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For some reason, all of the.

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Hay mania.

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Came. Midsummer mania.

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Woo hoo!

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Snow on the ground.

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Jan, you know what time it is?

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Brand new Midsummer Episode Time.

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Book of the Dead.

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Midsummer Maniacs is part of the Maniac.

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Mystery Maniac.

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Midsummer
Maniacs is part of the Maniac Network.

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How are we a network?

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I guess so.

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What other maniac shows could
we have the beginning with them?

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The Meet Me. Next.

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I don't want to be announced.

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At all to be on that show.

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What else can we do? Vampire maniacs.

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Look at this mirror.

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Mighty Maniacs.

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My, That did Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.

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Recap Milk Maniac.

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it's all about milk.

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No, thank you.

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Mystery Maniacs is a comedy recap podcast
dedicated to mystery TV.

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Each week
we dig into an episode of the show,

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including the murders, the mayhem,
the loonies, and everything else we love.

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my God.

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This episode took me so long

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to get through
because there's so much stuff in it.

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Yeah, we're talking about season
24 Episode two of Midsomer Murders.

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Book of the Dead.

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It's the wrong title.

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It's the wrong title, but okay.

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It should just be called
like Puzzle of Death or.

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The. Seekers of Death.

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Feel like your children obsess
over a puzzle book

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created by someone who lives in your house
for numerous years.

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So much so that they have a conspiracy.

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But then they can probably.
Listen to this.

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Unless you think it'll just encourage them
or you don't want. To.

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Wow. This is
this is the most bonkers episode

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we have had in at least three
or four seasons.

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And it's bonkers in a way that Midsomer
is really good at being.

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It's not that there's there are wackadoo
characters.

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Yes, yes.

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But the whole premise of it
is so quintessentially Midsomer.

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Gosh, yeah.

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That there is a book that is filled
with puzzles that lead to a treasure

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that is worth a life changing amount
and that we see

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hardly ever full pages of it,
but we see glimpses of it everywhere.

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I think it's

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the kind of thing that somebody who likes
mysteries would be attracted to.

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So it's a clever
kind of plot device for Midsummer to use.

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Yes, it it it appeals to the audience.

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It does.

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It'd be like

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if they were having a murder mystery
party, you know, we'd be into that.

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Sometimes when they give the premise
of the show away, you're like,

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I wonder why they're doing that.

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But this one, you're like, yeah,
I get that.

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Of course. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Original
Air Date is the 11th of December 20, 23.

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Mere months ago. A month ago.

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Directed by Gil Wilkinson
and written written by Geoff Povey.

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Remember,
we're going to spoil this episode.

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So if you have not seen Book of the Dead
yet, please don't listen any further.

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Step up when it's available to you.

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Listen to our mini episode,
which is spoiler free.

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First, then watch it,
then come back and listen to this.

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We don't want to ruin it for you.

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It's a brand new episode
and you won't want to watch it.

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No one who did it.

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That being said, I know some of our
listeners actually listen to it anyway.

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Even if they haven't watched it.

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No, the word just that funny.

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I don't know about that.

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Asked our children.
I just think they know that.

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For somebody who likes the show,
it doesn't really ruin it for you.

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You'll watch it anyway. So, you know,
that's all good.

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If that's what you want to do,
that's fine.

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But just don't turn around and go.
But you said you did it.

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We told you we were going to. Yep.

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We're going to say who did it.

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The other spoiler of this episode is
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we talked about these things and that,

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but we're on episode 190 now
and I can't remember

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everything
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We're having a bit of déja
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so I'm not going to say
I don't think we've talked about them.

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I feel like we have,
but I can't remember when and when.

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But it it's fine.

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We searched our notes and we could.

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Do just fine. So anyway, it's a matter.

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If well, it's two possibilities.

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One, you remember that

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and we didn't go into it nearly as much as
we're going to go and do it today.

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So there's that added bonus
and if you don't remember,

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well, it's new to you.

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Neither do we hear you.

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it's just another fun part of getting old.

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Welcome to episode 190.

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I just bought a lamp to sit
next to the chair.

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I sit in when we watch TV
that has a five times magnifying

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light on it so that I can see
when I'm sewing, sitting there,

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because I've been doing a lot of hand

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sewing lately
and I couldn't see the thread, the needle.

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Well, in that room,
the stars, the worst lighting.

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It is very bad light.

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Well, the. Whole house is the worst.

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The the our house, the people who owned it
before, a very nice people.

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But they decided to light from the outside
and not from the center.

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Of any room. Of any. Room.

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Yeah, it's all like down
lights around the edge of the room

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for a dramatic effect,
but not for being able to see squat.

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And you can't.

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Just put a lamp in the middle of the room.

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Like that.

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You at least sit under the.

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The ring of light?

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Yes. In the living room,
I sit in the darkness.

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That is the middle. Of the room. Yeah.

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So you can't see any?

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No, I. I'm surprised
you didn't use the remote.

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I couldn't read a book.

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No, definitely. Couldn't read a book.

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But getting that lamp.

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I'm in the zone of darkness.

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It has a little bendy
arm that I can bend over

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so I can hold my sewing underneath
a big magnifying glass.

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And I just felt like, Hello, Mark.

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Thank you for coming to visit me
in the nursing home.

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It's so nice of you.

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Did you bring me any chocolates?

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Yeah. I feel like an angel.

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And Olive hates it with a red hot patch.

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Passion.

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my gosh.

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Olive,
as soon as I'm plugged in, she's, like.

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So freezing.

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All of it.

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But what I don't understand.

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It's offended her in some way.

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So, you know, forgetting
whether we've covered a topic in a past

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episode is just another link
in the chain of oldness.

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Now I'm going to say something here

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that we haven't talked about,
but I noticed it on viewing.

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Whenever there's something bad happen
or about to happen or

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or ominous,
if you watch the episode again,

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the traffic sign is in the background,
It's really.

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The farm.

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Shop. No, no, no. The trash

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contractor sign.

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that's outside the church
at the beginning.

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they totally use that as a Here's
our clue.

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Hey, guess who did it. Yeah, this guy.

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okay. We're.

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We're going to get into this for the art
direction team for this episode.

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This may go down
as their favorite episode.

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It should, because it's great.

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They do all sorts of crazy.

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And they got to do so many fun things.

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It's like whoever
got to write designed the book itself

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and do the illustrations for the pages
must have had so much fun

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because they got to

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they got to create all those illustrations
and put in all kinds of crazy objects.

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Yeah, that should look like clues
that are clues to nothing.

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Nothing, nothing.

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And they don't have to worry about
whether they make sense or not.

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It doesn't matter. It's so fun.

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I would love to do that. Yes, absolutely.

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And I've designed so many games myself
that I know how hard it is.

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It's impossible.

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It's really difficult to create puzzles
like that.

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And the fact that they could create
something that looks like that.

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But actually it. Doesn't have to work.

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My favorite is on the new page.

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There's just an ice cream cones. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so we're in Mars. Maya.

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Yeah. Where we've never been before. No.

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We also have eight watch like a maniac.

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Questions that we asked in the Mini.

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Yep. Will will highlight where those are
as we talk through the episode

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and all the craziness.

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And we are in the new cop shop now.

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Top shop.

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B b. So next.

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So just just they've moved. Just.

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But they make no note of it.

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No at all.

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They just moved.

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Just in the cold opening.

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Just in the cold opening alone.

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We have the book cover. Yeah.

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We have posters.

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Yeah, we. Have the seeker t shirt.

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Did you see the secret T-shirt
and what it said?

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Are you the Seeker?
Are you that seeker? Yeah.

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Well, one of the

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ladies that comes to the book
signing has that shirt on.

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But she also has a bucket hat on. Yeah.

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That has this non-attached bit
that supposed to look like it's on the hat

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but isn't that says I'm that seeker.

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All. Of that before we even get a line of.

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Dialog never mind Salena Caddell

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OC who's been in midsummer twice before.

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When is Selena going to die?

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Because she is spectacular.

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No, she's going to be a victim.

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Yeah.

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And her name is. Venetia, but she dies.

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It just gets better all the time.

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She dies in every episode she's in.

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I think it's in her contract.

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I think.

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I think Selena won't agree to be on
Midsummer unless she gets to be a victim.

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She's absolutely fantastic.

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Did you notice it right away?

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I'm noticing things like this.

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The guy comes up to Bertram
to sign his book.

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Bertram signs. And steals his pen. Steal.

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He hands him his book and his pen
to autograph the book?

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Yeah.

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And then, like,
puts his hand out for his pen back,

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and Bertram just puts it in his pocket
and he's like, well.

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And it's a nice pen.
Yeah. It's not like a big.

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No, it's like a like a clicky pen.

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Yep. Pretty clicky. Pen.

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Pretty quick there you go.

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And Ludo is in the front row.

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We had a watch like a maniac question
that was related to Ludo.

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Yeah, it was number three.

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Why is Leto's name important?

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This is quite the nerdy question.

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This whole episode is about a big puzzle.

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About a game.

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Yes, Ludo.

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Is the wild D'allergie is the study a.

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Study of games. Games and puzzles? Yes.

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So he's Ludo.

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It's also my favorite character
from Labyrinth.

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Yes. The big guy
with the ring in his nose. Yes.

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Ludo?

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Yes. The biggest Muppet.

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Ever. Yeah. Very big.

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This character, Ludo resembles that Ludo?

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Not a single bit.

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And they have nothing in common.

251
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:13,339
No, they. Have the same number of limbs.
That's about it.

252
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,608
So. Yeah.
So that was that One is Clue D'allergie.

253
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It's the study,
a study of games and puzzles.

254
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,679
And we thought that was a funny reference.

255
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:24,950
Okay, Sarah, you've written a book
in which there's a puzzle.

256
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:27,920
No one has solved this puzzle
for ten years.

257
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:31,957
Okay, we're going to do a new version
of the book.

258
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With a new page.

259
00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:37,263
This is all from
when we get to talking about masquerade

260
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because it went through something
similar, right?

261
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:43,669
You're going to have a newspaper person
interview your author?

262
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,036
Yeah.

263
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:47,339
Would you not vet this person before that?

264
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,374
That who?

265
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:52,445
That's the reporter
who's going to ask the questions.

266
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,446
What do you mean?

267
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:57,817
Like,
would you not say ask these questions?

268
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like, would you not set up some parameters
for the interview? Yes.

269
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,856
Especially since being done
in front of an audience.

270
00:12:03,856 --> 00:12:06,225
Yeah. It's not just a
one on one interview.

271
00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:09,962
Yeah, you could,
but it doesn't prevent her

272
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:12,164
from asking something
that you didn't agree to.

273
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,833
Maybe people do it all the time, but.

274
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,435
We've both worked with publishers.

275
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:19,438
No publisher would ever agree to anything.

276
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:23,542
But they also don't know
that there's anything to ask about.

277
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,777
That's true.

278
00:12:24,777 --> 00:12:26,445
I love the publisher.

279
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Characters are never seen or discussed.

280
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I guess her. Name is Jane.

281
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That's it.

282
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,254
She's Jane the publisher,
and she's like, I'm out of here.

283
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,055
You're crying.

284
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,590
Goodbye, con man.

285
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,559
Look, there's a rooster on the church.
Is that a. Clue?

286
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,961
No, no.

287
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,763
You see that child?

288
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:48,234
This episode,
whole episode is like it messes with you.

289
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:52,171
Because you're in this mindset
of a puzzle solver,

290
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,141
because everybody in
the episode is solving puzzles.

291
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,477
But they don't mean it. It's. I.

292
00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,279
I found myself going.

293
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,282
Exactly.
Yeah. Well, how. Are they trained?

294
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,584
What does that mean, work, Nothing.

295
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:08,521
It means nothing, Sarah. Nothing. Nothing.

296
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,758
So the cover of the Seeker book
has four puzzle pieces on it.

297
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:15,127
One is of a pirate. He's got a.

298
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,597
They had their little vignette
from pages in the book.

299
00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:22,635
One is of Stonehenge, one is a Golden
Knight, and the other is a bus driver.

300
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,336
Did you notice I got the book out?

301
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,638
Yes, you did.

302
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,907
Sarah has a book.

303
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:29,341
As soon as I saw the book, I.

304
00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:30,676
Was like, posit? Yeah.

305
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,812
The first time
we watched the episode of my posit,

306
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,648
I think I have that book
and I go looking around and it was

307
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:39,785
because our house is pitch
black all the time and it was nighttime.

308
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,453
I couldn't find it then.

309
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,088
We live in the journal.

310
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,859
Because our library has one one bulb lamp.

311
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:50,196
For a room that is 20 by ten easy.

312
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,498
We're not trying to get a sponsorship.

313
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,599
From light bulbs.

314
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:56,035
I couldn't find it.
But then I did find it.

315
00:13:56,035 --> 00:14:00,506
And I have a book called Puzzle Craft
that is about making puzzles

316
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:05,010
that looks amazingly like the front of
this book, and it predates this episode.

317
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:07,179
So I.

318
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:07,847
Know.

319
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,517
It's a great book if you design puzzles,
but if you don't, it's a nerd book.

320
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,052
But it looks just like it.

321
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:17,289
If we were to say, I don't know, interview
the person who did the art direction

322
00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:20,159
for this app, we would. Have to. Ask.

323
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,760
Them if they on that book.

324
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:26,866
It looks just like it's just like

325
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:27,399
a nerd.

326
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:30,769
Bill Okay, So at the event where

327
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,806
the reporter asked,
So are you still a con?

328
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:36,642
Do you still beat your wife?
That kind of leading question. Yeah.

329
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:40,412
And out to Bertram,
we have the most amazing

330
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:44,116
crowd of civilians in the sea.

331
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,551
You've got the workshop.

332
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,519
Was that I.

333
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:52,291
Am. That speaker hat was excellent,
but not nearly as excellent

334
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:55,527
as the pink haired lady. There is a lady.

335
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:59,498
She's about three rows
from the back on the right.

336
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,532
Well, have a screenshot the.

337
00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:02,601
Right hand side of the screen.

338
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:05,604
And she has a gorgeous mohawk.

339
00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,306
Yeah. It's not just pink hair.

340
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,675
It's hot, hot, bright pink.

341
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:13,479
And most of her head is shaved
except for a mohawk

342
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:18,550
that is gathered into a series
of little ponytails of pink awesomeness.

343
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,486
She is. She's hardcore.

344
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,087
So fantastic.

345
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:25,424
And so not Midsummer. No.

346
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:26,258
And there she

347
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,295
is in the audience, happy as a clam.

348
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:34,233
Because usually when they do
these crowd shots you want in the script

349
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,334
people, right?

350
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,871
Because you don't want anything
drawing the attention away

351
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,674
from your actors or the story. Yeah.

352
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:44,076
And that is completely understandable.

353
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:48,948
But if there's somebody in that crowd
who betrays that rule, we will find them.

354
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,082
We found them before.

355
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:50,883
And Pinky.

356
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,953
Pinky is that lady right on? Pinky.

357
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:54,887
You go, girl.

358
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,755
Absolutely fantastic.

359
00:15:56,755 --> 00:16:00,826
She's she's at least 45, if not 50. Yes.

360
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,361
And working it.

361
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:05,130
Yeah. Yeah.

362
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,932
We'll share a picture of her If you guys.

363
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:10,436
Mister best extra of the episode.

364
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,271
We find out he's criminal.

365
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,342
And then we begin to see parts of pages.

366
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,811
The marked spots in x.

367
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,680
boy, do I spot X's in this book.

368
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:27,052
There's a page just lying on the ground
that gets run over by a bike.

369
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,521
That has a double decker bus on it. Yes.

370
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,358
And then there are Eli.

371
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,525
And what is. This?

372
00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,927
Danny and Danny?

373
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,529
Who are Danny Dunne?

374
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,732
She's, like, moving him out already.

375
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:43,535
You mean Madame. Blanc? Yes,

376
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:43,802
because.

377
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:47,573
Danny's played by Sally Lindsey,
who is still right now

378
00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,975
starring in the Madame Bloch
Mysteries. Yes.

379
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:51,710
She just kind of did a gig here.

380
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,612
As soon as I saw her,
I was like, Madame Blank.

381
00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:56,148
And Eli is played by Sean Dooley.

382
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,449
Who is fantastic.

383
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:58,484
He's a great actor.

384
00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:03,288
Yeah, he was also in left for dead
in season 11, but he was also in Misfit.

385
00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:06,258
Yeah, which is not a show for everybody.

386
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:10,729
I know we've talked about that before,
but man, is it awesome.

387
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,231
Misfits is so good.

388
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,266
If you can handle a little bit of crude
humor.

389
00:17:14,266 --> 00:17:16,502
It is. Yeah.

390
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:17,936
They're both really good actors.

391
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:22,241
You'd sell your sister for a slice
of cheese and you don't even like she.

392
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:27,546
Yeah, that's like

393
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:28,680
a mezzo.

394
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:31,083
It's okay.

395
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:31,483
Yeah.

396
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,887
So Bertram has been crashing with them
for six months.

397
00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,121
So. Okay.

398
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,923
And they're back in his butt.

399
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,893
He's been crashing with them
for six months, but

400
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,629
he's had some time to decorate.

401
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,633
It tells you everything you need to know
about how egotistical he is,

402
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:52,504
but he's been living there for six months,
and we see a little sliver of his room

403
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:57,609
and he has two photos of himself
up on the wall in this room.

404
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,978
One of them peering around the.

405
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:02,448
Walls
like a little peekaboo picture of him.

406
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:06,251
So the work that went into this
episode. Yes.

407
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:10,155
Just think about how to get those pictures
to get them blown up.

408
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:14,093
Do you think that's one of John Paul
Shaw's actor shots?

409
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,994
I think. Of him. Playing. Peekaboo.

410
00:18:15,994 --> 00:18:17,563
I think that makes it simple.

411
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,232
But they still had to blow them up
and put them in free.

412
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:20,833
Gifts.

413
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,402
And then hang them on the wall
the right way.

414
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,572
Looks so. Much way into this episode.

415
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:30,042
But it it says so much about who
Bertram is.

416
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:30,542
Yeah.

417
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:33,679
That he has made himself quite at home.

418
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,346
Yeah.

419
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,516
Basically,
he's blackmailing them to even stay there.

420
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:37,983
Yeah.

421
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,385
Now let's talk about him
staying there, okay?

422
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:40,919
Okay.

423
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:45,557
Because I know this is a giant
bee buzzing around your boss.

424
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:47,793
So Ludo is there, son.

425
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,561
Okay. How old do you think Lulu?

426
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:51,029
I think he's like 18.

427
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,465
Yes, he's a very young adult.

428
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:57,503
Eli and Danny Trask and their son Ludo.

429
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,707
Yes. And Bertram has been
staying with them for six months now.

430
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:07,613
Ludo is really,
really, really into the Seeker.

431
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,848
So much so that he's got a secret shack.

432
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:13,185
He has a shack, he's got a conspiracy hut.

433
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,787
Okay? He's really,
really, really, really into it.

434
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:19,992
In this show of conspiracy,
hard, this is one of the best one.

435
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,059
Quite the secret shack.

436
00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:24,663
Yeah, but then the author of that book
comes to stay with you.

437
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,831
To live with you.

438
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,467
It's like sharing a bathroom
with you. Yes.

439
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,469
Would you not pester him constantly?

440
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:32,771
Well, first of all,
it would be like for Ludo,

441
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,606
it's like a rock star
came to live with you.

442
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,774
Yeah, that's amazing.

443
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:39,178
Like, my dad knows this person. yeah.

444
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:39,978
my gosh.

445
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:43,682
I've been infatuated with this book,
and now he's living with us.

446
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,752
Yeah, You would talk to him
every second of every day that you could.

447
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,786
And we can only assume

448
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,889
that Ludo has done that in the past
and has been told to stop.

449
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,492
You couldn't help. No, you couldn't.

450
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:56,061
It'd be like your favorite band
is living in your house.

451
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:56,762
Yeah.

452
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:59,631
But then the problem arises

453
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:03,268
that I came into at this point, right?

454
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,338
Which is just imagine if Ludo won.

455
00:20:06,438 --> 00:20:08,040
Yeah, if he found the treasure.

456
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,876
Okay, so this treasure hasn't
been found for ten years.

457
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:15,447
We know that winter
we talked about the Barnaby Summer.

458
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,014
Winter.

459
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:18,951
Yet we know that winter's obsessed
with this book.

460
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,954
So much.
So he lost a girlfriend? Yes. Okay.

461
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,524
You find out that the treasure
has been found in the town

462
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:30,295
where the author lives by a shire road
in the author's house.

463
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,632
Yeah. Your son would go ballistic.

464
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:36,168
Yeah. You would be like this is.

465
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,703
I think there would be lawsuits.

466
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,071
Yeah, because you.

467
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,540
Couldn't help
but suspect that it was a fix.

468
00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,543
Up. Well, okay, so let's talk about this.

469
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,745
There have been a number of these before.

470
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,081
The most famous of these being masquerade.

471
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,652
These being books or stories
that were put out into the world

472
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:57,322
by authors that supposedly contained clues

473
00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,692
to a big treasure
that the author had hidden somewhere

474
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,363
in the world that you could find
if you solve those puzzles.

475
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:06,698
That has happened in the real world.

476
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,100
Several times before.

477
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:12,037
The biggest
and most well known being masquerade.

478
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:15,240
Yes. Which is a book that was written in

479
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,277
78 was published in 78.

480
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,646
This is one of those things
we think we may have talked about before,

481
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,615
but we can't remember any. William Yes.

482
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:28,787
Now, 78, I was going to bookstores
as much as I possibly could.

483
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:32,024
I was reading voraciously
at this point in time.

484
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,793
So I absolutely remember this book.

485
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,728
I remember it being a big thing.

486
00:21:36,728 --> 00:21:37,729
It was a bestseller.

487
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:38,430
I remember

488
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:42,301
it was a bit daunting, this book,
so that I could go through the picture.

489
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:45,470
Clues to find the Golden Rabbit.

490
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:48,540
Yes, I remember. I would have been ten.

491
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,741
This is like.

492
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:54,246
Crack,
ten year old. Right in my wheelhouse.

493
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,547
Right.

494
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:59,217
And this is the most well-known and the

495
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:03,088
I would say
almost the best run of all these.

496
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,757
And it had lawsuits against it.

497
00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:07,893
Yeah, it was not straightforward.

498
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:10,796
So the idea was
that you're supposed to follow the clues

499
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:15,334
and then you would find this golden rabbit
that was hidden somewhere in the world.

500
00:22:15,567 --> 00:22:17,669
And that's why I didn't buy the book,
because I was.

501
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,771
Like, I'll never be able to go in.

502
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,774
I'm ten and have no drive.

503
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:23,175
And my.

504
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,176
Daughter's. Birthday.

505
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:24,343
Glad.

506
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:27,279
Sorry, I don't even like driving to town.

507
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,715
So no, I will not be biking.

508
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,917
So did anybody ever find it?
I don't. Remember.

509
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,920
It was a 18 karat gold

510
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,790
jewel encrusted pendant of a small hair.

511
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,225
That's not life changing that.

512
00:22:40,225 --> 00:22:42,694
Yeah. Well,
it might have been worth a grand.

513
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:46,965
That was in a small ceramic casket.

514
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,968
Are you kidding? This year.

515
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:50,969
Methinks the

516
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:54,573
writer of this episode
may have heard about it. Yes.

517
00:22:54,639 --> 00:23:00,045
So it was found by a person
and then they published

518
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:05,717
The solution in 1982 is a book
with all the solutions in it.

519
00:23:05,817 --> 00:23:09,221
but there was some scandal over it.

520
00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:12,224
But I'm glad they did that
because that provides satisfaction

521
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,293
to all the people who were into it
and didn't solve it.

522
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:15,727
Yeah, you.

523
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:18,296
Can finally get the answers to everything.

524
00:23:18,296 --> 00:23:19,364
Would be so nice.

525
00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:20,365
You can buy the book

526
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:24,302
with all the answers in it
that do you know where the rabbit is now?

527
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:26,271
No, it's in the Vienna.

528
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,073
The Victorian. Albert. Yeah, it's.

529
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,308
It's a piece of art in the Victorian.

530
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:31,543
So where was it?

531
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,545
Do you know where she found it?

532
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:38,517
Like, was it buried
or was it like in a lock box or.

533
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,654
That they found it
in, out in that ceramic thing

534
00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:46,591
using metal detectors somewhere in amp.

535
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,260
Phil Is that in England?

536
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,494
Yeah, I think so.

537
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:51,496
But you don't know where it was.

538
00:23:51,496 --> 00:23:53,331
Yes, it's in.

539
00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:56,334
But like if it was Bedfordshire it or.

540
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,236
Yeah, it was buried. Okay.

541
00:23:58,236 --> 00:24:00,205
So it was in Bedfordshire.

542
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,040
I would not have found it.

543
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,544
No, I don't think you would have made it
there. No.

544
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:07,846
But this is a rabbit hole really.

545
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:11,883
For anybody to buy it outside
the UK would have been kind of crazy.

546
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,320
So this is and this is like.

547
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,989
This is ten year old Mark. This is.

548
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,357
I want to go to England.

549
00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:25,230
Mark, this is I love everything
British Mark This is I read versions like.

550
00:24:25,430 --> 00:24:29,434
If I found it, it would change my life and
get me out of this crap hole in my town.

551
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:34,473
Mark My little head must have exploded.

552
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:37,008
But have
you heard about the Fenn treasure?

553
00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:41,580
Well, let me ask you before we move on
to that one, why did people sue?

554
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:46,918
Because they said that the person
who found it knew him closely enough.

555
00:24:46,918 --> 00:24:49,721
It was like three people removed from.

556
00:24:49,721 --> 00:24:51,790
What's her name? Ludo? No.

557
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:54,059
Did he live with her? No.

558
00:24:54,059 --> 00:24:55,093
And there was.

559
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:56,528
So they thought it was rigged? Yeah.

560
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,130
And they there was an idea.

561
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:03,068
There was just an excuse
to get all this money to go to animal.

562
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,402
Right.

563
00:25:04,402 --> 00:25:05,403
Okay, so.

564
00:25:05,403 --> 00:25:07,672
Well, I hope they raised money for animal,
right?

565
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,641
I hope. So. Yeah. Okay.

566
00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:11,910
So tell me about the other one,
Fen Treasure.

567
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,746
So this guy named Forest Fen.

568
00:25:14,746 --> 00:25:17,516
He's a character. Is a dude already.

569
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,986
He's a freelance archeologist
who basically just plunders

570
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:24,856
historical places and steals artifacts,
especially Native American.

571
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:25,590
Artifacts.

572
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:27,392
He writes this poem.

573
00:25:27,392 --> 00:25:30,962
This supposedly has this treasure of gold
and jewels.

574
00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:35,700
At the end of it,
five people die looking for this thing.

575
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:39,371
Yeah, because they climb cliffs in the
in the southwest

576
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:43,008
of the United States, like in the.

577
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:46,111
Well,
what's the name of the big, big hole.

578
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:49,514
Jackson? No, no. The Grand Canyon.

579
00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:50,515
I can think of it.

580
00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:51,249
I don't know why.

581
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:53,785
The Grand Canyon, the big hole.

582
00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:56,788
Like people
like climbing walls of the Grand Canyon

583
00:25:56,788 --> 00:26:00,258
because they think they know where it is
tucked in a niche somewhere.

584
00:26:00,258 --> 00:26:01,860
So then it comes out.

585
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,962
He said that somebody had found it.

586
00:26:03,962 --> 00:26:07,065
He wasn't going to release the name
and then he died.

587
00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,133
Yeah.

588
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:08,633
Yeah.

589
00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:11,636
And that's it. And we'll never know.
No, no.

590
00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:13,872
It's well known that it was

591
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:16,875
this guy from Texas.

592
00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:21,179
But there are stories of people going on
like Multi-week road trips together

593
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:22,681
who don't even know each other.

594
00:26:22,681 --> 00:26:25,483
But they're all on the on the trail. Yeah.

595
00:26:25,483 --> 00:26:28,620
And they get together,
pile in a car, drive across the country,

596
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:32,991
go to all these places,
find nothing, lose their jobs.

597
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:35,460
But I. Fall off cliffs, You know.

598
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,996
I found the bottom of this rabbit hole.

599
00:26:37,996 --> 00:26:39,431
it's gold and rabbit.

600
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:43,301
From the bottom of this
rabbit hole is a television

601
00:26:43,301 --> 00:26:48,206
show from the 2002 season,
which was entitled, I.

602
00:26:48,206 --> 00:26:49,007
Think I know.

603
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:54,012
Is it called Push Nevada? Push Nevada.

604
00:26:54,112 --> 00:26:55,313
well.

605
00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,549
Is if you've never heard of this

606
00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:01,219
after you're done listening to this
episode, of course, give it a Google.

607
00:27:01,252 --> 00:27:02,721
It's crazier than we can.

608
00:27:02,721 --> 00:27:05,824
Say only seven of the 12 episodes aired.

609
00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:07,559
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

610
00:27:07,559 --> 00:27:11,930
So this is a puzzle
wrapped up in a poorly written mystery

611
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:15,700
show reminiscent of Twin Peaks,
and they don't even air.

612
00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,801
The whole show.

613
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:22,173
Created by Ben Affleck with the final clue
being revealed on the Super.

614
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:25,176
Bowl. Yes,

615
00:27:25,243 --> 00:27:25,710
it is.

616
00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:28,713
So an American cock up of a good idea.

617
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,048
my gosh.

618
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:33,051
Produced by Ben and created by Ben.

619
00:27:33,218 --> 00:27:36,021
They wanted people
to be on the edge of their seats,

620
00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:38,790
you know, eager to see the next episode
talking about it.

621
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,525
It was in 2002.

622
00:27:40,525 --> 00:27:42,661
So you had some Internet going on now.

623
00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,163
And they they they wanted it.

624
00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:46,831
I mean, it's lost before lost, right?

625
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:53,104
I mean, it was supposed to be
a really big deal and it was too weird.

626
00:27:53,371 --> 00:27:54,939
24 for Twin Peaks.

627
00:27:54,939 --> 00:28:00,779
New Jersey resident Marc Nakamoto
won the grand prize by calling

628
00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:05,183
the appropriate number at the right time
during Monday Night Football.

629
00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,619
That's how you won? Yeah.

630
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,621
And what was the prize?

631
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:12,323
It was ten GS, I think.

632
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:15,326
$10,000. Yeah. What would he do?

633
00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:18,930
I would like ten GS,
but I don't think it was worth.

634
00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:19,264
What?

635
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,267
There was 13 episodes originally planned.

636
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,501
my gosh.

637
00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:28,473
And the character list is just weird with.

638
00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,376
There's like sidekick stuff
and mind control

639
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:35,146
and the whole town is in cahoots
and FBI age.

640
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,382
I mean, it is bad.

641
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,751
Twin Peaks is the only way
I can describe it.

642
00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:40,952
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

643
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:44,289
So I'll put a link to all this in the show
notes.

644
00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:48,393
Needless to say, the plot of this
episode of midsummer

645
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:53,131
is original for midsummer, but based on
some things that happened in real life,

646
00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:56,067
inspired by things that happened
in real life, this has happened.

647
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,302
And that's not even to talk

648
00:28:57,302 --> 00:29:01,339
about all the alternate reality games
that have happened, that have have people

649
00:29:01,339 --> 00:29:03,875
traveling all over the world
looking for clues and solving

650
00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:06,878
puzzles and answering telephones
and all kinds of other stuff

651
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,214
that have happened since then. Yeah.

652
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,450
So it's not an original idea.

653
00:29:12,717 --> 00:29:17,756
Now. For this, but certainly Ludo
should not be allowed to win

654
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,092
if there even were a real treasure
at the end of this.

655
00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:25,597
Especially when Bertram
then shows him the missing.

656
00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:28,199
Yeah, the new page gives him the clue.

657
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:32,804
Before Bertram is killed,
he shows the new page, which includes

658
00:29:32,804 --> 00:29:36,908
mermaid snake thing, an ice cream cone,
a turtle.

659
00:29:37,142 --> 00:29:39,911
Well, every illustration features
Bertram, too.

660
00:29:39,911 --> 00:29:45,216
Yes, Bertram in a Buddhist position
in front of a stained glass window.

661
00:29:45,216 --> 00:29:48,019
That's not a church. It's
floating in the sky.

662
00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:50,188
And basically says, I'm not a con man.

663
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:52,257
I'm not coming. Yeah.

664
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:54,993
So if you were going to design a game
like this and hide a treasure,

665
00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:56,427
where would you hide it?

666
00:29:56,427 --> 00:29:58,563
I have the perfect spot. Where?

667
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:02,133
So if you have constant
listeners would know.

668
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:05,637
I spent all of the summers growing up
until I was 16.

669
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,738
A campsite.

670
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:09,440
This is why I never went
on a summer vacation.

671
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,607
On a.

672
00:30:09,607 --> 00:30:14,112
Lake because my parents said
we drove 15 minutes away to a lake.

673
00:30:14,345 --> 00:30:16,481
That's your summer vacation.

674
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,183
You get to sleep in this.

675
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:21,052
Tent trailer. Camper.

676
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,221
So this lake, which was

677
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:27,392
40,000 hectares,
giant lake in the middle of the lake,

678
00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:32,697
there is two islands,
a big island and a little island.

679
00:30:32,697 --> 00:30:34,232
And nobody lives on those island.

680
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:35,700
No one lives on those islands.

681
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,469
I actually swam to the big island once.

682
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:40,238
There must be public land a mile.

683
00:30:40,238 --> 00:30:42,407
And a half from the shore.

684
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:45,977
And in that, of course, as you can

685
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:49,180
imagine, there are teenagers on this lake.

686
00:30:49,247 --> 00:30:52,617
So there is like a campsite at the top

687
00:30:52,617 --> 00:30:58,089
of this outcropping in on this island
that has this cave

688
00:30:58,089 --> 00:31:03,294
like indentation near it,
that has a spot in it

689
00:31:03,294 --> 00:31:08,199
that is behind that, which you could hide
something about this big.

690
00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,267
And no one would.

691
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,102
They can't see how big that is.

692
00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:13,238
Like, it's about a space.

693
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:15,974
About like a foot. Square,
like a liquor bottles. Yeah.

694
00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:16,507
You could hide.

695
00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,009
You could easily.

696
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:21,913
I found liquor bottles in that

697
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:22,947
spot.

698
00:31:22,947 --> 00:31:25,049
That's where you would hide it. Yeah.

699
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:28,586
That's smart, because it's on public land,
so people could definitely get there

700
00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:30,989
if years back, Dr.

701
00:31:30,989 --> 00:31:34,993
Pepper did a game
where there was a promotion

702
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:39,364
where you could find these coins
that were worth anywhere from like $10

703
00:31:39,364 --> 00:31:42,367
to one was supposed to be worth $100,000.

704
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:45,303
And they had clues like latitude
and longitude,

705
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:48,573
clues on the lids of soda pops and stuff.

706
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:53,011
And one of the places they hid one
was in a national cemetery

707
00:31:53,011 --> 00:31:58,149
in Washington, D.C.,
and people scaled the fence

708
00:31:58,216 --> 00:32:02,820
to get to like Benjamin Franklin's grave
or something crazy like that to find.

709
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:03,721
And so

710
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:07,725
because they broke the law to get to
the coin, that was worth a lot of money.

711
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:10,228
It was worth like $20,000 or something.

712
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:14,232
Dr. Pepper voided it because they didn't
want to reward them for breaking the law

713
00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:17,268
to get it that convenient.

714
00:32:17,368 --> 00:32:19,237
But people were upset.

715
00:32:19,237 --> 00:32:20,672
About that too.

716
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,173
I think I would want to hide it,

717
00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:24,776
hide the treasure
somewhere where I could keep an eye on it.

718
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:25,710
Yeah.

719
00:32:25,710 --> 00:32:27,812
So I would know that it's still there.

720
00:32:27,812 --> 00:32:29,013
Like that.

721
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:31,916
But then it would be really easy to find
because people would just stock me.

722
00:32:31,916 --> 00:32:33,251
That island. And.

723
00:32:33,251 --> 00:32:34,352
Then look where I went.

724
00:32:34,352 --> 00:32:40,058
Really put a camera on that island and
it's close enough to shore that you could.

725
00:32:40,091 --> 00:32:41,759
Get y fights to get a.

726
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:44,295
Signal from it and stuff like that. Yeah.

727
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:46,631
And different eye on it. Yeah. Yeah.

728
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,499
You'd have to do something like that

729
00:32:48,499 --> 00:32:50,468
otherwise somebody could have found it
years ago.

730
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,905
Any camera that uploaded once a week.
Yeah.

731
00:32:54,005 --> 00:32:55,273
Something. Yeah.

732
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:58,743
You certainly couldn't hide it
literally in the middle of nowhere

733
00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:02,680
and not know for sure
whether somebody had found it or not,

734
00:33:02,747 --> 00:33:05,116
because they might keep keep quiet
about it.

735
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:05,817
Right. Yeah.

736
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:10,021
You find that
that jerk archeologist guy's treasure

737
00:33:10,021 --> 00:33:14,559
and it was supposedly like a little box
of, like, golden coins and gems.

738
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,828
Yeah. Which you can easily sell yourself.

739
00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,998
You don't have to, like,
go through him to get the fine from them.

740
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,899
So there'd be no reason for you

741
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:24,902
to say anything about finding it
if you didn't want to know.

742
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:26,838
And he'd never know it.

743
00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:30,408
There are so many problems with these
and people keep doing them.

744
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:33,511
Yeah. So we've got the trask's, right?

745
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:36,681
We've got Eli, Danny and Ludo.

746
00:33:36,714 --> 00:33:37,782
Bertrand lives with them.

747
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,784
Then we also have the butt.

748
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,754
The butts. Venetia, Bud and then her son.

749
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:45,156
Reverend Buck.

750
00:33:45,223 --> 00:33:47,325
Sebastian said.

751
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:48,626
The rabbi.

752
00:33:48,626 --> 00:33:51,295
The Rev Buck and. His wife Ava.

753
00:33:51,295 --> 00:33:54,732
But and this is
what I'm really trying to make.

754
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:58,436
Butts jokes. Come on. Their last names.

755
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:02,940
But wow, big like did that to the camera
the whole time.

756
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,910
And Othello. Con.

757
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,412
we're going to get to Othello.

758
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:10,048
There's so much we have yet to.

759
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,850
And that says super villain name. Yes.

760
00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:17,255
Othello Con is the super villain
of the episode Who gets Away.

761
00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:21,659
Is played by Ahmed
Jolly, who I know is a stand up comedian.

762
00:34:21,692 --> 00:34:21,926
Yeah,

763
00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:26,364
the first time I saw him in the episode,
I'm like, Where do you get all that hair?

764
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:28,433
Yeah, his head. Is a cueball.

765
00:34:28,433 --> 00:34:29,700
Yeah, haven't we?

766
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:32,437
Have we seen him on Taskmaster?
No, no, no.

767
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,906
But we've seen his stand up, by the way.
Very funny.

768
00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:39,644
By the way, one of our listeners suggested
that we might watch Taskmaster this.

769
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:44,382
and that, that we,
they sent a link to one of the episodes,

770
00:34:44,482 --> 00:34:48,853
one of our favorites,
the Gong Bong One. Yes.

771
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,988
And I just want to say thank you.

772
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:53,458
thanks. You're absolutely right.
This is the kind of thing we like.

773
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,425
We love that. Show.

774
00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:57,829
We love that show so much
that we do Taskmaster at work.

775
00:34:57,895 --> 00:34:59,931
Yes, we do.

776
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,432
I did it in school for a.

777
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,868
While during COVID. Yeah. Yeah.

778
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:05,670
When they were doing the at Home
Taskmaster.

779
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:08,239
You were doing it at home
with your students. Yeah. Yeah.

780
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,109
So right on, right on.

781
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,978
And then we have the miles. Yes.

782
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:15,313
Joel and Scarlet.

783
00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:16,614
Well, don't forget Helena.

784
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:20,251
And her memorial quiz.

785
00:35:20,318 --> 00:35:21,085
She wasn't

786
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:24,355
even into quizzes that we know of.

787
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,357
She died 25 years ago.

788
00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:29,360
But now after. 24, I. Think.

789
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,430
Yes, 24 after 19 years.

790
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:33,798
Hey, let's. Have a quiz for mom.

791
00:35:33,798 --> 00:35:35,566
Yeah, like 16 years.

792
00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:37,535
Let's have a quiz for mom.

793
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:39,070
Because now we own this pub

794
00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:42,640
and we can finally have the quiz
that we always wanted to have for Mom.

795
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,644
For mom.

796
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,312
Bertram shows up and leaves

797
00:35:48,312 --> 00:35:51,415
because he's going to go hide
the treasure.

798
00:35:51,415 --> 00:35:55,920
We are 8 minutes into the episode
and I spend the next

799
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,123
40 minutes of my life dissecting

800
00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:02,126
how this murder could not happen.

801
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,162
Okay, let's talk. About it first.

802
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:06,697
Let's talk about what Bertram is doing.

803
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:07,498
Yeah.

804
00:36:07,498 --> 00:36:12,937
So the idea is he's going to go out
and he's going to bury this golden angel.

805
00:36:12,937 --> 00:36:14,238
In a ceramic box.

806
00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:14,939
In a. Story.

807
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:15,973
Heard that. Before?

808
00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:18,242
Yeah, in a giant.

809
00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:21,445
Glass glass. Globe underground.

810
00:36:21,479 --> 00:36:23,114
He's going to dig a hole and bury it

811
00:36:23,114 --> 00:36:27,985
because people are suspicious
that there actually is no treasure.

812
00:36:28,052 --> 00:36:31,522
And he thinks by pretending to bury it
and sharing

813
00:36:31,522 --> 00:36:35,226
a picture, that he's able to prove
there is a treasure.

814
00:36:35,293 --> 00:36:36,360
Yes. Right.

815
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,862
So I'm not a con man.

816
00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,330
There is a treasure to be found.

817
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:40,731
It can be solved.

818
00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:42,967
Yes. Now, one of our watch like a maniac.

819
00:36:42,967 --> 00:36:45,736
Questions was
what would not fit in Bertram's backpack?

820
00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:51,876
And the answer is that giant glass globe
that is bigger than his backpack.

821
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:54,212
Yes, but. He supposedly took it with. Him.

822
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:58,282
I know for a fact
that that globe would weigh at least £40.

823
00:36:58,382 --> 00:37:00,751
Yeah, because it's heavy. Yeah.

824
00:37:00,751 --> 00:37:03,721
The art direction in this,
the production is great.

825
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:05,890
Except for that angel.

826
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:06,891
It's brass.

827
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,193
It's brass all day long, or it's.

828
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:13,097
I think it's designed to be
either way, really crappy.

829
00:37:13,097 --> 00:37:14,732
It's meant to look really crap.

830
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:15,766
I'm not buying that

831
00:37:15,766 --> 00:37:19,136
because everybody who sees it,
first person thinks it's valuable.

832
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,405
Yeah, that's the problem I have with it.

833
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:26,143
Right When Venecia gets
her hands on it, she's like,

834
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,178
you know, this is

835
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:29,580
going to I'm going to sell this
and it's going to change my life.

836
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,548
It's worth so. Much.

837
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:33,351
Jamie should look at it and go,
This is a piece attached.

838
00:37:33,351 --> 00:37:37,021
Even if it was solid gold, it wouldn't
be enough money to change your life.

839
00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:38,422
Maybe pay off your car.

840
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:40,691
Maybe if gold prices were good.

841
00:37:40,691 --> 00:37:43,427
So Burton gets whammo in the head.

842
00:37:43,427 --> 00:37:45,930
Yes. By the shovel.

843
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:50,134
And then after he's taken pictures
and sent them to Ludo.

844
00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:50,735
Ludo.

845
00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:54,138
Never mind
the fact that I would be a kind of weird

846
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:58,776
if my middle aged lodger
who was blackmailing me

847
00:37:58,809 --> 00:38:02,680
was sending pictures to my son
at night on his phone.

848
00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:05,816
Ludo is old enough that they don't know
what he's getting on his phone.

849
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:08,319
Do you know who sent our kids
pictures last night?

850
00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,288
No, of course not. But still,
they don't know.

851
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,723
And then Eli is a killer.

852
00:38:12,723 --> 00:38:14,558
It's okay if he's not a good parent.

853
00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:18,929
Okay. Okay. Give him a pass.

854
00:38:18,996 --> 00:38:21,032
You may be the quote. Yes.

855
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,501
You want to indict him
for being a bad parent?

856
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:24,869
He kills three people.

857
00:38:24,869 --> 00:38:26,170
Okay? He's got problems.

858
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:29,173
So a Bertram gets where mode.

859
00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:32,910
And then we see
Bertram buried up to his neck.

860
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:36,981
Now. To not understand
or grovel or pees or something.

861
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:38,349
Like that, it is hurt.

862
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,918
It is. Not. For sure.

863
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,486
If he's been teleported.

864
00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:44,789
Yes. To the forest floor. Yes.

865
00:38:44,789 --> 00:38:49,927
The glass globe is placed on his head
as he wakes up.

866
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,296
And then suffocate,

867
00:38:52,296 --> 00:38:56,834
by blowing smoke in the terrarium.

868
00:38:56,934 --> 00:38:59,737
Okay,

869
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:01,038
We're all with you so far.

870
00:39:01,038 --> 00:39:01,605
Okay.

871
00:39:01,605 --> 00:39:06,544
So you're so stressed out about that

872
00:39:06,610 --> 00:39:10,214
today. Go.

873
00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:11,749
first of all, wait a minute.

874
00:39:11,749 --> 00:39:13,284
Have you dug a hole in our backyard?

875
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:14,218
I don't know about?

876
00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:17,221
No, but I watched a 90 minute video on

877
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:20,291
digging a well with a shovel.

878
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:21,892
Well, that one time you did drop.

879
00:39:21,892 --> 00:39:24,061
A knife off of our deck to see.
What would happen.

880
00:39:24,061 --> 00:39:24,795
So it's.

881
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:27,665
I'm not putting it past you
that you wouldn't try to dig a hole.

882
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:33,037
So first of all,
I watched a video about digging hole tool,

883
00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:36,807
and that shovel is the worst tool
to dig a hole.

884
00:39:36,874 --> 00:39:37,708
yeah.

885
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:41,045
Now you would think that a contractor
would know that.

886
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:41,645
Okay.

887
00:39:41,645 --> 00:39:43,914
He went out there with intent to kill him.

888
00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:47,151
Yeah. Okay, Second, second.

889
00:39:47,251 --> 00:39:48,285
But wait a minute. You.

890
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:49,920
I didn't choose the shovel.

891
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,790
No, I would assume he has other shovels
to choose from.

892
00:39:52,790 --> 00:39:53,557
So he brought.

893
00:39:53,557 --> 00:39:56,327
In. It's Bertram who chose poorly.

894
00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:57,795
The shovel that would kill him.

895
00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:59,697
Bertram chose poorly.

896
00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:01,932
Bertram should have picked up
better hole digging.

897
00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:03,267
I know his killer.

898
00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:05,603
Dooley is a tall man. Yes.

899
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:07,571
Get that coal.

900
00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,975
He needs a bucket at the very least. Yes.

901
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:14,845
I watched a video about a guy digging
well with just a shovel.

902
00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:17,515
And he came after 90 minutes.

903
00:40:17,515 --> 00:40:21,051
He got to the point
where it was at his neck level

904
00:40:21,118 --> 00:40:25,256
and he said,
You could not do this without a bucket.

905
00:40:25,322 --> 00:40:27,691
So Och does not have the right.

906
00:40:27,691 --> 00:40:30,428
And a pile of dirt right next to the hole,
right

907
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:31,896
where you're dumping the bucket pile.

908
00:40:31,896 --> 00:40:33,998
Dirt right next to the hole.

909
00:40:33,998 --> 00:40:37,468
Bertram, did he have a tape measure
because he measures

910
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:40,538
it exactly how tall Bertram has to be.

911
00:40:40,538 --> 00:40:43,340
And you're like, well,
it doesn't matter how tall he is.

912
00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:44,175
Yes, it does.

913
00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:46,544
Because in order to suffocate

914
00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:50,714
with the glass thing around his head,
it has to be a perfect seal.

915
00:40:50,815 --> 00:40:53,350
It's not a perfect seal.
He's not going to suffocate.

916
00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:56,987
More importantly,
the dirt needs to be up to his neck. Yes.

917
00:40:56,987 --> 00:41:00,991
Because if it's not if it was up
to, let's say, the top of his shoulders,

918
00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:03,594
he might be able to wiggle his arms
free. Yes.

919
00:41:03,594 --> 00:41:08,032
Right now, I'm going to say that
Eli has spent enough time with Bertram

920
00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:12,670
that he knows roughly how tall he is
and that if he's got to be

921
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:16,373
in the hall to dig it that deep,
that he could probably estimate it.

922
00:41:16,507 --> 00:41:20,377
What I imagine is this Keystone caper
kind of thing where you keep

923
00:41:20,377 --> 00:41:23,781
putting Bertram in the hole
and taking him back out again.

924
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:27,451
He's dunking him in the hole
to see if it fits and laying him down.

925
00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:30,387
I got to go down another six inches.

926
00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:35,793
But never mind that he's had to excavate
the top like two inches of soil

927
00:41:35,926 --> 00:41:39,630
as like a disc
and neatly place it to the side. Yes.

928
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,198
So that he can put it. Put it back.

929
00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:45,803
Perfectly and cut a hole for Bertram's
head in the middle of it and then put it,

930
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:50,207
put it over his head like a donut
and mash it down to match it.

931
00:41:50,274 --> 00:41:54,311
Then with that airtight seal,
it would not be airtight.

932
00:41:54,411 --> 00:41:57,581
And that exact moment is
when Bertram wakes up.

933
00:41:57,615 --> 00:42:00,384
Not during the in and out of the hole.

934
00:42:00,384 --> 00:42:00,751
Yeah.

935
00:42:00,751 --> 00:42:03,387
Or when he's teleported into the ground
or anything.

936
00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:04,855
And I think he would already start

937
00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:07,858
to feel like he couldn't
breathe from the pressure of the dirt.

938
00:42:07,892 --> 00:42:12,229
That is a factor that I did not work in.

939
00:42:12,229 --> 00:42:15,232
So that ball of glass. The sphere.

940
00:42:15,232 --> 00:42:18,536
Would be roughly ten gallons.

941
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:21,138
Because the hole is big enough
to go over his head.

942
00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:23,807
There's
quite a bit of room around his head and.

943
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:26,310
The respiratory volume of a middle. Aged.

944
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:27,645
my gosh, you're such a nurse.

945
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:30,814
Six liters. Per soup.
You're on a list now.

946
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,784
You know I'm already on the list.
You're on the list for bad Google.

947
00:42:33,784 --> 00:42:37,054
So definitely so that ten gallons

948
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:40,891
would be 36 liters of gaseous volume.

949
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:44,461
So he would take 6 minutes
at least to die.

950
00:42:44,495 --> 00:42:48,332
Well, to be fair, you don't know how long
it's been on his head when we see him

951
00:42:48,332 --> 00:42:51,001
wake up. Yes, Maybe he's been in there
for a few minutes. All righty.

952
00:42:51,001 --> 00:42:57,341
Meanwhile, the biggest problem is
Venetia is in the woods and sees this.

953
00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,643
Why is she in the woods?

954
00:42:59,643 --> 00:43:00,844
Because she's followed. Him.

955
00:43:00,844 --> 00:43:03,447
Did she not say stop?

956
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:08,152
No, she said and made a sandwich while Eli
was test dunking him in the hole.

957
00:43:08,185 --> 00:43:12,089
It would take 90 minutes to duck to dig
that hole.

958
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:12,656
She's been hit.

959
00:43:12,656 --> 00:43:14,325
With the right tool.

960
00:43:14,325 --> 00:43:16,126
She's been hanging out for 2 hours, and.

961
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,328
She brings.

962
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,063
Here. That's what I'm saying.

963
00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:20,230
She's got a snack.

964
00:43:20,230 --> 00:43:22,466
Little, little flask of tea.

965
00:43:22,466 --> 00:43:23,834
She's just chilling out.

966
00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:25,269
Okay. It crosses her mind.

967
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,937
I shot them or anything.

968
00:43:26,937 --> 00:43:31,408
Far too much of my life
investigating this single murder scene,

969
00:43:31,475 --> 00:43:36,246
only to in the next scene
be even more upset

970
00:43:36,246 --> 00:43:40,651
because what time do you wake up and eat
breakfast in the bar to be home.

971
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:42,019
Before you get there?

972
00:43:42,019 --> 00:43:45,623
I'll tell you,
I didn't know how much you had dug into.

973
00:43:45,689 --> 00:43:47,291
Didn't mean that much.

974
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:49,026
You looked into this.

975
00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:51,528
And so I did a little bit

976
00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:54,765
of looking into it and got as far as how,

977
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:59,403
my God, dangerous it is to bury people
and sand up to their necks.

978
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,871
I, I stopped.

979
00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:07,711
I ran into a number of videos of people
who dig big holes at beaches and die.

980
00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:10,047
Yeah. It's like.

981
00:44:10,047 --> 00:44:11,982
Like on accident
because it caves in on them,

982
00:44:11,982 --> 00:44:15,519
but also because it's fun
to bury people up to their necks.

983
00:44:15,519 --> 00:44:17,655
Don't do. It's not. Don't ever. Do it.

984
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,356
Now, if you're laying down the.

985
00:44:19,356 --> 00:44:20,691
Lane, that's different.

986
00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:25,029
Or if you pile the sand up on to somebody,
that's different.

987
00:44:25,195 --> 00:44:28,966
But if you dig down and put somebody in it
and bury them up to their necks

988
00:44:28,966 --> 00:44:32,269
for a joke,
there was an Austrian swimmer in Florida

989
00:44:32,436 --> 00:44:35,839
who had to spend a lot of time
in a hospital after he was rescued

990
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,642
because he got buried in the sand
up to his neck because it.

991
00:44:38,642 --> 00:44:39,610
Usually. Breaks.

992
00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:42,212
You don't usually. Collapse your lungs.

993
00:44:42,212 --> 00:44:43,781
Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it.

994
00:44:43,781 --> 00:44:44,415
It's not fun.

995
00:44:44,415 --> 00:44:46,784
Don't, Eli, Don't do it anyway.

996
00:44:46,784 --> 00:44:49,253
Why didn't she say that?

997
00:44:49,253 --> 00:44:50,220
Because she's in.

998
00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:54,091
She's in the bushes with a flashlight
looking at the pain.

999
00:44:54,158 --> 00:44:57,361
She's got her mouth full of,
you know, jam sandwich.

1000
00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:01,565
I guess it is, Venetia
But come on, you know,

1001
00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:04,735
Barnaby gets interrupted
while eating breakfast by Sarah,

1002
00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:08,672
who wants her to at once him to quiz her
because she's going to be

1003
00:45:08,672 --> 00:45:10,074
in the Memorial Pub quiz.

1004
00:45:10,074 --> 00:45:13,077
And he complains
because she's interrupting his breakfast

1005
00:45:13,110 --> 00:45:15,646
at 915 in the morning.

1006
00:45:15,646 --> 00:45:18,182
What what do these people do
with their lives?

1007
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:21,452
He should be at work for hours.
Absolutely.

1008
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,421
It's clearly a workday
because he's dressed for work.

1009
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:27,691
I know it's not like a weekend
where he gets called in.

1010
00:45:27,691 --> 00:45:30,928
No, I know that
we are people who wake up early.

1011
00:45:30,961 --> 00:45:32,196
We get up at 515.

1012
00:45:32,196 --> 00:45:34,898
We get. Up very early
because. We're dorks.

1013
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,901
But we get up before 915 in the morning.

1014
00:45:38,135 --> 00:45:38,736
my gosh.

1015
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,904
I cannot believe he's eating breakfast
at 915.

1016
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,940
I've completely

1017
00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:45,943
reevaluated
my relationship to this character.

1018
00:45:45,943 --> 00:45:48,312
Let's let's imagine.

1019
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:51,515
Let us imagine he showers that morning.

1020
00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:55,686
Okay,
so we'll give him 30 minutes for a show.

1021
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,888
my gosh, You can't do this.

1022
00:45:57,888 --> 00:46:00,891
Okay, Maybe he woke up at 730, 8:00.

1023
00:46:00,924 --> 00:46:01,892
Exactly.

1024
00:46:01,892 --> 00:46:04,828
What are you doing with your life, John
Barnaby We.

1025
00:46:04,828 --> 00:46:07,831
Don't have to walk it backwards
time wise. God.

1026
00:46:07,931 --> 00:46:13,337
So Eli and Danny, the murderer
and his wife, own a farm shop?

1027
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,572
Yes. And a tea shop.

1028
00:46:15,572 --> 00:46:18,742
Yes. And Winter and John go

1029
00:46:18,742 --> 00:46:22,045
there and John eats Winters piece of cake.

1030
00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:26,016
And this is one of those examples
where it's like the man

1031
00:46:26,016 --> 00:46:29,887
keeping the little guy
down, mistreating your employees.

1032
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:31,388
I don't find it amusing.

1033
00:46:31,388 --> 00:46:32,823
I think he's a jerk for doing it.

1034
00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:34,324
Don't like enough said.

1035
00:46:34,324 --> 00:46:35,859
That he eats this cake.

1036
00:46:35,859 --> 00:46:38,295
No, Venetia is deep in debt.

1037
00:46:38,295 --> 00:46:41,765
I need to hide this
and look at my email. boy.

1038
00:46:41,765 --> 00:46:43,500
What did we find in Vinicius?

1039
00:46:43,500 --> 00:46:45,569
Email her. Clairvoyant.

1040
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:49,573
Yeah. So before Reverend, But

1041
00:46:49,673 --> 00:46:50,340
stop it.

1042
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:52,309
You're Not in fourth grade.

1043
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,443
Says that at.

1044
00:46:53,443 --> 00:46:55,479
Least his name is Sebastian or not.

1045
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,548
Seymour.

1046
00:46:57,548 --> 00:47:00,317
I said that.

1047
00:47:00,317 --> 00:47:02,786
Who's he? Give it.

1048
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:03,754
Sebastian.

1049
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:07,591
I'm like,
my gosh, You've given money from.

1050
00:47:07,591 --> 00:47:08,859
The church fund.

1051
00:47:08,859 --> 00:47:11,161
Did you notice
how much was in the roof fund?

1052
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,096
No. £1,000.

1053
00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:15,132
So he's taken all of that.

1054
00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:16,800
Yeah, right. Okay.

1055
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,669
And that wasn't enough anyway.

1056
00:47:18,669 --> 00:47:23,974
To give to his mother for psychics
how to get on the bullet train to hack.

1057
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:28,645
How much money has she spent trying
to solve this mystery so that she can get

1058
00:47:28,645 --> 00:47:32,916
a treasure that isn't even worth
as much as she spent to find it? Yes.

1059
00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,485
So she's she's underwater already.

1060
00:47:35,485 --> 00:47:41,458
In her email, we found that
her psychic name was Meg Anderson.

1061
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:42,726
Meg Anderson.

1062
00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:45,095
I think she's Mystic. Meg. Mystic Meg.

1063
00:47:45,095 --> 00:47:48,031
Yeah, absolutely.
We got a screenshot of it.

1064
00:47:48,031 --> 00:47:50,167
It's at 33 minutes, 43 seconds.

1065
00:47:50,167 --> 00:47:52,836
But you you skipped
something really important.

1066
00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:55,405
there's so much that we skip
that's important.

1067
00:47:55,405 --> 00:47:58,442
But I tell banned from the quiz
for cheating. Yes.

1068
00:47:58,475 --> 00:48:01,979
Though he still supports
it enough to put a flier up in his shop.

1069
00:48:01,979 --> 00:48:04,648
So I found Othello shop.

1070
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:10,454
So as they're walking by towards
Othello shop, there's a name of a card.

1071
00:48:10,454 --> 00:48:13,490
You mean cons. Collectibles with a K? Yes.

1072
00:48:13,523 --> 00:48:17,094
Okay. There's a sign on the fence.

1073
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,997
I found this. So

1074
00:48:20,097 --> 00:48:20,764
where is it?

1075
00:48:20,764 --> 00:48:23,934
This shop is actually in

1076
00:48:23,934 --> 00:48:26,937
a place called Penn England.

1077
00:48:27,004 --> 00:48:30,007
It's on 17 Elm Street.

1078
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:32,809
And. Is called Strings.

1079
00:48:32,809 --> 00:48:34,511
it's a string shop.

1080
00:48:34,511 --> 00:48:35,279
Okay.

1081
00:48:35,279 --> 00:48:38,682
Now, you mean yarn or you mean like
instrument string instruments.

1082
00:48:38,682 --> 00:48:40,017
Okay. Like violin strings.

1083
00:48:40,017 --> 00:48:43,820
If you're an eagle,
I you notice in the last scene

1084
00:48:43,820 --> 00:48:47,557
that Conn is in
when they're leaving through his door,

1085
00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:52,763
the iron on his door
is in the shape of violins.

1086
00:48:52,863 --> 00:48:55,699
And his closed and open

1087
00:48:55,699 --> 00:48:58,869
sign is in the shape
of a body of a violin.

1088
00:48:59,036 --> 00:48:59,436
Nine.

1089
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:02,039
So they're actually in the store.

1090
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:04,107
Well, that store is having a big sale.

1091
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,009
Yeah.

1092
00:49:06,009 --> 00:49:07,077
Can't you tell?

1093
00:49:07,077 --> 00:49:08,578
It's got signs everywhere.

1094
00:49:08,578 --> 00:49:10,213
That's a big sale.

1095
00:49:10,213 --> 00:49:12,149
I'm a forgiving person.

1096
00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:16,853
Sure,
But if I was banned from a trivia contest,

1097
00:49:16,853 --> 00:49:19,356
I've not been banned
from a trivia contest.

1098
00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:22,159
I've been banned from playing
Trivial Pursuit with friends.

1099
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:24,061
But that's another thing. Yes.

1100
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:26,730
I would not advertise said. Coffee.

1101
00:49:26,730 --> 00:49:27,998
In my store.

1102
00:49:27,998 --> 00:49:31,001
No, I think I'd be a little bit
too better to do that.

1103
00:49:31,001 --> 00:49:34,004
So he's in two places in the shop.

1104
00:49:34,104 --> 00:49:36,173
What was behind the register to.

1105
00:49:36,173 --> 00:49:37,441
Do all the con stuff?

1106
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:41,478
Yeah, behind the register
or you like in a little lounge chair

1107
00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:44,948
and there's a clock
beside him in the lounge chair.

1108
00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:46,583
And something else.

1109
00:49:46,583 --> 00:49:49,152
And a thing that we. We.

1110
00:49:49,152 --> 00:49:50,921
This is one of our watch Like a maniacs.

1111
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:53,924
It was number six
when it's 530 a collectibles.

1112
00:49:54,057 --> 00:49:55,692
What does the clock point to?

1113
00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:58,495
We don't have the answer.
We don't know what it is.

1114
00:49:58,495 --> 00:50:03,867
The best thing I can think of is
it is a panther on a tree limb.

1115
00:50:04,034 --> 00:50:06,436
That's what you think it is.
That's what I think it is.

1116
00:50:06,436 --> 00:50:09,873
I thought it was driftwood
carved to look like a lady.

1117
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,575
This could not be two more different
things.

1118
00:50:11,575 --> 00:50:13,944
May also be a pipe.

1119
00:50:13,944 --> 00:50:16,613
I It's a thing.

1120
00:50:16,613 --> 00:50:20,350
The others post a screenshot of it
and hopefully somebody can figure it out.

1121
00:50:20,384 --> 00:50:24,154
The other thing that I noticed with
Con Shop

1122
00:50:24,287 --> 00:50:29,960
was when he's outside in his car
talking to when he's talking to Venecia.

1123
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:35,732
Did you notice the nosey neighbor
that walks by at the door who stares?

1124
00:50:35,766 --> 00:50:37,167
Yes, the camera.

1125
00:50:37,167 --> 00:50:38,568
Yeah. Entire time.

1126
00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:41,671
Including what? She's behind con vehicle.

1127
00:50:41,671 --> 00:50:45,809
You could see through the window
that she bends down a little bit just.

1128
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:49,179
To get a better view.

1129
00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:52,249
She's the nosy is the background
person. Wow.

1130
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,216
But you know what?

1131
00:50:53,216 --> 00:50:55,786
I think that's exactly
what somebody in midsummer would do.

1132
00:50:55,786 --> 00:50:57,421
Yeah.

1133
00:50:57,421 --> 00:50:58,722
When you.

1134
00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:00,390
What's going on here?

1135
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:01,091
Venetian.

1136
00:51:01,091 --> 00:51:06,797
Venetian boxes up to something. But

1137
00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:09,766
my gosh, there's so much in this episode.

1138
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:13,537
So then I suddenly this is the point
where I got really carried

1139
00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:16,540
away,
like looking for puzzles in the episode.

1140
00:51:16,540 --> 00:51:17,040
Yeah.

1141
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,310
Basically giving it more credit
than it deserves, you know.

1142
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:23,113
Sort of until I found one thing
and we'll get to that.

1143
00:51:23,113 --> 00:51:27,751
But because know that Bertram Jewel
isn't his real name.

1144
00:51:27,851 --> 00:51:28,785
Yes, right.

1145
00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:32,355
And his real name is Bertram
is Robert Grimes.

1146
00:51:32,355 --> 00:51:35,358
Yeah. Sorry.
So he kept the bird. The bird.

1147
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:40,330
So I thought, okay, so Bird,
a Bertram Jewel is a name he chose.

1148
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:40,897
Yeah.

1149
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:44,534
And if he's into puzzles,
maybe it's an and a gray.

1150
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,902
Maybe. Yes.

1151
00:51:45,902 --> 00:51:50,874
So I went online and used one of those
handy dandy anagram solvers.

1152
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:52,542
Yeah. And I found what?

1153
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:56,746
His name
actually is, what he was trying to say.

1154
00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:57,681
What was your.

1155
00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:59,216
Name that we chose?

1156
00:51:59,216 --> 00:52:01,485
Well, it could be a few things. Okay?

1157
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:04,121
It could be, but I.

1158
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:08,258
I can't keep a straight face.

1159
00:52:08,325 --> 00:52:08,859
It could be.

1160
00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,293
Any of these things. Are you ready?

1161
00:52:10,293 --> 00:52:14,131
Now you can choose which one
you think Bertram was thinking of. Mr.

1162
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,000
We table. Junior.

1163
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,102
But it could be that.

1164
00:52:19,102 --> 00:52:21,338
It could be. Beware, Junior. Melt.

1165
00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,173
Beware. G.M.

1166
00:52:23,173 --> 00:52:24,841
rare BMW.

1167
00:52:24,841 --> 00:52:28,044
Jet eel

1168
00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:33,183
or Tiger.

1169
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:37,120
The last one

1170
00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:39,322
is Ram Jam Beer.

1171
00:52:39,322 --> 00:52:44,561
Well,

1172
00:52:44,628 --> 00:52:45,729
I think the.

1173
00:52:45,729 --> 00:52:48,732
Secret message in his name is Mr..

1174
00:52:48,732 --> 00:52:51,668
We table Junior.

1175
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:55,272
But you can choose
the one that you prefer.

1176
00:52:55,338 --> 00:52:58,041
it. Really it could be Ram jam beer.

1177
00:52:58,041 --> 00:53:01,511
Well,

1178
00:53:01,578 --> 00:53:04,381
is that what happens at the pub we have?

1179
00:53:04,381 --> 00:53:05,115
okay.

1180
00:53:05,115 --> 00:53:08,051
So dogs and ducks are welcome at the pub.

1181
00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:12,622
Sign outside of the pub
the dogs and ducks are welcome.

1182
00:53:12,622 --> 00:53:18,295
There is nowhere else in the universe
That's, that's

1183
00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:18,828
dogs.

1184
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:20,797
Welcome. Yes. Ducks.

1185
00:53:20,797 --> 00:53:23,833
I don't want no stinking ducks in my pub.

1186
00:53:23,934 --> 00:53:26,036
they, they poop on a whim.

1187
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:29,039
Okay. And they can be really mean.

1188
00:53:29,172 --> 00:53:29,906
And what if a.

1189
00:53:29,906 --> 00:53:32,342
Goose comes in pretending to be a duck?

1190
00:53:32,342 --> 00:53:34,477
Geese are. Super mean.

1191
00:53:34,477 --> 00:53:36,813
Where can I find a marshy.

1192
00:53:36,813 --> 00:53:39,082
Where some marshy?

1193
00:53:39,082 --> 00:53:41,952
This is one of the two questions,
of course.

1194
00:53:41,952 --> 00:53:44,955
Yeah. It's a kind of iron club.

1195
00:53:44,955 --> 00:53:47,724
The other one is
what is a stream means bristle front.

1196
00:53:47,724 --> 00:53:51,161
This is the one she doesn't get to answer
because John's phone rings.

1197
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,029
do you know what a stream
means? Bristle Fran is.

1198
00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:55,632
I don't. It's a Brazilian bird now.
You know.

1199
00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:56,399
There you go.

1200
00:53:56,399 --> 00:53:57,234
Now I know.

1201
00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:58,401
Okay, So.

1202
00:53:58,401 --> 00:54:01,705
So the quiz is this.
We're like 20 minutes.

1203
00:54:01,705 --> 00:54:03,039
Into the episode, by the way.

1204
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:06,042
I'm just saying we're jumping around now.

1205
00:54:06,042 --> 00:54:11,414
So this is my a fine for the episode.

1206
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:12,515
Your trip away?

1207
00:54:12,515 --> 00:54:13,216
Yeah, my trip.

1208
00:54:13,216 --> 00:54:15,685
Five stars, my five star fuck.

1209
00:54:15,685 --> 00:54:16,519
So what is it?

1210
00:54:16,519 --> 00:54:21,491
So in the pub there is a trophy.

1211
00:54:21,591 --> 00:54:23,560
And on that trophy, this.

1212
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,228
Is the quiz trophy? Yes.

1213
00:54:25,228 --> 00:54:25,362
Okay.

1214
00:54:25,362 --> 00:54:29,633
Talking about how corn has won
all the past championships.

1215
00:54:29,666 --> 00:54:30,600
Right, Right.

1216
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,736
And may do a closeup on.

1217
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,138
He's won it for,
like the last five years or something.

1218
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:39,075
Yeah, they do a closeup on it. Okay.

1219
00:54:39,175 --> 00:54:41,144
It starts in 2016.

1220
00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:42,646
Okay.

1221
00:54:42,646 --> 00:54:45,382
It has three names,
and then the rest are corn.

1222
00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:47,851
So 2016, 2017, 2018.

1223
00:54:47,851 --> 00:54:49,219
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone, gone.

1224
00:54:49,219 --> 00:54:52,188
Gone, gone
are all those people. And then. 29.

1225
00:54:52,188 --> 00:54:55,091
Yeah. They didn't stop for the pandemic
by the way.

1226
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:57,594
Not like the show did, but they did. Yeah.

1227
00:54:57,594 --> 00:55:01,665
So the first name on
this list is Chloe Freaks.

1228
00:55:01,765 --> 00:55:05,568
So I'm, like, tickety, tickety,
tickety gross.

1229
00:55:05,669 --> 00:55:07,437
That is a name of.

1230
00:55:07,437 --> 00:55:10,240
Somebody who makes up
Venetian bites. Could make up Chloe Ferry.

1231
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,141
Chloe Ferry.

1232
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:15,078
Okay,
but no, Chloe Freaks is a real person.

1233
00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:19,783
Chloe Freaks
is the art director of this episode.

1234
00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:21,351
that's so. Smart, Chloe.

1235
00:55:21,351 --> 00:55:24,621
To put her own name on that.
You go to. Fun.

1236
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:29,025
We know the people on the show and people
who make the show listen to this podcast.

1237
00:55:29,025 --> 00:55:30,160
We know this for sure.

1238
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:33,029
This is confirmed. Yes. By Ned Badland.

1239
00:55:33,029 --> 00:55:34,197
At least one.

1240
00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:37,200
Okay, Chloe, I.

1241
00:55:37,233 --> 00:55:38,134
If you're listening.

1242
00:55:38,134 --> 00:55:40,603
I've tried to friend you on Instagram.

1243
00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:42,672
Please. Please.

1244
00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:43,973
We think you're awesome.

1245
00:55:43,973 --> 00:55:46,443
We want to talk to please.

1246
00:55:46,443 --> 00:55:49,112
Because we have so many questions.

1247
00:55:49,112 --> 00:55:50,213
I think it's.

1248
00:55:50,213 --> 00:55:52,749
Absolutely clever
that she put her own name on the trophy.

1249
00:55:52,749 --> 00:55:53,850
I think that's great.

1250
00:55:53,850 --> 00:55:59,322
Abby Bowers is her best friend
and is the set director.

1251
00:55:59,389 --> 00:55:59,989
Number two.

1252
00:55:59,989 --> 00:56:02,892
Not like you're stalking them.
No, I got stung.

1253
00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:04,728
Michael Arrow back.

1254
00:56:04,728 --> 00:56:06,129
I don't know who that is.

1255
00:56:06,129 --> 00:56:11,267
I would bet a fiver it's the person
who did the art for the episode.

1256
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:12,635
I bet a fiver.

1257
00:56:12,635 --> 00:56:13,036
Okay.

1258
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:17,674
And Chloe, if I'm wrong,
I'll give you that fiber or fiver

1259
00:56:17,907 --> 00:56:20,744
or give it to your favorite charity
or whatever.

1260
00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:21,878
But that's.

1261
00:56:21,878 --> 00:56:24,881
Double it. Yeah. Tell us who I think.

1262
00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:27,183
But you got to reach out
and let us know one way

1263
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:30,186
or the other.

1264
00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,522
Make sure you put that in the show
note. Yes.

1265
00:56:32,522 --> 00:56:34,657
So it's in text somewhere, so maybe.

1266
00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:37,160
She might man send her a little at.

1267
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,728
She does a little search for.

1268
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:43,099
Well, I'm putting I'm
putting that picture on a real.

1269
00:56:43,166 --> 00:56:47,070
Yeah. And Chloe, we saw you.

1270
00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:49,873
We see
you, Chloe, and we think you're awesome.

1271
00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:54,344
Maybe this should have won an award
for that direction.

1272
00:56:54,377 --> 00:56:56,846
Yeah. This episode by far.

1273
00:56:56,846 --> 00:57:01,551
Unlike one of the earlier episodes
way back when, where there was the sign

1274
00:57:01,551 --> 00:57:05,822
that says dress set, do not mess up
or whatever, and they forgot. She.

1275
00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:08,391
She's not part of that episode. She's.

1276
00:57:08,391 --> 00:57:09,893
Done in the last three seasons.

1277
00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:12,328
But wow.

1278
00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:13,897
What we could learn from her.

1279
00:57:13,897 --> 00:57:15,832
I know. Okay, so.

1280
00:57:15,832 --> 00:57:20,403
Ludo keeps coming back to his secret shack
and finding people in his secret.

1281
00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:22,906
Shop, and I think maybe the problem.

1282
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:24,340
Needs a lock on the seat.

1283
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:26,476
Or he. Needs to close the secret.

1284
00:57:26,476 --> 00:57:29,679
Door. No, no, just close the door. No.

1285
00:57:29,746 --> 00:57:31,114
He finds Barnaby in there.

1286
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,750
He finds winter in there,
he finds Venetia in there.

1287
00:57:33,750 --> 00:57:35,084
They're all. In there.

1288
00:57:35,084 --> 00:57:37,921
Hanging out, looking through his stuff,
because he just leaves the door

1289
00:57:37,921 --> 00:57:39,556
standing open.

1290
00:57:39,556 --> 00:57:43,927
And I have to assume it's somewhere
very near the Farmstand and the tea shop.

1291
00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:47,864
Yes. So people
probably walk by the open and think, look.

1292
00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:49,098
Conspiracy hut.

1293
00:57:49,098 --> 00:57:51,000
Seeker shack can't go in. There.

1294
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:51,501
Okay?

1295
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:56,005
Things in the conspiracy
that we have yet to talk about the gnome.

1296
00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:59,476
Yes, with 20 question.

1297
00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:01,044
Yes. Ludo

1298
00:58:01,044 --> 00:58:05,548
was a little worked up about that gnome,
sort of desperate to know what it means.

1299
00:58:05,548 --> 00:58:08,418
But our favorite
is our little green friend.

1300
00:58:08,418 --> 00:58:12,388
So on the page that we see very early
in the episode on the ground that.

1301
00:58:12,388 --> 00:58:13,156
Has the bus.

1302
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:17,393
That has the double decker red London bus,
there is a green alien

1303
00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:18,761
on the front of it. Too.

1304
00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:20,730
There are two on both sides.

1305
00:58:20,730 --> 00:58:22,198
It's like a sticker on the bus.

1306
00:58:22,198 --> 00:58:25,201
Yeah, which is funny because in my mind
I remember

1307
00:58:25,201 --> 00:58:28,304
it being behind the steering wheel
and that's not where.

1308
00:58:28,538 --> 00:58:30,206
I thought it was in the upper deck.

1309
00:58:30,206 --> 00:58:31,441
But yeah, yeah.

1310
00:58:31,441 --> 00:58:33,076
It is the number 16. Yes.

1311
00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:34,310
And that was one of our watch.

1312
00:58:34,310 --> 00:58:35,011
Like a maniac.

1313
00:58:35,011 --> 00:58:38,114
Questions What number does
the alien ride number best as?

1314
00:58:38,114 --> 00:58:40,950
Alien ride? It's the number 16 bus. Yes.

1315
00:58:40,950 --> 00:58:44,254
And you see it blown up
when Barnaby in winter

1316
00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:48,725
are in the conspiracy Hut you see that
blown up right next to Barnaby?

1317
00:58:48,758 --> 00:58:49,993
Yeah. my gosh.

1318
00:58:49,993 --> 00:58:51,094
We have so much to cover.

1319
00:58:51,094 --> 00:58:51,961
We need to move.

1320
00:58:51,961 --> 00:58:56,466
We do so consoled Bertram, the Angel.

1321
00:58:56,499 --> 00:58:56,966
Yeah.

1322
00:58:56,966 --> 00:59:00,236
So Con knows
the angel is not the real treasure.

1323
00:59:00,236 --> 00:59:04,641
Yes, because the real treasure
would have been buried ten years

1324
00:59:04,741 --> 00:59:07,477
and Bertram's
just now getting around to it, so.

1325
00:59:07,477 --> 00:59:08,278
Can be real.

1326
00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:11,281
Yeah. So Con knows Bertram is a con? Yep.

1327
00:59:11,281 --> 00:59:13,082
Not that it's a pun on con.

1328
00:59:13,082 --> 00:59:15,051
No, Con knows the con.

1329
00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:18,054
Danny's
lying about knowing Bertram's history

1330
00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:20,757
based on bank statements
she found in his room.

1331
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,593
Yes, she knows. Because she. Knows. Yep.

1332
00:59:23,593 --> 00:59:26,829
And Ava is having an affair with Bertram
because her mother

1333
00:59:26,829 --> 00:59:29,866
in law put her up to it. My

1334
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:33,202
dad family
is the worst group of people ever.

1335
00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:38,374
The reverend's mother has put his wife up
to having an affair.

1336
00:59:38,441 --> 00:59:42,645
She embezzled thousands
from the church. Yes.

1337
00:59:42,745 --> 00:59:45,481
She is terrifically fantastic.

1338
00:59:45,481 --> 00:59:48,051
She's so desperate.

1339
00:59:48,051 --> 00:59:50,486
To have the solution to the puzzle. Like.

1340
00:59:50,486 --> 00:59:53,056
What do you do? You know. This man?

1341
00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:57,093
Do you think he ever had like a gazillion
dollars that he was able to hide?

1342
00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,430
He gives us
no indication of ever having enough money

1343
01:00:00,463 --> 01:00:03,066
to legitimately have a treasure
that was worth finding.

1344
01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:03,700
Okay.

1345
01:00:03,700 --> 01:00:06,269
Never mind that He's a con
man and a liar and dead. Now.

1346
01:00:06,269 --> 01:00:11,541
Now let's play the game of
what if she want?

1347
01:00:11,641 --> 01:00:13,142
Well,
she wouldn't pay any of the money back.

1348
01:00:13,142 --> 01:00:14,911
She probably just disappear with it.

1349
01:00:14,911 --> 01:00:15,311
Right?

1350
01:00:15,311 --> 01:00:19,148
But still, again,
this lady who is desperate for money

1351
01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:24,554
because she embezzled it from the church
who lived in the same town as the guy

1352
01:00:24,554 --> 01:00:29,058
who's one of her her daughter in law
was having an affair with.

1353
01:00:29,058 --> 01:00:33,262
Yeah. Won the prize again. Decides.

1354
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:34,464
That the

1355
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:38,935
fact that they all live within walking
distance of each other is problematic.

1356
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:40,503
And then she dies.

1357
01:00:40,503 --> 01:00:43,172
Yes. So, Venetia dies? Yes.

1358
01:00:43,172 --> 01:00:45,608
That I don't believe that. Selina In the.

1359
01:00:45,608 --> 01:00:47,710
In the. Sheet. In the. Sheet.
No, I don't either.

1360
01:00:47,710 --> 01:00:48,211
I don't.

1361
01:00:48,211 --> 01:00:52,081
That the hips were wrong.

1362
01:00:52,148 --> 01:00:54,150
It's a ghost, basically.

1363
01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:57,053
So Venetia is strung up in the woods.

1364
01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:57,620
Okay?

1365
01:00:57,620 --> 01:01:00,823
This death, she suffocated with a bag.

1366
01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,425
I have no problem with that.

1367
01:01:02,425 --> 01:01:03,192
That would work.

1368
01:01:03,192 --> 01:01:07,096
Now, how are you going
to string her up with a sheet over her?

1369
01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:09,532
I assume you got to put the sheet on her
after.

1370
01:01:09,532 --> 01:01:10,466
Okay. Okay.

1371
01:01:10,466 --> 01:01:11,834
So we'll put the cina.

1372
01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:16,873
Now, you brought the sheet because you're
trying to recreate these pages, right?

1373
01:01:16,973 --> 01:01:19,509
Even though these are all rage
killings, too.

1374
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:22,712
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
Never mind the fact that.

1375
01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:26,115
So you got to find two trees
that are the right distance apart.

1376
01:01:26,149 --> 01:01:27,550
Okay, Ahead of time.

1377
01:01:27,550 --> 01:01:27,750
Okay.

1378
01:01:27,750 --> 01:01:32,021
Now, she would meet him in the in
the forest because she's blackmailing him.

1379
01:01:32,021 --> 01:01:34,857
Because she saw that
he killed Bertram. Bertram?

1380
01:01:34,857 --> 01:01:38,961
By the way, if you're blackmailing
a killer, don't go to some place.

1381
01:01:39,062 --> 01:01:40,363
I know people.

1382
01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:42,632
Venetia is a moron if.

1383
01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:44,233
You have a moron.

1384
01:01:44,233 --> 01:01:47,770
So almost like she has a butt for a time.

1385
01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:48,905
Here's what I think happened.

1386
01:01:48,905 --> 01:01:51,107
Because Eli lures her there.

1387
01:01:51,107 --> 01:01:53,342
He chooses the location. Okay?

1388
01:01:53,342 --> 01:01:55,178
So he gets to stage it.

1389
01:01:55,178 --> 01:01:55,878
Okay? Right.

1390
01:01:55,878 --> 01:02:00,616
So he puts the ropes
and the sheet, the tarp or whatever it is,

1391
01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,351
a ladder or five.

1392
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:04,353
His helpers.

1393
01:02:04,353 --> 01:02:05,488
Because he needs helpers.

1394
01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:08,791
He can't do this alone
unless he's way stronger than he looks.

1395
01:02:08,791 --> 01:02:10,660
He gets hired all of that in advance

1396
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:13,663
and then lure her to the location,
suffocate her.

1397
01:02:13,863 --> 01:02:14,731
Then he has to tie

1398
01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:19,235
the rope around each of her wrists
and then using like a truck or something

1399
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:23,606
that he's tied them off to, winch
her up, secure the ropes, then climb

1400
01:02:23,606 --> 01:02:29,011
the big ladder and put the sheet over her
and align the face with her face.

1401
01:02:29,212 --> 01:02:31,047
Okay, folks, I'm going to get.

1402
01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:34,250
And that's how it happened.
I'm going to get that cross here.

1403
01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:34,884
Do you think

1404
01:02:34,884 --> 01:02:38,588
Celina's elbows and shoulders
and risk could handle that?

1405
01:02:38,654 --> 01:02:42,058
I don't think that her arms would rip off,
but I think they dislocate.

1406
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:43,593
It's not nice.

1407
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:49,031
Having looked into being Hong Kong, drawn
and quartered more than I should have.

1408
01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:50,633
I know we are the weird.

1409
01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:54,303
It takes quite a bit of force
to actually detach a limb.

1410
01:02:54,303 --> 01:02:57,140
So I think she's she's a very slight
woman.

1411
01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:59,008
Okay. She's birdlike.

1412
01:02:59,008 --> 01:03:00,309
I think it would be okay.

1413
01:03:00,309 --> 01:03:03,613
The other thing
that we haven't even talked about briefly,

1414
01:03:03,679 --> 01:03:06,682
Felicia's kitchen is five star.

1415
01:03:06,682 --> 01:03:10,052
Her house is for somebody who's deep,
deep, deep deep, deep in debt.

1416
01:03:10,052 --> 01:03:12,722
She has a beautiful house.
That house is gorgeous.

1417
01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:13,623
I love her house.

1418
01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:17,293
I absolutely love.
Her. I don't know what that

1419
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,494
is. It's like

1420
01:03:18,494 --> 01:03:22,498
a sideways railroad track mounted ladder.

1421
01:03:22,565 --> 01:03:25,902
Wow. This thing that goes around her
kitchen, it has ivy growing on it,

1422
01:03:25,902 --> 01:03:26,936
but it's awesome.

1423
01:03:26,936 --> 01:03:29,305
You don't want Ivy in the house. Kids
everywhere.

1424
01:03:29,305 --> 01:03:30,540
It's beautiful, though.

1425
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:31,374
It's really nice.

1426
01:03:31,374 --> 01:03:32,408
So Venetia is dead.

1427
01:03:32,408 --> 01:03:36,312
So now we've got two people dead,
and Father Butz is starting to lose it.

1428
01:03:36,412 --> 01:03:36,813
Father.

1429
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:40,316
But he's ringing the bell
and he's talking crazy.

1430
01:03:40,316 --> 01:03:44,253
And because he's figured it out.

1431
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,724
And now this death
is the most realist, Nick,

1432
01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:54,230
because there are water leaking buckets
around the church from the very beginning.

1433
01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:56,833
Right now, that water would not be nice.

1434
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,101
Now, I realize it's going in there to die.

1435
01:03:59,101 --> 01:04:02,004
Yeah, okay, But still nasty water.

1436
01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:02,872
It makes sense.

1437
01:04:02,872 --> 01:04:05,875
But that, again, is a rage killing. Yeah.

1438
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:07,543
And then he takes time to.

1439
01:04:07,543 --> 01:04:09,111
That said the scene.

1440
01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:12,281
Sean Dooley is a maniac.

1441
01:04:12,348 --> 01:04:15,818
By the way, Reverend Butts exposed.

1442
01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:17,486
Is it?

1443
01:04:17,486 --> 01:04:19,121
Is the work of a psychotic?

1444
01:04:19,121 --> 01:04:21,858
Yeah, it is absolutely maniacal.

1445
01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:25,962
So Eli kills Burt
because they go way back.

1446
01:04:26,162 --> 01:04:27,263
Yes, right.

1447
01:04:27,263 --> 01:04:28,397
They were. Involved.

1448
01:04:28,397 --> 01:04:28,664
Years.

1449
01:04:28,664 --> 01:04:32,401
They were involved in a con
where they sold these gas detectors

1450
01:04:32,401 --> 01:04:35,338
that were supposed to save people's lives.
That really didn't work.

1451
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:37,206
And a woman died in a fire

1452
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:40,209
due to a gas leak
that their detector should have prevented.

1453
01:04:40,343 --> 01:04:44,914
And that woman was Miriam,
the wife of the pub owner.

1454
01:04:45,081 --> 01:04:45,414
The wife.

1455
01:04:45,414 --> 01:04:48,150
So it's astronomically.

1456
01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:49,352
Helena. Sorry.

1457
01:04:49,352 --> 01:04:54,757
Bizarre that that that happened, like,
I don't know, a million miles.

1458
01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:55,892
Away. Right.

1459
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,327
And then they all end up
in the same place?

1460
01:04:58,327 --> 01:04:59,862
No, because it was in Costa.

1461
01:04:59,862 --> 01:05:01,397
It was in Costa.

1462
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:06,035
It was like ten miles away, you know,
in the big city where all the cons happen.

1463
01:05:06,068 --> 01:05:07,970
My wife has died.

1464
01:05:07,970 --> 01:05:11,207
And so I'm going to move 50 miles away.

1465
01:05:11,307 --> 01:05:13,643
Yeah. From the big city to own a pub.

1466
01:05:13,643 --> 01:05:17,947
So why,
why couldn't they say Bedford or Hull?

1467
01:05:18,014 --> 01:05:21,117
Let's move to Wales
and really have a change of scenery.

1468
01:05:21,117 --> 01:05:22,818
So no. He's got to.

1469
01:05:22,818 --> 01:05:26,956
All up in the duck in Dog. Pub. Yes.

1470
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:28,090
It's not what it's called.

1471
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,792
It's the Red Lion. Yes.

1472
01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:34,931
So Collina died
because of Bert and Elis con.

1473
01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:37,300
Because she saw. It. Yeah. Yeah.

1474
01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,802
And now Bertram is back.

1475
01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:41,037
Eli snaps.

1476
01:05:41,037 --> 01:05:43,606
His son is infatuated with the buck.

1477
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,541
He got it. All. He's throwing his life.

1478
01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:47,143
Does it all for Ludo.

1479
01:05:47,143 --> 01:05:50,246
Eli loses it kills Bertram. Right.

1480
01:05:50,246 --> 01:05:53,382
But Venetia is sitting secretly
in the woods,

1481
01:05:53,382 --> 01:05:58,120
eating sandwiches or whatever, and sees
all of it and is desperate for money

1482
01:05:58,154 --> 01:06:00,656
so that she can spend more money
to solve a puzzle

1483
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:04,760
where there's really no prize
and get money from throwing good money,

1484
01:06:04,760 --> 01:06:08,831
bad money after worse money,
embezzled money stolen money anyway.

1485
01:06:08,831 --> 01:06:12,601
So she blackmails Eli, and Eli says,
I'll give you the final page,

1486
01:06:12,601 --> 01:06:14,737
which she thinks will help her
solve the puzzle.

1487
01:06:14,737 --> 01:06:18,007
If you meet me right,
Sebastian just happens to be

1488
01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:22,244
in a drunken state of sleepiness
laying down in a pew in his own church

1489
01:06:22,478 --> 01:06:27,450
and overhears this arrangement
so he knows that Eli told Vinny.

1490
01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,051
And so. His mother.

1491
01:06:29,051 --> 01:06:30,486
Reverend Brad.

1492
01:06:30,486 --> 01:06:33,556
Decides to blackmail Eli.

1493
01:06:33,556 --> 01:06:36,225
To get the money back for the roof. Why?

1494
01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:38,694
He thinks Eli has money. I don't know.

1495
01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:39,996
I don't know.

1496
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:44,100
Because Eli's been doing work for Butt
and he's not paid him.

1497
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,203
So why would Eli have a bunch of money

1498
01:06:47,403 --> 01:06:50,406
from that really lucrative farm tea shop?

1499
01:06:50,406 --> 01:06:52,975
Never mind
the fact that his sign is. Everywhere.

1500
01:06:52,975 --> 01:06:54,577
Because he's a handyman.

1501
01:06:54,577 --> 01:06:57,580
He does all the work for all the people,
everywhere, all the time.

1502
01:06:57,646 --> 01:07:00,016
So then Reverend Butts has to die.

1503
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:00,683
Yeah, right.

1504
01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:06,389
I can only guess that if Eli had more
time, Ava really should have been next.

1505
01:07:06,455 --> 01:07:09,959
Yes, Because she knows
about the embezzlement.

1506
01:07:09,959 --> 01:07:13,362
She knows about what
Venetia has been up to.

1507
01:07:13,396 --> 01:07:13,763
Yeah.

1508
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:17,166
So I think it wouldn't take her long
to put the pieces together.

1509
01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,501
No, those. Basically.

1510
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:20,302
One sounding really stupid.

1511
01:07:20,302 --> 01:07:23,939
Basically, one by one, Eli
probably would have had to kill off

1512
01:07:23,939 --> 01:07:26,709
half the village if he really wanted
to cover everything He.

1513
01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:30,046
Already. Does kill. The villain.

1514
01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:32,214
He's going to have to knock off
some more people.

1515
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:35,317
I think, like,
you know, Joe at the pub might be next.

1516
01:07:35,317 --> 01:07:36,018
I don't know.

1517
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:41,791
Joe is such a total red herring because
he actually has a motive and didn't.

1518
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:42,825
Kill. Bertram.

1519
01:07:42,825 --> 01:07:48,297
No, He is a poor man
whose wife was killed by a scam.

1520
01:07:48,297 --> 01:07:52,435
Yeah, he has every reason
to want to take him down, and he doesn't.

1521
01:07:52,435 --> 01:07:54,770
He makes him sit in the quiz chair
and everything.

1522
01:07:54,770 --> 01:07:58,774
Why does Joe's daughter
Scarlet have a term in the church?

1523
01:07:58,774 --> 01:08:01,310
I don't know. And once I was.

1524
01:08:01,310 --> 01:08:04,880
So angry with her,
it has to do with Oxford.

1525
01:08:05,014 --> 01:08:06,549
She's going to go to Oxford.

1526
01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:08,517
Because Bertram got in.

1527
01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:11,153
How on earth could that.

1528
01:08:11,153 --> 01:08:12,822
What sway does he have?

1529
01:08:12,822 --> 01:08:13,823
I don't know.

1530
01:08:13,823 --> 01:08:16,759
Well, he's a famous author of Seeker.

1531
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,294
Okay, but.

1532
01:08:18,294 --> 01:08:22,231
Okay, I'm going to tell you,
there's a thing that we haven't mentioned

1533
01:08:22,298 --> 01:08:27,603
how bonkers Pluto is in the conspiracy hut
written on the board.

1534
01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:29,572
Did you see the thing about the wheels?

1535
01:08:29,572 --> 01:08:34,977
No. Written in all capital letters
underlined three times with lines

1536
01:08:34,977 --> 01:08:42,351
radiating from it is the phrase
All the wheels on the bus are square.

1537
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:43,419
Are they?

1538
01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:44,520
I don't know.

1539
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,922
I tried to see. Pull up the picture.

1540
01:08:46,922 --> 01:08:48,824
I have the screenshot in the folder

1541
01:08:48,824 --> 01:08:51,393
which we will share with all of you
if it has square.

1542
01:08:51,393 --> 01:08:53,496
I didn't notice. They are not.

1543
01:08:53,496 --> 01:08:56,499
Mark has pulled up the screenshot
to confirm the wheels in the bus

1544
01:08:56,732 --> 01:09:00,236
go round and round.

1545
01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:02,004
That is where we are left.

1546
01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:05,207
This is crazy and say that was.

1547
01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:06,142
Just imagine.

1548
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:10,513
Though if it was your job to decorate the
the seeker shack. Yes.

1549
01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:11,413
You know.

1550
01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,983
Okay, we've done the illustrations
for this fake book.

1551
01:09:13,983 --> 01:09:15,184
We're going to blow them up.

1552
01:09:15,184 --> 01:09:17,319
Some should be in black and white,
some should be in color.

1553
01:09:17,319 --> 01:09:20,222
PIN them up all over the place
and then doodle on them

1554
01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:22,291
as if you're trying to solve
a mystery circle.

1555
01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:26,428
Random things draw arrows between things
that go together, that don't go together.

1556
01:09:26,595 --> 01:09:28,063
Let's have a map.

1557
01:09:28,063 --> 01:09:30,199
let's put a on his desk and circle

1558
01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:34,336
like entire continent on the globe,
as if those are the hotspots.

1559
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:36,438
I'm telling you, the very first question

1560
01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:43,279
for Miss Chloe Ferry is
what is up with the wheels on the bus?

1561
01:09:43,379 --> 01:09:44,813
They are running round.

1562
01:09:44,813 --> 01:09:46,215
They're not square.

1563
01:09:46,215 --> 01:09:49,185
Okay, Sarah, there's another problem.

1564
01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:49,618
Okay?

1565
01:09:49,618 --> 01:09:51,420
And I want to make this clear.

1566
01:09:51,420 --> 01:09:53,389
We love episode.

1567
01:09:53,389 --> 01:09:55,424
yeah, obviously.

1568
01:09:55,424 --> 01:09:58,394
Okay. 24 years ago, my wife died.

1569
01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,995
That's a traumatic event.

1570
01:09:59,995 --> 01:10:04,934
She died because a man sold her
a fake gas detector.

1571
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,268
That should have saved her life.

1572
01:10:06,268 --> 01:10:07,803
He went to prison.

1573
01:10:07,803 --> 01:10:09,605
There was a trial.

1574
01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:12,875
At the very least,
at least a sentencing hearing.

1575
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:13,809
Because he goes to.

1576
01:10:13,809 --> 01:10:16,745
He goes up the pokey for a few years.
Yeah.

1577
01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:21,183
Would I have not had
that man's face burned into my memory?

1578
01:10:21,183 --> 01:10:26,822
So that when he walks into my pub, ten,
15, whatever number of years later you'd.

1579
01:10:26,822 --> 01:10:29,525
Still recognize.
I would instantly recognize.

1580
01:10:29,525 --> 01:10:29,858
Mark.

1581
01:10:29,858 --> 01:10:34,863
He's changed his name
from to Bertram. Duh.

1582
01:10:34,930 --> 01:10:39,001
that completely, completely changes
everything.

1583
01:10:39,001 --> 01:10:40,836
I forgot about that.

1584
01:10:40,836 --> 01:10:43,272
He Says he wouldn't recognize him.

1585
01:10:43,272 --> 01:10:44,240
He'd say, You.

1586
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:47,042
Look a lot
like the guy who killed my wife.

1587
01:10:47,042 --> 01:10:48,477
And he says, hello.

1588
01:10:48,477 --> 01:10:51,981
My name is Robert Jewel or Bertram? Jewel.

1589
01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:54,116
well,
then you're not him. Okay, never mind.

1590
01:10:54,116 --> 01:10:55,050
Do you have a twin brother?

1591
01:10:55,050 --> 01:10:56,051
Do you know?

1592
01:10:56,051 --> 01:11:00,789
Okay, when Ava goes to talk to Eli's wife?

1593
01:11:00,856 --> 01:11:02,925
She husband's dead.

1594
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:05,728
She is out of money. Yep. She.

1595
01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:07,663
Her mother in law's also dead. Yes.

1596
01:11:07,663 --> 01:11:11,433
She had a pretend affair,
and her last name is. But.

1597
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:14,903
Okay. This woman has problems. Yes.

1598
01:11:14,970 --> 01:11:16,505
And Eli's wife goes,

1599
01:11:16,505 --> 01:11:22,144
You can have Bertram. Old

1600
01:11:22,211 --> 01:11:24,413
man is three days.

1601
01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:25,180
Dead.

1602
01:11:25,180 --> 01:11:27,950
Cheap gives away his room. Danny.

1603
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:30,719
So ready for him to be out of her house.

1604
01:11:30,719 --> 01:11:32,221
I'm sure she's already stripped

1605
01:11:32,221 --> 01:11:35,591
everything out of his room
and taken his pictures off the wall.

1606
01:11:35,658 --> 01:11:37,092
I gotcha. I hope she has.

1607
01:11:37,092 --> 01:11:42,031
If not, Ava has to move into the rooms
with a picture of the dead guy

1608
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:43,532
that she pretended to have an affair

1609
01:11:43,532 --> 01:11:47,303
with peeking around a brick wall
looking at her all night.

1610
01:11:47,403 --> 01:11:50,072
I hope Danny's cleaned it out.

1611
01:11:50,072 --> 01:11:52,174
Who would put that in escrow?

1612
01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:55,110
How traumatic would that be?

1613
01:11:55,110 --> 01:11:58,981
Well, we're going to get to some drama,
because after the episode,

1614
01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:00,616
there is a lot of trauma.

1615
01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:05,154
Danny is going to be kind of
like needing a shoulder to cry on anyway

1616
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:07,923
because her husband's
going to go to prison forever

1617
01:12:07,923 --> 01:12:13,562
and her son is now whack a doodle
because his dad killed his biggest hero

1618
01:12:13,562 --> 01:12:16,565
or whatever, and he's never going to know
where the treasure was

1619
01:12:16,565 --> 01:12:20,536
or if there was
a treasure. And that's done.

1620
01:12:20,636 --> 01:12:23,639
And, you know, Ava
and Danny can just sit around drinking.

1621
01:12:23,639 --> 01:12:25,908
Okay. Your husband killed my husband.

1622
01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:26,642
Let's be friends.

1623
01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:28,510
I did it all for the Ludo.

1624
01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:32,681
Okay,

1625
01:12:32,748 --> 01:12:35,150
But then Sarah wins the quiz.

1626
01:12:35,150 --> 01:12:35,951
Okay.

1627
01:12:35,951 --> 01:12:41,390
As soon as I saw the quiz at the end,
I had a problem.

1628
01:12:41,490 --> 01:12:42,291
Okay.

1629
01:12:42,291 --> 01:12:44,460
I know Caan is a smart man.

1630
01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:47,596
He tells us over and over again
he's a smart man.

1631
01:12:47,696 --> 01:12:48,397
He wears a bow tie.

1632
01:12:48,397 --> 01:12:48,997
Some uses.

1633
01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:50,632
Fancy language. Yep.

1634
01:12:50,632 --> 01:12:53,302
His strop is called strings.

1635
01:12:53,302 --> 01:12:55,871
I know. Caan's collectibles.

1636
01:12:55,871 --> 01:12:56,805
He can't spell, but he.

1637
01:12:56,805 --> 01:12:58,907
Can't collect doubles.

1638
01:12:58,907 --> 01:13:01,076
From collectibles.

1639
01:13:01,076 --> 01:13:02,444
Never mind. That.

1640
01:13:02,444 --> 01:13:03,512
Okay, This.

1641
01:13:03,512 --> 01:13:06,482
Quiz that he got banned for.

1642
01:13:06,482 --> 01:13:08,384
For being too smart.

1643
01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:11,553
The owner,
the pub owner now begs him to come back.

1644
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:15,557
Why does the pub owner beg him
to come. Back so Sarah doesn't run it?

1645
01:13:15,557 --> 01:13:15,924
I guess.

1646
01:13:15,924 --> 01:13:19,862
I guess an instant he's in the final.

1647
01:13:19,895 --> 01:13:23,298
If I was in the other round,
I would be so pissed.

1648
01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:24,433
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

1649
01:13:24,433 --> 01:13:27,936
Everybody else has a full
on another reason to be pissed off.

1650
01:13:28,103 --> 01:13:31,974
The detective who's
solving a murder in the village for which

1651
01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:36,478
Joe is a key suspect,
his wife is somehow in the lead.

1652
01:13:36,578 --> 01:13:38,380
Him Sarah.

1653
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,450
You suspicious dog?

1654
01:13:41,550 --> 01:13:43,552
Not suspicious at all.

1655
01:13:43,552 --> 01:13:44,920
All of this.

1656
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:47,055
You know who solves the puzzle?

1657
01:13:47,055 --> 01:13:49,625
It can't be any of people or suspicious.

1658
01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:51,660
She's, you know, winning the quiz.

1659
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,496
I'm not saying Sarah is not smart
and she's not studying really art.

1660
01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:55,831
She doesn't deserve to win.

1661
01:13:55,831 --> 01:13:58,801
She gets the last question wrong
as far as I'm concerned.

1662
01:13:58,901 --> 01:14:00,102
I'll talk about that in a second.

1663
01:14:00,102 --> 01:14:03,839
But she should not
she should have excused herself from this

1664
01:14:03,906 --> 01:14:06,008
as soon as
there was a murder or three. Yes.

1665
01:14:06,008 --> 01:14:08,610
Never mind
the fact that everywhere is a crime scene.

1666
01:14:08,610 --> 01:14:11,146
Stop going to villages
where there have been murders

1667
01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:15,751
to have your little extra activities
while your child is mysteriously away.

1668
01:14:15,818 --> 01:14:18,554
That's why Barnabas
having breakfast at 915.

1669
01:14:18,554 --> 01:14:20,823
They're sleeping in because they don't
have to get the kid to school.

1670
01:14:20,823 --> 01:14:21,924
There we go.

1671
01:14:21,924 --> 01:14:25,093
I No, let me tell you
why she gets the last question wrong.

1672
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,895
Okay, so there's a tie.

1673
01:14:26,895 --> 01:14:29,598
And then they ask the last question,
which is.

1674
01:14:29,598 --> 01:14:30,632
Marge, Mirror.

1675
01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,068
Mudd's mirrors is. An anagram of.

1676
01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:34,470
Which I instantly,

1677
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:38,774
the moment I saw the sign for competition,
I was like, That's midsummer.

1678
01:14:38,774 --> 01:14:47,683
Yes. The real answer, though,
really should be sur modem ceremony. Yes,

1679
01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:48,550
that's the writing.

1680
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:51,553
The inventor of the modem. Modem.

1681
01:14:51,587 --> 01:14:55,224
So Leslie Modem
Midsummer's completely made up her modem.

1682
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:56,158
Real words.

1683
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,092
Real person. So.

1684
01:14:57,092 --> 01:14:58,494
Leslie Modem. Yeah.

1685
01:14:58,494 --> 01:15:00,095
Amber's 1968.

1686
01:15:00,095 --> 01:15:03,031
He's probably you know Amber's in B.

1687
01:15:03,031 --> 01:15:06,869
Probably yes Duke modem.

1688
01:15:06,935 --> 01:15:08,337
Best corpse.

1689
01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:09,271
Okay.

1690
01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:13,141
By far the best corpse has to be Bertram.

1691
01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:13,809
You think so?

1692
01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:17,613
Because he sits there in the ground
Now, they made it

1693
01:15:17,613 --> 01:15:20,649
so that he wasn't
being compressed by the earth.

1694
01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:22,251
No, really, They.

1695
01:15:22,251 --> 01:15:24,720
Didn't really bury the actor alive.

1696
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,723
Somebody had to dig a hole that he's
standing.

1697
01:15:27,756 --> 01:15:30,726
Okay.

1698
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:32,528
I don't agree with you.

1699
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,630
I think the rib butts is the best one.

1700
01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:35,931
Correct.

1701
01:15:35,931 --> 01:15:39,401
Well, why are we blessed
with an episode with the RAF?

1702
01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:44,239
But because he has to kneel and hang
his head.

1703
01:15:44,239 --> 01:15:45,674
His legs are going to slap you.

1704
01:15:45,674 --> 01:15:48,210
No, no, no.
He's in a lotus position. Okay?

1705
01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,779
So he has to okay.
His Legs are still going to sleep.

1706
01:15:50,779 --> 01:15:52,881
I'm sorry. They're still going to sleep.

1707
01:15:52,881 --> 01:15:56,518
And he has to hang his head
and be perfectly still.

1708
01:15:56,518 --> 01:15:57,252
That's true.

1709
01:15:57,252 --> 01:15:59,388
Like he's
not even allowed to lay down and be still.

1710
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:01,156
Yeah, that's hard.

1711
01:16:01,156 --> 01:16:02,224
What the person.

1712
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,060
And then. And he's wet. SELINA Kyle.

1713
01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:07,930
Selina Kyle.

1714
01:16:07,996 --> 01:16:10,933
SELINA But her name is Selina Caddell.

1715
01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:13,936
Selina Caddell. Finished. Not winning.

1716
01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:15,671
she got the best gig of all.

1717
01:16:15,671 --> 01:16:18,140
She got to get killed
and not even have to play it.

1718
01:16:18,140 --> 01:16:19,508
You know, there's a dummy.

1719
01:16:19,508 --> 01:16:24,613
Now. Now, let's recall
she is in episode one

1720
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:28,283
where she commits suicide in cell.

1721
01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:31,019
Her death is not shown. No.

1722
01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:33,755
The second episode,
she's in Midsomer Life.

1723
01:16:33,755 --> 01:16:36,224
She gets killed in the dryer.
She gets killed in the dryer.

1724
01:16:36,224 --> 01:16:40,529
We investigated that and clearly
pointed out it's a picture of her.

1725
01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:41,730
Yes. Okay.

1726
01:16:41,730 --> 01:16:42,998
So she's not in the dryer.

1727
01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:46,702
She never shows up as a dead body.

1728
01:16:46,735 --> 01:16:50,405
Selina gets her way every time
and doesn't actually have to.

1729
01:16:50,405 --> 01:16:52,774
Be a corpse. She's smart.

1730
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:57,446
She has some of the most dramatic deaths
without having to play a corpse.

1731
01:16:57,512 --> 01:16:58,246
that's clever.

1732
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:03,251
In episode one, Tom Barnaby is so mad
because she commits suicide.

1733
01:17:03,251 --> 01:17:07,022
Yeah. Because he knows
what's going on. But yeah.

1734
01:17:07,089 --> 01:17:07,723
okay.

1735
01:17:07,723 --> 01:17:11,360
After the show.

1736
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:12,227
Well, Danny

1737
01:17:12,227 --> 01:17:15,430
and Ava are going to do
kind of a Thelma and Louise thing.

1738
01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:21,036
Okay, well, what about
what is Ludo going to do with his life?

1739
01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:23,171
He's going to have to get over it, okay?

1740
01:17:23,171 --> 01:17:28,243
And probably spend his time
creating what Sica should have been.

1741
01:17:28,377 --> 01:17:29,811
That's what he should do.

1742
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:32,681
Because he spent all this time trying to
solve puzzles that don't have a solution.

1743
01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:35,217
But he has no money
to put up an actual prize.

1744
01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:37,953
No, but maybe he can find a publisher
who would agree to do it

1745
01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:41,857
because he's got a good story
about being so close to the author.

1746
01:17:41,857 --> 01:17:42,824
And the author died.

1747
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:45,494
So now he's going to create something
to replace it.

1748
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:46,161
Maybe.

1749
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,597
And I've got a book for him
called Puzzle Craft.

1750
01:17:48,597 --> 01:17:50,932
That he can use
if he needs to write the puzzle.

1751
01:17:50,932 --> 01:17:51,900
Things come up with that.

1752
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,169
Look what it. Looks just like. SEAGER
okay.

1753
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,071
I think that would be a great thing
for him to do.

1754
01:17:56,071 --> 01:17:57,739
Scarlet's going to go to Oxford?

1755
01:17:57,739 --> 01:18:02,110
Yeah, Joe's going to run the pub,
that's all great.

1756
01:18:02,110 --> 01:18:04,780
Con's going to run his thing. Yeah.

1757
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:08,984
I feel sorry for one person
who who's not in the episode,

1758
01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:14,122
but I feel sorry for this person who So
there has to be a new Rav in that parish.

1759
01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:15,190
Yeah.

1760
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:17,959
And that Rav has got to look at the books

1761
01:18:17,959 --> 01:18:21,630
and explain
to the archbishop of that diocese.

1762
01:18:21,630 --> 01:18:23,465
That was embezzling what's.

1763
01:18:23,465 --> 01:18:25,133
Going on with that church.

1764
01:18:25,133 --> 01:18:27,803
And that is going to be
a hard conversation.

1765
01:18:27,803 --> 01:18:29,971
Yeah,
but they aren't responsive for it at all.

1766
01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:34,776
No, but still, as a man of God,
you got to feel bad.

1767
01:18:35,010 --> 01:18:35,777
You have to.

1768
01:18:35,777 --> 01:18:40,115
You have to look at your boss and say,
Boss, the mother and son

1769
01:18:40,182 --> 01:18:41,416
stole all the money.

1770
01:18:41,416 --> 01:18:45,320
But the archbishop God. But

1771
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:47,389
I always knew he was.

1772
01:18:47,389 --> 01:18:48,390
But I just.

1773
01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:53,228
Hope they don't blame, Ava, because it's
not her fault she's a victim in all of it.

1774
01:18:53,295 --> 01:18:58,133
She's not very sharp
and doesn't really have anything now, so.

1775
01:18:58,133 --> 01:19:01,937
And the publishers can clearly drop
this book.

1776
01:19:02,037 --> 01:19:03,105
A ten foot pole.

1777
01:19:03,105 --> 01:19:05,240
Drop it like it's hot. Yeah.

1778
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,676
Drop it like a ten foot pole. Yes.

1779
01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:07,976
Don't you.

1780
01:19:07,976 --> 01:19:10,345
Going to cross that bridge
when it. Catches your wife?

1781
01:19:10,345 --> 01:19:13,515
Know what? That me?

1782
01:19:13,615 --> 01:19:15,150
my gosh.

1783
01:19:15,150 --> 01:19:17,385
That is season 24.

1784
01:19:17,385 --> 01:19:19,187
Episode two Book of the Dead.

1785
01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:20,155
I hope you enjoyed it.

1786
01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:21,556
We certainly did.

1787
01:19:21,556 --> 01:19:24,526
Did we do all of the watch?

1788
01:19:24,526 --> 01:19:27,362
Like amazing.
We did. Okay. And we did our.

1789
01:19:27,362 --> 01:19:33,802
Next will be number three of season 24,
which is claws out.

1790
01:19:33,902 --> 01:19:35,837
There will be many pets. Yes. Maybe.

1791
01:19:35,837 --> 01:19:39,641
Maybe we can have all of guest star
detectives.

1792
01:19:39,641 --> 01:19:42,477
All of the pet detective. Yeah.

1793
01:19:42,477 --> 01:19:44,246
Catch up on
all the socials were everywhere.

1794
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,747
You know where we are? Yes.

1795
01:19:45,747 --> 01:19:47,415
Let us know what you thought
of the episode.

1796
01:19:47,415 --> 01:19:52,687
You so much for all your suggestions
and emails and all that wonderful stuff.

1797
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:55,524
You are all fantastic. We read it all.

1798
01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:56,191
Stay warm.

1799
01:19:56,191 --> 01:19:58,293
Yes. Cold front going. Cold front.

1800
01:19:58,293 --> 01:20:01,163
If you're in North America,
you're dealing with it.

1801
01:20:01,163 --> 01:20:02,197
That's cold in England.

1802
01:20:02,197 --> 01:20:04,966
To all my boaters
are dealing with cold, Cold.

1803
01:20:04,966 --> 01:20:07,536
I watch a lot of long boat videos.

1804
01:20:07,536 --> 01:20:10,071
Through YouTube canal boat videos? Yep.

1805
01:20:10,071 --> 01:20:11,740
Stay warm. Stay happy.

1806
01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:30,292
We'll see you next
week. Bye, maniac. Bye, maniac.

1807
01:20:30,392 --> 01:20:33,929
Davina is in the woods and sees this.

1808
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:38,667
Why is the Nisha Vinny, Veena, Vinny Asha.