Atlas Balked

Dusty strikes back, real life villains and the Juiceless HOF inductees

Show Notes

In this episode we discuss:
  • J-Lo’s microphone difficulties 
  • And his imitation of GK and Swag 
  • An on-air confession (about not making a move) 
  • Dusty arrives and is a little irritated  
  • Another microphone comment 
  • Boring questions 
  • The dominance of Justin Timberlake 
  • No honor among podcast hosts 
  • The Dreamers are trolling us, constantly 
  • The “Master-mindful” One 
  • Martha M’s legacy 
  • Some uncomfortable questions from GK 
  • The Dreamers come up short from the GOAT (and Tim doesn’t miss his opportunity) 
  • We won’t let Elden know what Dusty typed 
  • A real life villain  
  • The real world horror show of the Chipmunks careers 
  • A Public Service Announcement from the Juiceless Crew 
  • Our very own hall of fame  
  • Hey Bots, guess what….we lack some discipline during the ceremony. Surprised? 
  • Why Larry Walker’s dad bod can be used as evidence according to GK 


“California Uber Alles” - Dead Kennedys 
“Blitzkrieg Bop” - The Ramones 
“Time Bomb” - Rancid 
“Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out” - The Replacements 


Alternative Titles: The Gateway of Podcasts | Microphone Problems | Monday Sunday Funday | Dusty in a Wig | Lance the singing bass | Orlando Neverland  

What is Atlas Balked?

Welcome to Atlas Balked, a weekly chronicle concerning the mundane, weird, and maybe even sometimes dramatic happenings of a Simple Fantasy Baseball League .

This podcast captures the thoughts and musings Gregg, Joe, Jack and Tim - four of the twelve owners in the league.