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well hello All You Beautiful

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People you know what time it

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is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and

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everyone in

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between gather around get you something

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real nice to sip on and comfy to slip

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on cuz it's time for smut Club here's

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your hosts Chelsey and

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Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut

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club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this

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is the podcast where we sometimes Day

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drink sometimes don't today is

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definitely a day drinking day yep and

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review uh romance novels of varying

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caliber yes yes mhm yeah and share them

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with each other yes and then share them

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with you um but only if want them I

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guess if you don't just turn it

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off what

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the yeah do that but stick around cuz

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we're pretty funny I think yeah I like

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to think we're a catch

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yeah oh my God okay

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so I was speaking to a client and I said

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something about my husband like I said

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my husband and I had something for

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dinner or whatever like

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whatever and this person goes hold up

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you're married and I was like yeah and I

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like pointed to my ring I was like I

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wear my ring every day like yeah I'm

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married and he went no no no no no no

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you're married to a

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man what like flabbergasted in such a

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way that like he genuinely was like no

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you're not and I was like yeah I am and

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he was like like okay so like does your

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husband

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know and I was like no what and he goes

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you know and like did a little shake

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with his hand and I was

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like yeah no

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what

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what does your husband know that I've

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assumed you were a single lesbian this

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entire time I've known you I was like

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what is happening right now believe it

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or not Matt doesn't know any of I was

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like oh my God oh my God so immediately

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after that which it was you know it was

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especially funny because I was wearing a

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shirt that day that somebody had told me

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was looking very queer and I was like

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cool cool cool I love that aesthetic for

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me so I just leaned into it apparently

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and so I've told everyone everyone I

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know now knows that like this guy

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genuinely was like that can't be true I

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was like what have I

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done well also like not even like a like

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what vibe are you putting out in the

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world because I've known you for several

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years so I know the general vibe that

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you're putting out in the world but I'm

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like fascinated with the lens through

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which he has experienced you yeah me too

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and also it just like dumbfounds me the

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things that people feel comfortable

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saying to other people that they

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don't have that level of relationship

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with no I was like uh quite frankly I

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thought I overstepped with my massage

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therapist earlier this week because he

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was telling me he like works like a

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full-time job elsewhere as like a

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director of operations but he's like

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yeah I work like a 90 hour week last

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week and so I was like okay so we need

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to talk about boundary

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setting CH see why is he working a

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second job poor guy does he just like it

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uh I think that's just like a bigger

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a bigger got that we are not paid to

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analyze is what you're telling me that I

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also think that like with anything right

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you're like okay I want to start

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something that like might not be the

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most lucrative from the jump so I have

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to support myself while I build that but

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then like the thing that you're

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supporting yourself with also needs time

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and attention right so then I think and

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can easily take over

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1,000% so that's my rough Assumption of

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what's happening in his life but none of

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this is relevant to what we're here to

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talk about tonight what are we reviewing

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today wow starting strong okay today we

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are reviewing the XEX by Aaron Sterling

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okay um that I believe is uh an alias

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for Rachel

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Hawkins oh okay

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yes the only reason I learned that is

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because I had Googled the XX and it was

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like by Rachel Hawkins and I was like no

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you silly [ __ ] the other giant book

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with the same

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cover silly and then I was like oh maybe

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this has a chance for me to learn

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something new sorry I called you a silly

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Google we can be open to new experiences

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right we can learn all of the things um

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so this book is

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like just such a cozy fall read oh I

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want to read it on my front porch with a

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cup of like mold CER

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M when the leaves start turning on a

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chilly night with the fire going sort of

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like that's nice yes um so that's just

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not that that's relevant for anyone else

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but I need everyone to know the

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environment and WEA I was longing

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for this is the vibe yes

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1,000% so we open in the prologue with

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viven she goes by Vivy um she is a witch

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she is 19 years old and she is drunk as

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a skunk in the the bathtub crying

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because she just had her heart broken a

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by Rees that's how you if your name is

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spelled RH Ys that's Reese right yes as

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a child phonetically I [ __ ] that up

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and ever since I've doubted myself even

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though I've since corrected but I still

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have that moment where I'm like was

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9-year-old Chelsea right

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was she no she really she

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wasn't like I think that's also what

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happens when you read a lot as a kid and

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like there like words that you're like

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no one taught me how to pronounce this

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I'm just like read it you didn't read it

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right I know what it means but I can't

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say it yes yeah so viven just had her

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heartbroken by reys

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penhollow uh he is his family is one of

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the founding families of graves Glenn

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Graves Glenn Georgia

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this book takes place in Georgia is this

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like a savannah area or like no it's

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like supposed to be in like the North

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Georgia Mountains area yeah but at one

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point they are like and she crunched

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through the snow in winter and I was

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like no she didn't that's not Georgia

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that oh I was like we must be in

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different georgas cuz that's don't know

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her we haven't had snow in 3 years right

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yeah even I feel like there was a weird

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year where we had snow that like hit in

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Atlanta and like in Dunwoody and we

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didn't get it further north yep and I

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was like but I would like that just a

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little bit just a just a little yeah

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even though I work remotely so no one

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will give a [ __ ] and I don't you don't

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get snow days as an adult no no no you

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don't um okay so Vivian and Reese had

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been having this fling for the summer

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and it was like all well and good and as

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they're like laying in bed and they're

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Afterglow he's like yeah I'm going to

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have to go back to Wales to sort things

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out with my betrothed and oh no yep and

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that was viv's response and she was like

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[ __ ] you and the horse you rode in on

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I'm

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out and so he's leaving to go back to

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Wales she has called it because she did

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not know he had a betrothed this whole

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time where they've been like [ __ ]

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like bunnies for 3 months straight right

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and so now she is drunk in the tub

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Conjuring like the smell of his cologne

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with her magic and her cousin gets home

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and it's like oh my God you're giving me

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a headache will you

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stop like this is

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pathetic and she's just like drinking

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vodka and like tons of candles lit and

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just like a complete mess and so her

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cousin is like let's just curse the

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[ __ ] and they're like haha okay

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so they like she she gets out of the tub

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and they like set the candle and get all

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like the the salt Circle all created but

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then they're like throwing out

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ridiculous like may your hair never flop

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and do the thing again like may you

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always think the clitoris is a quarter

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inch away from where it actually is like

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those sorts of

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things which I'm like these are

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incredible that's excellent yes uh

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they're like may you never darken her

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doorstep or her vagina

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again and but at the may they never be

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darkened yes then viv's like just goes

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like I curse you pen Hollow you and your

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whole stupid line and when she says that

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like the candle flame like jumps up

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super high in the air like the windows

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slam shut whoops and she's like H

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whatever I'm drunk this was fun and then

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they just like kind of like move on with

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their life and they're like silly

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cathartic girl things you

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know so not the same

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but a friend of mine in college my

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college

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roommate found out that her boyfriend

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had been cheating on her and they'd been

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together for a really long time and it

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was all very messy and so we collected

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everything he had ever given her every

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memory they had and we took them to my

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dad's house and to burn them and my Dad

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decided to put gasoline in a spray

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bottle and so um he burned off quite a

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bit of the hair on his arm because

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the the flame followed the trail of the

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gasoline back but we had all been

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drinking and we were just like burn it

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down like you're like not you Dad we're

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not trying to burn you down like that's

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not what we meant I know we said all men

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but we didn't mean you

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like was he okay he's totally fine yeah

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okay so he just singed a couple of hairs

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it wasn't great he we didn't curse an

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entire bloodline or anything no yeah you

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get it yeah you know just a light

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Tuesday afternoon amount of fire sure

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not the weekend

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cursing right you get it okay so we are

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now 9 years in the future is where this

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book is picking up okay so we're 28 now

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yeah we are now in our our late 20s and

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we are opening with Rees um he he has

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opened his own very successful like

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travel Expedition company in London that

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like had started just as him and like

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now has like 10 employees and has really

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built a very successful business he's

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traveling back to Wales at his father's

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behest his father Simon is known for

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being like a very

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intimidating very like old school man at

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one point like his dad's like you're a

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warlock and he's like that's an

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Antiquated term that we don't use

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anymore like that sort of old school

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oldfashioned traditional and his dad

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when he gets to whales like his dad is

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just like annoyed with the life of

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frivolity that Rees is living and so

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he's like hey it's the uh 100y year I

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think 100 year uh founding of graves

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Glenn and so we need to send a

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representative for like the annual

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Founders Day Festival and as you know

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every 25 years us as like the founding

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bloodline we have have to go and we have

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to charge the lay

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lines um so we need you to go and do

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this for the family which he's like not

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super into but he is like I wonder if

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Vivian is still

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there so he's not married no okay single

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as a pringle that's not a saying is it

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it should be I liked it a lot as I was

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saying it I was like no that's not a

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thing

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I really liked it though it doesn't even

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make sense it doesn't cuz who eats a

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single

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Pringle I'm like a single can

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of

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Pringles I'm like yes okay we'll work on

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our uh analogies our Rhymes yeah we'll

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work on those in a smidge but yes he's

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single and he is like okay like I don't

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really want to go and do this but like

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I'll go Char like make a speech charge

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the lay lines be out two days later and

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be back doing what I want to do but he

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is like also

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like it'd be cool to see Viv and if

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she's still there um and he's like

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telling his brother about her and like

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that he thinks of her as kind of like

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the one who got away yes H so now switch

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to Vivien uh she is still in Graves

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Glenn and is a professor at the college

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that she went to so Penh Haven College

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um they have a whole like magical degree

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progam so like they have a whole section

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of their college that's like four

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magical students but she teaches on like

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the Normie side so they're like yeah we

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just like like you can apply for like

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the historical folklore degree but like

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right if you're not magical you just

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think it's really hard to get into and

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they only accept International students

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like you just choose another major right

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right um but also we learn like viven

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was uh her mom was a witch maybe I

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forget if her dad was a witch as well if

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I'm being honest my bad uh but she grew

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up in a house not that didn't really

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practice magic she didn't know she was

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magical for most of her upbringing so

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she's like I kind of feel more

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comfortable

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being on the human side of things and

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with the human students uh but then

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she'll

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like enchant the papers while she's

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grading them so like it'll like

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automatically let her know if anyone

336
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cheated and she's like and the words

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turned red and bled off the page and I

338
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knew he hadn't written it and I was like

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oh that'd be a great magical I was going

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to say so she's like settling into the

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human side but she's still using like

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yeah the most magic that I do is like

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reheating my tea without a microwave

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kind of energy um her cousin Gwen and

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her auntie Lane she Liv with them and

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they live local they have a like kind of

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like witchy novelty shop called

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something wicked that sells like tarot

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decks and uh crystals and cute yes all

350
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of all of those fun things smudge sticks

351
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probably yeah yeah all that good stuff

352
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right sense mhm whatever you think of

353
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when you're thinking of that shop the

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answer is yes you are

355
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correct um but while she's hanging out

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with her aunt and cousin her aunt or not

357
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her aunt her cousin gets a text and

358
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she's like cuz her cousin is [ __ ]

359
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Jane the mayor of the Town they're sure

360
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so they have an ananan thing I think the

361
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,880
next book is about Ginn I don't know

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didn't even look at it sorry if you're

363
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interested you can find it uh but Jane

364
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text Gwenn and was like oh they're

365
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,600
sending a pen Hollow representative and

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they're like oh [ __ ] is it going to be

367
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Rees she hasn't seen him they haven't

368
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talked like we don't know and so Gwen's

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like let me like do a reading for you

370
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and like starts pulling cards and she's

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like yeah the fool whoops it's going to

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be

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him so they're like already prepared for

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his return cut back to Reese who has now

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arrived in Georgia and he is just having

376
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a shitty day like flew into Atlanta

377
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there was bad traffic got a speeding

378
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ticket as soon as he like made it to

379
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Graves Glenn got a flat tire tried to

380
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fix the tire with magic but his magic

381
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was on the fritz and so he's just like

382
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it's about to rain I'm standing on the

383
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[ __ ] side of the road I'm exhausted

384
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like cool that feels like a hex doesn't

385
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it well maybe maybe just a smidge I mean

386
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maybe it's just a terribly awful day

387
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yeah it's a bad day no matter what the

388
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cause is I guess if we really break it

389
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down so he's standing on the side of the

390
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road being like guess I could walk [ __ ]

391
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I don't

392
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really have like a great plan and then a

393
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car is coming so he's like all right

394
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stand here look Charming trying and like

395
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get their attention but like the car is

396
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getting closer and he's like they aren't

397
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:46,840
slowing down and they're veering right

398
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and I'm on the right and so like then

399
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:50,360
he's like [ __ ] they're about to hit me

400
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so he like jumps off the road but like

401
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:55,799
kind of like falls into the grass like a

402
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trenchy ditch area right and then the

403
00:17:55,799 --> 00:17:59,480
car stopped and was like oh my God sorry

404
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,520
I didn't even see you until you move

405
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,080
like that was the weirdest thing and

406
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:05,760
it's Vivien but at this point she's now

407
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like tripped and fallen on him and

408
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naturally yes as as one does and she's

409
00:18:08,919 --> 00:18:13,159
like oh okay it's you and he's like oh

410
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,000
were

411
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:18,280
you like were you driving down this road

412
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,480
to like come to my house to greet me or

413
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,000
something she's like no my aunt still

414
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:23,120
lives on this road like get the [ __ ]

415
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,600
over yourself like no he's like well do

416
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:29,280
you want to be a Good Samaritan like

417
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:33,720
give me a ride and she's like why

418
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:35,200
should I and he's like well for one I am

419
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,320
here in town to charge the lay lines

420
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,960
which helps everyone so that you're

421
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:41,400
welcome me being here is beneficial to

422
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:44,000
you and two I didn't even make a pervy

423
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:46,840
comment when you just fell on me and

424
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,600
three I three was going to be a pervy

425
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,840
comment so maybe you should just leave

426
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,360
me

427
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:55,600
here okay that's kind of good that's

428
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:58,400
pretty good yes but then Vivian

429
00:18:55,600 --> 00:19:03,120
goes okay I'll leave you here and just

430
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:05,880
get up and drives away and like as her

431
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:09,400
tail lights are going he's just

432
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,720
like fair play yeah like she really left

433
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:14,400
me cuz I'm imagining there was some like

434
00:19:11,720 --> 00:19:17,720
oh she'll turn around like like she did

435
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:19,559
she is like right yes but also as soon

436
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:22,600
as he saw her he's like she's just as

437
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:24,919
beautiful as I remembered her

438
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,679
being but then he was like well I guess

439
00:19:24,919 --> 00:19:29,840
I'm walking and then like the rain

440
00:19:26,679 --> 00:19:32,480
starts falling and he's like like [ __ ]

441
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:35,120
all of this what a

442
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:37,360
scene yes dejectedly walking down the

443
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:40,679
road after you just fell onto the

444
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:44,200
shoulder into a ditch in a foreign

445
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:47,360
country in a foreign country after your

446
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,360
ex just left you

447
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:54,799
there after the one who got away e just

448
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:56,799
left you there yeah that's rough yeah

449
00:19:54,799 --> 00:20:01,000
that feels like a little extra Twist of

450
00:19:56,799 --> 00:20:03,159
the knife you know um the next morning

451
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,559
like Gwyn and viven are just like

452
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:06,960
laughing about the fact that like Vivien

453
00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:08,640
left him and gwyn's like you're the

454
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:12,080
baddest [ __ ] I've ever met and Gwen's

455
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:14,960
like or Vivian's like well you know

456
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:18,120
I I like both feel proud of myself but

457
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:22,320
also a little like I really left him

458
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:24,520
there yeah um but then Jane shows up and

459
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,679
is like I I have I can't find Reese

460
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,919
where the [ __ ] is Reese like he's

461
00:20:25,679 --> 00:20:28,280
supposed to like he hasn't checked in at

462
00:20:26,919 --> 00:20:29,520
the welcome station and he's supposed to

463
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,919
give this and like none of this is

464
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:34,159
working and so Gwyn calming her love

465
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:36,120
interest is like don't worry Vivan and

466
00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:39,760
Reese are old friends she can go track

467
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:43,760
them down no problem's like [ __ ]

468
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:46,440
you fully thrown under the bus 1,000%

469
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:50,159
that has sister energy yes they they are

470
00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:52,760
cousins but they are sisters I got you

471
00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:56,000
yes oh you and your sisters would 1,00%

472
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:58,400
do that to each other oh yeah

473
00:20:56,000 --> 00:21:00,440
mhm I my sister and I um our phone

474
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,120
number numbers are only two digits off

475
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:05,520
the last two digits are different mhm

476
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:08,240
and um it never dawned on me that I

477
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:11,159
could just if I I could give someone a

478
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:15,360
fake number so I just always gave them

479
00:21:11,159 --> 00:21:15,360
my sister's number

480
00:21:17,679 --> 00:21:25,600
Chelsea that's pretty good is

481
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:29,559
that I like that a lot that's pretty

482
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:31,840
good which probably means it's terrible

483
00:21:29,559 --> 00:21:33,440
in retrospect I don't know if she found

484
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:37,000
it as funny as I

485
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:39,120
did yeah that's pretty

486
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:42,679
hilarious my

487
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:45,960
bad what are you going to do

488
00:21:42,679 --> 00:21:47,880
um viven tracks him down he has like a

489
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,880
giant coffee in hand and she's like he

490
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:52,320
is

491
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:55,039
not looking like he is doing his best

492
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:57,480
since he got here um but she's like but

493
00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:59,360
damn it he's still cute and so she gets

494
00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,279
him over to the welcome station like

495
00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:03,080
explains where he needs to be and then

496
00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:04,919
he's like well after all of this tonight

497
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,400
I'm going to go charge the lay lines do

498
00:22:04,919 --> 00:22:08,240
you want to come with me like do you

499
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:10,039
want to see them which like it's not

500
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:12,799
open to the public it's not

501
00:22:10,039 --> 00:22:15,080
like like Vivian even says at one point

502
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:16,799
that cuz I think he asked if she's been

503
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:19,200
there and she's like no like my aunt was

504
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:21,200
always very clear like this is like

505
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:24,559
sacred magic place like you don't just

506
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:26,360
like casually go to the lay lines right

507
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:29,240
right it's not a tourist attraction

508
00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:33,039
1,000%

509
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:34,840
so then at the festival Reese is giving

510
00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:36,799
his speech and like he keeps it short

511
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:39,320
and sweet like the way you want a speech

512
00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:43,559
at an event like that but then the

513
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:46,200
statue of his like great great however

514
00:22:43,559 --> 00:22:48,360
many greats there are grandfather griffi

515
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:51,039
who's the one who founded the

516
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:53,120
town uh the head just falls off the

517
00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:54,520
statue and like is like like he like

518
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:59,039
moves out of the way but like almost

519
00:22:54,520 --> 00:23:02,840
decapitates him and he's like

520
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:05,480
this doesn't just feel like bad luck

521
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:09,840
like starting to feel more targeted now

522
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:09,840
yeah like he's like maybe something is

523
00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:17,039
wrong and so he goes to Something Wicked

524
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:19,799
uh to ask viven and her cousin if they

525
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:24,360
have I guess a scrying

526
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:26,039
mirror uh and they're like well we we do

527
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,400
in the back and he's like yeah I need it

528
00:23:26,039 --> 00:23:29,400
to communicate with my father and

529
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,000
they're like oh most people I didn't

530
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:33,240
know you could FaceTime with this crying

531
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:36,559
mirror yeah and he's like well they

532
00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:39,799
don't have my father so he uses this

533
00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:43,840
magic mirror to essentially FaceTime his

534
00:23:39,799 --> 00:23:45,480
dad and be like I think I'm cursed

535
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:48,200
something is a

536
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:51,720
Miss yeah

537
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:53,919
and he's like is it cool to charge the

538
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,039
lelay lines if I'm cursed and his dad's

539
00:23:53,919 --> 00:23:57,200
like you're not cursed you're being

540
00:23:56,039 --> 00:24:00,279
absolutely

541
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:03,640
ridiculous the bad traffic in a speeding

542
00:24:00,279 --> 00:24:06,400
ticket is what happens in Atlanta yeah

543
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:08,960
like sucks to suck you just chose to

544
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:12,960
travel like a human and that's the human

545
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:16,039
travel experience don't be ridiculous

546
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:18,240
don't call me again yeah and he's like

547
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:20,799
no pin hollow man has been cursed for a

548
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:25,080
thousand years go like do what you went

549
00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:25,080
there to do and [ __ ] come

550
00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:33,600
back I was like you

551
00:24:29,159 --> 00:24:38,440
so he he's broken the generational non-

552
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:40,159
curse like never mind I was like we're

553
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,480
breaking a generational curse but that's

554
00:24:40,159 --> 00:24:44,200
not what's happening because he is

555
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:47,480
cursed my brain's not well my brain's

556
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:49,000
not the funny part is that uh you kind

557
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,200
of stumbled onto something that we'll

558
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:54,640
discover later in the book oh where

559
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:58,200
there are maybe maybe hypothetically

560
00:24:54,640 --> 00:25:01,360
some generational ties into all of this

561
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:03,039
well excuse me then yes so it's like a

562
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:07,120
thousand years is a long time how do you

563
00:25:03,039 --> 00:25:08,880
know well so as uh like as the one

564
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:11,480
chapter ends with Reese's dad being like

565
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:14,159
you're not cursed you idiot the next

566
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:16,559
chapter starts with Vivian telling Quinn

567
00:25:14,159 --> 00:25:19,720
I think we cursed

568
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:20,960
Reese I think that vodka KN yeah she's

569
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:22,440
like do you remember that night like

570
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:26,399
nine years

571
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:29,880
ago I was crying in the bathtub yes I

572
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:31,840
cursed his entire family line gw's like

573
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:34,760
you're just being

574
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:37,279
ridiculous uh but also like it's

575
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,279
like you're being ridiculous about the

576
00:25:37,279 --> 00:25:40,720
curse but it does seem like there's a

577
00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:42,600
little bit of a spark between the two of

578
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,279
you should we talk about that like you

579
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:47,320
two still seem like a little into each

580
00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:49,760
other he

581
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:51,200
he and vian's like I really feel like

582
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:53,360
you're missing the point of what I'm

583
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:55,399
trying to say In This Moment Gwen's

584
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:58,720
trying to be a wing woman Vivian's

585
00:25:55,399 --> 00:26:00,520
trying to save a life yes one like like

586
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:02,080
there are deeper problems here and

587
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:05,360
gwyn's like

588
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:09,360
yeah also like gwy exclusively calls

589
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:11,679
Reese dick bag this entire book like to

590
00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:15,320
his

591
00:26:11,679 --> 00:26:18,960
face that is definitely sister energy

592
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:21,520
for sure um also I will say cousin

593
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:24,399
energy in my case because I think you

594
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:28,320
have heard the general folklore of that

595
00:26:24,399 --> 00:26:29,840
time that I my boyfriend came on a

596
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,520
family trip to Guatemala with me and 2

597
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,120
days into the trip we broke up but then

598
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:36,080
he stayed for the rest of the weeklong

599
00:26:34,120 --> 00:26:37,679
trip um and the only person who knew

600
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,720
about the breakup because I was too

601
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,520
embarrassed and also like wasn't going

602
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,960
to tell my whole extended family that I

603
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:46,000
was with um was my cousin who I was

604
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:48,000
sharing a bedroom with so she obviously

605
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,919
knew cuz I came in after the breakup and

606
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,640
like she heard all about it being upet

607
00:26:49,919 --> 00:26:53,840
so like the next day we're all taking

608
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:56,279
like a group photo at this Winery and

609
00:26:53,840 --> 00:27:00,240
she just goes hey can you stand on the

610
00:26:56,279 --> 00:27:00,240
end so I can cop you out later

611
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:05,559
that's so

612
00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:07,960
good that's so

613
00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:11,559
good I love that I know she also

614
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:14,559
officiated my wedding like we love that

615
00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:17,480
yes but I'm like what an

616
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:19,559
incredible she's like yeah whenever

617
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,640
someone's dating someone we always try

618
00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:25,279
and get them on the outside you

619
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:27,520
know I do know I like it's a great way

620
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:29,799
to live if we're being completely honest

621
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:31,440
yes we're just planning ahead staying

622
00:27:29,799 --> 00:27:35,880
smart you know

623
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:39,039
mhh so um at the lay lines that night

624
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,399
they get to the caves and uh reys and

625
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:43,399
viven

626
00:27:40,399 --> 00:27:46,200
are trying to find their way through the

627
00:27:43,399 --> 00:27:48,320
caves to where like the secret entrances

628
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,519
and Reese is like definitely a little

629
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,799
bit lost and she's like do you not know

630
00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:53,679
where the [ __ ] you're going he's like no

631
00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:56,880
I just like need to like reorient myself

632
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:59,799
and she's like because you're lost maybe

633
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:03,640
it's that like shadow on the wall behind

634
00:27:59,799 --> 00:28:05,840
you that like looks like a secret

635
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:08,200
entrance that shadow that's shaped like

636
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:10,159
a door yeah where she's like it's it's

637
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,120
kind of obvious like that that's where

638
00:28:10,159 --> 00:28:13,480
they're

639
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:17,120
going and so when they like enter I

640
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,440
guess like the Chamber of the cave uh

641
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:21,080
they both start to feel the very

642
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:23,000
palpable physical effect of magic which

643
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,760
I guess like the physical effects like

644
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,760
sometimes magic can make you feel giddy

645
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:28,720
or sometimes lethargic and some magic

646
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:32,880
can make you feel very

647
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:34,440
horny I'm shocked right and so she's

648
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,039
like looking at him as they're like fing

649
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:39,320
this pole and she's like is this mag

650
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:40,559
like what is what is happening but

651
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,720
they're like getting like closer

652
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:44,159
together and he's like she's still the

653
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:46,000
most beautiful human I need to kiss her

654
00:28:44,159 --> 00:28:48,360
and like right as he's like closing his

655
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:51,039
eyes and leaning in she's like did you

656
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:54,200
really bring me to a magical sex cave

657
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:59,760
like was this your end

658
00:28:54,200 --> 00:29:03,320
goal like [ __ ] you bro oh Reese read the

659
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:05,600
room babe oh my God and he's like oh is

660
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,600
that

661
00:29:05,919 --> 00:29:10,559
not is that not what we're doing and

662
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:13,320
like to be fair it's not like it was

663
00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:15,600
only affecting him like right she like

664
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:19,120
realized it and like actively fighting

665
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,399
against this just like innate pull

666
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:22,640
that's happening but he was already

667
00:29:20,399 --> 00:29:26,440
wanting it before so he just didn't

668
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:28,559
fight it yeah that is also very true but

669
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,720
she asked she's like so did you ask your

670
00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:32,840
dad like what to expect like did you

671
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:34,360
know that was going to happen and he's

672
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,559
like well like no and she's like so you

673
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:39,480
brought me here not knowing what we were

674
00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:43,000
walking into a potentially very unsafe

675
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:44,440
situation yes and he's like not getting

676
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,480
why she's frustrated and she's like

677
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:49,720
because you didn't check like you

678
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,960
invited me here not knowing what to

679
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:55,360
expect into like what yeah a very

680
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:57,000
potentially dangerous situation like

681
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,080
cool so you weren't really thinking

682
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,480
about me in this moment

683
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:02,720
kind of energy yeah and so they're

684
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,039
bickering and they're like whatever

685
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:07,080
let's just kind of like get the lines

686
00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:08,159
charged to get out and so he starts like

687
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,320
putting his hands over them doing

688
00:30:08,159 --> 00:30:10,960
whatever he needs to do to charge the

689
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,480
lines and they're like glowing brighter

690
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,360
and brighter and then suddenly there's

691
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,159
this like cracking sound and the way

692
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:20,640
they describe it is like the lay lines

693
00:30:17,159 --> 00:30:24,720
are like clear like bright purple like

694
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:28,480
glowing lines of magic through the rock

695
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:30,640
I guess who knows uh

696
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,760
and then there's suddenly like black

697
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,559
ooze and like sludge is kind of starting

698
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:38,120
to

699
00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:41,880
fill the the magic lay line oh no yeah

700
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:45,240
and they're like we should

701
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:49,200
run time to go yes they're like oh [ __ ]

702
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:51,559
we were not prepared for that and so as

703
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:55,039
when they leave like Reese is like what

704
00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:56,760
the [ __ ] was that and then Vivian's like

705
00:30:55,039 --> 00:30:58,600
so funny

706
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,159
story uh

707
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:02,760
remember that time you cheated on your

708
00:31:00,159 --> 00:31:04,480
fiance with me and he's like I wasn't

709
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:07,240
engaged I was

710
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:10,240
betrothed that's the I'm

711
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:12,840
like we're splitting hair is it just

712
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,559
what is the difference like that's a

713
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:17,399
real question is the difference between

714
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:19,480
like an engagement and a betral is like

715
00:31:17,399 --> 00:31:21,720
betral is kind of like

716
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:25,080
dibs

717
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:27,600
like like an intention to be engaged

718
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:30,919
yeah it's like like cuz I feel like

719
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:33,200
people describe betrothed once you're

720
00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:36,360
engaged interchangeably but like in that

721
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:37,919
like oh to keep the family line strong

722
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:40,840
we know our daughter is going to marry

723
00:31:37,919 --> 00:31:43,159
your son at some certain age so are you

724
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:46,760
is that just your betrothed until you

725
00:31:43,159 --> 00:31:48,559
are officially engaged I have no idea I

726
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:51,679
don't either and I've never thought

727
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:54,279
about it until now and I have questions

728
00:31:51,679 --> 00:31:58,799
but if anyone has answers please let us

729
00:31:54,279 --> 00:32:02,120
know I think okay okay okay so from

730
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:05,120
Vivian's side for me I would be like you

731
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:07,399
still had a commitment mhm to someone

732
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,760
else that you didn't tell me about after

733
00:32:07,399 --> 00:32:11,360
we've been sleeping together for 3

734
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:13,200
months so regardless of if it was like

735
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,600
an arranged marriage and a signed piece

736
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:18,159
of paper like I still deserve to know

737
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,679
that information yeah like you knew even

738
00:32:18,159 --> 00:32:23,120
if you didn't know who the person was

739
00:32:19,679 --> 00:32:27,600
yet that your dad was working on setting

740
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:28,799
up an arranged situation for you right

741
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,960
so

742
00:32:28,799 --> 00:32:32,279
would have been nice to know that

743
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:36,080
information yes like very much like a

744
00:32:32,279 --> 00:32:37,639
Lie by Omission sort of situation and I

745
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,440
can see from his side if he was like I

746
00:32:37,639 --> 00:32:41,720
never even like I had no intention of

747
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,440
marrying this person I didn't know who

748
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:47,840
they were yes and he's like you were

749
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:50,880
beautiful and I'm 19 right right I'm a

750
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:53,279
very stupid boy like what do you want so

751
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:55,559
in the car on the way back into town

752
00:32:53,279 --> 00:32:58,279
viven is like telling him like

753
00:32:55,559 --> 00:33:00,679
about yeah so like I may have have

754
00:32:58,279 --> 00:33:03,080
cursed you um but then she gets a phone

755
00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:06,120
call from Gwyn and she's like you need

756
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:08,840
to get to Something Wicked immediately

757
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:11,120
so they book it to Something Wicked and

758
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:13,279
when they get there and walk inside they

759
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:15,000
had like been stocking the shelves for

760
00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:16,679
the Founders Day Festival and so they

761
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,320
had a lot of like chachies and kitsy

762
00:33:16,679 --> 00:33:21,240
things including like hundreds of

763
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:24,919
plastic

764
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:29,760
skulls which have now come to life and

765
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:29,760
are trying to bite all of their ankles

766
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:36,320
that's good they like that's some Buffy

767
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:39,080
the Vampire Slayer [ __ ] 1,000% they like

768
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:43,840
walk in but there's like humans in the

769
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:45,720
shop and and so they're like working on

770
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,120
like trying to sweep a path so they like

771
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,399
throw a broomed Reese who's sweeping a

772
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,720
path to the door for the humans to

773
00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:54,720
follow him like sweeping the skull heads

774
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,200
left and right and he's like this is why

775
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,960
you don't buy [ __ ] online

776
00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:03,240
internationally

777
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:06,519
and just like don't use Teemu like very

778
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:09,119
much always have a verified vendor as

779
00:34:06,519 --> 00:34:12,879
he's just helping them to the

780
00:34:09,119 --> 00:34:15,079
door so they get the girls out and uh

781
00:34:12,879 --> 00:34:17,480
like our shutting doors and Vivian tries

782
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:19,399
to like use magic to shut the curtains

783
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,240
and like fire shoots out so she like

784
00:34:19,399 --> 00:34:23,280
causes a fire and they're like this is

785
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:25,560
not this is A Series of Unfortunate

786
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,960
Events yes and they're like well should

787
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:31,480
we just go hide in the back in the store

788
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,919
room which is also like like a magical

789
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,320
store room like when you walk in you're

790
00:34:32,919 --> 00:34:36,399
like oh this isn't just like a normal

791
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:39,119
store room this is like a Gryffindor

792
00:34:36,399 --> 00:34:40,639
Commons store room sort of energy like

793
00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:43,560
Okay so let's go hide in the store room

794
00:34:40,639 --> 00:34:46,599
because we don't have a better plan and

795
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:49,800
then suddenly like the front doors to

796
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:51,440
the shop blast open and anti Lane is

797
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:55,800
there and like has

798
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:58,320
like I don't know disabled the skeletons

799
00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:02,200
use some magic where the skeletons are

800
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:06,320
longer actively trying to eat people

801
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:09,640
yeah I don't even know what I

802
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:12,839
do so pitiful I don't even know what I

803
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:15,520
do that is a that is a helpless

804
00:35:12,839 --> 00:35:19,280
situation I think that's one of those

805
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:22,599
where honestly like if there was a mouse

806
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,359
or a lot of mice after me I wouldn't

807
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:26,800
know what to do I would jump up on a

808
00:35:24,359 --> 00:35:29,839
table and hope for the best probably

809
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,520
like yeah and you're like I think the

810
00:35:29,839 --> 00:35:34,359
thing what it comes down to though is

811
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,760
being like okay so is this just like a I

812
00:35:34,359 --> 00:35:40,800
have to outlast them until they lose

813
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:45,680
interest or do I just live on this table

814
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:47,920
now is this my home now so my sister

815
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:50,520
texted me and told me that she

816
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:52,520
discovered she has a primal fear of mice

817
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:56,280
that she did not know that she had and

818
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:59,839
so there was a her cat brought a mouse

819
00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:02,040
in and it like jumped up and she said

820
00:35:59,839 --> 00:36:05,079
she was like screaming and like trying

821
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:07,880
to crawl up the stairs it was like

822
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:09,720
having it like a full meltdown about it

823
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:12,800
and she said I'm pretty sure I get it

824
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:15,079
from dad because she doesn't remember

825
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:17,400
but I do one of my very first memories

826
00:36:15,079 --> 00:36:21,319
is my father tugging his pants into his

827
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:24,680
socks and carrying a broom into our shed

828
00:36:21,319 --> 00:36:26,400
to try to deal with a nest of mice in

829
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,920
the shed and he was terrified they were

830
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:30,520
going to crawl up his pants

831
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:33,040
was that like firsthand experience he'

832
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:35,800
previously had with that fear based on

833
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,480
don't I still don't know but I

834
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,760
distinctly remember the pants tucked

835
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:42,240
into the socks and him just screaming in

836
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,319
the shed while we all just like sat

837
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:46,280
there pretty sure my older sister had

838
00:36:44,319 --> 00:36:48,880
some chips

839
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:51,119
but yeah so that's I would be like

840
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,280
tugging my pants into my socks if there

841
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:54,640
were

842
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,480
like little things like that trying to

843
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,079
bite me if there were hundreds of

844
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,640
plastic skeletons

845
00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:02,839
heads trying to bite your ankles if

846
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,400
there was any indication that they were

847
00:37:02,839 --> 00:37:08,720
climbers pants into the

848
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:10,839
socks yeah well cuz I guess

849
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:12,880
like I don't know how much skill they

850
00:37:10,839 --> 00:37:16,839
have with their teeth right which is a

851
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,839
weird sentence to say especially on this

852
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:22,640
podcast what did you say earlier that

853
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,640
guy has a Prince

854
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:29,119
William so something on TV this guy had

855
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:31,240
was like I have a balding situation and

856
00:37:29,119 --> 00:37:32,480
Chelsea goes that guy's got like a

857
00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:36,839
Prince

858
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:38,560
William and both Hannah and my husband

859
00:37:36,839 --> 00:37:40,960
paused and looked at me and they were

860
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:44,440
like we don't think we know that sex

861
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:48,200
piercing like how do you know about his

862
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:51,400
dick piercings like what are you talking

863
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:53,520
about is he like a secret porn St was

864
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:55,800
like I've never even heard of this man

865
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,720
how do you know what dick piercings he

866
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,880
had

867
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:03,280
I was like no I just met his

868
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:06,920
hairline the one on his

869
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:10,960
head his actual head on his

870
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:13,280
shoulders yeah not the one in his

871
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:15,359
pants there was a there was a high

872
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:18,280
school coach that that was uh the advice

873
00:38:15,359 --> 00:38:20,520
he always gave his like I think it was

874
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:21,880
the track team he's like oh think with

875
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,119
the head on your shoulders not the one

876
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:26,880
in your

877
00:38:23,119 --> 00:38:29,640
pants like some of his go-to advice for

878
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:32,599
the team a golden nugget of wisdom um

879
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:36,240
even better Golden Nugget of wisdom this

880
00:38:32,599 --> 00:38:37,440
is my husband's F story that I think is

881
00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,000
one of the funniest things I've ever

882
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:43,280
heard where he was at

883
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:45,040
Christian weekend Camp growing up and

884
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:48,839
they were talking about purity and

885
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:51,000
saving yourself from Marriage oh no and

886
00:38:48,839 --> 00:38:53,200
the speaker was like if you guys don't

887
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,400
hear me say anything else the entire

888
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:59,440
weekend just hear

889
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,440
this keep it wrinkled

890
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:08,000
no that was and that was a period not a

891
00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:10,000
comma there was no followup to that I'm

892
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:13,720
like

893
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:16,800
what what that was the that was the

894
00:39:13,720 --> 00:39:18,920
official advice you gave keep it

895
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:22,440
wrinkled okay so anyways they're all

896
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:25,240
debriefing the magical heads

897
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:28,520
okay and Gwynn's like none of this would

898
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:31,040
have even happened if reys had broken

899
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,640
viv's heart and Reese is like I didn't

900
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:34,760
break her heart and then he like pauses

901
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:37,960
he's like did I wait like did I break

902
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:40,200
your heart and Vivian's like thanks

903
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,680
[ __ ] again Gwen no you didn't break

904
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:45,319
my heart I was a little bummed I was 19

905
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:48,040
I got

906
00:39:45,319 --> 00:39:50,359
drunk It's not that

907
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:52,680
deep then she's like but also maybe a

908
00:39:50,359 --> 00:39:54,599
little you broke my heart but like

909
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:57,520
trying to save a little bit of a face

910
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:59,599
there right mhm and so they're like

911
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:02,200
let's just call tonight let's all go

912
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:04,680
home let's get some sleep uh like

913
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:08,280
tomorrow Auntie Lane will start looking

914
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:11,040
at like how we can like remove curses

915
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:14,119
and Gwyn will run the shop and like

916
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:16,079
manage the founders day crowd and we're

917
00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:17,319
going to get it figured out nobody panic

918
00:40:16,079 --> 00:40:19,240
we're just going to do it and so like

919
00:40:17,319 --> 00:40:22,680
the next morning the magic is still

920
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:25,280
wonky which uh has now just transferred

921
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:27,960
from Reese's magic being off to The

922
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:29,240
Whole Town's magic being

923
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:32,760
a little

924
00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:38,240
off right uh and so Vivian wakes up and

925
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:41,720
her cousin's cat sir Pur Civ all uh is

926
00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:45,079
looking at her and just goes

927
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:47,000
treats nope and she's like the [ __ ] cats

928
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:48,400
are not supposed to do that she's like

929
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,160
I'm hallucinating and then she's like

930
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:51,640
I'm not hallucinating apparently that's

931
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,960
just a thing

932
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:57,119
now so when Vivian goes down into the

933
00:40:53,960 --> 00:41:01,800
kitchen reys is there with her aunt and

934
00:40:57,119 --> 00:41:04,640
then talking about uh just hypothesizing

935
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:06,520
potential fixes and being like okay well

936
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:09,920
the good news is that we think when like

937
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:12,160
reys was charging the lines he a lot of

938
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:15,000
the curse that was on him is now in the

939
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,880
lay line so now it's it's not as potent

940
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:18,400
in him like his magic isn't quite as

941
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,960
Haywire like still can't really just be

942
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:23,640
using it but

943
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:26,040
like he's less cursed now that he shared

944
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:31,640
it with the rest of the

945
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:35,520
town uh so thoughtful right exactly and

946
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:39,040
then what happened who even knows uh

947
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:41,680
hopefully you hopefully me

948
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:45,359
listen uh

949
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:49,680
I was a few drinks in when I outline

950
00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:52,520
some of this and so I'm doing my best to

951
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:54,839
remember they they decide at breakfast

952
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:57,599
that Rees is going to go to the college

953
00:41:54,839 --> 00:41:59,359
with Vivien and so while she is teaching

954
00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:01,920
he's going to go to like the magical

955
00:41:59,359 --> 00:42:02,880
section of the library and try and get

956
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:06,160
some

957
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:08,760
answers so when they get to the college

958
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:10,520
she goes to drop him off at the library

959
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:13,880
and they're like there's like

960
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:15,599
a The Vibes are off but like on like a

961
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,800
magical level where they're like it

962
00:42:15,599 --> 00:42:20,559
feels like a little like cold and

963
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:22,400
ominous and like things aren't quite

964
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:26,079
right but

965
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:29,559
like okay we're we're still got to do

966
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:32,280
what we got to do so reys is starting to

967
00:42:29,559 --> 00:42:35,240
do research when she goes to teach a

968
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:37,280
class and then calls his brother to be

969
00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:39,599
like maybe he will know what to do with

970
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,720
all of this and but he's also like don't

971
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:44,280
tell

972
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:48,520
Dad I am

973
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:51,800
cursed I've ruined the streak yes uh the

974
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:55,800
family line may be ending with

975
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:58,000
me my bad and his brother's like so you

976
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:01,480
need to come home so can fix this and

977
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:03,839
he's like well no I'm going to be here

978
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,319
trying to fix it and his brother is like

979
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:08,200
you need to come back ASAP and you need

980
00:43:05,319 --> 00:43:11,480
to tell dad and he's like no this really

981
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:13,079
wasn't the advice I was looking for uh

982
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:15,559
so I'm going to go

983
00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:17,880
now which all that feels like some real

984
00:43:15,559 --> 00:43:22,000
sibling [ __ ] yes

985
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:24,760
absolutely no I was looking for this

986
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,240
when I called you I was not looking for

987
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:30,599
whatever [ __ ] you're offering up I

988
00:43:27,240 --> 00:43:33,520
need you to cosign my nonsense not come

989
00:43:30,599 --> 00:43:36,040
up with actual solution thank you yes

990
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:38,119
yeah you're like no I need you to be

991
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,760
willing to burn it all down with me I

992
00:43:38,119 --> 00:43:44,000
was not looking for you to provide a

993
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:47,400
really logical reframe

994
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,960
of what actually happened in this moment

995
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,480
if I was looking for maturity I'd call

996
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:53,800
somebody

997
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:57,200
else like who would I call if I was

998
00:43:53,800 --> 00:44:01,000
looking for maturity probably my husband

999
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:02,880
M cuz Vance Vance is really great at

1000
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,480
like if there's something that he need

1001
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,200
that he's like yes I will ride with you

1002
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:10,079
on this all day but if there's something

1003
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:11,960
that he doesn't think should be

1004
00:44:10,079 --> 00:44:14,480
happening he will not blindly ride with

1005
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,880
me uh which we need that balance and

1006
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:20,359
accountability though yes where he's

1007
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:24,200
like love you hear why you're

1008
00:44:20,359 --> 00:44:25,599
upset and I'm not going to burn this

1009
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,400
down with

1010
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:32,200
you let's find alternate

1011
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:34,359
solution yeah which also sometimes cuz

1012
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:36,319
like my he works in the basement and I

1013
00:44:34,359 --> 00:44:38,359
work on the upper floors in our house

1014
00:44:36,319 --> 00:44:40,640
and so sometimes I'll FaceTime him to

1015
00:44:38,359 --> 00:44:41,920
like when I'm mad about something and

1016
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,880
there was one time where I was like this

1017
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:46,520
is not what I was looking for I needed

1018
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:49,000
you to agree she was being a [ __ ] and

1019
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:51,640
then I just like H

1020
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:54,400
up you are not meeting my

1021
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:57,599
needs I needed you to say wow she really

1022
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,800
has it coming and he's like I will not

1023
00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:02,760
I was like damn it but I also like to

1024
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:05,040
think I do that for him yeah I'm just

1025
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:08,240
trying to say I'm not fully

1026
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,119
unhinged just trying to calm me down all

1027
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:11,640
the

1028
00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:13,839
time Chelsea's just walking around

1029
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:18,040
plotting revenge and murder and Vance is

1030
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:20,680
like maybe not today okay I'm like I'm a

1031
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:23,119
I'm a pretty happy person I'm not I'm

1032
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:25,720
not that

1033
00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:30,119
murdery there's a certain threshold that

1034
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:33,920
I have to get to you know as we all

1035
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:37,440
have I would like to hear about the um

1036
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:38,760
threshold um at a later time this is

1037
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,440
something to process I don't want to

1038
00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:42,160
spoil that for everyone else well no

1039
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,119
that's fair but I do think that like I'm

1040
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,760
super I'm super chill until I'm not

1041
00:45:44,119 --> 00:45:49,720
super chill mhm and where is that

1042
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,599
threshold where is that murder line

1043
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:52,920
maybe I shouldn't call it a murder line

1044
00:45:51,599 --> 00:45:54,720
mine was yesterday when somebody

1045
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:57,280
interrupted my lunch and I thought I was

1046
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:58,200
going to catch a charge I was waiting

1047
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,319
for my

1048
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,960
quesadilla and I got a phone call that I

1049
00:46:00,319 --> 00:46:06,680
needed to come back to the facility and

1050
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:09,680
I was like rage like I just wanted my

1051
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:14,599
quesadilla I do think my murder line is

1052
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:19,559
often food related it was 100% food

1053
00:46:14,599 --> 00:46:21,960
related yeah yeah I'm like I even when

1054
00:46:19,559 --> 00:46:25,920
I'm mad at someone so much less murdery

1055
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:29,480
yeah with a with a snack in me mhm

1056
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:33,000
yeah my son unfortunately seems to have

1057
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:36,480
that uh characteristic as

1058
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:37,839
well Han he does yeah and I know you saw

1059
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,599
a little bit of it before we started

1060
00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:43,280
recording today but I need you to know

1061
00:46:40,599 --> 00:46:44,760
that man this morning has had three and

1062
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:48,079
a half

1063
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:51,440
bottles a full bowl of strawberries a

1064
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:54,680
full bowl of yogurt melts two hash

1065
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:58,839
browns oh my

1066
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:58,839
God three applesauce

1067
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:04,680
pouches and that was still him y'all are

1068
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:07,839
going to have to take out a loan when he

1069
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:10,000
gets to his teenage years oh can you

1070
00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:11,680
imagine yeah like I saw a post where

1071
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:14,119
someone was like you think Toddlers and

1072
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:16,079
diapers are expensive just wait until

1073
00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:17,880
their teenagers and eat through $300 of

1074
00:47:16,079 --> 00:47:20,760
groceries in two days and I was like my

1075
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:23,760
one and a half-year-old did that last

1076
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:27,240
week I'm like I'm I will never

1077
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:29,079
financially recover from this situation

1078
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:33,160
we're going to have to get that only fan

1079
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:36,000
so that you could feed your kid yes I'm

1080
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:38,160
like I'm like an a relatively

1081
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,800
accomplished professional and I'm out

1082
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:43,640
here being

1083
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:46,920
like should I start with selling feet

1084
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:47,839
picks or used underwear which is the

1085
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,480
right

1086
00:47:47,839 --> 00:47:54,760
option which is the most bang for your

1087
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:58,200
buck cuz my kid eats 15 meals a day and

1088
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,200
that ain't cheap

1089
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:04,640
all right so he hung up on his

1090
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:08,319
brother

1091
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:11,960
sorry I'm so sorry nothing like

1092
00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:13,480
snorting red wine oh my God let me get a

1093
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:16,359
sip of

1094
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,680
water holy [ __ ] we really went all the

1095
00:48:16,359 --> 00:48:22,359
way around on that I'm so

1096
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:24,839
sorry we did so Vivien gets to the

1097
00:48:22,359 --> 00:48:28,000
library after class and is joining him

1098
00:48:24,839 --> 00:48:29,079
in their research and like a in they

1099
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,520
still haven't found anything they're

1100
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:32,680
getting frustrated and she's just like

1101
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:34,640
it shouldn't even be that hard to

1102
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:36,599
reverse this since we were barely a

1103
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:40,079
thing and he's like I know I'm annoyed

1104
00:48:36,599 --> 00:48:42,119
but like don't [ __ ] on what we had is

1105
00:48:40,079 --> 00:48:45,480
like in his head he's like he [ __ ] on

1106
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:47,880
what they had well that too a little bit

1107
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:49,520
but like he's like hey that summer meant

1108
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,960
something but then it like starts to a

1109
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,720
little flirty she's like I barely

1110
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:55,200
remember it and he's like so you don't

1111
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:58,319
remember the first time we kissed and

1112
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:01,920
she's like I've kissed a lot of guys who

1113
00:48:58,319 --> 00:49:03,559
can say yeah and he's like would you

1114
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:06,720
like me to kiss you now to jog your

1115
00:49:03,559 --> 00:49:09,599
memory and she's like I mean if you must

1116
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:12,839
is kind of the vibe so they start

1117
00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:14,799
kissing great kiss things start to

1118
00:49:12,839 --> 00:49:17,000
escalate he's pushing her against the

1119
00:49:14,799 --> 00:49:18,760
desk he's standing between her legs at

1120
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,920
one point she's like touch me and he's

1121
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:24,799
like gets his hand under her pants

1122
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,839
between her legs but above her tights

1123
00:49:24,799 --> 00:49:28,000
and uh she the moment his thumb touch

1124
00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:31,359
with her she's like well I guess the

1125
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:34,319
clip part of the curse did not come true

1126
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:36,599
yay me that is great

1127
00:49:34,319 --> 00:49:38,960
news uh but then right as things are

1128
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:41,040
starting to escalate they hear a scream

1129
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,720
oh and they're like oh and then they

1130
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,799
keep kissing and then they hear another

1131
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:47,599
scream and they're like maybe

1132
00:49:44,799 --> 00:49:50,240
something's wrong maybe we should pause

1133
00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:55,079
and go investigate so they go out into

1134
00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:57,640
the uh main library and uh there's a

1135
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:59,079
ghost sure yeah

1136
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:02,240
my actual notes wrote It's a

1137
00:49:59,079 --> 00:50:02,240
[ __ ] ghost

1138
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:10,440
y'all is it Moaning Myrtle her name is

1139
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:13,000
Piper but it's not that far off of an

1140
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:16,319
energy but when as soon as the ghost

1141
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:19,520
lays eyes on reys she like shrieks and

1142
00:50:16,319 --> 00:50:22,839
like charges at him and like flings him

1143
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:27,119
across the room oh yeah and they're like

1144
00:50:22,839 --> 00:50:30,240
wow that is an angry ghost and then like

1145
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:32,280
she sees pip not Piper is the ghost oh

1146
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:34,839
she sees viven and then just like the

1147
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,520
ghost disappears and they're like okay

1148
00:50:34,839 --> 00:50:38,520
that was weird and then suddenly Dr

1149
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:41,400
arbuthnot Who's over like she's the head

1150
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:44,359
of witchery for the college shows up

1151
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,720
witchery is there another continue is

1152
00:50:44,359 --> 00:50:47,559
there another word for it it's a fun

1153
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:49,480
word it is a really fun word that's why

1154
00:50:47,559 --> 00:50:51,119
I wanted to say it yeah yeah I didn't

1155
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,599
have anything to add I just what does it

1156
00:50:51,119 --> 00:50:56,920
say witchery

1157
00:50:52,599 --> 00:50:56,920
witchery please continue

1158
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:01,720
exactly it's like the back part of a

1159
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,720
spelling be like you didn't actually

1160
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:08,240
spell the word but it's when they like

1161
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:11,319
yes w t c h e r y

1162
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:16,599
Witcher please

1163
00:51:11,319 --> 00:51:19,720
continue so Ree and viven are meeting

1164
00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:23,400
with Dr arbuthnot and they're

1165
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:26,599
like there may have been a mishap with

1166
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:30,240
the lay lines and Dr AR is like well

1167
00:51:26,599 --> 00:51:32,720
that mishap did just release a ghost

1168
00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:35,559
from a very powerful binding spell like

1169
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:40,040
she was into some dark magic y'all need

1170
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:41,799
to fix this and they're like oh our bad

1171
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:43,280
but then like Reese is like that is an

1172
00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:45,240
intense woman I get why you don't [ __ ]

1173
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:48,359
with the witches here like I see why you

1174
00:51:45,240 --> 00:51:50,559
stay on the Normie side wow buzz kill am

1175
00:51:48,359 --> 00:51:50,559
I

1176
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:58,280
right so he's really not necessarily

1177
00:51:55,520 --> 00:52:00,079
taking this as serious ly or he's giving

1178
00:51:58,280 --> 00:52:03,040
the energy that he's not taking things

1179
00:52:00,079 --> 00:52:05,880
as seriously as maybe he handles

1180
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:09,119
everything with like a slight level of

1181
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:11,280
like humor and ambivalence right which

1182
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:14,079
ironically going into like this very

1183
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:16,119
next section because as reys and Vivien

1184
00:52:14,079 --> 00:52:18,200
are walking I think it's like they get

1185
00:52:16,119 --> 00:52:20,559
back to her office and he gets a phone

1186
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:23,119
call about his company that like

1187
00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:25,799
something has like gone wrong and he

1188
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:27,119
like she hands him like a pad of paper

1189
00:52:25,799 --> 00:52:28,799
and a pen and and he starts writing

1190
00:52:27,119 --> 00:52:31,040
notes and like making phone calls and

1191
00:52:28,799 --> 00:52:33,200
she's like and I watched him transform

1192
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:36,520
into the most competent human I'd ever

1193
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:39,000
seen in my entire life and it was hot as

1194
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:42,040
[ __ ] to like see that like that side of

1195
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:43,000
him exist she's like makes a girl Swoon

1196
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:46,000
you

1197
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,000
know

1198
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:52,359
competency I'm not going to disagree

1199
00:52:49,319 --> 00:52:56,040
with that though no I get that yeah yeah

1200
00:52:52,359 --> 00:52:58,720
seeing someone be competent yeah mhm or

1201
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,760
even all right not quite the same but

1202
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:02,880
still

1203
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:04,720
competent uh like we used to have when I

1204
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:08,240
worked Community Mental Health and one

1205
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:10,920
of our like overnight stay units we had

1206
00:53:08,240 --> 00:53:12,640
mental health Texs on on the unit and

1207
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,480
there was a dude like he wasn't the

1208
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:17,559
largest man like we had some text that

1209
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:19,680
I'm like you are like 65 and 300 lb and

1210
00:53:17,559 --> 00:53:21,640
like you're probably never going to have

1211
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,960
to go Hands-On but it's just like your

1212
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:26,240
presence is what is keeping everyone

1213
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,880
safe here but it always fascinated me

1214
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:30,640
with like the mental health techs who

1215
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:32,160
were the short Kings cuz like I don't

1216
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,400
know about the mental health techs that

1217
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:36,000
you've had that are the short Kings but

1218
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:38,440
like they have a level of just like

1219
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:43,079
confidence and competency that I'm like

1220
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:45,200
I trust you yep no like implicitly mhm

1221
00:53:43,079 --> 00:53:48,160
not exp explicit

1222
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:52,079
implicitly both okay

1223
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:57,520
both I'm not I trust you fully there it

1224
00:53:52,079 --> 00:53:59,200
is wine we found it we found it teamwork

1225
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,799
but yes yeah yeah no I get what you're

1226
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,400
saying yeah and I was like you are not

1227
00:54:00,799 --> 00:54:05,200
someone that you look at physically and

1228
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:06,440
just like think like oh this person is

1229
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,680
going to beat the [ __ ] out of somebody

1230
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:10,040
or like can protect people but there's

1231
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:13,040
just something about the way in which

1232
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:16,640
you carry yourself that says you've got

1233
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:20,000
this you've got all of us yes it's the

1234
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,000
best um

1235
00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:26,000
so I don't I don't know there we jump to

1236
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,000
like a couple of cute scenes right so

1237
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,200
you have like Vivian talking to gwy and

1238
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:33,520
she's like grinning like an idiot and

1239
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:35,119
then gwy is kind of being like if you

1240
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,400
can make that face from Just a Kiss like

1241
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:41,200
I get why maybe you cursed him like

1242
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:44,480
seems you seem a little bit giddy then

1243
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:47,520
like after that debrief viven and Rees

1244
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:49,480
end up going to get coffee and he tries

1245
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:52,480
to bring up and like talk to her about

1246
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:53,799
the kiss uh and she's just kind of stoic

1247
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,839
and is like yeah like it was like it

1248
00:54:53,799 --> 00:54:57,079
shouldn't have happened and just like

1249
00:54:54,839 --> 00:54:59,839
shuts it down and can read her well

1250
00:54:57,079 --> 00:55:01,599
enough to be like I want to talk about

1251
00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:04,160
this but like she's clearly closing this

1252
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:05,720
off and like I'm not going to push this

1253
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:08,280
conversation

1254
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:09,760
so uh she's telling him kind of about

1255
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,640
the shop because he notices he's like

1256
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,160
are the breas magical like are they

1257
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,640
witches and she's like yeah everyone

1258
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:17,760
that they employ here they're like

1259
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:20,000
primarily college students who practice

1260
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:21,799
magic uh and then she's telling him that

1261
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:25,400
like they use small magic to run the

1262
00:55:21,799 --> 00:55:27,680
shop with like dishes never break orders

1263
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:29,680
are always right no one ever spills

1264
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,440
anything and just like those like small

1265
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:34,640
always the perfect temperature like that

1266
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:36,520
kind of stuff very much but as she's

1267
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:39,160
saying that suddenly there's this like

1268
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:42,720
shattering sound and they look and they

1269
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:45,280
like go over to this dude who mug has

1270
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:47,920
fallen on the ground and he is frozen

1271
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:49,680
solid oh yeah and they're like the [ __ ]

1272
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,000
he should not be frozen solid but then

1273
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:53,480
like as they're like looking around and

1274
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:56,000
like the manager is like calling

1275
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:58,280
911 they see a barista like sneak out

1276
00:55:56,000 --> 00:56:00,079
the back so they go to talk to her and

1277
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:01,359
it's a student who's apparently been

1278
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:03,880
dealing

1279
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:06,039
potions to her classmates so it's

1280
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:08,720
supposed to be like a Viagra

1281
00:56:06,039 --> 00:56:11,760
potion but because the town's magic was

1282
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:14,880
on the fritz and she didn't know that no

1283
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:17,119
it didn't just make him hard why would

1284
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,920
you take that in a coffee shop I'm like

1285
00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:20,680
was it on the start of the date well cuz

1286
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:24,839
like my assumption was that like she

1287
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:27,319
like puts it in their Dr Cofe right but

1288
00:56:24,839 --> 00:56:30,039
I'm like maybe she hands it to them and

1289
00:56:27,319 --> 00:56:35,119
then they decide when they take it and

1290
00:56:30,039 --> 00:56:38,000
he's like starting my date early and uh

1291
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:39,599
and maybe a little explicitly like I

1292
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:43,680
don't know are you trying to get a handy

1293
00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:46,240
in a coffee shop H valid question why

1294
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:49,150
was he taking it in the shop regardless

1295
00:56:46,240 --> 00:56:52,160
that's hilarious and he is now frozen

1296
00:56:49,150 --> 00:56:55,960
[Laughter]

1297
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:57,520
solid and but it's also when uh when

1298
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:59,680
Vivan is talking to she's like maybe

1299
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,880
like hold off on like using magic for a

1300
00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:03,559
while uh and the girl's like well you

1301
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,119
wouldn't get it since like you don't

1302
00:57:03,559 --> 00:57:06,880
like she's like that's like asking me

1303
00:57:05,119 --> 00:57:08,359
not to breathe like I just like magic is

1304
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,000
part of my everyday life and she's like

1305
00:57:08,359 --> 00:57:13,000
you wouldn't get it and Vivian's like

1306
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,119
I'm a witch the girl's like wait what

1307
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,760
like he's clearly magical you teach on

1308
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:18,640
like the Normie side she's like you're a

1309
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:22,039
witch

1310
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:25,440
huh which just more to the like how

1311
00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:26,760
Vivien grew up right uh and not growing

1312
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:29,039
like her parents are

1313
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:32,839
deceased they didn't practice magic

1314
00:57:29,039 --> 00:57:35,480
growing up at one point uh reys is like

1315
00:57:32,839 --> 00:57:36,599
so the full Potter huh and she's like

1316
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:37,799
what and he's like yeah like you like

1317
00:57:36,599 --> 00:57:40,039
didn't find out you're magical till you

1318
00:57:37,799 --> 00:57:42,599
were older the full Potter she's like no

1319
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:46,920
one calls it that he's like sure they

1320
00:57:42,599 --> 00:57:50,520
do so it's sort of like like um growing

1321
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:52,160
up in a home where your parents are from

1322
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:54,520
a different country but they don't speak

1323
00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:56,359
their native language in the house but

1324
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,880
then like you go around your extended

1325
00:57:56,359 --> 00:58:00,200
family and they're all speaking the

1326
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:02,039
native language and you're like supposed

1327
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:04,559
to know but you kind of know but you

1328
00:58:02,039 --> 00:58:08,960
really don't like and that's how I'm

1329
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:12,240
like conceptualizing it um I think with

1330
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:15,000
viven it's not necessarily a lack of

1331
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:17,599
knowledge it's just a lack of habit and

1332
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:19,960
a lack of practice where like everyone

1333
00:58:17,599 --> 00:58:23,599
else like when she practices magic she's

1334
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:26,119
very good and very competent and can do

1335
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:27,680
lots of things um but because she did

1336
00:58:26,119 --> 00:58:29,559
didn't grow up with magic being a part

1337
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:32,440
of her regular daily life and practice

1338
00:58:29,559 --> 00:58:35,720
she doesn't utilize it as readily right

1339
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:39,200
okay and so like she's like yeah I still

1340
00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:41,000
clean my house like I don't use magic to

1341
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,359
do that so I think it's more of those

1342
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,079
things where it's like not that she

1343
00:58:42,359 --> 00:58:47,599
can't do it or figure it out it's just

1344
00:58:45,079 --> 00:58:49,720
that she it's not Beyond her she just

1345
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:52,839
doesn't it's not part of her regular

1346
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:55,400
habits I got you okay okay yeah thank

1347
00:58:52,839 --> 00:58:56,960
God because I was like am I getting me

1348
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,359
um

1349
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:01,880
no I get what you're

1350
00:58:58,359 --> 00:59:04,760
saying so the next day

1351
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:07,319
uh there when Vivan is at work a witch

1352
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:10,599
shows up to from the witch

1353
00:59:07,319 --> 00:59:12,559
witch from the witchery

1354
00:59:10,599 --> 00:59:14,920
Department The Witch's Department the

1355
00:59:12,559 --> 00:59:16,599
witchery Department the witch Department

1356
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,880
the Council of

1357
00:59:16,599 --> 00:59:22,319
witches whatever the Muggles no way

1358
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:25,240
wrong we're just getting it all

1359
00:59:22,319 --> 00:59:27,039
confused and uh she's like oh it's like

1360
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:29,200
a newer Young

1361
00:59:27,039 --> 00:59:30,559
like Professor her name is Amanda she's

1362
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,359
like oh she actually seems cool she's

1363
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:34,480
not as like stuck up as the others and

1364
00:59:32,359 --> 00:59:37,400
Amanda wants to talk to her about Piper

1365
00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:41,079
The Ghost and asks for Vivian help

1366
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:43,640
capturing Piper again uh so they can

1367
00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:46,000
rebind her so we find out that like

1368
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:48,920
Piper uh would had been trying to do

1369
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:51,079
like a summoning spell and it was some

1370
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:53,280
darker magic and it was too powerful and

1371
00:59:51,079 --> 00:59:56,480
like that's what killed

1372
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:58,760
her so that night Vivian calls reest to

1373
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:00,039
meet her and they he's like what are we

1374
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:02,799
doing she's like We're going to capture

1375
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:06,000
a ghost he's like okay so they're going

1376
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:07,559
on this adventure they are going to the

1377
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,319
house that Piper lived in when she'd

1378
01:00:07,559 --> 01:00:15,359
been alive so that they can find her

1379
01:00:09,319 --> 01:00:19,799
altar uh and then Amanda has given viven

1380
01:00:15,359 --> 01:00:24,400
a uh I always [ __ ] up the pronunciation

1381
01:00:19,799 --> 01:00:24,400
idy sure yeah

1382
01:00:27,079 --> 01:00:30,680
I should have just said that with more

1383
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:32,359
confidence instead of being like I might

1384
01:00:30,680 --> 01:00:35,160
be butchering I don't know what it's

1385
01:00:32,359 --> 01:00:42,319
supposed to be so sounds right to me

1386
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:44,599
yeah a idy candle uh oh

1387
01:00:42,319 --> 01:00:47,520
yes oh it's because you didn't say

1388
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:49,799
candle why I need to say context I get

1389
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:49,799
it

1390
01:00:50,079 --> 01:00:56,480
now the candle context makes all the

1391
01:00:53,880 --> 01:00:58,359
difference woo so so they're like we

1392
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,599
have to they're like very simple all we

1393
01:00:58,359 --> 01:01:03,559
have to do is find her altar light the

1394
01:01:00,599 --> 01:01:06,720
candle it will bring her spirit back to

1395
01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:08,960
the flame she will live in the candle

1396
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:11,039
and then we can get it back to the

1397
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:14,200
witchery

1398
01:01:11,039 --> 01:01:15,319
Department done that's the whole plan uh

1399
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:17,559
but when they get to the house they're

1400
01:01:15,319 --> 01:01:19,599
like she lived in like a [ __ ] haunted

1401
01:01:17,559 --> 01:01:22,039
house it's creepy as [ __ ] it's like a

1402
01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:24,280
dilapidated Victorian or something very

1403
01:01:22,039 --> 01:01:25,520
much that energy yeah and so they go in

1404
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:27,400
and they're like starting to like look

1405
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:28,599
around and then they hear some noises

1406
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:30,640
and so they go and they hide in the

1407
01:01:28,599 --> 01:01:33,000
closet and it's some students from the

1408
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:35,359
college and one of the college Bros is

1409
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:37,720
trying to use it as a hookup

1410
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:41,119
spot cuz I walk in and like notice like

1411
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:45,000
this room like like one room wasn't

1412
01:01:41,119 --> 01:01:46,480
Dusty the way the rest of the house was

1413
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:50,160
you know at least he cleaned it up a

1414
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:53,119
little bit I guess great positive

1415
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:56,359
reframe I try if that is strength based

1416
01:01:53,119 --> 01:01:59,520
if ever I've I've heard it h

1417
01:01:56,359 --> 01:02:02,920
so they're like what the [ __ ] he's using

1418
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:05,240
this as a hookup spot but like as he's

1419
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,680
like trying to like talk the girl into

1420
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,359
he's like come on like I promise it'll

1421
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,960
be like good and she's like that's what

1422
01:02:08,359 --> 01:02:14,200
you said last time it was only 2 minutes

1423
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:17,079
and they're like in the closet hearing

1424
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:18,960
this oh my God you can't come back from

1425
01:02:17,079 --> 01:02:20,119
that you can't come back from that by

1426
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,079
God he was

1427
01:02:20,119 --> 01:02:23,400
trying but they're pressed together in

1428
01:02:22,079 --> 01:02:24,760
the closet it's like feeling more

1429
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:27,079
intimate and they're hearing that out

1430
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,200
there but then like the kid realizes

1431
01:02:27,079 --> 01:02:30,039
he's like yeah maybe this isn't the

1432
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,160
sexiest thing like let's just explore

1433
01:02:30,039 --> 01:02:35,279
then like well we can't have him like

1434
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:38,200
finding us in the closet so Vivian

1435
01:02:35,279 --> 01:02:41,960
starts using her magic to like Shake

1436
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:44,559
picture frames on the wall and like slam

1437
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:47,240
doors and windows and so they're like we

1438
01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:49,240
need to get the [ __ ] out of here so they

1439
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:51,760
managed to get rid of the students and

1440
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:53,480
then as they're like still pressed close

1441
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,359
in the closet she like leans back

1442
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:57,720
against the wall and feels like a zap in

1443
01:02:55,359 --> 01:03:00,200
her finger ERS and is like like feels

1444
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:02,880
like a magic tingle and then it's like

1445
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:04,359
oh this is like when they like turn

1446
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:07,880
their flashlight around in the back of

1447
01:03:04,359 --> 01:03:10,480
the closet is where her full altar was

1448
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:13,079
oh yeah happy accident right very

1449
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:16,200
convenient they light the candle they

1450
01:03:13,079 --> 01:03:19,000
feel Pipers I was going to say Essence

1451
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:21,240
but I guess presence is is your spirit

1452
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,240
your

1453
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:25,480
essence yes

1454
01:03:26,599 --> 01:03:31,079
I don't know yes you're like hey Chelsea

1455
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:33,640
that feels like a bigger

1456
01:03:31,079 --> 01:03:35,760
question that I'm not prepared for In

1457
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:39,200
This Moment didn't realize we were like

1458
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:41,880
going full Nichi or some [ __ ] today or

1459
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:46,079
whatever kind of pick a

1460
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:49,880
philosopher Camu I just like to say that

1461
01:03:46,079 --> 01:03:51,359
that is a fun one M yeah uh I am having

1462
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,319
a hard time naming philosophers cuz in

1463
01:03:51,359 --> 01:03:55,240
my head all I'm thinking of is like

1464
01:03:53,319 --> 01:03:57,319
counseling theorists which are not the

1465
01:03:55,240 --> 01:04:00,520
same so that's why I'm not really saying

1466
01:03:57,319 --> 01:04:00,520
anything I almost said

1467
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,839
yolum like we're about to go full Adler

1468
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,839
on this

1469
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:13,520
[ __ ] uh so Piper is like being drawn to

1470
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:16,720
the candle and like she's like starting

1471
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:19,760
to whisp into the candle but is talking

1472
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:22,160
with them as this is happening and she

1473
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,920
says cursed pen Hollow cursed for what

1474
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:25,799
was taken and like looks at Reese and

1475
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:28,400
she's like it was never yours [ __ ]

1476
01:04:25,799 --> 01:04:30,880
like you took it and he's like is this

1477
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,559
about me doesn't feel like it's about me

1478
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:34,640
I didn't do anything yes but then she's

1479
01:04:32,559 --> 01:04:37,359
like what was wrong must be writed what

1480
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:40,680
was taken must be relinquished and then

1481
01:04:37,359 --> 01:04:43,559
the flame goes out

1482
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:45,559
yeah and so they're like well let's take

1483
01:04:43,559 --> 01:04:47,480
the candle to the Something Wicked store

1484
01:04:45,559 --> 01:04:49,799
room for some safekeeping until we can

1485
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:52,200
get it back to the witchery

1486
01:04:49,799 --> 01:04:53,279
department and like at as they're

1487
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,839
getting back to the store room they're

1488
01:04:53,279 --> 01:04:56,400
just like laughing about like the

1489
01:04:54,839 --> 01:04:59,839
students lack of

1490
01:04:56,400 --> 01:05:02,720
game and uh she's like you know thanks

1491
01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:05,319
for never trying to feel me up in a

1492
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:08,039
haunted house when we were 19 and he's

1493
01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:09,520
like it would have been worth it but

1494
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:11,279
then he goes he's like I was mad about

1495
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,160
you and then he pauses and he's like

1496
01:05:11,279 --> 01:05:15,799
maybe that shouldn't be past tense he's

1497
01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:18,200
like I am mad about you I'm still mad

1498
01:05:15,799 --> 01:05:22,200
about you and is like still very into

1499
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:24,359
you uh I've never stopped and so then

1500
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:26,760
they start kissing and it's very sweet

1501
01:05:24,359 --> 01:05:29,039
and then uh he said say if you'll allow

1502
01:05:26,760 --> 01:05:31,720
me to make you come tonight I consider

1503
01:05:29,039 --> 01:05:34,319
myself the most fortunate of

1504
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:36,799
men which is such a formal request to

1505
01:05:34,319 --> 01:05:41,520
finger blast someone I was going to say

1506
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:44,799
that is so British like oh my

1507
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:44,799
God I'm

1508
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:50,920
like so British well I was trying to say

1509
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:53,880
okay Mr Darcy but I couldn't think of

1510
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:56,880
Darcy so I almost just said okay Mr

1511
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:56,880
Weasley

1512
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:07,839
so I

1513
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:10,680
almost hooked up with a a UK like

1514
01:06:07,839 --> 01:06:12,880
exchange student or whatever and it was

1515
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:15,440
almost because we were about to get it

1516
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:21,520
and he said will you allow me to lie

1517
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:21,520
with you and I went nope deed out

1518
01:06:22,270 --> 01:06:29,880
[Laughter]

1519
01:06:28,680 --> 01:06:31,920
you're like when it was happening

1520
01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:33,799
organically I was just rolling with it

1521
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:39,039
but now that we've actually stopped and

1522
01:06:33,799 --> 01:06:39,039
put a question why did you say it like

1523
01:06:41,490 --> 01:06:47,400
[Music]

1524
01:06:43,839 --> 01:06:49,400
that so the next day on campus viven

1525
01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,799
meets Amanda to hand her the candle then

1526
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,279
Ash's walking to her office she like

1527
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:53,760
sees Amanda walking off and she's like

1528
01:06:52,279 --> 01:06:56,039
huh that's not the way to the witchery

1529
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,400
Department maybe she knows a show cut

1530
01:06:56,039 --> 01:07:00,039
I'm not in that department and just like

1531
01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:02,640
moves on with her day uh but then a

1532
01:07:00,039 --> 01:07:05,079
little bit later Dr arbit KN knocks on

1533
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:07,960
her door and is like we need to talk and

1534
01:07:05,079 --> 01:07:12,599
like that's where that chapter Fades to

1535
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:16,359
Black next scene next chapter

1536
01:07:12,599 --> 01:07:19,400
reys uh Rees is thinking about how into

1537
01:07:16,359 --> 01:07:22,079
Vivian he is uh and then she knocks on

1538
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:25,279
the on his door and is like clearly

1539
01:07:22,079 --> 01:07:28,839
upset and so she tells him that she's

1540
01:07:25,279 --> 01:07:32,920
like yeah apparently Amanda isn't a

1541
01:07:28,839 --> 01:07:35,960
professor she's a con artist oh my God

1542
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:40,920
all right t- Ms YN

1543
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:43,760
tamson t m Sy YN tamson yes tamson okay

1544
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:47,440
uh wellknown con artist for like dealing

1545
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:50,279
in magical artifacts oh no so they're

1546
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:53,079
like cool we just put this very powerful

1547
01:07:50,279 --> 01:07:57,480
Ghost spirit in this candle and handed

1548
01:07:53,079 --> 01:07:59,160
it to a con artist nailed it yeah uh but

1549
01:07:57,480 --> 01:08:03,240
it's also super funny because this is

1550
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:05,119
like I one of the first times that uh

1551
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:06,720
Vivian has been to his house and

1552
01:08:05,119 --> 01:08:10,520
apparently the family house there is

1553
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:11,920
this like creepy ass Gothic mansion like

1554
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:12,920
she go of course it is yeah like she

1555
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:16,359
like goes into the bedroom and she's

1556
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:19,400
like is this Dracula's bedroom like of

1557
01:08:16,359 --> 01:08:23,120
course you have a [ __ ] canopy

1558
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:25,199
bed oh not a canopy right and so they're

1559
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,960
just like very endearing things seem to

1560
01:08:25,199 --> 01:08:29,239
be escalating and at one point she like

1561
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,440
looks at him and she's like I've run out

1562
01:08:29,239 --> 01:08:33,199
of ways to say this is a bad idea and

1563
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:34,839
he's like we've made a lot of mistakes

1564
01:08:33,199 --> 01:08:36,759
but like I don't think this is one of

1565
01:08:34,839 --> 01:08:38,080
them and she's like are you going to

1566
01:08:36,759 --> 01:08:41,279
kiss me he's like I'm going to do a lot

1567
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,279
more than kiss you if you let

1568
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:48,120
me that's cute maybe I'll lie with you

1569
01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:49,120
may I lie with you and that's the that's

1570
01:08:48,120 --> 01:08:51,319
the deal

1571
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:54,640
breaker I don't know

1572
01:08:51,319 --> 01:08:57,440
why but as soon as he said it I was like

1573
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:57,440
I think I'm going to go

1574
01:08:58,319 --> 01:09:03,799
oh listen we've all had those moments

1575
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:06,600
that you're like this this is a deal

1576
01:09:03,799 --> 01:09:08,799
breaker and it's just like an instant

1577
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,960
flip well it was like I just got pulled

1578
01:09:08,799 --> 01:09:14,239
out of the moment and was like never

1579
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:17,359
mind like yes you have a great accent

1580
01:09:14,239 --> 01:09:21,600
and that is not enough to carry this so

1581
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:23,279
I'm going to go you're like actually

1582
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:26,199
would you could I just hand you a book

1583
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:28,080
would you mind reading to me instead

1584
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:31,440
that feels like a great way to spend the

1585
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:34,679
night yes

1586
01:09:31,440 --> 01:09:37,560
1,000% um so he takes her to the bedroom

1587
01:09:34,679 --> 01:09:40,279
which they describe as a creepy Sex

1588
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:41,759
Dungeon oh my God like he's making jokes

1589
01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:43,600
about it and she's like why didn't you

1590
01:09:41,759 --> 01:09:45,640
ever bring me back to your house and she

1591
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:47,120
he was like this place like when we were

1592
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:51,480
you wanted me to bring you to the creepy

1593
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:52,719
Sex Dungeon cool um they bone yeah

1594
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:55,760
excellent I'd say it's like they're

1595
01:09:52,719 --> 01:09:58,199
solidifying [ __ ] right and so uh next

1596
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,400
chapter we're now a week in the

1597
01:09:58,199 --> 01:10:02,040
future they've had a great week they've

1598
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:06,040
been [ __ ]

1599
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:08,159
everywhere and uh it is now right before

1600
01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:10,360
the Fall Fest Vivian is supposed to be

1601
01:10:08,159 --> 01:10:12,320
helping Gwyn run a booth uh but they are

1602
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:14,480
a little bit late because they were

1603
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:17,480
[ __ ] you get it yeah yeah which is

1604
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:19,159
also funny because like like he's like

1605
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:21,040
no one will care if we're late she's

1606
01:10:19,159 --> 01:10:22,679
like Gwyn will care if we're late and

1607
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,080
then she gets sidetracked then they're

1608
01:10:22,679 --> 01:10:26,600
an hour late and gwyn's like where the

1609
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:29,840
[ __ ] were you

1610
01:10:26,600 --> 01:10:35,400
yeah yeah we were we're getting ready to

1611
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:38,040
be here with you right uh so at the

1612
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:40,000
festival Reese has apparently never had

1613
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,480
a Tarot read before and so gwyn's like

1614
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:44,440
let me like do a pull for you and so

1615
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:46,880
she's like okay this and then they show

1616
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:48,040
uh the emperor on the final card and

1617
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:49,440
they're like well that's not like the

1618
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:51,640
emperor is not bad they're like no just

1619
01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:54,840
like a little like for boing and like

1620
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:58,080
you know like Authority and rules and

1621
01:10:54,840 --> 01:11:00,679
stru and Reese is like my father they're

1622
01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:03,280
like yeah like your father he's like no

1623
01:11:00,679 --> 01:11:05,960
my father and like points over when

1624
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:07,280
should he like [ __ ] my dad is here so

1625
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:08,640
now they are all talking with Dad and

1626
01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:10,120
his dad's like why the [ __ ] didn't you

1627
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:12,080
tell me you were cursed he's like I

1628
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:14,120
tried to tell you I was cursed you told

1629
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:15,360
me I was being ridiculous you told me

1630
01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:18,840
that's just how humans

1631
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:23,320
[Laughter]

1632
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:26,159
travel which uh when we recently went to

1633
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:28,280
Japan CEO green was on our flight shut

1634
01:11:26,159 --> 01:11:29,280
the [ __ ] up in Delta 1 why did you not

1635
01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:33,000
tell me

1636
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:36,120
that I am right now you I've seen you

1637
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:38,400
before this are you a big CEO girly I

1638
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:40,400
didn't know I feel like that's a thing I

1639
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:44,480
would tell people that you're a CEO

1640
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:47,440
girly no that I saw CEO on a plane I

1641
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:50,440
didn't cuz he was in Delta 1 oh okay I I

1642
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:53,600
did see like people in our group took

1643
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:55,000
selfies with him at one of thep I got

1644
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:57,360
you I got you but apparently they also

1645
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:59,920
had their own separate entrance and exit

1646
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,239
from the plane huh like in [ __ ] there

1647
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:06,639
were like

1648
01:12:01,239 --> 01:12:09,040
two vestibules to the plane huh yeah

1649
01:12:06,639 --> 01:12:11,960
they had their own special exit so he

1650
01:12:09,040 --> 01:12:13,760
didn't have to walk amongst the yeah

1651
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:15,840
yeah that's why I didn't see him because

1652
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:17,719
I'm a

1653
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:20,639
peasant

1654
01:12:17,719 --> 01:12:21,920
understood uh so when his dad is like

1655
01:12:20,639 --> 01:12:23,480
have you even really what have you been

1656
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:25,000
doing for these last like for the last

1657
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:29,639
like week and a half since you've been

1658
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:32,239
here here and he's like not just

1659
01:12:29,639 --> 01:12:33,560
[ __ ] other F other things he's like

1660
01:12:32,239 --> 01:12:37,320
we've been trying to like reverse the

1661
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:42,480
side effects of the curse uh

1662
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:45,080
and Simon asks viven and gwy and aunti

1663
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:46,880
Lane he's like do you all have any like

1664
01:12:45,080 --> 01:12:49,280
ancestors that are buried locally that

1665
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:52,239
you could like draw from their magic and

1666
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:57,120
their power um and they're like

1667
01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:57,120
yes I don't a e l

1668
01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:05,320
WYD lww

1669
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:11,360
nope you're just let me suffer on that

1670
01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:13,440
one okay like a Aid a I wholeheartedly

1671
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:16,159
apologize to everyone who's like these

1672
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:18,000
dumb asses this is the most obvious

1673
01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:19,679
thing please teach us how to pronounce

1674
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:21,920
this I guess I could also have Googled

1675
01:13:19,679 --> 01:13:24,040
this before we recorded all of our Welsh

1676
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:26,120
listeners are like y'all can go [ __ ]

1677
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:31,719
yourselves I think I'm like

1678
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:35,800
60% Welsh of course you are this is not

1679
01:13:31,719 --> 01:13:35,800
great um but they're like

1680
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:43,400
yes Grandma a is that Granny a gran gran

1681
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:46,159
just gonna yeah granny a actually came

1682
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:48,840
over at the same time as like Griffin P

1683
01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:52,280
pen Hollow and like when he founded the

1684
01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:54,560
town and she's buried there uh and then

1685
01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:56,280
Simon is like all right well like I'm

1686
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,360
going back you guys need to fix this and

1687
01:13:56,280 --> 01:14:01,239
he's like I'll leave you to sell your

1688
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:03,679
crystals and chat skis and Vivian's like

1689
01:14:01,239 --> 01:14:06,239
hey like we we do sell crystals and we

1690
01:14:03,679 --> 01:14:07,719
do sell chachis and we still manage to

1691
01:14:06,239 --> 01:14:09,520
curse your whole [ __ ] family so maybe

1692
01:14:07,719 --> 01:14:13,159
lay off you

1693
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:15,120
think good for her yeah they're like

1694
01:14:13,159 --> 01:14:17,679
little little bit of a badass yeah yeah

1695
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:20,280
like very sweet softspoken Professor but

1696
01:14:17,679 --> 01:14:23,400
can like turn it on when she needs to I

1697
01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:30,199
don't think she swore at him I swore at

1698
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:32,800
him for understood I get it also

1699
01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:34,520
uh I know this is a podcast so most

1700
01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:36,199
people are listening from a podcast

1701
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:38,440
platform but for those of you lucky

1702
01:14:36,199 --> 01:14:41,679
enough to be watching on YouTube right

1703
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:43,920
now my cat Craig my 10 year-old six

1704
01:14:41,679 --> 01:14:45,440
pound hairless cat has joined us but my

1705
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:48,440
favorite part is he likes to tuck his

1706
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:50,159
head in like under and then Fred does

1707
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:52,199
that too and then sleep and it's the

1708
01:14:50,159 --> 01:14:54,880
funniest he looks like a little so cute

1709
01:14:52,199 --> 01:14:56,360
a little raw chicken it he does he looks

1710
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,679
like like a little raw chicken there's

1711
01:14:56,360 --> 01:15:00,000
something about when a cat does that

1712
01:14:57,679 --> 01:15:01,719
that you're just like I what is extra

1713
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:03,400
endearing about this I don't know but

1714
01:15:01,719 --> 01:15:06,280
it's so cute but it

1715
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:09,679
is um okay so the next morning reys

1716
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:11,320
wakes Vivian up and is like hey I can't

1717
01:15:09,679 --> 01:15:13,600
really use my magic but I called my

1718
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:16,120
brother and he can use his magic so I

1719
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:18,159
had him run a tracking spell on tamson

1720
01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:20,639
she is just like a town over how

1721
01:15:18,159 --> 01:15:24,360
convenient let's go get that candle

1722
01:15:20,639 --> 01:15:26,679
back so they go to the next town over

1723
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:28,679
and get into the lobby of the Airbnb and

1724
01:15:26,679 --> 01:15:31,440
Reese's whole plan starts and ends with

1725
01:15:28,679 --> 01:15:34,639
him like Charming the front desk lady

1726
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:36,320
into telling them the room number men

1727
01:15:34,639 --> 01:15:38,199
are the worst right like right as he's

1728
01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:41,280
like starting to like be like well hey

1729
01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:43,639
there how's your morning tamson comes

1730
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:46,159
into the lobby and it's like thank God

1731
01:15:43,639 --> 01:15:49,800
you guys are here come upstairs with me

1732
01:15:46,159 --> 01:15:51,600
and they're like wait what what that

1733
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,159
shouldn't have happened right that felt

1734
01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,600
different yes so then when they get up

1735
01:15:53,159 --> 01:15:57,600
into the room Tams and is like y'all

1736
01:15:54,600 --> 01:16:00,520
need to help me and they're like what

1737
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:03,440
and she so she shows them the candle it

1738
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:05,400
is like radiating dark energy in a way

1739
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:07,280
that they're like it's not supposed to

1740
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,920
do that she's like yeah I've sold a lot

1741
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,280
of these over the years and it's not

1742
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:13,960
supposed to do that and she's like and I

1743
01:16:10,280 --> 01:16:15,719
can't travel with it I can't sell it and

1744
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:17,000
she's like so I was trying to figure out

1745
01:16:15,719 --> 01:16:20,719
what to do and y'all just showed up like

1746
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:24,000
some [ __ ] witch Angels so thanks yeah

1747
01:16:20,719 --> 01:16:26,920
[ __ ] fix it yeah and so Vivian's like

1748
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:31,080
I guess we could do you the favor of

1749
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:33,760
taking this candle off your hands and uh

1750
01:16:31,080 --> 01:16:35,040
ree is like yes at Great personal cost

1751
01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:37,199
to our own

1752
01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:40,480
well-being as you can see the candle's

1753
01:16:37,199 --> 01:16:43,560
dangerous so you're

1754
01:16:40,480 --> 01:16:46,280
welcome and when they leave they're

1755
01:16:43,560 --> 01:16:48,199
like that could could have gone better

1756
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:51,920
if we planned it

1757
01:16:48,199 --> 01:16:55,600
right so they get the candle back to

1758
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:57,320
Something Wicked and Vivan lights it and

1759
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:59,400
Piper appears and Piper is like I

1760
01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:02,719
recognize you and she's like yes from

1761
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:03,760
the library uh I'm the one that cursed

1762
01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:08,080
the pen

1763
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:10,040
Hollows you might recognize me you may

1764
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:12,080
remember me well and Piper's like hold

1765
01:17:10,040 --> 01:17:14,920
up like it wasn't you then she's like

1766
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:16,719
well not just you like I know the magic

1767
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:19,280
surrounding the pen Hollows and like

1768
01:17:16,719 --> 01:17:21,719
it's not only

1769
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:23,679
yours and so then Piper goes on to say

1770
01:17:21,719 --> 01:17:26,800
there's other magic running in the blood

1771
01:17:23,679 --> 01:17:28,880
of the Town mag magic that was stolen by

1772
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:32,800
the pen Hollows

1773
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:35,880
hidden Grandma a deserves her

1774
01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:40,400
revenge oh damn cuz griffi stole her

1775
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:43,639
magic to start the town oh damn yes

1776
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:48,080
thank you Keenan Thompson was what is

1777
01:17:43,639 --> 01:17:50,800
that I don't know I was here for it

1778
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:53,480
though I don't know I gave you two odams

1779
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:55,920
it felt I felt good about it I felt good

1780
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:59,040
about receiving the odam

1781
01:17:55,920 --> 01:18:01,280
so thank you um so we do learn within

1782
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:06,320
this conversation that Piper had been

1783
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:08,280
trying to summon uh Grandma A's magic

1784
01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:10,320
and uh what had been trying to summon

1785
01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:14,199
her and like Piper's magic wasn't enough

1786
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:18,560
and so it was trying to summon

1787
01:18:14,199 --> 01:18:21,719
Vivian's ancestry line that killed Piper

1788
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:24,800
um but then they're like because viven

1789
01:18:21,719 --> 01:18:26,360
was blood when viven cursed Reese and it

1790
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:30,520
summoned her it was like enough to like

1791
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:34,639
break through that barrier so it is a

1792
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:37,920
blood curse that like gave more power H

1793
01:18:34,639 --> 01:18:41,639
uh but the curse was that Griffin's

1794
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:44,239
Legacy and heirs would suffer and Salon

1795
01:18:41,639 --> 01:18:45,960
is the the very next night and that's

1796
01:18:44,239 --> 01:18:47,400
when the veil will be thinnest and Magic

1797
01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:49,639
will be the most potent so they're like

1798
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:51,880
the curse will reach its peak and so

1799
01:18:49,639 --> 01:18:54,000
they're like both the town and Reese are

1800
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:59,719
going to die at midnight tomorrow oh

1801
01:18:54,000 --> 01:19:01,600
[ __ ] yes yeah casual not ideal no not

1802
01:18:59,719 --> 01:19:02,880
not if you're Reese yeah not what you

1803
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:05,719
want to hear

1804
01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:08,080
really no that's a that's a bitter pill

1805
01:19:05,719 --> 01:19:10,920
to swallow

1806
01:19:08,080 --> 01:19:12,120
yeah not what you're like okay we just

1807
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,199
went through all this effort to summon

1808
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:18,840
this ghost was hoping she'd bring better

1809
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:21,040
news I'm going to die in 24 hours

1810
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:24,480
noted yeah not a lot of time to figure

1811
01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:26,520
it out from there so reys and Vivian are

1812
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:29,400
like going back to his place and she's

1813
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:31,400
just like feeling the weight of all of

1814
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:34,239
this and he's making jokes and like

1815
01:19:31,400 --> 01:19:35,960
making light and it's like yeah like

1816
01:19:34,239 --> 01:19:38,280
well when I die like maybe like give me

1817
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:40,520
like a Vikings funeral and she's just

1818
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:42,080
like this isn't funny and he's like oh

1819
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:43,679
yeah like he's like you're right like

1820
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,280
you've had a really long day like this

1821
01:19:43,679 --> 01:19:48,400
has been like a very emotional day like

1822
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:51,159
not the time for quippy jokes she's like

1823
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:54,760
no don't say that like I don't find it

1824
01:19:51,159 --> 01:19:57,520
funny because I'm tired it's not funny

1825
01:19:54,760 --> 01:20:00,280
cuz I [ __ ] cursed you and if I don't

1826
01:19:57,520 --> 01:20:03,440
solve it you're going to die tomorrow

1827
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:06,760
night and that is on me because I cursed

1828
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:11,000
you and none of this is funny yes so

1829
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:12,080
she's just like I I'm she like having a

1830
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:13,400
moment where she's like you don't really

1831
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,040
take anything

1832
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:18,040
seriously

1833
01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:21,440
and I'm think I'm going to leave and go

1834
01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:25,040
back to my place for the night so the

1835
01:20:21,440 --> 01:20:27,480
next morning reys wakes up alone and is

1836
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:30,199
like having a moment where he's like you

1837
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:32,560
know when I was 19 and like told her

1838
01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:34,280
like apparently when he was 19 and was

1839
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:37,440
like yeah I have to go back to wheel to

1840
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:39,760
whales to deal with my betroth situation

1841
01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:41,199
she like threw his jeans at his head and

1842
01:20:39,760 --> 01:20:42,400
took off and he's like she like didn't

1843
01:20:41,199 --> 01:20:43,800
let me explain didn't let me say

1844
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:45,159
anything and he's like she didn't really

1845
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:46,679
like trust me or like give me the

1846
01:20:45,159 --> 01:20:49,080
benefit of the doubt and he's like and

1847
01:20:46,679 --> 01:20:52,199
she's also not doing that now which

1848
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:55,520
stings he's like because I love her and

1849
01:20:52,199 --> 01:20:57,960
it she doesn't trust me yeah yeah

1850
01:20:55,520 --> 01:21:00,040
um and so his younger brother he has two

1851
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:01,360
brothers the older one is back in whales

1852
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:02,600
the younger one I don't really know

1853
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:07,000
where he is I don't know if he knows

1854
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:08,920
where he is uh but he facetimes him and

1855
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:10,120
he's like you don't look too hot and so

1856
01:21:08,920 --> 01:21:11,440
his brother like he's telling his

1857
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:13,560
brother all of the stuff that's been

1858
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:15,880
going on with viven and his brother's

1859
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:18,800
like she's right like you don't take

1860
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:21,400
[ __ ] seriously and he's like what I take

1861
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:23,239
I take a lot of [ __ ] seriously like work

1862
01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:26,280
her I'd take you seriously if it wasn't

1863
01:21:23,239 --> 01:21:29,280
for your beard and he's like like M case

1864
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:31,880
in point Bud let's just

1865
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:36,440
pause I'm going to repeat your words

1866
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:36,440
back to you tell me what you hear in

1867
01:21:37,679 --> 01:21:43,679
that yes excellent yes his brother

1868
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:46,199
didn't like Go full therapist but

1869
01:21:43,679 --> 01:21:48,080
definitely made the point yeah his

1870
01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:51,159
brother's like tell her you like like

1871
01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:54,239
tell her you love her talk to her like

1872
01:21:51,159 --> 01:21:58,000
mhm communicate maybe show her you're

1873
01:21:54,239 --> 01:22:00,480
taking this seriously yes so he goes to

1874
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:02,120
her aunt's house to try and talk to her

1875
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:04,080
or no maybe he goes to Something Wicked

1876
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:07,120
I don't know wherever he goes he gets

1877
01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:08,639
her aunt and his her aunt is like hey

1878
01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,560
Vivian's not here she's already gone

1879
01:22:08,639 --> 01:22:14,080
back to her place to prepare for for the

1880
01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:17,040
night I get you want to talk to her but

1881
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:20,600
like this is more magic than any of us

1882
01:22:17,040 --> 01:22:24,040
have done and she needs to focus and she

1883
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:26,080
needs to prep and so like you'll need to

1884
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:28,600
save whatever conversation you're trying

1885
01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:31,719
to have with her until after right any

1886
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:35,199
Declarations of Love Can yes which

1887
01:22:31,719 --> 01:22:38,199
1,000% respect yeah she's like hey

1888
01:22:35,199 --> 01:22:41,159
totally understand feel the

1889
01:22:38,199 --> 01:22:44,679
room not the moment if you're still

1890
01:22:41,159 --> 01:22:46,800
alive after all of this we can we can

1891
01:22:44,679 --> 01:22:48,360
work from there so they all get to the

1892
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:52,679
cemetery that night and by all of them I

1893
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:56,560
just mean viven Gwyn Elaine and Reese

1894
01:22:52,679 --> 01:23:00,679
okay and so uh the three women are all

1895
01:22:56,560 --> 01:23:05,480
working to summon Grandma A's Spirit uh

1896
01:23:00,679 --> 01:23:08,520
and then she uh possesses vivien's body

1897
01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:09,639
and is talking to reys and so he's

1898
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:13,000
saying

1899
01:23:09,639 --> 01:23:14,800
like I he loves her and he deserves to

1900
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:16,320
be cursed and then she's like so like

1901
01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:17,960
what if I like spared the town and took

1902
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:21,760
your life he's like take my life as long

1903
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:23,719
as like she's fine and then uh Gwenn is

1904
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:24,520
like Reese no and he's like oh finally

1905
01:23:23,719 --> 01:23:27,120
not dick bad

1906
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:31,639
[Laughter]

1907
01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:34,199
I have a name on the way out nailed

1908
01:23:31,639 --> 01:23:38,560
it which I

1909
01:23:34,199 --> 01:23:41,280
love he's like cool checkbox that one

1910
01:23:38,560 --> 01:23:44,400
finally accomplished that's the last

1911
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:47,920
item on my bucket list apparently so

1912
01:23:44,400 --> 01:23:49,520
ghost grandma is like I am within her

1913
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:51,880
body I can tell like she loves you too

1914
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:55,960
she's asked me to spare both you and the

1915
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:57,400
town and because she is my blood I I

1916
01:23:55,960 --> 01:24:01,880
will do that

1917
01:23:57,400 --> 01:24:04,520
and let go of the fact that you know

1918
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:06,239
griffi drained all of my magic when we

1919
01:24:04,520 --> 01:24:07,560
were supposed to combine them together

1920
01:24:06,239 --> 01:24:08,880
so he could start the town and then he

1921
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:10,800
took full credit of it and told everyone

1922
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:13,440
I died of the influenza or small pox or

1923
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:17,639
some [ __ ] like that I don't know but

1924
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:21,400
yeah so like she's like okay I I will

1925
01:24:17,639 --> 01:24:23,199
like retract my curse I don't know from

1926
01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:24,960
you in the town but then like a moment

1927
01:24:23,199 --> 01:24:27,440
and she's like

1928
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:30,679
I'm not strong enough at this point and

1929
01:24:27,440 --> 01:24:33,239
like it's too late like the curse is too

1930
01:24:30,679 --> 01:24:36,080
strong sorry I

1931
01:24:33,239 --> 01:24:39,360
tried you are

1932
01:24:36,080 --> 01:24:41,520
cursed did you try grandma and then just

1933
01:24:39,360 --> 01:24:43,520
like Vivian collapses to the ground and

1934
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:45,360
when she comes too she's like looking

1935
01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:48,760
around and her aunt's

1936
01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:51,560
like that was such impressive magic and

1937
01:24:48,760 --> 01:24:53,400
she's like but it didn't work I can see

1938
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:56,320
it on your face like don't play G me

1939
01:24:53,400 --> 01:24:58,040
don't tell me it was

1940
01:24:56,320 --> 01:25:01,239
he still going to

1941
01:24:58,040 --> 01:25:04,679
die uh but then she's thinking through

1942
01:25:01,239 --> 01:25:08,000
the that she's like wait our blood also

1943
01:25:04,679 --> 01:25:13,840
like our bloodline and our magic also

1944
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:18,520
fueled this town so Gwen and Elaine and

1945
01:25:13,840 --> 01:25:22,679
viven all go to the caves and then they

1946
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:26,480
all combined their magic and power

1947
01:25:22,679 --> 01:25:28,960
to clear out the lay lines I guess okay

1948
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:32,639
yeah it works I don't know sure yeah

1949
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:34,719
that's like Town saved yes Town Check

1950
01:25:32,639 --> 01:25:36,199
Yes and like reys was like waiting in

1951
01:25:34,719 --> 01:25:37,639
the car so he like pops his head in at

1952
01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:39,679
the end he's like so we're

1953
01:25:37,639 --> 01:25:42,800
good the lines look like they're running

1954
01:25:39,679 --> 01:25:45,960
purple again great work

1955
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:48,600
ladies so now he's like okay I'm no

1956
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:51,440
longer cursed I can confess my love to

1957
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:53,000
viven they're like driving back and she

1958
01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:54,000
tells them to pull over and there's a

1959
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,760
field where she's like oh like that's

1960
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:59,199
where summer solstice took place like

1961
01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:01,560
where we first met when we were 19 and

1962
01:25:59,199 --> 01:26:03,520
then they [ __ ] in the car and he's like

1963
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:05,800
I haven't done this in a long time but

1964
01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:08,679
then right as

1965
01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:10,679
uh right as he's like this is my moment

1966
01:26:08,679 --> 01:26:13,400
to declare my love for her and he's like

1967
01:26:10,679 --> 01:26:15,000
viven she like nuzzles her her head in

1968
01:26:13,400 --> 01:26:19,040
his neck and is like I'm really going to

1969
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:23,920
miss you and he's like oh this was our

1970
01:26:19,040 --> 01:26:26,000
goodbye [ __ ] whoops misread that yes and

1971
01:26:23,920 --> 01:26:29,600
so when get back to her place she like

1972
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:31,840
invites him in and he's like I am

1973
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:33,760
leaving tomorrow and she's like wait

1974
01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:36,159
what and he's like yeah sorry like got

1975
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:38,040
to go back to Wales so they just like

1976
01:26:36,159 --> 01:26:40,600
say

1977
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:43,159
goodbye um so

1978
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:45,199
now it's a couple of months ahead

1979
01:26:43,159 --> 01:26:46,840
because it's when they said the winter

1980
01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:48,480
semester is starting which I would count

1981
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:50,840
winter semester as spring semester that

1982
01:26:48,480 --> 01:26:54,600
starts in January yeah was my thought

1983
01:26:50,840 --> 01:26:55,800
with it uh and Vivan has picked up a

1984
01:26:54,600 --> 01:26:58,560
couple courses that she's going to be

1985
01:26:55,800 --> 01:27:03,719
teaching in the magic Department as

1986
01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:07,199
well and I guess like recent her a book

1987
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:09,600
for Christmas that was um about like the

1988
01:27:07,199 --> 01:27:14,119
history of whales which is what she did

1989
01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:16,600
her master's thesis on actually on like

1990
01:27:14,119 --> 01:27:18,520
griffi pen Hollow or someone along the

1991
01:27:16,600 --> 01:27:20,400
line and he's like oh my family line say

1992
01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:21,800
you did your Master's thesis on okay so

1993
01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:25,840
he sent her a book but it was just like

1994
01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:28,239
for your office sign Reese like no I

1995
01:27:25,840 --> 01:27:30,520
miss you no any of that stuff so she's

1996
01:27:28,239 --> 01:27:32,840
going over to the magic side of things

1997
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:34,760
and the magic side of the college and as

1998
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:36,239
she's walking down the faculty Hall

1999
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:38,679
she's like seeing all of the placards

2000
01:27:36,239 --> 01:27:40,520
with all of their names and is like

2001
01:27:38,679 --> 01:27:43,520
whatever arth not and then se's one that

2002
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:45,639
says like r pen Hollow and she's like

2003
01:27:43,520 --> 01:27:47,600
and she like opens the door and Rees is

2004
01:27:45,639 --> 01:27:50,679
sitting there and he's like yeah

2005
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:54,440
apparently when your ancestors founded

2006
01:27:50,679 --> 01:27:55,800
the school and the town it's pretty easy

2007
01:27:54,440 --> 01:27:59,080
to get them to agree to let you teach a

2008
01:27:55,800 --> 01:27:59,080
course or two

2009
01:27:59,520 --> 01:28:05,320
so he said

2010
01:28:02,679 --> 01:28:07,159
nepotism he like in the Name of Love

2011
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:08,360
though nepotism in the Name of Love

2012
01:28:07,159 --> 01:28:09,960
because he's she's like what about your

2013
01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:15,719
travel business he's like I can run that

2014
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:20,400
from here so he decided to pick up and

2015
01:28:15,719 --> 01:28:24,400
move to Graves Glenn Georgia to be with

2016
01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:25,639
the love of his life uh but also my I

2017
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,760
really liked how he communicated it

2018
01:28:25,639 --> 01:28:28,480
because he said I realized that

2019
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:30,360
uprooting my life and moving to Georgia

2020
01:28:28,480 --> 01:28:32,440
for a woman might fall into the Reckless

2021
01:28:30,360 --> 01:28:35,320
and ill-thought out category but the

2022
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:40,280
thing is I'm very much in love with that

2023
01:28:35,320 --> 01:28:40,280
woman that woman is you just to be

2024
01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:45,440
clear

2025
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:48,159
a that's oddly endearing right that's so

2026
01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:49,520
nice there's no epilog that's just like

2027
01:28:48,159 --> 01:28:53,560
the last chapter of the book and that's

2028
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:55,480
the end that's a cute story right H and

2029
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:58,119
I do feel like we managed to capture

2030
01:28:55,480 --> 01:29:02,800
some of the charm in it yeah but I will

2031
01:28:58,119 --> 01:29:04,560
say there was a lot that uh could not be

2032
01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:06,639
included just for the sake of time but

2033
01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:10,840
yeah if you are looking for just like a

2034
01:29:06,639 --> 01:29:13,400
cozy fall read like this is one like

2035
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:14,679
obviously like there's some some sex in

2036
01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:16,960
it but like even at that I'm like I

2037
01:29:14,679 --> 01:29:18,920
would recommend this one to my parents

2038
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:20,880
yeah like compared to some other [ __ ]

2039
01:29:18,920 --> 01:29:25,040
that we have reviewed that I might not

2040
01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:27,800
but like this one like yeah very fun

2041
01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:30,119
cozy fall

2042
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:33,880
read okay what's our rating system

2043
01:29:30,119 --> 01:29:36,560
though um plastic skull yeah plastic SK

2044
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:39,119
skulls skeleton heads I guess sket

2045
01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:45,159
candles but like plastic skulls is is

2046
01:29:39,119 --> 01:29:46,480
the money I feel Ury Ur candles Ury I

2047
01:29:45,159 --> 01:29:49,239
don't know if you're saying that right

2048
01:29:46,480 --> 01:29:51,360
uy candle oh yeah you're actually saying

2049
01:29:49,239 --> 01:29:54,560
that right wait candle was the

2050
01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:56,760
difference there

2051
01:29:54,560 --> 01:29:58,960
I was like are you saying a name is that

2052
01:29:56,760 --> 01:30:03,920
like a Greek god or something I mean it

2053
01:29:58,960 --> 01:30:06,639
sounds right God it's it's a Greek word

2054
01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:08,800
yeah I feel like it's a mythology I'm

2055
01:30:06,639 --> 01:30:11,679
going to have to Google that [ __ ] yeah

2056
01:30:08,800 --> 01:30:12,960
we had some learning to do before we

2057
01:30:11,679 --> 01:30:15,000
started recording this episode and

2058
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:17,880
that's on me so plastic skulls it is so

2059
01:30:15,000 --> 01:30:21,639
out of how many

2060
01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:25,119
um you know most of the book takes place

2061
01:30:21,639 --> 01:30:27,360
in October let's go out of 10 okay

2062
01:30:25,119 --> 01:30:30,080
um I would say out of 10 I would

2063
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:30,080
probably give

2064
01:30:31,679 --> 01:30:38,719
it like an eight oh damn okay yeah I I

2065
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:41,000
think there were like some things and

2066
01:30:38,719 --> 01:30:43,679
like some sections that I reread that I

2067
01:30:41,000 --> 01:30:47,800
was like eh they were fine but I think

2068
01:30:43,679 --> 01:30:52,159
like overall it really is a fun

2069
01:30:47,800 --> 01:30:54,760
endearing cozy read yes uh like I'd say

2070
01:30:52,159 --> 01:30:56,400
like depending on

2071
01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:59,840
what I'm basing it on I feel like I

2072
01:30:56,400 --> 01:31:00,880
could like go like 7.5 to 8.5 depending

2073
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:03,880
because if you're going for like the

2074
01:31:00,880 --> 01:31:07,040
cute banter and like funny things i' say

2075
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:10,920
like 8.5 I do think there were some

2076
01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:13,280
things like that were written a little

2077
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:14,960
clunky for my preferences and that's why

2078
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:18,840
I'd probably say like

2079
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:21,080
7.5 so I think on good reads it has like

2080
01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:21,080
a

2081
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:27,199
3.5 uh with like hundreds of thousands

2082
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:29,239
of reviews at this point right um but

2083
01:31:27,199 --> 01:31:31,639
yeah so I feel like in that like 3.5 to

2084
01:31:29,239 --> 01:31:33,280
like four territory if it's out of five

2085
01:31:31,639 --> 01:31:34,679
so I'm like yeah that tracks is like

2086
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:37,480
that's like roughly what I put it at on

2087
01:31:34,679 --> 01:31:39,920
our 10 rating scale as well like a

2088
01:31:37,480 --> 01:31:41,320
7.58 yeah I mean it feels nice

2089
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:43,480
especially if there are more in the

2090
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:47,040
series I will probably read it I'm going

2091
01:31:43,480 --> 01:31:48,360
to add it to my list for sure yes uh cuz

2092
01:31:47,040 --> 01:31:50,239
I know that like there are plenty of

2093
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:52,679
books that we read and review and we're

2094
01:31:50,239 --> 01:31:55,119
like so glad you reviewed that one or

2095
01:31:52,679 --> 01:31:59,199
like yeah oh like I'll add it to my list

2096
01:31:55,119 --> 01:32:00,719
but like it's like a niche list that we

2097
01:31:59,199 --> 01:32:03,679
are working on and I feel like this one

2098
01:32:00,719 --> 01:32:07,520
is just like a very accessible

2099
01:32:03,679 --> 01:32:11,360
fun like the the biggest issue I see my

2100
01:32:07,520 --> 01:32:11,360
parents taking with it is probably the

2101
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:20,520
magic feel like uh Harry Potter is kind

2102
01:32:17,040 --> 01:32:22,800
of the limit there we cannot stand a

2103
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:25,080
witch woo that gets a little dangerous

2104
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:28,400
you know I know it does I know it does

2105
01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:30,639
so all right um eight out of 10 plastic

2106
01:32:28,400 --> 01:32:33,320
skulls let us know how many plastic

2107
01:32:30,639 --> 01:32:36,400
skulls you would rate it don't forget to

2108
01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:40,040
like And subscribe um and rate and

2109
01:32:36,400 --> 01:32:43,119
review on any platform that you listen

2110
01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:45,000
to your podcast uh we're so honored and

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glad that you wanted to spend this time

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listening to ours so thank you and we

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can't wait to do it again thanks guys

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bye smut [ __ ] bye smut puppies well

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that's it for this week's smut [ __ ]

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we hope it was good for you cuz it sure

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was great for us if you're digging what

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we're doing it would mean a lot if you'd

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take a minute to rate and review the

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show wherever you're listening right now

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maybe tell that sexy someone to Linda s

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we love you we appreciate you and we'll

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see you next week stay spy

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