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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to another beardless dickless me. I'm Kevin

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Speaker 1: Smith and Quinn Smith. Where his father Dave would put.

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Speaker 2: It, Bess, I like that way better, and.

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Speaker 1: I'll pass out right after requires so much direpen. Right

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Speaker 1: before we went, the kid got uber excited. I was suggesting,

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Speaker 1: she moved very quickly, and the BDM T shirt market,

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Speaker 1: the beardless dickless me, the fucking shock in the face BDM.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, where's he?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Oh, excuse me, pussy beardless dickless, here is your fucking program.

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Speaker 1: So last week we were talking about T shirts. I

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Speaker 1: was saying, just before we went, we were upstairs talking

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Speaker 1: to her mother, my wife, Jennifer, and you know, we

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Speaker 1: were talking about T shirts. She didn't seem very impressed

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Speaker 3: She didn't And I was like, you don't listen to

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Speaker 3: the show. You don't get it.

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Speaker 1: She's not the market.

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Speaker 3: You don't fucking get it.

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Speaker 1: What not for nothing? But she ain't been the market

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Speaker 1: for twenty five fucking years. She's the wife. She in

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Speaker 1: the market. She don't buy this ship. She likes me,

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Speaker 1: me and the nails back. She likes me, but she's

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Speaker 1: not what I would call a Kevin smith name.

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Speaker 3: Is this something we should talk about here.

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Speaker 1: Or I've talked about publicly for you? But that's what

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Speaker 1: it's about on stages where people like ha haha, like

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Speaker 1: laugh at my pain. But that just means that she's

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Speaker 1: not the one to gauge the T shirt.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't care what she says.

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Speaker 1: You want to go to therapy gain.

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Speaker 3: The Father Dave record? Yes, wow, I just grabbed that

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Speaker 1: This that's tilted so that the lights not there, you

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Speaker 3: Now it's got the other one father day of record

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Speaker 3: on a shirt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Everything. I don't even fucking care.

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Speaker 1: How powerful is rendition of Mother of Mine was?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So that's one of the T shirts because, as we

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Speaker 1: pointed out last week, I don't think Father Dave's around,

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Speaker 1: and if he is, he ain't gonna get no fucking

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Speaker 1: trade war with you.

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Speaker 3: I forgive his family might come come after me.

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Speaker 1: Family, what his children? He's a fucking priest. There are

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Speaker 1: no heirrors. It all died with Father Dave. Perfect.

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Speaker 3: I can take it all.

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Speaker 1: It's perfect name for the episode. It all died with

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Speaker 1: Father Dave. All right, So that's one T shirt. Now,

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Speaker 1: we were talking in last week about the kid doing

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Speaker 1: a you know, weepy John Proctor T shirt from a

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Speaker 1: photo that I took with Olivia.

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Speaker 3: We talked about it last week and also every week before.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course, but as a T shirt that

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Speaker 1: you know, give me back my name woman, the woman.

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Speaker 3: Is much smaller. It's like, get me name woman, and

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Speaker 3: then the woman is like ten sizes smaller, figger.

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Speaker 1: It always is in our version. It's always bigger. Give

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't make it smaller. The only question is the

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Speaker 3: We agreed on this.

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Speaker 1: I know. But it's also funnier for most people if

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Speaker 3: We should have people vote, sure, all three listeners will

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Speaker 3: be like, do you want?

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Speaker 1: All right? So Harley went dumpster diving in her phone

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Speaker 1: for some photos because she didn't I had the one

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Speaker 3: you hold it up. I'll hold up.

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Speaker 1: And if you're if you're watching the show at that

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith Club dot com, you.

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Speaker 3: Get the honor and pleasure.

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Speaker 1: You know what I did just sidebar. So, I was

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Speaker 3: Really I did?

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Speaker 1: Was it yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Was it fun today?

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Speaker 1: Yesterday? Yeah? But there were so many ads, like it was.

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Speaker 1: the bake Kevinsmith Club dot com, there's a no ads

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Speaker 1: version of the show plus the video versions.

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Speaker 3: But also you just listen to it at iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: Sure, sure, but not everyone's got a few bucks to

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Speaker 1: do you love burgers eating meat? Is? No? There no,

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, I applaud that, but that is why we're poor.

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Speaker 1: We will never be able to pull ourselves out of

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Speaker 1: the whole since COVID singing for our supper is never

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Speaker 1: gonna work. Because Daniel did not tell me there were

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Speaker 3: Number one Daniel's gonna ask us to cut this out.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, you ain't gone out with me

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Speaker 1: She's excellent. I was like, go teller, she'll love it,

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Speaker 1: so why was I telling you I'm super famous?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, you're watching the show physical comedy going on?

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Speaker 1: All right, Let's see these images that can be on

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Speaker 1: Show how about you? Text? Them, and then I can

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Speaker 3: That's the description. That's going to be the description for everybody.

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Speaker 3: You, No, not enough tears. Okay, well you need you.

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Speaker 1: Bro. If this give me my name.

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Speaker 3: You're not even you're not prepared. That's Gabby, Gabby woman,

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Speaker 1: Question, wanted your name back from my wife. There you go.

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never wanted to see three dots come

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Speaker 1: up more in my life.

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Speaker 1: She was well number one. Wait she's gramming you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's Grammy.

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Speaker 1: When did that happen? Just like this year? Yeah? Please

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Speaker 3: If you would just zoom into the the sheer horror

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Speaker 3: and panic that John Proctor is experiencing in this moment.

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Speaker 1: That is kind of like, don't she want my name?

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Speaker 3: She might? All right, all right, here we are. This

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Speaker 1: This one is getting ever closer kids to the Oh,

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's about to be the time.

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Speaker 1: Because sometimes are you farting? What someone here? I would

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Speaker 1: It ain't someone it is Lucky, Lucky audibly farting. Last night.

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Speaker 3: I don't know before you said that. Really, it's really

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like that guy.

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Speaker 3: Oh no the sides, oh as me as John Proctor.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, given't give me your bag, your fucking name.

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Speaker 1: There is there a dad in the Cruci, a dad

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Speaker 1: the boldest jet. Mailer would spin in his grave had

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Mailer is dead.

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Speaker 1: He's got to be again. Bro, you were John Proctor

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Speaker 1: and you can't confirm that. Who's Norman Baylor fucking wrote

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Speaker 1: Did he? Who? I just got you?

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Speaker 3: Some other guy, Henry somebody? Dude, it's literally Arthur Miller.

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Speaker 1: Let me see.

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Speaker 3: Don't try to fucking make me stupid.

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Speaker 1: Who did I say, bro?

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Speaker 1: What did I say? Bitch? I mean, but I'm not

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Speaker 1: Norman? No, mail not write the Crucible? Wow?

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Speaker 3: I just hit myself when I did on my job.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing. Yeah, my bad.

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Speaker 1: Well you know what I pulled and then I provided

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Speaker 3: because you said that, and I was like, this sounds

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Speaker 1: And then I was like Norman Mailer, Arthur Miller. I

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, it's a matter of culture that

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Speaker 3: Like one one quantity yet one?

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Speaker 1: Someone bought the large and it's gone, and I show

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Speaker 3: Who would buy me? As John Proctor, Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: I feel like you need to print quantity one.

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Speaker 3: There's no way there's I would I would. I don't

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, this version where you don't even have

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Speaker 1: tiny little piece of that. But if you have the

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Speaker 3: Letters, right letters. Anyways, I was in a really I

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Speaker 1: Not YouTube, you Instagram? How many subscribers do you have?

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Speaker 3: I created like a chat chat room. Okay, it has

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Speaker 1: Oh so it's like cheesecake shop.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, where they on my page?

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Speaker 3: I know I would love to take people's money, to

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Speaker 1: What's stopping you?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that is fun, really wet everybody. No,

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Speaker 3: And I have been in many of yours. But I

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Speaker 3: It's like someone simping for you. Yeah. I've been like

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Speaker 1: Well, let's hear.

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Speaker 1: I mean absolutely all, like it's your page, and if

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Speaker 3: But I literally said around which ma laughs.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I was like see everyone.

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Speaker 3: Yes, God, And then it was that, I mean.

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Speaker 1: I mean, way to put it on Front Street?

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Speaker 3: Just absolutely putting it on Front Street.

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Speaker 1: Just I guess the moment you show the game's over,

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Speaker 1: I guess the game's over. What about side boot count?

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Speaker 1: Not to this person, I guess, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Full nipple, it's actually.

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Speaker 1: Move She's trying to make it feel good. Is just

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Speaker 1: too She's so complex, she gives really good pits. Wait

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Speaker 1: what all right? What what is the figure at which

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Speaker 3: We're not talking about this one that's this rude, We're

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Speaker 1: Fair enough? What's I got to of it? What is

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Speaker 1: the what is the starting in a million? What's the lowest?

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to say because then fucking people are

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Speaker 3: you right?

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Speaker 1: So less than five hundred thousand, because I'm saying five

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Speaker 1: hundred six fingers half a million dollars, I mean, yeah,

443
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: that's the lowest. Or you're like, I would do it

444
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: for that one hundred grand?

445
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: One yeah, one hundred grand. I want one hundred grand

446
00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 3: real bad. I can do a lot of things without money.

447
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 1: Ten thousand, No, fifty thousand, sure, fifty thousand, so that's

448
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 1: your base? Sure?

449
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah for one nipple?

450
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: Why are we one hundred thousand for two nipples?

451
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 3: Appropriate?

452
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: Seventy five grand?

453
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 3: You're such a strange person. You're such a strange person.

454
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 1: I don't know where your limits are. I'm glad to

455
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:27,880
Speaker 1: know that you got it.

456
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,120
Speaker 3: Thanks fifty What about you?

457
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: Nine grand? Oh? They want to see one of my nipples?

458
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: T eight dollars?

459
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 3: It would be harder, wouldn't you wouldn't. I've only seen

460
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 3: you like without your shirt one time.

461
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: I think because you don't have half a million dollars.

462
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 3: Because I don't exactly, so that must be your number.

463
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 3: That is my number, half a million?

464
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, fifty okay, respectable? All right. I know as a parent,

465
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: I should be like, there's no amount of money.

466
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 3: But if somebody's s anding me fifty thousand dollars, whatever, bro, I.

467
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 1: Mean, that's they didn't even pay.

468
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 3: I got a mortgage.

469
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 1: I got that Back in the day when they took

470
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: like photos and stuff like that, that was a pretty

471
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: substantial number.

472
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 3: Listen, a girl's gotta eat, and it's hard dimes out

473
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 3: there and she.

474
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 1: Ate period.

475
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 3: Times be tough.

476
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,720
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this or not, but

477
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: this is the time of year where we got too

478
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: gat two ass the Lord blessing Thanksgiving Carol.

479
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 3: I didn't know there was a Carol for Thanksgiving.

480
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: Over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house

481
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Speaker 1: we go.

482
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 3: Another one sounds like fucking Hansel and Gruttel.

483
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: They were children that were going to be eating alive,

484
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:57,959
Speaker 1: baked alive.

485
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, through the wood.

486
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of things happened in the woods. You

487
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: think everything crosses over and ship like that.

488
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. I find your Carol fucking creepy.

489
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 1: I think you've got a steven sonha. I'm kind of

490
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: mind because you're putting every fairy tale in the woods

491
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: at once.

492
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 3: You should wear this ring.

493
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: Into the woods, into the This is.

494
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: Maybe an ego to score ring to wear, but my

495
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 3: best friend gave it to me. It says I love Harley.

496
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: You wear a ring that says I love hard.

497
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 3: My best friend gave it to a constant.

498
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 1: Reminder of one. Why I have to look at it

499
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: and you're.

500
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 3: Like, I left Hardy put it on.

501
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: No way, I'll try look at it's not even a

502
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: fit of my pinky.

503
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, except it does.

504
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: I mean it's it shouldn't go down to the next

505
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: it could stay there.

506
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: Put it on. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah No And ring

507
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 3: combo now and ring combo combo.

508
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: People are on fucking Spotify on the iHeart Network going

509
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: like I just sit through eight commercials to hear about

510
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: a fucking ring and a pinky. I can't see that.

511
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith clothes, You got a ring, guy? I only

512
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: wear the wedding. I never ever see me with other jewelry.

513
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 3: No, you're not a jewelry type of guy. But you

514
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 3: are a pin guy. You're not a jewelry guy. You're

515
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 3: an accessories guy.

516
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: I believe in flair, Yes, I would say so good.

517
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: Flare that kind of like states where I am in

518
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: the world. You know, like, I'm wearing this movie fucking

519
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: movie you got.

520
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 3: Do you have any connections to the Magic Castle?

521
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: No other than Pauldiney had all the connects there, So

522
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess technically I do have.

523
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 3: A connect Remember when you couldn't.

524
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: Go Yeah, I showed up and they're like, yeah, you

525
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: put on pants. I was like yeah right, They're like no, seriously, I.

526
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 3: Was like, uh, would you put on pants to go

527
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 3: to the magic?

528
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 1: I don't believe in magic? If I have to wear

529
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: pants mad at this place going out to the day

530
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: shorts gets Yeah, I don't.

531
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 3: Would you wear pants to go?

532
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I got pair of if they'll let me in,

533
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me in.

534
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 3: No, you can't wear jeans.

535
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 1: So no, I don't have pants. I'm not even like

536
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: being up to so I just don't own a pair

537
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: of pants.

538
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,520
Speaker 3: Would you get a pair of pants?

539
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 1: No? Buy a pair of pants to go to a place?

540
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: The pants I could do that.

541
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 3: What about the pants you're wearing?

542
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: Now? These are fucking long Johns. You think they're gonna

543
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: let me into these? They won't let me in? The jeans, Yeah,

544
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: it's a look because are my formal long jobs. Hold on,

545
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: we'll check they're not jeans. I mean it's true, they're

546
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 1: not sure. Policy says no jeans, no shorts, but it

547
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 1: doesn't say no long job. But they might be like

548
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: no underwear you gotta put or outerwear over it because

549
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: these would be considered Yeah, technically, I mean I'm making

550
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: them work because like fucking pants, because it's a little

551
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: bit chilly, and when I say chili, it was like

552
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 1: sixty eight today.

553
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 3: It was really it was really chilly.

554
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,239
Speaker 1: It was pretty fucking chili in Salt Lake City like

555
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: and then in Denver as well. Oh, my lord, in

556
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: Denver when you when you perform the comedy works, they

557
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,479
Speaker 1: have an apartment. Oh yes, so they put you up,

558
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: which is awesome. And the apartment is like really fun

559
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: and it has a video game like a Kiosk style

560
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: eighty stuff and has multiple games on it. And the

561
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 1: game that your mother.

562
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 3: Played in her youth, Gallago, was on.

563
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: So I saw fifty three year old Jennifer Schwalbach revert

564
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: to eleven twelve year old Jennifer Schwalbach at the roller

565
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: rank trying to play the game while she was wearing

566
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: her skate stuff.

567
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: Oh that's cute.

568
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 1: She was. She played for like at one point I left,

569
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: came back like an hour and a half later, she

570
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: was still in front of the game.

571
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 4: Not a bad idea, good idea. Actually, Remember when you

572
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 4: were talking about getting games for the living room too,

573
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 4: so fu empty.

574
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: We might as well fill it up with it. We

575
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: should turn into an arcade and sell tickets.

576
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 3: Remember when you supposedly got me an arcade game and

577
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 3: it never came.

578
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, still life. I never showed up.

579
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 3: I never showed up.

580
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: I put money down on that too.

581
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. If

582
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: someone could recognize what game we're talking about from our

583
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 3: from ourseling boo, put money.

584
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: This is a So there's an old story. I'll tell

585
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 1: you afterwards there. You might recognize it if you went

586
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: to Castle Park or if they had existed other places,

587
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: another place, and I would imagine probably Seaside Heights like

588
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: someone had one.

589
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 3: It was a dinosaur themed game where you what's this

590
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 3: called when you pull this back.

591
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: A gun? No, like an sst car brush?

592
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 3: What?

593
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: No?

594
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 3: The thing you put the ball on and then you

595
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 3: pulled out like a lever and then it made it jump.

596
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.

597
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: It did have a catapultsers. It basically you roll in

598
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: and you got to aim them at like fucking moving

599
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: targets and ship.

600
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 3: It was awesome.

601
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 1: The only good thing I'll say about it not showing

602
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,760
Speaker 1: up is the fact that you have nowhere to put it. Nowhere.

603
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 1: It couldn't live with you anymore, or you would have

604
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: to sleep around the machine and all night long. It

605
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: was like poo.

606
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 3: Pooing to the game.

607
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 1: And then Nick was like, that's a good beat. Man.

608
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: Hold on, he gets shred Is he that guy he

609
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: shreds my guitar?

610
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, my other band.

611
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: Of the band, of the band is tired and his

612
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: eyes are growing old. You know that song. But his

613
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: blood runs through my instrument and this hot is in

614
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: my soul. Not hip imitate the man. I'm just a

615
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: living man movie to the lead. The band's like a

616
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 1: seventy song. You wouldn't know it. Wow, But Nick is

617
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: the leader of your band?

618
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 3: I don't. I wouldn't say there's a leader of the

619
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,439
Speaker 3: bands who.

620
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 1: Writes the music all of us. You write, You write

621
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: the guitar.

622
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 3: No, do you write the lyrics and the melodies?

623
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean the melodies?

624
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 3: The way my voice sounds? But what do you mean

625
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: like the singing part is right?

626
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,280
Speaker 1: So you write and you sing, yeah, right.

627
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,279
Speaker 3: And they write and they play.

628
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: But they're in the band.

629
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, they write a physical band.

630
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,959
Speaker 1: Like without them, they are the they're the band.

631
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 3: We we are the band.

632
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 1: But you're not playing an instrument. No, but you could,

633
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: I could, but you don't want to play an instrument. No,

634
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 1: because you don't want to be in the band. The

635
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: band has instruments, so writing and singing, yeah, of course

636
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: that counts as being part of the band. Like what's

637
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: her name, Gwen Stefani, She's in no doubt? Does she

638
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:57,800
Speaker 1: play an instrument? No doubt? Or is she just like

639
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: am just thank you? Does she plan? Not? In no doubt?

640
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:14,479
Speaker 1: So she's and she's fucking no doubt in the band.

641
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: She is the fucking band.

642
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 3: So everybody is the band.

643
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,800
Speaker 1: That has to be a leader of the band. Is

644
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: this like a school of Rocks?

645
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 3: I feel like your knowledge of music comes from school

646
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 3: of rock, and that's the knowledge of what it's like

647
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 3: to be in a band. School of rock.

648
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: I thought later, very well, it's so weird because I

649
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: was thinking about Jack Black today. I thought about school rock,

650
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: but also thought about there's a movie coming out called

651
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: Dear Santa. Have you seen it?

652
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:53,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen a poster.

653
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: So it's about a boy who writes a letter to

654
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: Dear Santa, but he spells it wrong, so it's Dear Satan. Oh.

655
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: Is that the lawyer winds up in Jack Black's hands

656
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: and then he becomes a kid's friend. He's like trying

657
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: to lure him, you know, off the good path and

658
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: ship like that. Oh god, I mean it's a fucking

659
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: kids movie, so it is. Yeah. So, but my point

660
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: was like that that mug equally is offensive to be

661
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 1: like Jack Black is Satan and he got a letter

662
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: that said Santa, but now he's gonna tempt this little boy.

663
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: Like it would be that ludicrous if like you saw

664
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: that trailer and you were like, that is true Leader and.

665
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 3: Baby, we would straight as.

666
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: Oh ship, what is the rest.

667
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 3: Of the song.

668
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 5: But we were stuck in a dumb days and then

669
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Speaker 5: the magic Man and come my way out, magic Man. Dude,

670
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 5: Now what magic Man say? Please have the attention of

671
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Speaker 5: the class.

672
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: Today's ask signmn.

673
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: Kids are as.

674
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: That movie's amazing.

675
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: It's everything. Really, That's definitely in my top five movies

676
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 3: of all time.

677
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: When do you think they go back and do school.

678
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 3: Of honestly, because all the kids are growing touch it.

679
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 3: Come on, you don't touch it.

680
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: Totally go back. He's viable. What's her name is became

681
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: fucking she had a hope, She had two hole shows.

682
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 3: And then she sung a very impactful song for us

683
00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: as well.

684
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 1: She did, but uh and one of the kids died

685
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 1: I think I read but all about it. I've seen

686
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: pictures of them, Like, you know, two of them got married,

687
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: did you know that? Really? Yeah? So the one little

688
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: girl who's like the blonde girl.

689
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 3: Who is like yeah, yeah yeah, and.

690
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 1: Dude who was I guess he was like a little

691
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: pudgeard who ran the fucking Yeah, I got married and

692
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: they're fucking adorable.

693
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 3: Both of your actions for them shows you.

694
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: That I fucking saw and I saw it too, I

695
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: remember that performances. Yes, that's a huge, you know, fucking

696
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: shout out to their work that it impacted so much

697
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: so that twenty years plus later, I've seen that movie.

698
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: In a minute, I could still do both parts. We

699
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: live our coming soon just Moecastle Cinema. School of Rock,

700
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: a one man show. Kevin Smith, are you doing Jack Black?

701
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: Was like, no, I'm doing that little blonde girl and

702
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing a little budget kid who ran the fucking optics.

703
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: I think you'll remember it goes a little something like this,

704
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 1: like that's it. Yeah, I mean, if you want, I

705
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: keep that up for ninety minutes, like it's really more

706
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 1: of an impression. Yeah, you saw this A ticket for

707
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: a full show. Well, we can watch School I mean,

708
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 1: we see how close When those kids do that, I'll

709
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: get up like rocking horn. Oh sh hey man, it's

710
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 1: a nonprofit cinema.

711
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 3: Do that event though.

712
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith present School of Rock.

713
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 3: With a few impressions too.

714
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,319
Speaker 1: It's literally just you could.

715
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 3: I think you could add another one in there.

716
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: Those are the only two that I feel really comfortable covering. Okay,

717
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: Like I think I got those down to science. I mean,

718
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,879
Speaker 1: I can't approach Jack Black. That's you'd need a Jack

719
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: Black level perform. This is the one time I might

720
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: reach out to Jack Black. Like I'm doing a one

721
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: man show. It's on New Jersey and I'm going to

722
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: play the little girl who does this. Little guys like,

723
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: can you play everyone else?

724
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,439
Speaker 3: It's like, hey man, are you okay?

725
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: I met with him years ago. He was very sweet.

726
00:41:58,160 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: We were talking about doing Ranger Day.

727
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 3: He seems awesome.

728
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 1: We were stuck in the Dumb days poop and then

729
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: Magic Man come to town. He done spun Oh yeah, yeah,

730
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: said recesses in session to make five. Now, baby, I'm

731
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: a live but I'm alive. And if you want to

732
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: be the teacher's bad.

733
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 3: The other guy too.

734
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is good I'll start in this

735
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: podcasting cinemas. This too big for that, This is too

736
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 1: good Broadway.

737
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: I see it, I see the vision.

738
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: There's your fucking Thanksgiving edition of Beardless Dickless. No it's not.

739
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: We're still going to passionate ration, or we could do

740
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: What are you thankful for? Because it's thanks that's nice.

741
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: What are you thankful for?

742
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:27,440
Speaker 3: Which is kind of passionate ra is I'm thankful, all passion,

743
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 3: No ration, because I'm not asking what you're Oh yeah,

744
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 3: all passion. I'll be real serious right now. Thank God,

745
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 3: I'm really grateful. Oh my god, was that a fart

746
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 3: or a she's snoring?

747
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: Seconds?

748
00:43:51,719 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 3: Wow, it's THI He's like a hibernating bear.

749
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: Alright, go ahead, what's your What are you thankful for?

750
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a little back up music? Is

751
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: that Thanksgiving music you talk over? You're getting? Its so scary?

752
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: All right?

753
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 3: This Thanksgiving thank this is haunting, This is fucking this.

754
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 3: I'll just do it ready, Okay, all right, this Thanksgiving

755
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 3: I am really it sounds like silent night. I want

756
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 3: your fucking creepy ass Carol here, and are you.

757
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: The Peanuts characters saying in the in the Charlie Brown

758
00:44:54,200 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: Christmas they go and they all inhale real deeply and ship.

759
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 1: So anyway, be no none of this, none of what

760
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 1: I forget.

761
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 3: None of this. You weren't singing anything, all right, I

762
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 3: guess it's happening this Thanksgiving. I am extremely thankful for

763
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 3: all the amazing care that Access Animal Specialty Hospital has

764
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 3: given my sweet baby Cinnamon, and that Cinnamon is still

765
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 3: here with us and is my sweet baby girl.

766
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 6: My lord, you are side you game bus, You're live.

767
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 6: I guess it's less a Thanksgiving song and more of

768
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 6: a yeah, but we always sang it at Thanksgiving.

769
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: Hey man, be thankful. We have a lucky whose farts

770
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: that you smissed so bad. She can't help it.

771
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 3: My cats don't fart.

772
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,839
Speaker 1: Far. I can take a wet rank to the dogs ass,

773
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: which is unnatural, and she'll look at me like and

774
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:11,680
Speaker 1: then when we go to bed that's never happened before

775
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: she's day. I don't think the peoples are supposed to

776
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 1: do that.

777
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 3: I'll give another passion. Okay, something I'm grateful for, so

778
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: the excellent.

779
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 1: Care that was given to your bunny.

780
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 3: But what is the name of the animalst Access Animal

781
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 3: Specialty hospital in Culver City. They have given my baby

782
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 3: girl the best care I could ever ask for. Thank you,

783
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 3: come on your slacking. And then another one. I'm grateful

784
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 3: for the discovery of the television show The Boys, even

785
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: though I'm five seven years late to three years in.

786
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: Three seasons in you finally discussed great show? Isn't it

787
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,320
Speaker 1: fun watch? I?

788
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 3: As you know, Unfortunately I'm a big reality TV person. Yeah,

789
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 3: I don't. Really. There aren't too many shows where I'm like, oh,

790
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 3: I really want to watch this?

791
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: Get too many fiction narratives?

792
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, you do.

793
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: You spend most of your time engaged in reality programming

794
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: and YouTube vlogs, not so much. You don't watch movies

795
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: or watch moon. But so this is something that has

796
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: captured your imagination.

797
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 3: It really hard.

798
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 1: We don't get to watch Real Housewives, Nikki, you don't

799
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:29,280
Speaker 1: like your Boys?

800
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 2: Really gets too naughty.

801
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 3: I love it.

802
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: I love it.

803
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 3: He's such a good actor. It blows my mind. Him

804
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 3: and fucking Butcher are so the whole cast is so amazing.

805
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 3: There is not one three? Oh all right, so you're

806
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 3: apparently aren't there like five seasons or no?

807
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: For some extent I thought there were three. Maybe I'm wrong,

808
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: but I've seen every season in it. It's great. Next season,

809
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: I think is the last though what I think they

810
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: said that's when they're going to end it. Yeah, and

811
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,240
Speaker 1: based on what happens at the end of the current season,

812
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,799
Speaker 1: it's like, well you can see where they're going.

813
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 3: Really, I love it.

814
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna get dark.

815
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 3: It's it's so dark already I can't I can't imagine,

816
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 3: but it's.

817
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: About to get darker. That I like that. Dude. Eric

818
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: Kripkey is a nice guy. Interview the stuff and I

819
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: will always regret not fucking going on the show, and

820
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, man, will you play the director

821
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: that director? Guy has come back multiple times now. To

822
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 1: be fair, that dude's genius. I love watching He's in

823
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 1: a lot of things because he's like, he's a go

824
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 1: to you plug him into anything, and he was in

825
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 1: the the Scorsese picture with fucking Leo Wolf of Wall Streets.

826
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: He's a real good actor. He's one of those actors.

827
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: He's like a Stephen Root where it's like once you

828
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: learn his name, you'll remember forever is glue. They stick

829
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: him in everything. So even though I would have liked

830
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:04,200
Speaker 1: to have been the guy he's I enjoy watching him. Yeah,

831
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: And the only thing I would have brought to it

832
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:08,960
Speaker 1: is if if it was going to be me as

833
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: the director, I would have been like, kind of just

834
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: be Kevin's man instead of playing a part.

835
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 3: That would be that would be funny, that would be funny.

836
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 1: I do dig that Showman. There are very few shows

837
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh, I wish I was on that

838
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: and ship, but that one's one. And they asked without

839
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 1: me even asking. I was God, damn it, No was

840
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: doing something else, so I couldn't. I think we were

841
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 1: in Clerk's three or something, and then what was the

842
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: other show? Letter Kenny? They asked me to be the

843
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: opening of season two or three. I forget, and it

844
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: was after the heart attack, so I couldn't get on

845
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 1: a plane and go. I know, Bro, I know. I

846
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: was thinking about it, like today, why there's something about

847
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:56,760
Speaker 1: a vocal performance? Oh, I was thinking about Bobby moynahan

848
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: had a show that he was doing for Comedy Central

849
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: for a minute where he played like a wallus no

850
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,280
Speaker 1: a man of tea in a zoo, and I played

851
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: a camel named Mark Cammell, And I was like, oh,

852
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: I didn't really you know it just it is just

853
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,879
Speaker 1: me and my voice talking. And you know, I've I've

854
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: been able to be me and be my voice in

855
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,320
Speaker 1: a lot of things. I haven't really had to perform

856
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 1: other than perform as Kevin Smith and stuff, so I'm

857
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: not like a real actor. In those nasty comments when

858
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 1: people were really mad about the mug that I didn't

859
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: fucking create, one of them said that I was a

860
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,839
Speaker 1: washed up actor, and I was so like flattered because

861
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 1: I was like, you think of me as an actor.

862
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 3: You are an actor.

863
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,359
Speaker 1: I'm a writer, director who puts myself in my own ship.

864
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: But this motherfucker in there fucking stab at me like

865
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: made me feel good. I was like, an actor, I

866
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: don't even give a fuck actor. I am clean, So

867
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: I'm washed up. Look for me on my ears mother,

868
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 1: But uh, I don't think of myself as an actor.

869
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 3: You definitely are. You're great when you're like you're like

870
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 3: doing that so excited. No, when it's like can I say,

871
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, can.

872
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:19,959
Speaker 1: Go off Mike, Yeah, okay.

873
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 3: In Logic's movie, you're like the performance when I just

874
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 3: prefer I love when you give a grounded performance. When

875
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 3: you about when I do that long monologue.

876
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, cut out of the movie. Yeah, that was one

877
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: of the first things out. I was begging him to

878
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,959
Speaker 1: cut that, like for because it's pacing in the movie,

879
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: like it's a fine little standalone piece. Which yeah, so

880
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: there's the one scene of us is there, but the

881
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 1: second scene is not.

882
00:51:51,239 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 3: Oh you were so good on it.

883
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,879
Speaker 1: Well, it's just it makes me happy that you even

884
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: thought I was good. So like, that's that's a win

885
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: enough for me, right there.

886
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 3: I love when you give the I can't wait till people.

887
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,800
Speaker 1: See that fucking flick. Man. I watched a little clip

888
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:09,800
Speaker 1: on my phone from Donel Rawlings the day he worked

889
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,920
Speaker 1: he had lived a line that still makes me fucking

890
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,439
Speaker 1: cry to this day and stuff. But yeah, laughing, laughing,

891
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 1: like really funny, logic's done, he's all finished. The movie's

892
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 1: lock Really he did the mix, and so I gotta remember.

893
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: I got to ask JC to to give me a

894
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: copy of it down look because Bobby I was like, hey,

895
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 1: me away, because he was like, it's done, it's finished.

896
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,880
Speaker 1: I see, he goes, jac will give you a pally.

897
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, I look forward to people see. I'm so

898
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: happy for him. It's a fucking fun movie and It's

899
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: so weird because I was knee deep in that movie

900
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: for all of May and June, and then you know,

901
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 1: it moved on, life moved on.

902
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,359
Speaker 3: I can't wait for people to see him act.

903
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: He's great. Yeah, I mean honestly, like, there's nothing the

904
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: dude can't do. Like, he wrote a great script, he

905
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: directed the fucking ship out of the movie, and he's

906
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 1: a wonderful actor in the movie. So yeah, it's that's

907
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 1: one of those things where I'm like, I'm gonna do

908
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 1: next year. It's nice to know that there's that not

909
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: my success, but I get to like kind of hang

910
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: out with him and like, you know, it was something

911
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: that I helped, you produced it, produced it.

912
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 3: Well, well, well then that is something.

913
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: And acted in it. But I am a washed up

914
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: but you are washed up back, which I was like

915
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: washed up was I you know what I did last night?

916
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: And we'll go out on this note stuff because now

917
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: we're over an hour, which means that with the ads,

918
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: it's going to be three hours. I spent time with

919
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: a YouTube clip that is like this is what the

920
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: Internet was made for. In very specifically YouTube, somebody took

921
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: all of the opening credits of every episode of the

922
00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: Love Boat. I know they would do that circle and

923
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 1: then people's faces and before it began, before the boat

924
00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,399
Speaker 1: for the fucking song, like, well, the song was something

925
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,200
Speaker 1: before the course kicked in the boo, before that happened,

926
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: they would show this porthole and they would show you

927
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:08,240
Speaker 1: the whole cast of the guest star. So they lined

928
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 1: up every fucking guest star. Oh my god, and so

929
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: the song just plays over and over again because it's

930
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: like a minute and a half long song. So they

931
00:54:16,360 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: stretch out his twenty nine minute video and I'm only

932
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: at the k's right now. I just say god, because

933
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,520
Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't I got it. I

934
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 1: got this thing, but it is me. And it's a

935
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: series of like people on the way up and people

936
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: on the way down. Nobody at the top of the mountain. Wow,

937
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It's nobody like because of

938
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 1: the Circus seventies eighties, So it's not like Burt Reynolds

939
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 1: never one on the Love Boat. Who else Clin East

940
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: would never went on the fucking love Boat. A lot

941
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: of TV people, like fucking Tom Hanks was on it.

942
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: But while he was while he was on Bosom Buddies,

943
00:54:56,239 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 1: a sitcom and shit. Michael J. Fox was on it

944
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 1: first season in a like family Ties or something like that.

945
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: Before he was Marty McFly. So it is, it's but

946
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: it's I don't know if it'll mean ship to you,

947
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know if it would because it's

948
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: not like your childhood. But as I sat there and

949
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,399
Speaker 1: watched it, I was like, look at all these people.

950
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: And then of course, since I'm so, you know, got

951
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 1: my head up, my own ass, and so he go

952
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:24,880
Speaker 1: centric I put myself in their shoes.

953
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,040
Speaker 3: Well I thought you were going to put yourself in

954
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 3: the porthole.

955
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: I turned a camera because that's what they do. They

956
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 1: cut to them and they're looking away and then they're

957
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: and they do a quick thing that a second. Now

958
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: you can see some motherfuckers like I ain't doing a thing,

959
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 1: so they're just like But then there are some people

960
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: physical comedians. Oh me, I would have been like, oh

961
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: you remember that portal. You'd feel like, I can't wait

962
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: till the rerun of that. I remember that dude did

963
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,280
Speaker 1: a triple take and ship Solah Bob. And they're people

964
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,760
Speaker 1: who are like my equal on the show, like Bob Denver,

965
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: who played Gilligan, which somebody online once said, like, you're

966
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: a modern day Gilligan with your stupid backwards at not

967
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: just that was comfortable too, because I'm like, hey, man

968
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: is famous, and everybody truly, truly aim fucking lower chick.

969
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: Call me Bob Denver, call me Gilligan. I mean, technically

970
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 1: I'm the skipper. They would be Gilligan.

971
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

972
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: But both of them, Bob Denver and Alan Hale, who

973
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 1: played the Skipper, were on the fucking show. So I definitely,

974
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,879
Speaker 1: me and Jay definitely would have been on the love Boat.

975
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: And there were a lot of people whose kids were

976
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: on the love Boat, so Fernando Lamas and his son

977
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,800
Speaker 1: Lorenzo Lamas and the Crosby girl. Well, Bing Crosby himself

978
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,880
Speaker 1: was never on the love Boat, but Mary Crosby and

979
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: fucking Denise Crosby and shit like that.

980
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 3: Wow. So so you're saying I would have a chance.

981
00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm saying, like, I know, fucking like the bane of

982
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 1: your existence is the idea of like bo. But yesterday

983
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,279
Speaker 1: when I was in the bathroom, you know what I

984
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: thought about what Tony Stark as a neo baby, and

985
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,320
Speaker 1: Tony Stark saved the world, so you should wear that

986
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 1: tribe period so anytime. And it was like fucking neo

987
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: baby rocking right out Tony Stark's baby ship.

988
00:57:17,640 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 3: He's say the world, save the world.

989
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,760
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you even people that fucking like hate

990
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 1: you for being you and ship, everyone loves Tony Stark.

991
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody don't love Tony.

992
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 3: You better love Tony Stark.

993
00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: Word as he literally like talks about his dad all

994
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,439
Speaker 1: the time, and shit like, does he got a point?

995
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,439
Speaker 1: All right? I never got to sagodbye him my dad.

996
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: I never got sagobye to my father. There are questions

997
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: I would have asked him. I love that's from Iron Man.

998
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: Gonna cry if I do remember an endgame when he

999
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: sees his dad and he hasn't seen his dad. That

1000
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: is like one of my favorites scenes and cinema history

1001
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: is him and his dad where he's just like, he goes,

1002
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: hopefully she'd be hopefully it's a girl, you know, then

1003
00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 1: there's less of chance she'd be like me. And he's like,

1004
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: what's so wrong with that? He goes, Let's just say

1005
00:58:19,880 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: that what is it?

1006
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 3: The tears are coming up.

1007
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: Let's just say that the common good has rarely outweighed

1008
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: my own self interest. And I never felt more seen

1009
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,440
Speaker 1: in a movie than here about that, which is kind

1010
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: of sad, but at the same time, it's like he

1011
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,880
Speaker 1: was a good He was a good guy literally saved

1012
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,360
Speaker 1: us from the Nazis. I mean, I know this is

1013
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: a movie.

1014
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:44,160
Speaker 3: It starts not real, but can be as real as

1015
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 3: you need him to be.

1016
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: Dad, but Tony like, they go out the side and

1017
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 1: he's like talking about possible names and ship and he said, uh,

1018
00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: he goes, there's nothing my father couldn't teach me, you

1019
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: know that didn't involve a belt or something like that.

1020
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 1: And then Tony goes, I thought my father was hard

1021
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: on he's going, but now all I remember is the

1022
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 1: good stuff. You know, he did drop the occasional pearl.

1023
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: His dad goes like what and Tony says, like the

1024
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: driest wad. He goes and no amount of money has

1025
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 1: ever bought a single second of time and they're literally

1026
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: back in time and he's talking to his dead father.

1027
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: That's like one of the greatest moments to me in

1028
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: cinema history. Is just like he's crying, well, with all

1029
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 1: the money in the world bought him more than a

1030
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 1: second of time. He got to go back in fucking time,

1031
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 1: but didn't buy him his life. Some sizs have to die.

1032
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: That mofucker sacrificed himself.

1033
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 3: He's getting worked off.

1034
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: But yes, I thought about that the toilet, Remember it

1035
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 1: all right? There it is before I break down crying

1036
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: about fucking eyes. Man. Look, some people have their religion.

1037
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 1: I got mine, and yeah, and and all. Religion is

1038
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: a series of fucking inspiring stories.

1039
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 3: Correct, correct, Hey, you ain't hearing You ain't hear anything.

1040
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: There it is because there's your Thanksgiving edition of Beardless

1041
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:29,680
Speaker 1: Stickless Me. Go gather with your family and give thanks Wow.

1042
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 3: Nice, all right, but we're.

1043
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 1: Like do it. Hopefully you have wonderful holidays. Man, we'll

1044
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: see you next week and we'll tell you how our

1045
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:48,560
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1046
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Speaker 3: Subscriptions earlier in the episode.

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01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: There it is for beardless sickles me. I'm Kevin Smith

1049
01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:10,560
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