1 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,958 (upbeat music) 2 01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:06,500 Disclaimer, this isn't 3 01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:07,375 completely unplanned. 4 01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:08,500 I could've just gone 5 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:09,791 ahead and said the F word 6 01:00:09,791 --> 01:00:11,458 and then I'll be in real trouble. 7 01:00:11,458 --> 01:00:12,375 You're a robot. 8 01:00:12,416 --> 01:00:13,250 And I don't want to 9 01:00:13,250 --> 01:00:14,416 wish away time at all. 10 01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:16,500 I literally just learned about everything 11 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,583 that's happening two minutes ago. 12 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:20,333 I don't know how, I mean, I was like, no. 13 01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,666 We talked on phones on the walls. 14 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:23,500 I feel like I'm 15 01:00:23,500 --> 01:00:24,791 constantly on maternity leave. 16 01:00:24,791 --> 01:00:27,833 I can't be focusing on a promotion. 17 01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:29,916 Which isn't the best of relationships. 18 01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,166 It's a give and take. 19 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,500 Sometimes it's good to 20 01:00:32,500 --> 01:00:34,083 hear that you're normal. 21 01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:35,041 You're normal. 22 01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:36,333 You're not that cheesy. 23 01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:37,833 Oh my God, that's not 24 01:00:37,833 --> 01:00:38,958 cheesy, that's something else. 25 01:00:39,041 --> 01:00:41,458 Raising children, marriage, and career. 26 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:43,166 If I can just get to that horizon, 27 01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:44,625 they get to there's another horizon. 28 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,083 I do love a good high five. 29 01:00:46,083 --> 01:00:47,625 I love the fact that we're Gen Xers. 30 01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:48,416 There was a lot more, 31 01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:49,458 I think, trial by error 32 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:51,250 when we were kids. 33 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:52,791 That's a great dad joke. 34 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,500 I never gave the thumbs up. 35 01:00:54,791 --> 01:00:55,583 They were the ones 36 01:00:55,583 --> 01:00:57,250 who gave me a thumbs up. 37 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:58,166 Sitting on a cactus. 38 01:00:58,500 --> 01:00:59,625 I think you all get the point. 39 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:01,291 Technology has brought 40 01:01:01,291 --> 01:01:02,791 this world to a faster pace. 41 01:01:03,208 --> 01:01:04,125 Played us against each 42 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:05,583 other in a very real way. 43 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,791 Of stuff falling from the sky. 44 01:01:07,041 --> 01:01:08,208 It was beyond PJ time. 45 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:09,333 Skeet ball. 46 01:01:09,375 --> 01:01:10,500 We actually had a competition, 47 01:01:10,875 --> 01:01:11,958 a hand clapping competition. 48 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,708 That's a thing, we took an L on that. 49 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:15,333 We took a loss on that one, for sure. 50 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:17,041 I'm a half expert on myself, 51 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:18,041 and that's really where it stops. 52 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:19,875 We'll have a lot more to talk about. 53 01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:21,708 And so will you. 54 01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:22,833 We'll cut that.