1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:03,203 Hey maniacs, just a quick listeners note about this episode, 2 00:00:03,236 --> 00:00:05,939 the episode we're going to talk about this week, Father Brown. 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:07,040 Season one Episode 4 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,877 three The Wrong Shape deals with themes of suicide and infant death. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,881 We are not going to dwell on these topics, but if you're especially sensitive, 6 00:00:14,881 --> 00:00:16,616 you might want to take care while listening. 7 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:18,451 And now on with the show. 8 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:22,322 Farmers like to tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. 9 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:23,723 He says jump and jump in. 10 00:00:23,723 --> 00:00:39,839 Jump in. 11 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:40,874 Hey, maniac. 12 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,309 Hey, maniacs. 13 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,078 It's Mystery Maniac. 14 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:49,682 Mystery Maniacs is a comedy recap podcast dedicated to mystery TV. 15 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:52,185 Every week we dig into an episode of the show, 16 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:56,289 including the murders, the mayhem, the loonies, and everything else we love. 17 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:59,225 This week, Father Brown The Wrong Shape. 18 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:02,562 Season one Episode three I Am Mark. 19 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,930 I'm Sarah Woo. 20 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,131 This is a heavy episode. 21 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:09,803 We're going to do our very best not to dwell on any of the darker themes. 22 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,371 You know how we do. 23 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,307 We choose the stuff that is okay to make fun of, 24 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:16,376 and then we make a whole hell of a lot of fun of it. 25 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:17,510 And I'm just going to do. 26 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:21,214 And this is the spoiler podcast, and if you let your kids watch the show, 27 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:24,617 boy, there would be a lot of questions if a young kid watch the show 28 00:01:24,617 --> 00:01:26,352 and then listen. To this episode. 29 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:28,922 Yeah, and. Listen to the podcast. Yeah, Yeah. 30 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,791 How are you. Doing? I'm I'm doing great. 31 00:01:31,791 --> 00:01:38,331 It's November the time where we start to slow down a little. 32 00:01:38,398 --> 00:01:39,499 Oh, just like last week. 33 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:40,533 I'm looking outside. 34 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:44,070 The leaves are orange and red and yellow and beautiful. 35 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:45,939 Halloween is put away. 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:49,642 I'm ready to start baking cookies and thinking about Christmas present. 37 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:54,481 I have my new favorite hoodie on that I don't take off. 38 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,049 And it's like your ruby, honey. 39 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,952 It's my will. Be like, here. 40 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,220 It's security, honey. 41 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:01,754 Oh. I like. That. 42 00:02:01,754 --> 00:02:05,792 I've never known you to have a piece of clothing that you are that often It's. 43 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:06,826 It's wonderful. 44 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:10,697 I've got my around the house cardigan that I have on right now. 45 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:11,297 Yeah. 46 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:15,702 That I like because it's got pockets, but it's got big holes in the elbows. 47 00:02:15,702 --> 00:02:17,303 I can't wear it to work. 48 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,206 This is also my favorite kind of weather because I'm 49 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:23,443 crazy Canadian because I can wear shorts and a sweater. 50 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,146 Because you're weird. Awesome. 51 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:30,250 Sophie, are you ready to talk about the wrong shape? Yes. 52 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,052 Original Air Date the 16th of January. 53 00:02:33,052 --> 00:02:34,621 So 2013. 54 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:39,425 So all five of the first episodes were shown in a week 55 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:43,830 like they showed them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday night. 56 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,298 So this was Wednesday night. 57 00:02:45,298 --> 00:02:46,766 This was Wednesday. 58 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:48,434 The midweek, Wolf. 59 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,503 That was the tough one. Yep. 60 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:55,975 Directed by Dominic Heavey and written by Nicola Wilson. 61 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:59,479 This is once again one of the stories, but I. 62 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:03,216 Write based based on an original story from Father the Father Brown series. 63 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:06,186 Yeah. I read the first page of it and I was like, 64 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,323 This is nothing to do with this story. 65 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,491 I do not envy the 66 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:15,361 writers having to try to pick and choose bits and pieces 67 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:19,766 from one of those original stories and shoehorn them into this series. 68 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:23,703 Get this in the Campbell third and get Lady Felicia and Mrs. 69 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:25,371 Anderson in there. Yeah. 70 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:28,374 And this one, I think was probably especially challenging. 71 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:32,745 The themes in it are important, but they're just not our kind of themes. 72 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:37,183 Yeah, but there's enough Looney Tunes bits and pieces in here 73 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:38,518 that we're going to have some fun with this. 74 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,721 This is definitely them trying to figure out a theme. 75 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:44,490 Yeah, well, tone. Yeah, tone. Sorry. 76 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,860 This is not the show that it is now in season 11. 77 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:51,731 No, but if you're a midsummer fan, which if you're not. 78 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:54,033 Hello. You should be. Yeah. 79 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,001 You probably saw some. 80 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,869 Some familiar faces. 81 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:57,237 Yeah. 82 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,506 So, Ramon T Ram, who plays Umesh Rana in this? 83 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:03,543 Yes, He was in season 18, episode four of midsummer. 84 00:04:03,543 --> 00:04:04,777 A dying Art. Yes. 85 00:04:04,777 --> 00:04:07,880 Where he played a very fancy artist. Yes. 86 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,083 And then Ruth Gemmell or Gemma. 87 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,518 He gets killed in that, doesn't he? 88 00:04:12,518 --> 00:04:15,221 He's the one who gets hung up on the wires, I think. 89 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:16,956 I don't remember. Okay. 90 00:04:16,956 --> 00:04:17,657 All I know is he's 91 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:21,461 having an affair with somebody, and he's rather cold hearted about it. 92 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,162 Yeah, and he wears scarf. 93 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:26,933 Great actor Ruth Gammel or Gemma, who plays Martha. 94 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:30,036 And this episode was in two Midsummer's one in season 95 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:33,740 nine, The House in the Woods, and then again in season 17. 96 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:34,574 A vintage. Murder. 97 00:04:34,574 --> 00:04:38,211 Is she one of the people who gets killed at the first of season in the woods? 98 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,812 No house in the woods? No. 99 00:04:39,812 --> 00:04:41,581 Okay. She's actually in the episode. 100 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:44,284 She's not just a cameo person at the beginning. 101 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,219 Okay. Lately she's been in Bridgerton. 102 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:49,222 So if people watch Bridgerton, they probably have seen a lot of her. 103 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:52,025 I tried Bridgerton I could not get into it. 104 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:55,028 I know people really love it, but and then Robert can. 105 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:56,129 On a problem with it. 106 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,431 I just don't like she shows up. 107 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:01,034 You don't like period dramas like that. Yeah. 108 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,035 And the whole like 109 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:06,205 some people are like it's period but they play crazy music and stuff. 110 00:05:06,205 --> 00:05:07,440 I'm like, I've seen it. 111 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,276 Baz Luhrmann. Joynt I don't mind it at all. 112 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,477 No, that's not it. 113 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:12,211 That's not it. 114 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:15,114 It's just that the plots are not my kind of plots. 115 00:05:15,114 --> 00:05:19,652 And then Robert Cavanagh, who plays Leonard, was in a midsummer in season 23. 116 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:21,721 He was in the black tree's prophecy. 117 00:05:21,721 --> 00:05:22,889 Oh, okay. 118 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:25,491 So some familiar faces. Yes. 119 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:31,064 As soon as I saw Umesh Varma at the very beginning, I'm like Midsummer 120 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:35,335 Plus, who pruned trees wearing white? 121 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:36,436 I don't. 122 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:38,504 He he he sits. 123 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:40,340 He sits in the grass wearing one. 124 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:44,544 He even gets wet, wearing white, and he still stays clean and tidy 125 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:45,478 the whole episode. 126 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:49,882 I don't know how he does. It when he's making the little altar thing. 127 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:52,352 Yeah, I'm like, You're sitting on grass, dude. 128 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,453 In those white pants. 129 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:56,089 Grass stains galore. Yeah. And. 130 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,057 And this is when bleach was bleach. 131 00:05:58,057 --> 00:06:02,228 This is what this is what we think about when watching these episodes. 132 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:04,063 You kind of ruin your clothes, dude. 133 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:08,434 So this is and this is the typical cold opening. 134 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,636 Run, run, run, run. Sir. Leonard. 135 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:11,537 Mr. Leonard, Sir. 136 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,140 Mr. Leonard, Sir, I said something terrible. 137 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,875 What did you see? 138 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,577 We think it's going to be a body. 139 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:18,878 No, no, You're going to die. 140 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,646 You're going to die later today. 141 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:23,249 Oh, okay. 142 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:26,085 Then it goes into the beginning. 143 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:30,990 So Father Brown is auditioning new organist for the church. 144 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,159 That's got to be painful. 145 00:06:33,159 --> 00:06:38,398 So I did want to say that this part reminded me 146 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:44,170 a lot of what my mother sounds like when she sings in church. 147 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:47,640 I think there's just a certain age of lady who sounds just like that. 148 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:48,408 Yes, singing. 149 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:48,641 It's a. 150 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,644 Certain age now. Loud and proud and out of. 151 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:52,578 Key. Yep. 152 00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:56,015 And that that hymn, I didn't look up the number 153 00:06:56,048 --> 00:07:00,520 because that melody is used in at least two or three different hymn. 154 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:05,057 That's the great Anglican church tradition of 155 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,394 we got this hymn that we liked the sound of, let's. 156 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:11,030 Put some words to it, five. 157 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:13,766 Different sets of music, words to it. 158 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,335 The organist only has to learn one song. 159 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:19,272 Yes, it's Andy. It's efficient. 160 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,206 It is. It is. 161 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:26,012 And I know he's Catholic, but I was raised in the Anglican Church, Catholic Lite. 162 00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,947 It's very much Catholic life. 163 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:30,149 Well, as soon as Lady Felicity shows up and says, 164 00:07:30,149 --> 00:07:32,752 I want to go to a poetry reading, he's like. Yep, yep. 165 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:34,353 I'm out of here. 166 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:38,324 Any excuse with what's her name, Mrs. 167 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:39,625 Pettiford or. 168 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,194 Something like that? 169 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,362 The little old lady. Yeah. 170 00:07:43,362 --> 00:07:46,365 I'm like, She won a contest. 171 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:50,603 They asked for a local organist because she can clearly play. 172 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,739 Yeah, but she's playing off of rhythm 173 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:56,742 on purpose and singing 174 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:59,078 her little hat and everything. 175 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:02,582 So the Leonard wants 176 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,319 Father Brown to come because he has a secret. 177 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,622 No, he just wants him to hear his horrible poetry. 178 00:08:09,622 --> 00:08:13,493 And his wife, who is listed as a sudden here. 179 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,262 They say she's a shut in. And that she never leaves the. House. 180 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:21,734 So then there's a strange mention of Lady Felicia's finishing school. 181 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,936 Yeah, because Violet, the mistress. 182 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:27,139 Okay, says I almost went to your finishing school, 183 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,810 but my dad said I didn't have anything to learn. 184 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:31,577 Clapper. 185 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,246 Clapper? Right there. 186 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:34,113 Okay, so. 187 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:36,983 He needs to be slapped. So many times. 188 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:38,718 Our principals arrive. 189 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,386 Stripper knocker over. 190 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,488 I don't care. Rip off or Bindi. 191 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:47,260 You don't wear a bindi dot and a 50 skirt with a big petticoat underneath. 192 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:52,031 And no, dad is not a cultural mash up that you should be sporting lady. Yes. 193 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,399 With Madonna gloves. 194 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,734 Yeah, that's true. 195 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:58,504 But she does have like a virgin gloves on 196 00:08:58,571 --> 00:08:59,839 our principles. 197 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,608 Father Brown. Mrs. M, this. Is him. 198 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,577 Lady Felicia. A Lady Felicia. 199 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,880 But we have an important thing before we get there. 200 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,883 They're going to the house and they're riding in the car. 201 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,752 But who is driving the car? 202 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,787 Not said no. 203 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:18,658 So she has to have chauffeurs. 204 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:22,562 Or she has said and then she has the said fill in when she's not around. 205 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,330 I guess where said. I don't know. 206 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:25,932 That's what I said in my notes, too. 207 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,800 Like, oh, where should. 208 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,602 I have it highlighted in green here? 209 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:30,670 Where is said. 210 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,505 There in the car. Said she'd be driving. 211 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:36,242 Yes I do though like I know that this first season 212 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:41,080 they're really struggling with talent and trying to shoehorn in the two stories. 213 00:09:41,147 --> 00:09:46,419 But I love what they do right away with the the competitive nature 214 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,589 of their relationship between Lady Felicia and Mrs. 215 00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:51,457 M, because Mrs. 216 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,594 M wants to be Father Brown's favorite. 217 00:09:54,727 --> 00:09:56,162 And she's so judge. 218 00:09:56,162 --> 00:10:01,233 Judge and then Lady Felicia can just sweep in with her grace and style 219 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:05,371 and upper class ness and take his attention away. 220 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,941 And so they're constantly, like, snapping at each other. 221 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:09,909 So to Mrs. 222 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,179 M says, Oh, I'm sure it's one of your highfalutin cronies. 223 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:13,579 Yeah. 224 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,148 And then when Felicia says who it is, Mrs. 225 00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:20,086 N's like, Oh, can I come to. Yeah. 226 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:21,787 So I thought it was a highfalutin crony. 227 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,055 I thought you wouldn't want to go. 228 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,024 So Jude told us that Mrs. 229 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:26,892 M is the voice of the fifties. 230 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:28,928 Dude is if you don't remember. 231 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:32,365 She's one of the writers of the series that we interviewed a while back. 232 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:38,971 And then Lady Felicia is like, they're both listener viewer analog. 233 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:42,608 Yeah, which is great because you get the, 234 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,311 the dichotomy of the viewer and the listener. 235 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:45,878 Mm hmm. 236 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:50,383 In, in at the same time, because that's all they're there for in this episode. 237 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:50,916 Yeah. 238 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:55,254 Because they are bigger, they don't contribute it. 239 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,890 They're there for facial reactions 240 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:02,428 in this, this episode I notice, especially there are a lot of Mrs. 241 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,797 M and Lady Felicia. 242 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:08,668 Move side by side, scowling. Mm. 243 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:13,239 Oh. Give the person a line for guys. 244 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,407 And like, 245 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:18,244 all I could think of was okay, so these situations, 246 00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:23,382 television and film is not done in real time, right? 247 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:25,418 You know, where do they shoot the scenes in order? 248 00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,653 They don't keep the scenes in order. 249 00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:30,656 So. So she Kuszczak That's her name, right? 250 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,224 Sorcha? Cusack Yeah. 251 00:11:32,224 --> 00:11:37,096 Source of Cusack has to sit in that room and look at the camera and go. 252 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:40,966 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 253 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,502 Until the director goes, That's the one. 254 00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:44,336 That's the one. 255 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:45,571 That's the judge scowl. 256 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:48,541 I want. That's what I was looking for. 257 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:49,675 No more snobby. 258 00:11:49,675 --> 00:11:52,678 No, no, no more persnickety 259 00:11:52,678 --> 00:11:55,047 puckering face. There we go. Yes, yes. 260 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:58,718 And that's that's not a funny bit that we're doing here. 261 00:11:58,884 --> 00:11:59,985 That goes on. 262 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:01,120 That's what she's doing. 263 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,055 That's what they filmed. Yeah. 264 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,891 There's a reference to Christian Dior here. Yeah. 265 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,226 Yeah. The fashion designer. 266 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,695 He was actually alive, I think at this point. 267 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:13,265 I didn't even know that was Lagerfeld, who lived for such a long time. 268 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,569 Yeah, They meet Mr. Harris, the lawyer? Yes. 269 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,305 And he hands Lady Felicia his card. 270 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:21,006 Did you see the date on the card? 271 00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:22,174 That's his address. 272 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,443 No. Do you think it's his address? 273 00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:27,079 I thought it was the date of the founding of the firm. 274 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,447 1942. 275 00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,216 1490. Seven. 276 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,052 Oh, it's got to be a street address. Okay. 277 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:37,690 That would be like crotchet or something going way back. 278 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,425 Monty's a client. Yeah. 279 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,727 So the answer is card. 280 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:46,031 And, you know, we know Lady Felicia is always ogling the fancier men. 281 00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:50,569 He's fancy, but then he turns her off completely 282 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:53,706 with one phrase about Monty's 283 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:57,076 wealth and how it's better to enjoy the spoils. 284 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,577 I'm sure you've earned it. 285 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,480 And she hands the card back. Yeah. 286 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,916 Like to keep it, Jerk. 287 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,919 Yeah. So at the house, there's the lawyer. 288 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,320 Mr. Harris. 289 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,990 And then there's the mistress. 290 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,091 Yeah, Violet. 291 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:14,760 And then the Mr. and Mrs.. 292 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,029 And Varma. Environment. 293 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,231 There's Martha and Leonard and Varma. 294 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:22,701 This is an episode that suffers from too few people. 295 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:25,004 It's very, very small. 296 00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,672 Like five people. 297 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:30,676 Valentine doesn't have to go through many people before he gets the right one. 298 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:35,080 No, You know, it starts out with five people who are not regular characters. 299 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,081 And one of them dies. 300 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:41,320 So then it's down to four, really pretty cut and dried, like Valentine's. 301 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,621 In an afternoon, you. 302 00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:45,024 Could see Valentine thinking he's like, Wow. 303 00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,560 And Father Brown's the lead of the show. 304 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,229 So he didn't do well. 305 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:54,266 Mrs. M isn't a killer, and Lady Felicia has of hurt ankles. 306 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:55,568 Those are her. 307 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,436 Okay. So as to be one of these other four. 308 00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,404 Yeah. 309 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:01,841 They've been invited to the most traumatic, 310 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,944 painful poetry reading ever. 311 00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:10,382 But yet there is a variety of methods of trauma, and 312 00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:13,452 it's not even like one flavor of awful. 313 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,256 And they are alone because the train from Paddington was canceled. 314 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,290 How many more people do 315 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:21,527 you think we're supposed to be there to hear this awful doggerel. 316 00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:26,031 And like there are more train trouble? 317 00:14:26,131 --> 00:14:27,533 Oh, you know what? 318 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,535 Those people, they lied. 319 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,270 They set up the train canceled. 320 00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,806 Sorry. Can't come 321 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,041 because they knew what they were in for, wouldn't you? 322 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:40,880 Okay, so, Violet, I just flat check our sticker. 323 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:41,580 Okay. 324 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,550 Have you ever read poetry out loud? Yes. 325 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,620 Before? Yes. Yes, we both have. 326 00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:50,556 I took a poetry writing class. Yeah. 327 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,826 That I barely passed 328 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,629 my poetry was better than violence. 329 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,931 I can say that. 330 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:01,400 I read one poem in front of class 331 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,637 and was told by the teacher that maybe I should stick to prose. 332 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,472 I was much better at. 333 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,707 How in front of. Everybody. 334 00:15:08,707 --> 00:15:10,476 Oh, she was. She was. 335 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:15,214 She was a great mentor and said, You did what 336 00:15:15,214 --> 00:15:19,084 I asked you to do and you said you weren't going to be very good and. 337 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,552 And you're not should. Go back. 338 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:22,254 You know yourself very Rose. 339 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,522 Is much better. 340 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:26,525 From, you know, remember, all my poetry was real angry. 341 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:27,960 Yeah. Like I wrote the. 342 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,261 The one about the. 343 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,432 The devil with the fanny pack and stuff. Yes. 344 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,066 Yeah. 345 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,702 It's always just trying to lash out at people 346 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,939 with my poetry violence poem. 347 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:44,209 Does it have any semblance of structure? No. 348 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,512 The rhyme is loosey goosey. 349 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:49,081 I don't know if it's supposed to be couplets or not. 350 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:50,883 It's all about her having sex 351 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,920 with Leonard by the stream, which is offensive enough. 352 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:59,858 But then it's so trite when she says that I can't help 353 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:04,930 but fidget as I spy the band of gold are wrapped around his digit. 354 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,800 I you use your rhyming to see. 355 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,269 Before that she goes Alas. 356 00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:14,039 Oh gosh, 357 00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,441 I cannot take it back. 358 00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:16,675 I have to tell you. 359 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:21,580 And compares them to otters frolicking in the sand like a ball on fire. 360 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:27,553 Yeah, but I have to say, tell you the moment that she said. But 361 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,824 I. Immediately thought of Forest Gump three. 362 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,659 Oh buttocks. 363 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,963 And it becomes much more. 364 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:40,399 If he wrote it, it would be okay. 365 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,001 It would be funny. 366 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,436 But she's shaking herself really seriously. 367 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,839 But like, what point is she trying to make? 368 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:51,010 Yeah, she can't rub it in Martha's face any more that she's 369 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,646 sleeping with her husband and wishes they would get divorced. 370 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,081 So I went to a poetry. 371 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,683 Poetry reading in my undergrad. 372 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,918 I just remember this. 373 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:03,455 And it was done by a guy who was a couple of years 374 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:07,659 ahead of me in the English department, and everyone called a Moose 375 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,562 is a very nice guy, a super nice guy. 376 00:17:10,562 --> 00:17:16,168 He wrote these list poems that were really interesting, like three 377 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:18,704 things of this and four things of this. 378 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:23,509 Like he wrote these structured poems around numbers and lists and things 379 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:24,443 like that. 380 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:30,115 He had a to do poem too, but I remember there was a poetry reading that 381 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:35,487 at least two and I think three women got up and left. 382 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:36,488 Because. 383 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:40,225 Moose said out things about, oh, in the book. 384 00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:43,829 He he was kissing and telling in his poetry. 385 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,999 Well, you know, it kind of gives the game away. 386 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:50,502 If you get up and leave, your hands will go, That one's about me. 387 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:51,336 I'm out. 388 00:17:51,336 --> 00:17:53,906 There's no denying it then, is there? Yeah. 389 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,943 So, violence poem is lascivious at best. 390 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,479 That's a flattering way to describe her poem. 391 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:03,315 It's. It's just schlock is what it is. 392 00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:06,752 But then Leonard's poem, I'm not going to say it's bad, 393 00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:11,190 but it's visceral and painful because it's about the death of their child, 394 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,891 about he and Martha's child. 395 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,626 All this poetry, even though. 396 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,061 And and wait a minute. 397 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,198 I got to ask you, when you heard the poem the first time, 398 00:18:19,198 --> 00:18:22,401 do you remember how you reacted to his poem? 399 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,803 Did you know what it was about when they heard it? 400 00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:30,209 They did a very good job of making it sound sexual at first and then dark. 401 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:33,412 Yeah. And that that worked perfectly well. 402 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:36,048 There's something about some kind of hot white. 403 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,916 Yes. Shoot. With just like. 404 00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,351 Whoa, whoa, Yeah. 405 00:18:39,351 --> 00:18:42,354 Oh, and then you're like, Wait a minute, this just took a turn. Why? 406 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:46,024 Brown Oh, well, he knows what sex is that. 407 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,660 Oh, that's right, That's right. 408 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,528 Yeah, he knows. 409 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:53,699 But it's whoever wrote it, whoever wrote both these poems did a great job 410 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,969 because violence is is wonderfully bad. Yes. 411 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,271 And very well done is a bad poem. 412 00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,841 Well, it it it upsets. 413 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:07,246 Maybe they got some high school students to write hers. Like 414 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,046 it upsets 415 00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:11,049 Varma enough that he's like, I must go build a raft. 416 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,652 Yeah. Now that I've heard him read the. 417 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:18,690 The very painful, hurtful poem, I he's certainly going to die. 418 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,894 And Leonard pulls Father Brown aside and says. 419 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,296 Take care of my wife. Take care of my wife. 420 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,397 She's one of yours. 421 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:27,232 If something happens to me. Okay? 422 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:29,535 He doesn't say it like he's in the Wild West. 423 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:32,437 No, she's. One of yours. 424 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,005 Take care. 425 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,306 My wife is. 426 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,943 Some varmint takes me out. 427 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,178 That's right. 428 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,246 Yeah, I did. 429 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,482 And we also learn that he used to be a doctor on 430 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,618 Harley Street, which means he was a successful doctor. 431 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,387 He wasn't just any old GP. 432 00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:50,522 He was a high class doctor. 433 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,659 Well, we also learned that if you're a man, you're a hypochondriac. 434 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,595 Naturally, Phillips says. 435 00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:57,930 That's weird. 436 00:19:57,930 --> 00:20:01,967 But it was so weird to say yes, because the stereotype is 437 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:05,170 that all man will be like, Oh, I don't go to the doctor. 438 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,207 I know my arm is dragging behind me 439 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:12,744 on a thin thing of skin, but I don't need to go see the doctor. 440 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,747 I'd say it says more about her experience. 441 00:20:15,747 --> 00:20:18,317 Yeah, the specific men she's been around. 442 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,119 Do you think. Monty is a bit of a hypochondriac? 443 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,789 I wouldn't know. He's never around. 444 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,891 Ever, Ever around? No, He shows up. 445 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,025 I know. Eventually. 446 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:30,195 But now Barrow Leonard is so concerned 447 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:33,265 that Martha is so unhappy. Yes. 448 00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:34,600 And yet he doesn't do. 449 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,971 The first thing he could do that would immediately improve her chances 450 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:42,841 of being happy, which is to get that moron out of their house. 451 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,711 Yeah, like, how can he be that stupid? 452 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,846 I just don't know why she's so upset. 453 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,848 Well, they're going to create a copulation center. 454 00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,251 I mean, a levitation letter. 455 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,953 I mean, a meditation center. 456 00:20:54,953 --> 00:21:00,692 It's like, dude, all you have to do to get the ball rolling is get Violet out. 457 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:03,595 Yeah, that's going to help. Right off the bat. 458 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,964 But she'll pout or pass out. 459 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,234 I don't care what she does, as long as she does it somewhere else. 460 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,670 She does know her stuff about the yoga, though. 461 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:14,940 What she says here, that about the sutures, that's all. 462 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,877 Does she really die or does she just know what Leonard's told her lately? 463 00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:19,544 Yeah. 464 00:21:19,544 --> 00:21:21,213 She probably just knows. 465 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,582 I don't know what he sees in her. 466 00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:26,952 I don't understand what that relationship is supposed to be about, 467 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,520 because he seems. 468 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:31,023 Well, we know he's educated, he's intelligent. 469 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:32,491 He's not the best person. 470 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,893 Okay, we'll get into that. We'll get into. That. 471 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,962 But it's silly. 472 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,897 She's vapid and. Horrible. 473 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:43,101 Yeah, And not his wife, I suppose. 474 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:47,005 But there's a lot of women who would fit that category that aren't her. 475 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:48,740 Oh, I know, I know. 476 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,609 I might have a little bit of class. 477 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:55,113 I think maybe he's run into problems because he got hooked up with her. 478 00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,549 I was just the first time I saw this. 479 00:21:57,549 --> 00:21:59,151 I was waiting for the moment. 480 00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:03,088 And thank God this moment never came where she says, I'm pregnant. 481 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:06,124 Yeah, that would have added a whole nother level of complication. 482 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,260 It would have absolutely done that. 483 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,195 Okay, I have a question. 484 00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:11,930 I have a question for you. You first. 485 00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:12,297 Go ahead. 486 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:17,369 My question is, can you draw a can you grow tropical plants in England? 487 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,739 Yes. How you'd be surprised what they can grow there 488 00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:22,674 because it's actually very maritime. 489 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:23,508 Oh, okay. 490 00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:26,511 There's not that much fluctuation in their temperature. 491 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:29,581 Okay. That's why. Q Is there. Okay. 492 00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,283 I mean, they do have high houses and. 493 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,085 Stuff like that on palm trees. 494 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,088 No, but you can grow quite a bit. 495 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,523 Can you, can you grow a pineapple there. 496 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,592 What about coconuts? Probably. 497 00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,661 No, not not without a greenhouse. 498 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:46,565 Okay, but, but you can, you can grow things like rhododendron 499 00:22:46,765 --> 00:22:49,368 that would die in the frost here. 500 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:49,968 That's true. 501 00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:52,471 And Parsons pink, which is a rose. 502 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,272 But I have a better question for you. 503 00:22:54,272 --> 00:22:55,640 I'm sorry. Sorry. 504 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:56,942 Mine's controversial. 505 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,945 Okay, but. Related. Oh. Okay. 506 00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,713 They go for a walk? Yes. 507 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,949 To give Leonard and Martha some space. 508 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,117 Yes. And Mrs. 509 00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,120 M takes a cutting from a plant? Yes. 510 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,021 Is that that? Yes. 511 00:23:10,021 --> 00:23:11,790 Y you need to think about it. Yeah. 512 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,191 It doesn't kill the plant. 513 00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:15,794 No, but it's still theft. It's theft. 514 00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:18,563 If you want to be a persnickety bastard about it. 515 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:22,534 And certainly if she came on the property with that intent. 516 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,669 She brought her snips with her. 517 00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,405 She did. Do that. 518 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,840 Because they use them later to cut Leonard down. 519 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,842 She's got her pruning snips with her. 520 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,412 Oh, I hate. In her bag. 521 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,146 That part. 522 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:38,283 If only she had, you know, like a little dish of potting soil 523 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:45,157 in there or rooting hormone to right around the base of the gut. Do I 524 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,860 do recognize this is in state, though? 525 00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:53,298 We don't know where he gets his money, but like, how do they get lost? 526 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,534 I would have been like, the house is right there. 527 00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,002 I think. I think Mr. 528 00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:59,838 Harris kind of leads them around purposely trying to. 529 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:02,340 And, you know, no, they might have amazed. 530 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,074 Who knows. 531 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:06,211 But old ladies purses are kind of amazing. 532 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,612 Yes, Mrs. 533 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:11,349 M definitely comes prepared to take some some trimmings. 534 00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:13,652 Yes, she does some cuttings. 535 00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:17,522 I have a note here that says found crazy. 536 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:21,226 Does your your mom's older does she carry strange things in her bag 537 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,929 or did your grandmother carry strange things in her mouth? 538 00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:28,700 They were very, very, very regular ladies. 539 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,769 My grandmother's purse was amazing. 540 00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:33,071 We called it the McDowell Tea bag. 541 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,739 Do you remember the big deal? Yes. 542 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:37,175 There was one side called One side? 543 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,945 Yeah, it was a hamburger from McDonald's 544 00:24:39,945 --> 00:24:43,715 that came in a container that had Ted two separate compartments. Yes. 545 00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:47,018 So that the, like lettuce, tomato and onion 546 00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:50,622 were kept separate from the the hot hamburger and the cheese. 547 00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:52,958 And you put them together to eat it, right? Yes. 548 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:54,726 Back when they were in Styrofoam. 549 00:24:54,726 --> 00:24:57,996 If people don't remember that, I have to explain it, my grandmother's 550 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:01,900 purse had two big too big sections in it. Yes. 551 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:06,171 And we call it the milk DLT, because every time we went out to dinner, 552 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:09,508 she would fill it with leftovers from the meal. 553 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:11,476 You see, that's that's the problem. 554 00:25:11,476 --> 00:25:15,180 My mother and my grandmother never went out for dinner. 555 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:18,617 So she would take every condiment packet on the 556 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:21,653 on the table, salt, pepper, sugar, everything. 557 00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:22,487 She said. 558 00:25:22,487 --> 00:25:25,557 If it's here, they intended for us to use it so I can take it. 559 00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:28,860 So she had every sweetener and seasoning you can imagine in her bag. 560 00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:31,396 So if you needed them in another location. 561 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:33,632 You never know when you might need it. 562 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,300 Some sweeten low or whatever. 563 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:39,871 But she also had zip locks, little sheets of foil 564 00:25:39,971 --> 00:25:44,276 mean everything she needed, and if it was warm food, 565 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,678 she would pack it away and put it in one side of her purse. 566 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:49,848 And if it was cold, she would put it in the other class for free. 567 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:52,651 It's fantastic. 568 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,654 She also carried sweetener packets in her bra too. 569 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,322 So, you know, she was. 570 00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:59,024 Yeah, she was different. 571 00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:00,358 She was awesome. 572 00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:01,826 So I'm not really surprised that Mrs. 573 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:05,063 M has her printing shares in her purse. 574 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,665 The poor kitty cat. 575 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:10,435 You mean the tripping hazard? Yes, 576 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,337 because they only find it because Lady 577 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:15,607 Felicia goes over, go tripping on it. 578 00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:18,643 Got white stuff around his nose. Okay, Cat. 579 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:19,344 Can you two? 580 00:26:19,344 --> 00:26:22,814 I couldn't even tell what part of it that was. No. 581 00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:25,584 Father Brown just pokes it with his umbrella, like. 582 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,551 But there's that. 583 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:28,687 He at least has a prayer for this. 584 00:26:28,687 --> 00:26:30,789 That cat was just inside. Yeah. 585 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:33,525 Hissing at people, and now it's stiff. 586 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:33,992 Yeah. 587 00:26:33,992 --> 00:26:37,329 So we're supposed to believe that Leonard snuck away in that time 588 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,332 and poisoned it to see what the dosage would be for a cat? 589 00:26:40,365 --> 00:26:43,201 Did you do any research on that plant? 590 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:44,669 No. Okay. 591 00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:47,138 Nor did I do any research on poisoning Cat. 592 00:26:47,138 --> 00:26:49,774 First of all, if you're intending to kill yourself, 593 00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,144 does it matter how much poison you intake? Yes. 594 00:26:53,244 --> 00:26:53,945 Okay. 595 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,147 Because you don't want to take an inadequate amount. 596 00:26:56,147 --> 00:26:56,681 Okay. 597 00:26:56,681 --> 00:27:03,588 There is nearly a no amount of this poison that is inadequate. 598 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:06,257 If you look at it, you drop dead 599 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:08,126 very close. Mm. 600 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:11,796 So the whole cat thing is some jiggery pokery. 601 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,499 Unnecessary? Yeah. It's just a tripping hazard. 602 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,500 Yeah, I know that. 603 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:19,404 At one point in my yard, I grew castor plants 604 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:22,607 because I thought they were beautiful, and my next door neighbors 605 00:27:22,607 --> 00:27:25,977 tried to force me to cut them down because of the castor beans. 606 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:28,947 Yeah, and that's what Kestrels made out of. 607 00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:31,950 But it's also what ricin is made out of. 608 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:33,284 Yes, I was like, 609 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:36,421 but do you know how much you have to refine it to get it to that point? 610 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:37,756 I'm not doing that. 611 00:27:37,756 --> 00:27:40,158 And if you eat the bean, you're not going to die. 612 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:44,896 Yeah, it's it's more like if you eat the bean of this plant. 613 00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:46,564 If you look at your good, you're dead. 614 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:46,898 Yeah. 615 00:27:46,898 --> 00:27:49,601 Like cause they have a whole plus poison garden. 616 00:27:49,601 --> 00:27:50,402 How can he. 617 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,204 Okay, how can he know they're all. 618 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:54,973 It's enough to kill the cat. 619 00:27:54,973 --> 00:27:56,341 It could kill me. 620 00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,176 Like, are you a cat? 621 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,944 Well, you weigh the same as a cat. 622 00:27:59,944 --> 00:28:03,248 No, he probably said the cat weighs £10. 623 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:04,683 I weigh £200. 624 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:08,953 So I must take 20 times the dose that I gave the cat quickly. 625 00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:10,488 He is a doctor, okay? 626 00:28:10,488 --> 00:28:12,824 He's also the worst human being on the planet. 627 00:28:12,824 --> 00:28:15,627 Well, yeah. For another number of reasons. 628 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:20,699 My one I want to talk about right now is if I ask you to model 629 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:24,969 for a picture for me naked for days, you. 630 00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:26,471 Better be painting. Me. 631 00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:29,107 I better be you. 632 00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:33,411 Not my wife. 633 00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:36,481 How much she. Be? 634 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:40,685 Violet covers that painting, and it's just Martha's big face. 635 00:28:40,685 --> 00:28:42,487 Looking back at her. 636 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:45,623 I'm like, What? What could be worse? 637 00:28:45,690 --> 00:28:46,391 It could be. 638 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:48,660 It could be worse if it was violence. 639 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:52,997 Naked body with Martha's face. 640 00:28:53,098 --> 00:28:55,967 No, Martha's. 641 00:28:55,967 --> 00:29:02,907 Body with violet face with the cat 642 00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:05,977 or Martha's body with violet. 643 00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:08,680 Body with hair. 644 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:13,118 Yes. So it could be worse, but I think I'd be pretty mad. 645 00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:15,019 Oh, we like waiting. 646 00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:16,888 Well, that she has a right to be. 647 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:19,390 I wish I been there cold all that time. 648 00:29:19,390 --> 00:29:20,959 Uncovered. Yeah. 649 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:22,994 When you were just painting something Mouse. 650 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:26,831 It is a nice painting of Martha and all of her anguish, though it. 651 00:29:26,831 --> 00:29:29,601 Is a nice painting, but the like. 652 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:35,240 There is a the weirdness of them finding Leonard's hanging. 653 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:37,909 And we'll get through this as quickly as possible. 654 00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:42,247 They all I don't know if this is intentional, but they all show 655 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:46,851 no emotion while Violet shows over emotion. Yes. 656 00:29:46,851 --> 00:29:50,355 And I don't know if that's intentional, but it sure feels. 657 00:29:50,355 --> 00:29:54,659 I think it is, because it shows the impact he had on everybody around him. 658 00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:57,362 Vernon Varma expected him to die. 659 00:29:57,362 --> 00:29:58,997 Yeah. Saw it coming. 660 00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:03,201 Martha is so heartbroken that she has no emotional reaction. 661 00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:05,503 Harris hated him anyway. 662 00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:08,373 Yeah, and Violet falls apart. 663 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:10,208 Well, you know what this episode needs? 664 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,243 Smokey the Bear. 665 00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:13,611 Otherwise known as Valentine. 666 00:30:13,611 --> 00:30:17,015 Smokey the Valentine. For Valentine's. Day. 667 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:19,918 They're clearly like, there's a meeting. 668 00:30:19,918 --> 00:30:21,286 How can we get Valentine? 669 00:30:21,286 --> 00:30:23,354 More character development? 670 00:30:23,354 --> 00:30:25,056 We'll make him smoke. Yeah. 671 00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:29,027 Yeah, I bet you this is the only episode in which he smokes. 672 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:29,661 Probably. 673 00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:33,031 And he smokes, like, in every scene, almost. 674 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:38,436 And then it's just done because, like, stuff like that in 2013, 675 00:30:38,436 --> 00:30:41,673 I bet you had to be approved by BBC head office. 676 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,577 Probably, but they probably have clearance for things that are set a different time 677 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,178 periods where it's more acceptable. 678 00:30:47,178 --> 00:30:51,015 Maybe like the undercurrent of racist. 679 00:30:51,115 --> 00:30:53,151 Episode, 680 00:30:53,151 --> 00:30:54,219 they probably had rules. 681 00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:55,620 Like as long as it's 682 00:30:55,620 --> 00:30:59,290 not a child, it's okay to smoke and things set in the fifties. 683 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:03,862 However, if you go back to like Dickens era, even kids can smoke. 684 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,931 It's okay because that's that's how it was. 685 00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:11,669 I love I do love how Valentine quotes the Bible back at Father. 686 00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:13,671 Back at Father Brown here. 687 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:17,075 Gee, Well, I hear Brown's always telling them how to do his job, and there. 688 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:18,943 Are far more collegial here. 689 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,913 Yeah, he's like, he softens. He's like, 690 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,281 You're involved in this. 691 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:25,550 I can't really tell you to leave. Yeah, Like. 692 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,186 You were here when it happened. Here. When they. Literally. 693 00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:28,953 And this is. 694 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:33,091 The second time somebody has died while Father Brown was basically in the house. 695 00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:35,827 Yeah. He's the killer. 696 00:31:35,827 --> 00:31:37,862 And enjoy it and figure it out. 697 00:31:37,862 --> 00:31:43,601 So then I'm off and my one of my wild goose chase is because there's a scene 698 00:31:43,601 --> 00:31:49,007 in which Valentine tells a sergeant to tell the doctor that he can leave. 699 00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:52,210 Yeah, There's that weird hand on his shoulder. 700 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,279 On Valentine. Shoulder on Valentine? 701 00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:56,014 No, on the sergeant's soldiers. 702 00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,549 Oh, that. We've decided. Is Father Brown. 703 00:31:58,549 --> 00:31:59,450 I don't know. 704 00:31:59,450 --> 00:32:00,285 Maybe some. 705 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:03,922 I think it's either Father Brown or the duck door. No. 706 00:32:04,022 --> 00:32:05,657 Why would he tell him that he was right there? 707 00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,258 Why would he tell the where? 708 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:10,962 There's somebody puts their hand on the sergeant's shoulder. 709 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,497 But it's not Valentine sand. 710 00:32:12,497 --> 00:32:14,766 No, he's looking at Valentine. 711 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,402 Could his arm be like, 712 00:32:17,468 --> 00:32:19,237 out of a scene in back in. 713 00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:21,839 Valentine is now Mr. Plastic? Yes. 714 00:32:21,839 --> 00:32:24,542 You've got to stretch your arm. Right. 715 00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:27,278 And that's what happens when you smoke, too many Cigarets. 716 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:30,214 Your arms get scratchy. Maybe you want to. Maybe one of. 717 00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:33,818 Our this is marketing depression with Super 718 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:36,921 20 are. 719 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:38,923 Big, long, loopy arms like tied 720 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:41,926 the knot above her head. 721 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,362 So it's like, is this Goodfellow? 722 00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,597 No, Goodfellow is not in these episodes. 723 00:32:46,597 --> 00:32:49,267 I know you like him. He's a sergeant. 724 00:32:49,267 --> 00:32:51,436 I like him. He's a sergeant later. 725 00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:52,236 But I. 726 00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:54,205 You see one hand and you're like, no. 727 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:55,873 Fellow surgeon. 728 00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:58,743 We see all of him. He's an older gentleman. 729 00:32:58,743 --> 00:32:59,844 Okay, Okay. 730 00:32:59,844 --> 00:33:01,145 It's not Sid's hand either. 731 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:04,148 It's not 732 00:33:04,382 --> 00:33:05,350 in the credits. 733 00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:09,454 Sid And played by. Sid. 734 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,222 A mannequin Hand? Yeah. 735 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:13,124 The cat gets no credit. 736 00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:14,792 So, Felicia, Mrs. 737 00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:17,562 M and Father Brown go to the study. 738 00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:20,965 And Father Brown starts looking at Leonard's writing desk. 739 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,667 Figures out that he's left handed. 740 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:27,238 Figures out that he could not have tied the noose and starts to put things 741 00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:31,442 together and says to the other two, Gavin tells Mrs. 742 00:33:31,442 --> 00:33:34,412 M, Gather everybody together. I want to talk to them. 743 00:33:34,412 --> 00:33:36,781 No one must be left alone. 744 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:37,815 Then he and Mrs. 745 00:33:37,815 --> 00:33:42,053 M stormed out of the room, leading, leaving Felicia alone 746 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:44,222 with a twisted ankle. 747 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:46,524 Now don't leave anybody alone. This is. 748 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:48,526 And then they just leave her alone. 749 00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,329 This is the best written scene 750 00:33:51,329 --> 00:33:55,266 of the episode to me, because it takes advantage of the medium. 751 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:59,971 Because you can show Father Brown figuring this out while Mrs. 752 00:33:59,971 --> 00:34:04,242 M and Lady Felicia are bickering back and forth. Yes. 753 00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:09,113 So you have two things going on at once and you're keeping in your head, 754 00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:12,417 oh, they're bickering and you're listening to that over. 755 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:15,520 The T, but you're. Watching Father Brown. 756 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,822 And crumple paint. And crumpled paper. 757 00:34:17,822 --> 00:34:22,093 Now It's more filmic than it is television, 758 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:25,430 because in television, usually in writing, 759 00:34:25,663 --> 00:34:29,934 you say what you're doing or do what you or say what you did. 760 00:34:30,001 --> 00:34:30,935 Almost right away, 761 00:34:30,935 --> 00:34:33,971 they would say, Because you're looking through Leonard's writing desk. 762 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:34,972 Yeah. Are you trying to? 763 00:34:34,972 --> 00:34:38,409 Because people don't watch television as closely as they do movies. 764 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:38,943 Yeah, 765 00:34:38,943 --> 00:34:44,215 but it's a piece of filmic things here that I, I actually enjoyed quite a bit. 766 00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:48,619 So we find out that Leonard could not have hung himself 767 00:34:48,619 --> 00:34:52,757 because of the way the knot is tied right over left. Yes. 768 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:58,062 Which to me means if that's all it takes to throw suspicion on to somebody else. 769 00:34:58,062 --> 00:35:02,266 If you are going to take your own life and you want somebody else to get blamed. 770 00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:05,303 Tie the knot with your hand. 771 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:08,239 Now. Tie it upside down and then flip it around. 772 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,776 We later learned the person who hung Leonard, 773 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:15,513 though Leonard was already dead because he had committed suicide. 774 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,182 He was the lawyer. Yes. 775 00:35:18,182 --> 00:35:19,283 And he did this. 776 00:35:19,283 --> 00:35:23,221 Well, he says I murdered Leonard. And Violet says, Are you sure? 777 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:25,756 Because I really want it to be Martha. 778 00:35:25,756 --> 00:35:26,958 Yeah. So you might. 779 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:30,761 So he does it because he thinks Martha will eventually do it. 780 00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,530 He's afraid Martha will do it. 781 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,198 He's a lawyer. 782 00:35:34,198 --> 00:35:37,268 He works for a big firm that may have been created 783 00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:40,271 in the 15th century. 784 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:45,343 He look like a detail or person. 785 00:35:45,443 --> 00:35:47,712 He's so human. Yeah. 786 00:35:47,712 --> 00:35:52,083 Even if he has been practicing law for 500 years, I. 787 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:55,453 Would have thought that he would have got a few more of the details. 788 00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:55,887 Correct. 789 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:59,690 I think in the heat of the moment, I think he wasn't thinking. Yes. 790 00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:03,394 And just tried to do it as quick. 791 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,396 I mean, he used a what? 792 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:06,564 A curtain rope. 793 00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:09,333 Yeah, a tie back for the drapes. Yeah. 794 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:13,037 And I think it's because he sees how distraught Martha is. 795 00:36:13,204 --> 00:36:15,039 Maybe he doesn't know that. 796 00:36:15,039 --> 00:36:18,676 Martha has just been told by her husband that the medicine 797 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:22,580 he prescribed her while she was pregnant caused the death of their child. Yes. 798 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:25,816 Like she's just learned some really traumatic information. 799 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:28,586 Yeah. Would that have pushed her to kill him? 800 00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:29,720 I don't think so. 801 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,622 That's not the kind of person she is. 802 00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:33,624 I don't think if she wanted to kill him, 803 00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:36,060 she would have killed them the moment he brought Violet home. 804 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:37,328 Because I certainly would have. 805 00:36:37,328 --> 00:36:41,232 And if I was a lawyer representing her, I would say maybe 806 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:45,636 the police should not have interviewed everyone together in the same room, 807 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,940 because they do and everyone contributed. 808 00:36:49,073 --> 00:36:50,374 To the interview. 809 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:50,942 Yeah. 810 00:36:50,942 --> 00:36:53,678 I'm like, You need to separate these people. 811 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:56,314 Find out where they. Were. One is separated. 812 00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:57,048 Now, but. 813 00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:02,153 If you separate everybody, the principals be there to comment on your testimony. 814 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:02,787 Right? 815 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:07,258 So Leonard left the house to Martha, but everything else goes to Varma and he says 816 00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:11,095 he's going to donate it to a charity, which we later find out is true. 817 00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:11,796 Yeah. 818 00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:15,032 And Harris Kills thinks he kills 819 00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:18,336 Leonard because, like you said, he's afraid Martha is going to do it. 820 00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:22,340 Yeah, He loves Martha, and I think he thinks Leonard deserves it. 821 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,911 And then we have a scene that is Academy Award worthy. 822 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:27,778 Oh, yeah. 823 00:37:27,778 --> 00:37:31,249 The conversation between Father Brown and Martha in her room is. 824 00:37:31,349 --> 00:37:34,952 It's tragic and heartbreaking, but it is so well done. 825 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:36,454 So well done. 826 00:37:36,454 --> 00:37:39,257 Completely wrong for this show. Mm hmm. 827 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:43,427 I think they probably looked at that and went, That's not the way we want to go. 828 00:37:43,461 --> 00:37:48,132 I dare somebody to watch that scene, especially when Father Brown says Olivia. 829 00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:48,766 Yeah. 830 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,602 And she says, I never hear anybody say her name. 831 00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:52,136 Yeah. 832 00:37:52,136 --> 00:37:53,070 And he says it again. 833 00:37:53,070 --> 00:37:56,340 I dare somebody to watch that scene and not tear up. 834 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,542 Yeah, it is extremely effective. 835 00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:02,380 It's just But it's not the Father Brown show that we know and love. 836 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:06,050 It's a bit heavy for this show, but it is very well done 837 00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:08,519 If you're going to do this storyline. 838 00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:09,287 Given that. 839 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:13,791 We have also learned an important plot and character detail, Mrs. 840 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:18,162 M sucks at. Checkers. 841 00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:22,066 Farmers like to get to cook. 842 00:38:22,166 --> 00:38:26,203 It's just jump and jumping jumping quadruple killing me. 843 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,239 Think beginners. 844 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,540 Beginners like. 845 00:38:29,540 --> 00:38:32,710 Yeah you mean that's the tone for the rest of the. 846 00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:35,413 Show playing against the morons. Yeah. 847 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:42,353 We also learn that Lady Felicia has a level of patience and toleration 848 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:47,191 that we have not seen before because she voluntarily offers 849 00:38:47,291 --> 00:38:51,295 Violet to stay with her until she can reach her parent. 850 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:54,565 Yeah, and I don't care how big your house 851 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:58,502 is, Violet is going to eat the scenery in their house. 852 00:38:58,569 --> 00:39:01,772 Yeah, I wouldn't want her in my house for 5 minutes. 853 00:39:01,872 --> 00:39:05,543 So just to clean off the rest of the slate, 854 00:39:05,576 --> 00:39:08,946 Leonard commits suicide, and then the lawyer tries to kill him, 855 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:11,449 not knowing he's dead already. Right. 856 00:39:11,449 --> 00:39:13,718 That's what we're fairly sure that's what happened. 857 00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:16,620 Yeah, They say that they have to have a toxicology report 858 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:17,822 to prove that's what happened, 859 00:39:17,822 --> 00:39:22,026 and that if that is what happened, Harris will probably get away with nothing. 860 00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,094 They'll have to release them. 861 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:26,731 Because you can't be in prison for killing somebody who's already dead. Yes. 862 00:39:26,931 --> 00:39:29,567 And the wife is going to kill herself. 863 00:39:29,567 --> 00:39:32,269 But why the brown stuff, sir? Yes. 864 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:34,872 And then Father Brown has a nice 865 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:38,876 quick conversation with Varma where he says, I misjudged you and. 866 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:42,680 The environment, clearly willing to take care of Martha and help her. Yes. 867 00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:46,050 He turns out to be a wonderful person 868 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,086 who's going to give the money that he inherited to charity. 869 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:49,687 Lepers. 870 00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:53,391 And cares about the people who Leonard left behind. 871 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,459 Yeah, I think he's a wonderful person. 872 00:39:55,459 --> 00:39:57,495 And I love when Mrs. 873 00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:01,332 M mentions the book The Girl Guides 874 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:01,966 immediately. 875 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:02,733 Felicia. 876 00:40:02,733 --> 00:40:03,901 I was more interested in public. 877 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,270 And more interested in Boy Scout. 878 00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:09,273 And violence, letting her true character show by blowing her nose on her. 879 00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:10,241 Madonna gloves. 880 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,209 Yeah, she's so tacky. 881 00:40:12,209 --> 00:40:14,912 And they have a little funeral. So best corpse. 882 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,080 We all we have is Leonard. 883 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,250 Yeah, Not very impressive, but we don't have any other options. 884 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:21,419 No Let's talk about after the credits, 885 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,487 because I think there's some interesting things here. 886 00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:26,323 Some interesting things. 887 00:40:26,323 --> 00:40:28,692 We know that Varma is going to help Martha. 888 00:40:28,692 --> 00:40:32,363 So there's a little funeral that happens, and Olivia gets her 889 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:35,566 name on the gravestone, which is what should happen. 890 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,101 You think she spreads? 891 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,503 I thought it was where they buried their last. 892 00:40:39,503 --> 00:40:41,038 Yes, the first time I saw it. 893 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:43,574 Until, you know, you understand what happened. 894 00:40:43,574 --> 00:40:47,244 Did at those Lenny's ashes? Yes. 895 00:40:47,311 --> 00:40:48,512 Okay. Yeah. 896 00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:49,246 Okay And. 897 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:53,651 And I think it's, again, double world's most liberal Catholic priest 898 00:40:53,717 --> 00:40:58,222 because he speaks in Latin and Varna speaks in Sanskrit, 899 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:02,526 Hindu And I think that was a nice way to end things. 900 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:03,327 I do, too. 901 00:41:03,327 --> 00:41:06,764 And I do think that it's it's believable 902 00:41:06,997 --> 00:41:10,434 that Varma and will get along. 903 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:15,806 So he Lenny leaves her the house and the grounds, I'm assuming. 904 00:41:15,873 --> 00:41:18,108 So that's a fair amount of money. 905 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:19,810 Or just a great big expense. 906 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:22,646 But I also think Varma would be like. 907 00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:25,015 We need more outside enough money to take care of this place. 908 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:27,685 Would you like me to stay on as the gardener? 909 00:41:27,685 --> 00:41:28,052 Yeah. 910 00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:31,589 You know, I don't know how he knows about this leprosy charity 911 00:41:31,589 --> 00:41:35,392 since he came from India with Leonard, but that's okay. 912 00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:39,430 I think that instead of giving all the money to charity, 913 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:42,666 that they'll maybe set up an orphanage or something. 914 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,436 I think they'll probably do something with children. 915 00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:48,439 So will Violet's parents want her back? 916 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,274 Well, 917 00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:52,409 I don't know if I would. 918 00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:53,944 They are probably happy to get rid of her. 919 00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:55,813 I had a question also about. 920 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:59,083 Okay, so Violet goes back with their parents and maybe goes 921 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,184 to a finishing school 922 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:04,355 or finishes a year of college or something and meets another young nice 923 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:09,460 man and has to explain to him her what she's been doing for the last year. 924 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,563 Well, I lived in an estate. 925 00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:13,297 Mm hmm. 926 00:42:13,297 --> 00:42:15,366 And a man there was painting me 927 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:19,803 naked, and I had an affair with him and wrote really bad poetry. 928 00:42:19,803 --> 00:42:22,473 And then. While his wife was in the house. And then. 929 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:24,275 But then he killed himself. Then he killed him. 930 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:26,911 But another guy tried to kill, and you're. 931 00:42:26,911 --> 00:42:29,647 Like, No one is going to last through that first. Day. 932 00:42:29,647 --> 00:42:31,282 No, no, no. 933 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,983 Nobody's going to make it to that story. 934 00:42:32,983 --> 00:42:35,553 Q Do her parents take her back? 935 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,955 Yes, of course, because that's a parent's job. 936 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:39,723 Is. It? Yes. 937 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:42,259 Maybe they send her away to a school. Maybe. 938 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:45,162 Will Harris go to jail? I think I think. 939 00:42:45,162 --> 00:42:49,133 Harris Could they charge him with interfering with a dead body? Yes. 940 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,935 But have to know that it was dead. 941 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:53,704 I think because he's a member of the court, 942 00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:58,175 he's going to get a suspended sentence because the judge would know him probably. 943 00:42:58,175 --> 00:43:00,911 Yeah. And say or his firm. 944 00:43:00,911 --> 00:43:02,379 But that might hurt his. 945 00:43:02,379 --> 00:43:06,250 They've been around since 1066, 946 00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:07,985 so I think it would hurt 947 00:43:07,985 --> 00:43:11,121 is like I don't think he might be a lawyer anymore 948 00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:15,025 that goes to court but I think he's definitely. 949 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:17,995 He'd be a specialist. On how to kill a dead body. Now, what. 950 00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:19,029 You have any clients like. 951 00:43:19,029 --> 00:43:24,768 That going to happen is he's not going to get together with Martha. 952 00:43:24,868 --> 00:43:25,869 Oh, gosh, no. 953 00:43:25,869 --> 00:43:27,137 She wants to. 954 00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:29,173 And she will have nothing. 955 00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:31,609 To do with Gosh, no. Yes. 956 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:36,413 No. Because whether he knew it or not, I mean, he was trying to murder husband. 957 00:43:36,447 --> 00:43:38,582 Yes. And she did love Leonard. Yes. 958 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:39,850 I don't know why. 959 00:43:39,850 --> 00:43:42,119 I don't know. He's he's broken scum. 960 00:43:42,119 --> 00:43:44,355 But I realize you've had a baby. 961 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:48,325 Even if you had the most wonderful, gorgeous baby. 962 00:43:48,359 --> 00:43:50,527 Oh, I'm going to India for three months. 963 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:53,130 I'm like. Wow. No. 964 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,733 Before she's even home from the hospital. 965 00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:56,967 He's right. Out bad. 966 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:59,169 Dude, I'm not good. 967 00:43:59,169 --> 00:44:00,771 Well, he's just weak. 968 00:44:00,771 --> 00:44:02,973 Yeah, he's very weak. 969 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:03,874 Oh, I'm that happy. 970 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:06,210 No, that's the end of the wrong shape. 971 00:44:06,210 --> 00:44:09,046 I'm kind of glad it's over. The title. 972 00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:11,115 It's bad. Is title. 973 00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:14,752 I'm glad we're getting through these ones that are original. 974 00:44:14,752 --> 00:44:18,489 Father brown stories because they're kooky and bonkers. 975 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,792 Hmm. Next we have season 976 00:44:21,792 --> 00:44:25,462 one, Episode four The Man in the Tree. 977 00:44:25,562 --> 00:44:29,600 Is it more fun than this one? I think so. 978 00:44:29,700 --> 00:44:30,734 Wouldn't anything. 979 00:44:30,734 --> 00:44:33,070 Be? I think so. More fun. 980 00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:37,608 So on the 20th, we have season one, Episode four The Man in the Tree. 981 00:44:37,841 --> 00:44:38,442 Mm hmm. 982 00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:43,847 And then on the 27th of November, we have our second remix episode, 983 00:44:43,947 --> 00:44:45,182 and we got some ideas 984 00:44:45,182 --> 00:44:49,620 about how to remix the episodes a little better from the Reddit folks. 985 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:50,821 And thank you. 986 00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:55,259 B Season one Episode five The Eye of Apollo. Hmm. 987 00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:56,226 The cultic. 988 00:44:56,226 --> 00:44:59,530 Cult called. Sekhukhune. 989 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:01,965 It's not as good as the Midsummer Cult. 990 00:45:01,965 --> 00:45:04,468 No, the oblong side? 991 00:45:04,468 --> 00:45:07,271 No, the first one. The first. One. 992 00:45:07,271 --> 00:45:10,674 And they have the pyramids on their heads and everything. 993 00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:12,509 Which is 994 00:45:12,509 --> 00:45:15,379 the medium is channeling the Roman. 995 00:45:15,379 --> 00:45:17,548 Yeah, 996 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,048 right. 997 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:21,051 Leviticus, Rick Rictus or whatever its name, it's. 998 00:45:21,151 --> 00:45:26,490 Well, I mean there's the bureau, the mirror one where the wife is also. 999 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,959 That's the one with 1000 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:30,127 the dog. 1001 00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:32,262 What's his name. Roberts. No, no, no. 1002 00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:36,366 It's, it's not the one with the dog, it's the one with the the mirror 1003 00:45:36,366 --> 00:45:39,803 that he gets outbid at the first time that's go to his house. 1004 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:41,438 That's a. Different one. 1005 00:45:41,438 --> 00:45:44,441 Yeah, that's. 1006 00:45:44,441 --> 00:45:45,576 This is what happens. 1007 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:46,543 People. People. 1008 00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:51,415 You watch too many murder shows and they all get muddled up in your head. 1009 00:45:51,482 --> 00:45:56,887 You can find mystery maniacs on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and email. 1010 00:45:56,887 --> 00:45:59,690 And we have a subreddit and YouTube. 1011 00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:02,726 If you're listening on YouTube, please hit like it. 1012 00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,062 Subscribe. It helps us. It helps more. 1013 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:07,197 We'll find it helps. More people find that. 1014 00:46:07,197 --> 00:46:09,533 And so then by maniacs. 1015 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:15,072 By maniacs, 1016 00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:26,083 it's. 1017 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,318 She went to Lady Phyllis. 1018 00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:31,922 She Lady Felicity's finishing school. 1019 00:46:32,189 --> 00:46:33,557 Was it her. Stop? 1020 00:46:33,557 --> 00:46:35,359 Yeah. Back up, Felicia. 1021 00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:37,361 Her name's Felicia, and no. 1022 00:46:37,361 --> 00:46:38,529 Okay, then there's. 1023 00:46:38,529 --> 00:46:40,464 So do you want to start that over again? Yes.