NOEXIST INC

It's more than reasonable to ashamed of being an American. But take some solace. At least you're not British. 
On Part Two of the Trial of Tony Blair: Pedophile Isle, self-loathing Englishman (but he's from the North don't get it twisted) Eyup Lovely informs us sweet, naive Americans of the true horrors of Great Britain. From the unparalleled pederasty of Jimmy Savile, to the cowardice of Keir Starmer, to the heartbreaking disappointment of Jeremy Corbyn, Mr. Lovely reveals the irredeemable nature of the English. No amount of railroads nor literature nor "civilization" can possibly make up for the what the English have wrought upon the world. 
We also talk about One Battle After Another, 28 Years Later and why Chris Morris is the one Englishman you can trust.
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