Speaker 1: Welcome back. No, no, welcome back. It's a beardless dickless me. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2: Kevin's and I'm the other one, Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: I mean you could say co host.
Speaker 2: The other one one.
Speaker 1: I am the one who sits out the gate, outside
Speaker 1: the gates forever alone. I am Solitude. I am the
Speaker 1: fallen Angel. I am Lucifer.
Speaker 2: What was that show? The Other two? What it was called?
Speaker 2: That's such a smart idea.
Speaker 1: The Other two was a sitcom that ran for like
Speaker 1: three years. I don't know to sitcom like comedy comedy,
Speaker 1: and it was about a younger sibling of three who
Speaker 1: gets like super famous, and the other two referred to
Speaker 1: his older brother and sister. I remember when I came out,
Speaker 1: my uncle your uncle Don my brother was just like,
Speaker 1: have you heard of this show? I was like have you?
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, I mean we live it.
Speaker 2: He's like, I fucking missed my opportunities the.
Speaker 1: Window all right, man, In the format of this show,
Speaker 1: technically your time to take over. However, I do want
Speaker 1: to state for the record that I will be obsessively
Speaker 1: checking my phone now. It's not because your content isn't
Speaker 1: a music Oh, that was a long put. I was
Speaker 1: trying to think of how to phrase this. I am
Speaker 1: in them that I have three auctions coming to a close.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I don't want to miss these.
Speaker 1: There are three very unfindable I haven't seen him before
Speaker 1: Bowwinkle pieces. I'm only comfortable talking about them now because
Speaker 1: they by the time this air is the auction will
Speaker 1: because otherwise you get people who are like, look, I
Speaker 1: hate this guy, and they go and bit it up
Speaker 1: and shit like that. Now. One is a piece that's
Speaker 1: standard Rocky and Bowwinkle pairing, like animated cell but it's
Speaker 1: signed by June four A and Bill Scott, voice of
Speaker 1: Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's not personalized, it's just signed by them.
Speaker 1: But it says like love Rocky, and it's like, come on,
Speaker 1: I could pass that off. It's like she gave this
Speaker 1: to me in person. I met her when I was
Speaker 1: a child. So that's one. The other is like a
Speaker 1: fucking one of a kind. It is a little animated
Speaker 1: Rocky painted Rocky on a cell holding his hand like
Speaker 1: this and into the emptiness. They put a check from
Speaker 1: Jay Ward Production. It's an actual check that was written
Speaker 1: way back in the day and it's signed by June Fouri,
Speaker 1: Bill Scott and Bill Hurts, who is an artist.
Speaker 2: Sounds pretty one of a kind.
Speaker 1: You could it's like a piece of history, or you
Speaker 1: could replace it. I could put any check in there.
Speaker 1: I could put that sundance check that is framed.
Speaker 2: That's cute. Okay, all right, I see I see your point.
Speaker 1: So that's I don't want someone sniping that from under
Speaker 1: me because I was bidding on that. I was bidding
Speaker 1: on a Bullwinkle and a nothing a sleeve like pulling
Speaker 1: something out of his hat, and a deadly do right
Speaker 1: like that was only like two hundred and fifty bucks, Like, really,
Speaker 1: fucking that's a good price for this. Mostly like some
Speaker 1: cat tried to sell me a fucking Peabody in Sherman
Speaker 1: for eight hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, what may I ask your max?
Speaker 1: It depends what it is. If it's a well first
Speaker 1: off Peabody in Sherman, I like, but I'm I'm there
Speaker 1: for Rocky and Bullwinkle. All the adjacent friends have their place,
Speaker 1: So in that order, it's like, well, do I really
Speaker 1: want to blow eight hundred bucks on Peabody and Sherman
Speaker 1: when there's a Bullwinkle bank that I've been denying myself
Speaker 1: for four hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, you have a point, see.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying. I try to, you know, I try to.
Speaker 1: Fucking I mark the ones. I like that way if
Speaker 1: somebody's been on them, I could get in there if
Speaker 1: I have to ship So I make decisions. Man, I
Speaker 1: don't just fucking spray it like fucking rapid fire and whatnot.
Speaker 1: I'm judicious, Okay. So I was bidding on a statehood
Speaker 1: for Mussylvania. Jay Ward at one point ran He was
Speaker 1: a big promoter, self promoter, kind of like myself, and
Speaker 1: at one point he ran the Statehood for Musylvania campaign.
Speaker 1: He Musylvania was this fictional island between Canada and the US.
Speaker 1: They're saying it real it is, and it began in
Speaker 1: the cartoon as a fictional island that neither Canada nor
Speaker 1: the US would claim and pushed from side to side.
Speaker 1: But it was an heirloom of bullwinkles and stuff, so
Speaker 1: it was part of a story. And then jay Ward
Speaker 1: devised this Statehood for Mussylvania campaign where they outfitted a
Speaker 1: bus and went across the country getting signatures necessary to
Speaker 1: designate to go to the White House and present it
Speaker 1: this long before nowadays online what.
Speaker 2: Is it like petition or what's changed dot org or yeah,
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 1: Things where you can just jump on and like get
Speaker 1: a billion signatures and shit, dude, actually did it in
Speaker 1: live appearances, like like a campaign stomp and shit like that.
Speaker 1: Got to Washington, got to the White House and was like,
Speaker 1: we're here to see the president. And the president was
Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy who had a good sense of humor,
Speaker 1: so it was not like unheard of that he might
Speaker 1: entertain it and see it as a photo opportunity and
Speaker 1: shit like that, and Rocky Bowl winkles were very very popular.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Problem as it gets to the White
Speaker 1: House and they're like, turn this van around and get
Speaker 1: the fuck off the property now, or you're gonna get shot.
Speaker 2: That is what happened. Yeah, that's the sad ending to them.
Speaker 1: And they were like what what what like do it?
Speaker 1: The President is seeing nobody get out of here, So
Speaker 1: they got out of here and then they found out
Speaker 1: when they got out of there, it was the day
Speaker 1: of the Cuban missile crisis. Oh my god. So the
Speaker 1: president was sitting in the White House figuring out whether
Speaker 1: we were going to go to nuclear war with Russia,
Speaker 1: and Jay Ward and his friends were like state Hud,
Speaker 1: like you fucking clowns, You're gonna fucking get the fucking Yeah,
Speaker 1: very bad time. So there's it been. Anyway, There's a
Speaker 1: brochure that he produced that he would give out for
Speaker 1: Minsylvania statehood from Barsylvania. So it was, you know, it
Speaker 1: was a pamphlet. But I was like, it's worth twenty
Speaker 1: fucking bucks. Twenty five bucks. Yeah, somebody this morning out
Speaker 1: bid me. And I feel this is such an obscure
Speaker 1: item that I'm not going to blame the seller. But
Speaker 1: I don't think there was a genuine enthusiast who bit.
Speaker 1: But that means that somebody, maybe I'm paranoid, maybe I'm not,
Speaker 1: but somebody could be watching my auctions and artificially, you know,
Speaker 1: goosen them up under your name. No, but I do
Speaker 1: talk about my fandom. I put up an Instagram post
Speaker 1: the other day, for example. Somebody put something up the
Speaker 1: day after that Instagram post that was so insanely cheap
Speaker 1: that I felt like I was being fished. I was like,
Speaker 1: I believe This was put here just for me into
Speaker 1: response in response to what I said recently on Instagram,
Speaker 1: and may I ask, am I crazy?
Speaker 2: I'm also crazy? So it checks out for me.
Speaker 1: That sound but easy like you? I mean, does that
Speaker 1: like sound like dad you're paranoid? I mean yes, But
Speaker 1: I also you don't fuck with eBay that much. It's
Speaker 1: a blood sport out there, it really is. It's gotten
Speaker 1: less so because back in the day you can only
Speaker 1: bid against other people. But now there's like a buy
Speaker 1: now option. Shit, don't have to be that.
Speaker 2: Plus that was my question. Why if it was so cheap,
Speaker 2: you just had to get a few extra bucks off
Speaker 2: cheap home of cheap, or you couldn't put up the twenty.
Speaker 1: You know how to rich? Stay richay, hold on every
Speaker 1: fucking penny. That's what I've learned hanging out in this
Speaker 1: fucking damn shit. So I'm trying to do the same thing. Man.
Speaker 1: Every nickel spins because I got dependence once in a while,
Speaker 1: like yeah, oh yeah, my two daughters. So in any event, yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried it. Also, that's part of the fun, Like
Speaker 1: it ain't fun if it's just like, Okay, buye whatever
Speaker 1: I want, then I'm fucking elon Musk and christ. I
Speaker 1: don't want that, oh god. So it's on to be
Speaker 1: like Haggle even more fun. It's like when I buy
Speaker 1: shit on Facebook Marketplace and I pick it up, Like yesterday,
Speaker 1: I picked up a Life and Help Matt Groening print
Speaker 1: that was the strip from Life and Hell. Matt Graning
Speaker 1: made this strip before the Simpsons called Life and Help
Speaker 1: as the rabbits been going bomb going you see. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've seen them crudely drawn rabbits with overbites. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: He did that in the Village Voice and the La
Speaker 1: Weekly and all the independent papers and ship and so
Speaker 1: this one strip was like you know, how to survive
Speaker 1: La or survivor the ways you can die in LA.
Speaker 1: And it was like murder, earthquake, fucking just everything, all
Speaker 1: grizzly and shit. But the last two were failure and
Speaker 1: the last second to last was failure and the last
Speaker 1: one was success. And the panels are the exact same
Speaker 1: that one hits I was published in nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know what that's worth? The
Speaker 1: drive fifty bucks? You got it, and I've never seen
Speaker 1: it before, So I mean, I've never seen this piece
Speaker 1: before I'd seen the strip years ago. So I go
Speaker 1: to pick it up and like, I missed the first
Speaker 1: fucking thing. I went to the wrong place and shit.
Speaker 1: So I was supposed to meet him in the valley.
Speaker 1: So the next day I had to meet him and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm going to be in the Sawtel area.
Speaker 1: So I went over to the Sawtel area. You did
Speaker 1: thirty five minute drive.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: When I when I don't fuck around on Facebook marketplace,
Speaker 1: I go to the marketplace. You really put the maskin
Speaker 1: on my arm and I go to the mine I
Speaker 1: am going. So I pull up and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm at the address and it was like a corner,
Speaker 1: which is always like sketch.
Speaker 2: That's so.
Speaker 1: But he was like, I'll be out in the second.
Speaker 1: I'm just finishing an email and shit. So I had
Speaker 1: the dogs with me, so I took him out and
Speaker 1: started walking around the area, right around like where I
Speaker 1: was parking, and then I see the dude e Merge
Speaker 1: from one of the homes and I know it's him
Speaker 1: because he's carrying this big fucking print. And then he
Speaker 1: sees me and the dogs and he goes, oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was the name it is you.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, a fucking Facebook market place, Like, motherfucker, man,
Speaker 1: Oh my, this is so weird. You know, I'm he
Speaker 1: really and you know, he told me he was also
Speaker 1: in the business and whatnot. But he told me about
Speaker 1: the peace and he goes. I was like, I've never
Speaker 1: seen anything like this. He goes, I had just made
Speaker 1: myself this strip when we first moved to Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: but where I live with my girlfriend now there's no
Speaker 1: place to hang it and stuff. He was like, I
Speaker 1: never hung it. That's bout of plastic still on, so
Speaker 1: it's not homemade, but generated. He took the artwork to
Speaker 1: a canvas place. They put it on the campus. He goes,
Speaker 1: but I, this is one of my favorites life and hell.
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you Because he was young,
Speaker 1: he's like your age. I was like, how fuck do
Speaker 1: you know? Life and life and hell and stuff? He goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is one of my favorites. But everybody knows this one.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is the one that James Brooks saw
Speaker 1: in the LA Weekly when he was like, huh, let's
Speaker 1: meet with Mac Greening and it led to the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: That's crazy nuts.
Speaker 1: So I was like, excellent fucking choice and shit, so
Speaker 1: I did. I drove and I picked it up. And
Speaker 1: part of the fun of Facebook Marketplace is just to
Speaker 1: show up and have people be like, what, like, why
Speaker 1: you you?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: I could have charged more, you asked to pay less,
Speaker 1: but I like, yesterday.
Speaker 2: You were haggling led you.
Speaker 1: I saw your house on the internet. I uh. I
Speaker 1: like the piece that I bought was fifty, but since
Speaker 1: I missed them the day before, like, I gave sixty
Speaker 1: because I was like, rather than him break fucking into twenty,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, it's all good. Nice.
Speaker 1: My man was like, I don't need your fucking tip
Speaker 1: and ripped the twenty and a half talked away. No,
Speaker 1: it was very very cool.
Speaker 2: So I would be more paranoid about about Facebook Marketplace
Speaker 2: to be. I don't want to instill paranoi in you,
Speaker 2: but that seems to be the I.
Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't talk about it. Pop. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: we can go fishing for this.
Speaker 2: Literally we can pull this man out and find him.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can we can we keep these things to ourselves?
Speaker 3: Maybe?
Speaker 1: In no way, Man, I live I live out loud
Speaker 1: as that fucking Holly Hunter movie said years ago, how's
Speaker 1: the auction doing. I'm looking at it right now. I'm
Speaker 1: so far I'm winning both all three one hour, one
Speaker 1: hour and one minute, one hour and four minutes, one
Speaker 1: hour and eight minutes. So I have to go to
Speaker 1: the periodontis after this, but before I fucking make that
Speaker 1: move or while I'm driving, oh, staring at my phone.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it right now, so if something happens,
Speaker 1: you'll know exactly what it was. I was trying to
Speaker 1: win that Rocky holding a check.
Speaker 2: I can do it for you if you want.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now. It's so beautiful it's
Speaker 1: worth dying for. Oh my god. Sometimes there's such art
Speaker 1: in the world, such beauty in that art that you're
Speaker 1: like to die for.
Speaker 2: He died because he was trying to get this eBay
Speaker 2: auction of just pull. He don't want to be late
Speaker 2: for his periodontal appoint but he's late to everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he he respects his periodont I do.
Speaker 2: Really helped him out.
Speaker 1: Daniella is not well. He's great too, doctor Z, but
Speaker 1: she I go all the time to get my teeth clean,
Speaker 1: and it's this girl. Daniella who's like your age or
Speaker 1: something like that, and uh, she's fucking I hate to
Speaker 1: get my teeth clean the whole life. But she's really
Speaker 1: good at her job. She don't even like put ship
Speaker 1: into my gums or like you know, like needle me
Speaker 1: or you put novacine in and ship because I used to.
Speaker 1: I used to like go get a teeth clean. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, ah ah, and they put my fucking jaw
Speaker 1: to sleep just so they can clean my teeth because
Speaker 1: they go up under the gums and ship like that.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with your mouth? Dirty? People telling me it's
Speaker 1: momly She would say, you've got dirty mouth, tiger. I said,
Speaker 1: it pays the bills, Mamaly, But she was like he's
Speaker 1: fucking right. So she is so good at doing it
Speaker 1: with without like putting needles into my fucking jaw line
Speaker 1: that is a pleasure to do. I tell her I
Speaker 1: would go every week, and she's like, you can't do that,
Speaker 1: It's impossible. It's like every other month is fine. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, but then if I did this every week,
Speaker 1: like I'd never have to brush my teeth. You would
Speaker 1: just be doing it for me, scraping off all the
Speaker 1: barnacles and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, all the barnacles is a horrible
Speaker 2: What else is it that.
Speaker 1: Clings plaque flack sounds like. Here's a term I've always hated,
Speaker 1: and it's a from the female word world spotting. Barnacles
Speaker 1: is so much worse. Barnicles are on teeth, But barnacles
Speaker 1: are on the bottom of boat nowhere else in life
Speaker 1: except on a maxim.
Speaker 2: When you say it in relation to your mouth, parnicles
Speaker 2: is heinous.
Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. Well, they keep telling me they like
Speaker 1: paridontal disease is heinous that too. I just saw a
Speaker 1: fucking study the other day that I saw the headline
Speaker 1: and quickly moved on that said, uh Alzheimer's in dimension
Speaker 1: possibly tied to periodontal disease, And I was like, who,
Speaker 1: no time for that? What was I thinking?
Speaker 2: Hease take care of your teeth too late?
Speaker 1: Now? I mean I am. I'm literally going to fucking
Speaker 1: get a cleaning today. I can't take any better care
Speaker 1: of my teeth than that.
Speaker 2: Why don't you get them all out and then and
Speaker 2: then get.
Speaker 1: Trust me, nature is going to do that for me.
Speaker 1: I don't have to take them all out, but doctor
Speaker 1: z Eve's and and Daniella. Their whole fucking thing is
Speaker 1: like we are we are holding this in place so far,
Speaker 1: so good, holding on by a thread, truth like truth.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna do? My parents had dentures. I've been
Speaker 1: ready for this my whole fucking life. My parents had
Speaker 1: denture when I was a child and they were in
Speaker 1: their like thirties.
Speaker 2: And ship, why what's the shots? I've never had a
Speaker 2: shot in my mouth.
Speaker 1: That's because they probably don't have to do deep cleaning
Speaker 1: with you, because you know, you fucking brush your teeth
Speaker 1: every day, take good care of teeth. So when you
Speaker 1: go in for a cleaning, they're like, I got some
Speaker 1: shit here?
Speaker 2: You got some You don't brush your teeth every day?
Speaker 1: No? No, why because I got listering. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I wake up.
Speaker 2: I fucking wonder you're calling it a barnacle?
Speaker 1: Jesus, wake up. I used my listering this ship. Later
Speaker 1: in the day. I use more listering whenever I use
Speaker 1: the stream moulti times a day. It kills nine percent
Speaker 1: of the germs, is what the bottle say?
Speaker 2: Oh it does it?
Speaker 1: I believe in advertising? Is that what led me wrong?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: My lord.
Speaker 1: Anyway, enough about me, let's hand the show over to you.
Speaker 1: It was your show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, just checking our auctions.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm making.
Speaker 1: Sure well nobody's going to steal my sunshine.
Speaker 2: Before we go into our new category, I will just
Speaker 2: put it out there once again for the people in
Speaker 2: the back. Star by Cinnamon streaming on all platforms. Yeah bye.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon is playing right now on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music,
Speaker 1: Amazon Music, and wherever you listen to your music. Download
Speaker 1: it now to people still download, thank you? Stream it now?
Speaker 1: Stream yeah, stream it all over your face, neck and chest. Now.
Speaker 2: Okay, we hit ten thousand listens today on Spotify. It's
Speaker 2: a very big milestone.
Speaker 1: Apologize for being n I just love that song so much.
Speaker 2: I just I'm so proud of you, so proud.
Speaker 1: That's awesome, bugging look at you. Man. Off to the
Speaker 1: races and ship and when's the Grammys? Mammy? Wow?
Speaker 2: Actually, now you mentioned Grammys. I'll let that take us
Speaker 2: into our first category.
Speaker 1: Were gonna talk about, Mammily, You're a Grammy.
Speaker 2: This is a game called are you an old man?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 2: Well, but how old of a man are you enough?
Speaker 1: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Questions filled with pop culture questions.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, not your Did you steal these from some
Speaker 1: fucking buzz i?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 1: Didn't you made him up yourself?
Speaker 2: I made him up myself.
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued.
Speaker 2: I looked through my Instagram and I just came up
Speaker 2: with the questions.
Speaker 1: Here, Dick lits, I need something to ask Mike here,
Speaker 1: you'll run the whole show talking.
Speaker 2: I should ask him again.
Speaker 1: You know this is that time, right, that's when the
Speaker 1: snipers come out.
Speaker 2: You have to give it till at least the end
Speaker 2: of the game.
Speaker 1: And I got to steal my sunshine. Are not going
Speaker 1: to fifty four minutes? Fifty seven and one hour, two minutes.
Speaker 1: We're good, all right, We're good.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I will ask you questions.
Speaker 1: We will see how many nineties again where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't get fucking sniped on eBay. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: We will see how many answers you have to these questions.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: If it's over fifty, you have over fifty right answers.
Speaker 1: You are not an old man. To paraphrase Nirvana, quiz
Speaker 1: me and took you a bugget second, Nirvana fan, are
Speaker 1: we big step?
Speaker 4: But uh?
Speaker 1: Okay to stretch but sometimes an art we make stretches.
Speaker 2: If you get under fifty percent, then you are an
Speaker 2: old man.
Speaker 1: All right, fair, alright, if I get over, I'm a
Speaker 1: young man at heart, middle aged man. First question, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're midd before all over.
Speaker 2: The first question. Who won the Grammy for the Best
Speaker 2: Rap Album this year for their record Alligator Bites Never.
Speaker 4: Heepoop peep boop, peep, poop poop poop.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, good job, good job.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have one.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the very popular game show
Speaker 2: that I love that is hosted by Alan Cumming?
Speaker 1: Traders? Correct, we're the Traders.
Speaker 2: Who is Timothy Shallomey currently dating Kylie Jenner? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: so far you are not an old man, bro.
Speaker 1: I mean, I won't say this in mixed company, but
Speaker 1: I am a pop culture icon. I am aware of
Speaker 1: the culture around me. I have to be. We talk
Speaker 1: about it at the weekly meeting. I remember when Tim
Speaker 1: and Kylie started dating. I was like, you kids are adorable.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I got the weekly meeting, underground meeting of the of
Speaker 2: the pop culture icons.
Speaker 1: I don't pursue this information. I live in a world
Speaker 1: of social media. For my work, I sell things online.
Speaker 1: I update my social media myself, so naturally this shit
Speaker 1: that's my alarm reminding me to check my auction. No,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to miss out. This is a
Speaker 1: one of a kind, this little Rocky holding a check. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. They're all one of a kind.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, this one's like one of five hundred,
Speaker 1: but still five hundred on the whole fucking planet. I
Speaker 1: could have one and makes me happy, give me in
Speaker 1: and all four here. These are the prices right right now.
Speaker 1: I'm winning that Rocky signing to check, which in any
Speaker 1: just world would be like at five thousand bucks. And
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I want to pay that. I don't
Speaker 1: want to pay that. But in any just world this
Speaker 1: is rare. A lot of these things are seer resells
Speaker 1: that were done as part of like five hundred one
Speaker 1: of a kind. Maybe who knows how many two and
Speaker 1: thirty seven bucks thirty seven that's really that's Brady Choose.
Speaker 1: As far as these things come, people are like, hey, no,
Speaker 1: I make that in a week. I'm like, for like
Speaker 1: animation from fucking nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2: Nine sixty Yeah, it's a cell.
Speaker 1: That one is a well, I mean these are all
Speaker 1: cells but not used in the show, hand painted serious
Speaker 1: cells and stuff. So yeah, that's why I had the
Speaker 1: alarm set. All right.
Speaker 2: Continue to ask, anyways, which champion of the LGBTQ plus
Speaker 2: community just release their latest album?
Speaker 1: Mayhem, Uh that would be Lady Gaga. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you see SNL this weekend?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: Did you see the Little Ga Little Red Glasses? All right,
Speaker 1: but did you see on Mikey is his name Mikey Day?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was just like he's so fucking
Speaker 1: wonderful and such a star wart. I mean, nobody wants
Speaker 1: to be called the star wart, but like he's like
Speaker 1: Phil Hartman, you could fucking count on him to carry
Speaker 1: a sketch and then also be like really fun and
Speaker 1: funny in it. So he's on the news as on
Speaker 1: Weekend Update as Lord Gaga, and it's a bit for
Speaker 1: the first half of it, maybe three quarters of it
Speaker 1: is essentially like he's a rich textiles lord and marrying
Speaker 1: Gaga that made her lady and she has a hobby
Speaker 1: like all this singing and stuff, and so Colin Jost
Speaker 1: is just like, well, I mean, I think you're really
Speaker 1: not like seeing it clearly like, your wife is very popular,
Speaker 1: and so he's like is she? I was like, well,
Speaker 1: good for her, what a feather in her cap and stuff?
Speaker 1: And he's like, if only it all paid? Eh at
Speaker 1: colleges is like, well, he's like to be fair, like
Speaker 1: she I think she does better than textiles and he
Speaker 1: starts laughing. He's like, oh, no, he's got could you
Speaker 1: know that could never be? I mean, could you imagine
Speaker 1: a wife who makes more money than you? And he
Speaker 1: starts like as, and then you start realizing the bit has
Speaker 1: been designed just to make fun of col being married.
Speaker 1: Joe answer, but it comes out of nowhere. She wasn't
Speaker 1: in the news. It wasn't like Carl Janson's Mega salary
Speaker 1: was released this week. It was just such a drive by,
Speaker 1: like fucking like, let's make fun of him and mikey
Speaker 1: Day's performance. As he was like, could you imagine sitting
Speaker 1: here on television behind this desk, looking into that camera
Speaker 1: knowing that your wife's salary darf And he was like oh, oh,
Speaker 1: oh oh. The way he kept going on oh was
Speaker 1: absolutely fucking brilliant. So to be fair, SNL taught me
Speaker 1: that Lady Gaga had a new album coming out, or rather,
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga on SNL taught me, my ears are up
Speaker 1: on the culture.
Speaker 2: Little Red Glass, Little Red Glasses.
Speaker 1: I was surprised she hadn't been on that show, she said,
Speaker 1: like eleven years, because I watched like a lot of
Speaker 1: the old reruns and so I see her all the time.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know it was that fucking far back.
Speaker 1: And like she said in her monologue, she was like,
Speaker 1: the musical guest was R Kelly. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh.
Speaker 2: Lord, okay, this one, this one, I don't I just
Speaker 2: want to point.
Speaker 1: Out for those that are listening, yeah, if they've made
Speaker 1: it through the ninety eight commercials, oh my god, we
Speaker 1: got to record it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of No No, No, yesterday, Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: if this is okay to say, but yesterday I was
Speaker 2: at a place and they were playing an iHeartRadio music
Speaker 2: channel and there was some heinous commercials for things that
Speaker 2: we do not support, and I am really hoping that
Speaker 2: those commercials do not play on our show.
Speaker 1: Fingers crossed well commercial really I have yes, let's pause
Speaker 1: right for one of those quote unquote offensive commercials.
Speaker 2: It was so offensive I couldn't believe.
Speaker 1: I was like anybody else hearing this, I listen. I
Speaker 1: have listened to the show on iHeart, on their app,
Speaker 1: and on Spotify, so I don't know if the commercials
Speaker 1: are different between both, but I've not heard an ad
Speaker 1: where I was.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck, let's just say it was political,
Speaker 2: And I was like, I gonna be.
Speaker 1: Honest with you. This world used to be a lot
Speaker 1: better when nobody knew about politics. But I think that's
Speaker 1: how we wound up in this fucking mess in the
Speaker 1: first place.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: So as much as I want to curse, like, man,
Speaker 1: fuck politics, it's like, fuck politics is why we're here
Speaker 1: right now. So all right, but are you an old man?
Speaker 1: Because Lord knows, saying shit like that makes me sound
Speaker 1: like an old man. If I went if my if
Speaker 1: young me heard me say that ship right now, young
Speaker 1: me would be like old fucking fogey Man talking to
Speaker 1: except ain't what matters? You know what matters, Rocky Bill
Speaker 1: winkel bron My priorities haven't changed.
Speaker 2: Your priorities are just maybe just have a few more the.
Speaker 1: The fiddling grasshopper perhaps has enjoyed himself for a little
Speaker 1: too long, because he finds himself with no food in
Speaker 1: the winter knocking on Ant's door. Oh my god? All right, Virginia,
Speaker 1: thank you?
Speaker 2: You ready?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Name three cities of which there are Real Housewives shows
Speaker 2: about Atlanta?
Speaker 1: Nice? Now do it have to be a city because
Speaker 1: there's Real Housewives of New Jersey and that's not a city,
Speaker 1: that's an entire that's true any location? Thank you? So
Speaker 1: New Jersey and of course New York. Wow, I mean
Speaker 1: bro like an.
Speaker 2: Against going no way, keep going.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you made me expend that much brain energy.
Speaker 1: Subject I meant five, two more? No, but you know no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know anymore. Those three come to mind.
Speaker 1: You asked for three, I gave you three. Don't change
Speaker 1: your worlds Midway? Who are you?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: Government?
Speaker 2: Salt Lake City?
Speaker 1: Is it really? I thought it was just like Miami
Speaker 1: Los Angeles? Why are you saying these like you're you're
Speaker 1: looking in my eyes, not looking down at the phone
Speaker 1: reading this list? Why do you know all these titles?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: I've got a quiz on my own?
Speaker 2: Which channel is home?
Speaker 1: Yes? Question one? Name all of the fucking Real Housewive shows?
Speaker 1: You know what really bums me out though? Is like
Speaker 1: one of them? Real Housewives. And they all got rich
Speaker 1: I assume. But one of them was the little Disney
Speaker 1: kid that I grew up with, man who played Tiya
Speaker 1: in fucking Escape to Which Mountain and return to which Mountain?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Kyle Richards Kyle No, Kim.
Speaker 2: Oh, Kim Richards is her sister.
Speaker 1: There's two of them.
Speaker 2: Yes, Kyle Richards is the one who was in Halloween.
Speaker 1: What Halloween?
Speaker 2: The original Halloween. She's the kid in the original Halloween.
Speaker 1: Kim Richards from the Skille Kyle Richards. Let me finish
Speaker 1: Kim Richards some Escape to which Mountain? Yes, has a
Speaker 1: sister who was in the original John Carpenter's Halloween.
Speaker 2: And her name is Kyle Kyle Richards and she is
Speaker 2: still long Yes, Kylie, No, it's Kyle. She is the
Speaker 2: longest running member. She has been there from the beginning
Speaker 2: of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: She also never died in Halloween as far as I know. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: she came back to the franchise.
Speaker 2: Yes she did.
Speaker 1: She get killed then, Yes, I think I remember that scene.
Speaker 1: Fucking because it opened. Not only does it close Halloween
Speaker 1: or it's in the close of Halloween. It's not the
Speaker 1: absolute end. But it's in the third act. But it's
Speaker 1: how they open Halloween too, which I love, and a
Speaker 1: lot of people at this avow even John Carpenter was like,
Speaker 1: it's money grab but I love Halloween too. But it
Speaker 1: opens with that speech where she's like talking to the kids.
Speaker 1: She's like, I want you to go down the street.
Speaker 1: I want you to go to the neighbors. I want
Speaker 1: you to wait there for me. I want you to go now,
Speaker 1: And she tells them like that. That scene still makes
Speaker 1: you fucking tense because she don't know where that fuck
Speaker 1: her is and this kid's go screaming out of the
Speaker 1: house like and then she's probably a bad idea.
Speaker 2: Also, they're drawing attention to themselves truly.
Speaker 1: Which would have given Michael Myers the reason to pick
Speaker 1: them off. But Michael Myers was not. I mean, that's the.
Speaker 2: Thing, gentleman.
Speaker 1: Don't make me defend Michael Myers. But if he's many things,
Speaker 1: he is not a child killer. He is speaking of
Speaker 1: child killing. I just would make sure my dreams aren't dead. Oh,
Speaker 1: of course, as I lose it being the child inside
Speaker 1: of me. How's it looking so far? So good? Winning, winning,
Speaker 1: as they used to say, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Who's who's said winning?
Speaker 1: I mean, fuck man, I'm getting all these questions.
Speaker 2: Look at you.
Speaker 1: No, honestly, wait to be on fucking Celebrity Jeopardy with
Speaker 1: Colin Jobs. Not even celebrity. Just put me on a
Speaker 1: regular one. They do the celebrity now on on Amazon
Speaker 1: or something where Colin Jos is the host. Really, but
Speaker 1: it's two or three teams, three teams of three, so
Speaker 1: it's nine fuckers playing jeopardy at once, and you get
Speaker 1: to confer with others. And so let's say we're on
Speaker 1: the same team and you don't know the answer but
Speaker 1: I do. Man, It's like pub quiz Jeopardy. It's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. I would fucking i'd clean up on
Speaker 1: that show. Clean should we should we do it? We
Speaker 1: could try. The problem is you think it doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how smart you are. It's all about reflexes and hitting
Speaker 1: that buzzer. Yeah, and I don't. I'm my reflexes aren't
Speaker 1: lightning quick. How fast are yours? Well?
Speaker 2: It took me about five seconds to answer the question
Speaker 2: you do you have? You dabbled with the floor war
Speaker 2: only entering.
Speaker 1: Brian Brian Ahland kicking ass. He's up to eighty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Fucking spoilers.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not up to date. Oh fucking catch up.
Speaker 1: Last time he had forty thousand. Guess what he makes
Speaker 1: to eighty that's that's that. Last week I think was
Speaker 1: his eighty thousand dollars. He's fucking killing him. He couldn't
Speaker 1: be happy for him, man, Like you know, I saddled
Speaker 1: him with the Cross of Dante for his whole life,
Speaker 1: where every time people see him they're like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: not the man, and he's got to put it on
Speaker 1: his fucking headstone. But now people be like, you're a
Speaker 1: fucker to tore up the floor. Bit you lit the
Speaker 1: floor on fire man. He stole Robblos money. Literally, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's doing it man, that's awesome. It reminds me of
Speaker 1: white Guys White Men Can't Jump, which was a movie
Speaker 1: that had Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson in It also
Speaker 1: had Rosie Pres in in the movie. At one point,
Speaker 1: Rosie pres goes on Jeopardy and like completely kills her
Speaker 1: character does. It reminds me of that, where it's like,
Speaker 1: motherfucker's like slang on a game show.
Speaker 2: He's slaying. It's pretty crazy. But the people on the
Speaker 2: floor sometimes like they're like.
Speaker 1: We're gonna kill Dante Harden and Clerks three bitch.
Speaker 2: The pictures come up and then you have to answer it.
Speaker 2: But sometimes people just kind of like the pressure is
Speaker 2: the pressure is so heavy that they just like forget
Speaker 2: that that it's their turn. And then the seconds go by,
Speaker 2: and that's how a lot of people go out because
Speaker 2: they're just they're the freeze up in.
Speaker 1: Front of a camera. That's a reference you wouldn't understand
Speaker 1: as much because you didn't watch that particular Brady Bunch
Speaker 1: episode or any of them, but that particular one at
Speaker 1: least one hundred times in childhood because they ran that
Speaker 1: ship over and over. Cindy Brady went on a TV
Speaker 1: show and when the camera went and she was really like, Hey,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun. Camera went on.
Speaker 2: That that could be me on a game show.
Speaker 1: But I love games. Yeah, man, there's money to be made.
Speaker 1: RM eighty grand I know on his way to two
Speaker 1: fifty Knockwood. I hope he fucking takes it. I hope
Speaker 1: those two quarter of a million bucks just for fucking
Speaker 1: knowing ship and he held the floor and whatnot, and
Speaker 1: then from fuck Dante forever more, he'd be mister floor
Speaker 1: the floor cleaner, whoa thank you. I'm gonna fucking I'm
Speaker 1: gonna write him, text him and be like, I got
Speaker 1: an idea for a T shirt the floor cleaner. There
Speaker 1: you are that's holding the fucking broom. He's like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's about the TV show. And
Speaker 1: he's like, oh yeah, oh my god, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: quiz me, quiz master.
Speaker 2: What you've gotten all of them so far? And honestly
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't know, but.
Speaker 1: We might have some physic is to be patted on
Speaker 1: the back, So so yeah, thanks. It could depended people
Speaker 1: pleaser and me, thanks you.
Speaker 2: We're coming up on some that you that might more difficult,
Speaker 2: let's see, but not this one. Which channel is home
Speaker 2: to all the best reality TV shows?
Speaker 1: I mean the channels still exists. Used to be but
Speaker 1: it's Bravo correct, but it used to be? And for
Speaker 1: a bonus question, you know what used to be on
Speaker 1: E that made it so popular?
Speaker 2: The Kardashians Bravo Kenyan later and who is the king
Speaker 2: of Bravo?
Speaker 1: Just and Cohen correct?
Speaker 2: Which TikToker turned musicians sings the song Aquamarine. If you
Speaker 2: get this one, I will be incredibly surprised. She has
Speaker 2: collaborated with Charlie XCX.
Speaker 1: She is also Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: No, she is an actor now as well. She was
Speaker 2: featured in the film Thanksgiving. I don't know at a
Speaker 2: sin Ray never that escapes me.
Speaker 1: Which music produce you found my pop culture blind spots? Wait?
Speaker 1: She came from TikTok.
Speaker 2: She came from was doing TikTok.
Speaker 1: Normal, enormy like myself, who then fucking garnered attention for
Speaker 1: her talent?
Speaker 2: Yes, as opposed to another baby. Yes, that's what you're.
Speaker 1: Getting at a distinguish those about Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to picture. I follow her origin story, Addison Ray.
Speaker 2: Addison Ray? How old is she couldn't say?
Speaker 1: Probably my age. I mean this is an like, don't
Speaker 1: take this as any diss or me going like, fucking
Speaker 1: I don't know, nobody knows it, but I don't even
Speaker 1: have a picture in my head.
Speaker 2: She's she's quite famous.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's there's my pop culture blind spot. Thank god
Speaker 1: I never met her and I was like, ah, and
Speaker 1: who are you?
Speaker 2: Here's another one.
Speaker 1: You fucking old man. I'm Addison Ray.
Speaker 2: Which music producer did Selena Gomez get engaged too recently?
Speaker 1: Benny, mm hmmm, I'm his last name is Case. I
Speaker 1: know it ain't Benny Medina. That's Jay Love's fucking guy.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, Benny.
Speaker 1: All I can think of is I'm drawing a black
Speaker 1: But when I say Benny, I think about Carlito's Way
Speaker 1: al Pacino once again. You know nowadays you could never
Speaker 1: do this, but al Pacino played Scarface, and Yeahcino played
Speaker 1: Michael Corleone because al Pacino like Michael Corleone's tallying. When
Speaker 1: they made Scarface, al Pacino played a Cuban refugee. When
Speaker 1: they made Carlito's Way, he played I believe the character
Speaker 1: was Puerto Rican. So these are great performances by al Pacino.
Speaker 1: But you would never do that today. You would be like,
Speaker 1: how might we just get like a great Puerto Rican
Speaker 1: actor or even a perto Rican actor as opposed to
Speaker 1: like you know so, But not to take anything away,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying through put through today's filter, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that. That being said back in the day, in
Speaker 1: Carlito's Way, what's his name? Fuck John Louisiamo, John Loguisiamo,
Speaker 1: great comedian and actor. He plays a character named Benny
Speaker 1: Blanco from The Bronx. Is that character is that guy's
Speaker 1: name Benny Blanco? Yes? Are you fucking shitt Benny Blanco?
Speaker 1: In Carlito's Way? Fucking He's John Aguisamo is always like,
Speaker 1: it's Benny, it's me. It's Benny Blanco from The Bronx,
Speaker 1: And at one point al Pacino is like, Okay, Benny
Speaker 1: Blanco from The Bronx. That's the way he does it.
Speaker 1: He goes, okay, Benny, you think you're a tough guy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's good. Yes, that guy's name is
Speaker 1: Benny Blanco. Yes? Does she know she's engaged to a
Speaker 1: fictional character? From Carlito's Way, you should probably tell her.
Speaker 1: I think she might need this information.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what what are the odds?
Speaker 1: That's not me knowing, that's me saying, yeah, another thing, but.
Speaker 2: Your a little tangent, got you got you a right answer.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't let me do that on Celebrity Jeopardy, like
Speaker 1: we've got you got six seconds to answer?
Speaker 4: Fuckronx?
Speaker 1: Who sings Pink Pony Club? I wonder if that Benny
Speaker 1: Blanco is from the Bronx, Like, that'd be fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: That'd be pretty cool.
Speaker 1: And he's young taken the name he's young because she's young. Yes,
Speaker 1: could have been like Carlito's Way came out a long
Speaker 1: time ago. The movie or his parents were like, let's
Speaker 1: call him Benny Blanco. Our last name is Blanco. Let's
Speaker 1: go for Benny Man, just like that movie.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: That's what you did, man, you ain't wrong. And ship
Speaker 1: I was like, that's a fire name. Let's take it.
Speaker 1: Thank God I didn't get judgy, but I'm like, and
Speaker 1: then asshole that he do that to a child who
Speaker 1: sings Pink Pony Club. That's a pretty carpenter everything.
Speaker 2: Pink Pony Club another very famous pop star right now.
Speaker 1: Pop star' that's walky side because she's like he is old.
Speaker 2: Even I know this one, Chapel Rowan. What is the
Speaker 2: song called Pink Pony Club?
Speaker 1: Okay, now I've definitely heard of her. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: You probably heard Pink Pony Club. Don't be too sure
Speaker 1: Pink Pony Club. I mean that may not be the
Speaker 1: strongest rendition, but right now I have never heard that song.
Speaker 1: Check in my auctions yeah, check in on your auction.
Speaker 2: And then after that, okay, tell me which pop star
Speaker 2: is currently on the Short and Sweet Tour.
Speaker 1: The Short and Sweet Tour, Sabrina Carpenter. Thank you. I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew I would get there eventually.
Speaker 2: Yes, these uh, these questions do not reflect my interests. Also,
Speaker 2: these reflect what my Instagram looks like.
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, just to let everybody know, just
Speaker 1: let everyone those auctions. Oh, thank god, but we're getting
Speaker 1: down to the wire here, kids. Thirty two minutes, thirty
Speaker 1: five minutes, thirty nine. Oh so I'll be watching clock
Speaker 1: watching good.
Speaker 2: What is Kim Kardashian's approximate net worth?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fucking I don't know. How would I know that?
Speaker 1: Take a guess a billion, two billion, twelve billion? Who knows?
Speaker 2: One point seven?
Speaker 1: So between one and two billion? Jess, Wow, I got
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't you know. Look, I ain't
Speaker 1: saying this. I like money as much as the next guy.
Speaker 1: But obviously, if you've watched my career, clearly money was
Speaker 1: never a driver and shit. But and I'll do back
Speaker 1: to people that build the fucking thing. But I don't
Speaker 1: want to hear about billionaires anymore, Like I'm fucking sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking that's and that's.
Speaker 2: Fair in that's fucks unless you're doing something good for
Speaker 2: this world with your money. I don't really want to
Speaker 2: hear about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but none of them can. I really want. Well,
Speaker 1: what's his name's fucking wife? They got divorced, you know, Microsoft,
Speaker 1: what's his name Bill whatever? Fuck? Who isn't really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bill Gates? Melinda Gates divorced him. She got like fucking
Speaker 1: billions because he had billions, and she fucking gave like
Speaker 1: some ridiculous disproportionate amount of money away, if not one
Speaker 1: hundred percent, but of something like ninety five percent of it. Wow,
Speaker 1: she's donated to like the world because she's like, I
Speaker 1: will What am I gonna fucking I could live a
Speaker 1: thousand lifetime? Anyway, let's get off this. But anyway, fuck
Speaker 1: a billionaire. That's what I say. That's what Rocky and
Speaker 1: Bullwinkle would say, which to a rookie a billionaire.
Speaker 4: Fuck, I mean the ass.
Speaker 2: It sounds like move.
Speaker 1: Fuck a billionaire. I will not. No, I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: you should do that, just don't. I don't like him.
Speaker 1: Fuck fuck daddy in front of me, guy, I hate
Speaker 1: talking politics so stupid. That's the voice she gave that
Speaker 1: cat not met people in the southern regions, being like,
Speaker 1: oh making fun of us, are we?
Speaker 2: No, it's not making fun of you. That's just what
Speaker 2: That's just what it sounds like. That's just what his
Speaker 2: voice sounds like.
Speaker 1: Yes, anyways, your cat not mine? To save my ass.
Speaker 2: Your grandson who joined the cast of the Newest Spider
Speaker 2: Man today.
Speaker 1: Oh, ship, I have not been paying that close attention, uh,
Speaker 1: the Newest Spider Man movie, don't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: woke up this morning. I'm not trying to duck this,
Speaker 1: but I woke up this morning went right to work
Speaker 1: on a script because that's a much better place to
Speaker 1: be than oh, the real world and ship like that
Speaker 1: the internet. Yeah, so I woke up and didn't peruse
Speaker 1: the news. So can you give me a hint this person?
Speaker 1: They first off, did the announce who this person's playing.
Speaker 2: I did not see who they are playing.
Speaker 1: That's the more satisfying part.
Speaker 2: But you could probably make assumptions.
Speaker 1: They are it's somebody with eight arms, because that means
Speaker 1: they're playing doc oc Oh.
Speaker 2: Yes, this person was on is on Stranger Things?
Speaker 1: Who plays eleven? So It's not Millie Bobby Brown, is it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: My man, fucking Wolfgang more, fucking finnwolf Haart. His name
Speaker 1: is Wolfgang. I think I think it's Wolfgang Finn. No,
Speaker 1: it's fin Wolf part it's fin Wolf. It is not.
Speaker 2: However, his directorial debut is coming out.
Speaker 1: Finn made a movie. Finn made a movie. Fucking good
Speaker 1: for him, smart mad My man is around all this
Speaker 1: fucking production and ship and take the reins. He made
Speaker 1: a horror movie. You take a page at Finn Wolfard's book. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, a page that Wolfgang Finnhart.
Speaker 2: Imagine his name was Wolfgang Wolfgang Finn.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, you know my man who plays the adult
Speaker 1: David Harbor. He's in the fucking He's in thunder Thunderbolt.
Speaker 1: Ask Risky, Yes I am. I don't know. Then I
Speaker 1: on a rider because she's in Stange of Things. Yes,
Speaker 1: she is, and they put her in that Beatle Juice
Speaker 1: movie and it seemed to do quite one. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: lost at a loss.
Speaker 2: Her name is Sadie Sink, But you haven't watched Strangers.
Speaker 1: I don't know stranger things. Has she been another thing?
Speaker 2: She has been in other things, less strange things she
Speaker 2: has been in less strange normal things, but good job.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you would actually know her from
Speaker 2: besides pop culture.
Speaker 1: So she was cast in the new Spider Man movie. Yes,
Speaker 1: so you're saying, even though they haven't announced the character,
Speaker 1: one could probably start going, oh, it could be this,
Speaker 1: it could be that. Who haven't they done yet? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they haven't done their Gwen Stacy yet. In the Marvel
Speaker 1: Cinematic universe, they haven't done Spider Woman.
Speaker 2: She's probably like twenty one, around twenty one.
Speaker 1: She could be Spider Gwen. Just saying, although, why would
Speaker 1: you give that to anybody but the voice of Spider Gwen,
Speaker 1: who is also a Marvel kid. What's her name? You know?
Speaker 2: She was, oh, Harry Steinfeld.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was in that fucking Coen Brothers movie. She's
Speaker 1: so good and she was like a kid. That whole
Speaker 1: movie is good. Fucking Matt, true true grit. Matt is
Speaker 1: amazing in that movie, Matt, damon fucking my man. Jeff
Speaker 1: Bridges is fucking astounding. Barry Pepper is like, the fucking's
Speaker 1: name is Barry Pepper? Raised you wrong? Pepper is the
Speaker 1: fucking the man he was in Saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 3: He was the sniper, so he'd be like, the Lord
Speaker 3: is my shepherd, I shall not want make me lie
Speaker 3: down and greens the whole prayer.
Speaker 1: And then he's like and fucking blows him motherfucker's head
Speaker 1: off one hundred yards away. And ship, but he's like,
Speaker 1: he's constantly kisses his cross and she's like, way Christian ship,
Speaker 1: but he's been in so many things. He's so good.
Speaker 1: And Berry Pepper, but he's awesome in that fucking true
Speaker 1: Grit movie. He's got a good name too, fucking berry Pepper,
Speaker 1: very salty, very.
Speaker 2: Spicy, brother, very spicy. Well, the consensus is you are
Speaker 2: a middle aged man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they go, I'm not old useless as long as
Speaker 1: I still know useless ship, And you know, I guess
Speaker 1: the world is still turning and it's not about to
Speaker 1: fucking explode because I certainly have enough brain capacity to
Speaker 1: remember the name Sabrina Carpenter apply it in every situation,
Speaker 1: and it worked eventually, wanted out man one and three. Well,
Speaker 1: fuck man, I feel good that you should feel good
Speaker 1: your middle age. I am middle aged man. Now let's
Speaker 1: see how much functions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because what's the latest?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there ain't no way to feel fucking no quicker
Speaker 1: way to feel old than being sniped by some fucking
Speaker 1: asshole on the sidelines, trying to steal my sunshine, trying
Speaker 1: to lend me so true, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Trying.
Speaker 1: So far, so good, all right, no complaint.
Speaker 2: I'm happy for you, Thank you man.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it comes down to the simple joys. I uh,
Speaker 1: what were we talking about before we started the show?
Speaker 1: Where I was like, well, I want to talk about
Speaker 1: it there?
Speaker 2: Oh Bullwinkles.
Speaker 1: Yes, your mom was. Your mother always makes it sound
Speaker 1: like we're divorced. Your mom would that you would hate joke,
Speaker 1: But I mean it seems weird to say Jen to you. Jen.
Speaker 1: You know, Jen Schwabach, your mom was kindly enough to
Speaker 1: accompany me to Upland, California, a mere hour away. She
Speaker 1: thought it was two hours. It was only an hour
Speaker 1: to go to the family food and fun restaurant named Bullwinkles.
Speaker 1: And how was it? Basically it was there was a
Speaker 1: Bullwinkles of old, which I was trying to remember. On
Speaker 1: the ride there, I was talking to your mom about like,
Speaker 1: did I bring Harley there? I know, I took you
Speaker 1: to the Dudley Right Imporium. I actually remember that hang
Speaker 1: in there. I actually do fucking every time I'm on eBay,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did I buy this? Then? Why did
Speaker 1: I buy this then? But I was in a lull
Speaker 1: at that period. I was like, oh yeah, I still
Speaker 1: like bowl Winkle, and that's why I brought you because
Speaker 1: this place was important to Mancha. And then eventually they
Speaker 1: closed and then it became a Pinchase Tacos and which
Speaker 1: I've also been in, but it's not the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's the Pinches Tacos.
Speaker 1: That's where I thought.
Speaker 2: It was, like, right next to the Pinches Stalk.
Speaker 1: It's literally the Pinchase Tacos building.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when you told me that Pinches Tacos
Speaker 2: was a restaurant where the waiters pinched you. Yes, absolutely
Speaker 2: believed you. And then you took me and no one
Speaker 2: pinched me, And I was like, what's wrong with me?
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't no one.
Speaker 1: I learned that life is not all it's cracked up
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: That's when I learned my dad's a fucking lire.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was a Pinchase place, maybe they did pinch everybody,
Speaker 1: but they're like, not.
Speaker 2: This kid, That's what I thought, And I was like
Speaker 2: what's wrong with me?
Speaker 1: You got a complex? I did it? Really? It really?
Speaker 1: Every time I think I was a pretty decent father,
Speaker 1: I hear a story where I'm like, nope, I was
Speaker 1: pretty much take that. So we've I know I took
Speaker 1: you there, but I can't remember. I don't think I
Speaker 1: took you to Bowl Winkles. It was on the ten,
Speaker 1: I think, and I went there once with my mom
Speaker 1: back in like nineteen eighty six, and it was basically
Speaker 1: Chuck E Cheese but bowl Winkle themes. So they had
Speaker 1: sounds fun, robot Buwwinkle, Robot Rocky doing a show while
Speaker 1: you ate pizza and whatnot. They had Robot Underdog even
Speaker 1: though he wasn't part of the Bowwinkle j Ward family
Speaker 1: and stuff, and you know, everywhere you looked to it
Speaker 1: it was bow Winkle themed and shit. So this is
Speaker 1: the modern version of that, although probably not the same company,
Speaker 1: but it's like a Chuck E Cheese and just like
Speaker 1: Chuck E Cheese where they're like, well we don't have
Speaker 1: those fucking creepy robots anymore. Now, she's games and food
Speaker 1: pretty much what's there. So you get there and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, fucking you could they're bumper their bumper hover cars.
Speaker 1: There are go carts, there's laser tag, there's you know,
Speaker 1: massive art bowl and alley, restaurant, dining.
Speaker 2: How big is this place?
Speaker 1: Fucking big, big as a football field, if not bigger.
Speaker 1: Like when we pulled up, I was like Jesus, we
Speaker 1: pulled up, the parking lot was fucking packed. And this
Speaker 1: was a Monday night. It sounds like a fun ass
Speaker 1: place Monday night. They're only open from fucking three till nine.
Speaker 1: I got in that place and I was we pulled
Speaker 1: up and we're like Jesus christ Man, and it was packed,
Speaker 1: but not packed where you couldn't move because the place
Speaker 1: is so fucking big, right, because everybody's spread out doing
Speaker 1: different activities and ship so you know they have there's
Speaker 1: big Bullwinkle blow ups on the wall. Most of the
Speaker 1: artwork is from like the Bowlinkle comic strips of old.
Speaker 1: They had no Bowlinkle merchandise, no shirts, Like you could
Speaker 1: buy the game card so you swipe swipe into the
Speaker 1: game so you can play. That had a Bowlwinkle on
Speaker 1: it and said bowl Winkle. So I got one of those,
Speaker 1: But you could not buy merch There was no merchant
Speaker 1: to buy and so you are always that's now. People
Speaker 1: working there had this fire fucking shirt with Bowwinkle right
Speaker 1: in the chest on the back and said Moose Squad.
Speaker 1: So naturally I was like, okay, I want I got
Speaker 1: on one of them. Mercifully. The security guard was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, are you fucking serious right now? And
Speaker 1: so he was a fan. And then other fans came
Speaker 1: out of the woodwork who were working there, and I
Speaker 1: was like, like, what can we get you? And I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, man, like, can I get
Speaker 1: one of them shirts? And the employee almost took his
Speaker 1: shirt off his back, but I was like, you're little.
Speaker 1: He was very small, and I was like, that's not
Speaker 1: gonna work out. That's kind of what size that He's
Speaker 1: like medium. I was like, yeah, I ain't gonna I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna cut it over here. But they went and
Speaker 1: found tracked down like a shirt for me. They got
Speaker 1: you a shirt, a shirt. It was very The old
Speaker 1: trip was worth it, you know, satisfied my curiosity and
Speaker 1: I wanted to support too, like fucking Bowwinkle still exists
Speaker 1: in the real world. I was so fucking disappointed. Saturday
Speaker 1: night at the Hammer, they did a whole jay Ward retrospective.
Speaker 1: Man showed Bowwinkle and showed some cartoons that never aired.
Speaker 1: I read about it Sunday morning. I'm like, what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck was a one night wonder?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and happening like down the street. But and I
Speaker 1: thought I was Bowinkle savvy. I'm here like buying a
Speaker 1: fuck out of bone speaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at it.
Speaker 1: You want to lose this? As I ran ship, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh no, wait, you were going to be out of
Speaker 2: town for the in person auction.
Speaker 1: But now don't talk about the in person auction because
Speaker 1: people will learn about it and bid it up. I
Speaker 1: don't talk about it anymore. But yes, there is an
Speaker 1: upcoming auction that I don't say who it's for.
Speaker 2: I don't say which business is putting it on.
Speaker 1: It'll be out there in the world and ship, but
Speaker 1: you know these are I'm I'm.
Speaker 2: I just want to go to watch you at this,
Speaker 2: at this in person auction.
Speaker 1: I got a I got since we were going to
Speaker 1: be making a movie that during that time, and I
Speaker 1: was going to miss the auction, but it looks like
Speaker 1: we have to move based on a cast member, and
Speaker 1: so I may be able to be in the auction
Speaker 1: in person, and that cast member is me. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine you moved the whole movie? People are like, wait,
Speaker 1: Harley's in your movie? My mind is, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I what. It was a fun trip, man. But you know,
Speaker 1: if I was going up there for like, oh, the
Speaker 1: Bowwinkel Merchant, which I didn't think there would be.
Speaker 2: To be fair, I wasn't like, oh, you didn't know,
Speaker 2: because you know about the Snooby Frigging Museum in like
Speaker 2: only eight hours in California, in Santa Rosa.
Speaker 1: I've heard of it and they got good. I've seen,
Speaker 1: I think I've seen images. Should we go? I would
Speaker 1: take that trip. I mean basically we can jump on
Speaker 1: like a Southwest flight and be there in like forty
Speaker 1: five minutes. We should maybe think about going. Bro, that's
Speaker 1: living history. I go to that.
Speaker 2: There's a you know, Amy's the brand, the brand, they
Speaker 2: have their fast food restaurant there.
Speaker 1: Oh I've seen with the Yes, Oh I would do that.
Speaker 1: So it seems like we got to take a little trip.
Speaker 1: People listening to listen to you first World Box taking
Speaker 1: a trip to the Snoopy Museum and going to your
Speaker 1: Amy You fucking damn your libs. I don't know. That
Speaker 1: sounds like a good ass time to me and ship
Speaker 1: like I would love to go to that fucking Snoopy
Speaker 1: Museum Schultz Museum, I think so.
Speaker 2: I guess it's not just Snoopy's museum. I mean, but
Speaker 2: but it's really about Snoopy.
Speaker 1: I'm down down like a clown. I'll sit down and
Speaker 1: go to Disneyland. Down look, joy, I mean, it'd be
Speaker 1: nice and joy was free, but unfortunately spend. But I'm
Speaker 1: happy to pay if that joy is real and not
Speaker 1: some fleeting fucking leg Oh yeah, man, I'm full of joy.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like an experience that you take with
Speaker 1: you and you're like, oh fuck, we went to the
Speaker 1: Snoopy Museum.
Speaker 2: The Snoopy Museum is better, amys.
Speaker 1: Like, could you be California? Why would a Snoopy museum
Speaker 1: be California. I'm gonna push back on this, even though
Speaker 1: nobody's pushing back on me. Nobody's fighting myself. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would have imagine, like I imagine there's one in
Speaker 1: Minnesota because that's where he lived for a long time,
Speaker 1: or not from he's you know, he he had a
Speaker 1: whole skating rink out there. He owned a skate his
Speaker 1: own skating rink. My god, I mean, you want to
Speaker 1: talk about billionaire, got to imagine that snoopy empire. I
Speaker 1: just charl Schultz would welcome kids at Tricker Tree and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, chuck er Tree. He's like, I could
Speaker 1: buy and sell all your parents who grief the door,
Speaker 1: People like, don't go up to old man Chuck Schultz Man.
Speaker 1: He puts it on front street, keeps it very real
Speaker 1: with the kids.
Speaker 2: Well, I did just discover that actually their website does
Speaker 2: have the store on it, so we might not have
Speaker 2: to go, but we should still go.
Speaker 1: But I mean, just that's merch which is nice. But
Speaker 1: it's the whole experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, it's all about the Yeah, it's about
Speaker 2: the experience. Yeah, it's about the expence.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I'm so used to facing the place
Speaker 1: and fucking eBay that i would haggle at the gift shop.
Speaker 1: I'm like, twenty dollars really to give it twelve?
Speaker 4: Are you sure?
Speaker 1: And I'll pick up in person, like you're you're here
Speaker 1: right now. I'm like, well, I'm just talking Facebook market
Speaker 1: piece rules. Oh my god, which is what it says
Speaker 1: I'm my bumper sticker with an exclamation mark.
Speaker 2: You need that Father's Day gift.
Speaker 1: It's coming up now, you know what to get me? Man?
Speaker 2: Thank god.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad that you ran the show today. That
Speaker 1: was good content. Thanks. I feel young. Can't wait to
Speaker 1: go upstairs tell your mom that you're a middle aged man.
Speaker 1: Face the test. She she wouldn't have got fucking like
Speaker 1: she would have gotten one of those. No way she
Speaker 1: was getting Adison Ray.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I don't think she was getting Sabrina Carpenter either.
Speaker 1: Probably not, but she I did show her Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 1: and Paul Simon on sm and she's like, that's sweet.
Speaker 1: So she might have been like Kip Carpenter because, like me,
Speaker 1: that's the only young singer name we know just because
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Speaker 1: like the two kids that never heard Phil Collins before
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, when he starts doing the drum solo,
Speaker 1: you don't miss. Yeah, man, I'll do a video where
Speaker 1: I sit there and fucking listen to your music and
Speaker 1: subtly rock out and yeah, I'm gonna sing along. Can
Speaker 1: you that would help me out? You know? Yeah? Let
Speaker 1: me throw my fucking social media away behind you and ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was thinking about but.
Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks buddy.
Speaker 1: Its not like I just didn't you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know if you wanted me to get involved ship.
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