Finish It!

Halloween is here! That means Creeptobscare is coming to an end, but will the brothers manage to finish this book? There's only two endings left! Let's go! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Also, Matt challenges Chris to part two of the User-generated Interactive Fiction Translated Into Latin or Microorganism quiz (thanks, Adam!), the guys roll a candy, and someone gets an ending that might just be the best in the book! Also, yes, there are a hundred candy names listed below for you to roll on. HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEEEN!

ROLL A CANDY!

Roll for Bar or Bits (D2)
  1. Bar
  2. Bits

Roll for Number of Fillings (D6)
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6

Roll Those Fillings (D12)
  1. nougat
  2. caramel
  3. peanuts
  4. toffee
  5. peanut butter
  6. chocalte truffle
  7. marshmallow
  8. Fruit jelly
  9. wafer cookie
  10. praline cream
  11. fruity gummy
  12. Butterscotch

Roll First Coating (D6)
  1. chocolate
  2. white chocolate
  3. Fruity candy coating
  4. None (like a payday)
  5. caramel drizzle
  6. Dark Chocolate

Roll Outer Coating (D12)
  1. none
  2. Sour powder
  3. White chocolate drizzle
  4. Toffee bits
  5. sprinkles
  6. sea salt
  7. Granulated sugar
  8. crushed nuts
  9. Nerds
  10. Sprinkles
  11. powdered sugar
  12. Roll again twice

Roll for Name (D100)
  1. Nug Busters
  2. slinks
  3. greccos
  4. stump
  5. lil mighties
  6. bang bangs
  7. Stoprocks
  8. Super Crandles
  9. bucksticks
  10. hunchycrunch
  11. Why Whys
  12. Beezle Bar
  13. Bicksnicks
  14. Gargles
  15. Howch
  16. tap taps
  17. Old Francis
  18. Yum Chum
  19. Brag Bar
  20. The Drizzness
  21. Big Dunkles
  22. GoGoGetGets
  23. HamSlammer
  24. Neighbor
  25. Zeus
  26. The Nexus
  27. Dandy Mares
  28. Butterworks
  29. StickyFingus
  30. Bess N' Barrys
  31. CloseCalls
  32. Twizzlechomp
  33. Beginicals
  34. Hurkin's Old Fashioned
  35. Stilts
  36. Escape
  37. GoneGirls
  38. Horfins
  39. No-Nos
  40. Lucky Buddies
  41. Pirate Chum
  42. All Busters
  43. Mega Snap
  44. Breaknecks
  45. Forever Nots
  46. Sweet Sharkies
  47. Unbucklers
  48. Creamo
  49. Stickums
  50. Dork(s)
  51. Nougalo
  52. NutStacks
  53. DeeDeeBees
  54. Bench Warmer
  55. Goldy Lunch
  56. Next of Kin
  57. Besmirch
  58. ButterMess
  59. Snome
  60. Snuck-Its
  61. Husk
  62. Bindle
  63. GrooGroo(s)
  64. Wordy Burdy
  65. Attack!
  66. Pucker bunch
  67. Sticks N' Wicks
  68. Pidgeon Feed
  69. Sloppy Tony
  70. Tongue It
  71. Mrs Handsome
  72. Habbayabba
  73. IckySticky
  74. Chowabunga
  75. Chewburg 
  76. Fit-Fat
  77. Gobberswap
  78. ChunkyDugg
  79. Mr. Like-It
  80. Wispies
  81. Jelly Bucket
  82. Tortee
  83. MilkyBaby
  84. Cry-Bye
  85. Evertwister
  86. Bambino
  87. Swishy-Swashy
  88. Yumble Jumble
  89. Classie
  90. BetterNows
  91. Frazzen
  92. Herd
  93. FairyFingers
  94. Skello
  95. NutWorst
  96. Lots-O-Choc
  97. RudeDude
  98. Brackle
  99. Crank
  100. Shredders

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What is Finish It!?

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.