Stonks Gone Wrong

August 22, 2025: Markets reacted to mixed signals regarding Federal Reserve policy, with analysts like JPM's David Kelly suggesting a 50 basis point rate cut could be on the table. Job data released has been pivotal in shaping expectations for future rate decisions. Furniture company stocks declined as former President Trump announced a probe into furniture imports, hinting at potential tariffs. Meanwhile, Intel secured a 10% stake from the U.S. government, raising questions about future investments in the chip sector. Investors are advised to stay vigilant as developments unfold. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.

What is Stonks Gone Wrong?

A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.