Stonks Gone Wrong

August 04, 2025 - Markets are reacting to a potential Wall Street rally, with Asian stocks poised to follow suit. Hims & Hers reported promising growth but saw its stock decline. Denny’s shared mixed insights on the restaurant sector ahead of earnings reports from larger competitors. In regulatory news, the CFTC is considering allowing futures exchanges to trade spot cryptocurrency. Meanwhile, political tensions rise as the Texas Governor orders the arrest of Democratic lawmakers. Concerns grow over the U.S. jobs report and the implications of Trump’s budget law, which could increase the deficit by $718 billion. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.

What is Stonks Gone Wrong?

A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.