WEBVTT 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:05.660 Hello, folks, welcome to the final episode of, not of the show, of The Beefa Versary. 00:00:05.680 --> 00:00:10.680 This is, and I discussed this in the episode, this is the eighth or ninth year. 00:00:10.700 --> 00:00:20.380 This is the ninth year Beef Versary, which we started recording about midway through last year, maybe like towards the end of last year. 00:00:20.520 --> 00:00:26.180 I don't remember when, I was down, I was out, stuff was left sitting and unedited. 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:32.540 Anyway, this is the ninth year of the Cinema Beef Podcast. 00:00:33.380 --> 00:00:35.720 Beef Versary, if you will, I hate doing these shows. 00:00:36.260 --> 00:00:37.580 I'll tell you why. 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:49.100 I think Cort has it right, which you'll hear later on the show, Cort Psyops, that when he does his full franchise fest for certain milestones, there's no pressure. 00:00:49.120 --> 00:00:53.660 It's just him and Matt doing something together, and that's fine. 00:00:53.680 --> 00:01:00.520 I think I'm gonna do more of the same, not to copy out the man, I might put a little twist on there and not go full franchise. 00:01:00.620 --> 00:01:08.580 I might go back to this idea, you know, where we celebrate an actor or something for like a series of some kind. 00:01:08.600 --> 00:01:09.660 I don't even know. 00:01:09.880 --> 00:01:10.920 We'll see how it goes. 00:01:11.380 --> 00:01:16.900 But coming up this, I think it's April or May? 00:01:16.940 --> 00:01:17.860 It might be May. 00:01:18.260 --> 00:01:26.120 We'll be starting our 10th year of the Cinema Beef Podcast of non-consecutive programming, lost shows. 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:35.240 But if you've stuck it out with us for this nine years so far, going into the 10th year, bless you, love you. 00:01:36.800 --> 00:01:41.580 Thanks for listening to the band Dyrham Bullshit that goes with this show. 00:01:41.960 --> 00:01:44.220 It's not like a real swan song, but it's not. 00:01:44.240 --> 00:01:48.840 I'm more motivated now than ever to get content out to you guys. 00:01:49.540 --> 00:01:51.240 I'm very excited about that, too. 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:59.260 But this show in particular, I won't go into too many pleasantries as far as what I've been watching or reviewing a small thing. 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:07.240 But if you haven't seen Project Wolfhunting, I'd recommend a nice file in time with that South Korean picture. 00:02:07.600 --> 00:02:09.000 Go check it out. 00:02:10.980 --> 00:02:21.520 But yeah, this show, the third part of the brief anniversary is packed and stacked with four solid reviews, two shorter ones, two longer ones. 00:02:21.540 --> 00:02:30.920 I think the one's longer, I don't recall, but you'll get the last two reviews of the Christopher Guest oeuvre so far. 00:02:30.940 --> 00:02:35.500 We always make more, which is for your consideration. 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:39.000 And mascots, we do those. 00:02:39.860 --> 00:02:43.620 And I will say this about the show, this is Sans Iris this time around. 00:02:43.820 --> 00:02:47.160 She wasn't here for this, and I forget what she had going on. 00:02:47.180 --> 00:02:54.640 I think she was in California, doing California stuff, and possibly meeting up with Mike, because why wouldn't you? 00:02:54.700 --> 00:02:56.580 I don't remember what's going on there. 00:02:57.140 --> 00:02:59.660 But she wasn't here for these reviews. 00:03:01.320 --> 00:03:22.800 But in this episode, you will also get, not in this order, mind you, a crippled theater, which me and Ricky were doing for these, and we may continue doing as little side projects, it'd be a lot of fun, I think, where we did this post-apocalyptic film about teens, fighting a gang or something, sort of, with their little robot called Wire to Kill. 00:03:22.820 --> 00:03:28.500 Excited for you guys to hear that, because that is a mess of a film that has some potential. 00:03:28.740 --> 00:03:29.980 And yeah. 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:46.500 And finally, and this is what you'll hear first on this particular episode, because Valentine's, what was this past Tuesday, some of you guys may not have a sweetie, I'm one of those people, but I have lots of people I'm sweet on. 00:03:47.360 --> 00:03:59.800 This is for the people like that, and whoever wants to listen, this is our Valentine's hangover review of a special film in both of our lives, and we hope you dig it. 00:03:59.820 --> 00:04:00.500 Here it is. 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:01.780 Really? 00:04:02.060 --> 00:04:02.720 What about Jill? 00:04:03.680 --> 00:04:04.700 She was in the Mafia. 00:04:05.760 --> 00:04:06.540 She was in the Mafia? 00:04:06.600 --> 00:04:08.320 Yes, the Cosa Nostra. 00:04:09.000 --> 00:04:11.760 The whole time we went out, she didn't tell me what she did for a living. 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:13.320 Charlie, she was unemployed. 00:04:13.340 --> 00:04:14.160 She didn't have a job. 00:04:14.180 --> 00:04:16.080 Wow, that's just the perfect cover now, isn't it? 00:04:16.500 --> 00:04:17.460 All right, all right. 00:04:17.840 --> 00:04:19.060 What about Pam? 00:04:20.580 --> 00:04:21.660 She smelled like soup. 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:23.160 What does that mean? 00:04:23.180 --> 00:04:25.660 She smelled exactly like beef vegetable soup. 00:04:25.980 --> 00:04:27.580 Charlie, you're paranoid. 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:28.240 You weren't there. 00:04:28.260 --> 00:04:29.520 It's all in your head. 00:04:30.380 --> 00:04:30.560 It is. 00:04:30.580 --> 00:04:30.620 It is. 00:05:33.752 --> 00:05:34.592 Hey, Jane! 00:05:35.092 --> 00:05:38.752 Get me off this crazy thing called love. 00:05:50.107 --> 00:05:59.907 Hello, folks, this is a special, special segment for you all, for all you lovers out there, or non-lovers, or whatever you did on Valentine's Day. 00:05:59.927 --> 00:06:03.787 This is the Valentine's Hangover Review, and I'm very, very proud. 00:06:04.087 --> 00:06:11.267 We did one of these long ago, like a few Christmases ago, for a romantic comedy called Just Friends that we both happened to enjoy. 00:06:11.287 --> 00:06:19.887 And we're gonna do it again for this Valentine's Day, through you guys a bone on this Beef Aversary episode, and hopefully a bone error. 00:06:21.087 --> 00:06:31.687 For another film that we love that has romantic overtones, psychotic overtones and obsessive overtones, we'll talk all about fucking Charlie's problems in this fucking movie. 00:06:33.207 --> 00:06:44.527 So I'm here in Axe Murderer, where I talk about, and to do that, I have enlisted none other than, I think the one guy I could talk about this movie with and just roll with it. 00:06:44.887 --> 00:06:46.667 Uh, Mr. 00:06:46.687 --> 00:06:47.187 Jeffrey X. 00:06:47.207 --> 00:06:48.147 Martin, how you doing, sir? 00:06:48.567 --> 00:06:55.727 Gary, Gary, Gary, please don't put me on blast. 00:06:56.007 --> 00:06:57.627 I'm on your podcast. 00:06:58.087 --> 00:07:00.127 I will say words about this film. 00:07:00.647 --> 00:07:05.007 Iris, get me off to this crazy thing called beef. 00:07:05.547 --> 00:07:08.467 See, I'm not sure if I've heard that or not, though, which is amazing, see. 00:07:08.827 --> 00:07:10.087 I didn't put on blast at all. 00:07:12.507 --> 00:07:14.127 No, that's like, hey, dude, how are you doing? 00:07:14.327 --> 00:07:15.527 Yeah, man, I'm doing fine. 00:07:15.547 --> 00:07:18.367 I'm glad to be, I'm sorry. 00:07:18.727 --> 00:07:24.547 I was just saying, I'm ready to talk about this extremely strange film that I happen to love quite a bit. 00:07:25.367 --> 00:07:27.387 Yeah, if you haven't seen it, we're going to spoil the hell out of it. 00:07:27.407 --> 00:07:30.667 So this is one of those from 1993. 00:07:30.687 --> 00:07:34.867 So I was 12 years old when this came out and I had the VHS. 00:07:34.887 --> 00:07:47.647 I watched it constantly on cable and I had an aunt who would scream at me, you know, when Mike Myers, his father, would scream at the kid in this movie constantly about giving his pants or whatnot. 00:07:47.667 --> 00:07:50.827 I don't know how to scream in the microphone, but you know, it is what it is. 00:07:52.067 --> 00:07:58.447 If you don't know, this film stars Mike Myers, it's Charlie Mackenzie and his father as well in this movie. 00:07:59.507 --> 00:08:27.847 Nancy Travis is Harriet Michaels, Anthony La Paglia, underrated actor in my opinion, as his friend, Tony, Amanda Plummer, as Harry Searose, the amazing Brenda Fricker, we don't appreciate it enough, I don't think, as May, Charlie's mom, Heed, Charlie's little brother, as put on Matt Doherty, may be known as Averman from the Mighty Duck series, and a barrage of comedic people that I love so much. 00:08:29.047 --> 00:08:38.767 Charles Groden shows up in this, David Mazer shows up in this, Steve Wright shows up in this, and of course, one of the best Phil Hartman scenes you'll ever see is in this movie. 00:08:40.167 --> 00:08:42.427 Pissing in these ocular cavities. 00:08:43.147 --> 00:08:43.907 Oh, so good. 00:08:45.627 --> 00:08:46.287 Bitch. 00:08:46.947 --> 00:08:48.507 Pissed in the bitch's eyes. 00:08:48.527 --> 00:08:53.267 This is directed by Tomash Shalami, I think it is. 00:08:53.487 --> 00:08:56.007 Kind of sounds like Salami, but probably, there you go. 00:08:56.027 --> 00:08:58.527 Sure, we'll call him Tommy Salami. 00:08:58.547 --> 00:09:04.907 Tommy Salami did many things for TV, like The West Wing and stuff like that, later on after this. 00:09:05.767 --> 00:09:07.467 Robbie Fox wrote this movie. 00:09:08.627 --> 00:09:13.587 He wrote stuff such as, ooh, don't say Granddaddy Dacre, that's fricking terrible. 00:09:13.607 --> 00:09:15.487 Why would that be in his top credits? 00:09:15.747 --> 00:09:18.287 That just sounds bad, you know? 00:09:18.647 --> 00:09:20.167 But not a lot, which is unfair. 00:09:20.187 --> 00:09:25.487 He wrote the story for In the Army now, which is a film I happen to enjoy too. 00:09:27.827 --> 00:09:37.327 Yeah, I'll kick attacks first, give us his general thoughts and before we dissect this mother, your history with the film and what do you think about it, sir? 00:09:37.787 --> 00:09:43.947 My history with the film is kind of short really, cause I didn't see it in the theater. 00:09:43.947 --> 00:09:51.087 I really didn't see it until, God, not until I got married to Cudi, I don't know, 13 years ago, I reckon. 00:09:51.607 --> 00:09:59.207 But I will say this, So I Married an Expert is the most 90s movie ever to 90s. 00:09:59.867 --> 00:10:15.627 From the giant cappuccino cup tracking shot at the beginning to the constant usage of that There She Goes song, which I think shows up five times, maybe six in this movie, and maybe not even done by the same performers. 00:10:15.927 --> 00:10:20.927 This is the entire 90s in like an hour and 45 minutes. 00:10:20.947 --> 00:10:28.607 Like you could watch the entire series of Friends and it wouldn't be as 90s as so I Married an Expert. 00:10:28.847 --> 00:10:35.567 So if you're looking for a time capsule of that particular era, you've got it right here. 00:10:35.587 --> 00:10:37.227 Oh, I'm sorry, you don't. 00:10:38.967 --> 00:10:47.887 Yeah, yeah, like I said, my history with this movie, I probably saw it pretty early for probably about 19, like probably when I was like 15, I saw this movie. 00:10:47.967 --> 00:10:53.087 So a couple of years after it came out, one of those rentals that got rented a lot. 00:10:53.307 --> 00:10:56.927 And I guess it came to HBO. 00:10:57.707 --> 00:11:02.747 I agree totally with the 90s thing is all over this movie, you know, right down to that. 00:11:02.767 --> 00:11:19.927 And I look this up, who does the cover of the Bay City Roller song, which is one of my favorite scenes in the movie where, you know, the parents are introduced and they have the Scottish Wall of Fame and just dusting it off while that plays. 00:11:20.387 --> 00:11:23.327 Shut off the Bay City Rollers, the soccer game's about to begin. 00:11:23.347 --> 00:11:24.667 You know, it's so good. 00:11:27.927 --> 00:11:35.287 Yeah, this is a film that I enjoy because this is a film that I watched before I knew what a relationship was. 00:11:35.507 --> 00:11:42.827 And now I watch it and I wasn't growing up and it kind of hurts my soul a little bit because me and Charlie McKenzie have a lot in common. 00:11:42.847 --> 00:11:49.487 I don't look for the worst in people, but you know, I look for the glass half empty in people. 00:11:49.507 --> 00:11:53.047 And you know, it's like what could go wrong? 00:11:53.067 --> 00:11:54.587 Am I the only law that really matters? 00:11:54.607 --> 00:11:55.707 It's Murphy's law apparently. 00:11:56.087 --> 00:12:05.687 But it's really weird now watching as an adult because in a lot of ways I agree with some of his logic. 00:12:05.967 --> 00:12:07.907 His logic is bad and so is my logic. 00:12:12.767 --> 00:12:24.687 His logic is terrible and there are also a lot of red flags that he willingly ignores while pursuing Harriet. 00:12:24.687 --> 00:12:26.667 And that's interesting to me too. 00:12:26.687 --> 00:12:36.727 It's just like there are so many signs not to pursue this human being, but a lot of them were based on the weekly world news. 00:12:36.887 --> 00:12:46.747 And if that's not the most 90s thing in the world, that that's the catalyst for basically everything that happens in this movie, then I don't know what to tell you. 00:12:46.767 --> 00:12:47.907 Because here's the thing. 00:12:47.927 --> 00:12:50.327 Back in the 90s, the weekly world news was everywhere. 00:12:50.347 --> 00:12:57.087 You couldn't check out of a grocery without seeing the weekly world news in the stands next to the cash registers. 00:12:57.107 --> 00:13:05.047 And in fact, somewhere in a box in the shed, we have like a collection of the best weekly world news articles. 00:13:05.067 --> 00:13:11.507 And it's like, you know, Bat Boy and Hillary Clinton went to bed with an alien. 00:13:11.527 --> 00:13:13.727 And so did Bill. 00:13:13.827 --> 00:13:19.127 And it was just like this weird sort of free sub that the aliens had. 00:13:19.147 --> 00:13:22.007 And we never knew if anything was conceived out of that. 00:13:22.387 --> 00:13:23.327 But it was there. 00:13:23.667 --> 00:13:26.747 You had to look at that while you were buying, you know, Surge. 00:13:27.507 --> 00:13:27.927 Yeah. 00:13:28.367 --> 00:13:29.087 Oh, gosh. 00:13:29.787 --> 00:13:42.267 Now, when I say like character flaws, and you're right, X, and what this film does so brilliantly is that, you know, this film is basically he sees this article in the Weekly World News, which his mother calls the paper. 00:13:42.427 --> 00:13:45.347 You know, she she she because that paper contains facts. 00:13:45.367 --> 00:13:47.127 You know, that's what she says. 00:13:47.147 --> 00:13:48.047 That's facts. 00:13:48.867 --> 00:13:49.827 It's facts. 00:13:50.627 --> 00:13:51.307 Oh, gosh. 00:13:51.747 --> 00:13:53.547 The Garth Brooks Juice Diet, man. 00:13:53.567 --> 00:13:54.187 Come on now. 00:13:54.207 --> 00:13:58.627 Talk about the thunder rolls. 00:13:59.327 --> 00:13:59.607 Yeah. 00:13:59.887 --> 00:14:00.367 Yeah. 00:14:00.367 --> 00:14:01.607 He sees all this stuff. 00:14:01.627 --> 00:14:03.767 It's just this article that she does. 00:14:03.787 --> 00:14:07.587 She shows them and he starts to see all these things that have in common. 00:14:08.207 --> 00:14:12.347 She she has done, you know, she she's from Atlantic City. 00:14:12.347 --> 00:14:18.707 She she she keeps mentioning this person, Ralph, in her sleep, which is one of the guys that got killed by Mrs. 00:14:18.827 --> 00:14:20.227 X, as it's called. 00:14:21.087 --> 00:14:23.627 And this could be all coincidental, not be coincidental. 00:14:23.647 --> 00:14:36.067 What this film does so well is you really don't find out until the end, you know, spoiler, that is not Harry, that is her sister who was the killer because, you know, all these men were ready to take her sister away from her. 00:14:36.087 --> 00:14:40.567 You know, and this was her motive to be an axe murderer. 00:14:40.927 --> 00:14:42.147 Why she killed all these men. 00:14:42.167 --> 00:14:47.187 I just think it's brilliant that you're watching a film with less care. 00:14:47.567 --> 00:14:52.147 Would, you know, it be obvious 30 minutes in that she was a psychopath. 00:14:52.167 --> 00:14:55.607 And I think the rub works so fine in this movie. 00:14:55.787 --> 00:15:03.607 And I think the thing that really redeems this movie for me is that third act, when it really becomes kind of an old dark house mystery. 00:15:03.907 --> 00:15:14.187 You know, when the killer is revealed and the innocent person that we thought was, you know, hacking people up left and right, they're locked in a closet. 00:15:14.207 --> 00:15:20.127 It really kind of degenerates into this 1930s, maybe late 20s sort of film. 00:15:20.587 --> 00:15:23.027 And I love that. 00:15:23.247 --> 00:15:24.607 It is so good. 00:15:24.627 --> 00:15:33.207 It's such a fun way to sort of resolve all the stuff that doesn't quite work in the movie for me. 00:15:34.047 --> 00:15:40.287 Because we're probably going to disagree on this because I know you said you have a lot of things in common with the Charlie Mackenzie character. 00:15:41.207 --> 00:15:43.927 I think he's the least effective character in the entire film. 00:15:44.187 --> 00:15:46.007 No, I just mean like character traits. 00:15:46.227 --> 00:15:52.447 You know, I don't look for the bad in people, but I do look for the glass half empty situation. 00:15:53.007 --> 00:15:56.127 You know, what could go wrong here, you know? 00:15:57.027 --> 00:16:03.687 Well, some of the things that can go wrong in this movie are the spin doctors on the soundtrack because why did that ever happen? 00:16:04.447 --> 00:16:06.227 And why is he playing with a Thighmaster? 00:16:06.487 --> 00:16:07.787 Because it's 1993. 00:16:07.807 --> 00:16:09.147 That's my only answer for that. 00:16:09.867 --> 00:16:11.687 Is the only answer. 00:16:14.567 --> 00:16:15.087 Oh, that's it. 00:16:15.107 --> 00:16:16.767 What does Charlie do for a living? 00:16:18.387 --> 00:16:19.887 I hope he has some kind of day job. 00:16:19.907 --> 00:16:23.507 He's not just like doing like, you know, open mic nights at poetry places. 00:16:23.527 --> 00:16:30.827 I was going to say, because I know for a fact, you don't make any cash doing beat poetry and open mics while drinking expensive coffee elixirs. 00:16:31.267 --> 00:16:34.387 Yeah, the Cappuccino had to cost, the Cappuccino had to cost like eight bucks. 00:16:34.487 --> 00:16:37.867 I don't know, man, it looked like it would be $19.83. 00:16:38.027 --> 00:16:45.767 I was going to say $19.93 money today to be like $75, and you might get some nutmeg on top of it, and that's it. 00:16:46.107 --> 00:16:49.227 There's a lot of indoor smoking in this movie, too. 00:16:49.247 --> 00:16:51.827 And boy, if that's not the 90s, I don't know what is. 00:16:52.247 --> 00:16:54.247 You could probably still smoke on an airplane at this point. 00:16:54.587 --> 00:16:55.967 He could smoke on an airplane. 00:16:56.087 --> 00:17:00.787 He could smoke in like a Perkins, get in the bottomless cup of coffee. 00:17:01.147 --> 00:17:01.867 It wouldn't matter. 00:17:01.887 --> 00:17:09.927 But what's funny about that is Charlie doesn't light his cigarette during his beat poetry bits, even though he's holding one. 00:17:10.287 --> 00:17:23.647 So like even during like the big say anything moment where he's outside of Harriet's window with his jazz band and his notebook and he's doing the poetry and all those things, he's not even smoking. 00:17:23.667 --> 00:17:26.387 He's just holding a cigarette in his hand for effect. 00:17:26.727 --> 00:17:33.727 Now, you could like he could have a laser pointer and it would be the same thing, except, you know, with a cigarette, you get fewer cats. 00:17:34.267 --> 00:17:36.307 Hot headed harbinger of haggis. 00:17:36.947 --> 00:17:38.867 Come on now, you know, there it is. 00:17:39.307 --> 00:17:41.847 This poem sucks. 00:17:42.787 --> 00:17:43.927 I stand up for these reasons. 00:17:43.947 --> 00:17:44.647 I'm sorry. 00:17:46.867 --> 00:17:55.287 It's like I'm just saying to me, this is the stuff that's kind of wonky because every other character in this movie, I absolutely love. 00:17:55.307 --> 00:18:11.367 I think Anthony La Paglia just carries this movie on his weird shoulders, those bits of him with Alan Arkin, where La Paglia is trying to get him to act like a 70s police chief and start yelling and making racial sources stuff. 00:18:11.527 --> 00:18:13.127 That is gold. 00:18:13.607 --> 00:18:16.127 Classic comedy gold. 00:18:16.267 --> 00:18:17.067 And I love it. 00:18:17.527 --> 00:18:23.107 And then all of a sudden there's solo asylum and then Michael Richards is here and I don't know why. 00:18:23.467 --> 00:18:27.307 Oh, in the south side of the zone, they're both late now. 00:18:27.327 --> 00:18:29.147 They're both dead. 00:18:29.987 --> 00:18:31.527 Haggerty, last name. 00:18:32.287 --> 00:18:34.847 He was an overboard in everything else. 00:18:36.067 --> 00:18:38.467 He's the other guy in the newsroom. 00:18:38.807 --> 00:18:40.747 Oh crap. 00:18:40.767 --> 00:18:42.447 Mike Haggerty, that's the guy's name. 00:18:42.687 --> 00:18:43.867 But he's been in everything. 00:18:44.167 --> 00:18:44.727 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:18:44.747 --> 00:18:45.287 I can see his... 00:18:45.607 --> 00:18:47.407 God, was he an overboard too? 00:18:47.407 --> 00:18:50.167 Yeah, he was Kurt Russell's buddy in that movie. 00:18:50.187 --> 00:18:51.747 The sweaty carpenter that hates me. 00:18:53.007 --> 00:18:54.427 That's right. 00:18:55.187 --> 00:18:58.407 He was the guy with the panties in the glove compartment. 00:19:00.847 --> 00:19:02.807 The panty king of elk snout, okay? 00:19:06.327 --> 00:19:09.407 So how many times did you count there she goes in this movie? 00:19:09.407 --> 00:19:10.407 I swear it was six. 00:19:10.427 --> 00:19:19.747 And then there was that montage that felt like it had a lot of scenes that should have been left in the movie because they look cuter than the rest of the movie. 00:19:19.967 --> 00:19:23.487 Oh, like when she's like, they're like buying the hot dog and stuff, you know? 00:19:23.507 --> 00:19:31.647 Yeah, they're buying the hot dog and Rose, her sister is there and they're all laughing and having a good time and stuff. 00:19:32.127 --> 00:19:39.887 Also, did you not think that this was Amanda Plummer's one big chance to be Carol Kane and that never happened again? 00:19:40.387 --> 00:19:42.847 She never really stuck the landing all the way, in my opinion. 00:19:42.847 --> 00:19:43.687 She was going for that. 00:19:43.787 --> 00:19:46.187 But yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree there. 00:19:46.207 --> 00:19:48.107 I mean, I love stuff that she's in. 00:19:48.487 --> 00:19:51.787 I mean, the dumb stuff she's in that I love the most, like fucking Free Jack. 00:19:51.787 --> 00:19:54.027 I could talk about, I could watch Free Jack. 00:19:55.647 --> 00:20:02.587 I know it's not a good movie, but you know, I advise you like ten times, you know, it traditionally isn't a good movie, I guess. 00:20:02.587 --> 00:20:03.647 I guess you would call it that. 00:20:04.307 --> 00:20:05.407 Fair, whatever. 00:20:05.427 --> 00:20:06.727 I think it's a great movie. 00:20:06.747 --> 00:20:07.407 Oh yeah, I love it. 00:20:08.187 --> 00:20:13.307 It's probably, you know, something I turned on and, you know, it's a good sci-fi, you know, schlock. 00:20:13.647 --> 00:20:18.547 And there she goes, performed by the Boo Radleys, by the way. 00:20:18.567 --> 00:20:29.327 I had no idea who were saying that song, but it is like the Cranberries' Dreams song, which I cannot stand to listen to because it was used probably the most in the 90s in any other song. 00:20:29.347 --> 00:20:32.107 That was pretty close. 00:20:32.107 --> 00:20:37.847 This song and the Cranberries song are probably the trailer song of the 90s, I'd say. 00:20:38.747 --> 00:20:43.387 It was Dreams, There She Goes, and The Spin Doctors' Two Princes. 00:20:43.507 --> 00:20:45.727 Two Princes, yeah. 00:20:46.007 --> 00:20:49.567 Or Little Miscamp, you're wrong. 00:20:50.247 --> 00:20:55.587 You see The Spin Doctors, you hear those songs, you can't stand to hear Two Princes once again. 00:20:55.607 --> 00:21:01.507 You just want to play Pocket Full of Cryptonite on the radio, but they won't because I still really like that song. 00:21:01.527 --> 00:21:03.187 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:21:03.507 --> 00:21:09.867 Jimmy Olsen Blues is the song, and that Pocket Full of Cryptonite, that's the name of the CD you came on, which I fucking owned. 00:21:10.167 --> 00:21:10.547 Right. 00:21:11.407 --> 00:21:15.647 Jimmy Olsen Blues is the one good song off that album. 00:21:15.667 --> 00:21:17.667 It is a great song, man. 00:21:17.987 --> 00:21:19.187 Jimmy Olsen is getting good now. 00:21:19.207 --> 00:21:20.327 Let's write a song about it, you know. 00:21:20.347 --> 00:21:21.847 Oh my God. 00:21:22.227 --> 00:21:24.627 OK, so I want to talk about Harriet for a second here. 00:21:24.667 --> 00:21:25.307 Go for it, man. 00:21:25.667 --> 00:21:30.267 So Harriet has been married, what, twice before, three times before? 00:21:30.367 --> 00:21:31.047 Three times before. 00:21:32.547 --> 00:21:40.867 When she pulls the rings out of the powder, you know, which again, you're not revealed yet, but she has three rings on the chain, you know. 00:21:41.327 --> 00:21:41.707 Right. 00:21:41.887 --> 00:21:47.767 OK, so she's got three rings for the dwarves and what was it? 00:21:47.767 --> 00:21:50.487 Eight rings for the tribe of men. 00:21:50.507 --> 00:21:51.507 I don't remember how that works. 00:21:51.927 --> 00:22:09.927 But my point is, if she knew that every other person that she had been married to had been mysteriously offed and left with a forged suicide note of some kind, why would she agree to marry Charlie? 00:22:09.947 --> 00:22:12.367 Doesn't that make her an accessory to murder? 00:22:12.547 --> 00:22:15.147 She at least knew she was putting him in danger. 00:22:15.407 --> 00:22:19.607 That's a very toxic flaw in a human being. 00:22:19.627 --> 00:22:20.887 Look, I love you. 00:22:21.127 --> 00:22:27.687 We should get married even though I'm pretty sure that you will be murdered horribly on our wedding night. 00:22:28.667 --> 00:22:43.027 I would imagine that Rose hid the body from her sister because if she's leaving suicide notes and she's killing them with an axe, I'd imagine she's hiding the body somewhere and not letting the sister see the body. 00:22:43.847 --> 00:22:50.487 She may think that these men all rejected her or they just went somewhere else or something or they killed themselves or whatever the note says. 00:22:50.907 --> 00:22:52.827 If the notes were even all alike, you don't even know. 00:22:53.027 --> 00:22:55.247 I'd imagine that's the rub. 00:22:55.267 --> 00:22:56.847 Like, yeah, I guess they didn't love me enough yet. 00:22:56.867 --> 00:22:57.487 They're gone now. 00:22:57.507 --> 00:22:59.807 Kind of like, what was it? 00:23:00.027 --> 00:23:07.247 The American Dad episode where Stan decides his mother can't have a boyfriend so he keeps getting rid of all of them. 00:23:07.267 --> 00:23:13.027 She has the brilliant song with him about washing her in the bathtub. 00:23:13.047 --> 00:23:16.807 Oh my God, I've seen that episode more than twice. 00:23:17.087 --> 00:23:18.507 Okay, yeah, you're right. 00:23:18.547 --> 00:23:19.427 You're right about that. 00:23:20.667 --> 00:23:21.207 That's funny. 00:23:21.747 --> 00:23:29.247 It's not sad, but I'd imagine that's what's going on because if her sister was a murderer, she would know this probably. 00:23:29.707 --> 00:23:31.387 It just seems like a lot of work. 00:23:31.407 --> 00:23:32.387 That's all I'm saying. 00:23:32.407 --> 00:23:48.567 It just seems like that's a lot of physical labor to chop and hack these people into pieces and then take them away from wherever hairy it was and bury them in hefty bags underneath an oak tree in a public park. 00:23:48.607 --> 00:23:55.127 It's just there's a lot of effort there, but I'm probably overthinking this. 00:23:56.287 --> 00:23:56.827 Maybe not. 00:23:56.847 --> 00:23:58.427 Yeah, but they don't explain all that. 00:23:58.447 --> 00:24:10.487 And oh, by the way, you were not wrong in your assumption that there she goes, the same by two people in the two different groups in this movie because it was performed by the Boo Radleys and whatever the fucking laws are. 00:24:10.507 --> 00:24:12.407 Again, I don't know who these bands are. 00:24:12.507 --> 00:24:14.927 I just heard this song. 00:24:15.007 --> 00:24:17.587 No, the laws were the ones who did it originally. 00:24:17.687 --> 00:24:18.607 The laws did it. 00:24:18.947 --> 00:24:20.267 The Boo Radleys did it. 00:24:20.487 --> 00:24:26.227 The Boo Radleys probably did it while sort of hiding in a closet in a child's bedroom. 00:24:26.447 --> 00:24:27.527 That's all I can figure. 00:24:27.827 --> 00:24:32.907 And then Six Fence and Under Richard did it later, but it didn't make it into this movie. 00:24:32.947 --> 00:24:33.387 Yeah. 00:24:34.187 --> 00:24:37.827 I remember that just being very drab and I wanted to hang myself in the bathroom. 00:24:38.467 --> 00:24:48.387 Oh, God, just with a terrycloth bathrobe belt just over the spring rod in the shower, just... 00:24:48.807 --> 00:24:52.587 Six Fence and Under Richard recording that song whilst cutting themselves in the bathroom. 00:24:52.847 --> 00:24:57.747 God, just bury me in a bowl of granola and be done with it. 00:24:58.307 --> 00:24:59.567 Oh, I'm so tired. 00:24:59.827 --> 00:25:00.667 Anyway, I'm sorry. 00:25:00.687 --> 00:25:01.367 I'm going off. 00:25:01.747 --> 00:25:04.827 Really, there's a film to discuss here. 00:25:04.867 --> 00:25:06.687 Don't forget the Greek yogurt with that granola. 00:25:06.707 --> 00:25:07.947 Okay, you got to have both things. 00:25:08.667 --> 00:25:09.227 That's right. 00:25:09.247 --> 00:25:10.487 You're absolutely right. 00:25:11.327 --> 00:25:17.847 What kind of demonic resort was that that they stated where they carry you to the honeymoon suite in a wicker chair? 00:25:18.407 --> 00:25:22.027 What kind of dirty dancing garbage is that? 00:25:22.487 --> 00:25:35.567 Maybe some weird Scottish Jewish tradition or Scottish pagan tradition to where they lift them off in a wicker chair and then they throw them off whatever cliff and seaside area they're at and hope for crops, I guess. 00:25:38.387 --> 00:25:39.707 They pick a new leeway every year. 00:25:39.727 --> 00:25:42.227 So, Edward Carman and Christopher Lee should have been there. 00:25:42.527 --> 00:25:44.047 They pick a new leeway every year. 00:25:44.167 --> 00:25:45.727 They chose them, you know. 00:25:46.667 --> 00:25:49.987 Throwing us off the hotel is not going to bring your apples back. 00:25:50.367 --> 00:25:52.747 Hey, man, I'll say the greatest flaw of that movie. 00:25:52.767 --> 00:25:55.107 They should have flocked and that would have been the end of the movie right there. 00:25:55.127 --> 00:25:57.527 You know, like it's a real Mento situation. 00:25:57.547 --> 00:25:58.387 Oh, you're not wrong. 00:25:58.547 --> 00:26:00.127 I've said that repeatedly. 00:26:00.287 --> 00:26:00.907 I really have. 00:26:01.227 --> 00:26:05.047 How we should just got it wet, y'all, and that would have been the end of the wicker man right there. 00:26:05.067 --> 00:26:06.047 He's no longer. 00:26:06.067 --> 00:26:07.627 It's not like he didn't have the chance. 00:26:07.647 --> 00:26:11.627 She was right next door banging on the wall like, come on, we can do this. 00:26:11.647 --> 00:26:12.467 Here's your out. 00:26:12.487 --> 00:26:15.887 And he's like, oh, no, can I get my wick wet? 00:26:17.387 --> 00:26:20.327 He was she was singing like Charlie was singing to her at the window. 00:26:20.347 --> 00:26:27.727 I'll say anything like, but she was she was naked with her wonderful ass hanging out and her tips and just just making love to the wall or something. 00:26:29.587 --> 00:26:32.027 Mentos better, Mentos fresher. 00:26:32.347 --> 00:26:32.887 I'm sorry. 00:26:32.907 --> 00:26:34.247 What movie are we talking about? 00:26:34.267 --> 00:26:35.767 Because I'm OK. 00:26:36.667 --> 00:26:38.907 Bracklin's Sweet Ass, Part Two, I guess. 00:26:39.307 --> 00:26:41.747 The only sweet ass we see in this movie is Mike Myers. 00:26:42.007 --> 00:26:42.547 You see that? 00:26:42.567 --> 00:26:42.947 Yeah. 00:26:43.487 --> 00:26:46.287 You know, for a male butt, though, it's quite full. 00:26:46.387 --> 00:26:47.847 You know, so there's that, you know. 00:26:48.047 --> 00:26:49.007 If you ever want to see that. 00:26:49.147 --> 00:26:49.787 It's toned. 00:26:50.047 --> 00:26:51.067 It's toned and firm. 00:26:51.087 --> 00:26:52.407 It's very toned and firm, yes. 00:26:54.427 --> 00:26:56.847 I just think it's funny where he's just like, I'm naked. 00:26:56.867 --> 00:26:57.687 I'm naked, aren't I? 00:26:57.707 --> 00:26:58.147 So good. 00:26:58.167 --> 00:26:59.787 I was like, it was by accident or something. 00:26:59.807 --> 00:27:01.527 You know, it's like we kept that. 00:27:01.547 --> 00:27:05.047 You know? 00:27:05.067 --> 00:27:08.167 I know, I know I'm ragging on it, but honestly, I don't hate this movie. 00:27:08.187 --> 00:27:09.447 I think it's sweet. 00:27:09.467 --> 00:27:16.867 I think there are a lot of things that are ridiculous, such as, oh, I'm having a hard time at the butcher shop. 00:27:17.007 --> 00:27:22.067 Why don't you come behind the counter and start chopping meat? 00:27:22.587 --> 00:27:35.207 No one would do that in real life, but if they didn't, then there wouldn't be that connection, that moment, and we sort of need that silliness to happen. 00:27:35.527 --> 00:27:37.087 And so to me, that's the thing. 00:27:37.107 --> 00:27:49.767 This movie is based on a lot of silly situations and connections, and then veers way off in the left field, almost to have like blackout skits, like why did they go to Alcatraz to meet Phil Hartman? 00:27:50.087 --> 00:27:52.247 There's no reason for that. 00:27:52.267 --> 00:27:56.767 Because it's San Francisco and it's a magical scene, you know. 00:27:57.407 --> 00:27:58.587 But they live there. 00:27:58.667 --> 00:28:00.947 Why would they be doing touristy things? 00:28:01.267 --> 00:28:02.587 I live near Pigeon Forge. 00:28:02.607 --> 00:28:03.787 I don't go to Dollywood. 00:28:04.167 --> 00:28:05.167 It's ridiculous. 00:28:05.427 --> 00:28:09.107 Oh, oh, next time we go to Dollywood, I'll tell you right now, I don't care, you know. 00:28:09.287 --> 00:28:12.707 Oh my god, Steve, you are going to hate it. 00:28:19.447 --> 00:28:34.167 Speaking of audio cues, wasn't that butcher scene, which, you know, he explains that his father was a butcher, so he has some experience behind the counter, which I'd imagine is the only reason why you would let him behind there and work with cleavers and, you know, cuts of meats that he'd probably fucking ruin otherwise. 00:28:35.787 --> 00:28:38.227 Look, I got some experience behind the counter, too. 00:28:38.247 --> 00:28:41.427 I ain't trying to go into a retail shop and insinuate myself. 00:28:41.767 --> 00:28:50.887 You'll turn yourself into fucking Randy the Ram when he he jams his thumb and then the slicer for no reason, because some old bitch is bitch about potato salad. 00:28:50.907 --> 00:29:02.207 You know, that the see, I've been to the grocery store, I've worked there for a couple of weeks and I thought often about joining my thumb in the slicer, too, because some of these goddamn requests they make, too. 00:29:02.227 --> 00:29:16.087 So that but the audio cue is the song Rush for a Change is a song you heard in the 90s a lot by Big Audio Dynamite and this is, again, the most 90s movie you could think of because that's in there, too. 00:29:16.227 --> 00:29:17.447 So that's true. 00:29:17.707 --> 00:29:19.147 You're absolutely right. 00:29:19.167 --> 00:29:25.647 And you were talking about the final cover of shit, what was the damn song? 00:29:25.667 --> 00:29:26.967 There She Goes, wasn't it? 00:29:27.247 --> 00:29:29.387 That was sung by Ned's Atomic Dust Bin. 00:29:29.527 --> 00:29:29.827 Yeah. 00:29:30.267 --> 00:29:36.587 And you've really got to be like a 90s nerd to remember Ned's Atomic Dust Bin at all. 00:29:36.607 --> 00:29:37.987 That and Dinosaur Jr. 00:29:38.007 --> 00:29:40.727 and bands like that, you know. 00:29:41.067 --> 00:29:42.047 I love Dinosaur Jr. 00:29:42.147 --> 00:29:47.867 They did the cover of the Basie Roller song that you get in the credits. 00:29:47.887 --> 00:29:48.227 Yes. 00:29:48.567 --> 00:29:58.947 And then for some reason, I don't know where there's like a toe of the wet sprocket there in the middle, just like, oh, my brother, I found you deep in my heart. 00:29:58.967 --> 00:30:01.547 It's like, put your shoes back on, Glenn Phillips. 00:30:01.787 --> 00:30:03.107 You are not welcome here. 00:30:04.027 --> 00:30:05.347 Because it's the 90s. 00:30:05.367 --> 00:30:06.887 You got to have toe of the wet sprocket. 00:30:08.527 --> 00:30:10.987 I'm looking for the Bodines on the soundtrack back in. 00:30:11.007 --> 00:30:12.187 I find them, you know. 00:30:12.547 --> 00:30:13.487 They should have been there. 00:30:13.667 --> 00:30:15.227 The Bodines should have been there. 00:30:15.247 --> 00:30:16.447 Or somebody like that. 00:30:17.127 --> 00:30:20.387 Well, the Bodines are probably being at some festival this summer or somewhere you're going to go. 00:30:21.047 --> 00:30:24.687 They're still together playing tunes, as are the Spindockers, surprise me. 00:30:27.747 --> 00:30:32.447 The Bo Deans, the Jayhawks maybe, the Rembrandts. 00:30:33.467 --> 00:30:34.067 The Hooters. 00:30:34.327 --> 00:30:34.827 All things. 00:30:35.387 --> 00:30:36.287 Oh, I love the Hooters. 00:30:36.307 --> 00:30:39.107 I listened to their album like two weeks ago. 00:30:39.267 --> 00:30:47.267 It still holds up really well, despite the weird sort of I'm playing a recorder that has a keyboard on it for no reason. 00:30:48.207 --> 00:30:49.507 There's a name for that instrument. 00:30:49.587 --> 00:30:50.947 I don't know what it is. 00:30:50.967 --> 00:30:51.687 It doesn't matter. 00:30:52.247 --> 00:30:53.287 God, we are digressing. 00:30:53.547 --> 00:30:54.767 We're not just digressing. 00:30:54.787 --> 00:30:55.867 We are deltaing. 00:30:55.887 --> 00:31:01.807 We were on the main river and now all of a sudden we're where Victor Crowley lives. 00:31:01.867 --> 00:31:05.787 If you don't know by now, we don't plateau. 00:31:05.807 --> 00:31:07.927 We just go up and down. 00:31:07.947 --> 00:31:08.947 We get together. 00:31:09.907 --> 00:31:13.207 If you don't like it, I guess just get used to it. 00:31:13.467 --> 00:31:15.167 I don't know. 00:31:15.267 --> 00:31:18.247 Just go forward until I stop talking. 00:31:20.307 --> 00:31:26.007 I think the important thing to address, all of Charlie's flaws are not really brought on by his mother. 00:31:26.167 --> 00:31:37.867 She's a very doting person and very horny, which is fucking hilarious when she's all in love with Tony, Anthony La Paglia's character, to the point where she's grabbing on his ass and fucking really laying in with that kiss. 00:31:37.887 --> 00:31:40.187 Because he's a sexy wee bastard. 00:31:40.207 --> 00:31:42.807 If you can't handle Brenda Fricker, he is. 00:31:42.827 --> 00:31:47.667 But if you can't handle Brenda Fricker at her horny-est, then you don't get her at her Mike Lake-iest. 00:31:48.227 --> 00:31:55.367 The whole thing is, you'd think that she'd be like catalyst for Charlie's the way he is. 00:31:56.067 --> 00:31:57.147 Real mama's boy. 00:31:57.167 --> 00:32:02.087 Mama always said he's the best thing ever, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 00:32:02.127 --> 00:32:04.347 He's not Latino, for Christ's sake. 00:32:06.067 --> 00:32:15.467 And luckily for me, my mom's was a lot more nurturing for all Latin moms are, because all Latin moms treat their sons like little Latin kings. 00:32:16.687 --> 00:32:18.967 And that's where we get that macho shit going to the max. 00:32:20.107 --> 00:32:27.667 And my mother was no exception, because since I was a baby, my mother would be like, I'm me, you are the center of the universe, puppy. 00:32:30.647 --> 00:32:33.307 You are all things to me, learn to share. 00:32:33.327 --> 00:32:33.567 Thank you. 00:32:40.513 --> 00:32:47.533 And remember me, remember any woman that fucks you will probably fuck somebody else, okay? 00:32:47.653 --> 00:32:51.673 And you don't wanna marry a whore, no. 00:32:52.233 --> 00:32:58.513 No, because no woman is good enough for my little Latin king. 00:32:58.933 --> 00:33:01.493 No offense to Latinos out there, but you're afraid. 00:33:01.513 --> 00:33:02.273 I'm sorry. 00:33:02.613 --> 00:33:08.613 Right, well, you're afraid of commitment, the not wanting to get married, the whole thing. 00:33:08.993 --> 00:33:10.153 He's very shy. 00:33:10.793 --> 00:33:14.993 And you would think that that would be because of his mother, but they've been married for what? 00:33:15.113 --> 00:33:17.633 40 years, something like that, 30 years? 00:33:18.493 --> 00:33:22.613 Yes, it's 30 years, I think, because they had their 30th anniversary in the movie. 00:33:23.133 --> 00:33:35.753 So that's impressive to me, because I guess there's not really any filmic explanation for why Charlie is so standoffish and afraid to love. 00:33:35.773 --> 00:33:38.833 To love, he is afraid to love. 00:33:39.153 --> 00:33:42.153 His boundaries remain high. 00:33:42.493 --> 00:33:44.793 He is guarded, and we don't know why. 00:33:44.813 --> 00:33:48.113 To be to the point where you're going to die. 00:33:48.133 --> 00:33:55.913 No, I was going to say, could it be because in himself, he believes that his head is gigantic? 00:33:56.153 --> 00:33:58.573 That's his brother's head that's gigantic, come on. 00:33:59.493 --> 00:34:00.913 It's like Sputnik for Christ's sake. 00:34:00.933 --> 00:34:08.733 I was going to say, maybe Charlie's afraid to love because he's afraid that he makes a rancid stink in the bathroom. 00:34:08.853 --> 00:34:09.713 It's possible. 00:34:09.953 --> 00:34:12.673 I've taken some big shits before, dude, and I'm not going to lie to you. 00:34:12.713 --> 00:34:19.993 You know, my bowel movements were strong sometimes, but I never thought about, you know, commitments in that way. 00:34:20.613 --> 00:34:29.253 I'm sure if I lived with somebody for, you know, 20 some years and you actually cut one in the bedroom, I'm sure they might accept your gas and they might tell you to get the fuck out. 00:34:29.273 --> 00:34:32.273 I don't know how you and cootie work, man, but I imagine, you know. 00:34:33.153 --> 00:34:42.933 My entire thing is that about Brenda Fricker being horny was that when you look at that bathroom scene where Mike Myers is washing his hands, he's flipping through the weekly world news. 00:34:43.553 --> 00:34:52.133 One of the books that you can see in the bathroom on the rack is called The Women's Room by Nancy Friday, which came out like in 1977, 78. 00:34:52.553 --> 00:34:56.053 But it was all about the sexual fantasies of American housewives. 00:34:56.073 --> 00:34:57.633 And it was huge at the time. 00:34:57.653 --> 00:35:04.953 It was controversial because nobody thought that women actually had fantasies, especially American housewives. 00:35:04.973 --> 00:35:07.353 It's like your fantasy is about mopping, okay? 00:35:07.633 --> 00:35:10.753 You should be wanting to do starch on my collars. 00:35:10.773 --> 00:35:11.453 And that's it. 00:35:11.833 --> 00:35:18.993 So this book being right there in the bathroom, it's not only necessary reading, but it's convenient reading. 00:35:19.373 --> 00:35:23.373 And that says a lot to me about Brenda Friedger's character in this film. 00:35:23.533 --> 00:35:24.713 She's pent up, boys. 00:35:25.513 --> 00:35:26.573 She wants to get it, man. 00:35:26.593 --> 00:35:33.533 But Stuart Mackenzie can't give it up because he's too busy screaming about sausage and stuff and his son's a massive head. 00:35:33.553 --> 00:35:37.153 Sausage and what does he call it football? 00:35:37.173 --> 00:35:38.913 I mean, what does he call it football? 00:35:38.933 --> 00:35:39.833 He calls it soccer. 00:35:39.853 --> 00:35:40.573 And that's weird to me. 00:35:40.593 --> 00:35:45.973 I guess that's the American influence because he should say there's a football game on it, not a soccer game on it. 00:35:45.993 --> 00:35:54.053 I imagine they've been in the country for quite a while and they've adapted to that kind of lingo in American society. 00:35:54.993 --> 00:36:04.853 One of the things that is, one of the greatest things about this movie is the conversation that Stuart has with Tony on the couch about the Pentavarate, and I'll tell you why. 00:36:05.293 --> 00:36:19.233 Because it's amazing, first of all, that to see six major things run the entire country, including the newspapers, and one of the best things I have not watched yet, and I imagine it's insane. 00:36:20.013 --> 00:36:35.033 The connection to this movie is they made a six episode series called The Pentavarate on Netflix, that has Mike Myers as this journalist who is investigating the actual Pentavarate that is discussed in this film. 00:36:35.053 --> 00:36:37.753 So I'll have to go into this one day. 00:36:38.833 --> 00:36:40.173 I have not seen that. 00:36:40.193 --> 00:36:41.153 That's hilarious. 00:36:41.593 --> 00:36:58.073 So they go that far to make this, and I really enjoy him playing his father in this movie when he's just screaming at the brother or screaming at Charlie, you know, or when he's fucking singing and dancing. 00:36:58.093 --> 00:37:02.693 And of course, the classic, when they're at the wedding and he's singing the Rod Stewart song. 00:37:02.713 --> 00:37:10.673 Well, the second Rod Stewart song of the movie he sings, because when he's just drunk during the one and he's singing, do you think I'm sexy with a live bagpiper? 00:37:10.913 --> 00:37:12.773 And the piper falls over. 00:37:13.173 --> 00:37:14.593 Don't worry, he's just pissed. 00:37:17.833 --> 00:37:22.433 And the best thing is he sings the Rod Stewart songs with the incorrect lyrics. 00:37:22.493 --> 00:37:23.393 I take that back. 00:37:23.753 --> 00:37:26.473 It's the correct lyrics at the wrong time. 00:37:26.813 --> 00:37:31.393 And that's how you know he's just constantly drunk and it cracks me up. 00:37:31.693 --> 00:37:34.953 That character is one of the best characters in the film. 00:37:34.973 --> 00:37:36.993 And again, I go back to my original point. 00:37:37.433 --> 00:38:04.793 Every other character in the movie is someone that I like better and identify more with than Charlie because they spend so much time getting close up, full frame shots of Myers smiling or laughing or going, hello, which I swear to God, if I was in a relationship with somebody and they said that all the time, I'd be cracking skulls. 00:38:04.933 --> 00:38:11.693 I would be punching them in the jaw so it had to be wired shut and they could no longer make that noise. 00:38:12.153 --> 00:38:19.133 But everybody around Charlie, like his circle of friends and family, perfect, absolutely love. 00:38:19.993 --> 00:38:23.873 You see, he's kind of a douche bag and again, you don't know what he does for a job. 00:38:23.893 --> 00:38:28.193 He could just like, you know, be living off the government tit or something. 00:38:28.733 --> 00:38:29.393 I don't know. 00:38:30.513 --> 00:38:32.133 Oh gosh, he could be. 00:38:32.473 --> 00:38:34.853 Let me say this though about Harriet and her apartment. 00:38:35.213 --> 00:38:36.613 There are a lot of house plants. 00:38:38.033 --> 00:38:40.753 She has an abundance of house plants. 00:38:41.253 --> 00:38:50.553 She has a closet with a glass door and on this railing, like that divides the top floor from the bottom floor, there are feet. 00:38:50.673 --> 00:38:52.053 They're like mannequin feet. 00:38:52.533 --> 00:38:54.773 And I don't know how to feel about that. 00:38:54.873 --> 00:38:59.453 Like I want to be impressed while at the same time, I'm sort of terrified. 00:39:00.413 --> 00:39:02.373 I'll say it again, it was 1993. 00:39:02.393 --> 00:39:13.813 You're living in this fucking new Bohemian fucking art fetish bullshit to where somebody would put mannequin feet on the bottom of a flower pot and say, call it art, you know. 00:39:14.173 --> 00:39:16.313 Well, I'm not aware of too many things. 00:39:16.873 --> 00:39:17.593 I know what I know. 00:39:17.613 --> 00:39:21.773 And I know there shouldn't be feet in your apartment, but that's just me, I guess. 00:39:24.853 --> 00:39:27.173 You set me up, you opened that door. 00:39:27.193 --> 00:39:29.813 I waltzed right through it as I should. 00:39:30.453 --> 00:39:32.273 Did you waltz right through the shallow water though? 00:39:32.793 --> 00:39:35.113 Before I got too deep, you better believe I did. 00:39:36.713 --> 00:39:39.453 You see, we did it, that's called alliteration or something, people. 00:39:39.553 --> 00:39:40.653 You know, it's a beautiful thing. 00:39:40.673 --> 00:39:42.073 It's just a man. 00:39:42.093 --> 00:39:48.953 Yeah, I really dig it though, for all these reasons mentioned and all of its flaws. 00:39:48.953 --> 00:39:57.233 And I think the flaws, you know, our child, like I said, he's like the most not likable character of the film, but for good reason, I think it's written that way. 00:39:57.253 --> 00:40:00.313 I think it's written brilliantly for you not to like this man. 00:40:00.713 --> 00:40:08.353 I mean, I think last year we did, and this is much worse than this movie in as far as the narrative goes and as far as the character goes. 00:40:08.633 --> 00:40:20.313 The only time I ever hated Joseph Gordon-Levitt in anything was not because it wasn't a good performance, but as a character was 500 Days of Summer, which, you know, Summer lays out right away. 00:40:20.333 --> 00:40:25.933 Zoe Deschanel's character, that she's not looking for a relationship, but he's constantly looking for a relationship. 00:40:26.173 --> 00:40:29.173 Now, Harriet in this movie is kind of doing the same thing. 00:40:29.313 --> 00:40:32.113 You know, she she's been hurt before by these three other people. 00:40:32.553 --> 00:40:33.713 She doesn't talk about it. 00:40:33.733 --> 00:40:40.273 So when he, he brings up the, he casually says the lines of, you're the best husband I ever had. 00:40:40.293 --> 00:40:42.233 She goes, oh, what do you mean by that? 00:40:42.233 --> 00:40:47.353 Like he knows something and she thinks that he knows something, but she's not sharing this information. 00:40:48.473 --> 00:40:50.053 Whereas in the other movie, it's laid right out. 00:40:50.073 --> 00:40:51.433 Like, I don't want a relationship. 00:40:51.453 --> 00:40:52.453 I just want to fuck. 00:40:52.973 --> 00:40:54.533 And he's like, but I want a relationship. 00:40:54.713 --> 00:40:59.113 I told you, motherfucker, I just want to fuck. 00:40:59.433 --> 00:41:01.413 That's fantastic. 00:41:01.553 --> 00:41:02.713 That's fantastic. 00:41:02.733 --> 00:41:11.953 That is such a great comparison because like you, I really hate Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character in that movie. 00:41:11.973 --> 00:41:13.693 He's a human fire blanket. 00:41:14.093 --> 00:41:21.313 He just smothers any spark that could possibly ever happen between the two of them by being awful. 00:41:21.613 --> 00:41:23.713 Yeah, that's dead on. 00:41:23.933 --> 00:41:24.413 Well done. 00:41:24.693 --> 00:41:25.873 Yeah, I really dig it though. 00:41:25.893 --> 00:41:51.693 I dig everything and the Phil Hartman thing, it's a real small thing, but Phil Hartman had a real small thing in a lot of things and it just makes you miss some more him telling, just him being this Alcatraz guard, telling this story about Machine Gun Kelly and them taking a bitch and cutting out his eyes and then pissing in the ocular cavities and then switches right to this way to the cafeteria. 00:41:51.713 --> 00:41:54.333 It's like, yeah, who wants to eat now after that? 00:41:54.353 --> 00:42:10.233 And there, well, not Tony so much, but Charlie is kind of so into himself at this point and she's so infatuated with Harriet that it's like, yeah, I'll go eat a hot sandwich after somebody talks about pissing in somebody's ocular cavities. 00:42:10.513 --> 00:42:12.573 It's just sign me up. 00:42:13.513 --> 00:42:21.313 See, and I think that that third act, and I've probably said this before, but that third act redeems everything else in the movie. 00:42:22.333 --> 00:42:30.753 The chase across the rooftops where Charlie gets hit in the balls at least as many times as they play There She Goes in the movie. 00:42:30.813 --> 00:42:31.933 It's incredible. 00:42:32.153 --> 00:42:45.533 It's really funny, but it's tense and it makes up for the multitude of weird avenues that the script takes before we get to that point. 00:42:45.913 --> 00:42:48.973 It's almost like they wrote the movie backwards. 00:42:49.613 --> 00:42:51.953 We have this idea for a great ending. 00:42:52.253 --> 00:42:58.353 What kind of weird shit can we do to get to this point? 00:42:58.373 --> 00:43:03.293 And I sort of love that because I've been known to write stories backwards myself. 00:43:04.173 --> 00:43:06.813 So I can't be mad about that. 00:43:06.873 --> 00:43:22.953 And I think that the last 20, 25 minutes really bring the movie together and maybe not ties it exactly perfectly with a bow on top, but it's extremely satisfying and I dig it. 00:43:23.233 --> 00:43:28.453 Well, you get resolution for Harriet who realizes what's going on now. 00:43:28.453 --> 00:43:37.353 She realizes what's going on now with her sister and why she wasn't the problem, because the whole film is about her being rejected and her being afraid of rejection. 00:43:37.873 --> 00:43:45.893 And Charlie, who's the exact opposite, rejects everybody he sees up to the point where he broke up with the girl for smelling like soup. 00:43:46.273 --> 00:43:47.293 This was an excuse. 00:43:47.553 --> 00:43:47.933 Yeah. 00:43:50.133 --> 00:43:51.793 Doesn't even say what kind of soup. 00:43:51.933 --> 00:43:53.913 Like it could have been French onion. 00:43:54.133 --> 00:43:57.253 Maybe that's acceptable, but just soup in general. 00:43:57.273 --> 00:43:58.373 Just a chicken base. 00:43:58.813 --> 00:43:59.133 Just... 00:43:59.753 --> 00:44:01.733 This is a reason to break up with somebody for them though. 00:44:01.753 --> 00:44:03.333 And that's really fucked up. 00:44:03.653 --> 00:44:20.233 But them being paired together and of course in the end, coming together is having this murderer catalyst as a linchpin to where, okay, not like I trust her, but it's still in the back of her brain like, this guy thought I was a fucking killer. 00:44:20.253 --> 00:44:22.873 But then again, she had a reason to think that way. 00:44:22.993 --> 00:44:29.813 And yeah, she realized that now and yeah, it really comes back to the last 25 minutes to get all that. 00:44:29.833 --> 00:44:34.573 And you get Charles Grode and Steven Wright as well in that last 25 minutes. 00:44:35.073 --> 00:44:35.693 So good. 00:44:36.433 --> 00:44:38.433 I had the strangest dream, man. 00:44:38.853 --> 00:44:43.553 I was born and I was born eight months premature or whatever he says. 00:44:43.573 --> 00:44:44.193 Steven Wright. 00:44:44.533 --> 00:44:50.853 And just Charles Grode waiting like, I don't know, six, seven beats, just to be like, no. 00:44:51.553 --> 00:44:53.193 It's just the best. 00:44:53.533 --> 00:44:56.333 His timing was so wonderful. 00:44:56.353 --> 00:44:57.353 What a great actor. 00:44:57.373 --> 00:45:06.453 Yeah, if you ever see Midnight Wrong, which is another film I'm sure, I will choose my brother to talk about because it's a very important one, this and I think. 00:45:06.633 --> 00:45:09.493 Midnight Run and Albert Brooks' real life. 00:45:09.793 --> 00:45:12.293 To me, that's the best Groden V is real life. 00:45:12.973 --> 00:45:13.613 Best Groden. 00:45:13.853 --> 00:45:15.873 You know, I was just introducing Groden. 00:45:16.073 --> 00:45:18.813 Fucking Beethoven was my first Groden experience. 00:45:18.893 --> 00:45:23.473 So that just proves I'm a nineties kid that I saw Beethoven first. 00:45:24.233 --> 00:45:26.033 It got better from there. 00:45:26.053 --> 00:45:35.953 No, I take that back because my sister had VHS and she wore the shit out of The Incredible Shrinking Woman, but I didn't realize that was Groden back in those days. 00:45:35.973 --> 00:45:42.133 So I guess my first Groden, when I realized he was a Groden was that, was Beethoven. 00:45:43.273 --> 00:45:44.913 I like Incredible Shrinking Woman. 00:45:44.993 --> 00:45:48.033 It's very eighties and that's perfectly fine. 00:45:48.433 --> 00:45:50.573 What did you think about seems like old times? 00:45:51.273 --> 00:45:52.393 I've never seen this before. 00:45:52.393 --> 00:45:56.393 So one of these days it's on the shame list, you know. 00:45:56.413 --> 00:45:56.853 That's it. 00:45:58.673 --> 00:46:03.293 I need to watch that again because I remember not liking it, but you know. 00:46:03.693 --> 00:46:06.073 This is Chevy and Goldie Hawn, right? 00:46:06.953 --> 00:46:07.373 Yeah. 00:46:07.573 --> 00:46:18.153 But you know, as you get older, you tend to appreciate things more like, I don't know, fine wine or tomatoes or Johnny Mathis. 00:46:18.673 --> 00:46:27.433 So maybe, maybe I could go back and look at that movie now and think, oh, well, there's Charles Grodin and everything is fine. 00:46:27.633 --> 00:46:28.713 We'll just look for characters. 00:46:28.733 --> 00:46:29.353 I feel that way. 00:46:30.133 --> 00:46:32.593 Yeah, I feel that way about most natural disasters. 00:46:32.613 --> 00:46:40.893 Like if just, if I can see terrible things happening and then just see like a still photograph of Charles Grodin, then everything is fine. 00:46:41.193 --> 00:46:49.533 And I can motivate myself from that to actually do positive things in a very slow and measured manner. 00:46:49.553 --> 00:46:50.973 It's like, wait, it's Chuck Heston here? 00:46:51.473 --> 00:46:52.833 It's all better than, see, you know. 00:46:54.853 --> 00:47:07.793 In a cinematic realm, not in a crazy Republican gun-toed realm, but you know, there was a time, there was a time, children, in the 1970s and probably somewhere in the 80s that we believed that Chuck Heston could save the world. 00:47:07.933 --> 00:47:09.073 And yes. 00:47:10.153 --> 00:47:12.753 It was the ascot and the rifle combination. 00:47:12.773 --> 00:47:13.593 Oh yeah, it works. 00:47:13.693 --> 00:47:14.333 It totally works. 00:47:16.293 --> 00:47:23.773 It's like decades, you get that, you know, the moon over Miami, you get the scarf, you get the rifle, you get some hash browns, Charles Heston can do anything. 00:47:24.153 --> 00:47:26.653 Oh man, what about some grits with that breakfast man? 00:47:26.673 --> 00:47:27.233 Come on now. 00:47:28.773 --> 00:47:33.413 Don't even start me on restaurants that don't serve grits because they deserve to be burned to the ground. 00:47:35.353 --> 00:47:41.473 Oh man, any final thoughts about this movie you want to talk about while we keep on plateauing and going back down again? 00:47:41.493 --> 00:47:44.473 None of this is being edited out, by the way, people. 00:47:44.493 --> 00:47:46.073 I don't even give a fuck, but here we are. 00:47:46.093 --> 00:47:48.333 Shoot, brother, go ahead. 00:47:49.373 --> 00:48:04.713 So I married an expert, or it doesn't particularly work on a rom-com level because it's romantic in a very, I don't want to say deficient, but a warped sort of way. 00:48:05.193 --> 00:48:12.133 And the comedy is, branches out like the veins in your brain. 00:48:12.373 --> 00:48:15.953 Like the spinal column comes up and that's solid. 00:48:16.313 --> 00:48:19.153 And then it just shoots all over the place. 00:48:19.173 --> 00:48:25.373 It's a weird sort of comedic sequences that have nothing to do with the rest of the film. 00:48:25.793 --> 00:48:43.033 But if you can hang with it and get to that last 25, 30 minutes where they're on their honeymoon, I swear it all comes together and it all makes a sort of non-lucid sense. 00:48:43.573 --> 00:48:46.953 And it's totally worth watching just because of that. 00:48:47.133 --> 00:48:54.393 And it's a movie that I could see the flaws in, but one that I absolutely love. 00:48:54.513 --> 00:48:59.593 And I don't know why I don't watch it, because I should and we all should because it's fantastic. 00:49:00.433 --> 00:49:03.033 Yeah, let's see how old I am now. 00:49:03.393 --> 00:49:07.473 This is 1993, 2003, 2023. 00:49:07.493 --> 00:49:12.293 This is almost 30 years old people and I'm old. 00:49:12.553 --> 00:49:13.593 So there you go. 00:49:13.613 --> 00:49:17.713 And I loved it 30 years ago, I love it now. 00:49:17.733 --> 00:49:22.893 For all of its flaws, for all of its, Foybles or what not, Foybles is a good 90s word, see? 00:49:22.933 --> 00:49:25.073 It does, much like this film. 00:49:25.073 --> 00:49:26.073 Foybles is great. 00:49:26.193 --> 00:49:30.973 Yes, it's a 90s word for a very 90s film. 00:49:32.813 --> 00:49:34.393 This is Aesop's Foybles. 00:49:34.493 --> 00:49:36.633 This is Aesop's Foybles, yes indeed. 00:49:36.653 --> 00:49:43.793 You know, he's going on a quest to go find the nookie that he's always not really deserved and that's Charlie's fatal flaw. 00:49:43.813 --> 00:49:47.573 Is that he does it all for the nookie? 00:49:47.733 --> 00:49:48.933 He does it all, well yeah. 00:49:48.953 --> 00:49:51.833 So you can get that cookie and sit and get up here, yeah. 00:49:53.353 --> 00:49:57.213 See, that's the chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavored water for you right there. 00:49:58.473 --> 00:50:01.533 And you get all of that in this movie. 00:50:02.633 --> 00:50:05.013 I think I'm trying to give a corn reference, but I'm not going to go there. 00:50:06.613 --> 00:50:10.133 It's fun, if you've never seen it before, you can find it in many, many places. 00:50:10.413 --> 00:50:17.393 Digital, DVD, Blu-ray, HBO Max currently apparently, according to IMDB here. 00:50:18.433 --> 00:50:19.393 Go give it a watch. 00:50:19.413 --> 00:50:21.733 I think it's some of Mr. 00:50:21.753 --> 00:50:23.193 Meyer's finest work. 00:50:24.153 --> 00:50:32.013 I choose this over Austin Powers most days, although there are some jokes in Austin Powers that are making a wonderful ensemble film. 00:50:32.273 --> 00:50:34.633 This is a wonderful ensemble film. 00:50:34.653 --> 00:50:44.693 If you ever want to watch Brenda Fricker, who most people would know as the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2, get all horny and stuff and be funny as hell, go check this out. 00:50:46.153 --> 00:50:47.033 God, Brenda Fricker. 00:50:47.493 --> 00:50:56.333 She said some shit that I love that's real garbage, like Masterminds with Patrick Stewart and Angel's son from Angels in that movie. 00:50:57.193 --> 00:50:58.113 That's a good movie. 00:50:58.533 --> 00:51:00.093 It's not though, dude. 00:51:00.153 --> 00:51:02.653 It's just Toy Soldiers with some tech in it. 00:51:02.673 --> 00:51:03.373 That's all it is. 00:51:05.733 --> 00:51:06.553 I've watched it. 00:51:06.873 --> 00:51:08.613 Again, just like this movie, I watched it. 00:51:08.633 --> 00:51:09.593 HBO many times. 00:51:09.893 --> 00:51:18.093 Charlie is a freak on a leash, but it really takes the thought of losing Harriet to make Rose bad. 00:51:19.013 --> 00:51:19.393 Yeah. 00:51:19.973 --> 00:51:21.433 All these things, you know. 00:51:21.793 --> 00:51:24.553 This was your fault for not corn. 00:51:25.673 --> 00:51:27.793 I'm just going to be over here in the corner. 00:51:27.813 --> 00:51:28.313 That's fine. 00:51:29.953 --> 00:51:31.093 See, I did there. 00:51:31.113 --> 00:51:35.073 I took X one step closer to the edge and then he broke. 00:51:36.453 --> 00:51:37.893 I cannot take this anymore. 00:51:37.933 --> 00:51:39.313 Now we're in Lincoln Park territory. 00:51:39.513 --> 00:51:39.813 See? 00:51:40.813 --> 00:51:42.053 Oh my God, I'm done. 00:51:42.073 --> 00:51:44.333 This is 90s and all. 00:51:44.353 --> 00:51:46.993 It's just spilling all over the show and I'm fine with it. 00:51:47.293 --> 00:51:47.813 It's fine. 00:51:48.593 --> 00:51:53.633 It's become the Hot Tub Time Machine episode and that's okay with me. 00:51:54.173 --> 00:51:56.353 We will do this again though very soon. 00:51:56.493 --> 00:51:58.773 I miss you and you know this, man. 00:51:59.193 --> 00:51:59.993 I miss you too. 00:52:00.013 --> 00:52:02.033 I've just been super busy. 00:52:02.213 --> 00:52:03.793 Hey, I have an idea. 00:52:03.813 --> 00:52:08.273 Let me tell you where you can find me if you are so inclined to do so. 00:52:08.293 --> 00:52:15.813 Golly, I'm the senior editor of Biff Bampop and I read a weekly column about wrestling called Around the Loop, which you can read every Saturday. 00:52:15.833 --> 00:52:17.453 I write lots of books. 00:52:17.473 --> 00:52:19.093 I still write lots of books. 00:52:19.113 --> 00:52:21.753 You can find those on Amazon through St. 00:52:21.773 --> 00:52:22.153 Rooster. 00:52:22.173 --> 00:52:24.353 You can find them digitally through Godless. 00:52:24.933 --> 00:52:25.713 And guess what? 00:52:25.773 --> 00:52:27.733 I got stuff coming out this year that I can't. 00:52:27.753 --> 00:52:37.547 Thank you They're all secret, but it's coming, and when it's ready, I will let you know. 00:52:37.567 --> 00:52:38.667 Hi, how are ya? 00:52:39.127 --> 00:52:39.907 There she goes. 00:52:40.187 --> 00:52:41.347 There she goes again. 00:52:41.367 --> 00:52:42.627 There she goes again, yes. 00:52:42.927 --> 00:52:45.627 There he goes again, oh my gosh. 00:52:45.867 --> 00:52:57.387 But yeah, I'm hoping that this past Valentine's Day and you got your partner, that cheap posy from the drug store, got you some nookie, so you can get that cookie, and we're doing it again. 00:52:57.727 --> 00:52:59.607 But that's the end of this. 00:53:00.067 --> 00:53:06.167 Do all those things that X told you to do, and yeah, we'll be right back with something else for you. 00:53:07.947 --> 00:53:09.167 Could I have your name, please? 00:53:09.847 --> 00:53:11.927 Hack, Marilyn Hack, stage 11. 00:53:12.207 --> 00:53:15.847 You were in that prison movie where you punched that little girl in the face. 00:53:17.027 --> 00:53:22.127 Marilyn Hack made quite the splash for her portrayal of Imogene the blind prostitute. 00:53:22.147 --> 00:53:25.127 You know what they say about blind prostitutes, you really have to hand it to them. 00:53:25.887 --> 00:53:27.507 We can cut that out, I know where I got that. 00:53:27.527 --> 00:53:28.147 I'm your agent. 00:53:28.267 --> 00:53:33.587 There was nothing more important to me in my life than you, excuse me. 00:53:33.847 --> 00:53:39.127 Victor Allen Miller, the venerable Broadway veteran best known as Irv the Footlong Weiner. 00:53:39.247 --> 00:53:43.647 Now starring in the Sunfish Classics feature, Home for Perim. 00:53:43.667 --> 00:53:44.727 Where the heck have you been? 00:53:45.467 --> 00:53:46.167 Aren't you nice? 00:53:46.547 --> 00:53:48.347 Well, actually I've been teaching in... 00:53:48.367 --> 00:53:49.707 Well, that's a rhetorical question. 00:53:50.407 --> 00:53:51.387 And action. 00:53:51.687 --> 00:53:53.707 What kind of girl doesn't want to be the nice fella? 00:53:54.287 --> 00:53:56.687 I did meet a nice fella. 00:53:57.487 --> 00:54:00.527 Her name is Mary Pat. 00:54:00.867 --> 00:54:02.367 Am I just going to miss sugar? 00:54:02.667 --> 00:54:03.107 Mama! 00:54:04.427 --> 00:54:05.287 And cut! 00:54:05.307 --> 00:54:09.427 I want you to add something from the bottom of your woman to make it a... 00:54:09.447 --> 00:54:12.707 Tone some of the themes down a little bit. 00:54:12.727 --> 00:54:13.407 How would that be? 00:54:13.427 --> 00:54:16.987 Just tone down the Jewishness so everyone could enjoy it. 00:54:17.007 --> 00:54:17.547 But no. 00:54:18.367 --> 00:54:19.607 What does a producer do? 00:54:19.827 --> 00:54:26.807 Lots of paying for sometimes ridiculous things, like... 00:54:26.827 --> 00:54:27.227 like snacks. 00:54:27.247 --> 00:54:31.687 Somebody brought up the idea of there being a possibility for an Oscar. 00:54:31.867 --> 00:54:32.647 For Home for Poorum? 00:54:34.707 --> 00:54:37.167 The Internet, that's the one with email, right? 00:54:37.247 --> 00:54:37.567 Yes. 00:54:38.007 --> 00:54:40.427 I think you're looking at an Academy Award nomination also. 00:54:40.787 --> 00:54:42.307 I think you need your 7-Eleven. 00:54:42.847 --> 00:54:44.367 Yes, Victor! 00:54:44.467 --> 00:54:44.947 Oscars. 00:54:44.967 --> 00:54:45.807 I smell Oscars. 00:54:45.827 --> 00:54:47.587 You see what a little buzz can do in this town? 00:54:51.127 --> 00:54:52.047 I predicted it. 00:54:52.207 --> 00:54:54.387 I said, this is the one, this is the vehicle. 00:54:54.587 --> 00:54:55.867 Morley, you told me not to do it. 00:54:56.327 --> 00:54:57.867 I hope you like it as much as we like doing it. 00:54:58.507 --> 00:55:02.787 Someone's killed their children and made them into cookies, and I want to go see that. 00:55:02.807 --> 00:55:03.187 Uh-huh. 00:55:03.207 --> 00:55:04.307 Follow me around in circles. 00:55:06.007 --> 00:55:06.567 And we saw. 00:55:07.087 --> 00:55:07.727 You're Debbie. 00:55:07.947 --> 00:55:08.687 You're Brian. 00:55:08.707 --> 00:55:10.287 He's just close from the A-list. 00:55:15.647 --> 00:55:19.347 In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. 00:55:19.647 --> 00:55:21.127 You never know which one's going to show up. 00:55:28.247 --> 00:55:28.707 Hello, folks. 00:55:28.727 --> 00:55:29.627 Welcome back to the show. 00:55:30.387 --> 00:55:38.727 I'm here with many, many guests and I'm very excited to tell you who those guests are because they'll be the guests who are here for both of these reviews, one of which is Mr. 00:55:38.747 --> 00:55:39.287 Cort Psyops. 00:55:39.307 --> 00:55:40.167 How are you doing, sir? 00:55:40.187 --> 00:55:51.427 I am doing excellent, Gary, and I'm glad that we could finally get this to work out to where we can talk about the final Christopher Guest or the latest Christopher Guest film for your Beef-aversary. 00:55:51.447 --> 00:55:52.467 Did I say that right? 00:55:52.487 --> 00:55:53.307 Yeah, he's the last two. 00:55:53.327 --> 00:55:54.607 Yeah, you said it right, for sure. 00:55:54.627 --> 00:55:56.927 The eighth or ninth year. 00:55:56.947 --> 00:55:57.967 I forget which one it is. 00:55:58.287 --> 00:55:58.807 Whatever, man. 00:55:58.827 --> 00:56:04.927 I don't do these anniversaries very often, but with me, he does lots of shows, but he's my partner. 00:56:04.947 --> 00:56:10.047 And we're going to get this going back on again, from Blood from the Core, your Legion Patreon show. 00:56:10.467 --> 00:56:10.787 Mr. 00:56:10.807 --> 00:56:12.267 Derek Bourgeois, how are you doing, sir? 00:56:12.287 --> 00:56:14.787 Gary, it's been a while, you know. 00:56:14.807 --> 00:56:22.967 And it's great to be here to talk about not just one, but two movies and one I liked better than the other. 00:56:24.227 --> 00:56:24.787 Fair enough. 00:56:25.467 --> 00:56:28.587 And Suzanne, you heard from from MW in this show. 00:56:28.647 --> 00:56:29.327 She's here as well. 00:56:29.347 --> 00:56:30.047 How are you doing, girl? 00:56:30.067 --> 00:56:31.367 I'm doing great. 00:56:31.387 --> 00:56:33.907 I'm happy to be with my three favorite podcasters. 00:56:35.127 --> 00:56:36.587 Hey, Suzanne. 00:56:36.647 --> 00:56:37.167 I'm telling her. 00:56:37.187 --> 00:56:38.727 Sweet, I made the cusp, the cut. 00:56:38.747 --> 00:56:39.487 I got the bronze. 00:56:39.507 --> 00:56:40.427 I got the bronze. 00:56:40.567 --> 00:56:41.447 He said cusp. 00:56:41.467 --> 00:56:42.547 I'm telling the Lord, you know. 00:56:44.707 --> 00:56:47.647 I meant to say cut, but, you know, that Delta 8 is a real bitch. 00:56:47.847 --> 00:56:48.447 Man. 00:56:49.787 --> 00:56:51.427 I'm telling Iris on Suzanne, too. 00:56:51.487 --> 00:56:54.247 She's in sunny California right now, hanging out and stuff. 00:56:54.267 --> 00:56:56.007 So she's getting it in. 00:56:56.427 --> 00:56:59.007 That's why she's not my favorite podcaster right now. 00:56:59.027 --> 00:56:59.607 Gosh. 00:57:00.587 --> 00:57:01.807 I think it's going to be OK. 00:57:02.107 --> 00:57:03.567 But the next one. 00:57:03.587 --> 00:57:04.607 I got the bronze. 00:57:04.747 --> 00:57:05.427 I got the bronze. 00:57:08.367 --> 00:57:17.547 The next one up in the the Beefiversary Christopher Guest oeuvre, if you will, is for your consideration from 2006. 00:57:18.707 --> 00:57:24.147 This has a lot of your usual cast of characters that are in these movies, including Catherine O'Hara, Eugene Levy. 00:57:24.587 --> 00:57:27.067 I might go to the whole cast list because these are the ones that you've seen. 00:57:27.087 --> 00:57:29.207 I'll name some new faces though. 00:57:29.227 --> 00:57:30.787 Rachel Harris shows up in this movie. 00:57:32.347 --> 00:57:34.067 John Krakinski shows up in this movie. 00:57:34.807 --> 00:57:36.047 Sandra Oh shows up in this movie. 00:57:36.067 --> 00:57:39.427 Richard Kind, which I'm surprised to see this long, for him to show up in one of these movies. 00:57:39.887 --> 00:57:41.007 I've always liked that actor. 00:57:41.647 --> 00:57:46.187 Scott Adds that you may know him as Pete from... 00:57:46.467 --> 00:57:47.047 Was it Pete? 00:57:47.047 --> 00:57:47.727 I forget his name. 00:57:47.747 --> 00:57:48.527 From 30 Rock. 00:57:49.087 --> 00:57:54.127 I could be wrong on that name, but he's also Baymax from Big Hero 6, so love that shite y'all. 00:57:55.667 --> 00:57:56.187 Oh yeah. 00:57:56.767 --> 00:57:59.047 Oh, Ricky Gervais shows up in this movie. 00:57:59.447 --> 00:58:02.367 Craig Bierko, great character actor, shows up in this movie. 00:58:02.727 --> 00:58:09.027 I love that guy, because I can see him in something funny, and I can watch Long Kiss Good Night and watch him be this fucking bastard. 00:58:09.047 --> 00:58:14.467 It's just, it's amazing, you know, the versatile actor that Craig Bierko can be. 00:58:15.327 --> 00:58:30.487 Basically, this one is a film about making a film, and it's kind of like Guffman in a way, because they're making this prestige film, and there's a rumor that some of them may be up for awards, hence the title, For Your Consideration. 00:58:31.027 --> 00:58:34.247 I'm going to kick it to Derek first and ask him his thoughts on this film. 00:58:34.907 --> 00:58:36.347 Yeah. 00:58:37.147 --> 00:58:48.987 I, the thing that kind of took me out of this movie is because I actually was a big fan of like a lot of his other movies before this one came out, was it's not a mockumentary at all. 00:58:49.247 --> 00:59:06.407 It's, it's pretty much just, it's more in a film style, which is kind of weird because it's trying to be a mockumentary at times, but it's not supposed to be because they don't really follow the people around and Cameron is actually film scenes, if that makes sense. 00:59:06.707 --> 00:59:09.867 But it still has some funny moments within it. 00:59:10.247 --> 00:59:12.527 But it just took me out of it. 00:59:12.547 --> 00:59:16.687 You know, it's pretty, it has some good moments within it. 00:59:16.707 --> 00:59:21.367 You know, some of the Acton's characters that we love in these movies are great. 00:59:21.727 --> 00:59:33.347 But overall, it just, it just felt weird that this, you know, he took a step back from mockumentaries and made pretty much just like this pseudo about making a movie. 00:59:33.587 --> 00:59:45.427 But I can see probably the kind of message that this movie is trying to interpret with that, in that sense, you know, and, you know, it's just some weird things. 00:59:45.447 --> 00:59:48.627 We're like, you know, I don't even give a shit about the Oscars really either. 00:59:48.707 --> 00:59:51.907 So it's like, I don't give a fuck if these people get nominated or not. 00:59:52.687 --> 00:59:56.127 You know, but overall, it still has enjoyable moments. 00:59:56.447 --> 01:00:04.967 It's probably on my bottom of the Christopher Guest pool of films, but it still has some interesting moments to it. 01:00:04.987 --> 01:00:05.527 But yeah. 01:00:06.167 --> 01:00:06.587 Cool. 01:00:06.747 --> 01:00:07.327 Suzanne. 01:00:07.747 --> 01:00:17.907 You know, this one I don't enjoy as much because for me, I think this, there are moments of this movie that I find uncomfortable. 01:00:17.927 --> 01:00:22.967 I don't usually when they do the after everybody is thriving. 01:00:23.567 --> 01:00:28.227 And then when they were doing the, oh, let's go take a look at the, those that weren't nominated. 01:00:28.867 --> 01:00:40.867 And I feel Catherine O'Hara taking out 20 bottles of vodka because I feel there are some parties that I have where I'm having a cocktail party for 87 people and she's all about a bottle of bottles. 01:00:41.427 --> 01:00:44.287 I just, this one, I don't know. 01:00:44.307 --> 01:00:49.047 It just doesn't, he's going for that movie within a movie. 01:00:50.207 --> 01:00:59.607 And I think the only person I actually enjoy in this movie is Harry Shearer as, oh my goodness, his name Victor. 01:01:02.707 --> 01:01:04.647 And he just takes everything as tried. 01:01:04.907 --> 01:01:10.647 He just, he's a commercial actor and he gets this great role. 01:01:11.327 --> 01:01:17.967 And I just, I felt truly bad for most of the actors in this movie, the way that they were portrayed. 01:01:18.067 --> 01:01:21.227 It was just, I found the movie to be incredibly uncomfortable. 01:01:21.247 --> 01:01:24.027 And me, I'm once again, don't give a shit about the Oscars. 01:01:24.047 --> 01:01:29.287 I did watch them this year and I got to watch fucking Will Smith's slap Chris Rock. 01:01:29.307 --> 01:01:40.507 So, you know, hey, there's something to be said for that, but I just, I can honestly say, I just don't enjoy this movie the way there are moments that are funny. 01:01:40.507 --> 01:01:49.887 There are moments that are, you know, there's a few glimpses of genius in this, but I just, I don't enjoy the movie. 01:01:50.087 --> 01:01:58.027 It's kind of mean spirited where everything else he's done has been, you know, kind of done tongue in cheek and light heartedly. 01:01:58.047 --> 01:01:59.087 This one is not. 01:01:59.527 --> 01:02:03.127 And I have to admit it, it bothers me a little bit. 01:02:03.407 --> 01:02:05.347 Yeah, it kind of bothered me too. 01:02:05.387 --> 01:02:06.107 I agree. 01:02:06.907 --> 01:02:07.667 That's what I mean. 01:02:07.687 --> 01:02:18.827 Like, you know, it's like the movie itself, it's like you're following these people, but everyone else is treating them like shit, especially at the very end of the movie where they do like the three months after thing. 01:02:18.847 --> 01:02:20.687 And it's like, what the fuck? 01:02:20.967 --> 01:02:27.727 Yeah, he went for an almost Oscar to pimping the fucking hula weights, you know? 01:02:29.147 --> 01:02:35.047 And it's like I said, this one just seems to me just to be a little mean spirited. 01:02:36.707 --> 01:02:36.987 Cort? 01:02:37.567 --> 01:02:41.367 I always forget this movie even exists after I watch it. 01:02:41.667 --> 01:02:48.167 I just fucking can't even believe that it just gets out of my brain, pretty much. 01:02:49.047 --> 01:02:52.967 Mostly, I would have to agree with what Derek and Suzanne have said. 01:02:52.987 --> 01:03:01.027 The only thing that I would really add is it seems like right after A Mighty Wind, he got a lot more money thrown at him and decided he was going to stop doing what he was doing. 01:03:01.387 --> 01:03:04.067 And perhaps all the stuff in A Mighty Wind was so upbeat. 01:03:04.447 --> 01:03:07.867 And for the most part, everybody ended on such a high note and a happy thing. 01:03:07.887 --> 01:03:21.867 And that show was just this big grandiose, almost like that toothpaste commercial that they were making fun of it with, that he took the left turn that he did to do for your consideration because he was almost sick of making everything so sweet and saccharine from A Mighty Wind. 01:03:21.887 --> 01:03:24.327 And he just got mean spirited for a movie. 01:03:24.347 --> 01:03:26.107 And thankfully, he came out of that. 01:03:26.467 --> 01:03:30.787 Yeah, this is probably the most dank of all the movies. 01:03:30.807 --> 01:03:35.687 And like Derek said, it's not a mockumentary like the other ones. 01:03:35.707 --> 01:03:39.367 They really don't give you the time to get to know these characters a lot much. 01:03:39.387 --> 01:03:43.067 All you know is Catherine O'Hara's character in the film. 01:03:43.087 --> 01:03:44.407 Marilyn Hack. 01:03:44.407 --> 01:03:49.767 Marilyn Hack is like this aged movie star who doesn't do a whole lot more than what she's doing now. 01:03:49.787 --> 01:03:54.507 This is like her big, her latest biggest thing where she plays the aged mother who's dying. 01:03:54.527 --> 01:03:56.547 So that real prestige role. 01:03:57.767 --> 01:04:03.807 Harry Shearer is known to be like the hot dog king or something like that, something along those lines. 01:04:05.047 --> 01:04:05.427 Yes. 01:04:05.927 --> 01:04:07.687 So he's known for this commercial stuff. 01:04:08.027 --> 01:04:10.107 And he's never even known to be this big actor. 01:04:10.127 --> 01:04:18.527 And these two up and comers, again, Parker Posey as Callie Webb, she has the most to lose from this really. 01:04:18.547 --> 01:04:29.267 And she loses with the rest of them because the whole idea of them getting excited for this possible nomination because somebody mentioned it and then the news magazines started mentioning it so they get more and more excited. 01:04:29.607 --> 01:04:32.207 So when it happens, they get up early at 5 a.m. 01:04:32.727 --> 01:04:34.047 and they don't get nominated. 01:04:34.567 --> 01:04:53.727 She's just, she's Chris Fallon the most, I think, whereas Marilyn Hack falls into alcohol and apparently plastic surgery before that because that's one of the bad things I don't like about this movie is seeing Catharine O'Hara in that light where she's all botoxed up and you know, whatever, she looks like she's a mess, you know? 01:04:53.747 --> 01:04:54.627 Yeah. 01:04:55.027 --> 01:04:59.187 But that's more of a look than anything else, but there are some shining points to this movie. 01:05:00.327 --> 01:05:03.927 Jennifer Coolidge and, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 01:05:04.227 --> 01:05:05.207 What's the guy's name? 01:05:06.527 --> 01:05:15.267 No, no, yeah, well, he's great too, but yeah, the Ricky Gervais stuff, him having the idea that to change, because nobody knows it's Jewish holidays, so they make it Thanksgiving. 01:05:15.607 --> 01:05:21.547 The whole pitch of that would be a real thing in like a room full of creative people. 01:05:21.607 --> 01:05:24.047 And he really brought some table with that. 01:05:25.347 --> 01:05:29.007 Miriam McCormick in the bootleg Pilgrim Woman trailer was hilarious. 01:05:32.087 --> 01:05:37.447 She's an actress that I've always loved, but she never gets any recognition. 01:05:37.467 --> 01:05:41.247 She was in this great show on USA that I cannot remember the name of. 01:05:41.467 --> 01:05:42.487 Oh, I know the one. 01:05:42.507 --> 01:05:44.487 I just can't think of the name, but yes, you're right. 01:05:44.507 --> 01:05:44.807 Same. 01:05:45.127 --> 01:05:46.327 What, Silk Stockings? 01:05:46.787 --> 01:05:53.987 No, she was a US Marshal and they basically put people into witness protection. 01:05:54.007 --> 01:05:55.747 Covert Affairs, maybe? 01:05:55.947 --> 01:06:00.507 I'm going to find it, so continue. 01:06:00.847 --> 01:06:01.647 That's okay. 01:06:02.067 --> 01:06:02.687 Now, Ricky G. 01:06:02.707 --> 01:06:06.367 Ray shows up in this and there's some other fun stuff. 01:06:06.387 --> 01:06:11.967 Of course, Fred Willard hamming it up with Jane Lynch on this like Entertainment Tonight show. 01:06:11.987 --> 01:06:16.807 Those are probably some of the best bits of the movie is with those two, of course, because they're just- 01:06:16.827 --> 01:06:17.847 In plain sight. 01:06:18.007 --> 01:06:19.247 Yeah, okay. 01:06:19.347 --> 01:06:20.347 In plain sight. 01:06:20.347 --> 01:06:21.287 Yes, there we go. 01:06:21.627 --> 01:06:22.247 Because they're just- 01:06:23.847 --> 01:06:24.387 You're okay. 01:06:24.687 --> 01:06:28.447 They're just comedy people and I enjoy their shtick, especially when they're together. 01:06:28.487 --> 01:06:37.027 But one of the biggest faults of this movie, there's a lot of them, is that you don't get a lot of cats on her hair and you even let me do stuff together. 01:06:37.107 --> 01:06:39.607 They're separate and I think it hurts to film. 01:06:40.207 --> 01:06:40.667 You know. 01:06:42.847 --> 01:06:44.787 They are such a great comedy duo. 01:06:44.807 --> 01:06:47.867 All you have to do is put them in a room and film them and you've got funny. 01:06:47.887 --> 01:06:48.527 That's it. 01:06:48.807 --> 01:06:49.127 Yeah. 01:06:49.787 --> 01:06:57.707 And you know, the thing is for me, the one thing that always holds a Christopher Guest movie together is Fred Willard. 01:06:57.787 --> 01:07:03.547 He's literally the gopher from Caddyshack that brings everything together. 01:07:03.547 --> 01:07:08.987 It's just, he's just a little thread through the middle that everybody pulls to. 01:07:09.527 --> 01:07:21.627 And he's great as the morning show, entertainment, tonight host, but he just, it seemed like he was, it just, it seemed like he was wasted there. 01:07:22.007 --> 01:07:24.107 I mean, him and Jay Lynch were hilarious together. 01:07:24.127 --> 01:07:26.327 They were the best parts of the movie. 01:07:26.347 --> 01:07:27.107 Yeah. 01:07:27.607 --> 01:07:28.407 Oh my gosh. 01:07:28.827 --> 01:07:35.467 Well, we're talking bad about this film and not in the worst way, but this is the bottom of the barrel, probably for all of us. 01:07:35.927 --> 01:07:44.627 But I'm going to kick it back to Cort and anything else he'd like to say about this particular one before we move on to something else and we'll just give one to ten. 01:07:44.927 --> 01:07:49.267 The first time I watched For Your Consideration, I didn't even know it was a Christopher Guest film. 01:07:49.587 --> 01:07:54.807 Until it ended up on this list for the Beef Reversery stuff, I didn't realize it was a Christopher Guest film. 01:07:55.947 --> 01:08:01.807 Like I said, I watched it, I forgot about it, checked it out again to be able to do the shows. 01:08:02.267 --> 01:08:05.187 It's just there, it just exists. 01:08:05.727 --> 01:08:08.787 It's a movie, it's nothing to get super upset about. 01:08:09.287 --> 01:08:27.247 But in the oeuvre of someone that has been so brilliant as what Guest has been, something to be this far down the line, or the level of the hierarchy, for it to be this just okay and mediocre is a really big disappointment. 01:08:27.267 --> 01:08:29.287 So it's just a five, really, out of 10. 01:08:29.307 --> 01:08:30.407 It's just okay. 01:08:30.727 --> 01:08:31.587 It just exists. 01:08:31.747 --> 01:08:34.147 If you got the time that you want to waste to watch it, that's fine. 01:08:34.587 --> 01:08:39.307 But otherwise, there's not very much stuff to really sink your teeth into and enjoy. 01:08:39.327 --> 01:08:41.967 And like Suzanne said, it's really fucking mean-spirited. 01:08:41.987 --> 01:08:43.647 And I have a really hard time getting over that. 01:08:44.007 --> 01:08:44.427 Yeah. 01:08:44.767 --> 01:08:45.487 And you're not wrong. 01:08:45.507 --> 01:08:51.547 This is the only one that really feels not like one of his films, but it has all the people in it. 01:08:51.767 --> 01:08:54.127 So it just seems like it's kind of laze there. 01:08:55.327 --> 01:08:56.667 It's kind of a waste in a way. 01:08:56.947 --> 01:09:01.027 And I hate to call that all these wonderful actors wasting your time. 01:09:01.047 --> 01:09:02.627 It just doesn't work. 01:09:03.467 --> 01:09:05.727 Even his fucking character in the movie is shitty. 01:09:05.747 --> 01:09:06.227 Yeah. 01:09:06.987 --> 01:09:08.207 He looks like a racer head. 01:09:08.227 --> 01:09:11.367 I mean, I'm sure that was completely done on purpose. 01:09:11.667 --> 01:09:18.307 Maybe he was trying to hide his appearance, but yeah, it's just, it just doesn't, it doesn't work. 01:09:19.927 --> 01:09:20.527 Suzanne. 01:09:21.367 --> 01:09:24.207 Now, honestly, I agree with the thought. 01:09:24.587 --> 01:09:27.947 I mean, there are, there are points here that are really funny. 01:09:28.927 --> 01:09:33.287 And my problem is the majority of it is not fun to watch. 01:09:33.687 --> 01:09:42.567 The only magic that truly happens is Fred Willard and Jane Lynch, but they do go about it in a mean spirited way. 01:09:42.967 --> 01:09:44.187 Oh, you were nominated. 01:09:44.207 --> 01:09:46.127 So how do you feel today? 01:09:46.147 --> 01:09:48.047 I mean, that is just cool. 01:09:48.767 --> 01:09:55.267 And I found it incredibly difficult to watch the last 20 minutes of it. 01:09:56.147 --> 01:10:06.567 And I know he was probably making an attempt to make fun of older Hollywood actresses and over-botoxing, face lifting. 01:10:06.967 --> 01:10:09.467 But I think that just made it worse. 01:10:09.767 --> 01:10:16.327 I just, like I said, there are a few shoddy moments, but I truly just don't enjoy this movie at all. 01:10:17.407 --> 01:10:18.167 I get it totally. 01:10:19.067 --> 01:10:19.467 Derek? 01:10:19.847 --> 01:10:21.187 Yeah, it's definitely a five. 01:10:21.767 --> 01:10:25.487 It's, it's just mean-spirited and kind of boring. 01:10:26.307 --> 01:10:42.787 Even like some of the comedies that don't even hit sometimes with me and, you know, you know, I gotta agree, like the Fred Willard stuff is pretty great, but I agree that it's also kind of goes way over the top and mean-spirited at the very end of the movie, you know? 01:10:42.807 --> 01:10:46.467 And I would say I like them in the movie. 01:10:46.847 --> 01:10:56.587 I actually did like that Eugene Levy actually played an asshole character for once, as we were, because in the last few Christopher Guest movies, he usually gets fucked, you know? 01:10:57.447 --> 01:11:00.647 Oh, God, that he was just such a terrible agent. 01:11:00.887 --> 01:11:02.247 Yeah, he was such a dick. 01:11:02.407 --> 01:11:03.027 I like it. 01:11:04.367 --> 01:11:10.827 I don't think he, the thing is with Eugene Levy, once again, he was so barely there, I barely have a chance to talk about him. 01:11:11.147 --> 01:11:12.047 Yeah, I like it. 01:11:12.067 --> 01:11:14.167 He was just kind of there. 01:11:14.547 --> 01:11:19.647 Yeah, and it's fucking, you know, I love the scene where he's like, he smells the bagel, while he's eating at the end. 01:11:21.147 --> 01:11:26.727 He's like, he gives us a slug, but anyways, yeah, I like Harry Scherrer in the movie. 01:11:26.867 --> 01:11:27.707 He's pretty great. 01:11:28.127 --> 01:11:29.407 And that's about it. 01:11:29.767 --> 01:11:31.467 Yeah, it's a five for me too. 01:11:31.967 --> 01:11:36.387 I mean, like what they said, this is bottom of the barrel for many, many reasons. 01:11:36.407 --> 01:11:39.947 And I always commend folks for making a movie. 01:11:40.327 --> 01:11:47.107 But when you make a movie that you're seeing a whole other way, when you try something different and it fails, it just sits there. 01:11:47.347 --> 01:11:48.767 And this film just sits there. 01:11:49.147 --> 01:11:54.827 So unless you're a real completist of these movies, I wouldn't recommend it. 01:11:54.847 --> 01:11:56.387 So we did the top six. 01:11:57.127 --> 01:12:00.107 This would be on the bottom for I'm guessing most people. 01:12:00.447 --> 01:12:01.527 So yeah. 01:12:01.787 --> 01:12:02.287 Yeah. 01:12:02.307 --> 01:12:09.147 And I just wanted to add one thing before we leave this review is the most fucked up. 01:12:09.167 --> 01:12:15.607 The thing that made me more angry watching the movie is because of my old DVD actually stopped halfway through the movie. 01:12:16.027 --> 01:12:18.007 So I actually had to fucking rent this. 01:12:18.327 --> 01:12:22.607 So I actually had to rent on Amazon to finish watching the fucking movie. 01:12:24.887 --> 01:12:25.647 It happens. 01:12:26.247 --> 01:12:26.967 It happens. 01:12:27.407 --> 01:12:29.807 That happened to me in Black Belly of the Tarantula. 01:12:30.407 --> 01:12:36.587 I'll admit though that actually the Amazon I should have just rented at the beginning with it because the DVD kind of looks like shit. 01:12:38.547 --> 01:12:40.107 Well, that's it for this one. 01:12:40.567 --> 01:12:51.507 The next thing you should hear in the show of this Beefiversary episode would be myself and Ricky Morgan with Crippled Theatre with 1986's Wired to Kill. 01:12:51.527 --> 01:12:52.887 Talk to you guys in a minute. 01:12:53.447 --> 01:12:57.427 Mascotting is not unlike a marriage in that it's about cooperation. 01:12:57.927 --> 01:12:58.847 It's about listening. 01:13:01.047 --> 01:13:03.327 Even if people are screaming at you, you're not allowed to talk. 01:13:03.487 --> 01:13:05.147 And that's a good lesson for a marriage. 01:13:07.147 --> 01:13:10.547 Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition. 01:13:10.587 --> 01:13:13.887 We finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists. 01:13:14.367 --> 01:13:19.387 Danny the Donkey, my mascot, was the first one to have an anatomically correct costume. 01:13:19.827 --> 01:13:22.627 You know, I was overcompensating, classic overcompensation. 01:13:22.647 --> 01:13:25.947 I'm Alvin the Armadillo. 01:13:32.427 --> 01:13:34.067 I went to the Fluffies five years ago. 01:13:34.387 --> 01:13:35.647 I got honorable mention. 01:13:36.267 --> 01:13:40.247 That's like first place, really, but it's a weird first place. 01:13:41.607 --> 01:13:43.847 My name is Tommy, also known as the Fist. 01:13:43.867 --> 01:13:47.407 A lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascottery. 01:13:50.647 --> 01:13:53.647 To be fair, I am currently serving six temporary suspensions. 01:13:53.947 --> 01:13:55.447 I announced the gold category. 01:13:55.727 --> 01:13:58.127 I wrote a book and I got more applause than I did. 01:14:00.267 --> 01:14:02.967 Did they make you this size just to fit in the worm costume? 01:14:04.087 --> 01:14:07.127 No, they made me this size when I was born. 01:14:07.427 --> 01:14:08.127 Oh, I see. 01:14:08.147 --> 01:14:10.147 I thought maybe they shrunk you down or something. 01:14:11.227 --> 01:14:11.807 Tell me everything. 01:14:11.827 --> 01:14:14.027 This fascinates the hell out of me. 01:14:16.847 --> 01:14:17.687 She's a pencil. 01:14:18.567 --> 01:14:19.567 Emotions. 01:14:21.927 --> 01:14:23.707 Benny the Banana Slug failed his drug test. 01:14:26.147 --> 01:14:26.527 Yes. 01:14:26.807 --> 01:14:27.567 No, yes. 01:14:30.927 --> 01:14:33.107 We have a drug problem and we got a sex problem. 01:14:33.187 --> 01:14:35.147 Hey! 01:14:35.267 --> 01:14:36.627 Mascots, they don't die. 01:14:36.707 --> 01:14:37.907 They just hang in a closet. 01:14:37.927 --> 01:14:38.767 Yeah, because they're... 01:14:39.187 --> 01:14:40.087 It's an outfit. 01:14:40.667 --> 01:14:41.027 It is. 01:14:41.047 --> 01:14:41.747 It's an outfit. 01:14:41.767 --> 01:14:44.767 I'm crazy about you. 01:14:45.107 --> 01:14:45.987 That's really sweet. 01:14:46.307 --> 01:14:49.007 I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head. 01:15:07.427 --> 01:15:08.447 A new dark age. 01:15:10.132 --> 01:15:12.912 A barbaric time, after the great plague. 01:15:13.412 --> 01:15:16.972 A new American reality, in a desolate land. 01:15:18.272 --> 01:15:23.692 To this imperfect world, came evil, wearing a human face. 01:15:23.712 --> 01:15:27.072 Came courage, forging an unlikely hero. 01:15:28.072 --> 01:15:31.612 And came destiny, resolute to innocence. 01:15:33.672 --> 01:15:36.292 He's just sitting out there waiting. 01:15:38.472 --> 01:15:54.232 In the face of oppression, they became inventive, methodical, cunning, lethal, wired to kill. 01:15:57.052 --> 01:15:58.532 Now is the time of anarchy. 01:15:58.552 --> 01:16:00.272 No creed of honor. 01:16:05.592 --> 01:16:07.912 The only art is the art of survival. 01:16:50.410 --> 01:16:54.270 In their quest for survival, they found the ultimate truth. 01:16:58.770 --> 01:16:59.870 Frankie Schaeffer's film. 01:17:07.930 --> 01:17:10.570 Hello, folks, once again, this is part of the Beefiversary. 01:17:10.590 --> 01:17:11.570 This is Crippled Theater. 01:17:12.030 --> 01:17:17.490 I enjoyed, once again, by the guy you know from The Helming Power Hour and so many other projects. 01:17:18.010 --> 01:17:20.610 Hopefully, coming back soon again. 01:17:20.630 --> 01:17:21.990 I would love it, man. 01:17:22.390 --> 01:17:23.270 Ricky Morgan is here. 01:17:23.290 --> 01:17:23.990 How you doing, sir? 01:17:24.090 --> 01:17:24.610 Yep, yep. 01:17:24.850 --> 01:17:27.810 Oh, man, it's always a blast to be back on here with my good friend, Gary. 01:17:28.130 --> 01:17:31.910 So, you know, it don't really matter what the subject matter is. 01:17:31.930 --> 01:17:32.930 It's just gonna be fun. 01:17:33.170 --> 01:17:35.250 Yeah, this is fun in a way. 01:17:35.370 --> 01:17:37.150 We'll get into it, you know. 01:17:37.250 --> 01:17:39.370 It's a strange flick. 01:17:39.650 --> 01:17:41.070 This time, we're on Crippled Theater. 01:17:41.910 --> 01:17:43.490 I chose, Ricky didn't choose this. 01:17:43.930 --> 01:17:48.330 I took a chance, a film I never heard of before, and sometimes it works out. 01:17:48.790 --> 01:17:52.770 Like, I listened to a podcast about Stone Cold today, the one with Brian Bosworth. 01:17:52.870 --> 01:17:53.330 Oh yeah. 01:17:53.530 --> 01:17:54.950 The We Hate Movies episode. 01:17:54.970 --> 01:17:58.530 They'd never seen it before, and it was like a fucking revelation to them. 01:17:59.270 --> 01:18:00.950 And I was like, as well it should be. 01:18:00.970 --> 01:18:09.810 There's a helicopter flying out of a window, a motorcycle flying out of a window and a helicopter in that movie, and it is one of the most irresponsible and amazing stunts I've ever seen in my life. 01:18:10.070 --> 01:18:10.570 And you know. 01:18:13.150 --> 01:18:15.830 Man oh man, we're doing Wired to Kill, though. 01:18:16.010 --> 01:18:19.290 This is also known as Booby Trap from 1986. 01:18:20.310 --> 01:18:22.790 That fits the movie more than anything else. 01:18:23.170 --> 01:18:25.110 You know what, I think that works better, too. 01:18:25.270 --> 01:18:27.110 Yeah, if you think about it. 01:18:27.410 --> 01:18:34.490 This is written and directed by a guy named Francis Schaeffer who made like three other films, and one of which sounds pretty spectacular. 01:18:34.510 --> 01:18:40.590 I'm gonna look for it because, let me click on it right now, I'll tell you what it is, before we get into this movie. 01:18:41.610 --> 01:18:42.530 Oh, not that one. 01:18:42.550 --> 01:18:46.290 Ah, known for, where's the directing stuff? 01:18:46.310 --> 01:18:47.990 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 01:18:48.390 --> 01:18:49.850 Oh, here's the one, The Headhunter. 01:18:49.870 --> 01:18:55.370 It's a film where the plot synopsis of a Miami cop finds out his wife is a female lover. 01:18:55.390 --> 01:18:58.190 He begins to have an affair with his female partner. 01:18:58.630 --> 01:19:08.170 Meanwhile, a voodoo demon from Africa arrives among Miami's Nigerian community and begins decapitating some people and possessing others, including the cop's wife. 01:19:08.810 --> 01:19:09.650 I've seen this one. 01:19:09.950 --> 01:19:10.410 Oh, really? 01:19:10.830 --> 01:19:11.290 Really? 01:19:11.310 --> 01:19:14.170 Yeah, I had no idea it was the same director. 01:19:15.830 --> 01:19:18.050 Title card says, Black Magic, Pure Terror. 01:19:18.070 --> 01:19:23.310 Is it like 91, something like that, when that came out? 01:19:23.330 --> 01:19:24.910 88, it says here. 01:19:24.930 --> 01:19:27.910 Yeah, probably filled 85 with what knows. 01:19:27.930 --> 01:19:29.390 I wanna see it though. 01:19:29.730 --> 01:19:30.450 I just kinda do. 01:19:30.470 --> 01:19:33.570 Yeah, that's about it that guy made. 01:19:34.150 --> 01:19:42.690 But this one, your plot synopsis says, in the near future, law and order breaks down, diseases, violence and immortality are rampant. 01:19:43.010 --> 01:19:45.310 However, one Christian, why does it say Christian? 01:19:45.510 --> 01:19:49.210 Young man decides not to show the other cheek anymore. 01:19:49.570 --> 01:19:55.270 He modifies his wheelchair untrue to help him protect his home and family and kill the thugs first. 01:19:55.510 --> 01:20:00.430 See, that's what gets you excited about this movie, but not a lot of that happens in this movie. 01:20:01.530 --> 01:20:04.870 No, that's way more description than I ever get through the entire film, so. 01:20:06.630 --> 01:20:08.330 He doesn't even do his wheelchair. 01:20:08.350 --> 01:20:12.050 I'll give you the, my plot synopsis of this movie. 01:20:12.390 --> 01:20:18.930 Basically, a plague has wiped out a bunch of people and these two teens who are living together with the mother and the grandmother. 01:20:20.450 --> 01:20:23.530 One's, I guess, an aspiring robotics person and musician. 01:20:23.970 --> 01:20:25.870 The other one's just kind of like a homeless drifter. 01:20:25.890 --> 01:20:27.790 I don't know what these kids got going on. 01:20:28.050 --> 01:20:28.850 It's very strange. 01:20:29.170 --> 01:20:30.610 But anyway, this is- 01:20:30.630 --> 01:20:33.170 I'm trying to figure out, were they boyfriend, girlfriend? 01:20:33.190 --> 01:20:33.970 Were they cousins? 01:20:33.990 --> 01:20:34.710 What was the deal here? 01:20:34.730 --> 01:20:36.250 I think they were just friends, I think. 01:20:36.430 --> 01:20:38.530 I think, yeah. 01:20:38.950 --> 01:20:39.870 It's really strange. 01:20:40.330 --> 01:20:48.390 But basically, a plague happens, it kills a bunch of people and it brings about gang activity. 01:20:48.770 --> 01:20:55.250 So you're looking at like Mad Max and suburbia, which you're either in for that or you're not in for that. 01:20:55.530 --> 01:20:58.110 And I'll say this right now about this movie. 01:20:58.890 --> 01:21:03.310 I've seen films go this way in this kind of stuff. 01:21:03.330 --> 01:21:10.850 I'm talking to like Prayer of the Roller Boys, stuff like that, that are worse than this movie because it gets bonkers in parts. 01:21:12.210 --> 01:21:13.410 I'll kick it to the cast. 01:21:14.490 --> 01:21:17.970 Emily Longstreth as Rebecca, who's our female lead. 01:21:18.410 --> 01:21:20.490 She was in stuff like Pretty in Pink. 01:21:20.750 --> 01:21:22.050 She's all over the 80s. 01:21:22.370 --> 01:21:24.870 She was a girl on roller skates and hard bodies, y'all. 01:21:26.570 --> 01:21:28.390 Come on, now. 01:21:28.410 --> 01:21:30.990 Devin Helscher, he's not in much. 01:21:31.010 --> 01:21:33.830 He plays our male lead, Steve. 01:21:34.630 --> 01:21:40.230 Merritt Buttrick, who you will know from stuff, plays Regus, who's our gang leader with the sunglasses on. 01:21:40.550 --> 01:21:43.730 He plays Captain Kirk's son in Star Trek II and III. 01:21:44.990 --> 01:21:47.350 He's in Fright Night Part II with Charlie Brewster's buddy. 01:21:48.530 --> 01:21:54.650 Most importantly, to 80s nerds like myself and Ricky here, he played Johnny Slash on Squared Pigs. 01:21:54.950 --> 01:21:55.210 Yep. 01:21:55.890 --> 01:21:59.070 So, but he was on, he was in Zapped as well. 01:21:59.090 --> 01:22:05.230 He's in a whole bunch of stuff and stuff worth your time, I think, especially Fright Night Part II, I think. 01:22:05.250 --> 01:22:06.590 Oh yeah. 01:22:06.670 --> 01:22:09.890 So here's my take on, you were giving your synopsis. 01:22:10.370 --> 01:22:12.370 Here's my short synopsis of it. 01:22:13.850 --> 01:22:21.170 I described this to Danny, you know, the other guy from Hale Ming earlier about this movie is basically RoboCop, but you take RoboCop out of it. 01:22:23.530 --> 01:22:27.050 Cause all the bad guys are basically the same bad guys. 01:22:27.170 --> 01:22:29.970 It's almost like in Spaceballs, when they capture the stunt doubles. 01:22:29.990 --> 01:22:30.210 Yeah. 01:22:30.550 --> 01:22:31.670 That's kind of what you got here. 01:22:31.690 --> 01:22:34.730 This gang is the stunt doubles to everybody who's in RoboCop. 01:22:34.870 --> 01:22:36.890 It even ends at Sordo's Foundry. 01:22:36.950 --> 01:22:39.310 They're like a junkyard at the end of this movie. 01:22:39.490 --> 01:22:39.990 Yeah. 01:22:40.010 --> 01:22:40.870 Where they hang out. 01:22:41.170 --> 01:22:44.490 Where they hang out, it looks just like where Clarence Botterker and the bunch was. 01:22:44.510 --> 01:22:46.830 So yeah, that's kind of my takeaway of it. 01:22:47.190 --> 01:22:51.210 No, and it gave us the near distant future of 1998. 01:22:51.270 --> 01:22:51.790 Man. 01:22:52.110 --> 01:22:54.570 For a second, here's my honest opinion. 01:22:55.430 --> 01:23:00.670 This is the 1998 that I wished for, besides the one we got where the band Sugar Ray is around. 01:23:00.870 --> 01:23:01.370 Man. 01:23:01.390 --> 01:23:04.510 So that's the one I was hoping for that was in this movie, so. 01:23:04.690 --> 01:23:05.990 But they just want to fly, dude. 01:23:06.010 --> 01:23:07.170 Come on now. 01:23:07.190 --> 01:23:07.550 They do. 01:23:08.630 --> 01:23:21.730 This film features a young tiny Zeus Lister as Sleet, like Regus is number two, and has a guy called Sly, who's played by a character actor that you've seen in everything called named Frank Collinson. 01:23:21.990 --> 01:23:24.990 This is the guy that rides the motorcycles, got the big teeth hanging out to Ricky. 01:23:25.610 --> 01:23:26.670 He's been a lot of stuff. 01:23:26.690 --> 01:23:30.070 And if you see the guy's face, you'll say, hey, I've seen that guy. 01:23:30.510 --> 01:23:31.630 Oh, you know where you've seen him from? 01:23:31.750 --> 01:23:42.010 If you've seen our brother, Rourke Thou, he plays John Totoro's cousin Wash, the one that churns him in at the very beginning. 01:23:42.030 --> 01:23:45.050 That's the guy he plays, but he's in a whole bunch of stuff. 01:23:46.090 --> 01:23:48.710 Kim Milford is a name you might not know. 01:23:48.730 --> 01:23:52.370 If you've seen Laser Blast, he plays the bully churned superhero. 01:23:52.390 --> 01:23:54.870 I mean, the bully churned superhero in that movie. 01:23:55.210 --> 01:23:57.150 He plays a character called Rooster in this movie. 01:23:59.110 --> 01:24:01.030 I love Laser Blast. 01:24:01.050 --> 01:24:02.350 It's got everything you want in the movie. 01:24:02.370 --> 01:24:05.930 It's got, you know, gnarly look at aliens who are stop motion. 01:24:06.290 --> 01:24:16.890 This kid looks like a Frankenstein because he gets a laser, alien laser device attached to his arm and oh, you got, you got, oh, what's his face? 01:24:16.910 --> 01:24:18.530 Eddie Deason is a bully in that movie. 01:24:18.550 --> 01:24:20.650 You never get that ever in any movie. 01:24:22.150 --> 01:24:23.430 Let's talk about this, man. 01:24:23.510 --> 01:24:33.710 Because the whole synopsis is bullshit because basically these people, this gang invades their home for no reason whatsoever. 01:24:33.730 --> 01:24:42.650 You know, busts up the women, breaks our male leads, both of his legs. 01:24:42.670 --> 01:24:44.170 He's forced to be in a wheelchair. 01:24:44.590 --> 01:24:45.930 Doesn't sue about the wheelchair. 01:24:46.310 --> 01:24:50.110 But the whole crux of this film is he's all in the robotics. 01:24:50.510 --> 01:24:59.290 See, he builds us this robot that's like really, it's like the fallout of teenage films because he builds stuff from spare parts. 01:24:59.790 --> 01:25:07.390 But the problem with this movie is they go for the whole post-apocalyptic angle, but the neighborhood just looks like a shadier neighborhood than the one I live in now. 01:25:07.770 --> 01:25:11.850 Yeah, I mean, it looks like just the outskirts of suburbia. 01:25:11.870 --> 01:25:15.810 You know, it's like, why would they pick this house, you know, to raid? 01:25:15.950 --> 01:25:17.270 I mean, are they just that bored? 01:25:19.290 --> 01:25:20.290 They bust in the windows. 01:25:20.490 --> 01:25:32.650 And that's one thing, the real strong point about this movie is that the gang is pretty cool in their actions, but you know, because Merritt Buttrick is the reason to watch this movie because he's just, he's chewing the scenery. 01:25:32.670 --> 01:25:38.350 His acting is not great, but his bad acting is keeping you in it. 01:25:38.810 --> 01:25:42.050 Let's just say that Zeus came a long way too, man. 01:25:42.230 --> 01:25:54.470 Zeus came a long way, you know, with his, oh, I have to get into this because the whole reason why this gang is after them further is because they do the stupid thing. 01:25:54.490 --> 01:25:58.690 Like they got this bloodthirsty gang of dope fiends and dope sellers. 01:25:59.010 --> 01:26:01.150 Let's go file a police report against them. 01:26:01.170 --> 01:26:12.170 And their whole idea is they're going to hold their house hostage and them hostage and, you know, wait for them to break this police report and hilarity ensues. 01:26:12.190 --> 01:26:14.210 The unintentional should be laughing at. 01:26:14.230 --> 01:26:27.570 There is a part in this movie, Ricky, you know, talking about where the old lady is walking, she's walking down the street, the grandma by herself in this supposedly terrible neighborhood. 01:26:27.590 --> 01:26:35.310 And then our homeboy on the motorcycle, the guy with the teeth I mentioned, you know, Sly, just maces her in the back of the head. 01:26:35.330 --> 01:26:38.130 Now, I laughed out loud. 01:26:38.150 --> 01:26:39.450 I shouldn't have laughed out loud. 01:26:39.470 --> 01:26:45.290 I know you can just slant in the back of the head, but it was just so freaking random, just like everything in this movie. 01:26:45.770 --> 01:26:50.790 Yeah, and the fact of you have to show him like licking the blood off the mace after he does it. 01:26:51.730 --> 01:26:52.190 Really? 01:26:53.110 --> 01:26:54.250 So random. 01:26:55.590 --> 01:26:57.250 I'm blowing up the speaker here. 01:26:57.270 --> 01:26:58.430 Tell us what you think about the movie. 01:27:00.430 --> 01:27:05.590 You know, it wasn't my favorite of the three that we've done for this. 01:27:06.330 --> 01:27:07.530 It's been my least favorite. 01:27:07.890 --> 01:27:09.250 It's got a few moments in it. 01:27:10.390 --> 01:27:16.990 The robot that he builds is basically like a reconnaissance robot that you're going to use to remove a bomb or something. 01:27:17.010 --> 01:27:18.610 I mean, it looks just like something like that. 01:27:18.630 --> 01:27:22.250 It's just four wheels and an arm that sticks out with a camera on it. 01:27:22.770 --> 01:27:28.490 And you kind of get bored with that part because they try to use it way more than it's useful for. 01:27:29.050 --> 01:27:35.910 And, you know, it seems like they should have come up with some more creative ways, which would have leaned more to the booby trap idea. 01:27:37.030 --> 01:27:43.230 There's one scene that I'm sure that you'll bring up too, which had to do with the motorcycle seat, how they pay back the dude for killing grandma. 01:27:45.010 --> 01:27:49.050 But you know, it's got some pretty fun moments. 01:27:49.210 --> 01:27:52.410 It's worth watching if you like this time period of films. 01:27:52.430 --> 01:27:59.550 But again, like I said, it is basically the setting of RoboCop, the same bad guys, same kind of tyranny going on. 01:27:59.570 --> 01:28:00.970 You just don't have RoboCop. 01:28:00.990 --> 01:28:02.950 You got a dude with robotic legs. 01:28:02.970 --> 01:28:07.770 For some reason, when they break his legs, they give him like robotic legs instead of, you know, just a cast. 01:28:08.590 --> 01:28:14.390 And, you know, he programs robots and he plays music that sounds like the intro to every Oingo Boingo song. 01:28:14.870 --> 01:28:15.170 Yeah. 01:28:15.190 --> 01:28:31.870 This is brought to you by the Radio Shack Casio Keyboard Company, the soundtrack, well, his soundtrack, because I think the actual soundtrack, you know, besides the out of place saxophone beginning of this movie, I think the electronic soundtrack is not that bad for a film like this. 01:28:32.210 --> 01:28:34.710 It's kind of like better than it deserves actually. 01:28:35.150 --> 01:28:43.030 Well, like I said, it's when it kicks in, it's all the it's all the you know, synch the painted you know, keyboard riffs and that kind of stuff. 01:28:43.050 --> 01:28:50.030 So it's all like I said, it sounds like the beginning of, you know, half your Oingo Boingo songs towards the end of the career there, and which is fine. 01:28:50.050 --> 01:28:57.970 I love Oingo Boingo, but that's just what it reminds me of every time I expect to hear, you know, Danny Elfman start, you know, start ripping some lyrics in there. 01:28:58.890 --> 01:29:03.170 I think the biggest disappointment about this movie is, is that you expect it to go some places. 01:29:03.390 --> 01:29:08.150 I mean, you got this Steve Kidd, who's apparently an expert on building stuff out of nothing. 01:29:08.170 --> 01:29:13.130 He finds junk and he makes his computer systems, he can make his music. 01:29:13.150 --> 01:29:15.130 He finds junk to build this robot. 01:29:15.610 --> 01:29:41.070 You think that when they had like that flatbed truck, you think that he would have had like an 18 moment just build some shit for like the destruction of these people that are terrorizing them and then it could have went another way because there's a point in the house where his legs are broken, you know, grandma's head got bashed in, mom got kidnapped going to look for grandma and here she gets her back broken by these people and then. 01:29:41.090 --> 01:29:43.310 They just chase her in the car. 01:29:43.330 --> 01:29:45.890 I mean, it's like, you know, we've got nothing else to do. 01:29:45.910 --> 01:29:50.470 Let's just, you know, chase her around and run her into something and smash her real flat, you know. 01:29:51.250 --> 01:29:53.370 It's like she crawls out of the wreckage too. 01:29:53.390 --> 01:30:04.790 Like yeah, there's no way she should have lived through this, but you know, she's like, I'm going to live so you could never, ever see me ever again, except crawling out of this heap of rubble, you know, saying I'm all right now. 01:30:04.890 --> 01:30:05.990 I'm still good. 01:30:06.090 --> 01:30:06.730 I'm still good. 01:30:06.930 --> 01:30:14.550 You know, but he has this point in the script where he's, he's talking to, to, you know, Rebecca. 01:30:14.570 --> 01:30:15.970 He's like, she's like, we got it. 01:30:15.990 --> 01:30:16.270 We got it. 01:30:16.290 --> 01:30:17.230 Like, we got to get out of here. 01:30:17.250 --> 01:30:19.110 He's like, no, this is my home. 01:30:19.130 --> 01:30:19.990 I'm staying here. 01:30:20.010 --> 01:30:28.450 Now you think you would have had like some gumption to like build some home alone traps or like, right, anything because he can build a lot of things. 01:30:28.470 --> 01:30:31.670 He's a, he's a electronics expert apparently. 01:30:32.150 --> 01:30:33.670 Full Wes Craven mode, right? 01:30:33.670 --> 01:30:33.930 Yeah. 01:30:33.950 --> 01:30:37.430 This kid, this kid could have built some electronic shit for these windows. 01:30:37.790 --> 01:30:44.670 He could have built some, some filthy fucking Death Wish 3 traps in this house for these bad guys as they come in, you know? 01:30:45.310 --> 01:30:47.850 I mean, let's get a fucking spike to the balls. 01:30:47.950 --> 01:30:48.450 Why not? 01:30:49.850 --> 01:30:50.430 It'll happen. 01:30:52.230 --> 01:30:56.250 But no, they leave that plot, they leave so much as laying on the floor in this movie. 01:30:57.190 --> 01:31:01.550 You want it to happen so, so bad, but it just, it doesn't go there. 01:31:01.990 --> 01:31:03.330 And I think that's the problem with it. 01:31:03.330 --> 01:31:10.510 Now, probably when this came out, that whole concept was probably newer than it is now, which we grew up with, Home Alone and all this stuff. 01:31:10.530 --> 01:31:16.970 So that's where your mind instantly goes of, you've got all this ability, like you said, why are you not building this stuff? 01:31:16.990 --> 01:31:20.870 But no, we're just going to depend on my remote control robot. 01:31:21.090 --> 01:31:23.430 But they had the truck outside, dude, with nobody in it. 01:31:24.850 --> 01:31:37.390 Well, and then they finally do decide, hey, this truck that we've got from them, let's put a bomb in it and we're going to conveniently drive up to where they hide out and conveniently catch them all together in the same building at the same time. 01:31:38.090 --> 01:31:44.650 That scene cracks me up when they run the truck into there and it blows up because they're all inside. 01:31:44.670 --> 01:31:47.070 It looks like this kind of water tower looking thing. 01:31:47.090 --> 01:31:48.650 How do they even see the truck coming? 01:31:49.050 --> 01:31:57.850 How do they know that there's something wrong with the truck because it's just a truck heading their way, but they're all responding like, no, and it ain't even got there yet. 01:31:57.990 --> 01:32:00.390 How do they even know it's a bomb or anything? 01:32:00.590 --> 01:32:01.630 That's just one of those things. 01:32:01.650 --> 01:32:04.570 I was like, yeah, they're screaming and they don't know why. 01:32:04.590 --> 01:32:14.990 That's the only reason why they should be murdered because they've been inept this whole time, that their whole plan is reconnaissance with this robot. 01:32:15.010 --> 01:32:32.710 They're putting trackers on the trucks, you know, there's the whole no-tension seed or she drops the batteries out of the remote and yeah, and of course she gets kidnapped by good old Regus there and is forced to read Shakespeare for no reason at all. 01:32:33.350 --> 01:32:34.930 I guess to put on a show for the men. 01:32:35.830 --> 01:32:42.550 Yeah, I guess they had a bunch of bombs sitting there, you know, just clapping and stuff like where these people come from. 01:32:43.590 --> 01:32:46.610 He's sleep told them to get their dirty asses down there. 01:32:46.630 --> 01:32:48.490 You know, Regus is going to put on a show. 01:32:48.510 --> 01:32:53.470 You better listen to good old sleep there and then do what you got to do. 01:32:53.710 --> 01:33:10.830 How about the total recall moment with when the girl gets kidnapped by the cheap Ruger Hauer guy and he tries to rape her and he pushes the button for she said she wants some music played and he pushes the button and then like his eyes pop out of his head just like, you know, the Arnold scene. 01:33:11.210 --> 01:33:18.290 One of the great parts of this movie is this special effect that should not be in this movie, but it's there, you know, it's awesome. 01:33:19.150 --> 01:33:30.410 I mean, this dude is a terrible person and he's going to give her a request because, you know, in order to be, you know, savaged, you know, she's, you know, hey, can you at least play me some music? 01:33:32.090 --> 01:33:43.150 You know, oh, man, yeah, and you know, they're, they're, they're constantly, constantly making upgrades to this robot because I forget where they get money from, but they get a bunch of money from somewhere. 01:33:43.150 --> 01:33:55.550 Oh, they, they steal it from, from, from Regus' crew and they buy, they buy a bunch of guns and bullets that don't go anywhere because they say, hey, let's make another attachment for this robot to where you can hold a pistol. 01:33:55.570 --> 01:33:57.850 They don't explain why. 01:33:59.910 --> 01:34:02.150 Why would you make an attachment to hold a pistol? 01:34:02.170 --> 01:34:10.050 Why don't you make a gun that actually is part of the robot, you know, instead of it going, going around and holding a pistol like it's in its hand, you know? 01:34:11.030 --> 01:34:24.630 It just, it's all, it's all, it's all reliant on this fucking worthless robot that gets, it gets blown up real good by Sleet because it's basically a little bit of metal and some plastic, you know, that's all it is. 01:34:24.830 --> 01:34:31.050 And he gets real excited when it happens to, you know, like, I got, I got, it was his again. 01:34:31.230 --> 01:34:32.590 Everybody's like, what the hell is it? 01:34:32.610 --> 01:34:33.470 Or something like that. 01:34:33.490 --> 01:34:35.650 And, you know, they had no idea what it was. 01:34:35.990 --> 01:34:55.350 That's what's funny too, is because everybody reacts to this thing when they see it, like when it sneaks up on it, because you get the POV shot from the camera that's on the robot and they're like, oh, and all I can think is in Kentucky Fried movie, when the gas is a toy robot and he jumps out the window, it's the same thing, it's like, can't you just kick that thing over? 01:34:55.370 --> 01:34:55.930 Yeah. 01:34:56.590 --> 01:34:56.890 You know? 01:34:56.910 --> 01:35:07.630 It has like, it looks like, you know, if you were to cut up an aluminum can and make wheels out of something, except it's like plastic, you can crush this thing with your foot and then it won't move no more. 01:35:07.970 --> 01:35:12.930 But you get all these baddies going, oh, oh, slide, the guy gets blown up on the motorcycle. 01:35:14.050 --> 01:35:14.830 He has. 01:35:15.010 --> 01:35:26.330 That's pretty good now, it was pretty good, but he has a great moment in the hospital where he sees the robot and then the robot grabs it by his dick and then, you know, that's already been damaged. 01:35:26.430 --> 01:35:27.370 It's already been damaged. 01:35:27.390 --> 01:35:31.950 So, you know, it's just, it's crushing his penis with this small little, cause this arm isn't very big to begin with. 01:35:31.970 --> 01:35:40.370 That is, I'm not sure if we can grab a man's penis, but you will believe that this robot can grab this guy's penis cause it's just, you will believe a robot can grab a man's penis. 01:35:40.570 --> 01:35:43.790 That should have been the tagline in this movie. 01:35:44.030 --> 01:35:45.870 Make it real Superman-esque, you know. 01:35:47.090 --> 01:35:48.990 You will believe that robot can grab this guy's penis. 01:35:49.170 --> 01:35:50.130 Hilarious, hilariously. 01:35:50.150 --> 01:35:51.010 That's for Mississippi. 01:35:52.290 --> 01:35:53.650 Hilariously, it will. 01:35:53.930 --> 01:36:08.610 Yeah, see, I think what this is going for is the soundtrack and, you know, how cool a few of the bad guys are because they really, they really bring it down, you know, when you get these two milquetoast leads who should be doing a lot more. 01:36:08.630 --> 01:36:10.810 You could blame it on the script. 01:36:11.350 --> 01:36:11.870 You could. 01:36:11.890 --> 01:36:16.310 They blame it all on the script because, or the budget even, I don't even know. 01:36:16.330 --> 01:36:21.010 But they could have been doing a lot more with this kid who is an expert at building things. 01:36:21.130 --> 01:36:22.730 Yeah, let him build some more shit. 01:36:22.750 --> 01:36:25.570 You know, go totally 80s, go totally off the wall. 01:36:25.590 --> 01:36:25.870 Right. 01:36:26.210 --> 01:36:27.870 Yeah, I mean, this is the 80s. 01:36:27.890 --> 01:36:29.970 This is the age of the montage, right? 01:36:29.990 --> 01:36:32.550 I mean, you know, you've got the music to do it. 01:36:32.870 --> 01:36:34.590 Why not have him build a bunch of stuff? 01:36:35.150 --> 01:36:40.070 How about the crazy scene when the girl calls home to her dad's like, Dad, I want to come home. 01:36:40.070 --> 01:36:42.830 And he's like, I don't think you need to. 01:36:43.430 --> 01:36:44.170 It's nothing. 01:36:44.430 --> 01:36:49.670 Because this whole explanation of why she ran away from home is that she couldn't get along with the stepmother. 01:36:50.030 --> 01:36:55.830 So she had this whole scene in the movie, you know, where they could have been had a scene of him building some shit. 01:36:56.470 --> 01:36:58.810 Her saying, stepdad, I want to come home. 01:36:58.830 --> 01:37:00.670 Things are getting real bad here or something. 01:37:00.930 --> 01:37:02.970 You know, she doesn't explain anything. 01:37:03.150 --> 01:37:08.170 She just says, well, you know, it's just you guys are incompatible or something, he says. 01:37:08.190 --> 01:37:12.390 And yeah, her and her and the stepmother do not get along, apparently. 01:37:13.050 --> 01:37:16.150 And that is the plot point of this movie for no reason whatsoever. 01:37:16.170 --> 01:37:17.230 It's pretty weak. 01:37:19.290 --> 01:37:21.630 You had to give her a reason why she was living with Steve. 01:37:21.650 --> 01:37:23.070 Come on now, you know. 01:37:24.670 --> 01:37:25.370 Oh my gosh. 01:37:26.330 --> 01:37:35.210 Yeah, the ending is what it is, you know, they soup up the truck sort of to make it explode into their area. 01:37:35.230 --> 01:37:41.770 You know, once Rebecca is safe, of course, because she's kidnapped by Regis by now and forced to reach Shakespeare. 01:37:42.230 --> 01:37:45.370 And of course, Regis survives the explosion. 01:37:45.390 --> 01:37:47.010 He comes back to her for another. 01:37:47.630 --> 01:37:48.010 Yeah. 01:37:48.030 --> 01:37:49.530 I forget how he dies. 01:37:49.630 --> 01:37:50.610 He does die though. 01:37:51.530 --> 01:37:52.630 You forgot how he dies? 01:37:52.650 --> 01:37:53.670 Yeah, I forgot how he dies. 01:37:53.690 --> 01:37:55.870 This is the biggest, oh, come on moment in the movie. 01:37:56.790 --> 01:38:05.090 This is where you do have a different kind of booby trap because there's a gun laying there on the side, a pistol, and it's got a barrel or a scope on it. 01:38:05.570 --> 01:38:09.210 And when he busts into their house, he grabs the gun and goes to shoot them. 01:38:09.230 --> 01:38:11.970 And when he does, he shoots back and shoots him in the face. 01:38:12.270 --> 01:38:14.290 Oh, they pull the surviving the game bit. 01:38:14.470 --> 01:38:17.530 They always check the barrel thing, you know. 01:38:17.870 --> 01:38:25.810 They actually, he actually rigged the gun to where the shotgun shell they put inside the scope that's pointing back to the guy. 01:38:25.830 --> 01:38:29.470 So when he pulls the trigger, instead of shooting forward, it shoots back at him with a shotgun blast. 01:38:29.830 --> 01:38:32.530 Let's explain where he is in this situation. 01:38:32.890 --> 01:38:35.510 He is at plain, blank range to kill these people. 01:38:35.890 --> 01:38:37.930 Why would you need a scope on a shotgun? 01:38:40.150 --> 01:38:42.230 Come on, Regas, you're better than that, you know. 01:38:42.250 --> 01:38:44.530 I mean, what's the chance? 01:38:44.730 --> 01:38:46.950 I'm just sitting here thinking they spend all that time. 01:38:47.070 --> 01:38:56.010 He spent all this time working on this one gun, hoping that when the bad guy shows up, he doesn't bring his own gun and he'll use this specific gun that's sitting here, you know. 01:38:57.470 --> 01:39:00.030 That's a lot of assumptions there, Rick. 01:39:00.050 --> 01:39:04.410 Yeah, there's a lot of engineering that went into that hypothesis of it working, so. 01:39:05.750 --> 01:39:10.790 Now, Rebecca, she should have been raped nine ways a Sunday by Regas' men, but it doesn't happen. 01:39:10.810 --> 01:39:13.390 It doesn't happen and they have her like four or five times. 01:39:14.350 --> 01:39:18.210 And she screams a lot and they grope her maybe a little bit. 01:39:18.350 --> 01:39:26.970 They grope her, she gets groped less than the girls that were at the 99 Woodstock that got passed over the crowds during crowds and stuff. 01:39:28.830 --> 01:39:29.470 Oh, man. 01:39:29.490 --> 01:39:34.370 There's so many films that are like this, like this. 01:39:34.690 --> 01:39:37.010 They're trying to be post-apocalyptic. 01:39:37.670 --> 01:39:44.370 This, Prayer of the Roller Boys I mentioned, which features another blonde actor who looks kind of like Barry Butt Rick, but not really. 01:39:46.290 --> 01:39:49.010 Class in 1999, but that works as robot teachers. 01:39:49.370 --> 01:39:53.910 There's so many films like this that work so much better because they know what kind of film they are. 01:39:53.930 --> 01:40:02.330 This film struggles in that way to not know what kind of film it is in certain points because you're waiting. 01:40:02.710 --> 01:40:08.830 But like you said, there's not a lot of movies that say, okay, this kid's smart, he's going to build some shit. 01:40:09.150 --> 01:40:10.350 You know, you had this movie. 01:40:10.830 --> 01:40:16.390 You had, you know, the final act of Nightmare on Elm Street, where she's setting booby traps. 01:40:16.970 --> 01:40:21.390 But this film has so many plots for us to say, okay, is he going to fight him in the house? 01:40:21.430 --> 01:40:22.730 No, he's not going to fight him in the house. 01:40:23.030 --> 01:40:23.870 Is he going to do this? 01:40:23.870 --> 01:40:25.230 Yes, he's going to go fight him there. 01:40:25.250 --> 01:40:26.310 But how is he going to do it? 01:40:26.650 --> 01:40:28.910 With this stupid five pound robot. 01:40:30.490 --> 01:40:31.690 It could have been so much better. 01:40:31.770 --> 01:40:33.830 And that's the biggest part about this movie that I don't like. 01:40:33.930 --> 01:40:39.030 Yeah, I mean, seriously, one good, you know, leg sweep would have took this thing out. 01:40:39.170 --> 01:40:44.070 And not even hard, it could have been, you know, dude's grandma that kicked it and it would have been done, you know. 01:40:44.430 --> 01:40:49.850 So yeah, we put a whole bunch into this robot that really isn't that awesome when you see it. 01:40:49.890 --> 01:40:53.450 Deleted scene, grandma walks by the robot and breaks its leg. 01:40:54.110 --> 01:40:57.450 Sorry, sorry, Stevie, I broke your robot again, you know. 01:40:58.290 --> 01:40:58.910 Oh, man. 01:40:59.170 --> 01:41:00.790 Oh, yeah, I think it's worth your time. 01:41:00.810 --> 01:41:02.030 It's on YouTube. 01:41:02.470 --> 01:41:04.090 It's like an hour and 26 minutes. 01:41:04.390 --> 01:41:10.370 It's a VHS rip, unfortunately, but it's really cool to see that lightning video insignia pop up. 01:41:11.390 --> 01:41:15.710 And I'll tell you, man, when the logo of the movie come up, it's a wire to kill. 01:41:15.730 --> 01:41:21.930 I'm like, you know, this logo would be one of those things that if I was, you know, back in the day, I'd want to watch this just because of the way that looked. 01:41:22.270 --> 01:41:31.130 And much to my disappointment of a lot of VHSs I rented back in the day, this one would fit right into that bunch of, yeah. 01:41:31.450 --> 01:41:33.230 But I'll still watch it three or four times, right? 01:41:33.250 --> 01:41:33.650 Well, yeah. 01:41:33.850 --> 01:41:41.030 Yeah, it'll sit there like if it shows up on cable or something or like a USA up all night, which it may have very well been on one of those things. 01:41:41.050 --> 01:41:42.330 Oh yeah, I think so. 01:41:42.430 --> 01:41:48.350 What I love is all the comments on YouTube underneath this movie and how many people are saying, this is my favorite movie of all time. 01:41:48.370 --> 01:41:49.590 I'm like, really? 01:41:50.750 --> 01:41:58.370 And I learned a long time ago from a good friend that you don't want to diss a movie too much because every movie is somebody's favorite movie. 01:41:58.390 --> 01:42:00.230 You made a very valid point. 01:42:00.510 --> 01:42:05.450 But when you say this one is your favorite movie of all time, there's a problem there. 01:42:06.830 --> 01:42:09.230 I think it's poised for a Vinegar Syndrome release. 01:42:10.110 --> 01:42:15.610 For all the actors that are in it and the place it does go, I've seen a lot worse releases from them. 01:42:16.010 --> 01:42:19.950 And if anybody ever picked this up, I wouldn't say that I'd buy it. 01:42:20.270 --> 01:42:22.290 Maybe if it was on sale or something, I'd buy it. 01:42:22.310 --> 01:42:27.410 But not full price, going nuts like I did when The Cloak and Dagger Blu-ray came out. 01:42:28.130 --> 01:42:28.990 I gotta have it today. 01:42:29.010 --> 01:42:30.110 Makes sense. 01:42:31.390 --> 01:42:33.370 But this is good enough. 01:42:33.990 --> 01:42:35.830 I've seen worse films like this. 01:42:35.830 --> 01:42:36.190 Oh, sure. 01:42:36.850 --> 01:42:43.490 I'm gonna kick it to Rick and ask him, what do you give it out of 10, sir? 01:42:43.550 --> 01:42:44.190 Out of 10? 01:42:44.930 --> 01:42:45.930 I'll give it a 6. 01:42:46.110 --> 01:42:46.750 Yeah, it's there. 01:42:46.870 --> 01:42:48.490 It's slightly over the middle of the road for me, too. 01:42:48.650 --> 01:42:51.310 I'll give it that 6 as well. 01:42:52.190 --> 01:42:56.090 Like you, it had some disappointment in it because there was a lot of potential there. 01:42:56.230 --> 01:42:58.290 It just didn't quite deliver on it. 01:42:58.430 --> 01:43:02.570 But it wasn't bad crazy enough for me to give it even higher score. 01:43:02.590 --> 01:43:04.150 It was just kind of meh, you know? 01:43:05.410 --> 01:43:07.390 Yeah, it is what it is. 01:43:08.350 --> 01:43:09.470 That's Wire to Kill, though. 01:43:10.050 --> 01:43:12.990 It's available for your consumption on YouTube. 01:43:14.370 --> 01:43:19.990 If you look at the IMDB, there's some tasty behind the scenes photos for no good reason of this movie. 01:43:20.410 --> 01:43:27.510 And the kid working on the robot and Merritt Buttrick just sporting those suspenders. 01:43:27.890 --> 01:43:28.650 Oh my gosh. 01:43:29.290 --> 01:43:30.090 It's so good. 01:43:30.250 --> 01:43:31.670 It's so good for those reasons. 01:43:33.890 --> 01:43:37.850 The holes in the script, yeah, it needed more. 01:43:38.750 --> 01:43:40.790 But I'll leave it at that. 01:43:40.950 --> 01:43:42.390 I'll leave it at the chance. 01:43:42.690 --> 01:43:45.890 Thank you very much, Ricky, for enduring this picture with me. 01:43:48.170 --> 01:43:50.530 And we'll be right back with more Christopher Guest fun. 01:44:00.345 --> 01:44:01.305 Who are you trying to reach? 01:44:01.525 --> 01:44:02.865 I don't know. 01:44:02.945 --> 01:44:04.145 I think you've got the wrong number. 01:44:04.165 --> 01:44:05.205 Do I? 01:44:05.885 --> 01:44:06.765 I'm gonna hang up. 01:44:06.785 --> 01:44:07.845 Wait, don't hang up. 01:44:08.405 --> 01:44:09.505 What's that noise? 01:44:09.785 --> 01:44:10.305 Popcorn. 01:44:10.805 --> 01:44:12.365 You're making popcorn? 01:44:12.405 --> 01:44:12.785 Uh-huh. 01:44:13.225 --> 01:44:15.765 I only eat popcorn when I listen to podcasts. 01:44:16.465 --> 01:44:17.965 I'm about to listen to a podcast. 01:44:18.425 --> 01:44:19.845 Oh really, which one? 01:44:20.145 --> 01:44:21.645 Probably the podcast on Haunted Hill. 01:44:22.445 --> 01:44:25.065 Is that the one with the two guys with the beards? 01:44:25.985 --> 01:44:26.845 Yeah, Dan and Gav. 01:44:31.825 --> 01:44:34.265 Most episodes, they look at two different horror movies. 01:44:34.465 --> 01:44:38.165 Each episode, they look at a world of the strange, where they look at weird things from around the world. 01:44:38.245 --> 01:44:43.925 Sometimes they even do special episodes where they look at different genres or directors' discographies and talk about them. 01:44:47.445 --> 01:44:47.865 Maybe. 01:44:50.605 --> 01:44:57.565 Well, you could goto legionpodcasts.com, Facebook, Twitter, or just go into iTunes and search for the podcast on Haunted Hill. 01:44:57.945 --> 01:44:59.845 So you could ask me out. 01:45:02.085 --> 01:45:07.545 Mascotting is not unlike a marriage in that it's about cooperation, it's about listening. 01:45:07.625 --> 01:45:07.945 Yep. 01:45:09.745 --> 01:45:12.005 Even if people are screaming at you, you're not allowed to talk. 01:45:12.165 --> 01:45:14.425 And that's a good lesson for a marriage, you know? 01:45:15.845 --> 01:45:19.265 Hundreds of mascots wanted to compete in this year's competition. 01:45:19.285 --> 01:45:22.585 We finally narrowed it down to 20 finalists. 01:45:23.065 --> 01:45:28.085 Danny the Donkey, my mascot, was the first one to have an anatomically correct costume. 01:45:28.525 --> 01:45:31.345 You know, I was overcompensating, classic overcompensation. 01:45:33.205 --> 01:45:34.625 I'm Alvin the Armadillo. 01:45:35.085 --> 01:45:38.485 I love all kinds of dance and I can hip hop, I can pop. 01:45:41.245 --> 01:45:42.845 I went to the Fluffies five years ago. 01:45:42.865 --> 01:45:44.345 I got honorable mention. 01:45:44.965 --> 01:45:48.885 That's like first place really, but it's a weird first place. 01:45:50.305 --> 01:45:52.645 My name is Tommy, also known as The Fist. 01:45:52.825 --> 01:45:55.925 A lot of people say I'm the bad boy of sports mascottery. 01:45:59.465 --> 01:46:02.345 To be fair, I am currently serving six temporary suspensions. 01:46:02.625 --> 01:46:04.145 I announced the gold category. 01:46:04.405 --> 01:46:06.785 I wrote a book and I got more applause than he did. 01:46:08.965 --> 01:46:11.725 Did they make you this size just to fit in the worm costume? 01:46:12.805 --> 01:46:15.765 No, they made me this size when I was born. 01:46:16.125 --> 01:46:16.825 Oh, I see. 01:46:16.845 --> 01:46:18.525 I thought maybe they shrunk you down or something. 01:46:19.805 --> 01:46:20.585 You can tell me everything. 01:46:20.605 --> 01:46:22.725 This fascinates the hell out of me. 01:46:25.505 --> 01:46:26.385 She's a pencil. 01:46:27.525 --> 01:46:28.265 Emotions. 01:46:30.625 --> 01:46:32.405 Benny the Banana Slug failed his drug test. 01:46:34.865 --> 01:46:35.205 Yes. 01:46:35.505 --> 01:46:36.265 No, yes. 01:46:39.645 --> 01:46:41.805 We have a drug problem and we got a sex problem. 01:46:43.965 --> 01:46:45.305 Mascots, they don't die. 01:46:45.405 --> 01:46:46.565 They just hang in a closet. 01:46:46.585 --> 01:46:48.805 Yeah, because it's an outfit. 01:46:49.365 --> 01:46:51.005 It is, it's an outfit. 01:46:53.805 --> 01:46:54.725 That's really sweet. 01:46:54.985 --> 01:46:57.705 I'll take that over some guy, you know, defecating on my head. 01:47:04.685 --> 01:47:08.923 Ah, welcome back to the Beef anniversary of the Guestiverse nature. 01:47:09.243 --> 01:47:12.223 I am back with the same three guys you heard last time, Mr. 01:47:12.243 --> 01:47:13.403 Cort Psyops, Mr. 01:47:13.423 --> 01:47:14.443 Derek Bourgeois, and Ms. 01:47:14.463 --> 01:47:16.103 Suzanne Cappelletti. 01:47:16.483 --> 01:47:24.923 We here to discuss, 10 years later in the timeline, Netflix exclusive, you guys have Netflix, you guys can watch this, no problem. 01:47:24.943 --> 01:47:31.203 It's Mascots from 2016, written, directed by Christopher Guest. 01:47:31.723 --> 01:47:38.323 It has many of the same faces you saw before, but here are some new faces that you may not have seen before in these other movies. 01:47:38.663 --> 01:47:41.483 But you're normal ones, Jane Lynch shows up, of course. 01:47:42.223 --> 01:47:45.403 Notably, Christopher Guest comes back as Corky St. 01:47:45.423 --> 01:47:46.803 Clair from Waiting for Guffman. 01:47:47.303 --> 01:47:50.663 I have to mention that right away, because it's random. 01:47:51.103 --> 01:47:55.903 And Parker Posey may be her character from Guffman, because it's a different name. 01:47:56.123 --> 01:47:57.143 Maybe she changed her name. 01:47:57.163 --> 01:47:58.663 I don't know, we'll discuss that too. 01:47:59.043 --> 01:48:03.543 But some new faces that you may know, if you watch the IT crowd, you'll know Chris O'Dowd. 01:48:04.343 --> 01:48:10.483 Comes out as The Fist, Tommy Zuccarelli, as one of the mascots. 01:48:11.083 --> 01:48:12.683 Oh, some fun shit in here. 01:48:13.263 --> 01:48:16.523 And I'm gonna get right into this with these guys. 01:48:17.003 --> 01:48:19.443 Suzanne, what'd you think of mascots from 2016? 01:48:19.943 --> 01:48:22.283 Mascots was a mixed bag for me. 01:48:22.703 --> 01:48:24.743 There were some great moments. 01:48:25.043 --> 01:48:27.503 There were some not so great moments. 01:48:27.803 --> 01:48:31.443 For me, it's Tammy the Turtle and her husband. 01:48:32.243 --> 01:48:36.203 And they are taking out all of their problems in their mascot suits. 01:48:36.543 --> 01:48:38.663 This shit is hilarious. 01:48:38.683 --> 01:48:44.523 The Fist is my favorite, but I'm a huge hockey fan and I'm all for people getting the crap beat out of them. 01:48:44.543 --> 01:48:46.923 The Fist is pretty awesome. 01:48:48.203 --> 01:48:53.143 The Chris O'Dowd, everything I've ever seen him in, he's just, he's great. 01:48:53.443 --> 01:48:54.883 Yeah, Chris O'Dowd's a joy. 01:48:55.223 --> 01:48:55.783 He is. 01:48:55.803 --> 01:48:56.503 He's great. 01:48:56.523 --> 01:49:00.263 I will actually watch Bridesmaids just because Chris O'Dowd's in it. 01:49:00.603 --> 01:49:04.283 The IT crowd, Gary got had a coffee cup. 01:49:04.623 --> 01:49:07.723 They had a, and we tried turning it off and turning it back on again. 01:49:07.743 --> 01:49:09.963 I giggle every time I see it. 01:49:11.123 --> 01:49:13.143 You know, I do love just a little sidebar here. 01:49:13.163 --> 01:49:30.243 I absolutely love the IT crowd for putting that in people's heads after they've watched it because there's actually been a marked improvement on helping people troubleshoot things because they said, I did try to restart the computer, like right off the bat, whenever I'm trying to troubleshoot software now, it's fucking brilliant. 01:49:30.683 --> 01:49:31.903 Thank you Chris, no doubt. 01:49:33.123 --> 01:49:35.543 And then the creators of IT crowd, absolutely, yes. 01:49:35.903 --> 01:49:41.563 But my problem, once again, you have interesting characters. 01:49:41.963 --> 01:49:46.343 My big issue is the fact that there's too many of them. 01:49:46.803 --> 01:49:49.323 You don't really get enough backstory. 01:49:49.343 --> 01:49:56.483 You don't, and that was like, you know, the beauty of the other movies, you get a good chunk of backstory. 01:49:57.563 --> 01:50:00.063 This one falls short because there's so many people. 01:50:00.763 --> 01:50:07.683 And once again, we're just hitting that point where it just seems like it's style over substance. 01:50:07.983 --> 01:50:16.383 I feel like with maybe half the cast, you really could have made a great go of this movie. 01:50:16.703 --> 01:50:21.263 You know, keep Tammy the Turtle, you know, keep the plumber, cause the plumber was hilarious. 01:50:21.283 --> 01:50:27.943 And once again, Fred Willard talking to, God, I can't remember that comedian's name. 01:50:28.403 --> 01:50:31.443 And he's like, oh yeah, let me go down into our tunnel. 01:50:31.463 --> 01:50:32.583 I'll blow the horn. 01:50:33.043 --> 01:50:34.543 That was fucking hilarious. 01:50:34.683 --> 01:50:37.363 That is probably the funniest bit in the movie. 01:50:37.723 --> 01:50:40.903 But this movie, once again, it just suffers. 01:50:40.983 --> 01:50:46.663 The Parker Posey, I have to admit, I got some issues. 01:50:46.883 --> 01:50:54.583 I, you know, at the very beginning of the movie is like, well, you're up for disqualification because people find that to be insensitive. 01:50:55.003 --> 01:51:00.263 Yeah, I mean, I know it's, this was even before everything, it pisses everybody off. 01:51:00.283 --> 01:51:05.343 So you have to be completely politically correct at all times. 01:51:05.723 --> 01:51:08.343 But I mean, there's good points and bad points. 01:51:08.363 --> 01:51:16.263 I'm not gonna sit here for 20 minutes and go off, but I think it suffers from too large of a cast. 01:51:16.563 --> 01:51:19.823 It seems like his little cameo as Corky St. 01:51:19.843 --> 01:51:25.083 Clair, it was kind of a, look, here I am taking Netflix money. 01:51:25.503 --> 01:51:28.903 I just don't think this one was completely thought out. 01:51:29.083 --> 01:51:31.183 There's too many holes in it for me. 01:51:31.563 --> 01:51:37.383 There's too many characters, there's too much going on without actually doing anything. 01:51:37.823 --> 01:51:41.623 It's just a, for me, it's more like a talent show. 01:51:42.043 --> 01:51:43.143 And I'm just gonna leave it there. 01:51:43.603 --> 01:51:44.483 Cool, Derek? 01:51:46.303 --> 01:51:51.523 Yeah, it's a little messy, I'll agree with that, but I actually really enjoyed this one, actually. 01:51:52.823 --> 01:52:01.483 I just like, you know, I just didn't know that there's like this, like, you know, this thing where they do like a thing where they say who's the best mascot in the world. 01:52:01.883 --> 01:52:05.403 It's kind of interesting that aspect, because I never knew this was it. 01:52:05.963 --> 01:52:08.223 And my fucking favorite moments is when, you know. 01:52:18.883 --> 01:52:19.983 Oh, it's great. 01:52:21.063 --> 01:52:28.143 The fist is my favorite because, you know, I've seen this like a few years ago when it first came on Netflix. 01:52:28.543 --> 01:52:34.543 And I forgot that, you know, when he sticks the, I just started dying laughing when he sticks the middle finger up. 01:52:34.563 --> 01:52:37.983 And you just see the judges are only Ed Begley Jr. 01:52:38.003 --> 01:52:40.183 is the one enjoying the fucking act at all. 01:52:41.343 --> 01:52:42.863 Yeah, offensive. 01:52:42.883 --> 01:52:43.563 I like it. 01:52:44.523 --> 01:52:46.243 I just love that backstory to that. 01:52:46.263 --> 01:52:49.303 He is a actual anatomically correct on. 01:52:51.843 --> 01:52:55.503 Well, and the reasoning that he did that is because he's overcompensating for a micro penis. 01:52:55.523 --> 01:53:01.703 And then he starts talking about like how people get into having ear sex because he has a micro penis and shit. 01:53:02.043 --> 01:53:06.303 And the side eye that Jane Lynch gives him during that is fucking brilliant. 01:53:06.303 --> 01:53:07.203 It's really funny. 01:53:07.363 --> 01:53:08.043 It's great. 01:53:08.443 --> 01:53:27.663 And yeah, I actually kind of agree that the scene where they take her and try to disqualify her, I see what they were doing it because a lot of that was happening during that time period where, you know, like, you know, like the Cleveland team and even the Washington team were kind of again, scapulated for the same names anymore, can we? 01:53:27.683 --> 01:53:31.003 Isn't it still Washington football team? 01:53:31.443 --> 01:53:33.323 No, it's the commanders now. 01:53:34.343 --> 01:53:35.183 They actually got it. 01:53:35.283 --> 01:53:38.763 I'm like, and the Cleveland guardians and I'm sorry. 01:53:38.783 --> 01:53:40.423 I think it's straight up bullshit. 01:53:40.703 --> 01:53:41.223 Yeah. 01:53:41.243 --> 01:53:45.763 Are they going to like retually actually change major league? 01:53:47.243 --> 01:53:48.223 Apparently they are. 01:53:48.243 --> 01:53:50.903 Are they George Lucas produced? 01:53:52.563 --> 01:53:54.863 Oh God, if they do, I give up on films. 01:53:54.883 --> 01:53:56.323 I will never watch another movie. 01:53:56.503 --> 01:53:57.343 That's bullshit. 01:53:57.363 --> 01:54:01.523 But yeah, the blue right now, they're not going to change the gray. 01:54:01.823 --> 01:54:02.843 It's sitting in your house. 01:54:03.303 --> 01:54:05.383 Yeah, it's been there for a while. 01:54:05.803 --> 01:54:13.163 You know, but overall, yeah, it's a little messy, but overall, this is a good return to form after the last movie you did. 01:54:13.483 --> 01:54:15.363 You know, it's in the mockumentary style. 01:54:17.123 --> 01:54:23.163 It has the interviews and the turtle and the octopus that started fist fighting. 01:54:23.363 --> 01:54:25.823 I was cracking up. 01:54:25.843 --> 01:54:28.243 That is one of the funniest scenes in the movie. 01:54:28.743 --> 01:54:33.543 And Fred Willard and I can't stand the fact I forget that comedian's name. 01:54:33.563 --> 01:54:37.983 Like, yeah, I'll just go blow the horn and we'll meet in our fucking borough. 01:54:38.003 --> 01:54:39.423 Like, oh, my God. 01:54:40.823 --> 01:54:41.863 I just love you anyway. 01:54:42.563 --> 01:54:46.643 And I just like the acts, you know, like even like the performances were interesting. 01:54:46.663 --> 01:54:48.283 You know, like the plumber one was great. 01:54:48.603 --> 01:54:51.823 Even the armadillo is weird, but I like it. 01:54:51.843 --> 01:54:53.683 I love those reactions of the audience. 01:54:53.703 --> 01:54:54.843 They're like, what the fuck? 01:54:55.143 --> 01:55:01.103 I mean, I have to admit the armadillo complete with tire tracks, which Cort pointed out the other night. 01:55:02.703 --> 01:55:04.763 I'm like, you know, I've seen that move. 01:55:04.783 --> 01:55:06.283 I've watched it three times. 01:55:06.483 --> 01:55:08.983 And yeah, all I see is tire tracks now. 01:55:10.223 --> 01:55:13.163 I think they were supposed to be scales, but they just look like they were tire tracks. 01:55:13.183 --> 01:55:15.563 Yeah, like she got laid over by tire tracks. 01:55:16.123 --> 01:55:17.383 I'm going with tire tracks. 01:55:17.623 --> 01:55:18.343 That's my story. 01:55:18.363 --> 01:55:19.563 And I'm sticking to it. 01:55:20.203 --> 01:55:24.563 I just like those parts of it the most, like the actual performances of the mascots. 01:55:24.583 --> 01:55:25.743 It was actually interesting. 01:55:26.083 --> 01:55:32.483 And even like the hedgehog one where he's just climbing, you know, it was just good performances from being a mascot, you know? 01:55:32.503 --> 01:55:35.323 And, you know, they were great. 01:55:35.343 --> 01:55:39.143 And this movie, it's a fun return to form for Christopher Guest. 01:55:39.443 --> 01:55:42.803 Yeah, he's just playing a cameo as Corky. 01:55:43.583 --> 01:55:47.663 But I kind of like that, you know, it's in the same universe as Guffman too in that sense. 01:55:47.843 --> 01:55:54.343 Ooh, like, oh, these movies are, this is my, you know, it's the Christopher Guest-verse, you know? 01:55:54.363 --> 01:55:55.643 The Guest-verse. 01:55:56.743 --> 01:55:57.543 Cort Psyops. 01:55:58.783 --> 01:56:07.263 I will admit that everything that Suzanne and Derek had to say, negative about the film, I kind of felt and was thinking the first time I watched it. 01:56:07.583 --> 01:56:15.263 Now, because scheduling didn't quite work out for us to record this when we wanted to, I did take another look at this last night before going to sleep. 01:56:15.823 --> 01:56:24.823 And I will say that the second time around, I found characters more engaging and I was actually able to latch on to certain stories. 01:56:25.223 --> 01:56:37.783 And I think, similar to, like, a documentary-type movie, you can follow the individual interviews and pay attention to the certain people that you want to and follow their story and actually enjoy it a lot more. 01:56:38.483 --> 01:56:47.883 I paid attention this time very seriously to The Hedgehog because I was blown away by that performance and I made sure that I didn't say anything about it because I wanted to see if anybody else mentioned it. 01:56:48.243 --> 01:56:53.903 But that latter stunt work was super entertaining and was ultra cutesy and so fucking British. 01:56:54.223 --> 01:56:57.623 And the tea stuff and, like, he does everything that his dad always wanted him to do. 01:56:57.883 --> 01:57:00.043 And then he added his own little thing at the end. 01:57:00.063 --> 01:57:08.303 And the latter thing, I actually, when he fell over forward, the first time I watched it, even I was like, oh shit, like, I thought they were going to do a thing where he's actually going to get hurt. 01:57:08.523 --> 01:57:10.583 And then it turns out that's actually part of his routine. 01:57:10.603 --> 01:57:11.503 He had that set up. 01:57:11.743 --> 01:57:13.523 And I was like, oh man, that fucking worked on me. 01:57:13.543 --> 01:57:15.063 I'm like, this guy's a great mascot. 01:57:15.463 --> 01:57:21.103 And the second time that I watched it, I'm doing the same thing where I'm really enjoying it and I really had a great time with it. 01:57:21.403 --> 01:57:25.423 Now, granted, I still absolutely love The Fist because yes, I too am a hockey fan. 01:57:25.763 --> 01:57:30.743 And basically The Fist as a mascot is like the embodiment of the enforcer. 01:57:30.763 --> 01:57:40.243 And since those days are gone, seeing the mascot basically be an enforcer, he's literally The Fist because that's what the fucking enforcers were for hockey. 01:57:41.763 --> 01:57:49.783 The routine, I can't believe nobody else mentioned this, but my favorite part of his routine is he goes running off with the referee chasing him. 01:57:49.943 --> 01:57:54.363 And you think the referee like ejected him from the auditorium or whatever, and that's the end of the routine. 01:57:54.703 --> 01:57:58.083 And the next thing you know, there's another like guitar fucking hit with an explosions. 01:57:58.363 --> 01:58:07.823 He comes busting through the divider that actually has the competition's name on it, which I don't think he was supposed to do from the look of the way the judges were kind of upset about it. 01:58:08.043 --> 01:58:11.443 Takes a doll that represents the dead body of the referee. 01:58:12.143 --> 01:58:13.683 Plats it right on the table. 01:58:14.003 --> 01:58:21.343 Right in front of all the judges and then spins around and does the middle finger pop because he's not there to win a fucking trophy. 01:58:21.363 --> 01:58:22.543 That's not what that's about. 01:58:22.883 --> 01:58:27.243 He's there to show the crowd that he's the best and he fucking wins it in their hearts. 01:58:27.263 --> 01:58:29.723 And that's all he cares about in his own head. 01:58:30.043 --> 01:58:31.483 I fucking love that part too. 01:58:31.783 --> 01:58:35.743 So the story with the hedgehog, I want to come back to that. 01:58:36.063 --> 01:58:44.003 I was following that this time and I found it very, very touching because the father wouldn't let the guy be the hedgehog he wanted to be or the mascot that he wanted to be. 01:58:44.303 --> 01:58:48.083 He kept trying to make it rooted in the tradition because the tradition is very important. 01:58:48.463 --> 01:58:54.423 And the not listening and the not communicating and the way that they grow as a family is really, really great. 01:58:54.423 --> 01:59:03.683 And if you actually remember that storyline and you enjoyed it, I want to tell you that is very similar to some of the things that happened in the Christopher Guest series, Family Tree. 01:59:03.983 --> 01:59:09.003 Now, there's a lot of people that are in this movie that were in that series, Family Tree. 01:59:09.383 --> 01:59:13.003 I thought that I was the only one who watched Family Tree. 01:59:13.243 --> 01:59:14.483 I actually really liked it. 01:59:14.503 --> 01:59:26.823 I found it very touching and endearing, but it's not for everybody because it's a hangout kind of TV show where you follow Chris O'Dowd as he sort of like learns his genealogy of where he comes from. 01:59:26.843 --> 01:59:32.383 And he's a British man who apparently has an ancestor that comes from like the west of America. 01:59:34.323 --> 01:59:36.203 And it's really bizarre and interesting. 01:59:36.223 --> 01:59:37.823 It's an interesting journey. 01:59:38.703 --> 01:59:44.483 I honestly forgot about it until you mentioned it, but I really enjoyed that. 01:59:44.723 --> 01:59:52.343 Well, what I would basically recommend to somebody is if you've seen Family Tree, then I think you would actually enjoy Mascots if you haven't given it a chance. 01:59:52.643 --> 02:00:00.563 And if you've seen Mascots and you thought it was pretty okay, but you like that hedgehog story, you would probably be a bigger fan of Family Tree for sure. 02:00:00.583 --> 02:00:05.623 And if you're just a fan of Chris Endowed in general, you get to follow him around and he gets to be a sensitive guy. 02:00:05.863 --> 02:00:11.863 And it's one of those like awkward comedies where he's learning about his past and who he is. 02:00:11.883 --> 02:00:13.003 So there you go. 02:00:13.023 --> 02:00:26.003 But back to Mascots, by the end of it, whenever the father and the son reconcile with the stuff, with the hedgehog and then, you know, he ends up actually winning the trophy and he becomes the number one. 02:00:26.023 --> 02:00:27.183 I really, really love that. 02:00:27.203 --> 02:00:43.643 The complaint that I actually have about the competition stuff is if you're going to tell me that three mascots are one, two and three, the best out of all of them across this whole globe competition, you better show me all of the routines of the ones who win. 02:00:43.663 --> 02:00:47.303 I want to know what happens with the rabbi and the worm, because we don't get to see enough of it. 02:00:47.323 --> 02:00:51.423 That's so true. 02:00:51.563 --> 02:00:55.003 For it to be number two, we should have been able to see it. 02:00:55.023 --> 02:01:04.143 Now, a nice explanation would have been Harry Shear basically saying that due to certain actions or whatever, the fist has been disqualified. 02:01:04.563 --> 02:01:10.663 And so that puts the worm up, or Joe the plumber and the worm up, or whatever it is. 02:01:12.083 --> 02:01:19.143 But you should have, whoever your winners are, we should get to see all of their routines so that we can also judge for ourselves. 02:01:19.603 --> 02:01:21.123 Yeah, for sure. 02:01:21.143 --> 02:01:21.963 I agree. 02:01:21.983 --> 02:01:23.683 And I agree with you 100%. 02:01:23.963 --> 02:01:28.543 But I do also love the fucking duking it out where the mascots are fighting. 02:01:28.543 --> 02:01:35.263 I think it would have been great if they would have had a little model city that they sort of started stomping on to be all kaiju-ing it up while they're fighting. 02:01:36.043 --> 02:01:36.663 Yeah. 02:01:36.683 --> 02:01:38.183 I think that would have been fucking great. 02:01:38.343 --> 02:01:39.283 I really do. 02:01:39.303 --> 02:01:44.303 But that's just because I always want to see fucking people in monster outfits stomping on city sets. 02:01:44.383 --> 02:01:47.403 I hear you there, man. 02:01:48.583 --> 02:01:51.583 But anyway, yeah, that's basically my impression of it. 02:01:51.603 --> 02:01:58.543 So I think if you guys give it another watch, and I tried this for your consideration, but it didn't work for me. 02:01:58.923 --> 02:02:01.803 And mascots I watched specifically for this show both times. 02:02:02.143 --> 02:02:04.803 And the second time around, I think I really enjoyed it more. 02:02:04.863 --> 02:02:17.503 So I think like coming into it with that perspective of just following certain people that you did like and seeing their story, and or maybe giving somebody else's story a chance if you like noticed that you didn't really recognize them from before. 02:02:17.863 --> 02:02:20.623 It helps because yes, there is a lot of fucking people. 02:02:20.943 --> 02:02:24.563 But I think he did that on purpose where he had the money, and he's like, you know what? 02:02:24.583 --> 02:02:26.243 I want to give everybody I fucking know a job. 02:02:29.363 --> 02:02:30.483 So I'm okay with that. 02:02:31.423 --> 02:02:40.903 Yeah, some of the bits that weren't mentioned so far, there's one of them has got bits to where there's a pencil and a sharpener that's overly sexualized in this movie. 02:02:41.023 --> 02:02:42.763 And it's hilarious. 02:02:42.883 --> 02:02:44.003 It's pretty fucking great. 02:02:45.883 --> 02:02:50.523 Just picture what we're talking about. 02:02:50.543 --> 02:02:54.343 The one chick that was a John Michael Higgins, she's like, I like the pencil. 02:02:56.463 --> 02:02:58.843 Pencil and the sharpener is all safe off that one. 02:03:00.123 --> 02:03:03.083 Yeah, the hedgehog story is one of the best stories of the movie. 02:03:03.183 --> 02:03:09.263 And especially, you know, because he's like this neurotic dude, because his dad was like this legend in the hedgehog outfit. 02:03:09.283 --> 02:03:11.643 And he doesn't want to go against the grain. 02:03:11.663 --> 02:03:14.303 He wants to keep it, keep it, keep it tight, keep it the same. 02:03:14.783 --> 02:03:16.483 But he wants to do this bit with the ladder. 02:03:16.503 --> 02:03:18.843 And there's a lot of suspense built with the ladder bit. 02:03:19.063 --> 02:03:25.803 And it wouldn't have happened without, of course, the conversation he has with the fist, Tommy Zuccarello. 02:03:27.463 --> 02:03:28.483 And that's a great scene. 02:03:28.643 --> 02:03:30.523 You basically tell him to go do your own thing. 02:03:30.543 --> 02:03:32.043 I forgot to mention that, Gary. 02:03:32.183 --> 02:03:32.983 Go do your own thing. 02:03:33.003 --> 02:03:33.663 I'm sorry to interrupt you. 02:03:34.503 --> 02:03:36.423 I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I forgot to mention that. 02:03:36.443 --> 02:03:37.843 Yeah, that was a really touching scene. 02:03:38.123 --> 02:03:45.203 And it was actually really nice because you get to see the man behind the character that he plays, because he's the fist 24-7 on camera. 02:03:45.543 --> 02:03:50.743 And just that brief moment where he's talking to him and just connecting with him on a very human level. 02:03:51.043 --> 02:03:53.403 And he just basically tells him, like, why can't you be your own man? 02:03:53.423 --> 02:03:54.083 What's stopping you? 02:03:54.783 --> 02:03:57.923 And he just gives him that beautiful little pep talk without even fucking trying. 02:03:58.103 --> 02:04:00.723 Because he literally just doesn't understand why he just doesn't do it. 02:04:01.323 --> 02:04:03.183 And the result is great. 02:04:03.723 --> 02:04:04.823 So go ahead. 02:04:04.843 --> 02:04:09.923 I mean, you have to admit a lot, these tales, there's a lot to these stories. 02:04:10.563 --> 02:04:16.003 And seriously, I was thinking a lot about the Hedgehog story. 02:04:16.623 --> 02:04:23.523 And I didn't quite realize how much I was actually in touch with the Hedgehog story until Cort started bringing it up. 02:04:24.463 --> 02:04:26.163 Yeah, I agree. 02:04:26.543 --> 02:04:32.163 There is so much there and it just seems like Family Tree was an extension of that. 02:04:32.183 --> 02:04:34.163 So you're not going to watch Family Tree now, are you? 02:04:34.263 --> 02:04:37.043 I haven't seen that either and I want to watch it. 02:04:37.423 --> 02:04:40.083 It was an HBO series, so it should be on HBO Max. 02:04:40.103 --> 02:04:42.683 Everything they've ever done, I think, is on there, that they still have. 02:04:42.763 --> 02:04:44.503 I know I'm watching later. 02:04:45.803 --> 02:04:52.283 I was really surprised because it didn't even cross my mind until you mentioned it. 02:04:52.303 --> 02:04:53.003 So thank you. 02:04:53.623 --> 02:04:58.623 Oh, Sarah Baker, who plays the turtle, aka Minnie Marie in this movie. 02:04:59.063 --> 02:05:05.723 I've seen her in stuff before and she always makes me laugh, especially if you guys have seen the campaign. 02:05:05.923 --> 02:05:13.483 She plays Zach Galifianakis' wife in that movie, who's all horned up for Will Ferrell and Bob Barker in that movie. 02:05:15.323 --> 02:05:16.103 It's very funny. 02:05:16.123 --> 02:05:17.463 She is hilarious. 02:05:18.043 --> 02:05:20.683 That's my stupid funny movie right there at the campaign. 02:05:21.123 --> 02:05:23.583 The weird trying to make out scene at the end. 02:05:23.603 --> 02:05:23.763 Yeah. 02:05:27.783 --> 02:05:30.843 It's like, well, a year ago, we would not have been able to do this. 02:05:30.863 --> 02:05:36.743 You can see they're just like, oh, God, if your lips touch me, I'm going to vomit, but the camera sees it. 02:05:39.143 --> 02:05:40.523 Oh, so good. 02:05:40.603 --> 02:05:42.403 If you haven't seen the fourth one. 02:05:43.363 --> 02:05:44.723 The fist is just a monk now. 02:05:45.683 --> 02:05:49.083 Who's breaking his vow of silence to do an interview because he can't fucking help it. 02:05:53.903 --> 02:05:54.223 Yeah. 02:05:54.483 --> 02:05:54.763 Yeah. 02:05:54.783 --> 02:05:55.843 That's what's back in this one. 02:05:55.863 --> 02:05:59.523 You get that great, you know, and you know, what are they doing now? 02:05:59.543 --> 02:06:00.863 It's not mean spirited. 02:06:00.883 --> 02:06:02.623 You know, you got that. 02:06:02.643 --> 02:06:07.783 You got a little bit of that and pretty much the aftermath of them not getting nominated for your consideration. 02:06:07.803 --> 02:06:10.023 Like I said, mean spirited, so I'm sorry. 02:06:10.463 --> 02:06:20.743 Actually, the only downer part of that whole aftermath thing is the Parker Posey story where they're just working at an old age home for mascots and they have a mascot funeral. 02:06:20.763 --> 02:06:21.603 Like, whoa. 02:06:21.623 --> 02:06:25.263 Yeah, but that's just a part of that's a part of the mascot lifecycle. 02:06:25.283 --> 02:06:30.943 And like they said, they don't have to, they don't have to worry about mascots dying pretty much. 02:06:30.963 --> 02:06:33.323 They can basically just hang on the shelf. 02:06:33.343 --> 02:06:35.003 It's the people underneath or something like that. 02:06:35.023 --> 02:06:36.503 They get a little philosophical with it. 02:06:36.843 --> 02:06:37.203 Yeah. 02:06:37.603 --> 02:06:38.223 Yeah, it was pretty. 02:06:38.383 --> 02:06:39.663 Yeah, it was very interesting. 02:06:39.683 --> 02:06:43.143 It was just weird to see an elephant in a casket though. 02:06:43.163 --> 02:06:44.603 Yeah. 02:06:45.203 --> 02:06:47.843 Yeah, I think that's going to be quite a heavy burial fee. 02:06:48.403 --> 02:06:48.843 Yeah. 02:06:49.163 --> 02:06:49.843 Oh, gosh. 02:06:50.723 --> 02:06:51.863 The little shit this movie. 02:06:51.883 --> 02:07:00.823 Fred Williams doesn't get a whole lot to do with this movie, but he the part where he's talking to the worm who's who's a little person and he's fascinated that a little person can do this. 02:07:01.163 --> 02:07:03.603 And it's it's so random. 02:07:03.623 --> 02:07:04.603 How were you made this way? 02:07:04.623 --> 02:07:06.043 I was made this way by birth. 02:07:08.703 --> 02:07:11.083 I'm going to go down in the burrow and blow the horn. 02:07:11.923 --> 02:07:12.683 I love that. 02:07:13.563 --> 02:07:22.983 I love that he doesn't actually start giving him shit because he realizes the guy probably is legitimately just never seen a little person before in his life and has no idea that he's being that much of a prick. 02:07:23.523 --> 02:07:23.883 Yeah. 02:07:24.183 --> 02:07:30.583 But at the end when he's obviously saying stuff that's really offensive, I love the way that that guy just gives him shit right back. 02:07:30.903 --> 02:07:32.343 To prove how much of an idiot he is. 02:07:32.363 --> 02:07:37.543 And I love when Fred Willard realizes it and then decides to end the conversation because he's like, you're fun in me, aren't you? 02:07:38.283 --> 02:07:39.443 It reminds me of him. 02:07:41.163 --> 02:07:42.243 You're a great little guy. 02:07:42.263 --> 02:07:47.923 It reminds me of the scene in Blast from the Past, but this is a lot more naive because he actually never seen one before. 02:07:47.943 --> 02:07:52.703 When Brendan Fraser comes into the surface, he's like, wow, a black woman. 02:07:52.743 --> 02:07:54.883 I've never seen one of those before. 02:07:54.903 --> 02:07:57.663 But that sounds a lot more fascinating because he actually never seen one before. 02:07:57.803 --> 02:07:59.583 You know, yeah, yeah. 02:08:00.843 --> 02:08:05.683 You know, the dialogue in that scene, maybe, you know, a problem with those people don't know what good writing is, though. 02:08:05.763 --> 02:08:08.523 That's a that's a guy I feel has never been. 02:08:08.543 --> 02:08:10.583 I think I didn't like Brendan Fraser. 02:08:10.623 --> 02:08:13.523 So you win, buddy, you win. 02:08:13.543 --> 02:08:17.863 I love when he like orders a drink and he's like, don't hookers like that. 02:08:17.883 --> 02:08:18.843 My mom sure likes them. 02:08:18.863 --> 02:08:20.023 My mom sure likes them. 02:08:20.083 --> 02:08:21.363 What, the Rob Roy? 02:08:26.263 --> 02:08:27.063 Oh, so good. 02:08:27.203 --> 02:08:28.683 This is this is good too, though. 02:08:28.843 --> 02:08:31.783 I mean, like a lot of folks say it's a return to form. 02:08:31.903 --> 02:08:40.623 And I will agree from the last movie we saw it is you get back to, you know, what made these movies a lot of fun and really great. 02:08:40.923 --> 02:08:55.843 You know, that naivety that's there about this, this culture that may or may not be sexually motivated because I love the rabbit furry is in the hotel because you know, there's going to be that one guy looking for shit like that, you know? 02:08:56.283 --> 02:08:56.543 Yeah. 02:08:56.563 --> 02:09:02.903 And he represents like a very small, very just desperate person, like just one person. 02:09:03.203 --> 02:09:05.623 It's just like one dude that's like that. 02:09:05.643 --> 02:09:07.703 It's not the entirety of the furry community. 02:09:08.043 --> 02:09:18.123 And I just love the way that the guy's trying to like basically tell him how to react whenever a furry is trying to scritch him or whatever that he's doing and like what the words are to say. 02:09:18.143 --> 02:09:21.343 And he's like, how about I'll tell him I'll punch him in the fucking mouth or something like that. 02:09:22.643 --> 02:09:24.183 I love that line delivery. 02:09:24.983 --> 02:09:25.563 But if you are... 02:09:25.823 --> 02:09:28.963 Randomly off topic, but not off topic. 02:09:29.483 --> 02:09:34.623 One of my, a friend of a friend, who I'm a friend of, but apparently we're friends. 02:09:34.943 --> 02:09:45.703 He didn't know what his sexuality was, didn't know how he felt about anything, but he actually found, God help me, a fursona. 02:09:46.263 --> 02:09:50.803 You know what, I'm really happy for you, that you found a happy place for yourself. 02:09:50.823 --> 02:09:54.383 But my God, if I hear about a scratch pile one more time, I'm gonna be sick. 02:09:54.903 --> 02:09:55.223 Wow. 02:09:55.363 --> 02:09:56.863 We got 10 minutes left. 02:09:57.483 --> 02:09:59.583 Okay, we'll wrap this up. 02:10:00.263 --> 02:10:02.143 Furries aside, Mr. 02:10:02.163 --> 02:10:04.703 Cort, final thoughts and what's your rating, sir? 02:10:05.383 --> 02:10:09.763 It's not my absolute favorite of all the Christopher Guest series and or films that I've seen. 02:10:09.763 --> 02:10:20.503 But after realizing why I knew so much of the cast that I didn't know where from came from Family Tree, I really started enjoying it more on that second watch. 02:10:20.523 --> 02:10:25.883 So I'm gonna give it a seven because it's not the best, but it's definitely more than just a movie. 02:10:26.023 --> 02:10:27.263 And I found it very entertaining. 02:10:27.283 --> 02:10:33.843 And I think probably if I watch it again, it might go up at least a half a point if not another, you know, because I'll find something else that I really enjoy about it. 02:10:34.303 --> 02:10:39.563 And I definitely would check it out again, because I mean, as long as I got the Netflix subscription, I can watch it as much as I want. 02:10:39.883 --> 02:10:40.703 Cool, Derek. 02:10:41.063 --> 02:10:44.063 Yeah, I really enjoyed this for what it was, you know. 02:10:44.083 --> 02:10:46.283 It kept me interested enough. 02:10:46.303 --> 02:10:48.943 I was engaged with what was going on within the movie. 02:10:49.343 --> 02:10:52.703 And, you know, just the whole, you know, it was just interesting. 02:10:52.723 --> 02:10:57.943 Like, mascots, I was always interested as a kid anyways, like when I went to games and shit. 02:10:58.283 --> 02:10:59.983 So this is kind of interesting to me. 02:11:00.443 --> 02:11:03.163 And it has some great funny moments. 02:11:03.163 --> 02:11:04.083 The fucking furry. 02:11:04.583 --> 02:11:05.263 Hilarious. 02:11:05.703 --> 02:11:08.643 Anyways, I'll give it like a 7.5 out of 10. 02:11:08.683 --> 02:11:09.663 I really enjoyed it. 02:11:10.103 --> 02:11:10.743 Suzanne. 02:11:11.103 --> 02:11:17.543 No, honestly, for me, I just think that there are too many players in the movie. 02:11:17.663 --> 02:11:23.543 But the stories to be focused on were incredibly, you know, part of them were endearing. 02:11:23.583 --> 02:11:25.663 Part of them were just hilarious. 02:11:25.963 --> 02:11:29.443 But I honestly think a seven and a half is pretty apt. 02:11:29.663 --> 02:11:31.583 Yeah, I'm right with you with Cort with the seven. 02:11:31.603 --> 02:11:33.843 I enjoyed myself much more than the last one. 02:11:34.163 --> 02:11:36.223 And that's the five to the seven. 02:11:36.243 --> 02:11:39.483 It doesn't sound like much of an upgrade, but it'll take you a couple more times. 02:11:39.503 --> 02:11:47.083 And I think watching this Family Tree show, which I'm going to watch very, very soon, will get you to enjoy a whole lot more out of this movie. 02:11:47.383 --> 02:11:49.403 And I'm looking forward to watching that. 02:11:49.423 --> 02:11:50.423 You should do a bonus episode. 02:11:50.683 --> 02:11:51.383 Yeah, maybe. 02:11:51.403 --> 02:11:52.263 Yes, we should. 02:11:52.283 --> 02:11:53.523 Yeah, I don't mind that. 02:11:53.603 --> 02:11:54.043 We should. 02:11:54.063 --> 02:11:54.923 It's crushed for gas. 02:11:55.243 --> 02:11:56.183 I don't mind that at all. 02:11:56.843 --> 02:11:59.683 But yeah, that's about it for this one. 02:11:59.803 --> 02:12:02.743 And we'll see y'all again when we come close up the show. 02:12:03.123 --> 02:12:04.423 This will keep 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Darkness of the Not-So-Spotless Mind Podcast, Kill the Cast, Jerry and the Boys, Friday Nightmares, Her Lacky Scott, I say that with love, Scott. 02:14:08.343 --> 02:14:10.583 She loves the Butcher Balls and vice versa. 02:14:11.003 --> 02:14:16.223 And all these people that, get the hook, motherfucking get the hook. 02:14:16.643 --> 02:14:18.263 But no, all these people are important. 02:14:18.283 --> 02:14:19.923 These guys have been doing it forever and ever. 02:14:19.943 --> 02:14:23.023 Gentlemen's Guide to Midnight Cinema have been doing this forever. 02:14:24.323 --> 02:14:26.543 Outside of the cinema have been doing this forever. 02:14:27.223 --> 02:14:30.663 Mike White and the Projection Booth have been doing this forever. 02:14:30.683 --> 02:14:41.623 And there's a reason for the season of The Sleezons is that if they didn't enjoy what they do, if I didn't enjoy what the fuck I do on this show, I would not still be doing it. 02:14:41.643 --> 02:14:46.983 I've always said that if it felt like a job, I would not be doing this. 02:14:47.003 --> 02:14:48.503 I would not be attempting to do this. 02:14:49.103 --> 02:14:50.483 And it never felt like a job. 02:14:51.023 --> 02:14:58.043 People always worked with me and I hoped had a good time on the show and are going to continue to have a good time on the show. 02:14:58.343 --> 02:15:02.603 Again, making it sound like a real swan song, but I should not do that because it's not. 02:15:03.023 --> 02:15:07.683 I'm going to get some beautiful content out to you people with the help of some great friends. 02:15:08.903 --> 02:15:20.943 Speaking of wonderful content, the next Cinema Beef Podcast that will come out will be The Little Bill Double Bill and I will explain this to you guys if you guys didn't hear about it before. 02:15:20.963 --> 02:15:25.603 This is a film, this is a review show, a review show. 02:15:25.843 --> 02:15:32.583 This is a podcast, a programming that we brought two characters together, both called Little Bill. 02:15:33.923 --> 02:15:53.303 Unforgiven, which is a western that you guys may or may not know, I hope you guys know it's a wonderful film, features Little Bill Daggett who is Gene Hackman and Boogie Nights from 1997, features Little Bill, portrayed by Bill, by his name is Bill too, his name is Bill too. 02:15:53.703 --> 02:15:54.323 William H. 02:15:54.343 --> 02:15:56.903 Macy plays Little Bill in Boogie Nights. 02:15:56.923 --> 02:16:02.303 So put the two together, you get two wonderful films and I'm sure some great conversation. 02:16:02.323 --> 02:16:24.783 We have not recorded the reviews yet as of this recording these little end caps because should be told behind the scenes, this is all recorded in pieces and I'm just piecing this all together because piecemeal and it is the way to go people have again only as good as people work with if that ship was was not there was was that righted and in the right way. 02:16:24.803 --> 02:16:28.823 I I I wouldn't be able to to to do this. 02:16:28.843 --> 02:16:33.143 I mean, a lot of these guys, they've gone on the simplistic way of editing. 02:16:33.443 --> 02:16:38.523 Duncan McLeish doesn't do a whole lot to the recording because he's fucking on it. 02:16:38.543 --> 02:16:42.643 But Mike Murphy does is on it, man, he's on it. 02:16:43.023 --> 02:16:44.743 He just just goes for it. 02:16:44.763 --> 02:16:47.183 And I would love to think that I could do that. 02:16:47.203 --> 02:16:48.043 But I do. 02:16:48.183 --> 02:16:50.403 I don't have I need to use filters. 02:16:50.423 --> 02:16:55.763 My voice is kind of terrible and it's only better because I use filters or whatnot. 02:16:57.943 --> 02:17:00.103 But yeah, this has been nine years of this show. 02:17:01.263 --> 02:17:09.003 Look for some other shows amongst the Butcher Shop family of shows, the Legion Podcast family of shows. 02:17:09.763 --> 02:17:12.543 Go donate to the Legion Podcast Patreon. 02:17:12.563 --> 02:17:15.723 It's as low as two dollars a month and you get early releases. 02:17:16.343 --> 02:17:18.123 All the bonus Torchies episodes. 02:17:18.143 --> 02:17:19.783 There's about ten of those by now. 02:17:19.803 --> 02:17:23.563 We've read anything from our first review of The Drive. 02:17:23.583 --> 02:17:27.303 We reviewed The Wanderers for the match for the Warriors. 02:17:28.523 --> 02:17:32.083 We just reviewed Code of Silence to go with Red Heat. 02:17:34.023 --> 02:17:37.883 They're all paired together like a fine wine with pasta. 02:17:37.903 --> 02:17:45.043 And I think that this podcasting gig is my fine wine with wonderful pasta. 02:17:45.403 --> 02:17:49.703 You guys bring the Gabagool every time. 02:17:49.723 --> 02:17:55.023 Although you guys don't show it sometimes and say, hey, I really enjoy this show. 02:17:55.043 --> 02:17:55.603 But you know what? 02:17:55.623 --> 02:18:02.363 I got some feedback from Robert Ward who listened to our Black Roses, Two Sugar and Wicked Minimum Commentaries. 02:18:02.383 --> 02:18:09.063 You know, that little bit of commenting can really make it all worthwhile. 02:18:09.783 --> 02:18:16.183 Speaking of which, go check us out on Apple Music, Apple Podcasts, Apple whatever it is. 02:18:16.583 --> 02:18:17.583 Leave us a rating review. 02:18:18.563 --> 02:18:20.063 One star review, five star review. 02:18:20.083 --> 02:18:21.143 Just let us start it there. 02:18:21.163 --> 02:18:22.883 We would love it. 02:18:22.903 --> 02:18:25.423 If I get 30 reviews, they come to like 18 right now. 02:18:25.923 --> 02:18:27.003 I'm going to give something away. 02:18:27.023 --> 02:18:28.263 How about that? 02:18:28.863 --> 02:18:36.343 And this is the first place that I will announce the exact date when the Flades & Plicks Charity Auction is going to happen. 02:18:36.883 --> 02:18:38.863 Some of you guys are asking what is this? 02:18:38.883 --> 02:18:40.803 Some new listeners, perhaps the ones that don't know. 02:18:40.823 --> 02:18:42.483 I'll tell you what it is. 02:18:42.743 --> 02:18:51.003 It's a charity auction in which I've gathered many items from different Hollywood people that are meeting conventions and different donations from different people. 02:18:51.023 --> 02:18:54.723 And this is cinema stuff. 02:18:54.743 --> 02:18:58.023 This is wrestling stuff, mostly autograph stuff. 02:18:58.723 --> 02:19:04.383 But the only autograph thing, non-autograph thing I have in the bunch is a Raphael. 02:19:05.743 --> 02:19:18.123 I think he's a Frankenstein figure, Raphael Fair Frankenstein figure from the Ninja Turtles and a Andre the Giant pop vinyl from the Princess Bride, Fezzik, which was an Amazon exclusive. 02:19:18.143 --> 02:19:21.523 I think that was a piece going for a pretty penny right now. 02:19:21.543 --> 02:19:23.283 So you guys might want to go after that. 02:19:23.503 --> 02:19:25.543 He's oversized and adorable. 02:19:25.563 --> 02:19:26.483 He's a rock in his hand. 02:19:27.303 --> 02:19:32.403 But March 11th and 12th, I believe it is, it's Saturday and Sunday. 02:19:32.423 --> 02:19:38.763 Now the way this works is I'm going to set up an event page on the Facebooks, which is the easy way to do this. 02:19:39.243 --> 02:19:45.243 You can go, you see me pop up and I'll be trolling everywhere with this thing to get you to get your monies. 02:19:45.263 --> 02:19:57.063 It goes to a no kill shelter, like I said, and I will have all the items listed the day of when it's going to start, and when I say start bidding, you guys can start bidding. 02:19:57.083 --> 02:20:02.883 You bid in the comment section, some higher in items, some lower in items, whatever. 02:20:03.723 --> 02:20:17.063 Whatever you guys can give, if you guys can give, it all goes to the no kill shelter, South Suburban Humane Society in beautiful Tilley Park, Illinois, and they have other subsidiaries too in that area. 02:20:17.743 --> 02:20:28.003 And it's a good thing to help animals, to help people in general, and I don't need to tell you this, but you can get some cool shit in the process. 02:20:29.363 --> 02:20:38.163 Like this fawn figure I'm staring at right now, this NECA old fawn figure from Penn's Labyrinth, signed by the nicest monster that ever lived, Doug Jones. 02:20:39.463 --> 02:20:42.163 He played all the monsters in that movie, but this is a fawn figure. 02:20:43.783 --> 02:20:45.523 He's excited for you guys to have it. 02:20:45.763 --> 02:20:48.083 He's very excited for you guys to have it, I'll share the video. 02:20:48.703 --> 02:20:53.863 Again excited to be here, excited to keep doing this after nine years. 02:20:53.883 --> 02:20:57.883 I'm going into the tenth year, my nipples are getting hard just thinking about it. 02:20:58.263 --> 02:21:02.483 Because my brother from another mother, Jeffery X. 02:21:02.503 --> 02:21:14.143 Martin, who you heard earlier on the show, coming back with Kiss the Goat, Tease Tease, Poke Poke, he spilled the beans this week in a way that him and Cootie are getting back together again and going to do something. 02:21:14.323 --> 02:21:16.063 So probably Kiss the Goat. 02:21:16.943 --> 02:21:21.583 I'm looking forward to it and looking forward to everything, just just life in general. 02:21:22.303 --> 02:21:29.823 If you're in the shits like I am every holiday season, if you're in the shits right now, you know, reach out to your buddy, I'll talk to you. 02:21:30.183 --> 02:21:39.963 We could be in the shits together and maybe make each other, maybe lift each other up, you know, so I'm trying to stay out of the shits so I could release more content to you. 02:21:40.163 --> 02:21:42.063 And I'm going on and on and on here. 02:21:42.403 --> 02:21:45.423 And I don't care because I'm on the microphone by myself. 02:21:45.443 --> 02:21:47.663 And if you are still listening, God bless you. 02:21:47.683 --> 02:21:49.603 A crime bless you. 02:21:49.623 --> 02:21:58.703 Or many blessings, you know, good health, good, good beer, good food, all of the above. 02:21:59.363 --> 02:22:00.463 Nothing but love here. 02:22:00.723 --> 02:22:02.023 But this is where I will leave it. 02:22:02.463 --> 02:22:06.123 Do all those things that are asked of you, if possible. 02:22:06.143 --> 02:22:09.303 If not, no pressure. 02:22:10.163 --> 02:22:10.943 Pressure is bad. 02:22:11.563 --> 02:22:15.603 Pressure makes people go crazy and possibly hurt somebody in their office building. 02:22:15.943 --> 02:22:17.803 That's no go, man. 02:22:18.463 --> 02:22:19.383 I'm over pressure. 02:22:19.503 --> 02:22:20.423 I'm over it, man. 02:22:20.743 --> 02:22:26.603 Just I'm here for cinema and my people and you guys are people. 02:22:26.623 --> 02:22:30.183 I go to horror conventions and you walk in a room. 02:22:30.203 --> 02:22:31.483 It's almost like a church. 02:22:31.503 --> 02:22:35.523 You can smell the air and you say, yep, these are my people and I feel comfortable. 02:22:35.723 --> 02:22:45.063 Well, when I'm on this show and I know some of you guys are listening to the show, you're my people and I am comfortable with you and love it. 02:22:45.703 --> 02:22:46.543 Love you guys. 02:22:46.983 --> 02:22:47.803 Love the show. 02:22:48.343 --> 02:22:55.003 Love to Jamie, Iris, Suzanne, everybody that works with me and works, you know, not for me. 02:22:55.023 --> 02:22:56.263 It's for me. 02:22:56.283 --> 02:23:01.323 No, because I think I'm the boss of this, this, this little ride, but I'm not. 02:23:01.343 --> 02:23:02.863 I'm only as good as people I work with. 02:23:03.223 --> 02:23:05.863 I'll say this 14 more fucking times. 02:23:06.903 --> 02:23:07.383 You know why? 02:23:07.403 --> 02:23:08.423 Because they make me better. 02:23:08.443 --> 02:23:10.863 And that's, that's plain and simple. 02:23:11.623 --> 02:23:14.623 Clear as crystal, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 02:23:15.503 --> 02:23:18.403 De facto de jour, all, all, all those things. 02:23:18.843 --> 02:23:20.103 But this is where I'll leave you. 02:23:20.123 --> 02:23:28.743 This has been the 9th anniversary Beefiversary Show of the Cinema Beef Podcast, where if you've got beef, we've all got the grinder. 02:23:30.323 --> 02:23:30.863 Bye bye now.