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Hello and welcome to another episode of Armbar Audio.
I'm your host, Tim Farley.
And next to me is my trusted companion.
John Kerns.
What's up, everybody?
Now, you and I have seen our tweets and we are going to do a fans, bring
the topics, uh, what if edition?
That will be next week, but because you guys gave us a lot of good questions
and a lot of stuff that we really have to think about, do some research on,
um, For now the watch alongs go pretty well in the last one I singly chose.
So I said to John pick whatever you want.
And he, he went in a direction that I thought he would, uh, see the picture.
I am not my knowledge of death match stuff is Onita one member.
And this man.
And then, uh, no June cosigns or heard of him, Terry funk make fully,
and the recent stuff that I've seen,
uh, everyone you named is widgets in the death match
game.
Right?
So like, but like, I don't, you know, I'm, I'm trying to tell them
what you already know about me.
I've only recently actually gotten into death match wrestling this past year or.
So, but John here loves violence.
I do
like death match wrestling.
Um, tell
I'm not like, I'm not like, I'm not like a goddamn historian of it, but I like it.
Um, how you operate, you know, you're not like a super nerd.
You just watch things that you enjoy.
I
watch what I enjoy and I know names, I
know.
Uh, but yeah, what I was looking for, I was looking for a match that pitted,
uh, junior sigh against Jackie knew Ms.
Ella, which is not normal, cause they were always attempt.
Um,
but, and why were you looking for
them?
Uh, Jackie knew Ms.
Owl versus, and KSI in a razor bored to death.
Was the first death match I ever saw at the, uh, at the young age of
13 on, I didn't even know that shit existed on the youtube.com.
Well, I, um, and you had some other death matches that you were, you had in the,
I was trying to find, yeah, like before you found this one, you were like, I'm
thinking about this and this and that.
And you had like Danny havoc against someone and like, All
of them will go.
Those were ones that I, I, I was looking on.
Well, those were all, uh, you and your sign matches.
Uh, I was looking on a change manager, what his highest rated
matches work smart.
Um,
so yeah, cause Juka PSI was the first non-American death match guy.
I, that I found and he was one of the first death match
guys, period, that I've.
Because if you were, if you were 13, you were probably like me and you
only knew like Mike Foley, Terry funk.
Yeah.
And I knew about them and I had seen like, monsters ball matches on impact, but
uh, like death match wrestling is what, and I don't even really remember what
got me into it.
Probably some documentary or something that I saw.
Yeah.
Cause like, Who ran death matches in America at that time?
I mean, it seems like w I mean, like early, like ever,
I don't think of that came.
I don't think it came until CZW and IWM itself.
And I guess you could kind of say w did a little bit, like my old death
match stuff.
Yeah.
For sure.
They definitely influenced it.
Yeah.
Definitely.
And why WCW had the hardcore title WWF had the hardcore
title,
this shit, none of this shit, but I did see my parents that
staying on fire as a kid.
So that definitely right.
I mean, you could see the picture of this match, right?
Um, so this is, I think it, I think it was called like the.
The, the like autumn death mask, because it happened in October.
So it's like Halloween themed and, um, but yeah, I couldn't find the
razor board death match in full.
So I paid another match that had drink OSI and in
it.
You've never seen this mess before, right?
I don't think so.
So
we're both going in.
Uh, we're going to watch some insane shit worse.
They end up on zero, zero.
So big Japan wrestling,
man wrestling, which is still going on today.
That's where drew Parker was defending the GC w ultra violent championship where
he just recently lost it to, to Cato.
I don't think he
kinda have lost it yet.
Not wait.
Because every tournament I was
told it was just one and back.
And then the kids everyday.
Yeah.
So cologne is probably going to face through Parker and Hammerstein.
Yeah.
Or all three.
I don't know.
So,
uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Parker also hold the BJW championship.
He
held one of them.
Um, whenever he came to face, ask alone, he heard one of them
and ruckus who's going to the end of the, into the indie hall of fame has been the
BJW, uh, junior heavyweight champion.
Right.
So BJ w is.
Um,
is really cemented in the death
match
scene for sure.
But they're not just death match.
Right.
Because I know Sacramento, they're not just death
match, but they're more death match and GSWs
death match.
Right.
But they also had like, fuck, they have like funny shit matches and shit too.
Yeah.
But yeah.
So we're going to get into this,
um, Yeah, usually ITO and I'm doula.
Kobiashi I mean,
I've dealt with RC is another and dairy name and death match.
So yeah, uh, I'm doing
Kobiashi is going to be the
half the bald guy with the blue pants and the Kirby boots, uh,
June to PSI is the Tracey monkey.
That's his name?
It's on his ass.
It's honest.
Jackie Nim is alwa has like black metal paint
because I think she, the dark angel or the black Angela, it's one of those,
but it's, it's one of those names, not
morbid angel.
Well, yeah.
Um, you
said cologne, Parker and Takeda triple third, death match the Hammerstein.
Bret.
If you're planning on doing that for that match, have nine one
diode with your thumb over the.
Wasn't that a wrestler.
And then he just come out and showed, slammed people.
I don't know.
He was a big ass dude just came out and choke slam sequel.
I think probably
as far as big ass dudes in ECW go.
The only one I can think of now is Rocchio.
Um, the fucking Amish guy, what a gimmick
for these characters are so weird to me,
this characters, the
only one I can think of there's somebody on the indie scene.
Now he's been around for a while and wasn't.
What about that small person who was always with Negro butcher?
Wasn't he, I don't know a lot about Negro books.
No, that was grizzly, but like there is this, the redwoods
there don't know a lot about Necker butcher, which is bizarre
because I'm starving to death.
All I noticed that you piece of shit, a lot of people
would
say it's okay, that you don't know a lot about it.
And before I knew that he was a piece of shit, all I knew is that
he beat himself up a bunch and was in the movie, the wrestler.
And I think he, uh, helped train broody Lee at points.
Well, there you go.
All right.
So go ahead and put that link in the description, but
I could be wrong.
So fucking quote.
10 Farley says, what's the chain.
Really?
We fight for where we're going to get a call for Sean.
I hope I hope I'll turn that shit into a dealer or something.
Hey Shawn, you want two guys?
you want two
dudes that are going to drive clicks away from your wife?
We're definitely
like the underground of wrestling, journalism.
I don't even know if we're journalists.
I think we're just two box.
Yeah.
Anyway, two marks with a part.
Yes.
Here we go.
So we're going to
say.
Two three bang
size blonde that's reused ITO.
Yeah,
the normal looking person in the matches.
I like that guy.
Yeah.
Oh, the colon June.
Yeah.
I've,
I've
heard both.
It's like easy and easy.
Yeah.
I've seen plenty of, of Dory Kobiashi match.
But I don't, I really don't think I've ever seen this one.
He lifted up that titling.
Cassandra was like, fuck you,
we've got a headbutts between Kobe caviar
sheet is already sweaty.
I was about to say he already got swamp pass from what
I mean, they're outside.
It's probably humid as
fuck.
Oh shit.
There's blood already coming from their foreheads.
Well, at least from a bill this door.
Yeah, I'm doing Kobiashi.
Yay.
Do the butcher you'll fuck yourself.
Why?
Oh, he's a piece of shit.
Oh really?
Yeah.
Like the kind of piece of shit that doesn't tell people.
Yes.
Hepatitis and then has, has death matches.
Oh
yeah.
That's not cool.
Not at all.
I want some nice kicks there to concise.
Just so there's at least
one wrestler in the match.
No, you're not in love death match.
I can say this shit.
I'm not being an asshole.
Right.
Did you notice that the ropes are also barbed wire?
That's also going to be set on fire series.
She noticed that because I didn't until just
now.
No.
So these were the first guys I ever saw use light tips.
And now that's a,
that's a Tuesday night and JCW
or anywhere.
Yeah.
Or obviously w
your mom and chief used to watch, um, Japanese women's death matter as one
that would come on TV at like two in the morning on some public access channel.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Well, we talked to.
One of the fucking shops.
They're probably one of the ones with a drug ski.
We talked about the jumping bomb Angeles.
She
knows all about them.
Well, they're out and about
good old chair.
Third spot.
Love that.
You got
numerous hours of doula throwing chairs at each other
were going into pools and like trees and shit.
I do have my coffee here.
No,
it's December.
I got my peppermint mocha cappuccino.
He just spit that shit on somebody up must.
So a lot of screaming.
Yeah.
He probably should have been
wearing as a swim guard.
Yeah, whenever he got spit on Dave shit.
I do
see on the outside, I see a rack with white tubes kind of stacked
up on it right there.
We just saw it spot similar in the jury Parker indicator match
in BJW funny enough,
but that match, they had like a fucking wireless setup, the head all up to tubes
in it.
No.
Now I know at some point your forehead's bleeding.
Why are you still using it as a weapon?
Cause he's fucking crazy.
GSI is we know your stuff.
Page
stuck.
Stuck pig.
Yeah.
The stuffed pig is what you sleep with.
Yeah.
You leave Hamilton out of this.
Donald's on and here we go.
No,
I'm not
entirely sure what just happened there.
A guy got excited because there's flame.
Now we're going to burn your fat face.
If you watched the dark side of the ring about FMW you'll know that
these matches don't generally go
well, what, what is his, he's
got a chain with something on the end of it.
That is very susceptible to Flint.
What the fuck?
So
it's a good thing.
There's no building to burn down.
I agree.
There's a lawyer on, uh, chairs or white board on chairs.
Yeah.
Table boards, no doors
at this time.
It didn't start using doors at this point yet.
This is, um, 2005
a year before I graduated high school.
Uh, for before I did.
Yeah, I was watching these on
the computers in high school.
That's probably why I went down probably,
or it could have been the boss.
So we're just going to set this up far too.
That's cool.
It's hear what I said.
The bodies outside of linemen.
Yeah, it wasn't that like, no, that never
really happened at ours.
I don't think school was happening when it happened?
No.
Oh, ITTO trying to drive that wrestling stuff and he just paid for what
the fuck he trying to do.
So
be kicking me in the chest and shit.
You know where you are.
You're in the jungle baby.
Is that racist?
No,
I don't think
it's racist.
I think that songs about New York.
No, I know that nothing, but he could have said jungles in Japan
or there that's more selling.
That's why Thailand and stuff.
Although he is the crazy monkey, he could say that he's from the jungle.
The crazy monkey June KSI.
His finish.
Is he?
Oh, no
lighter fluid.
Oh no.
I'm going to set this on fire.
I don't know at worth, at least in this corner,
not your size.
Finnish is he Dawn's aviator goggles and twines up.
Well, the PSI has a dollar right now and his partner who I already forgot
his name, the Salah or something.
He's trying to keep, you know, algebra size partner.
Jackie knew Massawa.
Yeah.
And it was Al was trying to keep ITO out, but setting that on
fire, but it didn't work, but everybody's not the flame anyway.
Well, that's
what
happened in that.
But yeah, in that FMW dark side of the ring, didn't they save
it like these types of matches.
It makes the temperature in the ring rise to dangerous levels.
Sounds true.
I didn't, I didn't watch that episode.
Oh, that episode was amazing.
I know.
I want to watch it.
No, I love how it Bussa.
Yeah, there was some and Mike awesome.
Uh, yeah,
there was some insane shit that was brought to light in that episode.
I'm a, like this stick on fire you and your sweaty ass.
I'm going to throw this fire into the swamp
fire.
Warren Shonda was, was that.
Or that from chances on I was struck by is, will
Ferrell.
Oh yeah.
He chopped up Nelson was also one
better fucking move.
I'm going to say at this point, this is an uncontrollable.
I don't know that one top rope is burning at a rapid.
Yeah.
I
just remembered what the finish of this match looks
like.
Oh, you haven't seen this?
I wa I skimmed through it when I picked
it.
We got a door just in a never ending loop of basketball
board in his legs, man.
Stay out of the room.
He's ours now.
And I don't know why I'm so tired.
I woke up.
But I did spend more time on the elliptical than usual.
All
right.
He's going to set a bundle of tubes on fire and use that on
adore Kobiashi at this point.
Ah,
it did not stay on fire very
long.
Got the double elbow job from
a
doula.
Yeah, he's coming back.
Running knee strike from a doula.
has a Japanese table that will not break,
but the empathy you're going to try
numerous, our sentence of the barbed wire.
You know, guys
set up on a table on the outside.
Uh, tell me a doula jumps on it.
Oh no, he's going to do something else.
I think he might try to slam Jackie into him.
Yeah.
Oh no.
We got a ladder coming out.
Why are you taking your eye off a cosign?
Put them through the table.
I think Ray is the one that's that's going to jump off the ladder.
I think the middle of the ring.
Oh, my God.
oh man.
There's hotspot of the match right there
so far.
It's
always cooler when you jump over fire.
Well, yeah.
One
two, no
kick out from Memphis.
Our fucking Northern lights.
Suplex
GSI is left for dead on the
outside
leis.
Uh, . And now Ito's going to the top of the letter again, but none
the Zola is up because size as well.
And he's riding, he's going up there to meet ITO.
It seems
like we're going to get a Superflex
off a wider bam
into a pile of broken
glass.
Oh, man,
go in and chop
from
a door to the arm.
He said, fuck your Lariat.
Oh right.
To the nuts.
It's picking them back up German.
Suplex from Cassandra
G saves
the match.
Yeah.
I would just dump some out.
Yeah, no ropes on that one side.
I think he's got his goggles.
Yeah, he's got the goggles going to try to finish it off.
Now he's going to put the yard was on, is going to go up.
It's going to salute and scream, shade, which means die.
And then he's going to jump on him.
He does like a fucking supervise splash.
Well, hopefully it works out for him now they're setting.
Oh shit.
Uh, oh, he's
going to jump on through, they got a bundle with tubes between two chairs.
The tubes are about to be set on fire and then, cause I was going to
jump absolute insanity.
I want to see a documentary.
I'm sure they exist.
Interviews with death match wrestlers as to why they chose to do it because there's
so many death match wrestlers that I see that no, they don't have to be right.
It's like what in your brain
either, if the match
again, numerous hours getting really sick of him,
he needs to do more than just dump them out every time.
Maybe that was just hit him with a double DDT there maybe that'll
work no more chairs coming.
Very interesting tubes that they chose to target the bigger man
and throw out the smaller man.
Damn
just got whooped in the face with a chair.
The hell is that.
I think maybe like car parts, like what is something
that's burning good for him?
Cause he got something
burning.
Good.
Whoa.
Hey yo.
Throwing a Flavin like, oh, oh, that was wild.
The are you waiting for
Coby?
I see he's probably in excruciating pain as well.
No new checks out.
You can't put down the blockage,
all that
easy.
Almost certainly the Ogun.
You can't put the blackheads without that easy
brother.
Oh, the broken bread of the table of respect to the head.
He won't go down.
What's he going to take?
Bam.
He snaps the part wire.
The barbed wire was so hot and it became brittle and snapped.
Look at the zoom
mass.
Exactly.
That's how you know, what's 2005
Japan,
numerous hours just got dropped on his fucking head.
We got more fire coming.
He's got a Fleming bat.
These people are absolutely out of their fucking minds.
You're just have robots do this for
them,
but knew my time was up smash.
Another shot with a bet.
Numerous hours down.
Couple of marches
up.
I think it just pushed him, like, get the fuck down.
I'm the big boy.
The bat
is a, it was a blaze again.
How about job?
And that's it
damn
Kobayashi.
And ITTO take
the win Kobayashi God, his ass whooped and then came back.
Oh,
Jordan.
Alright,
so there you have it.
Yeah.
What'd you think of
that one to me, I think that people who choose to do that there is
they have to be masochist say this.
Or just not right.
Like, I don't, I don't understand.
I don't understand why people choose to do this, but I I'm glad
they do because it is entertaining.
Um, so I'm glad the big guy got back.
Got it, got his groove back.
Um, yeah, it was, it was entertaining and it was, it was relatively short.
We're actually going to watch some more, uh, crazy shit tonight.
The other one's a gcwr tonight, actually, speaking of which this, uh, comes out
on Monday on Wednesday inside the Indies will be returning and I will have John
with lb with them this time, because it's a inside the Indy super show.
We're going to be covering triple, triple mania rail, uh, beyond, beyond,
uh, Feet feet forever or whatever it is just to WCCW so high and so alive,
it will be more of a conversation.
And, uh, you know what we liked what we didn't like, et cetera.
Uh, it's not going to be like me just breaking things down.
So, uh, look out for that.
And, uh, wherever you are in the world, whether it's morning, noon,
or night, you have a great one.
Peace love through all of you all bank.