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Speaker 1: Welcome bad. It's a beardless, dickless me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, we will address the big story right off

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Speaker 1: the top is something that I could not wait to

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Speaker 1: get to this episode to talk about. So as folks

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Speaker 1: remember I had that artist painted cell.

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Speaker 2: I was. I was waiting off of.

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Speaker 1: The piece that I lost on eBay and my man

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Speaker 1: Bobby d did a fucking phenomenal job. But this is

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Speaker 1: where the story gets interested, and this is why people

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Speaker 1: tuned in this week. The piece that I lost, the

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Speaker 1: original Rocky check piece, is back up for auction and

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Speaker 1: they put it up at one hundred dollars more than

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Speaker 1: they started the auction last time. And it's the same person.

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Speaker 1: So that person, what it looks like, was nudging it

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Speaker 1: themselves hoping that I would then go over the top bid.

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Speaker 1: But I missed it, and that drove me to as

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Speaker 1: we listened to last week, go like, oh I got it.

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Speaker 1: I can have somebody else paint this, and I did

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Speaker 1: and it was victorious. But now it's available.

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Speaker 2: Again, so don't get it.

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Speaker 1: But there's two ways to look at this. I could

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Speaker 1: punish that person and not get it, or I could

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Speaker 1: get it because that has three signatures. It as June

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Speaker 1: four eight, Bill Hurtz, who was the director, and Chris Jenkins,

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Speaker 1: who is one of the writers.

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Speaker 2: Come on, man, stand up for something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not that spine. He just wants

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Speaker 1: what he wants. He's like a field mouse. He just

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Speaker 1: go runs from pain and runs toward pleasure. I guess

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 2: That's really fucked. I think that's fucked that the guide

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Speaker 2: or whoever did can't prove it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure maybe that person might be like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, no, somebody fucked me on the auction, so

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Speaker 1: I just put it back up. But they could have

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Speaker 1: then hit me up like independently.

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Speaker 2: And one hundred dollars more.

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Speaker 1: I think somebody was scamming two pieces. Both the pieces

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Speaker 1: that I lost, one was the Rocky check piece and

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Speaker 1: one was just a bowlinkle piece, a bowlinkle and Rocky

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Speaker 1: piece that had those same three signatures on it went

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Speaker 1: it and both of those I was quote unquote overbid on.

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Speaker 1: And now both of them are back up for sale

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Speaker 1: by the same seller.

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Speaker 2: Like somebody wants is trying to Yeah, it's really trying

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Speaker 2: to use you right now, really, and.

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Speaker 1: That kid's is the subject of this week's episode. Should

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Speaker 1: I or shouldn't I buy that rocky check piece on eBay? Now,

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Speaker 1: before we get to that, I think Harley has something

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Speaker 1: she wants to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what, let's keep talking about the check piece.

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Speaker 1: Two of us. You know, we both host the show,

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Speaker 1: so it makes sense that you should say a little

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Speaker 1: something and then I'll go back into the rocky check I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, priorities, priorities, What what's going on in your world?

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Speaker 1: Would you have to pitch?

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Speaker 2: So let's see, I didn't have any check art replicated, So.

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Speaker 1: Not that fucking nothing's going on. Your sounds like I

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Speaker 1: win this week again, kids, Most exciting life changing events

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Speaker 1: are happening in Kevin Smith's world.

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Speaker 2: Oh something, something normal, casual did happen?

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Speaker 1: They asked your got back to school to do a

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Speaker 1: modern day rendition of John Proctor.

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Speaker 2: That would be top of the top of the show

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Speaker 2: news that would come before.

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Speaker 1: The check You're like, oh my god, you may have

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Speaker 1: mocked me, but fucking Proctor Loser. I'm the fucking main Proctor.

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Speaker 1: Proctor Loser. It's a whole fucking show with proctors from

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Speaker 1: across the Procter verse and I'm the main proctor.

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Speaker 2: I mean, talk about a dream come true.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of dream come true, let's get to the real

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Speaker 1: meeting Potato kids, ain't nothing bullshit about it, bugge.

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Speaker 3: Even we were burying the lead, one of us got

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Speaker 3: a whilest Appairly recently I got kid Or, to quote

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Speaker 3: your Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Post, we're motherfucking engage delightful. I was, like, I raised,

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Speaker 1: I could, Harley and Austin if you don't know by

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Speaker 1: now got engaged.

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Speaker 2: We really did.

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Speaker 1: And this week, naturally, instead of me fucking telling you

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Speaker 1: you know, so, here's another wrinkling the eBay story. Like

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Speaker 1: we're gonna hear from young Love, We're gonna hear how

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Speaker 1: it happened firsthand, never mind what you read on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: So true, walk us through it, motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you the story firsthand, dude.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear it, man, first hand account of

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Speaker 1: being on the receiving end of the biggest question you'll

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Speaker 1: ever be asked, Oh my god, other than is your

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Speaker 1: that's the big question.

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Speaker 2: Can I meet your dad?

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Speaker 1: That's the way comes a question in everyone's life, and

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Speaker 1: is a biggie.

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Speaker 2: Can I hear it was?

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Speaker 1: Uh here? I naturally I just want to talk, but

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Speaker 1: you it's your story. I'll jump in. It seems like, yes, I.

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Speaker 2: Could give you the first hand, or but you could

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Speaker 2: give the second hand.

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Speaker 1: Can I kep explaining your your engagements? Everybody please now

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Speaker 1: walk us through it. You just to set the stage.

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Speaker 1: Harley and Austin have been dating for five and a

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Speaker 1: half years, living together in sin As. Father Dave might say,

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Speaker 1: dam I'm sorry, sainted Father Dave, who won't be performing

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Speaker 1: this wedding. God, damn it he is. But it would

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Speaker 1: have been amazing. He would have been like, oh, that's

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Speaker 1: time he was done. You watch me. Don't even fucking

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Speaker 1: kid you. I'll get up there and my mother will cry.

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, my my my granddaughter getting married.

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Speaker 1: My son's singing, Father Dave, it is the best day

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Speaker 2: Take me now, Jesus, me now, Maria.

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Speaker 1: So they've been together? How long you been living together?

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Speaker 2: Ever since? COVID that when you got the house? No,

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Speaker 2: we lived here, remember, yeah, but I.

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Speaker 1: Don't count, but yes they have. You know what that

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Speaker 1: does count? They lived here in the house together. But

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Speaker 1: when did you get your house. When did you move out?

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Speaker 2: I think maybe three years ago.

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Speaker 1: So they've been living together for three.

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Speaker 2: Years because we lived in Dallas for six months while

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Speaker 2: they were shooting.

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Speaker 1: Not to and then they were here when we were

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Speaker 1: doing soun in Lockdown. I called this ship. I've seen

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Speaker 1: the future.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That boy came in and I was like, everyone worked

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Speaker 2: You really put him to work right away.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, you're gonna play my son lo

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Speaker 1: and behold all right. So they've been together for like

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Speaker 1: a minute. There was certainly no like it will they

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Speaker 1: won't they There was always a sense of like, well,

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Speaker 2: You had no I had no fucking idea. I didn't

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Speaker 2: think this was coming for like a year. This was

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Speaker 1: You didn't think it was even more than hard. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Yep, took the words right off of my mouth. I had, seriously, no,

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Speaker 2: not not an inch of me. Now, I had no

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Speaker 2: fucking Let's talk about them.

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Speaker 1: What what happened?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Austin's sister and her Husban spend Jada and and David.

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Speaker 1: On Instagram as Jada and David I believe correct.

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Speaker 2: Check them out Day Rock once.

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Speaker 1: Again like, yes, Harley has a story to tell. But

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Speaker 1: let me jump in and say that Jada and David

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Speaker 1: did photographs for us. They were here in town, not

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Speaker 1: even under the pretense, literally to shoot our new pictures

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Speaker 1: for for Beerless Stick with Me, which remind me to

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Speaker 1: talk about when we're past your very selfish news and

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Speaker 1: we can get back to our show. I said to

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Speaker 1: you before we went, I was like, this will be

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Speaker 1: what was I talking about?

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Speaker 2: For all the hours I've sat and listened to your

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Speaker 2: ebays stories and the retelling of the coal miner's daughter.

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Speaker 1: I said, when I was upstairs before, I uh, before

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Speaker 1: Jeeves actually made me some free there it is, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh, then I pretended, as I said, Austin, you know,

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Speaker 1: he asked our permission, And then I said to him,

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Speaker 1: don't you never had to do the point. That's what

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Speaker 2: I've never seen the movie, but your retelling was so

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Speaker 1: The quote thank you. That's that's you know. My clinics

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Speaker 1: are free. So they were here, Jada and David taking

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Speaker 1: fucking fire.

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Speaker 2: I know. I can't wait to see those.

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Speaker 1: Fucking fire like. I was beyond delighted.

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Speaker 2: They're so talented.

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Speaker 1: We all made some art on a Friday night. Many

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Speaker 1: they shot like Harley before me, like would you get

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Speaker 2: I mean seriously, I've yeah, I was just having a

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Speaker 2: good time. I was like, we just had a great

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Speaker 2: little vegan barbecue.

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: Life was just good.

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Speaker 1: Harley was here three days in a row this week.

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Speaker 1: On Friday, we all here were taking pictures and sh

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Speaker 1: and then Jennifer was like, Harley's coming back to have barbecue.

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Speaker 1: Like the next morning, I was Harley Quinceman. She was

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Speaker 2: So you know how not often children see their parents.

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Speaker 1: I know, believe, I know, I know, we're blessed. So

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Speaker 1: she came over second day, but by that point I

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Speaker 1: also knew she was going to be over a third

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Speaker 1: day in a row. That's crazy because Austin Spoilers was here.

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Speaker 1: I guess it was the day that Jada and David

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Speaker 2: Think Wednesday, Wednesday. Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we had to sit on this for a while.

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Speaker 1: So Wednesday they came over. So that's so funny, Like

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Speaker 1: they got here like in the afternoon, then they went

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Speaker 1: out to eat and blah blah blah. But by the

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Speaker 1: time they came back here that Harley was recording, Austin

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Speaker 1: came with them and we showed them around the house

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Speaker 1: and shit, because Jada and David were staying here in

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Speaker 1: Harley's old room, so after excuse me. Everything is like

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Speaker 1: for a second before I get out of here? And Schwambach,

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Speaker 1: What she said? She was like, I saw her first

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Speaker 1: Instead of being proposed to her granddaughter, instead of being like,

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Speaker 1: But she can't know although this might be the show

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Speaker 2: And then I'm like, what the.

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Speaker 2: Oh was it mine too?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yes? To young love itself, the embodiments of young love,

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Speaker 1: of romance, of that magical special moment of it of

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Speaker 1: I was deeply impressed with the kid, like he had

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Speaker 2: Had a plan and he knows you. It blew me

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Speaker 2: the fuck away. I can't believe he planned. I cannot

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 2: All right? So Jada and David are in town and

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Speaker 1: It might have been part of it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was all part of a plant. But it

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Speaker 1: So so far, so far, nothing smells fish any of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But prior to that anything, just like Austin's Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: But the farm sanctuary all made sense.

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Speaker 2: Time, absolutely nothing will seemen Semon sauce.

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Speaker 1: I'm realizing now I could have We could have been

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Speaker 2: Your mind and then you're in all my engagement, yes.

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Speaker 1: Right beyond you guys and the cow. And I'm like

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Speaker 2: Got shopified. Also, by the way, buy my shirts new shirts. Everybody, listen,

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Speaker 2: how do you think.

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Speaker 1: You can pay for that wedding? Come on shirts?

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Speaker 2: I got requests for these restock of shirts. I restocked them.

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Speaker 2: How about you buy them?

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Speaker 1: I think we'll added it to beard listick nice.

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Speaker 2: You can easily find them.

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Speaker 1: Please please, well please, has my bar? Has my hair

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Speaker 2: Only one hair?

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Speaker 1: I used Harley's product? What is it? The dart r

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Speaker 2: Anyway, back to you, unsuspected up.

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Speaker 1: Surrounded by family and your loved.

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Speaker 1: I just realized we could have been there and still

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Speaker 2: even want to say what it was.

442
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,880
Speaker 1: It was annoying, but I was playing because I knew

443
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: it was yours. And when I said it like your,

444
00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: Mom was like no.

445
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: For like, now, looking back, there were signs.

446
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: What were the signs.

447
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 2: One of the signs was I had a self tape

448
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 2: that I had to do an audition, okay, and Nana

449
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:54,120
Speaker 2: was freaking out. I had this is on Saturday, and

450
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,959
Speaker 2: Sunday is the day that we went to Farm Sanctuary.

451
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 2: But in my mind I could just come back from

452
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 2: Farm Sanctuary and do this tape.

453
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: That Sunday was going to be an average normal Sunday.

454
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 2: Your average Sunday.

455
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: So you'd be self tape and it all be good.

456
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 1: But Nana, for some reason, who's not even a momager

457
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: or a nanager if you.

458
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,560
Speaker 2: Will, no, but she had very specific specific feelings about

459
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 2: me doing it Saturday night. And Mom was like, I

460
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: don't know. Nana's got a calm down, and I was like, Nana,

461
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 2: it's fine, I have two days to do it, and

462
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: she was like.

463
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Nana almost blew it. Nana at the zero hour,

464
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,200
Speaker 1: Nana almost blew it.

465
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,359
Speaker 2: And then there was a crazy sign that I just

466
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 2: completely went over my head. Austin put out a dress, like,

467
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: hung a dress one of my dresses. Oh, because they

468
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 2: wanted me to wear a dress, because they thought that

469
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 2: I would want to be wearing a dress for the photos.

470
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: Him his sister. Yes. So he was plotting around you,

471
00:26:55,600 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: going like what she wears to farm Sanctuary is what

472
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: she'll be wearing in these photos for the rest of

473
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 1: our lives. And I know, going in what's gonna happen

474
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 1: she does it? If I don't somehow alert her and

475
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 1: she's dressed like, dare I say a rube crige ratchet

476
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 1: or something, then she'd forever kind of be like, why

477
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 1: didn't you tell me? We were sitting in there, So

478
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 1: he was like, I should put out something good.

479
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 2: He hung up a dress, and then.

480
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: Which does he dress you often? No?

481
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 2: He just hung but I didn't even it did not

482
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 2: even register. I thought it was just a piece of

483
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 2: laundry that he weirdly hung up on the fucking cap.

484
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: He was like, he could have grabbed anything. He just

485
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: grabbed his dress.

486
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,159
Speaker 2: Well he not like it was in the laundry. It

487
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 2: was in the laundry, and I thought he was just

488
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 2: putting away the laundry, but not putting it away and

489
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 2: putting it in a really weird spot for some reason.

490
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 2: And then the day of Jada takes the dress and

491
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: is like, this is really pretty. You should wear this

492
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: today and I'm like why, why Why would I wear dress?

493
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: It's like dusty and like sweaty and I should just

494
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:17,439
Speaker 2: wear jeans. Fucking I was being fucking play.

495
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: I was like, you wear dress reality.

496
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: And then the day before Jada was like, what are

497
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 2: you gonna wear tomorrow to the farm Sanctuary And I

498
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 2: was like, I don't I'll tell you that much. Jeans,

499
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. And she was like, well, like you

500
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: should wear something cute for the photos and I was like, yeah, okay.

501
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll tell you what to wear.

502
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: Something cute. Wear I always wear something cute. And then

503
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 2: the whole conversation of the dress before we went and

504
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I I so.

505
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: Who what was the conversation of the dress before you?

506
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 2: Is Jada being like, this is really pretty. You should

507
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 2: wear this, and you were like, and I was like, no,

508
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear these jeans.

509
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: Did Austin make another dress attempt or No?

510
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: He did not.

511
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: However, comes out of a closet wear and he's like,

512
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: you'd look like this. You're like, what the fuck?

513
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 2: You could look like this? He we have a Farm

514
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 2: Sanctuary hat and I was looking for the Farm.

515
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: Sanctuary photographers, so he could have worn the dress and

516
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: they could have swipped your head, switched your heads in

517
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: posts like use some of that photoshop and ship. Then

518
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: you could have been wearing a dress. I mean, there's

519
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: ways to accomplish this. I'm just saying, next time, Austin

520
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 1: should ask me.

521
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 2: Next time, use your brain, use your brains.

522
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So wait, you're not you're not nibbling

523
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: on the wear a dress hook.

524
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 2: I'm really not. It's it's not working for me.

525
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: And how often do you ever wear a dress?

526
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 2: I'm wearing a dress right now, all right. I wear

527
00:29:58,320 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 2: dresses a lot.

528
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: I'm always seeing and pants jeans because I'm coming over

529
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: here right.

530
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: No, no dressing.

531
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: Up, sorry, I am nice to check it on it

532
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: picked out special.

533
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: Well, you look very nice. So we have a Farm

534
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 2: Sanctuary hat.

535
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: And for those who are not here on the regular

536
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: and for those who've never heard of this joint, what

537
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: is farm Sanctuary? Oh?

538
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:34,200
Speaker 2: I thought you're like, what is beardless? Finish my story?

539
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: Like I told you it was a comedy podcast.

540
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,160
Speaker 1: Sometimes there are people who you know we're rushing to. Yes,

541
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: of course a place and not everyone knows this.

542
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: Farm Sanctuary is an amazing organization and rescue sanctuary for

543
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 2: work started by Jene Bauer for farmed animals who have

544
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 2: been rescued from the animal agriculture industries and very horrific

545
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 2: situations and they're given this beautiful chance to live out

546
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 2: their lives safely in sanctuary.

547
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: These I've been there. I can vouch you this place.

548
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: Big ass cows, how they would grow if people weren't like,

549
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 1: let's eat it.

550
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: People are shocked at the size of the cows, the pigs,

551
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 2: because that's they're able to. Did you know this is

552
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 2: going to get sad for a sec But I know

553
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to say it. I'm going to say it.

554
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 2: You say stuff I don't want to hear all the time.

555
00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 2: All right, what do you want?

556
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: This is the wedding, I.

557
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 2: Know, but it's I'm going to use it. I'm going

558
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 2: to use it to spread awareness. Did you know that

559
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: I'm going, I'm going it's going to be such a bummer. Also,

560
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 2: did you know that pigs are usually only six months?

561
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 2: Six months?

562
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: All right? Man, come on, fucking we're having a good

563
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,959
Speaker 1: ass time, don't pigs? Moving on?

564
00:31:56,240 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 2: Yes, pigs, I had to I had to say, true.

565
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: But here my point is, these animals get massive, Yes.

566
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: They get when they're allowed to live, they they get massive.

567
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm not exaggerating.

568
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: They're just yes, like this one cow.

569
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 1: I was like, this must be a mutant cow and

570
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 1: they're like, no, this is just they would get like this.

571
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 2: Shocking site. Shocking site.

572
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 1: Fucking nuts in any event, lovely place. If you go online,

573
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: you can find me and her there hanging out with

574
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: some turkeys around Thanksgiving many moons ago. Yeah, so one

575
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: of your favorite places in the world, One of my

576
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: favorite places in the world, one of my favorite organizations

577
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: started by one of my favorite people.

578
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: It's they do such important, beautiful work.

579
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: And where is it located?

580
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: In Acting, California and then there is another one in

581
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 2: upstate New York.

582
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: John Stewart involved with any of this or no, he's

583
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: a cow friend guy.

584
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he works with the New York one, but I

585
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 2: can't super remember remembering about.

586
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:03,040
Speaker 1: He has also referenced arm Sanctuary very famously. He had

587
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: adopted or saved that cow that ran away. You know,

588
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: he's a big he's like, I mean, look, we all

589
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: have animals, but quite like you, he likes that place

590
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: quite a bit.

591
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 2: If it's a very special place.

592
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: And if you want to help, you can reach them

593
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: at Farm Sanctuary dot org. I'm sure, yeah, and donate

594
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 1: and stuff. But I'm telling you, if you could ever

595
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: see this place, if you're on the East Coast, or

596
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 1: if you're in New York, or if you're in California, you

597
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 1: get a chance to go fucking nuts. I'm sure there

598
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: are some people who work farms out there, like I've

599
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: seen big cows and shit, I don't think you've ever

600
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 1: seen a cow as big as this cow. Man, Like

601
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: if they would run the planet does.

602
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 2: And still we do these things to animals.

603
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: We don't. Yeah, I don't fucking louve me in with this.

604
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: I hadn't done ship in like fucking seven years plus.

605
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 2: That's true. I'm very proud of you, thank.

606
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: You so much so that I ordered yesterday, I was

607
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: with Mamily and I ordered her some I hop and

608
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: they had impossible sausage on the menu, so I ordered

609
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:10,440
Speaker 1: that for myself. But they also had sausage patties on

610
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: the menu, and I was like, well, I don't know, impossible.

611
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: It was really fucking good at like convincing you. So

612
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know if I got real or not. So

613
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: I took a bite and I'm chewing. I was like,

614
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: this is fucking too good to beat fake. And then

615
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: I looked on the website before I smiled to make

616
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: to see if maybe they did links for one and

617
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: then pass for the but they did patties for both,

618
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,959
Speaker 1: so I was like, god, damn it. So I didn't

619
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: swillow and ship. I took it home and my brother

620
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: came over at one point and I was like, do

621
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: you eat sausage? He goes never. I was like, fuck,

622
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: he goes why. I was like, because I don't know

623
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: if this is real or if this is impossible the sausage,

624
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: and he goes, let me look at it, and he goes,

625
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: that is way too white to be real sausage. And

626
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: I was like, fair enough, but it was too late

627
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,479
Speaker 1: to eat. Such a great story. That's our show this week.

628
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 2: Thank you so much everyone.

629
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 1: She couldn't buy letter, tell her twe.

630
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: Can I finish the hat?

631
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: Yes?

632
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 2: All right, so we have a form sanctuary hat and

633
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,280
Speaker 2: I was looking for it and.

634
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 1: Just to be on brand while you're going to the point.

635
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 2: Also, because I have a skin condition called malasma and

636
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 2: I was trying to cover it from the son.

637
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 1: That got real real quick.

638
00:35:22,239 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 2: What the hell, man, Yeah, it's it's caused by my

639
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: hormone disorder. And I have something called malasma hormone disorder.

640
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: Your hormones are out of order. Yeah, well, perhaps you

641
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't be saying yes or no to marriage proposals in

642
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,320
Speaker 1: the state. If your hormones are all up in arms

643
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: and ship, maybe you let them calm down and then

644
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: let them ask again.

645
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 2: And see, I'm gonna throw something at you. I'm gonna

646
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: throw this heavy ass Mike span at you. Okay, yeah, crap,

647
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,319
Speaker 2: walk out of here, you go, fucking crab, walk out

648
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: of here.

649
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: Crab backing in to jump up there to you.

650
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 2: We're giving our vowels and what about me. You know

651
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 2: what I'm talking about. And then you come back and

652
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,680
Speaker 2: you bring a.

653
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: Day because like weddings are boring, everybody's seen those, but

654
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: having us crab walking in and out in the background,

655
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: people remember that, talking about it for years, even you

656
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,439
Speaker 1: hang him forever, that'd be the only fight you guys

657
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: are at why did you let your dad do that?

658
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: And you're like, why didn't you stop him?

659
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 2: I swear I didn't let.

660
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,320
Speaker 1: Him for you puff.

661
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 4: I wanted you to stand up like a man instead,

662
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 4: my old man and his fucking dope befriend crab walking

663
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 4: the on is on our greatest day.

664
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

665
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: So you're wearing your hat, your brand.

666
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: I couldn't because Austin hid it because he didn't want

667
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 2: me to wear a hat because he knew I would

668
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 2: not want to be wearing a hat in these photos.

669
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 1: Once again, this is a man you want to marry,

670
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: somebody who knows you that well, where he's stealing your

671
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: clothing literally, But can can we just look at this

672
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: too as an example of how one lie connects to

673
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:22,479
Speaker 1: another lie connects to another lie like.

674
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 2: One should I be suspicious.

675
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: Very much, so be suspicious of every actor. And he

676
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: is one. No, but look how it's like, even in

677
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: something like that, he has to like, you know, and

678
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: this is a sweet lie about like I want a

679
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: surprise her, but in order to surprise you and keep

680
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: it going, he has to like go to the subjectfusion

681
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: of hiding your clothing.

682
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,240
Speaker 2: He really went above and beyond to keep this going.

683
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: And it was crazy romance or sociopathy.

684
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: You decide, teach the room. He he did hide the

685
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 2: hat and it worked. But then she could wear that

686
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 2: hat because.

687
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: That was nowhere to be found. Did you replace it

688
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: with a different hat?

689
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: Well, then when I got to the farm Sanctuary, I

690
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 2: was like, I'm going to go buy a hat because God.

691
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 2: And then I bought a Trunker hat and I am

692
00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:23,799
Speaker 2: wearing a Trucker hat in the first photos when the

693
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 2: proposal is happening.

694
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: Was it by any chance backwards?

695
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 2: It was most urgainly not. It was sweet.

696
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: A T shirt sold it. Silent bott gets engaged. Oh

697
00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:53,479
Speaker 1: my god, it'll be on zel the secret stash next

698
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: to our Halloween T shirt. Silent Baba Duke.

699
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait does that exists? It's kinda though.

700
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: Silent is crazy, Oh my god, so wild.

701
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: Anyway, you bought a new and you ride out together

702
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: with Jada and David.

703
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,479
Speaker 2: Yes, all four of you, Yes, the four of us,

704
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 2: and the whole time we're talking about like and.

705
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: Jada and David were staying here at the house before

706
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 1: they went to meet you at your house. Was liquor

707
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: nuke there? Nick was Was he engaged in any of

708
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 1: this or hiding in the back room melancholy?

709
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 2: It with the infinite said perhaps the ladder.

710
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: So then it's safe to say before Jada and David

711
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 1: got there that you had some of you had your

712
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: last one on one not of financed conversation with Austin

713
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: and didn't even know it.

714
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: That's so true.

715
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 1: That was the end. That was the last time that

716
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: you have a conversation without wearing a ring on your

717
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 1: finger and knowing what the future looks like.

718
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: That's pretty wild and that nuts.

719
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:28,400
Speaker 1: There's always a final time. Oh, but that's not a

720
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: bad thing because it leads to the next chapter, which

721
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: is now every conversation you've had since that moment is

722
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: a conversation you have full in the full knowledge your Yeah, teas,

723
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,879
Speaker 1: So you get to the place you're wearing a hat.

724
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:45,840
Speaker 2: Wearing a hat.

725
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: They he told us the plan what was his secret

726
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:52,479
Speaker 1: plan once you were there?

727
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 2: The secret plan was, well, first we watched a welcome

728
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: video that you and I happened to be in.

729
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: Oh I feature in this. I love what I'm.

730
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 2: Involved in the steward and I was like, oh my god.

731
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: What Speaking of which sidebar, we'll jump back to your

732
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: little wedding thing. But you know I'm writing that Archie

733
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:16,440
Speaker 1: meats Jane's. So I just got the pages that have you, Millie,

734
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: your character really and you know, it's like the Archie

735
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: house style. They all kind of look like an Archie character,

736
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: but they gave you your little fucking and it looks

737
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: like you really. And I also did like, there's a

738
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 1: flashback to Emma from Clerks too, so Mom is drawn

739
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: in the style as well. But he did a really

740
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: good job like capturing you. It's kind of sweet. Anyways,

741
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: back to whatever is going on in your life, all right?

742
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: So they ask us what we want to who we

743
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 2: want to go see first, and Austin knows that cows

744
00:41:55,280 --> 00:42:00,200
Speaker 2: are my most favorite of all of the animals, of

745
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 2: all the animals, and so he's like, let's just do

746
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 2: pigs and then cows and sounds.

747
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: Like a teenage farm boy bes friends after some corn squeezes.

748
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: Oh god, let's just do pigs cows. Oh my god.

749
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: And in the twenties I should say, oh my god, sure,

750
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,720
Speaker 1: nothing like that happens nowadays.

751
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 2: All Right, I'm gonna start ignoring you. So in my mind,

752
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 2: David was really excited to see these pigs, and so

753
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,560
Speaker 2: it was all about the pigs. And I was like,

754
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: very focused on hopefully this. I was like, hopefully this

755
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: visit changes some perspectives, you know what I'm.

756
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: Saying, because he's a not a vegan.

757
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: Yes, Jaden and David are not.

758
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:51,960
Speaker 1: Vegan, so they will engage with bacon. They do bacon,

759
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: they are bacon.

760
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: And I was hoping that this trip would change a

761
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: few things for them. So that's what I was focused on.

762
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 2: And I was like, the our guide was giving us facts, facts,

763
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 2: was dropping straight facts, and I was just yeah, the

764
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: guy I knew too.

765
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: Everybody knew except you.

766
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 2: Everybody knew everybody. Yes, That's how I fucking felt. I

767
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 2: was like, wait, you also knew this cow, did you know?

768
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,799
Speaker 1: Dixon was like I'm in on it.

769
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 2: Dixon was like, bitch, why do you think I'm sitting here?

770
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't call me Dixon. Otherwise they could call

771
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: me Dix off bitch. I have Dixie.

772
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 2: He got cute. Oh my god. But we saw the

773
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 2: pigs waved to the goats, and then we I don't know,

774
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 2: we couldn't go see the goats for some reason.

775
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,240
Speaker 1: You were forbidden.

776
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. The goats were like on their own.

777
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, they were like Sunday.

778
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess black samonas.

779
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: They can't be bothered. It's like William, the coats are like,

780
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: You're like, I mean I want to, but like, I

781
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: think those goats are practicing Satan him over there.

782
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 2: I feel like we kind of got to give our

783
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 2: attention over there.

784
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I'm all for fucking marriage, but that

785
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,720
Speaker 1: might be a Baham type situation of it. I gotta go.

786
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 2: We went to the cows and I got it.

787
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: There was and then he's like, oh, fucking defeated by Satan.

788
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: From now on, I vow my life to Sweet Christ

789
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: and the power of the angels, and it becomes a

790
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: Catholic super and you're just a part of the origin story.

791
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 2: So there was one cow sitting by himself, and then

792
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: all the cows were yes, that's stickson, and all the

793
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,720
Speaker 2: other cows were on the other side. They were eating.

794
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 2: They were chilling, like, we.

795
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: Don't dig romance. We heard what's going down. We don't

796
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: want to part.

797
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:16,080
Speaker 2: Dixon was just sitting there and we went over and

798
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 2: I was I got on the ground and I was

799
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 2: petting him and giving him cases and hugging him. And

800
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,960
Speaker 2: then Austin was like, can you stand up? And I

801
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 2: was like, sure, I guess, but I'm kind of hugging cow.

802
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 2: And I stood up and then he got down on

803
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: one knee and he proposed to me.

804
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: What did he say?

805
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 2: He said, he was really sweet. He said something like

806
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:53,360
Speaker 2: ever since because backstory, when Austin tried to tell me

807
00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 2: that he loved me, we were at a Cure concert

808
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 2: and seriously, yeah, nineteen and he really wanted to tell

809
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 2: me he loved me during the concert, but he broke

810
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: down and had like fucking cried on the floor.

811
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: At the Cure concert, even though the man on stage

812
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,920
Speaker 1: is like, boys down cry literally there's a fucking wrong.

813
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 4: Literally, it was it was funny day.

814
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:41,879
Speaker 2: He's literally crying on the floor. And so when he proposed,

815
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 2: he was like ever since the day that we saw

816
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 2: the Cure, And I tried to tell you that I

817
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 2: loved you. I was so overcome with emotion because I

818
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 2: knew that you were going to be my person. And

819
00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 2: he asked me to marry him.

820
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and wow. He was like, so will you

821
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: beat my wife?

822
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 2: You being my wife?

823
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: Or I would like to hit your hand? How did

824
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: he phrase it?

825
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: Honestly, I can't remember that part, because you were.

826
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: Like, and I've seen the video, and I've seen the

827
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: picture Jada and David, since they were framed up to

828
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 1: take a ostensibly to take a photo of them with

829
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,480
Speaker 1: the cow. They had cameras on.

830
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 2: The actual I was just taking a picture with the cow.

831
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: Jada had the like the camera, the still camera, and

832
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: David was running video. So I saw the video and yeah,

833
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: at a certain point, you're just like and he was,

834
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 1: he said, I.

835
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 2: Could not believe. I blacked out. I was so I

836
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 2: never saw that coming in a million years. I was

837
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 2: so fucking shocked. I was just petting a cow and

838
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 2: I never, I never, in my wildest dream, was expected

839
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 2: to be getting engaged.

840
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: So utterly romantic.

841
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much.

842
00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: I don't want to milk it. But he's a good boy.

843
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 2: That is the house out there. The whole time. Yeah,

844
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 2: him never got up.

845
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: I was just like, look, man, fucking I was just

846
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,760
Speaker 1: I was just chilling out a lazy Sunday, and fucking

847
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: engagement broke out all over man. Shit. He was just

848
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 1: trying to hang yeah, and I was like, oh, these

849
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: two were getting married. Good for them.

850
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: I'm just going to sit here.

851
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,399
Speaker 1: He's like, you know what, I found it kind of moving? Oh,

852
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: very nice, pretty emmotion.

853
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're up to four.

854
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: All right, So you're twenty five on the cusp of

855
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: twenty six and a was he twenty nine? He's not thirty,

856
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:50,399
Speaker 1: is he?

857
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:51,800
Speaker 2: He's going to be thirty in August.

858
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: In August, it's twenty nine. So a twenty nine year

859
00:48:55,680 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: old young man proposes to you after five and a

860
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 1: half years of a relationship. You've been living with them

861
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 1: for many years, at least five of those five and

862
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: a half, if not the entire five and a half. Yeah,

863
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: you have a home together, share cats, a rabbit.

864
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 2: We have four cats and a rabbit.

865
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: Does it feel different?

866
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 2: It feels so different. I can't stop every single time

867
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: I see my ring, I'm just like, I'm engaged. I

868
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: can't every single time. I just can't believe it. I'm

869
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 2: a fiance.

870
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'd taken the shinaway. I love it, But like,

871
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: didn't you knew this was always?

872
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 2: I just had no idea was it was going to

873
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 2: come now. If you asked me how I thought my

874
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 2: march was going to go at the beginning of the month,

875
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 2: it wasn't like this.

876
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: True.

877
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 2: I really had no fucking idea.

878
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: It's weird that we knew something you did, even for

879
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 1: four days. Apparently Nanapup knew much longer, but even for

880
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: four days, it was I felt a little dishonest, like

881
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: not telling you, although I was never in a billion

882
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: years would I spoil them.

883
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 2: I'm glad you felt that way though, that way, there

884
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 2: are no secrets between us.

885
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, the same way that like when I if I

886
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: have a dream about eating like meat, that I wake

887
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, I feel like I cheated on

888
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 1: her or something like that. I did feel like it's

889
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: weird knowing something like about your future that deeply profoundly

890
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: affect your future ahead of you and not share it

891
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: with you. But what a like horrible fucking betrayal that

892
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: would have been to share it with you? Oh that'd

893
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: be crazy in that surprise, How often does anyone get

894
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 1: surprised in this life?

895
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:55,760
Speaker 2: I told Austin that the most, the thing I wanted

896
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: the most when I got proposed to was I just

897
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 2: wanted to be so surprised. I did not want to

898
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: see it come in.

899
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: That's why I think if he'd been like, let's go

900
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: to Disney, you might have smelt it in the air.

901
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:14,440
Speaker 2: And also, a farm sanctuary was just the most perfect place.

902
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 2: It means so much to me, being around, being around cows,

903
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 2: being around all the sweet babies, and I just couldn't

904
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 2: think of a better place. I wouldn't want it to

905
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 2: be Disney.

906
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: What what do you think other than you know, you

907
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 1: look at your ring and you're like, wow, what is

908
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: was different? What makes it different?

909
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 2: Suddenly there's like this whole other part of life where

910
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 2: we're going to have a wedding and get married and

911
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: I have an engagement party in all these crazy but

912
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,240
Speaker 2: all these things that didn't exist like a few days

913
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 2: ago suddenly exists.

914
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: A factor in your life.

915
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like so fun to think about and be like,

916
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 2: oh my god, they work working.

917
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: Get married. Once the parties are done, and the yeah,

918
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: you know, fucking back to living. But now as a

919
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: couple bound in holy matrimony, and so it'll go from

920
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: being your fiance be like this has been pev me?

921
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: Is it? Uh? You know you're twenty five, you're gonna

922
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: be twenty six, I knowing you know myself and knowing

923
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 1: we're cut from the same cloth, Like I'm very deeply romanic.

924
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: Is this everything you dreamed about since you started dreaming

925
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:51,479
Speaker 1: about this kind of shit?

926
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, this was I never when I was younger,

927
00:52:56,200 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: I never like dreamed about a wedding or you never. Yeah,

928
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,239
Speaker 2: it was never like a big thing for me.

929
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: You were more ammals ammals animals than like I, you know,

930
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: imagine I get married and the prince.

931
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 2: And aminals and but I love being surprised, so like

932
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 2: that is one of my favorite things in life. Like

933
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 2: I love surprises. It's like the if my love language

934
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: could be surprises.

935
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,439
Speaker 1: That's the move.

936
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 2: It just is Like so I don't know, it just

937
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 2: means so much to me, And wait, why was I

938
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 2: saying that? So just being surprised, being that surprised was

939
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 2: what I was dreaming about, Like I wasn't necessarily dreaming

940
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 2: about like a big wedding or what or whatever, Like

941
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 2: I just I was like, Wow, maybe one day I'll

942
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:01,800
Speaker 2: be so surprised, and I was, and it was crazy.

943
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,840
Speaker 1: Well, fuck, now that now he set the bar. He

944
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: has to keep surprising you, I know, because it is

945
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: clearly this wouldn't be the first time he surprised you.

946
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,399
Speaker 2: But then oh and then we he was like, we're

947
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 2: getting engaged and we are going to Malibu for two days.

948
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: After that was like a celebration.

949
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:27,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was just talking Malibu.

950
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They it's reopened. You can go the.

951
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 2: Part that we went to. Yeah, we were just like

952
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 2: by the hotel, so we didn't really see anything.

953
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: I was the hotel. They were unaffected.

954
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 2: They were unaffected. It's the hotel that Austin asked me

955
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 2: to be his girlfriend at, the Surf Rider.

956
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: Is there more than one hotel on the water down there?

957
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 2: It's across the street from the water, the Surf Rider is.

958
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:02,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was at one with your mom. That's

959
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 1: like on the water.

960
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one's right across the street from it.

961
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 1: It was across the street and it's still got spared

962
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: from the fire.

963
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

964
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: Incredible, Oh my god, was meant to be. So you

965
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: go there for like what Monday and Tuesday just showing

966
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: him we're fucking and show.

967
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:24,040
Speaker 2: Up just you and we were. It's a really small

968
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 2: hotel and we were in the same room that he

969
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 2: asked me to be his girlfriend and also.

970
00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: Get at it.

971
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,240
Speaker 2: Here's crazy.

972
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,440
Speaker 1: Did did he pick that on purpose? No?

973
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 2: It was it just happened. It was crazy.

974
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: The did you guys go to the beach and across

975
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: the highway and go to the beach or.

976
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 2: No, we saw the beach, so we did not go

977
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 2: in the sound.

978
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: Well if you went to the beach, if you're at

979
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 1: a hotel on the beach, you didn't go on the beach.

980
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: But did you do the whole time?

981
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 2: Well? I had an audition.

982
00:55:55,320 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: Why seriously, that what kids call sex these days? I audition.

983
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: Then I had another audition, page five auditions while I

984
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: was there. Oh my god, you had a what a

985
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:12,120
Speaker 1: page and a half monologue? Yes that you did during

986
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: that whoa, Like there's a time to put it down

987
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: and like, I fuck it? Like you know you only

988
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 1: get engaged once and ship look at you still working on.

989
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,680
Speaker 2: I gotta grind man man, got a grind.

990
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: Rise and grind man. So you did that? You did

991
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: some fucking.

992
00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:33,280
Speaker 2: We went to No Boo that was crazy. The vegan

993
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 2: ship they did, and that was amazing.

994
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: Did he eat the vegan ship? Or is he allowed

995
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: to eat fish? And you don't go like, what the fuck?

996
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: Right now, it's don't give a fuck what he does

997
00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 1: for the rest of his life. He made me happy,

998
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: you put a ring on it.

999
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 2: I don't love it obviously for now, for now, one

1000
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:54,760
Speaker 2: day he'll be vegan.

1001
00:56:55,080 --> 00:57:00,200
Speaker 1: Can I tell you, yes, No, you're gonna have adding

1002
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: wedding traditional like fucking like somebody. I'm sure I'll be

1003
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: the priest. No, no, I told you. I already said

1004
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 1: to your mom. I was like, I ain't being the officiant.

1005
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: I said, I get to be the father's bride walking

1006
00:57:15,239 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: down the aisle and ship like that. But once I

1007
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: walking down the aisle and then you're there with him

1008
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: and stuff, and you guys are having this blessed moment

1009
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:29,760
Speaker 1: when the officiant priest or otherwise says, if there is

1010
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: anyone who knows why these two should not be wed

1011
00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: in holy matchmony, speak now or forever hold your peace.

1012
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 2: You're gonna crab walk in.

1013
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 1: I thought, what if I was just like, yes, this

1014
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: isn't this isn't so much an objection, But she owes

1015
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: me money. How do I How.

1016
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 2: Do I contact her?

1017
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,680
Speaker 1: How do I collect before this happens? I mean this

1018
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 1: sounds expensive. Should I get my money first?

1019
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 2: Do you want to give it to me? Now?

1020
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:17,000
Speaker 1: First money in? First money out? No? I mean, God,

1021
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 1: bless me.

1022
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 2: Only take a second.

1023
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 1: She owes me money. I don't know what else I know.

1024
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, this is embarrassing, but we get just to

1025
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 4: talk about it in advance, so wait, I'll wait for it.

1026
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: People are like, oh, they're doing a sketch. I'm like,

1027
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: it's not sketch.

1028
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, crab walk out of here, crab walk all

1029
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 2: the way on out. I want my money now.

1030
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: If you were watching the show that Kevin Smith called

1031
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: dot Com, you would see me crab walk in and

1032
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 1: the craw crad walk out. But if you're one of

1033
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: those people that just listens to it. Number one, I'm

1034
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,120
Speaker 1: sorry about all the ads. Oh my god, there's so

1035
00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: many ads.

1036
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 2: So sorry about that.

1037
00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: That's just the iHeart way. I think it's iHeart ads.

1038
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 2: We love I heeart though.

1039
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, why you're like, I need to be gamefully employed,

1040
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,280
Speaker 1: about to get married. I got a wedding to pay for.

1041
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: You're paying for your own wedding. Yeah, yeah, I believe

1042
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:21,840
Speaker 1: traditionally the bride's family is on the hook for that

1043
00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: sort of thing.

1044
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 2: Is that?

1045
00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 1: So, man, let me tell you something I don't mind.

1046
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: Here's why only got one. I gotta do this again.

1047
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 2: What if Bird gets married?

1048
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: Bird is cute? Bird is eso cute. Look of that

1049
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:45,680
Speaker 1: sleeping angel she's like to get married.

1050
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 2: If you were watching the show, you could see a

1051
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 2: sleeping angel.

1052
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: You see her sitting there in the bed, dreaming of

1053
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: a boy as good as often what a good man.

1054
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 2: Him is is such good met.

1055
00:59:57,920 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I told him I was. You didn't have to

1056
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 1: ask for permission. It was very sweeties. But that's how

1057
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: much I gotta pay you to take her off her hands?

1058
01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, mister begging me to move back into the house.

1059
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: When she came home. So they got you know, it

1060
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 1: all happened at Farm Sanctuary. And then Austin and Jada

1061
01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: and David did not tell Harley that we knew.

1062
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 2: Austin was like, so your family doesn't know yet, and

1063
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.

1064
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: So even after then, the lies continued.

1065
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:33,439
Speaker 2: They it continued, but it was another surprise. But he

1066
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:35,120
Speaker 2: said that you guys didn't know, and I was like,

1067
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 2: on the outside, I was like okay, but on the

1068
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 2: inside I was like, oh my god, my mom's gonna

1069
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 2: freak the fuck out.

1070
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 1: Yes.

1071
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,000
Speaker 2: I was like she's gonna be so bad.

1072
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: Not one I owed it of. You was like, oh

1073
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:51,439
Speaker 1: my god, Dad for any way, shape or form, no,

1074
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: because you were like, fuck, he rolls with everything, man.

1075
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1076
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: But her, you were like she didn't get her part.

1077
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1078
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: But then so the whole ride home, like, what do

1079
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: you think she might have been like, oh, well, fucking no, no, no.

1080
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 2: Well I thought she'd be like so mad at Austin

1081
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 2: for not telling her, even.

1082
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 1: If it went down that way, I don't think it

1083
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: would have. But she, oh, she knew. She was like,

1084
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that. Yeah, Yet what did we get?

1085
01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: We should we get food? Did you go get this food?

1086
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: I was like, how about instead of fucking food, because

1087
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,920
Speaker 1: you don't know when they're going to get there, let's

1088
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: just get a cake? The cakes and so she was like, sweet,

1089
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: AJ makes a cake. We get first. She was like, uh,

1090
01:01:35,440 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: you know, the only place to go is Aaron McKenna.

1091
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: I was like, I would rather eat a dead rat.

1092
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:52,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've nothing against Sartana. It's just not

1093
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:59,000
Speaker 1: Papa Ganache back in Jersey. Oh my. So I was like,

1094
01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: nowhere McKenna and she was like, well, what about Lady Jane.

1095
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,919
Speaker 1: I was like, do they do vegan? And she said

1096
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 1: to me and she gets in touch with them, She's like,

1097
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 1: didn't you La and do a chocolate whe should we get?

1098
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, answer that question is always

1099
01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:18,160
Speaker 1: why not both? And I said, on one cake you

1100
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: can put the gratulations Hardley in Austin. The other cake

1101
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,000
Speaker 1: you can put gratulations Austin and Harley that one. And

1102
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: your mom fucking love that. She was like, oh, do

1103
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 1: keep them. It was like, yes, you have enough money

1104
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:35,240
Speaker 1: for two cakes. Everyone is happy. We are a two

1105
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:35,920
Speaker 1: cake family.

1106
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 2: It was so sweet.

1107
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: So the kid comes in and meanwhile I'm here, gen

1108
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 1: zer Nana Popper here as well, and I guess and

1109
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:48,280
Speaker 1: the dogs.

1110
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 2: The dogs were there.

1111
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,520
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. So then they get back and

1112
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 1: we're upstairs waiting, and then Jada and David come in

1113
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 1: ahead of the kids, kind of get in position to

1114
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 1: take more pictures and ship We're hiding around a wall.

1115
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,760
Speaker 1: Harley's coming all the way up to the top stairs.

1116
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,560
Speaker 1: And what's going through your head? Oh my god, they

1117
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: don't know. Well.

1118
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, it's so quiet and here, and

1119
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 2: then I.

1120
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:18,280
Speaker 1: Was like, oh, we should have had a fight as

1121
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: you guys are coming up the stairs. I should have

1122
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: been like, well you're a fucking bitch. How about that?

1123
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: And the worst fucking thing I ever did, We'll get it,

1124
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,880
Speaker 1: like fucking that would have been amazing.

1125
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would have ran back down. I've

1126
01:03:30,200 --> 01:03:32,360
Speaker 2: been like, god, damn it, I don't live here anymore.

1127
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 2: I'll gotta deal with a bike.

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01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that would have ruined the moment, but it

1129
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: would have been fucking funny. So we were hiding right

1130
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 1: around the wall and we heard them come all the

1131
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: way up. So when did you see the cakes? Start

1132
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: to register? See cakes? Jennifer got a bunch of roads. Yeah.

1133
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:50,440
Speaker 2: I saw flowers and I saw cakes, and I.

1134
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 1: Was like, before you even saw the top of the cakes.

1135
01:03:53,360 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 2: You were like yeah. I was like, okay, the he

1136
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 2: d know we popped out and she goes.

1137
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was it was like a crazy you know,

1138
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: it's a big fucking moment and one will only get

1139
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: to do once. It's not like, well, next time, when

1140
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: Harley's sister or brother gets engaged. Well, no to do

1141
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: this like, this is it, this is it and it

1142
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: couldn't have gone better. I couldn't ask for a better

1143
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: son in law. And I know you know, I've seen

1144
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,120
Speaker 1: your relationship man like you too give a fuck about

1145
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 1: each other in a big, bad way. We really do,

1146
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 1: really do. It's a great partnership them so much. Hopefully

1147
01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 1: you're seeing as ask every day for the rest of

1148
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:42,439
Speaker 1: your goddamn life.

1149
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,560
Speaker 2: That's crazy crazy, just crazy enough.

1150
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:52,920
Speaker 1: To work, crazy, yes, but no crazier than that. What

1151
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: motherfucker did with that rocky check cell on even to

1152
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,800
Speaker 1: walk away from this episode of Beardless stickles me with anything.

1153
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:05,840
Speaker 1: It's that people aren't scrupulous.

1154
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 2: On eBay, may not be able.

1155
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:13,080
Speaker 1: To be trusted, but love conquers all off of the bank.

1156
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 2: What a beautiful message.

1157
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: I only have one kid, and you always hope for

1158
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: the best, and naturally we have tried to provide best

1159
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: for as long as we possibly, you know could from

1160
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: the moment we heard about your existence every day of

1161
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 1: your life and stuff in terms of like trying to

1162
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, fucking make things better, give you a better

1163
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 1: education than we ad fucking like, you know, just you're

1164
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:46,480
Speaker 1: supposed to try to make your kids' lives fifty percent

1165
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:50,760
Speaker 1: better than yours. That's the aim and shit. So in

1166
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: terms of you know, having been there from the jump

1167
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,240
Speaker 1: with skin in the game and tested in your happiness,

1168
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: there's no part of this that doesn't elate me in

1169
01:06:07,320 --> 01:06:11,840
Speaker 1: terms of how it went down and how happy it

1170
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 1: clearly makes you, how happy he clearly makes you. I mean,

1171
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: but that part we've known for a long time. But

1172
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,040
Speaker 1: the new information is like the guy was like, let's

1173
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:25,160
Speaker 1: make this official, and you weren't like, well, I don't know. No,

1174
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: you're way into it. I know twenty five, you're gonna

1175
01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 1: be twenty six in a couple of months. Yes, you're

1176
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 1: not getting married anytime soon.

1177
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Probably like a year and a half,

1178
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:39,880
Speaker 2: two years engagement.

1179
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:42,040
Speaker 1: You don't want to have one of those super long

1180
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:50,600
Speaker 1: engagements though. No, man, big, big life moves, So happy

1181
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 1: for you.

1182
01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 2: Big moves.

1183
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:52,960
Speaker 1: Are you happy?

1184
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:54,040
Speaker 2: I'm so happy?

1185
01:06:54,400 --> 01:07:00,360
Speaker 1: Time of your life, kiddo. Boy, oh boy, man, you

1186
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 1: know I could do another hour on how Just the

1187
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:11,040
Speaker 1: other day you're a little kid in a diaper, crawling

1188
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:15,560
Speaker 1: across the floor an ocean port, stopping fucking and dancing

1189
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:22,800
Speaker 1: when law and orders starting. And now you do that

1190
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 1: like in a music video where you're like you scared me,

1191
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: And now when you do that on stage, you'll do

1192
01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: it with a ring on your finger.

1193
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,760
Speaker 2: That's crazy, Nuts, that's so crazy.

1194
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:42,840
Speaker 1: Your first live performance with Cinnamon you'll have a ring

1195
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:50,760
Speaker 1: on your finger. Nuts. Man, that is such happy news.

1196
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,720
Speaker 1: And I mean I don't know, I do know because

1197
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: I saw your Instagram people were very positive about it. Yeah,

1198
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: mine as well. There wasn't like a bunch of people

1199
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:02,000
Speaker 1: going like so fucker.

1200
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 2: Everyone was like, oh, it was very nice. Yeah, it

1201
01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,080
Speaker 2: was very nice.

1202
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:11,840
Speaker 1: You know, Happiness is a warm puppy, as Charles.

1203
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:16,120
Speaker 2: Schultz said, or warm, a warm puppy.

1204
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:20,240
Speaker 1: That's what. There's a Charlie Brown hugg and snoopy and

1205
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: happiness is a warm puppy.

1206
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:25,320
Speaker 2: I think that was mois warm sometimes, No.

1207
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 1: Charlie, Charles Schultz never said happiness is a warm cat.

1208
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 1: Nobody ever said, because there's this thing as a warm cat,

1209
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:37,639
Speaker 1: warm sometimes wet fire, warm and cat don't go together.

1210
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 1: Happiness is a cold and different cat.

1211
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:45,599
Speaker 2: Yes, no, I loving little cat.

1212
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:48,840
Speaker 1: You don't need any fucking warmth or affection from your cats.

1213
01:08:48,960 --> 01:08:52,679
Speaker 1: You get it from your from your your Beyonce. Yeah,

1214
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 1: your human puppy.

1215
01:08:54,439 --> 01:08:55,439
Speaker 2: He is a human puppy.

1216
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:02,120
Speaker 1: He puffed the human puppy, A puff the human A

1217
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 1: finance the girl. Oh my god, he told her that

1218
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: he would make her the happiest in the world.

1219
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 2: That's really good.

1220
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: You're very easily impressed. Whenever I rhyme words, man, I

1221
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,599
Speaker 1: really am I feel you make me feel like eminem,

1222
01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,600
Speaker 1: make me feel like this ship is eight mile and

1223
01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:29,200
Speaker 1: ship mom spaghetti just as good as I hope I

1224
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:33,040
Speaker 1: make you feel as good about yourself as you make

1225
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 1: me feel from time to time where you get impressed

1226
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: that I'm not an idiot, Like, oh my god, that

1227
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:44,240
Speaker 1: was a good lyric. Those Cinnamon songs, they could use

1228
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 1: a hook, all right, Come in, you know I can

1229
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: sink back up, or every once in a while, take

1230
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: my own track, you know, like Ringo had his own track.

1231
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to.

1232
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 1: Under the Sea in enough to poos his god you

1233
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,360
Speaker 1: call it a novelty version, whatever the fuck, But like,

1234
01:10:03,479 --> 01:10:05,080
Speaker 1: let me rock one, let me sing.

1235
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 2: One song for Cinnamon, and thank you so much for

1236
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:12,000
Speaker 2: coming to be list Let me write Oh You're a star.

1237
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:15,320
Speaker 1: You scare me.

1238
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 2: Rookie here, get out of here.

1239
01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:27,479
Speaker 1: My little girl's all grown up and getting engaged kids,

1240
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:33,400
Speaker 1: or in the words of Mushu, my little girls all

1241
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:34,799
Speaker 1: grown up and saving China.

1242
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:36,360
Speaker 2: Exactly.

1243
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 1: That's how I feel right now, as proud as Mousho

1244
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: Bulan took on the Army of what's his name? Oh yeah,

1245
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,840
Speaker 1: because that's the name of the character in Jane so

1246
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:54,599
Speaker 1: Bob Reboot. Oh really, yeah, it's the name. I took

1247
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,880
Speaker 1: that name from Mulan from The Bad Guy Mulan, Oh

1248
01:10:57,040 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 1: my god, the soldier from the Mountain scar That was

1249
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:10,639
Speaker 1: Jose Ferrer's son, Miguel Farrer, who acted at a number

1250
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:14,439
Speaker 1: of things, but one of my favorite was he played

1251
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:18,920
Speaker 1: Albert on Twin Peaks, the forensics expert who's like so

1252
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 1: fucking cold and indifferent. So like, you know, they're having

1253
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,320
Speaker 1: a fight over the dead body of Laura Palmer and stuff,

1254
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,720
Speaker 1: and they're like, she's they she's supposed to have me

1255
01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,679
Speaker 1: at a funeral and stuff, but he's like getting ready

1256
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 1: to cut into her head and ship, and he's just like,

1257
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,800
Speaker 1: let me explain something to you. You can have a

1258
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 1: funeral any old time you dig a hole, you throw

1259
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,120
Speaker 1: a body into it. What I need to do right

1260
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:44,040
Speaker 1: now requires precision timing. So if you'll leave me alone,

1261
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,559
Speaker 1: I will get to my work. Want to end then

1262
01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:52,040
Speaker 1: the fucking cop atasim and shy of that has nothing

1263
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:59,000
Speaker 1: to do with your getting engaged another whatsoever. You just

1264
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,840
Speaker 1: the soldier from the mountain. This is your Mulan moment, motherfucker.

1265
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:03,600
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1266
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 1: This is you, fucking you know, launching the firework that

1267
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: fucking creates an avalanche that takes out the hun army.

1268
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,400
Speaker 2: Dude, well, who are you in the story? The unsupportive dad?

1269
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:21,639
Speaker 1: Oh, no, supportive d fucking nuts. Yeah, I'm the dad.

1270
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: I will look unsupportive dad. He just didn't want to

1271
01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,040
Speaker 1: get hurt and ship. You think he's a bad guy

1272
01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:30,840
Speaker 1: in the story, not fucking shan you and ship, Oh

1273
01:12:30,920 --> 01:12:33,560
Speaker 1: my god, he learns and grows by the end. The

1274
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,560
Speaker 1: father is just like, that's the true greatest honor of

1275
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 1: my life is having you for a daughter. That's how

1276
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:44,680
Speaker 1: I feel very happy for you.

1277
01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:45,479
Speaker 2: Thanks.

1278
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 1: I know I'm going to be losing a podcast partner,

1279
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:52,760
Speaker 1: but I'll be gaining a married podcast partner, so you'll

1280
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 1: have perspective that you don't have right now.

1281
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,240
Speaker 2: Fantastic bringing some ship to.

1282
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,960
Speaker 1: The tables marketable skills. If we do one of the

1283
01:13:00,120 --> 01:13:02,880
Speaker 1: lifestyle podcast, I gotta pitch for your next episode. Where

1284
01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,519
Speaker 1: when we hit episode fifty two of this we end

1285
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:10,160
Speaker 1: it and start a brand new show. Why not nobody?

1286
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: We can nobody fucking you know what I'm saying. Okay, like,

1287
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:19,080
Speaker 1: now you're financed, you shouldn't be on something with the

1288
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:20,160
Speaker 1: word dickless in it.

1289
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.

1290
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 1: That's for the sayre a lady, she's a light day.

1291
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:30,400
Speaker 1: She oi, she's a light day. She is just through

1292
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 1: lavender at my dad laugh ininder blue, dely dely laugh

1293
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:43,200
Speaker 1: nder green. No, old fucking some old bullshit.

1294
01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're stalling right now.

1295
01:13:46,680 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 1: I don't want to end because when the show ends

1296
01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:51,720
Speaker 1: and then then you're a grown up married, then.

1297
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 2: The after show starts.

1298
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,280
Speaker 1: That's true. We got an after show, kids. More of

1299
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 1: this is gonna go on. We're gonna review this show

1300
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: and talk more about fucking what to expect when you're

1301
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:05,200
Speaker 1: expecting dot dot dot to get married within two years.

1302
01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,840
Speaker 1: The book I'm working on, see if I can get

1303
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 1: that title clear legally. Yes, so there it is. Kids.

1304
01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:20,840
Speaker 4: Oh my god, my little girl, my little girl has

1305
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 4: found up boy and.

1306
01:14:23,600 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 1: That boyson.

1307
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:32,800
Speaker 2: Was that to the tune of the Christmas song. It

1308
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 2: sounded like you're like five.

1309
01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,920
Speaker 1: I just kept using that over and over. It's not bad.

1310
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,600
Speaker 1: I wonder if anyone's ever done that, because that's everybody's

1311
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: favorite part of it is. It is a bit where

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Speaker 1: he's like, oh, people will run in from other rooms

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Speaker 1: for that five golden rings pilot five God. So you

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Speaker 1: could literally do a whole song just of that part.

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Speaker 1: It's a good part, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: part of my God, she's garde. Uh there it is. Man,

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Speaker 1: there's your beardless dickless me. Special edition for this week,

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Speaker 1: Harley Quinn Comma no longer an innocent little girl Dash

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Speaker 1: a wife to be Comma the woman in John.

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Speaker 2: The woman in charge is or else the woman in charge.

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Speaker 1: Wow, how lovely is to have watched your entire lifespan

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Speaker 1: up until this moment. As it continues forward and new

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Speaker 1: ship keeps happening, it's crazy as a longtime fan fully

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Speaker 1: approve of this new chapter.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. It's going to go to a wedding that

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Speaker 2: you are probably gonna pay for it.

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Speaker 1: I need your job, your job fast. You can't get

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Speaker 1: married for a little while. I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say the wedding can depend on whenever

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Speaker 2: the person think it.

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Speaker 1: Really, I mean, you gotta wait until I make something

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Speaker 1: profitable and like that. Yeah, and that might not even

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Speaker 1: be a Jane Sobob movie. I said, profitable.

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Speaker 2: I can wait.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll figure that out. What if I was just

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Speaker 1: like throwing you the wedding of your dreams? Yay, but

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Speaker 1: I had to sell Birdie to do it.

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Speaker 2: He is just like.

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Speaker 1: Allies are supposed to go away from their mothers. So

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Speaker 1: I'm okay with this. This is good for all of us.

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Speaker 2: Love this plan.

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Speaker 1: Co signs are Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn got married.

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew that song Peggy.

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Speaker 2: So got married by cool.

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Speaker 1: Is in Ye. Yeah, here comes the bride. Kids, Look out,

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Speaker 1: close your eyes, put your goggles on. Here comes the bride.

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Speaker 2: You'd you check books that.

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Speaker 1: I pitched the kid away. She can make money on

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Speaker 1: her wedding if we held it its modcastle and sold tickets.

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Speaker 1: She said she'd think about it. There it is. Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's a beardless stickless me. Ah, my friends are beardless

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Speaker 1: stickless me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and Harley Quinsy.

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Speaker 1: Go have yourselves a beardless, sickless day. This has been

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