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Well, hello all you beautiful people.

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You know what time it is.

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Ladies and gents, guys and dolls and

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everyone in between.

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Gather around. Get you something real

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nice to sip on and comfy to slip on.

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Cuz it's time for Smite Club. Here's

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your hosts, Chelsea and Hannah.

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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Hey everybody and welcome to Smuck Club.

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I'm Hannah. And I'm Chelsea. And we are

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joined today by one of our favorite

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guest hosts, Mr. Weston Slayton. Hello.

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Thanks for having me back. I'm so

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excited.

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We love that you came back after uh

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Elements of Mischief was your

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introduction to smut.

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Listen, we dove hard.

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We did.

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Yeah. Deep in. I was like, "Okay, if you

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want to be introduced, here's five

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dragon shifters

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that are also plumbers."

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Still one of my top five favorite text

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messages of all time. Chelsea's like,

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"Hey, we can give you this one or if you

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want to go hard.

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What about this?" I was like, "Yeah,

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let's Here we go."

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Yeah.

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Deep in no floaties. go and it worked.

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It was great.

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Well, hopefully today also lives up to

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the expectations that Elements of

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Mischief lived up to for you. Thank you

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for joining us. We are very glad to have

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you back.

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Thanks.

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So, Weston and I have both read today's

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book. Um Hannah is just going to be

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along for the journey. I don't think

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you've read this one. Tell me if I'm

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wrong, but today's book is Pounded by

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Produce by GM Ferry.

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I can't say I have

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There's so many stories being told

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behind that face right now.

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Also, I was talking to a coworker.

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It's both fear and anticipation.

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I was talking to a co-orker earlier this

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week and I went, "Yeah, we're we're

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going to review Pounded by Produce on

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the podcast." She goes, "Oh my gosh, I

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read that one." I went, "Really?" And

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she goes, "No way. I read Bagged by the

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Groceries,

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unrelated."

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And I was truly different author.

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different author but real.

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But real good that it's real.

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I'm like, is this a Chuck Tingle? Like I

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Okay. We're not full Chuck Tingle.

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Oh, spiritually we're not far from Chuck

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Are we like Vera Valentine? Like

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unhinged?

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it. Okay.

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We're going to probably stop trying to

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temper expectations and just choose. you

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know, is pounded by produce. Anything

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feel like I'm going to make this face a

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lot if you're doing it right.

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A little bit of disgust. Like frowned,

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lime confusion.

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So, we open with Emily.

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abusive relationship.

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like emotionally, verbally, um,

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financially abusive. He really isolated

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her. She wasn't allowed to work,

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just all that sort of stuff. So,

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she has now made it out of this, uh,

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long-term abusive relationship and is

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trying to start over, trying to find a

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job. She really doesn't have a ton of

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skills and is like, I just want to like

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cook and be in the garden and like I'm

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looking for a quiet, simple life. I'm

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not trying to rage. Mhm.

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She happens to find a listing for a uh

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live-in parish cook.

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parish. It is for St. Mary's Catholic

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indicates church unless you're in

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Louisiana. So I'm imagining that it's

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church related. That's right. Yeah.

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their county is a parish.

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I really learned something new today.

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End of episode. Thanks for being here,

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guys.

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Right. We set out. We accomplished

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everything we set out to do today.

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That was it. Hannah has no context for

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this book, but Chelsea learned

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something. Thanks for being here.

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two other characters. We will get all

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three perspectives. The next character

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is Robert and he's one of the priests at

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St. Mary's. Um, he's in the garden

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gathering produce for dinner.

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their last parish cook fell in love and

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like moved to France or something and so

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they've been having to make their own

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It's a different one probably.

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to take notes.

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So the rain on your skin.

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As Robert is out, we know we're just

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going to call Robert Bob. As Bob's out

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in the garden, Laurent runs out. He's

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the other priest for St. Mary's Catholic

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Church. Um, and he runs out and is like,

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"Bob, have you seen my hairbrush?" And

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he hasn't.

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What? What's your face, Hannah?

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Veggie Tails.

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Maybe.

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Bob the tomato. Larry the cucumber.

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So, uh, for the listener at home, Yeah.

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Hannah may have just realized this is

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veggie tail smut.

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was Bob, have you seen my hair brush?

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So, you know what? We're just going to

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doing this.

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Uh-huh. Mhm. You're like, now that I

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understand where we're at,

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I can I can lock in accordingly. Do you

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like to buck with tomatoes?

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If a squash can make you come,

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have we got a smut book for you? Okay.

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underlying tension between Bob and

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other since seminary. They were

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roommates in seminary.

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15 year history.

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were roommates or were they like

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actually roommates?

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there there's definitely reference to

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like a couple of times where they were

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both mutually masturbating and like

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making eye contact like in their

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separate twin beds and like no one made

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it weird. You know,

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we're just never going to talk about it.

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It'll be all right,

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We're just going to jack off at the

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thought of each other,

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but never say those words to each other.

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cook is good because I'm not a great

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cook and I just want to get back to

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writing sermons." And

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Larry's like, "Oh, ye of little faith.

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She's going to be a great cook. My God

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is bigger than the boogeyman.

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God is bigger than the boogeyman. He's

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bigger than Godzilla's or the monsters

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on TV." Honestly,

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it's going to be an excruciatingly niche

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episode.

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going to go so hard they're going to

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listen to it like eight times and

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everybody else is going to be like,

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Shout out to GM Ferry because like I'm

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pretty sure the dedication in this book

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is to those with religious trauma.

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with no context for what Veggie Tales is

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and wondering why the hell 107 people

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cucumber

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or a hairbrush.

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God is bigger than the boogeyman. Okay,

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that's a weird line. Anyway, back to the

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trauma.

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1,000%.

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So, back to Emily. She has now arrived

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at the parish. Um, she's not very

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religious and feels a little anxious

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about this. And so, she meets Gail,

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who's like the church administrator. Um,

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and Emily's like, "This place is so

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beautiful." And Gail goes, "Yes, God's

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splendor truly does dwell in this

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place." And Emily just goes, "Praise

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it's I can't remember her last name, but

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actresses on Veggie Tales.

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I know, right? I was like, Gail, that's

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too specific. That's deep. Google, there

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she was. She's like a

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in my head I thought Gail made complete

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sense for being the name of a church

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parish administrator.

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Accurate as well.

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that track.

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I'm waiting for Barbara as in Barbara

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Manatee to make an appearance.

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Um I wish we got like a Laura the Carrot

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at some point. We don't. Um so just book

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two. Book two.

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The sequel.

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But the funniest part is also like when

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Emily's like, "Praise be." Gail looks at

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her and is like, "So, is that your first

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time saying this

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and she's like, "Was it that obvious?"

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And G's like, "It's not it's not that

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deep. We're very relaxed here." Like,

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the girl's like, "Oh, thank God." And

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she's like, "Yes, that's the energy."

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Like, so very chill. But then as Gail is

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giving her the tour, she introduces her

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to Bob and Larry. And Emily's

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immediately like, "What the [ __ ] is this

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romcom? These priests are so hot."

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Like,

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very meta. Like, what is this? Some smut

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book?

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Yes.

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Direct quote. Yeah.

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Incredible.

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So, that night, Emily has a sex dream.

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Um, she dreams that she is praying in

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the chapel and just kind of accepting

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this new life and kind of like, I don't

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really know what you have for me, but

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kind of figuring it out. and you know it

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would be cooler if I not a nun cuz I I

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do like sex but like I'm open to the

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other things that you have to offer. And

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then suddenly she hears a voice that's

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the priest being like we can help with

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that.

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And they're like taking off her clothes

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and she takes off Larry's pants and then

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takes out his dick and it's a cucumber

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and she's like that should weird me out

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but it isn't. And Jess is like I want to

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slob on that knob. Um, and then she like

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wakes up from the dream

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unfortunately

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of Yes. of Larry's cucumber dick.

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I was very excited for the story line of

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the cucumber dick.

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I honestly was wondering if that's how

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because I knew going into it that it was

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Veggie Tail smut, but I had no idea how

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that would present at any point. So I

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was like, "Oh, is this how we're going?"

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And so I'm like, "Okay, so Larry has a

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cucumber penis, so that means Bob has a

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tomato penis." or just like massive

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tomato balls.

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I had that thought, too. I was like,

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it's his balls, but then a normal dick

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with tomato balls. Like, so as the book

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continued, I went, "Oh, I I should have

342
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just let GM Fairy She You know, GM Ferry

343
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did write it. I didn't need to make it

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up in my head."

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She did. All my notes were like, "Oh my

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gosh." Yeah. Oh, it was a dream.

347
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It was a dream.

348
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Yeah.

349
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Weston is like, "I feel the quitus

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vegetableist interrupt us."

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[Laughter]

352
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Okay, that Yep. Mhm.

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Emily wakes up from the stream and, you

354
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know, decides she needs a little

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midnight snack and is like, I'll go chop

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up a cucumber in the kitchen and have a

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little have a little treat. When she

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gets to the kitchen, she does find Larry

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there having a midnight bowl of cereal,

360
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and she's so flustered. She's like, "Oh,

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enjoy your bowl. It's fine. I'll wait to

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eat until morning." Like, why? No,

363
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that's not the right response, Emily.

364
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Like,

365
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he's not in his priestly garb. He's just

366
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No, he's in his pajamas eating hot.

367
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Yes.

368
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Yeah.

369
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She's just imagining if it is a cucumber

370
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inside of those sleep pants.

371
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Yeah.

372
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Casual.

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She'll find out. Um, but

374
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he invites her to stay and they're

375
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getting to know each other and like she

376
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swears at one point and I forget exactly

377
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what Larry said, but the energy was

378
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like, "Don't worry about swearing. We're

379
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not like regular priest. We're cool

380
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priests." It's kind of like how I read

381
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it.

382
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Yeah.

383
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Oh, but okay. You read it the same way.

384
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I read it the same way. And like he used

385
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the phrase I can't remember if this was

386
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in the same thing, but it's like same

387
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context.

388
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Said it's like, "Oh, yeah. And we used

389
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to [ __ ] around to seminary all the time,

390
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which I thought is the best pitch for a

391
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divinity degree.

392
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It's like, "Yeah, you just want to go

393
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[ __ ] around to seminary for a little

394
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bit? Sure, let's do it."

395
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Someone who went to a seminary.

396
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I was going to say not a ton of [ __ ]

397
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around.

398
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Yeah, that's fair.

399
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And unfortunately,

400
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small amount

401
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of small amount of [ __ ] around in

402
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seminary. But yeah, it was

403
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:31,519
also could have been me.

404
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I wasn't a fan favorite. You know,

405
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you and there ruffling feathers and

406
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whatnot. I I had

407
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I had about 10% of the tattoos that I

408
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currently have

409
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and it was too many tattoos for their

410
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liking.

411
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You hadn't found your audience.

412
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:54,560
No, I had not found my audience. Like I

413
00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:56,480
left and within 5 months of me like

414
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graduating from seminary, I had a full

415
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back piece tattoo done on my upper back.

416
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And I'm like, you know, that was a they

417
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,760
wouldn't have loved that. At least not

418
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at the one I was at at the time I was

419
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there. Maybe they've

420
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:13,120
reinterpreted scripture about tattoos at

421
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this point.

422
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Hopefully.

423
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Or vaginas

424
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or

425
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or any of it.

426
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Oh, okay. That's We're about to get

427
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,959
too into cuz I'm about to be like, well,

428
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,920
nope. This is not a This is not a

429
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,360
context for me.

430
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,120
Pounded by Produce leads into a

431
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:32,320
theological disc discussion. That's what

432
00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,800
the people signed up for.

433
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:36,560
You get it. Yeah.

434
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,160
Go listen to Dan Mlullen if that's what

435
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,160
you're trying to do. We're not here for

436
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that.

437
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:45,440
Although, we did review Priest. I

438
00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:47,279
literally had the thought. I was like, I

439
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,759
feel like

440
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that book was trying to heal religious

441
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trauma in the way that this one probably

442
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actually does for people. I did have

443
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:58,800
that thought earlier.

444
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That is very valid. As they're now

445
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together having a late night cereal

446
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:06,480
snack, Larry asks if Emily's religious

447
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:07,920
and she's like if it's kind of a sweet

448
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,959
moment where they're just actually

449
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,399
getting to know each other and she's

450
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:12,160
like, "No, but like I've really been

451
00:16:10,399 --> 00:16:13,440
feeling lost and like I'm searching for

452
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,959
something and like I'm looking for

453
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,720
something that like gives me a purpose

454
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:18,399
and Larry's like, you know, like

455
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:20,639
when I like that's how I felt when I

456
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:24,560
joined seminary and like really looking

457
00:16:20,639 --> 00:16:26,560
for a higher calling and just it's just

458
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:29,920
a nice moment of like actual connection

459
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:32,160
between him. Um, but also I think the

460
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:35,120
other like as soon as he joined seminary

461
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:37,199
like at least God has not been his

462
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:40,160
higher calling. Bob has been his higher

463
00:16:37,199 --> 00:16:40,880
calling. Larry is so in love with Bob.

464
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,160
Um,

465
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,880
yeah.

466
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,639
Very sweet.

467
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,839
Yes. And so they say good night and then

468
00:16:44,639 --> 00:16:47,759
the next morning we actually switch to

469
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,519
Larry. This is the moment we find out

470
00:16:47,759 --> 00:16:53,199
that he's in love with Bob because he's

471
00:16:49,519 --> 00:16:55,519
watching Robert preach from the pulpit

472
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and give his sermon and he's just like I

473
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like this is the reason I've been here

474
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for 15 years essentially and he's just

475
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pining away for him and he's like the

476
00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:06,319
he's like yeah like before I went to

477
00:17:04,799 --> 00:17:07,919
seminary like I definitely slept with

478
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:09,839
women but like those unspoken nights

479
00:17:07,919 --> 00:17:12,400
with Bob like

480
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:14,240
meant more to me as far as sexual

481
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,720
experiences than like anything else in

482
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,520
my life. His love of Bob is really

483
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,480
endearing.

484
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,760
It is really sweet.

485
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:22,400
Sounds very pure.

486
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:24,799
It's so pure and the the tension that

487
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,160
like it in or interjects in the moment

488
00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:28,079
you're like, "Oh my gosh."

489
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,760
Yes. Because this is fun.

490
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:33,840
Well, like you've been in love with him

491
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:35,679
for 15 years and just pining away with

492
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,720
like stolen moments and being like, you

493
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,400
know, like when when I could get away

494
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,840
with putting my hand on his shoulder and

495
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,240
like it wouldn't like draw and you're

496
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,840
like, "Oh." And they're like there's

497
00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:46,799
another perspective with Bob like

498
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,960
talking about his love for Larry and

499
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,240
like will they won't they. It's just

500
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,480
very endearing and very

501
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:59,080
Yes. That's very nice.

502
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:59,080
It really is. Um after the sermon

503
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,919
they uh

504
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:05,760
oh Emily shows up at the end of the

505
00:18:03,919 --> 00:18:07,440
sermon. It doesn't it's not really

506
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,280
relevant to the plot except she's just

507
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:12,720
like finding her way around the space

508
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:14,880
and like meeting people. And Larry also

509
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,280
sees her and is like, I absolutely

510
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:19,039
masturbated as soon as I got back to my

511
00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:20,799
room last night.

512
00:18:19,039 --> 00:18:24,080
He's like, I had to do an awkward walk

513
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:26,080
leaving that kitchen because I'm very

514
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:29,200
into this woman.

515
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:31,360
Um, as the service ends, all you realize

516
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,919
all of these like old women, all these

517
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:36,640
old Betty's in this rural town are very

518
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:38,640
into Bob and Larry as well and love

519
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,679
their little like harmless crushes on

520
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,080
their priests.

521
00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:44,240
Yes.

522
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:46,400
Um, one woman knit Larry a rubber ducky

523
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:48,480
sweater.

524
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:52,440
King George and the Ducky. We love a

525
00:18:48,480 --> 00:18:52,440
call back. We love a reference.

526
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,360
how Hannah braces herself with each

527
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:56,799
reference.

528
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:59,600
It's awesome.

529
00:18:56,799 --> 00:19:02,000
Well, I'm like

530
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:04,640
I'm just honestly disturbed that I

531
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:07,280
remember all of them.

532
00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:09,039
So, some odd years since I've interacted

533
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:10,240
with Veggie Tales, you know,

534
00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:11,440
reading through there were a couple

535
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,720
moments where I was like, "Was that

536
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,760
something?" And then I'd look it up and

537
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:17,120
I'm like, "This unlocked a core memory."

538
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:19,360
Vance would just look over. I'm like

539
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:22,160
watching Veggie Tales songs on my phone

540
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,120
and he's like, "What are you doing?

541
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,720
research

542
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,840
like get over it, man. It's fine. It's

543
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:30,880
fine. Um, as the now that the sermon is

544
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:34,240
ending and all of the

545
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:35,840
church members are leaving, um, there

546
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,440
Bob is talking to Larry's like, "Bro,

547
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,280
you got to stop flirting with all these

548
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,880
like old women." And Larry's like, "It's

549
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,960
harmless. They make me sweaters. It's

550
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,320
great." Like, what could go wrong here?

551
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,880
They're just having fun, man.

552
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,400
And as they close the doors to the

553
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:50,160
church, they realize there's like an old

554
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,600
woman in there with them that they they

555
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:53,120
don't know her. They've never seen her

556
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,799
before and she looks a little like

557
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:56,720
haggarded and is wearing like a big

558
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:59,120
cloak and they're like, "Oh, we're so

559
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,400
sorry. Like we thought it was empty in

560
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,240
here." And they're like introducing

561
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,200
themselves and she's being kind of

562
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,000
weird.

563
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,799
Kind of weird.

564
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,080
Okay. Kind of

565
00:20:04,799 --> 00:20:08,160
very mysterious.

566
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,559
Yeah. She's like, "I know who you are."

567
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,480
Yeah.

568
00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:13,280
And they're like, "Oh, like do you need

569
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:15,440
a ride home?" And she's like, "No, but I

570
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,520
like you boys might need help." And

571
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:21,600
they're like, "What are you talking

572
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:24,160
about?" So then she says, "Tonight is

573
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,320
the harvest moon where spirits come to

574
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:29,200
play. All that is hidden will be brought

575
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:31,840
to light. You two need a transformation.

576
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:34,880
It's up to you both to define the true

577
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:37,679
fruits of your soul." And then she just

578
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:39,360
like scurries away,

579
00:20:37,679 --> 00:20:42,159
disappears,

580
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:44,880
walks down the very long road that leads

581
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:45,679
to the parish, and then

582
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,520
was it.

583
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,960
Yeah. That that the long road to the

584
00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:52,760
county over.

585
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,760
Oh my gosh. I didn't

586
00:20:53,200 --> 00:21:00,960
I didn't pick up on that one. Nice.

587
00:20:57,039 --> 00:21:03,280
That was just me. Okay. So, they're like

588
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,720
both Bob and Larry are like that was

589
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,919
weird,

590
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,400
right? But like what are you going to do

591
00:21:05,919 --> 00:21:10,799
about it?

592
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:12,799
Yeah. Like did she hex us?

593
00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:14,320
Guess we'll be fine. We'll find out.

594
00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:16,159
But there was no subtext around it. They

595
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,960
were like that was weird. Anyway, let's

596
00:21:16,159 --> 00:21:18,480
go.

597
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,400
Yeah. Like literally to the point like

598
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,760
as soon as it ends, Bob like looks back

599
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:23,200
at L. He's like, "So, as I was saying,

600
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,600
you got to stop flirting with these

601
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:27,520
women." Like that like level of like

602
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,159
ambivalence to this weird message from

603
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,760
this woman.

604
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:31,200
Dismissive of like whatever that was.

605
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:31,600
Very dismissive of it.

606
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:31,919
Yeah.

607
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,120
Yes.

608
00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:35,679
They've run into this. Their

609
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,440
congregation is 70 plus year old women.

610
00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:39,200
They say weird [ __ ] They knit them

611
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,760
sweaters. They're like

612
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:47,640
water off a rubber duck's back. Oh my

613
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:47,640
god. Oh, I just took a

614
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:54,000
holy [ __ ]

615
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:56,159
Once again, this episode will hit very

616
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,320
hard for a very specific group of people

617
00:21:56,159 --> 00:22:00,960
and for everyone else. Thank you for

618
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:01,679
joining us. We do apologize for the

619
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,679
confusion.

620
00:22:01,679 --> 00:22:06,240
There's still some funny stuff.

621
00:22:03,679 --> 00:22:09,039
Absolutely. So, switching to Bob's

622
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:10,400
perspective. It's late that night. Um,

623
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:12,320
like now the middle of the night, he

624
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:16,159
can't sleep. He's feeling guilty about

625
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:19,120
how distracted he's been been by the new

626
00:22:16,159 --> 00:22:21,200
parish cook. Um,

627
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,720
and like just decides to get his mind

628
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,480
off of things. He go he's like, "That

629
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:27,760
woman was weird. I can't stop focusing

630
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:29,679
on Emily." Like whatever. So, he finds

631
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,360
an old bottle of communion wine and goes

632
00:22:29,679 --> 00:22:33,600
out to the garden and just decides he's

633
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:35,200
going to like get drunk in the garden in

634
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,840
the middle of the night. And like, you

635
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:40,799
know, we all cope how we cope.

636
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:42,159
Sure, I get it. In some situations, I'd

637
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:43,440
call that a poor coping skill. And in

638
00:22:42,159 --> 00:22:45,039
other situations, I'd call that a

639
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,000
relatively good coping skill. Yeah. And

640
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:47,600
perspective matters.

641
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,600
It does. Little column A, little column

642
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,679
B, you know.

643
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:54,400
So, he's laying down between the rows of

644
00:22:51,679 --> 00:22:56,559
the cucumbers and the tomatoes and uh

645
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:58,480
starts just like talking to God and is

646
00:22:56,559 --> 00:23:01,360
like, "Why are you doing this to me?

647
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:03,039
Like, are you testing me? Like, why?"

648
00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,960
And suddenly a voice responds and is

649
00:23:03,039 --> 00:23:06,640
like, "You've been disobedient." And

650
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,240
he's like, "Fuck off, Larry." Like, and

651
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,679
Larry's like, "You were slamming doors.

652
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,520
I thought you wanted me to follow you

653
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:13,600
out here. I didn't know you being out

654
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:15,919
here was a secret.

655
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,559
Like you weren't subtle on the way out.

656
00:23:15,919 --> 00:23:17,919
Yeah.

657
00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:19,840
Yeah. And he's like, "Are you are you a

658
00:23:17,919 --> 00:23:21,520
little distracted lately?" Cuz you

659
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:25,280
weren't subtle and I was clearly

660
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:27,039
following you out here. Um and when

661
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,520
Bob's like, "I you know, maybe I've been

662
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:33,400
a little distracted." Larry's like, "Is

663
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,400
it the new cook's tits?"

664
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:40,000
Was it here where I think whoever it was

665
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:41,919
Bob had they got them mixed up. He looks

666
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,240
at him he's like clearly I came alone to

667
00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:46,720
talk to God and the other one was like

668
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:49,520
aren't you glad I answered instead.

669
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:51,360
I was like ooh there's some there's a

670
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,840
deep dive of some religious trauma in

671
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,400
here. Like

672
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,760
oh yeah

673
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:56,000
what happens when humans show up for

674
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,679
each other we don't have to worry about

675
00:23:56,000 --> 00:24:00,679
anyway. Mhm.

676
00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:00,679
Yes.

677
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:07,440
Bob says no. Larry, believe it or not,

678
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:10,320
it's not the new cook's tits.

679
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,840
It's her lips actually that have been

680
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,960
distracting me.

681
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,600
Mhm.

682
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,360
I'm not a perve. Well,

683
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:21,279
a little bit foreshadowing here.

684
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:23,600
Yeah. Still am. Uh Larry is thrilled by

685
00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:25,679
this confession and he's like, "This is

686
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,960
this is great news." And then like as

687
00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:28,480
Larry's laughing about it, like Bob

688
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,480
calls him like ridiculous and Larry's

689
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:32,880
like, "Well, it's my mission to bring

690
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,880
you joy."

691
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:37,880
It's It's kind of a slightly weird

692
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,880
intera.

693
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,080
It does escalate very quickly. It's very

694
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,520
winefueled.

695
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,279
Like Larry's like, "It's my mission to

696
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:48,000
bring you joy." And Bob's like, "Well,

697
00:24:45,279 --> 00:24:49,679
what a simple life." Cuz here I am like

698
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,279
leading souls to God and you're just

699
00:24:49,679 --> 00:24:53,760
like talking like making jokes about

700
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:55,760
tits and like

701
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,440
being God's favorite. And Larry's like,

702
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,279
"You're definitely God's favorite. He

703
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:02,880
made me to serve you." And I'm like,

704
00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:05,200
"Bob, this man is in love with you." In

705
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,960
love. He just said, "God made me to

706
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,000
serve you." And it did not click for

707
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,919
you.

708
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,559
The I mean, yes, it this one is wine

709
00:25:09,919 --> 00:25:14,159
induced, but like still that is

710
00:25:12,559 --> 00:25:16,559
Yeah, that came out.

711
00:25:14,159 --> 00:25:18,640
That is a loud. Yeah,

712
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:20,799
hard statement. And I feel like Bob

713
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:23,279
still doesn't clock it.

714
00:25:20,799 --> 00:25:25,200
I don't think so. He's more just he's

715
00:25:23,279 --> 00:25:28,080
borderline aloof,

716
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,760
I guess. And just very I don't know.

717
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,880
He's very in his head.

718
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,640
And I was going to say it sounds like

719
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,320
he's trying to protect himself and

720
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:37,200
doesn't want to make Larry uncomfortable

721
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:39,520
or like cross any invisible boundaries

722
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,080
and and so he's like

723
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,200
dismissing the signs because he wants it

724
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,320
so bad. Maybe

725
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,919
like is that

726
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:49,840
is like paired with that still like

727
00:25:47,919 --> 00:25:51,840
rectifying the idea that he believes

728
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,640
that he's still called

729
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:56,159
to serve God. He is at this parish for a

730
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:57,840
reason. It just happens to be with his

731
00:25:56,159 --> 00:25:58,799
best buddy who was his roommate.

732
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,200
Right. Right. Right.

733
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:01,679
No, we are here to serve our Lord and

734
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,840
Savior.

735
00:26:01,679 --> 00:26:05,760
Right. With very specific expectations

736
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,360
around what serving your Lord and Savior

737
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:09,120
looks like.

738
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,240
That sounded more sexual than I meant

739
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,000
it. Um

740
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,600
read into what's not. I was going to say

741
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:17,760
I feel like

742
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:20,320
maybe but still probably accurate for

743
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:22,880
the current situation we're in.

744
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,559
So both Bob and Larry just fall asleep

745
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,120
drunk in the garden.

746
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:27,120
Mhm.

747
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:30,320
The next morning we switched to Larry's

748
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:32,000
perspective. He wakes up and he's like

749
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,000
feeling a bit funny and he's like, "Man,

750
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,840
must be like really hung over." And his

751
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,440
vision is a little bit blurry and things

752
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:40,880
don't quite look right. Then he realizes

753
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:44,000
he can't move and he's like, "What? what

754
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,840
is going on? And he's like, did did is

755
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:50,000
this what we drank? Like, did something

756
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:53,279
happen to to Bob? And then he like feels

757
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:55,200
like an earthquake and then sees a giant

758
00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:58,400
hand.

759
00:26:55,200 --> 00:27:01,120
And um yeah, so Larry's turned into a

760
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:03,200
cucumber and Bob has turned into a

761
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:05,440
tomato and Emily's in the garden

762
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:09,919
collecting produce

763
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:12,799
for the day and happens to collect them.

764
00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:14,799
Um, she collects other veggies as well.

765
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:17,919
The other ones don't seem to be

766
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:20,320
sentient. Um, but Larry like looks over

767
00:27:17,919 --> 00:27:22,960
and sees the tomato and is like, "So

768
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:25,200
that's Bob." Like it's like

769
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,760
I I would know Bob in any form and that

770
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:26,799
is Bob.

771
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:30,000
Yes.

772
00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:32,159
I don't know Bob in any spiritually I

773
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,640
can recognize Bob anyway.

774
00:27:32,159 --> 00:27:36,159
It's like cool man. Great.

775
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:38,720
I'm like even as a tomato.

776
00:27:36,159 --> 00:27:41,279
Even as a tomato with no eyes. I love my

777
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:43,120
husband more than I love anyone else in

778
00:27:41,279 --> 00:27:44,960
this world. And if my husband turned

779
00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:47,840
into produce, I don't know if I'd look

780
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:49,600
over and be like, "That squash

781
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,360
does look kind of van."

782
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,840
I got to tell you right now, if Matt

783
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:55,360
ever became produce, that would be like

784
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:57,279
the worst possible thing that could have

785
00:27:55,360 --> 00:28:00,640
ever happened to my husband because he

786
00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:04,000
does not eat vegetables.

787
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:07,679
I would never recognize him because his

788
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:10,240
soul would not match it. Okay, pause.

789
00:28:07,679 --> 00:28:12,480
Here's here's my followup. You would

790
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,840
automatically recognize him? Because

791
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,640
you'd go, "Where the [ __ ] did this

792
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:20,000
broccoli come from? We never had

793
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:22,720
broccoli in our house."

794
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:25,679
Matt, is that you?

795
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:27,360
Be like, I specifically remember getting

796
00:28:25,679 --> 00:28:29,360
zucchini.

797
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:31,120
Why am I now witnessing Brussels

798
00:28:29,360 --> 00:28:33,200
sprouts?

799
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:35,600
Yeah. See, you would recognize it. And

800
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:38,159
why does the energy from these Brussels

801
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:39,919
sprouts feel so uncomfortable? Why does

802
00:28:38,159 --> 00:28:44,279
the energy from these Brussels sprouts

803
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:44,279
make me want to take off my pants?

804
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,440
These Brussels sprouts are going to go

805
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,799
lovely with a nice maple glaze, if you

806
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,399
know what I'm saying.

807
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:55,600
So gross.

808
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:57,039
I forgive you.

809
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,679
Thank you.

810
00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:59,440
I'm not there.

811
00:28:57,679 --> 00:29:01,360
Listen, the internal monologue is there

812
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:05,720
is a pipeline.

813
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:05,720
I forgive you. I'm not there yet.

814
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:12,399
So, Emily now has Bob and Larry back in

815
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:14,000
the kitchen and like Larry's like kind

816
00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:15,200
of here for this. He's like, I don't

817
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,960
really know what's happening, but this

818
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,840
is kind of an exciting experience. I've

819
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,840
never been a fruit before

820
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,240
until Emily like picks up a knife and

821
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,360
then he's like,

822
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,480
"Oh god, oh god. Oh god,

823
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,320
oh god, I'm in a kitchen. I'm a

824
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,720
vegetable. What if is this how I die?

825
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:30,320
Like is this the end?" But like Emily

826
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,960
also seems to be aware. She like picks

827
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:35,440
up the cucumber and like hm like puts it

828
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,399
like picks up the tomato, chops all the

829
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,039
other vegetables.

830
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:38,960
Mhm.

831
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:40,640
Doesn't chop them. H

832
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,440
spiritually connected to the cucumber

833
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,960
and the tomato.

834
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,159
Sure. But she's like holding them up and

835
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:46,399
like whispering to herself and she's

836
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:47,760
like, "I must be crazy." And then she's

837
00:29:46,399 --> 00:29:49,520
like, "This must be because of that

838
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,279
dream I had." And I'm like, "Oh my god."

839
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:54,240
Yeah. She has no idea that they've

840
00:29:51,279 --> 00:29:56,399
turned into produce. She just had a

841
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,679
dream that Larry had a cucumber dick and

842
00:29:56,399 --> 00:29:59,440
then she was in the garden and she

843
00:29:57,679 --> 00:30:02,399
picked up a cucumber and now she's

844
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:04,480
looking at it going, "I must be crazy."

845
00:30:02,399 --> 00:30:06,720
That's exactly how I pictured her car.

846
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:09,600
Just like full palm out, just eye

847
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:11,440
contact with no eyes.

848
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:14,000
Eye contact with the ass end of a

849
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:15,760
cucumber. Like

850
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,799
I don't know why I was imagining it long

851
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,919
ways and not

852
00:30:16,799 --> 00:30:22,000
I same

853
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:24,480
massive [ __ ] cucumber that's on the

854
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,559
brink of teetering over her hand

855
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:28,080
[Music]

856
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:29,440
anyway.

857
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,159
All right. So they're safe from the

858
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,120
knife for now.

859
00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:33,039
They are safe from the knife.

860
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:37,120
They're even safer because Emily decides

861
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:38,720
to take them to her room.

862
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:41,600
Oh.

863
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:44,480
So she does take Bob and Larry. Yeah.

864
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,240
Um, and Larry's thrilled by this turn of

865
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,080
events and he's like, "Can I move?" And

866
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,600
he's like practicing wiggling a little

867
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:53,120
bit. He's like, "Can I like get my

868
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:55,200
body?" Like Larry has no concerns, which

869
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:58,559
does feel very true to Larry. I'm

870
00:30:55,200 --> 00:31:00,080
enjoying Larry. Actually, I'm like,

871
00:30:58,559 --> 00:31:02,080
that's the difference between if you're

872
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,399
going to have a good acid trip or a bad

873
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:07,120
acid trip is if you're like,

874
00:31:04,399 --> 00:31:09,840
"Weird, but okay. All right,

875
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:12,640
cool beans." Versus like, "Oh, oh,

876
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,600
fuck." like same situation. It's all

877
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,520
about the perspective,

878
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,360
right? You're like, I adjusted my

879
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,240
expectations and this is going to be a

880
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,720
lovely trip.

881
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:21,279
Yeah.

882
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,000
If I can interrupt for just one second,

883
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:25,360
I

884
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:29,039
picture Larry

885
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:31,840
just accepting his new reality and then

886
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:34,159
Stephen Curtis Chapman dive just plays.

887
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:37,360
Stop it. Stop it.

888
00:31:34,159 --> 00:31:40,080
I'm going in. I'm diving deep in over my

889
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:42,960
head. I want to be caught in the rushes.

890
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:45,440
Lost in the flow in over my head. I want

891
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:49,120
to go. The river's deep. The river's

892
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:50,880
wide. The river is the water. So sink or

893
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,720
swim.

894
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,399
How I mean that song was written for

895
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:58,080
this book.

896
00:31:54,399 --> 00:32:00,880
Oh my god. In fact, the royalties from

897
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:03,120
that book are what paid GM from that

898
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:05,200
song are what paid GM Ferry for this.

899
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:06,480
Stephen Curtis Chapman, man, he was a

900
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,919
Never mind. I'm not going there. I'm not

901
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,760
going to I'm not saying that

902
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:10,320
that story is too dark to get into right

903
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,279
now.

904
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,760
Oh god.

905
00:32:11,279 --> 00:32:15,519
Oh, we don't we need to bring up

906
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,159
We're not going to sing Cinderella.

907
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:18,960
Oh no. Why

908
00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:20,080
damn it.

909
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,279
Damn it, ma'am. Okay.

910
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:24,760
I'm sorry. This is the last time I'm

911
00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:24,760
going to be on this podcast.

912
00:32:25,039 --> 00:32:30,799
So, just going dark. It's now Emily's

913
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:32,799
back to Emily's perspective and she is

914
00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:34,720
still feeling very worked up after that

915
00:32:32,799 --> 00:32:36,000
cucumber dream and needs a release and

916
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:37,200
she's like looking at the produce and

917
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,760
she's like I don't know why I brought

918
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:44,159
this produce in but when I picked it up

919
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:46,080
I felt something with that produce.

920
00:32:44,159 --> 00:32:48,320
She's like I was very drawn to it was

921
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,840
like a zap of energy. So, she starts

922
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,559
masturbating,

923
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:56,960
thinking of the priest, grabs the tomato

924
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:58,159
and cucumber for the assist. It inserts

925
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,640
Larry.

926
00:32:58,159 --> 00:33:01,760
Sure.

927
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:04,080
Um, and is rubbing the tomato on her

928
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:05,440
[ __ ] like on her like boobs at first

929
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,720
and then on her [ __ ]

930
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,240
I could see you had questions about

931
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:08,799
where the tomato went.

932
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:11,440
Yeah.

933
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:13,440
Yeah, I did, too. And then I was like,

934
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:16,880
"Oh, okay. This is Okay. Right. Here we

935
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:18,559
go. Thi this is what I I am absolutely

936
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:21,120
willing to accept that this is where the

937
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:22,080
tomato went and not ask more questions.

938
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,039
Agreed.

939
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,320
Yes. Right.

940
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:25,519
Yeah. I'm comfortable with that.

941
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,720
Um because

942
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:28,000
and I don't need to ask more questions

943
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,559
cuz pretty much immediately we're going

944
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,720
to switch to Bob's perspective. He's in

945
00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:34,720
heaven as well. He's like this is a

946
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,320
weird dream but like I don't need to

947
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,480
feel guilty. I'm not sinning if I'm a

948
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,720
fruit. Like

949
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,600
I didn't do it. She did it. I just

950
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:45,600
happen to be here.

951
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:50,919
Yes. is very like I'm like it's like

952
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:50,919
soaking is like the equivalent of

953
00:33:51,060 --> 00:33:54,130
[Music]

954
00:33:55,039 --> 00:34:00,799
once again this episode will land for a

955
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:02,640
very specific group of people. If you

956
00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:06,080
know what the Provo float is, you're in

957
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:09,200
the right podcast.

958
00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:12,960
Oh my god. if you also participated in

959
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:13,520
Evangelical Sing Along with us, like

960
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,240
you get it.

961
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,320
Yeah, you get it.

962
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:18,079
Um, I was telling Hannah a while back

963
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,280
that I've been watching an episode, I

964
00:34:18,079 --> 00:34:21,119
think it was of the challenge and there

965
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,159
was a trivia

966
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:24,000
challenge

967
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:26,879
and one of the questions had been like,

968
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,310
"Name a team in the SEC and this girl

969
00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:32,820
goes BYU."

970
00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:32,820
[Laughter]

971
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,879
No, sweetheart. I'm like, I don't I

972
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,480
don't think they're in the SEC.

973
00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:41,480
They're not in the Southeastern

974
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,480
Conference.

975
00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:46,399
I was like, and then as soon as she said

976
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:50,240
that, I was like, I learned a lot about

977
00:34:46,399 --> 00:34:53,040
you. And her response is BYU is in the

978
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:53,919
SEC. I'm like, I I've learned so much

979
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:55,440
about you as a person.

980
00:34:53,919 --> 00:34:56,960
Does she have the Mormon hair? That's

981
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,320
what I always imagine. You know, that's

982
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,000
like a whole

983
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,760
I do know what you're referring. She's a

984
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,680
little bit older than like the Mormon

985
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:06,240
hair, then like the mom talk.

986
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:09,440
Yeah. So, there's a whole like you can

987
00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:13,520
tell the look and it's the not quite

988
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:15,359
blonde, but sort of beachy blonde wave,

989
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,119
but it's not a curl, but it's like a

990
00:35:15,359 --> 00:35:19,359
loose wave and it's very long and

991
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:19,599
there's usually not a ton of volume up

992
00:35:19,359 --> 00:35:21,200
top.

993
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:22,000
Have you watched Secret Lives of Mormon

994
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,760
Wives?

995
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:25,440
They all have the same hair.

996
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,359
That's who it's all based on. Like that

997
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,359
if you see an ad like that's what it is

998
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,560
all based on. Although I did realize I'm

999
00:35:29,359 --> 00:35:33,280
like

1000
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:35,920
a lot of the like there are some really

1001
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:37,839
cute shops in Utah for sure and I

1002
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:40,560
realized I was like oh all of the shops

1003
00:35:37,839 --> 00:35:42,800
that I shop at online

1004
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:46,240
me and the Mormon mom talk are all

1005
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:48,320
shopping at the same places

1006
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,960
which I've embraced. They have cute

1007
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,200
clothes.

1008
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:53,680
Sometimes you do just have to lean in to

1009
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,920
those sorts of situations.

1010
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:59,920
You know we accept the clothes we leave

1011
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:01,280
the soaking. Um,

1012
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,200
and the magic underwear.

1013
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,079
And the magic personally. The magic

1014
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:08,160
underwear. Yes. Um, yeah. So, Bob is

1015
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:09,280
getting rubbed on Emily's [ __ ] Larry's

1016
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,240
inside of her

1017
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:16,400
right back in

1018
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:19,200
as Emily comes. Bob also comes um and

1019
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,720
leaks. He's very excited. He leaks. He

1020
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,880
feels a little hole puncture and he like

1021
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,400
leaks his seed onto her.

1022
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:27,040
Mhm.

1023
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,480
And I just imagine someone with in a

1024
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,599
kitchen with a knife trying to chop a

1025
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:33,359
tomato that's like too juicy of a tomato

1026
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:35,440
or the knife is too dull and it

1027
00:36:33,359 --> 00:36:36,720
Yes. And like when it and the tomato

1028
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,200
just squishes.

1029
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:39,440
Yeah.

1030
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,320
That's the seed I'm imagining.

1031
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:40,560
100%.

1032
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:41,599
Yeah.

1033
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,040
Like it just

1034
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,440
Yeah. I can't. Nope.

1035
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:46,480
No.

1036
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:49,440
Right. So Bob's vision blurs away. He

1037
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:51,760
like loses his consciousness. Mhm.

1038
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:54,079
Emily wakes up later from her orgasm and

1039
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:57,200
juice nap and is like, "Man, forgot how

1040
00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:59,760
nice that feels. It's been a while." Uh,

1041
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,359
and finds two men at the end of her bed.

1042
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,680
Don't worry, it is Bob and Larry. It's

1043
00:37:01,359 --> 00:37:05,760
not two new ones. But even still, it's

1044
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,000
very jarring.

1045
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:10,960
Yeah, she masturbated with two fruit and

1046
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:16,560
woke up with both priests in her room.

1047
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:19,040
Wow. That would make me spiral.

1048
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,960
That would be the experience that would

1049
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:23,119
be like,

1050
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:26,160
"Please forgive me. I will never do

1051
00:37:23,119 --> 00:37:29,920
drugs or drink ever again. I'm going to

1052
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:33,040
go completely like freaking vegan raw. I

1053
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:35,200
will I swear to God. Like, no GMOs. Just

1054
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,359
please

1055
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:40,400
fully GMOs cuz I need to stay away from

1056
00:37:37,359 --> 00:37:42,079
the produce. I can't go raw vegan. Raw

1057
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:46,000
vegan is what got us into this

1058
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:49,240
situation. Holy, I will get scurvy. God

1059
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,240
damn it.

1060
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:54,200
Oh no, not god damn it. Please forgive

1061
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,200
me.

1062
00:37:55,520 --> 00:38:00,400
Yeah. Yeah. And she's also wrestling

1063
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:03,599
with she's like, I don't want to become

1064
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:06,079
a nun, but maybe this is the right path

1065
00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:06,560
for me. And then smash cut two dudes in

1066
00:38:06,079 --> 00:38:08,160
her bed.

1067
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:10,079
Well, I'm also like there are other

1068
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,320
options. Like why is it

1069
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:15,280
not in her mind? Yeah.

1070
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:17,760
Yeah. It's one extreme or the other.

1071
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:22,040
Like you don't have to be a nun and you

1072
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,040
also don't have to [ __ ] a tomato.

1073
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:28,480
The tagline for the show.

1074
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:31,119
Like in fact that ven diagram is two

1075
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,480
separate circles. Like

1076
00:38:31,119 --> 00:38:33,839
there's no overlap.

1077
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:37,440
No overlap on that.

1078
00:38:33,839 --> 00:38:39,440
Zero overlap on that one. So as Larry's

1079
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,119
coming to he's like whoa. Like he's

1080
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,839
really groggy. He's like, "I had the

1081
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:45,839
craziest dream that I was this cucumber

1082
00:38:43,839 --> 00:38:47,839
and like Bob was in it and he was a

1083
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:49,760
tomato." But then Bob is kind of like,

1084
00:38:47,839 --> 00:38:51,599
"Wait, what?"

1085
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,640
He was a very wideeyed tomato in this

1086
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:54,880
moment.

1087
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:58,000
Yes. Cuz Bob's like, "Wait, I had a

1088
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,839
dream that I was a tomato and you were a

1089
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,040
cucumber." And like they're like looking

1090
00:38:59,839 --> 00:39:02,000
at Emily and like everyone's trying to

1091
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,560
put it together and then they're like,

1092
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:07,359
"Wait." And cuz then Emily's like,

1093
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,119
"Well, I did." Also, props to Emily for

1094
00:39:07,359 --> 00:39:11,359
confessing this because she says to

1095
00:39:09,119 --> 00:39:14,400
them, "I did bring a cucumber and a

1096
00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:17,520
tomato into my room with me." Um, which

1097
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:20,480
is a a daring confession in this moment.

1098
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:24,280
I was going to make a Greek salad.

1099
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:24,280
Cut a little sleepy.

1100
00:39:25,359 --> 00:39:28,160
I would absolutely not. I would make

1101
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,680
some [ __ ] up.

1102
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,400
Was that Greek salad going to be tossed

1103
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,359
or

1104
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:35,400
Hey,

1105
00:39:31,359 --> 00:39:35,400
that was so bad. I'm so sorry.

1106
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,760
Anyway,

1107
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:41,359
not the Greek salad.

1108
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,880
I don't know why I went for a Greek

1109
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:47,000
salad. I could have gone for a nice

1110
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,000
tibuli, but I didn't.

1111
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,920
So, after Emily confesses that she did

1112
00:39:49,839 --> 00:39:53,119
bring a cucumber and tomato into her

1113
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:56,079
room with her last night, they're like,

1114
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:57,599
"Well, where are they?" So, they're like

1115
00:39:56,079 --> 00:40:00,720
looking

1116
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:03,839
and they cannot find the cucumber and

1117
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:06,880
tomato anymore and realize that they

1118
00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:08,960
were sentient fruit. Um, and Larry is

1119
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:13,040
pondering out loud if this was a gift

1120
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:15,839
from God. Um, I'm pondering if they got

1121
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,119
into some weird mushrooms. Like, it's

1122
00:40:15,839 --> 00:40:20,240
wild to me that they're like,

1123
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:22,000
"Obviously, we were we were the the

1124
00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:25,200
cucumber and the tomato." I mean, that's

1125
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:27,599
the only logical thing. it so easily.

1126
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,440
So [ __ ] fast.

1127
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,920
Well, it was weird, but we both saw it,

1128
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,000
right?

1129
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:34,079
We both saw it. You know what? We were

1130
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,640
fruit. We didn't sin. We're still good.

1131
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:39,359
No foraging on the back 40 anymore.

1132
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:41,520
That's me.

1133
00:40:39,359 --> 00:40:44,560
But then Bob is also very much suddenly

1134
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:46,079
like, well, we're not fruit anymore. And

1135
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,119
like

1136
00:40:46,079 --> 00:40:48,320
just takes off.

1137
00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:50,160
Sorry, but are they naked?

1138
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:52,400
No. That is something that they do

1139
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:55,200
address is it's very interesting when

1140
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,640
they shift, they stay clothed.

1141
00:40:55,200 --> 00:41:00,160
Yep.

1142
00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:01,920
All right. So, when she woke up and both

1143
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,319
of them were in her room with her, they

1144
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,160
were wearing the pajamas that they had

1145
00:41:04,319 --> 00:41:06,640
fallen asleep wearing in the garden that

1146
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,040
night.

1147
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,000
Okay.

1148
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,240
So, you would think there would be a

1149
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,160
cucumber with a white t-shirt and navy

1150
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:12,960
pajama pants would give it away, but

1151
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,640
you would think that.

1152
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:17,280
I don't know. Plot. There's there's a

1153
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,560
little gap there, but we're fine.

1154
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,000
You know what? I like that they don't

1155
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,319
over complicate it. They're just like,

1156
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,720
"The clothes stay on. Don't worry about

1157
00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:24,880
it.

1158
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:28,820
Don't question it." Much like your

1159
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:30,480
belief in God, don't question it.

1160
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,839
[Music]

1161
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:35,040
Sorry.

1162
00:41:31,839 --> 00:41:36,480
Um, but Bob is also very much like, "I'm

1163
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,480
about to take advantage of you. We

1164
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,640
aren't fruit anymore. We need to ask God

1165
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:44,240
for some guidance ASAP." And just

1166
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:46,800
leaves. Um, Bob is really great at just

1167
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,640
leaving. He's very good at leaving.

1168
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,960
Quite frankly,

1169
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:52,560
it is my biggest

1170
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:54,160
hangup with Bob.

1171
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,920
Say more about that.

1172
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,400
Well, as we continue in the book,

1173
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:58,640
Yep.

1174
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:01,119
like like Bob gets himself into a lot of

1175
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,800
situ like like very intense emotionally

1176
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:05,119
charged situations

1177
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,240
and then just like bails and he does it

1178
00:42:05,119 --> 00:42:07,760
several times.

1179
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,560
He does. He gets a little pouty. I'm

1180
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,200
going to be real.

1181
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:13,440
Yeah. But also once again does kind of

1182
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,640
feel like how Veggie's about. I was

1183
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,280
about to say that. It sounds cannon

1184
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:15,680
though.

1185
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,319
Yeah,

1186
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,520
actually. Like I have the same thought.

1187
00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:20,880
I was like I feel weird cuz it kind of

1188
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:24,720
feels like Bob's a little [ __ ] but

1189
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,440
also Bob is a could be a little [ __ ]

1190
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,400
right? Like

1191
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,560
Yeah.

1192
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,040
Out of he and Larry, Larry was the cool

1193
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,839
hang.

1194
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,319
He was the cool hang.

1195
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:33,760
No one wanted to hang with Bob.

1196
00:42:32,319 --> 00:42:35,200
Maybe they did. I just didn't know those

1197
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,680
people. If you wanted to hang with Bob,

1198
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,440
we probably weren't friends.

1199
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,480
That's a great take. M

1200
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,800
yeah,

1201
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:44,160
but I don't I mean but like Larry had

1202
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:46,640
silly songs.

1203
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:50,160
I was going to say Larry had like you

1204
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:52,240
and me in our sport utility vehicle

1205
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,160
which Bob did not have the same

1206
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:55,839
approachability, you know.

1207
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:57,280
No, he did not.

1208
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:58,640
Total sidebar. You just referenced it.

1209
00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:00,079
Have we talked about silly songs with

1210
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,960
Laurent yet?

1211
00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:03,520
We haven't.

1212
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:05,520
Okay, we're getting there. Yeah. I mean,

1213
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,040
there is like a reference later because

1214
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,440
he's singing Everybody Wants a Water

1215
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:13,440
Buffalo later on.

1216
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:15,599
Oh my god. Right. So, the next day, Bob

1217
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,720
avoids them all day. Is like, "We need

1218
00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:18,720
to go and pray and ask God for

1219
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:20,319
guidance." And by guidance, I mean how

1220
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:24,400
to stay away from y'all cuz I'm not

1221
00:43:20,319 --> 00:43:25,680
ready to have adult conversations. So,

1222
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:29,520
it is now time for afternoon

1223
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:34,079
confessionals. So, Bob is in the booth

1224
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:36,480
waiting for the confessionals. Um,

1225
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:39,440
and Larry enters and is like, "Forgive

1226
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:44,000
me, father, but also we need to talk.

1227
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:46,319
Like, sorry, man. We this like we we

1228
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:49,280
turned into fruit last night. Like, you

1229
00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:54,079
really just going to walk away?"

1230
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:55,839
I was inside her like as a cucumber.

1231
00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:59,920
Like, that's what I'm imagining the

1232
00:43:55,839 --> 00:44:02,480
energy he has is like, "Dude."

1233
00:43:59,920 --> 00:44:05,119
Well, and Larry's like, "Did it make you

1234
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,880
question anything?" And Bob's like, "Is

1235
00:44:05,119 --> 00:44:08,400
that all it took for you to start

1236
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,240
questioning?" And Larry's like, "Bro,

1237
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:13,040
we've turned into [ __ ] produce."

1238
00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:15,040
Like, of course I'm questioning [ __ ] I

1239
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:17,760
was a cucumber that she inserted inside

1240
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:20,760
of her. Is that all it took for me to

1241
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,760
question?

1242
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,800
Like, what more do you need, dude? Like,

1243
00:44:25,359 --> 00:44:31,440
Jesus Christ. And that is the difference

1244
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:34,079
between the youth group kids who are now

1245
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:36,400
still church adults and the rest of us.

1246
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:38,800
It's exactly right. We're all asking the

1247
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,960
same questions, but given the context,

1248
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:41,280
two completely different story lines.

1249
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,200
Yeah.

1250
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,079
I think we're all Larry in this

1251
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,440
situation.

1252
00:44:44,079 --> 00:44:47,520
Yeah. Everybody in this room

1253
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,440
looking at a Bob being like that's all

1254
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,680
it took for you to question and you're

1255
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:56,200
like I mean yeah

1256
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:56,200
in this house we're all Larry.

1257
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:02,480
I'm going to get a Larry Prince made for

1258
00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:03,920
each of y'all for Christmas. And just

1259
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,160
enough time is going to pass that you're

1260
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,440
going to forget about it and then you're

1261
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,400
going to unwrap a gift.

1262
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,000
I will die.

1263
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,119
It's going to be incredible.

1264
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,280
I'm going to show up with something

1265
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:16,160
that's like instead of in this house we

1266
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,960
serve the Lord. It's just in this house

1267
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,640
we

1268
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:22,520
Larry.

1269
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,520
So many phallic references.

1270
00:45:23,839 --> 00:45:28,160
Yeah, I can go with the sign my sister

1271
00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:31,280
has that says tits out, bits out doing

1272
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,240
God's work in her kitchen.

1273
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,960
She does have that.

1274
00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:33,760
I'm obsessed.

1275
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,440
Oh my gosh.

1276
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,480
I didn't know your sister had that sign.

1277
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:38,800
It's very good.

1278
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,920
How's her alias show going?

1279
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,200
It's pretty good.

1280
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,720
Is it still going?

1281
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,920
I don't know if she's put out a new

1282
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,520
episode recently, but

1283
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Won, do you know about her sister's

1284
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,520
alias show?

1285
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:49,119
I know nothing. Give me a contest.

1286
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:52,960
Do you remember the Jennifer Garner

1287
00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:56,960
show, Alias? Of course. So, my younger

1288
00:45:52,960 --> 00:46:01,119
sister who is queer, married, living in

1289
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:03,359
Virginia, and

1290
00:46:01,119 --> 00:46:03,760
she is obsessed with it,

1291
00:46:03,359 --> 00:46:06,640
okay?

1292
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:10,640
And so, she has started making videos of

1293
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:14,880
like deep dives of alias story lines,

1294
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:19,520
okay? and like how anti-Asian most of

1295
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:20,960
them are and like it is it's

1296
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,760
Is she still dressing up like the

1297
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:24,400
characters though?

1298
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:26,079
She does have wigs

1299
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:27,119
cuz you know Jennifer Garner and her

1300
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:28,400
wigs at that [ __ ] show.

1301
00:46:27,119 --> 00:46:30,079
She's about to get one more YouTube

1302
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,720
subscriber.

1303
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:35,599
Yes. When Hannah and my sister starting

1304
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:36,480
a thing, I was like, "What? This is

1305
00:46:35,599 --> 00:46:38,400
incredible."

1306
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,400
So it's like deep dives, not fanfiction.

1307
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:43,200
Oh yeah. No, she like goes all the way

1308
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:46,480
into the storyline and like you know

1309
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:48,560
where like these Asian actors who like

1310
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:51,040
aren't even really Asian, where did they

1311
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:53,440
come from or like you know these

1312
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:57,200
stereotypes they're leaning into in the

1313
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,000
show and it's it's just

1314
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,560
yeah

1315
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,880
wow

1316
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:02,960
she brings me a lot of joy. So, I

1317
00:47:00,880 --> 00:47:06,000
officiated her wedding and the only

1318
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:07,440
guidance I received for the ceremony was

1319
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:10,319
they wanted

1320
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:12,880
something about gardening

1321
00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:15,760
and Danny DeVito

1322
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:17,839
and that was it. That was all I

1323
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:22,240
received.

1324
00:47:17,839 --> 00:47:23,920
So, there was a Tik Tok filter a couple

1325
00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,359
of years ago that was like, take a photo

1326
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:27,440
of someone, it'll turn them into a Harry

1327
00:47:25,359 --> 00:47:29,839
Potter character.

1328
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:31,760
I took a photo of my husband. It turned

1329
00:47:29,839 --> 00:47:35,520
him into Hermione, but it gave him like

1330
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:37,359
a short wide bob that looked very Danny

1331
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:40,000
DeVito.

1332
00:47:37,359 --> 00:47:42,160
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1333
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:44,160
And I had been telling a coworker about

1334
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,240
it one day and she thought it was like

1335
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:47,839
the funniest video cuz I had showed it

1336
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:50,400
to her.

1337
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:52,000
Uh that same day our exterminator was

1338
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,400
coming to spray and he was walking

1339
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,400
through my office and she thought it was

1340
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:59,599
Vance walking into my office and just

1341
00:47:56,400 --> 00:48:01,760
goes well if it isn't the Danny Devito I

1342
00:47:59,599 --> 00:48:04,240
see

1343
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:07,880
that's so good and then she just sees my

1344
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:07,880
faces I'm going

1345
00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:13,599
so

1346
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:17,359
completely

1347
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:20,480
completely unrelated but genuinely my

1348
00:48:17,359 --> 00:48:24,319
favorite tweet of all time was some like

1349
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:28,079
aquarium or something tweeted that the

1350
00:48:24,319 --> 00:48:30,400
um barnacle has the largest penis

1351
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:33,119
compared to its body mass of any

1352
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:34,800
creature on the planet. And Danny DeVito

1353
00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:38,000
replied and said, "Please stop calling

1354
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:40,319
me the barnacle." And when I tell you I

1355
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,440
think about that once a week, I think

1356
00:48:40,319 --> 00:48:43,680
about that once a week.

1357
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,680
You're like, "This is my Roman Empire."

1358
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:51,880
Yes. I'm like, it was in like 2016.

1359
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,880
Please stop calling me the Barnacle.

1360
00:48:52,559 --> 00:48:57,520
Just so good.

1361
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,480
A [ __ ] national treasure if ever

1362
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,319
there was one.

1363
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:02,640
Truly. So, the only way I could figure

1364
00:49:00,319 --> 00:49:04,960
to work Danny Devito into that wedding

1365
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:08,319
ceremony was just to say, "By the power

1366
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:10,640
vested in me by Danny Devito, I now

1367
00:49:08,319 --> 00:49:12,640
pronounce you married."

1368
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,480
Did you have to say the state of Georgia

1369
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,359
as well or just standing?

1370
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:20,000
No, because I had done the actual

1371
00:49:17,359 --> 00:49:21,760
marriage license before.

1372
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,160
So, this was just like, you know, for

1373
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,640
family and friends and stuff. So,

1374
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:28,400
I went to a wedding. That was the first

1375
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:30,480
wedding where I like really realized

1376
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:35,760
that was happening cuz I went, "Wow,

1377
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:38,319
this these vows are out of pocket for an

1378
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:40,559
actual like official." I'm like, "What

1379
00:49:38,319 --> 00:49:42,240
is happening here? Is this legal?

1380
00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:44,079
I was like, "Oh, they already signed the

1381
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:45,680
legally binding agreement. This is just

1382
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:47,520
for shits and giggles."

1383
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:51,520
So, we had to do the marriage license

1384
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:54,000
twice because my they wanted you to put

1385
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,920
your title on the license. And I was

1386
00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:00,160
like, I don't have a title. I got this

1387
00:49:55,920 --> 00:50:02,880
[ __ ] on the internet like what? And my

1388
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:04,880
sister just wrote in the gay reverend.

1389
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:08,520
And they rejected it and said that is

1390
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:08,520
not a real title.

1391
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:13,280
So, we had to do it again.

1392
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:15,440
I like that your sister was the one who

1393
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,520
like your sister's own marriage license

1394
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,520
got rejected because of her addition to

1395
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,520
it.

1396
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,599
The gay reverend.

1397
00:50:23,839 --> 00:50:27,200
My sister didn't want to be the matron

1398
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:28,160
of honor because she thought it sounded

1399
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,000
frumpy. Yeah.

1400
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:33,040
So, she was listed everywhere as our

1401
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:35,040
Duchess of Matrimony.

1402
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,000
Oh my god, I remember that.

1403
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,119
That's very good.

1404
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,400
You were there. You were in it.

1405
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:38,800
I was I was there.

1406
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,520
Yeah.

1407
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:42,079
You You stood up by my husband at the

1408
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,720
altar.

1409
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:44,800
I did.

1410
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:46,559
And said, "I'll make sure he keeps these

1411
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,960
vows." Not that there was ever any

1412
00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:48,880
doubt.

1413
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,200
Right. I was like, "Cool, man. You're

1414
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:52,559
fine."

1415
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:54,720
One of the easiest job ever. One of my

1416
00:50:52,559 --> 00:50:57,040
uh like my parents lifelong friends who

1417
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:58,559
were at our wedding. uh she's a wedding

1418
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,920
planner and she was actually just she

1419
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:01,920
wasn't our wedding planner but she was

1420
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,520
very kind and was helping me with my

1421
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:06,160
wedding dress when I was like trying to

1422
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:08,400
use the restroom and helping bustle it

1423
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,720
and it was still just like I think of it

1424
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:12,640
relatively often. She she was talking

1425
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:13,839
about cuz she'd never met Vance before,

1426
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:16,400
just saw him at our wedding and she

1427
00:51:13,839 --> 00:51:19,680
goes, "Looking at you all together, it's

1428
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:22,800
really nice to see how into you he is."

1429
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:24,240
And I was like, "Oh, okay." Cuz she was

1430
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,640
her daughter is like a year or two

1431
00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:28,640
younger than me and had like d like

1432
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:30,240
married to a wonderful man now, but like

1433
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,440
had dated a couple [ __ ] along the

1434
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:32,880
way. And she was like, "Yeah, like

1435
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,720
that's how like my daughter's like most

1436
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:37,200
recent boyfriend looks at her like just

1437
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:39,680
like he's so in like you can tell it's

1438
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,040
legit." And I remember being like, "Oh,

1439
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,960
that's really lovely."

1440
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,559
Yes.

1441
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,800
And

1442
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:48,400
I will also say this, shout out to Laura

1443
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:50,400
Wade. Wherever you are in the universe

1444
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:52,880
right now, she has the ability to pick

1445
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,119
like the perfect like whimsical and

1446
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,319
practical thing off a registry. Like the

1447
00:51:55,119 --> 00:51:58,480
thing that you're like, "Oh, this was

1448
00:51:56,319 --> 00:52:00,559
fun, but like like this is fun. I don't

1449
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:03,200
necessarily need it, but it's not so

1450
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:06,000
frivolous it won't be utilized."

1451
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,520
She my wedding registry and my baby

1452
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,920
registry. She did it both times. I was

1453
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:12,720
like, I don't know what your registry

1454
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:14,960
witch power is, but you have it.

1455
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:16,800
You can just look and be like, this is

1456
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:18,079
this is the gift for them. I'm like,

1457
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,079
yeah, that's nice.

1458
00:52:18,079 --> 00:52:22,880
Yeah, that's a power I want to have.

1459
00:52:20,079 --> 00:52:23,520
Cuz I'm usually like, I see towels. Got

1460
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,720
them.

1461
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,920
And I'm like, well,

1462
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:27,839
that's a cool looking blender.

1463
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:30,720
The shower starts in an hour, so

1464
00:52:27,839 --> 00:52:31,359
everything else was already purchased.

1465
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:33,200
Um,

1466
00:52:31,359 --> 00:52:35,839
I've done that. I'm just going to ship

1467
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:39,280
some diapers to your house.

1468
00:52:35,839 --> 00:52:41,200
Mhm. And honestly, what a gift that is,

1469
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,720
right? Like,

1470
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,839
like it works just as well.

1471
00:52:42,720 --> 00:52:45,920
Yeah.

1472
00:52:43,839 --> 00:52:46,960
Okay. Where were we? Bob, Larry,

1473
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:50,160
Bob, Larry.

1474
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:51,839
Bob ran away cuz Yeah,

1475
00:52:50,160 --> 00:52:55,200
Larry's like, "Yeah, maybe I am

1476
00:52:51,839 --> 00:52:56,559
questioning some things."

1477
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,000
Sorry.

1478
00:52:56,559 --> 00:52:59,359
Yeah, Bob came in hot with the

1479
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,880
existential questions

1480
00:52:59,359 --> 00:53:03,040
that we were all asking ourselves at one

1481
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,119
point in our lives.

1482
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,720
Larry is talking about how like it like

1483
00:53:05,119 --> 00:53:08,240
he's like it felt holy. Like what

1484
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:11,040
happened with Emily like felt like a

1485
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:14,000
spiritual experience at some level.

1486
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:17,200
Um and then he is like, "Well, since I'm

1487
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:18,400
at confession, I'm I'm going to

1488
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,359
confess."

1489
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,880
Mhm.

1490
00:53:19,359 --> 00:53:24,559
I jerk off as often as I can. It's like

1491
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:27,680
he's confessing this to Bob and Bob's

1492
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:29,839
like, "Yeah, like I've I've jerked off,

1493
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,440
too." And Bob's like, "Oh, no." Larry's

1494
00:53:29,839 --> 00:53:34,160
like, "Oh, I thought you didn't I

1495
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:35,200
thought you stopped after seminary."

1496
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,680
And I was like, "You thought this man

1497
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:38,160
had not hadn't ejaculated in 15 years?"

1498
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,000
Yeah.

1499
00:53:38,160 --> 00:53:43,599
Also, what does that do to someone's

1500
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,079
psyche if you have not come for 15

1501
00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:44,880
years?

1502
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:45,599
That's right.

1503
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,200
Nothing good.

1504
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:49,200
And Larry also said that the last time

1505
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,920
he had sex was the day before he left

1506
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:52,079
for seminary.

1507
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,200
Yeah, but Larry's also come since then.

1508
00:53:52,079 --> 00:53:54,079
That's true.

1509
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:56,160
But yeah, what is it?

1510
00:53:54,079 --> 00:53:58,240
Right. I'm like if you are like

1511
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:01,359
well and he's come with another person

1512
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:03,760
even if he wasn't actually touching him

1513
00:54:01,359 --> 00:54:05,760
like the connection was still there in

1514
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,559
some way at least for a little while you

1515
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:10,880
know

1516
00:54:06,559 --> 00:54:14,480
but yeah that can mess with your psyche

1517
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:18,079
just hard stop for the next 15 years

1518
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:20,640
oh my gosh yeah I'm like okay so 15

1519
00:54:18,079 --> 00:54:23,839
years of like repressing

1520
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:26,559
everything and also not having an outlet

1521
00:54:23,839 --> 00:54:28,480
let her a space to talk or process

1522
00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:31,920
through it, I think is is another big

1523
00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:34,000
aspect of that for sure.

1524
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,480
So, as they have confessed that they've

1525
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:38,319
like both

1526
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,640
continued to masturbate through the

1527
00:54:38,319 --> 00:54:42,480
years, even though they were apparently

1528
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:45,920
doing that in secret, Bob is getting

1529
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:49,520
aroused. He starts like unzipping his

1530
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:52,000
pants and then Larry is unzipping his

1531
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:54,160
pants and then they are they both just

1532
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,240
masturbate on either side of the

1533
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,280
confessional booth.

1534
00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:59,520
Mhm.

1535
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,640
Yeah. And like Larry is like also real

1536
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:05,040
good at dirty talk. Like Larry's like

1537
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,880
asking if Bob is thinking of him like

1538
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,040
imagining. He's like I'm imagining your

1539
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:11,280
like your lips around my [ __ ] right now.

1540
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:14,720
I'm like you are good sir.

1541
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:17,040
Yeah. that mouth though.

1542
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:21,119
He's like, I've been I've been imagining

1543
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:22,400
using these words for 15 years.

1544
00:55:21,119 --> 00:55:22,960
A lot of time to think about it.

1545
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,079
Yes.

1546
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,040
Yeah.

1547
00:55:24,079 --> 00:55:26,160
1,000%.

1548
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,079
And honestly, good for him for saying

1549
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:29,280
them out loud. Not feeling not feeling

1550
00:55:28,079 --> 00:55:30,640
shy about it. Just being like, "Oh, this

1551
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,720
is the moment. Let's go.

1552
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:36,160
It's my time to shine."

1553
00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:39,680
So now it's like the next night, so like

1554
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:40,240
two full business days have kind of

1555
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,960
passed.

1556
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:44,400
Yeah. Well, cuz Emily's like, "I'm

1557
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:45,599
annoyed. It's been 2 days and they

1558
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,119
haven't talked to me about any." And

1559
00:55:45,599 --> 00:55:49,200
then when she's like I'm like, "Okay, so

1560
00:55:47,119 --> 00:55:50,559
that was yesterday morning. The whole

1561
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:52,640
day passed. They didn't talk to you last

1562
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:55,440
night. It's now the end of the next day.

1563
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:57,440
Got it." I'm like,

1564
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:58,880
I feel like that this is a weird

1565
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,240
situation, Emily. You're allowed to take

1566
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,839
two days to process that you turned into

1567
00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:04,079
a tomato.

1568
00:56:01,839 --> 00:56:05,839
But it would be hell awkward to like all

1569
00:56:04,079 --> 00:56:07,440
technically be in the same space and

1570
00:56:05,839 --> 00:56:08,000
just be like,

1571
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,920
"Okay."

1572
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,520
Yeah. Tiptoeing around this parish.

1573
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,200
Well, and that is valid. And that

1574
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,400
Emily's like, "I'm not going to tiptoe

1575
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,240
around. We're going to have a

1576
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:17,760
conversation about this." So when she

1577
00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:19,760
makes dinner that night, she sets a

1578
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,720
plate for herself as well. And she's

1579
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,000
like, "We're going to have this

1580
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,559
conversation." She's like, "Dinner's

1581
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,760
ready. Come on." Like, "Let's

1582
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:27,680
let's talk." What

1583
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:30,319
about Emily?

1584
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:32,400
And so as they're like talking, it's

1585
00:56:30,319 --> 00:56:33,839
like she asks like if they like know why

1586
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,400
it happened. She like, "Is it a God

1587
00:56:33,839 --> 00:56:39,119
thing that this happened?"

1588
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,880
Um, I do have the the quote written.

1589
00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:43,440
Nothing in the Bible suggests this has

1590
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:46,760
happened before, but it could still be a

1591
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,760
God thing.

1592
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:57,119
You know, I read through the the source

1593
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:59,520
material, didn't find anything.

1594
00:56:57,119 --> 00:57:02,720
Not even in the apocryphal, you guys. It

1595
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:04,160
wasn't even in the deep cuts.

1596
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,680
You know, I feel like that's the mindset

1597
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:07,280
of a lot of people in America now. He's

1598
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:10,240
like, "It's not in the Bible, but this

1599
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:13,119
could still be a God thing." and then

1600
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:18,000
gestures broadly [ __ ] that's happening.

1601
00:57:13,119 --> 00:57:20,160
They're just like, "Close enough."

1602
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:22,960
I feel like he would have said it

1603
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:25,200
though. Like maybe he didn't technically

1604
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:26,960
say it, but like he would have said it.

1605
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:30,160
That's the energy of like half the Tik

1606
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,640
Tockers now. Like

1607
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,559
Well,

1608
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:36,400
this neck move. Yes.

1609
00:57:32,559 --> 00:57:38,319
And I'm also like not to like

1610
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,920
get too theological about it, but I'm

1611
00:57:38,319 --> 00:57:42,559
like

1612
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:44,960
Jesus had no issues speaking his mind

1613
00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:46,240
and his opinions on things.

1614
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,960
Very true.

1615
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:50,880
No, I'm thinking of the talking donkey.

1616
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:53,839
Do you remember what's his name? On the

1617
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:55,200
road and the donkey.

1618
00:57:53,839 --> 00:57:56,960
I've been out of seminary for long

1619
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:59,440
enough that you went the talking donkey

1620
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:01,760
and I went, "Yeah, Shrek."

1621
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:06,280
That's a different GM fairy book

1622
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:06,280
apparently. Yes. Eddie Murphy.

1623
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,720
I'm now imagining Eddie Murphy in that

1624
00:58:10,319 --> 00:58:14,400
Bible story and it's a lot better.

1625
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:15,760
So much better.

1626
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:16,960
It's so much better.

1627
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:19,200
But the donkeyy's wearing the purple

1628
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:22,200
suit from Raw and it's just completely

1629
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,200
unhinged.

1630
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,760
Anyway,

1631
00:58:25,599 --> 00:58:29,680
so as they're having this conversation,

1632
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:32,160
like, you know, nothing in scripture

1633
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:33,920
says this is bibl biblical, but like

1634
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,599
maybe it's still a god thing.

1635
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:38,480
He works in mysterious ways.

1636
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:40,160
They then suddenly remember the old

1637
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:40,880
witch lady and the cloak.

1638
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,200
Sure. Sure.

1639
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,680
Um, cloak equals witch. Everybody knows

1640
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,839
that.

1641
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:50,000
You get it.

1642
00:58:45,839 --> 00:58:52,559
And maybe it's the cloak with the weird

1643
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,119
prophetic words, right? Not just the

1644
00:58:52,559 --> 00:58:55,440
cloak.

1645
00:58:53,119 --> 00:58:58,319
Yeah. Right. Right. Right.

1646
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,920
But if it's a cloak and she has a mole,

1647
00:58:58,319 --> 00:59:02,160
it probably

1648
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:04,319
Yeah. They make a reference to her being

1649
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,160
like, I was so close to the boil on her

1650
00:59:04,319 --> 00:59:07,920
nose. I'm like, did you just watch Snow

1651
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:10,240
White 5 minutes before watching this?

1652
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,359
Right. And how close did you get to her?

1653
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:13,200
Right.

1654
00:59:11,359 --> 00:59:15,599
Yeah. I'm like, so she was standing

1655
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,559
there, but like how close were you? Had

1656
00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:18,960
that question as well.

1657
00:59:16,559 --> 00:59:20,559
Yeah. So,

1658
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,839
uh, Bob is like remembering that it's

1659
00:59:20,559 --> 00:59:23,200
like, you know, like she mentioned the

1660
00:59:21,839 --> 00:59:25,920
harvest moon and that like things would

1661
00:59:23,200 --> 00:59:27,119
be brought to light. Uh,

1662
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,480
fruits of your something.

1663
00:59:27,119 --> 00:59:28,960
Fruits of your souls.

1664
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,319
Yes.

1665
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:31,599
Not fruits of the spirit.

1666
00:59:30,319 --> 00:59:35,319
Yes. Not a

1667
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:35,319
similar but different.

1668
00:59:36,319 --> 00:59:40,880
Um, Emily asks like if it'll if they

1669
00:59:39,359 --> 00:59:43,280
like think it'll happen again and they

1670
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:46,079
say no. And then there's just like a

1671
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,520
loud popping sound and then there she's

1672
00:59:46,079 --> 00:59:51,400
just like, "Oh man, I'm just sitting

1673
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:51,400
here with two sexy veggies."

1674
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:56,000
I just wanted to see Hannah's face.

1675
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,720
Yeah.

1676
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:59,520
Sexy veggies. Sexual vegetables.

1677
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,480
It's all in there.

1678
00:59:59,520 --> 01:00:04,240
Vegetables.

1679
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,000
Oh god.

1680
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:08,960
Do you remember that old like parody

1681
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:10,000
song by Dave Loenstein that Sexual

1682
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,520
Professional?

1683
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,400
Uhhuh.

1684
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,200
Yeah.

1685
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:14,799
Okay.

1686
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,720
Hey,

1687
01:00:14,799 --> 01:00:18,079
that was a deep cut. I'm glad someone

1688
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:21,040
knew it.

1689
01:00:18,079 --> 01:00:24,400
Speech Trainers LLC was his full band.

1690
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:26,400
Big fan back in the day.

1691
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:29,119
Oh, yes. I'm a sexual professional and I

1692
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:32,880
thought you all should know that my

1693
01:00:29,119 --> 01:00:34,720
that my testicles are flexible.

1694
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,880
At least in terms of who they need to

1695
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,319
know. It's on a need to know basis.

1696
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,599
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's on that's what I

1697
01:00:38,319 --> 01:00:41,599
remember is it's on a need to know

1698
01:00:39,599 --> 01:00:43,119
basis. on a need to know basis

1699
01:00:41,599 --> 01:00:46,799
cuz I'm a sexual professional.

1700
01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:47,920
I'm a sexual professional. I thought you

1701
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:49,359
should know.

1702
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,599
I want you to know you're about to [ __ ]

1703
01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:53,440
up my Spotify rap.

1704
01:00:51,599 --> 01:00:53,920
The great news is I'm probably not.

1705
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:56,400
You might.

1706
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:59,599
I'm going to [ __ ] up your YouTube

1707
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:02,640
browsing history from like 0708.

1708
01:00:59,599 --> 01:01:04,960
Your algorithm is

1709
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:07,200
but your Spotify wrapped will be intact.

1710
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:09,440
It's going to be intact.

1711
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:11,359
So Emily

1712
01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:13,760
keeps her hands to herself, all things

1713
01:01:11,359 --> 01:01:16,000
considered, brings Larry and Bob into

1714
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:18,160
her room and just places them gently on

1715
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,200
the floor. Um,

1716
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:20,480
on the floor.

1717
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:20,799
I have that thought.

1718
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:23,280
Why not?

1719
01:01:20,799 --> 01:01:25,440
Yeah. Not even on the bed. On the dress.

1720
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,480
Well, the dresser if they turn back into

1721
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:28,160
humans.

1722
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:31,200
Oh, I was going to say open a dresser

1723
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:33,599
drawer and place them gently

1724
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,880
so they can be comfortable like a baby

1725
01:01:33,599 --> 01:01:36,720
in the 1920s.

1726
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,079
No. Do you remember when we reviewed The

1727
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:43,559
Haunted Vagina?

1728
01:01:38,079 --> 01:01:43,559
Uh, no. I repressed it pretty hard.

1729
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,079
Yes, I remember.

1730
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:49,680
Walls.

1731
01:01:48,079 --> 01:01:51,599
Okay. There was a scene in The Haunted

1732
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:52,960
Vagina where he was trying to climb back

1733
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:53,680
out of her vagina.

1734
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,359
Yeah.

1735
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,599
Sorry, Weston. You weren't here for that

1736
01:01:55,359 --> 01:01:56,559
one.

1737
01:01:55,599 --> 01:01:58,880
No, I'm in this.

1738
01:01:56,559 --> 01:02:00,160
He was trying to climb out of her vagina

1739
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:00,880
cuz he fell through the portal that was

1740
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:02,880
in her vagina.

1741
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:06,720
Yes. Got it. Um, but by that point she

1742
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:10,400
was driving. The car had jeans on. So

1743
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:13,920
she told him he had to stay in there

1744
01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:15,280
because she couldn't stop moving. She

1745
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:17,200
couldn't pull over. So she's like, "Get

1746
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,760
back in there, bro." So he had to stay

1747
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:23,359
in her vagina. Um, and that's what I

1748
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:26,359
imagine if we put Larry and Bob in

1749
01:02:23,359 --> 01:02:26,359
drawers,

1750
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:30,400
then they're just trying to get back out

1751
01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:35,720
and the drawers aren't big and stay in

1752
01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:35,720
there. They're like one leg out like

1753
01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:41,760
so nothing really happened.

1754
01:02:40,079 --> 01:02:43,280
They just were vegetables in her room,

1755
01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:44,559
but they're all human again in the

1756
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:47,359
morning. And it seems as though now

1757
01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:49,040
Robert Bob has changed his tune a little

1758
01:02:47,359 --> 01:02:51,520
bit because he's like, I'm not sure why

1759
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:54,480
he chose to turn us into vegetables, but

1760
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:57,520
if I'm a tomato, I'm I'm not a man of

1761
01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:59,040
God. I'm just a veggie and veggies can't

1762
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,640
sin.

1763
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,640
So I'm like, it really feels like we're

1764
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:04,720
doing some mental gymnastics. It feels

1765
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,440
like when you're like, if I have anal

1766
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:09,359
sex, I'm still a virgin.

1767
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:10,400
Right. Right. Right. It doesn't count.

1768
01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:11,680
We're going back to so

1769
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,760
butt sex for Jesus.

1770
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:16,079
It doesn't count. But sex. So

1771
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:18,960
if my friend is on the corner of the bed

1772
01:03:16,079 --> 01:03:19,680
shaking it, but I'm not moving.

1773
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:21,280
Right.

1774
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,039
Then I'm not sinning. Correct.

1775
01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:24,880
Meanwhile, in the kink community, people

1776
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:26,720
are like, "You kind of basically had a

1777
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:29,839
threesome." Like,

1778
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:31,119
right? Like Oh, so you brought a third

1779
01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:32,640
into the scene.

1780
01:03:31,119 --> 01:03:34,799
Yeah. Love that for you.

1781
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,319
We're such a weird species,

1782
01:03:34,799 --> 01:03:38,799
dude.

1783
01:03:36,319 --> 01:03:40,400
Dude,

1784
01:03:38,799 --> 01:03:42,319
um it seems as though they all agree in

1785
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,839
this moment that they will explore the

1786
01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,240
space as veggies.

1787
01:03:43,839 --> 01:03:46,480
Mhm.

1788
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:47,440
Um

1789
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,799
and the space.

1790
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:53,440
So they're like, "We now consent."

1791
01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:54,960
Oh, yeah. They were talking about how

1792
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:58,240
experience they've ever had.

1793
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:59,680
The holiest. It was like they

1794
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,680
sorry

1795
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,359
they Yeah. They were like I we've never

1796
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,960
felt this way before. But there was

1797
01:04:03,359 --> 01:04:07,839
something that unlocked when we were a

1798
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:09,359
cucumber and a tomato. Let's explore

1799
01:04:07,839 --> 01:04:11,359
this.

1800
01:04:09,359 --> 01:04:11,760
But only if we're a cucumber and a

1801
01:04:11,359 --> 01:04:13,039
tomato.

1802
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,880
That's right. Cuz veggies can't sin.

1803
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:15,920
Yeah. Cuz we aren't sinning. If that is

1804
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,119
the situation.

1805
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,200
Yes.

1806
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:21,839
So as they get up to leave, they morph

1807
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:24,160
again back into a cucumber and a tomato.

1808
01:04:21,839 --> 01:04:26,960
And Emilyy's like, "Well, no time like

1809
01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:29,760
the present." So she gets naked, is

1810
01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:34,319
rubbing Bob on her [ __ ] again, inserts

1811
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:38,880
Larry. Also, just here throwing this out

1812
01:04:34,319 --> 01:04:40,960
there, if Bob leaked his tomato seed,

1813
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:43,599
logic would tell us that maybe Larry

1814
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:46,240
also leaked his cucumber seed, do we

1815
01:04:43,599 --> 01:04:49,039
have concerns about a UTI? If you are

1816
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:50,400
inserting a vegetable within yourself

1817
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:54,799
and it's leaking,

1818
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:56,880
I do. Yes. I genuinely was like, so

1819
01:04:54,799 --> 01:04:59,280
several questions including but not

1820
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:02,160
limited to are we concerned about a UTI

1821
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:04,880
or yeast infection, but also like we

1822
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:06,240
don't know the situation for pregnancy

1823
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,119
here. Like

1824
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,480
Oh god. Yeah.

1825
01:05:07,119 --> 01:05:10,160
What kind of seed?

1826
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:11,680
How much of them morphed?

1827
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:12,640
Oh my gosh. You can just make your own

1828
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:14,240
garden now,

1829
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:18,880
right?

1830
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:21,200
No. No. I'm so No, no, no. I'm imagining

1831
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:22,960
as children when we were all told that

1832
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,960
if you eat a watermelon seed, you will

1833
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:27,839
grow a watermelon. And she's got this

1834
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:29,760
big belly. And it's like, I don't know.

1835
01:05:27,839 --> 01:05:31,839
Could be.

1836
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:38,119
His Have you met Bob?

1837
01:05:31,839 --> 01:05:38,119
His dad's a a cucumber, so can't tell.

1838
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:45,200
I hate it. Both Bob and Larry are now uh

1839
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:48,160
practicing wiggling their bodies a

1840
01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:50,640
little bit. So now they vibrate.

1841
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:51,760
which for everyone's pleasure.

1842
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,000
I was going to say, all right.

1843
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:53,280
Yeah.

1844
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:54,720
Yeah. Everybody wins here.

1845
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:56,799
Um,

1846
01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:58,079
and at this point, Larry's having such a

1847
01:05:56,799 --> 01:06:01,880
great time. He's like, I might just want

1848
01:05:58,079 --> 01:06:01,880
to stay a cucumber.

1849
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:07,119
He's like, I feel more like myself than

1850
01:06:04,000 --> 01:06:10,319
I felt in so long. This is great. Poor

1851
01:06:07,119 --> 01:06:13,280
Larry. I hope when I come back, I come

1852
01:06:10,319 --> 01:06:15,599
back as like, you know, a sunflower. I

1853
01:06:13,280 --> 01:06:17,599
just hang out for one season. I turn

1854
01:06:15,599 --> 01:06:19,440
towards the sun. people take pictures

1855
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:21,680
and then I'm done. Like that sounds

1856
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,880
great. It sounds like he's like, you

1857
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:23,280
know,

1858
01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:23,599
Yeah.

1859
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:24,400
Yeah.

1860
01:06:23,599 --> 01:06:25,760
All right.

1861
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,440
I don't have to worry about anything.

1862
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:30,000
Don't have to worry about sinning.

1863
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:33,119
I just wiggle my body a little bit.

1864
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:35,520
We got I just do that shoulder shimmy

1865
01:06:33,119 --> 01:06:37,359
from that one Icy Hot commercial with

1866
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:38,720
Shaq.

1867
01:06:37,359 --> 01:06:42,760
Shack.

1868
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,760
What a great pull.

1869
01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:46,960
You know what I'm talking about. I use

1870
01:06:45,359 --> 01:06:47,359
that gif at least like five times a

1871
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,000
week.

1872
01:06:47,359 --> 01:06:51,119
Yes,

1873
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:54,400
it's a solid one. That is a solid

1874
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:56,720
Okay. Um I don't even know.

1875
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:59,520
She was [ __ ] home again. Oh yeah,

1876
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:00,880
that's a Larry was living his best life.

1877
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,200
That's a cucumber. He doesn't want to go

1878
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:02,799
back.

1879
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,160
He was.

1880
01:07:02,799 --> 01:07:06,400
And I get it. When you've been

1881
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:07,839
repressing yourself for 15 years and you

1882
01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:10,480
suddenly feel free again.

1883
01:07:07,839 --> 01:07:12,880
Yeah, I get it.

1884
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:15,280
They've now returned their human form.

1885
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:16,960
It's Sunday morning. Larry was a bit

1886
01:07:15,280 --> 01:07:19,920
distracted throughout the week, so it's

1887
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:22,319
not his best sermon. Um,

1888
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:26,079
he almost like drops an fbomb from the

1889
01:07:22,319 --> 01:07:28,880
pulpit at one point. Is like make uses a

1890
01:07:26,079 --> 01:07:30,960
weird analogy that's like,

1891
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:32,720
yeah, sorry. It's like, what does he

1892
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:35,599
say? He goes, it's just like when I got

1893
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:37,599
my lip stuck on that gate, you know, and

1894
01:07:35,599 --> 01:07:40,400
Bob's like, what the [ __ ] are you

1895
01:07:37,599 --> 01:07:43,760
talking about? Your lip stuck on a gate.

1896
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:44,400
Like nothing. Absolute crickets.

1897
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,359
Yeah.

1898
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:47,440
Which is another veggie.

1899
01:07:45,359 --> 01:07:50,559
I was gonna say that's a veggie dale.

1900
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:51,039
I got my lips stuck in a gate.

1901
01:07:50,559 --> 01:07:52,880
Yeah.

1902
01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:53,440
Something something something.

1903
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:55,280
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1904
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:57,119
No, that No, I was singing the Got my

1905
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:58,559
lipstick to to a gate to the water

1906
01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:59,520
buffalo. They're different songs.

1907
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:03,119
They are different songs.

1908
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:05,520
Sorry everyone. I apologize.

1909
01:08:03,119 --> 01:08:08,400
What sort of lowlevel podcast are we

1910
01:08:05,520 --> 01:08:11,280
offering that I'm messing up? When I

1911
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,960
tell you right now that Weston said, "I

1912
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:16,200
did some research." And I was like, "You

1913
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:16,200
did what?"

1914
01:08:16,799 --> 01:08:20,480
Just a little bit of research.

1915
01:08:18,799 --> 01:08:22,319
Yeah. I had to unlock some memories.

1916
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:27,120
Different energies. Different energies.

1917
01:08:22,319 --> 01:08:29,679
So, Bishop Archabald um did decide to do

1918
01:08:27,120 --> 01:08:32,400
Yeah. Did a surprise visit.

1919
01:08:29,679 --> 01:08:33,679
Wasn't he asparagus?

1920
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,920
I think that's right.

1921
01:08:33,679 --> 01:08:37,440
Archie. Wasn't he asparagus?

1922
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,839
Archie the asparagus. Hang on.

1923
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:41,040
Dang.

1924
01:08:37,839 --> 01:08:42,640
Or was he broccoli?

1925
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,520
I knew there were references I was

1926
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:46,080
missing.

1927
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:47,600
No,

1928
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:49,279
like Gail and Archable.

1929
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:50,000
You're right. Archable asparagus.

1930
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:51,759
Nailed it.

1931
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,319
Nice.

1932
01:08:51,759 --> 01:08:53,759
Thank you.

1933
01:08:52,319 --> 01:08:54,159
With the professor glasses.

1934
01:08:53,759 --> 01:08:55,759
Mhm.

1935
01:08:54,159 --> 01:08:56,000
Yeah. As soon as you

1936
01:08:55,759 --> 01:08:57,199
Yeah.

1937
01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:59,279
I'm like, "Yeah, with the glasses."

1938
01:08:57,199 --> 01:09:00,159
He was the dad to the little one.

1939
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:02,159
Oh, yeah.

1940
01:09:00,159 --> 01:09:02,880
His name I don't Yeah. Junior.

1941
01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:04,560
Oh.

1942
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:07,440
Uhhuh.

1943
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:09,120
And the dad is in the got my lip stuck

1944
01:09:07,440 --> 01:09:14,159
in a gate

1945
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:17,359
song. But um Bishop Archerald is not

1946
01:09:14,159 --> 01:09:18,400
thrilled with Larry's sermon and

1947
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:20,000
performance.

1948
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:22,480
Um

1949
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:26,159
underperformed a little bit. So they get

1950
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:29,199
a talking to in private. Um

1951
01:09:26,159 --> 01:09:30,719
and so after like the bishop leaves, Bob

1952
01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:32,640
and Larry are talking and Bob's like,

1953
01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:34,080
"Don't let them see who we are in

1954
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:35,679
private." Like I know like we like we

1955
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:37,679
swear a lot when we're like behind

1956
01:09:35,679 --> 01:09:38,480
closed doors, but like you can't do

1957
01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:41,040
those things in front of the

1958
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:42,319
congregation. And Larry's kind of like

1959
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,759
maybe I don't want to be a separate

1960
01:09:42,319 --> 01:09:45,759
person in private. Maybe I just like

1961
01:09:43,759 --> 01:09:50,000
want to be who I am at all times. Like

1962
01:09:45,759 --> 01:09:52,000
maybe I want more. And Bob is like wow

1963
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:56,600
turning into a cucumber and getting put

1964
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:56,600
inside Emily has made you real selfish.

1965
01:09:57,199 --> 01:09:59,120
Like

1966
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,600
what a sentiment.

1967
01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,880
Yeah.

1968
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:05,840
Yes. He's like this whole No. Like,

1969
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:08,080
stop. Don't question these things. Like,

1970
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:10,880
we can no longer [ __ ] around as

1971
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:13,920
vegetables if you're going to question

1972
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:17,600
these things.

1973
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:20,159
At no point have I known what you were

1974
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:22,080
going to say next to me.

1975
01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:24,800
Yeah, that's fair. But there is

1976
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:28,159
something about the idea of being like

1977
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:30,239
if turning into a cucumber at night is

1978
01:10:28,159 --> 01:10:33,199
giving you an existential crisis during

1979
01:10:30,239 --> 01:10:34,800
the day like we can't do this anymore.

1980
01:10:33,199 --> 01:10:37,360
There's something about that sentiment

1981
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:39,760
that is just

1982
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:41,120
sending me well. And it's interesting

1983
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:42,880
how quickly they vacasillate, right?

1984
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:44,480
Because as soon as they turned in to

1985
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:48,159
produce, they were like, maybe this is a

1986
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:50,320
gift from God. And then as soon as this

1987
01:10:48,159 --> 01:10:52,320
has all happened and like he had a bad

1988
01:10:50,320 --> 01:10:54,800
sermon in front of the bishop, Bob's

1989
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:56,800
like, "Maybe God sent the bishop here as

1990
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:58,239
a warning." Like, "No, you can't have

1991
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,960
both. You can't have that." It's like

1992
01:10:58,239 --> 01:11:03,360
both a gift from God and you're now

1993
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:05,280
being warned against engaging in it.

1994
01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:06,239
You need to decide. Is this a test or is

1995
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:06,800
this a gift?

1996
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:10,800
Yeah.

1997
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:13,280
Yes. And Larry's asking Bob like not to

1998
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:14,800
shut this down and like not to like step

1999
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:16,719
away from it.

2000
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:19,920
Bob saying he like doesn't want all of

2001
01:11:16,719 --> 01:11:21,199
this to ruin them. I'm like, Bob, you're

2002
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,880
so [ __ ] dramatic.

2003
01:11:21,199 --> 01:11:25,920
Yeah, he's being the pity party. And

2004
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:27,199
Larry's just leaning into it. Just

2005
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:28,400
embracing those carnal desires.

2006
01:11:27,199 --> 01:11:30,239
Larry's energy is far more like, you

2007
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:32,719
know, everyone has a bad Sunday. Oh

2008
01:11:30,239 --> 01:11:34,960
well. Like, and Bob's like, "This is a

2009
01:11:32,719 --> 01:11:37,920
sign that we can no longer let Emily rub

2010
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:40,400
us against herself when she when we are

2011
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:42,159
vegetables and not able to move our

2012
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,640
bodies outside of vibrate for her

2013
01:11:42,159 --> 01:11:43,920
pleasure,

2014
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:47,960
right?

2015
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,960
And Larry's like, "What's for lunch?"

2016
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:53,520
Is it tomatoes?

2017
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:55,760
Because Larry would be into that.

2018
01:11:53,520 --> 01:11:58,320
And as this is escal, like in this tense

2019
01:11:55,760 --> 01:12:00,400
moment, Larry ends up kissing Bob. Bob

2020
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:03,600
returns the kiss. They have this like

2021
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:05,199
very emotional kiss and then Bob runs

2022
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,159
out. As I said, Bob kind of runs out

2023
01:12:05,199 --> 01:12:06,560
like a [ __ ]

2024
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:09,120
Yeah.

2025
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:11,600
Several time. I'm like, I want great

2026
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:13,199
things for Bob in life and I need him to

2027
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,080
stop running out of the room when things

2028
01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:14,640
get hard.

2029
01:12:14,080 --> 01:12:14,960
Seriously.

2030
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,880
Yes.

2031
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:18,960
Well, and it's like, you know, if you

2032
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:21,600
are an internal processor and you need

2033
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:23,600
time, you can say, "I need time to

2034
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:25,520
process. I promise I'm going to like

2035
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:27,520
we're going to address it though." Like,

2036
01:12:25,520 --> 01:12:28,480
and then you step away if that's what

2037
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:32,159
you need to do.

2038
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:33,040
Yeah. Um Bob's response instead and so

2039
01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:34,480
we're actually about to switch to

2040
01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:36,080
Emily's perspective. Emily's really

2041
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:37,920
annoyed and it's related to Bob because

2042
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,440
Bob just slid a note under her door that

2043
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:42,080
was like, "Hey, like this arrangement is

2044
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:43,040
done. Signed Bob and Larry." Signed for

2045
01:12:42,080 --> 01:12:44,480
both of them.

2046
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,880
Yeah. Which Larry had nothing to do with

2047
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:48,239
it.

2048
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:50,800
Yes. So like Emily's out in the garden

2049
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:53,360
annoyed cuz like they haven't even said

2050
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,880
anything to her. He just like slipped a

2051
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,719
note under the door.

2052
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:58,480
Feels like the priestly equivalent of a

2053
01:12:56,719 --> 01:13:00,719
breakup text.

2054
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:04,560
Yes.

2055
01:13:00,719 --> 01:13:06,640
1,000%. So she's annoyed, but she does

2056
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:08,320
like hear guitar music or something. So

2057
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:10,159
she like starts wandering and following

2058
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:13,120
the music and finds Larry in the woods

2059
01:13:10,159 --> 01:13:13,760
playing Everybody Wants a Water Buffalo.

2060
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:16,000
Mhm.

2061
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:18,880
Yours is fast but mine is slow.

2062
01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:20,400
Yeah. That wasn't the line that they had

2063
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:22,320
in the book in a way that I'm like I

2064
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,000
don't recognize the line. Like everybody

2065
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,520
wants a water buffalo. Yours is fast but

2066
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:28,400
mine is slow. Where' they come from? I

2067
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:31,199
don't know. Everybody wants

2068
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:34,640
took my water took my buffalo to a

2069
01:13:31,199 --> 01:13:36,560
store, got his tail stuck in a door.

2070
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:37,760
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I forgot about that

2071
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:39,360
one. Yeah.

2072
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:42,400
Silly songs with Larry, man.

2073
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:43,360
Yeah. So good. YouTube it if you're not

2074
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:45,520
familiar, right?

2075
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:47,840
Yeah. I would say I would say you're

2076
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,040
welcome. But

2077
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:50,320
it's going to be weirder. You're going

2078
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:51,120
to make this is what they were

2079
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,920
referencing.

2080
01:13:51,120 --> 01:13:54,880
Yeah,

2081
01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:56,320
it is. It is gonna be significantly

2082
01:13:54,880 --> 01:13:57,679
weirder. So,

2083
01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,600
if you don't have the trauma to go along

2084
01:13:57,679 --> 01:14:00,800
with it, it makes no sense.

2085
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:02,640
First,

2086
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:04,960
did I say I wish I had told you to pause

2087
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:07,199
and go check out Silly Songs with Larry

2088
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:09,520
before we continue the episode so you'd

2089
01:14:07,199 --> 01:14:12,000
have some context.

2090
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:13,679
Well, and like there's even like she's

2091
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:15,199
like, "Oh, like do you like enjoy

2092
01:14:13,679 --> 01:14:17,679
writing songs?" Like, "Yeah, I'd love to

2093
01:14:15,199 --> 01:14:19,760
have like silly songs with Laurent on

2094
01:14:17,679 --> 01:14:22,159
like Sundays at like the church or the

2095
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:23,600
kids in the future."

2096
01:14:22,159 --> 01:14:24,239
Y heard.

2097
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:26,640
Yep.

2098
01:14:24,239 --> 01:14:28,960
But also Larry can tell she's in a bit

2099
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:30,640
of a mood and she's like,

2100
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:33,440
"Well, yeah, getting a signed letter

2101
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:34,719
that all this is done is like not a

2102
01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:37,440
great way that this could have been."

2103
01:14:34,719 --> 01:14:39,679
And Larry's like, "What? I Bob freaking

2104
01:14:37,440 --> 01:14:41,280
a like I had no idea." So like we

2105
01:14:39,679 --> 01:14:43,120
Larry's very quick to be like, "I did

2106
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:45,040
not sign my name on that letter. That

2107
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,920
was all Bob. I know nothing about this.

2108
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:50,640
I continue to consent."

2109
01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:54,400
Yes, he continues to consent in a real

2110
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:56,159
way. Um because like within about 20

2111
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:58,800
seconds it escalates where Emily's like,

2112
01:14:56,159 --> 01:15:00,480
"Well, if Bob I know like Bob seems like

2113
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,719
Bob is if Bob weren't in charge and you

2114
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:04,320
were in charge, how would you handle

2115
01:15:02,719 --> 01:15:08,000
this situation?" And he's like, "I'd

2116
01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:09,440
start by kissing you." Yes, of course.

2117
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,400
Of course. That's the logical.

2118
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:12,000
We've reached the moment.

2119
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,880
Don't speak about it. Be about it.

2120
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,920
Yep.

2121
01:15:14,880 --> 01:15:22,159
It escalates. He ends up eating her out

2122
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:24,080
in the woods. They then raw dog it and

2123
01:15:22,159 --> 01:15:26,719
then afterwards he realizes like she's

2124
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:28,960
like, "I just [ __ ] a priest and not as

2125
01:15:26,719 --> 01:15:29,840
a cucumber. Like I just [ __ ] an actual

2126
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,199
priest."

2127
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:35,360
Yeah.

2128
01:15:31,199 --> 01:15:37,840
Yeah, baby girl, you did. Like you

2129
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:44,840
you didn't realize that until after.

2130
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:44,840
Like you He's not a cucumber right now.

2131
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:52,080
I thought it was obvious that he wasn't

2132
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:53,760
a cucumber right now.

2133
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:55,199
Yeah, she's not dreaming. He's not

2134
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:56,560
unzipping pants and there's a cucumber

2135
01:15:55,199 --> 01:15:59,679
down there. This is real.

2136
01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:03,520
I got to say that like

2137
01:15:59,679 --> 01:16:05,920
without um

2138
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:08,320
interference from substances. I can't

2139
01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:12,560
say that I've ever been like, "Oh, I

2140
01:16:08,320 --> 01:16:13,760
just did that." in a sexual context like

2141
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:16,080
specifically like

2142
01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,840
right well I think it's more of like

2143
01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:20,080
like it feels like the natural

2144
01:16:17,840 --> 01:16:22,560
progression and then afterward she's

2145
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:26,600
like oh right

2146
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:26,600
you know he wasn't a cucumber

2147
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:34,400
now that you mention it

2148
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:34,960
he had five not five 10 fingers and 10

2149
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:39,600
toes

2150
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:41,360
I was like five What?

2151
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:43,360
The pause on your face like nope.

2152
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:46,080
I just straight up did not finish a book

2153
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:48,239
where the guy was cursed and so his dick

2154
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:50,000
had four heads on it and I was like if

2155
01:16:48,239 --> 01:16:52,719
you're about what are you saying to me?

2156
01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:55,520
I was like I was all buckled up and

2157
01:16:52,719 --> 01:16:58,880
ready. You can't do that.

2158
01:16:55,520 --> 01:17:03,360
I have questions. I really hated it. So

2159
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:05,760
I only made it like 17% in. Oh 17% in

2160
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:07,199
and he already had a foreheaded dick.

2161
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:09,600
Yeah.

2162
01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:11,520
Mhm. Okay. As someone who's never had a

2163
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:13,280
penis, Weston.

2164
01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:16,000
Yes.

2165
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:17,440
Does that sound intriguing to you as a

2166
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:18,320
dude? Or are you like, "No, that sounds

2167
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:20,800
like

2168
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:22,239
a nightmare and a half."

2169
01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,199
Yeah. Nightmare and a half. Are you

2170
01:17:22,239 --> 01:17:24,960
kidding me?

2171
01:17:23,199 --> 01:17:27,360
I didn't even get to a sex scene to be

2172
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:29,120
like, "Do how do they all What where do

2173
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,760
you put them all? Like, what are you

2174
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:32,080
doing?"

2175
01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:33,840
Logistically, we have questions.

2176
01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:35,040
I was like, "I don't care enough to find

2177
01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:37,600
out." So,

2178
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:39,440
as a fantasy, you're like, "Oh, yeah, I

2179
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:43,199
could pleasure four women at the same

2180
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:44,000
time." But then physically, like that,

2181
01:17:43,199 --> 01:17:45,040
no.

2182
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,840
You're like, "I'm just trying to shoot

2183
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,840
into one urinal."

2184
01:17:50,159 --> 01:17:55,040
You're like the sprinkler they used to

2185
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:57,440
put in the yard for kids to like

2186
01:17:55,040 --> 01:18:00,440
You were born for the trough at baseball

2187
01:17:57,440 --> 01:18:00,440
stadiums.

2188
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:08,560
You're just in there alphaing every dude

2189
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:10,320
just like check it four streams.

2190
01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:12,159
Yeah, you're definitely not waiting like

2191
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,440
you either are waiting for a stall in

2192
01:18:12,159 --> 01:18:15,280
shame where you're like I just need to

2193
01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:19,120
do this in private or you're like hey

2194
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:21,600
everybody look at my foreheaded dick

2195
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:22,000
intimidation stations.

2196
01:18:21,600 --> 01:18:24,480
Yes,

2197
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:27,280
I needed to have the alpha status of

2198
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:30,640
this restroom.

2199
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:33,440
Truest park.

2200
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:35,840
Men are weird creatures.

2201
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:38,719
Okay, confirm.

2202
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:40,560
Cuz in that situation, I'll be a beta.

2203
01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:42,880
Thank you. I don't feel the need for the

2204
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,520
alpha designation. I got to be honest.

2205
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:46,320
Fair enough.

2206
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:48,080
If it requires a foreheaded penis. Real

2207
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:49,120
talk, if I can increase the flow by four

2208
01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,719
times though and get out of the bathroom

2209
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:52,800
in like 10 seconds, that sounds kind

2210
01:18:50,719 --> 01:18:55,679
kind of great though.

2211
01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:56,719
Okay. From a utilitarian standpoint, I

2212
01:18:55,679 --> 01:18:57,280
understand the draw,

2213
01:18:56,719 --> 01:18:59,440
right?

2214
01:18:57,280 --> 01:19:00,880
Yeah. Um, but from a practical

2215
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:02,080
logistical standpoint,

2216
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:02,800
everything else is negative.

2217
01:19:02,080 --> 01:19:05,920
Yeah, for sure.

2218
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:06,400
Imagine having a Jacob's ladder piercing

2219
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:07,760
Oh.

2220
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:10,290
on a foreheaded dick.

2221
01:19:07,760 --> 01:19:13,600
Now you've got eight streams.

2222
01:19:10,290 --> 01:19:17,120
[Laughter]

2223
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:17,120
That's a Prince Albert.

2224
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,600
That's a different

2225
01:19:18,320 --> 01:19:22,080
Prince Albert. You're right.

2226
01:19:19,600 --> 01:19:24,080
I don't know why. I was like,

2227
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:24,560
you can't. It just becomes a Prince

2228
01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:26,640
Albert.

2229
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:30,000
That's a Prince Albert. You're right.

2230
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:34,000
Okay. So, into Pounded by Pro

2231
01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:35,520
10 fingers and one a oneheaded penis.

2232
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,960
One a Yes.

2233
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:39,120
So grateful to have established.

2234
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:40,640
Well, and like they like finish having

2235
01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:41,920
sex and she realizes she [ __ ] a

2236
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:44,320
priest. And that's just like kind of

2237
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:46,960
where the scene ends. We're now switched

2238
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:49,120
back to Bob's perspective. He's in his

2239
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:51,280
office, hasn't really talked to Emily

2240
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:53,280
since he slid the note under her door,

2241
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:55,360
but is looking out his office window and

2242
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:57,360
sees her like trying to jump up into a

2243
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:59,120
tree for something and then starts to

2244
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:01,120
see her climbing the tree and is like,

2245
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:03,120
"What? No, she's going to hurt herself.

2246
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:05,760
How could she do that? Let me run out

2247
01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:07,760
and make sure she's safe."

2248
01:20:05,760 --> 01:20:10,000
Bob's kind of annoying in that way.

2249
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:12,239
Um, and so he like rushes out to like

2250
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,760
scold her and help her. And then he

2251
01:20:12,239 --> 01:20:15,920
tells her, he's like, "Okay, take a step

2252
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:18,640
back onto this branch." She misses the

2253
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:22,000
branch, falls into his arms, falls onto

2254
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:25,280
him, they fall onto the ground, and then

2255
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:26,880
he climbs the tree for her. Her hat blew

2256
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:29,040
off in the wind. It blew into the tree.

2257
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,760
He's climbing the tree for her hat.

2258
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,199
Okay.

2259
01:20:29,760 --> 01:20:32,320
She's very impressed with his tree

2260
01:20:31,199 --> 01:20:33,679
climbing abilities.

2261
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:35,840
Yes.

2262
01:20:33,679 --> 01:20:37,920
What we all look for in a mate.

2263
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:39,600
Yes. Now, what I will say is this is

2264
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:41,360
seems like there is a little moment

2265
01:20:39,600 --> 01:20:42,080
between them because she's like, "Wow,

2266
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,520
like you're really good at this." He's

2267
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:44,480
like, "It's one of my hobbies like tree

2268
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,719
climbing." She's like, "Really?" And

2269
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:48,320
he's like, I was being a little

2270
01:20:46,719 --> 01:20:49,679
facicious. He's like, "Woodworking is

2271
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:52,400
one of my hobbies." And he's like, "What

2272
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:54,239
are your hobbies?" And she's like, "Oh,

2273
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:56,080
actually like I don't really think I

2274
01:20:54,239 --> 01:20:57,360
have any." And like gives him a little

2275
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,360
bit of context into like the

2276
01:20:57,360 --> 01:21:03,360
relationship she escaped from and just

2277
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:06,239
kind of figuring out her footing. Um,

2278
01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:08,719
but then Bob is like suddenly like, "I

2279
01:21:06,239 --> 01:21:10,719
need to apologize. We took advantage of

2280
01:21:08,719 --> 01:21:13,199
you. We were supposed to be authority

2281
01:21:10,719 --> 01:21:16,400
figures as like priests and like we took

2282
01:21:13,199 --> 01:21:19,199
advantage of you." And Emily's like,

2283
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:21,280
"Bob, you turned into into a tomato and

2284
01:21:19,199 --> 01:21:23,840
I rubbed you on my [ __ ] Like, be so for

2285
01:21:21,280 --> 01:21:27,080
real right now. Like, you you did not

2286
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:27,080
take advantage

2287
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:31,920
of anything. Like, be so for real, man.

2288
01:21:29,679 --> 01:21:32,719
He took advantage

2289
01:21:31,920 --> 01:21:33,280
of me.

2290
01:21:32,719 --> 01:21:35,199
Yeah.

2291
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:36,800
Yeah. Yeah.

2292
01:21:35,199 --> 01:21:38,800
And something about Emily just looking

2293
01:21:36,800 --> 01:21:39,760
at the priest like be so for real right

2294
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,400
now, man. Like

2295
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:43,120
like verbatim quote. It was so good.

2296
01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:45,600
That's very good.

2297
01:21:43,120 --> 01:21:48,239
No, you did not take advantage of me. I

2298
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:51,640
rubbed you against my person when you

2299
01:21:48,239 --> 01:21:51,640
were a tomato.

2300
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:57,840
And then he's like, well, like you can

2301
01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:59,440
trust, like Bob's like, trust me,

2302
01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,719
nothing will happen again. And Emily's

2303
01:21:59,440 --> 01:22:02,560
like, "Well, what if something already

2304
01:22:00,719 --> 01:22:05,199
has happened again?" Because she did

2305
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:07,199
already [ __ ] Larry out in the woods. Bob

2306
01:22:05,199 --> 01:22:08,800
didn't see that coming. Is not thrilled

2307
01:22:07,199 --> 01:22:10,880
about the turn of turn of events and

2308
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:12,639
gets very like grabs her and he's like,

2309
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:13,360
"Well, what happened? Tell me what

2310
01:22:12,639 --> 01:22:15,360
happened."

2311
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:18,000
Yeah. Bob's jealous.

2312
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:20,320
Yeah. Like Bob is very jealous,

2313
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:22,159
demanding clarification.

2314
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,920
And Emily's like, "Why would you get

2315
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:26,639
angry at me for messing around with the

2316
01:22:23,920 --> 01:22:30,320
love of your life?"

2317
01:22:26,639 --> 01:22:33,920
Oh. Hey, [ __ ] you, Emily. Way to come.

2318
01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:35,520
Emily's like, "I have so had enough.

2319
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:37,280
Let me tell you about yourself."

2320
01:22:35,520 --> 01:22:38,800
Seriously, like respect to Emily. She

2321
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:40,320
started off like, "I don't know what I'm

2322
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:41,760
doing in my life." And now she's calling

2323
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,360
these guys out for their [ __ ] It's

2324
01:22:41,760 --> 01:22:44,239
great.

2325
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,080
I like it.

2326
01:22:44,239 --> 01:22:48,480
Well, and she also asked, she's like,

2327
01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:49,840
"Who are you jealous of? Like, who are

2328
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:51,520
like what?"

2329
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:53,679
And then Bob kind of realizes he's like,

2330
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:55,120
"Oh, I'm not jealous of one or the

2331
01:22:53,679 --> 01:22:56,560
other." He's like, "I just feel left

2332
01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:57,040
out." M

2333
01:22:56,560 --> 01:22:57,840
um

2334
01:22:57,040 --> 01:23:01,040
FOMO.

2335
01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:03,280
Yes. And so then he bite like goes to

2336
01:23:01,040 --> 01:23:04,400
kiss her, bites her lip really hard to

2337
01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:06,480
the point that she like pushes him back

2338
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:09,440
and like screams a little and he's like

2339
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:10,960
no more and walks away.

2340
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:13,280
Yeah. See, Bob's a [ __ ]

2341
01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:14,800
Yeah, Bob. But also like once again,

2342
01:23:13,280 --> 01:23:16,239
true to canon.

2343
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:18,880
Yeah.

2344
01:23:16,239 --> 01:23:22,080
Way to go, GM Fairy. Can't fault you.

2345
01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:23,520
Like this was not lazy research. She

2346
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:26,560
nailed it. I know. I'm like, this is how

2347
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:28,239
I feel like Bob would respond

2348
01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:31,199
and how Larry would respond.

2349
01:23:28,239 --> 01:23:34,000
Yeah.

2350
01:23:31,199 --> 01:23:35,360
Emily can't sleep that night, you know,

2351
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,840
which makes sense. There's a lot going

2352
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:39,679
on. She goes to the chapel. She decides

2353
01:23:37,840 --> 01:23:41,520
to go into the confessional for like the

2354
01:23:39,679 --> 01:23:44,560
first time in her life because she's

2355
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:46,560
never been a religious person and is

2356
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:50,560
just like talking out loud telling God

2357
01:23:46,560 --> 01:23:52,880
about the two hot priests and just like

2358
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:55,280
what wishes someone would tell her what

2359
01:23:52,880 --> 01:23:56,880
to do and how to move forward.

2360
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,159
And then the door opens and Bob's

2361
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,639
standing there.

2362
01:23:58,159 --> 01:23:59,920
He's back.

2363
01:23:58,639 --> 01:24:00,880
I'll tell you what to do.

2364
01:23:59,920 --> 01:24:02,400
Exactly.

2365
01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:03,520
Not even I'll tell you what to do. On

2366
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,159
your knees.

2367
01:24:03,520 --> 01:24:04,719
There it is.

2368
01:24:04,159 --> 01:24:07,920
Yep.

2369
01:24:04,719 --> 01:24:09,840
Yep. And Emily's like, "Say less

2370
01:24:07,920 --> 01:24:12,400
tomato."

2371
01:24:09,840 --> 01:24:12,719
Texas size 104, bud.

2372
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:15,679
Yeah,

2373
01:24:12,719 --> 01:24:17,760
you're [ __ ] 10fly, bud.

2374
01:24:15,679 --> 01:24:20,320
He is. He then just like pretty much

2375
01:24:17,760 --> 01:24:22,880
face [ __ ] her. She's super into it.

2376
01:24:20,320 --> 01:24:24,480
She's rubbing herself off while he's

2377
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:26,639
face [ __ ] her. And once again, he

2378
01:24:24,480 --> 01:24:28,960
comes down her throat and then goes,

2379
01:24:26,639 --> 01:24:32,400
"Never again." And just runs off into

2380
01:24:28,960 --> 01:24:36,400
the night again. I'm like, "Bob, Bob,

2381
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:36,400
be so for real right now, Bob.

2382
01:24:38,159 --> 01:24:40,960
Yeah.

2383
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:43,440
And then we learn her perspective and

2384
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:44,159
she was so into it.

2385
01:24:43,440 --> 01:24:44,639
I'm sure.

2386
01:24:44,159 --> 01:24:45,920
Oh, yeah.

2387
01:24:44,639 --> 01:24:47,280
So into it.

2388
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:49,440
Well, and also you're sitting there

2389
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:51,520
being like, I this man just came down my

2390
01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:54,480
throat. I've just come and now I'm just

2391
01:24:51,520 --> 01:24:56,320
sitting here catching my breath as he

2392
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:57,120
takes off in a chapel.

2393
01:24:56,320 --> 01:24:59,840
Yeah. Yeah.

2394
01:24:57,120 --> 01:25:01,840
Lesson learned. Communicate, Bob. ask a

2395
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:03,199
question because then you learn no,

2396
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:03,760
she's into it and all your problems are

2397
01:25:03,199 --> 01:25:05,120
solved,

2398
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,360
right?

2399
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:10,000
Yeah. A lot of a lot of his problems are

2400
01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:12,480
solved by knowing that it's mutual. It's

2401
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:16,400
like God save us for men trying to save

2402
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:19,360
us. Like we got it like

2403
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:21,600
Yes. So now it's what probably like the

2404
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:24,560
next night. I don't know. Time's fluid.

2405
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:25,920
Yeah. Yeah. There's it's not great

2406
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:26,960
detail.

2407
01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:27,600
And you know what?

2408
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,520
Who cares?

2409
01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:32,159
We don't need it. We're we're not

2410
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:34,400
lacking it, but we're It's Emily's

2411
01:25:32,159 --> 01:25:35,920
perspective and she once again is like

2412
01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:39,600
calling a dinner meeting to be like,

2413
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:42,800
"Hey, we got to clear the air, figure

2414
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:45,840
this all out." Um, and so Larry starts

2415
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:48,000
off and is like looks at Bob's like, "I

2416
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:49,920
asked Emily if you knew that we fucked."

2417
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:51,199
And Bob's like, "Did she tell you that

2418
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:55,920
we fucked?" And Emily's kind of like,

2419
01:25:51,199 --> 01:25:58,400
"Okay, stop." Like we we we didn't

2420
01:25:55,920 --> 01:26:00,080
technically [ __ ] you came down my

2421
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:03,040
throat

2422
01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:04,719
if we're going to split hairs. Right.

2423
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:06,239
But I think the the funniest part about

2424
01:26:04,719 --> 01:26:08,400
all of this is that after Bob's like,

2425
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:10,320
"Did she tell you we fucked?" They can

2426
01:26:08,400 --> 01:26:13,360
they both confirm that it happened when

2427
01:26:10,320 --> 01:26:15,040
they were humans and not vegetable.

2428
01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:17,040
They're like human, right? Like Yeah.

2429
01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,960
Yeah. All right. Cool.

2430
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:20,080
But I mean that is important in noting

2431
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:20,800
that like

2432
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:22,080
Yeah, it is.

2433
01:26:20,800 --> 01:26:22,400
The relationship has moved to the next

2434
01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:24,080
level.

2435
01:26:22,400 --> 01:26:27,440
Yes. It has progressed for sure.

2436
01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:29,760
We're all active participants.

2437
01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:31,360
Larry is wanting to continue this

2438
01:26:29,760 --> 01:26:34,880
arrangement.

2439
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:37,440
Bob says no. Emily is annoyed at Bob for

2440
01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:39,120
trying to choose for them all.

2441
01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:44,080
Um

2442
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:46,000
and Larry's like, "Okay, well, like I if

2443
01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:47,840
you want to stay and like keeps like I

2444
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:48,880
can leave and like be with Emily sort of

2445
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:49,199
energy."

2446
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:51,280
Yeah.

2447
01:26:49,199 --> 01:26:53,280
And Bob's like, "Okay, then leave."

2448
01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:55,679
Larry's like, "So you'd be okay with

2449
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:58,880
like watching me make her mine?" and

2450
01:26:55,679 --> 01:27:00,639
then decides to like start progressing

2451
01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:03,120
that in general like goes over starts

2452
01:27:00,639 --> 01:27:05,440
like playing with her boobs like putting

2453
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:07,840
his hand down her pants and then it

2454
01:27:05,440 --> 01:27:10,639
suddenly escalates to the point where

2455
01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:13,120
like Bob is watching them. He now has

2456
01:27:10,639 --> 01:27:16,080
his dick out of his pants and is

2457
01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:19,520
masturbating watching them.

2458
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:22,480
Larry now has Emily bent over the table

2459
01:27:19,520 --> 01:27:25,040
as he's [ __ ] her. They're all about

2460
01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:25,760
to reach the inevitable conclusion of

2461
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,800
the scene.

2462
01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:29,280
Does Gail show up?

2463
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:32,480
Gail does show up. Yeah.

2464
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:33,040
Count it. And is mortified. End of

2465
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:34,719
chapter.

2466
01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:36,000
They hear a scream. And you'd initially

2467
01:27:34,719 --> 01:27:38,239
be like, "Yeah, of course you scream.

2468
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:39,040
It's the end of the orgasm." Like, "Oh,

2469
01:27:38,239 --> 01:27:39,679
no. It's Gail.

2470
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:42,480
It's Gail."

2471
01:27:39,679 --> 01:27:44,639
What was that book? Uh, Altered by Fire

2472
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:46,800
where the nun died. She walked in on

2473
01:27:44,639 --> 01:27:47,440
them having an orgy and the nun had a

2474
01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:49,280
heart attack.

2475
01:27:47,440 --> 01:27:51,120
I mean, they were [ __ ] her with the

2476
01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:52,080
prayer candle. on the alter.

2477
01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:52,480
On the altar.

2478
01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:54,000
Yeah.

2479
01:27:52,480 --> 01:27:57,840
That she was tied to.

2480
01:27:54,000 --> 01:28:00,400
Yeah. With their vestments.

2481
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:03,760
They weren't real priest in that one. In

2482
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:04,719
that one, they were like undercover like

2483
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:07,040
spies or something.

2484
01:28:04,719 --> 01:28:08,960
Spies or mercenaries or something who

2485
01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:11,600
were pretending to be priests to keep an

2486
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:13,840
eye on this

2487
01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:17,280
one villain. Yeah. who's then his

2488
01:28:13,840 --> 01:28:20,080
daughter happened to come seek refuge in

2489
01:28:17,280 --> 01:28:23,120
the church and then just starts she was

2490
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:26,320
seeking refuge after her dad killed her

2491
01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:27,600
boyfriend while they were [ __ ] he

2492
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:29,280
like shot him in the head while they

2493
01:28:27,600 --> 01:28:31,120
were [ __ ] so she goes to seek refuge

2494
01:28:29,280 --> 01:28:34,080
at the church and then just [ __ ] the

2495
01:28:31,120 --> 01:28:34,639
four fake priests.

2496
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,679
Yeah,

2497
01:28:34,639 --> 01:28:36,000
you're welcome. You don't need to read

2498
01:28:35,679 --> 01:28:38,800
it now.

2499
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:40,480
Thank god it listen to the episode. It

2500
01:28:38,800 --> 01:28:42,800
is an episode if you if you do want to

2501
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:46,000
go back and hear it in its entirety. But

2502
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:48,320
a nurse, not a nurse, a nun, very

2503
01:28:46,000 --> 01:28:50,719
different. The nun needed a nurse

2504
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:52,400
because when she showed up, um, she was

2505
01:28:50,719 --> 01:28:53,920
a bit taken back that they were [ __ ]

2506
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:54,639
her with the prayer candle

2507
01:28:53,920 --> 01:28:56,560
and she died.

2508
01:28:54,639 --> 01:28:58,320
And she and she died of shock.

2509
01:28:56,560 --> 01:28:59,600
She died.

2510
01:28:58,320 --> 01:29:03,600
The end.

2511
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:06,159
The end. That's all you need to know.

2512
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:08,239
So now it's like the next day.

2513
01:29:06,159 --> 01:29:09,760
They're not priests anymore. They're

2514
01:29:08,239 --> 01:29:10,719
just normal men now.

2515
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:13,760
Yep.

2516
01:29:10,719 --> 01:29:15,840
Bishop Archable has been called

2517
01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:16,560
took off the

2518
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:16,880
collars.

2519
01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:17,440
Yep.

2520
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,320
They did.

2521
01:29:17,440 --> 01:29:20,400
Um, which

2522
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,920
technically they're trials in a month.

2523
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:24,560
Go for it. What were you going to say?

2524
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:26,000
Take a guess. We obviously hear both of

2525
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:28,880
their perspectives. We hear Larry's. We

2526
01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:30,639
hear Bob's. Take a guess on what Larry's

2527
01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:31,760
perspective is and what Bob's

2528
01:29:30,639 --> 01:29:34,560
perspective is.

2529
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:37,040
Larry is probably like, "Cool beans. Get

2530
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:38,400
to be with Emily. All right, let's see

2531
01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:40,159
what happens next.

2532
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:42,400
I'm enjoying myself.

2533
01:29:40,159 --> 01:29:46,880
And Bob is probably more We're being

2534
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:47,920
punished by the Lord for defiling

2535
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,480
whatever.

2536
01:29:47,920 --> 01:29:48,880
Yes.

2537
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:50,880
Yeah.

2538
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:52,000
And what does Bob want to do?

2539
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:54,560
End it.

2540
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:59,639
Oh, that got darker. Join a monastery.

2541
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:59,639
No, not not his life. a relationship.

2542
01:30:03,760 --> 01:30:10,360
And Bob was served with some lovely bara

2543
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:10,360
and balsamic vinegar at the end.

2544
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:15,960
And then the tomato got involuntarily

2545
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:15,960
hospitalized.

2546
01:30:16,400 --> 01:30:23,760
They had margarita pizza in Bob's

2547
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:25,679
memory. Oh my god. I'm sorry. I'm so

2548
01:30:23,760 --> 01:30:27,280
sorry. No, I really meant the

2549
01:30:25,679 --> 01:30:28,480
relationship.

2550
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:31,120
Okay. Okay.

2551
01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:31,920
Bob just wants to end it all. The

2552
01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:33,760
relationship.

2553
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:35,440
Yes. And he wants to move to a monastery

2554
01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:37,280
and become a monk. He's leaving

2555
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:39,199
tomorrow.

2556
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:42,159
Yes. Also,

2557
01:30:39,199 --> 01:30:42,960
what monasteries accept new monks that

2558
01:30:42,159 --> 01:30:43,520
quickly?

2559
01:30:42,960 --> 01:30:46,320
Right.

2560
01:30:43,520 --> 01:30:48,080
The ones that I Yeah. I don't know.

2561
01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:48,800
Plot holes be plot hole.

2562
01:30:48,080 --> 01:30:51,679
Yeah.

2563
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:53,600
Yeah. That's I have I take bigger issue

2564
01:30:51,679 --> 01:30:56,080
with how quickly he got accepted into a

2565
01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:58,000
new monastery over the fact that he

2566
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:59,520
turned into a tomato

2567
01:30:58,000 --> 01:31:03,440
apparently.

2568
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:05,920
So I stand fallen down a hole of history

2569
01:31:03,440 --> 01:31:06,239
YouTube random weirdness.

2570
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:08,480
Okay.

2571
01:31:06,239 --> 01:31:11,360
And I just have it on most of the time.

2572
01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:14,719
And I learned so much about a guy named

2573
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:16,719
the venerable bead who was from like the

2574
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:18,800
sixth or seventh century and he was a

2575
01:31:16,719 --> 01:31:20,960
monk and his parents just dropped him

2576
01:31:18,800 --> 01:31:25,120
off at the monastery when he was seven

2577
01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:28,320
and that's how he became a monk. So I'm

2578
01:31:25,120 --> 01:31:30,560
like it was different back then.

2579
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:33,120
Like that's what families would do. They

2580
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:38,400
would choose one child to give to the

2581
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:41,280
church. And so the venerable bead was

2582
01:31:38,400 --> 01:31:42,719
left when he was seven at a monastery.

2583
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:45,199
But also what's like fascinating in that

2584
01:31:42,719 --> 01:31:47,679
situation is like the way you just said

2585
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:50,000
it being like the family chooses one.

2586
01:31:47,679 --> 01:31:52,000
Like it's an honor, right? Like you're

2587
01:31:50,000 --> 01:31:54,159
like gifting and like offering your

2588
01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:55,679
child. It's not like a

2589
01:31:54,159 --> 01:31:57,840
oh

2590
01:31:55,679 --> 01:32:00,960
he wouldn't shut up so we just dropped

2591
01:31:57,840 --> 01:32:05,199
him off at the local monaster. No. No.

2592
01:32:00,960 --> 01:32:06,880
It's not like that. No. Um, yeah. It's

2593
01:32:05,199 --> 01:32:08,080
super interesting though. That is

2594
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:11,040
the general bead.

2595
01:32:08,080 --> 01:32:14,400
Yep. Most of what we know about like the

2596
01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:15,120
Romans in Britain comes from bead.

2597
01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,000
Interesting.

2598
01:32:15,120 --> 01:32:18,639
Mhm.

2599
01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:20,000
Huh. Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. I'll have to learn

2600
01:32:18,639 --> 01:32:20,400
more about that. Off pod.

2601
01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:21,199
Yeah.

2602
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:23,679
Yeah.

2603
01:32:21,199 --> 01:32:25,679
I'll send you a link. So, while Bob is

2604
01:32:23,679 --> 01:32:27,920
now like, I'm joining a monastery.

2605
01:32:25,679 --> 01:32:30,400
Larry's like, you're being ridiculous.

2606
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:32,320
Like, this like does not have to be how

2607
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:35,040
it is. Like Larry's like, "We can all be

2608
01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:38,480
together. Like there's nothing stopping

2609
01:32:35,040 --> 01:32:39,199
us. Like we are all flesh and blood at

2610
01:32:38,480 --> 01:32:40,960
this point." Right.

2611
01:32:39,199 --> 01:32:43,280
Right. Consenting adults and all that.

2612
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:45,120
Um Bob is spiraling and he's like,

2613
01:32:43,280 --> 01:32:46,480
"Well, like I can't choose between you

2614
01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:48,000
and Emily and I like don't want to hurt

2615
01:32:46,480 --> 01:32:50,080
anyone else." And like Larry was once

2616
01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:52,560
getting kind of like no one's no one's

2617
01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:53,520
asking you like you aren't getting this

2618
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,400
situation.

2619
01:32:53,520 --> 01:32:54,880
Right. Right. Right.

2620
01:32:54,400 --> 01:32:56,239
Um

2621
01:32:54,880 --> 01:32:57,679
nobody said choose my guy.

2622
01:32:56,239 --> 01:33:00,400
Yeah. And so Larry's like, "No, like we

2623
01:32:57,679 --> 01:33:02,159
all feel it. Like you're you're not

2624
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:04,320
getting this." And Larry kisses him

2625
01:33:02,159 --> 01:33:06,480
again.

2626
01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:09,199
Bob escalates it very quickly. While

2627
01:33:06,480 --> 01:33:11,520
Larry starts to kiss, Bob takes Larry's

2628
01:33:09,199 --> 01:33:14,639
dick out pretty immediately and starts

2629
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:16,800
like jacking him off. Larry then takes

2630
01:33:14,639 --> 01:33:19,199
Bob's dick out. So they're just like

2631
01:33:16,800 --> 01:33:20,719
making out, standing there jacking each

2632
01:33:19,199 --> 01:33:24,239
other off.

2633
01:33:20,719 --> 01:33:28,080
Larry once again has some dirty talk. Uh

2634
01:33:24,239 --> 01:33:31,120
they both orgasm and then once again

2635
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:32,239
Bob shuts down. Yeah.

2636
01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:33,930
Rolls away.

2637
01:33:32,239 --> 01:33:35,199
Yeah.

2638
01:33:33,930 --> 01:33:36,800
[Music]

2639
01:33:35,199 --> 01:33:37,920
It's very much a dream come true for the

2640
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:39,360
boys.

2641
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:42,000
They wanted this for a while.

2642
01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:44,960
Well, but Larry's also like like

2643
01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:46,960
declares his love like asks him to stay

2644
01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:50,080
and Bob is like I'm joining the

2645
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:50,560
monastery. You will move beyond this.

2646
01:33:50,080 --> 01:33:52,480
Yeah.

2647
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:53,840
And just like shuts it down. But it was

2648
01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:55,760
very sweet the way he said it. He's

2649
01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:58,000
like, "This was never about God. This

2650
01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:59,600
was about you. Like, I wanted to be with

2651
01:33:58,000 --> 01:34:00,560
you." And it was like, "Oh my god,

2652
01:33:59,600 --> 01:34:02,000
dinner."

2653
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:04,639
And but yeah, and then Bob was like,

2654
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:05,120
"No." And throws his fit and goes away.

2655
01:34:04,639 --> 01:34:05,440
Yeah.

2656
01:34:05,120 --> 01:34:07,199
Yeah.

2657
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:10,440
I hope they gave him a stupid bowl cut

2658
01:34:07,199 --> 01:34:10,440
at the monastery.

2659
01:34:11,280 --> 01:34:13,360
Frier Bob.

2660
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:15,679
Yes.

2661
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:17,440
I'm just imagining a tomato with a

2662
01:34:15,679 --> 01:34:19,600
really long like stem.

2663
01:34:17,440 --> 01:34:22,159
Oh my god. Do you are you familiar with

2664
01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:25,920
the band Electric Callboy? They're a

2665
01:34:22,159 --> 01:34:29,199
really ridiculous German metal core, but

2666
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:31,199
they do like techno metal fusion [ __ ]

2667
01:34:29,199 --> 01:34:33,679
There's one video called We Got the

2668
01:34:31,199 --> 01:34:37,280
Moves where they're all wearing black

2669
01:34:33,679 --> 01:34:39,760
wigs that just are a literal bowl cut.

2670
01:34:37,280 --> 01:34:43,120
every single member of the band and then

2671
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:45,520
as people show up to like rage at this

2672
01:34:43,120 --> 01:34:48,880
party that they're having, everybody

2673
01:34:45,520 --> 01:34:50,400
suddenly is has the same wig on

2674
01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:53,360
and it's literally exactly what you're

2675
01:34:50,400 --> 01:34:55,440
describ. It's just black. It's so good.

2676
01:34:53,360 --> 01:34:57,600
Even the mini horse they had in it had

2677
01:34:55,440 --> 01:35:00,080
the hair. It's very highly recommend. We

2678
01:34:57,600 --> 01:35:01,440
got the moves electric boy. It's very

2679
01:35:00,080 --> 01:35:04,000
good.

2680
01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:05,600
I remember seeing a thing for some party

2681
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:07,920
or event a long time ago where it was

2682
01:35:05,600 --> 01:35:09,520
the same height party and on the walls

2683
01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:12,719
they had like different it almost looked

2684
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:15,360
like the moon shoes from but they had

2685
01:35:12,719 --> 01:35:17,040
them in like whatever height was needed.

2686
01:35:15,360 --> 01:35:18,800
So like it seemed as whoever was the

2687
01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:21,040
tallest person there everyone was

2688
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:23,360
calibrated to like the same height. I

2689
01:35:21,040 --> 01:35:25,600
was like what a fascinating concept.

2690
01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:27,199
I would break my ankle and die. I mean,

2691
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:29,840
the shoe a cool 53. Like

2692
01:35:27,199 --> 01:35:33,199
the shoes were like pretty large like

2693
01:35:29,840 --> 01:35:35,280
like moon shoe base platforms on each

2694
01:35:33,199 --> 01:35:37,679
foot. Like they're not handing out like

2695
01:35:35,280 --> 01:35:38,080
9 in stilettos. I mean like you got

2696
01:35:37,679 --> 01:35:39,920
this.

2697
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:41,440
I'm imagining the actual moon shoes

2698
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:43,520
where it's like the blades on the bottom

2699
01:35:41,440 --> 01:35:43,920
where you bounce. I was like I'd die

2700
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:44,639
like

2701
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:46,159
Yeah.

2702
01:35:44,639 --> 01:35:47,199
Especially if there's alcohol at this

2703
01:35:46,159 --> 01:35:50,480
party.

2704
01:35:47,199 --> 01:35:51,760
You come here. I had a friend and we I

2705
01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:53,360
might just be talking about different

2706
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:55,520
moon shoes cuz I know the blade ones

2707
01:35:53,360 --> 01:35:56,960
that you're talking about. My friends

2708
01:35:55,520 --> 01:35:58,159
almost looked like more like a mini

2709
01:35:56,960 --> 01:35:59,679
trampoline.

2710
01:35:58,159 --> 01:36:01,600
No, there were several forms.

2711
01:35:59,679 --> 01:36:03,199
Okay. I was like because as soon as you

2712
01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:07,120
said I was like, "Oh my god, those were

2713
01:36:03,199 --> 01:36:09,360
also I forgot how many

2714
01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:12,239
but there were so many weird bouncy shoe

2715
01:36:09,360 --> 01:36:12,800
options. So many more than was

2716
01:36:12,239 --> 01:36:14,719
necessary."

2717
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:15,600
It's a miracle any of us have intact

2718
01:36:14,719 --> 01:36:20,159
ankles.

2719
01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:20,159
Well, mine does click a lot. If

2720
01:36:20,639 --> 01:36:25,000
You're like, "It shouldn't make that

2721
01:36:22,000 --> 01:36:25,000
sound."

2722
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:29,840
So,

2723
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:31,760
back to Emily. She's wandering through

2724
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:34,159
the woods, lowkey really just avoiding

2725
01:36:31,760 --> 01:36:35,600
Gail at this point. She's like, "Don't

2726
01:36:34,159 --> 01:36:38,560
want to don't want to see her. That's

2727
01:36:35,600 --> 01:36:42,000
going to be an awkward conversation."

2728
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:44,080
And suddenly in the woods, the old witch

2729
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:46,719
woman with the boil in the cloak

2730
01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:48,960
appears. Uh,

2731
01:36:46,719 --> 01:36:50,080
and she and Emily's like a little taken

2732
01:36:48,960 --> 01:36:51,760
back at first and the woman's like, "No,

2733
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:53,360
like I can help you with your priest or

2734
01:36:51,760 --> 01:36:54,800
maybe I should say like your your

2735
01:36:53,360 --> 01:36:55,840
produce pals."

2736
01:36:54,800 --> 01:36:56,480
She's like, "Wait, what?

2737
01:36:55,840 --> 01:36:58,080
Produce pals."

2738
01:36:56,480 --> 01:37:00,560
Emily's like, "Wait, what?" Yeah. You

2739
01:36:58,080 --> 01:37:02,560
know about the produce. Uhhuh.

2740
01:37:00,560 --> 01:37:05,440
Yeah. And she's like, "Oh, yeah." And

2741
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:07,040
then repeated the

2742
01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:09,760
the incantation. Yes.

2743
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:11,920
Then the witch goes on to explain that

2744
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:14,320
they're all destined for each other.

2745
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:16,800
that like this was like the universe

2746
01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:18,560
bringing them together. And at one point

2747
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:22,080
Emily's like, "Well, why didn't I turn

2748
01:37:18,560 --> 01:37:23,520
into a fruit and the witch is like, "You

2749
01:37:22,080 --> 01:37:25,199
didn't need it." Like,

2750
01:37:23,520 --> 01:37:25,760
can we talk about my favorite quote from

2751
01:37:25,199 --> 01:37:26,639
the book?

2752
01:37:25,760 --> 01:37:28,719
Absolutely.

2753
01:37:26,639 --> 01:37:31,440
She looks at her and says, "Your destiny

2754
01:37:28,719 --> 01:37:32,800
isn't over, child."

2755
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:35,840
And then immediately I started singing,

2756
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:37,840
"Say my name."

2757
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:39,440
I was like, "You shoehorned in a

2758
01:37:37,840 --> 01:37:42,480
Destiny's child joke in there. Well

2759
01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:42,480
done, Je." Okay.

2760
01:37:44,239 --> 01:37:50,639
I was like, "Who says that?" Anyway,

2761
01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:53,600
that's an over child.

2762
01:37:50,639 --> 01:37:56,639
Cowboy Carter was just in Atlanta

2763
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:59,360
at the time of this recording.

2764
01:37:56,639 --> 01:38:03,360
Well, you're not wrong. That is true.

2765
01:37:59,360 --> 01:38:05,119
Um, the witch also explains that they

2766
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:06,800
turn into

2767
01:38:05,119 --> 01:38:10,000
Bob and Larry would turn into veggies

2768
01:38:06,800 --> 01:38:12,400
whenever the three were together. And uh

2769
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:14,400
one would be able to admit their desires

2770
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:17,280
while the others would deny it. So like

2771
01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:18,560
that was the catalyst to what would turn

2772
01:38:17,280 --> 01:38:20,560
them

2773
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:22,960
to vegetables

2774
01:38:20,560 --> 01:38:23,360
or fruit rather cuz they had seeds.

2775
01:38:22,960 --> 01:38:26,800
Yeah.

2776
01:38:23,360 --> 01:38:28,800
Clearly. All right.

2777
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,520
Sorry. There's no breeding kink in this

2778
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,040
one. There is

2779
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:34,400
no breeding kink in this one.

2780
01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:35,920
I I've said that with hope more than

2781
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:37,280
confidence.

2782
01:38:35,920 --> 01:38:39,520
There's no breeding kink in this one.

2783
01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:40,159
There's no breeding kink in this one,

2784
01:38:39,520 --> 01:38:42,080
right?

2785
01:38:40,159 --> 01:38:42,719
Please don't. Please don't confirm.

2786
01:38:42,080 --> 01:38:44,639
No breeding.

2787
01:38:42,719 --> 01:38:47,840
No, there's there's no produce

2788
01:38:44,639 --> 01:38:51,040
production kink in this one.

2789
01:38:47,840 --> 01:38:53,679
So that night, Robert is almost done

2790
01:38:51,040 --> 01:38:55,280
with all of his tasks

2791
01:38:53,679 --> 01:38:56,880
cuz, you know, he's leaving for the

2792
01:38:55,280 --> 01:38:58,800
monastery the next day.

2793
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:01,760
Got to fold up the robes. Make sure

2794
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:04,000
they're ironed. Steamed perhaps,

2795
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:07,199
right? Write a letter to the next

2796
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:10,560
priest. Make sure your rope belt thing

2797
01:39:07,199 --> 01:39:12,080
is properly coiled.

2798
01:39:10,560 --> 01:39:12,719
I don't know how you store that in

2799
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:16,239
luggage.

2800
01:39:12,719 --> 01:39:18,000
No, I'm not luggage. You don't need to

2801
01:39:16,239 --> 01:39:19,360
take it with you. You're leaving it for

2802
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:21,119
the next one. You're not taking that

2803
01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:22,880
with you.

2804
01:39:21,119 --> 01:39:23,840
Yeah, the monks will have the uniform

2805
01:39:22,880 --> 01:39:24,719
there.

2806
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:25,119
The monks know.

2807
01:39:24,719 --> 01:39:27,280
Yeah,

2808
01:39:25,119 --> 01:39:29,679
they've got scissors. I'm like, you

2809
01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:31,360
supply your own rope. Obviously,

2810
01:39:29,679 --> 01:39:35,040
your own rope.

2811
01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:39,000
They have the bowl for the cut. B Y O R

2812
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:39,000
is on their application.

2813
01:39:42,400 --> 01:39:48,560
So, Robert decides that he's going to go

2814
01:39:45,360 --> 01:39:50,480
and like finally say goodbye to Emily

2815
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:52,080
and clear the air cuz he still hasn't

2816
01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:52,480
talked to her since all of this went

2817
01:39:52,080 --> 01:39:53,920
down

2818
01:39:52,480 --> 01:39:54,320
cuz he's a little bit of a punk ass

2819
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:56,639
[ __ ]

2820
01:39:54,320 --> 01:40:00,159
You get it? When he gets outside her

2821
01:39:56,639 --> 01:40:04,960
door, Larry's already standing there.

2822
01:40:00,159 --> 01:40:06,239
Um, and when Emily opens the door, upon

2823
01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:08,560
hearing them and seeing them both

2824
01:40:06,239 --> 01:40:10,320
standing there, they both just turn into

2825
01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:12,800
vegetables

2826
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:16,080
out of nowhere. She opens the door and

2827
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:18,159
they just turn into vegetables.

2828
01:40:16,080 --> 01:40:20,560
And she looks at them is like, "You you

2829
01:40:18,159 --> 01:40:23,840
two are ridiculous." She like brings

2830
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:26,800
them into her room. That's actually kind

2831
01:40:23,840 --> 01:40:28,400
of relatable a little bit. Like, you are

2832
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:30,480
just ridicul. Come back.

2833
01:40:28,400 --> 01:40:32,560
Yes. But now that she like has some

2834
01:40:30,480 --> 01:40:35,360
additional context, she like tells them

2835
01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:38,880
that she loves them, confesses her

2836
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:42,880
feelings, and then Robert realizing he

2837
01:40:38,880 --> 01:40:44,480
feels the same um feels his body

2838
01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:47,199
vibrate, and then suddenly they're in

2839
01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:49,520
their human forms again. So the him like

2840
01:40:47,199 --> 01:40:50,880
recognizing his feelings and them all

2841
01:40:49,520 --> 01:40:53,760
being able to actually own their

2842
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:55,679
feelings breaks the

2843
01:40:53,760 --> 01:40:57,840
spell, curse,

2844
01:40:55,679 --> 01:40:58,159
random quote that she told them.

2845
01:40:57,840 --> 01:40:59,520
Sure.

2846
01:40:58,159 --> 01:41:03,520
Yeah. whatever it was.

2847
01:40:59,520 --> 01:41:04,800
Yeah. Right. It's giving um Beauty and

2848
01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:06,400
the Beast

2849
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:08,560
very much a little bit. You know, the

2850
01:41:06,400 --> 01:41:10,400
weird the creepy lady in the cloak comes

2851
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:12,239
and like gives you a curse and you have

2852
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:13,920
to acknowledge your true love or

2853
01:41:12,239 --> 01:41:15,360
whatever.

2854
01:41:13,920 --> 01:41:17,360
Where you'll be turned into a beast

2855
01:41:15,360 --> 01:41:18,880
who's objectively a lot hotter than you

2856
01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:20,719
were as a prince. And that's something

2857
01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:22,800
you do have to reconcile

2858
01:41:20,719 --> 01:41:24,239
more. Yeah.

2859
01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:24,800
Tell me you grew up in the '90s without

2860
01:41:24,239 --> 01:41:27,440
telling me

2861
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:29,679
that man shrank three feet. You're

2862
01:41:27,440 --> 01:41:30,880
telling me she's still attracted to him?

2863
01:41:29,679 --> 01:41:33,679
Like,

2864
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:37,199
we can just be friends.

2865
01:41:33,679 --> 01:41:40,320
I'm so grateful that I could help you in

2866
01:41:37,199 --> 01:41:42,239
your time of need and I'm so grateful to

2867
01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:42,880
continue to be your friend as you make

2868
01:41:42,239 --> 01:41:45,520
this transition.

2869
01:41:42,880 --> 01:41:47,840
I'm glad that Mrs. Pots can now take

2870
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:50,000
care of all of her children again, but

2871
01:41:47,840 --> 01:41:51,360
I'm a go.

2872
01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:53,920
Got to get back to my books.

2873
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:56,159
Love you. Bye. So, this declaration of

2874
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:58,560
love, them all now being human, um, is

2875
01:41:56,159 --> 01:42:00,480
really their time for their solidifying

2876
01:41:58,560 --> 01:42:02,800
[ __ ] in the book. It finally happens. We

2877
01:42:00,480 --> 01:42:04,880
have our solidifying [ __ ]

2878
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:07,600
where everybody's human,

2879
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:10,400
everyone is human. Bob wants Larry to

2880
01:42:07,600 --> 01:42:12,080
[ __ ] him while Bob is [ __ ] Emily. So,

2881
01:42:10,400 --> 01:42:13,920
like, we're already starting to work

2882
01:42:12,080 --> 01:42:16,400
through some

2883
01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:18,080
different dreams and visions that we've

2884
01:42:16,400 --> 01:42:19,600
had of this that we have been

2885
01:42:18,080 --> 01:42:21,520
repressing. And now that we're no longer

2886
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:23,520
repressing, we're going to experience

2887
01:42:21,520 --> 01:42:25,360
and enjoy all of them.

2888
01:42:23,520 --> 01:42:28,000
Find your friend combos. Yikes.

2889
01:42:25,360 --> 01:42:30,159
Yep. That was bad.

2890
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,880
Just imagining a shuderie board.

2891
01:42:30,159 --> 01:42:33,880
Oh god.

2892
01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:33,880
Jesus.

2893
01:42:35,360 --> 01:42:38,239
So the next morning,

2894
01:42:36,639 --> 01:42:40,000
anyway, we're moving on.

2895
01:42:38,239 --> 01:42:41,440
You know, Jesus was never depicted in

2896
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:44,320
the Veggie Tales.

2897
01:42:41,440 --> 01:42:45,760
Yeah. Oh, yeah. And I saw the interview

2898
01:42:44,320 --> 01:42:47,679
with the guy

2899
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:50,560
because the creator's mom was like, "You

2900
01:42:47,679 --> 01:42:51,360
can't have Jesus be a vegetable." She

2901
01:42:50,560 --> 01:42:54,000
was like, "You

2902
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:55,520
like it's sacrilegious to portray that."

2903
01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:56,159
So that's why everything was the Old

2904
01:42:55,520 --> 01:42:58,960
Testament.

2905
01:42:56,159 --> 01:43:00,400
Abraham and David just fine. Pick a pick

2906
01:42:58,960 --> 01:43:01,920
a vegetable.

2907
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:04,639
Jesus

2908
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:08,080
line in the sand.

2909
01:43:04,639 --> 01:43:08,639
I do get that logic though some,

2910
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:09,679
right?

2911
01:43:08,639 --> 01:43:11,920
Yeah.

2912
01:43:09,679 --> 01:43:13,920
So the next morning

2913
01:43:11,920 --> 01:43:17,440
We're all in agreement. I like Yeah,

2914
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:20,239
totally makes sense. Yeah. Mhm.

2915
01:43:17,440 --> 01:43:22,400
The next morning, um, Emily goes out

2916
01:43:20,239 --> 01:43:24,960
into the kitchen. Gail is in the

2917
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:25,280
kitchen. Gail is surprisingly cool in

2918
01:43:24,960 --> 01:43:26,719
chill.

2919
01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:28,000
Gail's a [ __ ] hang.

2920
01:43:26,719 --> 01:43:30,639
Yes.

2921
01:43:28,000 --> 01:43:32,639
Was like I was I wanted to not like Gail

2922
01:43:30,639 --> 01:43:34,000
and Gail's like, "No, you're fine."

2923
01:43:32,639 --> 01:43:35,360
Like, just

2924
01:43:34,000 --> 01:43:36,800
she's like, "Honestly, good for you.

2925
01:43:35,360 --> 01:43:37,760
Explore what you want to explore." Like,

2926
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:40,320
okay, Gail.

2927
01:43:37,760 --> 01:43:41,679
Yeah. Gail's like, "I've been I've been

2928
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:43,440
here for a while. It's clear that

2929
01:43:41,679 --> 01:43:44,560
they've loved each other this whole

2930
01:43:43,440 --> 01:43:45,280
time. Like

2931
01:43:44,560 --> 01:43:46,800
Gail's awesome.

2932
01:43:45,280 --> 01:43:49,600
Yeah. Gail's like, "It really looks like

2933
01:43:46,800 --> 01:43:53,280
y'all were having a great time." Like,

2934
01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:55,679
okay. So, love that. That's where we end

2935
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:57,199
our our saga of Gail because I really,

2936
01:43:55,679 --> 01:43:59,679
you know, I thought the same. I thought

2937
01:43:57,199 --> 01:44:01,840
like I was bracing myself for a negative

2938
01:43:59,679 --> 01:44:03,040
conversation. And I appreciated the

2939
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:05,760
like,

2940
01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:07,679
hey, there's no judgment. Believe it or

2941
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:09,199
not, I'm not called to judge you. I'm

2942
01:44:07,679 --> 01:44:09,840
just called to show up and like love

2943
01:44:09,199 --> 01:44:12,719
you,

2944
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:14,719
right? Oh wow, what a con.

2945
01:44:12,719 --> 01:44:17,199
Mind my own business.

2946
01:44:14,719 --> 01:44:19,440
Gail does also mention to them that

2947
01:44:17,199 --> 01:44:23,199
right down the street from the parish is

2948
01:44:19,440 --> 01:44:24,800
a produce farm for sale

2949
01:44:23,199 --> 01:44:25,679
and they do all need something to do

2950
01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:27,920
now. Correct.

2951
01:44:25,679 --> 01:44:29,840
So like that's where the book ends is

2952
01:44:27,920 --> 01:44:32,560
the three of them have bought the

2953
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:34,320
produce farm. The Bob and Larry decided

2954
01:44:32,560 --> 01:44:37,760
that they wanted it to be a cucumber and

2955
01:44:34,320 --> 01:44:41,040
tomato farm exclusively. And Bob gets to

2956
01:44:37,760 --> 01:44:41,440
work on his woodworking hobby.

2957
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:43,600
Yeah.

2958
01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:45,119
And they all just get to live their life

2959
01:44:43,600 --> 01:44:45,679
together and be together.

2960
01:44:45,119 --> 01:44:50,239
Yeah.

2961
01:44:45,679 --> 01:44:53,280
All right. And that is the end of of

2962
01:44:50,239 --> 01:44:55,840
Pounded by Produce. There is there's a

2963
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:58,400
lot of pounding. It's like less than 200

2964
01:44:55,840 --> 01:44:59,679
pages and I'd say a solid hundred of

2965
01:44:58,400 --> 01:45:00,480
them at least

2966
01:44:59,679 --> 01:45:02,320
without question.

2967
01:45:00,480 --> 01:45:04,560
Yeah.

2968
01:45:02,320 --> 01:45:07,840
So much detail. Like I know when people

2969
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:09,119
are like, "Oh, like smut versus spice."

2970
01:45:07,840 --> 01:45:11,280
This one definitely This is

2971
01:45:09,119 --> 01:45:15,600
smut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2972
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:17,040
Yeah. This was a probably a 2hour read

2973
01:45:15,600 --> 01:45:18,800
and I had to break it up a little bit

2974
01:45:17,040 --> 01:45:20,560
because there were lols of how many

2975
01:45:18,800 --> 01:45:22,480
times it's like, "Oh, you're just going

2976
01:45:20,560 --> 01:45:22,800
into way too much detail here."

2977
01:45:22,480 --> 01:45:25,440
Right.

2978
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:26,080
Which I respect. Like, paint me a

2979
01:45:25,440 --> 01:45:28,239
picture.

2980
01:45:26,080 --> 01:45:30,080
Right. Right. Right. Right.

2981
01:45:28,239 --> 01:45:31,600
But give me time to cool off before you

2982
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:33,840
paint the next picture.

2983
01:45:31,600 --> 01:45:35,360
Yeah. And sometimes there wasn't time to

2984
01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:35,679
cool off. We just jump into the next

2985
01:45:35,360 --> 01:45:36,560
picture.

2986
01:45:35,679 --> 01:45:39,040
Dive right in.

2987
01:45:36,560 --> 01:45:43,199
Sometimes we need a little bit more of a

2988
01:45:39,040 --> 01:45:48,199
refractory period. Like chill out.

2989
01:45:43,199 --> 01:45:48,199
Do cucumbers need Never mind.

2990
01:45:49,199 --> 01:45:52,880
No one has the answer to that question.

2991
01:45:51,360 --> 01:45:55,600
I didn't finish.

2992
01:45:52,880 --> 01:45:59,119
They do need a cooling off period.

2993
01:45:55,600 --> 01:46:00,639
Maybe not a refractory one though.

2994
01:45:59,119 --> 01:46:03,520
Um

2995
01:46:00,639 --> 01:46:04,080
Helena Hunting's Toronto Terror hockey

2996
01:46:03,520 --> 01:46:04,960
series.

2997
01:46:04,080 --> 01:46:06,239
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2998
01:46:04,960 --> 01:46:08,239
Did you read the first one in the series

2999
01:46:06,239 --> 01:46:09,040
with with the cucumber?

3000
01:46:08,239 --> 01:46:12,000
No.

3001
01:46:09,040 --> 01:46:14,960
Yeah. There he bites the cucumber. He

3002
01:46:12,000 --> 01:46:17,360
puts it. It's a it adds some riging for

3003
01:46:14,960 --> 01:46:19,199
her pleasure. Um but like then like

3004
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:21,040
books later, she's getting they're

3005
01:46:19,199 --> 01:46:22,400
getting married and another character is

3006
01:46:21,040 --> 01:46:25,280
like planning the wedding and it's like

3007
01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:26,239
that character story and um

3008
01:46:25,280 --> 01:46:27,600
cucumber salad.

3009
01:46:26,239 --> 01:46:30,320
Yeah. Like at the wedding, they're like,

3010
01:46:27,600 --> 01:46:31,360
"Oh, we have like a cucumber salad." And

3011
01:46:30,320 --> 01:46:32,400
everyone in the wedding party is

3012
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:35,400
giggling and everyone else is like,

3013
01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:35,400
"Why?"

3014
01:46:35,440 --> 01:46:40,480
And not that Bob and Larry and Emily are

3015
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:43,040
all getting married because I do think a

3016
01:46:40,480 --> 01:46:45,440
uh

3017
01:46:43,040 --> 01:46:48,320
polyamorous wedding might still be

3018
01:46:45,440 --> 01:46:50,480
beyond where we are society right now.

3019
01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:52,000
Sure. Well, and in the universe created

3020
01:46:50,480 --> 01:46:52,480
by GM Fairy.

3021
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:54,639
True.

3022
01:46:52,480 --> 01:46:57,679
I viewed that as our current universe. I

3023
01:46:54,639 --> 01:46:58,719
have no questions about them.

3024
01:46:57,679 --> 01:47:00,080
Yeah,

3025
01:46:58,719 --> 01:47:00,719
they're just happy on their produce

3026
01:47:00,080 --> 01:47:01,040
farm.

3027
01:47:00,719 --> 01:47:02,480
Yeah,

3028
01:47:01,040 --> 01:47:02,880
they don't need a ceremony.

3029
01:47:02,480 --> 01:47:03,360
No,

3030
01:47:02,880 --> 01:47:04,719
they're fine.

3031
01:47:03,360 --> 01:47:05,280
When it's a ceremony, when you've got

3032
01:47:04,719 --> 01:47:07,360
produce,

3033
01:47:05,280 --> 01:47:09,040
right?

3034
01:47:07,360 --> 01:47:11,360
Wow.

3035
01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:11,760
Danny DeVito would absolutely officiate

3036
01:47:11,360 --> 01:47:12,159
though.

3037
01:47:11,760 --> 01:47:14,639
Oh,

3038
01:47:12,159 --> 01:47:18,639
can you imagine?

3039
01:47:14,639 --> 01:47:19,760
Like another great option to officiate

3040
01:47:18,639 --> 01:47:21,199
Bill Murray.

3041
01:47:19,760 --> 01:47:22,560
Yes.

3042
01:47:21,199 --> 01:47:24,960
Oh, do you know the story about him in

3043
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:27,040
the ketchup? No.

3044
01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:27,280
Oh, it might be a tall tale. I don't

3045
01:47:27,040 --> 01:47:28,080
know.

3046
01:47:27,280 --> 01:47:30,239
Okay. But

3047
01:47:28,080 --> 01:47:31,520
I mean, the Bill Mur Murray lore at this

3048
01:47:30,239 --> 01:47:32,880
point. You could tell me anything to

3049
01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:35,280
make that sounds like Bill.

3050
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:37,119
So much great lore. But apparently there

3051
01:47:35,280 --> 01:47:39,040
was somebody eating at a restaurant in

3052
01:47:37,119 --> 01:47:40,719
New York City.

3053
01:47:39,040 --> 01:47:42,320
Bill Murray walks up to this guy's

3054
01:47:40,719 --> 01:47:44,159
table, takes a French fry, dips it in

3055
01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:46,719
ketchup, eats it, and goes, "No one will

3056
01:47:44,159 --> 01:47:47,760
ever believe you." And walks away.

3057
01:47:46,719 --> 01:47:49,360
That's true.

3058
01:47:47,760 --> 01:47:51,679
It's got to be true, right? Like I want

3059
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:53,360
it to be true. Well, I saw I saw photos

3060
01:47:51,679 --> 01:47:55,600
from the time that Bill Murray was at a

3061
01:47:53,360 --> 01:47:57,840
bar. Is that where you're about to

3062
01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:59,360
What What was he serving instead? Like

3063
01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:01,040
no matter what they ordered, he just

3064
01:47:59,360 --> 01:48:02,639
poured them like a shot of vodka. He

3065
01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:04,239
just like walked behind the bar and

3066
01:48:02,639 --> 01:48:07,119
started bartending. Okay.

3067
01:48:04,239 --> 01:48:10,080
So, he was known not recently, but in

3068
01:48:07,119 --> 01:48:12,880
like the early as in the 2010s for

3069
01:48:10,080 --> 01:48:14,639
showing up at College of Charleston

3070
01:48:12,880 --> 01:48:17,440
house parties because he lived in

3071
01:48:14,639 --> 01:48:19,840
Charleston, South Carolina. So, you

3072
01:48:17,440 --> 01:48:22,800
never knew on like a random Thursday

3073
01:48:19,840 --> 01:48:24,480
night at a frat party, Bill Murray might

3074
01:48:22,800 --> 01:48:25,840
show up.

3075
01:48:24,480 --> 01:48:29,280
[ __ ] rules.

3076
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:31,360
Like, he might just be there.

3077
01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:33,679
Well, cuz I like he like literally went

3078
01:48:31,360 --> 01:48:35,840
behind a bar like

3079
01:48:33,679 --> 01:48:37,280
and no matter what No, this was like

3080
01:48:35,840 --> 01:48:39,600
this one wasn't a house cuz this one was

3081
01:48:37,280 --> 01:48:41,440
like an actual actual real bar and no

3082
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:41,920
matter what anyone ordered, he poured

3083
01:48:41,440 --> 01:48:44,159
them.

3084
01:48:41,920 --> 01:48:46,320
I think it was a bar in Mount Pleasant

3085
01:48:44,159 --> 01:48:47,520
if I'm remembering correctly. you I mean

3086
01:48:46,320 --> 01:48:49,040
at this point you could tell me the bar

3087
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:52,480
was anywhere. I'm not really fixated on

3088
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:55,440
the location so much as he seemed to be.

3089
01:48:52,480 --> 01:48:58,080
So every summer I spent in Charleston on

3090
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:58,719
the aisle of Palms or Mount Pleasant

3091
01:48:58,080 --> 01:48:59,440
growing up

3092
01:48:58,719 --> 01:49:01,520
growing

3093
01:48:59,440 --> 01:49:03,119
every single summer cuz my grandparents

3094
01:49:01,520 --> 01:49:05,760
lived in North Charleston.

3095
01:49:03,119 --> 01:49:06,719
Yeah. And my grandparents currently live

3096
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:11,280
in North Charleston.

3097
01:49:06,719 --> 01:49:13,520
It's fantastic. Um, and so I grew up on

3098
01:49:11,280 --> 01:49:15,520
stories about Bill Murray doing weird

3099
01:49:13,520 --> 01:49:16,560
[ __ ] in the summer

3100
01:49:15,520 --> 01:49:18,000
around.

3101
01:49:16,560 --> 01:49:18,960
Unfortunately, I don't even think it's

3102
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:20,960
just summer.

3103
01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:22,800
No, I know. But

3104
01:49:20,960 --> 01:49:24,880
and I think like cuz like the lore right

3105
01:49:22,800 --> 01:49:26,800
when he's But I'm like the stories that

3106
01:49:24,880 --> 01:49:27,360
come up I'm like Bill's just living his

3107
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:29,199
life.

3108
01:49:27,360 --> 01:49:30,080
Yeah. He just doesn't give a [ __ ]

3109
01:49:29,199 --> 01:49:31,760
Well, like

3110
01:49:30,080 --> 01:49:34,400
in a good way. Last I heard, he still

3111
01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:37,040
had a flip phone and like you if you

3112
01:49:34,400 --> 01:49:39,679
wanted him in your movie, you had to get

3113
01:49:37,040 --> 01:49:41,840
the number to his flip phone, leave him

3114
01:49:39,679 --> 01:49:43,600
a voicemail, and if he was interested,

3115
01:49:41,840 --> 01:49:45,840
he would call you back. It was like

3116
01:49:43,600 --> 01:49:46,480
something like that.

3117
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:49,440
The lore.

3118
01:49:46,480 --> 01:49:52,239
What a way to achieve that level of

3119
01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:55,119
success though, right? to be like, "If

3120
01:49:52,239 --> 01:49:58,239
you can figure out my number

3121
01:49:55,119 --> 01:49:59,520
and leave me a voicemail,

3122
01:49:58,239 --> 01:50:02,400
perhaps

3123
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:03,199
you can seven to 10 business months, I

3124
01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:05,199
will call you back."

3125
01:50:03,199 --> 01:50:07,600
Yeah, I do wonder how long it takes him.

3126
01:50:05,199 --> 01:50:09,760
I was like, "So, when does he call you

3127
01:50:07,600 --> 01:50:10,560
back? Is that like when he feels like

3128
01:50:09,760 --> 01:50:13,360
it?"

3129
01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:14,800
Are these projects time sensitive? I do

3130
01:50:13,360 --> 01:50:16,080
have questions.

3131
01:50:14,800 --> 01:50:16,719
Okay. All that said though,

3132
01:50:16,080 --> 01:50:20,560
yes.

3133
01:50:16,719 --> 01:50:22,080
What is our rating system for today? M

3134
01:50:20,560 --> 01:50:23,360
produce as a whole.

3135
01:50:22,080 --> 01:50:24,800
I don't feel like we can separate the

3136
01:50:23,360 --> 01:50:27,440
cucumbers from the

3137
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:30,480
water buffaloos. Oh, water buffaloos.

3138
01:50:27,440 --> 01:50:32,560
Rubber ducky sweaters.

3139
01:50:30,480 --> 01:50:33,679
That might Okay. Rubber ducky sweaters.

3140
01:50:32,560 --> 01:50:35,199
Rubber ducky sweaters. Feels good.

3141
01:50:33,679 --> 01:50:36,159
How many sweaters are we out of, Weston?

3142
01:50:35,199 --> 01:50:36,880
Out of 10.

3143
01:50:36,159 --> 01:50:37,679
Okay. All right.

3144
01:50:36,880 --> 01:50:39,679
10 feels great.

3145
01:50:37,679 --> 01:50:43,040
10 rubber ducky sweaters.

3146
01:50:39,679 --> 01:50:45,360
I'm going to give it a solid seven.

3147
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:48,080
Seven rubber ducky sweaters. Like I was

3148
01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:49,760
I found like even the even the old witch

3149
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,679
I was like, you know what? You kind of

3150
01:50:49,760 --> 01:50:53,440
served a great purpose. You got them to

3151
01:50:51,679 --> 01:50:53,840
where they needed to be as people.

3152
01:50:53,440 --> 01:50:56,000
Sure.

3153
01:50:53,840 --> 01:50:56,480
You had to turn them into vegetables.

3154
01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:56,960
Growth.

3155
01:50:56,480 --> 01:51:01,400
Yeah.

3156
01:50:56,960 --> 01:51:01,400
But you got there. Big fan.

3157
01:51:01,840 --> 01:51:08,320
I agree. I feel like if someone told me

3158
01:51:06,159 --> 01:51:10,000
that we were going to do an episode on

3159
01:51:08,320 --> 01:51:12,239
Veggie Tail smut, I would have assumed

3160
01:51:10,000 --> 01:51:14,080
it would likely have a low rating. But I

3161
01:51:12,239 --> 01:51:15,679
feel like

3162
01:51:14,080 --> 01:51:17,679
GM Fairy really is out there just

3163
01:51:15,679 --> 01:51:20,639
healing religious trauma. It's some like

3164
01:51:17,679 --> 01:51:23,199
it's ridiculous. It's fun, but I agree.

3165
01:51:20,639 --> 01:51:26,880
Like I'd say like probably about seven

3166
01:51:23,199 --> 01:51:28,880
ducky sweaters. It's just I mean here

3167
01:51:26,880 --> 01:51:29,440
it's not going to win awards.

3168
01:51:28,880 --> 01:51:33,600
Correct.

3169
01:51:29,440 --> 01:51:35,679
And it might heal you. Um

3170
01:51:33,600 --> 01:51:38,239
it was it lazy. It meets you where you

3171
01:51:35,679 --> 01:51:40,560
are. It throws a little call back in.

3172
01:51:38,239 --> 01:51:42,880
Well, and it's interesting because I was

3173
01:51:40,560 --> 01:51:45,760
thinking if the only love interest was

3174
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:48,000
Bob, I'd hate it. But like Larry sort of

3175
01:51:45,760 --> 01:51:50,080
balances him out in a way that's like

3176
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:52,880
makes him a little more endearing in a

3177
01:51:50,080 --> 01:51:55,679
way where you guys were describing it.

3178
01:51:52,880 --> 01:51:58,000
So like it did sound kind of fun.

3179
01:51:55,679 --> 01:52:01,040
Yeah. If it was only Bob just like

3180
01:51:58,000 --> 01:52:03,440
leaving after every tense scene, it

3181
01:52:01,040 --> 01:52:06,440
would not have been a a great review. I

3182
01:52:03,440 --> 01:52:06,440
think

3183
01:52:06,639 --> 01:52:13,520
reading Bob trying to reconcile this

3184
01:52:11,440 --> 01:52:15,840
was like an interesting take while also

3185
01:52:13,520 --> 01:52:16,800
being like we're reconciling a

3186
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:18,080
ridiculous thing.

3187
01:52:16,800 --> 01:52:18,960
Like all right, bud.

3188
01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:22,639
Yes.

3189
01:52:18,960 --> 01:52:26,400
Um but overarchingly very fun. GM Fairy

3190
01:52:22,639 --> 01:52:27,119
set out with a very clear intention and

3191
01:52:26,400 --> 01:52:28,080
nailed it.

3192
01:52:27,119 --> 01:52:31,040
She absolutely nailed it.

3193
01:52:28,080 --> 01:52:32,880
Yeah. would I would recommend for those

3194
01:52:31,040 --> 01:52:34,639
that are like, you know what, I do have

3195
01:52:32,880 --> 01:52:36,320
a little bit of religious trauma.

3196
01:52:34,639 --> 01:52:38,480
Yeah, for sure. I've been calling her

3197
01:52:36,320 --> 01:52:39,360
godmother fairy in my mind

3198
01:52:38,480 --> 01:52:40,960
this whole time.

3199
01:52:39,360 --> 01:52:43,440
Not General Motors fairy.

3200
01:52:40,960 --> 01:52:46,080
General Motors fairy, which was my

3201
01:52:43,440 --> 01:52:47,840
initial reaction. No, godmother fairy.

3202
01:52:46,080 --> 01:52:51,119
Godmother fairy.

3203
01:52:47,840 --> 01:52:53,199
Um, well, and as we found out earlier,

3204
01:52:51,119 --> 01:52:55,679
Godmother Fairy also has some Shrek

3205
01:52:53,199 --> 01:52:56,239
smut, so that might be visited in the

3206
01:52:55,679 --> 01:53:00,080
future.

3207
01:52:56,239 --> 01:53:01,520
In my swamp. Jesus.

3208
01:53:00,080 --> 01:53:02,880
Yes, that is the title of the book. I'm

3209
01:53:01,520 --> 01:53:03,360
not being disgusting.

3210
01:53:02,880 --> 01:53:06,880
I mean,

3211
01:53:03,360 --> 01:53:09,440
I'm being a little disgusting.

3212
01:53:06,880 --> 01:53:10,000
Two things can be true at the same time.

3213
01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:11,920
Yeah,

3214
01:53:10,000 --> 01:53:13,440
it's called a dialectic. Look it up.

3215
01:53:11,920 --> 01:53:14,800
It depends on how much eye contact you

3216
01:53:13,440 --> 01:53:17,199
make at any given moment when you say

3217
01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:19,040
it.

3218
01:53:17,199 --> 01:53:20,960
And here's the thing. We had no eye

3219
01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:22,880
contact when you said get in my swamp.

3220
01:53:20,960 --> 01:53:25,119
So, it didn't make me feel that weird.

3221
01:53:22,880 --> 01:53:27,040
Um, if we if you say it again and we

3222
01:53:25,119 --> 01:53:28,960
make eye contact, it will. So, I'm not

3223
01:53:27,040 --> 01:53:29,360
I'm just going to look at Hannah and not

3224
01:53:28,960 --> 01:53:30,639
you.

3225
01:53:29,360 --> 01:53:32,080
I'm not going to look at anything.

3226
01:53:30,639 --> 01:53:32,960
And I'm also just not going to say it

3227
01:53:32,080 --> 01:53:34,960
when I look at you either.

3228
01:53:32,960 --> 01:53:37,679
I was going to say I almost did it and

3229
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:39,760
then was like I did. We both each other

3230
01:53:37,679 --> 01:53:41,119
and I could tell we both of us went get

3231
01:53:39,760 --> 01:53:43,679
in my swamp.

3232
01:53:41,119 --> 01:53:46,719
I was like actually I don't want to

3233
01:53:43,679 --> 01:53:49,280
because it's somehow worse as a woman to

3234
01:53:46,719 --> 01:53:52,480
say that. It feels worse to me.

3235
01:53:49,280 --> 01:53:54,639
I don't want to do that.

3236
01:53:52,480 --> 01:53:58,719
Swamp ass.

3237
01:53:54,639 --> 01:54:00,719
It's not good for any gender.

3238
01:53:58,719 --> 01:54:03,679
Cuz I said it and then I was like, "Wait

3239
01:54:00,719 --> 01:54:06,639
a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute."

3240
01:54:03,679 --> 01:54:07,119
So anyway, on that note,

3241
01:54:06,639 --> 01:54:09,040
listen,

3242
01:54:07,119 --> 01:54:12,040
thank you Godmother Fairy for Counted My

3243
01:54:09,040 --> 01:54:12,040
Produce.

3244
01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:20,560
Okay, all that said, seven out of 10

3245
01:54:16,639 --> 01:54:22,480
rubber ducky handk knit sweaters.

3246
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:24,880
Let us know how many rubber ducky

3247
01:54:22,480 --> 01:54:26,960
sweaters or water buffalo. Choose your

3248
01:54:24,880 --> 01:54:29,760
own rating adventure you would choose

3249
01:54:26,960 --> 01:54:31,360
for this. Um, let us know what you'd

3250
01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:33,199
like us to review next.

3251
01:54:31,360 --> 01:54:33,520
Yep. Like, subscribe, share with your

3252
01:54:33,199 --> 01:54:35,040
friends.

3253
01:54:33,520 --> 01:54:36,880
Yes.

3254
01:54:35,040 --> 01:54:40,880
And once again, we are a little bit

3255
01:54:36,880 --> 01:54:43,119
sorry if if this is a if you have no

3256
01:54:40,880 --> 01:54:44,960
idea about anything Veggie Tales and

3257
01:54:43,119 --> 01:54:46,560
this episode is leaving you with more

3258
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:48,800
questions than answers. Feel free to DM

3259
01:54:46,560 --> 01:54:51,679
us if that's the situation as well. We

3260
01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:54,639
can send you links for, you know, Sport

3261
01:54:51,679 --> 01:54:56,639
Utility Vehicle, for Barbara the

3262
01:54:54,639 --> 01:55:00,080
Manatee,

3263
01:54:56,639 --> 01:55:00,560
a myriad of others.

3264
01:55:00,080 --> 01:55:02,560
I will.

3265
01:55:00,560 --> 01:55:04,639
And you'll still have questions, but

3266
01:55:02,560 --> 01:55:07,040
you'll be in good company while you have

3267
01:55:04,639 --> 01:55:08,000
them. And on that note, see you next

3268
01:55:07,040 --> 01:55:11,040
time, smuts [ __ ]

3269
01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:12,880
Bye, smart puppies.

3270
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:16,159
Well, that's it for this week, Smart

3271
01:55:12,880 --> 01:55:19,280
[ __ ] We hope it was good for you cuz

3272
01:55:16,159 --> 01:55:21,360
it sure was great for us. If you're

3273
01:55:19,280 --> 01:55:23,360
digging what we're doing, it would mean

3274
01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:25,119
a lot if you'd take a minute to rate and

3275
01:55:23,360 --> 01:55:28,080
review the show wherever you're

3276
01:55:25,119 --> 01:55:31,360
listening right now. Maybe tell that

3277
01:55:28,080 --> 01:55:34,800
sexy someone to lend us an ear. We love

3278
01:55:31,360 --> 01:55:38,880
you. We appreciate you. And we'll see

3279
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:46,509
you next week. Stay smutty.

3280
01:55:38,880 --> 01:55:46,509
[Music]