Although we've come to the end of the road, I have no problem letting go. The Zachelor is finally over and the ending was not surprising. But what about those
Jess rumors?? Look, I'm just trying to think of something to write, I fucked my back up at the gym. I mean, I'm not any more stoned than usual, I just want to lay down, ok?
This episode of Bachelor Massacre covers all sorts of territory, from the cruelty of this season to trusting your gut to
brow lamination. And best of all, for the first time ever, you get all 3 hosts at once. Do it. Do it!!!
If you've been riding with us this season, we really appreciate it. Now that this run is over, we would love some feedback! Please write us a review and don't just Zach it up and tell us what we want to hear. Unless you can "really see a future" with us and want to give us a rose.
Bon voyage,
Waves, Mandy, Scotty, and Sparse Mansion Media