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Chad: ["Pick Six Movies Theme Song"].

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Chad: And welcome to Pick Six Movies.

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Chad: We are all so happy that you've taken some time to stop by and let us fill your head with movie Tom Foolery.

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Chad: What kind of Tom Foolery am I referring to?

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Chad: Well, each season we pick six movies all related to a single theme, and then we find six movies all related to that theme, and after that we select one of those movies and give you, the podcast listeners, some behind-the-scenes information on how and why that movie got made.

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Chad: Following that, we continue the Tom Foolery with a full review of the movie from start to finish, to see if it is any good.

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Chad: Who is the we of which I speak?

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Chad: Well, it's none other than me, chad Cooper, and my lifelong friend, mr Bo Randstil.

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Chad: This season's theme is Domo Arigato, featuring six movies all about robots, and on this particular episode we head back to school.

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Chad: And how far back are we headed?

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Chad: Well, all the way back to the 1900s, with the post-apocalyptic hellscape nightmare of a movie titled Class of 1999.

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Chad: This is a movie all about out-of-control kids and it's going to take more than a Morgan Freeman with a baseball bat or a Robin Williams with a book of poetry, or even a Michelle Pfeiffer in a leather jacket to set these kids straight.

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Chad: This movie requires robots to get these unruly kids to stop misbehaving.

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Chad: Robots that aren't afraid to bounce a kid off a wall or give him a robot spanking, or even fire a flamethrower maybe a rocket launcher at them to make sure they shape up or ship out.

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Chad: So before we begin our fooling of Tom's with all the promised Tom Foolery, let's get Mr Bo Ransdell in here to introduce us to the Class of 1999 and school us on the people who brought this low-budget grindhouse film to theaters somewhere.

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Chad: Bo, take it away.

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Bo: Kids these days?

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Bo: Am I right what with their hula hoops and designer drugs and TikToks?

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Bo: Why kids today are worse than they've ever been, or so goes the popular wisdom.

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Bo: But is it true why?

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Bo: That's just what an introduction like this ought to get to the bottom of.

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Bo: So pick sixers, let us take a cinematic journey through Kids Gone Wild and then take a peek at just how much of our perception is true.

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Bo: First things first.

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Bo: When did teenagers become their own demographic?

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Bo: It would seem that they've been with us forever, and humans between the ages of 12 and 20 certainly have been, but as a group known as teenagers, that's different.

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Bo: Much like Valentine's Day, teenagers are as much a product of marketing as anything else.

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Bo: The term didn't even come into the popular lexicon until the late 1940s and early 1950s, when the twin forces of a booming post-war economy and consumerism collided.

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Bo: It turns out that kids between the ages of 12 and 20 have some serious issues with long-term decision making and tend to be impulsive.

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Bo: This is on account of their prefrontal cortexes not being completely formed yet.

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Bo: Romeo and Juliet would never have dosed themselves with poison if they were in their mid-30s.

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Bo: Romeo would have gotten drunk at a bar and Juliet would have found some other better, less problematic man, but perhaps not as smooth a talker.

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Bo: It's just this kind of mushy, impulsive decision making that makes teenagers fantastic targets for that leech of the business world, the advertiser.

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Bo: With the right pitch, you can make a teenager believe or want almost anything, and with their folks flush with post-war cash, these teenagers of the early 50s had a lot of disposable income and when it came to movies something we enjoy talking about here on this podcast teenagers were a reliable demographic for going to movies.

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Bo: Sometimes over and over and over again, there was a strange symbiosis formed between teenagers and movies about teenagers.

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Bo: In 1953, marlon Brando lit up the screen in Rebel Without a Cause.

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Bo: In the film he's a motorcycle riding, misunderstood teenager who, when asked what he's rebelling against, answers what do you got.

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Bo: It was this sort of swaggering, unfocused dissatisfaction with the trappings of adulthood that helped define the very nature of teenagerhood.

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Bo: It gave voice to a growing sense that the so-called real world and all of its responsibilities and expectations might carry with it more than just a whiff of bullshit.

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Bo: In 1955, we saw the release of James Dean's Rebel Without a Cause and Blackboard Jungle, one of the first notable movies with an integrated cast to make a statement about uniting against oppression and that low-key rebellion meant big money for any studio that could harness all that angst.

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Bo: In 1956, rock Around the Clock was released with a campaign aimed almost exclusively to teenagers.

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Bo: The story of the early days of Rock and Roll was seasoned with a lot of Rock and Roll primitive forms when heard with modern ears.

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Bo: But kids those days didn't care.

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Bo: They made the movie a huge success and started a revolution in film production and marketing, creating entertainment aimed solely at teenagers.

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Bo: And the Rebel Teen Movie was still in full swing too.

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Bo: Untamed Youth Teenage, rebel, wild Youth, this Rebel Breed all movies released in the late 50s with similar titles.

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Bo: So teens knew exactly what they were getting when they plunked down their quarter for a ticket.

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Bo: And let's pause to enjoy the teen melodrama trend Movies where romance, some of it quite dark, featured in the lives of teens.

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Bo: Often these teens were involved in doomed romances or with older men or women.

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Bo: 18 and anxious, unwed mother, the explosive generation, splendor in the Grass, a summer place, lolita Underage all telling tales of sexual repression or deviance.

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Bo: Notable for a look at homosexuality, though in the movie it is Cured by an Older Woman, is tea and sympathy Most of these movies did not scratch beneath the surface of the psychology of teen sexuality, but it was the 50s and 60s and most mental health advice boiled down to rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

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Bo: For the next two decades, movie studios aimed squarely at teens with movies that no right thinking adult would watch, like how to Stuff a Wild Bikini or the Wild Sir or all of those Gidget movies.

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Bo: These movies combined comedy like romance and some sex appeal to get young butts in the seats.

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Bo: And then came the 1970s, when teen movies broke out of their own genre and infected others.

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Bo: Horror movies like Carrie featured teens doing teen stuff getting ready for prom, dealing with difficult parents and resolving peer pressure in often unhealthy ways.

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Bo: One of the biggest hits of the decade was Love Story, an extremely saccharine tale of doomed teen and young adult love that was made on the back of an extremely saccharine novel, but both did shockingly well financially speaking.

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Bo: And then there was American Graffiti, which was both aimed at teen culture and nostalgic for teen culture of 20 years before.

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Bo: From the 1970s through to the mid 80s there was a new version of the Beach Party movie that teens flocked to the Slasher film, starting with Halloween and Friday the 13th, producers found that if you came up with a gimmick and squeezed in some bloody murder, teenagers would flock to the theaters to see people roughly their own age murdered horribly.

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Bo: From the prowler to Happy Birthday to Me to Terror Train to the intruder, there were dozens of these movies and teenagers kept them afloat through vigorous box office well past their expiration date.

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Bo: Speaking of the 80s, this was truly the golden age of teen movies.

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Bo: John Hughes emerged as the king of all teen melodrama with a series of movies intended to capture the ridiculousness and angst of being a teenager.

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Bo: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, pretty in Pink, some Kind of Wonderful Sixteen Candles and, of course, the Breakfast Club all managed to give teenagers a world they understood, filled with spotty-faced protagonists trying to find their place in the world at an age where they're too young to be grown up and too old to be a kid.

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Bo: Allie Sheedy says in the Breakfast Club when you grow up, your heart dies.

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Bo: From a huesy point of view, this perfectly summed up the pain of being a teen, a life on the cusp of losing one's soul to corporate masters and day-to-day responsibility.

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Bo: In the 90s, the teen movie more from high melodrama to more pure comedy, often inspired by classic works of literature.

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Bo: Dazed and confused was a riff on American graffiti, only shifting the teen nostalgia up 20 years from the 50s to the 70s, but scored big as a cult hit.

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Bo: Can't Hardly Wait had hints of the huge style of melodrama but played as a big and loud comedy.

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Bo: Clueless, 10 Things About you and the Boslerman remake of Romeo and Juliet all hit with teens in updated and shinier forms.

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Bo: And then some teen films got downright raunchy, as American Pie and it's Ill carcant, back to the boob comedies of the 1980s, which were aimed less at teens than college kids.

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Bo: But let's not pretend there weren't kids of teen age sneaking into those movies back then too.

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Bo: The snarkiness of the 2000s left nothing sacred, and that included teen movies.

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Bo: Not another teen movie, scary movie, mean girls.

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Bo: All of these skewered the tropes that had concretized in the teen movie genre the nerdy girl taking off her glasses and becoming suddenly beautiful, the pained romances, the best friend standing by while his or her love dates the wrong person.

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Bo: It was ripe for the picking.

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Bo: But that same decade saw a bit of post-modernist reconstruction emerging in the teen film too.

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Bo: Juno, napoleon, dynamite and Superbad all grounded their characters in the real while surrounding them with absurdist comedy.

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Bo: For all of Superbad's silliness, at heart it's a movie about the pain of growing up and leaving high school behind, along with your friends.

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Bo: Likewise, napoleon Dynamite takes a near surreal look at the outsider in high school and elevates him to something heroic, and there is no stop.

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Bo: It appears that so long as kids continue to age, movies will be made for and about this time in their lives, even though it was an invention of 70 years ago, recently, booksmart and Lady Bird in 8th grade have surfaced as both a continuation of these movies and a reinvention.

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Bo: Booksmart, in particular, suggests that all the romantic love portrayed in the standard teen movie is secondary to the platonic relationships that form the tightest bonds.

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Bo: There has been a change in teens, though.

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Bo: Who once thought of themselves as a unified demographic, now teens are as fractured as the rest of us, not identifying with their fellow teens because of their common age.

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Bo: They are not, to put a point on it, a cohesive cultural group, the way they proved to be in previous decades.

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Bo: And back to where we started with all of this cultural reflection on the silver screen our teenagers, better or worse than they were in the 50s or the 80s, or even the 2000s.

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Bo: Well, it's a mixed bag.

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Bo: Statistically speaking, teens these days are slower to mature Compared to teens of the past 50 years or so.

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Bo: They are less likely to have tried alcohol, have sex or go on dates.

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Bo: Teen pregnancy is way down as a result.

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Bo: But it also means they are not developing the same skills previous generations did to achieve and maintain independence.

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Bo: Teens are less interested in going out, which can be blamed partially on technology.

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Bo: Why go on a date when you can just wink at the porn on your phone?

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Bo: But also there is a cultural root to this.

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Bo: Western culture is pretty easy right now, comparatively speaking, there's no draft or a war.

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Bo: The wars that are being fought are thousands of miles away.

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Bo: Families are generally wealthier than any time in the past and while there are plenty of social ills, there's no immediate and existential threat, unless you count climate change, which is weird and ephemeral and hard to consider in this context.

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Bo: So as a result of an easier life, there is less need for teens to get more mature, so they don't Fewer.

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Bo: Kids want a drive or get a driver's license.

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Bo: Test scores are up, but graduation rates are down.

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Bo: More kids than ever before expect to go to college and this latest generation exhibits greater empathy than almost any generation before and yet, and yet, they also have the highest rates of suicide ever seen.

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Bo: Mental health is a major crisis among teenagers, fueled by the effects of social media and its impossible standards, and there is a sense of a lack of control.

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Bo: In previous generations, there was an idea that they wanted to take over or tear the system down, or rail against the man, or tear down the machine or whatever, or do something to shake things up.

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Bo: This latest generation instead expresses a belief that nothing they do will change the basic structure of society, a perceived helplessness that contributes to the poor mental health they display.

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Bo: It doesn't help that they don't read.

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Bo: Reading for pleasure among teens is at an all-time low, while also being a major determiner for success and adaptability in the workforce.

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Bo: In short, this generation is growing up slower and sadder, if a little bit smarter.

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Bo: It's an odd combination and only time will tell its long-term effects on culture.

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Bo: But the rebels of years past largely gone.

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Bo: Most kids today, when given simulations and hypotheticals, prefer life to remain status quo, which is odd considering how hopeless they see that status quo Kids these days, am I right?

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Bo: Which brings us to this episode's feature Class of 1999.

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Bo: The movie is a loose sequel to another movie by this film's director, mark L Lester.

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Bo: We've enjoyed his work previously on our Firestarter episode way back in season 9, episode 6.

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Bo: In Class of 1984, a new teacher is terrorized by a group of young punks and ends up having to kill them all one by one.

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Bo: In our film, class of 1999, the young punks are now in the near future and they are so bad that a military weapons manufacturer has to be called in to take care of these rambunctious ruffians.

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Bo: Mark Lester is an interesting director, working almost exclusively in B-grade films, but he is flirted with real success.

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Bo: Not only did he direct this and Firestarter, he directed the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Commando, his biggest hit by a mile, and he also directed the Eugene Levy John Candy comedy, Armed and Dangerous.

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Bo: Oh.

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Bo: And there was showdown in Little Tokyo starring Brandon Lee, bruce Lee's son, alongside Dolph Lundgren.

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Bo: He's a master of schlock and for that I salute him.

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Bo: His movies may not be good exactly, but they are often insanely watchable.

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Bo: The film was written by C Courtney Joyner, who did a little bit of everything.

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Bo: He is most known by me and other B-movie weirdos as the guy who wrote a lot of the Full Moon Entertainment Library, including the Doctor Strange knockoff, dr Mordred Transurs3, which he also directed, lurking Fear, puppetmaster vs Demonic Toys and many others.

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Bo: So you know you're in good hands already.

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Bo: Director Mark Lester assembled a veritable who's that again?

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Bo: Of actors for the film.

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Bo: You have Bradley Gregg as Cody, best known to me as the kid who gets puppeted off a building by Freddy Krueger in Nightmare on Elm Street, dream Warriors, the second best film of the franchise.

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Bo: He's joined by Tracy Lind as Christie, who also appeared in such films as Bugsy with Warren Beatty, the Road to Wellville that movie about John Harvey Kellogg where Anthony Hopkins wanted to give everyone an enema the End of Violence and, of course, my boyfriend's back, the touching tale of a girl and her zombie boyfriend.

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Bo: Cody's brother, angel is played by Joshua John Miller, who you may remember as Homer in Near Dark or Tim in River's Edge.

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Bo: He's still working in movies, but no longer as an actor.

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Bo: He recently wrote the film the Final Girls with Taissa Farmiga and Maylan Ackerman, which he also produced, and he since developed and wrote much of the series the Queen of the South.

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Bo: Good for him.

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Bo: Malcolm McDowell shows up as the principal and Christie's dad, and you all know who he is If you don't watch A Clockwork Orange and then, for a fun game, try to get that movie out of your head for the rest of your life.

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Bo: At the top of our list for the film's villains is a ridiculous Stacy Keige, who is a fixture of Hollywood.

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Bo: He's played everything from hardboiled detective Mike Hammer to Sgt Stedenko in the Cheech and Chong movie Up in Smoke.

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Bo: Chances are, if you've seen a movie or television show made in the past oh, 40 years or so he's probably popped up somewhere.

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Bo: Oh, and it was his idea to do the whole albino eyes and hair thing.

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Bo: In this movie, which is a brilliant decision, if you ask me.

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Bo: Pam Greer plays the chemistry teacher robot, and she is not only Jackie Brown in Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown.

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Bo: She's a legitimate icon.

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Bo: One could do a whole piece just on her and her run of Blacksploitation movies in the 70s, where she emerged as a cultural icon, marrying Blackness and femininity with the ability to kick ass.

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Bo: She is amazing.

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Bo: I love her and everyone else should too.

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Bo: The villain with a name so nice they named it twice is Patrick Kilpatrick, the rocket launching PE robot.

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Bo: He's a character actor that's still working today and has been for about 40 years and if that ain't success as an actor, I don't know what is.

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Bo: I saved the best for last.

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Bo: John P Ryan, who portrays the evil history teacher of our film, is an absolute joy, as of this recording now.

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Bo: The man is almost 90 years old and was last seen teaching acting Good.

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Bo: More people ought to have as much fun on screen as this guy did in movies ranging from the Wachowskis bound to runaway train.

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Bo: The guy was best as a villain, though, turning on a dime from sophistication to ruthless evil in movies like 3 o'clock High, death Wish 4, delta Force 2.

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Bo: You name a low grade action movie series, and he was probably a villain in one of the entries, and the world is better for it.

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Bo: The movie itself very nearly missed its chance to appear in theaters, produced by Vestron Pictures.

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Bo: That company went bankrupt right before the movie was due to hit screens and director Mark Lester had to negotiate with United Film Distribution Company the same company that released Class of 1984, to get the movie out, even in a limited run.

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Bo: Also, if you listen close, you can hear 9 inch nails head like a hole in the background of one scene.

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Bo: Wait a second.

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Bo: You might rightfully say this doesn't seem like the kind of movie that would shell out 9 inch nails money.

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Bo: Well, it is.

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Bo: If nobody knew who the hell Trent Reznor 9 inch nails was, in fact, lester got his soundtrack by going to Seattle clubs where the movie was shot and offering $100 to bands he liked for the use of their songs.

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Bo: And yes, trent Reznor was $100 richer thanks to this movie.

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Bo: But the real question is are we richer as a society for this movie existing?

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Bo: To answer that, let's get the guy I've known since before I was a teenager in here to crack open the WD-40 and see what squeaks in this robotic romp.

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Bo: Ladies and gentlemen, punk students and robot teachers.

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Bo: It's 1990s, class of 1999.

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Bo: Welcome back everyone.

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Bo: Two pick six movies.

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Bo: The only show that I'm aware of that talks about movies in a podcast format.

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Bo: Robot Poe with me is over Robot.

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Bo: Chad.

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Bo: Yeah, people.

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Bo: So, after some highfalutin big budget movies.

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Bo: Yes, we are going back to sort of the roots of the show, where we are talking about lowfalutin, no budget movies, that's right.

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Bo: Class of 1999, as you heard in the introduction directed by Marco Lester, who is sort of a a tour of crap.

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Chad: This may be the first movie we've ever discussed on pick six movies that could be classified as a grindhouse film.

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Bo: You think so?

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Bo: Yeah, maybe, maybe I'd have to look back through the library.

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Bo: I don't remember the last movie we did, much less the entire run at this point.

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Chad: I think that this is one of those movies where the filmmakers knew exactly what they were doing and they made a movie that was so intentionally ridiculous and bat shit crazy and they wanted the movie audience to react like they were in an amusement park funhouse it's just bonkers.

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Bo: Yes, this movie is nuts, and I think you're right.

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Bo: I think this movie knows exactly what it is.

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Bo: It knows exactly what it's doing.

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Bo: I don't think anything is accidental and, for all of the craziness and silliness of the movie, all of it is meant to be there.

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Bo: This is not a movie where accidents happened.

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Chad: I think they're probably some of the safety protocols with the practical effects and Pyrotechnics.

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Chad: I think they were absolutely accidents that happened during that gang war scene.

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Chad: I think there were some people that got hit by shrapnel man.

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Bo: One of the things I like so much about this movie is there is nothing that is not an in-camera effect.

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Bo: Yeah, and that's kind of what I love about this is that for all of the chintzy effects and some of them come off and some of them Don't but it's all of them, no, most of them don't when we get to the pee bot at the end of the movie, especially right but all of that is somehow kind of charming with this movie.

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Bo: I agree with that.

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Bo: It feels like somebody gave a kid who had grown up making movies in his backyard $200,000 and said now go make the best backyard movie anybody ever saw or they gave a group of kids that money and said we want you to do a Remake of the Terminator, but with school teachers.

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Chad: Remember those kids that did the shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark in their backyard.

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Chad: Yes, like that, but yes this movie was released in theaters, but alongside pretty woman.

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Chad: The hunt for red October, driving Miss Daisy and that first teenage mutant Ninja Turtles movie, which was pretty good, thanks to Jim Henson's puppet work Well, he probably didn't make the puppets, but his team did.

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Chad: You look at the quality of this film compared to those other movies and you're just like clearly they were targeting a different demographic.

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Bo: Other movies?

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Bo: Oh sure, and I would rather watch this movie than at least two of those.

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Chad: This movie does have a lot of Terminator DNA in it.

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Chad: Terminator 2 had yet to come out yet, and when it starts off, it even gives us this poor man's Dun dun dun dun dun, mm-hmm.

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Chad: I was like are these crystals or overdevelop film, who knows?

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Chad: And then the movie just resolves into this purple head of like.

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Bo: I had looks like the.

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Bo: Terminator skull, but you know, let's just jump into it from there, because this movie has a fair amount of credits but it doesn't really dick around with just the credits, like the credits mostly play over Action of the movie.

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Bo: Yes which I'm okay with.

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Bo: Also, I like the fact that Mark L Lester had the sheer gall chad to call it a Mark L Lester film which, speaking of highfalutin.

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Bo: I mean film.

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Bo: Hey, if it had been called a Mark L Lester flick.

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Chad: Okay, you got me, but film is I don't know, being of the age where the year 1999 always seemed to live in the distant future.

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Chad: Up until, like even 1998, 1999 seemed far away.

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Bo: It's because of the Prince song because Prince was like hey, we're gonna party.

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Bo: Like it's 1999.

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Bo: You're like oh yeah, that's when the world ends.

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Bo: And there was a lot of talk about that, remember it?

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Bo: Like there was a lot of not just the y2k stuff, but you had some knucklehead that you knew.

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Bo: That was like oh yeah, the Aztec calendar ends in the year 2000, because that's when everything ends.

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Chad: And you're like oh yeah, you're probably right, that sounds official when everybody knows Shad it's 2026 they throw up the title of this movie, class of 1999, and here this is followed by a Real basic computer graphic outline of the United States in blue neon, and we hear a robotic voiceover say in 1992 there were 1437, 6, 7, something, something violent incidents in American high schools.

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Chad: In some cities these schools began to fall under the control of violent youth gangs.

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Chad: By 1997 the number tripled.

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Chad: Gangs had taken large sections of the cities and some schools were shut down.

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Chad: Also, don't smoke like me, or else you will have to use one of these voice modulators.

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Chad: Oh, that sweet Carolina smoke.

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Bo: It's just Andy Garcia from dead again.

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Bo: How about you give me one of those cigarettes?

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Chad: Then they show us a map of Seattle which I was like, I guess Was like.

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Chad: Now it's 1999 gang controls area, as known as fire zones.

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Chad: Kennedy High School is in the middle of a free fire zone.

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Chad: The Department of Educational Defense, the what?

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Chad: Don't ask them any questions.

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Chad: It was far to reopen schools and control gangs.

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Chad: Does anyone have a light?

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Bo: We go to our future boardroom Chad, fade out, fade in on Stacy Keach and his, as I mentioned, the introduction, his idea to wear these pale scleral lenses to give himself white eyes and a pale mullet.

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Bo: That is really something.

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Chad: It's not a Billy Ray Cyrus mullet.

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Chad: It's short on top but in the back it tapers into like a very thick Rat tail.

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Chad: It's ridiculous.

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Chad: And these albino eyes just to clarify what we mean by this, because you're thinking Is it just a big white eyeball with nothing in it?

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Chad: It's, you got the white part.

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Chad: Then there's a black ring and then the iris of the eye is white, with a black pupil in the middle and he has black eyebrows and a black mustache that does not match his white hair.

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Bo: That's right.

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Chad: And you're immediately like, oh, this is a bad guy.

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Bo: This has to be a villain, because he looks like he is going to eventually fight spider-man.

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Bo: It's like watching any animated film and then, if a character shows up with a furrowed brow and green eyes, you're like, oh they're a bad guy and, in the spirit of this movie, not fucking around with bullshit that you don't need, because one of the things I will say about this movie it is efficient in its storytelling, there's a lot that happens and it does not linger in a scene longer than it has to.

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Chad: Film cost a lot of money back in the day, wasn't shot on digital, come on.

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Chad: People are losing daylight.

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Bo: We gotta develop this.

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Bo: You know how much it cost to develop movie you mentioned, stacy Keachby and sergeant Stadinko.

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Bo: In the.

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Chad: Cheech and Chong movies.

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Chad: Remember in nice dreams when he smoked that weed and it turned him into a lizard by the end of the movie.

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Bo: Yeah, vaguely.

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Chad: It's been a long time since I've watched the Cheech and Chong uvra in that movie Cheech Marin is in the bathroom at a urinal taking a piss and Stacy Keach comes in beside him and Cheech Marin says something to him.

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Chad: Like you know, sometimes when you got to go real bad, like you can't go because he's a little froze up.

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Chad: I think about cheech Martin and Stacy Keach a lot of times when I'm at the urinal, whenever it gets to the flow going, I guess.

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Bo: Well, hello everyone, I represent mega tech.

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Bo: You're like oh well, that sounds official.

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Bo: I would like to introduce you to the robots of our movie and, as he is Introducing this, we're doing some cutting back and forth between Stacy Keach introducing the robots to like the board of education and Malcolm McDowell, who's the principal of high school.

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Bo: Yes, Malcolm McDowell is in the room, but not, so you'd notice, for about the first five minutes.

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Bo: No, and inter cut with this is our main character, cody yes, who is a in quotes, gangbanger.

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Bo: Although he looks much more like a guy that would be working at the local record store.

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Bo: Or hot topic.

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Bo: There's a lot of colored spandex in this movie that.

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Bo: I appreciate but he's being let out of prison at the same time and Stacy Keach is like so everyone.

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Bo: I have managed to inform all of these robots with history, chemistry and physical education.

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Bo: They've also been programmed to deal with discipline, and this is where Malcolm McDowell stands up and is like Um, yes, malcolm McDowell, head of Kennedy High School, I can't believe that these things aren't human.

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Bo: And he is so surprised by this.

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Bo: He gets up in the PE teacher's face and the PE teacher says yes, I am a PE teacher, I am programmed with 1 million megabytes.

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Bo: And then just grabs his upper and lower lip and pulls him apart and there's a quick cut, of course, because human beings can't do that.

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Bo: And when they cut back, it's clearly just this rubber mask that somebody has put over this robot face and it's got a computer chip right in the middle, just like Megan and and the rest of the boardroom gasps Chad like oh we didn't expect there to be robot parts inside this robot.

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Chad: So we have our three robots.

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Chad: So there is the mr History bot and then there is the Pam Greer bot.

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Chad: She's the science teacher.

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Chad: And then there's the PE teacher bot.

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Bo: Yes, all of this is true.

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Chad: Those are our three individuals.

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Chad: So to compare this against Megan and heartbeats, where we have people playing robots, they're not doing that beep-bop, I am a robot bending at the hip and the joints, they're just walking around like regular people.

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Chad: But hey, guess what?

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Bo: So they're being introduced and we cut back after the gasps and applause of like oh my goodness, look at these robots.

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Bo: We go back to Cody, who is being told by his police officer Slash parole officer.

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Bo: You need to report to school by 9 am or you're going right back to jail.

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Chad: Because it's not juvie.

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Chad: And at one point, when he's walking out, everybody's chunking their toilet paper at him, which I'm like.

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Chad: And then three grown men Come walking back to their cells wearing nothing but white towels around their waists, like it's a day spa.

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Chad: We never find that out, I guess, unless it's crimes of fashion.

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Chad: Am I right, bo?

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Bo: Oh you, you couldn't be more right, chad.

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Bo: If anyone knows about fashion, it's us.

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Chad: Are you well?

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Bo: I didn't want to sell you short, but, yes, I am quite the fashion horse.

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Bo: So then we go back to Stacy Keige.

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Bo: Now everyone, malcolm McDowell, has a few words to say.

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Bo: Yes, my school has been dealing with drugs and violence and kids with prison.

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Bo: Records are now being released back into the school Because of this secret project we're doing.

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Bo: It's very exciting, very excited to have these robots in the school.

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Chad: Also, just to let everyone here know, this is a secret program sponsored by the department of education defense.

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Chad: We are going to get classes back up and running lickety split, all right.

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Chad: This program will actually allow the most dangerous, troublesome students to be released back into the school population.

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Chad: Can you imagine that?

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Chad: How wonderful it will be to have the most problematic young adults running about our school Doing battle with robots that look like people.

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Chad: They're real robots, they're not people.

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Chad: Do that thing with your mouth again.

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Chad: Everyone applaud, applaud, fantastic isn't it?

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Bo: We cut over to kody again.

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Bo: Who's finally out of jail?

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Bo: Little half jacket on which I really like.

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Chad: Let's talk about this, yes please it looks like he's wearing a child's jacket, or maybe like a woman's jacket.

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Bo: It looks like he washed it in uh.

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Chad: Uh, hot water and a shrey caught him, but only for the torso.

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Chad: Somehow the arms got longer.

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Chad: He comes out and he's greeted by his brother, or maybe it's his sister, because I could not tell If this person was male, female or somewhere in between.

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Chad: And I watch this with my wife and the whole time we were just like is angel a guy or a girl or Non-binary, like I don't know?

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Chad: But we'll just keep moving.

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Chad: Angel is there and is accompanied bow with ed From the sadly long forgotten, incredibly entertaining tv show northern exposure.

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Chad: If you don't know what any of those words mean, just roll with it, but northern exposure was a wonderful show back in the late 80s, early 90s.

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Bo: Yeah, you can't find it anywhere.

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Bo: Very good show, very Corbin, who we recently had on the program, was a big part of that and he's fantastic.

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Bo: What was he in?

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Bo: What was Barry Corbin in?

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Chad: But they look nothing like any of that at all.

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Chad: And angel tells his brother Cody, hey, I'm getting jumped in next week into the gang.

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Chad: And getting jumped into a gang is a ritual when the gang just beats the shit out of you as a form of initiation into said gang.

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Chad: And then this trio hops into this modified red oldsmobile boat of a car that looks like it came out of the pages of dick tracy.

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Chad: Oh my god, the wheel wells are oversized and puffed out and the back of the car is all bloated.

359
0:35:53,380 --> 0:35:55,990
Chad: Forget about parallel parking this thing anywhere.

360
0:35:56,200 --> 0:35:58,288
Bo: You would need two parking spaces in a row.

361
0:35:58,429 --> 0:36:01,360
Bo: This thing's gonna cost you a fortune to park on any major city street.

362
0:36:01,621 --> 0:36:03,448
Chad: You're putting in two, probably three meters.

363
0:36:03,720 --> 0:36:04,563
Chad: Hey, give it time.

364
0:36:04,723 --> 0:36:05,686
Chad: You let those things right out.

365
0:36:05,706 --> 0:36:06,228
Chad: You're gonna come back.

366
0:36:06,248 --> 0:36:07,411
Chad: You're gonna have three tickets, mister.

367
0:36:07,601 --> 0:36:12,768
Bo: It is just this old Detroit piece of steel immediately as soon as they get in the car.

368
0:36:13,048 --> 0:36:17,422
Bo: Ed from northern exposure is like, hey, you want some edge, let's get high.

369
0:36:17,502 --> 0:36:22,673
Chad: And they pull out these red and blue plastic containers and they just start huffing whatever's inside like their poppers.

370
0:36:22,941 --> 0:36:25,490
Bo: Well, cody doesn't, because cody is now straight edge.

371
0:36:25,661 --> 0:36:33,422
Chad: Well, he chucks him out the window and, from northern exposure, says hey, what gives, used to enjoy getting high with your brother or sister, whoever it is.

372
0:36:33,643 --> 0:36:36,601
Chad: And cody says times change, dude.

373
0:36:36,862 --> 0:36:42,344
Chad: Now look, I realized that bradley greg appeared in stand by me with Corey felton.

374
0:36:42,404 --> 0:36:45,200
Chad: Bradley greg, the person who plays cody, had a much smaller role.

375
0:36:45,380 --> 0:36:51,674
Chad: He was like the number two to keifer southerland in that film, and bradley greg was four years older than cory felton.

376
0:36:51,800 --> 0:36:56,939
Chad: But in this movie bradley greg is doing the greatest impression of cory felton that I've ever seen in my life.

377
0:36:58,183 --> 0:37:01,614
Chad: Yeah, pretty good, pretty good number two Uh-huh, cory felton.

378
0:37:01,695 --> 0:37:03,360
Chad: He actually does a pretty good cory felton impression.

379
0:37:03,600 --> 0:37:04,784
Chad: Not as good as bradley greg, though.

380
0:37:04,864 --> 0:37:10,860
Bo: Yeah yeah, one of the best they drive into the free fire zone, which is this war zone run entirely by children.

381
0:37:11,000 --> 0:37:18,624
Bo: It's like lord of the flies run amok and ed from northern exposure is like we've got to get out of here because the razor heads Control this whole area.

382
0:37:18,825 --> 0:37:19,808
Bo: This is suicide.

383
0:37:19,989 --> 0:37:20,912
Bo: Why are we driving through here?

384
0:37:21,053 --> 0:37:21,755
Bo: Do they have any drugs?

385
0:37:22,016 --> 0:37:28,673
Bo: At which point chad immediately, an armored car with a turret on top of it just starts chasing him.

386
0:37:29,020 --> 0:37:34,213
Bo: We are three minutes out of jail and already being chased by some sort of homemade tank.

387
0:37:34,481 --> 0:37:38,400
Chad: They do stop for a moment to talk to hector, who is the leader of the razor head.

388
0:37:38,560 --> 0:37:39,163
Chad: There are two groups.

389
0:37:39,243 --> 0:37:41,410
Chad: There are the razor heads and they're the black hearts.

390
0:37:41,860 --> 0:37:46,499
Chad: So angel's gonna get jumped into the black hearts and that's the gang that cody used to be a part of.

391
0:37:46,519 --> 0:37:48,772
Chad: I guess Ed from northern exposure is part of it, I don't know.

392
0:37:49,054 --> 0:37:49,920
Chad: And then the razor heads.

393
0:37:50,020 --> 0:37:50,561
Chad: They got a real beef.

394
0:37:50,681 --> 0:37:57,521
Chad: So this encounter with hector ends with ed from northern exposure saying we'll see you in school, assholes.

395
0:37:57,741 --> 0:38:05,315
Chad: And then this is where these off-brand mad max mobiles give chase, just as you said, spraying bullets everywhere.

396
0:38:05,620 --> 0:38:10,330
Chad: There is a 100 chance that members of the razor heads were killed by friendly fire.

397
0:38:10,571 --> 0:38:14,826
Chad: Absolutely, it is just Left right.

398
0:38:14,886 --> 0:38:17,220
Chad: Do what you got to do to stop this boat of a car.

399
0:38:17,560 --> 0:38:19,404
Chad: They're driving through people's yards.

400
0:38:19,544 --> 0:38:24,934
Bo: Explosions are going off Chad as this thing, apparently, is firing mortar shells at them.

401
0:38:25,220 --> 0:38:27,911
Chad: Did you see this one moment in the movie?

402
0:38:27,971 --> 0:38:30,300
Chad: The stunt oversight in this film is non-existent.

403
0:38:30,560 --> 0:38:33,429
Chad: Yes and if you ever watch this movie, please don't, but if you do.

404
0:38:33,630 --> 0:38:49,633
Chad: In this scene, three neighborhood citizens run into a house to get away from all of the gunfire and it might be a mother and a child or a tall woman and a shorter woman, and on their way into the house, the shorter person child just clocks their head into the door frame of this building.

405
0:38:50,261 --> 0:38:54,320
Chad: It's at the eight minute seven second mark, if you want to check it out, I watched it 10 times.

406
0:38:54,561 --> 0:38:56,112
Chad: It's the funniest moment of the whole movie.

407
0:38:56,192 --> 0:38:57,340
Bo: That's fantastic.

408
0:38:57,560 --> 0:38:58,623
Chad: And it's a full run.

409
0:38:58,743 --> 0:39:02,853
Chad: Looking over their shoulder and they turn around and it's just katao great, great.

410
0:39:03,121 --> 0:39:05,368
Bo: That's exactly what you want to see from this movie.

411
0:39:05,589 --> 0:39:14,493
Bo: They end up driving through this barricade, at which point Hector, the head of the razor heads, is in a car pursuing them.

412
0:39:14,780 --> 0:39:28,904
Bo: He is in the back of a pickup truck, which is important because of what happens next somehow or another this truck hits a ramp and goes half a ramp flying into the air, spinning over onto its back and landing.

413
0:39:29,125 --> 0:39:32,880
Bo: At which point Cody says I guess Hector is gonna be a little late for school.

414
0:39:35,711 --> 0:39:35,772
Chad: Oh.

415
0:39:37,400 --> 0:39:47,453
Bo: There is a absolute glut of a team style Explosions of people flying around in this movie which I love which is one of the things that makes this movie great.

416
0:39:48,400 --> 0:39:54,994
Bo: This armored school bus ends up following Cody into the parking lot, or just happens to be behind Cody and his gang.

417
0:39:55,100 --> 0:39:59,635
Chad: Imagine that poor school bus driver picking up these kids in this futuristic dystopia.

418
0:39:59,896 --> 0:40:01,200
Chad: I mean, it's not that far off.

419
0:40:01,742 --> 0:40:02,285
Chad: Trust me.

420
0:40:02,820 --> 0:40:08,604
Chad: But they're all armed because they have to give up their guns when they go into the school at some sort of Second amendment coat.

421
0:40:08,644 --> 0:40:09,548
Chad: Check that they're doing.

422
0:40:09,900 --> 0:40:11,003
Bo: We'll get to it in a second.

423
0:40:11,023 --> 0:40:15,922
Bo: But there's one kid I really love, but so the whole place is protected by some private military Organization.

424
0:40:16,043 --> 0:40:18,054
Bo: One presumes mech attack, but they don't explain that.

425
0:40:18,074 --> 0:40:19,180
Bo: But that's okay, that's fine.

426
0:40:19,320 --> 0:40:21,709
Bo: There's like a watchtower, like a prison.

427
0:40:21,960 --> 0:40:30,620
Bo: There's a speaker announcing that they have to surrender their weapons, like you said, and there is this little one person, future car that somebody has driven to school.

428
0:40:31,142 --> 0:40:31,382
Bo: Uh-huh.

429
0:40:31,643 --> 0:40:33,570
Bo: Oh, that's, daddy definitely bought that.

430
0:40:34,600 --> 0:40:45,193
Bo: And so one of these paramilitary goons comes to search the car and when he tries to resist they grab ed from northern exposure and just drag him off.

431
0:40:45,741 --> 0:40:48,527
Bo: And angel is like hey, we thought go fight the guy.

432
0:40:48,848 --> 0:40:53,867
Speaker 3: And Cody is like no man, you don't want any part of that but he's part of our gang.

433
0:40:53,948 --> 0:40:54,349
Chad: You know what?

434
0:40:54,409 --> 0:40:55,352
Chad: You're a real doof bag.

435
0:40:55,620 --> 0:40:56,764
Chad: What did you say, doof bag?

436
0:40:56,905 --> 0:40:58,350
Chad: Okay, you know, go fucking filth what?

437
0:40:58,420 --> 0:41:00,949
Chad: All right, I'm going to school because I don't want to go back to prison.

438
0:41:01,240 --> 0:41:05,632
Bo: So now we get our three teachers entering, complete with terminator vision.

439
0:41:06,300 --> 0:41:10,111
Bo: As they're scanning the school and it's like we see ruffians, all that kind of stuff.

440
0:41:10,261 --> 0:41:12,014
Chad: You think they're nervous on their first day of school.

441
0:41:12,134 --> 0:41:14,085
Chad: I'm not gonna make friends, so we're gonna sit with the lunch.

442
0:41:14,386 --> 0:41:15,450
Bo: They've got friends already.

443
0:41:15,470 --> 0:41:16,153
Bo: There's three of them.

444
0:41:16,200 --> 0:41:21,333
Bo: It's like if you transferred schools with your best friend, like you've got somebody to hang out with already.

445
0:41:21,440 --> 0:41:24,372
Bo: So you're not dealing with the same kind of social pressures.

446
0:41:24,572 --> 0:41:26,540
Bo: You know it's the first day at a new job.

447
0:41:26,740 --> 0:41:28,464
Bo: You, you're gonna feel nervous about that.

448
0:41:28,705 --> 0:41:38,653
Chad: I like how mr History robot is always wearing this like tweed Jacket and a sweater vest and a tie, and he has this pipe smartly perched in the corner of his mouth.

449
0:41:38,920 --> 0:41:43,713
Chad: He looks like he belongs on the front of the clue board game in multiple roles.

450
0:41:43,940 --> 0:41:46,510
Bo: Chad is somebody that wears a lot of sweater vests.

451
0:41:47,221 --> 0:41:49,169
Bo: That is my work clothes of choice.

452
0:41:49,461 --> 0:41:54,660
Chad: I can tell you right now that every article of clothing that I own that goes over my torso.

453
0:41:54,720 --> 0:41:57,226
Chad: So 100 of them have sleeves.

454
0:41:57,586 --> 0:41:58,589
Chad: Oh not me, chad.

455
0:41:59,110 --> 0:42:02,282
Bo: I'm living the sweater vest lifestyle and I love it.

456
0:42:02,362 --> 0:42:03,285
Bo: I'm never going back.

457
0:42:03,946 --> 0:42:05,771
Chad: I do wear a lot of sport coats though.

458
0:42:05,791 --> 0:42:06,453
Chad: Okay, that's fair.

459
0:42:06,700 --> 0:42:08,124
Chad: I like to look nice when I go out.

460
0:42:08,284 --> 0:42:21,207
Bo: I wear a tie and a button up in the sweater vest almost every day and and I like look yeah, I looked in my mind that is what a teacher looks like, and so when I saw this guy in a sweater vest, I was like I like to cut a disgust ship.

461
0:42:21,701 --> 0:42:23,046
Bo: I like what I like what is going on.

462
0:42:23,861 --> 0:42:37,415
Chad: Uh-huh, I like that, when we see the robot vision in this movie, that it shows us data about their environment, including the school's population, which is 3 287, and it also states that a violent incident happens every two hours and 38 seconds.

463
0:42:37,600 --> 0:42:39,744
Chad: Yes that's like three to four a day.

464
0:42:39,945 --> 0:42:44,514
Bo: That seems kind of low to me for this school being filled with 3000 criminals.

465
0:42:44,600 --> 0:42:45,607
Bo: Yes, right.

466
0:42:45,748 --> 0:42:48,562
Chad: I expected it to be like 20 or 30, but all right.

467
0:42:48,662 --> 0:42:53,493
Chad: And also I applaud the students of Kennedy High School for even going to school to get an education.

468
0:42:53,620 --> 0:42:57,789
Chad: They live in a hellscape, absolutely they want a better life for themselves.

469
0:42:57,920 --> 0:43:02,072
Chad: They would have filled their heads with knowledge bow, or maybe school is where they buy drugs and ammunition.

470
0:43:02,360 --> 0:43:13,372
Bo: This is the scene as they're walking in, they go past one of the kids who's being asked to surrender the weapon and this guy is holding on not holding on to hugging an uzi.

471
0:43:14,841 --> 0:43:17,039
Bo: Like it is his his comfort uzi.

472
0:43:17,541 --> 0:43:20,889
Bo: He's got a special note from this for his doctor to take it on planes.

473
0:43:21,069 --> 0:43:21,711
Chad: Do I gotta?

474
0:43:21,811 --> 0:43:22,633
Chad: Yeah, give me the wooby.

475
0:43:23,401 --> 0:43:26,491
Chad: I don't want to give you the wooby you got to give me the wooby, but I love it so much.

476
0:43:26,880 --> 0:43:28,907
Bo: We'll give it back to you at the end of the day, okay.

477
0:43:28,927 --> 0:43:30,111
Chad: It better have all the bullets.

478
0:43:30,360 --> 0:43:37,425
Bo: It will, it will, it's gonna be okay on his way in kody is accosted by his old Gang, the black hearts.

479
0:43:37,686 --> 0:43:41,357
Chad: So kody, your brother sister here, says you don't want to be a black hot, no more.

480
0:43:41,578 --> 0:43:43,482
Chad: And kody responds what if I don't?

481
0:43:43,723 --> 0:43:46,268
Chad: And also you can tell who's in the black heart gang.

482
0:43:46,408 --> 0:44:00,192
Chad: Because they have a small black heart drawn on their face with a sharpie marker, or quite possibly a crayola marker that is Losing its ink, like you got to run it under warm water to get it flowing again and to get out of the gang.

483
0:44:00,380 --> 0:44:06,060
Chad: All you got to have is some lava, so pot water and a little elbow grease and boom, you're out of black heart no more.

484
0:44:06,461 --> 0:44:14,175
Bo: Also, chad, there is a healthy amount of green and purple in their outfits, which make them all look like they are henchmen for the Joker.

485
0:44:14,560 --> 0:44:28,634
Chad: Yes, and at the end of the movie, kody puts on a new jacket that makes him look like count von count from sesame street, which is purple and black with a hint of green, and they're like, I guess we're gonna have to waste you if you don't want to be in our club anymore.

486
0:44:28,821 --> 0:44:29,904
Bo: If you ain't with us, you're a.

487
0:44:29,944 --> 0:44:30,305
Chad: Guinness.

488
0:44:30,506 --> 0:44:34,940
Chad: We're gonna have to kill you, kody says, if I get caught, gang, and then I go back to prison.

489
0:44:35,281 --> 0:44:38,952
Chad: So I guess you'll have to kill me or go back to prison and I die either way.

490
0:44:39,360 --> 0:44:46,140
Bo: Dad needs heads into school, angel seems very disappointed by the fact that kody has sort of turned his back on the gang.

491
0:44:46,500 --> 0:44:52,428
Chad: Is everybody in the future dressed like they're on the set of a for non blondes video shoot 100%.

492
0:44:52,668 --> 0:44:53,410
Chad: They're wearing this.

493
0:44:53,471 --> 0:44:55,255
Chad: Pretend futuristic, get up.

494
0:44:55,295 --> 0:45:01,813
Chad: But there's also a whiff of steampunk thrown in there, but it's accidental cast and crew alike.

495
0:45:01,853 --> 0:45:03,137
Bo: Chad, oh, watch go.

496
0:45:07,906 --> 0:45:11,681
Chad: She went on to write and produce a lot of pinks music that makes some sense.

497
0:45:11,942 --> 0:45:16,256
Chad: Yeah, that lead singer I forget her name right now, but yeah, I was like, oh, good for you, pink makes a fortune.

498
0:45:16,405 --> 0:45:23,245
Chad: There you go, cut to Stacy Keach on his first day and he's in the robot war room watching all of his robots do their robot teaching.

499
0:45:23,406 --> 0:45:27,965
Chad: There's a lot of fake computers with machines with lots of lights flickering and video monitors.

500
0:45:28,045 --> 0:45:29,133
Chad: You know the type I'm talking about.

501
0:45:29,153 --> 0:45:31,347
Chad: They've been around since, like the 1950s Mm-hmm.

502
0:45:31,768 --> 0:45:38,645
Chad: And the soundtrack for this movie is Garbage, and I don't mean the pop songs that were used in it or the real songs, like the musical score.

503
0:45:38,905 --> 0:45:44,136
Chad: It sounds like it was composed on a Casio keyboard with the extended drum kit feature.

504
0:45:44,417 --> 0:45:45,339
Chad: It's terrible.

505
0:45:45,505 --> 0:45:46,548
Bo: Yeah, it's pretty bad.

506
0:45:46,628 --> 0:45:58,085
Bo: The actual songs being used aren't nearly as bad yeah that closing credits one is rough, yeah, that's yeah it's like this royalty-free version of don't you forget about me very much.

507
0:45:58,930 --> 0:46:13,205
Bo: I also like when they cut away from the robot lab there's a sign flashing in the hallway of the school that says obey, respect, learn Mm-hmm, I kind of get the idea that there's something approaching a theme being knotted out here.

508
0:46:13,626 --> 0:46:15,674
Bo: But that's not this kind of movie.

509
0:46:15,835 --> 0:46:18,465
Bo: You're not gonna learn a lesson from class of 1999.

510
0:46:18,705 --> 0:46:28,169
Bo: Then Malcolm McDowell shows up to give the robots in his office the files on the problem students, or he's like here, here's some real motherfuckers.

511
0:46:28,267 --> 0:46:31,526
Chad: I put all of the problem students into your classrooms.

512
0:46:31,623 --> 0:46:32,259
Chad: Ah, good luck.

513
0:46:32,665 --> 0:46:41,725
Chad: My fantastic robotic trio is going to take care of all of the terrible troublemakers here in my high school Fantastic, can you do that thing with your face one more time?

514
0:46:41,865 --> 0:46:44,433
Bo: I know I keep having you do it, but it's so incredible.

515
0:46:44,774 --> 0:46:45,215
Bo: I love CS.

516
0:46:47,146 --> 0:46:51,074
Chad: Yes, fantastic, let me get my secretary in here.

517
0:46:51,837 --> 0:46:52,862
Chad: Mrs Kinney said come in here.

518
0:46:52,882 --> 0:46:54,107
Bo: You've got to see something, don't wait.

519
0:46:54,248 --> 0:46:55,916
Bo: She knows about the secret experiment.

520
0:46:56,016 --> 0:46:57,805
Bo: It's not as secret as I make it out to be.

521
0:46:57,966 --> 0:47:01,259
Bo: It's sort of like saying you know, the all-of-godness, an Italian restaurant.

522
0:47:01,480 --> 0:47:05,915
Bo: It's not really Italian, it's more American Italian, but that matters barely a restaurant.

523
0:47:06,076 --> 0:47:08,985
Bo: Although I do love the endless soup and breadsticks.

524
0:47:09,386 --> 0:47:10,669
Bo: I guess I'm not alone in this room.

525
0:47:10,810 --> 0:47:13,316
Bo: Oh wait, your robots, you don't eat anything.

526
0:47:13,437 --> 0:47:13,657
Chad: That's.

527
0:47:14,145 --> 0:47:14,627
Bo: Incredible.

528
0:47:14,868 --> 0:47:16,654
Bo: I keep forgetting because you're so lifelike.

529
0:47:16,775 --> 0:47:18,481
Bo: Anyway, I've assigned you to your classes.

530
0:47:18,662 --> 0:47:19,405
Bo: Enjoy your first day.

531
0:47:19,927 --> 0:47:21,473
Bo: Oh also, I've given you a gift bag.

532
0:47:21,493 --> 0:47:24,605
Bo: You're gonna find some post-it notes in there, also some pins highlighters.

533
0:47:24,625 --> 0:47:29,362
Bo: I don't know what these children do with all these highlighters, but they go through them like toilet paper.

534
0:47:29,483 --> 0:47:31,069
Chad: So we cut to Pam Grierbott.

535
0:47:31,169 --> 0:47:32,173
Chad: It's her science class.

536
0:47:32,474 --> 0:47:35,525
Chad: Cody walks in and he sits down to a girl named Christie.

537
0:47:35,786 --> 0:47:37,410
Chad: She's the pretty girl in our movie.

538
0:47:37,571 --> 0:47:42,565
Chad: She also, it turns out, is the daughter of the school's principal, malcolm McDowell.

539
0:47:42,745 --> 0:47:57,399
Chad: Now Christie is played by an actress named Tracy Lynn or possibly Tracy Lynn, depending upon which day it is and it turns out, in real life, though, she was romantically involved with Dodie Fied, the guy who died with Princess Diana of Wales.

540
0:47:58,327 --> 0:48:06,460
Chad: Yeah, and Tracy Lynn later accused Dodie Fied of multiple forms of abuse, but he was already dead when all that came out, so he couldn't really refute the charges.

541
0:48:06,741 --> 0:48:07,685
Chad: You know being dead and all.

542
0:48:07,946 --> 0:48:11,485
Bo: Yeah, it's tough to you have to hold a seance in the court and that hardly stands up.

543
0:48:11,646 --> 0:48:13,273
Chad: They're not allowing lie detector test.

544
0:48:13,293 --> 0:48:15,061
Chad: You think they're gonna take testimony from a seance?

545
0:48:15,262 --> 0:48:15,805
Chad: Forget about it.

546
0:48:16,126 --> 0:48:17,430
Bo: Oh man, if only Chad.

547
0:48:17,671 --> 0:48:19,356
Bo: I wish we lived in that kind of world.

548
0:48:21,726 --> 0:48:24,432
Bo: All these Trump trials would be a million times better.

549
0:48:24,673 --> 0:48:38,285
Chad: It seems like it would make murder trials very quick, like we are summoning the ghost of Susan Mactarian who killed you, joey clack, clack guilty, you just get the Ouija board out.

550
0:48:38,667 --> 0:48:41,258
Bo: Did the guy that we put on trial murder you?

551
0:48:41,278 --> 0:48:44,570
Bo: Alright, now put your one finger, don't push it, don't push it.

552
0:48:44,671 --> 0:48:48,002
Bo: You just put your finger on there and I can feel it, I'm not.

553
0:48:48,223 --> 0:48:48,845
Bo: Oh, it says yes.

554
0:48:49,106 --> 0:48:51,812
Bo: Well, I'm afraid the death penalty for you ask it, ask it.

555
0:48:51,932 --> 0:48:53,135
Chad: I want the name of the killer.

556
0:48:53,155 --> 0:48:54,578
Chad: Hold on F you.

557
0:48:55,567 --> 0:48:58,125
Bo: See, oh, I know where this is pushing it.

558
0:48:58,446 --> 0:49:01,214
Bo: That's the fifth time this week that the murder was.

559
0:49:01,275 --> 0:49:04,048
Bo: Fuck you, you know what?

560
0:49:04,208 --> 0:49:06,456
Bo: Just go to the magic a ball that's gonna be clean.

561
0:49:07,426 --> 0:49:08,288
Bo: Is this the murder?

562
0:49:08,368 --> 0:49:09,130
Bo: Shake, shake, shake.

563
0:49:09,411 --> 0:49:10,212
Bo: Ask again later.

564
0:49:10,633 --> 0:49:12,697
Chad: Ah damn the courts in recess.

565
0:49:12,878 --> 0:49:13,319
Chad: We'll be back.

566
0:49:14,766 --> 0:49:23,236
Bo: So, anyway, Cody sits beside Tracy Land a K Christie in this movie and then in comes Pam Greer Looking great in this movie.

567
0:49:23,296 --> 0:49:24,665
Bo: She's got quite the hair.

568
0:49:25,247 --> 0:49:28,558
Chad: She is so underutilized in this film 100%.

569
0:49:28,745 --> 0:49:42,711
Bo: This is a real waste of Pam Greer, although Pam this scene she's great in and then she kind of fades in the background of the movie, unfortunately it's a real shame yeah especially having seen what she is capable of in Cinema from around this era.

570
0:49:42,892 --> 0:49:46,985
Chad: When she walks into this classroom, all the students are there.

571
0:49:47,426 --> 0:49:55,491
Chad: It looks like the start of the Muppet movie when they're all in the theater, it's just absolute chaos Up to and including Chad.

572
0:49:55,531 --> 0:50:01,277
Bo: Somebody with a plunger that Drops it down to blow up a seat nearby.

573
0:50:01,666 --> 0:50:03,432
Bo: Somebody's got boomerang fish.

574
0:50:03,632 --> 0:50:04,275
Bo: It's all there.

575
0:50:05,226 --> 0:50:10,205
Chad: Pam Greer comes in and she says I am your chemistry teacher and this one Ruffian's like fuck off.

576
0:50:10,789 --> 0:50:14,469
Chad: And Pam Greer bot says if you're gonna be in my class, you have to be cool.

577
0:50:14,589 --> 0:50:29,645
Chad: And then this escalates to Pam Greer bot coming over knocking this student to the ground and then Jamming the stiletto heel of her shoe into this guy's foot and the guy just starts screaming and yelling and losing his mind.

578
0:50:30,108 --> 0:50:32,504
Bo: She ends up throwing one dude around.

579
0:50:33,446 --> 0:50:41,192
Bo: She puts him in a chokehold to give him to sit down, and Hector is the one that she steps on the heel up and then she just ruffs up both of these dudes.

580
0:50:41,275 --> 0:50:43,684
Chad: Yeah, there's one guy in the back of the room, barry.

581
0:50:43,684 --> 0:50:45,835
Chad: He's like whoa, I'm starting to tingle.

582
0:50:46,096 --> 0:50:47,745
Bo: I think I just learned something about myself.

583
0:50:49,250 --> 0:50:51,035
Bo: And then everyone just starts acting normal.

584
0:50:51,406 --> 0:50:57,852
Bo: Yeah, meanwhile the nerds back in the robot lab are like oh, her skin temperature jumped up, but now it's normal again.

585
0:50:57,993 --> 0:50:59,965
Bo: She handled that with grace and aplomb.

586
0:51:00,406 --> 0:51:03,416
Chad: I think the guy that she stabbed in the foot was Hector, that's right.

587
0:51:03,485 --> 0:51:05,794
Chad: Remember the one who got chunked out of the back of that truck.

588
0:51:05,934 --> 0:51:08,925
Chad: Yeah, so he's still alive apparently and he gets a hole in his foot.

589
0:51:09,086 --> 0:51:10,556
Bo: Like that's rough.

590
0:51:10,616 --> 0:51:11,945
Bo: He's never gonna walk the same again.

591
0:51:12,165 --> 0:51:19,000
Chad: This movie also bow, has a lot of winks, or tippo the hat to a clockwork orange oh, malcolm McDowell's on it.

592
0:51:19,040 --> 0:51:21,872
Chad: So, first off, that's what you're thinking of, because you can't get that out of your head.

593
0:51:21,892 --> 0:51:34,556
Chad: As you mentioned in the introduction, hector has fake eyelashes under his right eye and one of the black hearts constantly wears a little bowler hat, and later, stacey Keech, he's drinking a glass of milk for no explainable reason.

594
0:51:35,471 --> 0:51:40,785
Chad: Maybe that was just me, but it seemed odd that there were this many things that reminded me of a clockwork.

595
0:51:41,126 --> 0:51:41,266
Bo: Orange.

596
0:51:41,326 --> 0:51:51,796
Bo: Also, it was weird that when you first meet Cody, he starts off by giving this whole speech about how there was him and His three droogs and also they're in a milk bar.

597
0:51:52,206 --> 0:51:54,691
Bo: Then there's the whole scene with the giant penis.

598
0:51:54,912 --> 0:51:56,775
Bo: Wait, I think I just watched that clockwork orange.

599
0:51:56,816 --> 0:51:59,869
Bo: Again, I think you do, boy.

600
0:51:59,930 --> 0:52:02,045
Bo: I really black it out a lot lately.

601
0:52:02,447 --> 0:52:10,704
Chad: Do you remember when I was younger, like middle school or high school, I had a poster of a clockwork orange and it wasn't just like a normal-sized poster.

602
0:52:10,784 --> 0:52:16,705
Chad: Yeah, this poster was easily four to five feet tall and however many feet wide on my wall.

603
0:52:17,007 --> 0:52:19,205
Chad: If my kid had that, we would need to have a talk.

604
0:52:19,546 --> 0:52:24,325
Bo: I didn't think about it until really just now that know, your parents.

605
0:52:24,567 --> 0:52:31,117
Bo: It's amazing to me that they never stopped you and said Chad, did you watch a clockwork orange, when and how?

606
0:52:31,518 --> 0:52:34,025
Bo: And we do need to have a conversation about this.

607
0:52:34,809 --> 0:52:37,605
Chad: I not only watched it, I've watched it multiple times and I've read the book.

608
0:52:37,906 --> 0:52:39,028
Chad: What do you want to talk about?

609
0:52:39,148 --> 0:52:43,258
Chad: Comparisons between the two themes of escalating violence in society?

610
0:52:43,418 --> 0:52:54,188
Chad: Whether Alex is an anti-hero or just a villain the disassociated nature of ultra violent people living among a normal society, because if that's the case, we could really talk about Crime and punishes.

611
0:52:54,208 --> 0:52:58,965
Chad: Well, in fact, I've started putting together a side by what mom dad up Vernon's back on the porn again.

612
0:53:00,087 --> 0:53:03,033
Bo: So after class, christy introduces herself to Cody.

613
0:53:03,334 --> 0:53:10,717
Chad: Hi, my dad's the principal and my name's Christy, and you know what I like to do change my outfits, and I love big, dangly earrings.

614
0:53:10,797 --> 0:53:11,518
Chad: It's kind of my thing.

615
0:53:12,748 --> 0:53:15,697
Chad: So, cody, are we gonna go on a date or what?

616
0:53:16,506 --> 0:53:18,009
Chad: This is the door to my classroom.

617
0:53:18,190 --> 0:53:19,453
Chad: Maybe I'll call you later.

618
0:53:19,733 --> 0:53:21,357
Chad: Maybe definitely gonna call me.

619
0:53:21,417 --> 0:53:21,898
Chad: I'm gonna call you.

620
0:53:21,966 --> 0:53:22,698
Chad: I'm gonna see you later.

621
0:53:22,759 --> 0:53:28,878
Bo: Oh my god, one of the guys from the gang is like Cody, you might as well stick your dick in a meat grinder.

622
0:53:28,978 --> 0:53:30,772
Bo: And he's like hey, what's that all about?

623
0:53:30,953 --> 0:53:33,165
Bo: And she's like, oh, I think I know what that's about.

624
0:53:33,326 --> 0:53:41,959
Bo: It's because the principal is my dad and everything and if he catches you doing something untowards with me, he's probably gonna expel you and maybe send you back to jail or something.

625
0:53:42,260 --> 0:53:43,405
Bo: Anyway, give me a ring Bye.

626
0:53:44,267 --> 0:53:45,533
Chad: Like I buried peaks around the corner.

627
0:53:45,673 --> 0:53:47,783
Chad: What'd they say about sticking your dick in a meat grinder, barry?

628
0:53:47,823 --> 0:53:48,205
Chad: What a day.

629
0:53:48,587 --> 0:53:49,915
Chad: I can't wait to journal about this later.

630
0:53:50,016 --> 0:53:51,224
Bo: The next class is history.

631
0:53:51,264 --> 0:53:55,125
Bo: Chad yes, with my favorite character of the movie the robot history teacher.

632
0:53:55,406 --> 0:53:56,268
Chad: He's having the most fun.

633
0:53:56,369 --> 0:53:59,819
Chad: As you mentioned in the intro, he comes in and gives this whole speech.

634
0:54:00,060 --> 0:54:05,645
Bo: All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be the most difficult class you've ever had.

635
0:54:06,166 --> 0:54:09,438
Bo: There's going to be two hours of homework every night.

636
0:54:09,759 --> 0:54:11,385
Bo: A test every two weeks.

637
0:54:12,128 --> 0:54:22,399
Chad: I operate from a model of absolute zero tolerance for Chicanery, tom foolery and especially Jack assery, and then none of the students give him any respect.

638
0:54:22,785 --> 0:54:26,181
Bo: Absolutely not, in fact, to immediately start fighting.

639
0:54:26,302 --> 0:54:54,505
Bo: At the background, we get some more Terminator vision again, where it's like murder them, yell at them Corporal punishment and that's the one he picks, so he goes over Chad, grabs these two dudes up yeah, I'm back to his desk puts one over his knee, steps on the other one so he can't move, and then does this robot spanking when it's real fast and this mechanical motion and just spanks both of them 20 times.

640
0:54:54,766 --> 0:54:58,254
Chad: It's not like three wax, just so that you know you did something wrong.

641
0:54:58,374 --> 0:55:00,018
Chad: Yeah, it's a real wipe wipe, wipe, wipe.

642
0:55:00,506 --> 0:55:04,899
Chad: It's like fog horn, leg horn, beating that dog's ass with the two by four.

643
0:55:05,120 --> 0:55:06,985
Bo: Yes, it is great.

644
0:55:07,567 --> 0:55:08,892
Bo: I love this so much.

645
0:55:09,032 --> 0:55:10,597
Chad: Barry's in the back of the class.

646
0:55:10,758 --> 0:55:12,725
Chad: What do I gotta do to get some of that?

647
0:55:13,186 --> 0:55:15,032
Bo: Wait, does Pam Greerbot?

648
0:55:15,112 --> 0:55:16,035
Bo: Does she spank?

649
0:55:19,126 --> 0:55:23,398
Bo: If so, I have a feeling that Barry's gonna be an intolerable student.

650
0:55:24,346 --> 0:55:33,620
Chad: We cut to our movies, bad guy Stacy Keach and his scientists in robot HQ, and they all applaud about how this robot handled the situation.

651
0:55:33,640 --> 0:55:35,385
Chad: Like very good, exactly what we wanted.

652
0:55:36,387 --> 0:55:45,353
Chad: And then the school bell rings and all the students dash out the front door of the school to go fire their Semi-automatic weapons, while high on drugs and continuing gang wars.

653
0:55:45,393 --> 0:55:54,454
Chad: There's one scene in this movie where all the kids leave school and one of the actors in the film jumps from the top step with his arms In the air with that motion.

654
0:55:55,786 --> 0:55:59,937
Chad: It's delightful that he hasn't lost that sense of childlike mirth.

655
0:56:00,177 --> 0:56:03,145
Bo: One thing we can agree on is this movie has a sense of whimsy.

656
0:56:04,451 --> 0:56:17,816
Bo: Angel, by the way, is like hey, guess what, cody, I've been thinking, carry your bike and they go inside their house where they find Ed from Northern exposure all bloody and he's got some cymbal slashed into his chest.

657
0:56:17,914 --> 0:56:18,868
Chad: Oh, I didn't see that.

658
0:56:18,948 --> 0:56:22,300
Chad: I thought he just opened up his shirt and he was like they got me in the parking lot.

659
0:56:22,440 --> 0:56:23,383
Chad: You guys left me.

660
0:56:23,484 --> 0:56:23,825
Chad: Look at this.

661
0:56:24,106 --> 0:56:28,765
Chad: And there's all of this sorry ass horror movie makeup slashes on his body.

662
0:56:29,326 --> 0:56:30,630
Chad: It looks real cheap.

663
0:56:30,851 --> 0:56:33,097
Chad: It matches the crappy blood on his face also.

664
0:56:33,145 --> 0:56:41,485
Chad: I would have pointed out wikipedia says that Ed from Northern exposure is the adopted brother in this movie and that Cody and Angel are half siblings.

665
0:56:42,128 --> 0:56:46,125
Chad: I don't know where they got this information like ancestry, calm or 23 and me.

666
0:56:46,567 --> 0:56:55,138
Chad: I have no idea, but somebody put that on wikipedia, which is the most trusted source of information on the internet, because the internet is extremely untrustworthy also don't trust wikipedia.

667
0:56:55,305 --> 0:56:57,353
Chad: Angel asks him who got you the rather head?

668
0:56:57,613 --> 0:57:00,925
Chad: And Ed from Northern exposure says no it was that Nazi security guards.

669
0:57:01,106 --> 0:57:02,833
Chad: They turn me over to that new history teacher.

670
0:57:02,954 --> 0:57:03,576
Chad: He's insane.

671
0:57:03,757 --> 0:57:05,465
Chad: I'm like man that's spanking got out of control.

672
0:57:05,867 --> 0:57:07,495
Chad: Yeah but don't bury ears about this.

673
0:57:07,636 --> 0:57:10,370
Bo: Then Ed from Northern exposure is like hey, I need a hit.

674
0:57:10,491 --> 0:57:12,442
Bo: Can you guys find me some drugs to do?

675
0:57:12,643 --> 0:57:13,567
Chad: sure thing I'll be right back.

676
0:57:13,707 --> 0:57:23,365
Chad: And then Cody's drinking a beer, which, look, I don't condone underage drinking, but I did like that they were drinking beer in this movie and that the brand of the beer was beer.

677
0:57:24,146 --> 0:57:29,013
Chad: And it's a label paste over a Coors bottle, but beer is written in the Coors font.

678
0:57:29,093 --> 0:57:29,834
Chad: But then Chad.

679
0:57:30,896 --> 0:57:40,845
Bo: Out of this back room or the kitchen or something, angel comes running out with the edge that he is swiped, chased by their mother, who is also a junkie.

680
0:57:41,186 --> 0:57:41,448
Bo: Yeah.

681
0:57:41,669 --> 0:57:45,362
Bo: Hey, that's my edge, what you do and taking all my edge.

682
0:57:45,522 --> 0:57:48,230
Bo: And then angels is like hey, guess what?

683
0:57:48,250 --> 0:57:49,895
Bo: Mom, look, who's home from Britain.

684
0:57:50,377 --> 0:57:54,795
Bo: Oh look, you come crawling back and Cody's like you guys are all pathetic.

685
0:57:55,658 --> 0:57:57,905
Chad: He chunks the beer bottle with wall smash.

686
0:57:58,105 --> 0:58:04,041
Bo: Yeah, and then just runs off on his motorcycle, which is the appropriate thing to do in this situation.

687
0:58:04,241 --> 0:58:05,825
Bo: You got to get out of there, cody.

688
0:58:06,005 --> 0:58:20,415
Bo: Everything is going wrong at home way to Danger zone we cut back to one presumes the next day, where at school Christie is being accosted by a gang member.

689
0:58:20,776 --> 0:58:27,609
Chad: She walks past a group of razor heads and one of them shouts out so do smart girls give bed ahead?

690
0:58:28,076 --> 0:58:28,759
Chad: Good one high-five.

691
0:58:28,979 --> 0:58:33,515
Chad: She walks around the corner and then one of the razor heads begins to sexually assault her.

692
0:58:33,695 --> 0:58:40,815
Chad: Yes, cody sees this, runs around the corner and he shouts out hey, you get your damn hands off her.

693
0:58:41,276 --> 0:58:55,879
Chad: Cody punches the razor head in the face and he spins around three times and then Cody and Christie Go to the enchantment under the sea dance and they have a child who grows up and later time travels with a Wide-eyed, crazy haired Scientist and both.

694
0:58:55,919 --> 0:58:59,452
Chad: That is the unknown back story to how Rick and Morty was created.

695
0:58:59,693 --> 0:59:02,384
Bo: Huh yeah, are you sure you didn't just watch back to the future again?

696
0:59:02,666 --> 0:59:04,835
Chad: No, I'm pretty sure I just made that up, fair enough.

697
0:59:05,096 --> 0:59:10,395
Bo: So then, chad, after all of this business, ever Cody that we went Cody stops away, uh-huh.

698
0:59:11,738 --> 0:59:17,715
Bo: The PE teacher shows up and pulls Cody off of him and drags him to Malcolm McDowell's office.

699
0:59:18,176 --> 0:59:22,689
Chad: I appreciate the fact that you stopped my daughter from being raped repeatedly.

700
0:59:22,809 --> 0:59:24,975
Chad: I would assume that's how they normally do it around here.

701
0:59:25,096 --> 0:59:25,948
Chad: I really, really do.

702
0:59:26,150 --> 0:59:31,631
Chad: Thank you, but honestly you should have gone to a teacher for help like who the PE teachers?

703
0:59:31,792 --> 0:59:32,835
Bo: crazy man.

704
0:59:33,537 --> 0:59:35,384
Bo: Well, I think we're just about done here.

705
0:59:35,425 --> 0:59:41,648
Bo: I'm going to let things slide this one time, mister, but in the future when you're breaking up an attempted rape.

706
0:59:41,708 --> 0:59:43,615
Chad: Don't use so much ultra violence.

707
0:59:43,837 --> 0:59:45,695
Chad: You're going to go back to prison now after class.

708
0:59:45,715 --> 0:59:49,430
Chad: They didn't want to catch my reference to clockwork orange when I said ultra violence, anyone.

709
0:59:49,992 --> 0:59:51,960
Chad: No, all right, no time for the old in and out love.

710
0:59:52,060 --> 0:59:56,135
Chad: Come to read the meter, I'm saying, and in the rain, anyone nothing, nothing from anyone.

711
0:59:56,376 --> 0:59:58,463
Bo: All right, well, what class are you going to?

712
0:59:58,544 --> 1:00:01,555
Bo: Anyway, I've got P with this crazy son of a bitch.

713
1:00:02,097 --> 1:00:05,555
Bo: Yes, come with me to your PE class, be so off they go.

714
1:00:05,936 --> 1:00:12,355
Chad: But this gym teacher is teaching wrestling and the gym teacher is wearing a full wrestling singlet.

715
1:00:12,536 --> 1:00:13,163
Bo: That's how you do it.

716
1:00:13,405 --> 1:00:13,688
Chad: Is it?

717
1:00:13,829 --> 1:00:14,395
Chad: Yeah, is it?

718
1:00:14,676 --> 1:00:28,940
Chad: I don't think it is the PE coach is Forcing one of the Blackheart gang members to do multiple push-ups, and then the guy just collapses and he kind of slaps him around a little bit and he sends everybody off to the showers Except for Cody beep boop, you need to stay here.

719
1:00:29,181 --> 1:00:31,874
Chad: And then he just proceeds to just beat the shit out of.

720
1:00:31,914 --> 1:00:34,641
Bo: Cody Absolutely beats the holy hell out of him.

721
1:00:34,782 --> 1:00:37,147
Bo: At which point he's like, hey, have you had enough?

722
1:00:37,488 --> 1:00:40,075
Bo: And Cody says you should really lay off the steroids.

723
1:00:40,498 --> 1:00:43,078
Bo: I hear they shrink your robot penis, mm-hmm.

724
1:00:43,420 --> 1:00:53,977
Bo: And this robot who, whether or not possesses a penis or not, we're never sure, but he does take this very personally and then continues to beat the shit out of Cody, the.

725
1:00:54,037 --> 1:00:56,585
Chad: Blackheart member who was being forced to do all those push-ups.

726
1:00:56,715 --> 1:01:03,119
Chad: He goes into the locker room, does a hit of edge, grabs a gun and he's like you know what, I'm just gonna go shoot this guy.

727
1:01:03,319 --> 1:01:09,148
Chad: And he walks in and sees the PE teacher beating the hell out of Cody and Cody's face is now just covered in blood.

728
1:01:09,288 --> 1:01:13,382
Chad: The guy pulls a gun out hey, you get your damn hands off of him.

729
1:01:13,402 --> 1:01:13,662
Chad: Her.

730
1:01:13,863 --> 1:01:25,855
Chad: And then coach robot leaps into action, twist this gangbangers arm around and then snaps his neck, killing this kid yes, who is played by a 25 year old, because all of the teenagers in this are clearly able to rent a car.

731
1:01:26,176 --> 1:01:27,702
Bo: Yes, they all have full beards.

732
1:01:28,176 --> 1:01:30,240
Bo: Yes, mortgages.

733
1:01:30,601 --> 1:01:31,803
Bo: Couple of kids at home?

734
1:01:31,863 --> 1:01:32,525
Bo: Yeah for sure.

735
1:01:32,765 --> 1:01:37,160
Bo: And then Stacy Keach, meanwhile, that was fantastic.

736
1:01:37,221 --> 1:01:38,365
Bo: Well, this is wonderful.

737
1:01:38,546 --> 1:01:40,695
Bo: All these robots are evolving and learning.

738
1:01:40,956 --> 1:01:45,549
Bo: This is the best possible outcome, and this bald nerd Marv Well sir.

739
1:01:46,231 --> 1:01:47,495
Bo: I don't know about this boss.

740
1:01:47,996 --> 1:01:52,467
Bo: I really think that these robots killing some of the teenagers is a bad outcome.

741
1:01:53,397 --> 1:01:55,386
Chad: They're educating them as well as killing them.

742
1:01:55,708 --> 1:01:57,215
Chad: Right, you can't have one without the other.

743
1:01:57,556 --> 1:02:00,586
Chad: You know what they say you're going to make an omelet, you're going to have to kill some children.

744
1:02:00,796 --> 1:02:04,855
Bo: I don't think that's what they say sir, I think that this is a bad outcome.

745
1:02:05,317 --> 1:02:07,447
Bo: I, I'm just gonna crunch a few more numbers.

746
1:02:07,668 --> 1:02:09,075
Bo: Yes, yes, you do that, nerd linger.

747
1:02:09,236 --> 1:02:12,315
Bo: And in the meantime, these robots will have the run of the school.

748
1:02:12,737 --> 1:02:16,775
Chad: Turn the monitor back on the one in the girls locker room, better yet, the one in the girls bathroom.

749
1:02:16,936 --> 1:02:17,558
Chad: You know what I like.

750
1:02:18,937 --> 1:02:19,864
Bo: Bring Barry in here.

751
1:02:19,924 --> 1:02:21,455
Bo: I think he's going to enjoy some of this.

752
1:02:21,877 --> 1:02:25,651
Bo: So outside, christie is waiting for Cody, who's coming out of the infirmary.

753
1:02:25,912 --> 1:02:26,775
Bo: What happened to you?

754
1:02:27,336 --> 1:02:28,319
Chad: I hate to see what.

755
1:02:28,379 --> 1:02:31,667
Chad: What happened if you tried to help an old lady across the street?

756
1:02:31,848 --> 1:02:34,804
Chad: Also, thanks for preventing my rape earlier.

757
1:02:34,844 --> 1:02:36,009
Chad: You're a real stand-up guy.

758
1:02:36,230 --> 1:02:37,635
Bo: I don't really want to talk right now.

759
1:02:37,756 --> 1:02:39,606
Bo: I just saw a friend die.

760
1:02:39,988 --> 1:02:41,115
Chad: I think he was my friend.

761
1:02:41,235 --> 1:02:49,853
Chad: I mean, we never spoke in the movie, but I do think if we took some time to get to know each other we would have found that we had a lot in common day drinking, drug abuse, etc.

762
1:02:49,894 --> 1:02:50,034
Chad: Etc.

763
1:02:50,837 --> 1:02:53,626
Chad: Anyway, that PE teacher didn't have to kill my best friend.

764
1:02:53,686 --> 1:02:54,489
Chad: Who in the future?

765
1:02:54,535 --> 1:03:01,322
Bo: Maybe if it wasn't dead, christie by the way, is like well, you know, that guy did pull a gun, he was kind of asking for it.

766
1:03:01,503 --> 1:03:10,715
Bo: At which point Cody says you mean Mohawk, my friend, who was my best friend, who I didn't really talk to but I really, since that we were really gonna get along.

767
1:03:11,176 --> 1:03:19,883
Bo: I'm sad that all the days ahead of us where we could just hang out and talk and play some video games, do some day drinking, this never gonna happen.

768
1:03:19,963 --> 1:03:22,531
Bo: He was so wasted because I know Mohawk.

769
1:03:22,751 --> 1:03:24,496
Bo: If anybody knows Mohawk, it's me.

770
1:03:24,556 --> 1:03:29,528
Bo: Okay, cuz I just got out of jail and I learned that sometimes you could be a best friend.

771
1:03:29,756 --> 1:03:36,595
Bo: There's a great line from Gonzo the great says there's not a word yet for old friends who just met, and that was me and Mohawk.

772
1:03:36,856 --> 1:03:46,355
Bo: We were old friends who just met and he was so wasted he wouldn't have known which in the bullets came out of I'm out of here and so he just leaves Christie behind.

773
1:03:47,237 --> 1:03:52,413
Chad: We cut to mr History robots teaching class and he's given a lesson on the Trojan War.

774
1:03:52,613 --> 1:03:53,959
Chad: That's pretty clever, how fitting.

775
1:03:54,360 --> 1:04:07,807
Chad: There's a knock on the door, enter Ed from Northern exposure, who's all tanked up on the drug edge and his face is covered in blood, so much so that it looks like he lost a Round of hands-free strawberry pie eating contest.

776
1:04:07,988 --> 1:04:08,771
Chad: It's covered.

777
1:04:08,851 --> 1:04:09,915
Chad: And then ever northern exposure.

778
1:04:10,036 --> 1:04:11,768
Chad: He staggers around the classroom.

779
1:04:11,869 --> 1:04:18,088
Chad: The acting here is Superb for a high school production of the film clean, and so I mean it is a guy.

780
1:04:20,096 --> 1:04:24,991
Bo: Yes, and there are people at the river like geez, ed, you need to sit down, man.

781
1:04:25,232 --> 1:04:26,315
Bo: No, I got it.

782
1:04:26,897 --> 1:04:27,960
Bo: I feel great.

783
1:04:28,221 --> 1:04:40,723
Bo: And he walks over to the history teacher, bot yeah berries in the back, spanking, spanking, spanking and Ed just leans over and vomits yeah.

784
1:04:40,904 --> 1:04:50,208
Bo: At which point the history teacher is like well, that's just about enough of that and takes him outside into the hallway and Cody kind of registers some alarm, like oh, that ain't good.

785
1:04:50,429 --> 1:04:50,749
Bo: Mm-hmm.

786
1:04:50,915 --> 1:04:58,895
Bo: And the history teacher takes Ed from northern exposure into the hallway to his locker, punches through the locker and rips the door off.

787
1:04:59,317 --> 1:05:16,552
Bo: Yeah, and the locker is a bunch of these little edge capsules, yep, and then, much like Hank Hill making Bobby smoke, the teacher then just starts shoving these edge pills into Ed's mouth, mm-hmm, until his mouth foams and he OD's.

788
1:05:16,652 --> 1:05:21,435
Bo: The nerds at the lab, by the way, are watching all of this are like would somebody please call Stacy Keach?

789
1:05:21,796 --> 1:05:23,704
Bo: I think we've got a real problem here?

790
1:05:24,036 --> 1:05:27,447
Chad: Barry's peeking around the corner hiding his erection with his books.

791
1:05:27,587 --> 1:05:41,815
Bo: These new teachers are opening my eyes to so many exciting opportunities the history teacher comes back and Literally holding a bloody cross necklace From the student he has just murdered and Cody's like wait a second.

792
1:05:42,236 --> 1:05:54,311
Bo: I think that's my adopted brother, maybe his necklace and Then we cut to Malcolm McDowell's office, where Stacy Keach and all the robot teachers are there.

793
1:05:54,552 --> 1:05:57,640
Chad: Malcolm McDowell says well, what do you have to say for yourselves?

794
1:05:57,800 --> 1:06:00,627
Chad: It's your first day You've killed two students.

795
1:06:01,056 --> 1:06:05,347
Chad: You spanked two students till the bottoms were bloody red.

796
1:06:05,588 --> 1:06:08,135
Chad: You punctured a student's foot with your shoe.

797
1:06:08,195 --> 1:06:13,658
Chad: You know, by thinking about it, perhaps I could have structured those in an order of least to most egregious, but what's done is done.

798
1:06:13,939 --> 1:06:20,075
Chad: Not to mention the copious pages of erotic fanfiction from a student named Barry that I'm having to read.

799
1:06:20,538 --> 1:06:22,915
Bo: I don't want to be overly critical here.

800
1:06:23,176 --> 1:06:27,827
Bo: I mean, this is a secret project and I enjoy a secret project as much as the next person.

801
1:06:27,935 --> 1:06:30,605
Bo: But I think we can all agree that could have gone better.

802
1:06:31,716 --> 1:06:34,261
Chad: What's done is done, and what's done who's done?

803
1:06:34,322 --> 1:06:37,509
Chad: In self-defense, look into my white piercing eyes.

804
1:06:38,456 --> 1:06:39,139
Chad: What I lie to you?

805
1:06:39,159 --> 1:06:41,205
Bo: of course not for no good reason.

806
1:06:41,286 --> 1:06:42,389
Bo: This entire scene.

807
1:06:42,450 --> 1:06:44,035
Bo: Stacy Keach is eating a banana.

808
1:06:44,456 --> 1:06:47,402
Chad: That's another good one if you're an aspiring screenplay writer.

809
1:06:47,542 --> 1:06:50,288
Chad: Have your villain eaten fruit, preferably apples.

810
1:06:50,636 --> 1:06:51,721
Bo: That's the go-to.

811
1:06:51,962 --> 1:06:55,155
Bo: It's very funny to me, but he's not eating it in a sexy way.

812
1:06:55,536 --> 1:06:55,916
Bo: No, no, no.

813
1:06:55,997 --> 1:07:05,042
Bo: It's just like while I'm here at this meeting where Malcolm McDowell is giving me a dressing down for my robots Killing a couple of his students, I'm gonna get a quick snack.

814
1:07:05,283 --> 1:07:16,395
Bo: Okay, now I think Dallas like listen, stacy Keach, I would like to talk to you alone, without the robo T s and leave the banana out of the picture as well.

815
1:07:16,736 --> 1:07:17,377
Bo: Hold on a moment.

816
1:07:17,518 --> 1:07:19,703
Chad: Bang bang bang, barry, get away from the window.

817
1:07:19,903 --> 1:07:20,344
Chad: It's Stacy.

818
1:07:20,384 --> 1:07:22,859
Bo: Keach is like yeah, whatever you want to be, that's fine Okay.

819
1:07:22,980 --> 1:07:24,588
Chad: Stacy Keach, stacy Keach, it's me.

820
1:07:24,629 --> 1:07:25,875
Chad: Barry, I've got a bunch of bananas.

821
1:07:26,096 --> 1:07:27,627
Chad: Oh, I'll be the parking lot.

822
1:07:27,708 --> 1:07:28,675
Bo: Bring me the bananas, barry.

823
1:07:28,895 --> 1:07:30,218
Bo: I think we have a lot to talk about.

824
1:07:30,339 --> 1:07:34,609
Bo: We cut over to Christie and Cody, who come into Malcolm McDowell's office after this meeting.

825
1:07:34,876 --> 1:07:44,382
Bo: Listen, dad, this guy that I met, who is totally not sleeping with me yet, although I think he's gonna he has something that he wants to tell you.

826
1:07:44,662 --> 1:07:50,181
Bo: He thinks that the history teacher had something to do with the death of his Loser drug, a you friend.

827
1:07:50,381 --> 1:07:51,204
Chad: That's a preposterous.

828
1:07:51,344 --> 1:07:52,407
Chad: That clearly didn't happen.

829
1:07:52,528 --> 1:07:55,398
Chad: Be gone, be gone, whatever you say, dad Love you, bye, bye.

830
1:07:55,679 --> 1:07:58,395
Bo: I have some press I'm going to talk to and that's exciting.

831
1:07:58,716 --> 1:08:02,226
Bo: So both of you get the hell out of my office and I'll talk to you at home later, sweetie.

832
1:08:02,958 --> 1:08:08,101
Bo: On their way out you see Cody like snag something off the secretary's desk, although he doesn't say what it is.

833
1:08:08,141 --> 1:08:14,407
Bo: Right away, right and back in the hallway, cody is like yeah, the teachers are on some kind of killing spree.

834
1:08:14,527 --> 1:08:16,335
Bo: They're killing students left and right.

835
1:08:16,756 --> 1:08:25,302
Bo: Maybe you believe me if you weren't so suburban and all you're thinking you're just a rich girl who's playing the part in this school.

836
1:08:25,523 --> 1:08:27,528
Bo: You don't know what's really going on.

837
1:08:27,875 --> 1:08:32,195
Bo: Excuse me, I don't have to take any shit from an illiterate gangbanger.

838
1:08:32,396 --> 1:08:37,015
Bo: All right, if you want to get with this, you are gonna have to clean up your act, mister.

839
1:08:37,436 --> 1:08:40,325
Bo: Maybe we're just from two different worlds.

840
1:08:40,505 --> 1:08:43,655
Chad: And he takes off boo-hoo, I can't believe he doesn't love me.

841
1:08:44,016 --> 1:08:44,638
Chad: Am I earrings?

842
1:08:44,839 --> 1:08:45,923
Chad: Am I ever changing outfits?

843
1:08:46,203 --> 1:08:55,995
Bo: He's just so occupied with his best friend, mohawk Steph, he just can't see that this love would make him whole he kept a principal, malcolm McDowell, and Stacy Keats.

844
1:08:56,035 --> 1:08:58,115
Chad: They're having dinner where they're not having bananas.

845
1:08:58,998 --> 1:09:09,710
Chad: This is where Stacy Keats is just drinking a big glass of milk for no good reason and the whole discussion is about how I Just wanted the school to be safe for learning and Stacy Keats is like hmm.

846
1:09:10,051 --> 1:09:10,372
Chad: Yes.

847
1:09:10,633 --> 1:09:11,455
Chad: Here's what's going to happen.

848
1:09:11,937 --> 1:09:21,098
Chad: I'm going to Extend this program across all of the troubled schools in America, but you, you're gonna get your face on the cover of time Magazine.

849
1:09:21,218 --> 1:09:22,082
Chad: Hmm, how about?

850
1:09:22,102 --> 1:09:22,323
Chad: That?

851
1:09:22,463 --> 1:09:23,990
Chad: Sounds pretty good, right, waitress?

852
1:09:24,231 --> 1:09:25,295
Chad: Another gallon of milk please.

853
1:09:25,757 --> 1:09:34,455
Bo: I also like the fact that Stacy Keats points out to like well, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news, malcolm McDowell, but you are a participant in a criminal cover-up now.

854
1:09:34,916 --> 1:09:39,135
Bo: So if this all works out with mech attack, then you're gonna be famous and I'll be rich.

855
1:09:39,175 --> 1:09:51,295
Chad: So let's just leave it at that later that night Cody goes to the Blackheart gang headquarters when rock music is blaring and people are indiscriminately firing weapons in this mosh pit.

856
1:09:52,016 --> 1:09:57,847
Chad: And here this is where the gang is jumping in Angel to officially be initiated.

857
1:09:58,127 --> 1:10:03,855
Chad: And Cody shouts out Everybody mr History robot killed Ed from Northern exposure.

858
1:10:04,857 --> 1:10:08,875
Chad: It wasn't a drug overdose and the Blackhearts they don't believe him.

859
1:10:09,116 --> 1:10:18,505
Chad: So they decided to kill Cody and they start a fight and this whole thing looks like the lead up to a boss battle from the end of double dragon.

860
1:10:18,766 --> 1:10:20,915
Chad: It's like one dude against 20 street thugs.

861
1:10:21,516 --> 1:10:30,055
Bo: Well, but the next day Chad Cody just has a slight bruise on his right cheek because he was the playable character in double dragon in that fight.

862
1:10:30,496 --> 1:10:42,855
Bo: Oh yeah, as soon as he finds Christie at school and sits down with her at this lunch table outside, everybody else clears out there like we don't want any part of this asshole.

863
1:10:43,297 --> 1:10:46,935
Bo: I'm really sorry what I said to you about being a suburban bridge girl.

864
1:10:47,417 --> 1:10:52,012
Bo: I think these teachers are really behind it and I need to get some proof and I think I can.

865
1:10:52,052 --> 1:10:55,663
Bo: But we've got to track down the history teacher's house.

866
1:10:55,904 --> 1:10:58,775
Bo: You want to come with me and she's like I've never cut class before.

867
1:10:59,476 --> 1:11:02,546
Bo: That's what poor people do you've never cut class.

868
1:11:02,767 --> 1:11:04,532
Bo: Well, you're in for a treat.

869
1:11:04,934 --> 1:11:06,661
Chad: Oh my god, here, take all my money.

870
1:11:06,781 --> 1:11:07,666
Chad: Now I'm poor, all right, let's go.

871
1:11:07,726 --> 1:11:09,455
Chad: But wait, now You're rich, give that guy all my money.

872
1:11:09,536 --> 1:11:19,504
Bo: All right, now we're both poor, we can go, cut class come on, and so they jump on his motorcycle and she's in the seat behind him and he says hey, I need you to reach into my pants.

873
1:11:19,664 --> 1:11:20,949
Bo: Don't get too excited.

874
1:11:21,069 --> 1:11:24,359
Bo: That's just the teacher address book I stole from the secretary.

875
1:11:24,580 --> 1:11:25,883
Chad: Oh, my god, you're a bad boy.

876
1:11:25,904 --> 1:11:28,170
Chad: Hold on, as we're going 50 miles down the road.

877
1:11:28,215 --> 1:11:30,603
Chad: Let me open up this little flimsy book and see what's going on.

878
1:11:30,643 --> 1:11:34,504
Chad: Here we go Looking for mystery history teacher robots address.

879
1:11:34,745 --> 1:11:35,587
Chad: Hey, wait a minute.

880
1:11:35,695 --> 1:11:40,092
Chad: His address is the same as Pam Grewbott's address and the P robot coaches address.

881
1:11:40,272 --> 1:11:40,915
Chad: This is weird.

882
1:11:41,357 --> 1:11:45,375
Chad: So they break into the house where the three robots live and there's no furniture or food.

883
1:11:45,455 --> 1:11:52,075
Chad: There's just three chairs with, I'm guessing, or like recharging stations or something, and the shelves are full of WD-40.

884
1:11:52,416 --> 1:11:53,499
Bo: That is absolutely.

885
1:11:53,559 --> 1:11:59,135
Chad: One of my favorite touches in this movie is when they open up the cabinets and it's lined up like they're at the grocery store.

886
1:11:59,216 --> 1:12:06,783
Bo: Yes, it is label out top to bottom on, mistakenly, a cabinet full of WD-40.

887
1:12:07,191 --> 1:12:11,039
Bo: It is a delight and there's no decoration or anything like that.

888
1:12:11,593 --> 1:12:23,024
Bo: Then we see that the teachers are now heading back to their recharging station Right, and Christie is holding up this bra in Pam Grierbott's bedroom.

889
1:12:23,271 --> 1:12:30,370
Bo: I don't know if you understand this, but it's weird that she just has a lacy bra and there's no like matching panties.

890
1:12:30,611 --> 1:12:32,278
Bo: Also, there's no women stuff.

891
1:12:32,410 --> 1:12:33,756
Bo: Women like stuff.

892
1:12:33,990 --> 1:12:39,100
Chad: Then all of a sudden from you hear from the window hey me, barry, I didn't steal our panties, but I totally stole our panties.

893
1:12:39,200 --> 1:12:39,721
Chad: Bye.

894
1:12:39,870 --> 1:12:40,815
Bo: Barry, get out of here.

895
1:12:41,010 --> 1:12:43,960
Bo: That guy's a creep and he's getting weirder.

896
1:12:44,071 --> 1:12:47,116
Bo: Have you noticed that he's gotten weirder since the teachers showed up?

897
1:12:47,310 --> 1:12:59,483
Bo: He's constantly asking me to kick him in the balls and smack his face and then, when I don't do it, he says that denying him is just as sexy and it's weird.

898
1:12:59,610 --> 1:13:03,497
Bo: And he's always got his hands in his pants, not the pockets his pants.

899
1:13:03,991 --> 1:13:13,355
Chad: I don't know if he has the teachers home address directory in there or not, but I'm not going to find out anyway, I haven't been listening because I've found this necklace covered in blood.

900
1:13:13,530 --> 1:13:17,001
Chad: It looks a lot like the one that Ed from Northern Exposure was wearing.

901
1:13:17,170 --> 1:13:18,937
Chad: This might be a clue.

902
1:13:19,391 --> 1:13:26,336
Bo: And as he finds that the teachers pull in and our heroes start to take off, we got to go out the back window.

903
1:13:26,536 --> 1:13:26,938
Chad: Come on.

904
1:13:27,050 --> 1:13:34,098
Bo: There is this moment where the history teacher bot is like respect for private property, that's the foundation of civilization.

905
1:13:34,250 --> 1:13:38,758
Bo: And the teacher bot is like, yeah, the best defense is a good offense.

906
1:13:38,838 --> 1:13:39,360
Bo: Be boob.

907
1:13:39,570 --> 1:13:48,568
Bo: And I like how these are all programmed to be, respectively, intellectuals or meatheads, based on the class that they're teaching.

908
1:13:48,588 --> 1:13:51,379
Bo: Right, and they just adopt that personality Mm.

909
1:13:51,399 --> 1:13:58,996
Chad: Hmm, cody and Christie hop on the motorcycle and they take off, but then immediately Cody pulls over and says hey, I need you to get off the bike.

910
1:13:59,230 --> 1:14:04,138
Chad: It's going to make the next scene easier to film with just one stunt person on this motorcycle.

911
1:14:04,350 --> 1:14:30,718
Chad: So she runs off and then Cody's stunt double is on the motorcycle driving way and the three robot teachers in their car they pursue Cody through the streets of Seattle and they bang into Cody's motorcycle multiple times, but it doesn't knock him over and this ultimately ends where he crashes the motorcycle and then the robots in their car drive off a pier into the ocean, and then Cody just gets back on his motorcycle and escapes.

912
1:14:31,030 --> 1:14:35,402
Chad: And I also want to point out that the rest of Seattle isn't a hellscape.

913
1:14:35,691 --> 1:14:50,713
Chad: It's only this school district that is planted in the center of the city that lives in this alternate future, where Biff Tannin is corrupt and powerful and married to your mother and in which this happens to me, and careful listeners will notice that that was the fourth.

914
1:14:50,733 --> 1:14:52,359
Bo: Back to the future, reference this episode.

915
1:14:52,610 --> 1:14:53,635
Bo: There's three more coming.

916
1:14:53,851 --> 1:14:54,936
Bo: I bet you can't find them all.

917
1:14:55,190 --> 1:15:04,161
Bo: Cody then goes home where he for no good reason gives Angel this belated birthday present of comic books in a paper bag.

918
1:15:04,390 --> 1:15:05,857
Bo: Did you think it was comics or porno?

919
1:15:06,051 --> 1:15:06,995
Bo: Originally I thought it was porno.

920
1:15:07,130 --> 1:15:08,817
Bo: I went back and I think they're comic books.

921
1:15:08,990 --> 1:15:10,677
Bo: The two aren't mutually exclusive, Right?

922
1:15:10,770 --> 1:15:12,557
Bo: It could be like some Frank Frazetta shit.

923
1:15:12,770 --> 1:15:14,818
Chad: Some Ark Rum material that gets close.

924
1:15:15,073 --> 1:15:16,090
Chad: Angel's like what is that?

925
1:15:16,150 --> 1:15:20,578
Chad: Could this is my birthday, birthday with months ago say would you want to go outside and shoot some hoops?

926
1:15:21,131 --> 1:15:23,657
Chad: You want to go shoot who you want to?

927
1:15:23,778 --> 1:15:24,580
Chad: Who are we going to kill?

928
1:15:25,081 --> 1:15:26,976
Chad: No silly, we're going to go out and see some hoops.

929
1:15:27,270 --> 1:15:28,114
Bo: Let me get my guns.

930
1:15:28,350 --> 1:15:33,237
Bo: I know that you're my brother and all, but you're getting harder to understand every day.

931
1:15:33,478 --> 1:15:34,431
Bo: I just saying so.

932
1:15:34,451 --> 1:15:36,099
Bo: We go outside and shoot some hoops.

933
1:15:36,370 --> 1:15:38,799
Bo: Oh well, why didn't you say you wanted to go outside and shoot some hoops?

934
1:15:39,170 --> 1:15:40,376
Chad: Also toss me that towel.

935
1:15:40,570 --> 1:15:42,893
Chad: I need to wipe myself down Before we go.

936
1:15:42,933 --> 1:15:46,379
Bo: I'm going to call Christy, don't even worry about, because mom forgot to pay the bill.

937
1:15:46,470 --> 1:15:47,595
Bo: Can't be with doing drugs.

938
1:15:47,951 --> 1:15:49,617
Chad: Also, she's not going to be in this movie anymore.

939
1:15:49,870 --> 1:15:50,332
Chad: I'm not sure why.

940
1:15:50,352 --> 1:15:51,316
Chad: I see you with an earlier.

941
1:15:51,590 --> 1:15:55,916
Bo: Oh, it's like when I showed everyone that shrapnel scar going through the metal detector.

942
1:15:56,090 --> 1:15:57,193
Bo: That didn't matter either.

943
1:15:57,434 --> 1:15:58,937
Bo: I exactly it's just like that.

944
1:15:58,957 --> 1:15:59,739
Chad: Let's go for some hoops.

945
1:15:59,980 --> 1:16:00,521
Chad: Who are we going to?

946
1:16:00,561 --> 1:16:08,271
Bo: shoot the teachers that climb out of the water, and the history teacher again pretending that he is the leader of this group is like.

947
1:16:08,431 --> 1:16:11,901
Bo: I suggest that we play a war game to solve our little Cody problem.

948
1:16:12,190 --> 1:16:13,033
Chad: He's the general.

949
1:16:13,073 --> 1:16:14,197
Bo: Zod of this trio?

950
1:16:14,377 --> 1:16:15,871
Bo: Absolutely yeah, cody.

951
1:16:15,931 --> 1:16:21,336
Bo: Then, as their suit and some poof breaks off the game to go do some homework.

952
1:16:21,456 --> 1:16:24,576
Bo: And Angel is like what you're leaving me here to go do some homework.

953
1:16:24,757 --> 1:16:24,918
Chad: Wow.

954
1:16:25,170 --> 1:16:28,459
Chad: Before he breaks off, Cody says hey, Angel, I need you to know something.

955
1:16:28,599 --> 1:16:29,422
Chad: I really love you.

956
1:16:29,570 --> 1:16:36,454
Chad: I'm so happy that we're back together as a family and when I was in prison I dreamed of seeing my brother or my sister or whatever.

957
1:16:36,514 --> 1:16:38,653
Chad: You are once again, and I mean nothing.

958
1:16:38,773 --> 1:16:40,820
Chad: Nothing is ever going to separate us again.

959
1:16:40,990 --> 1:16:42,838
Chad: It's you and me together forever.

960
1:16:42,990 --> 1:16:51,822
Chad: I got to go do some homework and it's getting dark, but I want you to say say flow, bro, Sis, all right, I don't want you going to get killed on me after all that foreboding Nice stuff.

961
1:16:52,010 --> 1:16:53,656
Chad: I just said little process, All right.

962
1:16:53,897 --> 1:16:54,339
Bo: I love you too.

963
1:16:54,530 --> 1:17:03,797
Chad: I'm just gonna say I'm here to the booth, cut to angel walking home smoking a cigarette and dribbling a basketball using two hands, like a chimpanzee.

964
1:17:03,837 --> 1:17:04,700
Bo: That's how I dribble.

965
1:17:06,030 --> 1:17:08,158
Bo: That's just a lack of coordination on my part there.

966
1:17:08,670 --> 1:17:14,458
Bo: And the teachers pull up beside him and he's like hey, I know what you're gonna ask, but no, I don't want any candy.

967
1:17:15,801 --> 1:17:20,521
Bo: No, that's not over here and the PE teacher gets out, chases him down, throws him against a wall.

968
1:17:21,072 --> 1:17:21,876
Chad: Oh, that's not good.

969
1:17:21,990 --> 1:17:23,957
Chad: Also, did they pull their car out of the bay?

970
1:17:24,158 --> 1:17:24,720
Bo: The robots.

971
1:17:24,930 --> 1:17:27,399
Bo: I think they just rented the exact same car.

972
1:17:29,830 --> 1:17:42,739
Bo: They went into the rental office and they're like look, we really really liked the car we had, but through circumstances that could not be controlled, that car is now at the bottom of the river, so we want the exact same one again.

973
1:17:42,910 --> 1:17:47,162
Bo: And also, it begs the question did they buy the car or rent in the first place?

974
1:17:47,410 --> 1:17:55,140
Bo: Because they're robots, and you buy a car for robots because at a certain point you know that you're gonna end up in the back Right.

975
1:17:56,970 --> 1:18:00,280
Bo: So they probably just went in and were like we are so glad we got the insurance.

976
1:18:00,563 --> 1:18:01,190
Chad: Be Bob Booth.

977
1:18:01,310 --> 1:18:03,516
Chad: Remember when we rented that car and got the insurance?

978
1:18:03,917 --> 1:18:06,796
Chad: Ah yeah, well, funny thing, we crashed it into the ocean.

979
1:18:07,032 --> 1:18:08,348
Chad: So that's where your car is now.

980
1:18:08,590 --> 1:18:09,876
Chad: We would like another plane.

981
1:18:10,350 --> 1:18:12,438
Chad: With extra insurance this time as well.

982
1:18:12,852 --> 1:18:22,740
Bo: Even more insurance in the first time, because this one is probably going to get blown up then end up in the ocean, so there's going to be nothing you can salvage from this thing.

983
1:18:22,951 --> 1:18:29,521
Chad: In fact, we are intentionally going to crash it into other cars that you've rented to other people that don't have insurance.

984
1:18:29,771 --> 1:18:30,655
Bo: So heads up.

985
1:18:30,790 --> 1:18:32,397
Bo: We are going to be in a war zone soon.

986
1:18:32,691 --> 1:18:40,280
Bo: So, if you can go ahead and order a third car, exactly like the first two, because we're going to need that in about 48 hours.

987
1:18:40,631 --> 1:18:42,119
Chad: So then our three teachers.

988
1:18:42,320 --> 1:18:45,195
Chad: They pull up and apprehend one of the razor heads.

989
1:18:45,710 --> 1:18:49,221
Chad: So they now have a black heart angel and we have a razor head.

990
1:18:49,350 --> 1:18:56,800
Chad: And they take this razor head and set this person on fire and throw him through the front window of razor head headquarters.

991
1:18:56,860 --> 1:19:05,117
Chad: Dude Hector is in there nursing his wounds from earlier, being thrown out of the back of a truck and having a stiletto heel punctured through his foot.

992
1:19:05,310 --> 1:19:09,280
Chad: And when this flaming body comes in, they're all like we know exactly who did this.

993
1:19:09,460 --> 1:19:10,202
Chad: It was the black hearts.

994
1:19:10,350 --> 1:19:11,395
Chad: We must go kill them.

995
1:19:11,711 --> 1:19:22,460
Chad: And then we cut the Cody showing up at Blackheart HQ, where they find Angel, his brother, sister, hanged covered in terrible movie blood, and Angel is now unfortunately dead.

996
1:19:22,770 --> 1:19:32,141
Bo: Then throwing this burning body through a window is so damn good and also Angel being hung, and we are barreling into the third act of the movie already.

997
1:19:32,230 --> 1:19:34,256
Chad: We're going to wrap this up real quick.

998
1:19:34,457 --> 1:19:44,796
Chad: At Blackheart HQ, somebody finds a basketball it was the one that Angel was double dribbling the night before and written on it in blood or ketchup or Sharpie it says war zone, high noon.

999
1:19:45,097 --> 1:19:47,282
Chad: And Cody just loses his mind.

1000
1:19:47,551 --> 1:19:50,896
Chad: I want them all jump me in, jump me back into the black heart.

1001
1:19:50,950 --> 1:19:57,257
Chad: Yeah, which is not a sound strategy to get your ass kicked before you're off to go beat up a rival gang.

1002
1:19:57,337 --> 1:19:57,898
Chad: What do I know?

1003
1:19:57,959 --> 1:19:58,781
Chad: I never been in a gang.

1004
1:19:59,152 --> 1:20:06,435
Bo: Even use some choice profanity here, where he's like I need you to jump me the fuck back in, and I was like, wow, cody is upset, get your mom with that mouth.

1005
1:20:06,570 --> 1:20:08,115
Bo: If so, does she taste like drugs?

1006
1:20:08,296 --> 1:20:09,720
Bo: Back at robot HQ.

1007
1:20:10,172 --> 1:20:14,649
Bo: Stacy Keach walks in while the nerds are just freaking out about what all the teachers are doing.

1008
1:20:15,011 --> 1:20:27,765
Chad: Sir, in addition to all of the murder and spanking and foot piercing that has been going on in the classroom, it turns out that all of the robot teachers have not returned to teach as they are robot program to do.

1009
1:20:28,189 --> 1:20:28,290
Chad: Sir.

1010
1:20:28,614 --> 1:20:29,910
Bo: Well, that's incredible.

1011
1:20:30,152 --> 1:20:34,537
Bo: I'm impressed that they decided to make emotional decisions on their own and not to teach.

1012
1:20:34,871 --> 1:20:39,836
Bo: Sometimes the decision not to teach is just as important as the decision to teach.

1013
1:20:39,876 --> 1:20:42,816
Bo: It's like playing jazz it's the teaching that you don't do.

1014
1:20:42,857 --> 1:20:48,797
Bo: That's part of the teaching and, honestly, I'm impressed by them crossing over into more emotional decision making.

1015
1:20:48,990 --> 1:20:55,376
Bo: And one of the nerds is like yes, but they seem to be rejecting the teacher programming and reverting back to their military programming.

1016
1:20:55,530 --> 1:20:59,456
Chad: Better still, maybe they'll go over and teach those people at Olive Garden a good lesson.

1017
1:20:59,570 --> 1:21:01,498
Chad: Last time I was there, I had diarrhea for two days.

1018
1:21:01,710 --> 1:21:05,255
Chad: You know much milk I had to drink to get my digestive tract back in line.

1019
1:21:05,530 --> 1:21:08,259
Chad: 16 gallons and 48 hours that's no easy feat.

1020
1:21:08,490 --> 1:21:13,316
Bo: And I just want to point out that, conversely, milk does not give me gas.

1021
1:21:14,011 --> 1:21:16,400
Bo: Um sir, I just want to refute that.

1022
1:21:16,450 --> 1:21:25,001
Bo: Does not give me gas, statistically speaking sir, that there is always a little bit of gas produced when I said, it does not give me gas.

1023
1:21:25,450 --> 1:21:29,632
Bo: Also it smells like milk farts in here all the time, sir, that wasn't me.

1024
1:21:30,255 --> 1:21:31,419
Bo: That wasn't me, that was you.

1025
1:21:31,630 --> 1:21:33,157
Bo: That's an old, an old sketch I like.

1026
1:21:34,814 --> 1:21:44,129
Chad: We cut to the war zone at high noon, as was written on the basketball invitation and it turns out, Bo, that the war zone is actually a paintball facility.

1027
1:21:44,371 --> 1:21:45,976
Bo: Yeah, which is really nice.

1028
1:21:46,036 --> 1:21:46,699
Bo: That is handy.

1029
1:21:46,951 --> 1:21:52,460
Chad: If you've ever been driving down the interstate and looked over and seen a paintball facility, that's what this is.

1030
1:21:52,750 --> 1:22:15,959
Chad: It's like a bunch of oil drums and those big wooden spools for cable and all kinds of hiding places for you to duck and cover by stacked up wooden pallets, high grass All of that is there and here a battle begins between our two gangs, with lots of gunshots and squibs and grenades I think live grenades being tossed about.

1031
1:22:16,310 --> 1:22:21,359
Chad: Yeah, there's just random explosions, just some stuff pulled out of the military surplus store.

1032
1:22:21,730 --> 1:22:27,158
Bo: Yeah, they're like ah, this costs us $300 and it could definitely murder 30 people.

1033
1:22:27,431 --> 1:22:28,616
Bo: So let's just use it.

1034
1:22:28,970 --> 1:22:33,542
Bo: It is just a crazy late 80s, early 90s action movie, action scene.

1035
1:22:33,850 --> 1:22:37,456
Chad: Yeah, it's just an explode-a-thon of just random stuff blowing up left and right.

1036
1:22:37,590 --> 1:22:40,139
Bo: Squibs are going off as people are getting shot up.

1037
1:22:40,471 --> 1:22:41,516
Bo: It's wonderful.

1038
1:22:41,971 --> 1:22:43,998
Chad: And they're just like ah, they fall over.

1039
1:22:44,250 --> 1:22:49,794
Bo: Yeah, falling into the water because it's by the water side, just murdering left and right.

1040
1:22:49,854 --> 1:23:00,515
Bo: And then the teachers show up and are like we did this and are sneaking through the grass to start murdering some of these gang bangers as they're fighting each other.

1041
1:23:00,810 --> 1:23:03,831
Bo: Yes, they'll just sneak up behind one and shoot them or whatever.

1042
1:23:04,152 --> 1:23:14,118
Bo: And then Cody and the leader of the black cards end up going face to face with Hector and one of his guys inside this like warehouse on the water.

1043
1:23:14,491 --> 1:23:17,480
Bo: Also, the history professor is loose in the same building.

1044
1:23:17,610 --> 1:23:25,676
Bo: Yes, as they're sort of sneaking around, cody and this black hearts guy are sneaking around trying to get the drop on Hector and his guy.

1045
1:23:25,910 --> 1:23:30,055
Bo: The leader of the black hearts is like, hey, I'm going to go the other way and we'll.

1046
1:23:30,215 --> 1:23:31,640
Bo: Classic pincher maneuver Right.

1047
1:23:32,011 --> 1:23:48,701
Bo: And as he's going around the corner of this wall, the history professor shoves his arms through, grabs this guy by the waist and yanks him through the wall so that he folds over like a chair, like a church picnic chair.

1048
1:23:48,950 --> 1:23:53,202
Bo: Chad folds over backwards and is yanked through the wall.

1049
1:23:53,410 --> 1:23:58,502
Bo: Cody looks in and this dude is in two pieces on the floor.

1050
1:23:58,811 --> 1:24:00,337
Bo: Also fantastic.

1051
1:24:00,550 --> 1:24:01,954
Bo: This is where the movie went from.

1052
1:24:01,995 --> 1:24:11,820
Chad: Like this is like a six to a solid seven for me in this room is our Mr History Robot who says your next Mr Cole, because that's Cody's last name.

1053
1:24:12,472 --> 1:24:18,696
Chad: Also, everybody runs around with Oozies in their hands in this movie, because that was the weapon of choice for late eighties motion pictures.

1054
1:24:18,796 --> 1:24:21,298
Chad: Sure, cody grabs his Oozie and he shoots Mr History Robot.

1055
1:24:21,470 --> 1:24:23,277
Chad: But he's a robot, so that doesn't kill him.

1056
1:24:23,297 --> 1:24:29,096
Chad: Bo, you can shoot anything with an Oozie at close range and it is going to do massive damage.

1057
1:24:29,437 --> 1:24:33,938
Chad: All right, it didn't hurt the Terminator in the original Terminator, because he was made from technology in the future.

1058
1:24:34,010 --> 1:24:35,497
Chad: This is 1999.

1059
1:24:35,518 --> 1:24:40,416
Chad: All right, people were shitting themselves over Y2K and they were watching who Wants to be a Millionaire.

1060
1:24:40,530 --> 1:24:44,174
Chad: They didn't have bulletproof robot technology, then this robot would have gone down.

1061
1:24:44,395 --> 1:24:45,118
Chad: But he doesn't.

1062
1:24:45,318 --> 1:24:47,277
Bo: No, oh, I'm coming to get you.

1063
1:24:47,710 --> 1:24:52,601
Chad: He gives chase, cody runs away, and then Coach Robot and Pam Greerbot show up.

1064
1:24:52,750 --> 1:25:01,923
Chad: And then our three robots they regroup, they decide that they're going to come up with a plan to make the gangbangers all come to them for the finale of the film.

1065
1:25:02,205 --> 1:25:02,486
Chad: Uh-huh.

1066
1:25:02,610 --> 1:25:09,399
Chad: And we cut to the next day and Christie is off to school and Cody surprises her by jumping out from behind a bush or something.

1067
1:25:09,439 --> 1:25:11,897
Chad: He says those teachers, they're after me.

1068
1:25:12,070 --> 1:25:13,396
Chad: We just had a gang war.

1069
1:25:13,670 --> 1:25:15,517
Chad: I shot Mr History Robot and he didn't die.

1070
1:25:15,710 --> 1:25:17,597
Chad: They're not human beings or robots.

1071
1:25:17,870 --> 1:25:19,695
Chad: And Christie says are you sure about this?

1072
1:25:19,836 --> 1:25:20,638
Chad: You know what I believe you?

1073
1:25:20,778 --> 1:25:21,260
Chad: How can I help you?

1074
1:25:21,280 --> 1:25:21,881
Chad: You're so cute.

1075
1:25:22,110 --> 1:25:33,642
Bo: And they go to Malcolm McDowell once more and he's like Well, I got a call about a certain breaking and entering done by a certain daughter of mine with a certain would be gangbanger boyfriend.

1076
1:25:33,951 --> 1:25:35,316
Bo: I think he's talking about us.

1077
1:25:35,550 --> 1:25:36,774
Bo: Yes, I was talking about both of you.

1078
1:25:36,935 --> 1:25:37,818
Chad: That's why I get straight A's.

1079
1:25:37,878 --> 1:25:38,380
Chad: I know everything.

1080
1:25:38,570 --> 1:25:49,117
Bo: We cut to later that night where Stacy Keech and Malcolm McDowell are once again arguing about the robots being kind of out of control, and the robots are just standing in the room along with them as they're having this argument.

1081
1:25:49,411 --> 1:25:51,980
Chad: Honestly, should we be having this conversation with them in the room?

1082
1:25:52,030 --> 1:25:55,439
Chad: I don't feel that I can speak freely about their performance with them here.

1083
1:25:55,640 --> 1:25:56,382
Chad: It's intimidating.

1084
1:25:56,470 --> 1:25:57,876
Chad: They've killed two students.

1085
1:25:58,090 --> 1:25:59,235
Chad: They started a gang war.

1086
1:25:59,255 --> 1:25:59,898
Chad: For God's sake.

1087
1:26:00,211 --> 1:26:01,276
Bo: I'm just going to have a banana.

1088
1:26:01,390 --> 1:26:02,636
Bo: You say whatever you need to say.

1089
1:26:02,911 --> 1:26:08,599
Chad: I've received four contacts through my Tinder profile from various people named Barry, and I think I know who it is.

1090
1:26:08,910 --> 1:26:09,332
Bo: This whole.

1091
1:26:09,612 --> 1:26:12,020
Bo: You have to learn or you're going to be killed.

1092
1:26:12,080 --> 1:26:13,555
Bo: Model Just isn't working out.

1093
1:26:13,690 --> 1:26:26,436
Chad: These robots need to be turned off at the risk of copyright infringement and future legal lawsuits, I am and I'm choosing this word purposefully terminating this program right now.

1094
1:26:26,751 --> 1:26:35,657
Bo: Well, I see what you did there, but as Stacy Keech, the head of this program, I have to tell you that once this program has started, it cannot be stopped on account of I don't want to.

1095
1:26:35,951 --> 1:26:37,690
Bo: Also, how about this PE teacher?

1096
1:26:37,810 --> 1:26:40,058
Bo: But why don't you take care of our little problem?

1097
1:26:40,099 --> 1:26:53,101
Bo: Here, and so this PE teacher jams his fingers into Malcolm McDowell's throat like he's choking him, but pierces the skin and it kills him, like Malcolm McDowell murdered in his office by the PE teacher bot.

1098
1:26:53,261 --> 1:26:53,482
Bo: Yeah.

1099
1:26:53,690 --> 1:26:57,260
Bo: And then we go over to the razor heads headquarters Hector's.

1100
1:26:57,320 --> 1:26:59,735
Bo: There he gets a phone call on the gangline.

1101
1:26:59,936 --> 1:27:00,517
Chad: But I don't know.

1102
1:27:00,557 --> 1:27:01,319
Chad: Hola, cody.

1103
1:27:01,520 --> 1:27:02,162
Chad: Yeah, this is Hector.

1104
1:27:02,310 --> 1:27:04,156
Chad: Meet you at school at midnight for a one on one fight.

1105
1:27:04,356 --> 1:27:07,557
Bo: You got it, amigo click, somebody says, hey, do you trust him?

1106
1:27:07,597 --> 1:27:08,632
Bo: To me, no one on one.

1107
1:27:08,792 --> 1:27:13,735
Bo: And Hector's response is inscrutably Chad, I trust Cody like a vampire.

1108
1:27:13,796 --> 1:27:14,959
Bo: Give me a blow job.

1109
1:27:15,431 --> 1:27:18,841
Bo: Uh, can we maybe run that through an AI or something?

1110
1:27:18,950 --> 1:27:21,319
Bo: Clean this line up, because I like it.

1111
1:27:21,671 --> 1:27:22,796
Bo: It doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

1112
1:27:22,970 --> 1:27:27,101
Chad: Well, I guess because his penis is full of blood and it's going to chomp on it.

1113
1:27:27,291 --> 1:27:28,990
Chad: You've watched a lot of terrible horror movies.

1114
1:27:29,030 --> 1:27:32,461
Chad: You ever seen a movie where a vampire bit a person on their erection?

1115
1:27:32,671 --> 1:27:34,357
Chad: Oh, I'm sure I have Chad.

1116
1:27:34,730 --> 1:27:36,778
Chad: There's not one that comes to mind immediately.

1117
1:27:37,252 --> 1:27:40,288
Bo: No, there's a lot of like inner thigh and leg by.

1118
1:27:40,348 --> 1:27:41,735
Bo: I'm thinking of the movie vamp.

1119
1:27:42,010 --> 1:27:43,156
Chad: You go to the main vein.

1120
1:27:43,310 --> 1:27:44,576
Bo: Well, that's the one that you're draining.

1121
1:27:44,812 --> 1:27:46,228
Chad: Oh, then you don't go to the main vein.

1122
1:27:46,309 --> 1:27:47,996
Bo: Right, you go to an artery the main artery.

1123
1:27:48,177 --> 1:27:48,598
Chad: Yeah, yeah.

1124
1:27:49,875 --> 1:27:52,247
Bo: Or maybe a capillary or two.

1125
1:27:52,428 --> 1:27:52,910
Bo: I'm not against it.

1126
1:27:53,010 --> 1:27:53,432
Bo: Anyway, some.

1127
1:27:53,452 --> 1:28:00,821
Bo: Pam Greer shows up at Christie's house and demands that she get Cody on the phone and Christie's like, oh my God, like I even know his number.

1128
1:28:00,861 --> 1:28:01,403
Bo: Hang on, I'll call.

1129
1:28:01,550 --> 1:28:02,554
Chad: Who do?

1130
1:28:02,875 --> 1:28:07,627
Chad: We're sorry, this number has been disconnected due to delinquent bill payment.

1131
1:28:07,807 --> 1:28:10,120
Bo: Oh, that's right, His mother's a crackhead.

1132
1:28:10,503 --> 1:28:14,457
Bo: But she gets them all the phone because apparently she called his cell phone question mark.

1133
1:28:14,958 --> 1:28:16,282
Bo: That wasn't a thing, yeah.

1134
1:28:16,531 --> 1:28:22,195
Bo: And Pam Greer then adopts Hector's voice and says hey, I said I need you to meet me at the school.

1135
1:28:22,315 --> 1:28:27,459
Bo: One, two, three, Dic-tac-toe, If you want to see Christie alive, I've got to get through to you.

1136
1:28:27,910 --> 1:28:28,635
Bo: We realize.

1137
1:28:28,700 --> 1:28:33,937
Bo: Oh, Pam Greer was the one who called Hector and now she's calling Cody and they're going to meet up at the school.

1138
1:28:34,090 --> 1:28:35,797
Chad: That's what happened in Megan man.

1139
1:28:36,111 --> 1:28:41,156
Chad: Yeah, Megan saw class of 1999., I was like I got some good ideas.

1140
1:28:41,390 --> 1:28:46,849
Bo: But Cody, as soon as he hangs up the phone he's at the gang HQ and he kind of looks around at everybody.

1141
1:28:46,869 --> 1:28:47,657
Bo: He's like wait a second.

1142
1:28:47,890 --> 1:28:50,058
Bo: Why would Hector want to do this at school?

1143
1:28:50,390 --> 1:28:54,296
Chad: He hates school Dental plan Lisa needs braces.

1144
1:28:54,650 --> 1:28:55,253
Chad: That wasn't.

1145
1:28:55,333 --> 1:28:55,715
Bo: Hector.

1146
1:28:56,030 --> 1:29:00,622
Bo: Everybody is like, yeah, why would he want to do this at school?

1147
1:29:01,070 --> 1:29:05,201
Bo: And they're just totally on board, right away to go storm the school.

1148
1:29:05,510 --> 1:29:07,457
Bo: They know that the teachers are the bad guys.

1149
1:29:07,517 --> 1:29:07,678
Bo: Now.

1150
1:29:08,010 --> 1:29:13,899
Chad: I thought that he surmised that it was just a trap, but now maybe you did figure it out was those three Wiley robots.

1151
1:29:13,970 --> 1:29:15,276
Bo: Yeah, he knows it's the robots.

1152
1:29:15,430 --> 1:29:21,596
Bo: It's everybody else in the gang that suddenly like, yeah, it is robots Speaking of in the robot room at school.

1153
1:29:21,877 --> 1:29:23,140
Bo: All the nerds are now dead.

1154
1:29:23,730 --> 1:29:25,277
Bo: The robots have come in and murdered them all.

1155
1:29:25,370 --> 1:29:28,553
Speaker 3: Tell my goldfish and my parakeet I love them.

1156
1:29:29,230 --> 1:29:33,301
Speaker 3: I know it's weird to have fish and birds as pets, but I'm weird too.

1157
1:29:33,990 --> 1:29:35,095
Bo: Get rid of the real doll.

1158
1:29:35,410 --> 1:29:37,918
Speaker 3: It's disgusting to leave my internet history.

1159
1:29:39,030 --> 1:29:41,438
Speaker 3: Don't look between my mattress and my box springs.

1160
1:29:42,290 --> 1:29:45,198
Bo: I'm just alive enough to take care of the browser history.

1161
1:29:45,659 --> 1:29:46,481
Bo: Okay, that's good.

1162
1:29:47,191 --> 1:29:54,357
Bo: And so Hector is waiting outside the school and Cody pulls up and then Hector is like yes, I want to three.

1163
1:29:54,830 --> 1:29:58,200
Bo: I can't believe that you would be so gullible to show up without some backup.

1164
1:29:58,691 --> 1:30:02,048
Bo: And then a bunch of razor heads come out of the woodwork.

1165
1:30:02,329 --> 1:30:03,674
Bo: Yeah, he snaps his fingers and it's do.

1166
1:30:05,370 --> 1:30:08,841
Bo: And then Cody is like what you think I'm that stupid Hector?

1167
1:30:09,050 --> 1:30:16,361
Bo: And then he snaps his fingers and, sure enough, all the black hearts show up to on motorcycles and then Cody is like this isn't about you and me.

1168
1:30:16,570 --> 1:30:23,414
Bo: I'm not the one who called you and I didn't kill that razor head to begin with, and I know you didn't kill angel, it's the teachers.

1169
1:30:23,690 --> 1:30:28,963
Bo: They're setting us up and, with you guys and us, we're going to take those teachers on.

1170
1:30:29,090 --> 1:30:29,853
Bo: What do you say?

1171
1:30:30,274 --> 1:30:32,340
Bo: Hector is like okay, you make some good points.

1172
1:30:32,430 --> 1:30:36,621
Bo: I say and how about if we go inside and there are no teachers?

1173
1:30:36,982 --> 1:30:37,392
Bo: This gang?

1174
1:30:37,412 --> 1:30:39,048
Bo: War is back on 123.

1175
1:30:39,310 --> 1:30:43,240
Chad: I've only got one thing to say to that tick tack to pay.

1176
1:30:43,260 --> 1:30:45,977
Chad: That's my life I'm getting through to these kids.

1177
1:30:46,390 --> 1:30:53,119
Chad: One of Cody's gang members then removes a grenade launcher from somewhere, fires it at the security gates of the school and blows them open.

1178
1:30:53,270 --> 1:30:57,714
Chad: And then the black hearts start driving their motorcycles through this flaming opening.

1179
1:30:57,914 --> 1:31:05,757
Chad: And then they just jump their motorcycles through the windows into the school and they just start crashing through all of the doors and the walls.

1180
1:31:06,070 --> 1:31:07,877
Chad: It's ridiculously nuts.

1181
1:31:08,250 --> 1:31:15,060
Bo: What light I got to point out here that I thought was hilarious when Cody is giving Hector the parameters of their mission.

1182
1:31:15,421 --> 1:31:17,537
Bo: Uh-huh, just make sure you don't hurt Christie.

1183
1:31:17,810 --> 1:31:22,091
Bo: She's somewhere in the school and also, these things are a bad fucked up, george.

1184
1:31:22,152 --> 1:31:24,674
Bo: Jetson nightmare If you don't get that reference.

1185
1:31:24,875 --> 1:31:36,209
Chad: the Jetsons was an animated series that ran for just one season in the mid 1960s, for just 24 episodes, but the popularity of the show in syndication, hannah Barabara decided to make 41 new episodes in 1980.

1186
1:31:36,370 --> 1:31:37,817
Chad: It eventually led to a featured film.

1187
1:31:37,970 --> 1:31:41,080
Chad: The show featured a lot of futuristic technology and lots of robots.

1188
1:31:41,230 --> 1:31:42,235
Chad: That's why I'm bringing it up now.

1189
1:31:42,490 --> 1:31:50,373
Chad: Anyway, let's go find Christie and destroy these three teachers that I'm pretty sure robots like 75%, sure they're robots, 60% the robots.

1190
1:31:50,573 --> 1:31:56,275
Chad: And then Hector tells a fellow gang member yo, flavio, take a couple of razor, heads up to the library.

1191
1:31:56,516 --> 1:31:59,667
Chad: I hear they have the new Ann Bady novel, the what, what, what.

1192
1:31:59,888 --> 1:32:01,072
Chad: I looked up Ann Bady.

1193
1:32:01,372 --> 1:32:05,360
Chad: She's a pretty obscure author and is relatively unknown.

1194
1:32:05,461 --> 1:32:09,158
Chad: I could not find any reason why she got a shout out in this movie.

1195
1:32:09,358 --> 1:32:15,256
Bo: Apparently somebody was a fan C Courtney Joiner, writer of class of 1999, big Ann Bady man, I guess.

1196
1:32:15,316 --> 1:32:37,198
Bo: So Hector and his men end up running into Pam Grierbot and they shoot her up a bunch, at which point she just rips open her chest so that everyone can see that she's got flammable gas tanks in her chassis or whatever, and then she rips one of her arms off, which turns into a flamethrower, and then just starts setting people on fire, including one guy in a motorcycle, which is a pretty good stunt.

1197
1:32:37,499 --> 1:32:50,521
Chad: Now when Pam Grierbot rips up in her shirt to reveal all of her inner workings and the green ooze goop that's coming out, we do see one of her nipples peeking out a little bit on the side and I was looking really hard to see the nipples.

1198
1:32:50,871 --> 1:32:51,754
Chad: But that's one thing.

1199
1:32:51,794 --> 1:32:55,106
Chad: That this movie is missing is gratuitous nudity.

1200
1:32:55,146 --> 1:33:02,463
Chad: Not that I was missing, but for the time in which it came out this movie felt like it should have had a smattering of that.

1201
1:33:02,750 --> 1:33:07,681
Bo: Yes, it absolutely feels like it should have been a little more exploitative than it is.

1202
1:33:07,962 --> 1:33:15,434
Chad: And I did not think about that until this moment where I saw Pam Grierbot's fake robot nipple peeking out from her blouse.

1203
1:33:15,635 --> 1:33:16,158
Bo: Wait a second.

1204
1:33:16,258 --> 1:33:18,588
Bo: Why wasn't there more of this in this movie?

1205
1:33:18,628 --> 1:33:29,183
Chad: Yeah Right, I was like is that the first nipple we've seen in a movie that clearly in the script had then topless girls run from the locker room to hide as robots attack or something?

1206
1:33:29,790 --> 1:33:30,973
Bo: It's a strange inclusion.

1207
1:33:31,153 --> 1:33:35,903
Bo: It's one of those weird things where this is clearly not a real nipple.

1208
1:33:36,251 --> 1:33:40,865
Bo: And it's like whoa, you know why even do that, but all right.

1209
1:33:41,086 --> 1:33:42,791
Bo: Also, the PE teacher rips off his arm.

1210
1:33:42,871 --> 1:33:59,498
Bo: He's got a rocket launcher and one of my favorite stunts of the whole movie is him shooting a rocket at a kid on a motorcycle on the second floor of the building, which explodes the wall outward, along with said dude and the motorcycle.

1211
1:33:59,659 --> 1:34:01,082
Chad: It's a pretty good practical stuff.

1212
1:34:01,202 --> 1:34:02,084
Chad: It really is.

1213
1:34:02,291 --> 1:34:03,978
Chad: Cody rides off to go find Christie.

1214
1:34:04,139 --> 1:34:08,796
Chad: We don't even know if she's in the school or not, but they're assuming that she is or, for that matter, if she's even alive.

1215
1:34:08,896 --> 1:34:16,547
Chad: Cody rode his motorcycle up to a room where we guess Christie might be held and this is a pretty big school.

1216
1:34:16,567 --> 1:34:20,144
Chad: There's a lot of places that she could be, but luckily it turns out this is where she's been held.

1217
1:34:20,185 --> 1:34:22,676
Chad: Cody finds Christie and she's in this holding cell.

1218
1:34:22,957 --> 1:34:24,202
Chad: Christie's so happy to see Cody.

1219
1:34:24,604 --> 1:34:30,500
Chad: And it's also important to note that Christie is about three inches taller than Cody when they stand side by side.

1220
1:34:30,581 --> 1:34:33,538
Chad: Yeah, it's like you're hoping he goes through a growth spurt.

1221
1:34:33,558 --> 1:34:37,554
Chad: They're Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman during all those wedding photos.

1222
1:34:37,595 --> 1:34:42,232
Chad: Like all right, mr History Robot shows up and Cody and some other gang members.

1223
1:34:42,413 --> 1:34:43,898
Chad: They shoot him with their guns.

1224
1:34:44,018 --> 1:34:53,124
Chad: But it turns out his arm is a secret weapon that has a three pointed pincher, the kind that you would find on claw machines.

1225
1:34:53,465 --> 1:34:55,450
Chad: And Mr History Robot teacher.

1226
1:34:55,650 --> 1:35:02,258
Chad: He pinches the face of one of the gang members it's not Cody and then inside the claw is a drill that goes into this gang members head.

1227
1:35:02,399 --> 1:35:05,311
Chad: But it's not as gory as you would expect for a movie like this.

1228
1:35:05,551 --> 1:35:13,196
Chad: They seem like they pulled their punches on what could have been a real, over the top late nineties gorefest for a movie that's.

1229
1:35:13,236 --> 1:35:16,743
Bo: As ridiculous as it is, it's surprisingly restrained at times.

1230
1:35:17,070 --> 1:35:22,062
Bo: Yes, the arm he's got is basically the grabber from the Planet Pizza machine from Toy Story.

1231
1:35:22,270 --> 1:35:33,570
Bo: Yeah, cody is about to get the same drill through the head routine that his buddy just got, and that is when Cody finally gets the oozy and blows the back of the history teacher's head out.

1232
1:35:33,810 --> 1:35:34,853
Chad: Like, puts it in his mouth.

1233
1:35:34,913 --> 1:35:35,635
Chad: And what does he say?

1234
1:35:35,675 --> 1:35:35,976
Chad: Bo.

1235
1:35:36,217 --> 1:35:38,061
Bo: Well, mr Harden is history.

1236
1:35:38,322 --> 1:35:39,655
Bo: Yeah, because he was the history teacher.

1237
1:35:40,157 --> 1:35:42,346
Chad: But I got it, I got, I'm tracking with you.

1238
1:35:42,547 --> 1:35:49,651
Bo: And so then they get to the office where Christie finds her dead father's body Like oh my God, I think that's my dad laying there.

1239
1:35:49,832 --> 1:35:51,157
Bo: I'll process this later.

1240
1:35:51,318 --> 1:35:54,550
Bo: Well, because Pam Grierbot is hot on their heels, literally Chad.

1241
1:35:54,811 --> 1:35:55,956
Chad: With a flamethrower.

1242
1:35:56,277 --> 1:35:58,648
Chad: That seems like a real impractical weapon to kill people.

1243
1:35:58,728 --> 1:36:06,452
Chad: I get it if you're clearing out fields or putting down fire lines or something, but and she chases them into the chemistry room.

1244
1:36:06,633 --> 1:36:08,416
Chad: Well, yeah, it's the room she knows.

1245
1:36:08,637 --> 1:36:30,880
Bo: At which point Cody finds this fire axe and does this throw that goes across the room into the tanks in Pam Grierbot's chest, which start spewing gas, and so when she lifts the flamethrower to shoot at them, she explodes, which is again pretty good practical explosion effect.

1246
1:36:31,061 --> 1:36:33,150
Chad: You made that sound a lot better than it was on film.

1247
1:36:33,350 --> 1:36:38,008
Bo: And then Cody says, of course, well, I guess I blew that course to down, one to go.

1248
1:36:38,048 --> 1:36:38,570
Bo: Stick around.

1249
1:36:38,570 --> 1:36:44,338
Bo: I got one more of these in the chamber, and so the PE teacher is the last robot in pursuit.

1250
1:36:44,429 --> 1:36:56,041
Bo: They get outside Cody and Christie do, where Hector distracts the PE teacher by shooting him some, while Cody hotwires one of the heavily armored school buses.

1251
1:36:56,222 --> 1:36:59,633
Chad: People hotwire vehicles a lot in movies, pretty quick too.

1252
1:36:59,774 --> 1:37:02,485
Chad: I don't know that it's that easy in a hellscape like this.

1253
1:37:02,545 --> 1:37:06,132
Bo: You got to learn a few skills, chad, I guess, so you know what's number two?

1254
1:37:06,245 --> 1:37:06,485
Bo: Bo.

1255
1:37:06,597 --> 1:37:08,272
Chad: What's that American Sign Language?

1256
1:37:08,385 --> 1:37:08,505
Chad: Oh?

1257
1:37:08,617 --> 1:37:09,159
Bo: that's helpful.

1258
1:37:09,439 --> 1:37:11,202
Chad: Sure so he hops in the bus.

1259
1:37:11,362 --> 1:37:20,007
Chad: Yes, and things are burning outside this school at night, of course, and robot PE coach guy is there with his rocket launcher arm.

1260
1:37:20,148 --> 1:37:31,592
Chad: He's distracted because Hector shooting at him and they just crashed this bus into this robot, smashed through the front of the school and three down, you would think that Chad right, because Hector, cody and Christie reunite.

1261
1:37:31,712 --> 1:37:32,755
Bo: It's a big happy moment.

1262
1:37:32,935 --> 1:37:37,777
Bo: Hector even makes a show of like tossing off his bandolier, as if to say we are cool now.

1263
1:37:37,837 --> 1:37:41,953
Bo: I say one, two, three, and then inside they're looking around for survivors.

1264
1:37:41,993 --> 1:37:43,177
Bo: They find a bunch of dead guys.

1265
1:37:43,338 --> 1:37:51,581
Bo: They go downstairs to look for one of them, on their bike I think and that is when the PE teacher, chad, drags himself out of the wreckage.

1266
1:37:51,781 --> 1:37:54,774
Bo: And this is an absolute Terminator ripoff.

1267
1:37:55,054 --> 1:37:55,956
Chad: And I don't care.

1268
1:37:56,758 --> 1:38:05,747
Bo: No, half of his human face is still clean, to the Terminator half yes, and it is a nonsense effect.

1269
1:38:06,068 --> 1:38:06,789
Chad: It looks terrible.

1270
1:38:06,810 --> 1:38:11,608
Chad: You know, when you watch Terminator and there's that fake Arnold in the bathroom and you're like this looks awful.

1271
1:38:11,726 --> 1:38:13,400
Chad: Yes, this looks worse than that.

1272
1:38:13,518 --> 1:38:16,113
Bo: Yeah, but again, there's something charming about it.

1273
1:38:16,234 --> 1:38:17,016
Bo: I really love it.

1274
1:38:17,357 --> 1:38:18,039
Chad: I agree with that.

1275
1:38:18,140 --> 1:38:24,041
Chad: I'm not saying that it isn't endearing as a snapshot of time when people were making terrible movies with no money.

1276
1:38:24,202 --> 1:38:25,789
Bo: Yeah, but it looks awful.

1277
1:38:25,869 --> 1:38:26,711
Bo: It does look awful.

1278
1:38:26,992 --> 1:38:33,693
Bo: Then Stacy Keats shows up in the basement with Kristie and Cody and he grabs Kristie, puts a gun to her head.

1279
1:38:33,894 --> 1:38:34,895
Bo: Have they ever met him?

1280
1:38:35,196 --> 1:38:44,089
Chad: No, no, of course not this white eyed, white haired, black mustache, black eyebrowed weirdo just shows up with a gun.

1281
1:38:44,109 --> 1:38:45,917
Chad: Like would you immediately think he's a robot.

1282
1:38:46,138 --> 1:39:10,481
Bo: He even says we've got to kill all of you because there can be no witnesses to these robots going haywire, because I still have a lot of money to make on this whole cockamamie scheme, right, and Hector slips a knife into the palm of his hand and is about to throw it at Stacy Keats, who sniffs this out and shoots Hector and gets shot and pulls the gun on Hector and shoots it.

1283
1:39:10,601 --> 1:39:22,975
Bo: Yeah, at which point Chad Tic-tac, no, no, the PE teacher shows up out of nowhere and rams his hand through Stacy Keats' chest for no good discernible reason.

1284
1:39:23,075 --> 1:39:24,922
Bo: Why would he kill Stacy Keats?

1285
1:39:25,263 --> 1:39:28,554
Bo: Maybe it's a Frankenstein's monster thing where he hates his creator?

1286
1:39:28,835 --> 1:39:49,975
Bo: So the PE teacher is now chasing Kristie and Cody around this room, but Cody, again using his hot wiring skills, now hot wires a forklift and goes after the PE teacher bot who is climbing up a ladder to get to Kristie, who is climbing up into the I don't know the rafters of this room or something.

1287
1:39:50,477 --> 1:39:51,038
Chad: Who knows?

1288
1:39:51,319 --> 1:39:53,163
Chad: I think they made this up as they went along.

1289
1:39:53,350 --> 1:39:58,165
Bo: But he does impale this PE teacher bot with the forklift.

1290
1:39:58,405 --> 1:39:59,890
Chad: Almost hitting Kristie yeah.

1291
1:39:59,910 --> 1:39:59,990
Bo: Yeah.

1292
1:40:00,090 --> 1:40:01,637
Chad: He really threads the needle on this.

1293
1:40:01,818 --> 1:40:03,425
Chad: Oh yeah, two inches to the right.

1294
1:40:03,465 --> 1:40:04,268
Bo: They're both dead.

1295
1:40:04,409 --> 1:40:14,728
Bo: Cody understands that there are other fish in the sea, that the important thing is killing this robot, but when he doesn't impale her, he's like Kristie, be sure to wrap that chain around his neck.

1296
1:40:15,129 --> 1:40:27,585
Bo: And so she does, at which point Cody starts spinning the forklift around so that the chain wrapped around the PE teacher's neck is starting to pull taut, and then pulls back.

1297
1:40:27,766 --> 1:40:30,593
Bo: And then Cody of course says have a nice stretch.

1298
1:40:30,994 --> 1:40:33,198
Bo: And then pulls the robot apart.

1299
1:40:33,479 --> 1:40:38,537
Chad: Yeah, and it comes apart with green goop and slime and oil and whatever.

1300
1:40:38,979 --> 1:40:42,792
Bo: With all the robots now destroyed, cody and Kristie get out of the school.

1301
1:40:42,933 --> 1:40:55,934
Bo: The last shot of the movie is them walking down the steps of the school at night while little fires burn all over the lawn of this school and bodies and motorcycles and buses litter this battlefield.

1302
1:40:56,114 --> 1:40:59,042
Chad: And then you hear I won't forget about you.

1303
1:41:00,045 --> 1:41:03,293
Chad: This song is nothing like the movie the breakfast club.

1304
1:41:04,074 --> 1:41:10,025
Speaker 3: Please don't sue us, we're like weird out, this is a parody.

1305
1:41:11,150 --> 1:41:13,034
Chad: And like freeze frame and the end.

1306
1:41:13,195 --> 1:41:15,459
Bo: That is all of class of 1999.

1307
1:41:15,920 --> 1:41:20,144
Bo: And you said earlier Chad when saying if you ever watched this movie, please don't.

1308
1:41:20,345 --> 1:41:21,832
Bo: I'm going to come down slightly differently.

1309
1:41:22,052 --> 1:41:38,155
Bo: I think if you enjoy B movie silliness, this is one of the better examples of a very silly movie, but it is incredibly paced so that you don't really have time to stop and think about how bad the movie is before it's over.

1310
1:41:38,837 --> 1:41:39,679
Chad: I would agree with that.

1311
1:41:39,839 --> 1:41:49,424
Chad: But one thing that people either email us about or have told me personally when they listen to this podcast, they really enjoy are the stories that we share about our history together.

1312
1:41:49,525 --> 1:42:00,437
Chad: Yes, please and I don't think we've talked about this we saw this movie in the theater with whatever smattering of hooligans or droogies to stay on brand that we grew up with.

1313
1:42:00,537 --> 1:42:11,424
Chad: First off, anyone who saw a movie in the theater with any of us from the years 1987 through 1992, I just want to formally say I'm sorry.

1314
1:42:11,504 --> 1:42:11,684
Chad: Yes.

1315
1:42:11,904 --> 1:42:13,153
Bo: Okay, that was a mistake.

1316
1:42:13,494 --> 1:42:14,237
Bo: I apologize.

1317
1:42:14,518 --> 1:42:16,725
Chad: We exhibited horrible behavior.

1318
1:42:16,866 --> 1:42:27,896
Chad: It was essentially the same type of commentary we give on this podcast, but in real time, with more youthful exuberance and way much more intolerance from the people around us.

1319
1:42:28,217 --> 1:42:29,640
Bo: A healthy dose of profanity.

1320
1:42:30,041 --> 1:42:30,923
Bo: Yes, it was bad.

1321
1:42:30,970 --> 1:42:49,175
Chad: Sorry, yeah, there was a lot of really, really bad behavior, but in this movie we exhibited some bad behavior, but the audience enjoyed it because we made a pact about two thirds the way through the film that when they killed the final robot we were all going to jump up and give a victory lap around the movie theater and we did.

1322
1:42:49,295 --> 1:42:49,556
Bo: Yes.

1323
1:42:50,017 --> 1:42:53,043
Chad: And I think it ended with us chanting Cody Cody.

1324
1:42:53,411 --> 1:42:55,416
Chad: We were so happy that he saved the day.

1325
1:42:55,456 --> 1:42:55,717
Chad: Yes.

1326
1:42:55,837 --> 1:43:03,660
Bo: And I remember people in the theater laugh at this behavior, but this was the dollar theater, right, like you kind of got no.

1327
1:43:04,290 --> 1:43:05,756
Bo: No, this was the dollar theater.

1328
1:43:05,796 --> 1:43:06,900
Bo: This was full price.

1329
1:43:06,920 --> 1:43:09,610
Chad: This was at the Martin four or Martin eight.

1330
1:43:09,690 --> 1:43:16,996
Chad: I don't know if they'd expanded yet, but yeah, they were paying their full, 375 or 425 or whatever crappy movies cost back in the day.

1331
1:43:17,157 --> 1:43:18,000
Bo: Oh, that's shameful.

1332
1:43:18,622 --> 1:43:19,465
Bo: Oh my goodness.

1333
1:43:19,606 --> 1:43:25,084
Bo: But you know, it all worked out in the sense that most of those people are dead now.

1334
1:43:25,285 --> 1:43:28,595
Chad: So that's that's probably nothing to do with their deaths either?

1335
1:43:28,695 --> 1:43:34,082
Bo: Oh, no time, and mother nature took care of most of that, but they've gone on to a better place or not.

1336
1:43:34,202 --> 1:43:36,856
Bo: Or they were terrible people and they went to a much worse place and that's fine.

1337
1:43:37,037 --> 1:43:38,565
Chad: Either way that worked out is fine with me.

1338
1:43:39,067 --> 1:43:43,498
Chad: It sounds like you've been reading the gospel, according to Megan yeah.

1339
1:43:43,538 --> 1:43:45,983
Bo: Well, I'm just here to protect children.

1340
1:43:46,023 --> 1:43:50,691
Chad: Chad, snatch off their ears like you're some sort of robot witch in the woods to teach them a lesson or two.

1341
1:43:50,851 --> 1:43:52,635
Chad: Oh man, if only.

1342
1:43:53,096 --> 1:44:00,863
Bo: That's the life I should be leading is just living in a house in the woods and terrorizing children that happen to come across my path.

1343
1:44:00,964 --> 1:44:03,132
Chad: That wouldn't be too hard for you to do right now.

1344
1:44:03,373 --> 1:44:05,079
Chad: No, no, no, no, it would not.

1345
1:44:05,300 --> 1:44:07,869
Bo: And that may just be what I do for Halloween night.

1346
1:44:07,889 --> 1:44:16,304
Chad: And speaking of Halloween, let's talk about episode five for this season's theme of Domo Origato.

1347
1:44:16,530 --> 1:44:17,875
Chad: What are we doing for episode five?

1348
1:44:18,236 --> 1:44:21,227
Bo: Well, this week we did robot teachers.

1349
1:44:21,407 --> 1:44:24,578
Bo: In a couple of weeks we're going to do robot security guards.

1350
1:44:24,839 --> 1:44:25,040
Bo: Yes.

1351
1:44:25,421 --> 1:44:27,850
Bo: And have we done a movie with Barbara Crampton?

1352
1:44:27,970 --> 1:44:28,611
Bo: Maybe not.

1353
1:44:29,012 --> 1:44:33,180
Bo: One of the great horror B movie actresses of all time.

1354
1:44:33,381 --> 1:44:42,655
Bo: Barbara Crampton will join us, along with Robert security guards for a classic film, yes, called shopping mall, and which is a play chat on shopping mall.

1355
1:44:42,835 --> 1:44:50,817
Bo: But it's a CH instead of an SH, so it sounds more like you're chopping up, say, some celery I got you.

1356
1:44:51,058 --> 1:45:06,410
Bo: And, as memory serves, chad chopping mall does not involve a whole lot of chopping but more lasers, so it's laser chopping is what's happening, but it's a very silly movie and it's a lot of fun, much in the same way that class of 1999 is a lot of fun.

1357
1:45:06,530 --> 1:45:17,459
Bo: Chopping mall is of this ilk of a very silly B movie where people try having sex in a mall furniture store while robot security guards run afoul.

1358
1:45:17,719 --> 1:45:18,881
Bo: And it'll be great.

1359
1:45:19,062 --> 1:45:22,138
Bo: It's got to be a great pre-Halloween warm up for you.

1360
1:45:22,158 --> 1:45:23,524
Bo: I think everyone's going to love it.

1361
1:45:23,725 --> 1:45:37,238
Chad: And we had a lot of recommendations and submissions for this season, some we were going to do, but then we backed away and we really want to do something that was more in the Halloween theme and our final two episodes, we think, are going to check those boxes.

1362
1:45:37,478 --> 1:45:43,977
Chad: So come back in two weeks time and we will be running around malls, there will be chopping, there might be some shopping.

1363
1:45:44,338 --> 1:45:45,682
Chad: We're just going to have to wait and see.

1364
1:45:45,831 --> 1:45:46,976
Chad: There's no way to predict Chad.

1365
1:45:47,157 --> 1:45:48,665
Chad: I've never seen this movie, but I will.

1366
1:45:48,826 --> 1:46:00,463
Chad: The next time you come back to listen to the show and not only will have I seen it that I'll have some things to share with you, and you'll have some things to share with me too.

1367
1:46:00,704 --> 1:46:03,233
Bo: And it'll be a time of sharing, and that's what Halloween is all about.

1368
1:46:03,374 --> 1:46:12,872
Chad: It is a time of celebration and sharing and gift giving and love and frightening children from your house that's in the woods and wandering through the woods and frightening children.

1369
1:46:12,912 --> 1:46:18,956
Chad: Yes, as always, like rate review, you can email us at pick six movies at gmailcom.

1370
1:46:18,996 --> 1:46:21,226
Chad: If you have an idea for a season, send it our way.

1371
1:46:21,266 --> 1:46:23,455
Chad: We're always looking for something interesting and new to take on.

1372
1:46:23,796 --> 1:46:28,896
Chad: But any final thoughts that you have on the motion picture of the class of 1999.

1373
1:46:28,916 --> 1:46:33,975
Bo: Well, even though I did not survive this movie, I thought it was a smashing success of an episode.

1374
1:46:34,055 --> 1:46:35,281
Bo: Barry, get away from that window.

1375
1:46:35,602 --> 1:46:42,380
Chad: Speaking of smashing, would you want to smash any of this area between here and here, specifically this area?

1376
1:46:42,560 --> 1:46:46,231
Bo: Very well yes, Okay, in the show I've got smashing.

1377
1:46:47,731 --> 1:46:48,712
Chad: Barry wins again.

1378
1:46:50,433 --> 1:46:50,753
Bo: I like that.

1379
1:46:50,773 --> 1:46:52,194
Bo: We have a recurring character now.