Fire the Canon

We read the first ever installment of the Goosebumps series by none other than R.L. Stine himself. In Welcome to Dead House, we meet an ordinary 12-year old girl with normal looks and a normal nuclear family who experiences a sudden change in circumstances, then terror ensues. The same description could apply to literally any Goosebumps book, but somehow ol’ Stiney Boy keeps the scares coming! Topics include: monster blood, unlikely friendships, the Audubon Society, zombie dogs, THE Ohio State University, Ripoff L. Best, firstname-lastname combos, Spooktacular kids, and Bump of the Month.

Show Notes

We read the first ever installment of the Goosebumps series by none other than R.L. Stine himself. In Welcome to Dead House, we meet an ordinary 12-year old girl with normal looks and a normal nuclear family who experiences a sudden change in circumstances, then terror ensues. The same description could apply to literally any Goosebumps book, but somehow ol’ Stiney Boy keeps the scares coming! Topics include: monster blood, unlikely friendships, the Audubon Society, zombie dogs, THE Ohio State University, Ripoff L. Best, firstname-lastname combos, Spooktacular kids, and Bump of the Month.

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What is Fire the Canon?

Prefer your books in comedy form, but still want to sound smart at parties? We got you. Discover the hilarity hidden in the classics with new episodes every Thursday.