Absinthe Fathers

Kyle drinks a 12-pack and spirals into a hilarious existential crisis about respect, friendship, and sacred nut-kicking diplomacy. Andy tries to play therapist but ends up co-hosting a divine Dungeons & Dragons one-shot where Kyle’s choices are... unfortunate. We discuss loyalty, photography, parenting in the age of TikTok, and how to win Godzilla on VHS. Plus: the Workaholics broke Kyle’s heart, Star Wars opinions no one asked for, and a perfectly reasonable idea for a local "Whose Butt Is It Anyway?" calendar.

If you’ve ever wanted to kick a cultist in the nuts in the name of Jesus, this one’s for you.

What is Absinthe Fathers?

Welcome to Absinthe Fathers, the podcast where Kyle and Andy sip through conversations about anything, everything and all the weirdness in between. Join two friends — and occasional guests — as they navigate life, fatherhood, pop culture, questionable choices and the constant quest to avoid becoming bad dads. Pour yourself a drink, pull up a chair and get ready to laugh, learn and shake your head in mild disbelief. Remember, parenting advice here is purely accidental.