The Adventures of Bud & Herb
Bud & Herb's fun bags of fan mail #6
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[00:00:00] Dear Bud and Herb, 

Congratulations on the success of your investigative fungcast, Mysteries of the Verdant Valley. Your work on the events surrounding the disappearance of Theodore "Theo" Diggle and the emergence of a potential cryptid threat to the citizenry of Mystra's Glen is quite compelling, and we hope that your efforts to track down Mr. Diggle are successful.

In addition, your investigation reveals a concerning lack of professionalism within the Sheriff's Department. A matter I have already referred to Magister Amee Cusbreef. Also, my secretary, Denise, she thinks Da'ryl sounds hot or whatever, so you got that going for ya.

Unfortunately, there's an unpleasant matter I must bring to your attention today. My client and grand nephew thrice removed, Douglas "Dougie" Diggle is the victim of slanderous accusations, which your fungcast is unwittingly disseminating throughout our community. Specifically, the [00:01:00] broadcast of the opinions of Mr. Nigel "Most Number One Fan" Festergut, who on multiple occasions spread patently false and libelous comments about my client as the perpetrator of the crimes against Theodore Diggle. See transcripts of Mysteries of the Verdant Valley fungcast Bud and Herb's Fun Bags of Fan Mail Broadcast Numbers 2, 4, and 5 attached. 

You've met my client and I'm sure that you agree that the notion that Douglas Diggle has the capacity to commit fratricide is ridiculous. Unfortunately, the children of Mystra's Glen Elementary School have been exposed to Mr. Festergut's hypothetical ravings and have ostracized my client as the "Bash-Bash Brother." Needless to say, this has caused irreparable harm to my client who was already distressed by the circumstances, i.e. a missing brother and distraught mother.Please be advised [00:02:00] that civil actions against Mr. Festergut have already been filed, including an immediate cease and desist petition. Because of the work that you're doing for the Diggle family, my office has excluded you from legal action thus far. We do request, however, that you refrain from any further publication or transmission of Mr. Festergut's delusional views specifically regarding my client. Otherwise, it will become necessary for us to seek an injunction and, slash, or damages against you and your fungcast as well. 

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

Cordially, 

Ricky "The Hammer" Dickinson. 

P.S. 

Please let me know if you'd like to pursue action against Mystra's Glen Sheriff Department, Sheriff Thorne, Deputy Spiff, and or Deputy Kwill. Their actions against you while detained and in their custody were far beyond the bounds of the law and civic responsibility. Which we take deadly serious here at Deap, Dickinson, and [00:03:00] Associates. I will happily represent you pro bono or, you know, maybe for a nice piece of Herb's Hucklebuckle pie next time I'm down the Tasty Nugget. However, any attempt to sue my stupid ass son, former Deputy Richard Dickinson, will result in counter charges of assault and battery. That's just how it's gotta be, you understand.