Fire the Canon

Things in Oceania are really heating up!  This time around, our hero Winston gets up to some seriously illegal (romantic) mischief.  Rachel falls down the side of a mountain.  Jackie refuses to put a price on her dignity. Theo gets decked by a fourth grader.  Thoo, if you’re out there, get in touch.  Topics include: Ireland, Cook Out, pirates, No Nut November, goiter treatment tips, a pleasant Covid surprise, Elisir Novasalus, Jeff Bezos (our nemesis), Arnold Schwarzenegger, chopper controversy, and Cheerwine.

Content warning: sexual assault, violence, murder, racism, fatphobia

We are, unfortunately, not sponsored by Cook Out.

Show Notes

Things in Oceania are really heating up!  This time around, our hero Winston gets up to some seriously illegal (romantic) mischief.  Rachel falls down the side of a mountain.  Jackie refuses to put a price on her dignity. Theo gets decked by a fourth grader.  Thoo, if you’re out there, get in touch.  Topics include: Ireland, Cook Out, pirates, No Nut November, goiter treatment tips, a pleasant Covid surprise, Elisir Novasalus, Jeff Bezos (our nemesis), Arnold Schwarzenegger, chopper controversy, and Cheerwine.

Content warning: sexual assault, violence, murder, racism, fatphobia

We are, unfortunately, not sponsored by Cook Out.

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What is Fire the Canon?

Prefer your books in comedy form, but still want to sound smart at parties? We got you. Discover the hilarity hidden in the classics with new episodes every other Thursday.