Bud & Herb's fun bags of fan mail #2

Dear B&H,

WOW! 
Releaved to find out Big Stank Feet didn’t stank ya to def! 
But soundz like it got that little Theo guy instead. 

He’s a gross kid though right? Hopefully he already stanks and is unaffected by the Walker stanky stank. I know I woulda been as uh kid. Uncle Grundle once chunked me into tha river and I learned how ta swim and bathe in the same day!

Eneewayz, I wonder who tha scoundrel is that’s in cahoots with CinderStank. 
My gold is on Dougie - NEVER TRUST BROTHERS. 
My brother Boggsie once miremucked me into poisonin half the clutch. Fortunately, only a handful was kilt, but the Clutch Mother was NOT pleazed. 

Ennewayz eneewayz, if Theo survives maybe chunk him in tha river for a nice bath. 

Love you! 
Laterz,
Nigel “Most #1” Festergutt