Victor Wilt, morning. Hope that, uh, Wednesday's treating you good so far. I, and I know it's pretty early, but, uh, yeah, I hope it's a good day for you. My day is, uh, decent. Decent so far. All right, let's see here. Was looking through a thread of weird rules. And what's the weirdest rule your parents had that you didn't realize was insane until you grew up? Some kind of funny responses in here. Like, the, this one person said they weren't allowed to wear socks in the house after 6:00 PM. Like, socks off 'cause your feet need to breathe in the evening. All right, uh, I don't think this person's parents were, you know, scientists or [laughs] anything like that, but, uh, yeah, they, they had friends over. Parents would yell at them
if they didn't take their socks off as well. It's 7:30 PM. All right.
Must have smelled great in that house, just feet. Okay, uh, another person said, uh, no going number two in the house, period. They would have to take a group exodus to the, uh, closest store if they needed to, uh, yeah, drop a, drop a deuce. [laughs] And they said it was, uh, like a big, fancy house too. Yeah. The parents were serious about this. Zero tolerance for, uh, number two in the house. Can you imagine? What a nightmare. You have to, you'd have to go to the store every time. Ugh, it's terrible. Like, I know people who have campers, and they won't, you know, allow people to, uh, use, use the bathroom, number two in a, in a camper. It's like, what's the point of having a camper? It's so you don't have to go outside in the middle of the night freezing
if that, uh, you know, type of urge is to arise. Like, just use it. That's what it's for, all right? Like,
I used to get in fights with, uh, my ex 'cause I, I wanted to use the shower in the camper while we were, uh, camping. She's like, "Uh, people don't shower when they camp." I'm like, "There's a shower in the camper. That's what it's for. I'm going to clean myself up, all right?" Like feeling refreshed. All right, let's see. Don't sleep with the fan on or you will die. We've talked about that one before. That's just crazy. Yeah, just roast. Just roast all night. Sit there and be miserable. [laughs]
Oh, man. Let's see, this person wasn't allowed to read The Berenstain Bears because the dad bear was portrayed as a doofus, and it wasn't acceptable to have parental figures portrayed negatively. Well, some parents are doofuses. All right? I've met them. All right? [laughs] Just 'cause someone's an adult doesn't mean they're, you know, not a doofus. Let's see, no, no wearing red. No wearing red at all. Let's see, weren't allowed to watch anything that involved witchcraft or magic, so no, no Harry Potter, I guess. Let's see, Lion King. Oh, Lion King, there's a scene where Rafiki summons Mufasa's spirit. Lion King, no. [laughs] Oh, Little Mermaid, no go, 'cause Ariel, you know, gives up her soul to Ursula. Snow White, oh, there's a witch in it. There's a witch in that. Couldn't, couldn't watch that. Let's see, can't play with LEGOs. What?
Some parents, man, just terrible. Let your kids play with some LEGOs. [laughs] All right, well, anyway,
think I've had enough of that thread. I'll find something better to talk about, I swear. Just getting warmed up.
Oh, geez, Roger Waters of Pink Floyd in the news just being a turd.
You know, I don't understand this guy sometimes. Like, I'm a huge Pink Floyd fan. They're one of my favorite bands of all time. But this guy, he just gets in the news and says things that he knows are gonna make people mad, I think just to get in the news. Uh, he wa- he was just trashing Ozzy, you know? How, how do you trash Ozzy? Everybody loves Ozzy, right? I mean, maybe you're not a fan of his music, but
come on, he's Ozzy.
Throw on the Osbournes and tell me he ain't a likable fella. But, uh, anyway, I, I wish I could read the quote from Jack Osborne, Ozzy's son, in response to, uh, Roger Waters trashing Black Sabbath and Ozzy and [laughs] but there's a lot of bad language in it. Um, you would think he could have, you know, little bit of, uh, respect for
somebody who had such an impact on music and, uh, people. I bet more people know who Ozzy is than, uh, Roger Waters, even though Pink Floyd's one of the, uh, biggest bands of all time. Anyway.
I don't even know what I wanted to say about it. I just, uh, happened to stumble across this and was like, "Wow, what a turd. What a turd Roger Waters is." And it's disappointing when you're, um, you know, into a, into somebody's music, but they can just, you know, again, be such a, such an unlikable turd.Morning, people. Happy Wednesday. What up? And welcome to the Victor Well Program. It's weird that sounds can be completely irritating, huh? Saw the question posed online, "What's a sound you can't stand that literally drives you insane?"
I went with the obvious one, my alarm clock when it goes off at 5:00 in the morning. Oh, I hate that. [laughs] It's not good. Especially today, I'm just sore. Ugh. Back. Anyway, I'll try to not complain too much. I just wanna go back to bed. But, the alarm clock woke me up today, so here I am. What did other people say for sounds that, uh, drive them insane? Let's find out. Wonder if these sounds drive me nuts as well. The low battery smoke alarm beep, that is definitely annoying. Just every once in a while, "Do. Do." Ugh. Yeah, that's maddening, for sure. Uh, people chewing with their mouth open. That's, yeah, I guess if they're really, really loud about it. I think the, uh, low battery smoke alarm beep's worse. Oh, the buzzing sound of bees and flies. If there's a fly in the room, you ever tried to go to sleep and there's a fly buzzing around the room? Ugh.
Maybe I don't want to read this thread.
The thought of that is making me just, uh, creepy crawly. I hate that sound. Ugh. Multiple conversations at once. Eh. I'm kind of used to that, you know, Peaches barrels over the top of me all the time, so... No, actually that does drive me crazy. There's other radio shows I've listened to where you have like three or four people barreling over the top of each other, and that does make me, uh, just nuts. [laughs] Somebody said, "Pretty much everyone talking in a radio commercial." Hey. Hey. Come on now. I have to do that as part of my job. I'm not that annoying, am I? I mean, if you're listening to me right now, I must not be that bad. I know there are some people who don't like, uh, the sound of my voice, but, uh, sorry. Sorry. Let's see. The constant upward inflection with a high-pitched voice. Well, I can't think of anybody I hang around that talks that way, so, all right. Styrofoam. "Even typing it is giving me goosebumps," is what they say. All right, maybe if you, uh, like twist and stretch it, and, yeah, it could make a, a pretty irritating sound. ASMR. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of ASMR. If you're not familiar with what that is, it's like... I, I'm not gonna do it. I could do it right now. I could turn my mic up, get really close to it and start whispering. Yeah, I don't, I don't like that either. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh, tinnitus. Yeah. Now I'm gonna notice it. Now, I can usually get by and I don't pay attention to it, but now that I saw the word, I'm gonna be hearing that constant, "Do," that's in my ears all the time. It's awful. It's awful. Ugh. Flies. Now I'm just thinking about flies. Ugh. All right, I gotta find something to, uh, discuss on this show that does not make me uncomfortable. [laughs] Something about just being tired and, uh, sore and thinking about flies, that is not working out for me today.
What is up, people? I was just reading about the US Department of Agriculture. I know, exciting, huh? No, I was reading ways that they safeguard cattle from, uh, wolf attacks. And, uh, they're, they're doing this in Oregon and California. They got these drones that have speakers attached to them, and they play sounds like, uh, fireworks or
AC/DC's Thunderstruck [laughs] to keep the wolves away. They say the most effective deterrent is just, uh, the sound of a human voice yelling, but, I mean, come on, Brian Johnson. Brian Johnson got to be more effective than just the average person's, uh, yelling voice, right? [laughs] And it's working. It's working. They have, uh, greatly lowered cattle deaths in Oregon and California blasting AC/DC [laughs] to scare the wolves away. So, I, I don't know how many of you are dealing with wolf problems, but what you need is a good PA system
and you, you just crank Thunderstruck. [laughs] That's pretty funny. Pretty funny. There you go. It also keeps away, uh, people with a bad taste in music. So, yeah. Lots of different reasons you should blast AC/DC at high volume.
Chevelle. Gonna be pretty sweet seeing that band play live right here in East Idaho. Ah. Coming to the Mountain America Center. Gonna be awesome. All right. What's going on in the news here? I was reading about a guy who attacked somebody with an ax. Jeez. At a grocery store. [laughs] Uh, he was, uh, apparently caught shoplifting, and, you know, in the attempt to get away, slashed an employee with an ax. Now, did he have the ax or is that what he was trying to steal? Hmm. Is this that Hatchet Man? You remember the hatchet guy? There's a documentary about him. It's pretty, pretty crazy story, the Hatchet Man.
Ugh, can't remember what his name is, but I think it's on Netflix. It's worth a watch. Worth a watch. Anyway, uh, let's see. Andrew Spielman.Started putting items in his backpack. Employee approached him, they get in a fight, and he hits him with a hatchet. Um,
he was trying to steal strawberry ice cream, lemon bread, brisket, milk, and other grocery [laughs] items. Now, ice cream can be, uh, pretty delicious, but come on, bro. I know things have gotten to be, you know, pretty expensive. You still can't attack people with an ax. All right? You shouldn't steal either. That's a bad day on the job. You know, you're just trying to get through your workday,
then you gotta put up with somebody hitting you with an ax. Ugh. All right, see, I'm- I'm like tired and sore this morning. I was complaining a bit when I first got here. You know, I went to bed without the CPAP on. I did like everything possible to ensure that my day would not be fun. But I didn't get hit with an ax! All right? It could- it could be worse! All right?
The chances of me being hit with an ax in this studio, extremely low. You know, especially since Peaches is on vacation. Let's say if Peaches was coming in, slight increase in the possibility. You know, you never know, somebody might snap. Peaches might lose his mind, come at me with an ax. I- I think that would be pretty messed up. And you know what? All of his birthday decorations are still up in here. I'm kinda sick of 'em. All right? I'm gonna have to take them down. I don't wanna look at Happy Birthday Peaches anymore. He's not even here.
Bunch of balloons hanging up. Anybody got an ax? Ax and balloons wouldn't be too bad. All right. A- as far as I know, there- there's not an ax around. But Josh is an outdoorsman. He might have a hatchet in his truck, so you never know. Josh might snap, come at me with a hatchet. You just never know. So, uh, hopefully not. Hopefully not. I hope you don't get attacked by somebody with an ax today either. All right? Let's all try to have a good day. All right. Uh, Maddie is in here.
[laughs]
She- she claims that she was not listening to me, uh, complain about Peaches' birthday decorations.
I was just saying.
[laughs]
But she's over there, uh, taking them down now.
[laughs]
Thank you. I- just Peaches is gone, so I don't even wanna think about Peaches.
Yeah, no, it's ...
Yeah. [laughs] You didn't have to come in and take 'em down.
I told you I would, and then I forgot about it yesterday.
All right.
So, yeah.
All right. Well, I appreciate it.
I've got...
Good riddance to Peaches' stuff.
[laughs]
Amen.
All right. What do we got going on here for Freak News? You can take a break and join me for Freak News, Maddie.
Whichever mic you want.
Eenie, meenie, miney, I-
That one will work
... was closest while you do this.
Yeah.
[laughs]
You did do a nice job with the decorations. The, uh, peach-colored balloons.
Thank you. Did you see like the vision? 'Cause it was supposed to be like a bunch of peaches.
Yes.
Yeah.
I did.
It was a sad attempt, but ...
No, it turned out really good. You know?
Especially when you have to look at it for, what? Four, five days now?
Yeah, I mean, I- I don't really mind.
Um ...
You saw how long I left the birthday decorations up in my office.
Yeah, and those were really sick. I mean, you can only look at pink balloons for so long. It kinda messes with the ambiance of the rest of the K-Bear Studio, so.
Well, and you know, Peach's obsession with all things peach, it just, you know, can be kind of annoying sometimes.
I know, I get it. I get it. I just, um, I'm unoriginal, so ... [laughs]
No.
When we were thinking of birthday, um, decorations, we were like, "You know what? We'll just go with old reliable." And that would be the peach stuff, so.
Yeah, he annoyed me at the, uh, the fair food judging.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I don't know if you were paying attention, but, uh, you know, we were judging all of the sweets.
Yeah.
And before he even tried these items, the ones that were peach items, he just gave them perfect scores.
Bruh.
I was like, "Dude."
You can't do that!
No, that's not being a proper judge.
Yeah, you gotta at least taste it first.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think they did like a recount of it or something, 'cause I was looking on the fair Facebook page because I was showing my mother all of the dishes.
Yes.
Um, and they like did a recount on like the best sweet, and instead of the peach one, it was like the- the smoking campfire one.
Maybe they overheard me going, "Peaches!"
Probably.
"What are you doing? You can't just give the peach items a perfect score."
I'm sure someone probably said something, so-
Probably. [laughs]
... justice has been served!
Yeah, 'cause I- I- I think, uh, the items that, uh, won, you know, uh, in the end, 'cause I saw those, uh, updates as well.
Yeah.
I think those were the ones that deserved to win.
Yeah, I heard the- the campfire s'more one was really, really good.
Oh, it- it was so good and it deserved to win.
[sighs] I didn't get a bite of that one, unfortunately.
The other one was the, uh, you know, some kinda ... W- what's that chocolate that you see for sale for like $15 at the-
Was it the Dubai chocolate one?
Dubai chocolate cheesecake.
That one was good.
That was really good too. You know?
Yeah. I'm sorry you guys got stuck at the sweets table again.
Eh, it- it's not that bad. You know?
That's true. And we were at like in the point of the table where, you know, you guys were the sweets and we had like the fairest of them all, so-
Yes
... when we were done with our bites, we just kinda passed them down to you guys. And when you were done, you kinda passed it down to us, so we all just kinda gotta try a little bit of everything, so.
Yes, thank you for all of the, uh, crazy corn, uh, nachos.
[laughs] You- you are so welcome.
That-
Sharing is caring.
Those are so good.
I know.
So good.
And they came out first too, and those are just easy to pick and eat, and pick and eat-
Ugh
... until, you know, you're at home stretch and you don't feel very good.
Yeah, yeah, ugh. The next day was kinda rough.
I agree.
Kinda rough.
I agree.
And I thought I paced myself pretty good, but-
No, I pigged out hard. I, um, practiced the deadly sin of gluttony.
Hey.
Um, pigged out hard. So-
What you gotta do when you're judging fair food.
That's what I'm saying. And it looks so good.
Ugh. Yeah.
And now I don't need to eat fair food for the rest of the week.
Yeah, I'm, uh, done with fair food, I think.
I agree.
I think I've had enough.
Yeah, I saw someone passing around those nachos at Dylan Scott and, um ...Aah, no, I'm good. I- I've had my fair share, so... [laughs]
Yeah, how was that show? I did not go.
It was, it was pretty good. Um, Due West was the opener, so... And they've been in here in the studio before, I think.
They have?
Um, but they gave the Wolf a shout-out and not us-
Yeah
... which was very sad.
I think that's a bunch of bullcrap.
I agree, especially since we put so much effort into getting them, like, a nice video, and... I don't know. But Dylan Scott, um, we had a really good time. I went with the new gal Kennedy and her mom.
Oh, okay.
They were there.
Right on.
Justin dipped after, like, the first or second song, just 'cause it was getting late, and he's an old man and it's past his bedtime.
Yeah, I know how that goes.
A- yeah, right? [laughs]
Mm-hmm.
Um, but, no, it was a good show. Um, I'm not really big into country but we, you know... He had good stage presence, and I got some good pictures, and had a good time, so-
All right.
Yeah.
And screw Due West! [laughs]
Screw Due West!
That's right.
Amen, amen.
Not welcome in our studio anymore!
I agree. They hurt my feelings.
Are they a local band?
I have no idea. I guess?
'Cause I guess if I'm gonna say, "Screw Due West," uh-
No, we love Due West
... if they're a local band, I should- should probably be a little bit nicer. Let's see. Due West is a band from... Nashville. So yeah.
Nashville.
Get!
Get! Get outta here!
[laughs] That's right.
Get!
You, get!
Shoo!
Due West.
Amen.
Can't come back.
So rude. Hurt my feelings.
Yeah, 'cause I mean, the Wolf is garbage compared to the Hawk.
Yeah.
Come on.
I... For the five seconds that I managed to force my brain to listen to the Wolf, it was a sensory nightmare.
But you should listen at, uh-
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
[laughs] Exactly. Endless Wolf sounds.
Yeah.
You know? No offense, Don.
You know, to each their own, but, you know, not my cup of tea.
I agree.
Maybe it's Due West's, though.
It must be.
Shame.
It is a shame. It is a shame.
Mm-hmm.
I think Justin was a little, uh, irritated by that as well.
Yeah, I agree. I was there. I was like, "Okay, but, like, they've been, you know, like, on the Hawk couple times." You know, we played their songs. We had a whole feature, like, thing.
Well, I think they were in studio with Justin-
They were
... the same day.
Ooh!
[laughs] I think.
Oh-ho-ho! Sh- yikes!
The same day!
That is tough, actually.
Yeah.
Well, can't trust nobody these days.
No, no.
Nope.
Bunch of turds.
I agree.
All right, well, I'm gonna save all these freak news stories for later, I guess.
Okay. I'm glad I could interrupt. Thank you.
No problem. Uh, keep, uh... I- I'll help you take these decorations down.
Nah, don't worry about it. I'll have it down in a jiffy.
All right. Well, we shall return.
I just saw somebody post online, "7:00 AM to 3:00 PM shift sucks." No, that- that don't sound too bad to me. It's better than six to three, the shift I work. Oh, man, one extra hour? That would be incredible, incredible. And then there's people arguing about it, "No, it's a great shift." Yeah, it is [laughs]. It is. Uh, the Powerball jackpot's currently $1.3 billion. I need to buy a ticket. I never win, you know? It's just throwing money in the garbage. But can you imagine? Can you imagine? Now, you're only gonna take home a measly, like, 589 million after the government takes all the, uh, you know, taxes out, but holy cow, I would sleep in every day. Oh, yeah. What? You think I'm gonna be one of those people who wins the lottery and keeps going to work? What kind of maniacs are those people? Ah, no way. Sorry, you- you're gonna be putting up with Peaches in the morning if I win that Powerball jackpot. I am taking a nap. That's what I'm gonna do. [laughs] Okay, what else is going on here? Uh, another good way to make some money, if you can get them into the country, would be, uh, counterfeit LaBooBoo dolls. Now, I don't know why these are so popular, but they are. And apparently, uh, US Customs seized more than 11,000 counterfeit ones with an estimated retail value of half a million dollars. Now,
I mean, it's gonna take a while to sling 11,000 of those, right? And get your, your half million? But they're also counterfeit, you know? And that's, that's just wrong. That is just wrong. So, yeah. Way to get the job done! Get these counterfeit LaBooBoo dolls out of here.
Strange, the items that become very popular. Hmm. Anyway,
I'm gonna find more crap to talk about and dream of winning the lotto. I'll be back in a minute. Too slow on the draw. What up, people? It's Victor here, just hanging out by myself, listening to sports music,
'cause I'm ready for some sports action. I don't know why I said that. I don't know anything about sports. I mean, I know how most of them work. I guess I shouldn't say I don't know anything about sports. I guess, just for the most part, I don't care, which is why one of my least favorite peatch- uh, features on Peaches' show, a Peach feature,
is the Shot Clock Sports Update. It happens when I leave every day. And so, you know, if I wanna listen to K-BEAR, my option is to listen to Peaches babble about sports. So, if you like that kind of stuff, it does happen weekdays at about 3:05. Peaches giving you the hottest sports news of the day. What does he do? Does he go to, like, TMZ and just see, "All right, what's going on in sports at TMZ?"
Like, I could do
sports radio, for sure, or at least sports news. Maybe not commentary. Like, "Oh, look at that guy. He's running. Number one, he's running. Oh, they tackled him. Yeah." Let's see. Okay, let's try to avoid talking about dead people here.
[rock music] How Dylan Raiola ended up with nickname Baby Mahomes.
See, again, I, I don't care. I'm guessing somebody started calling him that. Probably did some, uh, similar moves out there on the field, sure. This is a long article. Uh, I guess if you're, you're getting paid to write 'em. Though I don't know if TMZ would pay very good. I'm guessing TMZ, the, the pay sucks. Yeah, sports news is, uh, is really boring. Here's an article about, uh, Anthony Rizzo. His Cubs World Series ring nearly lost in Lake Michigan. Whoa! A nearly lost ... Well, maybe you shouldn't wear it, dude, when you're getting in the water. You know? [laughs] I mean,
there's only one of 'em. Kinda irreplaceable. What else do we have here? Ryan Lochte is sober. Yeah. Um,
what, what did this guy do? He was an Olympic star. I don't know. There's your sports news. [laughs] Now, if you wanna check out Peaches Sports News, weekdays 3:05. I'll find something better to talk about the next break, okay? All right? You just hang on. That band is in studio. Well, or at least writing. You know, Maynard was in the news the other day saying, you know, what happened with Ozzy passing, the big final show got him thinking,
time to make more Tool. And I'm certainly down for that as I would assume you would guess. Hanging out today by myself. Everybody's at lunch. Peaches is not here.
So if you have a question for me, you can ask me almost anything. 208-535-1015, that number to call for you. Wanna ask me something random? In the meantime, what are people asking each other online? "Aliens have given you 60 seconds to show them two items to prove humanity is worth saving." [laughs] What do you show 'em? Um
... How about one item? Can you even think of one?
Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to think of one.
What do we got that proves that humanity's worth saving? [laughs] I'm not saying that we're not worth saving. I would like to keep, uh, people around. But certainly don't show 'em the news or, like, social media. Um. Hmm. Cheeseburger? Cheeseburger. Somebody created a cheeseburger.
That, that could change the universe, right? Right? Unless the aliens really love cows. You ever seen South Park? Yeah. Let's see. OxiClean and the original Crossfire commercial. [laughs] Oh boy. Let's see here. Nobody has any answers in this thread. They're all just talking about food. Yeah.
[laughs] Reddit, show 'em that. Yeah, no. No. Oh, Dolly Parton. Everybody loves her, right?
I mean, th- she's part of humanity. Somebody said a puppy, but that's not humanity. That's a puppy, it's a dog. You know? Can't just wave around kittens and be like, "Look, we take care of em!" Not all of you do. Spay and neuter your pets everybody, you know? Pizza.
There, there's gotta be something aside from food and Dolly Parton. Are there any li- uh, like, uh, who are some really good people? Keanu Reeves? Is he pretty good for the most part? [laughs] Give 'em beer. [laughs] Yeah. I don't know. Heh. I hope that aliens don't show up and give us 60 seconds to show 'em two items [laughs] and then save humanity. Not looking good for, for old humanity here. Oh boy. Well, that was fun. [rock music] What is up, people? Victor Weld here with you on the Noon Hour of madness and mayhem.
Stumbled across the thread, "What made your ex the crazy ex?"
Now, I hope you've never had to deal with a crazy ex. I'm pretty lucky. The last couple exes, not crazy. Okay? Just didn't work out. But I've had a crazy ex before. I've told this story on air
of, you know, right when I moved out of my parents house, we broke up. She, you know, came over to my house on my birthday, my new place.
My roommate had a dog. So of course, you know, there's dookie in the yard.
And she stepped, you know, just trudged all through the dookie and then, like, broke into the house,
smeared it all over the place. Like, trudged it through my roommate's part of the house then down into the basement where I... It, it was everywhere. Ugh! And then she stole my pet rabbits. At the time, I had pet rabbits. Well, you know, one, uh, one quick phone call threatening to, uh, call the authorities on her for vandalism and theft, uh, my stuff showed back up. But I still had to clean up the dookie. Ugh! It's crazy! Crazy behavior. But based on what I'm reading online here,
could've been worse. Could've been worse.[laughs] This, this one here is the one that made me wanna get into the thread, 'cause this, this is just crazy. All right, this user said, "He would speak to me while I slept, calling me horrible names, saying absolutely the most awful things about me. I refused to believe a friend when they told me they overheard him doing it one night. Sounded so outlandish and insane." So, uh, [laughs] "Some days he wouldn't let me sleep, waking me up or keeping me awake before school or an event. Constant gaslighting, making me feel like I was going crazy."
[screaming].
"Guilt tripping me for hanging out with friends." Okay, like,
this post goes on and on and on. One point she says, "I went into one of his journals one day while he was in class at college and saw how he was basically mapping out ways to mess my head up, planning out arguments to start, and ways to reply to get me to believe him, like CIA mind control [laughs] techniques, CIA torture, all kinds of insane stuff." Um,
yikes!
Yikes. And she says she still gets messages from him. You know, he just, he just wants to talk. He's made over 50 accounts 'cause she's blocked him so many times. Uh, th- that might be time to call the authorities and, uh, you know, get a restraining order going on or something like that. That's the type of dude who, uh, yeah, might really snap. What a freak show. Let's see. Do we have any others here? "He got into manosphere stuff. Never have I seen someone sabotage themselves as hard as him. It was like cult brainwashing or something." So, I watched this documentary the other day on YouTube. What was it called? Hold on, I know where to find it, 'cause they were talking about it in the Joe Rogan subreddit. Now, if you're a long-time listener, you know that I, for years I really enjoyed The Joe Rogan Show. I, I think it used to be a fantastic show. Once he moved to Texas, all downhill. Can't tolerate it now. I'm sure the guy is still talking about COVID every episode, like anyone wants to hear that. You know, come on. Okay, what was the name of this documentary? [laughs] Where is it? 'Cause you should watch it. It, uh, it sounds kinda outlandish.
[rock music]
Did they, uh, they take it down out of this, uh, subreddit? It was so good. I'm gonna have to figure out the name and, uh, let you know. But anyway, it was a, uh, documentary, about an hour and a half long [laughs] about how, uh, Joe Rogan and his friends have turned into a cult. And, uh, it, it sounds a little over the top, but it was a really well put together documentary. It was so good. I couldn't believe... I watched the whole thing, and I don't usually, uh, watch YouTube videos that are that long. And, uh, it, it was great. It was great. So, um, yeah, I think at this point, you know, I ain't trying to judge anybody, but
I don't get how people are listening to that show anymore. It used to be fantastic, but, uh, ever since Joe Rogan moved to Texas, he just kinda lost his mind. You know, a lot of people lost their minds during the pandemic. They, like, cooked their brains. Something weird happened. And, uh, he, he's definitely one of them. Ah. Anyway, the, the channel on YouTube was called Elephant Graveyard. There's a couple of them, if you wanna check it out. If you're a fan of Joe Rogan, watch it. You know, like I said, I, I watched the whole thing and, uh, it was pretty wild. Let's see. Any other stories here about crazy exes
that are... Yeah, this is all just typical terrible relationship stuff. You know, being verbally abusive and throwing tantrums. Yeah. Don't put up with that kind of crap. Somebody's, uh, mentally abusive to you, dump them. You can dump them. That's right. Kick them to the curb,
especially if they're talking to you in your sleep and saying horrible things about you [laughs]. That's pretty crazy. All right, anyway, I'll, I'll probably be back in a minute.
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Sorry that the, uh, madness and mayhem was, uh, a little thin today. It happens. I swear tomorrow I'll try to bring in a co-host. Just been working on this boring, tedious computer work, jumping back and forth between my office and the studio. And, ugh, it's mentally exhausting. Gonna have to, uh, chug some coffee
or do something to make my day better. Let's see, "What's something small you do that makes your day 10 times better?" What are people saying? "I use a bird app that recognizes bird calls. Sounds dumb, but helps me feel more connected to the outside world." All right, I, I guess. "Holding my cat while we look out the window and watch birds together." Everything on here has to do with birds. Bird watching, huh? Does a lot to make you feel better? "I got all the blinds closed and no trees out front. Can't be watching no birds up in here." If the next one's about birds too... This one could be, "Go for a walk in the evening." Probably some birds out there. Ugh. "Fill my tank the day before. That makes you feel good." What?
[laughs]
Nothing more aggravating than filling up your gas tank in this day and age. I mean, it's nice when it's full, sure, but not when you see that price tag attached to it. Sucks! Oh, look at this person. Where's my "oh, good for you" button? Let me get that ready here. "Wake up with enough time to relax in bed before I have to get up." [laughs]
Oh, good for you!
Yeah, that's real funny. [rock music] Now, what time's your shift start, okay? Wake up with enough time to just relax in bed. "I drink coffee in the morning." That's what somebody said here. That's another survival tool! Doesn't make me feel good. Makes me feel like, oh, I gotta get something done. Eh. Okay, "Have gratitude for what is going well and right." That, that, that's a good idea. You know, focus on some of the good, you know? Block out the stupid, you know? 'Cause there's a lot of stupid out there. All right, I, I need to try to focus on the good. I'm working on it.
Somebody calling? Sure, I'll put people on air. I don't care. Except I don't have a way to turn this, uh, song off. There we go. All right. K-Bear, you're live on the show. Who's this?
The crazy one.
Crazy Jay! Okay, what does Crazy Jay do to feel better?
What do I do to feel better?
Yeah, Jay. What's something small you do that makes your day better?
I tell someone, "Hello." I love seeing people.
There, that's a good one! Tell somebody, "Hi." I, uh, try to tell people at work, "Hi," as often as possible, and I do like to, when I'm leaving, go tell people, "Goodbye," as well.
Oh, and by the way, I have the week off.
You, you have the week off, Jay?
Yes. Oh, good for you!
[laughs]
So, I can come in tomorrow if you so chose it.
Um, oh, to be a co-host for the noon Hour of Madness man?
Yes.
Okay. Why don't you hit me up during the morning show? We'll see what we can figure out.
Okay. All right.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right, Jay. You have a good one, man.
You guys too. Bye!
All right, peace. We'll see. We'll see. Maybe we get, uh, Crazy Jay up in here and get real stupid tomorrow. Should be a good time. All right, I'm gonna leave you now, and, uh, we'll kick off the hour with some Avenged Sevenfold. I hope you have a great rest of the day. [rock music] Thank you again for tuning into the Victor Wilt Show. This program's a production of Riverbend Media Group. To contact the show or for more information, hit us up at riverbendmediagroup.com.