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Speaker 1: Hey, kids, it's me Kevin Smith, Silent Bob from all

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Speaker 1: those Jane and Silent Bob movies. But I talk a

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Speaker 1: lot in real life. Man. I've been podcasting since two

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Speaker 1: I'm about to drop a brand new podcast on iHeart,

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be doing it with my only begotten daughter,

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Speaker 1: Harley Quinn.

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Speaker 2: Harley Quinn Smith her whole life.

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Speaker 2: That's the name that was uncalled for personal.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 2: A vulnerable information colonel died when I was a kid,

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Speaker 2: The old man on the Kentucky Fried Chicken container? He

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Speaker 2: was real. Did you think he was a corporate logo?

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Speaker 2: And that's it. I never really thought about it too much,

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Speaker 3: Well was the other thing. He said, betwixt I say

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Speaker 2: I am this way because of you.

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Speaker 1: Who taught you how to use these drugs.

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Speaker 4: You did die, Yeah, don't do that to.

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Speaker 3: Complete man.

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Speaker 1: Let me and my kid give you oral a U

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