Speaker 1: Welcome bad. It's a beardless, dickless me.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, we will address the big story right off
Speaker 1: the top is something that I could not wait to
Speaker 1: get to this episode to talk about. So as folks
Speaker 1: remember I had that artist painted cell.
Speaker 2: I was. I was waiting off of.
Speaker 1: The piece that I lost on eBay and my man
Speaker 1: Bobby d did a fucking phenomenal job. But this is
Speaker 1: where the story gets interested, and this is why people
Speaker 1: tuned in this week. The piece that I lost, the
Speaker 1: original Rocky check piece, is back up for auction and
Speaker 1: they put it up at one hundred dollars more than
Speaker 1: they started the auction last time. And it's the same person.
Speaker 1: So that person, what it looks like, was nudging it
Speaker 1: themselves hoping that I would then go over the top bid.
Speaker 1: But I missed it, and that drove me to as
Speaker 1: we listened to last week, go like, oh I got it.
Speaker 1: I can have somebody else paint this, and I did
Speaker 1: and it was victorious. But now it's available.
Speaker 2: Again, so don't get it.
Speaker 1: But there's two ways to look at this. I could
Speaker 1: punish that person and not get it, or I could
Speaker 1: get it because that has three signatures. It as June
Speaker 1: four eight, Bill Hurtz, who was the director, and Chris Jenkins,
Speaker 1: who is one of the writers.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, stand up for something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not that spine. He just wants
Speaker 1: what he wants. He's like a field mouse. He just
Speaker 1: go runs from pain and runs toward pleasure. I guess
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: That's really fucked. I think that's fucked that the guide
Speaker 2: or whoever did can't prove it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure maybe that person might be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, no, somebody fucked me on the auction, so
Speaker 1: I just put it back up. But they could have
Speaker 1: then hit me up like independently.
Speaker 2: And one hundred dollars more.
Speaker 1: I think somebody was scamming two pieces. Both the pieces
Speaker 1: that I lost, one was the Rocky check piece and
Speaker 1: one was just a bowlinkle piece, a bowlinkle and Rocky
Speaker 1: piece that had those same three signatures on it went
Speaker 1: it and both of those I was quote unquote overbid on.
Speaker 1: And now both of them are back up for sale
Speaker 1: by the same seller.
Speaker 2: Like somebody wants is trying to Yeah, it's really trying
Speaker 2: to use you right now, really, and.
Speaker 1: That kid's is the subject of this week's episode. Should
Speaker 1: I or shouldn't I buy that rocky check piece on eBay? Now,
Speaker 1: before we get to that, I think Harley has something
Speaker 1: she wants to talk about it.
Speaker 2: No, you know what, let's keep talking about the check piece.
Speaker 1: Two of us. You know, we both host the show,
Speaker 1: so it makes sense that you should say a little
Speaker 1: something and then I'll go back into the rocky check I.
Speaker 2: Mean, priorities, priorities, What what's going on in your world?
Speaker 1: Would you have to pitch?
Speaker 2: So let's see, I didn't have any check art replicated, So.
Speaker 1: Not that fucking nothing's going on. Your sounds like I
Speaker 1: win this week again, kids, Most exciting life changing events
Speaker 1: are happening in Kevin Smith's world.
Speaker 2: Oh something, something normal, casual did happen?
Speaker 1: They asked your got back to school to do a
Speaker 1: modern day rendition of John Proctor.
Speaker 2: That would be top of the top of the show
Speaker 2: news that would come before.
Speaker 1: The check You're like, oh my god, you may have
Speaker 1: mocked me, but fucking Proctor Loser. I'm the fucking main Proctor.
Speaker 1: Proctor Loser. It's a whole fucking show with proctors from
Speaker 1: across the Procter verse and I'm the main proctor.
Speaker 2: I mean, talk about a dream come true.
Speaker 1: Speaking of dream come true, let's get to the real
Speaker 1: meeting Potato kids, ain't nothing bullshit about it, bugge.
Speaker 3: Even we were burying the lead, one of us got
Speaker 3: a whilest Appairly recently I got kid Or, to quote
Speaker 3: your Instagram.
Speaker 1: Post, we're motherfucking engage delightful. I was, like, I raised,
Speaker 1: I could, Harley and Austin if you don't know by
Speaker 1: now got engaged.
Speaker 2: We really did.
Speaker 1: And this week, naturally, instead of me fucking telling you
Speaker 1: you know, so, here's another wrinkling the eBay story. Like
Speaker 1: we're gonna hear from young Love, We're gonna hear how
Speaker 1: it happened firsthand, never mind what you read on Instagram.
Speaker 1: So true, walk us through it, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I can tell you the story firsthand, dude.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it, man, first hand account of
Speaker 1: being on the receiving end of the biggest question you'll
Speaker 1: ever be asked, Oh my god, other than is your
Speaker 1: dad as nice as he seems in all the interviews,
Speaker 1: that's the big question.
Speaker 2: Can I meet your dad?
Speaker 1: That's the way comes a question in everyone's life, and
Speaker 1: is a biggie.
Speaker 2: Can I hear it was?
Speaker 1: Uh here? I naturally I just want to talk, but
Speaker 1: you it's your story. I'll jump in. It seems like, yes, I.
Speaker 2: Could give you the first hand, or but you could
Speaker 2: give the second hand.
Speaker 1: Can I kep explaining your your engagements? Everybody please now
Speaker 1: walk us through it. You just to set the stage.
Speaker 1: Harley and Austin have been dating for five and a
Speaker 1: half years, living together in sin As. Father Dave might say,
Speaker 1: dam I'm sorry, sainted Father Dave, who won't be performing
Speaker 1: this wedding. God, damn it he is. But it would
Speaker 1: have been amazing. He would have been like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: time he was done. You watch me. Don't even fucking
Speaker 1: kid you. I'll get up there and my mother will cry.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, my my my granddaughter getting married.
Speaker 1: My son's singing, Father Dave, it is the best day
Speaker 1: of my life.
Speaker 2: Take me now, Jesus, me now, Maria.
Speaker 1: So they've been together? How long you been living together?
Speaker 2: Ever since? COVID that when you got the house? No,
Speaker 2: we lived here, remember, yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't count, but yes they have. You know what that
Speaker 1: does count? They lived here in the house together. But
Speaker 1: when did you get your house. When did you move out?
Speaker 2: I think maybe three years ago.
Speaker 1: So they've been living together for three.
Speaker 2: Years because we lived in Dallas for six months while
Speaker 2: they were shooting.
Speaker 1: Not to and then they were here when we were
Speaker 1: doing soun in Lockdown. I called this ship. I've seen
Speaker 1: the future.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That boy came in and I was like, everyone worked
Speaker 1: in this house. Boy, No one sleeps naked in this house.
Speaker 2: You really put him to work right away.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you're gonna play my son lo
Speaker 1: and behold all right. So they've been together for like
Speaker 1: a minute. There was certainly no like it will they
Speaker 1: won't they There was always a sense of like, well,
Speaker 1: these kids are heading to it, but.
Speaker 2: You had no I had no fucking idea. I didn't
Speaker 2: think this was coming for like a year. This was
Speaker 2: not even coming.
Speaker 1: You didn't think it was even more than hard. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Yep, took the words right off of my mouth. I had, seriously, no,
Speaker 2: not not an inch of me. Now, I had no
Speaker 2: fucking Let's talk about them.
Speaker 1: What what happened?
Speaker 2: Wow? Austin's sister and her Husban spend Jada and and David.
Speaker 1: On Instagram as Jada and David I believe correct.
Speaker 2: Check them out Day Rock once.
Speaker 1: Again like, yes, Harley has a story to tell. But
Speaker 1: let me jump in and say that Jada and David
Speaker 1: did photographs for us. They were here in town, not
Speaker 1: even under the pretense, literally to shoot our new pictures
Speaker 1: for for Beerless Stick with Me, which remind me to
Speaker 1: talk about when we're past your very selfish news and
Speaker 1: we can get back to our show. I said to
Speaker 1: you before we went, I was like, this will be
Speaker 1: the most heard I mean, it's always about you. I'm wait,
Speaker 1: what was I talking about?
Speaker 2: For all the hours I've sat and listened to your
Speaker 2: ebays stories and the retelling of the coal miner's daughter.
Speaker 1: I said, when I was upstairs before, I uh, before
Speaker 1: we were supposed to record like two hours ago. But
Speaker 1: then she was like, I'm hungry, make me some food.
Speaker 1: Jeeves actually made me some free there it is, and
Speaker 1: I went out and cooked and chip. But when I
Speaker 1: came back, I was talking about, Wait, what was it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, then I pretended, as I said, Austin, you know,
Speaker 1: he asked our permission, And then I said to him,
Speaker 1: don't you never had to do the point. That's what
Speaker 1: her dad does don't you never hit her boy, and
Speaker 1: don't you never take her away from home far from
Speaker 1: home or some shit.
Speaker 2: I've never seen the movie, but your retelling was so
Speaker 2: so detailed that I was able to recognize.
Speaker 1: The quote thank you. That's that's you know. My clinics
Speaker 1: are free. So they were here, Jada and David taking
Speaker 1: photos which I'm only popping in here to say, we're
Speaker 1: fucking fire.
Speaker 2: I know. I can't wait to see those.
Speaker 1: Fucking fire like. I was beyond delighted.
Speaker 2: They're so talented.
Speaker 1: We all made some art on a Friday night. Many
Speaker 1: they shot like Harley before me, like would you get
Speaker 1: a jotstone or something. But then when we did our
Speaker 1: new art work, which is fucking stunning, Like Harley was like,
Speaker 1: what's the new artwork going to be? And I gave
Speaker 1: a theme and she was like, oh, the kids killed
Speaker 1: fucking killed it. So boy, that was that was like
Speaker 1: for me, like this is the best thing is going
Speaker 1: to happen all weekend.
Speaker 2: I mean seriously, I've yeah, I was just having a
Speaker 2: good time. I was like, we just had a great
Speaker 2: time on Friday. Then the next day we had a
Speaker 2: little vegan barbecue.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Life was just good.
Speaker 1: Harley was here three days in a row this week.
Speaker 1: On Friday, we all here were taking pictures and sh
Speaker 1: and then Jennifer was like, Harley's coming back to have barbecue.
Speaker 1: Like the next morning, I was Harley Quinceman. She was
Speaker 1: here already for her one day a week quota.
Speaker 2: So you know how not often children see their parents.
Speaker 1: I know, believe, I know, I know, we're blessed. So
Speaker 1: she came over second day, but by that point I
Speaker 1: also knew she was going to be over a third
Speaker 1: day in a row. That's crazy because Austin Spoilers was here.
Speaker 1: I guess it was the day that Jada and David
Speaker 1: first got here, So it was that Thursday or Wednesday, I.
Speaker 2: Think Wednesday, Wednesday. Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had to sit on this for a while.
Speaker 1: So Wednesday they came over. So that's so funny, Like
Speaker 1: they got here like in the afternoon, then they went
Speaker 1: out to eat and blah blah blah. But by the
Speaker 1: time they came back here that Harley was recording, Austin
Speaker 1: came with them and we showed them around the house
Speaker 1: and shit, because Jada and David were staying here in
Speaker 1: Harley's old room, so after excuse me. Everything is like
Speaker 1: in place and they're you know, settling in and Austin's
Speaker 1: about to go, goes, can I talk to you guys
Speaker 1: for a second before I get out of here? And Schwambach,
Speaker 1: you know, is in hostess mode dialed up to eleven,
Speaker 1: so she like was focused more on Jada and David,
Speaker 1: but the moment he was like, can I talk to
Speaker 1: you too? I was like, oh, it is one of
Speaker 1: two things. So we get into a room and Jennifer's
Speaker 1: still like talking to Jada and David as they're going
Speaker 1: down the hallway and then she's closing the the bedroom door.
Speaker 1: So before Jennifer fully gets in the room, I'm just
Speaker 1: there with Austin and I go what did she do?
Speaker 1: And he goes nothing. She's fantastic instantly right then and
Speaker 1: there I knew what it was.
Speaker 2: What was mom's reaction?
Speaker 1: Fucking clueless? Like seriously, So she closes the door and
Speaker 1: he's like, She's like what and I was like, you
Speaker 1: need to sit down and uhr, and Austin was like,
Speaker 1: I said, Austin has something very important he wants to asked.
Speaker 1: She's like what she fucking man? And so he was
Speaker 1: too I just want to say that I'm really in
Speaker 1: love with you know. She was like, oh, like really yeah,
Speaker 1: But I was like wait, like that, I was so
Speaker 1: self satisfied. I was like, I'm like a detective, I'm
Speaker 1: like Batman. But yes. Then she was caught on and
Speaker 1: she was like and so you know, she was like what,
Speaker 1: Oh my god what. I was like, you don't know,
Speaker 1: and she was like no. It was like he said
Speaker 1: that he had something you wanted to talk to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: You said that. Four days was a long time to
Speaker 2: sit on it, like to tell no one I want
Speaker 2: to know a secret?
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you know?
Speaker 2: No? No, fucking Nap and Pa have known for like
Speaker 2: two months for a while, but they were like, you
Speaker 2: can't tell them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't bump into that.
Speaker 2: Because they're gonna they're not gonna be able to sit
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: I don't bump in it out now.
Speaker 2: For two months.
Speaker 1: I believe that, contrary to I would be able to
Speaker 1: keep it very quiet because that's like not you know,
Speaker 1: some people are like, well, gun's go big man, that's
Speaker 1: what about my movies and ship like that, like not
Speaker 1: when it comes to anything important, And I would never
Speaker 1: like let that moment be stolen from you because of
Speaker 1: some fucking thing I did and stuff. So I don't
Speaker 1: bump into that, but like I get it, like honestly,
Speaker 1: between the two of us, she's the one that would
Speaker 1: have broke first because in that four day span, I
Speaker 1: think she did tell people. I think I told nobody
Speaker 1: because that was like I don't know, maybe, but she
Speaker 1: even talked about like once, like I didn't even talk
Speaker 1: about it with Nan and Pop or nothing like that,
Speaker 1: because once he told us. He told us like Nanapop
Speaker 1: no and blah blah blah, but he told us, you know,
Speaker 1: the plan and Harley will get into that, so he,
Speaker 1: you know, did the traditional thing and ask ask us,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something like I told him right
Speaker 1: then and there I was like, you did, don't even
Speaker 1: have to ask? Oh my god, like that's very sweet
Speaker 1: of you. But yeah, a thousand times over, man, we
Speaker 1: adore often. So that was very That part was way easy.
Speaker 1: What was difficult was like, you know, not for me,
Speaker 1: because as long as I didn't tell Momily, everything was
Speaker 1: gonna be good.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mom would have called me and.
Speaker 1: Oh I heard the news. You Momily's a fucking sick.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now, So she would have told
Speaker 1: everybody and then you know, because she'll tell you herself.
Speaker 1: She's seventy nine, so she repeats questions. She would have
Speaker 1: told everybody three times, and it probably would have traveled
Speaker 1: back to you, and then you would have found outing.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm not telling my mom, and
Speaker 1: you know her and I knew, so naturally we could.
Speaker 2: Sit around and be like, remember what he said when
Speaker 2: we called her?
Speaker 1: What she said? She was like, I saw her first
Speaker 1: thing was like I saw Austin in two Tide commercials.
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, and she was awesome, Like I
Speaker 2: hope that you guys have a love like me and princessa.
Speaker 1: She was talking about her dead cat. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, mon, up with the dead cat. She's it's
Speaker 1: a live engagement. Yeah, not even like I love like
Speaker 1: me and your grandfather had pulled Princess into.
Speaker 2: It, and she and you were.
Speaker 1: Like, okay, that's an like a good cat. You'll get
Speaker 1: twenty plus years out of him.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let.
Speaker 1: Him be your pussy like mom, enough of dead cat.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about what's going on in the moment.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, yes, very nice, and then she
Speaker 2: was like I saw Austin, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, I saw too tight commersion. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's why he's proposing now, ma, because he always told
Speaker 1: himself if I could get two tied commercials. But the
Speaker 1: moment I get.
Speaker 2: To to I think I think.
Speaker 1: It's one or maybe she saw him into commercials. One
Speaker 1: of them was.
Speaker 2: It was the first thing she said, when.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I was deeply impressed that
Speaker 1: she remembered, and she remembered it was a Tide commercial.
Speaker 2: Was the first thing she said. When you put the
Speaker 2: camera on Austin, yeah got gage.
Speaker 1: Instead of being proposed to her granddaughter, instead of being like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she was like, Austin, I saw you
Speaker 1: in the tied two tied commercials. He was like thanks,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So we told you know nobody and
Speaker 1: she wouldn't talk to Nana Pop about it because.
Speaker 2: She was like because they knew.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She was like, how could they not. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I could not.
Speaker 2: I can say it here because she no, she will
Speaker 2: never hear it.
Speaker 1: But she can't know although this might be the show
Speaker 1: she listened to. She's like, oh my god. They talk
Speaker 1: about the engagement.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, what the.
Speaker 1: Son of.
Speaker 2: How many other times down the.
Speaker 1: Rabbit hole beardless sick. Now, my impression is that she
Speaker 1: is enough of us in real life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my that's my impression too.
Speaker 1: I think so if it was called beardless stickless ma episode.
Speaker 1: All right, So we knew and we had, like as
Speaker 1: you saw on Instagram, some cakes standing by, because the
Speaker 1: idea was when he told us, He's like, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe everyone can be here Sunday, like Nana Pop can
Speaker 1: come over after the thing happens. And we were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Yes, so we were able to like
Speaker 1: have the moment like prepared for and shit like that.
Speaker 1: So that's our end. Now let me hand you over.
Speaker 2: Oh was it mine too?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes? To young love itself, the embodiments of young love,
Speaker 1: of romance, of that magical special moment of it of
Speaker 1: a Disney dare I say, Hallmark Channel worthy engagement scenario.
Speaker 1: I was deeply impressed with the kid, like he had
Speaker 1: a plan, He.
Speaker 2: Had a plan and he knows you. It blew me
Speaker 2: the fuck away. I can't believe he planned. I cannot
Speaker 2: believe he planned it.
Speaker 1: So what happened?
Speaker 2: All right? So Jada and David are in town and
Speaker 2: Jada says that Austin's other sister, Holly and her husband
Speaker 2: Will had gone to the Farm Sanctuary Farm Sanctuary while
Speaker 2: they were out here, and that Jada was jealous and
Speaker 2: wanted to go. Now I'm airing out there, but.
Speaker 1: It might have been part of it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was all part of a plant. But it
Speaker 2: sounds I was like, yeah, that checks out. But and
Speaker 2: so Jada said that their mom Lisa, scheduled a VIP
Speaker 2: tour at the Farm Sanctuary.
Speaker 1: So so far, so far, nothing smells fish any of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: same old, same old. You're you're what do you call Jada.
Speaker 2: And David my my sister lawdy.
Speaker 1: But prior to that anything, just like Austin's Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you ain't. Nothing's reading fishy. Austin's sisters in town
Speaker 1: for a thing that you had pre arranged. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know, oh while we're there, we're gonna go to
Speaker 1: Farm Sanctuary. Yeah, and you're bumping tone of this smelling nothing. Now,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Yeah, if Austin was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to Disneyland.
Speaker 2: I probably well I would be like, why do you
Speaker 2: want to go to Disneyland?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: But the farm sanctuary all made sense.
Speaker 1: Right, without ringing, without tripping any alarm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I wasn't seeing it. And they're photographers,
Speaker 2: as we said, and so they were like, we want
Speaker 2: to take pictures of you at the farm sanctuary. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, perfect.
Speaker 1: Like such a good cover. He told us about this,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's good.
Speaker 2: It's such a good it was such a good cover.
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, absolutely, So.
Speaker 1: You're suspecting nothing. You're like, I'm gonna have more pictures
Speaker 1: taken of me by these pictures taking fools, yes, with
Speaker 1: a cow in the background this.
Speaker 2: Time, absolutely nothing will seemen Semon sauce.
Speaker 1: I'm realizing now I could have We could have been
Speaker 1: there for it as well.
Speaker 2: You could have been there if.
Speaker 1: I had been like, oh we should take some shots
Speaker 1: for beardless, stick with the cow, and then we both and.
Speaker 2: Your mind and then you're in all my engagement, yes.
Speaker 1: Right beyond you guys and the cow. And I'm like
Speaker 1: you dot com.
Speaker 2: Got shopified. Also, by the way, buy my shirts new shirts. Everybody, listen,
Speaker 2: how do you think.
Speaker 1: You can pay for that wedding? Come on shirts?
Speaker 2: I got requests for these restock of shirts. I restocked them.
Speaker 2: How about you buy them?
Speaker 1: I think we'll added it to beard listick nice.
Speaker 2: You can easily find them.
Speaker 1: Please please, well please, has my bar? Has my hair
Speaker 1: come out yet?
Speaker 2: Only one hair?
Speaker 1: I used Harley's product? What is it? The dart r
Speaker 1: and coat, dart pom pomade Palmad's palmade stick Man to
Speaker 1: like tamp to him my fucking hair. I was thinking
Speaker 1: this black cap was keeping it all down, but no,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's coming out like a rube.
Speaker 2: Anyway, back to you, unsuspected up.
Speaker 1: Surrounded by family and your loved.
Speaker 2: One, and even I was just so goddamn.
Speaker 1: I just realized we could have been there and still
Speaker 1: not like queered the deal as they used to say
Speaker 1: in the fucking twenties. I don't say no more because
Speaker 1: you know obviously, but you had well they used to
Speaker 1: say in the twenties. Man, of course, so we could
Speaker 1: have been there, but we also well I can't speak fair.
Speaker 1: I also felt like this is special. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: you know, we were gonna fucking be involved the moment
Speaker 1: you guys got back here and stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: but yeah, in retrospect, I.
Speaker 2: Remember the day before I was like, you guys should
Speaker 2: come to Farm Sanctuary.
Speaker 1: I said it, remember you got because I already knew,
Speaker 1: but I was like, what are you guys doing tomorrow?
Speaker 2: I was like, farm Sanctuary, Oh yeah, and then you
Speaker 2: made that fucking comment and then we got and then
Speaker 2: you annoyed me. Ye oh my god. Yes. I didn't
Speaker 2: even want to say what it was.
Speaker 1: It was annoying, but I was playing because I knew
Speaker 1: it was yours. And when I said it like your,
Speaker 1: Mom was like no.
Speaker 2: For like, now, looking back, there were signs.
Speaker 1: What were the signs.
Speaker 2: One of the signs was I had a self tape
Speaker 2: that I had to do an audition, okay, and Nana
Speaker 2: was freaking out. I had this is on Saturday, and
Speaker 2: Sunday is the day that we went to Farm Sanctuary.
Speaker 2: But in my mind I could just come back from
Speaker 2: Farm Sanctuary and do this tape.
Speaker 1: That Sunday was going to be an average normal Sunday.
Speaker 2: Your average Sunday.
Speaker 1: So you'd be self tape and it all be good.
Speaker 1: But Nana, for some reason, who's not even a momager
Speaker 1: or a nanager if you.
Speaker 2: Will, no, but she had very specific specific feelings about
Speaker 2: me doing it Saturday night. And Mom was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Nana's got a calm down, and I was like, Nana,
Speaker 2: it's fine, I have two days to do it, and
Speaker 2: she was like.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Nana almost blew it. Nana at the zero hour,
Speaker 1: Nana almost blew it.
Speaker 2: And then there was a crazy sign that I just
Speaker 2: completely went over my head. Austin put out a dress, like,
Speaker 2: hung a dress one of my dresses. Oh, because they
Speaker 2: wanted me to wear a dress, because they thought that
Speaker 2: I would want to be wearing a dress for the photos.
Speaker 1: Him his sister. Yes. So he was plotting around you,
Speaker 1: going like what she wears to farm Sanctuary is what
Speaker 1: she'll be wearing in these photos for the rest of
Speaker 1: our lives. And I know, going in what's gonna happen
Speaker 1: she does it? If I don't somehow alert her and
Speaker 1: she's dressed like, dare I say a rube crige ratchet
Speaker 1: or something, then she'd forever kind of be like, why
Speaker 1: didn't you tell me? We were sitting in there, So
Speaker 1: he was like, I should put out something good.
Speaker 2: He hung up a dress, and then.
Speaker 1: Which does he dress you often? No?
Speaker 2: He just hung but I didn't even it did not
Speaker 2: even register. I thought it was just a piece of
Speaker 2: laundry that he weirdly hung up on the fucking cap.
Speaker 1: He was like, he could have grabbed anything. He just
Speaker 1: grabbed his dress.
Speaker 2: Well he not like it was in the laundry. It
Speaker 2: was in the laundry, and I thought he was just
Speaker 2: putting away the laundry, but not putting it away and
Speaker 2: putting it in a really weird spot for some reason.
Speaker 2: And then the day of Jada takes the dress and
Speaker 2: is like, this is really pretty. You should wear this
Speaker 2: today and I'm like why, why Why would I wear dress?
Speaker 2: It's like dusty and like sweaty and I should just
Speaker 2: wear jeans. Fucking I was being fucking play.
Speaker 1: I was like, you wear dress reality.
Speaker 2: And then the day before Jada was like, what are
Speaker 2: you gonna wear tomorrow to the farm Sanctuary And I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't I'll tell you that much. Jeans,
Speaker 2: I don't know. And she was like, well, like you
Speaker 2: should wear something cute for the photos and I was like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what to wear.
Speaker 2: Something cute. Wear I always wear something cute. And then
Speaker 2: the whole conversation of the dress before we went and
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I I so.
Speaker 1: Who what was the conversation of the dress before you?
Speaker 2: Is Jada being like, this is really pretty. You should
Speaker 2: wear this, and you were like, and I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear these jeans.
Speaker 1: Did Austin make another dress attempt or No?
Speaker 2: He did not.
Speaker 1: However, comes out of a closet wear and he's like,
Speaker 1: you'd look like this. You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: You could look like this? He we have a Farm
Speaker 2: Sanctuary hat and I was looking for the Farm.
Speaker 1: Sanctuary photographers, so he could have worn the dress and
Speaker 1: they could have swipped your head, switched your heads in
Speaker 1: posts like use some of that photoshop and ship. Then
Speaker 1: you could have been wearing a dress. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: ways to accomplish this. I'm just saying, next time, Austin
Speaker 1: should ask me.
Speaker 2: Next time, use your brain, use your brains.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So wait, you're not you're not nibbling
Speaker 1: on the wear a dress hook.
Speaker 2: I'm really not. It's it's not working for me.
Speaker 1: And how often do you ever wear a dress?
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a dress right now, all right. I wear
Speaker 2: dresses a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm always seeing and pants jeans because I'm coming over
Speaker 1: here right.
Speaker 2: No, no dressing.
Speaker 1: Up, sorry, I am nice to check it on it
Speaker 1: picked out special.
Speaker 2: Well, you look very nice. So we have a Farm
Speaker 2: Sanctuary hat.
Speaker 1: And for those who are not here on the regular
Speaker 1: and for those who've never heard of this joint, what
Speaker 1: is farm Sanctuary? Oh?
Speaker 2: I thought you're like, what is beardless? Finish my story?
Speaker 2: Like I told you it was a comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there are people who you know we're rushing to. Yes,
Speaker 1: of course a place and not everyone knows this.
Speaker 2: Farm Sanctuary is an amazing organization and rescue sanctuary for
Speaker 2: work started by Jene Bauer for farmed animals who have
Speaker 2: been rescued from the animal agriculture industries and very horrific
Speaker 2: situations and they're given this beautiful chance to live out
Speaker 2: their lives safely in sanctuary.
Speaker 1: These I've been there. I can vouch you this place.
Speaker 1: Big ass cows, how they would grow if people weren't like,
Speaker 1: let's eat it.
Speaker 2: People are shocked at the size of the cows, the pigs,
Speaker 2: because that's they're able to. Did you know this is
Speaker 2: going to get sad for a sec But I know
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.
Speaker 2: You say stuff I don't want to hear all the time.
Speaker 2: All right, what do you want?
Speaker 1: This is the wedding, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but it's I'm going to use it. I'm going
Speaker 2: to use it to spread awareness. Did you know that
Speaker 2: I'm going, I'm going it's going to be such a bummer. Also,
Speaker 2: did you know that pigs are usually only six months?
Speaker 2: Six months?
Speaker 1: All right? Man, come on, fucking we're having a good
Speaker 1: ass time, don't pigs? Moving on?
Speaker 2: Yes, pigs, I had to I had to say, true.
Speaker 1: But here my point is, these animals get massive, Yes.
Speaker 2: They get when they're allowed to live, they they get massive.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: They're just yes, like this one cow.
Speaker 1: I was like, this must be a mutant cow and
Speaker 1: they're like, no, this is just they would get like this.
Speaker 2: Shocking site. Shocking site.
Speaker 1: Fucking nuts in any event, lovely place. If you go online,
Speaker 1: you can find me and her there hanging out with
Speaker 1: some turkeys around Thanksgiving many moons ago. Yeah, so one
Speaker 1: of your favorite places in the world, One of my
Speaker 1: favorite places in the world, one of my favorite organizations
Speaker 1: started by one of my favorite people.
Speaker 2: It's they do such important, beautiful work.
Speaker 1: And where is it located?
Speaker 2: In Acting, California and then there is another one in
Speaker 2: upstate New York.
Speaker 1: John Stewart involved with any of this or no, he's
Speaker 1: a cow friend guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he works with the New York one, but I
Speaker 2: can't super remember remembering about.
Speaker 1: He has also referenced arm Sanctuary very famously. He had
Speaker 1: adopted or saved that cow that ran away. You know,
Speaker 1: he's a big he's like, I mean, look, we all
Speaker 1: have animals, but quite like you, he likes that place
Speaker 1: quite a bit.
Speaker 2: If it's a very special place.
Speaker 1: And if you want to help, you can reach them
Speaker 1: at Farm Sanctuary dot org. I'm sure, yeah, and donate
Speaker 1: and stuff. But I'm telling you, if you could ever
Speaker 1: see this place, if you're on the East Coast, or
Speaker 1: if you're in New York, or if you're in California, you
Speaker 1: get a chance to go fucking nuts. I'm sure there
Speaker 1: are some people who work farms out there, like I've
Speaker 1: seen big cows and shit, I don't think you've ever
Speaker 1: seen a cow as big as this cow. Man, Like
Speaker 1: if they would run the planet does.
Speaker 2: And still we do these things to animals.
Speaker 1: We don't. Yeah, I don't fucking louve me in with this.
Speaker 1: I hadn't done ship in like fucking seven years plus.
Speaker 2: That's true. I'm very proud of you, thank.
Speaker 1: You so much so that I ordered yesterday, I was
Speaker 1: with Mamily and I ordered her some I hop and
Speaker 1: they had impossible sausage on the menu, so I ordered
Speaker 1: that for myself. But they also had sausage patties on
Speaker 1: the menu, and I was like, well, I don't know, impossible.
Speaker 1: It was really fucking good at like convincing you. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know if I got real or not. So
Speaker 1: I took a bite and I'm chewing. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is fucking too good to beat fake. And then
Speaker 1: I looked on the website before I smiled to make
Speaker 1: to see if maybe they did links for one and
Speaker 1: then pass for the but they did patties for both,
Speaker 1: so I was like, god, damn it. So I didn't
Speaker 1: swillow and ship. I took it home and my brother
Speaker 1: came over at one point and I was like, do
Speaker 1: you eat sausage? He goes never. I was like, fuck,
Speaker 1: he goes why. I was like, because I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is real or if this is impossible the sausage,
Speaker 1: and he goes, let me look at it, and he goes,
Speaker 1: that is way too white to be real sausage. And
Speaker 1: I was like, fair enough, but it was too late
Speaker 1: to eat. Such a great story. That's our show this week.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much everyone.
Speaker 1: She couldn't buy letter, tell her twe.
Speaker 2: Can I finish the hat?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right, so we have a form sanctuary hat and
Speaker 2: I was looking for it and.
Speaker 1: Just to be on brand while you're going to the point.
Speaker 2: Also, because I have a skin condition called malasma and
Speaker 2: I was trying to cover it from the son.
Speaker 1: That got real real quick.
Speaker 2: What the hell, man, Yeah, it's it's caused by my
Speaker 2: hormone disorder. And I have something called malasma hormone disorder.
Speaker 1: Your hormones are out of order. Yeah, well, perhaps you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be saying yes or no to marriage proposals in
Speaker 1: the state. If your hormones are all up in arms
Speaker 1: and ship, maybe you let them calm down and then
Speaker 1: let them ask again.
Speaker 2: And see, I'm gonna throw something at you. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: throw this heavy ass Mike span at you. Okay, yeah, crap,
Speaker 2: walk out of here, you go, fucking crab, walk out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 1: Crab backing in to jump up there to you.
Speaker 2: We're giving our vowels and what about me. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. And then you come back and
Speaker 2: you bring a.
Speaker 1: Day because like weddings are boring, everybody's seen those, but
Speaker 1: having us crab walking in and out in the background,
Speaker 1: people remember that, talking about it for years, even you
Speaker 1: hang him forever, that'd be the only fight you guys
Speaker 1: are at why did you let your dad do that?
Speaker 1: And you're like, why didn't you stop him?
Speaker 2: I swear I didn't let.
Speaker 1: Him for you puff.
Speaker 4: I wanted you to stand up like a man instead,
Speaker 4: my old man and his fucking dope befriend crab walking
Speaker 4: the on is on our greatest day.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So you're wearing your hat, your brand.
Speaker 2: I couldn't because Austin hid it because he didn't want
Speaker 2: me to wear a hat because he knew I would
Speaker 2: not want to be wearing a hat in these photos.
Speaker 1: Once again, this is a man you want to marry,
Speaker 1: somebody who knows you that well, where he's stealing your
Speaker 1: clothing literally, But can can we just look at this
Speaker 1: too as an example of how one lie connects to
Speaker 1: another lie connects to another lie like.
Speaker 2: One should I be suspicious.
Speaker 1: Very much, so be suspicious of every actor. And he
Speaker 1: is one. No, but look how it's like, even in
Speaker 1: something like that, he has to like, you know, and
Speaker 1: this is a sweet lie about like I want a
Speaker 1: surprise her, but in order to surprise you and keep
Speaker 1: it going, he has to like go to the subjectfusion
Speaker 1: of hiding your clothing.
Speaker 2: He really went above and beyond to keep this going.
Speaker 1: And it was crazy romance or sociopathy.
Speaker 2: You decide, teach the room. He he did hide the
Speaker 2: hat and it worked. But then she could wear that
Speaker 2: hat because.
Speaker 1: That was nowhere to be found. Did you replace it
Speaker 1: with a different hat?
Speaker 2: Well, then when I got to the farm Sanctuary, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to go buy a hat because God.
Speaker 2: And then I bought a Trunker hat and I am
Speaker 2: wearing a Trucker hat in the first photos when the
Speaker 2: proposal is happening.
Speaker 1: Was it by any chance backwards?
Speaker 2: It was most urgainly not. It was sweet.
Speaker 1: A T shirt sold it. Silent bott gets engaged. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it'll be on zel the secret stash next
Speaker 1: to our Halloween T shirt. Silent Baba Duke.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait does that exists? It's kinda though.
Speaker 2: Silent is crazy, Oh my god, so wild.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you bought a new and you ride out together
Speaker 1: with Jada and David.
Speaker 2: Yes, all four of you, Yes, the four of us,
Speaker 2: and the whole time we're talking about like and.
Speaker 1: Jada and David were staying here at the house before
Speaker 1: they went to meet you at your house. Was liquor
Speaker 1: nuke there? Nick was Was he engaged in any of
Speaker 1: this or hiding in the back room melancholy?
Speaker 2: It with the infinite said perhaps the ladder.
Speaker 1: So then it's safe to say before Jada and David
Speaker 1: got there that you had some of you had your
Speaker 1: last one on one not of financed conversation with Austin
Speaker 1: and didn't even know it.
Speaker 2: That's so true.
Speaker 1: That was the end. That was the last time that
Speaker 1: you have a conversation without wearing a ring on your
Speaker 1: finger and knowing what the future looks like.
Speaker 2: That's pretty wild and that nuts.
Speaker 1: There's always a final time. Oh, but that's not a
Speaker 1: bad thing because it leads to the next chapter, which
Speaker 1: is now every conversation you've had since that moment is
Speaker 1: a conversation you have full in the full knowledge your Yeah, teas,
Speaker 1: So you get to the place you're wearing a hat.
Speaker 2: Wearing a hat.
Speaker 1: They he told us the plan what was his secret
Speaker 1: plan once you were there?
Speaker 2: The secret plan was, well, first we watched a welcome
Speaker 2: video that you and I happened to be in.
Speaker 1: Oh I feature in this. I love what I'm.
Speaker 2: Involved in the steward and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: What Speaking of which sidebar, we'll jump back to your
Speaker 1: little wedding thing. But you know I'm writing that Archie
Speaker 1: meats Jane's. So I just got the pages that have you, Millie,
Speaker 1: your character really and you know, it's like the Archie
Speaker 1: house style. They all kind of look like an Archie character,
Speaker 1: but they gave you your little fucking and it looks
Speaker 1: like you really. And I also did like, there's a
Speaker 1: flashback to Emma from Clerks too, so Mom is drawn
Speaker 1: in the style as well. But he did a really
Speaker 1: good job like capturing you. It's kind of sweet. Anyways,
Speaker 1: back to whatever is going on in your life, all right?
Speaker 2: So they ask us what we want to who we
Speaker 2: want to go see first, and Austin knows that cows
Speaker 2: are my most favorite of all of the animals, of
Speaker 2: all the animals, and so he's like, let's just do
Speaker 2: pigs and then cows and sounds.
Speaker 1: Like a teenage farm boy bes friends after some corn squeezes.
Speaker 1: Oh god, let's just do pigs cows. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And in the twenties I should say, oh my god, sure,
Speaker 1: nothing like that happens nowadays.
Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna start ignoring you. So in my mind,
Speaker 2: David was really excited to see these pigs, and so
Speaker 2: it was all about the pigs. And I was like,
Speaker 2: very focused on hopefully this. I was like, hopefully this
Speaker 2: visit changes some perspectives, you know what I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying, because he's a not a vegan.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jaden and David are not.
Speaker 1: Vegan, so they will engage with bacon. They do bacon,
Speaker 1: they are bacon.
Speaker 2: And I was hoping that this trip would change a
Speaker 2: few things for them. So that's what I was focused on.
Speaker 2: And I was like, the our guide was giving us facts, facts,
Speaker 2: was dropping straight facts, and I was just yeah, the
Speaker 2: guy I knew too.
Speaker 1: Everybody knew except you.
Speaker 2: Everybody knew everybody. Yes, That's how I fucking felt. I
Speaker 2: was like, wait, you also knew this cow, did you know?
Speaker 1: Dixon was like I'm in on it.
Speaker 2: Dixon was like, bitch, why do you think I'm sitting here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't call me Dixon. Otherwise they could call
Speaker 1: me Dix off bitch. I have Dixie.
Speaker 2: He got cute. Oh my god. But we saw the
Speaker 2: pigs waved to the goats, and then we I don't know,
Speaker 2: we couldn't go see the goats for some reason.
Speaker 1: You were forbidden.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The goats were like on their own.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, they were like Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess black samonas.
Speaker 1: They can't be bothered. It's like William, the coats are like,
Speaker 1: You're like, I mean I want to, but like, I
Speaker 1: think those goats are practicing Satan him over there.
Speaker 2: I feel like we kind of got to give our
Speaker 2: attention over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I'm all for fucking marriage, but that
Speaker 1: might be a Baham type situation of it. I gotta go.
Speaker 2: We went to the cows and I got it.
Speaker 1: There was and then he's like, oh, fucking defeated by Satan.
Speaker 1: From now on, I vow my life to Sweet Christ
Speaker 1: and the power of the angels, and it becomes a
Speaker 1: Catholic super and you're just a part of the origin story.
Speaker 2: So there was one cow sitting by himself, and then
Speaker 2: all the cows were yes, that's stickson, and all the
Speaker 2: other cows were on the other side. They were eating.
Speaker 2: They were chilling, like, we.
Speaker 1: Don't dig romance. We heard what's going down. We don't
Speaker 1: want to part.
Speaker 2: Dixon was just sitting there and we went over and
Speaker 2: I was I got on the ground and I was
Speaker 2: petting him and giving him cases and hugging him. And
Speaker 2: then Austin was like, can you stand up? And I
Speaker 2: was like, sure, I guess, but I'm kind of hugging cow.
Speaker 2: And I stood up and then he got down on
Speaker 2: one knee and he proposed to me.
Speaker 1: What did he say?
Speaker 2: He said, he was really sweet. He said something like
Speaker 2: ever since because backstory, when Austin tried to tell me
Speaker 2: that he loved me, we were at a Cure concert
Speaker 2: and seriously, yeah, nineteen and he really wanted to tell
Speaker 2: me he loved me during the concert, but he broke
Speaker 2: down and had like fucking cried on the floor.
Speaker 1: At the Cure concert, even though the man on stage
Speaker 1: is like, boys down cry literally there's a fucking wrong.
Speaker 4: Literally, it was it was funny day.
Speaker 2: He's literally crying on the floor. And so when he proposed,
Speaker 2: he was like ever since the day that we saw
Speaker 2: the Cure, And I tried to tell you that I
Speaker 2: loved you. I was so overcome with emotion because I
Speaker 2: knew that you were going to be my person. And
Speaker 2: he asked me to marry him.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and wow. He was like, so will you
Speaker 1: beat my wife?
Speaker 2: You being my wife?
Speaker 1: Or I would like to hit your hand? How did
Speaker 1: he phrase it?
Speaker 2: Honestly, I can't remember that part, because you were.
Speaker 1: Like, and I've seen the video, and I've seen the
Speaker 1: picture Jada and David, since they were framed up to
Speaker 1: take a ostensibly to take a photo of them with
Speaker 1: the cow. They had cameras on.
Speaker 2: The actual I was just taking a picture with the cow.
Speaker 1: Jada had the like the camera, the still camera, and
Speaker 1: David was running video. So I saw the video and yeah,
Speaker 1: at a certain point, you're just like and he was,
Speaker 1: he said, I.
Speaker 2: Could not believe. I blacked out. I was so I
Speaker 2: never saw that coming in a million years. I was
Speaker 2: so fucking shocked. I was just petting a cow and
Speaker 2: I never, I never, in my wildest dream, was expected
Speaker 2: to be getting engaged.
Speaker 1: So utterly romantic.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I don't want to milk it. But he's a good boy.
Speaker 2: That is the house out there. The whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: him never got up.
Speaker 1: I was just like, look, man, fucking I was just
Speaker 1: I was just chilling out a lazy Sunday, and fucking
Speaker 1: engagement broke out all over man. Shit. He was just
Speaker 1: trying to hang yeah, and I was like, oh, these
Speaker 1: two were getting married. Good for them.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to sit here.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, I found it kind of moving? Oh,
Speaker 1: very nice, pretty emmotion.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're up to four.
Speaker 1: All right, So you're twenty five on the cusp of
Speaker 1: twenty six and a was he twenty nine? He's not thirty,
Speaker 1: is he?
Speaker 2: He's going to be thirty in August.
Speaker 1: In August, it's twenty nine. So a twenty nine year
Speaker 1: old young man proposes to you after five and a
Speaker 1: half years of a relationship. You've been living with them
Speaker 1: for many years, at least five of those five and
Speaker 1: a half, if not the entire five and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a home together, share cats, a rabbit.
Speaker 2: We have four cats and a rabbit.
Speaker 1: Does it feel different?
Speaker 2: It feels so different. I can't stop every single time
Speaker 2: I see my ring, I'm just like, I'm engaged. I
Speaker 2: can't every single time. I just can't believe it. I'm
Speaker 2: a fiance.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd taken the shinaway. I love it, But like,
Speaker 1: didn't you knew this was always?
Speaker 2: I just had no idea was it was going to
Speaker 2: come now. If you asked me how I thought my
Speaker 2: march was going to go at the beginning of the month,
Speaker 2: it wasn't like this.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: I really had no fucking idea.
Speaker 1: It's weird that we knew something you did, even for
Speaker 1: four days. Apparently Nanapup knew much longer, but even for
Speaker 1: four days, it was I felt a little dishonest, like
Speaker 1: not telling you, although I was never in a billion
Speaker 1: years would I spoil them.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you felt that way though, that way, there
Speaker 2: are no secrets between us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the same way that like when I if I
Speaker 1: have a dream about eating like meat, that I wake
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, I feel like I cheated on
Speaker 1: her or something like that. I did feel like it's
Speaker 1: weird knowing something like about your future that deeply profoundly
Speaker 1: affect your future ahead of you and not share it
Speaker 1: with you. But what a like horrible fucking betrayal that
Speaker 1: would have been to share it with you? Oh that'd
Speaker 1: be crazy in that surprise, How often does anyone get
Speaker 1: surprised in this life?
Speaker 2: I told Austin that the most, the thing I wanted
Speaker 2: the most when I got proposed to was I just
Speaker 2: wanted to be so surprised. I did not want to
Speaker 2: see it come in.
Speaker 1: That's why I think if he'd been like, let's go
Speaker 1: to Disney, you might have smelt it in the air.
Speaker 2: And also, a farm sanctuary was just the most perfect place.
Speaker 2: It means so much to me, being around, being around cows,
Speaker 2: being around all the sweet babies, and I just couldn't
Speaker 2: think of a better place. I wouldn't want it to
Speaker 2: be Disney.
Speaker 1: What what do you think other than you know, you
Speaker 1: look at your ring and you're like, wow, what is
Speaker 1: was different? What makes it different?
Speaker 2: Suddenly there's like this whole other part of life where
Speaker 2: we're going to have a wedding and get married and
Speaker 2: I have an engagement party in all these crazy but
Speaker 2: all these things that didn't exist like a few days
Speaker 2: ago suddenly exists.
Speaker 1: A factor in your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like so fun to think about and be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, they work working.
Speaker 1: Get married. Once the parties are done, and the yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, fucking back to living. But now as a
Speaker 1: couple bound in holy matrimony, and so it'll go from
Speaker 1: being your fiance be like this has been pev me?
Speaker 1: Is it? Uh? You know you're twenty five, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be twenty six, I knowing you know myself and knowing
Speaker 1: we're cut from the same cloth, Like I'm very deeply romanic.
Speaker 1: Is this everything you dreamed about since you started dreaming
Speaker 1: about this kind of shit?
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, this was I never when I was younger,
Speaker 2: I never like dreamed about a wedding or you never. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was never like a big thing for me.
Speaker 1: You were more ammals ammals animals than like I, you know,
Speaker 1: imagine I get married and the prince.
Speaker 2: And aminals and but I love being surprised, so like
Speaker 2: that is one of my favorite things in life. Like
Speaker 2: I love surprises. It's like the if my love language
Speaker 2: could be surprises.
Speaker 1: That's the move.
Speaker 2: It just is Like so I don't know, it just
Speaker 2: means so much to me, And wait, why was I
Speaker 2: saying that? So just being surprised, being that surprised was
Speaker 2: what I was dreaming about, Like I wasn't necessarily dreaming
Speaker 2: about like a big wedding or what or whatever, Like
Speaker 2: I just I was like, Wow, maybe one day I'll
Speaker 2: be so surprised, and I was, and it was crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, fuck, now that now he set the bar. He
Speaker 1: has to keep surprising you, I know, because it is
Speaker 1: clearly this wouldn't be the first time he surprised you.
Speaker 2: But then oh and then we he was like, we're
Speaker 2: getting engaged and we are going to Malibu for two days.
Speaker 1: After that was like a celebration.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was just talking Malibu.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They it's reopened. You can go the.
Speaker 2: Part that we went to. Yeah, we were just like
Speaker 2: by the hotel, so we didn't really see anything.
Speaker 1: I was the hotel. They were unaffected.
Speaker 2: They were unaffected. It's the hotel that Austin asked me
Speaker 2: to be his girlfriend at, the Surf Rider.
Speaker 1: Is there more than one hotel on the water down there?
Speaker 2: It's across the street from the water, the Surf Rider is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was at one with your mom. That's
Speaker 1: like on the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's right across the street from it.
Speaker 1: It was across the street and it's still got spared
Speaker 1: from the fire.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Incredible, Oh my god, was meant to be. So you
Speaker 1: go there for like what Monday and Tuesday just showing
Speaker 1: him we're fucking and show.
Speaker 2: Up just you and we were. It's a really small
Speaker 2: hotel and we were in the same room that he
Speaker 2: asked me to be his girlfriend and also.
Speaker 1: Get at it.
Speaker 2: Here's crazy.
Speaker 1: Did did he pick that on purpose? No?
Speaker 2: It was it just happened. It was crazy.
Speaker 1: The did you guys go to the beach and across
Speaker 1: the highway and go to the beach or.
Speaker 2: No, we saw the beach, so we did not go
Speaker 2: in the sound.
Speaker 1: Well if you went to the beach, if you're at
Speaker 1: a hotel on the beach, you didn't go on the beach.
Speaker 1: But did you do the whole time?
Speaker 2: Well? I had an audition.
Speaker 1: Why seriously, that what kids call sex these days? I audition.
Speaker 1: Then I had another audition, page five auditions while I
Speaker 1: was there. Oh my god, you had a what a
Speaker 1: page and a half monologue? Yes that you did during
Speaker 1: that whoa, Like there's a time to put it down
Speaker 1: and like, I fuck it? Like you know you only
Speaker 1: get engaged once and ship look at you still working on.
Speaker 2: I gotta grind man man, got a grind.
Speaker 1: Rise and grind man. So you did that? You did
Speaker 1: some fucking.
Speaker 2: We went to No Boo that was crazy. The vegan
Speaker 2: ship they did, and that was amazing.
Speaker 1: Did he eat the vegan ship? Or is he allowed
Speaker 1: to eat fish? And you don't go like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Right now, it's don't give a fuck what he does
Speaker 1: for the rest of his life. He made me happy,
Speaker 1: you put a ring on it.
Speaker 2: I don't love it obviously for now, for now, one
Speaker 2: day he'll be vegan.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, yes, No, you're gonna have adding
Speaker 1: wedding traditional like fucking like somebody. I'm sure I'll be
Speaker 1: the priest. No, no, I told you. I already said
Speaker 1: to your mom. I was like, I ain't being the officiant.
Speaker 1: I said, I get to be the father's bride walking
Speaker 1: down the aisle and ship like that. But once I
Speaker 1: walking down the aisle and then you're there with him
Speaker 1: and stuff, and you guys are having this blessed moment
Speaker 1: when the officiant priest or otherwise says, if there is
Speaker 1: anyone who knows why these two should not be wed
Speaker 1: in holy matchmony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Speaker 2: You're gonna crab walk in.
Speaker 1: I thought, what if I was just like, yes, this
Speaker 1: isn't this isn't so much an objection, But she owes
Speaker 1: me money. How do I How.
Speaker 2: Do I contact her?
Speaker 1: How do I collect before this happens? I mean this
Speaker 1: sounds expensive. Should I get my money first?
Speaker 2: Do you want to give it to me? Now?
Speaker 1: First money in? First money out? No? I mean, God,
Speaker 1: bless me.
Speaker 2: Only take a second.
Speaker 1: She owes me money. I don't know what else I know.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, this is embarrassing, but we get just to
Speaker 4: talk about it in advance, so wait, I'll wait for it.
Speaker 1: People are like, oh, they're doing a sketch. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's not sketch.
Speaker 2: I'm like, crab walk out of here, crab walk all
Speaker 2: the way on out. I want my money now.
Speaker 1: If you were watching the show that Kevin Smith called
Speaker 1: dot Com, you would see me crab walk in and
Speaker 1: the craw crad walk out. But if you're one of
Speaker 1: those people that just listens to it. Number one, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about all the ads. Oh my god, there's so
Speaker 1: many ads.
Speaker 2: So sorry about that.
Speaker 1: That's just the iHeart way. I think it's iHeart ads.
Speaker 2: We love I heeart though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why you're like, I need to be gamefully employed,
Speaker 1: about to get married. I got a wedding to pay for.
Speaker 1: You're paying for your own wedding. Yeah, yeah, I believe
Speaker 1: traditionally the bride's family is on the hook for that
Speaker 1: sort of thing.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: So, man, let me tell you something I don't mind.
Speaker 1: Here's why only got one. I gotta do this again.
Speaker 2: What if Bird gets married?
Speaker 1: Bird is cute? Bird is eso cute. Look of that
Speaker 1: sleeping angel she's like to get married.
Speaker 2: If you were watching the show, you could see a
Speaker 2: sleeping angel.
Speaker 1: You see her sitting there in the bed, dreaming of
Speaker 1: a boy as good as often what a good man.
Speaker 2: Him is is such good met.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told him I was. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: ask for permission. It was very sweeties. But that's how
Speaker 1: much I gotta pay you to take her off her hands?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, mister begging me to move back into the house.
Speaker 1: When she came home. So they got you know, it
Speaker 1: all happened at Farm Sanctuary. And then Austin and Jada
Speaker 1: and David did not tell Harley that we knew.
Speaker 2: Austin was like, so your family doesn't know yet, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So even after then, the lies continued.
Speaker 2: They it continued, but it was another surprise. But he
Speaker 2: said that you guys didn't know, and I was like,
Speaker 2: on the outside, I was like okay, but on the
Speaker 2: inside I was like, oh my god, my mom's gonna
Speaker 2: freak the fuck out.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I was like she's gonna be so bad.
Speaker 1: Not one I owed it of. You was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Dad for any way, shape or form, no,
Speaker 1: because you were like, fuck, he rolls with everything, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But her, you were like she didn't get her part.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then so the whole ride home, like, what do
Speaker 1: you think she might have been like, oh, well, fucking no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Well I thought she'd be like so mad at Austin
Speaker 2: for not telling her, even.
Speaker 1: If it went down that way, I don't think it
Speaker 1: would have. But she, oh, she knew. She was like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that. Yeah, Yet what did we get?
Speaker 1: We should we get food? Did you go get this food?
Speaker 1: I was like, how about instead of fucking food, because
Speaker 1: you don't know when they're going to get there, let's
Speaker 1: just get a cake? The cakes and so she was like, sweet,
Speaker 1: AJ makes a cake. We get first. She was like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the only place to go is Aaron McKenna.
Speaker 1: I was like, I would rather eat a dead rat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've nothing against Sartana. It's just not
Speaker 1: Papa Ganache back in Jersey. Oh my. So I was like,
Speaker 1: nowhere McKenna and she was like, well, what about Lady Jane.
Speaker 1: I was like, do they do vegan? And she said
Speaker 1: to me and she gets in touch with them, She's like,
Speaker 1: didn't you La and do a chocolate whe should we get?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, answer that question is always
Speaker 1: why not both? And I said, on one cake you
Speaker 1: can put the gratulations Hardley in Austin. The other cake
Speaker 1: you can put gratulations Austin and Harley that one. And
Speaker 1: your mom fucking love that. She was like, oh, do
Speaker 1: keep them. It was like, yes, you have enough money
Speaker 1: for two cakes. Everyone is happy. We are a two
Speaker 1: cake family.
Speaker 2: It was so sweet.
Speaker 1: So the kid comes in and meanwhile I'm here, gen
Speaker 1: zer Nana Popper here as well, and I guess and
Speaker 1: the dogs.
Speaker 2: The dogs were there.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. So then they get back and
Speaker 1: we're upstairs waiting, and then Jada and David come in
Speaker 1: ahead of the kids, kind of get in position to
Speaker 1: take more pictures and ship We're hiding around a wall.
Speaker 1: Harley's coming all the way up to the top stairs.
Speaker 1: And what's going through your head? Oh my god, they
Speaker 1: don't know. Well.
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, it's so quiet and here, and
Speaker 2: then I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, we should have had a fight as
Speaker 1: you guys are coming up the stairs. I should have
Speaker 1: been like, well you're a fucking bitch. How about that?
Speaker 1: And the worst fucking thing I ever did, We'll get it,
Speaker 1: like fucking that would have been amazing.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would have ran back down. I've
Speaker 2: been like, god, damn it, I don't live here anymore.
Speaker 2: I'll gotta deal with a bike.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that would have ruined the moment, but it
Speaker 1: would have been fucking funny. So we were hiding right
Speaker 1: around the wall and we heard them come all the
Speaker 1: way up. So when did you see the cakes? Start
Speaker 1: to register? See cakes? Jennifer got a bunch of roads. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw flowers and I saw cakes, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, before you even saw the top of the cakes.
Speaker 2: You were like yeah. I was like, okay, the he
Speaker 2: d know we popped out and she goes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was it was like a crazy you know,
Speaker 1: it's a big fucking moment and one will only get
Speaker 1: to do once. It's not like, well, next time, when
Speaker 1: Harley's sister or brother gets engaged. Well, no to do
Speaker 1: this like, this is it, this is it and it
Speaker 1: couldn't have gone better. I couldn't ask for a better
Speaker 1: son in law. And I know you know, I've seen
Speaker 1: your relationship man like you too give a fuck about
Speaker 1: each other in a big, bad way. We really do,
Speaker 1: really do. It's a great partnership them so much. Hopefully
Speaker 1: you're seeing as ask every day for the rest of
Speaker 1: your goddamn life.
Speaker 2: That's crazy crazy, just crazy enough.
Speaker 1: To work, crazy, yes, but no crazier than that. What
Speaker 1: motherfucker did with that rocky check cell on even to
Speaker 1: walk away from this episode of Beardless stickles me with anything.
Speaker 1: It's that people aren't scrupulous.
Speaker 2: On eBay, may not be able.
Speaker 1: To be trusted, but love conquers all off of the bank.
Speaker 2: What a beautiful message.
Speaker 1: I only have one kid, and you always hope for
Speaker 1: the best, and naturally we have tried to provide best
Speaker 1: for as long as we possibly, you know could from
Speaker 1: the moment we heard about your existence every day of
Speaker 1: your life and stuff in terms of like trying to
Speaker 1: you know, fucking make things better, give you a better
Speaker 1: education than we ad fucking like, you know, just you're
Speaker 1: supposed to try to make your kids' lives fifty percent
Speaker 1: better than yours. That's the aim and shit. So in
Speaker 1: terms of you know, having been there from the jump
Speaker 1: with skin in the game and tested in your happiness,
Speaker 1: there's no part of this that doesn't elate me in
Speaker 1: terms of how it went down and how happy it
Speaker 1: clearly makes you, how happy he clearly makes you. I mean,
Speaker 1: but that part we've known for a long time. But
Speaker 1: the new information is like the guy was like, let's
Speaker 1: make this official, and you weren't like, well, I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: you're way into it. I know twenty five, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be twenty six in a couple of months. Yes, you're
Speaker 1: not getting married anytime soon.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Probably like a year and a half,
Speaker 2: two years engagement.
Speaker 1: You don't want to have one of those super long
Speaker 1: engagements though. No, man, big, big life moves, So happy
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Big moves.
Speaker 1: Are you happy?
Speaker 2: I'm so happy?
Speaker 1: Time of your life, kiddo. Boy, oh boy, man, you
Speaker 1: know I could do another hour on how Just the
Speaker 1: other day you're a little kid in a diaper, crawling
Speaker 1: across the floor an ocean port, stopping fucking and dancing
Speaker 1: when law and orders starting. And now you do that
Speaker 1: like in a music video where you're like you scared me,
Speaker 1: And now when you do that on stage, you'll do
Speaker 1: it with a ring on your finger.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, Nuts, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Your first live performance with Cinnamon you'll have a ring
Speaker 1: on your finger. Nuts. Man, that is such happy news.
Speaker 1: And I mean I don't know, I do know because
Speaker 1: I saw your Instagram people were very positive about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mine as well. There wasn't like a bunch of people
Speaker 1: going like so fucker.
Speaker 2: Everyone was like, oh, it was very nice. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was very nice.
Speaker 1: You know, Happiness is a warm puppy, as Charles.
Speaker 2: Schultz said, or warm, a warm puppy.
Speaker 1: That's what. There's a Charlie Brown hugg and snoopy and
Speaker 1: happiness is a warm puppy.
Speaker 2: I think that was mois warm sometimes, No.
Speaker 1: Charlie, Charles Schultz never said happiness is a warm cat.
Speaker 1: Nobody ever said, because there's this thing as a warm cat,
Speaker 1: warm sometimes wet fire, warm and cat don't go together.
Speaker 1: Happiness is a cold and different cat.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I loving little cat.
Speaker 1: You don't need any fucking warmth or affection from your cats.
Speaker 1: You get it from your from your your Beyonce. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your human puppy.
Speaker 2: He is a human puppy.
Speaker 1: He puffed the human puppy, A puff the human A
Speaker 1: finance the girl. Oh my god, he told her that
Speaker 1: he would make her the happiest in the world.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 1: You're very easily impressed. Whenever I rhyme words, man, I
Speaker 1: really am I feel you make me feel like eminem,
Speaker 1: make me feel like this ship is eight mile and
Speaker 1: ship mom spaghetti just as good as I hope I
Speaker 1: make you feel as good about yourself as you make
Speaker 1: me feel from time to time where you get impressed
Speaker 1: that I'm not an idiot, Like, oh my god, that
Speaker 1: was a good lyric. Those Cinnamon songs, they could use
Speaker 1: a hook, all right, Come in, you know I can
Speaker 1: sink back up, or every once in a while, take
Speaker 1: my own track, you know, like Ringo had his own track.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to.
Speaker 1: Under the Sea in enough to poos his god you
Speaker 1: call it a novelty version, whatever the fuck, But like,
Speaker 1: let me rock one, let me sing.
Speaker 2: One song for Cinnamon, and thank you so much for
Speaker 2: coming to be list Let me write Oh You're a star.
Speaker 1: You scare me.
Speaker 2: Rookie here, get out of here.
Speaker 1: My little girl's all grown up and getting engaged kids,
Speaker 1: or in the words of Mushu, my little girls all
Speaker 1: grown up and saving China.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel right now, as proud as Mousho
Speaker 1: Bulan took on the Army of what's his name? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's the name of the character in Jane so
Speaker 1: Bob Reboot. Oh really, yeah, it's the name. I took
Speaker 1: that name from Mulan from The Bad Guy Mulan, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the soldier from the Mountain scar That was
Speaker 1: Jose Ferrer's son, Miguel Farrer, who acted at a number
Speaker 1: of things, but one of my favorite was he played
Speaker 1: Albert on Twin Peaks, the forensics expert who's like so
Speaker 1: fucking cold and indifferent. So like, you know, they're having
Speaker 1: a fight over the dead body of Laura Palmer and stuff,
Speaker 1: and they're like, she's they she's supposed to have me
Speaker 1: at a funeral and stuff, but he's like getting ready
Speaker 1: to cut into her head and ship, and he's just like,
Speaker 1: let me explain something to you. You can have a
Speaker 1: funeral any old time you dig a hole, you throw
Speaker 1: a body into it. What I need to do right
Speaker 1: now requires precision timing. So if you'll leave me alone,
Speaker 1: I will get to my work. Want to end then
Speaker 1: the fucking cop atasim and shy of that has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with your getting engaged another whatsoever. You just
Speaker 1: the soldier from the mountain. This is your Mulan moment, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is you, fucking you know, launching the firework that
Speaker 1: fucking creates an avalanche that takes out the hun army.
Speaker 2: Dude, well, who are you in the story? The unsupportive dad?
Speaker 1: Oh, no, supportive d fucking nuts. Yeah, I'm the dad.
Speaker 1: I will look unsupportive dad. He just didn't want to
Speaker 1: get hurt and ship. You think he's a bad guy
Speaker 1: in the story, not fucking shan you and ship, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he learns and grows by the end. The
Speaker 1: father is just like, that's the true greatest honor of
Speaker 1: my life is having you for a daughter. That's how
Speaker 1: I feel very happy for you.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to be losing a podcast partner,
Speaker 1: but I'll be gaining a married podcast partner, so you'll
Speaker 1: have perspective that you don't have right now.
Speaker 2: Fantastic bringing some ship to.
Speaker 1: The tables marketable skills. If we do one of the
Speaker 1: lifestyle podcast, I gotta pitch for your next episode. Where
Speaker 1: when we hit episode fifty two of this we end
Speaker 1: it and start a brand new show. Why not nobody?
Speaker 1: We can nobody fucking you know what I'm saying. Okay, like,
Speaker 1: now you're financed, you shouldn't be on something with the
Speaker 1: word dickless in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1: That's for the sayre a lady, she's a light day.
Speaker 1: She oi, she's a light day. She is just through
Speaker 1: lavender at my dad laugh ininder blue, dely dely laugh
Speaker 1: nder green. No, old fucking some old bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're stalling right now.
Speaker 1: I don't want to end because when the show ends
Speaker 1: and then then you're a grown up married, then.
Speaker 2: The after show starts.
Speaker 1: That's true. We got an after show, kids. More of
Speaker 1: this is gonna go on. We're gonna review this show
Speaker 1: and talk more about fucking what to expect when you're
Speaker 1: expecting dot dot dot to get married within two years.
Speaker 1: The book I'm working on, see if I can get
Speaker 1: that title clear legally. Yes, so there it is. Kids.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my little girl, my little girl has
Speaker 4: found up boy and.
Speaker 1: That boyson.
Speaker 2: Was that to the tune of the Christmas song. It
Speaker 2: sounded like you're like five.
Speaker 1: I just kept using that over and over. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: I wonder if anyone's ever done that, because that's everybody's
Speaker 1: favorite part of it is. It is a bit where
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, people will run in from other rooms
Speaker 1: for that five golden rings pilot five God. So you
Speaker 1: could literally do a whole song just of that part.
Speaker 1: It's a good part, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: part of my God, she's garde. Uh there it is. Man,
Speaker 1: there's your beardless dickless me. Special edition for this week,
Speaker 1: Harley Quinn Comma no longer an innocent little girl Dash
Speaker 1: a wife to be Comma the woman in John.
Speaker 2: The woman in charge is or else the woman in charge.
Speaker 1: Wow, how lovely is to have watched your entire lifespan
Speaker 1: up until this moment. As it continues forward and new
Speaker 1: ship keeps happening, it's crazy as a longtime fan fully
Speaker 1: approve of this new chapter.
Speaker 2: Thank you. It's going to go to a wedding that
Speaker 2: you are probably gonna pay for it.
Speaker 1: I need your job, your job fast. You can't get
Speaker 1: married for a little while. I'll tell you right now.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the wedding can depend on whenever
Speaker 2: the person think it.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean, you gotta wait until I make something
Speaker 1: profitable and like that. Yeah, and that might not even
Speaker 1: be a Jane Sobob movie. I said, profitable.
Speaker 2: I can wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure that out. What if I was just
Speaker 1: like throwing you the wedding of your dreams? Yay, but
Speaker 1: I had to sell Birdie to do it.
Speaker 2: He is just like.
Speaker 1: Allies are supposed to go away from their mothers. So
Speaker 1: I'm okay with this. This is good for all of us.
Speaker 2: Love this plan.
Speaker 1: Co signs are Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn got married.
Speaker 1: I wish I knew that song Peggy.
Speaker 2: So got married by cool.
Speaker 1: Is in Ye. Yeah, here comes the bride. Kids, Look out,
Speaker 1: close your eyes, put your goggles on. Here comes the bride.
Speaker 2: You'd you check books that.
Speaker 1: I pitched the kid away. She can make money on
Speaker 1: her wedding if we held it its modcastle and sold tickets.
Speaker 1: She said she'd think about it. There it is. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's a beardless stickless me. Ah, my friends are beardless
Speaker 1: stickless me.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and Harley Quinsy.
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