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(upbeat music)

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Hashtag relatable.

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Hashtag relatable, like Olympus.

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Rising above the searing gate.

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Yeah, we're always

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trying to be educational here.

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You shrink basically, so you contract.

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Guys, no, no.

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So some things do change.

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This is so cool, you

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almost forget they're naked.

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That I'm good at a lot of things.

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I'm just not great at anything.

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You're a worthless

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talent, just for the record.

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Yeah, stop worrying about what other

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people think of you.

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You make fun of me for it

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all the time, it comes up.

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It comes up, I know, it was--

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Sounds like it might come up again.

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I still don't see what's funny about it.

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And maybe I should have had

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a glass of wine, and then--

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These are one of these stories

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that we don't want our kids to hear.

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Probably more acceptable in Vegas than drinking one at home.

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It absolutely is.

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You'll never believe what dad told me.

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I didn't know my biological father.

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I wanted to raise my kids

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differently than I was raised.

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Jumping out of a window, I

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could have got away with it,

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because there's no proof of it.

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What are you going to

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do in the big moments

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when it really matters?

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Your dad's being

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arrested, at least for me for--

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Well, I don't know how to

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turn on the TVs in our house.

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Wow, that's your dream?

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Struck comedy gold with that one.

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A long time ago,

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didn't some book come out?

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Yes, yeah, okay, well we

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are far from that goal.

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Are we taking bets on this, do we care?

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Oh, you can't have me anymore.

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You practically finished my--

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Sand castles.

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(laughing)

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You tried to hold it in.

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I can't.

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We cannot end with

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that every single time.