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Let me tell you, folks, when it comes to drinking a double IPA, nobody does it better than me. Believe me, I've had the best double IPAs, the most tremendous double IPAs you've ever seen. And let me tell you, this double IPA, it's huge, it's big league. The flavor, the aroma, it's just tremendous. People are always telling me, "Donald, nobody appreciates a double IPA like you do," and they're right. I appreciate it like nobody else.

When you take that first sip, it's like winning bigly. The hops, the bitterness, it's all there, and it's fantastic. You feel like you're on top of the world, like you can conquer anything. It's like drinking success, pure and simple. And let me tell you, folks, I've had a lot of success. So believe me when I say, if you want to feel like a winner, if you want to taste victory, you've got to try a double IPA. It's the best, believe me.

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What is The Beer Engine?

Every bar worth its salt has its regulars. Cheers had Cliff and Norm, Moe's had Barney and Homer and Lenny and Carl and the guy with the hat and the green vest and that one balding guy (?). Barstool Sports has that maniac who rates pizza and goes on alt-right tirades. Hey, but what if the regulars came to you and maybe the conversations were recorded? Maybe they talked about their beers, and they might have unusual hobbies or know too much about buying beer on the internet. Tony and Griff are the regulars at the bar chatting over a few cold ones about beer, or whatever else is going on. Belly up, crack open a Hamm's and feel free to eavesdrop on what these two drunks are going on about today.