Sound Bites
- "The Indians saved their ass so many times"
- "The Native Americans saved them"
- "The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam"
- "Replace truth for fiction for truth."
- "I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future"
- "We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together"
- "Seriously though, I have two friends that I've been friends with since the ninth grade. We're so close that a lot of our friends refer to us as Moe, Larry, and Curly."
- "Oh my god"
- "Let's change this around. Why don't we change it around? Greg, you're fucking Michelle, right? And then you're fucking Michelle and then Tim. Send me pictures"
- "There's a certain tendency that definitely exists out there."
- "That's gonna be a horrible life. Being a horny chick who wants to fuck and then has to cr - and then just feels terrible guilt afterwards."
- "Yeah, but can they open their mouth and suck dick? That's what we really bad as."
- "What was that movie where Tom Cruise was a cop that arrested people before they committed the crime? Minority Report."
- "My God, should we not maybe make them look so indistinguishable from humans that they can infiltrate and kill us? This is just like, you know, Terminator."
- "Can you guys imagine, I mean, it's probably not unrealistic that in, I don't know, 10 years, 15 years, no, seriously, 10, 15, 20 years, like that these humanoid robots will be available commercially and affordable for most middle class and up families, like to have like servants."
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