You ever eat 3 dry Taco Bell cantina bowls on the side of the road with your hazard lights on? U ever lock eyes with ur gf's fully naked 73 year old dad on all fours? Me neither ๐ We try to figure out why German chocolate cake looks like baby throw up and how using Grand Theft Auto cheat codes are the only way to satisfy your girl. Oh hey we know you pee in public locker room showers just admit it. P.S. if the top of ur gf's head doesn't smell exactly like a fresh pot of Velveeta macaroni she's not ur gf ๐ง
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What is Espresso?
Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice