She wore the vomit dress down the aisle.
Not because there was no other option. Because Harper wanted to be in the wedding, and Keisha looked at her stepdaughter covered in regurgitated pizza on the side of a country road in Idaho thirty minutes behind schedule with the officiant missing and Aunt Buff following them the wrong direction — and said okay. Put her mom shoes on. We're doing this.
In this episode Jon and Keisha cover Randy getting rescued by a Madison County sheriff's deputy with no phone, no address, and no idea what state he was really in. The Big Jud's burger challenge that Lucas won and immediately regretted. The seventh grade crush Keisha definitely wrote "I think you're cute" to in a yearbook. Taco Time converting a car full of skeptical tweens in under three minutes. And the foot massage competition in Minga's bedroom at the end of a wedding day that went completely sideways from minute one.
But mostly this is about what happens when the best-laid plans hit a kid with heat exhaustion, a lost officiant, a wrong turn at Aunt Buff speed, and a car that will never fully stop smelling like pizza — and you do it anyway. Because the river was still there. The quaking aspens were still there. And Alabama's Down Home started playing and it was exactly what it was supposed to be.
They are two weeks in. They are not stopping.
JK LOL Storytime is one take, no breaks, no script — just two people telling the truth about their lives. New episodes every Thursday.
- (00:00) - Back From Tour
- (02:40) - Sequoia Gets Baptized
- (06:22) - Harper Allergy Scare
- (11:21) - Seventh Grade Crush
- (14:51) - Harley Shop Vegas Detour
- (17:13) - Wedding Day Setup Rush
- (24:26) - Where Is Randy
- (29:35) - Harper Gets Sick
- (31:16) - Missed Turn Meltdown
- (32:39) - Vomit Dress Wedding
- (36:29) - Big Juds Breakdown
- (41:18) - Grandma Home Foot Rub
What is JK LOL Storytime?
Some podcasts are produced. This one is just us. Jon and Keisha sit down every week in their basement and talk about their lives — the funny parts, the hard parts, and the parts that are both at the same time. They come from hospitality, from dental offices, from bars that smelled like old wood and good whiskey, and from the kind of hard seasons that either break you or make you exactly who you needed to become.
This summer they're taking their wedding on the road. Nine ceremonies. Nine cities. Two countries. One father on a Harley. JK LOL Storytime is where it all starts.
Pull up a seat. You're already a Regular.