(upbeat music)
Disclaimer, this isn't
completely unplanned.
I could've just gone
ahead and said the F word
and then I'll be in real trouble.
You're a robot.
And I don't want to
wish away time at all.
I literally just learned about everything
that's happening two minutes ago.
I don't know how, I mean, I was like, no.
We talked on phones on the walls.
I feel like I'm
constantly on maternity leave.
I can't be focusing on a promotion.
Which isn't the best of relationships.
It's a give and take.
Sometimes it's good to
hear that you're normal.
You're normal.
You're not that cheesy.
Oh my God, that's not
cheesy, that's something else.
Raising children, marriage, and career.
If I can just get to that horizon,
they get to there's another horizon.
I do love a good high five.
I love the fact that we're Gen Xers.
There was a lot more,
I think, trial by error
when we were kids.
That's a great dad joke.
I never gave the thumbs up.
They were the ones
who gave me a thumbs up.
Sitting on a cactus.
I think you all get the point.
Technology has brought
this world to a faster pace.
Played us against each
other in a very real way.
Of stuff falling from the sky.
It was beyond PJ time.
Skeet ball.
We actually had a competition,
a hand clapping competition.
That's a thing, we took an L on that.
We took a loss on that one, for sure.
I'm a half expert on myself,
and that's really where it stops.
We'll have a lot more to talk about.
And so will you.
We'll cut that.