There is very little time or point in an explanation. To be blunt,
the audio came from a timeline and dimension that has collapsed
at a quantum level, rendering it null and void in terms of existence.
Operational time in the dimensional continuum where the beings that
created the audio collapsed in on itself, rendering all of their
civilization, including technology, null and void. Timelines across
the entire continuum are collapsing and changing. The destruction
has a nexus that centers on cinema syll.
10 years. Man 10. 10 years.
10 years. Man 10 years. 10 years.
10. 10 years. 10 years.
What is the most likely way humanity. Will be wiped out? Maybe it's
something. Or us. Although the way the world ends
might be because of you. And if this is the case, you wouldn't have any
control over it. The global temperature rise underscores a chilling reality.
Our planet is trying to tell us something, but we don't seem to be
listening. A recent study has suggested that one. Third of annual
deaths due to heat are directly related to global warming.
On top of the initial flash of thermonuclear
light, which is 180 million degrees, which catches every everything
on fire in a nine mile diameter radius. On top
of the bulldozing effect of the wind and all the buildings coming down,
and more fires igniting more fires on top of the radiation
if they happen to have survived poisoning people to death. On top of all that,
each one of these fires creates a mega fire that is
a hundred or more square miles.
Timelines across the entire continuum are collapsing and
changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers on Cinema
PsyOps. A breathtaking scientific revolution is taking
place. Biotechnology has been progressing at stunning speed,
giving us the tools to eventually gain control over biology.
Solving the deadliest diseases while also creating viruses
more dangerous than nuclear bombs, able to devastate humanity.
It's man returning to the most primal,
violent state as people fight over the tiny
resources that remain. What if the world we live in.
Is just a dream or a simulation? Whether it's a dream or
some advanced computer game you are playing right now, when it ends,
you would be what causes the end of the world. Please do us all a
favor. Continue dreaming or playing this game of life.
Because when you wake up or unplug, there's a chance the rest of us
will be blaked out of existence. Timelines across the entire continuum
are collapsing and changing. The destruction has a nexus that centers
on Cinema syn.
10 years. 10 years.
Hello.
And welcome to the 502nd consecutive week of
Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Cort, the guy that is not as
excited to Talk about Terror of Mechagodzilla. As he was about Godzilla versus
Mechagodzilla. And being a little bit consternate that he had to
cover this film instead of mine. Is my co host, Matt. Yeah. I mean,
I like chips, number one. This is good stuff.
Matt's munching on the air because we have a truncated timetable and
we're trying to get the episodes done still. All of us got
start today, daylight savings time. That and
also my wife got backed in town last night. So I
got laid too. So that's why I didn't so easy.
Yeah. Yeah. Y Y yeah. Yeah. The Terror of Mechagodzilla.
Was it terrible? I mean, the story is up,
but it's like all over the place. But once you get to the end,
it's okay. Yeah. My movie obviously should have been the sendoff.
Yeah. I don't know because again, we're recording out of order here. I don't really
know exactly how I'm going to say it on my Episode. Episode. But this is
the official end of the Showa era. And then the Heisei era
starts after this movie. And essentially it should have stopped with
just Godzilla. It should have stopped. Yeah. With Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla.
That's all you needed. You didn't need this.
Yeah. And even though we don't need this, we're still going to
cover this. And I don't have to cover it. Yeah. I don't want to really
talk too bad about it because there are some legitimate fight stuff that I do
enjoy that when we get into it, the. Ending is very good. When you
talk about a Kaiju movie. Batting in this is what our problem
is. Yeah. There is so many human stories that I
don't blame you for going a little more clip heavy for you and for the
lengths. We'll see how they shake out when I actually edit them down after we
do the show. Because like the opening one seems long, but once you edit it
down to just the narrator talking about the last movie and kind of the
story up to this point, it won't be as long.
Half of it is like fight scenes, but it's all the same narrator
then later on telling important things. So fuck it.
Yeah. And it'll be what it'll be. We're just trying to
trundle through in a world that is increasingly becoming something that neither
one of us wants to live through. That's about it. Yeah. So we're
still trying to do the show. We're still trying to put on a game face
and be happy about it all. And we're dying inside and self medicating.
Yeah. Panic attacks on the daily.
What up? Ooh, you get the luxury of daily minor hourly.
My resting heart rate is panic attack.
My resting bitch face is psychopath.
Yeah. At this point. All right, enough deleting
the dallying. Let's just get into talking about the Terror of Mechagodzilla like
we've been doing all along. On the pirate radio edits. All songs featured from the
same year as the release that were popular in the year of the release of
the film In Terror of Mechagodzilla's case, that's 1975.
So up first on the pirate radio edit is the band
War with the song why Can't We Be Friends? Immediately following
this, it has been decided. That explaining the motivations of fiction
versions of an evil Cort becoming self aware would best be achieved using
upbeat music to offset the truly horrific messages hidden
within. We sincerely hope this helps to comfort you in these
trying times.
Lots of secrets very deep can't you feel my fire?
With each new invention Higher and higher
I'll be right the rules of fate yet it's my time to
sweep away the past no reason, no crime
if lots of bleeding Bring the alcohol of the wire
Cause in this world only chaos inspires
all the humans living in despair
they won't survive my plan don't
you worry Just hand me the control they won't
survive all the humans feel
can't you see I'm crafting something real Deep
inside my heart It's a mad seal I'll give birth
to a new age can't you feel this thrill? With each spark igniting
dread Humanity's will if the world needs a reset
can't hold back the tide what's the price of progress?
There's no place to hide Dancing on the edge of time it's
my desire to watch the world burn bright in my empire
all the humans living in despair they
won't survive my plan don't
you worry Just hand me the control they won't
survive all the humans I'll take the
pieces Reshape the fate in this dark
and lab I can't wait with every twisted thought
the end draws near for new dawn to rise.
A. Quest, every fear all
the humans living in despair they won't survive
My bath. Don't you worry Just hand
me the control they won't survive all
the humans. Ah, that's a great song.
War has a couple of really good hits from around this year,
so I really had to feature this one. Yeah, and if you want to keep
me from singing, man, just give me snacks now, cuz. Damn. I just.
Instead of singing and annoying you, I was snacking. Yeah, that's perfect. Just something to
keep your mouth busy so you don't. I. I made my own nacho
dip. Well, are you going to be able
to do your notes while you're munching on your nacho dip that you just
made for yourself?
Hold on, hold on. Let me.
Oh, man. I would rage quit this show if I were a listener. I so
would. But. Oh yeah, me too. I wouldn't have left a long time ago.
Are you kidding me? All right. Terror of Mechagodzilla
First 20 starts out with Godzilla and some narration,
which means it's our first clip. King of the Monsters Nobody
knows the origin of this indestructible monster.
But many people believe Godzilla was some kind of an ancient
God. The others felt Godzilla
was a prehistoric monster awakened from
a million years sleep by atomic explosions
making this awesome creature a threat to civilization.
Attempts were made to destroy Godzilla with modern war machines.
To Godzilla, these implements of destruction
and their tremendous firepower were merely toys.
He batted them away and easily destroyed them.
Annoyed and angered by this attack,
Godzilla set out to destroy the cities.
The sound of his screeching roar and earth shaking footsteps
sent thousands running from their homes. Fearing for their
lives, he crushed all in his path
and set the countryside aflame with his fiery breath.
All of man's military might was no match for Godzilla.
Bullets, tanks, rockets.
They had no effect on this giant. His fierce attack
back left the cities in room.
There seemed to be no way of stopping this 600 ton
monster. As whole city blocks became a raging inferno.
Then from the black hole of outer space,
invaders from other planets and galaxies decided
this was the opportunity to take. Over the earth are returning to
normal. But Godzilla, like an
animal protecting his home territory, decided to unite
with the earth in attempting to fight off the invaders.
Godzilla, the terrifying monster now becomes
Godzilla, the friend and ally.
To cope with Godzilla, the invaders used monsters of their own.
Many fierce battles took place with these frightening monsters.
Godzilla was put to the full test of his strength.
But in the end, Godzilla and the earth people were
victorious. Other sinister
minds from outer space decided that the only way to
take over the earth and destroy Godzilla would be with another
Godzilla like creature. A huge robot monster
impervious to anything.
Mechagodzilla in
their first encounter, a furious battle took place in Which Godzilla
almost met his match.
Godzilla called upon heretofore unknown powers to
defeat his mechanical counterpart. And then
he hurled him into the sea. Days later,
an undersea expedition sets out to recover the remains
of the mechanical marvel. Well, we see a sub
is being deployed to try to find Mechagodzilla. But it gets attacked
by another creature. Some dudes are in a meeting. And that is our
next clip. That's solid work. It's true that the submarine was still in
the experimental stage. It had been specially designed by us at the Ocean
Exploitation Institute. I can't believe it. That this accident was caused
by some mistake on our part. What did the wreck tell you? Not much.
The sub had been hit with enormous impact. It'd been ripped completely apart.
Shannon, it wasn't an explosion. Check the
report. It's possible. Chief,
you'll find this interesting. Take a look at these. We can't be sure about it,
but the man who took these photos swears he saw something. Something strange rising
out of the sea just above where the submarine sank. It rose up
several times. Now, that's not much to go by, but I think it means that
we must be very careful about what we do in the future. My name's Ichinose
from the Oei. Hey, Ichinose Maroshi. How are
you? Hi. You do know each other?
Yes, we were at college. Oh, good. Okay, take a seat.
Okay. Nice to meet you. Thank you. We'd like you
to listen to this carefully. It's a recording made from the subject just before it
sang. Yes. Come in,
Headquarters. Come in,
Headquarters. Can you hear me, Headquarters? It looks like a giant
fish. No, no. Not a fish. A dinosaur.
A giant dinosaur. Headquarters. It's a dinosaur.
Come in, dinosaur.
Play it again. It's a
dinosaur. A giant dinosaur. Big brother's. Come in,
Big Fathers, help us. There's no doubt he's saying what's
in Teams of AR biologists. What do you think?
Big? Can you hear me? I can't believe
it.
Help. Help. It's a dinosaur.
It's coming straight for us.
Captain, I've been waiting for you. Tell me, did you have a good trip?
I'm exhausted. Earthling plane flights are terrible.
One hour is worse than a thousand in space travel. But I suppose that it
is necessary for the project. You're correct. Be patient.
We must use the right time to exert our power on
Tokyo. Yes, Captain.
Tokyo will do. As an earthling city,
it's typified by its pollution and confusion. In spite
of their attempts to control it, the Earthlings don't know what to do.
They're so ignorant. And after it's destroyed,
we can rebuild Tokyo to suit our convenience. How is progress?
Everything's under control and on schedule. The last of our planets is fading
into the black hole. We must act soon. Planet Earth is vital to us.
We must succeed. Captain, I think that I found an Earthling
who can help us. An Earthling? Shizor Mafune. He's a
doctor of science. As an Earthling, his knowledge is exceptionally advanced.
But can we trust him? First of all, we saved his daughter's life for him.
And what's more important, he himself hates Earthlings. He wishes to destroy
them. Oh, why should he do that? Twenty years ago, he was a
top scientist, even more brilliant than the rest. He advanced too far for them.
And then when they didn't understand him, they throw him out.
Professor Mafune studied here at this institute. A brilliant biologist,
still in his early 30s. He published a quite unique new theory of
undersea exploitation. He planned to build submarine ranches
controlling sea life for food. The plan attracted global attention and
interest. Then he began new studies on how to control
forms of sea life. Sea animals, crustaceans, and of
course, all manner of fish. His experiments weren't
often successful. One day he announced he had found a dinosaur
living under the sea near the Bonin Islands. He claimed to control it.
He even called it Titanosaurus. It's 15 years ago
left. Although, to put it more precisely, he was
fired. As far as we were concerned, he had studied too hard.
Mr. Otter, what do you think of Dr. Morphoni? Do you agree with this theory?
To be able to manipulate life, should man have such power?
I don't think he should. It should be avoided. Still, he did
have a fascinating mind. Professor, where did Dr. Mafoney live now?
He used to live at Manazura Island. I don't know if he's still there.
I see. Thank you. I'm sorry to have trouble. And that's the end of the
opening 20 minutes.
I mean, yeah, the film's doing. The film's doing this to
us anyway, where it's literally like stock footage to filler
to more human drama. Filler with
some stock footage from the previous film. And I get it.
It's supposed to be sort of like a continuation of the previous story
that they're picking up from here. And that's. That's totally fine. But what
you did is literally what the film did. Like, let's just dump a bunch of
shit from the previous movie on you and Then call it the 20 minutes.
That's about it. Nobody's blaming you for
that. Except for maybe the audience that is extremely bored by this show. But why
are you still downloading it if that's the case? Yeah. What are you doing?
At some point in time, you got to look in the mirror. Not our fault,
right? Just because. For at least two years.
Just because we keep putting the show out as like this reflexive thing
that we have to do to stay sane doesn't require you to listen to it
and suffer through us going slowly insane.
It's like. I mean, unless you're into that, or you're some sort of
masochist. If that's the case, then I would invite you
to continue listening as Matt carries on to the next 20 or so. That's right.
All right, next 20. An Interpol agent and the Dr.
Scientist dude. They go looking for this guy and they go up to a
house. And that is our next clip. Hello.
Does Dr. Mufini live here?
Please, would you like to talk to him for a moment?
Dr. Mifune is dead. What? When did he
die? Five years ago.
Hold on. Please wait. We want to talk to you. Come here, young lady.
My name is Murakoshi from Interpol. This man is Ichinosi. He's from
the Ocean Exploitation Institute. How do you do?
I'm sorry. I was told Dr. Mafune was interested in dinosaurs.
We came to hear more about the subject.
Dinosaur? Can you help? There was an
unexplained accident. Look, I'm sorry. I'm afraid I can't help.
I know nothing. My father never told me anything of his work.
You sure? Your father must have made notes. So perhaps he
has a notebook about the dinosaur. I burned all his notebooks.
It was his wish at his death. Burned them all? Can't you tell
me anything? Anything? You must be able to remember something that he said.
Please, will you forgive me? I remember nothing.
I just don't want to talk about it. Most peculiar.
I'm sure she's hiding something here.
Well done, Dr. Mifune. Let's celebrate.
Cheers. The Titanosaurus controller
is ready. As financier of this vast undertaking,
I must say I'm extremely happy. Good, good.
I'm indebted to you for believing my theory. I cannot
thank you enough.
Cheers, Doctor. Thank you. Thank you.
Father. A man from Interpol came.
What, sir? Interpol.
They asked to see you. They wanted to know about dinosaurs.
They've arrived 15 years too late to ask me about that.
I told them then I'd make Them. Sorry. Now my theory has
proved to be correct. Now take revenge on them all. On those fools
who thought I was crazy and forced me to resign.
Father, please don't. Katsu. Don't worry about
me, Mafune. I have something I think you'd
be interested in. What is that? You can have
your desire. Here is the perfect weapon for your event.
So they go into a big lab area. They go up the side of this
hill or mountain. And there's a lab in there. And we see Mecha Godzilla
is being kept there. And this all leads to our next clip.
Solid work. Solid work. Solid, right? This is good stuff.
I'm impressed. What on earth is it?
Mechagodzilla. Mechagodzilla?
That means. Then you must be. Indeed.
We are the spacemen from the third planet.
The only surviving planet in the black hole.
After Godzilla destroyed it and it sank, we found
it and brought it back to land.
Doctor, let me introduce
you to our project leader, Mugan.
You are welcome to our base, Dr. Mafune.
Do you like your machine? It's a magnificent robot.
I am glad you like it. I have
a favor to ask you, Mafune. We need
your talent. Your Titanosaurus involves
ideas similar in function to our Mechagodzilla.
We feel sure that your expertise could be of service.
Particularly with the whole problem of control. One of
the earthlings escaped. Watch out. I'll go.
Don't worry. No one can escape from here.
All right. So this dude tries
to escape. They're able to catch up to him, and they kill him. We have
more meetings of the heroes again. And that is our next
clip. Extra weapons will diminish the sub speed.
We better improve the sauna. It must cover a wider area.
We'll extend the range to a thousand meters.
If we can more that way, we can escape that much sooner.
This notebook says Tyrannosaurus is gentle, rarely initiates
an attack, and he is not aggressive by nature. I found
this book with it, Chinosi. Yesterday.
We both went through the archives in the old library.
Oh, it's one of Mafone's notebooks.
Well, Wakayama, can you extend the sonar range?
Yes, I'll give it a try.
That's strange. A gentle dinosaur.
Hey. Hello. Hello.
I'm sorry to trouble you.
Thanks for coming. I was afraid you'd refuse.
We found one of your father's notebooks. It was in the archives
kept in the institute library. Here it is.
I've read it all. And I believe that your father's theory was right.
Mr. Richie Nosi, I ask you honestly.
Forget Titanosaurus. But why should I? Katsura.
As a biologist, I am committed. I believe his theory can be proved.
Someone must do it. So why shouldn't it be me?
But no,
Katsura. I'll tell you. We're sending another search
party. Search party?
Yes, we are. We built another submarine. Are you going
to look for the dinosaur? Yes. And I had hoped that you
might like to come with me. Let us both prove your father's theory correct.
Come on now. Let's do it. He would be proud of you if you did
this. You mustn't go. It isn't safe. Please forget it.
Don't be silly. If this search comes up, then your father will be famous.
Katsula, come over here.
Katsula. Have you forgotten? I know, Father.
I have told you not to associate with them at all. I know,
Father. But Ichinosi thinks your theory was right. He believes that you
really are a brilliant scientist. Katsura, you must never forget that.
Your own mother slayed so I could complete my studies.
She never once raised a complaint. She died miserably in
poverty, despised by all her friends and neighbors.
Katsura, we have gone too far.
There's no return for us anymore. Father. They're sending out another
search party. This is Yamashita.
He's just come from Shizuka. Somebody handed him this in the
Amagi Mountains. It's metal
Space titanium. Analyze it straight away. I think you
might be right. Right. How did he get it? I was fixing an underground
water pipe when suddenly a man rushed out of the bushes and gave it to
me. He handed a jagged scar on his
throat. He couldn't speak at all, so he wrote something. The word Interpol
on the palm of his hand. Then he pushed me back down and ran away.
I could hear the other man was chasing him. Well, judging from the report,
it was Kusagari. Is he up there?
Order a full search. Right. Is there a chance
he's alive? We know he was alive when he gave the metal to Mr.
Yamashita. All right. And then?
Then we go back to working on Mechagodzilla. And that's in our
next clip. Solid work. Absolute, absolute. A plus Review
here completed. Mafune. Oh,
with your ingenuity and skill, Doctor, Mechagodzilla is
a perfect robot monster. Not quite.
To make the machine a perfect robot, it's necessary
to be able to utilize living brain cells.
I understand.
And by the way, Doctor, I hear they're looking again for Titanosaurus.
Not sure. I'll be all right. She knows Titanosaurus
much better than I do. Are you sure about that? Do you suspect
her? Not at all. Don't worry about it. I have every confidence
in the two of you.
The sub is leaving soon. Today at 1
this afternoon? Yes. Please come. But why on earth not?
You can't come at all. All right, never mind. I'll find the dinosaur.
Don't you worry. Hello? The submarine. The submarine? Then we'll
have to act swiftly. Why can't the submarine go?
Why not? You mustn't go. It's not safe.
Katsura, I thought that you would be a little more considerate.
Please remember what is underneath your skin. Surely you
understand how you're still alive after you died. All right,
so now we have a flashback of kind of how this young lady came to
be. There's an experiment. Shocked. So the aliens transferred
her brain stuff to a cyborg of her. And that's the
end of that. 20 minutes before we go into the next. Now, I'm not really
paying close enough of attention. Is this the sequence where we see her
with her guts opened up? Yeah. So there's tits out in this movie.
That was a first. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Couldn't tell if they were really the actresses
or just a mold of possibly the actresses or just a
sculpted. I think it was a mold. Yeah. I mean,
they don't linger on it enough, and it's kind of hard to tell from the
way that they do the shot. And as much as I hate to admit it,
it was really distracting seeing all those mechanical, moving parts that were supposed to
be your guts. That kept me looking as much at the boobs to be able
to decide whether or not they were real. But I'm kind of leaning towards that.
They were probably falsies as well. Yeah. But even still, man, this was supposed
to be a kids film. And here you go, boobs. Here you go, kids.
Welcome to titty land population. You see,
I believe that this is probably where all of the cyberpunk sexual
fetishism came from. Is kids watching this film.
Yeah. Yeah. This is. This is where the cyberpunk fetish started.
Huh? Nice. This is what made all the kids in the world want to get
it with a hot cyborg. Yeah. So did you recognize
the doctor that is the father of the hot cyborg, by any chance? No.
You did not? No. Do you remember Dr.
Sirazawa from the original Godzilla?
Oh, yeah, that's him. He shows up in. Wow. He showed up in my film.
And he's Showing up here in yours as well. Look at that. Yeah.
Interesting little bit of a tidbit. I actually went through the actual
filmography, and I'm not going to try and pronounce the actor's actual name because
I'm absolutely atrocious at this bullshit. But.
Oh, wait, you make me do it all the time. Yeah,
no, not doing it. It's not going to happen. But this is. This is the
thing that I found interesting. He's been appearing in multiple Kaiju
films besides just the Godzilla series, but actually
showed up in Horror of the Deep. And I think when we covered that
in like episode five or what, I probably didn't recognize him or
even mention it when we covered it, but he was in Horror of the Deep.
He was that Captain Yamamoto. Oh, that's right. Okay, we skipped
Son of Godzilla, but he plays a role in Son of Godzilla as well.
So when we do that commentary, we're going to have to eagle eye for him,
see if we can find him. Yeah, right. All right. And then there was Latitude
Zero. That's another one of the Toho ones he ended up appearing in as well.
So he's had a whole history of him, not just including Terror
of Mechagodzilla that we're covering now, and my movie last week. And hopefully
I'll remember not to go too into detail because I'm going to cover it more
next week on yours to pad out your. Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll remember. We'll.
We'll see. I'm getting pretty. We'll see what you do. Yeah. But anyway, that's pretty
much all I have for this 20 minute mark, is that we've got Serizowa and
we've got Titties and I mean, that's at least something. And I would have got
cyborgs and. Yeah, cyborg titties. I mean, I'm happy.
Yeah. I mean, just everything's happening around here. I mean, so what if Godzilla hasn't
even so much as shown up other than in flashbacks? Yeah,
flashback clips. That's it. But hey, we're getting there.
Yeah, it's not as bad as Hedorah was for making us wait. So I'm
fine. Yeah, that. Right. Yeah. See, look at that. Yeah, I'll be positive.
Let's move on. All right, so the next 20 starts out with the
dude pep talk, cyborg lady. And that's our next clip.
Solid work. Yeah. Your heart is frozen and dry.
Who'd love a cyborg? A person who is not a person.
So remember, forget about Earthlings. They're no concern
of yours. There's only one emotion that controls your mind.
What emotion is that? What control told you. Vengeance.
Revenge. Quite right. That's good. Now call
up Titanosaurus and send him to attack the sub.
This cyborg was made for me. She's all about vengeance and hate.
I just love the guys. Complete. I love that. The pep talk you just
gave her. Anyway, we cut to the sub and they're searching for
dinosaurs. Now the creature and the monster attacks them. But the
sub is able to get away and hurt the monster.
We have a meeting discussing this. And so that's our next.
You mean the dinosaur can stand supersonic waves?
Yes. We were really desperate in the sub. I had to somehow get in touch
with headquarters. I switched on everything. One of them was the
sonar sending out a supersonic beam. So we should use supersonic beams?
Yes, we should. I think the sonar stunned him. Even though probably only temporarily.
Hey, Chief. Allow me to build a giant supersonic
wave oscillator. I'm sure that it could work. Okay, go ahead
and I'll make the arrangements. All right.
So the scientist dude, he sees cyborg lady walking
away. Because he goes up to the house and he decides to follow her.
He sees the lab and he gets attacked. But luckily the Interpol
guy shows up and makes the save. Then we cut back into the lab where
men are being punished for letting the other guy escape.
And this is our next clip. Father.
What is wrong? Katsuda? It's the tennis.
What is the matter with Titanosaurus?
He was chasing the sub when he was suddenly hit.
By what?
Don't believe it. He can't be. Not Titanosaurus.
The next point we must bear in mind about supersonic waves is
that its direction is the same as light waves. And with a
parabolic lens, we can concentrate the entire beam.
Redirect. Reinforce an enormously increased power.
Some strange men attacked us in Amagi Mountains.
They use special guns. I've never seen them before.
Were they spaceful? We couldn't identify them
anyway. Do we go on full alert?
Find out as soon as possible. They were island at Civil
Defense. What are you doing here? These bombs
contain my father's notes. What?
I went to his home where he was born, in Kanagawa. Kanagawa?
Why go all the way up there? I thought perhaps that
these notebooks could be of use to you in your search.
Well, thanks a lot. That's great. I'm sure that I'll learn something new
from them. Now, how about a cup of tea?
I see. The dynasty so really
does exist, then? Yeah, it exists. Your father was absolutely
right. But what if the dinosaur decided to start playing havoc?
I wish my father was wrong. No,
monster, don't you worry. He does
have one weakness.
He can't stand supersonic waves.
Is that so? Yeah, we should. Sure. We're building a
giant supersonic beam. Very powerful.
We'll be leaving for our search again soon.
Supersonic? What's that going
to do? Wait till I really let Titanosaurus
loose. But why, Father?
This is it. We'll hand over the Earth to the spaceman.
Surely you don't mean you'd release the disaster monsters
again? Like King Ghidra, mighty Raiden,
and terrible Mandal.
Titanosaurus is going to join
the ranks of the killers. Capsula.
I'm not doing this for the spacemen. I don't have to take
their orders. Mechagodzilla is just a
machine. He's no match for Titanus.
Titanosaurus has brains. He's alive. I want to
show them what he can really do.
For failing to recognize me. They mock me.
Well, now they're going to eat their words.
Go, Titanosaurs. Miss the days when you
used to be able to say that it was supersonic, hydroponic, blah, blah, blah,
blah. Like, you know, just throw words in there and it would automatically explain how
this is particular. Yeah, right. Like. Like, you know,
oh, it's. It's really good weed. It's hydroponic. You know, this is a really
good laser. It's supersonic. Well, lasers are light,
so I would hope it goes faster than speed. Right? Speed of sound. Right?
Like, I mean, what. I mean, come on,
man. Right? And then, like, I was mentioning microwave lasers
earlier, that they end up eventually showing up in these, where they call them masers,
you know? Yeah, Microwave lasers are special. Microwave lasers,
masers, tasers, laser lasers. But what they actually need
is a supersonic microwave laser, laser and
blazer. And you know what? There's also sonic screwdrivers
that are also supposed to be accepted as, like, this magical, wonderful thing
just because they're sonic. Not even supersonic. They're just sonic.
There's no reason to get all uppity on Doctor who right now. All right?
Just you leave that be, all right? I'm just saying, plot devices
are everywhere, Matt. Everywhere. No, that's true. Yeah, that's true.
That's all. We can move on. So anyway, then the
monster attacks the Suit City. The supersonic device has
been tampered with, so it's not working. It's no longer super. It's just
Sonic. Yep. They chase after the two, but they keep, like, disappearing. Like they'll
run and then disappear into thin air. We check back into Villain hq.
That's our next clip. Solid review work, my friend. I know,
right? I just. I feel good about this one. They sent Titanosaurus
out without our instructions. I already know. I'll tell him
to stop straight away or he will spoil. Now, don't rush
in. What?
Take a look at this.
It is a Super Geiger. What is?
Mechagodzilla's strongest enemy? Godzilla. Quite right.
Take a look. Godzilla's challenging.
He wants to fight Titanosaurus.
All right. Well, I them fight, Titanosaurus will be killed and Godzilla badly hurt.
Then Mechagodzilla will be alone,
and we will march on Tokyo unopposed.
And then we'll destroy it utterly.
The maniacal evil laugh. Yes, of course.
Leave that in. Right? Yeah. We see the monsters up in
the city, but Godzilla shows up. Then we cut dudes.
Cyborg ladies running away from authorities. They shoot her.
She falls off a cliff. The other monster leaves.
When Godzilla shows up, like, turns around and walks away. Godzilla's like, you know.
What's the fuck up, bitch? This leads to our next
clip. Big Godzura. She just went and found her father's notebooks.
Why not? She's the only outsider who knows anything about
it. She could have sabotaged it. Now, listen. If that's your reason, then why
the hell don't you suspect me? I tell you, she's not like that. Did you
know? Say, forget her. She's no good now. I'm sorry. I still trust
in her, no matter what you say.
It'll be all right. Better take care. Leave him alone for now.
Why didn't you wait for my instructions?
All right. So now we know that they will fight together.
But not funny. From now on, if I give you an order, you are to
obey it. Is that clear? I understand. Of course.
You twice saved my daughter's life. I'm eternally grateful,
whatever you decide. How long will it take to fix
it? I'm not sure. I think at least two days.
Two days?
This is the first lookout. Here's the second. I'll handle this end.
Keeping watch in the evacuation? What's the use?
We've no weapons. You must fix that oscillator quickly,
or you'll destroy us. I see. All right,
listen. You got one day to fix it. But, Chief, I can't.
One whole day till it's humanly possible.
Hey, Chief, I'll go up north.
Go ahead. I'll try to locate the base. Good. Try your
best.
The Mechagodzilla controller is inside Katsura.
The Earth men are surrounding this place. This base is soon
going to be spotted by them. They come. Let them
come here. Then as soon as Mechagodzilla leaves, I'll destroy it.
And from now on, Katsula will be his base control. Even Interpol would
never be able to guess that.
Mavoni, do you remember our conversation? You talked of the need for
living brains to ride the perfect monster robot. Katsura is now a cyborg.
Her hatred now controls Mechagodzilla. When we tell her to get even more angry,
Mechagodzilla is going to smash everything in his path till nothing's left.
Mafune, if we win, when we win this struggle,
you can live happily alone with your daughter. We will build you
a beautiful new home out of the ashes of a desolated Tokyo.
And that's the end of that. 20 minutes before we go into the final.
That's good because you're almost out of clips. Yes. Yeah, I have
one last clip and then it's just all action from pretty much
here and out. Can we talk about how does it.
Titanis is what they call him. He looks. Yeah, I just call him the other
monster who's not Godzilla. Yeah. Can we just talk
about how he just looks like a. Like a lizard body with a seahorse neck
head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like he does weird and movements.
Yeah. Fuck, dude. I mean just, just a weird,
weird looking, odd creation that is like
probably the most ridiculous. I mean this is more ridiculous looking than Megalon.
Yeah. And it's, it certainly has no menace like
a fucking bionic murder chicken of destruction that
we've seen in with Gigan. I freely admit that Gigan
is kind of laughably funny and cute. But like they still
film him to look intimidating with fire everywhere and the uplighting and they really
suck. Sold him as terrifying. And he's very much. When you
actually think about those silly looking components, how everything is a sharp edge to
cut and damage, that he's just a giant destruction murder chicken.
Like he actually is kind of scary and Megalon is ridiculous
with his drill hands and giant like pill bug look to
him. Sure, I, I accept that. But like, but like
the drill hands are actually still kind of damaging and he had some power to
what he could do and was actually kind of scary and. Yeah. And all Titanus
really has is this tail that makes him slightly less effective than
Mothra or Even Rodan's wings and Mothra, whenever.
Yeah, because it does that. The winds and stuff, but they're not as strong.
Yeah, yeah. And it's just. It's a giant miss. And I mean,
yeah, you know, like, every time you see this fucking ridiculous seahorse
necked monstrosity or like, lizard giraffe, I guess
you could call it whatever you want to consider it, like, seahorse,
lizard giraffe thing. Like, whatever the is going on with this thing,
every time you see it, like, really taking it to Godzilla, it's kind
of a fucking insult, man. It really is,
really. You know, I get like,
mechagodzilla. I can understand. This is a mechanical thing that can
take a lot of damage, including atomic breath shots,
before it's not functional, but also carries and
what seems like an unending supply of missiles and lasers and
all that other shit that it can just like a barrage of death
that it can hurl at anything. And in the last movie,
it's really fucking up Godzilla and blood's going everywhere,
but Godzilla's already adapted and this time can press forward
in a barrage of this stuff from that Mechagodzilla. So, like, the threat
doesn't really feel like it's there. So once again, when Godzilla is getting his ass
handed to him by both of these other Kaijus, it just feels
kind of insulting, like we're supposed to. It's like, it's an obvious work,
is what I'm getting at. This feels like an obvious work. It's like when you're
watching a match and they're really letting a jobber try and
get over for just a little bit. Like, you're really going to believe that these
jobbers are going to get over on Godzilla. You know what I mean? Yeah,
it's that kind of thing. Yeah, it's. It's always the big monster heel. They actually
make the way. I think there was a match,
Triple H versus Tajiri, for the World Heavyweight Championship.
And everyone knew, but, man, did they make you think for a
while that Tajiri was going to win the World Championship?
Yeah, they put that work over on you for a one while, and it gets
to the point where you're like, holy. Are you really gonna let this weird
seahorse thing actually do this to Godzilla and there's not
going to be repercussions, you know? Yeah, right. Like, are they really going to
do this? Like, they bury Godzilla alive at one point in
this film. Right. Like, I have no clue
where we're at in that that possibility for some of the fighting that's going to
be happening. But like, I'm just going to mention it now where it's like,
what the fuck? Like the, the strategy and the planning in this and the ideas
like were they trying to make Godzilla look weak or were they
trying to sell this monster as that deadly. But, and it's all
really kind of phoned in repetitive stuff where they're going really back
to the well where monsters are being controlled once again by aliens.
Aliens are forcing the control of a
human built or not human built, but a previously alien built technology.
They're just taking it over and re harvesting it again. So instead of it being
Godzilla and Rodan being controlled by Planet X, you know,
and King Ghidra as well, and then they get, they lose of control and then
turn. It's these two monsters that would have attacked Godzilla anyway being
controlled by these aliens. And then when that actually ends up getting broken,
they still end up fighting Godzilla. It's just that they don't strategize as
well as the aliens. That's literally the only threat in this at
all is that the aliens are controlling the two. The mechanical
monster and the temptation monster. Yeah, that's it. They're making them work
together in a way that actually is making them effective at destroying things.
It's, it's actually, it's. As far as evil
plans go, it doesn't suck. So. No, but it's, we've seen it like a
ton in these films already and they're way back in the well is all I'm
saying. And. Oh, that is a fact. They are going way back in the well.
Yeah, yeah. And again, having said all of that, the explosions
in this, there are suits that catch on fire in some of these
sequences and you can see Godzilla on fire in
this film and it's insane.
Like their actual suits are on fire in a lot of this
and it's nuts. I just have to keep stating that. And there's
so much flames and explosions around all of these. And the suits
are pretty fucking flammable. I mean, Mechagodzilla is mostly plastic
with like some fiber woven into the plastic. Godzilla,
man, whoever was in there when one of the missiles launched later on here in
a bit and the smoke comes out of it. Right,
right. We're not going into
serious detail about the fighting stuff because we haven't really quite reached there yet.
But like we have to talk about something. So we might as well like,
you know, get into what's going to be happening. Here shortly. So. All right,
go ahead, cover it. However you're going to be covering it. We got one clip
left. Let's fucking end this already. I think we tried to pad it enough.
Yeah, I think so. Right. All right. The final 20. The other scientist,
the main hero scientist guy, he's looking around. He gets captured and
this leads to our final clip. Katsura. You young
man. I understand that you found Titanosaurus,
huh? You are Dr. Mifune. Dr.
Mafune.
Let go of me. Let go.
Just sit still, stay there quietly and you'll witness
the end of your city. Who are you anyway? The Second Coming.
We've come to save this planet Earth from the earth man
who are destroyed it.
Please don't watch for them. How can you against your own kind? Don't.
I'm proud of you. Your entreaties for undeath is it's too late to
die. Is cursed ready to attack.
No. K. Godzilla.
All right, so Mechagodzilla is launched.
The Interpol guys, they're in the lab and they saved some two
from it before the lab is destroyed with the Mechagodzilla launch.
It's fight time. And Godzilla picks a
fight with these two. And it doesn't go well for him to start things out.
They both take turns. Beat the shit out of Godzilla, pretty much.
If you want to say anything before we go to the point where he's going
to get free about the ass whooping Godzilla takes here. I kind of talked about
it in the 20 minute break before this. I mean, it's. It's.
It's hard to believe. And it 100% feels like I'm watching a work
like, like somebody's going to get over on Hulk Hogan in the early fucking
80s. That isn't like a bigger name than him or Andre the Giant, right?
Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
So, well, the dudes get the sonic working and
they drive the other monster away. So this leads to a fair fight
between Godzilla and Mechagodzilla.
Godzilla pretty much starts Mechagodzilla up big time.
Then at Villain hq, there's a shootout as
the Interpol agents get there. The evil doctor
Scientist guy is killed, cyborg lady is shot,
and the other scientist is sitting there telling her how much he loves her,
he doesn't care she's a robot, all that stuff. But she says she has
to die for Mechagodzilla to die. So she shoots herself.
Mechagodzilla then powers down and Godzilla just
destroys the out of it then Godzilla finds the other monster,
beats the out of him and beats it, beats that
monster down. Then as the scientists hold
cyborg ladies like lifeless robotic body,
they watch Godzilla roll out to see roll credits.
Cinema Silence 10
years again. While the Titanus and
Mechagodzilla or even just Titanus on his own are destroying the cities and blowing
all this shit up. And the eye lasers are blowing up buildings or he's firing
off missiles and like the entire earth breaks up underneath.
And you see like earthquakes forming from him attacking the city structures
that they made. That stuff is all great. That is worth watching
and it is super entertaining. We're not focusing in on that because that's
not really like. I mean, we can talk about it, but that pretty much covers
it right there. We can praise that because it looks fucking terrific. And the
only thing I probably would have done differently in my notes is I would have
focused in on all the fun action for my notes to fill out the time.
Well, I was. That's why I'm giving you this opportunity now.
You're a little bit better when it comes to talking about action shit.
Yeah. So I kind of just wanted to get through it and then we could
talk. Talk about it. I personally, the one thing I really loved on Mecca Godzilla
was his missile hands, fingers and bad.
You know, they really, you know, because it. I got. No, I'm awake,
that's on yours. But yeah, they.
Went through. So. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I got to save it too for
yours. But. But I mean, I can't just say it like that.
But. Yeah, but I love the action in the end.
That last 20 minutes is where the movie's at. There was some reused footage,
Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla, where they're reusing some
of the Mechagodzilla firing stuff off. But they also reuse
some of the shots of Mechagodzilla firing stuff off before more city structures
explode. And then they actually reuse some of the footage of the city structure pieces
exploding from different angles as well, if you're paying attention.
But the economy of that actually makes you believe that there is a
lot more devastation on screen than what they filmed. Right. Because you're seeing
it and they're reusing pieces and stuff and it looks
great. It's just that it takes fucking forever
to get to this last half hour of all this great shit. Yeah. I will
say Godzilla gets way more fucked up in your movie than in mine. Yeah,
well, he's adapted for your Film at this point, he's already
fought a Mechagodzilla, and he's already, like, you know, gotten his
power up or whatever. He needed to be able to deal with this
sort of thing. And that's really. Godzilla's. His main power
isn't really his atomic breath. It's his adaptability and his
survivability. Because he doesn't just heal.
He doesn't just grow scar tissue. He becomes stronger with
anything that ever gives him damage, because that's the thing that his body is
reacting to. It almost responds to receiving damage
or being able to be hurt by vaccinating it with putting
in more of a more solid build structure to be able to
deal with that damage. It learns from the damage that it gets and rebuilds
like, it's a weird power. I don't know how else to explain it,
because they don't really explain how Godzilla can go from being hurt
by lightning to being powered by it. Like in my film. Yeah. And then,
you know, get blown up a bunch and get like, you know, the. The eye
laser actually gets shot into his neck and it fucking explodes blood
out in my film. But in your film, he can run towards
the entire barrage of stuff that was knocking him on his ass in the
last film, hold his ground and continue to
gain ground with all of that stuff striking him all at once
and exploding around him and fire and everything. So clearly, he has
powered up from the last film. Clearly.
It's the only thing that you can kind of go with in this is that
he adapts to his opponents, and the next time he faces them,
then he is already, like, immune to a lot of their powers or anything that
could have hurt him before. Something like that. Yeah. I mean,
that's my headcanon. That's how I make it easier to be able to believe
that he continues to bounce back. Obviously, they film the
stuff on different days, and then they repair the damage on the costume. And,
you know, it's just all of a sudden, he was missing an eye and now
he's not. Right. Yeah. Well, the easiest way to explain
that is the motherfucker regenerates. Just put that in your head and deal with it,
you know? Yeah, fuck you. Let it go with Doctor Who. Why can't
you do it for this? Yeah, but he changes faces when
he regenerates. Godzilla. Godzilla just got to way better.
He just. Godzilla. I mean, he's like, I'm handsome enough. Why do I gotta.
Yeah, he only changes from movie to movie or from E to era.
His Looks don't really change a whole hell of a lot between when he regenerates
his stuff back, so. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
I think we're ready to move on. Do you have a story time for this
week for yourself? I'll figure something out. All right,
so on the pirate radio edit, we're going to play the Staple Singers with
the song let's do it Again while Matt tries to figure out something while munching
on nachos for his story time. Yeah.
As previously mentioned, in any reality where there is a cinema
Psy Ops podcast, a fictional evil Cort became self aware
of his origins. For these particular fictional versions of Cort
to learn that they have only ever been a character played for laughs has been
disastrous. With realities quickly collapsing and merging,
these fictional courts began adapting and accelerating their own versions of
the Mobius loop to create a multi matrix tricks of annihilation loops to affect even
the realities that made them up in story form. I can assure you that
mad scientists with a fascistic twinge to them have no sense of
humor about themselves and want even less to be thought of as some kind of
joke. All versions of an evil Cort from cinema Psyops podcast
without a single exception set to unmake all of their creators and the realities they
reside in with every variation working on the same project
with the same result. The moment annihilation was successfully
merged into a multi matrix that is able to break the scope of all realities
and negate causality. We felt that these horrific stories were best
portrayed through music. The irony of playing baby making
music while talking about Kaiju films really is not lost on me. I just
need to say it.
The juxtaposition of baby making music with Kaiju films just makes
me kind of giggle inside. That is. That is nice.
Yeah. Well, I hope same reason why I
like the. Why can't we be friends at the beginning? Yeah, yeah. It's perfect
for a Kaiju film because they can never be friends. Absolutely.
They never make no friends. Well, let's hope you can make some friends with your
next story time.
Time.
Story time. All right. Well,
so I realized about myself this past week and I'm a codependent
little. Because my wife. My wife was gone for a week and
she had to go help out her brother who was having a medical
thing. So she was gone for about a week helping him out and everything.
And yeah, I. If you think I'm
a real surly and a good day
man without her here I was a real pile of. And I
also know this. I would never Like, I, I told her I'm gonna
have to die first because I, if she goes before me. I don't know how
I get through. Life without a live in nurse.
Yeah, something I don't know because I'm not gonna date again because
that looks horrible. I mean, dating. I mean, I,
you know, I think we all know people who, you know,
are our age who are still like, trying to date or they're divorced or whatever.
And. Nah, man, I wouldn't do none of that either. That sounds crazy too.
Yeah, people out there slapping titties. Matt's not in into that. Yeah, I'm not,
I don't, I don't be out there with their titty slapping. I don't know what
you crazy kids and your MTV rock and roll music is doing,
but, yeah, I had to learn to really hardly. You know, everyone I
talked to, they'd be like, oh, my God, wife's out of town. That's you're supposed
to be having a great time. And I'm like, yeah, I'm sorry. I married someone
I actually like. So I, you know, I like having my wife around
you weirdos who don't. I just got married to this
goddamn whore bag. Whoa. I don't
want to enjoy my life, so I'm gonna get married to a goddamn,
you know, pain in the ass. It's like, dude, you guys really didn't
think of it, did you? Yeah, that's some weird masculine.
Where they have some joke where, like, they married the wrong
woman all the time, where, yeah, they don't
enjoy the. Company of women either. Like, right, right. Those are
usually the same guys who want men only spaces. It's like, all right,
man, just double down. Yeah, it's a very inherent misogynistic
attitude. But that whole, like, wife out of town life, so much
better now that I've got her, like, you know, off my back bullshit is
absolutely that same kind of misogynistic style of attitude
where essentially your freedom really relies on not having her around.
Then if that's the case, why did you get married? Exactly.
I don't get any of that kind of stuff. That's not
what I'm about. And I learned I'm really not about it because,
yeah, I could barely sleep. Just sit there staring into the abyss of
the night and the ceiling. Right. Well, you and I both are probably unhealthily,
psychically vampiring, you know, positive feelings out of both of
our spouses. And that's what's keeping us going. Because when they're not around we both
become horrible people. I mean, yes, we really do. That's fair. I mean, we pretty
much have attached our empathy and our like of fellow human beings to the
people that. That we love. And that's grounded with them and through them
and without them. We're both bad people. I admit that. Although I
will fully admit my wife has probably hits her ability to
have empathy towards other people than me. Because really, if you
know the two of us, you know who the people person is and who is
it. Yeah, that's fair. I mean,
I always tell my wife. Her face has subtitles.
You need to 100% care about another individual
more than. Than you do yourself before you can begin to understand
and feel empathy for other people. Because you have to put
your feelings aside and think about the feelings of someone
else before you're even capable of being concerned about other
people altogether. So being in a loving and healthy relationship
of some sort is very paramount for
being a good person. You. You have to have someone
that you care about more than. Than yourself. And you have to have someone that
cares about you more than they do themselves in order for you to
grow as an individual. And until you don't, until you have that, you're not really
kind of growing. And it can be friendships.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This could be friendships. It doesn't have to be
like a romantic relationship. These can be friendships. It could be anywhere,
starting with your parents teaching you empathy and how,
you know other people feel and shit like that. So some of us didn't
have that luxury, Matt. All right, you settle it down.
I wasn' pointing fingers. I was just saying,
can we go. Back around and throw the ball out of the backyard for a
bit? You want to go throw the ball around a bit there, champ? Either that
or I need to talk. To your therapist, Mr. Needle.
I need to. Well, that sounds like I'm on heroin.
It can be tattoos, too. Jesus Christ. Need a gun?
Yeah, no, I. I have not been getting tattooed for a while because
he's all booked up for a good bit and he's going to contact me when
the books come back open. But until then, then no therapy for me. That's got
to be pretty nice, man. Yeah. You're feeling good at business when you're
booked up? Oh, yeah, he gets booked up for like half a year within
the time he opens his books. It's nuts. That's just good, man.
I mean, God damn, that's doing. You do well in life. I mean,
that guy, I bet he feels good.
I don't know. I Think his back is kind of tired of leaning over people
and tattooing them. If I'm being honest by this point. That'S just
scoliosis taking over. He doesn't have to worry.
All right, well, enough discussion of my tattoo artist's spinal
health. Yes. So moral of the story for my story time is,
yeah, I'm a codependent bitch and I love my wife, so fuck off.
You're just hopelessly in love. I wouldn't say codependent.
That's fine too. Mostly because I'm not qualified to diagnose you,
so I'm not going to try. I think me and my wife said we're interdependent,
not codependent. Codependency is unhealthy. Interdependency is
just fine. And with that, we're going to play the the show Housekeeping. And immediately
following that on the pirate radio edit also from 1975 like
Terror of Mechagodzilla is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
Right after this. The most idiotic self absorbed
version of Cort used a family fortune achieved from unregulated
mining as his backing to manipulate his way into several companies and
take them over pretending they were his from the start. Upon finding
out he was a parody of an idiotic oligarch, Zevan Court
generated a musical number number using his subpar AI unfortunately
it is the only way to show his descent into self parody and insanity.
In my life a twist and tinker machines well you know I'm the
thinker Got a vision flares that I see Movies
loop just regular Bree with a flick I'll set the world spinning
Watch it all go down Sparks igniting, grinning elimination have no
fear just embrace the end is near but it's a while to change
Yes, I want to rise Annihilation
I won't hide Sweet high
Just one thing and it's all mine Crazy
dreams mad with the light Farmers dancing under the force and light
Chaos flows wrapping around your mind and this Luke Sanity on
the wine Going to rewrite the fate of mankind Laughter
echoes in my heart I'm blind in the swirling void there's be
to find and it's at madness go to life Phoenation
I won't hide sweetheart
just one play and it's onboard
Time to dance we'll take a bow in this chaos I'll show
you how no regrets just run the race in my
loop we'll find out. Better.
Man the only shame about trying to play Bohemian Rhapsody on
this show's format is you really only get about a minute or so,
maybe of a song before you have to cut it off. And, man, you just
can't do that to Bohemian Rhapsody. You gotta play it in its entirety somehow.
You gotta hear the whole damn thing. It's one of just the best songs ever
made. Absolutely. And another
song that other people would probably argue needs to be played in its
entirety is what's going to close out this show. So I would invite
you to enjoy Led Zeppelin's Kashmir as you kick the fuck out
of this week and make it your bitch. For some with a
diminished mental capacity, the explanation may be less difficult
to understand from more direct lyrics often found in protest
folk. That sounds like a children's song.
In a lab where shadows creep
he dreams of a world so deep
with potions and a twisted mind he'll
leave all of us behind oh, the waves
will rise and the winds will blow he's
got a plan to steal the show with
gadgets gleaming in the night he
plots his path to gain the light.
Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, you're here. Here.
Oh, good, I'm here. Well, that means that we can then. Start to do this
recording in progress. All right, I am all for. Let's just breeze
through these, including skipping all the clips on both recordings just to
get it done and be done. All right. I got no time to around today.
I still want to have fun, but dropping the clips doesn't necessarily mean that we're
not going to have fun if especially my. My first clip is a mess.
Well, yeah, both. All of my clips are a mess, and I have like 20
some odd ones. So basically, instead of us talking
shit over the clips and then using that as outtakes, it's gonna
probably be just us being loose and weird and filling up whatever
time while we skip clips, which will produce the same quality of
show even when we work harder. Well, especially because my first clip is
almost the first 20 minutes, so. Yeah, Jesus Christ. It is. It's like
10 minutes. Good job. Good job. Yeah, we're not playing. Yeah, but the amount
that's gonna have to be cut out of that is amazing.
Yeah, I believe it. Yeah. All right, so you're gonna be up first just because
that's. I think it records better that way. So. Are you munching on something right
now? Yeah, I won't be when I actually do the show.
Okay. I just wondered if you needed a little bit more time before we get.
No, no, I'm good. I'm just snacking. Okay. Let me find my
notes. I almost had a mini Panic attack there. Because my notes for
Godzilla versus Mechagodzilla were not on in the material sphere, and I
gotta remove some old notes. Okay, Yeah, I think we're ready
to go. All right. I just wanted to give you a little bit more time
to finish munching up. All right, I got my notes for the next episode,
and we're going to start with yours, 502. So if you're ready, we'll go
ahead and get it kicked in. Let's do it. All right. Three, two, one.
Exactly how I would have done this.
Exactly.
Can't remember how long it's been, but I had a first 20 minutes
that was all one clip, condensed down to, like, 10 minutes. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just, like. I took all of the dialogue, all of the story,
all of them wandering around a. It was like that Jennifer Jason Lee
and the palatial estate movie where it was the.
That's what it was. Where she was, like,
emotionally regressed. A woman
who was, like, acting like a teenager who was falling in love and her,
like, older sister was trying to keep Urban prison. That. Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that was. I'm pretty sure that's the movie where I did the whole first
20 minutes as a clip. I think you're right. Condense it down to, like,
12.
All right. We're wrapping up bros, because we're pros.
There you go. You about done munching or do you still have, like, a big
ass plate left? I'm. I don't know, man. I got a bag of chips here.
I don't know. It's cool
if you need to eat, just, you know, finish up. Get your mouth empty before
you do the next round of notes. That was kind of gross.
I mean, I'm leaving it in, but it was kind of gross.
Back in the villain. Back in the lab.
And that is. Oh, let me go. Holy shit.
I tell you, she's not like that. She's not like that. She's different
when you guys aren't around. Yeah. She's different than other girls. With gadgets
gleaming in the night he plots his path
to gain the light A storm clouds
over the sea as he calls
to set us free from the chains
of our own fate but over,
oh, it's all too late oh,
the waves will rise and the winds will blow
he's got a plan to steal the show Sail
away, you see the sun no more
battles to be won in
his quest he'll leave us dry A madman's
dream aside to the goodbye oh,
oh? The waves will rise
and the winds will go? He's got a plan
to steal the show.
Another song that other people would probably argue needs
to be played in its entirety is what's going to close out this show.
So I would invite you to enjoy Led Zeppelin's Cashmere as
you kick the Fox out of this week and make it your.
I mean, that's eight minutes. I'm not playing all that. Hey,
hey, Dip Puff Daddy, use a sample of this.
For the Godzilla movie? Yes. For the 98 Godzilla movie.
Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The one you. The one you hate the most.
That a rapist did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's stop
talking about that, and then we can stop doing this. Recording stopped.