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Hello and welcome to the prodcast, a podcast we talk life, work, and occasionally

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music. My name is switchbladesforkids and the other half of the podcast

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Hello it's me it's Bentle tall how we doing it's the big beetle how we goin bro

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livin the dream how are kids how's the mess oh thanks for asking the bad

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I went oh you wouldn't believe it is growing up is this tall me oh oh

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what a party alive huh yeah we are can I just say I live in it right like the

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fact that we can just be like oh that's what all people sound like we

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looked at it and like out next album of the week and we're like oh my god

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that's so not that's not that long we did it again we looked at like albums that

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we really liked and we're like oh god it's how is it already that all

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though it's ridiculous I was like oh god because I was like let's look up

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anyway anyway we'll get to look at the real quick time's moving real quick

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it's too fast too fast simply it's simply too fast simply too much how you

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don't mean how is your wake how you been the doing

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Brayton Kimstick but other than that really really good we've been playing a

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singular game and and but I'll say this we've been playing another game and

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collecting data on it I've got full autistic fucking like maximum nerd

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rage so far that like I'm now like before you know I'll jump down Conan I was

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trying to figure out how to make a bar graph to to show time and money like

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efficiency like an efficiency yeah right for each of the the I'll get into it later

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but it's it's man it's it I don't know how to explain what I want to

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the graph to show so the graph looks at me and says so you want these numbers

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on the y-axis and these numbers on the on the x-axis and it's not what I want

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it's not what I want well I don't know how to help you

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neither do I because I don't know how to do that

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well it sounds like we're at an impasse that's it how are you doing yeah pretty good

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man the kids are the kids are out at the in-laws nice that's why I'm yelling

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yeah yeah I just when the opportunity is there I take it as you do if I have an

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opportunity to be very loud you've got I can't wait to press that I can't I'm

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looking at it it's a big blue ball yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's a scale of

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of normal to it's up there it's real up there man quite up there yeah yeah I'll

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come you know I've just been I've just been working been slaving away mm-hmm we had a

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bit of a bit of a busy weekend man can I just say going to the shops is just a

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very tiring experience you go and say shops with kids oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

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I'm sorry I don't talk about my I met my mother and father in law my brother in

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sister-in-law and my sister-in-law at Orion shopping center right nice

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the older grandies so my daughter and my nephew they went to the cinema with

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everyone else except for Parin I Parin I looked after three children okay so one

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was one two or not um even three yes so very tiring man oh yeah dude I'm still tired

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and it's Tuesday it's just running up especially at like two years old you just

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running after them that's all you're doing and they're so chasing the faster do they're so

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fast man I don't I don't care what anyone says try chasing a two-year-old for an hour

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mm-hmm try chasing a two-year-old for an hour it is like try almost two oh man just

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constantly because of the bad time too it was like what's so fast yeah man yeah they

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can be real fast but you know like a bad time like sort of it's because it's

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exciting but it's like nap time so they're getting tired but I'm not tired leave me

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the fuck alone but they're not tired because this is not norm this is not normal

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life so let's be excited and be phomo right yeah yeah yeah I don't want to miss out

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in this shit man so we spent two hours with two very very tired children one was not

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one yeah yeah yeah it was it was fun but that was that was our sort of and then we all went out

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for lunch and stuff it was very very very and for whatever fucking reason I just looked

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after the kids the entire time but you get the lunch I had fucking rice snack pack

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a halal like you know HSP yeah yeah a little snack pack but with rice instead of chips

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all right okay fucking mint all right I believe in fucking mint actually yeah because you

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could get fucking meat and sauce over the rice it's just yeah dude it's like a little

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curry it's a great curry or fucking whatever it is so cool man yeah Turkish I don't know

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what the fuck that's all I don't know I know euros are like Greek I'm pretty sure they're

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Greek I'd have no idea I have no idea I'm not a food connoisseur any food connoisseurs

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out there yeah please tell us in the in the comments in the fucking comments email us we don't

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check it but email us that's a really good point I've checked it like twice you know even

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better send us a voicemail that'll be the way to do it oh yes yes that was that what's

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our voicemail number just off the top my head it's a plus 61 7564 110 80 and you can leave

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us a message meme or a suggestion for the album of the week make sure you do it guys we love

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we love you wrote it down I wrote it down and it was right yeah actually off the dome that

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was off the dome oh well yeah fucking done we're not fucking done I'll tell you this you know

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what I know the the 5641 bit is because it's the same as my Skype number at work because all

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of the arenas is fucking Skype so whoa I'm a Skype yeah bro we use surely not yeah it's

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Skype for business buddy Skype for business and like everyone in the military is on it like I

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mean I can I I talked to lats I talked to lats on Skype at work on a protected like network

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that's very funny so wild so wild yeah if we have we can't do anything right right out but we use it

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we're using it well should you be anyway dude I I'm gonna be honest look I've been busy I'm wrecked

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yeah I've been working a lot you know been planning shit being I've been meaning to do content stuff

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but I've just been fucked Lucy got a um D-Sexed so we're like I'm fucking I've been out there with her

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for like an hour this afternoon just just sitting out there with her because I'm like it does it sucks

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to be an occasional day right like she's in her crate yeah so she doesn't fucking rip her stitches out

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because she's a psycho she has to be in a crate all day so I come home for lunch take her out that's

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my lunch break I take her off my lunch break and then I got I still got a gym yeah still gonna gym

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yeah gotta go on gym yeah fuck that and then I come back hang out with her in the afternoon and then

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I'll take her out after we finish this episode I'll probably take her out to make sure she goes

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tall and shit yeah but I just been hanging out with the dog outside because it'd be really nice

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afternoons the weather's nice it's like it's been getting better yeah dude nice warmth like yeah a bit

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cool at night it's very very good this is my favorite time of the year and it's cold at night

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hot in the day yep the best yeah you could go for a swim the water would be cold but you could go for

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a swim yeah because it's hot enough that you're like you're in the sun it like it cuts it it's nice

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what why didn't they give Lucy the cone of shame that did it doesn't work she's ripped she's ripped

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through one and a half oh my god I say one and a half because it's still on her head right now but

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holy dilly yeah my clabs dude that's wild yeah black labs what do you do yeah what can you do

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literally like the biggest clowns of dogs yeah yeah like the fucking worst man yeah yeah

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they're really good because they're always happy all the time that was really nice

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that's a nice one yeah like dude they freak out and but they're so like dopey as well you know how

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like selfies like staffies are dopey and chill out like they just do dumb shit but they're big boofeds

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and they're like really fucking tough the best way to describe them hey yeah oh yeah

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but like labs are fucking just idiots

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sure man I'm seeing her run into posts and shit yeah she's just staring at something else while running

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yeah full power dude fucking maverick does that he's two years old that's it fucking maverick's a

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labrador all Labrador's Labrador's are two-year-old boys that's all they are they're just like

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dude actually yeah they are yeah can I just tell you right now maverick fucking

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right after telling him hey man you need to watch where you're walking he ran full speed

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looking to the left like full left and ran full speed into a wall bounced off and hit another wall

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and then he's gone

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that's so funny man he didn't cry to this just like oh jeez

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this is like god damn he's like oh man i really should listen man this is all my fault

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it was so funny because like he didn't cry we just we sort of just started laughing and he just

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so funny oh no that's funny yeah fucking kids man

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fucking yeah Labrador's a fucking two-year-olds man

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that's yeah that's it oh yeah but anyway yeah no that's i've just been me and i've been working

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i've been playing Conan we've been playing a lot of Conan yeah oh dude fun dude it's fun

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it's fun speaking it speak it away it's just to just to let the viewers in in the in the listens in

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we're playing a game called Conan Exiles where you basically play barbarians uh in the

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build a house it's very sharp sticks what what do you call it it's really uh dive not diverse it's really

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good graphics mind craft um sure that's all it is because it's it's going out collect materials bring it back

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put it in a thing that makes a different material but you also need other materials from a different

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place yeah you just you just combining materials and you just but you're just bombing things to make a

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cool thing which to then forget about the game it's a few months later it's so for like I do love it

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I feel like every one of you've got a wipper game like this out you know it's perfect yeah it

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scratches all the itches of like I don't want to play tarc of because it's so brain intensive and like

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for a tactical x-fills shooter your your brain is like constantly calculating like should I push this

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or should i just fucking go back a little bit or should I go around this corner it's like your

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brain is in hyper fucking ultra like your CPU is about to explode sort of shit yeah and then you'd

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go to a game like Conan and it's just like CPU use at 0.01% your brain is switched off

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when i fucking you you would already start at the server you would been playing for like two or

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three days i literally just rocked up and i was like completely naked yeah i think i had made a

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spear or something like that and then it was rolling it was like okay cool and you're like here's

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all you kit man i was already here's all you need to catch up the where we are yeah and then from

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then it was like okay cool we did go and farm this we did go and farm this it was so so relaxing

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you have also played before yeah yeah well we it's not your first time playing this i think you know

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what's funny enough though that the same group that we're playing with right now like me you

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Jason Chris played like when we played last right at the end right at the end of when we were

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we all started building a base remember yeah we did the same sort of thing that we're doing now

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in a different area yeah yeah that's it that's yeah we're doing it again but yeah because they did

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join right at the end and then we all saw the spear off again and i think no because the server

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we played on disappeared just yeah that's right do they say and then we were like oh well let's

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let's like play on our own server then and i just did a normal co-op i didn't do like i didn't host

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the server yeah um i just remember i hosted like a co-op session and we started building stuff and i was

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like yeah i don't really feel like playing well i think it's because we tried to go to the jungle

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and we're just like it's new i don't like it i don't like this and you're like let's be able to

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treehouse and like oh new yeah let's go back to the desert where the the fucking iron is literally

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you're at a doorstep and Conan loose just around the corner yeah we discovered chat was fucking

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Conan the barbarian yeah and uh yeah yeah over that love that we have a big statue we've got a big

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statue of Arnie in our in a little camp camp out basically so whatever the fucking whatever the

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shit is that we call a game and man we need to put up tents just think about it now like over the

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areas that we've got we need to put up some tents some like to make it look like a full on like

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this is and we need more thralls like more little slaves dude you can know slaves in this game if you

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don't know this game you're gonna own slaves like like slate they're cool with slaves man bro

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who was like they're happy to work man yeah and the slaves just as happy they're just as happy

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to be slaves as you are to have them it's like a perfect world man oh man i can't wait until we start

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getting like braided and chill like that because i reckon that's a whole different like aspect of

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the last time i never never experienced like a proper like like AI raid where they dislike

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yeah we can protect brain you patch so yeah so it's gonna be like completely different

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it's got it's it's and for something i've never experienced to to have it change up again yeah this is

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gonna be my experience and i'll maybe like oh this is great and you'll be like that wasn't as good

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as the last time or it's even better no i think it's gonna be better i think it should be it's called

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the fucking age of war yeah see updates man these are these are some big updates for a very old game

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you know very old game and it's copying heaps of updates yeah heaps of like quality fucking up when

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we got magic yeah that's cool gollies this cool there's some cool stuff but anyway that's our

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nerd shit for the week oh no it's oh no i tell us i'll be telling us with the real nerd shit okay all right

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i went like this i think when i start this last week i think i started this last week i had a day

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of Monday yeah yeah yeah i took i took like you know i just had a day off on Monday and i had a day off

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on Friday because i was like oh it's the school holidays i'll just take some time off uh

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funnily enough the kids were in daycare both Monday and Friday so i was like oh well i'll just

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i'll just be home i didn't plan this at all yeah i'm like in it it's just an excuse to have a day off

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by myself that's right and um i spent like all Monday i think i think uh at night i like you know

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you were talking about it and i like showed you what i had done for that entire day um i had created

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a spreadsheet to collect data for escape from talkoff and this is for an upcoming video or a

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series of videos where i want to explore uh the singular game mode in the game which is you just

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you just play as a scavenger you go around in the different maps you pick up loot and then you take

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it back and you can and you can sell it now there's a feature in this new patch where you can

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click a sell all button oh yeah and it gives you a monetary value for everything that you collected

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now i want to the the the thesis for this entire experiment is what is the best map to scavenger

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on over say 15 rates that that's what it is over a set period of time you've got you know this

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this much time to go to these maps should be time right should be a time factor not a rate amount of

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rates because if you enter like streets for instance you might have 40 minutes where's you you go

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i'm accounting for that oh okay i'm accounting for that so i've added in the there's so many stats

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in this fucking spreadsheet he's really thought of everything folks i've i've thought of it

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and then i put it into a spreadsheet because i think it was like 2020 no it was 2019 i what i think

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i told you about this i once complained that we were still using time by time sheets that were paper

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based yeah and then they would print them you would fill in your time sheet and follow me on this

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podcast then they would scan it and put it into a fucking an archive system and i got i got mad

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and i was like you know we have the archive system that's already electronic why don't we just

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have an electronic fucking time sheet in excel that you can just keep it and then i made this huge

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I was like why don't we just do this and then the sergeant looked at me and said why don't you do it

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then and then from then on i got noticed that i at work that knows how to use excel so they came

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to me is like hey can you make this organizer thingy is like can you make a fucking and i started

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just doing it and i was like it i'll tell you this excel hell of a program yeah i'm you see

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the old i think i think i said this last time too yeah um have you seen the old japanese dude who

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paints using excel yeah yeah yeah yeah really fucking cool yeah very cool there's also a video i watched

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recently of this dude doing a it was like a two hour presentation i watched this entire video

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wow how he uh programs he makes programs inside of excel he does programming like coding inside

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excel it's it's because excel itself is a low like uh what do you call it like a low usage or low

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CPU usage it's it's very lightweight computer software it's been like minecraft right redstone

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and minecraft is like a it's a computer yeah you can just make a computer and yeah use it as a computer

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that's and that's exactly what it is so i got known for using excel really well and now i'm using my skills

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again but i'm using excel but the google excel because it's free it's google sheets yeah google sheets

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yeah i use google sheets anyone yeah anyone that's out there that's like i you know you get a new computer

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and you're like i must have the Microsoft office series google has it and it's free

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google sheets and it saves to the cloud i know there's a lot of people out there that'd even be like

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boob then i wonder you won't have it do you tell me where your money is right now do you have all

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of your money fucking is physical money no it's probably as a fucking bank card this it's a whole system

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but four dollars in cash i can i've got six dollars sitting right there because it's all in two

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dollars he does and i was gonna fucking uh use him in like some coin machine with the kids

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that's pretty much it from when we were in camping so there you go yep yeah um all this has led me to

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led me to now all this training all this spreadsheet training has led me to now where i've opened

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up a google sheet and uh all i've done is it's it's over 15 raids for a singular map during the day

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i'm tracking the matching time so how long it takes to like from when you click ready to when you're

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in the raid yep it has a timer in built in the thing so i can just be like okay cool as soon as that

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time stops i fucking write that number in and then how much time is left in the raid sometimes it's

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like 10 minutes sometimes it's it is it's like 30 minutes and then how much time you spend in the

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raid i can just put that down in minutes it's very easy um and then total time spent actually doing this

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so that includes you matching time and the time spent in raid just added together it's that easy

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i've got averages i've got sums for all of these as well except for the time left in raid

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very nerdy dude as soon as like as soon as i put a function into this sheet where it's like i

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want an average of all the times and it's like oh my god i feel like a fucking genius

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as soon as you see that like little sigma is that is the e the sigma sign i like literally

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looking at it i'm just like i'm a genius auto equations yeah do auto something love it auto average

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yeah please yeah and um so yeah oh yeah sorry and there's another graph sorry another

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column for uh rubles earned right then i've got like another column for deaths and then like the reason why

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i've already done one map it was the easiest map because it's it's the load times are really short

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the time uh left in matches really short and the time you actually spend in raid is even shorter than that

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yeah right it has to be

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in raid um yeah and and i found you know you can still make like about a million rubles an hour in

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this one day can hour baby it's it is it's a hundred percent eight can hour if anyone's listening

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to this if you're inside jokes it's such an inside joke that like man it's it's another facet

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any time any any anytime that that comes to us with any type of like you can make x amount in

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x amount of time yeah if instantly eight can hour baby if ever i bring like a time is money sort of

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fucking like thing to talk of eight can hour eight can hour matter if it's talk of it could be anything

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at this point yeah okay anything it could be coded you're like hey boys i found out this way to make

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a hundred gold per eight can hour baby eight can hour yeah it's fun it's so fucking funny

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i really i like it very funny it's like um um yeah no so i'm gonna eventually what i'm what i'm

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planning on doing is collecting all this data i've gotten videos for each raid i've got a plan for

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sorry i've already started writing a script so that it's it's got it's got a it's got a decent intro

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i know what the outro is gonna be already um all the inside is the actual interesting part

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especially for me and i know there's a lot of people out there that are like i just want to know

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the best maps sort of sit but there's people out there that are like i want to know why it's the best

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map like i'm sure someone out there's asking that question it's it's like i'm asking it that's the

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thing and i'm i'm a fucking player with a thousand hails yeah that's and that is not a lot compared to

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not all this game yeah people have like friend of the show Chris i think almost three thousand

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hails no no he has he has over four thousand hails oh he has over four thousand hails i think

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moe had fucking like yeah moe four thousand pat pat has over six thousand hails oh that's disgusting

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yeah six thousand hails in this game imagine imagine being six tenths or three fifths if you will

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the way the of of a being a master at this game yeah at of a fucking video game imagine spending

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thousands of hours in this video game and and this is i think this is what these series of videos is

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going to be full the people that are like i've spent thousands of hours in this game but i didn't know

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i would just go to this map because i know these loot spots and i know that i can get out you know

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the goodies but how much is it actually worth is it actually the best fucking place to loot these are

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all like i have these questions and i'm trying to answer them oh very no there's there's there's

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yeah there's a lot of nuance to it i i feel even though it's it is a simple question of if you were to

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wait until all of the series was released and i went back okay guys here's all eight maps or seven maps

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i think it's eight maps um this is the best one yeah oh yeah you know what i mean like so i do

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each map as a video then you do like then you do in your fucking opinion the top and and

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it's actually Jerry spring is final thoughts i go yeah according to your facts that you have yeah

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according to the evidence this is the best map written down on paper it's real that's right i've done

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the science i've done the science i've done the research yeah the science i've got the people's job

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nice well i mean if you want to if you want to follow where do we do go if you want to follow

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this i'll tell you this right now you can go search up the cracked scab on youtube the cracked

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the cracked scab this is all going to the cracked scab um nice he's he's he's uh is he's new

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he does shorts every now and then um a lot of a lot of his time right now he's been taking up

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making this video um it's it's it's hectic i've really you know what's you know it's weird um spending

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hours like i spent four hours in one map in total like i looked at the time total time spent in this map

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not including the fucking wait times for the scab the scab regeneration um i spent like four hours

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it would have been near five and i was not uninterested in going into the next raid wow it was so weird

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usually like you know how we go into raids and we're just like i'm kind of you know you just get over

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it and just like you just you just load up a kit and you just go um and you just don't care you

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just like i'm just gonna push this fight i died all right cool and you just go yeah yeah you just

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go oh thank god yeah he just fade away yeah oh thank god so um but i didn't have that feeling i was like

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okay cool i like i fucking sent timers on my phone so that i didn't waste a single like

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less than ten seconds before i clicked scab ready go it's uh it's it's yeah it's getting exciting

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for me but the i know the hard part is going to be uh recording and editing which is which is

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always been a big fumble for me yeah the most editing i ever did was on the the switch plays for

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kids channel where i made that fucking um the the cod montage stuff no i never made a cod montage

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see us go stuff oh yeah that was yeah that was for fucking trashmates yeah i did a lot of work on that

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but i i think the the most editing i ever did was when i made that fucking you know what's that

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the the toddler catches oh yeah yeah yeah yeah i seen that you did that it comes up as an email

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oh yeah yeah um thank you by the way yeah check that out on my youtube the toddler catches video

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because that's a i actually like that one i spent a favorite time on that for some reason it's nice

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not a lot of cuts and edits but i for some reason had to spend a lot of time in da Vinci resolve

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like editing it i like cut so much and like uh dude editing this video not flowing with tools yeah the

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job takes longer that's it that's it and that's that's life baby maybe i need a thousand hours in da Vinci

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resolve yeah i think that's the way to do it yeah oh man um look i'm not gonna not gonna twist

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your ear anymore i'm not gonna fill you up with too much because i want to be a little bit of a secret

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at the end of the day when you know what is the best map i know you're hanging on the edge of your seat

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oh yeah definitely and you want to see the graphs that i'm attempting to make most definitely

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the efficiency graphs the time this is money graph oh dude i don't know how i cannot wait

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god yeah fuck you

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that was that was of my life i'm slave to this you really enjoy it it's like me serving up like hot

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gruel and it's like oh my god i don't know fucking touch that you look at it and you're like

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this is for dog right this is i made it with love my cabbage soup oh okay okay oh

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sure look it cool man cool story bro oh man i've got i've got i've

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i don't want to go on more but i've got a real problem oh okay do you ever watch Charlie in the

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chocolate factory um sure yeah i think i might have been willy wonkering the chocolate factory

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not the old one the the one with johnny damn yeah good you know what both of them both of them

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why the fuck were the grand i understand why grand parents would just stay in bed all fucking day

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like maybe they're way too old why the fuck are the parents just laying in bed while Charlie goes out

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it works i think this has already been discussed like everywhere else but this like i think i see

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i'm sorry no what the fuck i don't know zack you know you know the johnny depp one that fucking

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uh what's her name the the the the chick from fire club she was just laying in fucking bed she's like

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30 sure get to work okay you don't just lay in bed and and say hey son go out and make us the money i'm

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gonna lay in bed all day i've done my time in the salt mine i've done what are you doing hey man they

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live a hard life all right by the time they're 30 they've already worked for the 25 years of their

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life okay they're fucked fair fair everybody's broken at that part you know well the children yearn

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for the minds okay oh yeah they do you can hear them yearning yeah that's why we play mine craft

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yeah they use to all the children want to play minecraft because all they yearn for is for hard

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labor hard labor hard actually see slave labor they wouldn't have a choice and they'd have to do hard

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labor and they were they would be thankful for that thank you master thank you

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god fucking Jesus Christ oh man this is again imagine like right before we start doing

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promotional stuff for this we get canceled what they start talking about their last but

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oh they'll talk about slavery and it was like that will find with it they were broke

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they were pro slavery i couldn't believe it yeah it was like oh man that's crazy it was like no

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they're talking about a game like ah still don't like it yeah still no no no no no cancel it

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Zach I'm look I'm fading away I'm wrecked I'm fuck I'm fucking dying inside

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Zach speaking about music this week we listen to Matthew is it chain came yeah

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I don't want to call him Matthew came at all he came all right he did not want to call him

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Matthew came uh yeah I'm at the chambers uh no um home made by Matthew chain very very good EP

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it was was at five songs um five songs five songs uh Zach what what do you reckon

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what do you reckon I'll tell you this right out of the fucking gate you it's it's I think it's like his

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second album or second EP that he's excuse me uh second album or second EP that he's actually

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put out on like Spotify I don't know what he's done on like soundcloud and so on that because it's

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probably an entire like discography that we've not seen you know what I mean like this man absolutely

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is passionate about making music that's what he says in his profile and you you you get that sense

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when he's written an entire like fucking EP to say this is what I love doing and I'm gonna

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fucking I'm gonna sing and rap about it and and I tell you what he does both so fucking well this

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man has some fire bars and he's got a beautiful fucking voice hmm Deacon Singh dude's got like such a like

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a calming and like rich voice hmm he's he's he it's beautiful it's beautiful um about the production

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it's red hot it's so good dude fucking listening to I wish I could listen to crash for the first time

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I think I've said this about like like maybe one or two other times if I can listen to crash again

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for the first time right but line away I fucking love this song um the you can tell when like certain

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samples being like used and like like that high-hat sample with the yeah yeah that fucking that cool

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little bit of reversal but like you know that's just like a clip but it's used so well yeah it's

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it's fine to use any produces out there right now that listen to it's fine to use samples just use

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the one I don't I don't understand the whole thing about that is like why don't why not use samples

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I use samples maybe just see some of the baselines I've created with samples like could you just

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you can cut them up you can change if yeah exactly it's fucking good you can cut them up you can change

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like the pitch you know what I mean like I've got to do fucking slapping samples yeah from

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cutting up some fucking um the base samples and just modifying it changing it yeah changing it up

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changing the fucking like progression of it like there's heaps that you can do to a sample to make it

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your own yeah 100% and as you should even though it says it's a royalty free samples like say you

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get a cymatics fucking sample pack and you go okay cool it's all just baselines we're all like trap

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melodies and chill like that cool don't just drag and drop copy it eight times and then go that's a song

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don't ever do that tribute tribute red does it did he literally do that oh yeah he did a

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song yeah yeah I think he literally pitched it like eight bars it's like an eight bar song yeah yeah

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over and sings over and that's it yeah yeah but like he did it and worked so you know what well then

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I'll shut up you know what do that fuck hold do that do it get a fucking cymatics sample pack copy

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it eight times and then fucking eight bars hit the peak and fucking wrap over it for two minutes max

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yeah yeah no longer than two minutes the short songs they are fucking bangers and could you say

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a little something little something dude little some some some yeah bro let me let me tell you more

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about like the production I love it that's it nice I fucking it's hard no man but there's

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obviously there's like I think there was three or four different producers on this EP

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but it feels like like either Matt was like really good friends with these producers because

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it seems like they left so much like space for him to actually sing on and like so much was

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worked together where there's like little bits that are like chopped out so that he can actually

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nail a fucking a hook sort of shit yeah or the track he might have just gone I want this track

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straight off a fucking beat spot or whatever it is and and he's just gone I can work around this

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because he's so good at his craft it either way show it it sounds good it's so good sounds good man

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production wow yeah ten cool this entire like every song for me I love it I was going to give it

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I was going to give it a ten but you know my only problem is what's that it's not long enough

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oh if it was an album a full album you wanted 13 songs of this yeah it would be in ten easy

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yeah yeah fair but it's an EP yeah no it's short bro we gave you know what we gave sleep

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taking with five songs we gave that a ten yeah well I was just thinking too because I was like all

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of sleep-token songs are on my fucking playlist and I'm gonna add all of these on there too it's a ten

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there you go yeah we're really good man yeah he is so underrated so fucking underrated man

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he's like like this is this just proves it's like more than just talent yeah because he has all the

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talent in the world yeah this guy has the talent he has he is up there with like the weekend you know

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to mean in terms of the types and quality of songs that he creates ten yeah yeah he didn't he didn't

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just sort of stick to that hip hop sort of genre like there was like fair bit of pop and and the

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trap sort of stuff in there as well yeah like obviously it's all like hip hoppy and sort of shit

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but like he actually puts so much heart and soul into like this song like you sort of forget that it's

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oh this is a pop song but like is it like a love song but what's what's that fucking genre that's like

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like power ballad sort of stuff yeah yeah just in like an electric power ballad yeah I feel that

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it's yeah he's got it's it's like very good it's very good ten out ten uh give it's it's like

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fucking what 20 minutes or something 15 minutes give it a listen definitely spend your time in the

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world yeah it's not gonna take up much of your time yeah have a go yeah hundred percent there we go

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Zach what are we listening to next week oh boy I'm glad you're last because that on this podcast

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we listen to music every week it changes the album and if you want to have like as the listener if

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you want to have like some sort of say if you want just to sprinkle your suggestion make sure you

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leave a comment or send us a message of in the in the form of a voicemail to our sky that number again

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is plus 61 75641080 and you can tell us what you want us to listen to but this week since we didn't

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have any suggestions we want we want suggestions we're gonna be listening to Bryson Tillor

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trap soul yeah listen to trap soul 2015 trap soul is this the album that has done

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don't want don't this is the song this is the song that has done with over a billion views it's like

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a billion sixty two million like it is unfathomable to think of how many hours I have over a billion

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streams now it's not you have to think like this that guy Bryson Tillor just off one song to have a

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billion fucking streams like he can live off of that song surely Spotify can fucking make him live off

382
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a billion a billion streams dude even if it was you know what what is it for for what I would consider

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living very soon especially even my current life yes I'd never have to work a day in my life after

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that what's if I didn't change the way I lived yeah yeah if I went out and bought a Lambo and a penthouse

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and Rolexes and you know lived for that life you know the the necessities wouldn't be enough money

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but if I lived the actual life that I'm going to be living I I want I mean yeah no look it is a lot

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of money for us a lot of money for someone who already lives a very expensive lifestyle no can I

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just tell you if if he if he earned what I think you get per play from Spotify I think it's just what

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what what do you reckon it is from Spotify I'm pretty sure it's like um because I looked at I think

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it's like I've got about six thousand streams yeah I think that was about 15 bucks roughly okay well

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maybe I'm way off but I thought it was like seven hundreds of a set of a set of a set maybe it's not

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maybe it's like seven cents per play it's like ten bucks per per like I think it might be like ten bucks per

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five thousand streams or something like that something like that just that's fucking that's eight

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because even if it was seven hundred yeah it's going to be a lot of seven hundreds of a cent like

395
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that's like point seven of a cent uh sorry let's say what are you saying it's seven million dollars

396
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no that can't be right well why not for a billion stream seven million dollars

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I just thought I just don't think he would get seven million dollars for a billion stream so

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that you just get paid so unbelievable I don't think it'd be seven million dollars but that's just

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my opinion I don't know anything yeah we don't know about the industry uh at all um anyway we're

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gonna be listening to brush until is um trap soul trap soul it's uh that's the one APS are you well

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because it's all was all spaces it's all in caps oh edgy very cool um with that we have any um

402
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did we have any voicemails no you know why because I delete not I didn't I didn't do anything um we

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didn't have any voicemails which makes me know voicemails yeah that's like I already plugged it twice so

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hopefully everyone gets the god damn message that we want messages from them get give us the message

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get the message if you want to tell us on a phone save the world call call up right now and stop my dog

406
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from chewing his foot all night stop my dog you could be the person who stops him chew her stitches out

407
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yeah that's it just just dog things if you love dogs you'll call um uh if you love creed you'll call

408
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to yeah do you like do you like creed with that I think we can uh wrap it up let's wrap this shit up

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let's wrap it up I am gone guys uh thank you so much for listening if you've enjoyed uh listening to

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this make sure you like uh like for one subscribe for another follow if you're on that kind of platform

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uh share it with someone that you like love and know uh and also the the biggest thing is to

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fucking comment and rate yeah i believe uh comment is five stars is the best thing that you can do five

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stars uh we'll take you anywhere um and we'll deliver food um yeah because we're open personally

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deliver you food yeah where we read on the side um um i don't know where you're laughing this is my life

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make sure you check us out on all of our socials that includes facebook where we actually

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are very active on the podcast facebook uh checks out on instagram uh and a little little

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act on you talk is real not active but yeah that's fair everything else is pretty active yeah check

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out on youtube that's uh funnily enough 7800 views on youtube uh and counting as of uh today the

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26th of september yes it's it's huge it's great um which which means our total views and listens

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together overall over 10,000 it is technically yes in three years so fucking cool thank you guys

421
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so much for listening it's it's it's so great um it literally it still blows me away that we literally

422
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we started doing this three years ago and we were just like let's just see if anyone likes it

423
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i think you guys like it but i can't i can't be sure unless you tell me in a voicemail please use

424
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the voicemail i'm spending i'm damaging money you guys are scottles of losing this is this is we've

425
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said it multiple times this is the passion project this is we are hamaging every set we have we are

426
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just putting money into it and my god we need sponsors yeah it is red with our blood um

427
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it's it's so you know the whole uh cover of this is just gonna be red i'm just gonna make it the color

428
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of us red yeah um that's the name of the episode it's just red um uh other than that if you want to see

429
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more Blake Bentley make sure you check him out on instagram youtube tiktok and on spotify uh if you

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want to see him out on those first three platforms make sure you check out Blake underscore Bentley

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tv uh and check out his uh weight loss journey and his gardening wizardry um the man's got fucking

432
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skills in both areas you should see him with his shirt off um i i yes he's doing a face reveal soon

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make sure you subscribe now so that you can see it um you need you need to be in it to win it to see

434
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this face reveal and if you if you want to hear more of him make sure you check him out on spotify

435
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as well he's got some hot hot sounds uh and and especially with teddy b as well on the side i know

436
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you forget like every week but like teddy b um if you want to see more of me the name is switch

437
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blades for kids all one word uh check me out on youtube instagram not tiktok facebook i definitely

438
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have a facebook i remember making that i don't know you don't use it okay call me out

439
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and uh check me out on the crack scam i'm trying to make you a shit really yeah dude i don't use it

440
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yeah exactly so i use the messenger side of it but i've also like i love that so much

441
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you don't use it call me out i take your shit i don't use it it's very quick i use i use it so

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quick and i use instagram so much but i don't use facebook like yeah because i don't have the app i

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just use the messenger and i just quickly uh not to detour but i've been putting my phone down a lot

444
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lately and it isn't real nice how good how good i literally i sat outside for like 40 minutes

445
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this afternoon i just put my phone down and i literally just watched the sun slowly creep away on my

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trees yep it was lit yep there is it is it is it is so nice even like the thing about it's it's

447
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it's such a short amount of time just 40 minutes but like just disconnecting putting the phone away

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and sitting down just relaxing doing nothing for a solid amount of time and too you just like

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okay cool i'm gonna get up now and go and do something else like just let your mind relax if

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that's a message i could always just to put out to everyone just give yourself time to disconnect

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and relax it's so good for your mental health and we are all about mental health especially

452
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we sure are. I'm here in the the broadcast it's such a it's such a big deal for both of us um

453
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anyway where was i uh yeah if you want to listen to me yep i think that was up to yeah uh if you

454
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want to listen to some of my music that i've created uh check me out switch plays for kids on Spotify

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and everywhere else you get music as well because i'm there i'm still listening to some shit that

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man made so i i i went back uh through all of it on a drive to work yesterday and i was like

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holy god damn i did a lot of this and and i was like some of it i'm just like oh man why don't I keep

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that in or like there's that stupid noise i'd forgot to like cut out but like other than that

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like i was i was really happy with the with a majority of it honestly um uh g's what's the last part

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that we always say guys thank you so much for listening you you've been an absolutely beautiful

461
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audience we'd love having you around i think that's it isn't that it oh the discord jump into the

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discord and uh play games as we're playing kounan exiles at the moment you can just jump in and chat

463
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we have a very open conversation with just about everyone we've got a lot of people in here

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it's very active um pretty good man we're on just about every night it's uh it's hard to catch

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us women not on uh if you are american we'll be asleep yeah can hang out with wizard hats fun oh yeah

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jump yeah dude as speaking of wizard hat that dude is playing old schooler in skate with the moment

467
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and i did not know uh yeah him and lads the two pees n'opod um what else am i actually missing something

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it's discord and i don't know man i'm done i'm pretty sure that's it i think those are all the

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points you'll that's it that's it thanks for being here thanks for hanging out with us you're all

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beautiful you're all beautiful beautiful people we'll see you next Thursday for a you nailed you got it

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that's that's what it is what do you mean i don't understand

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(upbeat music)

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(upbeat music)