Finish It!

We haven't seen Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more in like a minute! Good thing they're back! Will we finally finish this dang book? Or will the struggle grind on?

Show Notes

We haven’t seen Bill and Dani from Escape This Podcast, Solve This Murder and more in like a minute! Good thing they’re back! Will we finally finish this dang book? Or will the struggle grind on?

Also, the group checks in on their resolutions from last year (50% crushed, not bad), the Yule bros discover their likely Australian linguistic lineage, and let’s have a cheer for the Mechanized Scarecrows (Potato Gatherers): Moving Along the Sidefall of the Hill [Whose Spirit is Like a Wet Sack Flapping About the Knees of Time]!

NEW YEAR RESOLUTION TABLE 2026

I RESOLVE TO:

Roll d10 #1:

  1. dance
  2. email
  3. exercise
  4. journal
  5. meditate
  6. podcast
  7. vacation
  8. sleep
  9. cook
  10. work

Roll d10 #2:

  1. non-stop
  2. once a day
  3. absolutely never
  4. exactly one time
  5. under hypnosis
  6. in your face
  7. trimonthly
  8. every time a child laughs
  9. at the witching hour
  10. while screaming

Roll d10 #3:

  1. for money
  2. for my mental health
  3. for a shot at the big time
  4. for bragging rights
  5. for the honor of my ancestors
  6. for the children
  7. for charity
  8. for pocket change
  9. for my fans
  10. for the love of the game

Roll d10 #4:

  1. no matter what my family says
  2. even if my body breaks and my mind shatters
  3. whether or not Santa likes it
  4. only if it gets me likes on x.com
  5. providing my imaginary friend agrees to keep their mouth shut about you-know-what
  6. finally proving that the 2020 US presidential election was stolen!
  7. despite my debilitating fear of success
  8. even if it means angering Crom upon his mountaintop
  9. only if it requires agreeing to an extremely restrictive nondisclosure agreement
  10. but I won’t do “that”

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Original illustrations by S. Burphon, S. Yaweera, & J. Donploypetch.

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What is Finish It!?

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.