Greetings most excellent listener!
Ohhh hang on, you’ve got your angry face on….
Yes yes, you have every right to be annoyed – downright irate in fact.
But if you’re gonna blame anybody for the almost-a-year delay between episodes, blame nature….
Steve + Ross went into hibernation last October, and one of the bears in their colony annoyingly (and rather typically) forgot to put the alarm on.
And whilst they’ve both been snoozing and inwardly feasting upon their stored fats and blubber, what a (nearly) 12 months it’s been!
Show Notes
Greetings most excellent listener!
Ohhh hang on, you’ve got your angry face on….
Yes yes, you have every right to be annoyed – downright irate in fact.
But if you’re gonna blame anybody for the almost-a-year delay between episodes, blame nature….
Steve + Ross went into hibernation last October, and one of the bears in their colony annoyingly (and rather typically) forgot to put the alarm on.
And whilst they’ve both been snoozing and inwardly feasting upon their stored fats and blubber, what a (nearly) 12 months it’s been!
Your 19th favourite comedy podcast (depending on which region of the world you live in) returns with a rockyroll news bulletin covering the previous year-ish, full of Van Halen-related updates (and the usual tangent-laden nonsense) that will soar your hearts, drop your jaws and tickle your knees… as we discover:
D TO THE L TO THE R…. IN UNNECESSARY RE-RECORDING SHOCKER!
R TO THE I TO THE P…. TO ONE OF ROCK’S (AND THIS PODCAST’S) MOST LEGENDARY CHARACTERS!!
O TO THE M TO THE G…. AS THE SECRETS OF OSCILLATING POTATOES ARE FINALLY REVEALED!!!
A TO THE N TO THE D…. FOR THE BIGGEST NEWS OF ALL YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO HIT THAT PLAY BUTTON SO ROSS CAN TELL YOU HIMSELF!!!!
As always, thanks galore to you and your patient ears for tuning in once again, dear listener. And we shall endeavour not to wait until the next millennium to record the next one.
Hey give us a review on one of the podcast platforms or drop us a tweet on the Twitters or a message on the Facebooks, and we’ll give you a shout out that will be immortalised on digitally streamed audiotape forever…. or even longer. Sound like a deal? Of course it does.
Waving! We’re waving at you!
Steve + Ross at ATBVH HQ.
P.S Here's that link to the very cool Rolling Stones Article: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/eddie-van-halen-secret-friendship-emails-1367678/
Creators & Guests
Host
Ross Drummond Ⓐ
Corporate Punk. @thejerksto_re @cheapmeat
Host
Stephen Alan Yorke
Comedy Thing: https://t.co/vn2yyWVb0q • VO Thing: @YaketyYakVoices • Arty Thing: @PunkAndThunder / @TheArtfulDandy • EYES FULL OF TINSEL AND FIRE.
What is Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen?
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Van Halen - the definitive guide to all things Van Halen. Join comedy's own Stephen Alan Yorke and Cheap Meat's Ross Drummond as they actually DO talk 'bout everything Van Halen... with a few pointless tangents in between. You'll laugh! You'll cry! Perhaps you'll side with team David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar. And maybe you'll pick up fashion tips from Gary Cherone and his leather waistcoats!