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Speaker 1: Welcome back to beardless, dickless me twenty twenty five. I'm

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith.

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Speaker 2: I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: That's right. We're in the fucking future. Kids, it's happened. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're not. We're in the past recording this.

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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, that's true. We're in the past.

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Speaker 1: We don't even know what twenty twenty five looks like.

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Speaker 3: I hope it's good. I'm really I'm really hoping that.

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Speaker 1: God, that's your fucking move. Hope it's good.

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Speaker 2: I hope it's good.

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Speaker 3: I'm really hoping we're fucked.

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Speaker 1: If that's the case. I thought you were coming with

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Speaker 1: a plan all you came with a hope. Thank god, kid,

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Speaker 1: we spent all months ago we got nothing.

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Speaker 3: Now it's gonna be great.

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Speaker 1: You got to come with a plan. How are you

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Speaker 1: gonna make twenty twenty five thrive?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put out music. I'm gonna write sounds like

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Speaker 2: you do a plan.

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Speaker 3: Write more music.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a plan beyond the plan, And.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to write a script.

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Speaker 1: Oh look at you, that's your twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 2: We got big plans.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what are are you a resolutions person?

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Speaker 2: I am kind of but more just like goals, but

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Speaker 2: that is what resolution?

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Speaker 1: You know, like this is mad newslution.

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Speaker 3: Is that a song?

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Speaker 1: I think so. It's like a radio hit, like fucking

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Speaker 1: that was.

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Speaker 2: I think that.

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Speaker 1: This is my reason. I think it was like on

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Speaker 1: an episode of Donnie Marie or some shit ship, like

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Speaker 1: some variety show where they had to fucking sing about

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Speaker 1: New Year's or resolutions. It stuck with me and what not?

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Speaker 1: Do you have aside from the ones the aforementioned.

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Speaker 3: Mum hum, like more goals?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? There? Do you go from up there? I got

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Speaker 1: goals and goals, goals, goals, all kinds of goals, big goals,

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Speaker 1: little goals, lost goals.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I would love to be like ripped.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to get super.

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Speaker 1: Strong, oh like muscle and ship.

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Speaker 2: Don't say it like that, but yeah, yes, I want

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Speaker 2: to be strong.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know what, You're not wrong to

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Speaker 1: want to be strong. It ain't wrong to be strong. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on, now, Like fucking you see Sidney Sweeney taking

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Speaker 1: a lot of ship online. Yeah, but she's playing a

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Speaker 1: boxer in the movie and she got all like kind

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Speaker 1: of buff cool, and then a bunch of people online

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Speaker 1: were like fucking chill, good, no more. It's like, that's crazy,

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Speaker 1: that's your nuts, that kind of buff because you don't

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Speaker 1: want to do that. Sidney Sween. These boys they like

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Speaker 1: they were ribbandey a little bit, doe. It's just a

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Speaker 1: little bit.

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Speaker 3: Let me take that into it.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what the average American male wants

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Speaker 1: anymore in a world where like online, like the most

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Speaker 1: you know, fucking beautiful women in our business like are

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Speaker 1: picked apart. You know, where somebody can look at a

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Speaker 1: fucking Sidney Sweeney has just been lifting some weights and like.

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Speaker 3: Ew, yeah, insane.

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Speaker 1: I mean I tried, like I really every once in

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Speaker 1: a while I remember that, like I got I put

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Speaker 1: the internet in perspective of the day that somebody called

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Speaker 1: Quenton like the worst filmmaker ever, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 1: I know for a fact he's wanted the best, so

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Speaker 1: like then put through this filter, all the ship is suspect.

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Speaker 3: I have some questions.

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Speaker 1: I mean, good lord, yeah, but yes, I what was

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Speaker 1: my original point? Oh yeah, stay off, booze, Right, what

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Speaker 1: was I talking about? Rambling about? Fucking Yeah, I was

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Speaker 1: not for me.

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Speaker 2: I would love well, you know what, I'm not looking

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Speaker 2: for it.

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Speaker 1: To be for you.

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Speaker 4: It's for me.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you're not looking for it to

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Speaker 1: be for me? I thought everything was for fucking me.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait a second, everything should Yeah wait I'm baffled.

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Speaker 1: Wait so you want to get all muscly and.

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Speaker 3: Ship that would be so cool.

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Speaker 1: I just go to the Hamilton and Terminator too.

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Speaker 5: Sure.

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Speaker 1: They made a big deal about that when that movie

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Speaker 1: came out and was like Joe rip she is. They

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Speaker 1: did news reports man like twenty twenty Lynda Hamilton is ripped?

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Speaker 1: What's what's your fucking excuse? And then they would show

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Speaker 1: her like working out Now she got all fucking ripped

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Speaker 1: for Tea too, she is.

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Speaker 3: She's like, you see how ripped Genesis is? She's so ripped.

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Speaker 1: Not only did I see how ripped Genesis is, that's

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Speaker 1: a lot more Genesis than I ever wanted to Without

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Speaker 1: any warning whatsoever, she didn't have the fucking courtesy to

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Speaker 1: be like, uh bruh. At one point in Linus, I

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Speaker 1: take a shower.

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Speaker 2: Why would she say that?

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Speaker 1: Because we're friends, and it's like, you know, fucking that's weird.

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Speaker 1: She's like a like a like, yeah, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: say she's like a daughter to me, but she's like

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Speaker 1: young enough and like that was just weird. It's like

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Speaker 1: seeing my sister naked.

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Speaker 6: It was just like she's not being said.

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Speaker 1: Though, she's fucking ripped. I mean, I didn't need the

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Speaker 1: shower scene to see how rip but like, fucking she's

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Speaker 1: all throughout the whole thing. Do you want to be

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Speaker 1: like that? Why don't you reach out to her and

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Speaker 1: be like how that happened? And she'd be like, I

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Speaker 1: got paid that fucking tailor shared in money. That's literally

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Speaker 1: is it tie shared? No tailor shared.

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Speaker 2: It's either high Taylor.

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Speaker 1: Because there's another tailor's. It's the year of tailor's eras

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Speaker 1: in Yosemite. Ty Sheridan was in a movie I watched

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Speaker 1: last night called The Order with Jude Law and Journey Smollett.

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Speaker 1: It was on the Oscar.

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Speaker 2: App Oh was it? When are you gonna give me

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Speaker 2: the log into the Oscars tribe?

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Speaker 1: Here's the funny thing. Harley was like, can I you're

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Speaker 1: ac act watch things? And I was like, yeah, just

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Speaker 1: don't tell the fucking academy and they'll take it away

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Speaker 1: from me. So everybody don't tell you the academy. So I

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Speaker 1: gave it to her and then she downloaded the apps

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Speaker 1: you watch on her Apple TV, and I gave her

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Speaker 1: the logins and then there's one, you know, final layer

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Speaker 1: of code, like where they text a number that you

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Speaker 1: have to insert a code and Harley's like, what number

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Speaker 1: is this? I was like, Oh, ask Carol. Carol runs

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Speaker 1: the business. Carol is the best money manager on the planet.

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Speaker 1: Spend with me for like damn near thirty years. But

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Speaker 1: this is how good Carol is. A thing was that

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Speaker 1: fucking shit the you know, the pedal on the bike

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Speaker 1: a peloton? So during COVID hardly got a peloton. When

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Speaker 1: I guess you joined Peloton, like you had to pay

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Speaker 1: like twelve bucks a month. There was a whole year.

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Speaker 1: Carol spent a year trying to cancel the Pelotons wasn't

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Speaker 1: even mine And she would be like Harley, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: this is twelve dollars a.

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Speaker 2: Month and it wasn't you got my account.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get on the kid to cancel this.

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Speaker 2: It was mom's account the whole time. And I kept saying, I,

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Speaker 2: this is not mine. I wish I could help you,

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Speaker 2: but there was.

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Speaker 1: A bill for like four dollars and eighty cents. Carol

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Speaker 1: wanted to reimburst from Harley. Harley was outraged, so Carol

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Speaker 1: spent as with it. I mean, I've you know, the

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Speaker 1: only reason I have any money ever is thanks to

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Speaker 1: Carol because she, you know, fucking takes care of it all.

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Speaker 1: Won't let anybody take advantage of me, even.

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Speaker 2: Even me trying to use your fatex account. I can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't even do that.

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Speaker 1: Harley was like, whose number is this? And I was

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Speaker 1: like Carol, and then that was that the conversation died.

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Speaker 1: She didn't fucking use the oscar app. So if the

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Speaker 1: Academy's listening like, can't get people your oscar aps like,

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Speaker 1: don't worry, don't worry. Yeah, Carol stopped that did Carol

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Speaker 1: did nothing? It just would have taken hardly to be like.

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Speaker 4: Carol, do you have the code that they just sent

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Speaker 4: you that I can insert into.

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Speaker 1: The oscar app? And then Carol had been like, where's

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Speaker 1: my four dollars and eighty fucking cents? She wouldn't say mi,

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Speaker 1: she'd be like, where's your father's four dollars and eighty cents?

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Speaker 1: Hardly could have been like he gave it to me?

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Speaker 1: Where she'd be like, oh no, I didn't get a

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Speaker 1: memo about that me, please have code. So instead of

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Speaker 1: simply asking for the forges of code, hardly just went without.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Now missing all these free movies?

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Speaker 1: Now, man, how you gonna never see nice?

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Speaker 3: I need to see it.

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Speaker 1: That opened today, I really need to see it? All right,

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Speaker 1: New year, mm hmm new opportunities.

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Speaker 2: I'm hoping.

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Speaker 1: Man present one too. Oh Lord, have you given a

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Speaker 1: thought to the world of pageantry being.

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Speaker 2: A miss something, a missed market? Perhaps truly?

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Speaker 1: I think if you were like, like, where are we,

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Speaker 1: uh you know, miss start with miss your hometown, Miss Hollywood,

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Speaker 1: Move on to Miss los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: I scream, Miss Hollywood move Oh my god, look at me,

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Speaker 2: Miss Hollywood, not you.

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Speaker 1: Man, set the standard. Then Miss los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: Then Miss California or or the greater Los Angeles County.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the Southland area. Then Miss Southern California, So cauntaul,

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Speaker 1: how do we miss that? Then Miss California. Okay, Now

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Speaker 1: for all this, you got to remain single. And once

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Speaker 1: you enter the pageant life, that's good ten years of

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Speaker 1: your fucking run. So how old are you right now?

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Speaker 1: Twenty five? That means you're gonna be doing pageants till

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Speaker 1: you're thirty five. You can't get married.

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Speaker 2: Till then I can't even be engaged, but I can't

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Speaker 2: even be with.

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Speaker 1: You can be with him on the slot. You can't

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Speaker 1: be publicly and shit because you got an image.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: You waar to crown the scepter and shit like that.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: And then you know your spokeswoman. You do a lot

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Speaker 1: of this ship right, But what you can't be doing

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Speaker 1: is fucking no boys. You can give the illusion that

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Speaker 1: maybe you can't even do this, but if the audience

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Speaker 1: thinks maybe she sucking a girl, that's okay for some reason.

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Speaker 1: But for Miss America, they're like no dick for a year.

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Speaker 1: I never heard of a Miss America. That's just like

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Speaker 1: me and my boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Bitch, why would I want this scenario?

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Speaker 1: A lot of money?

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Speaker 3: How much?

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Speaker 1: The right question? Finally asking that right question, how much?

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Speaker 1: Let's see is it traditionally Miss America. Let's see what

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Speaker 1: Miss America earns? Like, what the what comes with the prize?

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Speaker 2: So far this deal is not sounding great.

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Speaker 1: Let's see miss what does Miss America make?

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Speaker 2: Is it? Miss America?

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Speaker 5: Kid me?

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Speaker 1: This is like, this is great? What does.

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Speaker 2: Is it.

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Speaker 1: She is? There's a guy named Burt Parks, who the

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Speaker 1: host for years and years.

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Speaker 3: He type like such an old man.

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Speaker 1: One finger right, yeah, but I had to hold the phone.

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Speaker 2: Do you know that Carl has a foundation. It's called

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Speaker 1: Deep core memory. It was just like my grandma was

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Speaker 1: fucking I ain't saying like model of your life on her,

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Speaker 1: We got a camera running on you. What's a how'd

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Speaker 1: Go make something up, Go like the father Dave. No,

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Speaker 1: Like that's when you're like, oh, on that bag.

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Speaker 1: like Andy Warrel said, he predicted this shit. You know that, right, No,

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Speaker 3: Into Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Her, Ah, is it for real? You know that that's

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Speaker 1: Okay, And so we should have called this legend talk to.

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Speaker 2: Dan, are you familiar with the wristler?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I saw him and didn't know about the wrestler

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Speaker 1: as big as the fucking Costco guys. They got a

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Speaker 2: Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Billion lessons?

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Speaker 3: Fuck telling me youays don't have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you really should have fucking.

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Speaker 1: I should have been a creature man.

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Speaker 1: I know. No, I'm not good at short subject. It

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Speaker 2: But the Rizzler, he knows what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Storytelling magician him, the Wrizzler and fucking the Costco guys

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Speaker 1: They were like why are they even bothering with Jimmy

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Speaker 1: So it's like they're they're doing fucking legacy media favor

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Speaker 2: The Rizzler, God, Wriztler is king.

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Speaker 1: In this era. Wow, Wrizzler wants to team up with

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Speaker 2: Oh Wow, whoa, we're taking it there.

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Speaker 1: So you're not getting again, it's only fifty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: So you get to go to the school choice. Well

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Speaker 1: and the Costco guys. Oh my god, every stop you

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Speaker 1: get up talk about the animal. The first Wrizzler gets

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Speaker 1: Then the Costco boys come out and they fucking do

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Speaker 9: We walked up boom, Oh my.

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Speaker 2: That sounds. But it's like a nightmare. Bro.

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Speaker 1: Well you know it's not meant to be pleasant. You

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Speaker 1: gotta pay your dues. But you're getting like your Instagram

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Speaker 2: Bro, you're doing like you got to not really like

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00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 2: what I care about in life.

444
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: Well, we're not done because with so many Instagram followers,

445
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 1: your little Instagram club membership.

446
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 2: Oh bruh, duh, the subscribers.

447
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: That's right. So whatever you got now, time is it

448
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: by ten thousand? Okay, time whatever money comes through by

449
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 1: ten thousand. Dang, that's what I'm saying. That's the power

450
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 1: of the fucking cost code guys, and the Wrizzler and

451
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 1: a little bit by for a year, one year straight.

452
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,160
Speaker 2: And Austin.

453
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 1: Because people have to think that you might marry the

454
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: rizzlerler like the eight Yeah, in their head, they're shipping

455
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 1: you in the Rizzler. They call you, they call you

456
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 1: Hizzler or Raarley Hizzler his wrizzler, Harley in the Rizzlerler.

457
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is gonna be in the relationship.

458
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,920
Speaker 1: What you don't have to fucking even kiss this kid.

459
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 1: You just gotta let the audience. You gotta let the

460
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: audience think that when he grows up you will marry. Look,

461
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,160
Speaker 1: let's be honest, By the time, in one year's time,

462
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: nobody can remember any of this. But for one year,

463
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: you want to feed the narrative a little bit. You

464
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 1: don't even to feed the narry. You just don't have

465
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: to correct the narrative. People like she's gonna wait for

466
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 1: the rizzler and when he's old, when he's legal, they're

467
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 1: gonna get married.

468
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 3: This is the creepiest thing I've ever heard of.

469
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: The reason America thinks it's adorable, they don't think it's

470
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 1: creepy at all.

471
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 2: This is no question, hard pass, the hardest pass I

472
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:13,439
Speaker 2: could pass on.

473
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: Moms like this, I feel like I didn't raise your

474
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,119
Speaker 1: right seem like an instant.

475
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, one year's time.

476
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 3: Huge pass.

477
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: And he's a nice kid, the wrestler like you actually

478
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 1: like hanging out with him. I'm not gonna say like

479
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: slowly fall in love this saint pretty woman for some shit.

480
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 1: But like you do, You're like, legit, You're like it's funny.

481
00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 2: Couldn't pass harder. If I try to spend a lot.

482
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 1: Of time on a bus going from city to city,

483
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: I don't watch and the wrizzler makes the time go by.

484
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: He likes playing Mario Kart with you, and like the

485
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: whole time, he's making funny voices. And he's a kid,

486
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: so he farts a lot, and you think that's hysterical.

487
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: Oh right, I'm telling you, man, And like, and look,

488
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: this wrizzler is making serious money. So he's like, currently,

489
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 1: have you bank me my babysitting? He paye you like

490
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 1: ten ten thousand dollars a week. Just this is the no,

491
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: this is amazing. Ten thousand dollars a week. Hold on

492
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: two weeks in a year, it's like five hundred and

493
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: twenty thousand dollars soever. So this is like when you're

494
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: the president. You get one salary, but then all the

495
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 1: perks that come in and shit, you've got you know,

496
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: the fifty thousand dollars scholarship money going course, of course,

497
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: anytime you think about going to college at age twenty.

498
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 2: Most appealing part it's there for you too late.

499
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: It's that Wristler money that spends Bro five hundred thousand

500
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: dollars for one year, and you're hanging out with a

501
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: kid that you legit like you're fan, and you remain you.

502
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 2: Don't like this. The world thinks I'm gonna be with

503
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: the Wristler.

504
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: I mean again, they'll forget, They're gonna forget twelve years.

505
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, do you remember the first year of

506
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: American Idol you were around for, you were alive, we

507
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 1: didn't watch it, but remember there was like Justin and

508
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: Kelly and they made a whole movie from Justin to Kelly,

509
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 1: and Kelly is like she hosts the show now right,

510
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,879
Speaker 1: like she's yeah, sins thing, She's true. Then there was

511
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 1: a boy with curly hair named Justin who was her equal.

512
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: They both fucking won or she won and he was

513
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: second place or whatever the fuck runner up, and they

514
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,560
Speaker 1: were always inseparable. And now nobody fucking remembers any of that.

515
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: They know her though, because she's currently got a show

516
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: as you and a Rizzler that's me and yeah, like

517
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: for nothing ten years time, nobody remembers the rizzler. But

518
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: you get your own fucking talk show. You're making the

519
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: insane fucking money at age forty five. At age forty.

520
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 3: Five, bro, I don't want a talk show.

521
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: Nobody wants a talk show. But is all boats Well's

522
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: I would love to talk, she would love a talk show.

523
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 1: Just get it for me. Take the talk show and

524
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: like Sam your system. But then like you start calling

525
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 1: out sick every week and I'm taking on three four

526
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: shows a week.

527
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: Oh my dad's gonna have to take over today, right.

528
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, welcome back, everybody, Hardy's sick again. I'm

529
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: sick in any event, Welcome to the Kevin Show, Kevin,

530
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 1: just like I'm so tired of Kevin Show. She turns

531
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: it off, The Kevin Show. I'm telling you this ain't

532
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: a bad thing. Nobody's saying you got to sleep with

533
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: these people.

534
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: It's all.

535
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 3: It's all and no, really, it's all in know.

536
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: See it's that kind of snobbishness, you know that fucking

537
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: number one don't come from me and comes there number two. Wow,

538
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: the look, because I'd be all over this. They have

539
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 1: the boom boys or whatever the fuck the costco kids.

540
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 2: This is this is just your hopes for twenty twenty five.

541
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my I'm projecting my dreams into you. Like

542
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: most parents, I'm like, I failed live out my dreams.

543
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 2: Your dream is to tour with the Wrizzler.

544
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: Means make that fucking to have.

545
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: You could probably tour with the Rizzler.

546
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: I ain't big enough. I'm sure the rizl be like,

547
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: who is this fucking creepy old man and his dad?

548
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe his dad might be like, hey, he made quicks.

549
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 1: I think they're very New York or whatever, so maybe,

550
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,520
Speaker 1: but I doubt it. That guy seems way hup burn

551
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: that shit, so like they wouldn't know him. I ain't

552
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 1: doing them no favors unless they're like, oh, you make

553
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: the movies. We want to make a movie.

554
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, oh my god, can you make

555
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 2: a movie with the Wrizzler?

556
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: I mean, are you flipping the hypothetical on me? Yeah,

557
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: I'll start building it. Let me see, sweeten the pot.

558
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: I can't just leave it there. Oh my god. I

559
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 1: spent twenty minutes building a world, and you're like, would

560
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: you make a movie with the wrestler? Man? All right,

561
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: my nipples get there, get me there.

562
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 2: That's horrible. That's horrible. Okay, So you get to make

563
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 2: a movie with the Rizzler, and it.

564
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: Makes if I drowned because the mic might olious and

565
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: you just first keep drinking and I bu drought.

566
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: He just avoided an accident.

567
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: And you're like, I should have told him. I would

568
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: have loved working with the That's all I wanted to hear.

569
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 2: Here's the here's the thing, all right, you get to

570
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 2: make a movie.

571
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 3: With the Wrizzler.

572
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: You what do you mean I get to well, just

573
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: wait a second, gets to make a movie man.

574
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: That we start there. Yes, no, you're right. Rizzlor's got

575
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: more power. Whizzer's like my Ryan Gosling to my Ruben

576
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,959
Speaker 1: Fleischer on fucking you know it was that Gangland Murders

577
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: whatever that fucking movie was called. He's definitely got the

578
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,959
Speaker 1: upper hand here. If the studio is gonna fire anybody,

579
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna be me. So, yes, you're right, this is

580
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: Wrizzler's movie.

581
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 2: It gross is a billion Oh my god.

582
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: That's all every dream about. But I don't even care

583
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: if it's Wrestler's movie.

584
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 2: The way you get to that, yeah, you have to

585
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 2: stand on a rock in the middle of the ocean.

586
00:31:56,640 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're back out of my God. At

587
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 1: least you're consistent, I mean an answer.

588
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: For five years straight.

589
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: Five Ye. The Whistler is gonna be like twenty eight

590
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 1: by the time I'm done with this labor of hercules.

591
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: That gets me to working with the rizzler.

592
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 3: But you get to make a billion.

593
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: Dollars in five years?

594
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, five years. You're gone out of our lives for

595
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 2: five years because you're too busy standing on the rocks.

596
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: And a little too fucking excitedly. You're gone out of

597
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: our lives for five years, five mercifully pleasant years, quiet years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, No,

598
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: for five fucking years.

599
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: You're gonna pass up a billion dollar grossing film.

600
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: I have no upper body strength. These babies are falling

601
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: into the mouths of sharks. Yes, I'd make five billion,

602
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 1: but I'm forever. Everyone's like, that's the guy's too weak

603
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: to hold five babies in the shark eight fucking four

604
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 1: one and ate the leg off a fifth eight four

605
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: and a quarter babies because he ain't strong.

606
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 2: You're in the middle of a tropical storm, ario, man,

607
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 2: so you have to also hold the babies through a

608
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: tropical storm.

609
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: You're making it harder. Yeah, I already told you I'm

610
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: gonna drop the babies.

611
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean no, do you want the billiona

612
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: or no?

613
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: Wait, but if I dropped the babies, I'm gonna lose

614
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: billion anyway.

615
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 2: No, you just have to live with the fight that

616
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 2: you dropped.

617
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: Them very much. Five billion. I think I can handle that.

618
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 2: You still get it.

619
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: You'd be like, what am I? I didn't I'm a

620
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 1: victim too.

621
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 2: But you know the parents of the babies, and you

622
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: have to tell them that I dropped the baby into

623
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,120
Speaker 2: the mouth of a shark.

624
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 1: Do I get to break off like a billion for them?

625
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 1: Because that would really go a long way towards sat

626
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: and the wound. No, I'm not gonna say the.

627
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 2: Movie grossed a billion, so you're not getting five billion?

628
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: What am I getting?

629
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 5: Umm?

630
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 2: B right, I don't want that one million?

631
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 3: Uh gotta be at least a billion dollars? A honeymal.

632
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 2: A hundred?

633
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: Is that a new figure? Oh? One hundred mili one

634
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars? And what am I doing again?

635
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 2: Standing on a rock in the middle of the ocean,

636
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 2: surrounded by shorts, balancing five babies for five years? And

637
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 2: you can let the babies drop. However, you have to

638
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 2: deliver the news to the parents that you drop their baby.

639
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 1: Did the Rizzler get dropped out of this equation altogether?

640
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 2: No, the Wrizzler stars in your film.

641
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,760
Speaker 1: That I get to make it five fucking years? Yeah,

642
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: when nobody gives a fuck about the risk.

643
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 2: No, they do, because the movie grows to billion dollars.

644
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: What movie? The movie I didn't make with them until

645
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: I've lived five years at sea with five babies on

646
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: my ye. That's what I'm saying. Five years from now,

647
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: somebody's gonna pay.

648
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did, and it grows to billion dollars. That's

649
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 2: what I'm telling you.

650
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: Why then would anyone want to see the risen five

651
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: years from now to the point that but the Wrizzler serious?

652
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: This is like it's a modern day Wicked. Like I'm

653
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: John was his name John.

654
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 3: Cho John Chue?

655
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: John, I'm John Jue now the modern day John Jew.

656
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 6: Yes, how well do I know the parents of these

657
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 6: babies that I'm destined to drop it? It's babies like

658
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 6: one that's going to grow up to be a Hitler.

659
00:35:52,400 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 2: No, they were all gonna be Nobel Prize winning humans.

660
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 2: One was gonna stop climate change.

661
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,439
Speaker 1: Well, I'm definitely fire. I don't need the money that bad.

662
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four years old, you know. And also what

663
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: I'll slowly get my own TikTok followers, I don't mean

664
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: the fucking wrestler.

665
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 2: Then you get to make any movie you want to

666
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,799
Speaker 2: make forever after that.

667
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, man, no, I ain't letting babies die of

668
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: my watch, particularly if like.

669
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 3: They got all right, it took you long enough.

670
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,040
Speaker 1: I want to say the kid in the future, like

671
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: I don't know none ever fucking pops in the pans.

672
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: Some of them, you know, stay as colonels. So I

673
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: was riding my fucking chances. Maybe it's like, you know,

674
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: five duds anyway, but the world of them being nobel

675
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: laureates and fucking shit, like you know, the ones that

676
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: could cure diseases.

677
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 2: But one is Hitler.

678
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 3: Yes, but you don't know which one is.

679
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 1: Which you're talking.

680
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 3: That's the double speaking.

681
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: I can see my jeans at work.

682
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 8: One of them's Hitler.

683
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 3: You don't know which one.

684
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: Though four of them will move humanity forward, one of

685
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: them will take us back so far. But but if

686
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: I drop one, one could be one one of that

687
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,240
Speaker 1: one of the ones I drop could be future Hitler.

688
00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't know.

689
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 1: You will. I know in my lifetime because I'm.

690
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 3: Yeah for me, you'll know in your lifetime.

691
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's gonna take you a long time

692
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: to get to Hitler.

693
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: No, you'll see, you'll know by age twenty.

694
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 3: They'll start young.

695
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: I'm fifty four now I'll be seventy four then, I mean,

696
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: will I even notice? I'll be probably drooling. I won't

697
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: even remember I did this. I'll be like, why am

698
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 1: I starting at see with babies and moms.

699
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: My legs so strong, bro oh my god, imagine imagine

700
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 2: your calves. Your calves are ready, they made of steel.

701
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: Now they'd be cut from bronze now literally particularly, that's

702
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: some you know, I'd be getting so much sun and ship.

703
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 2: And you're literally balancing on a rock for five years.

704
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 2: You never sit down.

705
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: The whole babies die. Part of it really fucking puts

706
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: a damper in Yeah, to see, I know there's a

707
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: lot of money. How much again time for you?

708
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 2: Five hundred No, No, it was actually one hundred mil.

709
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: It's actually one hundred dollars one hundred.

710
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: Mill five babies, this like twenty mili baby one of

711
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: them's future Hitler, but like, be sure.

712
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,479
Speaker 2: You can't be sure. There's no way of knowing until

713
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 2: until it's too late.

714
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: If I'm sure, the moment they're like, okay, you're balanced

715
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: on the rock. Then here's all the five babies and

716
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: go I'm pitching baby Hitler right to the Oh. Yeah,

717
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 1: so that trying to hold on to four. Yeah, good

718
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,280
Speaker 1: shots at the future.

719
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 3: But you don't know.

720
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't do that strategem doesn't one. Yeah,

721
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,680
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. It's not worth the money,

722
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 1: you know what. I'd rather fucking try. I'd rather go

723
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 1: stand on stage and be like, this is the most

724
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: fucked up thing it was ever offered to me. Let

725
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: me walk you through the hypothetical. So did I do

726
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: right or did I do wrong? I watched the thing,

727
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: you know, I watch a lot of creepy internet.

728
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love them. Is this one dude so strange?

729
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: Oh my god?

730
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 2: They've really instilled like a new fear in me.

731
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, But this one dude was like, fuck, now,

732
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 1: you made me forget where I was going with it.

733
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.

734
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: What was the What was I just talking about before?

735
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: You were like you're standing on a rock. You would

736
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: have to go on stage and tell people, walk them

737
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 2: through the hypothetical that you were given. He's gone gone.

738
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, buddy. Yeah, I guess best we don't.

739
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 1: My short term is shot.

740
00:39:59,360 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

741
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: No, it was good though. It was gonna give me

742
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: lunch of fucking content. What I need to do is

743
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: keep a pad and a pape and a pen. You

744
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: should nearby, because like, it just goes and then I'm like, wait,

745
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: I answer when I go to come back, it's gone.

746
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: But it was good. What was the video I watched.

747
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 3: Where I was like, oh my god, it was a

748
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 3: scary one.

749
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: They're all scary. Oh my god, every one of them

750
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: is unnervous. But this one is a guy who does

751
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: a series of these videos that are like there's a

752
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: I guess a meme online which is like hey Apple,

753
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 1: it's from Annoying Orange and he would say hey Apple,

754
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: and then he go yeah, and then he would like

755
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: eat him. But they wouldn't show that, but then they

756
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: would play like an old timey version of Amazing Grace.

757
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: It's meant to be like he's dead now. So they

758
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 1: do these series where they're like hey Apple, yeah, Grace

759
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: and it's like a series of three pictures, and one

760
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: picture will be you know, like people praying a church,

761
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: and then inside people praying, and then the third picture

762
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:31,240
Speaker 1: is like the headline of like church roof collapses, kills

763
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: five hundred Jesus. Yeah. And now there's a guy who

764
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:42,840
Speaker 1: then watches those and then pauses them and sometimes cuts

765
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,479
Speaker 1: them off before the third shot, because mostly the third

766
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 1: shot is graphic and horrible. So he'll explain what they mean,

767
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 1: because he'll do a deep dive research and be like,

768
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: so this photo of the three photos, the first one

769
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: is this, and it comes from this, and this one

770
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: is this and it comes from that, and that's when

771
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: and everyone's in a while. There's one that's like easily

772
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,400
Speaker 1: debunked because it's like spooky ship. But most of the

773
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 1: time it's like some just some bad ship that fucking

774
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: happened to other people.

775
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,720
Speaker 3: What a weird subsect of the internet?

776
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: You it's it's it's not like the dark Web, but

777
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: it is a lot of.

778
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: Like giving like weird corners of the Internet.

779
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: Though it is in as much how you got there,

780
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: but I don't know. It popped up in my feeds,

781
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: in my in my threats, but I watch a lot

782
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: of like ring cam video stuff where they're like, this

783
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: is the most horrible thing that ever happened in front

784
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 1: of a ring cam.

785
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:47,399
Speaker 2: The hay orange is very specific. It is, that's very specific.

786
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: I was watching this one, bro. It was dark. It

787
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: was the same series. It was a kid's show. It

788
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: was like the darkest kids show on the internet. And

789
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:04,680
Speaker 1: it was called Life with Grandfather And it was the

790
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: kids show that was produced for this cult where this

791
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 1: guy his name was Bergh or something like that, I

792
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:18,839
Speaker 1: don't know, but he was like, you know, it's like

793
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 1: an offshoot of Christianity, but it was more hippie ish

794
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: and then it was like more about free love. So

795
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 1: in these kids shows, like there's this one like robot

796
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: that has like female breasts on it and it looks

797
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: like a like a fucking standard R two D two

798
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 1: with like a wig on it and then these like

799
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,720
Speaker 1: female boobs on it, and so slowly like the show

800
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: was grooming, like conditioning kids to be like sexual relationships

801
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: with adults or is fine, Like it's it was pet

802
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: a Christian peto cult.

803
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

804
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: Fucking mind betting. But they produced their own fucking pro

805
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: children's programming called Life with Grandfather with these puppets that

806
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: played out these scenarios. There was a little boy that

807
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:14,760
Speaker 1: they adopted called Davidita. No, there was David and David

808
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: Ta that was a girl. But the boy they built

809
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: a fucking you know, Jesus type mythology around and wrote

810
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: a book about how he was going to save the

811
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: world and shit like that. But this kid grew up

812
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: and like, you know, it was like, fuck all these

813
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,479
Speaker 1: people straight to hell. Like he bought like a gun

814
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,439
Speaker 1: and was like, I'm going to kill that old man

815
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: for what they did to me, Like it was not

816
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: a fucking good thing, and he wanted to go rescue

817
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:44,479
Speaker 1: his sister, but his sister is like so deeply still

818
00:44:44,520 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: in the cult. All of this is horrible. But the

819
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: children's show that they produced is just a mind fuck,

820
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: an absolute mind fuck, where it's like, Okay, this was

821
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: produced for an audience of like twenty.

822
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 3: And it's so you got to tell me that.

823
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:06,320
Speaker 1: There's another one that was called like joy Station, Joy Junction,

824
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: and they did. Oh, the show was on for twelve

825
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: fucking years, Joy Junction, and it was on the Christian

826
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: Broadcasting Network and it was on like some regular channels

827
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 1: in Tampa and shit like that. Twelve more than twelve years,

828
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: fourteen years the show went on, maybe close to twenty.

829
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm over exaggerating. It went on for

830
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: a long time, to the point where I'm watching this

831
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: video going like this is there must be some Mandela

832
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,880
Speaker 1: effect here, because I look, I've been balls deep in

833
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: pop culture for fucking fifty years. I would have heard

834
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 1: about this show. I don't even care if it was

835
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: on a Christian broadcasting network. I would have heard about

836
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: the show. Then you get to the reason why you've

837
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: never heard about this show. Why there's only like three

838
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: episodes available on YouTube and shit where the rest of

839
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 1: them are gone? And it disappeared from the Christian Broadcasting network,

840
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 1: no reference to it on any of their websites, disappeared

841
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 1: from the network it used to air on in Tampa.

842
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: There's no reference to it anywhere. It's like, everyone wipe

843
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,799
Speaker 1: their slates clean of this fucking thing. Because one of

844
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: the guys who worked the Ventrilli's quist puppet, the guy

845
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 1: that was like Jesus wants us to welcome him into

846
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: our hearts, was a hardcore fucking pediastue.

847
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 2: Jesus christ I'm telling you.

848
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: Man, I'm watching this video and I'm like, why don't

849
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,760
Speaker 1: I know this ship? And that's why they're like fucking

850
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,240
Speaker 1: they had. Well, world's an awful place.

851
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 2: Why are we talking about this?

852
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 1: Because this is this is what I watch on YouTube.

853
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 2: You're so weird.

854
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: It's fascinating to me, creepy. All they have to do

855
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 1: I was, I was telling Jordan, I was like, all

856
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: they have to do is put up a ringcam video,

857
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:54,840
Speaker 1: play this fucking like spooky one note on a synthesizer,

858
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: and then have somebody be like this ringcam was discovered

859
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: in a Reddit forum where oh ship like that. I'll

860
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: sit there and watch it for hours, and.

861
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: Shit, I never want to hear anything about my Disney

862
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 2: blogs because yours. Your ship is even weirder. It is

863
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: your shits way weirder. Actually, you're right, it's so I

864
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 2: can't believe this is what you watch.

865
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 1: It's it's spooky.

866
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 3: You're looking for the spooky, the spooky times.

867
00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: It's spooky, and it also makes me like turn the

868
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: alarm on at night, where I'm.

869
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 2: Like, I mean I would hope, so yeah.

870
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: Well I do now like crazy, like now we now

871
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: we lock the front door during the day. I mean good, yeah,

872
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,319
Speaker 1: especially because of them videos and ship and it's so

873
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 1: weird because like I'll try to watch them with your

874
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: mother and she's like, I don't watch this trash and

875
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: then she puts in her podcast and it's.

876
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 8: Like they had the perfect marriage until this motherfucker killed

877
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 8: the other motherfucker.

878
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: Like all she listens to fucking true crime, but she

879
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: won't watch these things with me.

880
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:05,280
Speaker 3: How interesting?

881
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, she should.

882
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 3: I be scared for both of you.

883
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:12,280
Speaker 1: I mean, look, if I ever turn up fucking missing,

884
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: she did it hands down, because all she does is

885
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 1: listen to murder podcasts and she knows she knows how

886
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: to get rid of a body.

887
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 3: I'll keep that in mind.

888
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling you right now, if I ever turn

889
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: up missing, fucking's start there, all right, and you know,

890
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: then have them look at her fucking audible history and

891
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 1: her wondery history understood. You know what I'm saying. It's

892
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: just a serious and in all these videos, they're like,

893
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: you know, this fucking motherfucker was twelve and he went

894
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: crazy and killed a bunch of people and shit, and

895
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: they look at their internet history and it's like murder, murder, murder, murder, murdership.

896
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 1: It's gonna be your mother. You watch it. Oh, I'm

897
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,719
Speaker 1: not watching it to learn anything. It's like she's taking note.

898
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: I watched this ship like in the way that you watch.

899
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 2: Horror movies where you're like, so strange.

900
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be scared. I don't want to

901
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: be scared. I do want to be scared. I take

902
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 1: me there, take me there. Yes, this is horrible.

903
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 2: This is horrible.

904
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,800
Speaker 1: This is the worst thing I've ever seen by the

905
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I must peak. Speaking of a peak.

906
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: You like beardless stickless me in twenty twenty five? Why

907
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 1: don't you watch it? Good that Kevinsmith club dot com kids,

908
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: and you can literally watch the show. You could see

909
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 1: me peeking through my fingers.

910
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: You could watch me watch my dad with the concern

911
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 2: yeah the kid.

912
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: You could watch the kids' faces because when I went

913
00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: down that fucking description hole, you were like, then what happened?

914
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 3: But I was also like, are you?

915
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: But but then when yeah, I ain't doing a ship myself,

916
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 1: and like and the ones I watch like with the

917
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: kid refers to like, you know, he goes Okay. Since

918
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: there's no sound at the top of this video, you

919
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: can pretty much figure out the worst thing happened. It's

920
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: interesting because the kid they don't curse these YouTubers because

921
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: I guess that fucks with the algorithm and shit, wish

922
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: somebody would have told me, Oh, I do is curse.

923
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 1: I mean they don't use certain trigger words, Like they

924
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: won't say murder, kill, They say unalive, like this guy

925
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: was unlived. They don't say gun, they don't say knife.

926
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: The guy will say things like you know, he had

927
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 1: something with him. They can pretty much find in any kitchen.

928
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 1: Oh wow, isn't that weird. They don't say suicide, they

929
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: don't say murder, they don't say killed, like trigger words

930
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: essay stuff like that, Like they it's yeah, that's your

931
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: generation though, is a real Like you guys are sensitive

932
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,240
Speaker 1: and you don't want to like trigger folks, so they

933
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: go with these tricks and stuff. Yeah, I'm saying it's

934
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: a bad thing, but it's interesting to me like that.

935
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's that's crazy. Like I'm writing a script

936
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: for the mystery show for local heroes, so in it,

937
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 1: like you know, it's a mystery show, so there's a murder,

938
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: but like we're a comedy. Yeah, so it's like you don't.

939
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: It's not like, you know, we're not even a matlock

940
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, dramedy and shit like that.

941
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Like we're a flat out sitcom. So it can't be

942
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: too fucking like somebody died and that's sad, Like you know,

943
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,759
Speaker 1: it's got to have like a comedic edge to it,

944
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: and shit, us talking about it with your mom, she's like, well,

945
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: I know that's bad things to happen to people, like yeah, no, shit,

946
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: you sit there every she wakes up and she's like.

947
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 3: That can't be good.

948
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 8: Motherfucker killed another motherfucker and here's an eight part show

949
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 8: about it.

950
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 3: That can't be good.

951
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:52,719
Speaker 4: You know.

952
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 2: I feel like I think it's my side of the

953
00:51:55,640 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 2: Internet's perhaps it's a bit more you're not thinking about anything.

954
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 2: But the Disney side is at least they.

955
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 1: Got fucking Disney videos out there, like they went to

956
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: Disneyland for a good time, but then when the boat

957
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: was more the rope.

958
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 8: Snapped and decapitated him and her.

959
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,080
Speaker 3: I have watched some videos like that.

960
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: Things that ever happened at Disney video And.

961
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:24,440
Speaker 2: I was like, did you did you hear about the

962
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 2: water park that closed because of the brain eating amiba?

963
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 3: Where in Florida.

964
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: Number one, don't go to a water park for that

965
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 1: exact reason.

966
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 3: So true. Number two, it was a Disney water park.

967
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: And they shut it down for that because they're.

968
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 3: Like, that was one of the reasons.

969
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 1: Was the other reason alligators in the source?

970
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:46,040
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I feel like, yeah, that's.

971
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: That happened at disney World. Yeah that was That wasn't

972
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 1: in the video I watched because I was like, hey man,

973
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: how can this not be number one? But yeah, then

974
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,400
Speaker 1: I saw it was Disneyland.

975
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 2: I was like, oh yeah, no, this was disney World.

976
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

977
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 3: Brain eating a meta though, no joke.

978
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,080
Speaker 1: How many people?

979
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,200
Speaker 3: Only one?

980
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: I mean, that's enough to show.

981
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 2: That's enough. But there were some other reasons. I think

982
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 2: they didn't say it was for that, but.

983
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 1: People shipping in the water.

984
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 2: But some someone died of a brain eating a meba.

985
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,319
Speaker 1: Could you imagine to you? There's a lot of these

986
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 1: videos where it's just like they were doing something innocuous.

987
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: Now they're fucking dead.

988
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 2: What a positive way to start out the new year.

989
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:36,720
Speaker 1: There's the video series that goes like, this person's already dead,

990
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,319
Speaker 1: they just don't know it yet.

991
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

992
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:39,880
Speaker 2: That's so they're.

993
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: Showing you like a photo of somebody who something horrible

994
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 1: is about to have that's so scary they cut out

995
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:51,640
Speaker 1: and stuff. Oh oh, I just look, we all got

996
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: to go. I just don't want to go with some

997
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: wacky video that somebody was like, Oh my god, you

998
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: see this.

999
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not it's not.

1000
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 2: I yeah, what a what a beautiful positive sort.

1001
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: There's you're hopeful.

1002
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 3: Here's your full of hope.

1003
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,760
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five. That's how we begin. Twenty twenty five.

1004
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:11,680
Speaker 2: Is full of hope.

1005
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,600
Speaker 1: Here we'll flip the script passion.

1006
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 3: Irration, Passion irration.

1007
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: Here's your passion I ration. Kids, you're like, what you

1008
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: guys are doing this shit?

1009
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hasn't it been weeks?

1010
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: I got passion irration. You want my regular passion and

1011
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: my single passion and my single ration? Or do you

1012
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: want me to do.

1013
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 3: My single passion, single ration.

1014
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:32,840
Speaker 1: Single passion? Ready?

1015
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1016
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: My scripts I'm writing or I wrote a comic book

1017
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: script forty pager for a comic book crossover that I

1018
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: fucking thought was I had so much fun doing and

1019
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: it'll come out around the time of Comic Con. So

1020
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: it's like future past keV planning for future keV. That

1021
00:54:57,080 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: and the sitcom script which me and and the Josh

1022
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:05,319
Speaker 1: and Dylan are working on. But first draft has done

1023
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: thirty three pages. It's fucking wonderful.

1024
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

1025
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: So and I like, they sent it to me last

1026
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:15,240
Speaker 1: night Christmas Eve. I was like, what a great gift.

1027
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: But they sent it like by the time I saw

1028
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,879
Speaker 1: it, it was like eleven thirty at night. So I thought

1029
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: about getting up, but I was like, you know what,

1030
00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 1: just go go sleep and and get up and when

1031
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: you get up in the morning you can read it

1032
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: and then you know, start your read draft. So all night,

1033
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,279
Speaker 1: like I kept waking up every hour in the hour

1034
00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: because I just wanted to go read it and fucking

1035
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: start working on it. And I read it and it

1036
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: was absolute fire. And then I did my pass and

1037
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: sent it in. So yeah, I'm very happy with with

1038
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:51,799
Speaker 1: those scripts. Yeay, very delighted. Awesome my ration. Yeah, for

1039
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,359
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, sweets and breads. For the last month,

1040
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 1: I've just been living on come on, sweets and breads.

1041
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: I know it's a holiday, and shit, fucking I gotta

1042
00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:04,040
Speaker 1: be on stage, man, I got a show. Oh, I mean,

1043
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 1: they're listening to this on January second. But I had

1044
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: shows in Phoenix on the twenty eighth, and then I

1045
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: had New Year's Eve show and a New Year's Day

1046
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 1: show as Spokane. So being on you know, I gotta

1047
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 1: be on stage and shit.

1048
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 3: Like, So don't you want to be happy? No?

1049
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,800
Speaker 1: No, I won't be thin. I've never wanted to be happy.

1050
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We watched those videos that Jen had transferred,

1051
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: and shit, one of them is a Christmas where I

1052
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: got like this workout station. You know, it's like wait,

1053
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 1: it's on this side and with your legs on this

1054
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 1: side and shit like that. And it was just like

1055
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: a painful reminder of like, you know, for decades, I've

1056
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,960
Speaker 1: been on one diet or another. Like in there, it

1057
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:48,799
Speaker 1: was like, all right, we got the exercise equipment. Now

1058
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to be healthy. And I used it like

1059
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:51,760
Speaker 1: three times.

1060
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1061
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 2: It was a nice gym.

1062
00:56:53,760 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: Too, a nice gym, but yes, you know, I what

1063
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 1: was the point there?

1064
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 8: Oh?

1065
00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: Sweets and breads? Fuck them? Yeah, I've had too many.

1066
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 3: Man to life without bread is not a life at all.

1067
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: You know. I was doing very well in life without bread,

1068
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 1: and I got to move back to it. I'm going

1069
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 1: to eat my burgers and my fucking big juice marbles

1070
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: without the bread. Problem is the besties. They carried this

1071
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 1: fucking nice bread, which we keep getting.

1072
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 3: Because it's amazing and you should be able to eat it.

1073
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,800
Speaker 1: No. No, I want to be on fucking television, wear

1074
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: anything else way more and eat and chocolate.

1075
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 3: You can do that and deep bread.

1076
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to be talking like on TV

1077
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: and like he's that funny, heavy guy like I want

1078
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 1: to be fucking You're not. I want to be.

1079
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:42,479
Speaker 3: No.

1080
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: Look like I looked like when I got out of

1081
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: the booby hatch. You the best I fucking looked in

1082
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: my adult life.

1083
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 3: You literally look fantastic.

1084
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: No more sweets, no more breads. That's my passion and

1085
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: ration yours.

1086
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 2: Well, my rash now is you don't in the moment.

1087
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, but I don't like that. Just for the record,

1088
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 3: I don't like it. I think you should be able to.

1089
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 1: Reach all right, I'm just telling you how life is.

1090
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:14,040
Speaker 2: My passion is twenty twenty five. In my ration is

1091
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four.

1092
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: You know what, not bad. I was gonna come down

1093
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: and you're like, what twenty three? But that's actually pretty clever.

1094
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four kind of there were there were good parts,

1095
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 2: but it kind of kind of fucking sucked. Is So

1096
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:35,520
Speaker 2: I'm very excited for twenty twenty five. I do really

1097
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: enjoy a fresh new start, and I am feeling optimistic

1098
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:41,800
Speaker 2: and positive.

1099
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: Why I don't know.

1100
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:45,840
Speaker 2: Well, one, I'm.

1101
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: Not saying don't, but I'm just saying, what do you

1102
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 1: know that I don't?

1103
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 2: I I twenty twenty five feels like a good number,

1104
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: first of all.

1105
00:58:54,680 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, and sounds futuristic.

1106
00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds nice. It just feels feels nice.

1107
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,800
Speaker 1: Metal Storm twenty twenty five, Medal Storm. It sounds like

1108
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: a movie, a three D movie from the Ages.

1109
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:12,640
Speaker 3: But also, I'll have my golden birthday. I'll be twenty six.

1110
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,000
Speaker 1: That's a golden birthday because.

1111
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 2: My birthdays on the twenty six. I'll turn twenty six

1112
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,120
Speaker 2: on the twenty six.

1113
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: Explain this concept, this is a new one.

1114
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 2: So you have you only have one golden birthday your

1115
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,560
Speaker 2: whole life. Yours was when you were two, because your

1116
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:32,960
Speaker 2: birthday is on the second. Mine is when I'm twenty six.

1117
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 1: So whatever day you were.

1118
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 2: Born, that's your golden birthday.

1119
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:42,120
Speaker 1: When you hit that age, that's your golden birthday. So

1120
00:59:42,240 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: I was born in August second, so when I was

1121
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: I had my golden birthday before I was even cognizant

1122
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 1: of the concept.

1123
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yours has gone in past.

1124
00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: Seems unfair, but you know what, life has been fair

1125
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 1: to me in many other ways.

1126
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 2: Maybe that's why, and maybe so true. Maybe the university

1127
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 2: that's for me.

1128
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:00,280
Speaker 1: Like this fucking kid missed the whole golden birthday fucking trip,

1129
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: so let them be fakus.

1130
01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: Or the golden birthday set you up for success. You

1131
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 2: got to have your golden birthday so early, so early that.

1132
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: I was like, I need something else. Yeah, you meant

1133
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: this whole time you've been working toward this.

1134
01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 4: You're like, it's Quentin Tarantina movie back and living for

1135
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 4: my golden.

1136
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 3: I can't wait for my golden birthday.

1137
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: So because you were born June twenty sixth, the twenty

1138
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 1: your twenty sixth birthday is your golden.

1139
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:29,480
Speaker 3: Birthday, and it's happening the whole year.

1140
01:00:30,200 --> 01:00:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah six months from now, Yeah.

1141
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 2: Fair enough, exactly six months from tomorrow.

1142
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: So your mom's golden birthday also passed, Yeah, because she

1143
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 1: was April seventh, so she happened when she was seventh.

1144
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: So the key is to have one that happens.

1145
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 3: In like later in life so you can enjoy it.

1146
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you were born on the twenty first

1147
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 1: and your golden birthday is your twenty first birthday.

1148
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 2: Oh your your golden quick literally, yes, the.

1149
01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,800
Speaker 1: Golden birthday is a new.

1150
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 2: Concept, all right, I'm so ready for it, the year.

1151
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: Of the Golden Birthday. Let's keep an eye on that.

1152
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 3: I love my birthday as I'm a.

1153
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 1: I reallythday change my life.

1154
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 3: But you know how some people are.

1155
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: My whole fucking life has been shaped around your birth

1156
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: from a certain point forward.

1157
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 2: You know, some people don't like their birthday, like they

1158
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,200
Speaker 2: don't like celebrating. Yeah, I'm not one of those people.

1159
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: It's my birthday month.

1160
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:29,840
Speaker 2: I love my birthday.

1161
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, he liked, you'll take a whole month to do it,

1162
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 1: especially because like yours is at the end of the month,

1163
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 1: his is at the beginning of the month like mine,

1164
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: since we share the same birthday, so Uncle don takes

1165
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 1: all of August.

1166
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:42,720
Speaker 2: As he should.

1167
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:44,200
Speaker 3: Honestly, I don't really.

1168
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: Give a fuck about a birthday. To me, my birthday

1169
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,440
Speaker 1: is a marketable holiday, like I can sell tickets for that.

1170
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: But in terms of like I'm just many years old

1171
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: and getting gifts and ship. I don't give a ship.

1172
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 1: Life has been one big fucking birthday celebration since Clerks

1173
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, well good, I mean you should.

1174
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 2: The golden birthday is gonna go so hard.

1175
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:07,480
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do for it?

1176
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 3: I don't know?

1177
01:02:09,600 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 2: Orgy Okay, yeah, you're probably probably right.

1178
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 4: Path eat my clothing birthday? Path, Yeah, my golden birthday,

1179
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,240
Speaker 4: I know, Path?

1180
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1181
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 4: Should we have a golden birthday orgy?

1182
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

1183
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 2: No?

1184
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 4: Puff, it's my golding birthday?

1185
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 2: Oh my? What the fuck?

1186
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 4: So on my golden birthday, we're gonna have an orgy

1187
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 4: where smoke hows smoke hows.

1188
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: Fucking restaurant valley across mor What the fuck?

1189
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 2: What?

1190
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:00,120
Speaker 1: We're written at the smoke house. Path we have a

1191
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 1: rented place, a restaurant anyway, fucking my house. We're going

1192
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 1: to this smokecast. Why are we doing this? Okay? Maybe

1193
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 1: this is the fucking maybe you release, bro, what release

1194
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: your music on your golden birthday?

1195
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,200
Speaker 3: Maybe the whole it may maybe.

1196
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I mean, I know you

1197
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 1: got the two songs done, but maybe the EP or whatever.

1198
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: Maybe that's how you set yourself up for success with

1199
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 1: superstitions and nonsense.

1200
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 3: I love superstitions and nonsense.

1201
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you go along together.

1202
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,439
Speaker 1: You can't laugh one without the other.

1203
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 3: Alice in Wonderland is my favorite movie.

1204
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: There's a little video of you at ween and Jimmy's

1205
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: in one of the old videos, and you're dressed like

1206
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:58,600
Speaker 1: Alice dress. All right man, twenty twenty five, it's begun.

1207
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,880
Speaker 1: A bunch of people are like, you know, I said

1208
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: to myself, fuck this show, but I said I'll give

1209
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: it one more chance in twenty twenty five, and now, yeah,

1210
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: fuck this show.

1211
01:04:08,880 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 2: And then my dad talked about ring footage, ring camera footage.

1212
01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm terrifying.

1213
01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: There was a graph on audience in audience engagement, that

1214
01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: fucking ring camera YouTube video. Shit. Everyone was leaning a

1215
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,360
Speaker 1: little bit forward.

1216
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 3: And then my dad talked about Hey.

1217
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:31,240
Speaker 1: Orange, and then people were like, oh, I can remember that.

1218
01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,000
Speaker 1: That was. That was reminiscent, That was nostalgic. Where they

1219
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 1: got a little weirded out though, for sure, was probably

1220
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 1: when you started talking about your fucking golden birthday orgy.

1221
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to hear dad.

1222
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're so right, you freak, Hey Orange.

1223
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, comply, it is so specific. It is, I'm telling you,

1224
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: it's crazy. People are talented, bro. Like when I'm look

1225
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:04,080
Speaker 1: at that shit, I'm like, I spent hours watching that,

1226
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:08,680
Speaker 1: Like Ridley Scott spent hundreds of millions of dollars making

1227
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 1: gladiat Or two. I don't watch that, but I'll tell

1228
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 1: you what I have watched. Hey Orange, oh mapp what

1229
01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:22,400
Speaker 1: twenty seconds long? And there are hundreds of them, hundreds.

1230
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:28,320
Speaker 1: I appreciate homemade entertainment and ship man, so can you.

1231
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 1: And this is it. Those people are there are people.

1232
01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:34,120
Speaker 1: We have homemade entertainment. This is our version of hay Apple.

1233
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,640
Speaker 1: Every episode I'm like, hey Apple, you're.

1234
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 7: Like what I'm like, but I hit like Father Dave

1235
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 7: Stalk Oh.

1236
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 5: Oh sweet, he.

1237
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 1: Bring it off sometimes.

1238
01:05:53,320 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 5: Oh oh you have to.

1239
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 2: You have to join that Kevin Smith club to watch

1240
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,080
Speaker 2: my dad when he does Father Dave.

1241
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:16,640
Speaker 1: Doing face to get there. Yes, there's that's all right there.

1242
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 2: I know, I know pro No, it's.

1243
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'll say. I'm a gravestone, you know. I

1244
01:06:25,560 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 1: saw some fucking mean tweets about me and one of

1245
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:39,320
Speaker 1: them was in reference to the TV show announcement. They

1246
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:43,360
Speaker 1: were like, ow can you stop making things about yourself?

1247
01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:51,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, like my whole fucking life has

1248
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:54,120
Speaker 1: been making ship about myself, like, and I found a

1249
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:56,160
Speaker 1: little niche where I could do it and get away

1250
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 1: with it and get paid for it and ship, So

1251
01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: no pers gonna, yeah, it's going to respond, But then

1252
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: I was like, it's Christmas Eve and I was going

1253
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: to respond by being like who writes this on Christmas Eve?

1254
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 1: But I was about to respond, so I was like,

1255
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna say, ship so true.

1256
01:07:12,560 --> 01:07:15,960
Speaker 2: But it did haunt me, It really did, but I'm

1257
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 2: still thinking about it.

1258
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: Get out of that apple. I was like what he

1259
01:07:21,480 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: was like? And then some other motherfucker there was some

1260
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:30,360
Speaker 1: like tweet that I was that I responded to two

1261
01:07:30,520 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 1: years ago, in regardless to some Masters in the Universe thing,

1262
01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: some rando on Christmas Eve responded to that tweet that

1263
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,680
Speaker 1: I put up two years ago. I didn't fucking make

1264
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 1: sure he was wasn't talking about the original poster, but

1265
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 1: it was definitely aimed at me. But it was like,

1266
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: fuck you, You're an asshole and had nothing to do

1267
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: with this person, and I was like, that's timely.

1268
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 3: Well a little light there, buddy, yeah.

1269
01:07:56,920 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 1: And it's like, how far down the rabbit.

1270
01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:02,280
Speaker 2: Hole are you ration. We lead that hate in the

1271
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 2: past ration.

1272
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,960
Speaker 3: We don't. We don't pay attention to people on the Internet.

1273
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can ever do that. I've

1274
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 1: been I've been here since the internet started.

1275
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,639
Speaker 3: Kid, leave it in twenty twenty four, bro, No, seriously,

1276
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 3: leave it in twenty twenty four.

1277
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:19,360
Speaker 1: That's where it belongs.

1278
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,599
Speaker 3: Twenty twenty five, none of that.

1279
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:25,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I want to be on a TV show.

1280
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: Shouldn't I care what the audience says?

1281
01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:31,759
Speaker 3: No, fuck them, Wow, I'm.

1282
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:34,720
Speaker 1: Gonna go tell Universal on NBC. My kid says, fuck me,

1283
01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:40,559
Speaker 1: fuck them, fuck them? Nielsen? The fuck? What center are

1284
01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:44,640
Speaker 1: you from? Like twentieth I don't even know how they

1285
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 1: do ratings anymore. If they do ratings and shit, I

1286
01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:50,280
Speaker 1: guess it's all clicks. We'll see. God. I hope I'm

1287
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: got a TV show, got it? I hope I get it.

1288
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 1: I hope I get it. I hope I get a

1289
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:55,559
Speaker 1: TV show.

1290
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 2: You will.

1291
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:02,240
Speaker 1: That's course line, me pastor course line. NBC was like

1292
01:09:02,240 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: we were on the verge giving you a show until

1293
01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 1: we heard you fucking ruined Courseline. No, No, how about

1294
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 1: the quick list passionate ration? All right? Did you do

1295
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,719
Speaker 1: both yours. Yeah, yeah, your list was great.

1296
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 3: Thanks.

1297
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 1: I can't believe my ration was sweets and bread.

1298
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, come on, bro, sound.

1299
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 1: Like a young Sweets and breads?

1300
01:09:23,120 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 2: Sweet and bread?

1301
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:24,439
Speaker 5: Please me?

1302
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:30,120
Speaker 1: Can I have some sweets and bread? Mom?

1303
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 2: Please have a loaf of bread?

1304
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 4: Well?

1305
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,719
Speaker 1: But could I have some sweet breads? More sweet breads?

1306
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,840
Speaker 1: Like when you take them from an animal for cooking.

1307
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: It's like their kidneys or something.

1308
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 3: Sweet bread, I miss, I haven't seen them since this morning.

1309
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:47,599
Speaker 2: Well it's Christmas and I seen more new I gotta

1310
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:48,799
Speaker 2: go moves waiting.

1311
01:09:49,320 --> 01:09:52,160
Speaker 1: All right, here's my fucking passion ration for you.

1312
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 3: Okay, passion Yeah.

1313
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: No, no passion ration New Year's resolutions.

1314
01:09:59,720 --> 01:09:59,960
Speaker 2: Past.

1315
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Speaker 3: I think it's good to have goals.

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01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,720
Speaker 1: Fair you know what, I can judge it. Yeah, come on,

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01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:06,960
Speaker 1: let you say, come on.

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01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 2: It's about being a better version of you, and I

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01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 2: support that.

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01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 1: Fair enough passion ration. TikTok rasan, why one?

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01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 3: I don't have one.

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01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 2: It's a dark hole for me if I that in

1323
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 2: YouTube shorts?

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01:10:23,040 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 1: So what are YouTube shorts?

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01:10:25,439 --> 01:10:30,240
Speaker 2: It's like TikTok on YouTube. Yeah yeah, I can be

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01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:33,479
Speaker 2: doing that. And Instagram reels yeah all those, all those

1327
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,759
Speaker 2: are just not good.

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01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,639
Speaker 1: For me with Instagram, I enjoy that curating my Instagram,

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01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 1: but like TikTok seems like it's a medium, not for me.

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01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:44,880
Speaker 1: TikTok is a big ration for me. Traction.

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01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,200
Speaker 3: It's hard. It's hard out there when the wrizzler is

1332
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,280
Speaker 3: just controlling the game.

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01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: Oh fucking wrizzler. It is just like right on and

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01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:58,600
Speaker 1: fucking absolutely missed my window. You know what, I have,

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01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,439
Speaker 1: my time. I should enjoy time.

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01:11:01,320 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 3: You're still here, buddy.

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01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:07,080
Speaker 1: Good point, passion, ration, frupples.

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01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:12,800
Speaker 2: Passion, respect to whatever you want.

1339
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:17,559
Speaker 1: Because you're in one with Luke, Austin and Luke.

1340
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,120
Speaker 2: With my bandmate in Austin's best friend.

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01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:23,400
Speaker 1: Yep, well you guys are always together. You live in

1342
01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 1: that same fucking house.

1343
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:25,839
Speaker 2: Nick lives in the house.

1344
01:11:26,600 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: Austin doesn't.

1345
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,120
Speaker 2: Austin does. Luke you said.

1346
01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 1: No, three, you live in the house. Any a thrule.

1347
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. It don't have to

1348
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:40,120
Speaker 1: be sex. It could be maybe you're a lavender thruptle,

1349
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:43,479
Speaker 1: a lavender. Do you know what this is? Something I

1350
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,760
Speaker 1: just read about lavender couples coming back. It was the

1351
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:49,559
Speaker 1: New York Times. Lavender couple back in the day was

1352
01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:52,320
Speaker 1: like you know you're a gay man and you marry

1353
01:11:52,439 --> 01:11:54,600
Speaker 1: like a gay woman because you're like, you know what

1354
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:57,599
Speaker 1: they call beer like that, but you can like, hey man,

1355
01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:59,759
Speaker 1: we'll get like fucking all the benefits of being married,

1356
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:02,599
Speaker 1: but not going to be married like that. But your

1357
01:12:02,720 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: generation apparently they're into like they've redefined it. They don't

1358
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:10,519
Speaker 1: claim they don't know. It's called lavender marriage. New York

1359
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 1: Times is saying, like, essentially this is lavender marriage, but

1360
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,760
Speaker 1: a lot of them are getting married, not going like

1361
01:12:15,960 --> 01:12:17,760
Speaker 1: I'm in fucking love or oh my god, I love

1362
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 1: to fuck this person, Like I just like to watch

1363
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 1: TV with this person. I want somebody to watch TV with.

1364
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,800
Speaker 1: Like to coupling up and marrying, not just coupling up

1365
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 1: and hanging out like friends, but marrying, you know, with

1366
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:36,479
Speaker 1: the prime directive not being what most people would think

1367
01:12:36,600 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 1: is that you know why people get married.

1368
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:43,760
Speaker 2: I respect to whatever anybody wants to do.

1369
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:47,240
Speaker 1: I like to all get married to my wife or

1370
01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:49,519
Speaker 1: my husband is like somebody I just liked being with,

1371
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: which should be part of the equation.

1372
01:12:51,439 --> 01:12:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, respect to whatever anyone wants to do.

1373
01:12:56,439 --> 01:12:59,000
Speaker 1: So passion for the throuttle Sure.

1374
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 2: Yeah I know, nick boy.

1375
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:04,720
Speaker 3: You already know.

1376
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 2: Nick would be like, what did they say? For those

1377
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 2: who are listening, my dad is air strumming a guitar.

1378
01:13:14,560 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 3: With a mug.

1379
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: Drag.

1380
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:23,120
Speaker 2: My dad has a really weird idea of who my

1381
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:32,880
Speaker 2: bandmates are anyways. Passion irration, Yeah, juicy marbles.

1382
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:37,040
Speaker 1: Passion, juicy marbles for those who don't know. Fake vegan steak.

1383
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:41,599
Speaker 1: That's like a flame. Andgnon it's amazing when cooked. Well,

1384
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:45,600
Speaker 1: it's pretty impressive. Comes from a different country altogether.

1385
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 2: Does it.

1386
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 3: It's amazing we had them today. It was so fire.

1387
01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:51,280
Speaker 1: That was Christmas Christmas meal.

1388
01:13:51,439 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 2: That was fire as though.

1389
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:54,520
Speaker 1: Shout out to Misty.

1390
01:13:56,200 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 2: All right, Wicked, Passion and all day.

1391
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,880
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I loved it when it was in the

1392
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,680
Speaker 1: Broadway show. I love it as a movie, true. I

1393
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:10,240
Speaker 1: can't wait for the fucking sequel. I know what happened.

1394
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:13,720
Speaker 3: Oh I wonder if they change up.

1395
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,120
Speaker 1: No, they wouldn't they change.

1396
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:17,160
Speaker 2: They're not changing, man.

1397
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:20,559
Speaker 1: They they got a name for it though. It's wicked

1398
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:26,040
Speaker 1: for good the internet, you know I follow that closely.

1399
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 3: I'm aware.

1400
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:36,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy now.

1401
01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 2: I hope you're happy.

1402
01:14:41,320 --> 01:14:42,880
Speaker 1: My friend.

1403
01:14:45,960 --> 01:14:52,840
Speaker 4: So sad um, something has changed within me.

1404
01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 3: He's gonna cry.

1405
01:14:56,280 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 1: Something is not the same. Uh, all right, what's your

1406
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 1: third one?

1407
01:15:03,439 --> 01:15:04,000
Speaker 2: Conscious?

1408
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: My conscience?

1409
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 3: Conscious?

1410
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:10,560
Speaker 2: Conscious?

1411
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 1: Concis yes, passion.

1412
01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:14,439
Speaker 2: We love.

1413
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 1: House that local leg it's Te Luca Bakery that is

1414
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:25,760
Speaker 1: all vegan and they make these amazing conches and bokitos

1415
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:30,679
Speaker 1: and just a bunch of like crazy wonderful desserts and banadas.

1416
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,280
Speaker 2: A concias like sweet bread.

1417
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:37,160
Speaker 1: Conscious. That's why I was like sweets and breads. So

1418
01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:43,360
Speaker 1: ration on the ConA passion for then the big ration.

1419
01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:46,080
Speaker 2: On the concha man, but huge passion.

1420
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, especially there because not all conscias are vegan.

1421
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 3: But oh yeah, no, no fire one.

1422
01:15:51,040 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 1: Everyone's a while. I'm in a seven to eleven somewhere

1423
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:55,120
Speaker 1: in the world and I'll see like in their little

1424
01:15:55,200 --> 01:15:58,960
Speaker 1: tiny ass Latin section and I'm like, but then I

1425
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:01,840
Speaker 1: look at the ingredients, I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah,

1426
01:16:01,920 --> 01:16:04,559
Speaker 1: I realized that I'm breathing rarefied air out here in

1427
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:05,440
Speaker 1: Los Angeles.

1428
01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:10,600
Speaker 2: Bread is my most favorite food. And to have a

1429
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:15,080
Speaker 2: dessert bread, a sweet bread, it's my ideal. It's my

1430
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,000
Speaker 2: ideal dessert.

1431
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:19,000
Speaker 1: Bro. I took a cut one and a half put

1432
01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: a burger on it. That's so fucking fucking amazing. It

1433
01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 1: was like when people, you know, take a crispy cream

1434
01:16:24,040 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 1: put a burger on it.

1435
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,240
Speaker 2: That's so wild. I would have had that. We're fucking

1436
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 2: contro Burger next time.

1437
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,040
Speaker 1: All right, Contu Burger. That's the fucking restaurant. We could

1438
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,840
Speaker 1: conch Burger. We should be like, what's the gimmick? Like

1439
01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:42,320
Speaker 1: we put our burgers in contraction fire? Nice? Why did

1440
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:43,000
Speaker 1: not think of that?

1441
01:16:43,120 --> 01:16:43,360
Speaker 7: Right?

1442
01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,400
Speaker 3: That sounds kind of good?

1443
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:49,800
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1444
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