00:33:42,399 --> 00:33:47,200
by the time she's done, she's like,

912
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:51,279
"Shit, like the sun has set." like I was

913
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:53,200
planning on clearing out before then.

914
00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:55,039
And so now that the sun is set, the guys

915
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:56,159
are all like really excited to see her

916
00:33:55,039 --> 00:33:58,159
and they're like, "You're back. You're

917
00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:00,080
here." Like, "Oh my gosh, we've missed

918
00:33:58,159 --> 00:34:01,600
you." But like in that way, we're like

919
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,039
it'll be like, "We've missed you." Then

920
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,640
the next line in the book will just be

921
00:34:03,039 --> 00:34:06,159
like italicized like being her inner

922
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,079
thoughts and then it's just like they're

923
00:34:06,159 --> 00:34:09,839
just being nice. They just need you.

924
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:12,560
There's nothing that you're contributing

925
00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:15,679
here is like an ongoing thing.

926
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:18,079
Yeah. Yeah. Like don't believe them.

927
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:20,480
Yes. Yeah. Don't believe them. They're

928
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:22,159
It's just because they need you for

929
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,760
whatever.

930
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:26,560
Um and so the guys are all really

931
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,960
excited about like man Rock cannot fill

932
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:30,560
the room. And it's just like such a

933
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,599
drill sergeant

934
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:34,879
and like taskmaster that like the guys

935
00:34:33,599 --> 00:34:36,960
are all like really excited to see her

936
00:34:34,879 --> 00:34:38,159
and he's like, "Okay, get back to work."

937
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:40,000
And the guy's like, "Well, we're

938
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:42,320
eating." And he's like, "The food will

939
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,079
hold, the cheese won't, like

940
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,480
go to your station." Sort of energy. So

941
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:48,079
the guys are like, "Oh, okay. It's good

942
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,760
to see you, Violet." Like,

943
00:34:48,079 --> 00:34:51,760
yeah, like

944
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,280
Rock is for all intents and purposes

945
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,200
their leaders, like while it annoys

946
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,000
them, they also like still respect him

947
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,440
and kind of go along with it.

948
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,119
He's like, "There are cheese molds to

949
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:04,079
fill."

950
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:07,280
Like those will hold as well, right?

951
00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:08,720
Just saying, Rock. Um, Violet asks how

952
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,400
long it will take to be able to sell

953
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,839
everything. And I think that's when they

954
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,000
actually determine the time frame of

955
00:35:11,839 --> 00:35:16,320
like a they're planning for 3 months for

956
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:18,640
this transition. And she's like, "Well,

957
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:22,000
I only have my hotel for a week and like

958
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,920
that's eating into my money and into my

959
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,160
savings. Purchasing all these supplies

960
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,320
is eating into my savings. Feeding you

961
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,040
guys buying you guys dinner every night

962
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,160
is eating into my

963
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,520
is eating into my savings." And they're

964
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,680
like, "Well, why aren't you you using

965
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:35,119
the apartment above the shop?" And she's

966
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,720
like, "There's an apartment above the

967
00:35:35,119 --> 00:35:37,920
shop? What?"

968
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:40,079
Oh, Violet.

969
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:42,240
Yeah. She had no idea. So Rock actually

970
00:35:40,079 --> 00:35:44,079
like takes her like like in the back

971
00:35:42,240 --> 00:35:46,880
alley behind the shop there's a ladder

972
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:48,880
you have to go up and then like the

973
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:51,599
apartment door is up there

974
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,400
and so he takes her up. It's filthy like

975
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:54,960
Right.

976
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,119
Uncle Matteo was older and like clearly

977
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:59,599
hadn't been using the apartment for a

978
00:35:57,119 --> 00:36:00,560
long time. So like very very dusty but

979
00:35:59,599 --> 00:36:02,720
it does exist.

980
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,640
Yeah. Um,

981
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:06,400
they offer to wash her shirt for her

982
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:09,920
because it has the sheep's milk all over

983
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:11,760
it. And Rock gives her his shirt to

984
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:14,480
change into so that she she can have

985
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,480
something clean. But like he gives her

986
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,000
the shirt. She turns around to face the

987
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,520
other like direction. But like her inner

988
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:23,359
monologue is like, "Oh my gosh." Like

989
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,640
taking my shirt off in like with him in

990
00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:25,520
the room like he must think I'm such a

991
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,880
[ __ ]

992
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,200
But then she also like she's like, "Oh,

993
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,560
that's not the gremlin. That's my mom."

994
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,119
Oh man.

995
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:36,480
Yes.

996
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:38,160
Oh man, Violet. Oh yes. The generational

997
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,560
trauma.

998
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,880
Oh,

999
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:44,079
it it hurts in a real way.

1000
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,520
Um

1001
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:48,480
while they're up there, Rock is like

1002
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:50,560
trying to like warn her off of Cam and

1003
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,880
is like

1004
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:54,240
he's flirts with like watch yourself

1005
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,920
with him like he like flirts with

1006
00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:58,000
everyone and she's like okay.

1007
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,560
I knew he thought I was a [ __ ] like

1008
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,280
you know like

1009
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,599
like a little Yeah. Like

1010
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:05,280
you're like are you also is it because

1011
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:09,880
you guys have that tension because you

1012
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:09,880
were close but not like brothers close

1013
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,720
and they're kind of have like she's

1014
00:37:11,839 --> 00:37:16,320
having a bit of a moment with Rock like

1015
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,320
he's a little softer when they're

1016
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,960
talking up like or talking in the

1017
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,119
apartment.

1018
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:24,720
Yeah. Um but their moment is interrupted

1019
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:26,240
by Cam um who's like Cheddy's done with

1020
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:29,040
the current step. we need you to come

1021
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:31,920
back. And Rock does invite Violet to

1022
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:35,599
join them and so she's like really

1023
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:38,000
excited to to be a part of it to be a

1024
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:39,920
part of anything. Bless Violet.

1025
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,720
I can my heart.

1026
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:45,920
Yes.

1027
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:49,440
Cuz I will say there are books where you

1028
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:51,280
read someone having a a similar struggle

1029
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:53,119
and there's also like a I need you to

1030
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,920
like [ __ ] do anything for yourself.

1031
00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:55,599
like,

1032
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,960
hey, a therapist can't work harder for

1033
00:37:55,599 --> 00:37:57,760
you than you're willing to work for

1034
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,119
yourself.

1035
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,560
You have to show up.

1036
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:05,520
Yes. And I feel like this book is not

1037
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:09,359
that. And while I didn't enjoy

1038
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:11,839
reading her mom's behavior, I also like

1039
00:38:09,359 --> 00:38:13,839
didn't feel like

1040
00:38:11,839 --> 00:38:15,920
Violet, like get your [ __ ] [ __ ]

1041
00:38:13,839 --> 00:38:18,240
together, girl. Like, I felt more like

1042
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,079
heartstrings being tugged than feeling

1043
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:21,839
like

1044
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:23,440
go to therapy, [ __ ] Like, it didn't

1045
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:26,880
feel like that. And it we've definitely

1046
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:29,440
read books where it feels like that.

1047
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:32,480
This feels more like we have all the

1048
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:35,760
context for where it came from. And she

1049
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:38,560
is working really hard to do all the

1050
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,480
things she needs to do to like

1051
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:43,599
keep everything together to keep her

1052
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:45,359
head above water. It's not a wo is me.

1053
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:46,800
It's this is just the way her brain

1054
00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:48,720
works at this point. Like

1055
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,760
Yes. That's such a great way to describe

1056
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,960
it.

1057
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,280
This is her reality.

1058
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,760
Yeah.

1059
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:58,000
Yeah. Yeah, 100%. And so they're like

1060
00:38:55,760 --> 00:39:01,680
drinking some wine and filling the

1061
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:03,920
cheese molds. And uh

1062
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:06,400
I think Cam says he's like wine, cheese,

1063
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:10,240
a beautiful woman. Like what more could

1064
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:14,040
a man want? And Shett's like a a sturdy

1065
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:14,040
lance would be nice.

1066
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:18,320
And Violet gets like beat red and

1067
00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:20,160
they're like are you feeling like a

1068
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:23,040
little flush? Like what happened? And

1069
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:25,920
she's like, "Wait, do you mean like a a

1070
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:28,240
real Lance?" And like that's that's when

1071
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:30,320
we find out that Cheddy is was a knight.

1072
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:31,680
And he's like, "Yeah, like what else

1073
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:35,760
would I be talking about?

1074
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:39,400
I'm jousting, madam."

1075
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,400
That's so good.

1076
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:47,839
A sturdy lance would be nice.

1077
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:50,240
It sure would.

1078
00:39:47,839 --> 00:39:53,760
Well, and then they go to offer Bri more

1079
00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:55,520
wine and Bri declines. And then Cheddy's

1080
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:59,040
like, he's worried he'll get drunk and

1081
00:39:55,520 --> 00:40:01,359
tell you he likes you.

1082
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:03,200
Cheddy.

1083
00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:07,200
Poor Bri.

1084
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:09,280
Yeah, poor Bri. And like Cheddy can't

1085
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,560
feel the room, but it's always like so

1086
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,560
well intended,

1087
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:14,160
right?

1088
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,320
that it's also like one of those where

1089
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:18,800
you're like, "Oh, Cheddy reminds you."

1090
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:19,440
It's not that deep where if it's just

1091
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,760
fun.

1092
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,760
Right. Right.

1093
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:28,720
Follow-up announcement time.

1094
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:30,560
Announcement two, Electric Booaloo.

1095
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,720
Friendly reminder that if you have any

1096
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,960
interest in life coaching or Smut Club

1097
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:37,200
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1098
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:40,599
follow the link in our Instagram bio or

1099
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,599
the show notes.

1100
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:46,800
And so we also learn in this

1101
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:50,720
conversation that Cam was um a highway

1102
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:51,839
man back uh before he was cursed.

1103
00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:54,400
Before he was cheese.

1104
00:40:51,839 --> 00:40:55,440
Yes. Before he he succumbed

1105
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,520
to

1106
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,359
which is the first draft of Before He

1107
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:00,240
Cheats.

1108
00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:02,800
Before he cheats.

1109
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:03,760
Harry Underwood.

1110
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:09,000
before he was

1111
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:09,000
I dug my knife into the grind.

1112
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:18,720
It sounds very much like Cam was Robin

1113
00:41:18,079 --> 00:41:19,200
Hood.

1114
00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:22,800
Yeah.

1115
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:25,119
Uh like he's like, "Yeah, we stole from

1116
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,880
the rich, but also probably would have

1117
00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:29,040
stolen from the poor if they had things

1118
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:31,680
to steal."

1119
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:34,079
He's like, "Please don't get it twisted.

1120
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:37,040
I am not the moral compass you're

1121
00:41:34,079 --> 00:41:38,640
looking for. Well, and at at one point

1122
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,240
it's like, oh, and did you have like a

1123
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,480
band of merry men? And he's like, I

1124
00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:46,640
mean, they were all kind of buffoons.

1125
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:50,240
It's not hard math. Knife plus highway

1126
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:54,240
equals easy pickings. Like, just saying

1127
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:56,560
1 plus 1 very much equals two here.

1128
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:59,040
Um, and so yes, we've learned Cheddy was

1129
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:03,839
a knight. We've learned Cam was like

1130
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:06,720
kind of Robin Hood Casanova. Sure.

1131
00:42:03,839 --> 00:42:08,000
Um and then Bri was a clerk for a

1132
00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:12,400
shipping magnet.

1133
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:16,160
Oh. Um he was supposed to be a Viking

1134
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:18,160
sailor as was his family's uh and what

1135
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,880
his size would indicate he should be

1136
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:24,079
doing. But he

1137
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:26,240
really loves reading books and

1138
00:42:24,079 --> 00:42:28,960
journaling sort of energy. giving what's

1139
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,839
his name from How to Train Your Dragon.

1140
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,599
Yeah. Yeah.

1141
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:34,000
Where it's like he was supposed to be

1142
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:36,560
like the Viking chief and then he's like

1143
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,440
this weird little dude who likes to read

1144
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:42,240
and hang out.

1145
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:45,040
Just wants to vibe with with the dragon.

1146
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,839
Just wants to be in the woods having a

1147
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,119
good time.

1148
00:42:45,839 --> 00:42:48,960
So do I.

1149
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:51,119
Right.

1150
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:53,440
Maybe we all had something to learn from

1151
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:54,960
him, which we did because if you've

1152
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,480
watched the movie, that's the whole

1153
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,880
[ __ ] point.

1154
00:42:56,480 --> 00:43:01,680
We all did have something we had to

1155
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,280
learn from that specific character. Not

1156
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,359
going to ruin How to Train Your Dragon,

1157
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:08,800
but also it has been out for a long

1158
00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:10,640
time, so I don't feel bad if I

1159
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,960
accidentally ruin How to Train Your

1160
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,000
Dragon.

1161
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,760
I don't think we did.

1162
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:16,720
Can you ruin How to Train Your Dragon?

1163
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:19,280
No. It's a classic. It's really good.

1164
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:21,280
Did you see the live action remake?

1165
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,839
It's like shot for shot.

1166
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,240
Really?

1167
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:24,720
Yes.

1168
00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:26,240
Oh, well maybe I'll check it out then.

1169
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:29,040
Um,

1170
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:31,680
so Violet does ask like, "Oh, so like

1171
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:33,760
what was Rock?" And they're like, "No

1172
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:35,520
one really knows. Rock is like very

1173
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:39,200
private with his history, so they don't

1174
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:41,920
actually know." But they all have they

1175
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:44,319
all ate cursed cheese. They all ate

1176
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:48,000
cheese. They like weren't supposed to

1177
00:43:44,319 --> 00:43:49,839
and have

1178
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,319
been cheesed ever since. I don't know

1179
00:43:49,839 --> 00:43:53,520
what the what the verb is there.

1180
00:43:52,319 --> 00:43:55,440
All right.

1181
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:58,319
Yes. Um and also it seems as though

1182
00:43:55,440 --> 00:44:00,560
they've always kind of been drawn to

1183
00:43:58,319 --> 00:44:02,880
each other like since this curse cuz I

1184
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:04,319
did wonder I'm like so each of you

1185
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,440
was kind of cursed in a different

1186
00:44:04,319 --> 00:44:07,599
generation,

1187
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:10,960
right? These seem like very vastly

1188
00:44:07,599 --> 00:44:11,680
different geographical areas and time

1189
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,160
frames.

1190
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:16,160
Yes. You've got like a Nordic Viking

1191
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:18,319
dude who's a the clerk for the shipping

1192
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,079
magnet. You've got a like

1193
00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:21,920
I'm going to say medieval knight if

1194
00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:23,599
you're jousting and such.

1195
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:27,440
Yeah.

1196
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:30,160
I don't know the timeline of when Cam

1197
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:33,119
was a highway man. Sorry.

1198
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,640
Um whatever era Robin Hood was.

1199
00:44:33,119 --> 00:44:36,880
Sure. that one

1200
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,400
that's debated by scholars,

1201
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:42,240
right? So,

1202
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:43,760
so choose your own adventure there.

1203
00:44:42,240 --> 00:44:45,359
But Violet's also like, "It's so

1204
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,720
convenient that you guys all turned into

1205
00:44:45,359 --> 00:44:48,960
the cheeses that you were that your

1206
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,680
names are."

1207
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:52,079
Oh, Violet.

1208
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:54,880
Oh, yeah. And the guys like all kind of

1209
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:57,920
get quiet and then just they're like,

1210
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:59,599
"No, we just like don't it's been so

1211
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,520
long we don't remember

1212
00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:03,760
like our our real names

1213
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,640
given names." Yeah. our government name.

1214
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:09,280
Our government names.

1215
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:11,760
Yeah. No, my my government name wasn't

1216
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:14,079
Sir Cheddward.

1217
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:16,319
So, like in the past couple of weeks, my

1218
00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:18,640
aunt sent me and my mom and my sister a

1219
00:45:16,319 --> 00:45:20,160
text and was like, "Hey, I have a family

1220
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,720
friend who just published this

1221
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,640
children's book on Amazon. Um, it's

1222
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:26,160
listed for free the next couple days. It

1223
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:27,520
would love if you could download it,

1224
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:31,760
review, like read it, review it,

1225
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:33,760
whatever." And it would be like

1226
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,960
Chelsea and Hannah's Christmas Adventure

1227
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:38,400
was like essentially the name of the

1228
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:41,040
book. The author was Aunt Puddin. Aunt

1229
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:44,560
and Uncle Puddin, not with a G on the

1230
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:45,119
end. God's comma. You got a full comma

1231
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:47,040
to the top.

1232
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:49,599
Yep. Got a full apostrophe going.

1233
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:52,079
Yep. Aunt and Uncle Puddin. And so my

1234
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:53,440
mom replies and I don't I did I download

1235
00:45:52,079 --> 00:45:55,040
the book. Yes. Can I tell you what the

1236
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:56,560
names were? No. But my mom replied and

1237
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:59,680
for all intents and purposes was like,

1238
00:45:56,560 --> 00:46:02,319
"Oh, Chelsea and Hannah, would that make

1239
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:05,200
the author of this book this person?"

1240
00:46:02,319 --> 00:46:07,680
Because that's their kids' names.

1241
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:10,319
And

1242
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,240
this this group that like runs Yeah.

1243
00:46:10,319 --> 00:46:13,280
They've all known each other since way

1244
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,920
before I was born, right?

1245
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,599
Yeah.

1246
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:18,720
And so my aunt replies and is like,

1247
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:20,400
"Yes, it was written by like an aunt,

1248
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,480
like whoever it was, but it was like

1249
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:24,000
definitely like it was written by

1250
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,160
Joyce." And I just replied and I go,

1251
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:29,560
"Ah, so Aunt Puddin wasn't her

1252
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,560
government name."

1253
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,640
And my aunt laughed. My mom didn't reply

1254
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,720
at all. And I'm like, "Mom, I am I'm

1255
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,960
giving you prime content here,

1256
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,920
right? Like you're welcome."

1257
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,200
Well, damn.

1258
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:46,000
Okay. So, recently just like the way in

1259
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,720
which my like is it just how boomers

1260
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,839
text? My dad wanted to know what the

1261
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:53,599
game was called. That's like the Mario

1262
00:46:51,839 --> 00:46:55,680
video game board game.

1263
00:46:53,599 --> 00:46:58,640
Oh, Mario Party is what he was asking.

1264
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:01,200
Um, but he sends me a text that asks the

1265
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,880
name of this game that's on a thread

1266
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,440
with me, him, my mom.

1267
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,440
Yep.

1268
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,319
And two family friends.

1269
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,640
Yep.

1270
00:47:06,319 --> 00:47:10,400
That no one has text on this thread

1271
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:11,119
since whatever event happened several

1272
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,359
years ago.

1273
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,119
Yep.

1274
00:47:11,359 --> 00:47:16,000
So, I just reply and I'm like, "It's

1275
00:47:13,119 --> 00:47:19,760
Mario Party. Hey, Tito and Austin.

1276
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:21,040
Great. Hope you're doing great." like

1277
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,520
and they're like love to be a fly on

1278
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:25,520
this wall. So then like the ne I'm like

1279
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,240
freaking texting with boomers. And so

1280
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,160
the next day

1281
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:30,480
yep as soon as they start with that

1282
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,440
group chat that they found from 5 years

1283
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:33,680
ago.

1284
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,920
That's like suddenly all they use.

1285
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:39,040
Unless we forget about the time my

1286
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:41,839
father sent a photo of my vibrator

1287
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:43,680
on a text thread with my mother-in-law

1288
00:47:41,839 --> 00:47:46,240
on it. Yeah.

1289
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:48,319
Well, and so the ne the very next day

1290
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,800
after that happened, I had text my

1291
00:47:48,319 --> 00:47:52,640
parents. Um, so we have like a little

1292
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,040
scooter that Ford can ride around the

1293
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,599
house.

1294
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,680
Yeah.

1295
00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:58,000
And also has a mop head on it so he can

1296
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:59,680
clean the floors while he does it. And

1297
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,119
my parents like, I wonder if they make a

1298
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,400
vacuum version. I was like, h, like

1299
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:04,640
wouldn't that be great if he could

1300
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:07,520
vacuum the floors while he did it? Well,

1301
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:09,920
wouldn't you know, your phone is always

1302
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:13,040
listening. I get an ad later that day

1303
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:14,960
for a vacuum scooter that can be ridden

1304
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,400
around the house and I send it to my

1305
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,160
parents and I was like, "Haha, so

1306
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:20,319
funny." Right after we talked about

1307
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,760
that, the last time I text my parents

1308
00:48:20,319 --> 00:48:23,599
just to my parents with like not my

1309
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:27,520
husband or anyone else on the thread had

1310
00:48:23,599 --> 00:48:28,880
been November 29th, 2024

1311
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:32,240
when I sent them a podcast

1312
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:34,880
recommendation and my mom replies to the

1313
00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:37,599
scooter and is like, "Haha, that like so

1314
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,359
funny scooter versus whatever." like

1315
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:40,880
replying. Then like 10 minutes later,

1316
00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:42,559
she replies again and I was like, "We'll

1317
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,960
have to check out that podcast. Thanks

1318
00:48:42,559 --> 00:48:47,599
for sending it over." And I literally

1319
00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:50,480
went, "I sent it to you November of last

1320
00:48:47,599 --> 00:48:53,520
year. It's still worth a listen, but

1321
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:56,160
like god damn it, guys."

1322
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,640
Yeah. I was like, "What texting

1323
00:48:56,160 --> 00:49:00,240
adventures are you guys choosing? It

1324
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,920
shouldn't be this hard.

1325
00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:04,559
It shouldn't." No,

1326
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,880
but it really is.

1327
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:06,800
Yeah.

1328
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:08,480
Yeah. We have a family group chat that

1329
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,079
pretty much just my dad and my

1330
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:13,920
brother-in-law

1331
00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:14,559
send memes in multiple times a day and I

1332
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,599
had to like

1333
00:49:14,559 --> 00:49:18,000
multiple times a day.

1334
00:49:15,599 --> 00:49:20,640
Yeah. I had to mute it cuz they just get

1335
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,839
going between the two of them and it's

1336
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:24,800
like

1337
00:49:21,839 --> 00:49:25,520
that is sweet for them. I love that they

1338
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,800
have that.

1339
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,520
Yeah. But like I don't need to be a fly

1340
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,520
on that wall.

1341
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,760
I don't need my phone vibrating off my

1342
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:37,520
desk while I'm trying to work. Like, oh

1343
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:39,200
my god. Like, yeah. You're like, only if

1344
00:49:37,520 --> 00:49:40,559
there's an emergency should my phone be

1345
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:43,359
vibrating that often,

1346
00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:47,599
right? Like, aside of that, no, I don't

1347
00:49:43,359 --> 00:49:49,200
need the the weird Garfeldian

1348
00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:52,079
meme

1349
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:56,240
from like 10 years ago. I don't need

1350
00:49:52,079 --> 00:49:58,880
that. Thank you for sharing it.

1351
00:49:56,240 --> 00:50:01,359
I hope they're just sharing like Charlie

1352
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:04,319
bit my finger

1353
00:50:01,359 --> 00:50:04,319
basically.

1354
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,559
but sharing it as though it's

1355
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:13,760
Yeah. It's brand new content. Yep.

1356
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:15,599
Incredible. So, they're all having this

1357
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,200
conversation. We're learning that no,

1358
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:18,559
they don't they just don't remember what

1359
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,000
their names had been. And then Rock

1360
00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:22,880
shows up and is like, "It's almost

1361
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,559
dawn." Um,

1362
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:25,680
and like they're like having a nice

1363
00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:27,359
time, but they're like, "What do you

1364
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,800
think of like the samples of like the

1365
00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:31,680
new cheese we made?" And like Rock takes

1366
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:33,839
a bite and he's like, "Too salty." and

1367
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:37,520
just moves on and like you can just like

1368
00:50:33,839 --> 00:50:40,480
feel everyone deflate and like rock not

1369
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:42,000
necessarily un maybe he does and just

1370
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:44,640
like doesn't care but I'm choosing to

1371
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:47,520
believe that he's just like so focused

1372
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,960
that he's just like missing that

1373
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,720
it's not landing

1374
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,440
we need the sandwich method the good

1375
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,000
stuff the constructive stuff more good

1376
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,200
stuff

1377
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:59,920
yes and so Cam offers to walk her back

1378
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:01,920
um for the night so she can sleep and so

1379
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,040
on the walk He's She's like, "Thanks so

1380
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,119
much for walking me." And then he's

1381
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,400
like, "Oh." He's like, "Yeah." He's

1382
00:51:05,119 --> 00:51:07,599
like, "Truthfully, I thought it was the

1383
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:09,680
apartment upstairs, but I'm happy to

1384
00:51:07,599 --> 00:51:11,839
walk you to your motel." And she's like,

1385
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:14,720
"Oh, I'm like, I'm so sorry. I didn't."

1386
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:16,240
And he's like, and he stops her. And I

1387
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:18,960
adore this because he stops her and he's

1388
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:21,440
like, "I don't deserve your your sorrow.

1389
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:24,240
Like, spending the evening with a pretty

1390
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:26,400
lady is no hardship for me."

1391
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:27,680
But then she's like, "You don't have to

1392
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,720
lie."

1393
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:32,880
Oh my heart, Violet. And he's like,

1394
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:35,920
"What?" And she's like, "No, like I know

1395
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:38,240
I'm not that girl. Like, I know I'm not

1396
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,440
that girl you take home." And I have the

1397
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:41,839
full quote for you.

1398
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,760
Oh, Violet, you're more striking than

1399
00:51:41,839 --> 00:51:45,440
your namesake. These past few days

1400
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:47,599
without your cheery presence have been a

1401
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,119
dark chasm in my life. I do not regret

1402
00:51:47,599 --> 00:51:51,520
drenching you in my flirtatious

1403
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:52,960
compliments, and I hate that I cannot

1404
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:57,240
give you enough to make up for the

1405
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,240
wounds the world has caused you.

1406
00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:02,079
Cam,

1407
00:52:00,319 --> 00:52:03,359
and I hate that I can't make up for the

1408
00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:04,720
wounds. I can't give you enough

1409
00:52:03,359 --> 00:52:07,520
compliments to make up for the wounds

1410
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:08,640
that the world has caused you.

1411
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,160
What a sentiment.

1412
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,440
Oh, it's so sweet.

1413
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,559
That is really nice.

1414
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:16,079
Yes. And then they kiss and then things

1415
00:52:14,559 --> 00:52:18,000
kind of start escalating, so they like

1416
00:52:16,079 --> 00:52:19,680
rush back to her hotel room. Yeah.

1417
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,640
Um and like right as things are really

1418
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,760
starting to heat up,

1419
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,960
he turns into cheese.

1420
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,480
Yep.

1421
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,960
Like there's like a close your eyes to

1422
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,480
kiss me and she's like waiting and then

1423
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,720
she opens her eyes and she's like a damn

1424
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:35,599
it.

1425
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:37,680
And he is cheeks back to KMA bear.

1426
00:52:35,599 --> 00:52:40,559
So she puts him in the mini fridge for

1427
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:42,960
the night.

1428
00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:44,800
That's really good.

1429
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,400
Cuz she's like, and then she's so

1430
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:48,480
nervous the next day cuz she puts it in

1431
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:49,839
her purse to like take him back to the

1432
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:54,599
shop and she's like, "What if I get

1433
00:52:49,839 --> 00:52:54,599
mugged and someone takes my cheese?

1434
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,800
Not the cheese.

1435
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:06,240
Not the cheese." So that So she she

1436
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,400
brings him back and leaves him at the

1437
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:08,880
shop. So he will awake there that

1438
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:10,800
evening

1439
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,520
there and be safe. Yes. And so that

1440
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:13,119
from muggers

1441
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,800
from muggers.

1442
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:16,960
Well, her mom has convinced her there

1443
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:18,800
are muggers on every corner of the

1444
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,720
sirloin district and beyond.

1445
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:23,280
Did I ever tell you about the time that

1446
00:53:20,720 --> 00:53:25,520
we got mugged when I was a kid?

1447
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:28,079
No. What?

1448
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,839
It's not as traumatic as it sounds. It

1449
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:33,760
was at the time, but it's very funny

1450
00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:35,920
now. So, we were going into Michaels.

1451
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,880
Okay. In

1452
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:41,119
supply store.

1453
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:44,079
Yes. In downtown Orlando. And I was

1454
00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:45,760
maybe I had to have been eight or nine.

1455
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:46,079
And so my little sister was like five or

1456
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,359
six.

1457
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:49,359
Yeah.

1458
00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:52,880
And I had been going on a field trip

1459
00:53:49,359 --> 00:53:54,800
that day. So my mom had her ID and cash

1460
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:56,319
in her pocket because she had been the

1461
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,680
chaperon. M

1462
00:53:56,319 --> 00:54:00,160
but she had her purse on her shoulder

1463
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:02,400
and she was holding my my sister's hand.

1464
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:06,160
And as we were walking into the

1465
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:09,200
Michaels, this this car drove up, slowed

1466
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:11,839
down, and a guy jumped out and grabbed

1467
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:14,079
my little sister to yank her away from

1468
00:54:11,839 --> 00:54:16,079
my mom to get to her purse because my

1469
00:54:14,079 --> 00:54:17,280
mom was holding her on the side that she

1470
00:54:16,079 --> 00:54:19,359
had her purse.

1471
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,440
Okay. Not that I want your mom's purse

1472
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:23,440
being stolen either, but when you

1473
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,480
started with yanked your sister, I was

1474
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:26,079
like significantly.

1475
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,000
I was like, "Hey, being mugged is

1476
00:54:26,079 --> 00:54:29,920
different than your sister almost being

1477
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,160
No, no, no, no. He had no interest in my

1478
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:34,240
sister. He was going for the purse.

1479
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,599
Holy [ __ ] Hannah. Still not great, but

1480
00:54:34,240 --> 00:54:39,359
like, oh my god.

1481
00:54:35,599 --> 00:54:43,040
But at that point, my mom then decided

1482
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:47,040
to chase the car down the street

1483
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:49,920
screaming my purse. So, I'm on the

1484
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:51,920
sidewalk with my little sister like

1485
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:53,599
holding her while we're looking around

1486
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:56,000
while people are like yelling and

1487
00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:59,359
calling the police. And my mom was fully

1488
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:03,200
like two city blocks. on the road

1489
00:54:59,359 --> 00:55:05,680
chasing this car. Also, your mom is a

1490
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:10,559
fast runner in this situation.

1491
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:12,480
She went for it and I was like, uh,

1492
00:55:10,559 --> 00:55:14,000
did did she just happen to get their

1493
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,599
license plate number in all of those

1494
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,960
blocks? Cuz I feel like that might have

1495
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:17,920
been the most effective thing we could

1496
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:23,119
have done.

1497
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:26,359
No. No. So, I didn't make it to my uh

1498
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:26,359
field trip.

1499
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:36,800
But I'll never forget my mother like

1500
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:40,160
doing a battle call of my purse down the

1501
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:42,480
street. My purse. Well, it's like like

1502
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:46,440
that king of the hill. That's my purse.

1503
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:46,440
I don't know you.

1504
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,960
Okay, but for how casually you started

1505
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,319
that story, straight up when I was doing

1506
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,760
so, my undergrad is in elementary

1507
00:55:52,319 --> 00:55:55,520
education. When I was doing like my

1508
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:57,359
final semester of like the full student

1509
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:59,200
teaching for the full semester, one of

1510
00:55:57,359 --> 00:56:00,720
the teachers at the school, as casually

1511
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,960
as you just told that story, she's like,

1512
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:05,599
"Oh, yeah, no, I was kidnapped. They

1513
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:08,480
took me to Puerto Rico."

1514
00:56:05,599 --> 00:56:10,480
Like, as a child, she was kidnapped,

1515
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:12,319
held for ransom,

1516
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:15,200
in the way. Yeah. She told it so

1517
00:56:12,319 --> 00:56:17,440
casually. And I'm like, I don't like I

1518
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:19,359
remember listening to it and being like,

1519
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:21,280
"Oh, I don't think that's how we're

1520
00:56:19,359 --> 00:56:24,240
supposed to tell that story." Like,

1521
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,920
well, my only memory of it is my mom.

1522
00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:28,480
Oh, no.

1523
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:30,640
Yours makes a lot more sense. Yours has

1524
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:33,200
a funny punchline. Hers literally ended

1525
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:35,760
with, "I was held for ransom, but I'm

1526
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:38,319
here now, so I guess it's fine."

1527
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,599
Incredible.

1528
00:56:38,319 --> 00:56:41,119
I was held for ransom.

1529
00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:43,040
Like, she said it almost in like a way

1530
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:44,079
like, "Wait, you haven't been held for

1531
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:45,680
ransom,

1532
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:48,000
right?" Like, this is a childhood

1533
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:50,079
experience. We all have.

1534
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,079
Yeah. You know that that core childhood

1535
00:56:50,079 --> 00:56:52,960
memory of being kidnapped? Yeah. Holy

1536
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:55,119
[ __ ]

1537
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:57,200
No, that is

1538
00:56:55,119 --> 00:57:01,520
I have a cute kid. I do think they would

1539
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:03,359
return him, but I have a cute ass kid.

1540
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,799
And it is a like a different like you

1541
00:57:03,359 --> 00:57:06,319
see the world differently when you like

1542
00:57:04,799 --> 00:57:07,520
have a small child that you need to make

1543
00:57:06,319 --> 00:57:09,680
sure no one snatches.

1544
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:11,920
Of course,

1545
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:15,880
my parts.

1546
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:15,880
I don't know you.

1547
00:57:16,079 --> 00:57:22,079
like your mom is two city blocks over

1548
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,079
and you're just sitting there and like

1549
00:57:22,079 --> 00:57:25,119
some poor person is standing there like

1550
00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:27,040
well going to keep an eye on the kids

1551
00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:28,240
while I call 911 while that woman runs

1552
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,839
after the car,

1553
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:32,720
right?

1554
00:57:29,839 --> 00:57:34,559
Like what are you doing?

1555
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:37,280
We never got the purse back.

1556
00:57:34,559 --> 00:57:38,799
You think

1557
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:41,200
you didn't get the purse back?

1558
00:57:38,799 --> 00:57:43,200
It was also not a priority for the

1559
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:46,319
Orlando Police Department. Believe it or

1560
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:49,280
not, my mom had her ID and all of her

1561
00:57:46,319 --> 00:57:50,960
cash in her pocket. So, it was like,

1562
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,280
well,

1563
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:56,720
well, cancel your credit cards. Yeah.

1564
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:59,040
And I was going to say it was

1565
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,520
if you were eight or nine, it was the

1566
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,440
late ' 90s, early 2000s. So, also, it's

1567
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:06,319
not like your mom like had her credit

1568
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:08,240
card loaded to her phone where like you

1569
00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:09,839
can just easily purchase things. Like,

1570
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:12,880
yes, you still had to cancel your card,

1571
00:58:09,839 --> 00:58:14,799
but it was harder to like

1572
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,359
utilize in that regard.

1573
00:58:14,799 --> 00:58:16,400
All right.

1574
00:58:15,359 --> 00:58:18,880
Sorry.

1575
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:20,559
Got distracted by the mugging.

1576
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:22,160
You know, the mugger that doesn't exist

1577
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:25,640
in this book, but she's just afraid of

1578
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:25,640
the cheese mugger.

1579
00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:33,240
That would be my crime,

1580
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:33,240
mugging people for cheese.

1581
00:58:34,079 --> 00:58:40,079
And what was stolen?

1582
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:42,079
a 20 year aged cheddar.

1583
00:58:40,079 --> 00:58:44,240
It was a 36 pound wheel. Do you know how

1584
00:58:42,079 --> 00:58:47,440
much you can sell that for? That would

1585
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:49,200
be very difficult to run away with. It's

1586
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:53,040
36 lb. It wouldn't be that difficult,

1587
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:55,040
but it would be unwieldy in a wheel.

1588
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:58,720
Hannah,

1589
00:58:55,040 --> 00:59:01,200
your arms were just like 3 feet apart. I

1590
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:04,720
don't think a 36B wheel of cheese is

1591
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:07,680
three feet wide. Maybe not. I'm

1592
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,480
overthinking. Anyway, she successfully

1593
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,640
makes it to the shop.

1594
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,799
Well, no, now I'm I guess I'm really

1595
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,200
thinking about the size of the wheel of

1596
00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:17,839
cheese cuz I It's tall as well, right?

1597
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:19,359
So, I assumed it would be like 12 to 16

1598
00:59:17,839 --> 00:59:20,640
in in diameter.

1599
00:59:19,359 --> 00:59:22,640
We're going to have to give that a

1600
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,160
Google cuz I don't know the density of

1601
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,799
the various cheeses.

1602
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:29,520
And we will do a corrections corner if

1603
00:59:26,799 --> 00:59:30,799
necessary where I where I apologize for

1604
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:33,440
being like, "Sorry guys, I thought a

1605
00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:36,240
36lb wheel of cheese was a lot smaller

1606
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:39,119
than it is. Because I have full faith in

1607
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:42,240
you that if it was like only like 16 in

1608
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:43,280
and 36 lb, it'd be clunky. But like,

1609
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,960
okay,

1610
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,359
you could get away with that.

1611
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:48,480
Yeah,

1612
00:59:45,359 --> 00:59:50,720
I couldn't. I'm a slow ass runner. Uh, I

1613
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:52,400
should not mug anyone. I will not get

1614
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,280
away on foot fast enough to get away

1615
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:57,119
from any crime.

1616
00:59:53,280 --> 01:00:00,079
You have to lengthen your stride.

1617
00:59:57,119 --> 01:00:01,760
What? What is that? That's what my

1618
01:00:00,079 --> 01:00:06,400
running coach used to say. And I'd be

1619
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:09,119
like, I don't I'm I am 54, dude. My my

1620
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,920
stride is only physically so long. Like,

1621
01:00:09,119 --> 01:00:14,480
I can't lengthen further.

1622
01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:16,640
You're like, at some point, I'm lunging,

1623
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:19,119
and that feels counterproductive,

1624
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:22,079
right? Like,

1625
01:00:19,119 --> 01:00:24,480
all right. All that said,

1626
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:27,599
they she didn't get mugged. She made it

1627
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:28,799
back to the shop. Um, Rock then when she

1628
01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:30,640
like shows up with dinner that night,

1629
01:00:28,799 --> 01:00:31,920
he's like, "Why? Why didn't you why

1630
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:34,480
weren't you in the apartment? Like, why

1631
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,799
didn't you sleep there?" And she's like,

1632
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:38,880
quite frankly, because it's very gross

1633
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:40,559
and very dirty, but also she's like,

1634
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:42,319
"Did you go up and check?" And he like

1635
01:00:40,559 --> 01:00:44,720
gets a little like sheepish about it

1636
01:00:42,319 --> 01:00:46,640
because we're like, "Oh, okay. Rock does

1637
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:49,440
have some some human moments."

1638
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,559
Um, and so when she's like, "It's gross.

1639
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:53,680
It needs to be cleaned." Rock is like,

1640
01:00:50,559 --> 01:00:55,040
"Hey, Bri, why don't you help Violet

1641
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:57,520
clean the apartment? That way it's

1642
01:00:55,040 --> 01:01:00,720
usable again. Um, in the apartment

1643
01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:02,400
upstairs, Violet and Bri

1644
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,000
just like have a sweet conversation.

1645
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:06,480
They talk about their interest. He

1646
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,319
really likes reading. He always wanted

1647
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:11,440
to be a painter. A

1648
01:01:08,319 --> 01:01:14,240
right. Um, we learned that Violet was

1649
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:16,240
premed when she was in college. Um, but

1650
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:18,079
she had to drop out her sophomore year

1651
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,119
because the more stressful school

1652
01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:22,240
became,

1653
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:25,920
Yep. the more intense her OCD symptoms

1654
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:28,160
became. Um, and she was like the rituals

1655
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:30,640
kept growing and would take so long that

1656
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:32,559
like she was like I would spend hours

1657
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,359
like locking doors and washing my hands

1658
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:35,040
and like

1659
01:01:33,359 --> 01:01:35,680
Yeah. couldn't get to class, couldn't do

1660
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,119
my homework.

1661
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:41,599
Exactly. So, ended up uh dropping out

1662
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:43,839
because of that. And then throughout

1663
01:01:41,599 --> 01:01:46,160
this whole conversation, Bri like loses

1664
01:01:43,839 --> 01:01:48,480
a fight with a bathroom pipe and ends up

1665
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:50,400
drenched in water. And they're getting

1666
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:51,280
closer throughout the convo. As you you

1667
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:53,599
can imagine,

1668
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:56,160
tension is building. Yes. Um they end up

1669
01:01:53,599 --> 01:01:58,319
kissing. She asks him if he wants to

1670
01:01:56,160 --> 01:01:59,680
paint her. Um and he's like

1671
01:01:58,319 --> 01:02:02,720
like one of your French girls.

1672
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:04,960
He no I want to make sweet love to you.

1673
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:06,559
Stop it.

1674
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:09,839
Adorable.

1675
01:02:06,559 --> 01:02:12,079
This book was not what I expected when I

1676
01:02:09,839 --> 01:02:13,520
heard cheese shifter romance if I'm

1677
01:02:12,079 --> 01:02:15,359
being completely honest.

1678
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:17,200
Yeah.

1679
01:02:15,359 --> 01:02:17,760
They start going at it.

1680
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,079
Great.

1681
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:22,160
It is

1682
01:02:20,079 --> 01:02:24,079
a lot of limbs.

1683
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:24,880
limbs.

1684
01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:27,440
Like it's

1685
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:30,559
Shouldn't there be four each?

1686
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:32,160
Like he like tries to like put her on

1687
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:34,000
the table and be like sexy and

1688
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,839
doineering, but like

1689
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:37,839
it's like she's too far on the edge so

1690
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:40,000
the table kind of slides out from under

1691
01:02:37,839 --> 01:02:40,880
her. Then they like hit the ground and

1692
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,400
it's just like

1693
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:44,079
Sure. Yeah.

1694
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:46,160
Yeah. She's like I think I trapped his

1695
01:02:44,079 --> 01:02:47,760
[ __ ] when we fell but I'm we're still

1696
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:49,119
making out. Like it's just like

1697
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,040
that's so real though because that's

1698
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:52,319
what real life is where you're like in

1699
01:02:51,040 --> 01:02:55,520
the middle of something and you're like

1700
01:02:52,319 --> 01:02:58,559
wait a second my body is not where it

1701
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:59,200
needs to be. Like hold on let's pause.

1702
01:02:58,559 --> 01:03:01,040
Yes.

1703
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:02,400
And that's not even like it's not even

1704
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:05,520
going to take you out of the moment

1705
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:07,359
really. It's like that's part of the joy

1706
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,040
of communicating with your partner and

1707
01:03:07,359 --> 01:03:10,640
like figuring things out.

1708
01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:13,359
But for a first time that is

1709
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:15,039
well and he's trying to be really like

1710
01:03:13,359 --> 01:03:16,480
doineering.

1711
01:03:15,039 --> 01:03:18,640
Maybe not dominant. He's trying to be

1712
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:20,880
very dominant and is like

1713
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,640
trying to take control.

1714
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:24,240
And so when they like hit the ground,

1715
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:26,240
she's like, "We no like we can keep

1716
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:29,119
going." And he's just like,

1717
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,760
"That's not me. Like I thought you'd

1718
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:35,839
like the bravado. The bravado was for

1719
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:36,720
you, but like that's not who I am." And

1720
01:03:35,839 --> 01:03:39,200
she's like,

1721
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:40,720
"No, Bri, like I really like how sweet

1722
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,760
you are. Like that's

1723
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:45,359
that's the draw here." Yeah. And so they

1724
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:47,839
they try again and it's far more

1725
01:03:45,359 --> 01:03:50,720
hesitant but like very sweet. Um there

1726
01:03:47,839 --> 01:03:53,280
are lots of cheese themes exultations

1727
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:55,440
throughout this. Like at one point she's

1728
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:57,520
like, "Oh, sweet cheeses." And at

1729
01:03:55,440 --> 01:04:01,920
another point she's like, "Hot queso."

1730
01:03:57,520 --> 01:04:05,799
Um what I think is just fondue

1731
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,799
or just queso.

1732
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:15,799
Queso is just fondue by another name.

1733
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:20,319
A rose by any other name shall taste as

1734
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,200
good, right? Like

1735
01:04:20,319 --> 01:04:23,359
Yeah.

1736
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,559
Queso fondue.

1737
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:26,240
It just liquid cheese.

1738
01:04:24,559 --> 01:04:28,079
It's the same thing. It just depends on

1739
01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:29,760
if I'm eating it at a Mexican restaurant

1740
01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:30,240
or at the melting pot,

1741
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:32,160
right?

1742
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:33,680
It's still melted cheese regardless.

1743
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:36,079
Yeah, it's still liquid cheese and we're

1744
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:39,440
happy about it. Um, we do also learn

1745
01:04:36,079 --> 01:04:42,240
here that when Violet comes, she has

1746
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:45,920
sneezing attacks.

1747
01:04:42,240 --> 01:04:47,520
And so she has like a full sneezing fit

1748
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:50,240
during all of this and is like really

1749
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:52,160
embarrassed afterwards. And he's like,

1750
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:54,000
"Watching you sneeze was like somehow

1751
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:56,640
like the hottest and like most adorable

1752
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,640
thing I've like ever seen." And she's

1753
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,680
like, "Oh, okay.

1754
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,119
That's so cute."

1755
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,280
She's so embarrassed. But yeah, he

1756
01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:05,280
thought it was really adorable. Then in

1757
01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:08,400
their uh postquidal bliss, there's a

1758
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:10,079
knock on the door and it's Cam like

1759
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,599
being like, "Hey, like Rock was

1760
01:05:10,079 --> 01:05:12,079
requesting you come back down so we can

1761
01:05:11,599 --> 01:05:12,720
all

1762
01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:14,079
Yeah.

1763
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,520
talk. And then like opens the door and

1764
01:05:14,079 --> 01:05:16,319
he's like, "Well, well, well,

1765
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:18,480
well, hello.

1766
01:05:16,319 --> 01:05:20,799
This is a surprise."

1767
01:05:18,480 --> 01:05:22,319
He goes, "Bre a bit of a dark horse,

1768
01:05:20,799 --> 01:05:27,920
though. It's nice to learn that you're

1769
01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:29,920
not unplowed soil as I had feared."

1770
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:32,720
And Violet's like, "I've been with men

1771
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:36,039
before, two of them." And Cam's like at

1772
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:36,039
the same time.

1773
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:40,720
And Violet's like, "Uh, no, not that,

1774
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,559
but

1775
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:44,720
at different times."

1776
01:05:42,559 --> 01:05:46,880
Yes. But Violet's also like nervous that

1777
01:05:44,720 --> 01:05:48,640
Cam will be upset,

1778
01:05:46,880 --> 01:05:49,680
right? Cuz they were kind of getting it

1779
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,440
the night before.

1780
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:53,440
Yes. And he like is very quick to

1781
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:56,000
clarify. He's like not upset at all.

1782
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:58,960
Like we share everything.

1783
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:01,359
Yeah. Jokes on you. I'm into that [ __ ]

1784
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:03,920
No need to be concerned here. When they

1785
01:06:01,359 --> 01:06:05,359
get back down in the cheese shop, um Cam

1786
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:07,680
immediately tells Shetty, he's like,

1787
01:06:05,359 --> 01:06:09,920
"Bri got there first. Got there before

1788
01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:12,000
all of us. Wasn't on my bingo card."

1789
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:13,839
Like that sort of energy that my words,

1790
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:16,400
not his. And Rock is like, "Will you

1791
01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:18,079
guys get serious?" And like gives them

1792
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,520
another list of supplies and is like,

1793
01:06:18,079 --> 01:06:20,960
"We need to move on."

1794
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,400
But yeah, I thought it like the whole

1795
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,839
like they come immediately down and

1796
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:25,039
Cam's like, "You'll never guess what I

1797
01:06:23,839 --> 01:06:25,599
just walked in on."

1798
01:06:25,039 --> 01:06:27,039
Right.

1799
01:06:25,599 --> 01:06:29,920
Bri beat us all there.

1800
01:06:27,039 --> 01:06:32,799
Guess what you guys? Bri get it,

1801
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:34,319
right? Good for him. Like, so proud of

1802
01:06:32,799 --> 01:06:36,079
this guy.

1803
01:06:34,319 --> 01:06:37,520
Um, so now it's I don't know, maybe the

1804
01:06:36,079 --> 01:06:41,440
next night, maybe the night after. Who

1805
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:43,119
can say? I can't. Um, not Bri. Violet

1806
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,880
checks her phone and she's had several

1807
01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:45,839
missed calls from her mom. Her mom at

1808
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,280
this point

1809
01:06:45,839 --> 01:06:49,119
is just like, "You need to come home."

1810
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:50,160
And it's like booked her a return flight

1811
01:06:49,119 --> 01:06:52,240
every day.

1812
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:54,319
Oh my god. Yeah. You're like, "What?

1813
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:56,319
This like doesn't even make sense." Um

1814
01:06:54,319 --> 01:06:58,240
the realtor shows up to talk about the

1815
01:06:56,319 --> 01:07:01,280
open house, but it's like right around

1816
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:03,119
sunset and she's like, "Well, like we

1817
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,559
have I want to like sell off the rest of

1818
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:05,920
the product and the cheese, so I like

1819
01:07:04,559 --> 01:07:07,680
need 3 months." And the realtor is like,

1820
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,559
"What the hell?" Like that's not what we

1821
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,880
talked about.

1822
01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:13,119
And like I do, he does seem smarty. And

1823
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:15,599
I do also get where if you've been

1824
01:07:13,119 --> 01:07:18,000
setting up a open house for a property

1825
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:20,799
that's supposed to fetch 5 to 10 mil.

1826
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:24,319
Yeah. and they're suddenly like actually

1827
01:07:20,799 --> 01:07:25,839
for scrap that I would also have some

1828
01:07:24,319 --> 01:07:28,720
questions.

1829
01:07:25,839 --> 01:07:30,079
Um but he's like pretty like what do you

1830
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:31,280
mean know like we like need to move

1831
01:07:30,079 --> 01:07:33,200
forward like this is what you and I have

1832
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,880
agreed on this that and the other.

1833
01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:37,200
More pushy.

1834
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,119
Yes. Pretty pushy about it. And the sun

1835
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:40,640
has set as this conversation's

1836
01:07:39,119 --> 01:07:42,799
happening. So suddenly all of the guys

1837
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:46,880
are there

1838
01:07:42,799 --> 01:07:50,000
and Josh is like why are you naked?

1839
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:51,839
because they don't pop into human form

1840
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:53,599
with their clothes still on. They got to

1841
01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:54,400
they got to put them back on once they

1842
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:56,400
shift.

1843
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:59,359
Um, and they're like, "The real question

1844
01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:02,839
is, why aren't you naked? It's freeing.

1845
01:07:59,359 --> 01:08:02,839
Try it sometime.

1846
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,880
What a pivot. That's really good." Um,

1847
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:11,119
Rock and the realtor kind of like end up

1848
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:14,400
in a standoff because

1849
01:08:11,119 --> 01:08:16,400
like Rock's like she said like she's not

1850
01:08:14,400 --> 01:08:18,400
selling for 3 months and he like and the

1851
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:20,960
realtor is like you don't speak for her

1852
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:22,640
and Rock's like neither do you and this

1853
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:26,480
is what like she said like get out of

1854
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:29,920
the shop now. Um, when the realtor

1855
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:32,480
leaves though, Rock is big mad and like

1856
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,239
accuses Violet of lying to them and he's

1857
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:36,000
like, "I thought we had this deal. Like

1858
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:37,440
we were like we had 3 months and like

1859
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:39,120
you you were going to sell the shop out

1860
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:40,640
from like underneath us and like not in

1861
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:42,640
like hold up your end of the bargain.

1862
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:46,000
Slow your roll, Rock."

1863
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:49,120
Yes. And Violet's like, "So, a lot's

1864
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:51,199
been going on. You guys are cheese, lest

1865
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:53,040
we forget, right?" Like, a lot's been

1866
01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:55,279
going on. I forgot to call the realtor.

1867
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:58,239
My bad. I'm sorry. Yeah. And like Rock

1868
01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:59,679
is just like an ass about it and not

1869
01:08:58,239 --> 01:09:01,040
having it. Like to the point where the

1870
01:08:59,679 --> 01:09:02,719
rest of the guys are like, "It was an

1871
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:04,480
honest mistake, Rock. Like, lay off.

1872
01:09:02,719 --> 01:09:06,319
Like, let it go. Fine."

1873
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:08,960
And he just like stomps back to the

1874
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:12,080
seller.

1875
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:14,319
So, it's really sweet. When Violet

1876
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:17,440
brought dinner for the guys that night,

1877
01:09:14,319 --> 01:09:18,000
she also bought Brie painting supplies.

1878
01:09:17,440 --> 01:09:21,520
A.

1879
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:23,759
And so he's so touched and so excited

1880
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:27,199
and is like wanting to like break out

1881
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:29,839
the paints immediately. And so rocks in

1882
01:09:27,199 --> 01:09:31,440
the basement or seller. Bri decides he's

1883
01:09:29,839 --> 01:09:33,199
going to like start with his paints. And

1884
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:34,560
then Cam and Shetty decide to take the

1885
01:09:33,199 --> 01:09:37,040
night off and they're going to go on an

1886
01:09:34,560 --> 01:09:40,239
adventure with Violet.

1887
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:43,199
They end up finding like a street fair

1888
01:09:40,239 --> 01:09:46,640
block party sort of situation happening.

1889
01:09:43,199 --> 01:09:48,960
Okay. Um, Cheddy immediately just jumps

1890
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:51,520
into the the dance circle and is like,

1891
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:55,280
"Ooh, this looks fun. Teach me." Like

1892
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:57,360
has no concerns of like looking foolish,

1893
01:09:55,280 --> 01:10:02,080
just there for a good time, not for a

1894
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:04,640
long time. So, a few weeks ago, several

1895
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:06,480
friends, we were getting together and we

1896
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:09,600
realized we needed to eat something cuz

1897
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:13,360
a bunch of us were hanging out. And so

1898
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:16,239
we had shared with a a newer person into

1899
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,960
our circle that one particular friend,

1900
01:10:16,239 --> 01:10:17,600
Lisa,

1901
01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:19,120
yeah,

1902
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:22,960
she

1903
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:24,400
has no social anxiety at all. And so

1904
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:26,800
what does that freedom feel like? It's

1905
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:28,960
[ __ ] bizarre cuz we'll be out at a

1906
01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:33,040
bar or we'll be out at a restaurant or

1907
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:35,440
whatever and she will just strike up a

1908
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:37,280
conversation with someone and before we

1909
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:39,600
leave she will know all of their

1910
01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:43,760
children's names and where they grew up

1911
01:10:39,600 --> 01:10:45,920
and like have plans to meet up with them

1912
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:49,199
in the future. And it's like what the

1913
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:51,199
[ __ ] is happening right now, right?

1914
01:10:49,199 --> 01:10:53,840
So,

1915
01:10:51,199 --> 01:10:57,679
we order Chinese. Lisa and I go to pick

1916
01:10:53,840 --> 01:11:00,239
it up and we are sitting there and

1917
01:10:57,679 --> 01:11:02,640
it's a Saturday night in our very small

1918
01:11:00,239 --> 01:11:05,360
town. And it turns out everyone ordered

1919
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:07,600
Chinese that night. So, normally it

1920
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:10,080
takes 15 minutes.

1921
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:12,159
We were there for a very long time, like

1922
01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:15,199
45 minutes or an hour. And when we got

1923
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:18,480
back, one of our friends was like, "Oh,

1924
01:11:15,199 --> 01:11:22,159
we thought like Lisa held you hostage

1925
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:25,040
while she made new friends."

1926
01:11:22,159 --> 01:11:27,840
I was like, "No." But that's the Cheddy

1927
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:28,960
vibes I'm getting is like my friend who

1928
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,719
just

1929
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:33,280
she'll hear somebody say something and

1930
01:11:30,719 --> 01:11:37,600
be like, "Oh my gosh, me too." And just

1931
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:40,000
like she knows everybody. It's it's for

1932
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:42,640
me with a person with social anxiety

1933
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:45,600
bizarre. Well, the funny thing is I have

1934
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:49,840
I definitely have very real social

1935
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:52,239
anxiety and I do also do that some like

1936
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:53,679
like Vance Vance called me out not like

1937
01:11:52,239 --> 01:11:55,120
called me out on it but just like noted

1938
01:11:53,679 --> 01:11:57,760
it one time he's like yeah he's like

1939
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:59,120
Chelsea we were at Home Depot yesterday

1940
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:00,960
the woman next to us was looking at

1941
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:02,640
several blue colors you ended up in a

1942
01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:04,239
conversation with her about all of the

1943
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,760
different shades of blue like that were

1944
01:12:04,239 --> 01:12:06,800
the and like making a quippy comment and

1945
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,719
suddenly you guys are talking about it

1946
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:11,199
and I'm like

1947
01:12:08,719 --> 01:12:12,880
I guess that does happen but And for me,

1948
01:12:11,199 --> 01:12:14,480
that's where it ends. Like we have the

1949
01:12:12,880 --> 01:12:18,239
quicky

1950
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:20,159
quicky. No, quirky. Quippy.

1951
01:12:18,239 --> 01:12:23,440
Quippy was what I was going for. Not

1952
01:12:20,159 --> 01:12:25,040
quickie. We do not have a quickie. We

1953
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,480
got to have a lot more questions about

1954
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:28,400
that.

1955
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:31,840
Different vibes. Like I feel like it's

1956
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:33,920
just like a quick quippy interaction.

1957
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:36,400
And then we both go back to what we were

1958
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:40,000
doing versus like the

1959
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:41,679
Cuz my dad is similar to Lisa. When we

1960
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:44,480
were still living in Nashville, he and I

1961
01:12:41,679 --> 01:12:47,280
walked into Lowe's one day and the

1962
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:49,840
manager waved at my dad and said, "Hey,

1963
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:51,199
Ralph."

1964
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,840
What? Why do you know the manager at the

1965
01:12:51,199 --> 01:12:55,280
Lowe's? Oh, great guy. Just moved here.

1966
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:57,120
He had been at another shop, but this is

1967
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:59,120
actually a promotion for him. Really

1968
01:12:57,120 --> 01:13:00,080
excited. Still finding his way around

1969
01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,760
the city.

1970
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:02,159
What?

1971
01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:04,960
Yep.

1972
01:13:02,159 --> 01:13:07,040
I just needed a sophet. Like, how did we

1973
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:09,679
get here? The rest of us are literally

1974
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:12,159
like cringing and like clenching up and

1975
01:13:09,679 --> 01:13:14,640
she's like gathering people's social

1976
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:17,120
security numbers because people just

1977
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:20,480
tell her things and like it's like what

1978
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:23,199
the [ __ ] is happening? Like

1979
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:25,360
what is going on? But she's always

1980
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:28,560
dragging me to [ __ ] and like you know

1981
01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:30,640
she'll find a belly dancing class in the

1982
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:32,400
middle of nowhere, North Georgia. I was

1983
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:34,560
going to say, you don't live next to

1984
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,760
many places that I would say are known

1985
01:13:34,560 --> 01:13:38,960
for belly dancing,

1986
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:41,040
but it's there. She found a pickle ball

1987
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:43,280
league that she joined and is trying to

1988
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:46,480
convince everybody to join. I'm I am

1989
01:13:43,280 --> 01:13:49,760
remaining firm that that's not for me.

1990
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:51,679
Um, but that's just what she does. But

1991
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:53,040
that's Chetty vibes of just like showing

1992
01:13:51,679 --> 01:13:54,560
up and having a good time.

1993
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:57,199
Yeah. And here's the thing, as an

1994
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:59,040
introvert, we all need that extrovert.

1995
01:13:57,199 --> 01:14:01,120
We all need that like person cuz I'm

1996
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:02,320
like if you're not dragging me there I

1997
01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,000
won't be there.

1998
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:06,640
And if you get me there I will have a

1999
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:09,360
great time but like I'm not going to

2000
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,760
just end up there. No by happen stance.

2001
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,840
No.

2002
01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:13,679
No. Not at all.

2003
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:15,760
So they're at this block party. Cheddy

2004
01:14:13,679 --> 01:14:19,760
starts like in the dance circle and is

2005
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:21,280
having a blast. Cam ends up joining the

2006
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:24,159
they like give him a guitar. He's

2007
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,960
playing with the band suddenly

2008
01:14:24,159 --> 01:14:27,440
and it's like

2009
01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:30,640
like a minstrel

2010
01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:33,760
that's from that era, right?

2011
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:35,760
It's from one of their eras, which one I

2012
01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:38,080
don't feel as confident in if I'm being

2013
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:38,800
completely honest, but one of their

2014
01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,440
eras.

2015
01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,880
Sure.

2016
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:43,440
Yes.

2017
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:44,880
Then suddenly the police are there and

2018
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:46,560
it's like being broken up and then

2019
01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:49,600
everyone's like scatter and I'm like

2020
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:52,320
what? A block party? Why are we

2021
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:52,800
scattering from a block party? But I

2022
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,320
digress.

2023
01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:56,640
They didn't have the proper permits,

2024
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:59,360
Chelsea.

2025
01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,080
Honestly, probably.

2026
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:02,480
Yeah,

2027
01:15:00,080 --> 01:15:04,719
cuz they like a street fair block party.

2028
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:06,880
I'm like that

2029
01:15:04,719 --> 01:15:08,320
you got tents set up that feels like

2030
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:10,960
more. I don't know.

2031
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:13,120
Right. But yeah, so like one guy's like

2032
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,440
holding open a broken chain link fence.

2033
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:17,920
Like everyone can run through it and

2034
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:19,199
Cheddy and Violet get separated from

2035
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:21,840
Cam, but they're like, "We'll meet up.

2036
01:15:19,199 --> 01:15:23,840
It'll be fine." And so Cheddy ends up

2037
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,040
leading her to a park, which I think is

2038
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:26,719
more like muscle memory. And he's like,

2039
01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:27,600
"Oh my gosh, I remember this place." But

2040
01:15:26,719 --> 01:15:29,440
then like

2041
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,960
at some point Rock's like, "Yeah, that

2042
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:32,560
park is like Cheddy's favorite place in

2043
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:34,480
the city." I'm like, "Oh yeah, he just

2044
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:34,880
like naturally found his way back

2045
01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:37,840
there."

2046
01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:39,520
Back there. Yeah. Um, they end up

2047
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:41,520
swimming in like the fountain. Like he

2048
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:42,640
like splashes her with the fountain and

2049
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,880
then they're like playing in the

2050
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,280
fountain water and just like having fun.

2051
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,080
Sure.

2052
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:50,400
And then Cam finds them there because he

2053
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:53,199
also knows it's Cheddy's favorite place.

2054
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:55,360
And then things start escalating.

2055
01:15:53,199 --> 01:15:57,520
This is my my breakdown. Cheddy is

2056
01:15:55,360 --> 01:16:00,320
fingering her. Cam pulls down her

2057
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:04,480
panties. Climb aboard the cheese train

2058
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:06,480
is said. Choo choo. These are my actual

2059
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:09,360
notes.

2060
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:11,199
Yes. Climb aboard the cheese train. Choo

2061
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:13,120
choo.

2062
01:16:11,199 --> 01:16:15,199
Choo choo.

2063
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:16,400
I dislike I don't dislike it. It really

2064
01:16:15,199 --> 01:16:20,080
makes me laugh.

2065
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:23,360
So there is a weird techno metal band

2066
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:27,040
from Germany called Electric Callboy

2067
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:29,920
that has a song called Techno Train.

2068
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:32,800
It is hilarious like but that's what

2069
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:36,640
they do is very funny light-hearted

2070
01:16:32,800 --> 01:16:39,840
mostly kind of music and at one point

2071
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:44,239
the guy who does all of the growling

2072
01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:47,760
like metal type vocals just repeats choo

2073
01:16:44,239 --> 01:16:49,760
choo over and over and over again and

2074
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:53,040
then we're riding on the techno train in

2075
01:16:49,760 --> 01:16:56,080
this very deep like very intense growl

2076
01:16:53,040 --> 01:17:01,000
and so that's all I can think is like

2077
01:16:56,080 --> 01:17:01,000
Choo choo. Like incredible.

2078
01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:04,080
We're riding on the techno train.

2079
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,040
Yeah.

2080
01:17:04,080 --> 01:17:05,600
Yeah. Um

2081
01:17:05,040 --> 01:17:09,280
Yeah.

2082
01:17:05,600 --> 01:17:11,199
That is a bit of this choo choo energy.

2083
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:14,480
Um

2084
01:17:11,199 --> 01:17:16,960
like there's a lot of moving pieces in

2085
01:17:14,480 --> 01:17:18,719
this where at one point like I like

2086
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:21,040
would go back and reread it cuz I'm like

2087
01:17:18,719 --> 01:17:23,199
I I missed a line. Yep, I did miss a

2088
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:26,000
line on how this is all happening. Like

2089
01:17:23,199 --> 01:17:28,400
she ends up riding Chetty. Cam is

2090
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:31,360
playing with her boobs. Cheddy suddenly

2091
01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:33,440
like I won't last much longer.

2092
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:37,679
So then he's like, Cam, you got to take

2093
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:41,199
her. So he has Violet get off.

2094
01:17:37,679 --> 01:17:46,239
Then I think was Violet riding Cam. And

2095
01:17:41,199 --> 01:17:48,719
then Cam is jerking Chetty. Cool. Good.

2096
01:17:46,239 --> 01:17:53,360
Then suddenly Cheddy is back inside of

2097
01:17:48,719 --> 01:17:56,159
her and he's jerking Cam. Great.

2098
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:58,239
She has a sneezing fit

2099
01:17:56,159 --> 01:18:00,480
cuz she's having a very good time.

2100
01:17:58,239 --> 01:18:03,520
Yes. Um

2101
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:06,159
then Cam comes inside of her then

2102
01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:08,239
Cheddy's eating her out.

2103
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:10,239
Like there's just so many I'm like

2104
01:18:08,239 --> 01:18:10,719
it's a very intense scene when I'm like

2105
01:18:10,239 --> 01:18:13,040
in a park.

2106
01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:15,600
I was like did everybody get an orgasm?

2107
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:17,920
I honestly I think so. Aren't the cops

2108
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:19,520
about and aren't we like in a park?

2109
01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:21,760
We are in a public park. Like this is

2110
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,560
happening on the bench by the fountain

2111
01:18:21,760 --> 01:18:23,840
in the park.

2112
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:27,440
Sure. Yeah.

2113
01:18:23,840 --> 01:18:29,280
But I guess also it's probably

2114
01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,920
it could be like 2:00 in the morning at

2115
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,400
this point.

2116
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:31,440
Sure.

2117
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:33,679
For all we know.

2118
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:35,520
Clearly this is not a park in any of the

2119
01:18:33,679 --> 01:18:38,320
cities I've lived in because there are

2120
01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,640
still people a foot doing nefarious

2121
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:39,840
things.

2122
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,719
You've never lived in the sirloin

2123
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:44,239
district.

2124
01:18:40,719 --> 01:18:44,719
That's true. The sirloin district of a

2125
01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:45,920
place.

2126
01:18:44,719 --> 01:18:48,560
Of a place. Yeah.

2127
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:50,960
Mhm. There are honestly so many moving

2128
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:51,760
parts in this scene that it was hard to

2129
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:54,320
keep it.

2130
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:56,400
Yeah, cuz I'm like, wait, you were just

2131
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:58,480
inside her. Why is he jerking you off?

2132
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,679
Why didn't you just Wait, so he's going

2133
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:02,000
to finish inside her? Then you're going

2134
01:18:59,679 --> 01:19:06,679
to eat her out after, but then who's

2135
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:06,679
jerking who at this point? Like,

2136
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:13,280
where are the penises? Logistically,

2137
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:16,080
I did get a little lost.

2138
01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:17,679
Um they get back to the cheese shop and

2139
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:18,960
now remember right like they left that

2140
01:19:17,679 --> 01:19:20,800
night. Rock was really mad about the

2141
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:22,320
realtor situation. So like Violet's

2142
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:23,679
really worried that like she's going to

2143
01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:24,320
get there and Rock's going to yell at

2144
01:19:23,679 --> 01:19:25,440
her.

2145
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:27,440
Um

2146
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:31,280
and when they get back, Bri has been

2147
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:33,920
painting and has some uh landscapes done

2148
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,719
that are that are really lovely.

2149
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:37,040
A

2150
01:19:34,719 --> 01:19:39,760
um and he's really proud and excited of

2151
01:19:37,040 --> 01:19:41,520
his art. And so, but when they get

2152
01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:42,960
there, Rock also like looks at Violet

2153
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:46,400
and he's like, "We need to we need to

2154
01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:48,719
talk." And she's like, "I love that."

2155
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:50,719
Um, for someone with anxiety, that's the

2156
01:19:48,719 --> 01:19:53,679
worst thing you can say.

2157
01:19:50,719 --> 01:19:55,840
Oh, yeah. I literally, my boss once like

2158
01:19:53,679 --> 01:19:57,840
came over to my desk and was like, "Hey,

2159
01:19:55,840 --> 01:19:58,960
can you come with me to my office for a

2160
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:00,640
minute?"

2161
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,400
Fired. I'm getting fired.

2162
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:04,000
So, like there were two separate times

2163
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:05,120
cuz she like she'd be like, "Hey, close

2164
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:07,840
the door."

2165
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:10,159
Fired. One time she was like, "Hey,

2166
01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:12,159
yesterday during like the supervisor's

2167
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:13,440
meeting, it just seemed like you were

2168
01:20:12,159 --> 01:20:14,640
maybe a little amped and I wanted to

2169
01:20:13,440 --> 01:20:16,000
check and make sure everything was

2170
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:17,520
okay."

2171
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,440
And I was sitting there being like I

2172
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:20,880
literally thought I was I was like about

2173
01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:22,320
to get reprimanded for something. Then

2174
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:23,920
the next time she was like, "Close the

2175
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:25,840
door." And I was like, "Oh, fuck." And

2176
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:27,600
then she's like, "Okay, so Pablo's

2177
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,960
birthday is this week. What surprise

2178
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:32,640
party are we going to throw for him?"

2179
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:35,679
And I was like, "You [ __ ] I

2180
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:38,640
I thought I was getting fired.

2181
01:20:35,679 --> 01:20:42,000
So, it did happen to me once that when I

2182
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:44,560
was working at a place, the entire team

2183
01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:46,480
I was on got fired in a single day

2184
01:20:44,560 --> 01:20:47,040
except for me, right?

2185
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:49,600
What?

2186
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:51,679
So, I was waiting for the call for me to

2187
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,520
also be fired, right? Cuz I'm like,

2188
01:20:51,679 --> 01:20:54,480
"Okay, so I'm next." Yeah.

2189
01:20:53,520 --> 01:20:58,320
Yeah. You're like, "Writing's on the

2190
01:20:54,480 --> 01:21:01,120
wall here." So, I get a call from not

2191
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:02,880
from HR, from the program director. And

2192
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:04,880
I was like, "That's weird." But he said,

2193
01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:06,400
"Hey, come down to my office." And I was

2194
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:06,960
like, "All right, so this is it."

2195
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:09,520
Yeah,

2196
01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:11,440
cool. I'm like breathing through it. I'm

2197
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:13,440
like, "I'm going to be okay. Everything,

2198
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:15,920
you know, I'm coaching myself through

2199
01:21:13,440 --> 01:21:17,920
it." I get there and he's like, "I know

2200
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:19,760
today was really hard. I know you were

2201
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:21,600
close with some of your teammates and so

2202
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:23,280
I just wanted to check in with you and

2203
01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:26,960
make sure that you're okay." And I was

2204
01:21:23,280 --> 01:21:30,400
like, "Chuck, you son of a bitch." Like,

2205
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:32,080
"Oh, so I'm not fired." He was like, "Of

2206
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,400
course not. Why would you think that?"

2207
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:37,520
And I was like,

2208
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:40,880
"Why?" Great question.

2209
01:21:37,520 --> 01:21:42,400
I'd love to tell you. Here's all of the

2210
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:43,760
things that have happened today that led

2211
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:43,920
me to believe I was next on the chopping

2212
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:46,640
block.

2213
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:49,199
I just got watched my co-workers get

2214
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:51,600
frog marched out of the building. Like,

2215
01:21:49,199 --> 01:21:53,360
what do you mean?

2216
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:56,960
What do you mean? Why would I think

2217
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:58,400
that? Oh my god. Oh my god. Why would

2218
01:21:56,960 --> 01:22:01,440
you think you were fired?

2219
01:21:58,400 --> 01:22:04,320
Right. What? Cuz the odds weren't in my

2220
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:06,080
favor, bro. Right. I honestly at this

2221
01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:08,560
point kind of like, take me with you

2222
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:12,000
because it's just me now to cover this

2223
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:14,159
entire workload.

2224
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:16,800
You're like, it probably would have been

2225
01:22:14,159 --> 01:22:18,560
a grace to have been fired. Yeah, but I

2226
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:19,440
guess I'll do the job of 10 people

2227
01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:21,120
instead.

2228
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:23,120
Sure, it's fine.

2229
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:25,840
I feel great about it, Chuck. Thanks for

2230
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:27,840
asking.

2231
01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:28,639
So, Rock says that they need to talk.

2232
01:22:27,840 --> 01:22:31,760
Sure.

2233
01:22:28,639 --> 01:22:33,440
But then immediately apologizes to her

2234
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,639
and he's like, "I want to apologize. I

2235
01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:36,480
know I've been like really sharp with

2236
01:22:34,639 --> 01:22:39,120
you and I like

2237
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:41,920
that I I'll I will be better about that

2238
01:22:39,120 --> 01:22:44,639
moving forward." Um, and he asks why

2239
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:47,040
she's helping them. And he's like, "Is

2240
01:22:44,639 --> 01:22:49,040
it because of one of the guys? Like what

2241
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:52,159
what's your motivator for like doing

2242
01:22:49,040 --> 01:22:54,000
this?" and she's like

2243
01:22:52,159 --> 01:22:55,040
it was like it's not the guys but she's

2244
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:58,639
just kind of processing through and

2245
01:22:55,040 --> 01:23:00,480
she's like it's my mom and he doesn't

2246
01:22:58,639 --> 01:23:04,000
actually ask for more detail. He's just

2247
01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:07,040
immediately like family can make us

2248
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:09,679
take the most foolish action like say no

2249
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:11,600
more. I get having a family motivator.

2250
01:23:09,679 --> 01:23:13,760
Um which I think for her is more of

2251
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:16,480
being able to get away from her mom is

2252
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:18,159
like that that motivator there. like

2253
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:20,000
well because all of that money would

2254
01:23:18,159 --> 01:23:21,440
mean independence,

2255
01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,120
you know, like Yeah.

2256
01:23:21,440 --> 01:23:24,960
And that's one of the very first things

2257
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:26,480
mentioned in the book is she's like, I

2258
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:28,320
need to sell this place so that I can

2259
01:23:26,480 --> 01:23:30,480
get money so I can get my own apartment

2260
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:32,239
and like

2261
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:33,679
be my own person at this point.

2262
01:23:32,239 --> 01:23:34,000
How old is she? You might have mentioned

2263
01:23:33,679 --> 01:23:34,960
that

2264
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:35,520
she's 25.

2265
01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:36,159
Okay.

2266
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,920
Yes.

2267
01:23:36,159 --> 01:23:40,159
Okay.

2268
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:41,920
So,

2269
01:23:40,159 --> 01:23:43,760
he then I don't know. They figure out

2270
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,520
their plan. It's the next day. She has

2271
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:48,480
officially opened the shop, but it's

2272
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:50,320
just her running the shop. Um Cam, I

2273
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:52,719
think had had a really great idea of

2274
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:55,679
like doing little like taster shakurerie

2275
01:23:52,719 --> 01:23:56,800
boards. So like for $25 you get like a

2276
01:23:55,679 --> 01:23:58,880
tasting board.

2277
01:23:56,800 --> 01:24:01,199
I'm like, "Yeah, I'd go to shop for a

2278
01:23:58,880 --> 01:24:02,719
$25 tasting board." Absolutely. Um it

2279
01:24:01,199 --> 01:24:05,520
was very successful, but now like

2280
01:24:02,719 --> 01:24:09,679
everything is a wreck and very messy and

2281
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:10,320
she's so exhausted. And so when it's now

2282
01:24:09,679 --> 01:24:12,639
sundown,

2283
01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:15,440
yeah, it's now dusk and the sun has gone

2284
01:24:12,639 --> 01:24:16,800
down and and the guys appear and she

2285
01:24:15,440 --> 01:24:18,560
like apologize. She's like, "I'm so

2286
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:19,760
sorry. Like been so busy today. Like I

2287
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:21,920
didn't get a chance to like get you guys

2288
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:27,360
dinner or me dinner." Like they're like,

2289
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:28,159
"Hey, we got this." So they make fondue.

2290
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,280
Yeah, they do.

2291
01:24:28,159 --> 01:24:32,639
They make fondue.

2292
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:35,120
Hot queso. Hot queso.

2293
01:24:32,639 --> 01:24:37,040
Well, and it has like cheddar and chemar

2294
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:40,159
and bree in it. But then when she's

2295
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:41,840
like, "Oh, like no, no, Rockef." And

2296
01:24:40,159 --> 01:24:44,000
Cam's like, "That bitter goat would

2297
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:46,320
spoil the taste." And just like you like

2298
01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:47,440
feel the tension like m like you're

2299
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:48,639
like, "Whoa." Like

2300
01:24:47,440 --> 01:24:49,280
shots fired.

2301
01:24:48,639 --> 01:24:50,320
Yes.

2302
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:52,960
Yeah.

2303
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:54,239
Ragavore is a very strong cheese in

2304
01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:56,239
fairness.

2305
01:24:54,239 --> 01:24:57,520
Yeah. He's not wrong. But also the way

2306
01:24:56,239 --> 01:24:59,040
in which he said it

2307
01:24:57,520 --> 01:25:02,080
wasn't about the cheese, was it?

2308
01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:04,000
No. So this feels like it's not about

2309
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:05,199
the cheese.

2310
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:09,120
This feels like it's not about the

2311
01:25:05,199 --> 01:25:12,000
Rockefford ruining the fondue.

2312
01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:14,639
Um, while they're eating, Violet's mom

2313
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:15,760
calls and Cam answers the phone and is

2314
01:25:14,639 --> 01:25:18,639
like,

2315
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:20,719
"Violet's phone sort of energy." And her

2316
01:25:18,639 --> 01:25:24,159
mom is like

2317
01:25:20,719 --> 01:25:26,320
wants her back from the filthy city.

2318
01:25:24,159 --> 01:25:27,520
Sure. And it's like at one point she's

2319
01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:29,040
like, "Who's the best mother in the

2320
01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:33,520
world?"

2321
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:35,280
Like it is so gross. That's very like

2322
01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:35,760
weird mommy dearest.

2323
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:38,000
Yes.

2324
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:40,400
No wire hangers vibe.

2325
01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:42,880
Yep. 1,000%.

2326
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:44,719
Um and then also at this juncture rock

2327
01:25:42,880 --> 01:25:47,440
agrees to teach Violet to like actually

2328
01:25:44,719 --> 01:25:49,360
like how to make the cheese. Um instead

2329
01:25:47,440 --> 01:25:50,639
of just like kind of pouring the molds,

2330
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:53,600
but at first she's kind of like I'd like

2331
01:25:50,639 --> 01:25:55,440
love to learn. And he's like well that

2332
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,960
like won't work. But it's like he's

2333
01:25:55,440 --> 01:25:58,800
thinking of it from like a logistical

2334
01:25:56,960 --> 01:26:00,239
standpoint like with the shop being open

2335
01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,760
and in her head she's like,

2336
01:26:00,239 --> 01:26:02,960
"Oh, of course it won't work." And like

2337
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:04,800
that like I shouldn't have asked.

2338
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:06,639
Too dumb and like it's too much for him

2339
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:08,239
to do and it's asking too much.

2340
01:26:06,639 --> 01:26:10,000
Yes. And he's just like that won't work.

2341
01:26:08,239 --> 01:26:11,520
And so as her like inner monologue is

2342
01:26:10,000 --> 01:26:13,280
really starting to take off, he's like

2343
01:26:11,520 --> 01:26:14,960
we'll have to wait till Sunday. And

2344
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:19,679
she's like,

2345
01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:21,679
"Okay." Like is so so excited. Um and so

2346
01:26:19,679 --> 01:26:24,000
it's now Sunday evening. She's been like

2347
01:26:21,679 --> 01:26:25,840
anxiously awaiting her cheese making

2348
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:27,840
lessons and is like very excited about

2349
01:26:25,840 --> 01:26:28,800
this. She made the guys an eggplant

2350
01:26:27,840 --> 01:26:29,679
lasagna.

2351
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:30,560
Oo,

2352
01:26:29,679 --> 01:26:32,320
it's just sweet.

2353
01:26:30,560 --> 01:26:34,480
I love an eggplant lasagna.

2354
01:26:32,320 --> 01:26:36,400
Yes. And I'm sure Bri does as well as as

2355
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:39,280
the vegetarian that she always takes his

2356
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:41,360
dietary needs into consideration.

2357
01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:44,639
Um, but as she's like walking up to the

2358
01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:47,280
shop with the lasagna in hand, she

2359
01:26:44,639 --> 01:26:49,440
crosses paths with Alva, who owns the

2360
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:51,360
soap shop across the street, and she's

2361
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:52,960
like, "Oh, like did you buy the the

2362
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:55,920
shop? I see that it's open again. Like,

2363
01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:59,520
it's nice to see foot traffic." Um, but

2364
01:26:55,920 --> 01:27:01,440
then like also mentions like the rumors

2365
01:26:59,520 --> 01:27:04,000
about the cheese shop and she's like,

2366
01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:07,520
"Yeah, like I mean, you know, it's just

2367
01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:09,760
old lore, but like rumor has it Matteo

2368
01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:13,280
used to be seen late at night with four

2369
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:15,520
men sometimes naked like

2370
01:27:13,280 --> 01:27:16,239
and Violet's like like getting like

2371
01:27:15,520 --> 01:27:18,960
feeling tense.

2372
01:27:16,239 --> 01:27:22,480
You guys [ __ ] my uncle."

2373
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:24,080
I don't think that was her thought. No,

2374
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:26,239
I will say I guess at one point she

2375
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:27,679
might she might actually ask if they had

2376
01:27:26,239 --> 01:27:29,360
all been with her uncle, but I think

2377
01:27:27,679 --> 01:27:31,920
it's more of like the

2378
01:27:29,360 --> 01:27:34,080
it's dawning on her that like oh people

2379
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:34,719
are like can see through the windows,

2380
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,400
right?

2381
01:27:34,719 --> 01:27:36,800
And like

2382
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:38,960
whoops.

2383
01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:41,280
Oh, maybe

2384
01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:43,360
maybe I should be mindful of like what

2385
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:44,960
all is happening on the main floor when

2386
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:46,320
the guys are at like more of that

2387
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,159
energy. M

2388
01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:49,840
um

2389
01:27:48,159 --> 01:27:52,960
and when so when she gets to the shop

2390
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:55,280
that night um with the lasagna in hand,

2391
01:27:52,960 --> 01:27:57,120
Bri has painted her and like did an

2392
01:27:55,280 --> 01:27:58,560
actual little portrait of her and she's

2393
01:27:57,120 --> 01:28:00,080
like it's me but with like all of the

2394
01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:01,679
beauty filters. Like it's like there's

2395
01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:03,040
no gremlins and there's no acne and

2396
01:28:01,679 --> 01:28:03,679
there's no res. Like it's like all of

2397
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:05,440
like

2398
01:28:03,679 --> 01:28:07,360
it's like the best version of me that I

2399
01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:09,679
could like never attain sort of sort of

2400
01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:11,520
energy. Um

2401
01:28:09,679 --> 01:28:12,880
and like once again the intrusive

2402
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:15,520
thoughts are like he's just being nice

2403
01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:20,480
that he drew you this way. like they

2404
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:21,040
just need you. They don't want you,

2405
01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:22,800
honey.

2406
01:28:21,040 --> 01:28:24,320
Yeah. But also like once again, I really

2407
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:26,639
like how you worded it earlier of just

2408
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:28,800
being like, "Oh, no." Like this is her.

2409
01:28:26,639 --> 01:28:30,800
This is not a woe is me.

2410
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:32,159
This is just like, "Oh, reality." Yeah.

2411
01:28:30,800 --> 01:28:33,199
She's like, "No, this is how people view

2412
01:28:32,159 --> 01:28:35,280
me." And like

2413
01:28:33,199 --> 01:28:35,760
it makes me sad, but I also

2414
01:28:35,280 --> 01:28:36,719
I get it.

2415
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:38,320
I I get it.

2416
01:28:36,719 --> 01:28:41,120
Mhm.

2417
01:28:38,320 --> 01:28:43,600
So that night, the cheese lessons cheese

2418
01:28:41,120 --> 01:28:45,199
making lessons begin. Um, Rock asks if

2419
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:48,000
she has like old clothes to change into,

2420
01:28:45,199 --> 01:28:50,159
and she's like, "No, like I have a

2421
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:52,239
suitcase of like seven days of clothing.

2422
01:28:50,159 --> 01:28:55,920
I This wasn't I wasn't planning on

2423
01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:57,760
staying." Um, and so he tells her to

2424
01:28:55,920 --> 01:29:01,040
like strip off her shirt so it doesn't

2425
01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:04,880
get dirty. Um, and so she's just like in

2426
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:07,679
her undies and a apron. And the guys are

2427
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:10,000
V into it. This this is working for all

2428
01:29:07,679 --> 01:29:12,400
of them that she's in at her cheesem

2429
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,600
lessons in just her bra and panties and

2430
01:29:12,400 --> 01:29:16,239
an apron.

2431
01:29:13,600 --> 01:29:18,320
But Rock takes these lessons as

2432
01:29:16,239 --> 01:29:19,360
seriously as you could imagine.

2433
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,400
Yeah, that sounds right.

2434
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:21,600
Rock takes them.

2435
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:23,600
Yeah.

2436
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:25,360
And he's like, "Okay, now we have to

2437
01:29:23,600 --> 01:29:28,000
wait for like the cultures to like

2438
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:30,639
acidify." Then he's like, "Don't jostle

2439
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:32,800
it. Jostling it can ruin the like just

2440
01:29:30,639 --> 01:29:37,600
like that kind."

2441
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:38,880
Okay. Yes. Right. Okay. Yeah. So then at

2442
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:40,560
like they get through that step.

2443
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:43,600
Cheddy's then working on like the next

2444
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:45,520
batch and Violet joins him. Um he asks

2445
01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:47,280
her in this conversation. He actually

2446
01:29:45,520 --> 01:29:50,800
brings up that he's like noticed how she

2447
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:53,440
locks up the shop and he's like hey you

2448
01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:55,280
he's like so you get the voices and

2449
01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,320
she's like what what are what are you

2450
01:29:55,280 --> 01:29:59,040
talking about? out and he's like, "No,

2451
01:29:56,320 --> 01:30:00,960
like I had a night friend who was sim

2452
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:02,560
like he had to like pray in all four

2453
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:05,280
directions

2454
01:30:02,560 --> 01:30:06,480
um and ended up joining a church and

2455
01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:10,920
he's like and I think that worked out

2456
01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:10,920
really well for him." Oh

2457
01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:16,639
my heart.

2458
01:30:12,080 --> 01:30:18,719
Yes. Um and so like it's definitely

2459
01:30:16,639 --> 01:30:21,120
acknowledged and they they talk to her

2460
01:30:18,719 --> 01:30:23,120
about it. Um, but the conversation gets

2461
01:30:21,120 --> 01:30:25,440
interrupted because it's now the next

2462
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:26,400
step of the cheese making lesson that

2463
01:30:25,440 --> 01:30:28,159
Rock is taking.

2464
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,920
Rock's like, "Great heart to heart,

2465
01:30:28,159 --> 01:30:32,960
everybody.

2466
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:36,800
Time to do whatever you do for cheese.

2467
01:30:32,960 --> 01:30:40,480
Strain it, mold it, mark it with a B." I

2468
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:43,360
don't know. I don't know.

2469
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:46,760
I like your patty cake rendition.

2470
01:30:43,360 --> 01:30:46,760
I don't know.

2471
01:30:47,199 --> 01:30:50,320
Um, so they finish the next step, but

2472
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:52,639
then they're like, what do we do for the

2473
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:55,040
next hour while we wait?

2474
01:30:52,639 --> 01:30:56,960
Make sweet, sweet loving. You get it.

2475
01:30:55,040 --> 01:31:00,400
Um, it's a group scene. We start with

2476
01:30:56,960 --> 01:31:04,239
Bri boning her, and she starts sucking

2477
01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:07,440
Cheddy's finger while Bri is boning her.

2478
01:31:04,239 --> 01:31:10,000
Okay, she's trying to get the condom on

2479
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:11,440
Cheddy. It's orange,

2480
01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:13,199
which is actually an orange flavor

2481
01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:14,560
condom, but she sees that it's orange as

2482
01:31:13,199 --> 01:31:16,320
she's like trying to put it on him. And

2483
01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:21,800
just like her in her monologue, it's

2484
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:21,800
like a cheddar condom for a cheddar man.

2485
01:31:26,239 --> 01:31:30,560
Okay.

2486
01:31:28,239 --> 01:31:30,960
She ends up sucking Cheddy off.

2487
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:34,960
Great.

2488
01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:37,280
Okay. This this part though, so I'm like

2489
01:31:34,960 --> 01:31:38,080
I see the vision. She's bent over.

2490
01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:38,800
Bria's

2491
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:42,080
behind her.

2492
01:31:38,800 --> 01:31:45,199
Behind her. He needs my breast while

2493
01:31:42,080 --> 01:31:47,360
tipping back on his heels. It lifts me

2494
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:50,560
higher and higher until my arms leave

2495
01:31:47,360 --> 01:31:54,080
the table. Breeze got me by my legs and

2496
01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:58,920
Chedd suspending me by my tits. I'm

2497
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:58,920
being spit roasted by cheese.

2498
01:32:02,239 --> 01:32:09,560
Also, suspending someone in the air by

2499
01:32:05,040 --> 01:32:09,560
their tit is wild.

2500
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:13,199
So, I have friends who do

2501
01:32:12,719 --> 01:32:15,520
suspension.

2502
01:32:13,199 --> 01:32:18,480
Suspension, right? Where like you pierce

2503
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:19,040
your skin and you are suspended, right?

2504
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:20,480
Mhm.

2505
01:32:19,040 --> 01:32:21,920
It's very intense. I actually have

2506
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:23,440
friends who

2507
01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:25,199
got married that way. Like they did

2508
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,920
their vows that way. Um

2509
01:32:25,199 --> 01:32:29,120
Wow.

2510
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:30,000
Very into the lifestyle. Good for them.

2511
01:32:29,120 --> 01:32:31,360
Is not for me.

2512
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:32,639
That's no shade. But I'm also like, "Oh,

2513
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:34,239
yeah. You are very committed to the

2514
01:32:32,639 --> 01:32:34,880
lifestyle if that is part of your

2515
01:32:34,239 --> 01:32:38,320
wedding."

2516
01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:42,320
Yeah. Not for me. Um, but love it for

2517
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:43,520
them. And I'm imagining like, "No,

2518
01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:45,920
sorry. I just grabbed my boobs."

2519
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:47,440
You did grab your boobs. I like I like

2520
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:51,040
that you're protecting your boobs from

2521
01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:54,679
me as I'm saying a cheddar condom for a

2522
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:54,679
cheddar man.

2523
01:32:54,719 --> 01:32:59,360
I just I have a lot of boob and I that

2524
01:32:57,360 --> 01:33:00,159
frightens me.

2525
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:01,440
Yeah. I'm also

2526
01:33:00,159 --> 01:33:04,719
I don't know if that would be better or

2527
01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:09,159
worse. Being suspended while getting

2528
01:33:04,719 --> 01:33:09,159
Eiffel Tower is like

2529
01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:15,920
I reread that she was being suspended by

2530
01:33:14,159 --> 01:33:17,440
her tits at least four times. She be

2531
01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:19,520
like, "No, I got that right and I'm

2532
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:20,880
putting the full quote in my outline."

2533
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,600
Yeah. And thank you for it.

2534
01:33:20,880 --> 01:33:23,360
You're welcome.

2535
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:24,560
What a journey. While she didn't black

2536
01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:26,560
out at the beginning of the book when

2537
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:28,639
she ran into the ladder, she does black

2538
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:29,600
out from the pleasure.

2539
01:33:28,639 --> 01:33:31,440
Okay. Um,

2540
01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:33,679
so she didn't have to sneeze.

2541
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:34,880
Yeah, not this time. This is apparently

2542
01:33:33,679 --> 01:33:35,520
it goes sneezing

2543
01:33:34,880 --> 01:33:38,800
real good

2544
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:41,440
blacking out.

2545
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:42,560
So then Cheddy is taking her from

2546
01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:43,280
behind.

2547
01:33:42,560 --> 01:33:45,199
Okay.

2548
01:33:43,280 --> 01:33:47,679
Once again, logistically, there are

2549
01:33:45,199 --> 01:33:48,480
always so many moving pieces in these

2550
01:33:47,679 --> 01:33:53,199
chairs.

2551
01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:55,840
Yes. And so Rock then like sits down in

2552
01:33:53,199 --> 01:33:58,639
a chair in front of her and her hands

2553
01:33:55,840 --> 01:34:01,280
are on his thighs and like he like moves

2554
01:33:58,639 --> 01:34:03,520
her hand up so it's cupping his junk.

2555
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:05,760
Cheddy releases his hold on her at some

2556
01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:07,440
point so she falls face first into

2557
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:07,760
Rock's lap.

2558
01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,960
Okay.

2559
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:10,239
But I'm like, you're still thrusting

2560
01:34:08,960 --> 01:34:11,760
into her and you just let her fall like

2561
01:34:10,239 --> 01:34:14,480
that, bro? What?

2562
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:17,440
This feels intentional on Cheddy's part.

2563
01:34:14,480 --> 01:34:20,080
Now Cam is eating her out.

2564
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:23,600
Okay. and she sneezes again

2565
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:26,239
onto Rock's lap.

2566
01:34:23,600 --> 01:34:29,679
I don't know. Logistically, there was so

2567
01:34:26,239 --> 01:34:32,400
much happening cuz then like after this

2568
01:34:29,679 --> 01:34:34,560
Rock suddenly like pushes Cam against

2569
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:36,239
the wall and like has his hand at like

2570
01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:37,600
on his throat

2571
01:34:36,239 --> 01:34:41,760
and then next thing you know like Rock

2572
01:34:37,600 --> 01:34:44,400
is jacking Cam off and then Cam comes

2573
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:46,400
all over Rock's hand. Rock seems to come

2574
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:50,639
in his pants. My notes literally say

2575
01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:53,600
it's heated, intense, and hot and weird.

2576
01:34:50,639 --> 01:34:55,360
Is that not just sex in general?

2577
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:57,360
You know,

2578
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:59,840
touche.

2579
01:34:57,360 --> 01:35:02,880
Yeah. You're like, is that not just the

2580
01:34:59,840 --> 01:35:06,159
summary of the experience of sex? Well,

2581
01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:10,800
that's on uh Bob's Burgers. The kids

2582
01:35:06,159 --> 01:35:15,280
find amberree on the uh beach one day,

2583
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:18,960
which is a weird waxy substance from

2584
01:35:15,280 --> 01:35:20,800
whales that is very expensive and

2585
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:23,679
it's used for perfume and food and

2586
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:28,400
stuff. And the kids keep sniffing it and

2587
01:35:23,679 --> 01:35:32,880
they go, "Gross, great, gross, great."

2588
01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:32,880
And Jean goes, "Is that what sex is?"

2589
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:39,679
It also kind of feels like the This

2590
01:35:35,520 --> 01:35:41,600
smells so bad, you've got to sniff it.

2591
01:35:39,679 --> 01:35:44,639
Yeah. Same vibes.

2592
01:35:41,600 --> 01:35:47,280
Yes. Um, so like they're all like

2593
01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:48,560
watching this like tense scene between

2594
01:35:47,280 --> 01:35:49,360
Cam and Rock.

2595
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:52,960
Mhm.

2596
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:53,760
Afterwards, like Rock storms out.

2597
01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,520
Sure.

2598
01:35:53,760 --> 01:35:59,040
And Violet's like, "Does this happen

2599
01:35:55,520 --> 01:36:01,600
often?" And Cam's like, "Not as often as

2600
01:35:59,040 --> 01:36:04,159
I'd like. I have to needle him for

2601
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:05,920
months to get a reaction from him. Um,

2602
01:36:04,159 --> 01:36:08,320
and then the guys say that they'll clean

2603
01:36:05,920 --> 01:36:10,239
so she can rest. And when she goes to

2604
01:36:08,320 --> 01:36:10,800
like sneak back out, Rock once again is

2605
01:36:10,239 --> 01:36:13,199
like,

2606
01:36:10,800 --> 01:36:15,520
"We should talk."

2607
01:36:13,199 --> 01:36:15,840
Yeah. I'm a little I'm like, "Rock, come

2608
01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:17,199
on.

2609
01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:17,840
It doesn't have to be this traumatic."

2610
01:36:17,199 --> 01:36:19,040
Yeah.

2611
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:20,239
Also, you don't need to say we should

2612
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:20,880
talk every time you want to talk to her.

2613
01:36:20,239 --> 01:36:23,840
I'm just saying,

2614
01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:26,560
right? They have a heartto-heart. He

2615
01:36:23,840 --> 01:36:28,880
clarifies that like he doesn't hate her,

2616
01:36:26,560 --> 01:36:34,400
but I think he's been waiting on her to

2617
01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:37,040
betray them. Uh because we find out that

2618
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:39,040
Matteo had told him like, "Hey, I have

2619
01:36:37,040 --> 01:36:41,600
um a guest coming to stay with me for a

2620
01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:43,840
couple months that like can't can't know

2621
01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:48,639
about you guys."

2622
01:36:43,840 --> 01:36:51,920
Yes. Um and so the guys had agreed to

2623
01:36:48,639 --> 01:36:54,000
stay in this for 3 months

2624
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:58,719
while like for the summer while Violet

2625
01:36:54,000 --> 01:37:01,920
was with Matteo. Yeah. Um, so like for

2626
01:36:58,719 --> 01:37:05,600
them the last they like conversation

2627
01:37:01,920 --> 01:37:08,159
they had they talked to Matteo about

2628
01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:10,560
like hey like this is the plan. We're

2629
01:37:08,159 --> 01:37:13,280
going to stay cheese for 3 months and

2630
01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:15,520
then the next time they are aware of

2631
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:16,719
time or space like the world goes black

2632
01:37:15,520 --> 01:37:18,880
and then the next time they open their

2633
01:37:16,719 --> 01:37:19,520
eyes Violet's standing there in a dusty

2634
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:20,000
ass shop.

2635
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:21,199
Wow.

2636
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:22,000
And so they're like what the [ __ ]

2637
01:37:21,199 --> 01:37:23,600
happened? Like

2638
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:25,840
right what did Matteo do?

2639
01:37:23,600 --> 01:37:29,679
Yes. Because also

2640
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:32,320
we've been cheese for 20 years that like

2641
01:37:29,679 --> 01:37:33,760
Matteo like Yes.

2642
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:35,920
Um

2643
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:38,400
but also Violet realizing as you did

2644
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:40,159
that she's like oh it's when I when I

2645
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:42,560
came to visit for the first time.

2646
01:37:40,159 --> 01:37:43,760
They've been in their cheese form ever

2647
01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:46,719
since.

2648
01:37:43,760 --> 01:37:48,719
Um he apologizes for being standoffish

2649
01:37:46,719 --> 01:37:51,119
and then he walks her back to the

2650
01:37:48,719 --> 01:37:52,639
apartment. Um, and he invites her to

2651
01:37:51,119 --> 01:37:54,880
help with like the cutting and pressing

2652
01:37:52,639 --> 01:37:56,639
and molding of the cheese the next day.

2653
01:37:54,880 --> 01:37:58,320
Um, which she's once again excited

2654
01:37:56,639 --> 01:37:59,920
about, but then she sees her phone

2655
01:37:58,320 --> 01:38:02,480
ringing. It's her mom again, and she's

2656
01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:03,679
like immediately kind of deflated.

2657
01:38:02,480 --> 01:38:06,239
Yeah.

2658
01:38:03,679 --> 01:38:09,199
So, it's now a month and a half later.

2659
01:38:06,239 --> 01:38:11,600
Whoa. Yes. Um, they've they've all

2660
01:38:09,199 --> 01:38:14,080
developed a really good rhythm.

2661
01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:16,560
uh they all like have date night on

2662
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:19,040
Monday nights and so like they'll like

2663
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:21,199
go to like the late showing at the movie

2664
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:23,040
theater and like things like that and

2665
01:38:21,199 --> 01:38:25,760
it's it's just

2666
01:38:23,040 --> 01:38:27,280
sweet rhythms that they've gotten into.

2667
01:38:25,760 --> 01:38:29,280
Um

2668
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:32,080
they're planning on like renting a big

2669
01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:35,280
hotel room that has a bed large enough

2670
01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:35,840
for all of them and a hot tub and

2671
01:38:35,280 --> 01:38:37,440
yeah,

2672
01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:38,960
so things are just kind of progressing

2673
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:40,639
well and she's living in this bliss

2674
01:38:38,960 --> 01:38:42,000
while also kind of being like this only

2675
01:38:40,639 --> 01:38:42,320
exists for 90 days,

2676
01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:44,239
right?

2677
01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:48,800
Like because in 3 months like that's the

2678
01:38:44,239 --> 01:38:50,880
end of this deal and this agreement. Um,

2679
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:52,719
and so as she's like about to book the

2680
01:38:50,880 --> 01:38:54,000
hotel, her mom is calling her and she

2681
01:38:52,719 --> 01:38:55,760
like declines the call cuz she's about

2682
01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:57,840
to hit book on the hotel. Then there's a

2683
01:38:55,760 --> 01:38:58,560
banging on the front door of the shop.

2684
01:38:57,840 --> 01:38:59,440
No,

2685
01:38:58,560 --> 01:39:00,159
mom is there.

2686
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:04,719
No.

2687
01:39:00,159 --> 01:39:06,239
Yes. Um, mom is a [ __ ] downer. This

2688
01:39:04,719 --> 01:39:08,320
is like when I said I had a visceral

2689
01:39:06,239 --> 01:39:11,600
reaction to mom. Like this is the the

2690
01:39:08,320 --> 01:39:13,840
part where that was happening. Mhm. Like

2691
01:39:11,600 --> 01:39:17,440
her mom like asks who the guys are and

2692
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:20,320
she's like, "These two are janitors.

2693
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:23,520
These two are delivery guys." But then

2694
01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:25,119
the the like her mom is like

2695
01:39:23,520 --> 01:39:26,400
telling the janitors what like you

2696
01:39:25,119 --> 01:39:28,159
missed a spot. Like how are you so

2697
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:30,320
incompetent?

2698
01:39:28,159 --> 01:39:31,520
And like when she's like, "What? You

2699
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:32,800
like her mom's like, "You think you're

2700
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,080
making cheese? You don't know the first

2701
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:35,360
thing about cheese making. You're

2702
01:39:34,080 --> 01:39:37,040
probably poisoning people with your

2703
01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:38,080
incompetence."

2704
01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:39,760
Lovely.

2705
01:39:38,080 --> 01:39:41,440
Yes.

2706
01:39:39,760 --> 01:39:43,280
Like I hope you weren't delusional

2707
01:39:41,440 --> 01:39:45,679
enough to believe you could do this by

2708
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:50,320
yourself.

2709
01:39:45,679 --> 01:39:51,840
Like just Yeah. I'm like what? No

2710
01:39:50,320 --> 01:39:53,520
dude.

2711
01:39:51,840 --> 01:39:54,159
Show me how you love your daughter in

2712
01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:55,280
any way.

2713
01:39:54,159 --> 01:39:56,719
Yeah. Yeah.

2714
01:39:55,280 --> 01:39:57,280
Nope. That doesn't count.

2715
01:39:56,719 --> 01:39:58,639
Yeah.

2716
01:39:57,280 --> 01:40:00,080
You telling her she's incompetent

2717
01:39:58,639 --> 01:40:02,400
doesn't count as you loving her. That's

2718
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:05,840
not keeping her safe. That's not caring.

2719
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:06,400
No. It's also not expressing concern,

2720
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:08,239
right?

2721
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:11,119
Yes. cuz I could see how this would be

2722
01:40:08,239 --> 01:40:13,360
motivated by concern, but saying I'm

2723
01:40:11,119 --> 01:40:16,960
worried that maybe you don't know all

2724
01:40:13,360 --> 01:40:19,440
the ins and outs and you know

2725
01:40:16,960 --> 01:40:21,600
food is really sensitive and can make

2726
01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:24,560
people sick. Like can you talk me

2727
01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:24,880
through like how you're doing this,

2728
01:40:24,560 --> 01:40:27,119
right?

2729
01:40:24,880 --> 01:40:28,960
Yeah. What's your plan to like

2730
01:40:27,119 --> 01:40:29,920
like cheese making is a complicated

2731
01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:30,639
process that

2732
01:40:29,920 --> 01:40:33,679
Yeah.

2733
01:40:30,639 --> 01:40:35,760
I a month and a half ago you didn't know

2734
01:40:33,679 --> 01:40:39,280
like what how are Yes. there there are

2735
01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:41,360
so many ways to ask questions

2736
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:42,560
around this versus how this is

2737
01:40:41,360 --> 01:40:45,199
communicated.

2738
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:47,199
Um 100%. And like the guys like even

2739
01:40:45,199 --> 01:40:49,280
like try to like lightly come to

2740
01:40:47,199 --> 01:40:50,800
Violet's defense a little bit and her

2741
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:54,080
mom is immediately like get back to work

2742
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:56,400
or you're fired.

2743
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:57,520
I don't work for you. You're not my

2744
01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:58,960
supervisor.

2745
01:40:57,520 --> 01:40:59,920
Well, and then mom is like now that I'm

2746
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:01,360
here the place should run more

2747
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:02,960
efficiently. we can sell off all of this

2748
01:41:01,360 --> 01:41:04,480
cheese in the in the next two weeks and

2749
01:41:02,960 --> 01:41:04,880
like get back to our lives and be done

2750
01:41:04,480 --> 01:41:07,600
with this

2751
01:41:04,880 --> 01:41:08,000
now that I'm here meaning I'm here.

2752
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:08,800
Yes.

2753
01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:10,000
For the long haul.

2754
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:13,119
And Violet's like, "Wait, so you're

2755
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:14,800
staying it? Way to catch that." Yep.

2756
01:41:13,119 --> 01:41:16,239
She's like, "Fuck." And so the mom's

2757
01:41:14,800 --> 01:41:18,239
like, "I'm staying at like the hotel.

2758
01:41:16,239 --> 01:41:19,920
You're staying there with me."

2759
01:41:18,239 --> 01:41:22,000
And Violet's just like, "Yes, mom." And

2760
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:24,639
like it's just like going along with it.

2761
01:41:22,000 --> 01:41:27,679
Right. Right. Right. Right.

2762
01:41:24,639 --> 01:41:29,440
Um, and like on their walk, like at some

2763
01:41:27,679 --> 01:41:30,960
point like Violet like said something

2764
01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:33,920
about like, "Does it bother you that

2765
01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:35,280
like I was alone with four men?" And her

2766
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:36,800
mom's like, "Men like that don't have

2767
01:41:35,280 --> 01:41:39,679
any interest in a chubby mouse like

2768
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:41,119
you." Oh

2769
01:41:39,679 --> 01:41:42,960
yeah. Like at one point it's also

2770
01:41:41,119 --> 01:41:44,800
mentioned like Violet had like dyed the

2771
01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:47,119
tips of her hair pink and her mom calls

2772
01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:49,360
her a sugary [ __ ] You're like, "What

2773
01:41:47,119 --> 01:41:51,520
do these things even mean?" Like, and

2774
01:41:49,360 --> 01:41:54,239
once again, I get the point that that

2775
01:41:51,520 --> 01:41:55,920
Ellen Mint is making here. And I also

2776
01:41:54,239 --> 01:41:57,840
like we could have rained mom's vitriol

2777
01:41:55,920 --> 01:41:59,760
in by like

2778
01:41:57,840 --> 01:42:01,520
25%

2779
01:41:59,760 --> 01:42:03,280
and it still communicated it.

2780
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:04,639
Yes. And I still would have fully

2781
01:42:03,280 --> 01:42:05,280
understood everything you were trying to

2782
01:42:04,639 --> 01:42:07,199
communicate.

2783
01:42:05,280 --> 01:42:08,400
The nausea that's currently bubbling

2784
01:42:07,199 --> 01:42:10,960
with it. Yeah.

2785
01:42:08,400 --> 01:42:12,400
Yes. Like I like had to like put the

2786
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:13,679
chapter down a couple of times. I was

2787
01:42:12,400 --> 01:42:16,320
like, "Oh, this like

2788
01:42:13,679 --> 01:42:19,119
this really hurts to read." Like

2789
01:42:16,320 --> 01:42:21,199
Yeah. And I'm so bummed for anyone who

2790
01:42:19,119 --> 01:42:23,920
has this lived experience

2791
01:42:21,199 --> 01:42:25,840
because as Cam said, like I we I can't

2792
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:26,960
give you enough compliments to like

2793
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,800
right

2794
01:42:26,960 --> 01:42:29,360
erase the wounds the world has given

2795
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:29,679
you,

2796
01:42:29,360 --> 01:42:32,719
right?

2797
01:42:29,679 --> 01:42:34,159
But like you're not no one deserves to

2798
01:42:32,719 --> 01:42:37,199
be spoken to like this.

2799
01:42:34,159 --> 01:42:40,320
No. No.

2800
01:42:37,199 --> 01:42:43,280
Yeah. Like it it really hurt.

2801
01:42:40,320 --> 01:42:45,280
So, for the next, I don't know, week

2802
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:46,960
probably, um, Violet doesn't see the

2803
01:42:45,280 --> 01:42:48,239
guys cuz she's at the shop when her mom

2804
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:50,639
is there. And so, she's like kind of

2805
01:42:48,239 --> 01:42:53,040
just like sneaking notes and and leaving

2806
01:42:50,639 --> 01:42:56,560
them at night. Um, her mom is also a

2807
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:58,320
horrible saleserson like

2808
01:42:56,560 --> 01:42:59,920
is like tells Violet like the cheese

2809
01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:01,760
tasting is a waste of your time. Like,

2810
01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:04,560
why are you doing this? And like one

2811
01:43:01,760 --> 01:43:05,840
person is like go like tried the cheese

2812
01:43:04,560 --> 01:43:07,280
and like is like throwing away their

2813
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:08,800
toothpick and mom's like either buy

2814
01:43:07,280 --> 01:43:11,199
something or get out of the shop. What

2815
01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:12,639
are you doing here?

2816
01:43:11,199 --> 01:43:13,280
Like what? Like it doesn't even make

2817
01:43:12,639 --> 01:43:13,760
sense.

2818
01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:14,880
Yeah.

2819
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:18,239
Um

2820
01:43:14,880 --> 01:43:19,760
she just seems hateful and angry and

2821
01:43:18,239 --> 01:43:23,040
bitter and miserable.

2822
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:25,360
Yes. Um mom then is like looking on the

2823
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:28,560
back wall and sees where the portrait of

2824
01:43:25,360 --> 01:43:30,080
Violet is hanging up

2825
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:31,440
and is like, "This is a terrible

2826
01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:33,840
likeness of you. It belongs in the

2827
01:43:31,440 --> 01:43:36,480
dumpster." And just literally takes it

2828
01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:39,119
off the wall and throws it in the

2829
01:43:36,480 --> 01:43:40,960
garbage.

2830
01:43:39,119 --> 01:43:43,360
Like the [ __ ] Like that's where I'm

2831
01:43:40,960 --> 01:43:44,080
like, "Hey, like this is so over the

2832
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:44,960
top."

2833
01:43:44,080 --> 01:43:47,360
Yeah. Um

2834
01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:48,560
like we get it and it didn't have to be

2835
01:43:47,360 --> 01:43:50,320
quite that bad.

2836
01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:52,560
Yes. Cuz like also like the shop like is

2837
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:55,600
supposed to close at 6:00 and it's 4:15

2838
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:56,960
and mom's like, "I guess we should

2839
01:43:55,600 --> 01:43:58,320
finish. Like we're done for the day."

2840
01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:59,920
And I'm like, "Yeah, maybe you're done

2841
01:43:58,320 --> 01:44:02,000
because you kicked out all of your

2842
01:43:59,920 --> 01:44:04,320
patrons for telling them they weren't

2843
01:44:02,000 --> 01:44:06,719
buying things fast enough." And then

2844
01:44:04,320 --> 01:44:08,159
when like uh not Charlotte, Violet goes

2845
01:44:06,719 --> 01:44:09,440
to lock the door, her mom's like, "Are

2846
01:44:08,159 --> 01:44:10,960
you finished locking up or are you being

2847
01:44:09,440 --> 01:44:14,400
weird again? Like why couldn't I have a

2848
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:16,719
normal child?" Oh

2849
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:19,199
yeah. Like insane.

2850
01:44:16,719 --> 01:44:21,520
That's like the movie The Baba Duke,

2851
01:44:19,199 --> 01:44:22,320
which I am certain you didn't watch.

2852
01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:23,040
Oh, I have.

2853
01:44:22,320 --> 01:44:26,080
Oh, did you?

2854
01:44:23,040 --> 01:44:28,239
I have watched the look floored by that.

2855
01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:31,040
It's like, why can't you be normal? And

2856
01:44:28,239 --> 01:44:32,880
the kid is like screaming in the back of

2857
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:35,840
the car.

2858
01:44:32,880 --> 01:44:36,960
I had an exboyfriend who he's like, "No,

2859
01:44:35,840 --> 01:44:38,320
you'll like this one."

2860
01:44:36,960 --> 01:44:40,239
You won't.

2861
01:44:38,320 --> 01:44:43,600
You know me better than he did. Note,

2862
01:44:40,239 --> 01:44:45,280
he's not my husband. Plot twist.

2863
01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:47,679
Cuz I watched that and I was like, "What

2864
01:44:45,280 --> 01:44:49,520
about this movie? Were you like this

2865
01:44:47,679 --> 01:44:52,080
feels like Chelsea's energy?"

2866
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:53,679
Yeah. Not me literally saying earlier

2867
01:44:52,080 --> 01:44:55,040
like, "I wanted to tell you to watch the

2868
01:44:53,679 --> 01:44:56,960
new Frankenstein because the

2869
01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:58,639
cinematography is so cool and like the

2870
01:44:56,960 --> 01:45:01,280
use of color is amazing." And then I was

2871
01:44:58,639 --> 01:45:03,920
like, "Chelsea will hate it."

2872
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:04,960
I love Young Frankenstein.

2873
01:45:03,920 --> 01:45:06,560
Different movie,

2874
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:08,800
different vibes. Yeah.

2875
01:45:06,560 --> 01:45:10,159
Ovaltine.

2876
01:45:08,800 --> 01:45:11,280
Nothing.

2877
01:45:10,159 --> 01:45:11,679
Thank you.

2878
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:14,159
Yeah,

2879
01:45:11,679 --> 01:45:17,360
that is a classic in our in my house.

2880
01:45:14,159 --> 01:45:20,560
Del Toro is not uh young Frankenstein

2881
01:45:17,360 --> 01:45:22,960
vibes unfortunately. Although again, the

2882
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:24,560
new Frankenstein movie is fantastic.

2883
01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:27,119
Um but anyway,

2884
01:45:24,560 --> 01:45:28,800
so it's now 2:00 a.m.

2885
01:45:27,119 --> 01:45:31,199
Um because they went back to the hotel

2886
01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:33,119
room. Violet waited until her until her

2887
01:45:31,199 --> 01:45:35,040
mom fell asleep and then she went back

2888
01:45:33,119 --> 01:45:36,239
to the shop to get the portrait out of

2889
01:45:35,040 --> 01:45:39,040
the dumpster.

2890
01:45:36,239 --> 01:45:40,400
And so as she's like reaching and like

2891
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:42,000
trying to get it in the dumpster. Yeah.

2892
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:43,280
She's literally dumpster diving at her

2893
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:44,239
own shop. But like as she's dumpster

2894
01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:46,320
diving,

2895
01:45:44,239 --> 01:45:48,960
uh like Cheddy hears it and comes out

2896
01:45:46,320 --> 01:45:50,239
and like grabs her to like help her be a

2897
01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:52,000
like but like sees what's in her hand

2898
01:45:50,239 --> 01:45:53,280
and he's like, "How'd that end up out

2899
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:55,600
here?" She's like, "Oh, I think it was

2900
01:45:53,280 --> 01:45:57,040
thrown away accidentally."

2901
01:45:55,600 --> 01:45:58,960
And he's like, "Thank goodness you found

2902
01:45:57,040 --> 01:46:01,440
it." Cuz like Bri would be so sad if

2903
01:45:58,960 --> 01:46:03,199
that went missing and she's like, "Yeah,

2904
01:46:01,440 --> 01:46:04,719
definitely." And then like when Bri sees

2905
01:46:03,199 --> 01:46:07,199
it, she's like, "No, I just like I like

2906
01:46:04,719 --> 01:46:08,960
took it back with me, but like cuz I

2907
01:46:07,199 --> 01:46:10,000
wanted to see it." Like just

2908
01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:10,480
very awkward.

2909
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:12,000
Yes.

2910
01:46:10,480 --> 01:46:14,719
Yeah.

2911
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:17,280
Um but is also like where are like Cam

2912
01:46:14,719 --> 01:46:19,119
and uh Rock? And they're like, "Oh, well

2913
01:46:17,280 --> 01:46:20,159
they aren't they aren't the cleaners.

2914
01:46:19,119 --> 01:46:21,520
They aren't the janitors. So they're

2915
01:46:20,159 --> 01:46:24,639
down in the basement." So it's like they

2916
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:28,480
they can't be seen. Um, and so he takes

2917
01:46:24,639 --> 01:46:30,320
her inside to like let Rock and and Cam

2918
01:46:28,480 --> 01:46:33,040
know that they're there. And they start

2919
01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:34,560
overhearing this conversation where Rock

2920
01:46:33,040 --> 01:46:36,400
is like, "I just need a few more weeks

2921
01:46:34,560 --> 01:46:38,560
and it'll work." And Cam is like,

2922
01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:40,960
"You've been claiming this for like

2923
01:46:38,560 --> 01:46:42,239
hundreds of years now

2924
01:46:40,960 --> 01:46:44,000
to break the curse."

2925
01:46:42,239 --> 01:46:45,840
Yeah. And and Rock is like, "We'll be

2926
01:46:44,000 --> 01:46:48,080
able to see the sun again. Like, don't

2927
01:46:45,840 --> 01:46:49,520
you want to see the sun again?" And like

2928
01:46:48,080 --> 01:46:50,560
Cheddy starts like tensing up because

2929
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:52,239
he's like, "What the hell are they

2930
01:46:50,560 --> 01:46:54,639
talking about?"

2931
01:46:52,239 --> 01:46:56,719
Uh, and Cam is like, you you're just

2932
01:46:54,639 --> 01:46:58,159
doing this to like assuage your guilt

2933
01:46:56,719 --> 01:46:59,920
essentially. And then Bri and Shetty are

2934
01:46:58,159 --> 01:47:01,520
both kind of like, what what's there to

2935
01:46:59,920 --> 01:47:04,560
feel guilty about?

2936
01:47:01,520 --> 01:47:06,880
Guilty about um is he like King George

2937
01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:09,920
III or something ridiculous?

2938
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:11,840
No. What we find out is that Rock

2939
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:14,159
inadvertently was the one who brought

2940
01:47:11,840 --> 01:47:15,040
forth the the first cheese curse.

2941
01:47:14,159 --> 01:47:15,679
Oh,

2942
01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:21,760
yes.

2943
01:47:15,679 --> 01:47:24,639
Okay. Okay. Um, he had been trying to

2944
01:47:21,760 --> 01:47:27,040
craft the perfect cheese. There was like

2945
01:47:24,639 --> 01:47:28,159
a festival in town like for like the

2946
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:30,400
king. He was like trying to get the

2947
01:47:28,159 --> 01:47:32,480
perfect cheese and he made like a deal

2948
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:34,960
with a shadow man or something like that

2949
01:47:32,480 --> 01:47:36,800
that he was like quite frankly I was so

2950
01:47:34,960 --> 01:47:38,960
fixated on this cheese and so out of it

2951
01:47:36,800 --> 01:47:40,080
that like I thought it was a fever

2952
01:47:38,960 --> 01:47:42,560
dream.

2953
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:44,239
Um, but the deal was he would be able to

2954
01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:46,320
make the perfect cheese but he could

2955
01:47:44,239 --> 01:47:48,400
never taste it. Oh,

2956
01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:52,159
but he like didn't reme like he was like

2957
01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:54,239
I thought it was a dream and so he ate

2958
01:47:52,159 --> 01:47:56,400
the perfect cheese that he made and like

2959
01:47:54,239 --> 01:47:57,440
that's what like brought forth the

2960
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:59,280
cheese curse.

2961
01:47:57,440 --> 01:48:02,080
Okay. Okay.

2962
01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:03,840
Um the guys are big mad about this

2963
01:48:02,080 --> 01:48:05,199
because it's been hundreds of years.

2964
01:48:03,840 --> 01:48:06,000
I was going to say that's a long time to

2965
01:48:05,199 --> 01:48:08,239
keep a secret.

2966
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:10,000
Yep. And they've never known all of

2967
01:48:08,239 --> 01:48:12,960
this. Like they take off and are big

2968
01:48:10,000 --> 01:48:14,639
mad. Rock is like starting to like throw

2969
01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:16,320
cheese around the vault and like

2970
01:48:14,639 --> 01:48:17,920
punching walls and is just like having a

2971
01:48:16,320 --> 01:48:20,560
full temper tantrum.

2972
01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:23,199
Sorry, that was a hiccup.

2973
01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:25,119
Uh, and like shouting that like he did

2974
01:48:23,199 --> 01:48:27,040
it for them and

2975
01:48:25,119 --> 01:48:28,400
like takes up like takes off up the

2976
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:30,719
ladder and like runs out of the shop as

2977
01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:33,840
well. So like then Violet's just like in

2978
01:48:30,719 --> 01:48:34,800
the cellar alone being like I ruin

2979
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:37,280
everything.

2980
01:48:34,800 --> 01:48:39,920
Oh, Violet. and like go and like cleans

2981
01:48:37,280 --> 01:48:41,840
up all of the spilled milk that had like

2982
01:48:39,920 --> 01:48:44,560
a mess had been made. And then when she

2983
01:48:41,840 --> 01:48:48,880
goes to leave, Rock is like not like

2984
01:48:44,560 --> 01:48:50,239
like outside the shop and he is several

2985
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:50,800
bottles of wine in.

2986
01:48:50,239 --> 01:48:53,040
Sure.

2987
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:56,159
And singing old songs and just

2988
01:48:53,040 --> 01:48:58,880
wallowing. Um we we finally get his

2989
01:48:56,159 --> 01:49:01,280
history. He was a shepherd.

2990
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:03,600
Oh. Who became so fixated on cheese.

2991
01:49:01,280 --> 01:49:05,440
He's like, "My sheep's hair was like

2992
01:49:03,600 --> 01:49:07,040
growing in their eyes." And like I like

2993
01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:08,639
wasn't trimming it back cuz I was too

2994
01:49:07,040 --> 01:49:09,520
focused on the cheese and like this that

2995
01:49:08,639 --> 01:49:11,199
and the other.

2996
01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:13,040
I was not shearing my sheep.

2997
01:49:11,199 --> 01:49:16,719
Yep.

2998
01:49:13,040 --> 01:49:18,400
And so he like tells her the full like

2999
01:49:16,719 --> 01:49:20,320
this is how the curse came about, the

3000
01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:23,280
shadowman deal, this that and the other.

3001
01:49:20,320 --> 01:49:24,480
Um and then she tells him like she's

3002
01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:27,199
like well we all have our things. She's

3003
01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:29,040
like I have like this gremlin inside me.

3004
01:49:27,199 --> 01:49:31,280
like tells him like about her intrusive

3005
01:49:29,040 --> 01:49:33,280
thoughts and that that like she's a

3006
01:49:31,280 --> 01:49:36,000
coward and a failure and that like no

3007
01:49:33,280 --> 01:49:36,800
one can love her. And Rock's like,

3008
01:49:36,000 --> 01:49:38,639
"I love you."

3009
01:49:36,800 --> 01:49:40,239
Well, he's like, "All of the guys love

3010
01:49:38,639 --> 01:49:43,199
you." And she's like, "They can't love

3011
01:49:40,239 --> 01:49:45,040
me. I'm I'm broken." And he like, she

3012
01:49:43,199 --> 01:49:47,600
says, "I have invasive thoughts. I do

3013
01:49:45,040 --> 01:49:49,600
stupid things I know uh I do stupid

3014
01:49:47,600 --> 01:49:51,840
things I know are stupid just to appease

3015
01:49:49,600 --> 01:49:53,520
them for a few hours after she'd said

3016
01:49:51,840 --> 01:49:54,960
she was broken." And he like denied it.

3017
01:49:53,520 --> 01:49:56,239
And she's like, "No, like I know I am.

3018
01:49:54,960 --> 01:49:56,800
Like I do these things all the time."

3019
01:49:56,239 --> 01:50:00,560
Right. Right.

3020
01:49:56,800 --> 01:50:02,400
And he goes, "Dented." Then

3021
01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:04,560
a little bruise in the clay that tells

3022
01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:07,800
the hand this mug was made with passion

3023
01:50:04,560 --> 01:50:07,800
and love.

3024
01:50:09,360 --> 01:50:13,119
Once again, I don't know what I thought

3025
01:50:11,360 --> 01:50:15,280
I was getting with a cheese shifter

3026
01:50:13,119 --> 01:50:17,679
romance.

3027
01:50:15,280 --> 01:50:19,840
It's so heartwarming. This just happened

3028
01:50:17,679 --> 01:50:22,320
to us recently with Pounded by Produce,

3029
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:25,119
too, where I was like, and then I was

3030
01:50:22,320 --> 01:50:27,520
like, oh, is this healing healing trauma

3031
01:50:25,119 --> 01:50:29,679
right now? You're like, I feel like my

3032
01:50:27,520 --> 01:50:30,560
religious trauma is healed with Pounded

3033
01:50:29,679 --> 01:50:33,440
My Produce,

3034
01:50:30,560 --> 01:50:38,880
right? I'm like, oh, look at that. Oh,

3035
01:50:33,440 --> 01:50:42,239
self-esteem healed by cheese shifters.

3036
01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:44,159
So, Rock asks her to help him like get

3037
01:50:42,239 --> 01:50:45,679
the guys back and so that they they can

3038
01:50:44,159 --> 01:50:48,480
clear the air. And so they start by

3039
01:50:45,679 --> 01:50:51,920
going to the park, but the guys are not

3040
01:50:48,480 --> 01:50:53,199
all not all there. Um, which they're

3041
01:50:51,920 --> 01:50:54,800
like, "Oh, they're not here." Then

3042
01:50:53,199 --> 01:50:59,199
suddenly like Cam pops up and you're

3043
01:50:54,800 --> 01:51:04,400
like, "So Cam is there. Whatever." Um,

3044
01:50:59,199 --> 01:51:08,639
and so then we learn like how Cam and

3045
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:10,719
um, Rock met was that Cam's merry band

3046
01:51:08,639 --> 01:51:13,280
of thieves found out he turned into

3047
01:51:10,719 --> 01:51:14,560
cheese by day. So he like had to flee at

3048
01:51:13,280 --> 01:51:16,639
some point.

3049
01:51:14,560 --> 01:51:19,119
And then also at one point they're like,

3050
01:51:16,639 --> 01:51:22,159
"Yes." And then I was being chased by

3051
01:51:19,119 --> 01:51:25,040
all of like the jealous townsmen or

3052
01:51:22,159 --> 01:51:26,560
something. And Rock's like, "All of the

3053
01:51:25,040 --> 01:51:28,960
jealous husbands cuz you were sleeping

3054
01:51:26,560 --> 01:51:30,639
with all of their wives." Yeah. Like

3055
01:51:28,960 --> 01:51:33,440
that's why you got chased out of town,

3056
01:51:30,639 --> 01:51:36,560
bro. So like Cam went to like hide in a

3057
01:51:33,440 --> 01:51:37,520
cave, but it's the cave that Rock was

3058
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:39,599
living in.

3059
01:51:37,520 --> 01:51:42,159
Sure. And so he like held him at knife

3060
01:51:39,599 --> 01:51:44,800
like Rock held Cam at knife point, but

3061
01:51:42,159 --> 01:51:46,320
then by day they both turned to cheese.

3062
01:51:44,800 --> 01:51:47,920
Then by night they both turned back to

3063
01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:50,320
men. But like that night like Cam got

3064
01:51:47,920 --> 01:51:52,480
the knife first. So for like a week

3065
01:51:50,320 --> 01:51:54,239
straight they're just in like a knife

3066
01:51:52,480 --> 01:51:56,560
standoff

3067
01:51:54,239 --> 01:51:58,239
turning into cheese.

3068
01:51:56,560 --> 01:52:00,000
Okay.

3069
01:51:58,239 --> 01:52:02,960
But that like it also seems like through

3070
01:52:00,000 --> 01:52:04,560
this retelling like they're like

3071
01:52:02,960 --> 01:52:08,320
laughing a little bit like

3072
01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:10,800
it's healing to 100%. And so that's when

3073
01:52:08,320 --> 01:52:12,880
Cam also mentions that like the guys are

3074
01:52:10,800 --> 01:52:14,480
like across the street at the bar, which

3075
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:14,880
is like a full club.

3076
01:52:14,480 --> 01:52:18,080
Yeah.

3077
01:52:14,880 --> 01:52:20,239
Um and so things look like they're

3078
01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:22,400
getting a little spicy between Cam and

3079
01:52:20,239 --> 01:52:23,360
Rock. So Violet's like, "I'm going to

3080
01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:25,520
go."

3081
01:52:23,360 --> 01:52:27,199
Yeah. Feels like a pilot moment. You

3082
01:52:25,520 --> 01:52:29,679
guys take this moment. I'm going to go

3083
01:52:27,199 --> 01:52:33,040
find the guys. So she goes once again.

3084
01:52:29,679 --> 01:52:36,880
Cheddy's like dancing his heart out.

3085
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:38,960
Uh, if I'm remembering correctly, Bri is

3086
01:52:36,880 --> 01:52:40,639
at the bar drinking every single

3087
01:52:38,960 --> 01:52:43,599
cocktail that they have on the menu,

3088
01:52:40,639 --> 01:52:45,040
just trying. And she's like, "Don't do

3089
01:52:43,599 --> 01:52:47,280
that. You'll get alcohol poisoning." And

3090
01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:48,719
they're like, "No, like bars always

3091
01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:50,560
water down drinks." And she was like,

3092
01:52:48,719 --> 01:52:52,159
"No, not modern ones." And she looks

3093
01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:53,440
around and she's like, "This bar looks

3094
01:52:52,159 --> 01:52:53,920
like young college kids."

3095
01:52:53,440 --> 01:52:56,719
Yeah,

3096
01:52:53,920 --> 01:52:59,440
maybe they do. Fine. Drink away. I did

3097
01:52:56,719 --> 01:53:01,199
try I went to a show recently and they

3098
01:52:59,440 --> 01:53:04,880
had like a specialty cocktail or

3099
01:53:01,199 --> 01:53:06,800
whatever that was a rum and coke and

3100
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:07,440
amordo and lime.

3101
01:53:06,800 --> 01:53:10,159
Huh.

3102
01:53:07,440 --> 01:53:11,760
And I was like, I'll try that. And the

3103
01:53:10,159 --> 01:53:13,840
bartender was like, that's [ __ ]

3104
01:53:11,760 --> 01:53:15,760
weird, right? Cuz it was like the the

3105
01:53:13,840 --> 01:53:18,560
band that came in. It was like they made

3106
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:21,440
it up for them, right? And I was like,

3107
01:53:18,560 --> 01:53:22,639
sure, I'll like a rock bottom. Sure,

3108
01:53:21,440 --> 01:53:25,360
whatever.

3109
01:53:22,639 --> 01:53:27,520
And so I tried it. And he goes, "How is

3110
01:53:25,360 --> 01:53:29,520
it?" And I said, "I wouldn't order it

3111
01:53:27,520 --> 01:53:32,639
again, but I will drink it." And he

3112
01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:34,560
went, "Noted. And thank you so future

3113
01:53:32,639 --> 01:53:35,920
patrons when they ask." I was like,

3114
01:53:34,560 --> 01:53:37,920
"Yeah, it's gross."

3115
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:40,320
There was a restaurant back in St. Pete

3116
01:53:37,920 --> 01:53:43,119
that on their like dessert menu, they

3117
01:53:40,320 --> 01:53:44,880
had like a Guinness

3118
01:53:43,119 --> 01:53:47,599
cream float.

3119
01:53:44,880 --> 01:53:49,679
And I was like, "Oh, like is this good?

3120
01:53:47,599 --> 01:53:51,840
Is this worth ordering?" And she's like,

3121
01:53:49,679 --> 01:53:53,040
"I think people think it's it's going to

3122
01:53:51,840 --> 01:53:55,199
be different than it is." She's like,

3123
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:57,599
"It's literally exactly what you think

3124
01:53:55,199 --> 01:54:00,239
it is. It is Guinness and ice cream."

3125
01:53:57,599 --> 01:54:02,639
She's like, "So, choose your own

3126
01:54:00,239 --> 01:54:04,000
adventure." But like, she's like, "No,

3127
01:54:02,639 --> 01:54:06,000
when they're combined, they don't

3128
01:54:04,000 --> 01:54:06,480
suddenly make a different flavor

3129
01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:06,800
palette."

3130
01:54:06,480 --> 01:54:07,360
Yeah.

3131
01:54:06,800 --> 01:54:07,920
I was like,

3132
01:54:07,360 --> 01:54:09,599
"Yeah,

3133
01:54:07,920 --> 01:54:11,360
all I need to know. Thank you so much."

3134
01:54:09,599 --> 01:54:13,840
When I worked in a tequila bar, they had

3135
01:54:11,360 --> 01:54:15,520
a specialty like prick prickly pear

3136
01:54:13,840 --> 01:54:16,080
margarita.

3137
01:54:15,520 --> 01:54:17,280
Yeah.

3138
01:54:16,080 --> 01:54:18,639
It was disgusting.

3139
01:54:17,280 --> 01:54:20,480
Oh, that's a bummer. I've had really

3140
01:54:18,639 --> 01:54:23,520
good pear margaritas.

3141
01:54:20,480 --> 01:54:25,760
Prickly pear. So gross. And so people

3142
01:54:23,520 --> 01:54:27,840
would ask and I would be like, if you

3143
01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:30,239
have had it before and you liked it,

3144
01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:33,360
strongly recommend.

3145
01:54:30,239 --> 01:54:37,360
If not, I would not because people would

3146
01:54:33,360 --> 01:54:38,159
send it back. Like it was really gross.

3147
01:54:37,360 --> 01:54:39,840
Dang.

3148
01:54:38,159 --> 01:54:41,840
I was like, can I interest you in a

3149
01:54:39,840 --> 01:54:43,520
Texas margarita with a Grand Marier

3150
01:54:41,840 --> 01:54:44,159
floater? That might be more up your

3151
01:54:43,520 --> 01:54:46,000
alley.

3152
01:54:44,159 --> 01:54:48,719
Yeah. You're like, I can recommend

3153
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:52,400
several other things for you that will

3154
01:54:48,719 --> 01:54:54,080
give you a better experience. 100%.

3155
01:54:52,400 --> 01:54:56,960
So she finds him in the bar. Bree's

3156
01:54:54,080 --> 01:54:58,639
drinking all of these drinks. They're

3157
01:54:56,960 --> 01:55:01,599
like she's like, "Come back." Like, "No,

3158
01:54:58,639 --> 01:55:02,960
like he really cares." And they're like,

3159
01:55:01,599 --> 01:55:04,320
"If he really cared, he would have like

3160
01:55:02,960 --> 01:55:06,000
told us the truth."

3161
01:55:04,320 --> 01:55:07,440
And then Rock is suddenly there. He's

3162
01:55:06,000 --> 01:55:09,599
like, "You're right. Like I like I

3163
01:55:07,440 --> 01:55:11,679
should have told you sooner." But also

3164
01:55:09,599 --> 01:55:13,280
Violet's kind of first thought is

3165
01:55:11,679 --> 01:55:15,520
they got here quick. Was really trying

3166
01:55:13,280 --> 01:55:16,320
to give him a moment.

3167
01:55:15,520 --> 01:55:19,520
Like Okay.

3168
01:55:16,320 --> 01:55:21,760
So soon, huh? So, like they're all

3169
01:55:19,520 --> 01:55:24,480
having this like heartto-heart very

3170
01:55:21,760 --> 01:55:27,199
necessary debrief in the Yeah, in the

3171
01:55:24,480 --> 01:55:29,199
club in the bar. Um, but it's also like

3172
01:55:27,199 --> 01:55:31,360
it's beyond last call. It's now like

3173
01:55:29,199 --> 01:55:34,960
lights are turning on. It's time to go

3174
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:36,000
home. Like not like dawn, but just like

3175
01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:38,000
and they all turn to cheese.

3176
01:55:36,000 --> 01:55:39,760
And they all turn to cheese.

3177
01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:42,159
But like they're all trying to like have

3178
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:43,760
this heartto-heart and a bouncer's

3179
01:55:42,159 --> 01:55:45,199
coming up to like tell them they need to

3180
01:55:43,760 --> 01:55:46,320
leave. And Cam tries to say like, "Hey

3181
01:55:45,199 --> 01:55:47,920
man, like just give us a moment." and

3182
01:55:46,320 --> 01:55:48,719
the bouncer just like punches him in the

3183
01:55:47,920 --> 01:55:51,199
stomach.

3184
01:55:48,719 --> 01:55:54,560
So then it turns into this giant brawl

3185
01:55:51,199 --> 01:55:56,880
between the four of them and bouncers.

3186
01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:58,719
Then like end of scene, next scene

3187
01:55:56,880 --> 01:56:00,560
they're all walking back to the cheese

3188
01:55:58,719 --> 01:56:03,040
shop and just like debriefing how it

3189
01:56:00,560 --> 01:56:05,199
went. Like at one point Chetty jumped on

3190
01:56:03,040 --> 01:56:07,679
a bouncer's back to like get him off of

3191
01:56:05,199 --> 01:56:09,920
someone. Bri tried to throw a punch but

3192
01:56:07,679 --> 01:56:12,400
ended up punching Rock instead but like

3193
01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:14,239
hurt his hand in the process. Classic

3194
01:56:12,400 --> 01:56:16,960
Bri.

3195
01:56:14,239 --> 01:56:18,560
Um, when they get back to the shop, I

3196
01:56:16,960 --> 01:56:20,800
think Cam goes to open another bottle of

3197
01:56:18,560 --> 01:56:23,440
wine and Bri just like starts puking cuz

3198
01:56:20,800 --> 01:56:25,360
he had too many drinks.

3199
01:56:23,440 --> 01:56:28,719
She ends up like Violet ends up like

3200
01:56:25,360 --> 01:56:31,440
kissing Bree's knuckles

3201
01:56:28,719 --> 01:56:33,599
and then Rock ends up kissing her and

3202
01:56:31,440 --> 01:56:35,599
like telling her that she's a miracle

3203
01:56:33,599 --> 01:56:38,960
and is like then asks like, "Who wants

3204
01:56:35,599 --> 01:56:39,440
next?" Like that's where the scene ends.

3205
01:56:38,960 --> 01:56:41,599
Okay.

3206
01:56:39,440 --> 01:56:43,840
Yes.

3207
01:56:41,599 --> 01:56:47,440
So Violet

3208
01:56:43,840 --> 01:56:49,679
next chapter starts wakes up to someone

3209
01:56:47,440 --> 01:56:52,880
like shaking her telling her to wake up

3210
01:56:49,679 --> 01:56:54,800
and it's her mom and she fell asleep on

3211
01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:58,560
the shop floor and is just like

3212
01:56:54,800 --> 01:57:01,520
surrounded by cheese four cheeses and

3213
01:56:58,560 --> 01:57:04,000
men's clothing. And her mom is like are

3214
01:57:01,520 --> 01:57:05,360
those men's shirts? Is that cheese? Did

3215
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:10,040
you sneak out in the middle of the night

3216
01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:10,040
to dress cheese up? Like,

3217
01:57:10,159 --> 01:57:12,719
do you have cheese friends?

3218
01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:13,840
Like,

3219
01:57:12,719 --> 01:57:17,760
yes, I do, Mom.

3220
01:57:13,840 --> 01:57:19,760
Which, like, for all of her mom's

3221
01:57:17,760 --> 01:57:20,880
horrific behavior, I do think that's a

3222
01:57:19,760 --> 01:57:21,760
legitimate question.

3223
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:23,760
Yeah, I like that a lot.

3224
01:57:21,760 --> 01:57:24,960
Did you sneak out to dress up cheese in

3225
01:57:23,760 --> 01:57:27,040
the middle of the night? Like, what's

3226
01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:29,599
happening?

3227
01:57:27,040 --> 01:57:31,520
Um, mom is now like, "We're going home.

3228
01:57:29,599 --> 01:57:34,639
We're leaving this godforsaken city

3229
01:57:31,520 --> 01:57:38,000
behind." Like, it's just once again so

3230
01:57:34,639 --> 01:57:39,679
over the top. Um, and Violet boils over

3231
01:57:38,000 --> 01:57:41,760
and she's like, "This place isn't a hell

3232
01:57:39,679 --> 01:57:44,320
hole. It's a lovely [ __ ] cheese

3233
01:57:41,760 --> 01:57:45,440
shop." Like, and you'll respect it. And

3234
01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:46,719
her mom's like, "What's gotten into

3235
01:57:45,440 --> 01:57:48,960
you?" And in her head, Violet's like,

3236
01:57:46,719 --> 01:57:49,760
"Four tick. That's not the answer to

3237
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:51,440
this question."

3238
01:57:49,760 --> 01:57:51,679
So much cheese is what has gotten into

3239
01:57:51,440 --> 01:57:52,719
me.

3240
01:57:51,679 --> 01:57:53,520
So much cheese.

3241
01:57:52,719 --> 01:57:55,119
So much cheese

3242
01:57:53,520 --> 01:57:56,719
in more ways than you would would

3243
01:57:55,119 --> 01:57:59,360
consider. Right.

3244
01:57:56,719 --> 01:58:00,480
Um, and Violet's like, "Nothing's gotten

3245
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:02,560
into me." And her mom's like, "Don't

3246
01:58:00,480 --> 01:58:04,560
piss on my cupcake and tell me it's

3247
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:06,320
frosting." And Violet's like, "That

3248
01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:10,320
saying doesn't even make sense.

3249
01:58:06,320 --> 01:58:10,719
Frosting's not a liquid."

3250
01:58:10,320 --> 01:58:12,800
Yeah.

3251
01:58:10,719 --> 01:58:14,480
Like in that way where like it's like

3252
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:16,239
one of her mom's go-to sayings that

3253
01:58:14,480 --> 01:58:17,760
she's just been biting her tongue for

3254
01:58:16,239 --> 01:58:19,840
years and she's like,

3255
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:22,960
"You're saying is illogical." Although

3256
01:58:19,840 --> 01:58:26,000
one time when I worked uh crisis and did

3257
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:28,159
like emergency psychiatric services,

3258
01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:29,599
there was a dude that I went to the

3259
01:58:28,159 --> 01:58:32,320
hospital to do an assessment. He was

3260
01:58:29,599 --> 01:58:34,880
definitely malingering. Um, for those of

3261
01:58:32,320 --> 01:58:38,239
you that don't readily use the word

3262
01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:39,760
malingering in this context, he uh was

3263
01:58:38,239 --> 01:58:41,599
looking for a place to stay cuz he

3264
01:58:39,760 --> 01:58:45,119
didn't have a better option of where he

3265
01:58:41,599 --> 01:58:45,920
wanted to go and he was maybe um

3266
01:58:45,119 --> 01:58:48,159
exaggerating

3267
01:58:45,920 --> 01:58:50,960
exaggerating. Yes. Embellishing some of

3268
01:58:48,159 --> 01:58:52,560
his symptoms to get what he wanted in

3269
01:58:50,960 --> 01:58:54,960
this situation.

3270
01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:57,280
And I go to talk to the doctor and also

3271
01:58:54,960 --> 01:58:58,880
like this is like not the bougie

3272
01:58:57,280 --> 01:59:00,719
commercial insurance hospital. This is

3273
01:58:58,880 --> 01:59:03,280
like the local

3274
01:59:00,719 --> 01:59:04,719
state general hospital and it's just

3275
01:59:03,280 --> 01:59:06,159
this old school doctor. I'm like, "What

3276
01:59:04,719 --> 01:59:07,199
do you think?" He goes, "I think my leg

3277
01:59:06,159 --> 01:59:09,760
is wet."

3278
01:59:07,199 --> 01:59:11,440
And I go, "Yeah." He goes, "Yeah, I

3279
01:59:09,760 --> 01:59:13,760
think he's pissing on my leg and telling

3280
01:59:11,440 --> 01:59:18,080
me it's raining."

3281
01:59:13,760 --> 01:59:20,320
He goes, "I feel good discharging them."

3282
01:59:18,080 --> 01:59:22,159
I bet he would tell me I had the vapors.

3283
01:59:20,320 --> 01:59:24,159
He would tell you you had the vapors

3284
01:59:22,159 --> 01:59:25,840
beyond a shadow of a doubt. You got the

3285
01:59:24,159 --> 01:59:28,080
vapors. I'm going to discharge you.

3286
01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:30,719
You'll be fine.

3287
01:59:28,080 --> 01:59:32,159
So all of this like Violet realizes it's

3288
01:59:30,719 --> 01:59:33,920
escalating but like tries to take a deep

3289
01:59:32,159 --> 01:59:35,520
breath and she's like, "Hey mom, like

3290
01:59:33,920 --> 01:59:37,679
you've been working so hard helping me

3291
01:59:35,520 --> 01:59:39,440
at the shop the past couple of days. Why

3292
01:59:37,679 --> 01:59:40,159
don't you just go back to the hotel?

3293
01:59:39,440 --> 01:59:42,719
Take a day off.

3294
01:59:40,159 --> 01:59:45,520
Take take a day off, rest

3295
01:59:42,719 --> 01:59:47,520
all clean." Um,

3296
01:59:45,520 --> 01:59:50,239
and so her mom like calls her a spoiled

3297
01:59:47,520 --> 01:59:51,520
child, but ultimately leaves.

3298
01:59:50,239 --> 01:59:52,639
Yeah.

3299
01:59:51,520 --> 01:59:54,719
And like through this whole

3300
01:59:52,639 --> 01:59:56,960
conversation, Violet's terrified for her

3301
01:59:54,719 --> 01:59:59,040
cheeses, so she's like holding them to

3302
01:59:56,960 --> 02:00:00,960
her chest, which I'm like, I get your

3303
01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:03,040
mom's concern in this moment if I'm if

3304
02:00:00,960 --> 02:00:04,960
I'm being honest. Like, did you sneak

3305
02:00:03,040 --> 02:00:07,760
out to dress cheese up

3306
02:00:04,960 --> 02:00:09,679
and now you're you're clutching it like

3307
02:00:07,760 --> 02:00:10,400
it's an infant or something? What are

3308
02:00:09,679 --> 02:00:11,679
you doing?

3309
02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:13,280
Well, and her mom is also like, "This is

3310
02:00:11,679 --> 02:00:14,960
just the brain rot. Like, we'll get you

3311
02:00:13,280 --> 02:00:16,080
help when we get back." You're like,

3312
02:00:14,960 --> 02:00:18,719
"The fuck?"

3313
02:00:16,080 --> 02:00:20,800
Yeah. So

3314
02:00:18,719 --> 02:00:23,199
Violet stays to clean like kind of gets

3315
02:00:20,800 --> 02:00:25,360
everything back to rights, puts the guys

3316
02:00:23,199 --> 02:00:27,119
back in the cellar like next to the box

3317
02:00:25,360 --> 02:00:27,840
that they'd all initially kind of been

3318
02:00:27,119 --> 02:00:30,719
in.

3319
02:00:27,840 --> 02:00:32,800
Um, and like but has to carry them one

3320
02:00:30,719 --> 02:00:34,159
at a time because to your point earlier,

3321
02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:36,320
they're not small. I don't I don't know

3322
02:00:34,159 --> 02:00:37,679
if it's a 3ft wide wheel, but like

3323
02:00:36,320 --> 02:00:40,480
they're not small and it's pretty

3324
02:00:37,679 --> 02:00:42,320
clunky. Um, and so after she does all

3325
02:00:40,480 --> 02:00:43,760
this, she goes upstairs to the apartment

3326
02:00:42,320 --> 02:00:45,840
to just like take a nap.

3327
02:00:43,760 --> 02:00:47,199
Yeah. So she wakes up from the nap being

3328
02:00:45,840 --> 02:00:48,639
like, "That was exactly what I needed.

3329
02:00:47,199 --> 02:00:52,400
That was the right call." She and then

3330
02:00:48,639 --> 02:00:54,560
she gets down the ladder and sees like

3331
02:00:52,400 --> 02:00:55,679
construction dudes like throwing [ __ ] in

3332
02:00:54,560 --> 02:00:57,679
the dumpster.

3333
02:00:55,679 --> 02:00:59,360
She's like, "What is happening?" And and

3334
02:00:57,679 --> 02:01:00,960
she looks down and her mom is like at

3335
02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:03,599
the end of the al at the end of the

3336
02:01:00,960 --> 02:01:05,840
alley with Alva, the soap show the soap

3337
02:01:03,599 --> 02:01:09,920
shop

3338
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:11,760
soap shop owner. um who's like I'm so

3339
02:01:09,920 --> 02:01:13,679
like your daughter's fallen into these

3340
02:01:11,760 --> 02:01:15,760
like so sorry your daughter's fallen

3341
02:01:13,679 --> 02:01:17,199
into this debauchery like that sort of

3342
02:01:15,760 --> 02:01:18,639
like conversation

3343
02:01:17,199 --> 02:01:20,480
right

3344
02:01:18,639 --> 02:01:23,280
and her mom's like well my daughter's a

3345
02:01:20,480 --> 02:01:26,239
magnet for temptation and sin like

3346
02:01:23,280 --> 02:01:27,920
you're like the [ __ ] and they're like

3347
02:01:26,239 --> 02:01:29,440
clearing things out like the garbage

3348
02:01:27,920 --> 02:01:30,960
guys are like hey like these paintings

3349
02:01:29,440 --> 02:01:32,719
look kind of nice are you sure you want

3350
02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:34,800
to like throw these away like breeze

3351
02:01:32,719 --> 02:01:36,560
paintings and her mom's like either give

3352
02:01:34,800 --> 02:01:38,800
me $10 a painting or throw them in the

3353
02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:38,800
garbage.

3354
02:01:38,960 --> 02:01:42,639
Yes. Like

3355
02:01:40,639 --> 02:01:44,639
absolutely banana pants this entire

3356
02:01:42,639 --> 02:01:48,639
time.

3357
02:01:44,639 --> 02:01:50,560
Um Violet loses it and tells everyone to

3358
02:01:48,639 --> 02:01:51,679
stop and she's like looking at her mom

3359
02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:52,880
and she's like, "You have no right." And

3360
02:01:51,679 --> 02:01:54,880
her mom's like, "I have every right. I'm

3361
02:01:52,880 --> 02:01:57,920
your mother." She's like, "No, this is

3362
02:01:54,880 --> 02:01:59,760
my store, not yours." Like legally like,

3363
02:01:57,920 --> 02:02:01,679
and she goes off on her mom, like

3364
02:01:59,760 --> 02:02:02,719
talking about like the doctor, like her

3365
02:02:01,679 --> 02:02:04,719
mom's like, "Well, look, like you're

3366
02:02:02,719 --> 02:02:06,639
having an episode right now." And she's

3367
02:02:04,719 --> 02:02:08,239
like, "No, the do you know why I'm

3368
02:02:06,639 --> 02:02:10,080
having an episode? The doctor straight

3369
02:02:08,239 --> 02:02:11,520
up told you why I have an episode. It's

3370
02:02:10,080 --> 02:02:12,800
because of you."

3371
02:02:11,520 --> 02:02:14,080
And her mom's like, "No, he was just

3372
02:02:12,800 --> 02:02:15,599
saying that to like turn you against

3373
02:02:14,080 --> 02:02:17,440
me." And Violet's like, "I was on

3374
02:02:15,599 --> 02:02:19,760
medication that helped me and you took

3375
02:02:17,440 --> 02:02:21,840
me off of it. Like

3376
02:02:19,760 --> 02:02:23,280
you you want to control me and you want

3377
02:02:21,840 --> 02:02:26,480
a baby doll more than you want a

3378
02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:27,840
daughter and I'm a [ __ ] human, man.

3379
02:02:26,480 --> 02:02:28,320
But like this like isn't

3380
02:02:27,840 --> 02:02:30,400
Damn.

3381
02:02:28,320 --> 02:02:32,639
Yeah. Like everyone has stopped to just

3382
02:02:30,400 --> 02:02:33,599
like watch this fight at this point.

3383
02:02:32,639 --> 02:02:35,119
It's very Jerry Spring.

3384
02:02:33,599 --> 02:02:36,159
The garbage men, construction workers,

3385
02:02:35,119 --> 02:02:38,960
whatever you want to call them, are like

3386
02:02:36,159 --> 02:02:39,280
confused, like do what do we

3387
02:02:38,960 --> 02:02:40,960
Yeah.

3388
02:02:39,280 --> 02:02:42,000
And like Violet's like, "Put everything

3389
02:02:40,960 --> 02:02:43,119
back in my shop." And they're like,

3390
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:43,760
"Well, it's all in the dumpster." She's

3391
02:02:43,119 --> 02:02:44,800
like,

3392
02:02:43,760 --> 02:02:45,119
"Then get it out."

3393
02:02:44,800 --> 02:02:46,880
Yes.

3394
02:02:45,119 --> 02:02:48,719
Yeah. Absolutely. She's like, "This is

3395
02:02:46,880 --> 02:02:50,960
my shop. Put everything back or I will

3396
02:02:48,719 --> 02:02:52,880
sue you." When she goes into the shop

3397
02:02:50,960 --> 02:02:57,040
though, there are like more workers

3398
02:02:52,880 --> 02:02:58,320
there who are eating the cheese.

3399
02:02:57,040 --> 02:02:59,440
And she's like, "What the fuck?" And

3400
02:02:58,320 --> 02:03:00,560
they're like, "Well, she said we could

3401
02:02:59,440 --> 02:03:01,920
have it." And she's like, "You can't

3402
02:03:00,560 --> 02:03:03,119
have it." But she's like, "Oh my god, oh

3403
02:03:01,920 --> 02:03:05,280
my god. Oh my god. That's the guys.

3404
02:03:03,119 --> 02:03:06,560
That's That's the guys. Like this one's

3405
02:03:05,280 --> 02:03:08,239
down to the rind. That one just has a

3406
02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:10,960
nibble off of it. Like Oh my god. Oh my

3407
02:03:08,239 --> 02:03:13,520
god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Like

3408
02:03:10,960 --> 02:03:14,800
Oh [ __ ] Yes. And she's like where did

3409
02:03:13,520 --> 02:03:16,639
you find this? And they're like down in

3410
02:03:14,800 --> 02:03:18,719
the creepy cellar. She's like what? Like

3411
02:03:16,639 --> 02:03:21,440
how did you get to the cellar?

3412
02:03:18,719 --> 02:03:23,199
Right. Why were you even in there?

3413
02:03:21,440 --> 02:03:24,800
And so like they're like oh like we've

3414
02:03:23,199 --> 02:03:26,320
like we couldn't get the vats out. So

3415
02:03:24,800 --> 02:03:29,280
like they also like they got into like

3416
02:03:26,320 --> 02:03:31,520
the back vault as well.

3417
02:03:29,280 --> 02:03:34,320
And so she waits until sunset and like

3418
02:03:31,520 --> 02:03:35,679
has all of them like laid out and they

3419
02:03:34,320 --> 02:03:36,960
don't

3420
02:03:35,679 --> 02:03:37,840
they don't shift.

3421
02:03:36,960 --> 02:03:40,000
Oh no.

3422
02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:41,199
I know when I tell you this book was

3423
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:43,119
more than I anticipated.

3424
02:03:41,199 --> 02:03:44,800
I know. I'm like way more emotionally

3425
02:03:43,119 --> 02:03:47,280
invested than I thought I was going to.

3426
02:03:44,800 --> 02:03:49,520
And so like but like her like gremlin is

3427
02:03:47,280 --> 02:03:53,520
being like you killed them. Like this is

3428
02:03:49,520 --> 02:03:55,119
all on you. Yeah. Um, and so she just

3429
02:03:53,520 --> 02:03:57,280
like at night after night she's like

3430
02:03:55,119 --> 02:03:58,880
waiting for them to like keeps keeps

3431
02:03:57,280 --> 02:04:01,520
waiting but like at this point like

3432
02:03:58,880 --> 02:04:02,800
they're all starting to mold and so she

3433
02:04:01,520 --> 02:04:04,400
like throws out like the rest of the

3434
02:04:02,800 --> 02:04:06,080
cheese in the shop but like is like

3435
02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:08,960
keeping them in like plastic bags to

3436
02:04:06,080 --> 02:04:10,320
like try and keep what she has of them.

3437
02:04:08,960 --> 02:04:11,040
It's so heartbreaking.

3438
02:04:10,320 --> 02:04:13,440
Oh my god.

3439
02:04:11,040 --> 02:04:16,000
Yeah. I was like her daily vigil with

3440
02:04:13,440 --> 02:04:20,560
this like molded cheese. That's like the

3441
02:04:16,000 --> 02:04:20,960
classic denial stage of grief, right?

3442
02:04:20,560 --> 02:04:22,719
Yes.

3443
02:04:20,960 --> 02:04:23,440
It was like,

3444
02:04:22,719 --> 02:04:25,040
you know,

3445
02:04:23,440 --> 02:04:26,719
and so she does realize, she's like,

3446
02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:28,159
"Okay, all of the like

3447
02:04:26,719 --> 02:04:29,760
the rest of the cheese in the shop has

3448
02:04:28,159 --> 02:04:32,239
gone bad. This is molded as like

3449
02:04:29,760 --> 02:04:34,480
everything." She's like, "I I can't do

3450
02:04:32,239 --> 02:04:35,440
this without them. I like I know what

3451
02:04:34,480 --> 02:04:35,840
was real."

3452
02:04:35,440 --> 02:04:36,960
Yeah.

3453
02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:38,880
But like I

3454
02:04:36,960 --> 02:04:40,880
I I have to move on at this point. I I

3455
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:43,280
can't do this. And so her plan is then

3456
02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:45,599
to like take the money from selling

3457
02:04:43,280 --> 02:04:48,239
the property and like return each of

3458
02:04:45,599 --> 02:04:50,480
them to their like ancestral home.

3459
02:04:48,239 --> 02:04:52,480
Oh my god.

3460
02:04:50,480 --> 02:04:53,760
She said I'm going to do a world tour to

3461
02:04:52,480 --> 02:04:54,400
take everybody home.

3462
02:04:53,760 --> 02:04:57,599
Yes.

3463
02:04:54,400 --> 02:05:00,159
Oh my god, my heart. And so like at this

3464
02:04:57,599 --> 02:05:02,719
point the shop is now like cleared out

3465
02:05:00,159 --> 02:05:04,639
cleared out of like equipment

3466
02:05:02,719 --> 02:05:06,960
refrigerated kit like everything is gone

3467
02:05:04,639 --> 02:05:09,280
because it's ready to sell and the open

3468
02:05:06,960 --> 02:05:11,199
house is planned for the next day. And

3469
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:13,280
so realtor Josh is like okay

3470
02:05:11,199 --> 02:05:14,800
everything's like gone. He's like but

3471
02:05:13,280 --> 02:05:16,239
there was like it kind of looked like an

3472
02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:17,599
heirloom or something in the seller. It

3473
02:05:16,239 --> 02:05:20,159
was heavy. We like couldn't move it. So

3474
02:05:17,599 --> 02:05:22,480
like if you want your heirloom take it.

3475
02:05:20,159 --> 02:05:24,239
And she's like oh okay what? Like I

3476
02:05:22,480 --> 02:05:25,280
missed it. And it was the old box. And

3477
02:05:24,239 --> 02:05:26,719
when she opens it, she's like, "Oh,

3478
02:05:25,280 --> 02:05:27,840
there's like extra cheese in here that

3479
02:05:26,719 --> 02:05:29,360
they must have missed." So, she like

3480
02:05:27,840 --> 02:05:31,119
opens the box and like takes the cheeses

3481
02:05:29,360 --> 02:05:32,719
out.

3482
02:05:31,119 --> 02:05:34,159
Um, and then starts like go up the

3483
02:05:32,719 --> 02:05:36,400
ladder again to like do whatever she

3484
02:05:34,159 --> 02:05:38,080
needs to do. Then she hears voices and

3485
02:05:36,400 --> 02:05:39,920
like it's like, "I could piss for days

3486
02:05:38,080 --> 02:05:41,280
and like why is it so dark down here?"

3487
02:05:39,920 --> 02:05:45,280
And then like suddenly the voices are

3488
02:05:41,280 --> 02:05:47,360
like, "What the hell happened?" Like,

3489
02:05:45,280 --> 02:05:48,719
and so it's all four guys and they're

3490
02:05:47,360 --> 02:05:50,800
like, but like they're all like, "Did we

3491
02:05:48,719 --> 02:05:52,880
lose another 20 years?" Like, "Oh no,

3492
02:05:50,800 --> 02:05:56,000
what's happened?"

3493
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:57,760
So, like it's a they're obviously

3494
02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:59,360
they're all okay. They're reunited. She

3495
02:05:57,760 --> 02:06:01,199
tells them what happened and like she

3496
02:05:59,360 --> 02:06:03,440
like she like I thought this was you and

3497
02:06:01,199 --> 02:06:05,360
like it's like holding her bag of moldy

3498
02:06:03,440 --> 02:06:05,760
cheese that she was like that she was

3499
02:06:05,360 --> 02:06:06,639
saying that

3500
02:06:05,760 --> 02:06:08,000
she's been protecting.

3501
02:06:06,639 --> 02:06:10,800
Yes. That she's been diligently

3502
02:06:08,000 --> 02:06:13,920
protecting. Um and they explain that

3503
02:06:10,800 --> 02:06:16,159
like in the box it's essentially like

3504
02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:18,400
cryogenics. like they can just like so

3505
02:06:16,159 --> 02:06:19,679
like that's where they'd been for the 20

3506
02:06:18,400 --> 02:06:22,320
years

3507
02:06:19,679 --> 02:06:25,040
when they they'd initially been been

3508
02:06:22,320 --> 02:06:26,719
gone. Um how they got back in the box I

3509
02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:27,920
think were like the universe was looking

3510
02:06:26,719 --> 02:06:29,679
out for them and that's left a little

3511
02:06:27,920 --> 02:06:32,000
bit as a mystery because she didn't put

3512
02:06:29,679 --> 02:06:33,520
them in the box. She put them next to

3513
02:06:32,000 --> 02:06:36,560
the box

3514
02:06:33,520 --> 02:06:39,440
when she went to sleep. So

3515
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:40,880
we'll leave that plot hole as is.

3516
02:06:39,440 --> 02:06:42,960
We'll give that to Ellen.

3517
02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:47,520
Yes, we'll give that to Ellen Mint. And

3518
02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:48,800
so the shop once again very empty. And

3519
02:06:47,520 --> 02:06:50,320
they're like, "Well, like what do we do

3520
02:06:48,800 --> 02:06:52,000
for our next steps?" Cuz you also have

3521
02:06:50,320 --> 02:06:54,000
to remember that for her it's been

3522
02:06:52,000 --> 02:06:56,639
several weeks. But for the guys, they

3523
02:06:54,000 --> 02:06:57,119
were just all having this giant fight,

3524
02:06:56,639 --> 02:06:59,840
right?

3525
02:06:57,119 --> 02:07:01,440
And then it's the next day for them. So

3526
02:06:59,840 --> 02:07:03,199
like it's like 5 minutes later for their

3527
02:07:01,440 --> 02:07:05,040
purposes. So Bree's like, "Why would I

3528
02:07:03,199 --> 02:07:08,480
stay?" Like after like I'm still like

3529
02:07:05,040 --> 02:07:10,320
mad at Rock. Um, and then Violet's like,

3530
02:07:08,480 --> 02:07:12,719
"You stay like because you're family and

3531
02:07:10,320 --> 02:07:14,719
we like you love each other and like

3532
02:07:12,719 --> 02:07:17,040
this, that, and the other." And it turns

3533
02:07:14,719 --> 02:07:20,239
into like general declarations of love

3534
02:07:17,040 --> 02:07:22,800
and a big heart to heart for them all.

3535
02:07:20,239 --> 02:07:24,480
And she decides not to sell and that

3536
02:07:22,800 --> 02:07:26,079
they're going to like reopen the shop.

3537
02:07:24,480 --> 02:07:28,320
Ruin Josh's day.

3538
02:07:26,079 --> 02:07:31,199
Oh, yeah. I'm like, Josh, poor Josh. I

3539
02:07:28,320 --> 02:07:32,639
do. He might have called her Veronica,

3540
02:07:31,199 --> 02:07:34,880
but when you have

3541
02:07:32,639 --> 02:07:36,400
Is that really a crime?

3542
02:07:34,880 --> 02:07:40,400
You keep getting your chain yanked with

3543
02:07:36,400 --> 02:07:42,320
this $5 billion deal being ripped back

3544
02:07:40,400 --> 02:07:44,639
from you. I get your frustration.

3545
02:07:42,320 --> 02:07:45,360
So, now we're at the epilog. It's 2

3546
02:07:44,639 --> 02:07:45,760
years later.

3547
02:07:45,360 --> 02:07:48,239
Okay.

3548
02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:51,360
Yes. Um, they've rebuilt the shop. They

3549
02:07:48,239 --> 02:07:52,639
now do like evening and night hours. So,

3550
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:54,560
I think they have someone who like runs

3551
02:07:52,639 --> 02:07:57,760
the shop from like 12:00 to 5:00. And

3552
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:59,840
then, uh, in the evening, so it started

3553
02:07:57,760 --> 02:08:01,280
with like they're like, well, everything

3554
02:07:59,840 --> 02:08:02,560
was out was gone from the shop. They

3555
02:08:01,280 --> 02:08:05,440
like didn't have money. So they started

3556
02:08:02,560 --> 02:08:07,520
with just like small like custom cheese

3557
02:08:05,440 --> 02:08:11,360
tasting boxes and then they were over

3558
02:08:07,520 --> 02:08:14,079
able to over time rebuild the shop. Um

3559
02:08:11,360 --> 02:08:16,400
and so now it's been like fully

3560
02:08:14,079 --> 02:08:19,360
remodeled and there's a book club going

3561
02:08:16,400 --> 02:08:20,639
that like Cam is leading that's like

3562
02:08:19,360 --> 02:08:21,119
bodice rippers.

3563
02:08:20,639 --> 02:08:22,960
Hell yeah.

3564
02:08:21,119 --> 02:08:25,679
And he's helping the next generation

3565
02:08:22,960 --> 02:08:26,880
figure out like how to talk to women.

3566
02:08:25,679 --> 02:08:28,880
And he's like okay so how do you start

3567
02:08:26,880 --> 02:08:31,119
the conversation? And the guy was like

3568
02:08:28,880 --> 02:08:32,880
you up. And he's like no. He's like,

3569
02:08:31,119 --> 02:08:35,360
"You don't just send a photo of your

3570
02:08:32,880 --> 02:08:40,079
Johnson. You ask and if she would like

3571
02:08:35,360 --> 02:08:43,040
one like Mrs. Cam giving feedback." Um,

3572
02:08:40,079 --> 02:08:46,159
Bri is teaching painting lessons in his

3573
02:08:43,040 --> 02:08:47,760
little section of the shop. Cheddy

3574
02:08:46,159 --> 02:08:49,679
became obsessed with making like the

3575
02:08:47,760 --> 02:08:51,840
world's hottest cheese. So that he has

3576
02:08:49,679 --> 02:08:54,239
like he hosts

3577
02:08:51,840 --> 02:08:55,440
hot cheese eating competitions that like

3578
02:08:54,239 --> 02:08:57,599
go up in Scoville.

3579
02:08:55,440 --> 02:09:00,239
That feels good for for Cheddy,

3580
02:08:57,599 --> 02:09:04,159
right? That feels exactly like Cheddar.

3581
02:09:00,239 --> 02:09:06,560
Yes. And then uh Rock has won a couple

3582
02:09:04,159 --> 02:09:08,239
of awards for his cheese making at this

3583
02:09:06,560 --> 02:09:11,280
point. And so all of like the

3584
02:09:08,239 --> 02:09:13,920
homesteaders and cottage corers come for

3585
02:09:11,280 --> 02:09:15,840
paid lessons to learn how to make cheese

3586
02:09:13,920 --> 02:09:17,280
there. And so like they all just are

3587
02:09:15,840 --> 02:09:19,599
living this happy life. And then there's

3588
02:09:17,280 --> 02:09:20,639
like another long gratuitous sex scene

3589
02:09:19,599 --> 02:09:22,320
that I was like, "Yeah, I get it." And

3590
02:09:20,639 --> 02:09:23,119
it's at the end of the epilogue.

3591
02:09:22,320 --> 02:09:25,679
Sure.

3592
02:09:23,119 --> 02:09:27,920
Sex, man. She She probably sneezes

3593
02:09:25,679 --> 02:09:30,320
again. Um I

3594
02:09:27,920 --> 02:09:32,800
love that for them.

3595
02:09:30,320 --> 02:09:35,760
What a delightful journey.

3596
02:09:32,800 --> 02:09:36,639
It is far more than we anticipated.

3597
02:09:35,760 --> 02:09:38,239
Yes.

3598
02:09:36,639 --> 02:09:40,639
So fun though.

3599
02:09:38,239 --> 02:09:42,560
Yes. I'm like, "Oh." Oh, and at one

3600
02:09:40,639 --> 02:09:44,000
point in the epilogue, like she sees her

3601
02:09:42,560 --> 02:09:45,440
mom is calling her and she's like, "And

3602
02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:47,440
I don't have to answer. Like, she

3603
02:09:45,440 --> 02:09:48,880
doesn't have a right to all of my time,

3604
02:09:47,440 --> 02:09:50,480
and I'm allowed to hold boundaries that

3605
02:09:48,880 --> 02:09:51,599
I've been working on with my therapist."

3606
02:09:50,480 --> 02:09:53,360
Yeah, you are, Violet.

3607
02:09:51,599 --> 02:09:53,679
Like, hell yeah, Violet.

3608
02:09:53,360 --> 02:09:55,520
Yes.

3609
02:09:53,679 --> 02:09:57,199
Good for you, babe.

3610
02:09:55,520 --> 02:09:57,840
It's so sweet and wholesome.

3611
02:09:57,199 --> 02:10:00,800
So nice.

3612
02:09:57,840 --> 02:10:03,440
I know. Yeah. So, thanks for going on.

3613
02:10:00,800 --> 02:10:05,679
Oh, and they renamed the shop Why Not

3614
02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:08,000
Cheese?

3615
02:10:05,679 --> 02:10:10,000
Why Not Cheese? I like that I have to

3616
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:10,719
say it multiple ways with a question

3617
02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:11,920
mark.

3618
02:10:10,719 --> 02:10:14,719
Why Not cheese?

3619
02:10:11,920 --> 02:10:17,119
Why Not cheese?

3620
02:10:14,719 --> 02:10:17,679
Oh, so lovely.

3621
02:10:17,119 --> 02:10:19,119
Um,

3622
02:10:17,679 --> 02:10:19,599
shocking.

3623
02:10:19,119 --> 02:10:21,440
Yeah,

3624
02:10:19,599 --> 02:10:21,840
and I enjoyed it.

3625
02:10:21,440 --> 02:10:23,520
Yes,

3626
02:10:21,840 --> 02:10:24,880
I might have to check out more of Ellen

3627
02:10:23,520 --> 02:10:26,320
Mint.

3628
02:10:24,880 --> 02:10:27,840
Yeah, there are more. I haven't read

3629
02:10:26,320 --> 02:10:28,800
more, but there are more. And I might

3630
02:10:27,840 --> 02:10:30,719
need to as well.

3631
02:10:28,800 --> 02:10:34,079
Yeah. So, what is our rating scale?

3632
02:10:30,719 --> 02:10:36,320
Cheese wheels, fondue pots.

3633
02:10:34,079 --> 02:10:39,280
We could go with fondue pots. Or are we

3634
02:10:36,320 --> 02:10:40,880
going with 36 lb cheese wheels?

3635
02:10:39,280 --> 02:10:44,159
How many pounds of cheese?

3636
02:10:40,880 --> 02:10:46,480
How many pounds out of a 36B cheese

3637
02:10:44,159 --> 02:10:47,679
wheel? How many pounds do you give this

3638
02:10:46,480 --> 02:10:50,679
book?

3639
02:10:47,679 --> 02:10:50,679
Um,

3640
02:10:52,000 --> 02:10:53,679
30.

3641
02:10:52,960 --> 02:10:55,679
Wow.

3642
02:10:53,679 --> 02:10:58,719
It's okay. I get it.

3643
02:10:55,679 --> 02:11:00,800
Yeah. like for all of the

3644
02:10:58,719 --> 02:11:02,719
smut that we like

3645
02:11:00,800 --> 02:11:05,760
there were so many layers. This was so

3646
02:11:02,719 --> 02:11:08,000
much more wholesome than I expected.

3647
02:11:05,760 --> 02:11:09,280
Um cuz also like what I likely didn't

3648
02:11:08,000 --> 02:11:12,000
capture is that

3649
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:14,079
like Cheddy speaks like a knight. Like

3650
02:11:12,000 --> 02:11:16,159
Cam speak like the way in which they

3651
02:11:14,079 --> 02:11:18,320
speak is very true to the era that

3652
02:11:16,159 --> 02:11:21,280
they're from which is very endearing as

3653
02:11:18,320 --> 02:11:23,760
well. Um, and I know we said it before,

3654
02:11:21,280 --> 02:11:25,199
I like Well, there were parts with like

3655
02:11:23,760 --> 02:11:27,119
mental illness that were like really

3656
02:11:25,199 --> 02:11:30,000
difficult to listen to. Oh, cuz even

3657
02:11:27,119 --> 02:11:32,239
like when everyone was watching Violet

3658
02:11:30,000 --> 02:11:34,000
and her mom have that fight, her mom's

3659
02:11:32,239 --> 02:11:35,119
like, "Don't listen to her. She's

3660
02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:36,239
mentally ill."

3661
02:11:35,119 --> 02:11:40,239
Jesus Christ.

3662
02:11:36,239 --> 02:11:41,440
Yes. Like my jaw was on the floor.

3663
02:11:40,239 --> 02:11:42,960
And once again, I was like, I get the

3664
02:11:41,440 --> 02:11:46,079
point you're making. I could have had it

3665
02:11:42,960 --> 02:11:47,199
rained in a little. Um, but no, like it

3666
02:11:46,079 --> 02:11:49,840
was a delight.

3667
02:11:47,199 --> 02:11:51,119
Yeah. Also

3668
02:11:49,840 --> 02:11:52,880
lovely.

3669
02:11:51,119 --> 02:11:53,440
Do you remember Monty Python?

3670
02:11:52,880 --> 02:11:55,119
Of course.

3671
02:11:53,440 --> 02:11:57,199
Yeah, of course you do. Um, they had an

3672
02:11:55,119 --> 02:11:58,560
old skit called The Cheese Shop.

3673
02:11:57,199 --> 02:12:00,560
I don't recall that one.

3674
02:11:58,560 --> 02:12:04,000
The only reason I recall it is because

3675
02:12:00,560 --> 02:12:07,199
my father memorized the entire script.

3676
02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:10,719
And on like our morning ride to school,

3677
02:12:07,199 --> 02:12:11,119
he would do the entire cheese shop skit.

3678
02:12:10,719 --> 02:12:12,800
Wow.

3679
02:12:11,119 --> 02:12:13,520
Both parts for us.

3680
02:12:12,800 --> 02:12:16,719
Wow.

3681
02:12:13,520 --> 02:12:18,639
Yes. Um, and so it was fun. Like all of

3682
02:12:16,719 --> 02:12:20,800
the different like chapter titles being

3683
02:12:18,639 --> 02:12:22,400
a different cheese pun. Like yeah,

3684
02:12:20,800 --> 02:12:24,320
thoroughly enjoyed it. I'm gonna give it

3685
02:12:22,400 --> 02:12:24,719
30 out of 36 lb.

3686
02:12:24,320 --> 02:12:29,440
Hell yeah.

3687
02:12:24,719 --> 02:12:30,159
Of a 36 lb 20 year aged cheddar wheel.

3688
02:12:29,440 --> 02:12:31,760
And I love it.

3689
02:12:30,159 --> 02:12:34,560
I don't think I worded that properly, so

3690
02:12:31,760 --> 02:12:36,159
don't come at me. Cheese mongers.

3691
02:12:34,560 --> 02:12:38,480
I don't know that that's our target

3692
02:12:36,159 --> 02:12:40,239
demographic. I would I would be curious

3693
02:12:38,480 --> 02:12:40,719
to know how many cheese mongers are

3694
02:12:40,239 --> 02:12:42,560
listening.

3695
02:12:40,719 --> 02:12:45,440
Listen, this episode might might give us

3696
02:12:42,560 --> 02:12:49,280
some crossover. Hey. Hey. All right. Let

3697
02:12:45,440 --> 02:12:51,360
us know how many pounds of cheese you

3698
02:12:49,280 --> 02:12:53,840
would rate this. Don't forget to like,

3699
02:12:51,360 --> 02:12:56,079
subscribe, let us uh what you Why are

3700
02:12:53,840 --> 02:12:58,079
words so hard today? Let us know what

3701
02:12:56,079 --> 02:13:00,560
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3702
02:12:58,079 --> 02:13:03,040
always looking for new recommendations.

3703
02:13:00,560 --> 02:13:04,880
Um cuz you're like may maybe you're here

3704
02:13:03,040 --> 02:13:06,079
for cheese shifters. Maybe you're like I

3705
02:13:04,880 --> 02:13:07,440
would like something else. If you want

3706
02:13:06,079 --> 02:13:09,440
something else, tell us what you want.

3707
02:13:07,440 --> 02:13:11,119
We'll try. If you want more of this,

3708
02:13:09,440 --> 02:13:12,239
share your Rex

3709
02:13:11,119 --> 02:13:14,480
either way. Yeah.

3710
02:13:12,239 --> 02:13:16,000
Yeah. We're here for a good time and for

3711
02:13:14,480 --> 02:13:17,840
a long time. Hell yeah.

3712
02:13:16,000 --> 02:13:20,960
Hey. All right. See you next time, smut

3713
02:13:17,840 --> 02:13:22,880
[ __ ] Bye, smart puppies.

3714
02:13:20,960 --> 02:13:26,159
Well, that's it for this week, smut

3715
02:13:22,880 --> 02:13:29,199
[ __ ] We hope it was good for you, cuz

3716
02:13:26,159 --> 02:13:31,280
it sure was great for us. If you're

3717
02:13:29,199 --> 02:13:33,360
digging what we're doing, it would mean

3718
02:13:31,280 --> 02:13:35,119
a lot if you'd take a minute to rate and

3719
02:13:33,360 --> 02:13:38,000
review the show wherever you're

3720
02:13:35,119 --> 02:13:41,360
listening right now. Maybe tell that

3721
02:13:38,000 --> 02:13:44,960
sexy someone to lend us an ear. We love

3722
02:13:41,360 --> 02:13:50,040
you. We appreciate you and we'll see you

3723
02:13:44,960 --> 02:13:50,040
next week. Stay spotty.