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ladies and gents

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hey everybody I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea

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welcome to smut Club how's your day

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going

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we are living the dream here I hope that

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you all are having a good one are we

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living the dream or are we living a

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dream someone's dream I was gonna say I

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think you've had a bit of a a nightmare

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this morning but yeah so for some

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context y'all some something weird is

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going on with my eye and like Hannah's

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looking at me and I'm only partially

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looking at Hannah because my eye is

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swollen shut and my husband had to go

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pick up

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prescription drops and then I was crying

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when he got too close to my eye with the

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drops and it's just been a whole ass

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mess

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so we but you know outside of that like

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if that's the worst thing that happens

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today

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it's all up from here like if that's the

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worst thing that happened today we're

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doing fantastic yes and I can appreciate

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that that's the energy that we're

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bringing right I don't I don't need to

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see to record a podcast you do not

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although you continue to direct your

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eyes towards me and I can't be sure what

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you're actually taking in well

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it feels rude to not look at you with

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what little vision I have like I can see

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I can see enough and we are having a

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conversation so it feels a little like

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rude to like know I can see you but like

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look off into another place

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fair enough we'll see how this goes I

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have when I was like explaining to

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Hannah I was like yeah you know how like

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when I got my nose pierced my eyes water

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and like I feel like my nose runs when I

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like have [ __ ] going on with my eye so I

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have

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it almost feels like a dry hand wet hand

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baking

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oh I hated that so much

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I'm like

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you everyone just heard me sniffle

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I have like my nose tissue and my eye

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tissue but then I keep

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forgetting which one is which and my

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husband just keeps shouting they're

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single use get new ones and I was like

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well I don't need a new one every time I

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just like try and like

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stop my eye from watering I will I will

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agree that the nose tissues can be

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refreshed more easily then he tried to

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take all of my tissues earlier and I was

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like no

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I'm not going to explain the whole

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process no one needs that the it's the

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very that's this is It's been a struggle

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yeah we're we're trying our best oh [ __ ]

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it's happening again okay

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I'm like the saddest pirate ever like

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I'm I only have one at least it's my

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dominant eye see we can always do a

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positive reframe my job and an eye is my

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working eye

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um and the even better news is that

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Hannah chose the book for today and is

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going to lead us through it so no one

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has to rely on me in my leaky eye

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well the thing that I'm struggling with

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is when I look at you my eye then begins

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to water in like sympathy I have

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sympathy eye water

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at least it's in sympathy and not

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because it's grossing you out no it's

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not grossing me out

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fair enough I've worked impatient for

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far too long to be grossed out by

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tears come on now yeah you do hit a

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point like working like inpatient

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working Community Mental Health where

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like at some point you're like

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well that's another human's bodily

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fluids don't know where they came from

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but I'm the one in charge of cleaning it

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so so here we go so we're gonna go yeah

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I was like telling my husband relatively

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recently I was like oh yeah whenever

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someone would like urinate in our lobby

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there was like this like essentially cat

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litter stuff that we'd like put over it

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to absorb it and you simply clean and

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he's like what that's real

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um it sure is it's effective also we had

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a woman she was very much in the midst

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of a psychotic episode one time but she

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loved me so like I stayed late because

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like I was the one who could like corral

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her and

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she reaches for my hand I'm like sitting

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in her assessment she's like trust me do

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you trust me I trust you do you trust me

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like like repeating I was like yeah I

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trust you and then she just goes good

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get me napkins get me napkins right now

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and then I realized as we were holding

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hands she was wetting herself oh oh

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bless it

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that was a weird night she like that

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that was like that wasn't the weirdest

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thing that happened with her that night

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I believe it yeah but that's a story for

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another time so let me tell you what's

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not weird is this book this book that we

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are reviewing is called boyfriend which

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is the first in the MU you series I wish

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that was a joke by Serena Bowen moo like

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a cow is mooing University oh I was

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thinking like

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like a sorority or a fraternity like

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like Greek life moo no so this is set in

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Vermont and it's very much around the

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local hockey team

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at the college so we open with Abby

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um she is a waitress in a local bar and

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um while she's going to school full-time

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um she really needs the money and she is

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staying at this job that she's not a

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particular fan of because she gets a

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1500 bonus

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um if she can make it for a year and

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she's not too far away from that so

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she's really pushing through because she

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really needs that money and she works

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with her bestie Carly

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um and the local hockey players from the

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college come in all the time

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um and she very much enjoys

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um serving them she has a thing for one

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of the players named Weston

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um and one night they're in she brings

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their table beer and a freshman makes a

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really rude comment about her giving

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Weston a lap dance or something or

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striptease or something

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um did she give him a striptease she did

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not because it's Weston's birthday and

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so he's like hey don't you wanna you

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know okay and so Weston like very

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valiantly comes to her defense and all

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this and Abby is like super swoony about

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it she's very into it

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um and

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as an aside she wears a name tag that

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says Gail on it

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we will I guess we'll find out why

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eventually but all these hockey players

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think her name is Gail so did you ever

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watch Superstore yes it's like how she

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changed the name on her name tag every

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every shift

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which is kind of brilliant

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exactly but Abby didn't do this

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intentionally when she makes it less

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brilliant

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um well that's less fun to find out so

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they're her last table and while she's

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rolling silverware she overhears them

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talking about Weston's Thanksgiving

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plans

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um so he hangs up a flyer on like their

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bulletin board in the bar that says for

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25 he'll be a Thanksgiving date

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he's from out of town he doesn't have

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any plans all the guys on his team are

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like bro this feels risky like

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um also you know what feels the riskiest

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to me 25 right is that 25 per hour or 25

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25 flat and a good Thanksgiving meal

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that's all he's looking for oh no I want

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more for you like believe in yourself

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um it all the guys are like bro like

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just just come to my house just come to

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my house and he's like no I'm not doing

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that apparently he's done it the last

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two years and he intends to follow

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through on it for this third year

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um so after they leave she takes a

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number off the flyer

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um and goes home

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so then we switch to Westin's point of

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view also very kind of her to not just

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like take the whole flyer right but

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you'd be like no no I'll give other hoes

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the option too

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yeah I don't know that I would have done

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that I think I would have just taken the

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whole fire been like this is for me yeah

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I'm like dibs

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for 25

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what a bargain right

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um so now we're at Weston's point of

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view he's walking to class

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um and he gets a call from his brother

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um his brother is pissed that he's not

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coming home for Thanksgiving apparently

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their parents had a messy divorce about

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three years ago and dad is still bitter

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and ragey

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um and so their sister is getting

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married soon and Mom is throwing an

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engagement party right before Christmas

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he's got like his whole family is a hot

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mess of like his family systems is

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complex I was gonna say his family

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Dynamics could do with some therapy

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um and so

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uh Westin kind of in his head is

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thinking about how he's absolutely

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horrified by the idea of marriage he's

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like why would you even want to do that

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to yourself

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um after watching his parents go through

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what they went through

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um but then he gets a text

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inquiry about his flyer from a girl

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named Abby

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um who tells him about the Thanksgiving

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spread that's going to be at her

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stepdad's house

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um and it sounds pretty awesome so he

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decides to just go ahead and accept he's

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had other inquiries but he's like this

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food sounds [ __ ] awesome and I don't

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need to entertain anybody else no [ __ ]

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he's had other inquiries he's not

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charging enough for his service well but

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also his name isn't on the flyer so

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nobody knows it's like this big like

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defenseman on the hockey team which I'm

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like as as a woman I don't know that I

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would be texting a random number for a

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date for Thanksgiving that feels unsafe

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I mean for Abby she knows who it is but

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none of these other women do well and

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I'm also once again I'm not trying to

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harp on the price but I'm like not

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knowing who it is and 25 feels very

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different than not knowing who it is and

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be like okay 200 I'm willing to like

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feel this out but I'm like 25 feels

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too low for me to take a chance on not

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knowing

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well

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he was willing to go there and didn't

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care and clearly the other college

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students also didn't care fair enough

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um so a few weeks go by they have

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exchanged a few text messages but

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haven't really talked and they haven't

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met in person yet okay so it's

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Thanksgiving day he shows up a little

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early

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um to this mystery girl's apartment

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um and he wonders what she's like he is

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a self-admitted uh man [ __ ]

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um and he calls himself Mr Smooth which

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should tell you everything you need to

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know about him as a person I'm liking

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less and less and less yeah he comes

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back around but it does take a minute

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um so the door opens and it's the hot

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waitress and he's like hold up hold up

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hold up apparently he's been lusting

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after her like for a very long time

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um but he feels like it would be really

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rude to ask a girl out when she's just

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trying to do her job like that's not

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cool to hit on a girl girl who's trying

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to make it through her shift which I can

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appreciate as someone who worked in a

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bar for a very long time yeah

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um so we'll give him points for the

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respect we will also I would just like

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everyone to note that when Hannah was

305
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like she opened the door and he's like

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oh it's the hot waitress I was like Hey

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and did a shoulder dance but my eyes are

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closed so

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I'm just vibing by myself right now even

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though I'm vibing like three feet across

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from Hannah I just couldn't see her so

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we'll let it we'll let it ride man you

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do what you need to do to make it

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through the day Fair

315
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um so she is super gorgeous and he

316
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cannot believe his luck that like he put

317
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up this flyer and it's the hot waitress

318
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um so he gets really awkward

319
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um because he's like she is really hot

320
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and I was not ready for this to happen

321
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um so she explains that they're going to

322
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her stepfather's house to have dinner

323
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with him and his new wife

324
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um but she doesn't explain further so

325
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that's super weird like she also has a

326
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complicated family system she does shut

327
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up she does got it her genogram her

328
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family genogram would be a bit of a mess

329
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um

330
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so do you use genograms in sessions uh

331
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no I never have I never

332
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like I feel like I didn't like

333
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internships yeah but I feel like in like

334
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real life no I remember I guess I have a

335
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little bit of a trauma response to

336
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genograms because when I had to do mine

337
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we're sitting in my family therapy class

338
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whatever and my professors explaining

339
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genograms and everybody in the class is

340
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like shouting out these these scenarios

341
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and she's drawing them on the board with

342
00:13:43,380 --> 00:13:48,180
all the symbols right and it's like what

343
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if somebody has a secret love child from

344
00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:53,040
a secret affair what about like all this

345
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random [ __ ] right and she's just

346
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throwing stuff on the board no problem

347
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so then I raise my hand and I'm like hey

348
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what if two people

349
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each have kids from previous

350
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relationships and then they meet and the

351
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woman is already pregnant with another

352
00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:10,800
man's baby but he decides that he's

353
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gonna marry her anyway and then adopts

354
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,180
that baby and then they have another

355
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baby of their own how do you draw that

356
00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:19,279
and she was like see me after class

357
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I was like okay she was like oh this one

358
00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:29,100
this one like let's just talk about this

359
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:32,160
one in private she's like yeah just see

360
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:33,899
me after class I was like oh okay all

361
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,940
right you're like is this scenario not

362
00:14:33,899 --> 00:14:38,639
common enough that everyone should

363
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:41,820
should be in the know about it I'm like

364
00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:43,920
you had no problem drawing like a secret

365
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:46,199
whole secret family it wasn't even a

366
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secret love child as a secret family it

367
00:14:46,199 --> 00:14:51,720
was no [ __ ] problem but whatever so

368
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there was this mind you I don't remember

369
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,360
how long ago it was and I'm probably

370
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gonna watch the details but there's this

371
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:59,360
like very bougie private school in Tampa

372
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Florida

373
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and this dude had a secret family and

374
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his kids from his real family and his

375
00:15:05,579 --> 00:15:09,180
secret family all went to the same

376
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bougie private school

377
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his wife from the real family passed

378
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away

379
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I forget what exactly happened I don't I

380
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don't know if like there was any like

381
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:22,019
Foul Play but like she passed away then

382
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suddenly he shows up at all of the

383
00:15:22,019 --> 00:15:29,519
events for the school with his new wife

384
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from the secret family and I think like

385
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they've just been saying like oh yeah

386
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like Dad was out of town like I don't I

387
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:37,079
don't really remember all of the details

388
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but then everyone like put the like

389
00:15:37,079 --> 00:15:41,220
connected the doctor like hold up hold

390
00:15:38,399 --> 00:15:43,260
up hold up what we thought you were

391
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:46,560
married to someone else

392
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and your spouse just died but now yeah

393
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,459
I'm like so how do you draw that

394
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[Laughter]

395
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:54,120
I'll have to see if I can find that

396
00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:55,100
professor's email and shoot that

397
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:57,899
situation

398
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hypothetical exactly coming back with it

399
00:15:57,899 --> 00:16:03,899
oh sorry my cat just is like swishing

400
00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:05,940
his tail and hitting the mic with it

401
00:16:03,899 --> 00:16:08,399
right he just wants to be a part of it

402
00:16:05,940 --> 00:16:13,880
he really does that's not the time but I

403
00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:13,880
love his participation spirit so now

404
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:19,139
yep participatory his participatory

405
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:20,940
Spirit yeah okay sorry so Western's like

406
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I can't believe my luck it's the hot

407
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:24,000
waitress hell yeah yeah we're gonna go

408
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,860
spend

409
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:28,800
what I don't know I don't understand her

410
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:31,260
family systems but I'm making 25 and

411
00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,699
getting food here we go

412
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:34,920
um and I get to hang out with a hottie

413
00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:37,320
so it could be a worse day for Weston

414
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:39,480
wins all around so he's confused about

415
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:41,399
why her name tag says Gail and she

416
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,680
explains that the manager is just lazy

417
00:16:41,399 --> 00:16:46,560
as [ __ ] and made the wrong name tag like

418
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:48,300
saw that her name was Abigail on her

419
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,000
application it was like Gail sounds

420
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:54,060
right instead of like asking

421
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:56,519
um and refused to fix it so refuse to

422
00:16:54,060 --> 00:17:00,120
fix it yeah he refused to make her a new

423
00:16:56,519 --> 00:17:00,959
one with her actual nickname on it so

424
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,020
um

425
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:07,799
what Weston's like I actually don't care

426
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:11,040
about that I am just super into this

427
00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:14,040
girl right now yeah so then he decides

428
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,600
that maybe after a good meal he can have

429
00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:18,240
dessert

430
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:20,699
Ayo that's a quote not the AO part but

431
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:25,280
that he wants to have dessert it's a

432
00:17:20,699 --> 00:17:25,280
euphemism it is I get it yeah it is

433
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:29,760
so back to Abby

434
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:31,320
um she's really nervous but Weston is

435
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:33,179
really sweet and he's like asking

436
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,200
questions and blah blah blah they decide

437
00:17:33,179 --> 00:17:35,760
to say that they've been dating for

438
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,679
about a month

439
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:40,559
um and she explains that she never knew

440
00:17:37,679 --> 00:17:42,480
her father and her mom married Dalton

441
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,940
um but then passed away three years ago

442
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:47,100
leaving her nothing

443
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:48,539
um but Dalton helps her with books but

444
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:50,400
wouldn't pay for an apartment for her

445
00:17:48,539 --> 00:17:53,340
which is why she works

446
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:55,620
so she mentions that she has this new I

447
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:58,559
guess sort of stepbrother

448
00:17:55,620 --> 00:18:01,320
um and says that he's a tool

449
00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:02,880
um yeah so they just chat about like

450
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,200
what's your major and like getting to

451
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,580
know each other before they pretend to

452
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:07,080
be in a relationship in front of her

453
00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:09,059
family

454
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,100
um and then he makes her sing with him

455
00:18:09,059 --> 00:18:13,020
so that she'll loosen up a bit as before

456
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:15,960
they like head into the house and she's

457
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:18,120
like he is really really sweet like he

458
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,740
is a really nice guy and so she had

459
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:23,280
brought wine for dinner but then

460
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:25,440
realizes that she forgot it in the car

461
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,720
um and Weston says that either he can go

462
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:30,120
grab it or they can save it to have

463
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,799
later oh

464
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,620
um and then she's like

465
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:37,799
is he just is this part of the boyfriend

466
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:40,200
routine is he being serious I'm not sure

467
00:18:37,799 --> 00:18:42,240
I'm into it but I also don't want to be

468
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,679
intuitive he's not into it so she gets a

469
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:45,660
little weird

470
00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:47,539
you know that's valid she's like is he

471
00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:50,660
just laying this on

472
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does he think this is included in the 25

473
00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:56,820
experience exactly

474
00:18:54,179 --> 00:18:57,840
um so back to Weston dinner's super

475
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,580
awesome

476
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:02,280
um but he's picking up on like a weird

477
00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:03,720
tension between uh Abby and The

478
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:06,419
Stepbrother

479
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:09,299
um they play pool with her stepdad

480
00:19:06,419 --> 00:19:10,919
um and then uh Weston is trying to think

481
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:13,500
of an excuse so they can leave because

482
00:19:10,919 --> 00:19:16,200
he's like I am banging this girl tonight

483
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:19,140
like I need to get the [ __ ] out of here

484
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:20,640
um but like so he tries to make up an

485
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:22,980
excuse

486
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:25,980
um my notes say he very much wants to

487
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:28,860
play naked twister with Abby

488
00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:30,679
um but he mentions a paper to Dalton who

489
00:19:28,860 --> 00:19:33,179
offers to help him with it because

490
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:35,940
Weston's pre-med Dalton's a doctor he's

491
00:19:33,179 --> 00:19:38,460
like oh step into my office and Dalton's

492
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:42,120
like or Wesson's like [ __ ]

493
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:44,100
um so he goes stepmom mentions that she

494
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,480
has some of Abby's mother's things for

495
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,179
her to go through because she's trying

496
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,960
to get rid of them and so

497
00:19:48,179 --> 00:19:51,000
um

498
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:53,280
after a while Westing goes looking for

499
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,960
her but can't find her anywhere and then

500
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,960
he hears a male voice in the kitchen

501
00:19:54,960 --> 00:20:00,179
telling her like that she's a [ __ ] and

502
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:02,100
generally being really awful

503
00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:04,940
um and so let me guess

504
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:07,860
The Stepbrother oh my God

505
00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:08,700
so Abby's telling him basically to [ __ ]

506
00:20:07,860 --> 00:20:10,080
off

507
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:12,179
um and then he can't find them but then

508
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,380
he finally finds them in the pantry like

509
00:20:12,179 --> 00:20:14,700
he's starting to freak out because he

510
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:17,220
can't find them

511
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:19,260
um so he almost loses his [ __ ] and beats

512
00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:21,059
the [ __ ] out of The Stepbrother

513
00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:23,340
um but winds up just pulling him away

514
00:20:21,059 --> 00:20:24,059
and they finally leave

515
00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,400
um

516
00:20:24,059 --> 00:20:28,559
and they drove in her car but she's like

517
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:31,140
shaking all over and so he's like I'm

518
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:32,940
I'm gonna be driving

519
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,980
um and then he asked about Christmas

520
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,600
because he realizes like he can't be her

521
00:20:34,980 --> 00:20:37,740
date for Christmas so is she gonna be

522
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,179
safe

523
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:41,400
um and she says that she's just gonna

524
00:20:39,179 --> 00:20:42,960
make up an excuse not to go

525
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,419
um and he feels like he failed her

526
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,100
because he didn't he didn't prevent this

527
00:20:45,419 --> 00:20:49,320
from happening and that's why she needed

528
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:51,000
a date but he he didn't know it's a

529
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:53,400
whole thing

530
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:56,640
um the situation he didn't even know

531
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:59,160
existed he is internalizing the guilt

532
00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:01,919
okay yeah so yeah

533
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:04,200
so she has tried to tell her stepdad

534
00:21:01,919 --> 00:21:06,539
multiple times but he doesn't really

535
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:08,460
want to hear it like he's very newly

536
00:21:06,539 --> 00:21:10,500
married to this woman

537
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:13,500
um and so she has an outright said like

538
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:14,940
he you know he's abusive she just says

539
00:21:13,500 --> 00:21:16,919
like he makes me really uncomfortable

540
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,000
and Dalton just kind of like dismisses

541
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:21,059
it

542
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:23,280
um so yeah Weston then realizes that he

543
00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:25,140
will not be getting laid

544
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,059
um which he's fine with

545
00:21:25,140 --> 00:21:28,740
um he's like Abby needs a day off and a

546
00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:30,600
new family

547
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:33,659
um not some guy trying to get her naked

548
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:36,559
so he like very respectfully drops drops

549
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:36,559
her off at her front door

550
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,820
um so back to Abby

551
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:44,159
um she wakes up still feeling super

552
00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:46,020
gross about the night before

553
00:21:44,159 --> 00:21:48,960
um and then she realizes she never paid

554
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:51,960
Westin after all of your concern about

555
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:54,480
the 25 he didn't even get it

556
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:56,340
um so did he get the the was the food

557
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,340
good the food he was worried about that

558
00:21:56,340 --> 00:22:00,659
pretty clutch so she texts him

559
00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:02,880
um and he says that he was never

560
00:22:00,659 --> 00:22:05,039
actually gonna take the money

561
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:07,260
um that he put that on there to weed out

562
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:09,299
weirdos and I'm like bro we need to go

563
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:11,520
higher than 25 if we're trying to weed

564
00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:12,960
out weirdos but okay

565
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,780
um that's like posting a [ __ ]

566
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:19,140
Craigslist Craigslist ad and like being

567
00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:21,240
like I figured 25 would weed out the

568
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:24,200
weirdos no

569
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:28,260
no it does not

570
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:29,640
if anything I think it like lures more

571
00:22:28,260 --> 00:22:31,559
weirdos

572
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:34,500
right

573
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:36,299
um because that's a bargain really so

574
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:38,640
she winds up buying his next round of

575
00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:40,799
wings when he comes to the bar

576
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,059
um and then he shows up at the end of

577
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:44,640
one of her shifts to help her roll

578
00:22:42,059 --> 00:22:46,260
silverware and they're just like kind of

579
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,580
she's been avoiding him because she's

580
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,200
like this is just super [ __ ]

581
00:22:47,580 --> 00:22:51,539
embarrassing in general

582
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:54,720
um but then he asks her to be his date

583
00:22:51,539 --> 00:22:56,940
for Christmas with his family

584
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,760
um because he says that his dad will be

585
00:22:56,940 --> 00:23:01,860
on his best behavior or if she's there

586
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,780
um and and she can avoid her stepbrother

587
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:06,659
so it's a win-win all around

588
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:09,659
um so she agrees so

589
00:23:06,659 --> 00:23:11,820
she has a second job at a flannel

590
00:23:09,659 --> 00:23:13,380
company

591
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:15,840
um so we're back to Weston's point of

592
00:23:13,380 --> 00:23:17,520
view he goes to pick her up from there

593
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,500
um she's super gorgeous good question

594
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:21,360
what

595
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,220
I'm telling you this one's a warm bowl

596
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:24,659
of nothing I'm trying to make it it's

597
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:26,220
just not though

598
00:23:24,659 --> 00:23:28,919
you know my questions are really just

599
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:31,020
about what a flannel company like is

600
00:23:28,919 --> 00:23:33,179
that like do they just sell jackets do

601
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:38,120
they shut do they sell blankets is it

602
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:42,360
the textile side of flannel fabrication

603
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:45,240
is it a like more of an apparel like is

604
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:48,179
it a retail store it's more apparel okay

605
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:49,740
they primarily do online

606
00:23:48,179 --> 00:23:51,000
stuff but they do have a small

607
00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:54,960
storefront

608
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:58,380
um so they do like robes and slippers

609
00:23:54,960 --> 00:24:00,299
and pajamas and shirts and jackets and

610
00:23:58,380 --> 00:24:01,440
stuff like that got it also I love that

611
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:02,820
you're like I'm trying to make it

612
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,400
something but it's just a warm ball of

613
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:06,840
nothing and honestly Hannah I think I

614
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,240
think you just need to commit to it

615
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:11,039
being a warm wall of nothing instead of

616
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:13,700
being like I realize I'm the one being

617
00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:16,919
like so tell me more about the flannels

618
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:20,700
like I mean

619
00:24:16,919 --> 00:24:23,280
I feel like this is like all right we're

620
00:24:20,700 --> 00:24:25,679
gonna try something here

621
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:28,799
give me a three minute summary of the

622
00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:31,320
rest of the book oh my God okay

623
00:24:28,799 --> 00:24:34,500
um so she goes with him to Christmas

624
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:36,900
um and it's a bit of a mess they have

625
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:39,659
her his sister's engagement party his

626
00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:42,120
dad shows his ass Abby then wait like

627
00:24:39,659 --> 00:24:45,620
his ass not literally

628
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,620
um that oh

629
00:24:46,159 --> 00:24:51,600
he like shows his ass I was like like he

630
00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:54,840
shows out like she goes back around and

631
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:56,700
find out or yeah okay so we find out

632
00:24:54,840 --> 00:25:00,419
that the reason his dad is such a

633
00:24:56,700 --> 00:25:02,820
disaster is because his mom left his dad

634
00:25:00,419 --> 00:25:06,659
for Dad's brother

635
00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:10,320
oh [ __ ] yeah so it's super messy

636
00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:13,500
um so Abby basically tells his dad that

637
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:16,500
he's a [ __ ] face and so you see a [ __ ]

638
00:25:13,500 --> 00:25:18,659
face uh a bit Yeah like he's like the

639
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:21,780
whole engagement party so there's also

640
00:25:18,659 --> 00:25:25,500
like good reason why Weston's mom left

641
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:28,020
him for his uncle I mean it doesn't seem

642
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:30,480
like he started this kind of drinking

643
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:32,880
too much being all this kind of way

644
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:35,159
until after she left but

645
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,779
fair enough yeah

646
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:39,059
um so

647
00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:42,960
um yeah so they

648
00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:45,720
after the the whole thing her his dad is

649
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:47,400
like what do you even know about life in

650
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,340
general like you don't know anything and

651
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:52,140
she's like both of my parents are dead

652
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:53,940
your family is still here and you

653
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:55,200
continue to push them away so maybe I

654
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:56,400
know a little bit more than you think I

655
00:25:55,200 --> 00:26:00,299
do

656
00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:02,400
and his dad is appropriately chastised

657
00:26:00,299 --> 00:26:05,940
chastifies to such a good word it is

658
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:08,460
such a good word great vocab so um

659
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:11,340
Western feels terrible

660
00:26:08,460 --> 00:26:13,860
um that all of this happened and

661
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:15,900
um they wind up going back they pretend

662
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:18,000
to have sex because they're trying to

663
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:20,220
convince the brother that they're really

664
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,799
a couple because brother is like Weston

665
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:24,360
doesn't do commitment this is not real

666
00:26:21,799 --> 00:26:27,000
Weston's brother they're trying to okay

667
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:28,860
yeah so they pretend to have sex like

668
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:31,380
making the sounds and like pushing the

669
00:26:28,860 --> 00:26:32,640
bed against the wall and stuff Brandon's

670
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:34,500
having a moment

671
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,360
it was a short moment but it might it

672
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:37,919
might not be short we never know what my

673
00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:41,640
dog is feeling but you know what's a fun

674
00:26:37,919 --> 00:26:43,500
thing what today is his gotcha day like

675
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:46,020
it's his anniversary we got him five

676
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:48,480
years ago today happy Gotcha Day Brandon

677
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:50,220
right he um we got him when he was eight

678
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,600
weeks old when we were living in

679
00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:54,200
Nashville

680
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:59,279
he lived in Toledo

681
00:26:54,200 --> 00:27:01,380
and we literally got up like 5 a.m drove

682
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:02,880
straight to this family's house picked

683
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:05,700
him up

684
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:07,820
gave them cash they gave us a dog we got

685
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:11,240
in the car we drove back to Nashville

686
00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:14,400
all in one day and then it's a long day

687
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:17,640
it really was it was a Sunday and then I

688
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:20,159
worked the next day and

689
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,799
um then we got married two weeks later

690
00:27:20,159 --> 00:27:25,020
and my sister was very like you should

691
00:27:22,799 --> 00:27:26,520
not get an eight week old puppy two

692
00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:28,559
weeks before you get married and I said

693
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:31,620
I'm gonna live my life

694
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:33,299
and and you did and I did and I'm

695
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:34,980
obsessed with Brandon so like it all

696
00:27:33,299 --> 00:27:36,720
worked out it really did

697
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:38,520
um not the best phone call I've ever had

698
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:41,460
with my sister

699
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:44,340
but we made it through and he

700
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:47,340
is adorable but far

701
00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:49,799
far larger than he was

702
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:52,440
he is a husky boy

703
00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:53,640
and he's lost weight he has he's doing

704
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,679
really good

705
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,120
do you think like when you get to my

706
00:27:55,679 --> 00:27:59,460
house are you like oh Brandon's lost

707
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,380
weight or are you like he's still a

708
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:03,419
thick boy I mean he is still a thick boy

709
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:06,360
but I did think that the last time I was

710
00:28:03,419 --> 00:28:08,100
here yeah I feel like he stalled out a

711
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:10,260
little bit I just like doing a plateau

712
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:14,340
well I don't think his body wants to be

713
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:16,440
smaller so let it be right I'm like no I

714
00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:17,940
cut back his food as asked and this is

715
00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,700
just where his body

716
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:22,320
wants to be yeah I mean that can happen

717
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:24,419
like all right when I started doing hot

718
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,279
yoga consistently

719
00:28:24,419 --> 00:28:28,919
I know a lot of people lose weight when

720
00:28:26,279 --> 00:28:30,419
they start doing it I gained 10 pounds

721
00:28:28,919 --> 00:28:31,799
when I started doing yoga consistently

722
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:33,720
and they were like ah your body's just

723
00:28:31,799 --> 00:28:35,340
regulating to where it wants to be I was

724
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:37,740
like it's not where I want my body to be

725
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:41,279
and they're like well that's between you

726
00:28:37,740 --> 00:28:43,080
and your body I was like this is was it

727
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:45,600
muscle

728
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:47,460
um one I was in a really stressful

729
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:50,460
season of life and I think I'd like

730
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:52,440
probably gotten gotten lower than what

731
00:28:50,460 --> 00:28:54,240
is a healthy weight for me but at a

732
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,159
number that I was like I like this

733
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:58,200
number better

734
00:28:56,159 --> 00:29:00,960
um I think when you are doing that much

735
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,360
hot yoga on like on a daily basis you

736
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,559
start retaining water right um and then

737
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,179
I think there probably was a muscle

738
00:29:04,559 --> 00:29:08,100
component to it so I think like there

739
00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:11,100
was a lot of aspects at play at that

740
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:13,500
time but like where I regulated to

741
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,900
is just probably truly where my body

742
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:18,179
wants to be right um

743
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:20,039
even if I was like I like this number on

744
00:29:18,179 --> 00:29:22,860
the scale better and you know what now I

745
00:29:20,039 --> 00:29:24,779
just don't own a scale same

746
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:26,399
I like I said that to my mom recently

747
00:29:24,779 --> 00:29:28,679
and she's like oh why didn't you tell me

748
00:29:26,399 --> 00:29:30,960
we just like got rid of a bunch of them

749
00:29:28,679 --> 00:29:33,000
and I was like no Mom that I I know I'm

750
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:35,520
not asking for one yeah I was like it's

751
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,919
intentional right even like being

752
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:39,899
pregnant when I go to the doctor

753
00:29:37,919 --> 00:29:41,640
I don't even I don't look I'm like I

754
00:29:39,899 --> 00:29:43,559
don't I mean like I don't need to know

755
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,960
how much weight this Baby's putting on

756
00:29:43,559 --> 00:29:48,480
my body like

757
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:50,700
I try and eat healthy I try and move and

758
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,620
I think that's enough you know it is

759
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:54,960
enough yeah yeah sorry that was a big

760
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:56,880
tangent so they pretend to Bone hey

761
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,919
there's my puppies

762
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,380
we'll get you right back to the show in

763
00:29:58,919 --> 00:30:06,419
just a moment but first

764
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:08,220
do you like us maybe even love us cause

765
00:30:06,419 --> 00:30:11,720
we sure love you

766
00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:14,100
and if you do love us don't tease us

767
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,500
tell us in those ratings and reviews

768
00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:19,080
wherever you're listening right now

769
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:21,360
maybe even send us over to a special

770
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:23,340
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

771
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:25,440
smutty with us

772
00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:29,340
because you know the first rule of smug

773
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:31,860
Club is to talk about smart Club

774
00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:35,659
all right I won't keep you any longer

775
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:35,659
let's get back to the show

776
00:30:37,770 --> 00:30:40,849
[Music]

777
00:30:40,919 --> 00:30:43,440
pretend a bone okay

778
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,419
um

779
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:48,179
but Watson is like this isn't funny

780
00:30:45,419 --> 00:30:51,539
anymore like I'm super into it so anyway

781
00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:54,240
the next day is Christmas Eve they hang

782
00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:56,760
out Christmas Day they exchange gifts

783
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:59,220
it's very sweet and then his dad pulls

784
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,500
out a present for Abby

785
00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:04,679
um and it's a like a really nice

786
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:07,320
computer bag like Satchel thing

787
00:31:04,679 --> 00:31:09,000
um and he's like well I got it I got one

788
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,679
just like that for my daughter when she

789
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:13,020
graduated

790
00:31:10,679 --> 00:31:15,299
um and since you don't have anyone to do

791
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:17,700
that for you I I wanted to do that and

792
00:31:15,299 --> 00:31:19,919
so then of course Abby burst into tears

793
00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:22,980
um and the dad's like oh [ __ ] my bad I'm

794
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:25,140
like so sorry good good sweet tears yeah

795
00:31:22,980 --> 00:31:27,419
it was very very sweet

796
00:31:25,140 --> 00:31:29,340
um so they just have a really good time

797
00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:31,380
generally

798
00:31:29,340 --> 00:31:33,120
um and then

799
00:31:31,380 --> 00:31:36,000
um yeah

800
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,559
a lot of I'm trying to I I'm like am I

801
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,360
still on the three minute thing I'm

802
00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:40,860
passing you know I also took us on a

803
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:43,020
very long tangent that was definitely

804
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:44,580
more than three minutes

805
00:31:43,020 --> 00:31:46,860
and I do appreciate that you're like

806
00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:50,159
none of these details they're like it's

807
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:51,600
just more of a warmble of nothing it is

808
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:53,220
um so we're just a good warm bowl of

809
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:56,399
nothing we're gonna flash to New Year's

810
00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:59,100
Eve so okay so so they celebrate

811
00:31:56,399 --> 00:32:01,919
Christmas it's really nice yep they're

812
00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:05,940
like we could be great friends

813
00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:08,520
um New Year's Eve so the places happen

814
00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:10,740
um what place the bar of where she works

815
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:12,240
my bad I'm trying to go too fast now I'm

816
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:14,640
leaving out details and we need to

817
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,899
stress you out it's that weird balance

818
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,700
because we're like do we need these

819
00:32:15,899 --> 00:32:20,580
details and you're like oh [ __ ] just a

820
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:23,039
couple more but actually we did need

821
00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:24,840
that one I think that one was relevant

822
00:32:23,039 --> 00:32:26,340
um so the bar she's working is obviously

823
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,440
open she's working the New Year's Eve

824
00:32:26,340 --> 00:32:30,120
shift it's popping

825
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,260
um and

826
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:34,320
um

827
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:36,480
yeah hey Craig so you are literally

828
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,799
stretching and putting your ass in

829
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,440
Hannah's face right

830
00:32:37,799 --> 00:32:42,899
well I have three cats of my own so it's

831
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:45,720
not that I'm not used to it

832
00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:46,740
um it's just a thing cats do you know I

833
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:48,779
do

834
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:50,340
like is it like they're being they're

835
00:32:48,779 --> 00:32:52,640
proud

836
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:55,080
I just don't care

837
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:57,419
I think they're like I will stretch

838
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,620
where I want when I want and I do not

839
00:32:57,419 --> 00:33:01,679
care

840
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:04,620
I wish I had that confidence right like

841
00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:07,559
I will put my ass where I want to

842
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:09,299
however I see fit in whatever manner if

843
00:33:07,559 --> 00:33:12,000
you don't like it you can move around my

844
00:33:09,299 --> 00:33:15,299
ass and not the other way around exactly

845
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,799
exactly okay so sorry everyone I was

846
00:33:15,299 --> 00:33:18,659
just like watching Hannah try and like

847
00:33:16,799 --> 00:33:21,000
look at her notes for this book and I

848
00:33:18,659 --> 00:33:23,940
just see myself blocking them and I was

849
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:25,260
like oh he's really showing out he was a

850
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:27,260
little bit

851
00:33:25,260 --> 00:33:30,539
um so

852
00:33:27,260 --> 00:33:32,760
uh the there's a new bouncer at the bar

853
00:33:30,539 --> 00:33:35,760
this night okay and

854
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:39,059
um keeps asking specifically for Abby to

855
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:43,080
bring him a drink and she's like okay

856
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:45,059
um so finally she goes over and she uh

857
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:47,039
the direct quote is the words die as I

858
00:33:45,059 --> 00:33:48,840
see who the new bouncer is and then it

859
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:53,159
cuts back to Weston

860
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:56,779
um so he's like I am into her and I want

861
00:33:53,159 --> 00:34:00,899
to bang her still so he's like tonight

862
00:33:56,779 --> 00:34:03,960
it is so she's like he's like tonight's

863
00:34:00,899 --> 00:34:04,799
the night like I'm making my move and

864
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,620
then

865
00:34:04,799 --> 00:34:10,320
um he sees the new bouncer yeah he sees

866
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:12,359
that and he's like oh no

867
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,440
um and she's super upset and so he's

868
00:34:12,359 --> 00:34:14,099
like

869
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,500
um

870
00:34:14,099 --> 00:34:17,820
he he winds up giving her a hug and he's

871
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:19,800
like this is not what I was hoping for

872
00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:21,659
but it's still pretty good like it could

873
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:24,419
be worse

874
00:34:21,659 --> 00:34:26,639
um so he does you know I appreciate that

875
00:34:24,419 --> 00:34:29,280
like he can read the room he can yeah

876
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:32,280
we're like he's like

877
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:34,859
I'm I'm gonna boner on Thanksgiving nope

878
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:37,919
I just watched her get

879
00:34:34,859 --> 00:34:41,099
verbally assaulted by her stepbrother

880
00:34:37,919 --> 00:34:42,720
not the time oh right New Year's Eve

881
00:34:41,099 --> 00:34:44,280
went sideways well

882
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:46,859
like I appreciate that you can be a

883
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:49,080
gentleman he can he can oh we'll give

884
00:34:46,859 --> 00:34:52,200
him that like he can

885
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:55,080
um he he's not all about his own needs

886
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:57,060
he's paying attention yeah yeah

887
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:59,460
um so then

888
00:34:57,060 --> 00:35:01,320
um basically he shows up to walk her

889
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:03,540
home after every shift from that point

890
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,920
forward

891
00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:06,540
um and his teammates are giving him a

892
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:09,480
bunch of [ __ ]

893
00:35:06,540 --> 00:35:10,079
um and then

894
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,820
um

895
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:14,820
yeah

896
00:35:11,820 --> 00:35:17,460
he winds up kissing Abby eventually

897
00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:20,940
um as he walks her home and

898
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:22,980
um she asks him to stay and uh my notes

899
00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:24,839
just say Weston is beside himself he's

900
00:35:22,980 --> 00:35:26,880
so excited

901
00:35:24,839 --> 00:35:29,579
um and he tells her that he doesn't want

902
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,839
to pretend anymore to be with her

903
00:35:29,579 --> 00:35:32,700
because that's what he's been doing in

904
00:35:30,839 --> 00:35:33,480
front of his stepbrother

905
00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:35,880
um

906
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:38,880
so then my notes say they bang

907
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:41,520
um so it it becomes real it becomes real

908
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:43,740
they become a real couple there's a

909
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,060
solidifying [ __ ] yes there is a

910
00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,980
solidifying [ __ ] but it's not that

911
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:48,960
solidifying because Weston is still on

912
00:35:46,980 --> 00:35:52,500
his whole like we're keeping it casual

913
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:55,680
thing I want it to be real but I also

914
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:58,380
don't want commitment precisely I just

915
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:59,520
want in your pants like that's basically

916
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:01,380
it

917
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,480
um Boston we were doing so well I was

918
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:05,940
really just typing you yeah so they've

919
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,680
been banging for a while now but then

920
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:10,020
um he usually leaves right after but

921
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:14,160
then he asked to stay

922
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:16,440
um and he floats the idea in the morning

923
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,240
of being my notes say friends with

924
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:20,520
Benny's I believe that is a direct quote

925
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:21,960
and I'm really sorry about it

926
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,940
um since he doesn't do real

927
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:26,820
relationships does Benny's mean eggs

928
00:36:23,940 --> 00:36:28,800
benedict I was like does that mean

929
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:32,880
Benadryl

930
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:34,380
um honestly yeah friend friends with a

931
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,119
walking Pharmacy see in their pocket

932
00:36:34,380 --> 00:36:39,119
when you need it friends who make you

933
00:36:36,119 --> 00:36:42,960
eggs benedict whenever you want I need

934
00:36:39,119 --> 00:36:45,060
more friends like that yes Benedict

935
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,200
what are like yeah when people like

936
00:36:45,060 --> 00:36:49,320
Friends with Benefits I was like okay

937
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,400
but what is the benefit right orgasms in

938
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:53,460
this case

939
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:55,619
I was hoping you'd say so disappointed

940
00:36:53,460 --> 00:36:58,140
right now she's like can you be more

941
00:36:55,619 --> 00:37:01,200
basic [ __ ] orgasms where are the eggs

942
00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:04,020
where's the hollandaise like

943
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:07,380
like honestly I was like

944
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:08,940
uh even if the benefit was like

945
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:12,119
Pizza

946
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:14,760
I don't know right right like I'm a I'm

947
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:17,460
a very food motivated person apparently

948
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:20,099
same but I'm like no come on I need more

949
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:23,520
benefits than just orgasms because quite

950
00:37:20,099 --> 00:37:25,500
frankly I can give myself orgasm I don't

951
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:28,940
need assistance no so you need to be

952
00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:31,859
coming with something more to the table

953
00:37:28,940 --> 00:37:33,960
benefits it's there's an s on the end

954
00:37:31,859 --> 00:37:36,119
it's not friends with benefit it's

955
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:38,099
friends with benefits so there should be

956
00:37:36,119 --> 00:37:40,140
multiple well I guess the other benefit

957
00:37:38,099 --> 00:37:42,180
for her is that he's walking her home

958
00:37:40,140 --> 00:37:44,520
and keeping her safe and stuff like that

959
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:46,800
damn it Hannah you gotta come out with

960
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,720
the logic all right I'll give it to you

961
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,940
so

962
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,440
um she they're also not doing anything

963
00:37:50,940 --> 00:37:54,960
serious because she's planning to leave

964
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,640
Vermont after she graduates is she

965
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,780
graduating in the spring she is

966
00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,240
graduating in the spring she's

967
00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:02,040
graduating a year early

968
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:04,079
um well smarty pants she has a little

969
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:06,900
smarty pants

970
00:38:04,079 --> 00:38:09,540
um so she's applying for jobs in New

971
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:11,099
York Weston has another year in school

972
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:14,579
and then he's going to do med school at

973
00:38:11,099 --> 00:38:17,280
the same same College in Burlington

974
00:38:14,579 --> 00:38:19,200
um yeah my notes are like they bang it

975
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:21,240
out like that's just like every so often

976
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,099
it's like they bang it out

977
00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:26,280
um

978
00:38:22,099 --> 00:38:28,980
so she feels like like jot like lines

979
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,660
are getting kind of blurred yeah a

980
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:32,339
little bit but then at the same time

981
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:34,140
like she'll go days at a time without

982
00:38:32,339 --> 00:38:36,359
hearing from him and so she's like yeah

983
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:37,500
no this isn't like a real thing

984
00:38:36,359 --> 00:38:39,960
um so

985
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:42,180
she goes to New York for a bunch of

986
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:44,820
interviews none of them really go well

987
00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:48,180
she feels super lonely

988
00:38:44,820 --> 00:38:50,820
um so she calls him they have I don't

989
00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:53,220
know Skype sex I guess

990
00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:54,480
um and she's super into it he's super

991
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:56,400
into it

992
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,900
whatever

993
00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:01,320
um better than only one of them being

994
00:38:57,900 --> 00:39:03,180
into it precisely yeah you know um she

995
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:06,000
is like I'm not showing you anything

996
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:08,880
right now and he's like that's cool I'll

997
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,380
show you mine like

998
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:13,200
he's like whatever you're comfortable

999
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:16,680
with babe I'm comfortable with this and

1000
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,599
she's like okay well all right well

1001
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,040
there we are um but I also appreciate

1002
00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:22,200
that he respected her boundary and

1003
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:23,480
didn't like push it do you remember that

1004
00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:25,099
um

1005
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:28,859
woof

1006
00:39:25,099 --> 00:39:31,440
damn there's so many wolves

1007
00:39:28,859 --> 00:39:34,440
the wolf Hotel series

1008
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:36,900
oh I [ __ ] hated that series I hate

1009
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:40,500
you really do so much you really did oh

1010
00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:41,700
my God like like deep in my soul I hated

1011
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:42,480
it

1012
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:44,880
um

1013
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,740
I was thinking about like I don't know

1014
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,180
it was the I think it was in the second

1015
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:50,780
book

1016
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,780
um where

1017
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:55,980
Ronan well that was his name right

1018
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:58,800
um one of the side dudes like text her a

1019
00:39:55,980 --> 00:40:00,599
picture it's like of like his like upper

1020
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,859
body and you can like see his hand as

1021
00:40:00,599 --> 00:40:06,540
like down by his genitals and then he

1022
00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:07,920
after he sends that picture he text her

1023
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,599
and he's like did that picture offend

1024
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:12,300
you and she's like no and then he's like

1025
00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:14,820
good and then sends her a picture of his

1026
00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:17,579
dick right after he's like masturbated

1027
00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:19,280
because I'm like that's a sharp

1028
00:40:17,579 --> 00:40:22,619
escalation

1029
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:25,220
also a weird Choice like why would you

1030
00:40:22,619 --> 00:40:28,800
send right after like wouldn't

1031
00:40:25,220 --> 00:40:31,260
never mind I think it was like a like

1032
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:33,240
this is what you do to me yeah I think

1033
00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:34,740
it was one of those situations but the

1034
00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:38,339
whole series made me cringe the entire

1035
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:41,339
time I hated it she was just so annoying

1036
00:40:38,339 --> 00:40:43,619
yes she was annoying he was overbearing

1037
00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:45,359
the two side dudes were the only thing I

1038
00:40:43,619 --> 00:40:46,859
liked about any of it

1039
00:40:45,359 --> 00:40:49,320
it was terrible

1040
00:40:46,859 --> 00:40:51,480
yeah was he overbearing or was she just

1041
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,500
annoying no he was pretty overbearing

1042
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,420
and mean

1043
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,040
especially at the beginning at the

1044
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:58,440
beginning you're right yeah I think like

1045
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:01,619
I was thinking more of like later well

1046
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:03,599
he had four books to redeem himself and

1047
00:41:01,619 --> 00:41:04,859
it wasn't enough for me apparently but

1048
00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,820
it's like a lot like when people are

1049
00:41:04,859 --> 00:41:08,400
like

1050
00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:09,960
it started okay or it started rough but

1051
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:13,020
then like

1052
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:14,940
once he made it 15 episodes in the show

1053
00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:16,680
redeemed itself and you're like ain't

1054
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:19,320
nobody got time to watch 15 episodes

1055
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:21,420
nope for it to redeem itself so I I am

1056
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:23,099
there with you I do think he like came

1057
00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:25,440
around and like got better but I think

1058
00:41:23,099 --> 00:41:28,260
it yeah but she didn't it was too little

1059
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:30,359
she's like oh gosh she was awful she was

1060
00:41:28,260 --> 00:41:31,500
yeah that's a review for another time

1061
00:41:30,359 --> 00:41:33,240
but that's what it made me think of

1062
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:35,760
where it's like well I'm comfortable

1063
00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:38,040
with this like it's like oh did that

1064
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:40,440
picture offend you no let me

1065
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:42,060
substantially escalate this situation

1066
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:45,180
right

1067
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:46,800
um but anyway so she's back in Vermont

1068
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:49,140
she's back at work

1069
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,060
and she has to continuously remind

1070
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:52,680
herself that like they don't have a

1071
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:53,820
future we're just having fun like we

1072
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:55,260
don't have a future we're just having

1073
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:56,640
fun

1074
00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:58,200
um and

1075
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,000
um her stepbrother's behavior is

1076
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,500
escalating not just with her but with

1077
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,599
the other waitresses so he like

1078
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:05,339
physically has been grabbing some of

1079
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,960
them and the manager won't do anything

1080
00:42:05,339 --> 00:42:07,619
about it

1081
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,480
um

1082
00:42:07,619 --> 00:42:10,920
gross but she figures that it's all

1083
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,380
gonna be fine

1084
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,420
um and then she goes over to the hockey

1085
00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:18,720
house with Weston he's really really

1086
00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:21,420
sweet and she makes a cake not a

1087
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:24,540
euphemism is what's in my notes so

1088
00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:26,880
apparently my God I didn't think it was

1089
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:28,500
I was just like oh yeah he lives in a

1090
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,500
house they probably had a kitchen she

1091
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:34,980
she was baking and you're like just to

1092
00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:36,839
be clear cake is not a euphemism it's

1093
00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:38,940
not in this case

1094
00:42:36,839 --> 00:42:41,220
um in other cases it could be but not in

1095
00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:43,020
this one so um like it's her mom's

1096
00:42:41,220 --> 00:42:45,599
recipe and she really wanted to be able

1097
00:42:43,020 --> 00:42:47,700
to do that so Weston invited her over to

1098
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:50,820
use this kitchen

1099
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:53,579
um so he is like loving life having her

1100
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:55,140
in his house using his kitchen

1101
00:42:53,579 --> 00:42:57,480
um and then

1102
00:42:55,140 --> 00:43:00,480
um a girl that he hooked up with before

1103
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:02,460
shows up while Abby's in the kitchen and

1104
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:05,400
like comes over and is like coming on to

1105
00:43:02,460 --> 00:43:08,119
Western Puck bunny yes okay and he's

1106
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,119
trying to like

1107
00:43:08,579 --> 00:43:12,420
um trying to like subtly like push her

1108
00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:15,480
away

1109
00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:17,460
um and uh like forgets her name like

1110
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,500
it's painful like the whole thing is

1111
00:43:17,460 --> 00:43:21,060
painful

1112
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,680
um and then

1113
00:43:21,060 --> 00:43:24,660
um he's like

1114
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:26,339
I know that I feel some type of way

1115
00:43:24,660 --> 00:43:27,900
about Abby and all the guys are still

1116
00:43:26,339 --> 00:43:29,880
giving him a hard time about it but he's

1117
00:43:27,900 --> 00:43:31,740
like she's about to graduate this is all

1118
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:34,740
temporary whatever

1119
00:43:31,740 --> 00:43:37,380
um Abby heard the entire thing

1120
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:39,420
um and also heard his teammates telling

1121
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:41,880
him like we know you're a [ __ ] like

1122
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:43,800
what are you doing with this girl

1123
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,240
um and she feels really really bad in

1124
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:47,339
general about it

1125
00:43:45,240 --> 00:43:49,740
and then she hears the girl who hooked

1126
00:43:47,339 --> 00:43:51,780
up with him previously crying

1127
00:43:49,740 --> 00:43:53,819
um and saying that she thought that he

1128
00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:55,380
really liked her and that maybe there

1129
00:43:53,819 --> 00:43:57,660
really was something there and she feels

1130
00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:59,220
really stupid and Abby's like cool so

1131
00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:02,280
this is going to be me in like three

1132
00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:03,000
months awesome love that for me

1133
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:08,460
um

1134
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:10,680
so she also hates that she like

1135
00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:13,079
love spending time with his family like

1136
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,579
she's been craving family and she's like

1137
00:44:13,079 --> 00:44:17,900
great so it's not just that I'm losing

1138
00:44:14,579 --> 00:44:17,900
him I'm losing his family too

1139
00:44:18,180 --> 00:44:20,700
um so then

1140
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:23,280
um

1141
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:24,480
he wakes up to an empty bed Abby's phone

1142
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,040
is ringing

1143
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,780
um and finds her in the kitchen and it

1144
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,760
looks like she's been crying her stepdad

1145
00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:31,079
had called to confirm lunch plans with

1146
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,240
her

1147
00:44:31,079 --> 00:44:34,859
um and she tells him that it's the

1148
00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:36,240
anniversary of her mom's death so they

1149
00:44:34,859 --> 00:44:39,900
always go to lunch in the cemetery

1150
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:42,900
together and he's like I am an [ __ ]

1151
00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:45,839
like wow I didn't even think about it

1152
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:47,280
like do you want me to come with you and

1153
00:44:45,839 --> 00:44:50,099
then he's like that's not what we're

1154
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,660
doing here at all but like I want to be

1155
00:44:50,099 --> 00:44:53,819
there for her and she's like no no no no

1156
00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:54,780
it's fine

1157
00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:57,540
um

1158
00:44:54,780 --> 00:44:59,579
so yeah talk about Blurred Lines like

1159
00:44:57,540 --> 00:45:01,560
spending the anniversary of her mother's

1160
00:44:59,579 --> 00:45:02,880
passing with her yeah but like he wants

1161
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:04,740
to be there for her but then he's super

1162
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,319
confused by that yeah

1163
00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:09,420
um so then Weston's like after Abby

1164
00:45:07,319 --> 00:45:11,700
leaves he's like I think I might be like

1165
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:13,140
a serious [ __ ] like she deserves

1166
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:14,819
someone who's not scared of commitment

1167
00:45:13,140 --> 00:45:18,119
and

1168
00:45:14,819 --> 00:45:20,040
um maybe like maybe I'm being a real

1169
00:45:18,119 --> 00:45:22,079
douchebag spending this much time with

1170
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:24,420
her like maybe that's not cool you

1171
00:45:22,079 --> 00:45:28,079
haven't even made her eggs benedict once

1172
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:30,720
not even a single time Weston there's

1173
00:45:28,079 --> 00:45:33,180
been no Hollandaise sauce there's been

1174
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:34,380
no English muffin where is my Canadian

1175
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:36,980
bacon

1176
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,980
[ __ ]

1177
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:44,819
now I really would like some eggs better

1178
00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:46,859
right well and I'll say with pregnancy

1179
00:45:44,819 --> 00:45:49,500
I've definitely felt like as soon as

1180
00:45:46,859 --> 00:45:52,099
someone says a food or like mentions it

1181
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:55,140
I'm like I could [ __ ] that up right now

1182
00:45:52,099 --> 00:45:56,520
but you said it first I know I did I've

1183
00:45:55,140 --> 00:45:58,380
been thinking about this one a lot like

1184
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,420
a friend I was talking about and she was

1185
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:01,920
like yeah when I was pregnant all I

1186
00:46:00,420 --> 00:46:04,079
wanted was

1187
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:07,020
um instant mashed potatoes and Caesar

1188
00:46:04,079 --> 00:46:09,180
salad and I was like I would destroy

1189
00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:11,640
those I was like if those were in my

1190
00:46:09,180 --> 00:46:14,640
house they would be gone before I sent

1191
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:16,800
this text message like that is where I'm

1192
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,960
at with food at this point

1193
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,960
well I mean

1194
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:25,319
I wish I had some eggs benedict for you

1195
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:27,540
but it doesn't travel well so it

1196
00:46:25,319 --> 00:46:29,099
wouldn't have been good anyway honestly

1197
00:46:27,540 --> 00:46:31,020
I appreciate the forethought and being

1198
00:46:29,099 --> 00:46:33,540
like you know what I shouldn't do poach

1199
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:34,460
eggs then drive an hour to Chelsea's

1200
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:38,099
house

1201
00:46:34,460 --> 00:46:39,900
hollandaise an hour old hollandaise is

1202
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:42,359
not where we want to be with our lives

1203
00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:45,859
it's just not anyone in the in the mood

1204
00:46:42,359 --> 00:46:48,119
for some room Tempo holiday

1205
00:46:45,859 --> 00:46:50,160
absolutely not good thing I'm out of my

1206
00:46:48,119 --> 00:46:52,140
first trimester anymore or that thought

1207
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:54,000
probably would have made me puke I would

1208
00:46:52,140 --> 00:46:57,300
be like nope that's a texture I cannot

1209
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:59,640
get behind nope okay so Western realizes

1210
00:46:57,300 --> 00:47:01,260
that like he's like maybe I'm being a

1211
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:04,680
dick and I should have made her eggs

1212
00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:06,839
benedict at some point exactly

1213
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,339
um so then Abby spends the day with her

1214
00:47:06,839 --> 00:47:10,680
stepdad

1215
00:47:08,339 --> 00:47:13,619
um and he says that he's still going to

1216
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:15,540
support her even after she graduates but

1217
00:47:13,619 --> 00:47:17,220
um that's super sweet she's like

1218
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,720
absolutely not because I will not live

1219
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:20,640
in the same house as my stepbrother but

1220
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:22,500
thank you yeah

1221
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,720
um so then she kind of falls into a bit

1222
00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:27,180
of depression Weston's really busy so

1223
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:30,780
they don't really spend time together

1224
00:47:27,180 --> 00:47:32,579
um and uh he then like sees her in the

1225
00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:34,260
bar and invites her to dinner with his

1226
00:47:32,579 --> 00:47:37,319
family

1227
00:47:34,260 --> 00:47:40,319
um and she's like what the [ __ ]

1228
00:47:37,319 --> 00:47:44,339
she's like we can't have it both ways

1229
00:47:40,319 --> 00:47:46,560
she's like okay I guess what the hell

1230
00:47:44,339 --> 00:47:50,099
um so then again Step Brothers behavior

1231
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:52,800
is escalating my notes say stepbrother

1232
00:47:50,099 --> 00:47:54,900
gropes her ass after Weston leaves and

1233
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:56,240
she's big mad

1234
00:47:54,900 --> 00:48:00,420
um so

1235
00:47:56,240 --> 00:48:02,099
yeah yeah um so she goes to

1236
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:03,119
um her job her other job at the flannel

1237
00:48:02,099 --> 00:48:04,319
company

1238
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:06,599
um and she's doing a really really good

1239
00:48:04,319 --> 00:48:08,579
job she's really loving it

1240
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:10,200
um but the other girl who like is

1241
00:48:08,579 --> 00:48:11,640
supposed to be helping her went home

1242
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:14,460
sick and she's like oh God I hope I

1243
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:17,300
don't get sick spoiler alert

1244
00:48:14,460 --> 00:48:17,300
so

1245
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:21,900
um Westin is like coming out of his skin

1246
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:24,420
because Abby's late for dinner with his

1247
00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:29,460
family and

1248
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:31,020
um so she tells them that uh her

1249
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:32,819
interviews in New York didn't go great

1250
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:34,440
but the flannel company wants to bring

1251
00:48:32,819 --> 00:48:36,900
her on full time so maybe she would stay

1252
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:39,060
in Burlington and then Weston's like oh

1253
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:40,800
no like The Natural end of our

1254
00:48:39,060 --> 00:48:42,839
relationship may not be there anymore

1255
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:44,460
[ __ ] me

1256
00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:47,280
um and

1257
00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:49,619
um and then his sister who is there is

1258
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,700
like oh like this is so exciting that

1259
00:48:49,619 --> 00:48:54,720
means you'll be able to come to my

1260
00:48:50,700 --> 00:48:57,420
wedding right and Abby's like oh no and

1261
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:59,819
the whole family's like um Weston why

1262
00:48:57,420 --> 00:49:02,040
hadn't you talked to Abby about the

1263
00:48:59,819 --> 00:49:04,920
wedding she should come either way even

1264
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:07,020
if she's moved she should be there like

1265
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,400
yeah I've been dating long enough though

1266
00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:11,940
right

1267
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:13,859
and so it's very very awkward

1268
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:16,319
um so

1269
00:49:13,859 --> 00:49:18,720
he is like well why didn't I know about

1270
00:49:16,319 --> 00:49:21,599
this offer from the the flannel company

1271
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:23,640
and blah blah blah and she's like

1272
00:49:21,599 --> 00:49:25,740
um because this is supposed to be fun

1273
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:27,180
and not serious those were your words

1274
00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:28,380
why would I tell you about something

1275
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:30,839
like that

1276
00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:33,240
thank you oh

1277
00:49:30,839 --> 00:49:36,540
um and so he's like well wait a minute I

1278
00:49:33,240 --> 00:49:37,440
didn't I want I can't

1279
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,000
um

1280
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,839
so

1281
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,520
um

1282
00:49:39,839 --> 00:49:42,599
she's like yeah and also I didn't tell

1283
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,880
you because I might stay in Burlington

1284
00:49:42,599 --> 00:49:47,099
and I thought you would be weird and oh

1285
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,839
my God I was right you're being [ __ ]

1286
00:49:47,099 --> 00:49:50,880
weird right now I feel like Weston is

1287
00:49:48,839 --> 00:49:53,460
one of those dudes who'd be like

1288
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:55,079
should we have an open relationship but

1289
00:49:53,460 --> 00:49:57,720
then by open relationship he just means

1290
00:49:55,079 --> 00:50:00,420
like he can [ __ ] other people but like

1291
00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:02,160
she can't like that's the energy yeah

1292
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:03,660
but it's like also he doesn't actually

1293
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,400
want to [ __ ] other people he just

1294
00:50:03,660 --> 00:50:07,380
doesn't want to say that so he's like

1295
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:13,140
stupid

1296
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:14,940
yeah like I I what was that so y'all did

1297
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:17,460
what

1298
00:50:14,940 --> 00:50:19,920
Hannah said that and then she looks over

1299
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:22,200
at my husband and they have this like

1300
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:25,859
moment of eye contact where he's like

1301
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:28,800
yeah I get it and to be fair

1302
00:50:25,859 --> 00:50:30,839
that is the state I found my husband and

1303
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:32,819
before he just before he realized

1304
00:50:30,839 --> 00:50:34,800
because yeah he was like we need to talk

1305
00:50:32,819 --> 00:50:37,260
and I went no we don't you're free to go

1306
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:39,359
[ __ ] other people live your life my guy

1307
00:50:37,260 --> 00:50:41,599
and then a couple months later he was

1308
00:50:39,359 --> 00:50:41,599
like

1309
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:48,839
a month later per

1310
00:50:45,619 --> 00:50:50,579
Vance A month later he was like you know

1311
00:50:48,839 --> 00:50:52,859
what

1312
00:50:50,579 --> 00:50:54,780
it just felt cooler to feel like I had

1313
00:50:52,859 --> 00:50:57,720
options but I don't actually want

1314
00:50:54,780 --> 00:50:58,559
options I only want to date and be with

1315
00:50:57,720 --> 00:51:01,680
you

1316
00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:03,780
and now we're married so spoiler alert

1317
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:06,359
it was her husband

1318
00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:09,000
but no I I did that that could happen

1319
00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:12,000
very often but they're like not the dude

1320
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:13,380
I married yeah I did the like point and

1321
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,680
eye contact thing because I could see

1322
00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:18,780
him nodding out of the corner of my eye

1323
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,760
um so anyway

1324
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:22,740
um she's like you don't have to be weird

1325
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:25,619
our thing can still come to a natural

1326
00:51:22,740 --> 00:51:28,619
conclusion just like you want

1327
00:51:25,619 --> 00:51:30,720
um and he's like okay what if it's not

1328
00:51:28,619 --> 00:51:32,880
what I wanted okay

1329
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:34,740
um and then he feels like he's an

1330
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:36,900
[ __ ] and doesn't really get why

1331
00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:37,110
because men are stupid is what my notes

1332
00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:39,059
say

1333
00:51:37,110 --> 00:51:41,819
[Laughter]

1334
00:51:39,059 --> 00:51:45,599
my husband is still nodding

1335
00:51:41,819 --> 00:51:47,520
he's like yep I get it now can confirm

1336
00:51:45,599 --> 00:51:49,079
um so Abby really doesn't feel so great

1337
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:50,520
so she says she's gonna go home and

1338
00:51:49,079 --> 00:51:52,680
change before

1339
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:56,160
um Wesson's hockey game but then she

1340
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:57,300
gets home and doesn't leave the house

1341
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:59,880
um

1342
00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:02,220
so she's like a clean break is probably

1343
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:04,140
what's best anyway so she sends him a

1344
00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:06,599
voice message like not a voicemail but

1345
00:52:04,140 --> 00:52:08,040
like a voice message

1346
00:52:06,599 --> 00:52:09,420
um basically telling him that it's

1347
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:11,220
probably better if they just go ahead

1348
00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:15,180
and wrap it up

1349
00:52:11,220 --> 00:52:17,099
um and so Weston wins the game he's

1350
00:52:15,180 --> 00:52:18,960
super excited and then realizes that

1351
00:52:17,099 --> 00:52:22,440
Abby never came

1352
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:24,839
um and is like oh [ __ ] I have feelings

1353
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:27,059
for her and then gets the voice message

1354
00:52:24,839 --> 00:52:30,839
and he's like oh

1355
00:52:27,059 --> 00:52:32,099
that [ __ ] sucks like I don't like

1356
00:52:30,839 --> 00:52:33,720
that

1357
00:52:32,099 --> 00:52:35,220
um so he's called her a few times he's

1358
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:37,200
texted her a few times she's not

1359
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:38,940
responding to anything but he also

1360
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,640
doesn't know like she's sick in bed he

1361
00:52:38,940 --> 00:52:43,500
does not know that so um his teammates

1362
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:46,980
finally drag him out to the bar where

1363
00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:48,660
she works um but then they're like

1364
00:52:46,980 --> 00:52:51,300
looking for her and her best friend is

1365
00:52:48,660 --> 00:52:53,579
like where is she and he's like you

1366
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:55,200
[ __ ] tell me dude she broke up with

1367
00:52:53,579 --> 00:52:56,760
me where is she

1368
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,559
um and then they realized nobody has

1369
00:52:56,760 --> 00:53:02,520
seen or heard from her in more than two

1370
00:52:58,559 --> 00:53:05,640
days oh so he flips his [ __ ]

1371
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:08,460
um and runs to her apartment gets her

1372
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:10,200
landlord to open it and the heat in her

1373
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:12,420
apartment had been broken and he had

1374
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:14,940
been like kind of fixing it temporary

1375
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:17,640
fixes anytime he would come over

1376
00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:21,119
um but her apartment is basically like a

1377
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:23,220
[ __ ] meat locker and yeah in the

1378
00:53:21,119 --> 00:53:24,359
winter and she's like unresponsive on

1379
00:53:23,220 --> 00:53:25,200
the bed

1380
00:53:24,359 --> 00:53:29,040
um

1381
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:31,140
and so he's like [ __ ] so he then takes

1382
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:33,300
care of her he calls step dad who again

1383
00:53:31,140 --> 00:53:35,099
remind her is a doctor

1384
00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:37,140
um and comes over and they kind of take

1385
00:53:35,099 --> 00:53:38,819
care of her and help her

1386
00:53:37,140 --> 00:53:41,280
um and then

1387
00:53:38,819 --> 00:53:43,140
Weston has to go to practice and he has

1388
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:45,300
to go to class so one of his teammates

1389
00:53:43,140 --> 00:53:47,760
has a broken leg so he just leaves this

1390
00:53:45,300 --> 00:53:49,920
Rando in her apartment to watch over her

1391
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:51,960
while he can't be there

1392
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,700
um and so she like tries to get up and

1393
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:55,140
tries to do things for herself and this

1394
00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:57,540
person that she doesn't know is like

1395
00:53:55,140 --> 00:53:59,400
nope and he's like taking pictures and

1396
00:53:57,540 --> 00:54:01,380
sending them to Westin and she's like

1397
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:04,440
what the [ __ ] are you doing he's like if

1398
00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:06,359
I don't text him every 30 minutes he

1399
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:08,040
calls me and if I don't answer he will

1400
00:54:06,359 --> 00:54:09,839
show up here so this is what we have to

1401
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:11,400
do I'm really sorry about it but this is

1402
00:54:09,839 --> 00:54:12,300
just the way that it is so you can deal

1403
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,339
with it

1404
00:54:12,300 --> 00:54:16,680
so he's like making her soup and

1405
00:54:14,339 --> 00:54:19,319
whatever taking care of her his leg is

1406
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,880
broken his leg is broken so he like is

1407
00:54:19,319 --> 00:54:24,180
wearing a hoodie apparently and has like

1408
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:26,040
spoons in his hoodie pocket I don't know

1409
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:27,780
why that that detail stood out to me I

1410
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,160
didn't even make a note of it but I

1411
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:31,260
remember it

1412
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:33,000
um he just like pulled out he was like

1413
00:54:31,260 --> 00:54:36,800
she's like do you want some of this soup

1414
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:36,800
and he like pulls out his second yeah

1415
00:54:38,339 --> 00:54:40,619
um

1416
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,660
so yeah

1417
00:54:40,619 --> 00:54:44,940
um and then like the friend is like by

1418
00:54:42,660 --> 00:54:46,740
the way he's like totally into you she's

1419
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:48,240
like no he's not he just feels bad that

1420
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:50,040
I'm dying

1421
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:51,900
um so

1422
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:53,400
then she starts to panic that she

1423
00:54:51,900 --> 00:54:54,839
realizes she hasn't been to work for

1424
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:57,000
three days

1425
00:54:54,839 --> 00:54:59,280
um and she's probably lost this bonus

1426
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,119
that she was working so hard for

1427
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,180
um

1428
00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:05,339
so uh yeah the teammate won't leave her

1429
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:06,059
side until Weston comes back

1430
00:55:05,339 --> 00:55:10,859
um

1431
00:55:06,059 --> 00:55:12,059
and he's like Weston is like hey

1432
00:55:10,859 --> 00:55:14,940
um

1433
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:17,900
I would like to remain close friends who

1434
00:55:14,940 --> 00:55:20,940
have really hot sex for years to come

1435
00:55:17,900 --> 00:55:24,240
like like that's his version like that's

1436
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:26,520
his commitment talk is like no like I I

1437
00:55:24,240 --> 00:55:29,339
love you and I want to stay close

1438
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:31,440
friends forever and continue to have

1439
00:55:29,339 --> 00:55:35,040
super awesome sex and not be close

1440
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:35,880
friends with anyone else right

1441
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,880
um

1442
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:41,099
so she's like yeah I love you too

1443
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:43,020
um it's great so

1444
00:55:41,099 --> 00:55:45,000
um then he gets the hockey players to

1445
00:55:43,020 --> 00:55:46,559
Stage a protest at the bar so that she

1446
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:49,680
still gets her

1447
00:55:46,559 --> 00:55:51,900
um bonus which is really sweet

1448
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:53,819
um and all the guys are in on it because

1449
00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:55,200
they all love Abby and so they're all

1450
00:55:53,819 --> 00:55:57,780
standing up for her which is a very nice

1451
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,920
heartwarming moment ah

1452
00:55:57,780 --> 00:56:03,020
um

1453
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,020
uh Weston wins the playoffs

1454
00:56:03,180 --> 00:56:09,059
um are we like at the happily ever after

1455
00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:11,819
we're so close okay well I was like

1456
00:56:09,059 --> 00:56:14,520
she gets her bonus he wins the playoffs

1457
00:56:11,819 --> 00:56:16,440
they're gonna be close friends who bone

1458
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,180
we're committed

1459
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:21,599
so

1460
00:56:18,180 --> 00:56:23,880
um and she officially took the local job

1461
00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:26,520
um the flannel the flannel company not

1462
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:28,200
making the actual textiles um and she

1463
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:30,900
got a new apartment that has heat that

1464
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:33,420
works oh even better we love to see it

1465
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:35,040
um so her stepdad is dropping off some

1466
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:37,740
of her mother's things now that she has

1467
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:39,540
a larger space she can take them

1468
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:41,160
um and he says his new assistant is

1469
00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:44,220
bringing up the boxes and she's like

1470
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:48,000
that seems like a weird overstep for

1471
00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:50,880
your new assistant to be moving [ __ ]

1472
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,020
um but okay uh my notes say uh oh it's

1473
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,240
step brother

1474
00:56:52,020 --> 00:56:55,800
he got fired from the bar for stealing

1475
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:58,020
liquor

1476
00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:00,300
um that's what he got fired for of all

1477
00:56:58,020 --> 00:57:03,240
of the [ __ ] not the groping but putting

1478
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:06,079
putting vodka down his pants I'm

1479
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:09,059
assuming an Obama

1480
00:57:06,079 --> 00:57:10,380
I heard it as I said it I was like in

1481
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:14,280
the bottle

1482
00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:16,500
yeah you know what if if I managed a bar

1483
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:20,040
and I found one of my employees just

1484
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:23,099
pouring vodka down their pants I'd

1485
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:25,440
probably fire them too yeah either way

1486
00:57:23,099 --> 00:57:28,319
like whether it is

1487
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,940
being poured were placed from the bot

1488
00:57:28,319 --> 00:57:33,000
like in the bottle into your pants

1489
00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:36,180
either way it's not it's not good yeah

1490
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:38,760
um so then he's all like I want a proper

1491
00:57:36,180 --> 00:57:41,099
thank you for carrying this [ __ ] and

1492
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:43,500
like physically pinch her to the wall

1493
00:57:41,099 --> 00:57:45,599
and starts like hurting her

1494
00:57:43,500 --> 00:57:47,579
um so she needs him in the nuts he calls

1495
00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:51,680
her a bunch of names and then step dad

1496
00:57:47,579 --> 00:57:54,599
comes in and he's like what is happening

1497
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:56,640
so he kicks step brother out

1498
00:57:54,599 --> 00:57:58,859
and she starts to go into shock a little

1499
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:01,500
bit when Weston shows up

1500
00:57:58,859 --> 00:58:03,960
um and um he tells the stepdad

1501
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:05,280
everything that the brother has been

1502
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,020
doing

1503
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:08,700
um and he's like maybe if you paid

1504
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:10,500
better attention to her like the [ __ ]

1505
00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:11,880
wouldn't have happened like absolutely

1506
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:15,119
not

1507
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,859
um and so then uh The Stepfather agrees

1508
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:18,780
that she never has to see him again like

1509
00:58:16,859 --> 00:58:21,319
if she decides to come to his home for

1510
00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:21,319
holidays

1511
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:27,059
and he said he apologizes for not

1512
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,740
listening

1513
00:58:27,059 --> 00:58:31,859
um and then

1514
00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:35,520
we're flashing forward again

1515
00:58:31,859 --> 00:58:38,640
it's Thanksgiving the following year oh

1516
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:41,400
um Weston is driving

1517
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:42,720
um to his parents or to his dad's

1518
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:43,799
um Abby is spending the holiday with

1519
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:45,540
them

1520
00:58:43,799 --> 00:58:47,220
and they are planning to move in

1521
00:58:45,540 --> 00:58:48,900
together when Weston graduates pretty

1522
00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:51,000
soon

1523
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:52,799
um they're just super happy they

1524
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:55,740
exchange anniversary gifts in the car

1525
00:58:52,799 --> 00:58:57,480
before they get out he gives her the

1526
00:58:55,740 --> 00:59:00,000
bottle of wine they never got to share

1527
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:02,760
their first Thanksgiving and she gives

1528
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:05,640
him a card with the 25 she never paid

1529
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:08,760
him and that's the end

1530
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:11,280
oh that's so cute it is cute like it's

1531
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:13,440
super cute yeah although it does kind of

1532
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:16,619
annoy me that stepdad didn't take it

1533
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:19,020
seriously until her boyfriend

1534
00:59:16,619 --> 00:59:21,839
like verified all of the [ __ ] that

1535
00:59:19,020 --> 00:59:24,839
stepbrother was doing yeah that wasn't

1536
00:59:21,839 --> 00:59:26,160
great but like in the epilogue or

1537
00:59:24,839 --> 00:59:29,220
whatever

1538
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:31,440
um it does say that he has the

1539
00:59:29,220 --> 00:59:33,900
stepfather has been making more and more

1540
00:59:31,440 --> 00:59:35,760
effort effort to spend time with her and

1541
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:37,680
even said that if they wanted to go to

1542
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:40,020
his house for Thanksgiving that The

1543
00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:41,400
Stepbrother could find other places to

1544
00:59:40,020 --> 00:59:44,460
be

1545
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:46,680
um and that he and new wife started

1546
00:59:44,460 --> 00:59:48,359
marriage counseling because of these

1547
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:51,059
incidents so that they could communicate

1548
00:59:48,359 --> 00:59:53,420
more effectively communicate communicate

1549
00:59:51,059 --> 00:59:56,700
I was hoping you wouldn't catch it

1550
00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:58,740
listen as the person who's normally the

1551
00:59:56,700 --> 01:00:00,359
one [ __ ] up all of the very simple

1552
00:59:58,740 --> 01:00:04,640
words I just really needed to take this

1553
01:00:00,359 --> 01:00:04,640
moment I can appreciate that yeah

1554
01:00:05,099 --> 01:00:10,260
did she end up going to Weston's

1555
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:13,319
sister's wedding

1556
01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:15,299
yeah I think that was in the epilogue

1557
01:00:13,319 --> 01:00:18,180
somewhere that like I don't remember

1558
01:00:15,299 --> 01:00:21,000
like at every there was a nice pretty

1559
01:00:18,180 --> 01:00:23,160
bow on the package there wasn't uh

1560
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:24,540
anything about the wedding there wasn't

1561
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:27,240
like a chapter dedicated to it or

1562
01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:30,599
anything but it seems like it and his

1563
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:32,520
dad seems to be showing out less just

1564
01:00:30,599 --> 01:00:35,220
generally everyone's in a better place

1565
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:37,980
we love that what a cute little like

1566
01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:39,000
Thanksgiving holiday book it is pretty

1567
01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:42,480
cute

1568
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:44,940
like not gonna win awards no but it's a

1569
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:46,200
it feels nice like there's not a ton of

1570
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:49,200
angst

1571
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:51,000
there's like yeah just like the the come

1572
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,559
like as weird as it sounds like the

1573
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:54,059
comforting level of angst not where

1574
01:00:52,559 --> 01:00:56,220
you're like I need to put this book down

1575
01:00:54,059 --> 01:00:58,020
this is like too much yeah I need to

1576
01:00:56,220 --> 01:01:00,180
watch an episode of shit's creek and try

1577
01:00:58,020 --> 01:01:02,160
to go to sleep I can't do this anymore I

1578
01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:04,260
yeah no we're not there at all Vance and

1579
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:05,819
I have been re-watching Parks and Rec

1580
01:01:04,260 --> 01:01:08,339
it's just

1581
01:01:05,819 --> 01:01:09,920
so endearing it really is have you

1582
01:01:08,339 --> 01:01:12,480
watched Abbott Elementary

1583
01:01:09,920 --> 01:01:15,180
you should watch Abbott Elementary okay

1584
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:18,000
it's like the school education version

1585
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:20,819
of parks and rec

1586
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,859
um Cheryl Lee Ralph just won best

1587
01:01:20,819 --> 01:01:24,240
supporting actress for it which she was

1588
01:01:22,859 --> 01:01:25,559
like not expecting to get and was like

1589
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:28,380
she beat out like all of the girls in

1590
01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:30,480
like Ted lasso oh yeah

1591
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:34,020
um and

1592
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:35,579
did it get best new show it got another

1593
01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:37,440
big award but then there was this like

1594
01:01:35,579 --> 01:01:40,140
whole like Scandal not Scandal like

1595
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,700
Jimmy Kimmel like did this bit on stage

1596
01:01:40,140 --> 01:01:44,040
like you like really took away from this

1597
01:01:41,700 --> 01:01:46,440
like historic win I don't know it was a

1598
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:49,579
whole thing regardless it's like that

1599
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:53,460
like the same level of like yeah

1600
01:01:49,579 --> 01:01:54,900
mockumentary yeah kind of but like not

1601
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:56,160
in the painful way that the office

1602
01:01:54,900 --> 01:01:59,760
exists

1603
01:01:56,160 --> 01:02:02,400
yeah the office can be painful like it's

1604
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:04,200
it's funny but it can be painful this is

1605
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:07,440
not one of those like it's just nice

1606
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:10,680
like this book is just nice it really is

1607
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:13,200
so all right what's our ratings go

1608
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:16,020
um hockey sticks I was I was gonna say

1609
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:19,380
hockey pucks we could do sticks

1610
01:02:16,020 --> 01:02:22,220
Ducks sticks puck bunnies no we don't

1611
01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:22,220
need to do bunnies

1612
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:27,260
um bottles of wine oh

1613
01:02:27,299 --> 01:02:30,599
oh [ __ ] I can't drink some wine right

1614
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:32,220
now drink some wine right now I could

1615
01:02:30,599 --> 01:02:33,599
I'm sorry buddy

1616
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:37,799
um

1617
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:39,540
yeah I don't know what let's do

1618
01:02:37,799 --> 01:02:42,720
hockey sticks

1619
01:02:39,540 --> 01:02:44,960
okay how many hockey sticks I would get

1620
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:44,960
it

1621
01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:53,579
um I want to say like

1622
01:02:49,859 --> 01:02:55,760
four out of six hockey sticks okay like

1623
01:02:53,579 --> 01:02:59,220
it's a it's a feel-good book that's like

1624
01:02:55,760 --> 01:03:01,920
66 that's two yeah yeah

1625
01:02:59,220 --> 01:03:04,280
I think that sounds yeah it's like fun

1626
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:09,180
it's heartwarming it's just like a good

1627
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cozy holiday read yes okay four out of

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six or I think we worked on this

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fraction last time we did two out of

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three nailed it

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I I couldn't I couldn't make it a large

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eight out of 12.

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okay look we did oh 16 out of 24.

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stop it

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is that right

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1624. yeah I know it is right 32 out of

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48. look at my math

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I feel oddly the worst part of this is

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that I'm just like yeah okay I have no

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idea if you're right and I'm not even

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01:03:42,540 --> 01:03:46,260
gonna try I do I can't wait for someone

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to listen and comment and be like

1643
01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:51,299
Chelsea you really [ __ ] up those

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01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:53,880
fractions they were not correct at all

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01:03:51,299 --> 01:03:55,980
yeah but you have the excuse that your

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eyeball doesn't work I don't know how

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01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:59,460
that would impact your ability to do

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01:03:57,780 --> 01:04:01,260
fractions in your head but no it's

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taking a lot of my mental energy like

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the focusing on my eye like like trying

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to see trying to like do normal things

1652
01:04:07,020 --> 01:04:12,000
it is harder than I expected

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um that's fair so yeah we'll go four out

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01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,660
of six hockey sticks

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um thanks for joining us let us know how

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many hockey sticks you would give it and

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01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:26,700
then join us next week for our final

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episode of smut Club season one Happy

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01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:30,359
Thanksgiving everybody Happy

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01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:32,220
Thanksgiving also teaser

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we're going to circle back to our old

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friend Jan JS Scott [ __ ] Jan y'all

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[ __ ] Jan she's she's nothing if not

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consistent so we'll see you then a Happy

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01:04:42,359 --> 01:04:45,980
Thanksgiving bye bye y'all

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that's it for this week's mud [ __ ] we

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hope it was good for you cause it sure

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was great for us

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if you're digging what we're doing it

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01:04:56,579 --> 01:05:00,359
a lot if you'd take a minute to rate and

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01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:01,980
review the show wherever you're

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01:05:00,359 --> 01:05:04,920
listening right now

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baby tell that sexy someone to Linda

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senior we love you we appreciate you

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01:05:09,359 --> 01:05:14,340
we'll see you next week

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stay spotty

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