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Hello it's me it's Bentle tall how we doing it's the big beetle how we goin bro
livin the dream how are kids how's the mess oh thanks for asking the bad
I went oh you wouldn't believe it is growing up is this tall me oh oh
what a party alive huh yeah we are can I just say I live in it right like the
fact that we can just be like oh that's what all people sound like we
looked at it and like out next album of the week and we're like oh my god
that's so not that's not that long we did it again we looked at like albums that
we really liked and we're like oh god it's how is it already that all
though it's ridiculous I was like oh god because I was like let's look up
anyway anyway we'll get to look at the real quick time's moving real quick
it's too fast too fast simply it's simply too fast simply too much how you
don't mean how is your wake how you been the doing
Brayton Kimstick but other than that really really good we've been playing a
singular game and and but I'll say this we've been playing another game and
collecting data on it I've got full autistic fucking like maximum nerd
rage so far that like I'm now like before you know I'll jump down Conan I was
trying to figure out how to make a bar graph to to show time and money like
efficiency like an efficiency yeah right for each of the the I'll get into it later
but it's it's man it's it I don't know how to explain what I want to
the graph to show so the graph looks at me and says so you want these numbers
on the y-axis and these numbers on the on the x-axis and it's not what I want
it's not what I want well I don't know how to help you
neither do I because I don't know how to do that
well it sounds like we're at an impasse that's it how are you doing yeah pretty good
man the kids are the kids are out at the in-laws nice that's why I'm yelling
yeah yeah I just when the opportunity is there I take it as you do if I have an
opportunity to be very loud you've got I can't wait to press that I can't I'm
looking at it it's a big blue ball yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's a scale of
of normal to it's up there it's real up there man quite up there yeah yeah I'll
come you know I've just been I've just been working been slaving away mm-hmm we had a
bit of a bit of a busy weekend man can I just say going to the shops is just a
very tiring experience you go and say shops with kids oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm sorry I don't talk about my I met my mother and father in law my brother in
sister-in-law and my sister-in-law at Orion shopping center right nice
the older grandies so my daughter and my nephew they went to the cinema with
everyone else except for Parin I Parin I looked after three children okay so one
was one two or not um even three yes so very tiring man oh yeah dude I'm still tired
and it's Tuesday it's just running up especially at like two years old you just
running after them that's all you're doing and they're so chasing the faster do they're so
fast man I don't I don't care what anyone says try chasing a two-year-old for an hour
mm-hmm try chasing a two-year-old for an hour it is like try almost two oh man just
constantly because of the bad time too it was like what's so fast yeah man yeah they
can be real fast but you know like a bad time like sort of it's because it's
exciting but it's like nap time so they're getting tired but I'm not tired leave me
the fuck alone but they're not tired because this is not norm this is not normal
life so let's be excited and be phomo right yeah yeah yeah I don't want to miss out
in this shit man so we spent two hours with two very very tired children one was not
one yeah yeah yeah it was it was fun but that was that was our sort of and then we all went out
for lunch and stuff it was very very very and for whatever fucking reason I just looked
after the kids the entire time but you get the lunch I had fucking rice snack pack
a halal like you know HSP yeah yeah a little snack pack but with rice instead of chips
all right okay fucking mint all right I believe in fucking mint actually yeah because you
could get fucking meat and sauce over the rice it's just yeah dude it's like a little
curry it's a great curry or fucking whatever it is so cool man yeah Turkish I don't know
what the fuck that's all I don't know I know euros are like Greek I'm pretty sure they're
Greek I'd have no idea I have no idea I'm not a food connoisseur any food connoisseurs
out there yeah please tell us in the in the comments in the fucking comments email us we don't
check it but email us that's a really good point I've checked it like twice you know even
better send us a voicemail that'll be the way to do it oh yes yes that was that what's
our voicemail number just off the top my head it's a plus 61 7564 110 80 and you can leave
us a message meme or a suggestion for the album of the week make sure you do it guys we love
we love you wrote it down I wrote it down and it was right yeah actually off the dome that
was off the dome oh well yeah fucking done we're not fucking done I'll tell you this you know
what I know the the 5641 bit is because it's the same as my Skype number at work because all
of the arenas is fucking Skype so whoa I'm a Skype yeah bro we use surely not yeah it's
Skype for business buddy Skype for business and like everyone in the military is on it like I
mean I can I I talked to lats I talked to lats on Skype at work on a protected like network
that's very funny so wild so wild yeah if we have we can't do anything right right out but we use it
we're using it well should you be anyway dude I I'm gonna be honest look I've been busy I'm wrecked
yeah I've been working a lot you know been planning shit being I've been meaning to do content stuff
but I've just been fucked Lucy got a um D-Sexed so we're like I'm fucking I've been out there with her
for like an hour this afternoon just just sitting out there with her because I'm like it does it sucks
to be an occasional day right like she's in her crate yeah so she doesn't fucking rip her stitches out
because she's a psycho she has to be in a crate all day so I come home for lunch take her out that's
my lunch break I take her off my lunch break and then I got I still got a gym yeah still gonna gym
yeah gotta go on gym yeah fuck that and then I come back hang out with her in the afternoon and then
I'll take her out after we finish this episode I'll probably take her out to make sure she goes
tall and shit yeah but I just been hanging out with the dog outside because it'd be really nice
afternoons the weather's nice it's like it's been getting better yeah dude nice warmth like yeah a bit
cool at night it's very very good this is my favorite time of the year and it's cold at night
hot in the day yep the best yeah you could go for a swim the water would be cold but you could go for
a swim yeah because it's hot enough that you're like you're in the sun it like it cuts it it's nice
what why didn't they give Lucy the cone of shame that did it doesn't work she's ripped she's ripped
through one and a half oh my god I say one and a half because it's still on her head right now but
holy dilly yeah my clabs dude that's wild yeah black labs what do you do yeah what can you do
literally like the biggest clowns of dogs yeah yeah like the fucking worst man yeah yeah
they're really good because they're always happy all the time that was really nice
that's a nice one yeah like dude they freak out and but they're so like dopey as well you know how
like selfies like staffies are dopey and chill out like they just do dumb shit but they're big boofeds
and they're like really fucking tough the best way to describe them hey yeah oh yeah
but like labs are fucking just idiots
sure man I'm seeing her run into posts and shit yeah she's just staring at something else while running
yeah full power dude fucking maverick does that he's two years old that's it fucking maverick's a
labrador all Labrador's Labrador's are two-year-old boys that's all they are they're just like
dude actually yeah they are yeah can I just tell you right now maverick fucking
right after telling him hey man you need to watch where you're walking he ran full speed
looking to the left like full left and ran full speed into a wall bounced off and hit another wall
and then he's gone
that's so funny man he didn't cry to this just like oh jeez
this is like god damn he's like oh man i really should listen man this is all my fault
it was so funny because like he didn't cry we just we sort of just started laughing and he just
so funny oh no that's funny yeah fucking kids man
fucking yeah Labrador's a fucking two-year-olds man
that's yeah that's it oh yeah but anyway yeah no that's i've just been me and i've been working
i've been playing Conan we've been playing a lot of Conan yeah oh dude fun dude it's fun
it's fun speaking it speak it away it's just to just to let the viewers in in the in the listens in
we're playing a game called Conan Exiles where you basically play barbarians uh in the
build a house it's very sharp sticks what what do you call it it's really uh dive not diverse it's really
good graphics mind craft um sure that's all it is because it's it's going out collect materials bring it back
put it in a thing that makes a different material but you also need other materials from a different
place yeah you just you just combining materials and you just but you're just bombing things to make a
cool thing which to then forget about the game it's a few months later it's so for like I do love it
I feel like every one of you've got a wipper game like this out you know it's perfect yeah it
scratches all the itches of like I don't want to play tarc of because it's so brain intensive and like
for a tactical x-fills shooter your your brain is like constantly calculating like should I push this
or should i just fucking go back a little bit or should I go around this corner it's like your
brain is in hyper fucking ultra like your CPU is about to explode sort of shit yeah and then you'd
go to a game like Conan and it's just like CPU use at 0.01% your brain is switched off
when i fucking you you would already start at the server you would been playing for like two or
three days i literally just rocked up and i was like completely naked yeah i think i had made a
spear or something like that and then it was rolling it was like okay cool and you're like here's
all you kit man i was already here's all you need to catch up the where we are yeah and then from
then it was like okay cool we did go and farm this we did go and farm this it was so so relaxing
you have also played before yeah yeah well we it's not your first time playing this i think you know
what's funny enough though that the same group that we're playing with right now like me you
Jason Chris played like when we played last right at the end right at the end of when we were
we all started building a base remember yeah we did the same sort of thing that we're doing now
in a different area yeah yeah that's it that's yeah we're doing it again but yeah because they did
join right at the end and then we all saw the spear off again and i think no because the server
we played on disappeared just yeah that's right do they say and then we were like oh well let's
let's like play on our own server then and i just did a normal co-op i didn't do like i didn't host
the server yeah um i just remember i hosted like a co-op session and we started building stuff and i was
like yeah i don't really feel like playing well i think it's because we tried to go to the jungle
and we're just like it's new i don't like it i don't like this and you're like let's be able to
treehouse and like oh new yeah let's go back to the desert where the the fucking iron is literally
you're at a doorstep and Conan loose just around the corner yeah we discovered chat was fucking
Conan the barbarian yeah and uh yeah yeah over that love that we have a big statue we've got a big
statue of Arnie in our in a little camp camp out basically so whatever the fucking whatever the
shit is that we call a game and man we need to put up tents just think about it now like over the
areas that we've got we need to put up some tents some like to make it look like a full on like
this is and we need more thralls like more little slaves dude you can know slaves in this game if you
don't know this game you're gonna own slaves like like slate they're cool with slaves man bro
who was like they're happy to work man yeah and the slaves just as happy they're just as happy
to be slaves as you are to have them it's like a perfect world man oh man i can't wait until we start
getting like braided and chill like that because i reckon that's a whole different like aspect of
the last time i never never experienced like a proper like like AI raid where they dislike
yeah we can protect brain you patch so yeah so it's gonna be like completely different
it's got it's it's and for something i've never experienced to to have it change up again yeah this is
gonna be my experience and i'll maybe like oh this is great and you'll be like that wasn't as good
as the last time or it's even better no i think it's gonna be better i think it should be it's called
the fucking age of war yeah see updates man these are these are some big updates for a very old game
you know very old game and it's copying heaps of updates yeah heaps of like quality fucking up when
we got magic yeah that's cool gollies this cool there's some cool stuff but anyway that's our
nerd shit for the week oh no it's oh no i tell us i'll be telling us with the real nerd shit okay all right
i went like this i think when i start this last week i think i started this last week i had a day
of Monday yeah yeah yeah i took i took like you know i just had a day off on Monday and i had a day off
on Friday because i was like oh it's the school holidays i'll just take some time off uh
funnily enough the kids were in daycare both Monday and Friday so i was like oh well i'll just
i'll just be home i didn't plan this at all yeah i'm like in it it's just an excuse to have a day off
by myself that's right and um i spent like all Monday i think i think uh at night i like you know
you were talking about it and i like showed you what i had done for that entire day um i had created
a spreadsheet to collect data for escape from talkoff and this is for an upcoming video or a
series of videos where i want to explore uh the singular game mode in the game which is you just
you just play as a scavenger you go around in the different maps you pick up loot and then you take
it back and you can and you can sell it now there's a feature in this new patch where you can
click a sell all button oh yeah and it gives you a monetary value for everything that you collected
now i want to the the the thesis for this entire experiment is what is the best map to scavenger
on over say 15 rates that that's what it is over a set period of time you've got you know this
this much time to go to these maps should be time right should be a time factor not a rate amount of
rates because if you enter like streets for instance you might have 40 minutes where's you you go
i'm accounting for that oh okay i'm accounting for that so i've added in the there's so many stats
in this fucking spreadsheet he's really thought of everything folks i've i've thought of it
and then i put it into a spreadsheet because i think it was like 2020 no it was 2019 i what i think
i told you about this i once complained that we were still using time by time sheets that were paper
based yeah and then they would print them you would fill in your time sheet and follow me on this
podcast then they would scan it and put it into a fucking an archive system and i got i got mad
and i was like you know we have the archive system that's already electronic why don't we just
have an electronic fucking time sheet in excel that you can just keep it and then i made this huge
I was like why don't we just do this and then the sergeant looked at me and said why don't you do it
then and then from then on i got noticed that i at work that knows how to use excel so they came
to me is like hey can you make this organizer thingy is like can you make a fucking and i started
just doing it and i was like it i'll tell you this excel hell of a program yeah i'm you see
the old i think i think i said this last time too yeah um have you seen the old japanese dude who
paints using excel yeah yeah yeah yeah really fucking cool yeah very cool there's also a video i watched
recently of this dude doing a it was like a two hour presentation i watched this entire video
wow how he uh programs he makes programs inside of excel he does programming like coding inside
excel it's it's because excel itself is a low like uh what do you call it like a low usage or low
CPU usage it's it's very lightweight computer software it's been like minecraft right redstone
and minecraft is like a it's a computer yeah you can just make a computer and yeah use it as a computer
that's and that's exactly what it is so i got known for using excel really well and now i'm using my skills
again but i'm using excel but the google excel because it's free it's google sheets yeah google sheets
yeah i use google sheets anyone yeah anyone that's out there that's like i you know you get a new computer
and you're like i must have the Microsoft office series google has it and it's free
google sheets and it saves to the cloud i know there's a lot of people out there that'd even be like
boob then i wonder you won't have it do you tell me where your money is right now do you have all
of your money fucking is physical money no it's probably as a fucking bank card this it's a whole system
but four dollars in cash i can i've got six dollars sitting right there because it's all in two
dollars he does and i was gonna fucking uh use him in like some coin machine with the kids
that's pretty much it from when we were in camping so there you go yep yeah um all this has led me to
led me to now all this training all this spreadsheet training has led me to now where i've opened
up a google sheet and uh all i've done is it's it's over 15 raids for a singular map during the day
i'm tracking the matching time so how long it takes to like from when you click ready to when you're
in the raid yep it has a timer in built in the thing so i can just be like okay cool as soon as that
time stops i fucking write that number in and then how much time is left in the raid sometimes it's
like 10 minutes sometimes it's it is it's like 30 minutes and then how much time you spend in the
raid i can just put that down in minutes it's very easy um and then total time spent actually doing this
so that includes you matching time and the time spent in raid just added together it's that easy
i've got averages i've got sums for all of these as well except for the time left in raid
very nerdy dude as soon as like as soon as i put a function into this sheet where it's like i
want an average of all the times and it's like oh my god i feel like a fucking genius
as soon as you see that like little sigma is that is the e the sigma sign i like literally
looking at it i'm just like i'm a genius auto equations yeah do auto something love it auto average
yeah please yeah and um so yeah oh yeah sorry and there's another graph sorry another
column for uh rubles earned right then i've got like another column for deaths and then like the reason why
i've already done one map it was the easiest map because it's it's the load times are really short
the time uh left in matches really short and the time you actually spend in raid is even shorter than that
yeah right it has to be
in raid um yeah and and i found you know you can still make like about a million rubles an hour in
this one day can hour baby it's it is it's a hundred percent eight can hour if anyone's listening
to this if you're inside jokes it's such an inside joke that like man it's it's another facet
any time any any anytime that that comes to us with any type of like you can make x amount in
x amount of time yeah if instantly eight can hour baby if ever i bring like a time is money sort of
fucking like thing to talk of eight can hour eight can hour matter if it's talk of it could be anything
at this point yeah okay anything it could be coded you're like hey boys i found out this way to make
a hundred gold per eight can hour baby eight can hour yeah it's fun it's so fucking funny
i really i like it very funny it's like um um yeah no so i'm gonna eventually what i'm what i'm
planning on doing is collecting all this data i've gotten videos for each raid i've got a plan for
sorry i've already started writing a script so that it's it's got it's got a it's got a decent intro
i know what the outro is gonna be already um all the inside is the actual interesting part
especially for me and i know there's a lot of people out there that are like i just want to know
the best maps sort of sit but there's people out there that are like i want to know why it's the best
map like i'm sure someone out there's asking that question it's it's like i'm asking it that's the
thing and i'm i'm a fucking player with a thousand hails yeah that's and that is not a lot compared to
not all this game yeah people have like friend of the show Chris i think almost three thousand
hails no no he has he has over four thousand hails oh he has over four thousand hails i think
moe had fucking like yeah moe four thousand pat pat has over six thousand hails oh that's disgusting
yeah six thousand hails in this game imagine imagine being six tenths or three fifths if you will
the way the of of a being a master at this game yeah at of a fucking video game imagine spending
thousands of hours in this video game and and this is i think this is what these series of videos is
going to be full the people that are like i've spent thousands of hours in this game but i didn't know
i would just go to this map because i know these loot spots and i know that i can get out you know
the goodies but how much is it actually worth is it actually the best fucking place to loot these are
all like i have these questions and i'm trying to answer them oh very no there's there's there's
yeah there's a lot of nuance to it i i feel even though it's it is a simple question of if you were to
wait until all of the series was released and i went back okay guys here's all eight maps or seven maps
i think it's eight maps um this is the best one yeah oh yeah you know what i mean like so i do
each map as a video then you do like then you do in your fucking opinion the top and and
it's actually Jerry spring is final thoughts i go yeah according to your facts that you have yeah
according to the evidence this is the best map written down on paper it's real that's right i've done
the science i've done the science i've done the research yeah the science i've got the people's job
nice well i mean if you want to if you want to follow where do we do go if you want to follow
this i'll tell you this right now you can go search up the cracked scab on youtube the cracked
the cracked scab this is all going to the cracked scab um nice he's he's he's uh is he's new
he does shorts every now and then um a lot of a lot of his time right now he's been taking up
making this video um it's it's it's hectic i've really you know what's you know it's weird um spending
hours like i spent four hours in one map in total like i looked at the time total time spent in this map
not including the fucking wait times for the scab the scab regeneration um i spent like four hours
it would have been near five and i was not uninterested in going into the next raid wow it was so weird
usually like you know how we go into raids and we're just like i'm kind of you know you just get over
it and just like you just you just load up a kit and you just go um and you just don't care you
just like i'm just gonna push this fight i died all right cool and you just go yeah yeah you just
go oh thank god yeah he just fade away yeah oh thank god so um but i didn't have that feeling i was like
okay cool i like i fucking sent timers on my phone so that i didn't waste a single like
less than ten seconds before i clicked scab ready go it's uh it's it's yeah it's getting exciting
for me but the i know the hard part is going to be uh recording and editing which is which is
always been a big fumble for me yeah the most editing i ever did was on the the switch plays for
kids channel where i made that fucking um the the cod montage stuff no i never made a cod montage
see us go stuff oh yeah that was yeah that was for fucking trashmates yeah i did a lot of work on that
but i i think the the most editing i ever did was when i made that fucking you know what's that
the the toddler catches oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i seen that you did that it comes up as an email
oh yeah yeah um thank you by the way yeah check that out on my youtube the toddler catches video
because that's a i actually like that one i spent a favorite time on that for some reason it's nice
not a lot of cuts and edits but i for some reason had to spend a lot of time in da Vinci resolve
like editing it i like cut so much and like uh dude editing this video not flowing with tools yeah the
job takes longer that's it that's it and that's that's life baby maybe i need a thousand hours in da Vinci
resolve yeah i think that's the way to do it yeah oh man um look i'm not gonna not gonna twist
your ear anymore i'm not gonna fill you up with too much because i want to be a little bit of a secret
at the end of the day when you know what is the best map i know you're hanging on the edge of your seat
oh yeah definitely and you want to see the graphs that i'm attempting to make most definitely
the efficiency graphs the time this is money graph oh dude i don't know how i cannot wait
god yeah fuck you
that was that was of my life i'm slave to this you really enjoy it it's like me serving up like hot
gruel and it's like oh my god i don't know fucking touch that you look at it and you're like
this is for dog right this is i made it with love my cabbage soup oh okay okay oh
sure look it cool man cool story bro oh man i've got i've got i've
i don't want to go on more but i've got a real problem oh okay do you ever watch Charlie in the
chocolate factory um sure yeah i think i might have been willy wonkering the chocolate factory
not the old one the the one with johnny damn yeah good you know what both of them both of them
why the fuck were the grand i understand why grand parents would just stay in bed all fucking day
like maybe they're way too old why the fuck are the parents just laying in bed while Charlie goes out
it works i think this has already been discussed like everywhere else but this like i think i see
i'm sorry no what the fuck i don't know zack you know you know the johnny depp one that fucking
uh what's her name the the the the chick from fire club she was just laying in fucking bed she's like
30 sure get to work okay you don't just lay in bed and and say hey son go out and make us the money i'm
gonna lay in bed all day i've done my time in the salt mine i've done what are you doing hey man they
live a hard life all right by the time they're 30 they've already worked for the 25 years of their
life okay they're fucked fair fair everybody's broken at that part you know well the children yearn
for the minds okay oh yeah they do you can hear them yearning yeah that's why we play mine craft
yeah they use to all the children want to play minecraft because all they yearn for is for hard
labor hard labor hard actually see slave labor they wouldn't have a choice and they'd have to do hard
labor and they were they would be thankful for that thank you master thank you
god fucking Jesus Christ oh man this is again imagine like right before we start doing
promotional stuff for this we get canceled what they start talking about their last but
oh they'll talk about slavery and it was like that will find with it they were broke
they were pro slavery i couldn't believe it yeah it was like oh man that's crazy it was like no
they're talking about a game like ah still don't like it yeah still no no no no no cancel it
Zach I'm look I'm fading away I'm wrecked I'm fuck I'm fucking dying inside
Zach speaking about music this week we listen to Matthew is it chain came yeah
I don't want to call him Matthew came at all he came all right he did not want to call him
Matthew came uh yeah I'm at the chambers uh no um home made by Matthew chain very very good EP
it was was at five songs um five songs five songs uh Zach what what do you reckon
what do you reckon I'll tell you this right out of the fucking gate you it's it's I think it's like his
second album or second EP that he's excuse me uh second album or second EP that he's actually
put out on like Spotify I don't know what he's done on like soundcloud and so on that because it's
probably an entire like discography that we've not seen you know what I mean like this man absolutely
is passionate about making music that's what he says in his profile and you you you get that sense
when he's written an entire like fucking EP to say this is what I love doing and I'm gonna
fucking I'm gonna sing and rap about it and and I tell you what he does both so fucking well this
man has some fire bars and he's got a beautiful fucking voice hmm Deacon Singh dude's got like such a like
a calming and like rich voice hmm he's he's he it's beautiful it's beautiful um about the production
it's red hot it's so good dude fucking listening to I wish I could listen to crash for the first time
I think I've said this about like like maybe one or two other times if I can listen to crash again
for the first time right but line away I fucking love this song um the you can tell when like certain
samples being like used and like like that high-hat sample with the yeah yeah that fucking that cool
little bit of reversal but like you know that's just like a clip but it's used so well yeah it's
it's fine to use any produces out there right now that listen to it's fine to use samples just use
the one I don't I don't understand the whole thing about that is like why don't why not use samples
I use samples maybe just see some of the baselines I've created with samples like could you just
you can cut them up you can change if yeah exactly it's fucking good you can cut them up you can change
like the pitch you know what I mean like I've got to do fucking slapping samples yeah from
cutting up some fucking um the base samples and just modifying it changing it yeah changing it up
changing the fucking like progression of it like there's heaps that you can do to a sample to make it
your own yeah 100% and as you should even though it says it's a royalty free samples like say you
get a cymatics fucking sample pack and you go okay cool it's all just baselines we're all like trap
melodies and chill like that cool don't just drag and drop copy it eight times and then go that's a song
don't ever do that tribute tribute red does it did he literally do that oh yeah he did a
song yeah yeah I think he literally pitched it like eight bars it's like an eight bar song yeah yeah
over and sings over and that's it yeah yeah but like he did it and worked so you know what well then
I'll shut up you know what do that fuck hold do that do it get a fucking cymatics sample pack copy
it eight times and then fucking eight bars hit the peak and fucking wrap over it for two minutes max
yeah yeah no longer than two minutes the short songs they are fucking bangers and could you say
a little something little something dude little some some some yeah bro let me let me tell you more
about like the production I love it that's it nice I fucking it's hard no man but there's
obviously there's like I think there was three or four different producers on this EP
but it feels like like either Matt was like really good friends with these producers because
it seems like they left so much like space for him to actually sing on and like so much was
worked together where there's like little bits that are like chopped out so that he can actually
nail a fucking a hook sort of shit yeah or the track he might have just gone I want this track
straight off a fucking beat spot or whatever it is and and he's just gone I can work around this
because he's so good at his craft it either way show it it sounds good it's so good sounds good man
production wow yeah ten cool this entire like every song for me I love it I was going to give it
I was going to give it a ten but you know my only problem is what's that it's not long enough
oh if it was an album a full album you wanted 13 songs of this yeah it would be in ten easy
yeah yeah fair but it's an EP yeah no it's short bro we gave you know what we gave sleep
taking with five songs we gave that a ten yeah well I was just thinking too because I was like all
of sleep-token songs are on my fucking playlist and I'm gonna add all of these on there too it's a ten
there you go yeah we're really good man yeah he is so underrated so fucking underrated man
he's like like this is this just proves it's like more than just talent yeah because he has all the
talent in the world yeah this guy has the talent he has he is up there with like the weekend you know
to mean in terms of the types and quality of songs that he creates ten yeah yeah he didn't he didn't
just sort of stick to that hip hop sort of genre like there was like fair bit of pop and and the
trap sort of stuff in there as well yeah like obviously it's all like hip hoppy and sort of shit
but like he actually puts so much heart and soul into like this song like you sort of forget that it's
oh this is a pop song but like is it like a love song but what's what's that fucking genre that's like
like power ballad sort of stuff yeah yeah just in like an electric power ballad yeah I feel that
it's yeah he's got it's it's like very good it's very good ten out ten uh give it's it's like
fucking what 20 minutes or something 15 minutes give it a listen definitely spend your time in the
world yeah it's not gonna take up much of your time yeah have a go yeah hundred percent there we go
Zach what are we listening to next week oh boy I'm glad you're last because that on this podcast
we listen to music every week it changes the album and if you want to have like as the listener if
you want to have like some sort of say if you want just to sprinkle your suggestion make sure you
leave a comment or send us a message of in the in the form of a voicemail to our sky that number again
is plus 61 75641080 and you can tell us what you want us to listen to but this week since we didn't
have any suggestions we want we want suggestions we're gonna be listening to Bryson Tillor
trap soul yeah listen to trap soul 2015 trap soul is this the album that has done
don't want don't this is the song this is the song that has done with over a billion views it's like
a billion sixty two million like it is unfathomable to think of how many hours I have over a billion
streams now it's not you have to think like this that guy Bryson Tillor just off one song to have a
billion fucking streams like he can live off of that song surely Spotify can fucking make him live off
a billion a billion streams dude even if it was you know what what is it for for what I would consider
living very soon especially even my current life yes I'd never have to work a day in my life after
that what's if I didn't change the way I lived yeah yeah if I went out and bought a Lambo and a penthouse
and Rolexes and you know lived for that life you know the the necessities wouldn't be enough money
but if I lived the actual life that I'm going to be living I I want I mean yeah no look it is a lot
of money for us a lot of money for someone who already lives a very expensive lifestyle no can I
just tell you if if he if he earned what I think you get per play from Spotify I think it's just what
what what do you reckon it is from Spotify I'm pretty sure it's like um because I looked at I think
it's like I've got about six thousand streams yeah I think that was about 15 bucks roughly okay well
maybe I'm way off but I thought it was like seven hundreds of a set of a set of a set maybe it's not
maybe it's like seven cents per play it's like ten bucks per per like I think it might be like ten bucks per
five thousand streams or something like that something like that just that's fucking that's eight
because even if it was seven hundred yeah it's going to be a lot of seven hundreds of a cent like
that's like point seven of a cent uh sorry let's say what are you saying it's seven million dollars
no that can't be right well why not for a billion stream seven million dollars
I just thought I just don't think he would get seven million dollars for a billion stream so
that you just get paid so unbelievable I don't think it'd be seven million dollars but that's just
my opinion I don't know anything yeah we don't know about the industry uh at all um anyway we're
gonna be listening to brush until is um trap soul trap soul it's uh that's the one APS are you well
because it's all was all spaces it's all in caps oh edgy very cool um with that we have any um
did we have any voicemails no you know why because I delete not I didn't I didn't do anything um we
didn't have any voicemails which makes me know voicemails yeah that's like I already plugged it twice so
hopefully everyone gets the god damn message that we want messages from them get give us the message
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to yeah do you like do you like creed with that I think we can uh wrap it up let's wrap this shit up
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we started doing this three years ago and we were just like let's just see if anyone likes it
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the voicemail i'm spending i'm damaging money you guys are scottles of losing this is this is we've
said it multiple times this is the passion project this is we are hamaging every set we have we are
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have a facebook i remember making that i don't know you don't use it okay call me out
and uh check me out on the crack scam i'm trying to make you a shit really yeah dude i don't use it
yeah exactly so i use the messenger side of it but i've also like i love that so much
you don't use it call me out i take your shit i don't use it it's very quick i use i use it so
quick and i use instagram so much but i don't use facebook like yeah because i don't have the app i
just use the messenger and i just quickly uh not to detour but i've been putting my phone down a lot
lately and it isn't real nice how good how good i literally i sat outside for like 40 minutes
this afternoon i just put my phone down and i literally just watched the sun slowly creep away on my
trees yep it was lit yep there is it is it is it is so nice even like the thing about it's it's
it's such a short amount of time just 40 minutes but like just disconnecting putting the phone away
and sitting down just relaxing doing nothing for a solid amount of time and too you just like
okay cool i'm gonna get up now and go and do something else like just let your mind relax if
that's a message i could always just to put out to everyone just give yourself time to disconnect
and relax it's so good for your mental health and we are all about mental health especially
we sure are. I'm here in the the broadcast it's such a it's such a big deal for both of us um
anyway where was i uh yeah if you want to listen to me yep i think that was up to yeah uh if you
want to listen to some of my music that i've created uh check me out switch plays for kids on Spotify
and everywhere else you get music as well because i'm there i'm still listening to some shit that
man made so i i i went back uh through all of it on a drive to work yesterday and i was like
holy god damn i did a lot of this and and i was like some of it i'm just like oh man why don't I keep
that in or like there's that stupid noise i'd forgot to like cut out but like other than that
like i was i was really happy with the with a majority of it honestly um uh g's what's the last part
that we always say guys thank you so much for listening you you've been an absolutely beautiful
audience we'd love having you around i think that's it isn't that it oh the discord jump into the
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it's very active um pretty good man we're on just about every night it's uh it's hard to catch
us women not on uh if you are american we'll be asleep yeah can hang out with wizard hats fun oh yeah
jump yeah dude as speaking of wizard hat that dude is playing old schooler in skate with the moment
and i did not know uh yeah him and lads the two pees n'opod um what else am i actually missing something
it's discord and i don't know man i'm done i'm pretty sure that's it i think those are all the
points you'll that's it that's it thanks for being here thanks for hanging out with us you're all
beautiful you're all beautiful beautiful people we'll see you next Thursday for a you nailed you got it
that's that's what it is what do you mean i don't understand
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