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Speaker 1: Hey man, welcome back to another beardless, dickless me. I'm Kevin,

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Speaker 1: and I got you something fucking way to take over

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Speaker 1: the Holy Sha.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking the reins, I know.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy to see it.

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Speaker 2: This is a I just wanted you to start your

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Speaker 2: year off right. Oh what is it?

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Speaker 1: Cuthulhu calendar?

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Speaker 2: Cuthulu twenty twenty five calendar with a different Cuthulhu each month.

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Speaker 1: Which is so fucked up because the first thought, I

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Speaker 1: thank you number one, You're so welcome. Number two. The

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Speaker 1: first thought I had this morning when I woke up

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Speaker 1: was Riley dead?

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Speaker 2: That was your first thought today?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oddly enough, Oh my god, crazy Riley where dead?

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Speaker 1: Cthulhu live streaming? Oh my god, I love that. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna hang it right next to the bed, and your

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Speaker 1: mom could just deal with it. She's gonna watch a

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Speaker 1: picture of many different renditions of Cthulhu here.

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Speaker 2: One of them is pretty cute.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something terrifying. Can I tell you

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Speaker 1: about a fucking like horrifying dream I had the other night?

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Speaker 2: Oh? I thought you were going to say another fucking

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Speaker 2: ring horror movie.

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Speaker 1: I've moved on from the ring Camp, thank god, to

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Speaker 1: other horrifying. There's a guy named I d K. Serling

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Speaker 1: who does these you know, he I don't know what

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Speaker 1: they call him, reviews to bunks like or gives context

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Speaker 1: to like tiktoks. We talked about it last week, were hey, Apple,

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Speaker 1: oh yes, that guy. Then there's a you know, Morbid

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Speaker 1: Facts number four hundred and ninety, and each one is

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Speaker 1: as a dude like turned out he's got a real

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Speaker 1: curated mustache, young guy. And then you know he'll be like.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you know JFK was killed on the morning of

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah the same day that someone weird was born,

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Speaker 1: like weird coincidences and shit. And then there's morbid shit

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Speaker 1: about motherfuckers who were like dead and how they got

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Speaker 1: killed and stuff. But I think it is definitely inspired

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Speaker 1: by that. I had a fucking nightmare the other night.

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Speaker 1: I woke up in the morning where I was like,

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Speaker 1: one of those videos, I think it's the guy who's like,

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Speaker 1: you can't do this. Oh yeah, he goes the reason

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Speaker 1: that you wake up before you die in a dream

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Speaker 1: is because the brain has no context for death. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's true, you don't really die in your dreams, usually

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Speaker 1: wake up beforehand. One time, I do remember dying in

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Speaker 1: a dream and the dream went on.

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Speaker 4: But I wasn't dead.

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Speaker 1: There was like no penalty, So like, based on that alone, man,

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Speaker 1: I think that's why I woke up, because I was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna die, but I have no context for the brain.

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Speaker 1: Can't create that story while I'm sleeping right right, can't

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Speaker 1: weave that show because it's like death anybody. Everything dreams

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Speaker 1: weave is predicated on experience and stuff. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: of course, unless you're like, well, riding a fucking unicorn.

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Speaker 1: That unicorn is predicated on some fucking experience, not with

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Speaker 1: a real unicorn, but you know the idea of unicorns,

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Speaker 1: At point Nemo, no, are you serious?

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Speaker 2: And it was bro it was are you holding babies?

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Speaker 1: That's where it came from, a piece of ship. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. I was haunted. I woke up and I

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Speaker 1: fucking like point point nemo if you want, but literally

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Speaker 1: and I was facing the fact that I was gonna die,

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Speaker 1: and it was it was not comforting. It wasn't no,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's nice to be away from all those people,

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Speaker 1: we've spoken about it. The one thing that you'd be like,

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Speaker 1: the sudden fucking ocean depths. Cthulhu rises and it's just like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that would be a welcome relief at that you're like, please,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking I'm standing.

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Speaker 2: On a knitting needle in the middle of the ocean.

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Speaker 1: You know how much longer I had?

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Speaker 2: Like tops two minutes take me, buddy, plus an honorable

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you get to seek Athulu and you're like,

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Speaker 1: holy shit, it was real and maybe you never know,

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Speaker 1: like fucking in the world of infinite possibility. Put you

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Speaker 2: Maybe keep you around.

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Speaker 1: No Saturday nights on CBS and you solve crimes, get

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Speaker 1: people out of jams, and ship.

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Speaker 1: So eventually and I'm like the leg man of ship.

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Speaker 1: He don't show up until the end. So it's like

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Speaker 1: the third act because it's expensive, but we always have

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Speaker 1: to be near.

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Speaker 2: A body of water in order to take place in

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Speaker 2: the ocean at.

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Speaker 1: Least where I could get to it and ship. And

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, well you ain't gonna improve it,

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Speaker 2: The water with my good pal.

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Speaker 1: The title of the show yet but you will now. Oh,

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Speaker 1: the guy's like, well are you doing that? He stopped

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Speaker 1: making that noise rises up and then he's like, dude.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine if that was like you were the

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Speaker 4: That's what we were just imagining.

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Speaker 1: But I could.

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Speaker 2: Really it sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: I'm way ahead of that. I'm in the sitcom version

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Speaker 1: of the show. Not a sitcom so much. Sounds like

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Speaker 1: an hour long procedure along the lines of Columbo. Quincy.

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Speaker 1: Familiar with Quincy, I've heard of it. Quincy was also

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Speaker 1: an hour long procedural with Jack Klugman, who was one

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Speaker 1: half of the Odd Couple, and since there was very

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Speaker 4: TV star and that TV star.

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Speaker 1: Uh, once you're you know, once a TV star was

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Speaker 1: fucking The Odd Couple was as big as a gut.

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Speaker 1: Both him and Tony Randall played the other Felix on

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Speaker 1: The Odd Couple TV show. Got many bites at the

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Speaker 1: TV show Apple, I would like just a nibble. Look,

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Speaker 1: give me the core like a minute dumpster on a

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Speaker 1: Quentin Taranty. It was an.

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Speaker 4: So uh. He was in a TV show called Quincy

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Speaker 1: You were raised right, uh medical examiner. So he was

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Speaker 1: an hour long procedural where like you know, hey man,

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Speaker 1: like quirk, and he was like in his god, I

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Speaker 1: want to say, in his fifties, but like I bet

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Speaker 1: everyone even the children looked like eighty. So that that

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Speaker 1: motherfucker Quincy. He would solve crimes, get people out of jams.

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Speaker 1: He didn't have Cthulhu. He's had his quick wits.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, going back to Kulu, I have a question for

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Speaker 2: you or King Kong, who's your favorite?

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Speaker 1: I mean two are fictional characters and one and one yeah,

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Speaker 1: one is dead Cthulhu who lies dreaming. I I'm not Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm more Cthulhu isn't Godzilla. I grew up with Godzilla.

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Speaker 1: He does come from up? No, yeah, how's the song?

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Speaker 4: Go up from the depths thirty stories high?

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Speaker 1: Breathe and fire ahead in the sky. Gozilla, Gozilla, Gozilla

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Speaker 1: there was an animated Godzilla who was just big ass

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Speaker 2: The big one or the little one.

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Speaker 1: The big one, but the little one hung out with

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Speaker 1: the people, but the little one, you know, Godzilla breeze

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Speaker 4: They were never quite clear.

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Speaker 2: What's his name?

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Speaker 1: Godzuki? Now Godzilla is a creation of Toho, and it

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Speaker 1: came out of World War two. You know, the atom bomb.

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Speaker 1: atomic war the atomic bomb was Godzilla. Godzilla is a

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Speaker 1: metaphor for the atomic bomb.

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Speaker 2: Sow.

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Speaker 1: This motherfucker comes up out of the ocean, trounces major cities,

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Speaker 1: level them, destroys buildings, fucking sends people running, screaming and shit,

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Speaker 1: and then disappears back in the sea. Has atomic breath,

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Speaker 1: so it could be like and just fucking fry people.

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Speaker 1: So it's uh Believe me as a kid, I was

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Speaker 1: not like, well, this must be a metaphor for you know, imperialism.

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Speaker 1: This this is something that only came to me later

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's pretty wild.

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Speaker 1: That makes fucking sense. You gotta watch Godzilla minus one. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's so fucking fantastic.

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Speaker 2: I hear a wonderful thing.

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Speaker 1: It's like, legit wonderful. In any event, Uh, Kin Kong

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy seven slash seventy eight, they released the Deno

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Speaker 1: DeLaurentis remake, which introduces what's her name? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: why is your name escaping me? I lover her? We

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Speaker 1: got old fucking what's your name? God? Damn it?

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Speaker 2: You know the girl in King Kong?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Ray was the girl in the

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Speaker 1: black and white one, but you know her name is

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Speaker 1: oh the actor actress and she no in your no

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Speaker 1: not Oh, I'm sorry, there's I'm talking about. There have

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Speaker 1: been three King Kong's my bad, but one of them,

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Speaker 1: no amys, was Lois Lane. Oh, yes, of course, which

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Speaker 1: is very akin.

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Speaker 2: Of course, And you know, fucking that's all that matters

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Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, I hate that. I'm a vegan.

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Speaker 4: That's my fucking right back then, though, I'll never get them.

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Speaker 1: That's quality time. You know what I'm saying, Almost everybody

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Speaker 2: Been sitting on land with Mamally just having a good time.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I would have preferred that I was such a

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: Why because your father got big mouth?

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Speaker 2: Oh what you fucking do now that I want to

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Speaker 1: Judge your back up point band?

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Speaker 4: Oh lord.

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Speaker 1: Lord, I ain't trying to say we're even, but like

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Speaker 2: That honestly a real fear, A real fear that I

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it's probably like genetic and ship

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Speaker 2: I always was scared of a shark in the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine your DNA is building you and they're like,

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Speaker 2: I've always I've had a thing about bathrooms.

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Speaker 1: Why yeah, you fucking staying them forever? Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: You're on the fucking toilet for hours in my hoos

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Speaker 1: I'm not like a fucking burger king going like can

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I gotta fucking go, okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean sometimes the putting you in a car was like

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Speaker 2: I think I have that.

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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, you were a big probably not what

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Speaker 1: I was so scared.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was so scared.

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Speaker 4: Well fed you that ship because I didn't I don't know,

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Speaker 2: I also should I say this or no?

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Speaker 1: Do it?

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Speaker 2: Remember the accident at school in Pittsburgh. No, when I

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Speaker 1: So you were in I don't remember this at all.

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Speaker 2: You had to come get me from school.

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Speaker 4: So the idea was you were in class and.

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Speaker 2: I really had to go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't want to go in the bathroom because

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Speaker 1: So you were holding it for a long time, and

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Speaker 2: You were like, I thought if I let a little out,

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Speaker 1: The fuck kind of backwards ass plan is out. How

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Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe nine or something like that.

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Speaker 2: No, not nine, I was like seven.

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Speaker 2: The movie came out in two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 1: Shot it and it came out in two thousand and seven.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you shot it in two thousand and six. Maybe

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Speaker 2: I was still seven.

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Speaker 1: Look, keep pushing it. I'll prove you were a teenager

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Speaker 1: when it happened.

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Speaker 2: I don't remember that, Mom would remember? You don't remember?

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Speaker 1: I mean, would you want to remember something like that?

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Speaker 1: It seems fucking traumatizing enough for you to be.

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Speaker 4: Holding on to six.

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Speaker 2: I remember it Clara's day? YEA, so embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember any of the kids in class being like, yes,

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Speaker 1: anybody hear that?

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Speaker 2: Anyone to hear a stream?

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Speaker 1: Was it loud?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember that?

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Speaker 1: Yes? And then did somebody like raise their hand in

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Speaker 1: I'm even more scared was going to happen if I

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Speaker 2: I thought it would work. I thought it would get

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Speaker 4: Were you uh embarrassedly sad?

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00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was. I was mortified.

442
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: I was very sad, and I was very embarrassed. But

443
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 2: I was more than anything scared of the bathroom. And

444
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,240
Speaker 2: I was very scared of the bathroom in my own

445
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 2: hoose for my whole childhood.

446
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: Your own bathroom and your own hoos.

447
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,480
Speaker 2: Yes, because I was scared, bloody Mary was there.

448
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,200
Speaker 1: Oh in the mirror.

449
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, they got mirrors all over this fucking house.

450
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 1: I really do grew up in a house of vanity.

451
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 1: So bloody Mary was looking around. I mean some people

452
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: got like the mirror in the bathroom and ship. We

453
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: had like hallway mirrors that were just giant mirrors for

454
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,639
Speaker 1: no other reason than like, here's decor at the end

455
00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: of a hallway. Giganist asked, fucking mirror, where Bloody maryge

456
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: Probably She's like, oh, it is like a New York apartment. Perfect,

457
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: this is fantastic. I ain't going nowhere.

458
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 4: I haunt and ship.

459
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: Do you know that.

460
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: I also used to be like very concerned about the

461
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 2: cracks on the floor because the floor is tile and

462
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 2: there are like cracks in some places, and I used

463
00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: to make sure I did not step.

464
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 4: On it for fear of breaking your mother's back.

465
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 2: Your back, isn't it your Oh no, I guess it

466
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 2: is your mother's back.

467
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 4: Don't step on a crack and break your mad it's back.

468
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:40,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was. I was really trying to prevent breaking

469
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 2: your mother.

470
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 4: Might I see good?

471
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 1: Look it out?

472
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 2: I tried.

473
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: You could have just thrown a rug down.

474
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 2: Basically my point is I was living in fear. I

475
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 2: was truly living in fear. No cracks, no mirrors, no bathroom.

476
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: Until Sinny, until Sinny was the courage Sinna. I know,

477
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 1: perhaps it's premature, but well.

478
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 2: Perhaps, but the uh you can speak about it in

479
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 2: hopes that it happens.

480
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: There is a believe it or not kids. I always

481
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:22,640
Speaker 1: find this fucking fascinating. There there there are things called

482
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: bunny rescues, of course, where it's like who gets rid

483
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: of bunny?

484
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 2: So many people, I guess, but this one's not even.

485
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: Sa ain't even that. This is a situation of somebody

486
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: who has a bunny, but they can't keep the bunny

487
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: because somebody's allergic to the bunny.

488
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 2: Today I went to a fitting and I did you get.

489
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: Ready to tell the tale? You're like, bro, bro, this is.

490
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:52,879
Speaker 2: Please, thank you. And I have this necklace on that

491
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 2: Austin got me for Christmas, That says Sinna, very thoughtful.

492
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 4: I think we talked about it on one of the

493
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,360
Speaker 4: other episodes.

494
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 5: But yes, Harry fucking score Austin and true like path,

495
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 5: yes you know you're getting really fucked for these.

496
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, So anyways, I was at this fitting.

497
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 1: I hate you.

498
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: The costume designer saw my.

499
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 1: Necklace, can we sign bar for one second?

500
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,680
Speaker 2: The costume designers were right back.

501
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 4: To the costume design, but just to just when I

502
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 4: saw it. It took me back.

503
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: I I've been given quite a few pieces of jewelry

504
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: in my day, mostly to your mother.

505
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 4: But even prior to that, I've given jewelry to.

506
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: Some Oh.

507
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 2: Scam.

508
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you. None of the jay I

509
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: ever gave out before your mother ever came. Fucking Tiffany,

510
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: that was your mother. Beat that shit into me. But anyway,

511
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 1: back in the day, way back in the day, I

512
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: was going out with this girl and she was summer

513
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: of eighty nine and Batman was coming Tim Burton's Batman

514
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: and it was fucking huge. Remember how big Deadpool Wolverine

515
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: was this summer. Times that by five and you'll get

516
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: Batmania like it was fucking everywhere the whole fucking world.

517
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: It was amazing. So oddly enough, they weren't ready for it,

518
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: like you would think, like Batman, Oh my god, they

519
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: must have been printing money with all the merchandise. They

520
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: weren't ready. So action figures came later, and we're not good.

521
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: The first wave a lot of ship came later. Who

522
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 1: was on top of it was like d C because

523
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,360
Speaker 1: they were doing fucking.

524
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 2: Batman where this is going?

525
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 4: So I probably not so really, yeah.

526
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: There was no Batman jewelry whatsoever. And this girl that

527
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: I was going out with, I wanted to get her

528
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 1: a bat insignia because which now, you know, fucking throw

529
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: a rock in any mall if there's one left, and

530
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: you'll find somebody's alway ship. You don't have to go

531
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: that far. Go to Target, you can buy a fucking

532
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 1: Batman Nicholas. But back then nothing. So I was going

533
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: to school at the New School for Social Research at

534
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,239
Speaker 1: Eugene Lang up in the city, and I was had

535
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: a work study program, so I worked in the office

536
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: every day for like three hours for I forget the

537
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: lady's name, Dorothy, I forget no Dorothy. Dotty was her

538
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 1: assistant and I kind of intern for Dottie, so Dotty

539
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: knew New York Way better than me. One of the

540
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: only times I ever been in a subway in my

541
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: life was when Dotty took me onto the subway to

542
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: go to Chinatown to go to a jeweler and get

543
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: a Batman logo necklace made and I had to, you know,

544
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: just took a picture out and gave it to the

545
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 1: guy and tried to communicate. Is because his English was

546
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: way better than my fucking Chinese. But like he was

547
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 1: trying to, I was trying to communicate, like it could

548
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: kind of look like this. They did it while we waited.

549
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 3: Whoa.

550
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: It took out a sheet of fucking eighteen or fourteen

551
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: care gold whatever fucking you know gold? I think fourteen

552
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: care gold is the standard, right, took out this like

553
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: thin sheet of gold and like literally just cut a

554
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: bat that's fire fire in nineteen eighty nine and shit.

555
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 1: And so when you were like, Austin gave me this

556
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: and it said Senna, I was like, okay, I know

557
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 1: he ain't going into target being like, yo, do you

558
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: have Senna? And gold? Like Senna did not exist until

559
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: he had it made. So that I was like, how

560
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 1: how ironic the man she wants to marry just like

561
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: dear old dad, oh.

562
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: Fund, But how narcissistic? Oh egotistical?

563
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 1: That yes, I didn't think of that was too bad.

564
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean I literally look behind me, pictures me everywhere.

565
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: That seems way more egotistical than maybe.

566
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, I made a jewelry for my girlfriend too.

567
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 6: To say that Austin is like dear old dad because

568
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 6: he got me a necklace trying to ruin my good time.

569
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: Every boy marries his mother. Conversely, I would imagine maybe

570
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: every daughter married.

571
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 2: About and so I'm packing up for the day. I'm

572
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: packing up.

573
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: You're an audition, a fitting. You had a fitting for

574
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: a movie. Sidebar, we're both shut up.

575
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 4: Back to your state.

576
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: She had a good time doing. I got to act,

577
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 1: I got to say lines, good for you, got for you.

578
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, get that kind of work often me, me, me,

579
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 1: because I don't hire myself with that person.

580
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 2: This is this is the time when all I hear

581
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 2: is yeah, yeah, that's what I'm hearing right now, all

582
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: right back to you anyways, So can I say it

583
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 2: or are you gonna sidebar?

584
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,719
Speaker 1: It's just funny because you know what I hear.

585
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: That noise was like through something my dad.

586
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 1: For those who aren't watching, which is a good time

587
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: to remind the audience if you're just listening to beardless

588
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: dickless me, what the fuck you're missing out?

589
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 2: You could watch my your disdain for the man.

590
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: In front of me by going to that Kevinsmith dot com.

591
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 4: That Kevin Smith club dot com.

592
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 1: Club that's important anyway, There you are there, you are

593
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 1: trying ship on for your movie, Yes, for your motion

594
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: picture debut of twenty twenty five.

595
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 2: And the costume designer asked what my necklace said? I

596
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 2: said Sinna, And I said, my rabbit has passed away.

597
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: And what.

598
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: She asked, who sinner was? I said, my rabbit? She

599
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 2: just passed away.

600
00:34:55,160 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 1: And then say, no, you didn't tell her that your

601
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,359
Speaker 1: fucking boyfriend had that maid. That's like a big part

602
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: of the.

603
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: Show talking Aboutna no ship, but who gave it to you?

604
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: She didn't stop to be like, well, I know you

605
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: can't just buy cent off the rack, so what's the

606
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: story there.

607
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 6: She's a costume designer, so I'm pretty sure she knows

608
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,520
Speaker 6: where to get a custom necklace.

609
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: Then I would imagine she would have been like, oh,

610
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: did you have that maid because you love your bunny

611
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: so much, which would have opened the door for to

612
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: be like, I did not, but my boyfriend did.

613
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 4: And by the door, it's something my father also.

614
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 1: Courty story. Why can't can't it be me?

615
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: I'm kidding me, kiving me? Can't please?

616
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:54,560
Speaker 1: It sucks when stories don't have me go back to

617
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: your story. I'm fucking I'm on the edge of my seat.

618
00:35:59,400 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: What does he do?

619
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 4: This man you seek?

620
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: I was talking to a woman.

621
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: And oh my god, what what does he do?

622
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 4: This man you seek?

623
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 2: Tell me? Is it Harry Potter? He sounded like snape.

624
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: Not a bad I mean, nowhere near what it is.

625
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 2: But I could see where you might You sounded like snape.

626
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 2: That's why?

627
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 4: What does he do this man you seek?

628
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: No, that is incidental, not ringing any bells.

629
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 4: You are so ba.

630
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: At this game.

631
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,760
Speaker 2: Showing the sheep close?

632
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 4: What is a little sheep?

633
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:53,759
Speaker 1: Lamb?

634
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 2: Oh, silence of the lambs?

635
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 1: Like you know what? She got the reference from that?

636
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, ready, yeah, alright.

637
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 7: So the costume lady Yeslace, inquires about my necklace and

638
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,239
Speaker 7: I tell her it is my rabbit who just passed away.

639
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 2: She said, wow, I know of a rabbit who needs

640
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 2: a home right now. That's crazy.

641
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: Oh, this kid's This is the point of the story,

642
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 1: not so much that Austin credit that my.

643
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 6: Dad made a necklace for his fucking past girlfriend, which

644
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 6: I really want to hear about, and then how it

645
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 6: relates to Austin.

646
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: Listen, to the stories that you tell about your boyfriend

647
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: and stuff.

648
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:49,360
Speaker 2: I tell compelling stories about how I pissed my pants.

649
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 4: Absolutely, you're right, and.

650
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 2: I wasn't. AWF, I wasn't planning on adopting another rabbit

651
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 2: right now.

652
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever planning on adopting another rabbit right now.

653
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 2: Well, I wanted at the time that it's meant to,

654
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 2: and it appears that it's happening. This rabbit needs a home.

655
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: What is this rabbit's name? Billy, Billy, You got a

656
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,439
Speaker 1: picture on your phone?

657
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 3: Good?

658
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking those that Kevin Smith club members are dicklets

659
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: are bess. Check check out that noble customer. Two men

660
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: putting right up to the lens. Look at that champion.

661
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,760
Speaker 1: It's like, hello, I'm here to mend your broken hot darling.

662
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:51,240
Speaker 1: He looks like cinnamon buddy, an Eastern Atlantic bunny. He's like, holy,

663
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: I'm here to make a fit of that.

664
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 2: Do you remember what carry grant one time? I was

665
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,439
Speaker 2: trying to say, like an old timey accent. You didn't

666
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: know what I was talking about.

667
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,279
Speaker 1: That's what you're trying to do the midday.

668
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was talking about.

669
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 1: Really, I do. Yeah, So are you gonna Are you

670
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: gonna let a new bunny into your life?

671
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:17,320
Speaker 2: We'll see next on next week's episode. I'm gonna go

672
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: meet him tomorrow.

673
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: Relatively confident that we can call this episode Here comes

674
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 1: the Bun, Here comes the Bun. And that's I think that.

675
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: I asked you a serious question. Do you think cinnamons

676
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 2: okay with it?

677
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: I think Cinnamon drove Billy into your life. Yeah, I

678
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 1: think Cinnamon's like, she needs a bunny.

679
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 2: I don't want to be disrespectful to Cinnamon.

680
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: You're not, I think so.

681
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: But also, a bunny needs a home. Am I going

682
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: to say home? And if not, the bunny is going

683
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 2: to end up in a shelter? And I don't. I don't.

684
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: Judge here, I'm already I'm on board. You ain't got

685
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 1: to convince me.

686
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm trying to convince myself.

687
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: You don't convince yourself.

688
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 4: Just do it.

689
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: Nobody's objecting, even your mother, who at first was like,

690
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, is now like you know when you left,

691
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: you was like looking bunny.

692
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Billy's pretty handsome.

693
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: He was really handsome and Sinna if you believe you

694
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: know all the internet energy is neither created nor destroyed

695
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,399
Speaker 1: all the energy that ever existed from the Big Bang.

696
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: For it, it's the same amount of energy has always

697
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 1: been in the universe. So the energy of Sinny pushing

698
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: Billy towards you, that's what I would say. That energy

699
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: knows like, hey, this rabbit's in need, and I know

700
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: somebody who's perfect. Yeah, and now the fun begins, Pewie.

701
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: But there's a chance you may not get Billy.

702
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if Billy. It's like if

703
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,319
Speaker 2: I meet Billy and Billy's like.

704
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 1: He does all.

705
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: If you find.

706
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:19,160
Speaker 6: Any speaks, no, i'd be likennies behind holy ship.

707
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,720
Speaker 1: I got one of them. I'm rich. Oh Katholu, bunny,

708
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 1: give me my magic wish, fill my belly with wine,

709
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: in my head full of fish. Wait, that's one of us. Sure,

710
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: it's like a monkey's pall kind of story.

711
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I was hoping for.

712
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: You waste, you blow to the wishes, and then you

713
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: think you're clever and you use the third wish to

714
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: wish for five more wishes. But then that's when the

715
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: Cthulhu bunny is just the bunny hops away. It's that simple.

716
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 4: You'd imagine you'd be destroyed. But Bunny is like, I

717
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 4: ain't that kind of cthul.

718
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 2: But then I.

719
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: Just hop away ship. That's that. You know what's more

720
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: horrifying How I turned my back on you so quickly.

721
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah that hurts.

722
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, anything that could pop out of the ocean, you

723
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: lose Cthulu Bunny period, You who are fucked in this

724
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: life because ain't nobody holds the grounds like a Caulu

725
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:26,959
Speaker 1: Bunny baby? Oh no, oh no, I hope to god,

726
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: uh Billy comes home tomorrow, and I hope you're very

727
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: happy together.

728
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 2: Thank you.

729
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: I can see this being Uh, you're not gonna get

730
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: this reference. But there was a movie years ago called

731
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: Single White Female, in which, let's see, Bridget Fonda was

732
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: a girl who was going out with Stephen Webber and

733
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: she got a roommate, and the roommate is played by

734
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: the great Jennifer Jason Lee. And it's a kind of

735
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,799
Speaker 1: from Hell genre, like you know, the Nanny from Hell,

736
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:07,000
Speaker 1: the mother from Hell is the roommate from Hell. So

737
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: slowly she starts like she gets her hair cut like

738
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,280
Speaker 1: Bridget Fonda, like Jennifer Jason Leada. She starts like talking

739
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: like her starts like buying the same clothes. She starts

740
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,760
Speaker 1: twining her scary, and then she wants to replace her scary.

741
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: There's a very fucking like, very very risque scene for

742
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: the nineties because it was an early nineties movie where

743
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 1: h Stephen I believe it's Stephen Webber her the boyfriend. Yeah,

744
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Stephen Webber. He's in bed, like sleeping

745
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: and shit. And then Bridget Fonda playing his girlfriend crawls

746
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: into bed with him and seduces him awake and stuff,

747
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: at least he thinks, and then there's some shenanigans going on.

748
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to go deep. You probably don't know

749
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about.

750
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:01,000
Speaker 2: It I no clue oral and whatnot.

751
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: And what happens is he says the bridge of fond

752
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: of character's name, like like fucking Nancy or whatever. He's like, oh, Nancy,

753
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden they cut to fucking Jennifer

754
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: Jason Lee looking up and going like it's not Nancy,

755
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: and then she quick goes and fucking finishes and he's like, no, no, but.

756
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 2: So I'm sorry, what are you saying that?

757
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: The bunny? What? What?

758
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 2: What's the relation here?

759
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,920
Speaker 1: Billy moves in and he starts fucking icing out Austin.

760
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: He becomes this single white bunny for Austin.

761
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 4: Starts dressing like Austin.

762
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: First he's He's like, a yeah, no, this is Billy,

763
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: real Billy, Billy bunny bullshit. Billy's real, and Billy could

764
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 1: be a creep.

765
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 4: He could move in and be like.

766
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: Were this fucking guy? And then if if there is

767
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: no Austin, then I'm the Austin. And so slowly he's

768
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: fucking trying to ice a mount shit. Austin gonna wind

769
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,799
Speaker 1: up in the trunk of your car, is what I'm saying.

770
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Because Billy is.

771
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 2: Just making me feel real good about this situation.

772
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to him.

773
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just a bunny.

774
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:24,520
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, he's getting like a shaggy haircut, wears Scooby Doo

775
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: T shirts and ship.

776
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, stays up late on the Uh.

777
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: You come in my office one day and I'm like, oh, Harley,

778
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm just here rehearsing for four thirty movie Part two

779
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 1: with Austins around. Bill. That's not Austin.

780
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 4: That's I'm like, oh, Harley, stop it.

781
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: Austin she's crazy, right, I swear that'sy.

782
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 2: China and the bunny Cuzulu.

783
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: No. I think Billy is actually a pretty fun name.

784
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: I would never choose.

785
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: I would never choose.

786
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 1: But if he's coming to you as a billy, I

787
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: think you gotta spend a little time, don't you do?

788
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 2: Is he gonna sound like? What's he gonna sound like?

789
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: What boy's gonna be an?

790
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,720
Speaker 2: That's talking to Billy?

791
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: Oh?

792
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Billy.

793
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 3: You're one of them bonies with a wiener leen. I

794
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 3: had one of them around here. God damn weener bunny.

795
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 3: Everybody look, it's god damn wiener bunny.

796
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: That we got.

797
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 4: Say for yourself, weener boy. That's how he gets the

798
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 4: debuts voice.

799
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 6: Oh my god, what if Billy's like some Broadway like

800
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 6: He's like show tunes.

801
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 2: Type of guy.

802
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: He's like I was raised and Broadway. Hello Hello. He's

803
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: like one sing less sensation and you can't forget the rest?

804
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 1: Five six?

805
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is Billy.

806
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: I think I mean this is And this is no.

807
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 4: Judgment on Sinny, but Sinny came.

808
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,399
Speaker 1: Sinny was a rescue bunny who came from a sad

809
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 1: situation prior to you like you saved her and made

810
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: her life better and stuff like that. This is a

811
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: bunny who's just like had.

812
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: No problems as far as you know. Good life bunny.

813
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: Very delete. This bunny comes from bell Air.

814
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:37,080
Speaker 2: This bunny is currently living in Belz.

815
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: This is one of those moneyed bunnies. That's the title

816
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: of the show.

817
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 4: Never mon Here comes the bun funck that noise, the

818
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:44,400
Speaker 4: money bunny.

819
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 2: He's a fancy style.

820
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,799
Speaker 1: And be like, oh, I'll take Billy and to check

821
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 1: for ten thousand dollars.

822
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 2: Remember, I need you to support you.

823
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: Like like give a cat or give one of the

824
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: cats in Jersey to somebody who was like, well you

825
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 1: got to pay for its vet. What the fuck is.

826
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 3: Right?

827
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, right at all? Yeah, the moneyed bunny.

828
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: The Billy bell Aer story. Wow, I like single white bunny,

829
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: single bunny. I like single white females, so it would

830
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: be single bunny.

831
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: Male, single.

832
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: Single bunny. Mail Man and Austin. At one point it

833
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: is just the conversation where it's like, path, it's late

834
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: at night, you're in bed, puff, what do you like Billy?

835
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't trust Billy.

836
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 2: Fuck God, I'm not gonna be scared of Billy. Now

837
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 2: you're building Billy up.

838
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: My head rolls over and fucking looks and there's fucking

839
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: Billy on the fuck floor going, oh.

840
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 2: My god, you're scary me. Well, I guess you'd be

841
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: going after Austin, not me, so I'm good.

842
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 1: And then not only that, but then he's gonna take

843
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: Austin's place. You're gonna bunnies, looks like you know. But

844
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: then there's the third vacccene where fucking like you finally

845
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: confront the bunny, like where Billy, where's Austin And he's

846
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 1: just digging into his fucking leg with a knife. It

847
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: was just like, I want you to see what I see, Harley, and.

848
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 2: I didn't think anything. Oh my god, Billy.

849
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: And it comes down to you and Billy and a gun.

850
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: That's at these movies end, or you push your ey

851
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: I think, and maybe single females got pushed out a window.

852
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: I forget, but like you gotta eventually, you gotta fucking

853
00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:08,400
Speaker 1: kill the intruth.

854
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 2: Billy throws me out the window of my one story home.

855
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes in these stories, the psychopath, like you know, does

856
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: some damage to the hero heroine, but generally no, you're

857
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 1: left alone. It's the world around you that gets destroyed,

858
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: almost to the point where you could be framed for

859
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: these things as well. But then that wasn't her plan

860
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: so much as like ultimately just replacing you.

861
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 2: So Billy's planned, that'd.

862
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: Be Billy's planning. Billy sees how good Austin has it.

863
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 2: It's just like sitting back, he's just waiting.

864
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: Looking around doing the fucking like square footage for a bunny.

865
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 2: Buying a gun. Yeah, Billy look, or maybe Billy already

866
00:50:59,080 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 2: had one.

867
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 1: It comes with because when you live in bel Air. Yeah,

868
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 1: I get that fresh Prince.

869
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 2: Money bunnies in bel Air.

870
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: You know what, Let's leave the bunny on the back

871
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 1: burner for the moment and address the elephant in the room.

872
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: And my lashes they're awfully up pointing. My god, Is

873
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 1: that what it's called?

874
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 2: Would you say that my lashes are lifted?

875
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

876
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 4: It's a lash lift?

877
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: Is that a process? That's a thing.

878
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 7: Okay, So you have my eyelashes, Yes, you gave me

879
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 7: your eyelashes that go all the way down.

880
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 2: But instead of going up, bruh, they don't go to

881
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 2: they don't.

882
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 4: Go That's that's what your mom calls me.

883
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: All the way down.

884
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 2: Shut up?

885
00:51:55,239 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 1: They point downward, yes, normally point out my lashes lashes, yes,

886
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: normally point upward.

887
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 2: Ideally yes, ideally but not normal no.

888
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: Our downward pointing ones or outliers. Yes, And why on

889
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: fuck sake would you want to normalize? Fucking what are you? Sneech?

890
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:20,480
Speaker 1: That sneech? Didn't I read that sneeche book to you

891
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: and your mother as well? I did the suses she

892
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: did all you read me the sneech book.

893
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 4: I did read souses.

894
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I did, as a matter of fact, and

895
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:36,360
Speaker 1: I did voices performances. And then one day you were like,

896
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 1: maybe I want to be an actor. Do you wonder

897
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: how sneech there were no stars upon oars?

898
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: You're a sneech.

899
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,720
Speaker 4: No, I'm the fucking guy selling the stars.

900
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,720
Speaker 1: That's why I want to be in that story, because

901
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,680
Speaker 1: the sneaches without the star, they're both fucking idiots. Like,

902
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: that's the point of that story.

903
00:52:59,360 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 2: You're the ones.

904
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: No, I'm not the ones there. It hits a whole

905
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: different story in that story.

906
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:06,439
Speaker 4: I'm the loraxe, I speak for the tree.

907
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: You're the one creepy little that lives in the town.

908
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: No way, that ain't no way, you're that creepy. That's Billy.

909
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 1: That's why I never see him. And Ship puts on

910
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: that human mit points and Ship then takes it off.

911
00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: Just there poxt Moe. He's the hunter Rose of Yeah,

912
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: foster cats not foster what would.

913
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: It be adopted cat? You give huge onancelor vibes.

914
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 4: You don't even know what a once ser vibe is.

915
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:48,800
Speaker 2: I do, I'm looking at it.

916
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: No, it ain't here.

917
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 4: I'll do you.

918
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: I'll show you right now. Can never be the once sir,

919
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: once there would never be vegan m yeah, so eat it. Well.

920
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 2: You made a pretty non vegan point earlier, which one

921
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 2: the one about the fish.

922
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: It's compassionate human point. I look, I love all animals,

923
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: including the.

924
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 2: Human animal, including the humans.

925
00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 4: Humans.

926
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: Humans are like fucking you know. They may not be

927
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:17,439
Speaker 1: as cute, but they can do cool things.

928
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 2: Humans can do cool things.

929
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 1: And I'm I'm also humans, like I got no choice.

930
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 4: I mean, I'm team German Shepherd too.

931
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 2: I think there's always an option for what to not

932
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: eat animals. That's not true a lot of the time.

933
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: I I.

934
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,760
Speaker 2: Mean, you know what, sure beans.

935
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:44,799
Speaker 1: I don't have beans at a desert island. Man if

936
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: you're standing on a fucking knitting needle in the middle

937
00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,280
Speaker 1: of Point Nemo. You think you're going to be eaten beans?

938
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 1: You know what, You ain't gonna beaten fish because nothing

939
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: lives there. Do you know what? You know what's out there?

940
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: That's when they crashed rockets? Really yeah, that's the rocket

941
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,439
Speaker 1: aveyard man, they say. You know, so the International Space

942
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: Station is starting to show cracks, and it's like, I

943
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: ain't gonna last forever. When it comes down in a

944
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,640
Speaker 1: controlled descent, they're gonna drop the whole First, they'll take

945
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: off all the you know, fucking toxic hazards and fluids

946
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: and shit like that, and then that fucker will go

947
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 1: right into the into Point Nemo because there's nothing living

948
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: out there. And get this, it may create some fucking

949
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: life because a reef will grow out of it.

950
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 2: Oh, isn't that fact that interesting?

951
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: So yeah, if you're at Point Nemo, you're not afraid

952
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:41,320
Speaker 1: to get eaten by a fucking shark or even a cuthulhu.

953
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 1: You're terrified of you're gonna your event.

954
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,959
Speaker 4: You can't what are you going tread water forever?

955
00:55:47,239 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 2: Are you gonna? I think I think by that point

956
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 2: you're not even thinking about food if you're standing on

957
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:56,480
Speaker 2: a knitting needle.

958
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 1: I can tell you exactly what was going through my

959
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: head because I was fucking sobering a ship.

960
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:02,840
Speaker 4: I was just like, this is it.

961
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew the complete opposite of hope, which

962
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: I guess is fear terror. I was like, there's no

963
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: fucking hope, Like, this situation is never going to get

964
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: better than this. Think about it. I was balancing on

965
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: a knitting needle that was extended out of the ocean,

966
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: and in point.

967
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 2: Nemo could not get worse.

968
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: It's all gonna get worse. That is the best it's

969
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: ever going to be, because every moment after that is

970
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 1: me falling into the water, treading water, drowning.

971
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: And yeah, that's true.

972
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 4: So I'm at least like I'm.

973
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,839
Speaker 1: On quote unquote pland I mean, I gotta fucking find

974
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: the upside to this shit. Good point, but I woke

975
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,160
Speaker 1: the fuck up, bro, because I was like, yeah, and

976
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 1: it did make me go like, oh fuck.

977
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 4: One day reminded me of that, Uh what was that

978
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 4: the Foo Fighters song?

979
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: What of these days?

980
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 2: Is that what you were singing to yourself while standing

981
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:03,799
Speaker 2: on the knitting needle?

982
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it?

983
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 4: You one of these days.

984
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: You're the bombs will drop, is it? Hope will stop

985
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: and you'll learn to live in fear. That's It's true.

986
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 1: The opposite of fear, I guess is hope because there's like,

987
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: hey man, maybe something something to work out, maybe you know,

988
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:35,520
Speaker 1: but like fucking when you're like, nothing is going to

989
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: work out if I fall off this, when I fall

990
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 1: off this fucking knitting needle that I'm fucking balanced on

991
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: the middle of the furthest point from humanity from land,

992
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: I should say on the globe number one, Who.

993
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 4: Did I upset you?

994
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,600
Speaker 2: Really somewhere?

995
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:00,880
Speaker 4: Ooh the fuck you really?

996
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,560
Speaker 1: Like? Oh, I don't want to kill him.

997
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: I just I just want to place him on a

998
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,520
Speaker 2: knitting needle and.

999
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: If he dies out there, that ain't on me. I

1000
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: watched a video about a team that went out to

1001
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: Point Nemo, like the.

1002
00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 2: Dreams about this.

1003
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 1: They got off the boat like they had a fucking

1004
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: counter and ship like a counter compass, and they were like,

1005
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: these are the exact coordinates. They got off the boat

1006
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 1: and they swam around in a point.

1007
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:35,280
Speaker 2: Because nothing's there there. I fact that until comes.

1008
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: Out of the water. Look, bro, you don't even got

1009
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:43,240
Speaker 1: to bring kathudo and make it scary. The desolation. Yeah,

1010
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 1: you know how fucking alone you would be.

1011
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 2: That's terrifying.

1012
00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: It robs the mind of reason and logic. You will

1013
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: never see anyone else again.

1014
00:58:58,880 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 4: And you know.

1015
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 1: That your breaths are numbered at that point. I mean

1016
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: they always are. But now you're you're getting to the

1017
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 1: low end. You're you're you're only in double digits left.

1018
00:59:11,200 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: But honestly, isn't that every moment of your life?

1019
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:17,640
Speaker 2: Fuck?

1020
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: Truly, whenever I start to think about like, oh, man,

1021
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,800
Speaker 1: fucking this or this or in my I start whipping

1022
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: up like things to be scared about in the future.

1023
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm always like, you could fucking drop dead in ten minutes.

1024
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: A meteor could come fucking rocketing through the house. You'd

1025
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: be only the second person that was ever hit by

1026
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: a meteor and the first ever killed. So you know

1027
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: i'd be I have that going for me. I mean,

1028
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, Clerk's end, he's the

1029
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:53,919
Speaker 1: only human being that ever got hit by a meteor

1030
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:54,320
Speaker 1: and died.

1031
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 2: Wow, can somebody get hit by a meteor and love?

1032
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:02,600
Speaker 1: It? Was a Lady Morbid Facts four hundred and ninety

1033
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: three ethel Whatever the fuck was in her bed when

1034
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: she heard a loud noise and felt something stinging. She

1035
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,560
Speaker 1: turned on the light to see a hole in the

1036
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: ceiling and a meteor in bed beside her. If it

1037
01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: had gone two inches to the left, she would have

1038
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: been the second person hit by a meteor in the

1039
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 1: first one who died that well, the first person who

1040
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 1: got hit by a meter and the first person died

1041
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: from it. Nobody's ever died by getting as far as

1042
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,919
Speaker 1: we know recorded. I mean, you know, life is long

1043
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: and there are nooks and crannies everywhere, So maybe it happened.

1044
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: Nobody reported it, but I doubt it because that's the

1045
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: kind of thing you tell people like, oh my god,

1046
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 1: do you know Barbara, she got hit by fucking meteor

1047
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: and died? Like, you can't prepare against that? What are

1048
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: younna do? Wear a fucking suit armor for the rest

1049
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: of your life.

1050
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: That's something you talk about.

1051
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 1: Telling you, bro, you gotta live every moment in your

1052
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:03,640
Speaker 1: life like you're standing on a fucking darning needle that's

1053
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 1: jutting out of the water at point nemo. Facts on God,

1054
01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?

1055
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,360
Speaker 4: What's that? What is it?

1056
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,080
Speaker 1: On? God?

1057
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:14,919
Speaker 2: On God?

1058
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 4: It just means because God is my witness. Yeah, kind

1059
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 4: of thing like I swear to God.

1060
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:27,479
Speaker 2: He means like true truth. Yeah on God.

1061
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: Period. There it is because there's your beardless dickless more

1062
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: for the beginning of twenty twenty five.

1063
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's two weeks.

1064
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 1: So far, so good, so far so good. There it

1065
01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:48,560
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1066
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:54,200
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1067
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1068
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Speaker 1: thanks for hanging out. Thank you with me.

1069
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Speaker 4: And with Billy's mom.

1070
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, feeling it for beardless. This is me, I'm Kevin

1071
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,320
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