1 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:25,959 Speaker 1: Hey, you get to one. 2 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 2: Honey, Oh my lord, mother, how are you? Me and 3 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 2: Harley are recording our podcast right now? Dimma? What Mom? 4 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 2: Tell Harley what you told me the other day when 5 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 2: you went to the hospital. What happened she had that procedure. 6 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:48,880 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what happened was I wasn't aware of the 7 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: whole thing. Good already had arranged it on Good Friday, 8 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: and I said to Bold days. 9 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 2: Right, Good Friday for those who don't follow this year closely, 10 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 2: is the day Jesus died. 11 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, And he set the thing up with the doctor 12 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: that I would go to sleep a little bit. But 13 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: while I was there, he stopped my heart and restarted it, 14 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,000 Speaker 1: trying to get my a fifth down from racing so 15 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: much and taking away from my heart. So I was 16 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 1: not aware of it, was thank goodness, but he did 17 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: stop it and restarted. In Virginia and Donald were outside, 18 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:28,400 Speaker 1: and he went out and talked to him right away 19 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:31,320 Speaker 1: and said, your mother's strong. You know, you never know 20 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: let anything get down. 21 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,400 Speaker 2: But wait, I'm going to step you back to like 22 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 2: you weren't aware that this was coming, and just I 23 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 2: mean I knew you knew that eventually it was going. 24 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 3: To happen, but didn't know what was happening that day. 25 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,320 Speaker 2: You didn't. You weren't aware when you went in that 26 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 2: that was what was going to happen that day. 27 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,600 Speaker 1: Uh No. A couple of minutes before I looked on 28 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: the a writing board, Donald does me for the doctor's 29 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: appointments and I said, why am I going on good Friday? Kevind? 30 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: I said, that's kind of crazy to me. And he said, well, 31 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 1: doctor's going to do that procedure and he has the time. 32 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: And I said what procedure? And he said, you know 33 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: that one mon where you go to sleep and then 34 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: they wake you up again. 35 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 2: I said really, now, I had wow, do you remember 36 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 2: any of it? They'd put you out right, They give 37 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 2: you drugs. 38 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,639 Speaker 1: To put you out. So I went to the cap 39 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: lab and they got me all ready up and everything 40 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,919 Speaker 1: like that, and then I said, okay, I guess go 41 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 1: to sleep. So what they have to do is go 42 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,119 Speaker 1: down your throat with a camera that's white. The throat 43 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 1: hurts of you. So I said, okay, Doc, are you 44 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 1: ready for that? He said, oh, you're always ready. Grace. 45 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 1: It's okay. 46 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:50,079 Speaker 2: You know this casual motherfucker who's stopping my mother's heart, 47 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: it's like, oh great, she'll be fine. 48 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my god. So you know, so we joked 49 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: around a little and I said, okay, good night, guys. 50 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,359 Speaker 1: I'm going to sleep. So that's what I did, and 51 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,440 Speaker 1: that's how he did it. Right away, that was said. 52 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: It wasn't even a minute. It was stopped and restarted. 53 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 1: So he's trying to get the A five to slow 54 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: down so it don't keep raising my heart, you know, 55 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: which I agree. I agree when I'm go ahead, we're 56 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,519 Speaker 1: moving right along. And we went in to see the 57 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 1: doctor on Friday, was gone and he comes in and 58 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: sits down and sold dog every time you sit down 59 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,919 Speaker 1: to mean something, he said. He said, I just looked 60 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,679 Speaker 1: at your ekg they took for me when he came in. 61 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I told me you don't want to 62 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 1: see the difference. And he said, you know, he's got 63 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: a little improvement there. I'm glad about that. She's taken 64 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 1: pretty good in help. So that's that's a good that's 65 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: a plus. 66 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 3: You know, Yeah, that's amazing news. 67 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. So uh, I said, well that's fun. I'm probably 68 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: first on my life. I had it stopped and starting. Well, 69 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: I was sleeping, so that's okay, but uh, i'de lucky, 70 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: not my own spirits. 71 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 2: You know, lord, Mom, You're you're an ongoing adventure always. 72 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,560 Speaker 1: I know. I can't wait to see what we got next. 73 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: Plan for me? 74 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 2: Right? Only two times, only good times. 75 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, only good times. Over there. I said to Virginia, 76 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,599 Speaker 1: I want to ride a horse, and she goes, oh, mother, 77 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:22,680 Speaker 1: you're kidding, aren't you. I said, you kind of, but 78 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: I still would like to try it. She said, you can't. 79 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 1: You gotta wait until you're all settled with your heart 80 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: and everything. I said, okay, So she got me three horses. 81 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:37,720 Speaker 2: Now, Oh yes, yes, I have beauty. 82 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: That's the mummy I had bow over separated from Judy. 83 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: So no Shenanigans, that's the beauty. 84 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 2: You never want your toys. Fucking Mom always said that 85 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:53,160 Speaker 2: to me when I was a child. Tiger, you got 86 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 2: to keep them separating. 87 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:58,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, saying father. And then we have Baden on 88 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 1: the blue chair behind her mother being protected. I have 89 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,119 Speaker 1: all three of them and Donalds, Virginia, will you stop 90 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 1: buying her these big things for the house. 91 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 4: Whatever makes you happy? 92 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, and also beats you trying to get up on 93 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 2: a real ass horse. 94 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: So true. 95 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 2: Oh my God, that's so true. 96 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: All fun And then you saw have you seen that picture? 97 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:22,720 Speaker 1: I gotta taken and sent to you. Virginia had it 98 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: done on a block at CBS. For me, it's like 99 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: a block, it's really light. But it's a picture of 100 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,359 Speaker 1: Aunt Virginia holding me on the reeling of the Telehaestree house. 101 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: Right was green years old, and you kid, I mean 102 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,840 Speaker 1: really cute. It's so funny that Emergy has got a 103 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: hat on, because those are the days that wore hats. 104 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: You know, she's fifteen years older than me, so that picture. 105 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 2: She at least never mind her, she's she's like, you know, 106 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 2: just scenery. It's the baby in the picture that fucking shines. 107 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so adorable. Can't I didn't think 108 00:05:58,720 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 1: I was that cute. 109 00:05:59,800 --> 00:06:02,120 Speaker 3: You're always the cutest. 110 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still remain. 111 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 3: Cute, man, You're still just that cute. 112 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 2: You'd still see that little baby mammily in your face. 113 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can see why Grandma and Grandpa 114 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: fell in love with me and kid me. 115 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 2: You know, it makes sense, makes sense. That's why a 116 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:21,120 Speaker 2: parent loves a child, because they're adorable based on looks 117 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 2: and looks alone. That's it, and you were a looker 118 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,239 Speaker 2: of a kid. You could have been a model baby, 119 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 2: could have done ivory, soap, bads and ship. But still no, 120 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 2: let's let's talk about how you've been feeling. You're actually 121 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,320 Speaker 2: up and walking around. 122 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. I was outside tonight with coffee, tream around about 123 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 1: two blocks you know, in here. 124 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 2: Nice. 125 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, she ya. She was glad to see that. I 126 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,280 Speaker 1: didn't quit until I got back home. 127 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 5: You know. 128 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 3: Wow, that's amazing, Grandma. 129 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,039 Speaker 2: Excellent job. Mom. 130 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:56,640 Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Harley. Ah. I miss your wonderful voice. Holly, 131 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: I miss you. 132 00:06:58,520 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 3: I miss you so much. 133 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:04,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get together again, you know. 134 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 4: Of course. I'm so happy that you're doing so much better. 135 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. Yeah, I really do compare to list 136 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 1: here this time. 137 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 2: Better. 138 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so proud of you. You're doing amazing. 139 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 2: All right, Mom, Well we're gonna jump off. We just 140 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:24,720 Speaker 2: wanted to check in. That's all excellent news to hear. 141 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:30,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna wave the flame. Kid, I'm gonna 142 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: have a good session here now right. 143 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,000 Speaker 2: On, say hi to everybody, so goodbye to everybody. 144 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:41,800 Speaker 1: Rather, it's only just me and Her Royal Highness Princess. 145 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 3: Of course. 146 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 2: We'll kick back and joyce on ice cream. You've earned 147 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 2: it after the walk. 148 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: And it's good to hear me both. God bless you. 149 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: But I'm so happy to hear you. Harley. 150 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 4: Thanks Grandma. 151 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 3: I love you so much. 152 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 1: I love you too, Honey. My voice isn't clear yet, 153 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: but oh no you so it's okay. Then, thank you all. 154 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 2: I love you, Mom, I love you too. 155 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: Love you both, love you and squinching your kisses such kisses. 156 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 2: Well, good lord, thank you. I love you Mom, love 157 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,560 Speaker 2: you too. Good night, love you and have a. 158 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: Great night you too, kids, kids, all right. 159 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,400 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, good night. 160 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,920 Speaker 3: Good night, good night, good night. 161 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 2: Okay, bye bye bye. Oh thanks for answering, love you, mom, bye. 162 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: Okay. 163 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 3: So many, so many takeaways from that. 164 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:58,120 Speaker 2: Lot, a lot of lots of break down. Wow, can 165 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 2: you imagine they stopped your heart? 166 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,319 Speaker 3: But like she didn't even know. 167 00:09:01,679 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 2: That's a crazy thing. 168 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 6: I would want to like, well, I want to fuck 169 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,599 Speaker 6: you know, But I'd also be like, I mean, the 170 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 6: best fucking night of my life before this, like at. 171 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 2: The same time took all the fred out of it. 172 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,040 Speaker 2: But the thing is what I got from that was 173 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 2: she looked at the board and it was written on 174 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 2: the board. It wasn't like, you know, the information was 175 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 2: kept from her. It might have been information that she rediscovered. 176 00:09:28,679 --> 00:09:30,560 Speaker 2: I don't think my brother would ever be like, I'm 177 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,839 Speaker 2: a sneak attack mom for that very reason. It's like, 178 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 2: oh my god, this is a big procedure. Maybe she 179 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:35,840 Speaker 2: should you know, fucking. 180 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, did you know? 181 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,320 Speaker 2: I didn't know until after it was all done. 182 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,240 Speaker 3: I fucking no. 183 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:43,400 Speaker 2: For I mean, I was talking the other day and 184 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,040 Speaker 2: she's like, so I was at the hospital on Good 185 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,720 Speaker 2: Friday and they stopped my heart and I was like why, 186 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:52,360 Speaker 2: And you know, she went to this She told me 187 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:54,839 Speaker 2: the same thing that she just told us. But I 188 00:09:55,040 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 2: was what a harrowing notion of just like going to 189 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:05,560 Speaker 2: stop your heart and then restarted, like essentially they killed 190 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 2: her for a second or two and then brought her 191 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 2: back to life. That is kind of nuts, man. So 192 00:10:14,679 --> 00:10:17,440 Speaker 2: and she's had the whole I died experienced for her 193 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:21,559 Speaker 2: heart stopped and shit and she floated. But this was 194 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 2: she didn't she had no recollection of it. I was like, 195 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,280 Speaker 2: do you remember, do you remember like when it happened. 196 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,319 Speaker 2: She was like I was out cold, Oh my gosh. 197 00:10:28,679 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 2: But meanwhile, when she died on the table. She was 198 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 2: also out cold years ago. So your special tiger, because 199 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 2: I lost one before you and one after you. I 200 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 2: was I guess mom like those siblings. 201 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:44,319 Speaker 3: That as a real life mohamedly quote too. 202 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,520 Speaker 2: She lost She lost one of those, you know, she 203 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 2: lost one of them a miscarriage, the first one. I 204 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 2: think she didn't intend to, but sacrificed my older sibling, 205 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,720 Speaker 2: what would have been an older sibling to a Black 206 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 2: Friday sale. 207 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,320 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 208 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,559 Speaker 2: She was outside a store trying to get in so 209 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 2: she can get a TV big line and they opened 210 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,120 Speaker 2: the doors and everybody crushed in and Momily got knocked 211 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 2: down young Momily, you know, or maybe twenty nine year 212 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 2: old Momily, but got knocked down, and that probably is 213 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 2: how she lost. Yeah, look at you? Is that a 214 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 2: little is that a little too real for you? 215 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,000 Speaker 3: I just didn't know Mommiy like that. 216 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,360 Speaker 2: That's fucking mom That's Momiy's fucking story, bro. Momiley's story 217 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 2: is a patchwork of the thrill of victory and the 218 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,160 Speaker 2: agony of defeat, love and loss. 219 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,719 Speaker 3: In my adulthood, I feel like I've I've really just 220 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 3: found out who Momley is. 221 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 2: I even can fight you on that. You're absolutely right. 222 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 2: It has been the one of the greatest joys of 223 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:06,719 Speaker 2: my life that you have gotten to like connect so 224 00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:11,439 Speaker 2: hardcore with Momily She's like, sometimes I don't know what 225 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 2: you guys are talking about, but you seem to be 226 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 2: having a good time. 227 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 5: It's very funny. 228 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 2: You literally just described podcast. But yeah, man, she yeah, 229 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,839 Speaker 2: and she when she hears you talk about that, she 230 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 2: thinks she's funny. She was like, she gets proud and 231 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 2: she's so funny. She has this like moment where she 232 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 2: was like, I could have been a fucking comedian. I 233 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,960 Speaker 2: could have been Joan Rivers, I could have been Roseanne 234 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:46,559 Speaker 2: bar It could have been fucking Sherry Lewis and Lamb Chop. 235 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 2: Oh my god, could you imagine if mom, do you 236 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 2: even know who Sheery Lewis and lamp is not really 237 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:56,000 Speaker 2: quite a comedian, although she was very funny. Sherry Lewis herself, well, 238 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:58,839 Speaker 2: I was gonna say Sherry Lewis wasn't funny. Lamb Chop was. 239 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:06,559 Speaker 2: But Chop was literally WHOA about to fucking separate the two, Like, 240 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 2: motherfuck Jerry Lewis, Now Lamb Chop that was talent. Jerry 241 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:17,800 Speaker 2: Lewis is like, Wow, we're connected motherfucker. When Lamb Chop talks, 242 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,959 Speaker 2: I'm literally gone and she did that was like she 243 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,719 Speaker 2: was on TV all the time when I was a kid, 244 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 2: and that was when you could capture child's imagination with 245 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 2: a fucking sock puppet. 246 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,200 Speaker 5: Not just a child, bro. 247 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 2: She was on like Hollywood Squares, Sherry Lamp, Sherry Lewis, 248 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,680 Speaker 2: and Lamb Chop with her hand. 249 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 3: Puppet, Sollywood Squares. Oh god, oh my god, what you're 250 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 3: an old guy? 251 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 7: Yeah? 252 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 2: Old a game show? Do you know what the game 253 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,959 Speaker 2: show is? No, Hollywood Square is like one of the 254 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 2: original game shows. And it was like set up like 255 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 2: tic tac toe and they had famous people quasi famous 256 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 2: people in the squares. I think they still make this like. 257 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:05,120 Speaker 3: The floor they're supposed on episode six this first season 258 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 3: right now? 259 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:08,599 Speaker 2: Are they in a TikTok fok toe format on the 260 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 2: floor things? No Hollywood Squares. So it was like like 261 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,440 Speaker 2: the center square was Paul Lynn, who played like he 262 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 2: did many things, but he was the voice of Templeton, 263 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,880 Speaker 2: the rat in Charlotte's Web, so I get set his 264 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 2: c he was that he was the center square because 265 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,000 Speaker 2: they would always go to him for like some fucking 266 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,440 Speaker 2: risky joke, but like, well, maybe they wanted to make 267 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 2: up all around other Hollywood people Cero, you know a 268 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:49,880 Speaker 2: fucking like fucking George whatever Will Wilson or whatever, fuck 269 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 2: George Wilson, of course, but you know you're two contestants 270 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,120 Speaker 2: and there's a whole Peter Marshall. Don't make me tell 271 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 2: you my Peter Marshall story, and you know you and 272 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 2: are contestants, and so he'd be like, okay, hardly you 273 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:17,320 Speaker 2: picked for you're the circle. You get to go first, 274 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:22,200 Speaker 2: and so you're like, I will take Courtney Love and 275 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:27,360 Speaker 2: then they go Courtney and the audience goes Quurtney Love 276 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,320 Speaker 2: would never be on the show, but famous people. So 277 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:36,400 Speaker 2: she'd be sitting there and she'd be like, what again, 278 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 2: don't make me over and they would be like what 279 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 2: parts are good for women? And she'd be like, I 280 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:53,560 Speaker 2: don't know, doal parts? And then she's like, you know, 281 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 2: female parts? And then they'll be like, do you is 282 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,520 Speaker 2: the answer female parts? And they would ask you and 283 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 2: you would be like, I'm going to agree with Courtney, 284 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,320 Speaker 2: and then he'd read the answer and be like, it 285 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 2: is female parts. Circle gets the square and you've now 286 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 2: got a position on the board like Tic tac toe. 287 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:18,640 Speaker 2: You get three in a row, you win the game. 288 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,800 Speaker 2: So you use celebrities to answer these really been all questions, 289 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,640 Speaker 2: and then based on their responses, they get extra zeroed, 290 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 2: And so you're playing I hope it's painfully clear what 291 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 2: this is. 292 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: I get it. 293 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 5: I see the show. 294 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,920 Speaker 2: Why did we bring it up? Oh, Cherry Lewis and 295 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 2: lamp Chop, she'd be on the show. So you're literally 296 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,160 Speaker 2: talking about a woman who in that point, maybe in 297 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:45,880 Speaker 2: her late thirties, forties and shit like that, about as 298 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,360 Speaker 2: famous as Jennifer Lawrence is now, because there weren't nearly 299 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,640 Speaker 2: as many famous people back then. And when you were 300 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:56,480 Speaker 2: on TV, you were fucking super famous because you've had 301 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 2: eighty million people watching a television program. However, TV and 302 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 2: movie famous were very separate and different, and they rarely 303 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:08,320 Speaker 2: crossed over, and TV was just like, it's a TV 304 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 2: star versus that movie star. Bruce Willis he made the 305 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,760 Speaker 2: jump from TV star movie star, and so few a 306 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 2: few guys do it. But at any event, Sherry Lewis 307 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,400 Speaker 2: would be there with the fucking sock on her hand 308 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,840 Speaker 2: that kind of looked like a little sheep, a lamb 309 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 2: if you will lamb Chop and she would be fucking like. 310 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:33,359 Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're not give me not very smart. 311 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 5: She's not very smart, Peter, and the audience. 312 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 2: Be like your baby, they have a lighter, do it again. 313 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 2: It was fucking massive and it worked on many levels, 314 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:48,360 Speaker 2: four quadrants. 315 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:48,480 Speaker 1: Bro. 316 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 2: If you were a kid, you were like fucking lamb 317 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,800 Speaker 2: Chop talk. If you were an adult, she was working 318 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 2: a little fucking double entendre risk humor, not too risky 319 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 2: because Cherry would keep it clean because she was first 320 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:02,880 Speaker 2: informal child's entertainer. But it was an eight PM show, 321 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 2: seven PM show, so she could get a little more. 322 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:08,800 Speaker 2: She'd get closer to the line. Built an entire career, 323 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 2: not just a career, fucking fortune off that stuffed lamb 324 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,880 Speaker 2: Chop she was on. She had her own fucking television show. 325 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,639 Speaker 2: At one point, sang, God, could you imagine if my 326 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:20,880 Speaker 2: mom had been Sherry Lewis famous and worked a fucking 327 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 2: puppet for a living. 328 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 3: That'd be awesome. 329 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 2: That puppet would have been my best friend growing up. 330 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,840 Speaker 3: Wow, it really would have. 331 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 2: My mom would have because I mean, if I dealt 332 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,280 Speaker 2: with muppets, I was on the fucking you know, the 333 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:33,640 Speaker 2: muppet mayhem thing. So I've seen muppets in real life. 334 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 2: And even though a dude was sitting there with his 335 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 2: hand up this muppet and he was talking and not 336 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 2: going to control, I'm just talking and going like this. 337 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,720 Speaker 2: I didn't look at the human. I looked at the puppet. Yeah, 338 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 2: so I could have had like that might have been 339 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 2: one of my ghost siblings. 340 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 3: You would have. I feel like you would have been 341 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,200 Speaker 3: jealous of the puppet, you think. 342 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:56,639 Speaker 2: So, yeah, oh yeah, Momily is just like, where's where's uh, 343 00:18:56,960 --> 00:19:05,160 Speaker 2: where's uh? Squirrely McLean's squirreling McClean. 344 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 3: We're squirreling clat. 345 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,639 Speaker 2: We're squirreling mcclan. We're squirreling McLean in the hamper. 346 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 3: That's your backstory. That's what pushed you to be a filmmaker. 347 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:22,399 Speaker 2: There it is, people like what drove them? Oh squarely 348 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:28,680 Speaker 2: McClean like, that's your sister. I'm like, wow, well my 349 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 2: mom's hand is inside squirreling mclan. 350 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 3: Then yes, she's like it has the soul of your 351 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 3: one before you. 352 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 2: You understand, Yeah, it could have been the one before 353 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 2: me or the one after me, says my mom. Mom 354 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:45,200 Speaker 2: says you realize that mamily is squirrely McLean right Wait 355 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:57,640 Speaker 2: what a squirreling McLean's voices? Like, holy chack, I'm trying 356 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 2: to think the voice mom can do. She'd be like 357 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:01,640 Speaker 2: Harley Harley cool key. 358 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to see Momley Harley Hardy cool. Yes, 359 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,200 Speaker 5: I can. 360 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 7: Still see that. 361 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 3: Let's go and see momily done and done. 362 00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 2: Here we go, just visited momay in my heart? 363 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:28,360 Speaker 3: How old? So I love all the grandparentleies? 364 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,640 Speaker 2: Yeah you got you got three? 365 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,400 Speaker 3: Which is I've got some great grandparents? 366 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 2: Does Austin have any grandparents life? 367 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:37,640 Speaker 3: Only one. 368 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 2: A man or woman Grandma and grandpa Grandma? How old. 369 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 8: I think that? 370 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 3: She's like either late eighties or early nineties? 371 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:51,879 Speaker 8: Fuck? 372 00:20:52,359 --> 00:21:01,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, what what happened? Like Austin is kind of Catholic 373 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 2: or is Catholic? Was raised Catholic? 374 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:07,159 Speaker 3: He is his family is very Catholic. 375 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 2: The Catholic, but like is his dad? Like it's not 376 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,399 Speaker 2: just Catholic, No, his family is. 377 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 3: His dad's side of the family is Mexican and Lebanesee, 378 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 3: So it's. 379 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 2: Like they're very Catholic. But isn't it Jesuit or something 380 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 2: as well? 381 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:21,879 Speaker 1: No? 382 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,680 Speaker 3: Wait, what the what before you react like that, do 383 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 3: you know, I actually don't know what it is exactly. 384 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:39,240 Speaker 2: What's a jesuit. A jesuit is a hardcore fucking Catholic. 385 00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:45,560 Speaker 2: Where I'm a Catholic. Most people assume, like because of Dogma, 386 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,680 Speaker 2: that I was a jesuit as well, Like what's his name? 387 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:52,119 Speaker 2: Tom Clancy who wrote The Hunt for at October, he 388 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,439 Speaker 2: had sent me an email. He's like, I got your 389 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:58,200 Speaker 2: email from Ben because Ben was in the Sum of 390 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,639 Speaker 2: All Fears he played Jack Ryano point and he was like, 391 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 2: I love dog Mine and I just have to know 392 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 2: what school you studied under the jesuits at because he 393 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,880 Speaker 2: wrote it better than that. He's a best selling fucking 394 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 2: authors in any question with a preposition. But he was like, 395 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,400 Speaker 2: I have to know, like because I could smell a jesuit. 396 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 2: And I always felt really proud about that because I 397 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 2: was like, no, I just I was just I paid 398 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,440 Speaker 2: a lot of attention when I was in Catholic school 399 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:29,080 Speaker 2: because I believe that shit. Momily, you know, sold that 400 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,720 Speaker 2: shit as fucking the same fact that it was sold 401 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 2: to her, as you know, it's only now later in 402 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,280 Speaker 2: life where Mama is like the fuck, but like all 403 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,399 Speaker 2: her young life and then all my young life because 404 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,960 Speaker 2: of her young life. And I'm not painting it like 405 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,280 Speaker 2: we were in a cult, but like you know, it 406 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,560 Speaker 2: just never once occurred to me ever to be like 407 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,840 Speaker 2: what do you what do you mean? We believe in 408 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,200 Speaker 2: some magic guy in the sky we can't see, but 409 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,960 Speaker 2: we just got to take it on faith. And he 410 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 2: had a kid, and you got to explain all this. 411 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:06,399 Speaker 2: So I grew up in that world. And Momily is 412 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 2: still like tied to it. She doesn't go to church 413 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 2: as much, but she definitely is still Momily's got a 414 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 2: statue or two around the house, to say the least. 415 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 2: But to say Momily has a statue around the house 416 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,959 Speaker 2: would be like, well, of course, she's seventy fucking eight 417 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 2: years old. 418 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 7: I understand that in New York, oh ilicit sin bin 419 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:41,119 Speaker 7: of a non very collabtational household, that there are also religious. 420 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:48,359 Speaker 8: Artifacts and chochkeys and statues, fucking raiders of lost art, 421 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:49,760 Speaker 8: temple heads. 422 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,240 Speaker 9: Fucking lost and guy, you running from a giant boulder 423 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:59,560 Speaker 9: if you pick up the special little holy statue, what 424 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 9: you are? You aren't even raised in a house. But 425 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,000 Speaker 9: like the only idols you had to look at these 426 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 9: houses were Jane's you know on crosses and ship like that, 427 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,879 Speaker 9: or a Buddy Christ I got you. 428 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,680 Speaker 3: A bath oo met statue one time. No, you got 429 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:15,360 Speaker 3: me a bathroom. 430 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 2: I got you a baho met statue. You got me 431 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 2: a Bapho met. 432 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,879 Speaker 3: No, I got you the Satanic Bible and. 433 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,520 Speaker 2: You also got me the Bapho met. 434 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,440 Speaker 3: Like God, Chalice, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 435 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:25,920 Speaker 2: It really fucking unnerves me. 436 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,000 Speaker 3: I know, well, I've told you the story of what 437 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 3: happened with the statue in Austin, right. 438 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,600 Speaker 2: He got a nerve by it. He after, He's like, 439 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 2: that's not funny. 440 00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: Art. 441 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 3: Yeah. 442 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,879 Speaker 4: When we moved When he moved in during COVID, it 443 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,600 Speaker 4: had been like two weeks of him staying with us, 444 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,879 Speaker 4: and he was one night or one day he was like, 445 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,920 Speaker 4: I have to talk to you, and I was like, yeah, 446 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:49,760 Speaker 4: what's up? 447 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 10: And he was like I can't sleep at night And 448 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 10: I was like why and he was like, because I 449 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,800 Speaker 10: just know that the statue she was in the room 450 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:01,920 Speaker 10: and I can feel it. 451 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 3: And I was like, are you serious? 452 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 2: Did you know what statue he was referring to? Yeah, 453 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:13,600 Speaker 2: because he had mentioned it before, Like, yeah, yeah, get 454 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,600 Speaker 2: him many him. 455 00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,159 Speaker 3: He was like what he's just a demon. 456 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,480 Speaker 5: Goat him a teaming coat. He's not a double him. Man, 457 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 5: we go we go hit him to coat. The greatest 458 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,200 Speaker 5: done of all time. 459 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:29,159 Speaker 3: He's funny. 460 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:33,640 Speaker 5: He did go him like the Tom Brady of dark 461 00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:41,240 Speaker 5: evil gods. Oh my god, are you. 462 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,240 Speaker 2: Doing where we were going? Well? I had to go 463 00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:48,880 Speaker 2: on after midnight last week and it was the show 464 00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 2: after the fucking super Bowl, And at first I was like, oh, no, 465 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,520 Speaker 2: like about sports, Like, you ain't got any questionable for you. 466 00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:01,440 Speaker 2: They provide you with like the writers galore on the show, 467 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,119 Speaker 2: so when you show up, like there's a packet of 468 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:07,600 Speaker 2: fucking jokes that are funny as fuck that you could 469 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,719 Speaker 2: just literally pick and choose from and say those things. Oh, 470 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,680 Speaker 2: they make it so easy. 471 00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:13,120 Speaker 3: It's easy. 472 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,680 Speaker 2: The point of pride being a writer, of course, is like, naturally, 473 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,600 Speaker 2: I'm always like not that I'm saying I'm better in 474 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 2: these fucks, but it's like, you want to come up, 475 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,840 Speaker 2: I gotta live or die on my own fucking thing. 476 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,600 Speaker 2: So you know, back when it was on Comedy Central 477 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 2: and even now that it's on CBS, the approach is 478 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 2: the same, and they're very cool. If you want to 479 00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,240 Speaker 2: go in and fucking like write your own jokes and 480 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,960 Speaker 2: stuff like that. They're not like, oh, you know, unless 481 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,920 Speaker 2: I wrote something where they're like, you can't fucking say that. 482 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 2: So I had to write a bunch of jokes for 483 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,919 Speaker 2: a sports show and. 484 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,360 Speaker 3: You got to show them before Yeah, whoa. 485 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's TV though, like nobody. 486 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:57,160 Speaker 3: Do all talk shows. I guess you work through every. 487 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 8: Talk show, right, Well, here's the thing when you're got 488 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,040 Speaker 8: around let me talk show. 489 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 2: Here's the thing when you go on a talk show 490 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:14,399 Speaker 2: before you're on and let's say Colbert Seth Myers, you know, 491 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,920 Speaker 2: fucking any literally back for been the Day. For me, 492 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,639 Speaker 2: it was Leno Letterman. Now I assume it's the exact 493 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 2: same for Kim Oh, I've never been on it. It 494 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,159 Speaker 2: was the same for Jimmy Fallon when I was on 495 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,440 Speaker 2: his late night show, but not the eleven thirty show 496 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,480 Speaker 2: that he does. Now, you always have to speak to 497 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,919 Speaker 2: a segment producer and do a pre interview where they 498 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,000 Speaker 2: just want to make sure that you got ship to say. 499 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:45,080 Speaker 2: Because these these guys and gals are experts at filling time. 500 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,920 Speaker 2: They've done this show a gazillion fucking amount of fucking times, 501 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,119 Speaker 2: and so they know all the pitfalls, and the biggest 502 00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,120 Speaker 2: pitfall is we could have a guest and that guest 503 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,400 Speaker 2: could suck ass, and then it's dead air in the studio, 504 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:00,400 Speaker 2: and then it brings the rest of the show down. 505 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 2: And the thing about a late night show, particularly the 506 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:06,720 Speaker 2: eleven thirty show, is it's descending ratings the whole way. 507 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 2: The most watched part of any late night show is 508 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:13,160 Speaker 2: the monologue because that's where people and this is old 509 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,399 Speaker 2: thinking because now nobody gives a fuck. Everyone watch it 510 00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,639 Speaker 2: on YouTube whenever they want. But it used to be 511 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,399 Speaker 2: I'll stay up for the monologue that covers all the 512 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 2: news of the day. Well that was before like the 513 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 2: Daily Show did it, and other fucking people do people 514 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,600 Speaker 2: do it online, fucking like John Oliver does it on 515 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 2: Sundays and shit like that is back when it was novel. 516 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 2: So a lot of people would get their news from 517 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,200 Speaker 2: an opening monologue of one of the late night talk shows. 518 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,720 Speaker 2: From there forward, it's a sliding scale, so people will 519 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,240 Speaker 2: stick around. Half the audience sticks around for what they 520 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,480 Speaker 2: call the desk piece or the first piece, which is 521 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 2: the piece they do after that, and then by the 522 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 2: time you get to the first guest, half that audience 523 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 2: is gone, so you were left with a quarter of 524 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 2: what started the show literally fifteen to twenty minutes prior. 525 00:28:59,480 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 3: That's crazy. 526 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,760 Speaker 2: So I don't know why, but they're like, we got 527 00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 2: to make sure that fucking people are have something to say. 528 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 2: And I guess, you know, it makes sense. Some people 529 00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 2: get there and I got it. Yes, no, I imagine. 530 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 2: So they like to ask you now, I've been doing 531 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 2: it for years and done enough where like I got 532 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:19,520 Speaker 2: to a place in life where I was like, yeah, 533 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,640 Speaker 2: we don't like I'm good. I have a bunch of stuff. Yeah, 534 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:28,360 Speaker 2: and they're like, okay, well and some the really good places, 535 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:34,480 Speaker 2: like Colbert and Seth Meyers now don't ask me to 536 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,200 Speaker 2: even pre interview because they're like, we just we just 537 00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 2: can't wait to see what Kevin does. Like because both 538 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 2: of them have said in very separate fashions, like Colbert 539 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:44,880 Speaker 2: is like I love when you're on because I can 540 00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,520 Speaker 2: just sit here and drink coffee. You'll talk the entire time. 541 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,120 Speaker 2: It's like you do my job, and the same with Seth. 542 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,360 Speaker 2: Like Seth, when I last time I did the show, 543 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,560 Speaker 2: like I wrote a fucking twelve days of Christmas for 544 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,800 Speaker 2: to sing with all the bad impressions that he does. 545 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 2: So yeah, it's for me. It's like, I don't do 546 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 2: that so much anymore, Like I won't put the fun 547 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:10,600 Speaker 2: for me is like let me surprise them, and they've 548 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 2: trust me inasmuch as I've done it enough where they're like, 549 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,400 Speaker 2: you know what, he won't let us down. These cats 550 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,520 Speaker 2: I'd never worked with before, and you know, they're also 551 00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,960 Speaker 2: a network show and they were on after the super Bowl, 552 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,200 Speaker 2: so I think they were like, we want to make 553 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,640 Speaker 2: sure what you're gonna say it in pants. And so 554 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 2: even the stuff that I wrote for myself, there was 555 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 2: a writer there and we had two laptops and they 556 00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,480 Speaker 2: were combined together and I would just write it and 557 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,880 Speaker 2: he would be sitting next to me and be like, 558 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 2: that's good. So by the time you hit camera, you're 559 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,960 Speaker 2: fucking loaded. Never react. They bring out your cards so 560 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,920 Speaker 2: you have your answers right there so you can refer 561 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 2: to them before you say them, and stuff like that. 562 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:55,320 Speaker 2: They really don't leave much, you know, to chance. 563 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 3: Can I say something? 564 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 2: I would love it? I even have done. 565 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:09,400 Speaker 10: You've you have and are doing two really unexpected things 566 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,880 Speaker 10: this year, I would say, which are one have a 567 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 10: spot after a sporting event that was strange. 568 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 3: That's pretty strange. And two. 569 00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:25,520 Speaker 10: Housting a cruise when you're so fucking scared of the ocean. 570 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,600 Speaker 3: It is the weirdest of fucking bearing of all time. 571 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 2: All I can think about is like one week from 572 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,640 Speaker 2: today when we're back in dock and nobody has gotten 573 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:39,320 Speaker 2: eaten by a shugar, nobody has gone overboard, everyone is 574 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:43,160 Speaker 2: back safely. I know I Jordan swears that I asked 575 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:43,920 Speaker 2: for this at one PI. 576 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,440 Speaker 3: I'm so confused my whole life. 577 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,560 Speaker 10: Anytime I've gone to the beach, gone to a to 578 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 10: an island on Hawaii, a tropical place, so anywhere with water, 579 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,960 Speaker 10: you're always like, stay out of the water. 580 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 3: I'm gonna be so mad if you do something dangerous 581 00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 3: in the water. 582 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,360 Speaker 8: Do not go with the water. 583 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:05,840 Speaker 3: And now you're gonna be floating on a house, on 584 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,200 Speaker 3: a house ocean house. 585 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 2: What Titanics? What if we had an iceberg or what's 586 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,880 Speaker 2: the opposite of an iceberg and the sandberg? What if 587 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:15,960 Speaker 2: the Bermuda Triangle. 588 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,200 Speaker 3: That's what I was saying. And none of you all 589 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,200 Speaker 3: seem to care that you're going to be right next. 590 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:24,040 Speaker 2: To the you did your generation. Fuck with the Bermuda Triangle. 591 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,920 Speaker 6: I don't know about the rest of them, but I 592 00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:32,760 Speaker 6: what do you know about I watched watch the documentary, Yeah, 593 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,160 Speaker 6: and it's fucking scary, and so much is unexplored and unexplained. 594 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,600 Speaker 2: What do you think is the most logical explanation for. 595 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:44,440 Speaker 3: The Bermuda Triangle. I think that's for sure a portal 596 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:45,560 Speaker 3: to other places. 597 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,280 Speaker 2: No, that's not the most likely it is. I think 598 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 2: the most. 599 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 3: Like aliens come through the ocean. 600 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:55,360 Speaker 2: It's the Mariana Trench, right like, So nobody knows how 601 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,360 Speaker 2: fucking deep it goes down. They can't measure, or maybe 602 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 2: they did measure, and it's fucking way deep. But I 603 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,120 Speaker 2: read I once read a theory which I fucking like 604 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:11,560 Speaker 2: that makes sense. Terrifying, but it makes sense. Down deep 605 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,800 Speaker 2: in the Mariana Trench, there lives a monster. There's like, 606 00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,120 Speaker 2: you know, a crack in the earth, gas is leaking 607 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,600 Speaker 2: and blah blah blah. So let's say that you had 608 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,719 Speaker 2: a gas bubble that began at the surface or at 609 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 2: the base of Mariana Trench and floated up slowly getting 610 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 2: larger and larger, just like that, And when that gas 611 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 2: bubble hits the surface and the gas bubble is as 612 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:46,560 Speaker 2: large as the width and length of a battleship. It 613 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:51,960 Speaker 2: pomps and that fucking ship drops into the void that 614 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 2: was up, that was in the water, and the ocean 615 00:33:55,440 --> 00:34:01,800 Speaker 2: just fucking takes it straight down that the bloop. I believe, Yes, 616 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,880 Speaker 2: I think that's what the Bermuda trile. You know, think 617 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:07,160 Speaker 2: that's it. 618 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,920 Speaker 3: You're going to be right next to it. 619 00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 5: Well, yeah, you're literally going to be right next to it. 620 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,360 Speaker 2: You're gonna say it ain't cat. 621 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,719 Speaker 5: Deep that also, but. 622 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 2: What do you think it is? Do you really think 623 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:24,520 Speaker 2: it's a portal? 624 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,239 Speaker 3: I believe aliens come through the through the ocean. 625 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,680 Speaker 2: And they're like time with ask. 626 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,680 Speaker 4: It's like the ocean is in the depths of the ocean. 627 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 3: There are portals to other universes, and once we get there, 628 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 3: you go through it. Well we can't because, like. 629 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 2: You must talk to stay alive, you're. 630 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,239 Speaker 3: Just not able to go that deep. 631 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's that. 632 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:56,160 Speaker 8: I don't know. 633 00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,400 Speaker 10: I'm not buying an your magical theory, like my noise, 634 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:04,920 Speaker 10: auld you imagine terrifying? 635 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 2: That would be like you're on a boat and all 636 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:12,560 Speaker 2: of a sudden, the sea beneath you just literally flat out, 637 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,680 Speaker 2: opens up like. 638 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 8: Plummet happy thousands of stories, makes no sense, Try and 639 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:27,239 Speaker 8: have a good time. 640 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I hopefully that goes well. But anyway, back to 641 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:38,640 Speaker 2: fucking to little Lord faunt Leroy and him magical statues 642 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,240 Speaker 2: in your house? 643 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,880 Speaker 5: How did that come to me? 644 00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:46,280 Speaker 3: He has a We were trying to figure out before 645 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,320 Speaker 3: if it was the name of the saint, you and 646 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,319 Speaker 3: I were if it was if it was a saint, 647 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,200 Speaker 3: if it was an angel. Are those two the same thing? 648 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,279 Speaker 2: Not? Would you like me to saint explain to you? 649 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,120 Speaker 3: What's an archangel? 650 00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,560 Speaker 2: An arch angel? 651 00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:06,919 Speaker 5: Yeah? An arch angel, angel that sits on Friends show. 652 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 2: Angel Like this motherfucker Austin's parents are like, dump her. 653 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,800 Speaker 2: She has just equated an archangel with an helf. 654 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:20,280 Speaker 8: On the mother. 655 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:28,000 Speaker 2: Faisas the the archangel. There are angels, then there are archangels. 656 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,440 Speaker 2: Arch Angels are Are they bigger angels? No? 657 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:31,920 Speaker 5: They're good. 658 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,320 Speaker 2: There's no such thing as bad angel. A bad angel 659 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:38,560 Speaker 2: is a devil. That's where the devil comes from. No, man, 660 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,880 Speaker 2: archangel is just like I'm in charge of a fucking 661 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,840 Speaker 2: legion of angels, all the legions of Heaven facing the 662 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,640 Speaker 2: forces of hell. That's the movie I always wanted to 663 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,600 Speaker 2: make man when I was a kid. Fucking I think 664 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,279 Speaker 2: what's his name wants to do it. He wants to 665 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:57,480 Speaker 2: do Scott Dereckson wants to do Paradise Lost, which is 666 00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:01,480 Speaker 2: the John Milton version of the War between Heaven and Hell. 667 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,919 Speaker 2: What most people think about as like, you know, their 668 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 2: angelic lore of like God cast the angels out, and 669 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 2: you know they became He sent them to Hell and 670 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,920 Speaker 2: they became the devils and blah blah blah because they 671 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 2: were too proud. And Lucifer the light Bringer and all 672 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,960 Speaker 2: this shit that came from Milton, I ain't even from 673 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,960 Speaker 2: the fucking Bible. He was called the light Bringer. Lucifer 674 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,560 Speaker 2: was God's greatest angel, the Prince. 675 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,360 Speaker 5: You don't know the ship. 676 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:32,279 Speaker 2: He was. He is, but his secret origin, his secret villa, 677 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,680 Speaker 2: his super villain's secret origin story is that he is 678 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:41,239 Speaker 2: the light Bringer, the God's greatest fucking angel, like the 679 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:48,800 Speaker 2: most perfect creations that God ever wrought, the highest of 680 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:54,839 Speaker 2: all angels, second only to the Lord of Hosts himself. 681 00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:03,480 Speaker 2: And then one day God creates Man and says to 682 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:09,680 Speaker 2: the heavenly host, this is my greatest creation. You know, 683 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:16,359 Speaker 2: serve Man and Lucifer was like, no, serve that piece 684 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:22,239 Speaker 2: of shit. No, like I deserve you know, the love, 685 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,320 Speaker 2: not them. And the Lord was like, you dare speak 686 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,160 Speaker 2: against me the Lord you're a god, Well then I 687 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:35,200 Speaker 2: will cast you out and drop you into the depths. 688 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,839 Speaker 2: And Lucifer, you know, spit back at God saying better 689 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,400 Speaker 2: to reign in hell than serve in heaven. So fucking 690 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,759 Speaker 2: angelic lore has archangels being the highest choir of angels. 691 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 2: Then there's like the Metatron, who is the voice of God, 692 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 2: also an angel, but he was an archangel. So yeah, 693 00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,960 Speaker 2: so Austin has an archangel at you just chilling? 694 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,240 Speaker 3: He took me on a journey. 695 00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,239 Speaker 2: You know, I would love all this shit, but he'd 696 00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,959 Speaker 2: probably be like, no it, I knew it. I knew 697 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,080 Speaker 2: that is Austin Puff. Yeah. Puff would be like, oh 698 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:18,800 Speaker 2: my god, your dad is spitting fucking fact. So he 699 00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 2: still has a foot in this Catholicism. 700 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, well, his grandma gave him this little guy. 701 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,840 Speaker 3: I can't remember his name. Yeah, he was wearing like 702 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,520 Speaker 3: a robe and a hat and he had a little scepter. 703 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,480 Speaker 3: But he's not a kid Saint Jude or is he 704 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,760 Speaker 3: a pope or something? 705 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:38,960 Speaker 10: Uh? 706 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:44,000 Speaker 2: Is it. Is he a little kid? Yeah, the Infant 707 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 2: of Prague. Yeah, yes, Now the Infant of Prague I 708 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,120 Speaker 2: had in my house growing up as well. 709 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:54,839 Speaker 3: It's a little guy. 710 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,640 Speaker 2: It was a little baby version of G's not baby, 711 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:01,360 Speaker 2: but little like yeah, toddler version of Jesus. And the 712 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:06,200 Speaker 2: great thing about him is him come with many different outfits. 713 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,239 Speaker 2: He did. He was a statue that has no you're 714 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,640 Speaker 2: supposed to change it for every season. So there's purple 715 00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:18,719 Speaker 2: for Lent, there's red for Christmas, there's oh yeah, the 716 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:24,840 Speaker 2: Infant of Prague. Now Jesus himself as an infant or 717 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,920 Speaker 2: a toddler never went to Prague. That's in like what Czechoslovakia. 718 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,239 Speaker 2: But I believe there was a vision of him, just 719 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:38,440 Speaker 2: like you know, the three kids who saw Mary in Fatima, 720 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 2: they saw the vision of the Virgin mother who gave 721 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,440 Speaker 2: them the three secrets you know about this shit right 722 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,680 Speaker 2: where the virgin mother was like, I'm gonna tell you 723 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,239 Speaker 2: this is like the turn of the century. I'm gonna 724 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,759 Speaker 2: tell you three kids these three truths that will come 725 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,759 Speaker 2: to pass, you know. And she did. And the kids 726 00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,800 Speaker 2: were never allowed to tell anybody. They were only allowed 727 00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:01,759 Speaker 2: to tell the popes, and so they're all three of them. 728 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,680 Speaker 2: There were three kids. Two of them are dead. One 729 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,920 Speaker 2: of them just died recently. She was like one hundred 730 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:10,480 Speaker 2: and ten years old. And every pope that came into power, 731 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,719 Speaker 2: they would have a private meeting with the kids, and 732 00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,200 Speaker 2: the kids would tell them what the Holy Mother said. 733 00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:20,719 Speaker 2: They revealed two of them that were pinpoint true, like 734 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:26,920 Speaker 2: one hundred percent accurate, the Rise of Hitler and something else. 735 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,160 Speaker 2: I forget what it is now. The third secret never 736 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,120 Speaker 2: been revealed yet. 737 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,759 Speaker 3: Wait, this person was one hundred and ten. 738 00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:41,640 Speaker 2: The youngest kid from Fatima lived to be over one 739 00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,080 Speaker 2: hundred years old. But she just died recently, fairly recently, 740 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:48,719 Speaker 2: within the last five years, say maybe ten. I want 741 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:54,800 Speaker 2: to say five. What part of this is are you 742 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:55,600 Speaker 2: stumbling over? 743 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,360 Speaker 3: Will you say something about marry? 744 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:02,399 Speaker 2: They those kids they didn't see an infinite Prague. That's 745 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,840 Speaker 2: what in Prague. They saw a vision of Jesus, young Jesus, 746 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,080 Speaker 2: these kids in fat Yeah. 747 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,919 Speaker 3: Because well that's that's where my confusion was lying. 748 00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,359 Speaker 2: Jesus was long dead, Yeah, that was they saw him 749 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,040 Speaker 2: in Prague, and Mary was long dead when they saw 750 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:21,080 Speaker 2: and Fatima. So the kids in Fatima, you know, everyone 751 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,279 Speaker 2: was like, these fucking kids, they're fucking shepherds are off 752 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:27,000 Speaker 2: in the hills and they saw fucking the Blessed mother. Bullshit. 753 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,960 Speaker 2: Then the whole town came and somehow the witness the 754 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:31,920 Speaker 2: miracle of the sun or some shit I forget, the 755 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,799 Speaker 2: story proved that she was around and people, maybe more 756 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:38,360 Speaker 2: than just the kids saw and then that's when fucking 757 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,359 Speaker 2: people were like, oh my god, the kids are telling 758 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,879 Speaker 2: the truth and ship. So one of those kids lived 759 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,359 Speaker 2: a long ass time and told I think like ten 760 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,000 Speaker 2: different popes what the secret was. And when two of 761 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,560 Speaker 2: the secrets came true, the then popes were like, not 762 00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,600 Speaker 2: for nothing, but one of you remember them Fatima kids, 763 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,000 Speaker 2: They told me that Hitler was going to happen. 764 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,680 Speaker 3: So the third one doesn't come true, maybe. 765 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:04,719 Speaker 2: We could be oh, you know what I'm saying. So 766 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:07,319 Speaker 2: it could be that our blessed mother saw those kids 767 00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,719 Speaker 2: and she was like, let me tell you something right now, 768 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,359 Speaker 2: you know when this is all going to wrap up? 769 00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,920 Speaker 2: Twenty twenty five, baby, not the. 770 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:19,920 Speaker 3: Same, But I've been I started watching Halo last night. 771 00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:27,439 Speaker 2: Exact thing, same exact thing, the Lord Master Chief, same 772 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:35,120 Speaker 2: exact jee. Honestly, though, if if a messianic figure. 773 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,880 Speaker 3: But honestly a scary prediction of what the future is 774 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,759 Speaker 3: A scary ass one. 775 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think the future is going to 776 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,040 Speaker 2: look like? 777 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:43,680 Speaker 1: God? 778 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:45,120 Speaker 3: I hope not like Halo. 779 00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,880 Speaker 5: Still, k it sucks. 780 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,520 Speaker 2: It looks that expensive? 781 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:52,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I hope it does not look like that. 782 00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:54,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 783 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:57,120 Speaker 2: When I was a kid, you know, I thought we'd 784 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,200 Speaker 2: have flying cars by now, but that hasn't happened. 785 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,920 Speaker 5: What do you be bad for the birds flying cars? 786 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,880 Speaker 3: We already humans already hit so many animals on the 787 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,480 Speaker 3: street and the. 788 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,880 Speaker 5: Bird's territory to not have a flying cars? 789 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:19,040 Speaker 2: Is the birds? Like you hit me with something? Why? 790 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,520 Speaker 2: Because the jetson said it would happen? Okay, I was 791 00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,640 Speaker 2: promising my cartoon. 792 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:26,560 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. 793 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,720 Speaker 2: What he is a wookie walkie? He is a rookie, 794 00:44:32,680 --> 00:44:35,000 Speaker 2: is a luckie? Birdie is Bertie. 795 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,799 Speaker 5: Yes, Birdie Birdie is. 796 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,520 Speaker 2: Bird Walkie is a. 797 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:42,600 Speaker 1: Cute. 798 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:44,520 Speaker 2: I'll do the walk. He's a walk and you come 799 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:49,360 Speaker 2: in with what he is a wookie walkie is a 800 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,600 Speaker 2: wuckie work. He is a wookie walkie is a wookie work. 801 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,000 Speaker 2: He is a wookie walk He is a wookie. He 802 00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,440 Speaker 2: is a wookie wok he is a wookie. 803 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,680 Speaker 5: He is a Rookie is a wookie. 804 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,960 Speaker 2: Book is a bookie. Hookie is a wookie. 805 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:18,839 Speaker 5: Bookie, Cookie is wiki work. 806 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,360 Speaker 2: Birdie's over there in the corner. 807 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,440 Speaker 11: I'll give a fuck, Hey, bird, we were just singing 808 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,600 Speaker 11: your praises. She's like story in my life. 809 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,400 Speaker 3: I'm secute, of course sing her other. 810 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,960 Speaker 2: Song, which is. 811 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:40,560 Speaker 11: I'm just a way of wacky because I'm Wacky's puppy. 812 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,640 Speaker 11: My name is BIRDO. 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